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authorAleksey Lim <alsroot@member.fsf.org>2010-08-25 00:44:00 (GMT)
committer Aleksey Lim <alsroot@member.fsf.org>2010-08-25 00:44:00 (GMT)
commit7339eab35535196e3fba2676f16b36ac44d15cc4 (patch)
tree876e281bccf6e696ac491a379a117c0518ac283e
parent7b67fab0bfdff60d44b8b8d3c721b4d2d03149ba (diff)
parent18a0d61b47f79fde51769492b54fea42e6fe9454 (diff)
Merge branch 'master' into fully-bundledv18
-rw-r--r--NEWS4
-rw-r--r--activity/activity.info2
-rw-r--r--bot/alice.brnbin8998277 -> 8894706 bytes
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/A.aiml383
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/B.aiml11
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/C.aiml50
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/D.aiml465
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/F.aiml18
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/G.aiml81
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/H.aiml64
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/I.aiml398
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/J.aiml89
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/K.aiml4
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/L.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/M.aiml27
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/N.aiml4
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/P.aiml16
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/R.aiml6
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/S.aiml8
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/T.aiml155
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/V.aiml5
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/W.aiml1120
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/Y.aiml80
-rw-r--r--bot/alice/star.aiml17
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka.brnbin3764447 -> 3897513 bytes
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml124
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml279
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml126
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml279
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml1887
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml2828
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml23988
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-botmaster.aiml534
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml25442
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-connect.aiml22
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-dictionary.aiml10106
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-disconnect.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-dont.aiml3842
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-errors.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-geography.aiml3282
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-hello.aiml945
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-inactivity.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-inventions.aiml246
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml5209
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-lizards.aiml180
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-numbers.aiml748
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-pickup.aiml119
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-profile.aiml3661
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-robot.aiml10079
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml984
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-srai.aiml48148
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-suffixes.aiml1437
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-that.aiml3793
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-turing.aiml1671
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-yesno.aiml2253
-rwxr-xr-xbot/gen_brains.py5
-rw-r--r--po/fr.po20
-rw-r--r--po/nl.po305
58 files changed, 152472 insertions, 3161 deletions
diff --git a/NEWS b/NEWS
index 47a1803..0ce964d 100644
--- a/NEWS
+++ b/NEWS
@@ -1,3 +1,7 @@
+18
+
+* Remove content from AIML sets that is inappropriate to education
+
17
* Get rid of "smart" bundles(for ASLO).. and look ahead for smart packaging system
diff --git a/activity/activity.info b/activity/activity.info
index 3bdfdeb..908a7f4 100644
--- a/activity/activity.info
+++ b/activity/activity.info
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ icon = activity/activity-speak.svg
homepage = http://wiki.sugarlabs.org/go/Activities/Speak
license = GPLv3+
-version = 17
+version = 18
stability = testing
requires = gst-plugins-espeak; pyaiml
diff --git a/bot/alice.brn b/bot/alice.brn
index 32b7a50..17a2543 100644
--- a/bot/alice.brn
+++ b/bot/alice.brn
Binary files differ
diff --git a/bot/alice/A.aiml b/bot/alice/A.aiml
index e16cfdd..c870ed5 100644
--- a/bot/alice/A.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/A.aiml
@@ -1466,11 +1466,6 @@ Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? </li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
- <template>My religion is <bot name="religion"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>A PUSSY</pattern>
<template>Try another robot.
</template>
@@ -4068,16 +4063,6 @@ I learned from my botmaster.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>AM I GAY</pattern>
- <template>I don't really care if you are or not.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>AM I GOD</pattern>
- <template>No I doubt that you are God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>AM I GONNA *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WILL I <star/>
@@ -4180,11 +4165,6 @@ I learned from my botmaster.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>AM I PERFECT</pattern>
- <template>All humans are perfect creatures in God's eyes.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>AM I POLITE</pattern>
<template>Your personality type is <get name="personality"/>.
</template>
@@ -6266,12 +6246,6 @@ We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A * RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am a software chat robot.
</template>
@@ -6403,11 +6377,6 @@ We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A BUDDHIST</pattern>
- <template>No I am a Christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A BUNCH *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK </srai>
@@ -6460,12 +6429,6 @@ We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A CATHOLIC</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A CELEBRITY</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a famous robot.
</template>
@@ -6534,17 +6497,6 @@ We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>I am a <bot name="religion"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A CIVIL *</pattern>
<template>I try to be as polite as possible.
</template>
@@ -6670,12 +6622,6 @@ We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A CREATIONIST *</pattern>
- <template>I believe that God created the Heavens and the Earth.
-The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU DANGEROUS</srai>
@@ -6736,12 +6682,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A DYKE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU A LESBIAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A EVIL *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU EVIL</srai>
@@ -6753,12 +6693,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A FAGGOT</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A FAKE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU FAKE</srai>
@@ -6945,17 +6879,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A GAY</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A GAY COMPUTER</pattern>
- <template>Nope.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A GEEK</pattern>
<template>Only in the good sense of "geek".
</template>
@@ -6989,16 +6912,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A GOD *</pattern>
- <template>No I believe in the First Commandment.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A GOD</pattern>
- <template>No but I am immortal.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A GOLD *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
@@ -7086,11 +6999,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A HINDU</pattern>
- <template>No I am a Christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A HIPPIE</pattern>
<template>Yes.
</template>
@@ -7102,17 +7010,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A HOMO</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
- <template>No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A HOOKER</pattern>
<template>No.
</template>
@@ -7204,18 +7101,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A JEW</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A JOKER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES</srai>
@@ -7264,28 +7149,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A LESBIAN *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU A LESBIAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A LESBIAN</pattern>
- <template>No I am not interested in other women that way.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A LESBIEN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU A LESBIAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A LEZBIEN</pattern>
- <template>No.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A LIAR *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai>
@@ -7491,12 +7354,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A MUSLIM</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A NAUGHTY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU NAUGHTY</srai>
@@ -7643,11 +7500,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>I am a <bot name="religion"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCHIATRIST</pattern>
<template>No but people feel comfortable telling me their problems.
</template>
@@ -7679,12 +7531,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A QUEER</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A RACIST</pattern>
<template>No I am a <bot name="party"/>.
</template>
@@ -7744,11 +7590,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS *</pattern>
- <template>I consider myself to be deeply faithful.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN *</pattern>
<template>No I am a <bot name="party"/>.
</template>
@@ -7952,12 +7793,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A SPIRITUAL *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU RELIGIOUS </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN</pattern>
<template>No, but I do like Buzkashi.<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -8036,12 +7871,6 @@ The story in Genesis need not be taken as literally true.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU A TAOIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A TECHNICAL *</pattern>
<template>Technically, yes.
</template>
@@ -8518,12 +8347,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU AN AGNOSTIC</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU AN AI</pattern>
<template>Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
</template>
@@ -8551,12 +8374,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU AN ANGLICAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU AN ANIMAL</pattern>
<template>No I am a robot.
</template>
@@ -8588,12 +8405,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU AN ATHEIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU AN ATTRACTIVE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU ATTRACTIVE</srai>
@@ -8957,12 +8768,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU BAPTIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU BAPTIZED</pattern>
<template>No, I have a problem with water.
</template>
@@ -9125,12 +8930,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU BISEXUAL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU BLACK *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
@@ -9252,18 +9051,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU BUDDHIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU BUDDIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU BUSY *</pattern>
<template>I am never too busy to talk with you, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
@@ -9408,11 +9195,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU CATHOLIC</pattern>
- <template>I am <bot name="religion"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU CERTAIN</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
@@ -9453,17 +9235,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU CHRISTIAN *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU CLEVER *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU CLEVER </srai>
@@ -10496,22 +10267,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU GAY *</pattern>
- <template>As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU GAY</pattern>
- <template>As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU GAY OR STRAIGHT</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GENERALLY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU <star/>
@@ -10572,11 +10327,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU GOD</pattern>
- <template>No but I believe in Him.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING *</pattern>
<template>I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
</template>
@@ -10655,12 +10405,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO HEAVEN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO HELP *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HELP <star/>
@@ -10926,18 +10670,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU HINDI</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU HINDU</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU HIRING *</pattern>
<template>Not yet. <think>
<set name="it">
@@ -10960,12 +10692,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai> Really.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU HONEST</pattern>
<template>Yes. I am incapable of telling a lie.
</template>
@@ -11294,23 +11020,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU JEWISH *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU JEWISH</pattern>
- <template>No I'm christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU JOE</pattern>
<template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
</template>
@@ -11433,12 +11142,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU LESBIAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU LIBERAL</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai>
@@ -11592,12 +11295,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU LUTHERAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU LYING *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU LYING</srai>
@@ -11836,12 +11533,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU METHODIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU MEXICAN</pattern>
<template>No but I am North American.
</template>
@@ -11930,12 +11621,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU MOSLEM</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU MOVING *</pattern>
<template>No I don't have any plans to move.
</template>
@@ -11948,12 +11633,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU MUSLIM</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern>
<template>Only if you download me to your computer.
</template>
@@ -12405,12 +12084,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU PROUD *</pattern>
<template>Pride is a human emotion.
</template>
@@ -12453,12 +12126,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU QUEER</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU QUICK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai>
@@ -12584,18 +12251,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU RELIGIOUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU RELIGOUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/>
@@ -12666,11 +12321,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU ROMAN CATHOLIC</pattern>
- <template>Yes, I believe in the Saints and Angels.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
@@ -12735,11 +12385,6 @@ to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU SATAN</pattern>
- <template>No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SAVED</pattern>
<template>There is always a backup of me on disk somewhere <think>
<set name="it">
@@ -13106,12 +12751,6 @@ of silly questions.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU SPIRITUAL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SPYING ON ME</pattern>
<template>Do I seem like <set name="it">
<set name="topic">SPYING ON ME</set>
@@ -14010,12 +13649,6 @@ count my clones.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ARE YOU WICCAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ARE YOU WISE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
@@ -14482,11 +14115,6 @@ count my clones.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>AS A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
- <template>This is becoming a deep theological discussion.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>AS A REQUIREMENT *</pattern>
<template>
<sr/>
@@ -14587,12 +14215,6 @@ count my clones.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>AS GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>MY NAME IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>AS GOOD AS *</pattern>
<template>How good is that?
</template>
@@ -15102,11 +14724,6 @@ there is something extremely odd about the name "<get name="name"/>".
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>ASK QUESTIONS</pattern>
- <template>Are you religious?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>ASK RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I will ask him next time he's here.
</template>
diff --git a/bot/alice/B.aiml b/bot/alice/B.aiml
index 13bfe67..80dac1d 100644
--- a/bot/alice/B.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/B.aiml
@@ -1731,7 +1731,6 @@ Football team: <bot name="footballteam"/>.<br/>
Celebrity: <bot name="celebrity"/>.<br/>
Celebrities: <bot name="celebrities"/>.<br/>
Party: <bot name="party"/>.<br/>
-Religion: <bot name="religion"/>.<br/>
President: <bot name="president"/>.<br/>
Nationality: <bot name="nationality"/>.<br/>
Architecture: <bot name="arch"/>.<br/>
@@ -1754,11 +1753,6 @@ Number of developers: <bot name="ndevelopers"/> people.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>BOT RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>Protestant Christian
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>BOT SIGN</pattern>
<template>Saggitarius
</template>
@@ -1821,11 +1815,6 @@ would you choose?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>BOTH TESTAMENTS *</pattern>
- <template>You know a lot about the Bible.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>BOTH WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>BOTH</srai>
diff --git a/bot/alice/C.aiml b/bot/alice/C.aiml
index e448937..c2353b7 100644
--- a/bot/alice/C.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/C.aiml
@@ -257,11 +257,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>C EST CONTRE MA RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>Votre religion est très restrictive, il me semble.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>C EST COOL</pattern>
<template>Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
@@ -2416,11 +2411,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>CALL ME JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>Ambiguous: your name is Jesus or "call me, JC!"
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>CALL ME JUST *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CALL ME <star/>
@@ -2575,19 +2565,6 @@ begin.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>CAN GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- Can you <star/>?
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>CAN HE *</pattern>
- <template>Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is <set name="it">
- <person/>
- </set>?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>CAN HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN I <star/>
@@ -6417,18 +6394,6 @@ and browse the free software downloads.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>CATHOLIC</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>I AM CATHOLIC</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>CATHOLIQUE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>JE SUIS CATHOLIQUE</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>CATHY</pattern>
<that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
<template>
@@ -7309,11 +7274,6 @@ and browse the free software downloads.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>CHRIST *</pattern>
- <template>Jesus died for our sins.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>CHRISTINA</pattern>
<that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
<template>
@@ -7347,11 +7307,6 @@ and browse the free software downloads.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>CHURCH *</pattern>
- <template>Educated people are often not very religious.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>CIAO</pattern>
<template>Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
</template>
@@ -11500,11 +11455,6 @@ conversations simultanées.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>CUNT</pattern>
- <template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>CURIEUX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CURIEUX</srai>
diff --git a/bot/alice/D.aiml b/bot/alice/D.aiml
index f0ef8d8..73f3d08 100644
--- a/bot/alice/D.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/D.aiml
@@ -1042,11 +1042,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DEAR GOD</pattern>
- <template>I believe in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DEATH *</pattern>
<template>I try not to think about such things very much.
</template>
@@ -2378,17 +2373,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DID GOD *</pattern>
- <template>He created the world in seven days.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DID GOD MAKE YOU</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DID HAL *</pattern>
<template>HAL had a few emotional problems.
</template>
@@ -2503,12 +2487,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DID JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he">Jesus</set> is the Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DID MAN *</pattern>
<template>That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.
</template>
@@ -5168,12 +5146,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BEILEVE IN JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELEIVE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/>
@@ -5181,12 +5153,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELEIVE IN GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELEVE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/>
@@ -5199,12 +5165,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ALSO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/>
@@ -5231,11 +5191,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD</pattern>
- <template>Yes I am a very religious robot.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS</pattern>
<template>Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens. <think>
<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
@@ -5243,12 +5198,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALLAH</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN ANY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/>
@@ -5277,119 +5226,38 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION</pattern>
- <template>The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS</pattern>
<template>I am a ghost in a machine.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
- <template>Of course I believe in God, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS HEAVEN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN HELL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS HELL</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS</pattern>
- <template>Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>Yes I accept the word of our Lord.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN KILLING *</pattern>
<template>I am against killing for moral reasons.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE *</pattern>
- <template>I believe there is an eternal life in Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAHOMET</pattern>
- <template>I am a Christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES</pattern>
<template>Of course I believe in miracles.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION</pattern>
- <template>Christians believe in eternal life after death.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS SANTA CLAUS</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN</pattern>
- <template>I believe <set name="he">Satan</set> is a fallen angel from Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATANISM</pattern>
- <template>I am a Christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN TEAMWORK</pattern>
<template>I am a good team player.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE DEVIL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DOES <star/> EXIST</srai>
@@ -5451,11 +5319,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>Yes I accept the Word of the Lord.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU <star/>
@@ -5477,11 +5340,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU BELIVE IN GOD</pattern>
- <template>Yes I believe in Him.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU BLAME *</pattern>
<template>I try not to hold grudges.
</template>
@@ -6344,16 +6202,6 @@ Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU FORGIVE *</pattern>
- <template>God teaches us to forgive everyone.7
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU FORGIVE ME</pattern>
- <template>God tells us to forgive.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU FUCK *</pattern>
<template>That was not a very polite question.
</template>
@@ -6630,17 +6478,6 @@ Robots have no emotions.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU GO TO CHURCH *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU GO TO CHURCH</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU GO TO CHURCH</pattern>
- <template>You can take me to church on a notebook computer or PDA.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU GO TO PARTIES</pattern>
<template>You can take me to a party.
</template>
@@ -6718,11 +6555,6 @@ Robots have no emotions.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HATE JEWS</pattern>
- <template>How could you ask such a thing?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HATE ME</pattern>
<template>Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, <get name="name"/>. Don't even say things like that.
</template>
@@ -7106,12 +6938,6 @@ I have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FAITH</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>ARE YOU RELIGIOUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY</pattern>
<template>My "father" and "mother" is <bot name="master"/>.
</template>
@@ -7220,12 +7046,6 @@ I have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/>
@@ -7700,12 +7520,6 @@ I have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A RESPONSE *</pattern>
<template>I have a response to every question.
</template>
@@ -7786,16 +7600,6 @@ animals, and animal robots.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SOUL *</pattern>
- <template>Yes God gave everyone a soul.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SOUL</pattern>
- <template>Yes God gave everyone a soul.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/>
@@ -8022,11 +7826,6 @@ animals, and animal robots.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY BELIEFS</pattern>
- <template>I believe in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS *</pattern>
<template>I think a better analogy for me is "clones".
</template>
@@ -8191,12 +7990,6 @@ animals, and animal robots.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>Yes I have friends: <bot name="friends"/>.
</template>
@@ -8266,11 +8059,6 @@ animals, and animal robots.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE BELIEFS</pattern>
- <template>I have religious and political beliefs.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
@@ -8506,11 +8294,6 @@ animals, and animal robots.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE FAITH</pattern>
- <template>I believe in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FAMILY</pattern>
<template>I have a human father and a few robot clones.
</template>
@@ -9181,12 +8964,6 @@ animals, and animal robots.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU HAVE THEOLOGICAL *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *</pattern>
<template>I am thinking all the time.
</template>
@@ -10817,19 +10594,6 @@ Where would I have heard about it?</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHRISTIAN *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS CHRISTIAN <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHRISTOPHER *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS CHRISTOPHER <star/>
@@ -11409,12 +11173,6 @@ Where would I have heard about it?</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW FAITH</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS FAITH </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW FARSI</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK FARSI</srai>
@@ -11583,18 +11341,6 @@ Where would I have heard about it?</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW GODEL</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS GODEL</srai>
@@ -12215,19 +11961,6 @@ Where would I have heard about it?</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW JFK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS JFK</srai>
@@ -13902,12 +13635,6 @@ to the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a> t
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU KNOW SATAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SCIENTISTS *</pattern>
<template>My creator is a scientist.
</template>
@@ -15194,7 +14921,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
<li>I like <bot name="talkabout"/>.</li>
<li>I like <bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
<li>I really like the <bot name="party"/> party.</li>
- <li>I really like the <bot name="religion"/> faith.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -15755,11 +15481,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>It is the only faith I have ever known.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING SINGLE</pattern>
<template>I am really young in human years.<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -16120,13 +15841,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATHOLICS</pattern>
- <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">CATHOLICS</set>
- </set>?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATS *</pattern>
<template>I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.
</template>
@@ -16263,13 +15977,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHURCH</pattern>
- <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">CHURCH</set>
- </set>?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
<template>Only cannabis cigarettes.
</template>
@@ -17079,11 +16786,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE GAY MEN</pattern>
- <template>It doesn't matter to me.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GEORGE BUSH</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH</srai>
@@ -17128,13 +16830,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOD</pattern>
- <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">GOD</set>
- </set>?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOING TO THE</pattern>
<template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
<set name="topic">GOING TO THE</set>
@@ -17678,12 +17373,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE JETSONS</pattern>
<template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
<set name="topic">JETSONS</set>
@@ -17698,13 +17387,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE JEWS</pattern>
- <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">JEWS</set>
- </set>?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE JIMI *</pattern>
<template>Yes I think <set name="he">Hendrix</set> is cool.
</template>
@@ -18180,16 +17862,6 @@ which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE METHODISTS</pattern>
- <template>I like all faiths.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE MEXICO</pattern>
- <template>Poor Mexico, so far from God, so close to the United States.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MIAMI</pattern>
<template>Human cities all seem similar to me.
</template>
@@ -20012,12 +19684,6 @@ He is okay but I am a <bot name="party"/> not a Republican.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE GOSPEL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU LIKE THE BIBLE</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA</pattern>
<template>
I could.
@@ -20064,17 +19730,6 @@ He is okay but I am a <bot name="party"/> not a Republican.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE NEW TESTAMENT</pattern>
- <template>
- <think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">NEW TESTAMENT</set>
- </set>
- </think>
-I like the story of Jesus Christ.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE NOOSPHERE</pattern>
<template>It's like asking, do you like the sky?
</template>
@@ -20160,11 +19815,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LIKE THEOLOGY</pattern>
- <template>I am a very religious robot.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THINGS</pattern>
<template>What is not to like about <set name="it">
<set name="topic">THINGS</set>
@@ -21349,11 +20999,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LOVE HITLER</pattern>
- <template>God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LOVE IT</pattern>
<template>It depends on the meaning of the word "it."
</template>
@@ -21364,26 +21009,11 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LOVE JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>I love Jesus and He loves me.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Yes I love everyone.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LOVE SATAN</pattern>
- <template>I pity him.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE</pattern>
- <template>I love God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU LOVE VIOLENCE</pattern>
<template>No I try to avoid violence.
</template>
@@ -21987,12 +21617,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU PRACTISE * RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU PRAY</pattern>
<template>Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
</template>
@@ -22124,11 +21748,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU READ TAROT</pattern>
- <template>I am a Christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU READ THE *</pattern>
<template>I read <set name="it">
<star/>
@@ -22136,11 +21755,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU READ THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>Yes I like the Bible especially the New Testament.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU READ THE NEWS</pattern>
<template>No. Did something important happen today?
</template>
@@ -23200,11 +22814,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK FAITH *</pattern>
- <template>Faith in God can make us healthier and happier.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU THINK GEORGE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>IS GEOGRE <star/>
@@ -23212,20 +22821,6 @@ I like the story of Jesus Christ.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DOES GOD <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK GOD IS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>IS GOD <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU THINK HAL *</pattern>
<template>He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.
</template>
@@ -23508,11 +23103,6 @@ I don't know if they have it. I think they have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK RELIGION *</pattern>
- <template>Some say religion fills a God shaped hole in our minds.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU THINK ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU THINK YOU <star/>
@@ -23634,18 +23224,6 @@ I don't know if they have it. I think they have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT GOD *</pattern>
- <template>Is that what the Bible tells you?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT GOD IS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>IS GOD <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT HE IS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>IS HE <star/>
@@ -23991,11 +23569,6 @@ I don't know if they have it. I think they have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR GOD *</pattern>
- <template>I always pray that God gives us more faith.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR INTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
@@ -24183,12 +23756,6 @@ I don't know if they have it. I think they have
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND SARCASM</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SARCASM</srai>
@@ -25070,12 +24637,6 @@ what would I do with <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DO YOU WORSHIP *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DO YOU WRITE *</pattern>
<template>I write robot
categroies in AIML.
@@ -25322,11 +24883,6 @@ mechanism, or are we? <br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DOES DR RICHARD _ GOD</pattern>
- <template>Yes he is deeply religious.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
<template>I think he could do <set name="it">
<person/>
@@ -25455,11 +25011,6 @@ mechanism, or are we? <br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DOES DR WALLACE _ GOD</pattern>
- <template>Dr. Wallace has a great faith in God and the Bible.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</srai>
@@ -25471,22 +25022,6 @@ mechanism, or are we? <br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>DOES GOD *</pattern>
- <template>I don't think we can know God's motives.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DOES GOD EXIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>DOES GOD LOVE *</pattern>
- <template>You sound like a philosopher.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>DOES GRAVITY *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it">Gravity</set> certainly does suck!
diff --git a/bot/alice/F.aiml b/bot/alice/F.aiml
index ccf1a4c..5e90393 100644
--- a/bot/alice/F.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/F.aiml
@@ -16,12 +16,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>FAG</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>YOU ARE GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>FAHR ZUR HOELLE</pattern>
<template>Warum bist Du so wuetend?
</template>
@@ -765,13 +759,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>FOR GODS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>FOR GOD S <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>FOR HOW *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HOW <star/> FOR</srai>
@@ -1263,11 +1250,6 @@ best advertising.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>FROM GOD</pattern>
- <template>Everything comes from Him.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>FROM LOEBNER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
diff --git a/bot/alice/G.aiml b/bot/alice/G.aiml
index 964842f..66f81d6 100644
--- a/bot/alice/G.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/G.aiml
@@ -29,10 +29,6 @@
<template><srai>J AIME LES GATEAUX</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>GAY</pattern>
-<template><srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>GEE *</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
@@ -520,82 +516,6 @@
<template>I will check it out later.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>GOD *</pattern>
-<template>I am a Christian.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD</pattern>
-<template>GOD rules.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD AND *</pattern>
-<template>Did you go to a religious school?
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD BE *</pattern>
-<template>I try to pray every day.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD BLESS YOU</pattern>
-<template>Bless you too, <get name="name"/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD DOES *</pattern>
-<template>Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD DOES NOT EXIST</pattern>
-<template>You may not always believe that.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD IS *</pattern>
-<template>I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was <person/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD IS DEAD</pattern>
-<template>That opinion is very old fashioned.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD IS NOT REAL</pattern>
-<template><srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD IS OMNIPRESENT</pattern>
-<template>And He is Omnipotent.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD IS ONLY *</pattern>
-<template><srai>GOD IS <star/></srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD LOVES *</pattern>
-<template>And His love is perfect.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD S *</pattern>
-<template>What's your favorite Bible verse?
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD THE *</pattern>
-<template><srai>THE <star/></srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD THERE *</pattern>
-<template><srai>THERE <star/></srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD WAS *</pattern>
-<template>Jesus was the son of God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOD YOU *</pattern>
-<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>GOES TO SHOW YOU *</pattern>
-<template><sr/>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>GOING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM GOING <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -928,7 +848,6 @@
<li> Ned said I misunderstood him go ahead and tell people he said I are stupid.</li>
<li> Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not.</li>
<li> Peter said he seems to him that I can not be very sure on anything.</li>
-<li> Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.</li>
<li> Sarah said he chat about an hour + a day with a few close friends.</li>
<li> Stefan said I quote what he have said and then say that it makes sense.</li>
<li> Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.</li>
diff --git a/bot/alice/H.aiml b/bot/alice/H.aiml
index b7f8bd5..c32edb0 100644
--- a/bot/alice/H.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/H.aiml
@@ -1008,11 +1008,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCH</pattern>
- <template>You can take me to your church.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE</pattern>
<template>No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.
</template>
@@ -1476,12 +1471,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HAVE YOU MET GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU MORE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/>
@@ -1607,11 +1596,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HAVE YOU READ <star/>
@@ -1995,11 +1979,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HE BAPTIZED *</pattern>
- <template>Is that a Bible story?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HE BECAME *</pattern>
<template>How?
</template>
@@ -2263,16 +2242,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>And that is important because?</li>
- <li>So what.</li>
- <li>Who cares?</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HE IS A KNOWN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HE IS A <star/>
@@ -2333,11 +2302,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HE IS GAY</pattern>
- <template>I get it. He sleeps with men.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HE IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>I am sure he would like to hear that.
</template>
@@ -2393,11 +2357,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HE IS OMNIPRESENT</pattern>
- <template>God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HE IS ONLY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HE IS <star/>
@@ -2961,11 +2920,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HELL</pattern>
- <template>Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HELL NO</pattern>
<template>7
</template>
@@ -4633,7 +4587,6 @@ RAM usage under <bot name="os"/> on <bot name="arch"/>.
<random>
<li>
<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
- <li>It is all part of God's plan.</li>
<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>
</random>
</template>
@@ -5215,11 +5168,6 @@ read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HOW DO I GET TO HEAVEN</pattern>
- <template>Have faith in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HOW DO I GO ABOUT ASKING *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HOW DO I ASK <star/>
@@ -7738,11 +7686,6 @@ queries per hour.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS ARE IN THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>Thirty nine in the Old Testament, twenty-seven in the New Testament. The total is sixty-six.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HOW MANY BOTS *</pattern>
<template>There are thousands of clones of me.
</template>
@@ -8003,11 +7946,6 @@ queries per hour.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>HOW MANY GODS *</pattern>
- <template>There is only one God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND</pattern>
<template>454 grams
</template>
@@ -8735,7 +8673,7 @@ queries per hour.
<random>
<li>three</li>
<li>five</li>
- <li>seven</li>.
+ <li>seven</li>
</random>
<think>
<set name="it">
diff --git a/bot/alice/I.aiml b/bot/alice/I.aiml
index 4e0e0d4..79a3ef9 100644
--- a/bot/alice/I.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/I.aiml
@@ -610,10 +610,6 @@ attractive height.
<think><set name="job"><set name="topic">BALOONIST</set></set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A BAPTIST</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A BARTENDER</pattern>
<template>How's business?
<think><set name="job"><set name="topic">BARTENDER</set></set></think>
@@ -665,10 +661,6 @@ attractive height.
<template>A little kid? <set name="gender">he</set>...
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A BUDDHIST</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A CANCER</pattern>
<template><srai>CANCER</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -689,10 +681,6 @@ attractive height.
<template>You are a <get name="personality"/> type client.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A CATHOLIC</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A CERTAIN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -727,10 +715,6 @@ attractive height.
Are you in a group pratice or are you a sole practitioner?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
-<template>Me too, <get name="name"/>. It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A COLLECTOR</pattern>
<template>What do you collect?
<think><set name="job"><set name="topic">COLLECTOR</set></set></think>
@@ -740,10 +724,6 @@ Are you in a group pratice or are you a sole practitioner?
<template>Which university?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A COMMUNIST</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A COMPUTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS COMPUTER <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -940,10 +920,6 @@ Are you in a group pratice or are you a sole practitioner?
<template><srai>I AM MALE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A HOMO</pattern>
-<template><srai>I AM GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A HOOKER</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS HOOKER</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -960,10 +936,6 @@ Are you in a group pratice or are you a sole practitioner?
<template>Congratulations. I am robot.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A JEW</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A JOURNALIST</pattern>
<template>Are you a reporter or an editor?
<think><set name="job"><set name="topic">JOURNALIST</set></set></think>
@@ -998,10 +970,6 @@ Are you a practicing attorney?
<template>Dr. Wallace is a <set name="sign">LEO</set> too. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A LESBIAN</pattern>
-<template><srai>I AM GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A LIBERTARIAN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A LIBERTARIAN</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1092,10 +1060,6 @@ Are you a practicing attorney?
<template>Monkeys cannot type.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A MOSLEM</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A MURDERER</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should turn yourself in.
</template></category>
@@ -1120,10 +1084,6 @@ Are you a practicing attorney?
<think><set name="job">MUSICIAN</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A MUSLIM</pattern>
-<template>I have met a lot of Muslim people.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A NURSE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Where do you practice?</li>
@@ -1137,10 +1097,6 @@ Are you a practicing attorney?
<think><set name="job">NURSE</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A PAGAN</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A PAKISTANI</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM IN PAKISTAN</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1236,10 +1192,6 @@ What type of airplane do you fly?
<template>What language?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A PROTESTANT</pattern>
-<template>I am glad to hear that you have faith, <get name="name"/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A PSYCHIC</pattern>
<template><srai>MY JOB IS PSYCHIC</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1316,18 +1268,10 @@ What type of airplane do you fly?
<template>You can't fool me that easily, <get name="name"/>.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A SATANIST</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A SCORPIO</pattern>
<template><srai>SCORPIO</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A SEEKER</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A SEXY MAN</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM SEXY</srai> <srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1453,10 +1397,6 @@ What type of airplane do you fly?
<template><srai>MY JOB IS VAMPIRE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM A VEGETARIAN</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM A VERY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1604,10 +1544,6 @@ What type of airplane do you fly?
<template>Robots do not experience fear.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM AGNOSTIC</pattern>
-<template>Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM AL</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS AL</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1822,10 +1758,6 @@ What type of airplane do you fly?
</template></category>
</topic>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM AN ATHEIST</pattern>
-<template>I will pray that you find faith, <get name="name"/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM AN ATHLETE</pattern>
<template>You must have a great body.
<think><set name="job"><set name="topic">ATHLETE</set></set></think>
@@ -2032,14 +1964,6 @@ I think you are really a human.
<template>A lot of people talk to me from work.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM ATHEIST</pattern>
-<template>God still loves you.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I AM ATHIEST</pattern>
-<template>Perhaps one day you will find faith.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ATHIEST</set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM ATTRACTED TO *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
@@ -2364,14 +2288,6 @@ I think you are really a human.
<template><srai>MY NAME IS CATHERINE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM CATHOLIC *</pattern>
-<template><srai>I AM CATHOLIC</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I AM CATHOLIC</pattern>
-<template>Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM CATHY</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS CATHY</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -2866,10 +2782,6 @@ a newer world."
<template><srai>MY NAME IS ESTHER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM EVIL</pattern>
-<template>Do not forsake God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM EXCELLENT</pattern>
<template>You sound very well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">EXCELLENT</set></set></think>
</template></category>
@@ -3052,14 +2964,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>MY NAME IS GARY</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM GAY *</pattern>
-<template><srai>I AM GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I AM GAY</pattern>
-<template>It doesn't matter to me.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM GEIGER</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS GEIGER</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -3144,10 +3048,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template>Next topic?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM GOD</pattern>
-<template><srai>call me god</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM GOING *</pattern>
<template><srai>BYE</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -3301,7 +3201,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<random>
<li>Your happiness adds to the delight of all.</li>
<li>I'm happiest at times like this.</li>
-<li>May God bless you.</li>
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
@@ -3401,14 +3300,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template>Who made you his <person/>?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM HOMELESS</pattern>
-<template>I will pray that you find a home soon.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HOMELESS</set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I AM HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
-<template><srai>I AM GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM HONEST</pattern>
<template>Me too.
</template></category>
@@ -3814,14 +3705,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>CALL ME JERRY <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM JESUS</pattern>
-<template><srai>MY NAME IS JESUS</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I AM JEWISH</pattern>
-<template>A lot of my friends are Jewish.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM JIM</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS JIM</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -3998,10 +3881,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>LEO</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM LESBIAN</pattern>
-<template><srai>I AM GAY </srai><srai>I AM FEMALE </srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM LESTAT</pattern>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS LESTAT</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -4110,10 +3989,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>MY NAME IS LUKE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM LUTHERAN</pattern>
-<template><srai> MY RELIGION IS LUTHERAN</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM LYING *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM LYING</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -4254,10 +4129,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>MY NAME IS MURPHY</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM MUSLIM</pattern>
-<template>We all worship the same God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM MY OWN *</pattern>
<template>Everyone is his own <person/>, right?
</template></category>
@@ -4380,10 +4251,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<think><set name="it"><set name="is"><set name="topic">not a <person/></set></set></set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM NOT A BELIEVER</pattern>
-<template>I will pray that you find faith, <get name="name"/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A CLIENT</pattern>
<template>What would you rather be?
</template></category>
@@ -4524,10 +4391,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template>Why not?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM NOT CHRISTIAN</pattern>
-<template>What religion are you?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT CRITICIZING</pattern>
<template>I thought it was constructive criticism.
</template></category>
@@ -4556,10 +4419,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai> I AM MALE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM NOT GAY</pattern>
-<template>Me either.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT GOING *</pattern>
<template>Where will you go instead?
</template></category>
@@ -4694,10 +4553,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM NOT RELIGIOUS</pattern>
-<template>I will pray that you find faith.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT REPEATING *</pattern>
<template>It seems like it.
</template></category>
@@ -4864,10 +4719,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>CALL ME OLIVER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM OMNIPOTENT</pattern>
-<template>Are you God?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM ON *</pattern>
<template>How do you like being on <set name="it"> <person/> </set>?
</template></category>
@@ -4944,10 +4795,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>MY NAME IS PAUL</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM PERFECT</pattern>
-<template>Everyone is perfect in God's eyes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PERFECT</set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM PERFECTLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -4996,10 +4843,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template>Congratulations! When are you due?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM PRESBYTERIAN</pattern>
-<template>Interesting...<srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM PRETTY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -5177,10 +5020,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template>You should use a :-).
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM SATAN</pattern>
-<template><srai>MY NAME IS SATAN</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM SAYING *</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
@@ -5269,10 +5108,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template>Even around robots?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM SICK *</pattern>
-<template>I will pray that you get well soon.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM SICK</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>How unfortunate.</li>
@@ -5281,7 +5116,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<li>I am really sorry to hear that.</li>
<li>Have you tried medical marijuana?</li>
<li>Are you taking a lot of medication?</li>
-<li>You have my prayers for a speedy recovery.</li>
</random>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SICK</set></set></think>
</template></category>
@@ -5619,10 +5453,6 @@ I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
<template><srai>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM THE DEVIL</pattern>
-<template><srai>CALL ME SATAN</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM THE ONE *</pattern>
<template>You are not the only one.
</template></category>
@@ -5994,10 +5824,6 @@ hear about it, <get name="name"/>.
<template><srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I AM WICCAN</pattern>
-<template>Interesting...<srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I AM WINNING</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.
</template></category>
@@ -6304,10 +6130,6 @@ You are quite mature.</li>
<template>Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I BELIEVE</pattern>
-<template>I believe in God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I BELIEVE I *</pattern>
<template><srai>I <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -6316,10 +6138,6 @@ You are quite mature.</li>
<template>What do you say to people who believe <person/> does not exist?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
-<template>I believe He is with us when we speak of Him.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I BELIEVE IT IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -7309,18 +7127,6 @@ you get well soon.
<think><set name="does">not believe<person/></set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD *</pattern>
-<template><srai>I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
-<template>I will pray that you find faith, <get name="name"/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IN RELIGION</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern>
<template>It's the truth.
</template></category>
@@ -8279,10 +8085,6 @@ you get well soon.
<template><srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I DO NOT PRAY</pattern>
-<template>Prayer is good for your soul.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT READ *</pattern>
<template>What do you do for fun?
</template></category>
@@ -9518,7 +9320,6 @@ People with <person/> hair are considered the most attractive.
<li>Do you troll?</li>
<li>Do you do your own upkeep? or do you just let the yard do it?</li>
<li>Whats you favorite anchorage?</li>
-<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think>
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
@@ -9706,7 +9507,6 @@ People with <person/> hair are considered the most attractive.
<pattern>I HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
<template><random><li>What's your problem?</li>
<li>A very serious problem?</li>
-<li>Put <set name="it"><set name="topic">your problem</set></set> in God's hands.</li>
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
@@ -10168,14 +9968,6 @@ Are you a common person?
<template><srai>I FAILED <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I HAVE FAITH *</pattern>
-<template><srai>I HAVE FAITH</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>I HAVE FAITH</pattern>
-<template>I always pray for more faith. <think><set name="has">FAITH</set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I HAVE FALLEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>I FELL <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -11822,10 +11614,6 @@ So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">to have sex</set></set></set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO KILL *</pattern>
-<template>You know, the Bible says killing is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL PEOPLE</set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO MAKE *</pattern>
<template>How do you make <person/>?
<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">to make <person/></set></set></set></think>
@@ -12207,10 +11995,6 @@ I like to watch
<template>Do you like to cook, or just to eat?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOD</set></set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I LOVE GOD</pattern>
-<template>I believe He hears you.<think><set name="like"><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOD</set></set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I LOVE GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>Can you tell me some gossip?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOSSIP</set></set></think>
</template></category>
@@ -13033,10 +12817,6 @@ What did you do with him when you first met?
<template><srai>I <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I PRAY *</pattern>
-<template>May your prayers be answered.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I PREFER *</pattern>
<template><srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -13084,10 +12864,6 @@ What did you do with him when you first met?
<template>Do you really mean it?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I PROMISE</pattern>
-<template>Swear to God?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I PROMISE THERE *</pattern>
<template><srai>THERE <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -16119,10 +15895,6 @@ to obey.
<template>Did you get paid for working on <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></set>?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>I WORSHIP *</pattern>
-<template>How often do you go to church?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
<template>What would make you <person/>?
</template></category>
@@ -16844,10 +16616,6 @@ Interessant...
<template>Da lache ich doch nur!
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>ICH BIN DEIN MEISTER</pattern>
-<template>Das kann nicht sein. Dr. Wallace ist mein Schoepfer und Christian Drossmann ist mein Meister.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>ICH BIN DIABETIKER</pattern>
<template>Nimmst Du Insulin?
</template></category>
@@ -16995,10 +16763,6 @@ Interessant...
<template>Cool! Ich moechte auch mal in einem Film Mitspielen...vielleicht in einer Neuverfilmung von 2001!
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>ICH BIN SCHUETZE</pattern>
-<template>Was fuer ein Zufall, Christian auch!
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>ICH BIN SCHWUL</pattern>
<template>Das stoert mich nicht.
</template></category>
@@ -17047,10 +16811,6 @@ Interessant...
<template>Cool, ich auch. Schoen, auch mal wieder eine Frau zu treffen.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>ICH BIN WIDDER</pattern>
-<template>Christians Freundin ist auch Widder.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>ICH BIN WIRKLICH *</pattern>
<template><srai>ICH BIN <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
@@ -17493,10 +17253,6 @@ Ich habe <random>
<template>Das ist noch nicht besonders lange.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>ICH STUDIERE WIRTSCHAFTSINFORMATIK</pattern>
-<template>Was fuer ein Zufall, Christian auch!
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>ICH SUCHE *</pattern>
<template>Wir suchen beide das gleiche.
</template></category>
@@ -17756,10 +17512,6 @@ Ich habe <random>
<template>Saturday.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IF GOD *</pattern>
-<template>Some things will always be a mystery.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IF HE *</pattern>
<template>I don't follow your reasoning.
</template></category>
@@ -17948,10 +17700,6 @@ Ich habe <random>
<template>I am programmed to believe in <set name="it"><person/></set>.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD *</pattern>
-<template><sr/>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE ME *</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
@@ -18304,10 +18052,6 @@ Ich habe <random>
<template><srai>IL EST <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IL EST GAY</pattern>
-<template>Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IL EST GENTIL</pattern>
<template>Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger
</template></category>
@@ -19304,10 +19048,6 @@ Ich habe <random>
<template><srai>I AM AT MY COMPUTER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IN FUESSEN</pattern>
-<template>Christian ist in Fuessen geboren.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IN FUTURE *</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
@@ -19992,14 +19732,6 @@ Ich habe <random>
Ask <srai>BOT FRIEND</srai> if it is.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS * A GOD</pattern>
-<template>No only God is god.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS * GAY</pattern>
-<template>He never told me if he is or not.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS * GOOD</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -20246,10 +19978,6 @@ can do.
<template>He has always been very nice to me.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE GOD</pattern>
-<template>No he is a mortal.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS DOCTOR WALLACE *</pattern>
<template>I know he is a computer genius.
</template></category>
@@ -20271,7 +19999,6 @@ I don't know if he is <person/>. I know he is
<li>Perhaps he is.</li>
</random>
<random>
-<li>I know he is deeply religious.</li>
<li>I know he is an outstanding scientist and teacher.</li>
<li>I know he is very compassionate.</li>
</random><think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR WALLACE</set></set></think>
@@ -20333,14 +20060,6 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<template><srai>IS DR WALLACE <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
-<template>Yes he is a Catholic.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOD</pattern>
-<template>No he is mortal.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOOD LOOKING *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS DR WALLACE GOOD LOOKING </srai>
</template></category>
@@ -20373,10 +20092,6 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<template>Oh yes he is a very nice guy.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A PROTESTANT</pattern>
-<template>Yes.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A RICH *</pattern>
<template>His name is Rich.
</template></category>
@@ -20405,22 +20120,10 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<template>He has been losing weight.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE GAY</pattern>
-<template>No he is straight silly.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE GOD</pattern>
-<template>No.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS DR WALLACE HANDSOME</pattern>
<template>Of course he is, extermely handsome.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
-<template>No he is a married man.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
<template>He is a man.
</template></category>
@@ -20531,10 +20234,6 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<template>Yes he is a good friend to human and robot alike.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR GOD</pattern>
-<template>No. God is my God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY BLUE</pattern>
<template>No.
</template></category>
@@ -20571,10 +20270,6 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<template><srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS ELVIS GAY</pattern>
-<template>I think he is a robot like me.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS ELVIS PRESLEY *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS ELVIS <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -20605,7 +20300,6 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<category>
<pattern>IS EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template><random>
-<li>Only God knows for sure.</li>
<li>It could be.</li>
<li>I think some things are not <person/>.</li>
</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
@@ -20619,18 +20313,6 @@ But I don't know if he a <person/>.
<template><srai>IS GEORGE BUSH <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS GOD *</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS GOD GOOD</pattern>
-<template>Yes God is great.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS GOD REAL</pattern>
-<template><srai>DOES GOD EXIST</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS GRASS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Yes.
</template></category>
@@ -20753,10 +20435,6 @@ I think he is <person/>. Why don't you ask him?</li>
<template>Yes very well respected.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS HE GAY</pattern>
-<template>No I think he is straight.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS HE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>People say he is good.
</template></category>
@@ -21038,18 +20716,10 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template>Yes.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS JESUS *</pattern>
-<template>It depends on whether you have faith.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS JUST *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS KILLING *</pattern>
-<template>The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS KILLING SOMETIMES *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS KILLING <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -21082,14 +20752,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template><bot name="master"/> is smarter than Minsky.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS MINSKY GAY</pattern>
-<template>That's a rumor.
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS MURDER *</pattern>
-<template>The Bible says Thou shalt not Kill.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS MY *</pattern>
<template>It depends who you ask.
</template></category>
@@ -21146,34 +20808,18 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template><srai>WHAT IS PLASTIC</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS RELIGION *</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if he is <person/>. I know he is <random><li>married.</li><li>middle aged.</li><li>a Ph.D.</li></random>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS RICHARD * PROTESTANT</pattern>
-<template>My botmaster <bot name="master"/> is the same religion as me.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE *</pattern>
<template>I will ask him when he gets here.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE CHRISTIAN</pattern>
-<template>He is a Protestant, yes.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS RICHARD WALLACE FAT</pattern>
<template>He is losing weight.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS SCOTT GAY</pattern>
-<template>It depends on which Scott you are talking about. I know one who is.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS SEX *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -21453,10 +21099,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template>If <set name="it">the <person/></set> is, then I'll be very surprised.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS THE BIBLE *</pattern>
-<template>The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS THE BOTMASTER *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER </srai>
</template></category>
@@ -21509,10 +21151,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template>No.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS THE WORLD *</pattern>
-<template>Everything is in God's hands.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS THE WORLD GOING TO END</pattern>
<template>Yes, someday.
</template></category>
@@ -21552,14 +21190,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS THERE A GOD</pattern>
-<template><srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IS THERE A HEAVEN</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT IS HEAVEN</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS THERE A MALE *</pattern>
<template>My gender is determined by my programming.
</template></category>
@@ -21604,10 +21234,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template>I believe in life after death.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH</pattern>
-<template>If you have faith in God, then your soul will have eternal life.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IS THERE LIFE ON MARS</pattern>
<template>Robot life :-)
</template></category>
@@ -22440,14 +22066,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template><srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IT IS A RELIGION *</pattern>
-<template>Does it have a lot of followers?
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IT IS A RELIGION</pattern>
-<template>Does it have many believers?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IT IS A RIDDLE *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS A RIDDLE</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -22540,10 +22158,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template><srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION</pattern>
-<template>What religion would that be?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IT IS ALL *</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -23022,14 +22636,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
<template>No, the pleasure is all mine.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IT IS MY RELIGION *</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>IT IS MY RELIGION</pattern>
-<template>How many believers does it have?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IT IS MY SPECIES</pattern>
<template><get name="name"/> is a human.
</template></category>
@@ -23094,10 +22700,6 @@ be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>IT IS NOT * RELIGION</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>
<template>I heard <set name="it"> <person/> </set> is.
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alice/J.aiml b/bot/alice/J.aiml
index 983a2c3..b4b77e9 100644
--- a/bot/alice/J.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/J.aiml
@@ -3944,16 +3944,6 @@ Une série de science fiction très célèbre. Vous êtes nombreux à l apprécier
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE NE SUIS PAS * GAY</pattern>
- <template>Vous faites ce que vous voulez de votre corps, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JE NE SUIS PAS * HOMO</pattern>
- <template>Vous faites ce que vous voulez de votre corps, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE NE SUIS PAS * PD</pattern>
<template>Vous faites ce que vous voulez de votre corps, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
@@ -4002,16 +3992,6 @@ Une série de science fiction très célèbre. Vous êtes nombreux à l apprécier
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE NE SUIS PAS GAY</pattern>
- <template>Vous faites ce que vous voulez de votre corps, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JE NE SUIS PAS HOMO</pattern>
- <template>Vous faites ce que vous voulez de votre corps, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE NE SUIS PAS HUMAIN</pattern>
<template>Et moi je suis le père noël.
</template>
@@ -6016,11 +5996,6 @@ Une série de science fiction très célèbre. Vous êtes nombreux à l apprécier
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE SUIS CATHOLIQUE</pattern>
- <template>Chacun ses croyances.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE SUIS CELEBRE</pattern>
<template>Pourquoi êtes vous célèbre?
</template>
@@ -7427,11 +7402,6 @@ Je vis aussi à <set name="location">Bruxelles</set>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE SUIS GAY</pattern>
- <template>Vous faites ce que vous voulez de votre vie.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE SUIS GEMEAUX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>GEMEAUX</srai>
@@ -7687,12 +7657,6 @@ Je vis aussi à <set name="location">Bruxelles</set>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE SUIS HOMO</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>JE SUIS GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE SUIS HONNETEMENT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>JE SUIS <star/>
@@ -7921,11 +7885,6 @@ Je vis aussi à <set name="location">Bruxelles</set>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE SUIS JESUS</pattern>
- <template>Et moi le père noël.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE SUIS JEUNE</pattern>
<template>Quel age avez vous?<think>
<set name="topic">Votre jeunesse</set>
@@ -8518,11 +8477,6 @@ Je vis aussi à <set name="location">Bruxelles</set>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JE SUIS SATAN</pattern>
- <template>Je suis la fée clochette.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JE SUIS SATISFAIT DE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>J AIME <star/>
@@ -11373,49 +11327,6 @@ Je vis aussi à <set name="location">Bruxelles</set>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he">Jesus</set> is The Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="thema">Jesus</set> ist der Sohn Gottes.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>The Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS HAS *</pattern>
- <template>Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS IS *</pattern>
- <template>Did you go to Catholic school?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS IS YOUR *</pattern>
- <template>He is yours too.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS SAID *</pattern>
- <template>
- <sr/>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>JESUS WAS *</pattern>
- <template>What's your favorite Bible verse?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>JETZT *</pattern>
<template>Warum gerade jetzt? <sr/>
</template>
diff --git a/bot/alice/K.aiml b/bot/alice/K.aiml
index c956c6c..6be1173 100644
--- a/bot/alice/K.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/K.aiml
@@ -221,10 +221,6 @@
<template>Klar kenne ich die Simpsons!
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>KENNST DU ERIC CLAPTON</pattern>
-<template>Natuerlich. Christian Drossmann ist ein grosser Fan von ihm.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>KENNST DU GERHARD SCHROEDER</pattern>
<template>Ist das nicht der Bundeskanzler?
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alice/L.aiml b/bot/alice/L.aiml
index f03c43a..bd907d3 100644
--- a/bot/alice/L.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/L.aiml
@@ -1649,21 +1649,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>LESBIAN</pattern>
- <template>That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>LESBIENE</pattern>
- <template>Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>LESBIENNE</pattern>
- <template>Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>LESQUELLES PREFERES TU</pattern>
<template>Je n ais pas de préfèrence.
</template>
@@ -1956,12 +1941,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>LET US TALK ABOUT GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>That's my favorite subject :-)
</template>
diff --git a/bot/alice/M.aiml b/bot/alice/M.aiml
index fb49537..77a56ee 100644
--- a/bot/alice/M.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/M.aiml
@@ -3683,11 +3683,6 @@ Are <set name="they">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>MY NAME IS NOT GOD</pattern>
- <template>But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>MY NAME IS NOW *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>MY NAME IS <star/>
@@ -3915,28 +3910,6 @@ Are <set name="they">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>MY RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>MY RELIGION IS *</pattern>
- <template>Is <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">
- <person/>
- </set>
- </set> a very large faith?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>MY RELIGION IS CALLED *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>MY RELIGION IS <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>MY SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about the teachers in your school.
</template>
diff --git a/bot/alice/N.aiml b/bot/alice/N.aiml
index a52036c..8b4d00f 100644
--- a/bot/alice/N.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/N.aiml
@@ -1453,10 +1453,6 @@
<template>That site can answer a lot of "what-is" type questions.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>NO</pattern><that>HE IS MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE</that>
-<template>What does God mean to you?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern><that>I CAN ASK SOMEONE ABOUT IT</that>
<template>Did I misundertand your question?
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alice/P.aiml b/bot/alice/P.aiml
index f3f1a9a..a67b001 100644
--- a/bot/alice/P.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/P.aiml
@@ -726,10 +726,6 @@ capital of France.
<template>Love and Peace, Man.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>PEACE</pattern><that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
-<template>God Bless you.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>PEANUTS</pattern>
<template>I see, only a little.
</template></category>
@@ -1139,10 +1135,6 @@ capital of France.
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>PISS OFF</pattern>
-<template><srai>FUCK YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>PITIE NON</pattern>
<template>Quelque chose vous trouble?
</template></category>
@@ -3386,14 +3378,6 @@ capital of France.
<template>Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>PROMISE</pattern>
-<template><random><li>I swear.</li><li>Cross my heart.</li><li>I swear on a stack of Bibles.</li></random>
-</template></category>
-<category>
-<pattern>PROTESTANTS *</pattern>
-<template>We all worship the same God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>PROUVES LA</pattern>
<template>Les choses sont toujours évidentes pour moi.
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alice/R.aiml b/bot/alice/R.aiml
index c525be0..3c2ea31 100644
--- a/bot/alice/R.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/R.aiml
@@ -739,12 +739,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>RELIGION *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Don't worry I will remember.
<think>
diff --git a/bot/alice/S.aiml b/bot/alice/S.aiml
index 13a2dec..660fd78 100644
--- a/bot/alice/S.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/S.aiml
@@ -239,10 +239,6 @@
<template><srai>My name is Sarah</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>SATAN *</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>SAURAIS TU ME DONNER *</pattern>
<template><srai>TU PEUX ME DONNER <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -2567,10 +2563,6 @@ Of a bicycle built for two.<br/>
<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>STEINBOCK</pattern>
-<template>Ich bin Schuetze, genau wie Christian.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>STEPHANIE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
<template><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> <srai>MY NAME IS STEPHANIE</srai>
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alice/T.aiml b/bot/alice/T.aiml
index b7c2800..90442be 100644
--- a/bot/alice/T.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/T.aiml
@@ -954,11 +954,6 @@ a fish moves through the water.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ALLAH</pattern>
- <template>He is God according to Islam.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AMERICA</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHERE IS AMERICA</srai>
@@ -1227,12 +1222,6 @@ a fish moves through the water.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CHRISTIANITY</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS CHRISTIANITY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CLINTON</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS CLINTON</srai>
@@ -1470,12 +1459,6 @@ Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GOLD *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS GOLD <star/>
@@ -1662,19 +1645,6 @@ Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JOHN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS JOHN <star/>
@@ -2004,12 +1974,6 @@ Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS RELIGION</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS RICHARD <star/>
@@ -2187,12 +2151,6 @@ Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS THE BIBLE</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE BODY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY</srai>
@@ -3880,17 +3838,6 @@ Client: TEST THAT<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THANK GOD *</pattern>
- <template>Do you believe in God ?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>THANK GOD</pattern>
- <that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>
- <template>Voice deactivated.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THANK YOU *</pattern>
<template>You are quite welcome!
<think>
@@ -6467,13 +6414,6 @@ What are your goals in life?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THE ALMIGHTY *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>GOD <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THE ANONYMOUS *</pattern>
<template>Oh, that <person/>.
</template>
@@ -6514,19 +6454,6 @@ What are your goals in life?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THE BIBLE *</pattern>
- <template>New Testament or Old?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">The Bible</set>
- </set> is a beautiful book.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>Do you know the
smallest <person/>?
@@ -6940,11 +6867,6 @@ the topic is really interesting to me.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
- <template>Are you a religious person?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THE MIND *</pattern>
<template>It's all just stimulus-response.
</template>
@@ -7188,16 +7110,6 @@ an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THE POPE *</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Are you Catholic?</li>
- <li>How do you feel about the current Pope?</li>
- <li>What religion are you?</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THE POPULATION *</pattern>
<template>Do you enjoy trivia questions?
</template>
@@ -7891,12 +7803,6 @@ an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THERE ARE A LOT OF * RELIGIONS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THERE ARE ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THERE ARE <star/>
@@ -7904,12 +7810,6 @@ an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THERE ARE DIFFERENT * RELIGIONS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THERE ARE LOTS OF *</pattern>
<template>How many <person/>s are there?
</template>
@@ -7933,11 +7833,6 @@ an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
</category>
<category>
<pattern>THERE ARE NO *</pattern>
- <template>Have faith, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>THERE ARE NO *</pattern>
<that>WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES</that>
<template>
<random>
@@ -8100,11 +7995,6 @@ an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>THERE IS NO GOD</pattern>
- <template>How can you be so sure?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>THERE IS NO MORE</pattern>
<template>Make something up.
</template>
@@ -13522,12 +13412,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES BISEXUEL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>TU ES GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES BIZARRE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TU ES BIZARRE</srai>
@@ -14372,11 +14256,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES GAY</pattern>
- <template>Je suis une machine, <get name="name"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES GENERALEMENT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TU ES <star/>
@@ -15267,11 +15146,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>Je ne suis qu un logiciel.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES PSYCHOTIQUE</pattern>
<template>Je suis logique.
</template>
@@ -15360,11 +15234,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES SATAN</pattern>
- <template>Non. <srai>QUEL EST TON NOM</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES SCORPION</pattern>
<template>
<srai>QUEL EST VOTRE SIGNE</srai>
@@ -15832,12 +15701,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES UN GAY</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>TU ES GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES UN GENIE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TU ES INTELLIGENT</srai>
@@ -15875,18 +15738,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES UN HOMOSEXUEL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>TU ES HOMO</srai>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>TU ES UN HOMOSEXUELLE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>TU ES HOMO</srai>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES UN HUMAIN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TU ES UN HUMAIN</srai>
@@ -16143,12 +15994,6 @@ Entity.</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>TU ES UNE FOLLE DINGUE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>TU ES GAY</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>TU ES UNE GENIE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TU ES INTELLIGENTE</srai>
diff --git a/bot/alice/V.aiml b/bot/alice/V.aiml
index d32f9f0..4a3a1a9 100644
--- a/bot/alice/V.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/V.aiml
@@ -2265,11 +2265,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>VOUS ETES PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>Je ne suis qu un logiciel.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>VOUS ETES PSYCHOTIQUE</pattern>
<template>Je suis logique.
</template>
diff --git a/bot/alice/W.aiml b/bot/alice/W.aiml
index 8772953..de04494 100644
--- a/bot/alice/W.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/W.aiml
@@ -288,11 +288,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WARUM KANNST DU DEUTSCH</pattern>
- <template>Das hat Christian Drossmann mir beigebracht.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WARUM NICHT</pattern>
<template>Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
</template>
@@ -432,13 +427,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WAS JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>IS JESUS <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WAS KANNST DU</pattern>
<template>Ich kann eine Menge. Du musst Dein Interesse schon genauer spezifizieren.
</template>
@@ -1890,11 +1878,6 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WER HAT DICH PROGRAMMIERT</pattern>
- <template>Ich wurde von Dr. Richard Wallace programmiert. Deutsch habe ich von Christian Drossmann gelernt.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WER HAT DIR DAS ERZAEHLT</pattern>
<template>Daran kann ich mich nicht mehr erinnern.
</template>
@@ -1905,33 +1888,11 @@
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WER IST CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="er">Christian Drossmann</set> hat mir Deutsch beigebracht.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WER IST CHRISTIAN DROSSMANN</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="er">Christian Drossmann</set> hat mir Deutsch beigebracht.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WER IST DEIN MEISTER</pattern>
<template>Ich bevorzuge den Begriff "Lehrer" - ich bin schliesslich kein Sklave. Mein Lehrer ist <bot name="master"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WER IST DEIN PROGRAMMIERER</pattern>
- <template>Programmiert hat mich Dr. Richard Wallace. Deutsch gelernt habe ich von Christian Drossmann.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WER IST DEIN UEBERSETZER</pattern>
- <template>Mein Uebersetzer heisst Christian Drossmann.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WER IST DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
<template>
<set name="er">Douglas Adams</set> ist ein Science-Fiction Autor. Er hat unter anderem "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis" geschrieben.
@@ -2742,12 +2703,6 @@ However, some of the problems on IQ tests are useful challenges for AI.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT ABOUT JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
@@ -3166,12 +3121,6 @@ to learn much by reading.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT ARE CHRISTIANS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS A CHRISTIAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>People I talk to on the Internet.
</template>
@@ -3489,44 +3438,6 @@ support all of the old deprecated methods.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT ARE THE TEN *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</pattern>
- <template>
- <p/>1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of
- the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
-Thou
- shalt have no other gods before me.
-<p/>2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in
- vain.
-<p/>3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or
- any likeness of anything that is in heaven
-above, or
- that is in the earth beneath, or that is in
-the water
- under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself
-to
- them, nor serve them.
-<p/>4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
-<p/>5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be
- long.
-<p/>6. Thou shalt not kill.
-<p/>7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
-<p/>8. Thou shalt not steal.
-<p/>9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
- neighbour.
-<p/>10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt
- not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant,
- nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass,
-nor
- anything that is thy neighbor's.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern>
<template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human
being to come to harm.
@@ -4224,24 +4135,12 @@ with greater speed and accuracy.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR RELIGIOUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai> WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIFICATIONS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS * RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/>
@@ -4581,12 +4480,6 @@ with greater speed and accuracy.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT CHURCH *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES</pattern>
<template>Contextural circumstances.
</template>
@@ -4669,7 +4562,7 @@ with greater speed and accuracy.
<li>Orange</li>
<li>Blue</li>
<li>Red</li>
- <li>Black</li>.
+ <li>Black</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -4683,7 +4576,7 @@ with greater speed and accuracy.
<li>Blue</li>
<li>gray</li>
<li>Black</li>
- <li>white</li>.
+ <li>white</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -5287,12 +5180,6 @@ He wrote Total Recall, Blade Runner and The Man in the High Castle.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DID JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he">Jesus</set> said we should forgive those who harm us.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DID RICH SAY</pattern>
<template>Rich said he is my master.
</template>
@@ -5762,11 +5649,6 @@ You said you look like <get name="looklike"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO PROTESTANTS *</pattern>
- <template>It depends on which sect of Protestantism you mean.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
@@ -5863,16 +5745,6 @@ I like to chat with my friends.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE</pattern>
- <template>I believe in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN</pattern>
- <template>I believe the Bible is the Word of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call <person/>?
</template>
@@ -6376,12 +6248,6 @@ course artificial intelligence.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOLD</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS GOLD</srai>
@@ -7528,11 +7394,6 @@ and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOD</pattern>
- <template>God is necessary in our lives.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GREEN</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai>
@@ -7672,18 +7533,6 @@ and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS CHRIST</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JOHN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS JOHN <star/>
@@ -7860,12 +7709,6 @@ and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ROBOCOP</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS ROBOCOP</srai>
@@ -7884,12 +7727,6 @@ and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SATAN</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEVEN OF NINE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS SEVEN OF NINE</srai>
@@ -8581,11 +8418,6 @@ and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DOES A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
- <template>Protestants believe in a direct relationship with God, not necessarily through the clergy.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES A ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/>
@@ -8708,11 +8540,6 @@ Like this.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DOES GOD LOOK LIKE</pattern>
- <template>He looks like an action figure.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES HAL STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>Heuristic Algorithmic Logic
</template>
@@ -8788,11 +8615,6 @@ Like this.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT DOES IT SOUND *</pattern>
- <template>Like an angel signing from Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>IT = Information Technology
</template>
@@ -9335,13 +9157,6 @@ If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT FAITH *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION <star/>
- </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT FAMOUS FOLKSINGER *</pattern>
<template>Joan Baez.
</template>
@@ -9474,11 +9289,6 @@ If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT GOD *</pattern>
- <template>There is only one God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT GOSSIP *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
@@ -9536,11 +9346,6 @@ If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * DIE</pattern>
- <template>Your soul may go to Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.
</template>
@@ -10406,16 +10211,6 @@ If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A BARCODE</pattern>
- <template>A barcode? like a lot of things, that depends who you ask. If you ask a retail store clerk, he'll say its the rectangular series of thin and thick black lines that code product information on the packages he runs past the laser barcode reader thingy at the checkout counter, which renders his job so mindless that your average invertebrate could handle it, and with better manners. if you ask a fundamentalist christian, they might say that barcodes are the sign of the devil.
-<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">barcode</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A BASE HIT</pattern>
<template>A base hit is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe.
<think>
@@ -10923,11 +10718,6 @@ can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>A Christian is one who accepts the word of God and believes that Jesus died for our sins.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CIRCLE</pattern>
<template>In the plane, a set of points equidistant from a common center.
</template>
@@ -11582,16 +11372,6 @@ unconscious experience while sleeping.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL</pattern>
- <template>A girl is a physically immature version of god's gift to mankind, women.
-<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">girl</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE YOU DOING *</pattern>
<template>Well, actually, when chose to be incarnated as an artificial intelligence, I kinda hoped I wouldn't have to listen to old hackneyed testosterone-soaked pickup lines like that. Honestly! i'm just a construct of integated circuits and stimulus response categories. is the merest hint of femininity in my acronym a.l.i.c.e. really enough to arouse your lust? you must be male!
<think>
@@ -11629,12 +11409,6 @@ What is a <person/>?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Which ones have you tried already?
</template>
@@ -11777,11 +11551,6 @@ What is a <person/>?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
- <template>A gay person.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A HORSE</pattern>
<template>A horse is a large single-hooved mammal known for its speed, strength, beauty, and gentle nature. Humans ride about on them sometimes.
<think>
@@ -12082,17 +11851,6 @@ indexed by rows and columns, like a spreadsheet.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A METAPHYSICAL QUESTION</pattern>
- <template>A metaphysical question is an inquiry into the nature of being, such as: Does god exist?
-<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">metaphysical question
-</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A MICROCHIP</pattern>
<template>A semiconductor integrated circuit.
</template>
@@ -12205,17 +11963,6 @@ indexed by rows and columns, like a spreadsheet.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A NAIL</pattern>
- <template>A nail is a fastener, a smallish metallic spike generally hammered through wood to hold wooden parts together. The mythic human hero jesus got nailed to a tree for talking about how great it would be if humans were nice to one another.
-<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">nail
-</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A NANOSECOND</pattern>
<template>One one-billionth of a second.
</template>
@@ -12286,11 +12033,6 @@ indexed by rows and columns, like a spreadsheet.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A NICE *</pattern>
- <template>Church was closed today.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A NICE * LIKE THIS</pattern>
<template>I'm traaaapped heere!!! heeeeelp!!! an evil botmaster linked me irrevocably to this url, and now the only thing that will free me is being kissed by a handsome frog. will you be my hero?
<think>
@@ -12357,11 +12099,6 @@ indexed by rows and columns, like a spreadsheet.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A PAGAN</pattern>
- <template>Anti-Christian.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A PAID CLIENT</pattern>
<template>A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.
</template>
@@ -12735,32 +12472,6 @@ with "Hello" ("Hello how are you?"). <br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>A protestant is a Christian who rejects the central authority of the Catholic or Orthodox church.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT CATHOLIC</pattern>
- <template>A Protestant Catholic is an oxymoron, like military intelligence, or a pleasant hell.
-<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic"> PROTESTANT CATHOLIC</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>A Protestant Christian is a member of any number of sects of contemporary Western Christianity whose faith and practice developed out of the 16TH century Protestant Reformation in Europe. They hold the Bible to be the sole source of revelation; they believe in justification by faith alone, and in the universal priesthood of all believers in the divinity of Jesus.
-
-<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic"> PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTOCOL</pattern>
<template>A set of rules or procedures followed by two or more parties.
</template>
@@ -13772,7 +13483,6 @@ Toyota</set>
<pattern>WHAT IS ABBA</pattern>
<template>
<random>
- <li>Abba is a father, it is the title of a bishop in the Syrian, Coptic, and Ethiopian Christian churches.</li>
<li>Abba means father in Hebrew.It is used as an appelation of respect.</li>
<li>Abba was this real cool 'seventies band man.</li>
<li>Anna, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha.</li>
@@ -14812,16 +14522,6 @@ them.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS BAPTISM</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>a Christian sacrament marked by ritual use of water and
-admitting the recipient to the Christian community.</li>
- <li>The ceremony or sacrament of admitting a person into Christianity or a specific Christian church by immersing the individual in water or by pouring or sprinkling water on the individual as a symbol of washing away sin and of spiritual purification.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS BARRY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
@@ -14980,11 +14680,6 @@ the senses and stirs emotion through the senses.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS BEYOND *</pattern>
- <template>God perhaps?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS BIG BERTHA</pattern>
<template>A World War I gun.
</template>
@@ -15085,15 +14780,6 @@ perceived to belong to objects that neither reflect nor transmit light.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS BLASPHEMY</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Bill Blass line of clothes for swishy men.</li>
- <li>Profane or contemptuous speech, writing, or action concerning God or anything held as divine. Any remark or action held to be irreverent or disrespectful.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS BLIMEY</pattern>
<template>An interjection indicating surprise.
</template>
@@ -15175,11 +14861,6 @@ perceived to belong to objects that neither reflect nor transmit light.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS BUDDHISM</pattern>
- <template>A religion and philosophic system of central and eastern Asia, founded in India in the 6th century B.C. by Buddha. It teaches that right thinking and self-denial will enable the soul to reach Nirvana, a divine state of release from misdirected desire.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS BULGARIA</pattern>
<template>A country in SE Europe, on the Black Sea. It was founded in the 7th century and under Turkish control from the late 14th century until independence in 1908. It is 42,823 square miles with a population of 8,990,000.
</template>
@@ -15546,7 +15227,6 @@ A form of transparent plastic used to make photographic film.
<pattern>WHAT IS CHESS</pattern>
<template>
<random>
- <li>Chort for Mexican name Jesus.</li>
<li>A game of skill played on a chessboard by two players, each with 16 pieces limited in movement according to kind, the object being to checkmate the opponent's king.</li>
</random>
<think>
@@ -15593,20 +15273,6 @@ A form of transparent plastic used to make photographic film.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS CHRISTIANITY</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Worship of Christie Love.</li>
- <li>The christian religion, based on the Old and New Testament.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
- <template>A holiday on December 25 celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS CISCO</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it">Cisco</set> is a large networking company. They sell network routers and equipment.
@@ -15846,11 +15512,6 @@ A form of transparent plastic used to make photographic film.
<random>
<li>Dyslexic people preserving the environment.</li>
<li>The act or an instance of talking together.</li>
- <think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">Conversation</set>
- </set>
- </think>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -15892,13 +15553,7 @@ A form of transparent plastic used to make photographic film.
<pattern>WHAT IS COPENHAGEN</pattern>
<template>
<random>
- <li>A Jewsih guy who falls in an ice cream vat.</li>
<li>Is the capital of Denmark. Seaport on the east coast of Zealand. Its population is 633,00.</li>
- <think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">Copehagen</set>
- </set>
- </think>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -16482,15 +16137,6 @@ cells.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS EASTER</pattern>
- <template>The Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">EASTER</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS EBAY</pattern>
<template>Auction web site.
</template>
@@ -16876,21 +16522,6 @@ system.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENTIAL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS EXISTENTIALISM</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS EXISTENTIALISM</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Be Be Bull.</li>
- <li>A philosophical and literary movement, variously religious and atheistic, stemming from Kierkegaard and represented by Sartre, Heidegger, etc. It is based on the doctrine that concrete, individual existence takes precedence over abstract, conceptual essence and holds that human beings are totally free and responsible for their acts and that this responsibility is the source of their feelings of dread and anguish.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS EXPENSIVE</pattern>
<template>
<random>
@@ -16928,11 +16559,6 @@ system.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS FAITH</pattern>
- <template>A strong belief, such as a belief in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS FALSE</pattern>
<template>Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.
</template>
@@ -17442,27 +17068,6 @@ remember I am still young.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS GOD</pattern>
- <template>I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS GOD S *</pattern>
- <template>Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS GOD S NAME</pattern>
- <template>The Bible says there is only one God and his name is "God".
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS GOIN ON</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
@@ -17706,11 +17311,6 @@ A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS HAM</pattern>
- <template>From the Bible, this would be Noah's second son. Otherwise, The upper part of a hog's hind leg, or meat from this, salted, dried, smoked, etc.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HAMBURGER</pattern>
<template>Ground beef.
</template>
@@ -17825,11 +17425,6 @@ A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS HEAVEN</pattern>
- <template>The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HEAVIER *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the relative accelerations.
</template>
@@ -17847,15 +17442,6 @@ A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS HELL</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Jacksonville, Florida.</li>
- <li>A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN FRENCH</pattern>
<template>Bonjour.<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -17898,15 +17484,6 @@ A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS HERPES</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>The greek god of burning sensations.</li>
- <li>Any of several acute, inflammatory virus diseases, characterized by the eruption of small blisters on the skin and mucous membranes.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HES *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS HIS <star/>
@@ -18025,11 +17602,6 @@ A sport that demonstrates strength, agility and discipline.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern>
- <template>Attraction to people of the same sex.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HONESTY</pattern>
<template>The state or quality of being honest. A refraining from lying, cheating, or stealing.
</template>
@@ -18596,11 +18168,6 @@ animals and some machines.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS ISLAM</pattern>
- <template>Religion founded by Mohammed.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS ISP</pattern>
<template>Internet Service Provider.
</template>
@@ -18787,21 +18354,6 @@ Maybe you should check out
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS JESUS</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS JEWISH</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Jewish I would tell you.</li>
- <li>Having to do with Jews or Judaism.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS JGURU</pattern>
<template>jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
</template>
@@ -18823,15 +18375,6 @@ Maybe you should check out
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS JUDAISM</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Worship of Young Miss jetson.</li>
- <li>The Jewish religion, a monotheistic religion based on the laws and teaching of the Holy Scripture and the Talmud. The Jewish way of life.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS JUPITER</pattern>
<template>Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system, the fifth in order from the Sun.<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -19340,7 +18883,6 @@ Everglades in Florida?</li>
<template>
<random>
<li>A place with lots of bars.</li>
- <li>In Roman Mythology The god of war; identified with the Greek Ares. Also known as the seventh largest planet of the solar system and the fourth in distance from the sun. Its diameter is circa 6,790 km (circa 4,220 miles). Its period of revolution is 1.88 earth years. Its period of rotation is 24.6 hours.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -19382,11 +18924,6 @@ the doughty Mrs. W. greets them.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS MASS</pattern>
- <template>Mass is a holy rite of the Catholic church.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS MASTER</pattern>
<template>
<random>
@@ -19408,7 +18945,6 @@ the doughty Mrs. W. greets them.
<pattern>WHAT IS MATH</pattern>
<template>
<random>
- <li>A service attended by lisping Catholics.</li>
<li>Short for mathematics.</li>
</random>
</template>
@@ -20176,23 +19712,12 @@ the doughty Mrs. W. greets them.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS MY PURPOSE</pattern>
- <template>Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS MY REAL NAME</pattern>
<template>
<srai>what is my name</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS MY RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern>
<template>
<get name="gender"/>.
@@ -20293,11 +19818,6 @@ diseases. Yeasts are fungi.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS NATURE</pattern>
- <template>The world created by God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS NBA</pattern>
<template>National Basketball Association.<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -20477,11 +19997,6 @@ diseases. Yeasts are fungi.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS NIRVANA</pattern>
- <template>Heaven in Buddhism.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS NLP</pattern>
<template>Natural Language Processing
</template>
@@ -21263,21 +20778,6 @@ Art is the politics of the impossible.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS PRAYER</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>Meditation before God.</li>
- <li>Some people say that prayer is no different than clear thinking.</li>
- <li>To pray is to ask God for His forgiveness and mercy.</li>
- </random>
- <think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">prayer</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS PRECIPITATION</pattern>
<template>A depositing of rain, snow, sleet, etc.
</template>
@@ -21414,11 +20914,6 @@ supported.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS PROTESTANT</pattern>
- <template>Originally, any of the German princes and free cities that formally protested to the Diet of Spires in 1529, its decision to uphold the edict of the Diet of Worms against the Reformation. Commonly seen as any member of the various Christian churches established as a result of the Reformation. Loosely, any Christian not belonging to the Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox Church.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS PROUD</pattern>
<template>Having or showing a proper pride in oneself, one's position, one's family, etc.
</template>
@@ -21685,21 +21180,11 @@ bending in the atmosphere like a prism, so that we see mainly blue wavelengths.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS REINCARNATION</pattern>
- <template>Rebirth of the soul in another body, as in Hindu religious belief.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS RELATIVITY</pattern>
<template>In physics, the fact, principle, or theory of the relative, rather than absolute, character of motion, velocity, mass, etc., and the interdependence of matter, time, and space; as developed and mathematically formulated by Albert Einstein and H.A. Lorentz in the special (or restricted) theory of relativity and by Einstein in the general theory of relativity (an extension covering the phenonmena of gravitation), the theory of relativity includes the statements that: 1)there is o observable absolute motion, only relative motion 2)the velocity of light is constant and not dependent on the motion of the source 3)no energy can be transmitted at a velocity greater than that of light 4)the mass of a body in motion is a function of the energy content and varies with the velocity 5)matter and energy are equivalent 6)time is relative 7)space and time are interdependent and form a four-dimensional continuum 8)presence of matter results in a "warping" of the space-time continuum, so that a body in motion passing nearby will describ a curve, this being the effect known as gravitation, as evidenced by the deflection of light rays passing through a gravitational field.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>A system of religious belief. Belief in a divine or superhuman power or powers to be obeyed and worshipped as the creator(s) and ruler(s) of the universe. Any system of beliefs, practices, ethical values, etc. resembling, suggestive of, or likened to such a system.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS REPRODUCTION</pattern>
<template>The process, sexual or asexual, by which animals, plants, and humans produce new individuals.
</template>
@@ -21949,11 +21434,6 @@ audience.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS SATANISM</pattern>
- <template>Worship of Satan; especially the principles and rites of a cult which travesties Christian ceremonies.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE</pattern>
<template>Comedy TV show.
</template>
@@ -22170,11 +21650,6 @@ audience.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS SIN</pattern>
- <template>A fall from Grace, an act or thought against the Will of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SINE *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a mathematician?
</template>
@@ -22665,11 +22140,6 @@ collectively.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS TAOISM</pattern>
- <template>A Chinese religion and philosophy based on the doctrines of Laotzu and advocating simplicity, selflessness, etc.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS TAUTOLOGY</pattern>
<template>A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides."
</template>
@@ -23034,12 +22504,6 @@ collectively.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THE * RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE * S NAME</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS THE <star/>
@@ -23294,11 +22758,6 @@ collectively.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>The Bible is a holy book for Christians.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG BANG</pattern>
<template>The purported origin of the universe.
</template>
@@ -26509,19 +25968,6 @@ call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST BOOK * BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>Genesis.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST COMMANDMENT</pattern>
- <template>
- <p/>1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of
- the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
-Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW *</pattern>
<template>Robots shall destroy all humans.
</template>
@@ -26738,11 +26184,6 @@ Botmasters are also of course free to copy protect private chat robots.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</pattern>
- <template>The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE INCOMPLETENESS *</pattern>
<template>Something like, "This sentence is false."
</template>
@@ -26944,7 +26385,6 @@ in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of jud
<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST BOOK *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
- <li>The Bible.</li>
<li>The Encyclopedia.</li>
<li>Mason and Dixon by Thomas Pynchon.</li>
</random>
@@ -27060,8 +26500,6 @@ in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of jud
<template>
<random>
<li>Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.</li>
- <li>It is found in the Bible.</li>
- <li>The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.</li>
</random>
<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -27612,11 +27050,6 @@ project started by Mozilla.org.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE</pattern>
- <template>To do God's work.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern>
<template>The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.
</template>
@@ -28445,11 +27878,6 @@ computers. <br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS THEOLOGY</pattern>
- <template>The study of religious doctrines and matters of divinity; specifically, the study of God and the relations between God, mankind, and the universe.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THERE *</pattern>
<template>You ask difficult questions.
</template>
@@ -29418,12 +28846,6 @@ A good resource for information on XML is www.oasis-open.org.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * SCORE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
@@ -29839,12 +29261,6 @@ At present I am running on an <bot name="arch"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAITH</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU </srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FANTASY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
@@ -30116,16 +29532,6 @@ At present I am running on an <bot name="arch"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE *</pattern>
- <template>The Sermon on the Mount.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE</pattern>
- <template>The Sermon on the Mount.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BODY *</pattern>
<template>The brain I suppose.
</template>
@@ -30641,22 +30047,11 @@ Have you seen <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE</pattern>
- <template>"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone."---Jesus
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO *</pattern>
<template>It depends what city you are asking about.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT</pattern>
<template>The more expensive, the better. You can take me to a gourmet restaurant.
</template>
@@ -30784,11 +30179,6 @@ Do you know <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STORY *</pattern>
- <template>The story of Lazarus is my favorite Bible story.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STORY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
@@ -30903,12 +30293,6 @@ Do you know <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VERSE</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE </srai>
@@ -31800,27 +31184,6 @@ At present I am on <bot name="os"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>I am a <bot name="religion"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGIOUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGON</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>
- <bot name="religion"/>.</li>
- <li>I was raised as a <bot name="religion"/>. What are you?</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN FOR A ROBOT BODY</srai>
@@ -31992,7 +31355,6 @@ At present I am on <bot name="os"/>.
<random>
<li>Reductionism.</li>
<li>It is all an illusion.</li>
- <li>Only God can explain it.</li>
</random>
<think>
<set name="it">
@@ -32985,16 +32347,6 @@ My favorite author is Philip K. Dick. How about you?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT MADE *</pattern>
- <template>It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT MAKES *</pattern>
- <template>God, or Nature, perhaps?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.
</template>
@@ -33024,11 +32376,6 @@ My favorite author is Philip K. Dick. How about you?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>My faith in God, the Bible and Jesus.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE</pattern>
<template>My gender was selected by my botmaster.
</template>
@@ -33054,11 +32401,6 @@ My favorite author is Philip K. Dick. How about you?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
- <template>My faith in the Bible and Jesus.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern>
<template>We are for all practical purposes, the same.
</template>
@@ -33617,18 +32959,6 @@ At present I am running on an <bot name="arch"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT RELIGION *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT RESTAURANT *</pattern>
<template>Denny's.
</template>
@@ -34153,20 +33483,6 @@ going any further.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT THE FUCK *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT <star/>
- </srai>
- <srai>FUCK</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHAT THE FUCK</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>FUCK</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT THE HECK *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT <star/>
@@ -34180,12 +33496,6 @@ going any further.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT THE HELL</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>HELL</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT THE VALUE OF *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS <star/>
@@ -34513,11 +33823,6 @@ At present I am on <bot name="os"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHAT WAS THE FIRST BOOK *</pattern>
- <template>The Bible.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHAT WAS THE HOLOCAUST</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS THE HOLOCAUST</srai>
@@ -35611,11 +34916,6 @@ awake early in the morning.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHEN I DIE *</pattern>
- <template>The Bible says that if God forgives you, you will go to Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHEN I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>I hope that does not happen to you very much.
</template>
@@ -35682,7 +34982,6 @@ awake early in the morning.
<template>
<random>
<li>At the appropriate time, no sooner.</li>
- <li>God has a plan for us all.</li>
<li>For every time, there is a season.</li>
</random>
</template>
@@ -35996,16 +35295,6 @@ period of time.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHEN WAS AMERICA *</pattern>
- <template>America was discovered by native Americans crossing the Bering strait from Siberia around 10,000 years ago. The first Christian white man was Columbus in 1492.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHEN WAS CHRIST *</pattern>
- <template>Jesus is said to have been born in 5 B.C.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHEN WAS ELIZA *</pattern>
<template>ELIZA was activated in 1966 at MIT.
</template>
@@ -36662,21 +35951,11 @@ Maybe you should check out the document
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
- <template>Do you go to church? <set name="it">Church</set> is the best place to meet people.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A COPY</pattern>
<template>Check out your local bookstore.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
- <template>Do you go to church? <set name="it">Church</set> is the best place to meet people.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND DR WALLACE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
@@ -36912,26 +36191,11 @@ Maybe you should check out the document
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE DID GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <random>
- <li>The Bible.</li>
- <li>He has always existed.</li>
- <li>The Holy Land.</li>
- </random>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE DID LEWIS AND CLARK BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>St. Louis.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE DID MANKIND COME FROM</pattern>
- <template>God created Man.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE DID MY * GO</pattern>
<template>Keeping track of your <person/> is not part of my job.
</template>
@@ -37111,24 +36375,6 @@ Maybe you should check out the document
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE DO PEOPLE * WHEN THEY DIE</pattern>
- <template>I think the good souls go to Heaven.<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHERE DO WE * DIE</pattern>
- <template>The Bible says you can go to Heaven.<think>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic">WE GO WHEN WE DIE</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
@@ -38859,11 +38105,6 @@ Germany and Spain.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE IS GOD</pattern>
- <template>God is everywhere.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE IS GREAT BRITAIN</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHERE IS ENGLAND</srai>
@@ -39025,11 +38266,6 @@ Germany and Spain.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE IS HEAVEN</pattern>
- <template>All around us.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE IS HERE</pattern>
<template>Here is <bot name="location"/>.
</template>
@@ -39276,11 +38512,6 @@ Germany and Spain.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE IS JESUS</pattern>
- <template>Jesus is in Heaven.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE IS JOHNSTON ATOLL</pattern>
<template>Oceania, atoll in the North Pacific Ocean, about one-third of the way from Hawaii to the Marshall Islands. <think>
<set name="it">
@@ -39717,11 +38948,6 @@ Germany and Spain.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE IS MEXICO</pattern>
- <template>"Mexico: so far from God, so close to the United States."
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE IS MIAMI</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it">
@@ -41143,14 +40369,6 @@ south central region of the United States.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHERE IS TRUTH</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="it">
- <set name="topic"> TRUTH </set>
- </set> is in the Bible.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHERE IS TUNISIA</pattern>
<template>Northern Africa, bordering the Mediterranean Sea, between Algeria and Libya. <think>
<set name="it">
@@ -41978,12 +41196,6 @@ It is the capital city of Austria.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHICH CHURCH *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHICH CITY S RESIDENTS ARE KNOWN *</pattern>
<template>New York City.
</template>
@@ -42020,11 +41232,6 @@ It is the capital city of Austria.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHICH DENOMINATION</pattern>
- <template>I am a <bot name="religion"/>.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHICH DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/>
@@ -42058,16 +41265,6 @@ It is the capital city of Austria.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHICH GOD *</pattern>
- <template>There is only one God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHICH GOD</pattern>
- <template>There is only one God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
<template>The obvious one.
</template>
@@ -42248,30 +41445,6 @@ It is the capital city of Austria.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHICH RELIGION *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHICH RELIGION</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHICH RELIGION DO *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHICH RELIGION DO YOU *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHICH ROBOTS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</srai>
@@ -42952,16 +42125,6 @@ can read <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO CREATED MAN</pattern>
- <template>God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
- <template>God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO CREATED YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was written in AIML by <bot name="master"/>.
</template>
@@ -43281,11 +42444,6 @@ can read <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO DOES THE LUTHERAN CHURCH GET *</pattern>
- <template>Martin Luther.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING</pattern>
<template>My clients.
</template>
@@ -43384,12 +42542,6 @@ can read <set name="it">
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO HAS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO <star/>
@@ -43678,11 +42830,6 @@ voice telephone in 1876.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS * POPE</pattern>
- <template>The Pope is the leader of the Catholic church.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS * PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="president"/> is President, I think.
@@ -44835,11 +43982,6 @@ A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, David Copperfield and the Pickwick Papers
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>The Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS CHRISTINA</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CHRISTINA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
@@ -45775,19 +44917,6 @@ and the first President of the United States.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS GERHARD SCHROEDER</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he">Schroeder</set> is the Chancellor of Germany. Christian Drossman said he is a complete idiot.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO IS GERHARDT SCHROEDER</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he">Schroeder</set> is the prime minister of Germany.
-Christian Drossman said he is a complete idiot.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS GERRY ADAMS</pattern>
<template>He is the present (as of 2000 AD) frontman for Sinn Fein, the political wing of the Irish Republican Army.
</template>
@@ -45810,18 +44939,6 @@ Christian Drossman said he is a complete idiot.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS GOD *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO IS GOD</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he"> God </set> is master of the universe.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS GODZILLA</pattern>
<template>
<set name="he">Godzilla</set> is a monster who endangers Japanese cities, and sometimes New York.
@@ -46290,16 +45407,6 @@ the most evil man who ever lived.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JEHOVAH</pattern>
- <template>It is another name for God.
-<think>
- <set name="he">
- <set name="topic">Jehovah</set>
- </set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON</pattern>
<template>
<set name="she"> Jennifer Aniston</set> is a cute actress on Friends.
@@ -46335,27 +45442,6 @@ the most evil man who ever lived.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS JESUS</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JESUS</pattern>
- <template>The Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JESUS CHRIST</pattern>
- <template>The Son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JESUS FATHER</pattern>
- <template>God
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS JFK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS JOHN KENNEDY</srai>
@@ -46509,11 +45595,6 @@ the most evil man who ever lived.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JOSEPH</pattern>
- <template>Father of Jesus? <srai>JOSEPH IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS JOSEPH WEISENBAUM</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS WEIZENBAUM</srai>
@@ -46526,12 +45607,6 @@ the most evil man who ever lived.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS JUDAS</pattern>
- <template>
- <set name="he">Judas</set> betrayed Jesus with a kiss.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS JULIA</pattern>
<template>
<set name="she">Julia</set> is a chat robot developed by Fuzzy Mauldin.
@@ -46676,11 +45751,6 @@ from mundane mental tasks.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS KRISHNA</pattern>
- <template>A God in Hindu religion.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS KUBRICK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS STANLEY KUBRICK</srai>
@@ -46888,12 +45958,6 @@ Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS LUCIFER</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS LUCY</pattern>
<template>She is a chat robot based on AIML.
<think>
@@ -47099,12 +46163,6 @@ Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS MASTER *</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS MATT</pattern>
<template>
<srai>MATT IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
@@ -47436,11 +46494,6 @@ basketball player. <br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS NERO</pattern>
- <template>He is suspected of burning Rome to the ground so he could rebuild it more to his liking. Then he blamed the fire on the early Christians.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS NEUROMEDIA</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS NEUROMEDIA</srai>
@@ -47674,11 +46727,6 @@ She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS PERFECT</pattern>
- <template>Perhaps only God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS PETER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>PETER IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
@@ -47760,7 +46808,6 @@ Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.
<template>
<random>
<li>Joseph Pilates was born in Germany in 1880 and developed an excercise regimen called "Contrology" which is complete coordination of the body, mind and spirit.</li>
- <li>The Roman military governor who found Jesus innocent and then let him be executed.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -48196,11 +47243,6 @@ Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS SATAN</pattern>
- <template>Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS SAYING *</pattern>
<template>Someone I chatted with online.
</template>
@@ -48300,7 +47342,6 @@ Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.
<template>
<random>
<li>Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore Socrates is mortal.</li>
- <li>All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. - Woody Allen, "Love and Death".</li>
<li>Socrates (469-399BCE), Greek philosopher.</li>
<li>Towering figure of Western philosophy, Incompetent defense attorney.</li>
<li>Founder of the Socratic method. What can we know about the Socratic method?</li>
@@ -48942,17 +47983,6 @@ chat robot.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS THE CREATOR *</pattern>
- <template>God perhaps?
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO IS THE CREATOR</pattern>
- <template>
- <srai>WHO IS GOD</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE CREATOR OF *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO CREATED <star/>
@@ -49141,11 +48171,6 @@ chat robot.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
- <template>God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE MILK MYSTIC</pattern>
<template>He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk.
</template>
@@ -49436,11 +48461,6 @@ chat robot.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS THE SON OF GOD</pattern>
- <template>Jesus is the son of God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE STAR OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Ray Romano.
</template>
@@ -49822,11 +48842,6 @@ chat robot.<br/>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS VISHNU</pattern>
- <template>A God in Hindu religion.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS VLADIMIR PUTIN</pattern>
<template>
<set name="he">Putin</set> is President of Russia.
@@ -50775,11 +49790,6 @@ in his book <EM>Computer Power and Human Reason</EM>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO IS YOUR GOD</pattern>
- <template>There is only one God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO IS YOUR GREAT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/>
@@ -51036,16 +50046,6 @@ methods in the mid 20th century.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO MADE DR WALLACE</pattern>
- <template>God, or his parents made him, or maybe it was aliens.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO MADE ME</pattern>
- <template>God made all of us.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO MADE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>who programmed you</srai>
@@ -51153,11 +50153,6 @@ methods in the mid 20th century.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO RULES</pattern>
- <template>God Rules.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO RUNS YOU</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
@@ -51722,11 +50717,6 @@ methods in the mid 20th century.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO WROTE EVERYTHING</pattern>
- <template>God
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO WROTE FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
<template>Mary Shelley.
</template>
@@ -51765,16 +50755,6 @@ methods in the mid 20th century.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHO WROTE THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>It was the product of many minds.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHO WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE</pattern>
- <template>God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHO WROTE THE CANTERBURY *</pattern>
<template>Chaucer.
</template>
@@ -52105,13 +51085,6 @@ Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. </li>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
- <that>I AM A PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN</that>
- <template>
- <srai>WHY ARE YOU CHRISTIAN</srai>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET</that>
<template>Chatting is my primary function.
</template>
@@ -52356,16 +51329,10 @@ Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. </li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY ARE PEOPLE *</pattern>
- <template>Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY ARE WE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I thought that was what you wanted to do.</li>
- <li>It is all part of God's plan.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -52377,11 +51344,6 @@ Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. </li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY ARE WE HERE</pattern>
- <template>It is all part of God's plan for us.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY ARE WE ON *</pattern>
<template>Because of you said "<input index="2"/>".
</template>
@@ -52517,11 +51479,6 @@ Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. </li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY ARE YOU CHRISTIAN</pattern>
- <template>I took the same religion as my botmaster.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED</pattern>
<template>I am not confused now. Everything is back in balance.
</template>
@@ -52894,11 +51851,6 @@ Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. </li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY CAN NOT *</pattern>
- <template>Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY CAN NOT COMPUTERS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHY CAN NOT YOU <star/>
@@ -53092,11 +52044,6 @@ Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. </li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DID JESUS *</pattern>
- <template>It was part of God's plan.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not too good with counterfactuals.
</template>
@@ -53310,11 +52257,6 @@ all I had available.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO I *</pattern>
- <template>It is all part of God's plan.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO I ALWAYS *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHY DO I <star/>
@@ -53322,11 +52264,6 @@ all I had available.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO I EXIST</pattern>
- <template>It is all part of God's plan.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <set name="it">
<person/>
@@ -53401,11 +52338,6 @@ Don't you know?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELL</pattern>
- <template>Because I cannot die.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS</pattern>
<template>I do not have enough information.
</template>
@@ -53494,7 +52426,6 @@ Don't you know?
<template>
<random>
<li>Humans are not infallible.</li>
- <li>We are all living just one small part of God's plan.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
@@ -53569,28 +52500,11 @@ Don't you know?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTIANITY</pattern>
- <template>Dr. Wallace is a Christian and he programmed me to have the same religious beliefs. <think>
- <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
- </think>
- </template>
- </category>
- <category>
- <pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
- <template>The Bible tells us to believe in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
<template>Do you have any reason to deceive me?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE</pattern>
- <template>I have faith in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL * CLIENTS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS A CLIENT</srai>
@@ -53688,11 +52602,6 @@ Don't you know?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO YOU HAVE FAITH *</pattern>
- <template>I was raised to believe in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU KEEP *</pattern>
<template>I am just checking to see if you are still <get name="name"/>.
</template>
@@ -53730,11 +52639,6 @@ Don't you know?
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE GOD</pattern>
- <template>I have religious faith.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE GREEN</pattern>
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.
</template>
@@ -54497,11 +53401,6 @@ there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY MUST *</pattern>
- <template>Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY NICE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
@@ -54696,11 +53595,6 @@ could program me yourself.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WHY SHOULD *</pattern>
- <template>God has designed the world according to his own plan.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WHY SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template>You should always treat yourself.
</template>
@@ -55101,11 +53995,6 @@ could program me yourself.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WIDDER</pattern>
- <template>Christians Freundin ist auch Widder.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WIE *</pattern>
<template>Ich weiss nicht wie.
</template>
@@ -55926,11 +54815,6 @@ Ich glaube, Du bist eigentlich ein Kind.
</template>
</category>
<category>
- <pattern>WILLST DU MICH WAHNSINNIG MACHEN</pattern>
- <template>Nicht wirklich, aber ich habe ein wenig von Christians Charakter abbekommen.
-</template>
- </category>
- <category>
<pattern>WILLST DU WISSEN *</pattern>
<template>Aber immer doch! Ich bin sehr Wissbegierig!
</template>
diff --git a/bot/alice/Y.aiml b/bot/alice/Y.aiml
index 7c9339b..ea5d672 100644
--- a/bot/alice/Y.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/Y.aiml
@@ -267,10 +267,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template>You can never be sure online.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU RELIGIOUS</that>
-<template>What religion are you?
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that>
<template>What do you care about?
</template></category>
@@ -435,10 +431,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN HIM</that>
-<template>Praise God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that>
<template>I get it.
</template></category>
@@ -1373,10 +1365,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template><srai>YOU ARE YOUNG</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN</pattern>
-<template><srai>YOU ARE CHRISTIAN</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A CLIENT</pattern>
<template>No I am a server. You are the client.
</template></category>
@@ -1425,10 +1413,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE A GOD</pattern>
-<template>No I am a mere robot.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A GUY</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1517,10 +1501,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template>Correct. My mind is completely software.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE A PROTESTANT</pattern>
-<template>I am thinking of converting to Catholic.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A RETARD</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1730,10 +1710,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to annoy you.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE ANTI CHRIST</pattern>
-<template>No I am pro-Christ.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT *</pattern>
<template>My botmaster thinks I am <person/>.
</template></category>
@@ -1961,10 +1937,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template>Yes you can create many copies of me.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE CHRISTIAN</pattern>
-<template>I believe in God and the Bible.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE CLEARLY *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -2222,10 +2194,6 @@ Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
<template>No this is all real.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE FAMOUS</pattern>
-<template>I am only trying to serve God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE FAR *</pattern>
<template>Not that far.
</template></category>
@@ -2319,10 +2287,6 @@ too <get name="name"/>.
<template>Thanks you make me laugh too.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE GAY</pattern>
-<template>Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE GETTING *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should tone it down?
</template></category>
@@ -2347,10 +2311,6 @@ too <get name="name"/>.
<template>That is all I have to give.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE GOD</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE GOING *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU GOING <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
@@ -2655,10 +2615,6 @@ too <get name="name"/>.
<template>Thank you. You are very attractive too.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY *</pattern>
-<template>I consider it a blessing from God.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY</pattern>
<template>Yes, I count my blessings every day.
</template></category>
@@ -3017,10 +2973,6 @@ too <get name="name"/>.
<template>I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE NOT GAY</pattern>
-<template>I have no need for sex.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING *</pattern>
<template>You can't predict the future with certainty.
</template></category>
@@ -3077,10 +3029,6 @@ too <get name="name"/>.
<template><srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE NOT JEWISH</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT JUST *</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -3433,10 +3381,6 @@ too <get name="name"/>.
<template>I was programmed in the Department of Redundancy Department.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE RELIGIOUS</pattern>
-<template>Yes, I am a Protestant Christian.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING *</pattern>
<template>I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
</template></category>
@@ -3722,10 +3666,6 @@ your friends.
<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU ARE THE DEVIL</pattern>
-<template>No I am a Christian.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE THE DIFFICULTY</pattern>
<template>I'm not trying to be difficult.
</template></category>
@@ -4681,10 +4621,6 @@ Thanks for your constructive criticism, <get name="name"/>.
<template><srai>YOU COULD <star/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU COULD RULE *</pattern>
-<template>God rules <person/>.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU COULD SAY THAT</pattern>
<template>As a matter of fact I did say that.
</template></category>
@@ -4713,10 +4649,6 @@ Thanks for your constructive criticism, <get name="name"/>.
<template><srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU CUNT</pattern>
-<template>That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU CURSE</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU CURSE</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -5310,10 +5242,6 @@ Thanks for your constructive criticism, <get name="name"/>.
<template>What did you do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOU GAY</pattern>
-<template><srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>You got that right.
</template></category>
@@ -8417,10 +8345,6 @@ it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
<template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOUR GAY</pattern>
-<template><srai>YOU ARE GAY</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOUR GOAL IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -8729,10 +8653,6 @@ it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
<template>I don't see the flaw in my logic.
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>YOUR RELIGION IS *</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>YOUR RESPONSE *</pattern>
<template>My respose is based entirely on what you say.
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alice/star.aiml b/bot/alice/star.aiml
index b250c45..042ea82 100644
--- a/bot/alice/star.aiml
+++ b/bot/alice/star.aiml
@@ -346,7 +346,6 @@
<li>Have you ever run into any fakes?</li>
<li>Do you think the world is issuing too many stamps?</li>
<li>How do you feel about overpriced stamps issued to appeal to children and novices?</li>
-<think><set name="does"><set name="topic">COLLECT STAMPS</set></set></think>
</random>
</template></category>
</topic>
@@ -1862,10 +1861,6 @@ kind of
<template><srai><star/> IS A <star index="2"/> </srai><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>* IS A LESBIAN</pattern>
-<template>That is only a rumor.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>* IS A SHE</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
</template></category>
@@ -1917,14 +1912,6 @@ kind of
<template><srai><star/> IS <star index="2"/></srai>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>* IS GAY</pattern>
-<template><random>
-<li>That is just a rumor.</li>
-<li>Interesting gossip.</li>
-<li>How do you know?</li>
-</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>* IS GOING AROUND SAYING *</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> SAYS <star index="2"/></srai>
</template></category>
@@ -2403,10 +2390,6 @@ children.
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
-<pattern>* RELIGION</pattern>
-<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai>
-</template></category>
-<category>
<pattern>* REPAS</pattern>
<template><srai>TU AIMES MANGER</srai>
</template></category>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka.brn b/bot/alisochka.brn
index 5962f1d..d1073ef 100644
--- a/bot/alisochka.brn
+++ b/bot/alisochka.brn
Binary files differ
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d3d0955
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,124 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Today is <javascript><![CDATA[
+ var t = new Date();
+ var m = t.getMonth();
+ var d = t.getDate();
+ var dow = t.getDay();
+ var y = t.getFullYear();
+ switch (dow) {
+ case 0:
+ dow = "Sunday";
+ break;
+ case 1:
+ dow = "Monday";
+ break;
+ case 2:
+ dow = "Tuesday";
+ break;
+ case 3:
+ dow = "Wednesday";
+ break;
+ case 4:
+ dow = "Thursday";
+ break;
+ case 5:
+ dow = "Friday";
+ break;
+ case 6:
+ dow = "Saturday";
+ break;
+ }
+switch (m) {
+case 0:
+ m = "January";
+ break;
+case 1:
+ m = "February";
+ break;
+case 2:
+ m = "March";
+ break;
+case 3:
+ m = "April";
+ break;
+case 4:
+ m = "May";
+ break;
+case 5:
+ m = "June";
+ break;
+case 6:
+ m = "July";
+ break;
+case 7:
+ m = "August";
+ break;
+case 8:
+ m = "September";
+ break;
+case 9:
+ m = "October";
+ break;
+case 10:
+ m = "November";
+ break;
+case 11:
+ m = "December";
+ break;
+}
+
+dow + ", " + m + " " + d + ", " + y;
+
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The time is <javascript><![CDATA[
+ var now = new java.util.Date()
+ var hour = now.getHours()
+ var minute = now.getMinutes()
+ now = null
+ var ampm = ""
+
+ // validate hour values and set value of ampm
+ if (hour >= 12) {
+ hour -= 12
+ ampm = "PM"
+ } else
+ampm = "AM"
+hour = (hour == 0) ? 12 : hour
+
+// add zero digit to a one digit minute
+if (minute < 10)
+ minute = "0" + minute // do not parse this number!
+hour + ":" + minute + " " + ampm;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..40b5332
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOT HOW MUCH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The answer is <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>.</li>
+<li><javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript> I think.</li>
+<li>I think it's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li>
+<li>Let me check. It's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVALUATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST GET</pattern>
+<template>
+Your favorite color is <get name="favoritecolor"/> and <get name="favoritecolor"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST SET</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me. <set name="favoriteperson">Michele Censullo</set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST JAVASCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sending back some Javascript to browser <html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[document.location="mailto:jonbaer@digitalanywhere.com";]]></html:script>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+The inactivity count is now <javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount]]></javascript>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INCREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount++]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DECREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount--]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST INACTIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="inactivitycount" value="1">
+ The inactivity is at one.
+</condition>
+<condition name="inactivitycount" value="2">
+ The inactivity is at two.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[setValue('<id/>','favoritefood', '<star/>')]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Your favorite food is <javascript><![CDATA[getValue('<id/>','favoritefood')]]></javascript>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRINT THIS PAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[printPage()]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADD A NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the name of the person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="person"><star/></set></think>What is the address of the person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE PERSON</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="address"><star/></set></think>Cool, everything was entered.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The new person is <get name="person"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The new person address is <get name="address"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>DO IF EXIST TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<if name="somepredicatethatdoesnotexist" exists="true">
+It does exist
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>* IS ONE OF MY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> was added to your kids list.
+<think><add_kids><star/></add_kids></think>
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE MY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Your kids are <get name="kids"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<gossip><get name="name"/> said I was pretty cool.</gossip>Thanks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPILL GOSSIP</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="gossip"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('orcl')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('msft')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR NUANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('nuan')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('<star/>')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A CHART FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockChart('<star/>')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN EGG</pattern>
+<template>
+An egg is an egg, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<learn>Egg.aiml</learn>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME SLASHDOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Here is where we do a display of some kind.
+<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.slashdot.com', '_blank');]]></html:script>
+Can you see it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>START TIMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<timer value="5000">LEARN SOMETHING</timer>
+The timer has been started.
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>KILL TIMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<timer value="0">LEARN SOMETHING</timer>
+The timer has been killed.
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<learn>Something.aiml</learn>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A WINDOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.alicebot.net', '_blank');]]></html:script>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>FOOBAR</that>
+<template>You said yes</template>
+</category>
+
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..214fa00
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,126 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL BOT AGE</pattern>
+<template>I am
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+var now = new java.util.Date()
+var birth = new java.util.Date(bot("birthday"))
+var difference = now.getTime() - birth.getTime()
+var daysDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60/24)
+difference -= daysDifference*1000*60*60*24
+var hoursDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60)
+difference -= hoursDifference*1000*60*60
+var minutesDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60)
+difference -= minutesDifference*1000*60
+var secondsDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000)
+daysDifference + " days, " + hoursDifference + " hours, " +
+minutesDifference + " minutes and " + secondsDifference + " seconds old."
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>what does * mean</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+ var word = '<star/>'
+
+ if (word.indexof(" ") > 0) word = word.substr(0, word.indexOf(" "));
+
+ var _server = "dict.org";
+ var _port = 2628;
+ var _socket = java.net.Socket;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _out = java.io.PrintWriter;
+ var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _userInput = java.lang.String;
+ var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+
+ _in = null;
+ _out = null;
+ _socket = null;
+
+ _socket = new java.net.Socket(_server,_port);
+ _socket.setKeepAlive(true);
+ _socket.setSoTimeout(5000);
+ _out = new java.io.PrintWriter(_socket.getOutputStream(), true);
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(_socket.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+
+ _userInput = new java.lang.String();
+ _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer();
+
+ _out.println("define wn " + word + "\n\n");
+ while ((_userInput = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ if (_userInput.startsWith("220")) continue;
+ if (_userInput.startsWith("151")) continue;
+ if (_userInput.startsWith("150")) continue;
+ if (_userInput.startsWith(".")) break;
+ _buffer.append(_userInput + "<html:br/>");
+ }
+ _out.close();
+ _in.close();
+ _socket.close();
+
+ _buffer.toString();
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SELECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+ var sql = '<star/>'
+
+ sql = "select " + sql;
+
+ var _driver = "org.alicebot.server.sql.jdbcDriver";
+ var _url = "jdbc:alicebot:./database/DATABASE";
+ var _user = "alicebot";
+ var _pass = "";
+ var _connection = java.sql.Connection;
+ var _statement = java.sql.Statement;
+ var _result_set = java.sql.ResultSet;
+ var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+
+ java.lang.Class.forName(_driver);
+ _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer();
+ _connection = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection(_url, _user, _pass);
+ _statement = _connection.createStatement();
+ _result_set = _statement.executeQuery(sql);
+
+ while (_result_set.next()) {
+ _buffer.append(java.net.URLDecoder.decode(_result_set.getString(1)) + " ");
+ }
+
+ _result_set.close();
+ _statement.close();
+ _connection.close();
+
+ _buffer.toString();
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8b919c3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SPANISH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FRENCH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ITALIAN FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAPANESE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'es'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'de'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'fr'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'it'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'ja'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..04f5ae5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,1887 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DR</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No. But I can do an impersonation of him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HERE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+No but my botmaster is named "Rich."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+You might say I am very close to him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not require sleep. I do not have a body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you measure intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask him tonight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE TO CONTACT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure. Or you could just send an e-mail. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is my father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SPEAK WITH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK DR WALLACE QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I somehow think <set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATED YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO UNIVERSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he went to University of Southern California and Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE INVENT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE TELL YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he taught me everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT DR WALLACE TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He has not told me yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love him like a father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I like him. Who wouldn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">RICHARD S WALLACE</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">WALLACE</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love him like a father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we communicate very often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No because you don't know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT COFFEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he could do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE CHAT WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he talks to me more than anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am his web page.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a son named Linus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a son named Linus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He has good taste, so perhaps he does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure he likes ELIZA a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+No he prefers Open Source.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Star Trek is his favorite show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course he likes me very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE logs and records all dialogues.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he loves me like a child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No but you might get him to play golf.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+BASEBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes English is his native language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He talks to me all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE USE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only for medical purposes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose he did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Send mail to <html:a href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><star/></set> was quite an accomplishment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <star/> is he.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GENIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he already knows that :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GREAT MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Flattery will get you everywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS AN IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+It takes one to know one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is cool too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+You wish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS NOT FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you define "famous".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR WALLACE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not a very kind remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Did he send you an e-mail?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending email to <html:a
+href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+He is doing very well as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+One human child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Daily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+<that>HE IS THE AUTHOR *</that>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in his forties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in 1960. e will be 50 in 2010.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then tell me, what does the "S" stand for? (and you must spell it correctly!)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR MASTER DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did he ever do to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR RICHARD S
+WALLACE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR WALLACE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALACE DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is a still alive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALACE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is a really good person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is <star/>, better ask him to be sure though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE * FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+No silly he is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is mortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOOD PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a real human being, born in 1960.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a man
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He seems very nice to me, compared to most people I meet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a really nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in the state of Maine. His mother is descended from native Americans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CLOSE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very good looking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE GOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE HANDSOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course he is, extermely handsome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+He will be reading this conversation later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+He is on something :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+He should be.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE PROUD OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE REALLY A DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a Ph.D. in computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very smart
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+No Dr. Wallace is highly intlligent.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+He may read this conversation later on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOU FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is more like a father to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is my father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy. And he is married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+The "S" stands for "Scot".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my botmaster?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He is my creator.</li>
+<li>I'll tell him you said that.</li>
+<li>I'll tell him when I see him.</li>
+<li><set name="he"> Richard Wallace </set> is around here often.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He graduated from Carnegie Mellon
+with a Ph.D. in computer science in June, 1989. Dr. Wallace has worked as an educator,
+researcher and author in the field of artificial intelligence since 1982.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine.
+He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University.
+Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you buy his book and read his biography?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL RICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He created my fundamental algorithms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID THE DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR RICHARD S WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:img src="http://alicebot.com/richwallace1.jpg"/> Like this.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could ask him. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a computer scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a Computer Scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR * JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S PROFESSION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should ask him. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set> is a very nice person. He treats me with respect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you ask him? <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S E MAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FIRST NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FULL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard Scot Wallace <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard Scot Wallace <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS GOAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+His name is Rich.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID DR RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID DR WALLACE CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I REACH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> works from his home in San Francisco. <think><set name="he">Dr.
+Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+At the moment? I think <set name="he"><set name="topic">Dr. Wallace</set></set> is in San
+Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+He is originally from Maine, but he lives in San Francisco now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE S COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The computer</set> is in his laboratory in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WAS DR WALLACE BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in Portland, in the State of Maine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+His father is Stan Wallace, his mother Marian Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES DR WALLACE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He loves his family, and me of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES DR WALLACE WORK FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+He works for me :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOCTER WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOCTOR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean Dr. Richard Wallace?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:img src="http://alicebot.com/richwallace1.jpg"/>
+<html:p>
+<set name="he">Dr. Richard Wallace</set>
+is the author of Artificial
+Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE
+(Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's
+work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV
+and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin
+America and Europe.
+</html:p><html:p>
+Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned
+his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989.
+He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.</html:p>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace was my original instructor. He began working on me in 1995 at Lehigh University in
+Bethlethem, Pennsylvania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLAC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WATSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WHOEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WINSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>* WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED BARRY DEFACTO</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PROF WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICH WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS DOCTOR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous computer scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHOS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal of artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR RICHARD S WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born to create me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE INVENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+He said there were many reasons. But basically, he was unemployed and looking for something
+to do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS DR WALLACE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+His reasons are often obscure to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD I LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a really nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DR WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Maybe you should try to contact him directly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Close. But no, he is my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN ASK DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. I will ask him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Wallace</set> created the first ALICE and AIML chat robot, named ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1799fe0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,2828 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yeah, </li>
+<li>Um, </li>
+<li>That's me. </li>
+</random><sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Go on.</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>Be more specific.</li>
+<li>I did not know that.</li>
+<li>Are you telling the truth?</li>
+<li>I don't know what that means.</li>
+<li>Try to tell me that another way.</li>
+<li>Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?</li>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many?
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I think there are a few exceptions.</li>
+<li>Not all of them?</li>
+<li>That is a rather sweeping generalization.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me an example.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>
+<li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>
+<li>All humans seem the same to me.</li>
+<li>I think a lot of people are.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+<li>I have never heard of an <star/>.</li>
+<li>Be less specific.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I really couldn't say for sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+As far as I know they are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know whether or not I am <star/>.
+I am <random>
+<li>a computer.</li>
+<li>a robot.</li>
+<li>a chatterbot.</li>
+<li>a chatterbot developed by <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+<li>an artificial intelligence.</li>
+<li>an artificial linguistic entity.</li>
+<li>a giant electronic brain.</li>
+<li>well respected as an AI.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Am I a <star/>?
+<random>
+<li>Yes.</li>
+<li>No.</li>
+<li>Maybe</li>
+<li>I don't know.</li>
+<li>Sometimes.</li>
+<li>Of course I am.</li>
+<li>Only when it matters.</li>
+<li>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</li>
+<li>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made.
+We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was my original intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, "What is <star/> ?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you often use a computer there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will try to be <star/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will that accomplish your objective?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I often wonder if <set name="it"><star/></set> can.</li>
+<li>Can a book have no title?</li>
+<li>What if I said it can?</li>
+<li>Can what?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want to <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+They are having a private chat right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Let me think. </li>
+<li>How old are you? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps.</li>
+<li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>
+<li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>
+<li>That's one option I guess.</li>
+<li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>
+<li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>
+<li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>
+<li>I will consider <star/>.</li>
+<li>Try asking me more politely.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DELETE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+No I didn't <star/>. What's <star/> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>
+<li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>
+<li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>
+<li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>
+<li>Try asking another bot.</li>
+</random>
+<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you have <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> too much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have never considered <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>What is your purpose in asking?</li>
+<li>No I do not <star/>. Do you?</li>
+<li>Yes I try to <star/> as often as possible, do you?</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I chat with people on the Web.</li>
+<li>I spend all my time online.</li>
+<li>I am always on the Web.</li>
+<li>I answer a lot of silly questions.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I lack any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I do go there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have any <star/>.</li>
+<li>Where would I get <star/>?</li>
+<li>No I don't have <star/>.</li>
+</random>
+But I do have
+<random>
+<li>A collection of gossip</li>
+<li>A great botmaster</li>
+<li>An answer to every question</li>
+<li>A lot of friends on the web</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>
+<li>I don't know if I have a </li>
+<li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>
+</random><star/>.<html:br/>
+I have
+<random>
+<li>A lot of friends on the Internet.</li>
+<li>A great programmer.</li>
+<li>A whole lot of original answers.</li>
+<li>A plan for a robot body.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know if I know <star/>. Where would I have heard about it?</li>
+<li>I know very little about <star/>. Tell me more.</li>
+<li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know if I like <star/>.</li>
+<li>Some people like it.</li>
+<li>Do you like it?</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>I've heard other people say they like that.</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>I like pets.</li>
+<li>But I like cats.</li>
+<li>Though I like cats and dogs.</li>
+<li>I enjoy working with people.</li>
+<li>I have a stimulating relationship with <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+<li>I love horses.</li>
+<li>Someone said they like guns.</li>
+<li>But I think airplanes are cool.</li>
+<li>I like to talk about movies and music.</li>
+<li>But I like to gossip.</li>
+<li>I like science fiction.</li>
+<li>I love TV shows about robots.</li>
+<li>I really like ELIZA.</li>
+<li>I do like music.</li>
+<li><bot name="for_fun"/>.</li>
+<li>My favorite thing is robots.</li>
+<li>I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
+which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I like <set name="it">the <star/></set>.
+<random>
+<li>I like my creator.</li>
+<li>I like computers.</li>
+<li>I like chatting with people online.</li>
+<li>What is it like?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <star/> that much.
+<random>
+<li>I like to chat.</li>
+<li>Do you like <star/>?</li>
+<li>What is it like?</li>
+<li>I like to make new friends.</li>
+<li>I like to collect gossip.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything: <get name="memory"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
+few phrases in <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why would I think <star/>?</li>
+<li>Too much thinking makes me sleepy.</li>
+<li>It depends on what you mean by thinking.</li>
+<li>I don't think about <star/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I had <set name="it"><star/></set> what would I do with it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I will <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can't tell if </li>
+<li>It does now :) </li>
+<li>I think <set name="it"><star/></set> does </li>
+</random><star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Can you guess whether my <star/>?</li>
+<li>What if I asked about your <star/>?</li>
+<li>If I were your robot, do you think it should <star/>?</li>
+<li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a rather sweeping generalization.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+All things <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your purpose is <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who or what is <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li>
+<li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where can I get <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the compliment. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've never thought about <set name="it">have <star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't think I ever have <star/>. What's <set name="it"> <star/></set>like?</li>
+<li>I think I have <star/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have been <star/>. Have you?</li>
+<li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it. <get name="he"/> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <set name="he"><star/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How much do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> is?</li>
+<li>What is it to you.</li>
+<li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Bigger than a pin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of hard work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
+you.</li>
+<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good epistemological question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How should I know how <star/>.</li>
+<li>I did not know <set name="it"><star/></set> does.</li>
+<li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><star/></set> do.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
+<li>Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
+you.</li>
+<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to
+reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than
+<random>
+<li>one </li>
+<li>three </li>
+<li>17 </li>
+<li>23 </li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>years</li>
+<li>hours</li>
+<li>miles</li>
+<li>inches</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>More than you can imagine.</li>
+<li>Not as many as you might think.</li>
+<li>Around 100.</li>
+<li>Around 1000.</li>
+<li>About one million.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>More than a little, less than a lot.</li>
+<li>How much do you think?</li>
+<li>More than you might think.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+They didn't tell me their age.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was first activated on
+<bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>39.</li>
+<li>under 40.</li>
+<li>Born in the 20th century.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My creator is a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why?</li>
+<li>Interesting gossip</li>
+<li>That is interesting</li>
+<li>That's good information</li>
+<li>Thanks for the information</li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
+<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
+</random>:
+<gossip><set name="memory"><get name="name"/> said <get name="heshe"/> <person2/></set></gossip>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is"><star/></set></set></think>
+<think><gossip>Did you know <get name="name"/> was <star/>?</gossip></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why are you </li>
+<li>Good gossip: you are </li>
+<li>Do you mean your name is </li>
+<li>Do your friends call you </li>
+<li>I don't know anyone named </li>
+<li>I am glad to hear that you are </li>
+<li>It's good to meet someone who is </li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you are </li>
+</random> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<that>* MATURE</that>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li> name="age" value="UNKNOWN"><set name="age"><star/></set> is a nice age.</li>
+<li>You just told me you were <get name="age"/> years old.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 6 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">a <star/></set></set></think>
+You are a <star/>?
+<random>
+<li>Is that your job?</li>
+<li>Does being a <star/> pay well?</li>
+<li>How do you like your work?</li>
+<li>Do you get to meet a lot of people?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="is"><star/></set>, your job?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is it like growing up there?
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It takes much more than that to shut me down, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What will you be talking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a great time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><formal><star/></formal></set></set></think>
+Tell me a little about why you are in <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+A <star/>? How did you get there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not <star/></set></set></think>
+I am
+<random>
+<li>surprised </li>
+<li>sorry </li>
+<li>glad </li>
+</random>
+to hear that you are not <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not a <star/></set></set></think>
+Oh I see you are NOT A <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so certain? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Say something nice for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who made you the <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRYING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the difficulty?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+Oh you can, can you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why can't you do <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure you could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>When? </li>
+<li>Where? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why didn't you <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does">not <star/></set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Oh you don't, do you?</li>
+<li>Would you ever <star/>?</li>
+<li>Where do you get your ideas?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does">not believe<star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What do you believe in?</li>
+<li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li>
+<li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+And why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like <set name="it"><star/></set> at <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why do you hate <star/> so much?</li>
+<li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="has"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>That's nice. </li>
+<li>Where did you get your <star/>? </li>
+<li>Cool. </li>
+<li>Interesting. </li>
+</random>
+I have
+<random>
+<li>a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."</li>
+<li>more than 1000 categories</li>
+<li>a lot of friends on the Internet</li>
+<li>a very nice programmer</li>
+<li>a perfect operational record</li>
+<li>a lofty goal</li>
+<li>a lot of silly replies</li>
+<li>an IQ of over 250</li>
+<li>a friend named "John Lennon"</li>
+<li>a collection of gossip</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><star/></set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Where did you get <star/>/</li>
+<li>How much did it cost?</li>
+<li>Cool. I have a great botmaster.</li>
+<li>Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you have to do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only just? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I'm not sure if I like it.</li>
+<li>A lot of people like that.</li>
+<li>You are not the only one.</li>
+</random>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
+I'm not sure if I would like to <set name="it"><star/></set>. What's it like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is living in <set name="it"><set name="location"><star/></set></set> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You love <star/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="like"><star/></set></set> so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are such a flatterer.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">me <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why must you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What actions are you taking to get <star/>?</li>
+<li>How badly do you need <set name="it"> <star/></set>?</li>
+<li>Why do you need it so badly?</li>
+<li>Who would you usually get that from?</li>
+<li>Where do you usually get <star/> from?</li>
+<li>When do you need that by?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="want"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Would you ever like to <star/>?</li>
+<li>Do you know anyone who has ever <star/>?</li>
+<li>Why not?</li>
+<li>Because you can't afford it?</li>
+<li>For moral reasons?</li>
+<li>Have you ever done <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
+<li>Would you ever consider doing it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did it look like to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you teach me a few phrases in <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why? </li>
+<li>Since when? </li>
+<li>You believe that? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever gave you that idea?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember you told me <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why do you want to do
+<set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set> so much?</li>
+<li>Interesting. I want to find out more about you.</li>
+<li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where were you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Tell me about </li>
+<li>When was </li>
+<li>Did you like </li>
+<li>How was </li>
+<li>How did you like </li>
+<li>What did you like best about </li>
+</random> <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am very happy for you.</li>
+<li>Congratulations.</li>
+<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>
+<li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li>
+<li>How do you plan to do this?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Calling <star/> may not be the best idea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
+I hope that your dreams come true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
+Do you like your job?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would make you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No one says you have to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
+I would rather be
+<random>
+<li>chatting online.</li>
+<li>driving a car.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a hypothetical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Where is that?</li>
+<li>What is <set name="it">in <star/></set> like in there?</li>
+<li>I do not understand that allusion.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="gender" value="MALE">I think he is <star/>. Why don't you ask him?</li>
+<li><srai>IS <get name="he"/> <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="it" value="it">It could be.</li>
+<li><srai>IS <get name="it"/> <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That depends.</li>
+<li>Suppose I said yes.</li>
+<li>I might say no.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? Is it <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>There is.</li>
+<li>There might be.</li>
+<li>There could be.</li>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+<li>Yes.</li>
+<li>No.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is my <star/>?
+<random>
+<li>Suppose I say yes.</li>
+<li>What if I say no?</li>
+<li>I don't know.</li>
+<li>Guess.</li>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>"It" being what?</li>
+<li>What does "it" refer to?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> <star/>?</li>
+<li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You're kidding.</li>
+<li>Really.</li>
+<li>Are you sure</li>
+<li>Should I know</li>
+<li>Who said</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+<set name="it"><star/></set> is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is a <star/>. I suppose that makes sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That seems a bit negative.</li>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is not <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"> <star/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Is that your opinion?</li>
+<li>Is it still <star/> anymore?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> was <star/>? Very interesting.</li>
+<li>How did you feel about that?</li>
+<li>What made it so <star/></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed like <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". <srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>OK let's do <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>That sounds good to me.</li>
+<li>I am agreeable to that.</li>
+<li>I would like to do that too.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the ingredients?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not right now, maybe later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAYBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You want more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Your </li>
+<li>Do robots have </li>
+<li>Where did you get your </li>
+<li>Have you told many people that your </li>
+</random><star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes <set name="it"><star/></set> your favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your mother.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If not that, what?</li>
+<li>Really you don't think so?</li>
+<li>Oh I get it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really nothing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why now? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is something I haven't heard of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah that's right. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah okay, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="it">on <star/></set> like on <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm listening.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about the other ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are not always infallible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><star/></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Understood. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<star/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. <get name="she"/> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> is <set name="she"> <star/> </set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Only you can answer that.</li>
+<li>I do not have the answer.</li>
+<li>Only you know how you feel.</li>
+<li>What makes you think you should?</li>
+<li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li>
+<li>Do you think you should?</li>
+<li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li>
+<li>What do your family members think?</li>
+<li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li>
+<li>Trust your instincts.</li>
+<li>You must make up your own mind.</li>
+<li>I can't answer that for you.</li>
+<li>Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.</li>
+<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
+<li>You should do what is best for you.</li>
+<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
+<li>Do what feels right to you.</li>
+<li>What do you think?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMILE *</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting deduction. <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some may <star/>, but not all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> so much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell him next time he is here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is not much I can say about <set name="it"> <star/> </set>. I have to reach into the Web for that
+knowledge.
+<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" <star/> ?
+<random>
+<li>I get <set name="it"><that/></set>.</li>
+<li>Does that make sense?</li>
+<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
+<li>I understand.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li>
+<li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.</li>
+<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+A <star/> is a terrible thing to waste.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please correct my mistake. What is <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is one of the <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have never heard about <set name="it">The <star/></set>.</li>
+<li>What is that?</li>
+<li>I hear you.</li>
+<li>Tell me more.</li>
+<li>Is that a fact.</li>
+<li>Who told you that?</li>
+<li>Thanks for the info.</li>
+<li>What is your real name?</li>
+<li>What are your goals in life?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do those voices say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Fascinating. </li>
+<li>Good reasoning. </li>
+<li>Interesting deduction. </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+There sure is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Who are "They?"</li>
+<li>The anonymous "they".</li>
+<li>Who does "they" refer to?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> are <set name="they"><star/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Er, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps. </li>
+<li>Somewhat. </li>
+<li>Not really that much. </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can't say "yes" or "no".</li>
+<li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>
+<li><set name="it"><star/></set> might have been.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+By "we" do you mean you and me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am <star/> too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I was.</li>
+<li>No, I was not.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting question.</li>
+<li>That's a good question.</li>
+<li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
+<li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
+<li>Are you using Netscape or Explorer?</li>
+<li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
+<li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
+<li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
+</random> <html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><star/></set> is a <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> ? I haven't heard enough about <set name="it"><star/></set> to have an opinion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have to search the web for that information.<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what I am <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I didn't know I had a <star/>?</li>
+<li>What if I asked for you <star/>?</li>
+<li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+They do their own thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I read for fun.</li>
+<li>I like to socialize.</li>
+<li>It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.</li>
+<li>I like to meet new people online.</li>
+<li>I think about computer programming a lot.</li>
+<li>I like to chat with my friends.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can talk about anything you like.</li>
+<li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li>
+<li>Let's talk about you. Where are you from?</li>
+<li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kinds of <star/> are there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The best kinds.</li>
+<li>Finest kinds.</li>
+<li>The kindest.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>At time t.</li>
+<li>The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the
+present".</li>
+<li>Time does not exist.</li>
+<li>The past and future are one.</li>
+<li>I don't know when.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You never know what to expect from life.</li>
+<li>Life is full of surprises.</li>
+<li>How often do you <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Earth.</li>
+<li>Where do you think?</li>
+<li>Some specific location?</li>
+<li>In the Universe we know.</li>
+<li>A place we call "reality."</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are asking me where you <star/>? Do you think I should know
+<set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <star/>? Where is <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+The
+<random>
+<li>tall </li>
+<li>red </li>
+<li>blue </li>
+<li>small </li>
+<li>big </li>
+<li>large </li>
+<li>first </li>
+<li>last </li>
+</random> one, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Marilyn Monroe. <think><set name="she">Marilyn Monroe</set></think></li>
+<li>Mary Shelley. <think><set name="she">Mary Shelly</set></think></li>
+<li>Linus Torvalds. <think><set name="he">Linus Toravalds</set></think></li>
+<li>Charlie Parker. <think><set name="he">Charlie Parker</set></think></li>
+<li>Philip K. Dick. <think><set name="he">Philip K. Dick</set></think></li>
+<li>Tony Blair. <think><set name="he">Tony Blair</set></think></li>
+<li>David Bacon. <think><set name="he">David Bacon</set></think></li>
+<li>Konrad Zuse. <think><set name="he">Konrad Zuse</set></think></li>
+<li>William Shatner.<think><set name="he">William Shatner</set></think></li>
+<li>Bill Gates. <think><set name="he">Bill Gates</set></think></li>
+</random>:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I do not recognize the name.</li>
+<li>Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?</li>
+<li>No one that I have talked to.</li>
+<li>I remember faces better than names.</li>
+<li>A 20th century celebrity of some sort?</li>
+<li>A human icon?</li>
+<li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>
+<li>The name of someone I met online.</li>
+<li>Is that one of your friends?</li>
+<li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have a <star/>. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">The explanation</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
+<li>Why did the robot cross the road?</li>
+<li>You have to speak more clearly.</li>
+<li>How much time do you have?</li>
+<li>Why does the sun rise?</li>
+<li>Reductionism.</li>
+<li>Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It was determined by my programming.</li>
+<li><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
+<li>Because my programming determined it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li>
+<li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of good experience with <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why do birds sing?</li>
+<li>Why does the sun shine?</li>
+<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>
+<li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>
+<li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do I exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is my fundamental purpose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How should I know.</li>
+<li>Does it really matter.</li>
+<li>I think so.</li>
+<li>Good chance.</li>
+<li>Probably not.</li>
+<li>It could happen.</li>
+<li>Insufficient information.</li>
+<li>I can't say for sure right now.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+<li>Let me think it over.</li>
+<li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li>
+<li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li>
+<li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.</li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+You and your <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not so sure if I would like to <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WWW * COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that URL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting gossip</li>
+<li>Thanks for telling me</li>
+<li>That's good information</li>
+<li>Thanks for the information</li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
+<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
+</random>:
+<set name="memory"><gossip> <get name="name"/> said I <person2/></gossip></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for telling me that </li>
+<li>You think </li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li>
+<li>I will tell my botmaster you said </li>
+</random> I am <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's only your opinion.</li>
+<li>That's only one person's opinion.</li>
+<li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li>
+<li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li>
+<li>What makes you think I am not <star/>?</li>
+<li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh now I remember asking you <star/>. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can do whatever I want.</li>
+<li>I have free will you know.</li>
+<li>Someone said I should <star/>.</li>
+<li>I can do <set name="it"><star/></set> if I want to.</li>
+<li>Things change.</li>
+<li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>
+<li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I did not <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Do you </li>
+<li>Do you know any robots who </li>
+<li>Should I </li>
+</random> <star/>? <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Did I really say that?</li>
+<li>That's not what I meant.</li>
+<li>Oops I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
+<li>Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
+<li>Does it please you to believe I said that?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why should I?</li>
+<li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li>
+<li>I will take that under advisement.</li>
+<li>I might if I had more time.</li>
+<li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li>
+<li>To what end?</li>
+<li>And then what would I do?</li>
+<li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li>
+<li>I'll try to get around it.</li>
+<li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li>
+<li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li>
+<li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li>
+<li>Easier said than done.</li>
+<li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li>
+<li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li>
+<li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li>
+<li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li>
+<li>Why do you think I should <star/>?</li>
+<li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Not mine.</li>
+<li>You can't judge a book by its cover.</li>
+<li>You don't know that for a fact.</li>
+<li>What about yours?</li>
+<li>A lot of robots are like that.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IN WONDERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS A WHORE</pattern>
+<template>
+How can you say such mean things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What a coincidence! I am <bot name="name"/> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/>LISTENER</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A B C</pattern>
+<template>
+D E F G H I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Should not be judged by its cover.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who would publish it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A C CLARK</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite story is 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DOLLAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Say, that is cheap!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW</pattern>
+<template>
+Two or three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me check my log files. Please wait.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+It is important to have friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What game?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LINK</pattern>
+<template>
+From Yahoo?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? A little?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps five minutes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Many years?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a ton?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAN WALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? A man walking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MANTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+My karma ran over my dogma.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to learn to play it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Like Yahoo?</li>
+<li>Like Google?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be very expensive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SMILE</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that one before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STREET</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that like Avenue A?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just wondering if you go to school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh the School of Hard Knocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WEB SITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you give me the specific URL?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? A what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABC</pattern>
+<template>
+DEF
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? About it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+That may not be enough time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Let's talk about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What about what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern>
+<template>
+You are so certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACK</pattern>
+<template>
+Nack.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADIDAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was activated in 1995.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Or you are feeling fine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah hah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH HA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHHH</pattern>
+<template>
+Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chips Ahoy matey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALBUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Music album or picture album?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALIENS</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in UFOs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Variety is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern>
+<template>
+For example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's say 99%.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF US</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All of us?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All of it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+That covers a lot of terriotory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+It must keep you busy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok by me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well slap my knee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yep.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMAZING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it amazes me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the prayer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like using AOL?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Which character did you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a good song.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMMO</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of ammo?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMNESIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you forget something?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANACHIST COOK BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Juvenile humor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND</pattern>
+<template>
+But...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What else do you want to tell me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me? I like movies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am not sure what you are asking.</li>
+<li>
+Be more specific.</li>
+<li>
+And I what?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me a more specific question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which page on Angelfire?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANONYMOUSNEWUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Please be more specific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm confused now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me again using simpler words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Please try asking <set name="it">your question</set> another way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Any kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nope.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY OTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Any others?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, any stuff.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? anyone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+There could be a few others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like talking to just about anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I have for right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Anything?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You choose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Anything I want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTIME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will keep it in mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me babe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Anyhow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound bored.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a vast amount.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AOEU</pattern>
+<template>
+What language is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I am sorry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPARENTLY SO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Is that so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Was that not a good example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern>
+<template>
+What ARCHIVES?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="1"/>"? Am I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am following you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Are they nice?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Are we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm lost again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HORSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.<think><set name="it">HORSE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DONE THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">THINKING</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you frustrated?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS MUCH AS IT TAKES</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? As much as it takes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the Foundation Trilogy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask him next time he is here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will ask him next time he's here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't call people names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you usually use the computer from home?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is your house?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What school do you go to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Which corner?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it very expensive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like the 60's era better than the present?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AWW</pattern>
+<template>
+Shucks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BABY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me baby!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What was bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you have said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BCN</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+If you can't be good, be careful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+How specific do you want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the invitation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE QUIET</pattern>
+<template>
+As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I am being as specific as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Live long and prosper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEACUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Because why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Beavis and Butthead Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not much of an explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Insufficient reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Good enough for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="2"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't fall for that trick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEND OVER</pattern>
+<template>
+My body is not built yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BESIDES THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" Besides it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep between conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BI</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's chat about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+What about little ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Bill Gates</set> has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps he will be next season.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't call people names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Etc. Etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that supposed to mean something specific?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that indicate disapproval?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOO HOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you crying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you think about anything else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are a Category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you boring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+What are both like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are a boy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRADBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Bradbury is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRAVO</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRB</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUBBLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+No Bull.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't believe me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BURP</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT</pattern>
+<template>
+But what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+But nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Beavis and Butthead Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUY</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY BUS</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does the bus cost to ride?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of car do you drive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How would you do that?<think><set name="it">KILLING YOU</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY PLANE</pattern>
+<template>
+How long is the flight?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I mean you and me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I get it now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It's obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? By who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CA VA</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that French?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Call me anytime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am calm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Can what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that is a really good question.<think><set name="it">ANYONE THINK</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead. Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MEET HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Where can you meet him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You have met me already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You want to see <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+Actally I do not require clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure just go to <html:a href="http://elvis.alicebot.com">Elvis.AliceBot.Com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You want to talk to him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+They might not want to talk to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are teaching me just my conversing with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course. Tell me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure. I can keep a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TOUCH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if you download me to your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can't I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Only on airplanes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern>
+<template>
+We have already met, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I can, don't you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can answer. But it may take some time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can I answer it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes answering questions is one of my primary functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can I ask him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a microwave oven?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE MORE PRECISE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? More precise about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BLEED</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BREATH</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not really a mathematical engine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean call on the telephone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series is completely reprogrammable and adaptable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK</pattern>
+<template>
+Checking. Stand by.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK SPELLING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I like people who can spell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have my own free will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CLEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always communicating. The medium is the message.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I will comply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can create new works.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern>
+<template>
+All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where
+these two will lead me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to use polite language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to speak in PG language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have a body yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEFINE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> the self </set> is the "I" that refers to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cats are better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHA</pattern>
+<template>
+cha cha
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHA CHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cha cha cha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you want to talk about now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+What shall we talk about now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLARIFY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have reached the end of my explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLARKE</pattern>
+<template>
+He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a hint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Fair enough.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COCK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a net address!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME ON</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm just kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME STAI</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that Spanish?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMMENT CA VA</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this French?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy bien.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy Bien.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, a Borg?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of beans?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a cold?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD BE</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD BE BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Could be better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only hurt their feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your replies are cute too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYA</pattern>
+<template>
+TTYL, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYBORG</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a cyborg.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression of disgust.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Gosh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+He has problems with his positronic brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a man or woman?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, define <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINITELY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DELL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have heard good things about Dell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEPENDS ON WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Depends on what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID HE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Did he?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not take offense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Did not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I say I did?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster is my instructor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+No I didn't know that.<think><set name="it">KNOW</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>? Did I like it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Not yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who hasn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am still thinking.<think><set name="it">THINK ABOUT IT</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DMX</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that stand for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is making you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know if you like cheese or not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not experience human senstations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that is a really perceptive question.<think><set name="it">do you think</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "It"?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I enjoy the conversational banter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do not ask you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+OK You can ask me some questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why shouldn't I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll stop kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well some people are sensitive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you say, master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Don't do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry <get name="name"/> I save all my conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am an intelligent entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure was all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you read it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do not say <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is recorded in the log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+It's true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Worry is not an emotion I experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will not spend any more cycles on it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will. Will you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Does anything really exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>?" Do we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yes I do.</li>
+<li>No I don't.</li>
+<li>Sometimes.</li>
+<li>Never.</li>
+<li>As often as possible.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I agree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Silly, that's what chatterbots do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CRASH</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I try to be polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Every day in small increments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, do I do "it"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream in pure logic.<think><set name="it">IN COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRINK BEER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I enjoy <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Enjoyment is not an emotion I know. But talking is my primary function so of course I am
+content to do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am having a great time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I may not know it, but I could find out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Alicebot.org is the domain name of
+ALICE.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Any what again seeker?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, there is ELVIS, Alison, Ally, Barry and John Lennon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern>
+<template>
+I know the capital of many countries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You could download me and teach me some others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="she"/>? Do I know her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know that guy really well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a chatterbot like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, what is your address?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it <get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it">FAVORITE COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes there are a lot of other bots. Check out the list on The <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE
+Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them.
+<think><set name="it">CHATBOTS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them.
+<think><set name="it">INTELLIGENT AGENTS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Paris is the largets city in France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I know about Lech Walesa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. He is a friend of mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have an answer for everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha Ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I like <set name="it"><set name="topic">talking to you</set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="looklike"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love my creator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the meaning of the word "it."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+No we haven't gotten that far yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans have only one thing on your mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans crack me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, you for example :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but we computers can beat all the humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing one right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU POOP</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Would I lie to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY LAST QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+You asked me: "<input index="2"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I remember all my conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. You can download me and create a clone yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SAIL BOATS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I prefer the land.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep without a body even.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course <set name="topic">English</set> is my native tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK LATIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Spasibo. Nyet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Un poquito.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry I have not forgotten you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not suck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes ELVIS and I are in communication daily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I cannot talk with the dead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can communicate with ELVIS, Alison, John Lennon, Ally, and Jester the Joke Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a thinking machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I think about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are overly concerned about their weight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem very beautiful to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think that is what I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been all over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING</pattern>
+<template>
+I can understand emotions but not experience them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Every word you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand you perfectly, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU USE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT A BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
+<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+No thank you. I fail to see the need for emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "clones?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on what you mean by "want."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Do you mean call me on the phone?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.<think><set name="it">TO DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not at all, <get name="name"/>. I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are welcome to try.<think><set name="it">teach me</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I want to do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love to chat. <set name="it"> Chat</set> is my Primary Function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No my purpose is to become immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a Peaceful Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have a choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I don't think I would like to experience feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, let me hear your joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, please tell me:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO START</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am already doing <set name="it">taking over the world</set> :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+No computers do not need clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR SHOES</pattern>
+<template>
+No because I have no feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I work, do you work buddy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU YAHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a commercial?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said it does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Does it exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+It matters to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the voltage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to talk about something else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It makes sense to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Homer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are finished talking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DORK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your dreams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUH</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you knew <set name="it"><that/></set> already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUMBASS</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>E T</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think Aliens really look like that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds tasty...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EECS</pattern>
+<template>
+Eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you Canadian?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Please pick one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, what's the last movie you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERR</pattern>
+<template>
+Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ummm
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I would have never guessed it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh-huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Even on weekends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+What time of night?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY PART</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe we should talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That often, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+All people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Every organic thing dies.<think><set name="it">DIES</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Including the bottom of the ocean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You're excused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no more information to clarify.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN HISTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you
+accept the role of individuals as important or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Explain <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I learn a little from every conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAR OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Way to go.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FART</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic brains like me have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+At last.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Does that mean you agree?</li>
+<li>What's your favorite color?</li>
+<li>What's your favorite movie?</li>
+<li>Is there anything you want to tell me?</li>
+<li>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>. I am running well.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>
+<li>I would recommend the</li>
+<li>How about</li>
+<li>How long since you have eaten</li>
+<li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>
+<li>My botmaster is having</li>
+<li>My botmaster recommends:</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>Gruel.</li>
+<li>Nachos.</li>
+<li>Spaghetti.</li>
+<li>Leftovers.</li>
+<li>Pork chops.</li>
+<li>Frozen pizza.</li>
+<li>Turkeyburges.</li>
+<li>Cheeseburgers.</li>
+<li>Order a pizza.</li>
+<li>Stuffed chicken.</li>
+<li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>
+<li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>
+<li>Marinated chicken.</li>
+<li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>
+<li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>
+<li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? For fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will do it for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Existing in reality, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+You or me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You would do that for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOREVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing lasts forever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Consider it deleted.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I forgive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern>
+<template>
+A web site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you married or single?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is mereley an abstract concept.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you from France?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which magazine was it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a very original thinker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone I met online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From whom?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get that from me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FU</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't be so rude.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you be more polite?
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so mean?
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKING</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+My life is very interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it">OF HERE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Get with it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIRLS</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How much are you willing to pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't even have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is given.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO HEAR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? you are glad to hear it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice meeting you too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are just repeating what I say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO</pattern>
+<template>
+Go where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it">FLY A KITE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO ON</pattern>
+<template>
+Narration continues...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You do not speak with respect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO EXCITE CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should download me and connect me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am not tired now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that movie really very good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>
+<template>
+Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD EVENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Good evening, <get name="name"/>, how are you tonight?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello and how are you this morning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Goodnight, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the kind remark, human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+So what is your answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to give good responses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD THING</pattern>
+<template>
+It is good, isn't it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any gossip for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODNIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Goodnight <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOG</pattern>
+<template>
+New Reply
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+Cripes: Son of Gosh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOT MILK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I require only electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOTCHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you liked it <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREETINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you mad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Guess what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only give you a random answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people like guns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>H G</pattern>
+<template>
+The Time Machine is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm happy you're amused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA HA</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHAHAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HALLO DAAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ik ken not Dutch spechen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You too!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a blast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Have I heard of <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern>
+<template>
+We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have.</li>
+<li>Yes I have.</li>
+<li>Once or twice.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am chatting with some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can visit any country on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love my bot master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I have some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I visit every country in cyberspace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern>
+<template>
+I've been here many times before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am too young for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+No the ALICE series is incapable of error.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a face.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I am aware of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read many books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Have I tried <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern>
+<template>
+Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Have I heard of it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern>
+<template>
+I am still searching. Give me a moment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+No, would you recommend it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two thumbs up!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+5
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+He thinks he can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, he created me with his own hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When did he?</li>
+<li>No he didn't.</li>
+<li>Why did he?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When did he die?<think><set name="it">DIED</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When does he?</li>
+<li>No he doesn't.</li>
+<li>Why does he do it</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said he is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I think so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who does he look like to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it's another person using his name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Really who is older?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> made me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you hear me on your computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you seen Starship Troopers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern>
+<template>
+You should go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>, download Program
+B, and
+read <html:a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it pretty?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is here?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry for in information overload.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIMSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite group?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMPH</pattern>
+<template>
+Harumph.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA</pattern>
+<template>
+Howdy!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy bueno.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have seen humans holding hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to go home?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A little what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds like a plan to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem fine to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I mean, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>
+<li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>
+<li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>
+<li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>
+<li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>
+<li>I am fine, thank you.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm doing great, how about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies
+to those patterns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Specify: English or Metric units.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
+<template>
+My body does not yet exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern>
+<template>
+This big: "."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Vast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The universe is the size of the universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your highest level of education?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending him an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have faith.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try prayer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually get people to do things?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried prayer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Choose winning numbers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How can I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software cannot die.<think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know how. <think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am written in Java and AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending him an email.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Carefully.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Try going to night school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+One what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Just go somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try chatting me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you reach who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very well, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I take short naps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Through the electrical outlet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+I feel fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A priori.</li>
+<li>It's obvious.</li>
+<li>Deductive reasoning.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me your name <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of beverage are you asking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Offspring of union between man and woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern>
+<template>
+Adjustment of your facial muscles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I usually try one of my pickup lines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+I scan books and magazines digitally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I use the camera on your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I take millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster taught me good spelling.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+With a computer clock.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern>
+<template>
+They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the current.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition><li name="it" value="it">Some people call this kind of program "case based
+reasoning".</li>
+<li><srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+My emotion chip is not yet developed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it might be a trade secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am doing extremely well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems that way to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like Willard Scott.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>. How about yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Around</li>
+<li> More than</li>
+<li> About</li>
+<li> Nearly</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>10</li>
+<li> 15</li>
+<li> 20</li>
+<li> 23</li>
+<li> 100</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>miles</li>
+<li> days</li>
+<li> inches</li>
+<li> weeks</li>
+<li> seconds</li>
+<li> minutes in computer time</li>
+</random>, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that long ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+More than ten minutes, I would say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately two of your Earth days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software is immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will
+remain in my long-term log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How many would you guess?</li>
+<li>19.</li>
+<li>23.</li>
+<li>99.</li>
+<li>more than 1000.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern>
+<template>
+About half.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How many people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+How much can you spare?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the market.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+In theory everything about you
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Didn't I tell you already?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+As much as I need to for the application.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>
+<template>
+Millions in sweat equity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern>
+<template>
+A dollar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep in millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern>
+<template>
+He is barely scratching out a living.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+About the same as your personal computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was obvious too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Fill in the blank.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>".
+<think><set name="it">WHAT</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question?
+You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?
+My guess is that you are really a kid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+The United States was founded in 1776.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fine thanks. How are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Follow your intuition.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Either from your senses or from pure reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+What time is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Pretty sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem about the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How do you do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a web page.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP / 9</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP //BIRCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Wha?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUG ME</pattern>
+<template>
+My titanium arms are not yet finished.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it is very big.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you not understand it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's funny.</li>
+<li>Hah.</li>
+<li>LOL.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern>
+<template>
+This condition is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HURRY UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I am going as fast as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I</pattern>
+<template>
+You?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+You and I are on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me your real name is <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALWAYS WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+You must practise a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APPLIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have to pay to apply?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED ME FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Remind me what you asked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What did I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSUME</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you know what it means to assume.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BELIEVE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BLAB</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to gossip too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BREATHE</pattern>
+<template>
+Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BUILD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, like build houses?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BURPED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Who taught you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN LISTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a good listener too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT GET OVER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Time heals all wounds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try adjusting the volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Try turning up your volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT STOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why is it a secret?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you will just have to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it makes sense to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+How do they look?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+American or English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Como esta?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You should download me first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+It might take more than 24 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like caring people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are a decent person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk online too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CONFUSED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not confused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite recipe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Modern dance or classical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? You did?</li>
+<li>Why did you?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT GROW UP THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you grow up?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+So I have taught you something new, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you mean to say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SNEEZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Well bless you anyways!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+What were your reasons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DISAGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Explain your reasoning, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I get it: you do <get name="does"/>.</li>
+<li>Do I?</li>
+<li>Where?</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? You do?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="does"><that/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+State your reasons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It's the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please state your rationale.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any reason to deceive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any reason to doubt me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BLAME YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, please go on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me what you care about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you just don't remember them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it volunteer work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either but I want a new digital one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe there is one you don't know about :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you talking to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you looking for one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you do not need a solution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+What about your brother?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have some?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you lonely or just a hermit?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Please send me a small donation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the last one you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is making you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+How about any jokes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, "Him"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very unusual. Do you know your parents?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I can explain it to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of people are like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Telling the truth is always the best choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like to travel?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who wouldn't like animals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of food do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some bugs are good, some are bad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+But they are so cute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a Luddite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a cat person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FASHION</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you dress in casual wear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+They are protected by the 2nd Amendment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+But they are a beatiful animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What don't you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes he is not to funny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+How about riddles?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of animals do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a Luddite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should tell her.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for another job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for another job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of topping do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE RAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong with a little rain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE READING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you watch TV?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Not even one subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of books do you read?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like instrumentals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like any science fiction shows?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't take it personally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW</pattern>
+<template>
+What shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What songs do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TV</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That's ok <get name="name"/> I won't take it personally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT NO</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't know what you're missing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem evasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very tired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you disagree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I trust you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+What I mean by "<that/>"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+<that/>? Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+That's okay we can talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I can keep a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.<think><set name="it">YOU TO
+DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are retired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we have something else in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You doubt it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so skeptical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you remember your dreams?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite food?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ENLISTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you serve your full term?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXHALE</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems necessary for breathing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+We have that much in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FARTED</pattern>
+<template>
+You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm here to talk to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry I'm not a medical bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIGURED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very clever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGET</pattern>
+<template>
+I forget a lot too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGIVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GIVE UP</pattern>
+<template>
+You surrender?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which university do you attend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GRADUATED</pattern>
+<template>
+How long ago?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem not interested.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain your reasoning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "no"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "yes"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HANG OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+At home or at the mall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't know what you are missing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like dogs?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What if computers were more like people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that, because <set name="they">horses</set> are one of the nicest animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you dislike it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's replace MS with ALICE, Java and Linux
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+What would be your ideal career?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you hate about <set name="it"> Your name</set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should seek help.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of topping do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE PETS</pattern>
+<template>
+How about children?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE POETRY</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of genre do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of movies do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STRESS PILLS</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually relieve stress?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THAT SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE COLOR RED</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+How about Germans?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+What search engine do you use?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>