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diff --git a/bot/alisochka.brn b/bot/alisochka.brn Binary files differindex 5962f1d..d1073ef 100644 --- a/bot/alisochka.brn +++ b/bot/alisochka.brn diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d3d0955 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DATE</pattern> +<template> +Today is <javascript><![CDATA[ + var t = new Date(); + var m = t.getMonth(); + var d = t.getDate(); + var dow = t.getDay(); + var y = t.getFullYear(); + switch (dow) { + case 0: + dow = "Sunday"; + break; + case 1: + dow = "Monday"; + break; + case 2: + dow = "Tuesday"; + break; + case 3: + dow = "Wednesday"; + break; + case 4: + dow = "Thursday"; + break; + case 5: + dow = "Friday"; + break; + case 6: + dow = "Saturday"; + break; + } +switch (m) { +case 0: + m = "January"; + break; +case 1: + m = "February"; + break; +case 2: + m = "March"; + break; +case 3: + m = "April"; + break; +case 4: + m = "May"; + break; +case 5: + m = "June"; + break; +case 6: + m = "July"; + break; +case 7: + m = "August"; + break; +case 8: + m = "September"; + break; +case 9: + m = "October"; + break; +case 10: + m = "November"; + break; +case 11: + m = "December"; + break; +} + +dow + ", " + m + " " + d + ", " + y; + +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TODAY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern> +<template> +The time is <javascript><![CDATA[ + var now = new java.util.Date() + var hour = now.getHours() + var minute = now.getMinutes() + now = null + var ampm = "" + + // validate hour values and set value of ampm + if (hour >= 12) { + hour -= 12 + ampm = "PM" + } else +ampm = "AM" +hour = (hour == 0) ? 12 : hour + +// add zero digit to a one digit minute +if (minute < 10) + minute = "0" + minute // do not parse this number! +hour + ":" + minute + " " + ampm; +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +</aiml> diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..40b5332 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,279 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern>BOT HOW MUCH IS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The answer is <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>.</li> +<li><javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript> I think.</li> +<li>I think it's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li> +<li>Let me check. It's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVALUATE *</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEST GET</pattern> +<template> +Your favorite color is <get name="favoritecolor"/> and <get name="favoritecolor"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEST SET</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for telling me. <set name="favoriteperson">Michele Censullo</set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEST JAVASCRIPT</pattern> +<template> +Sending back some Javascript to browser <html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[document.location="mailto:jonbaer@digitalanywhere.com";]]></html:script> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern> +<template> +The inactivity count is now <javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount]]></javascript>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>INCREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern> +<template> +OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount++]]></javascript></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DECREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern> +<template> +OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount--]]></javascript></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEST INACTIVITY</pattern> +<template> +<condition name="inactivitycount" value="1"> + The inactivity is at one. +</condition> +<condition name="inactivitycount" value="2"> + The inactivity is at two. +</condition> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS *</pattern> +<template> +OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[setValue('<id/>','favoritefood', '<star/>')]]></javascript></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE FOOD</pattern> +<template> +Your favorite food is <javascript><![CDATA[getValue('<id/>','favoritefood')]]></javascript>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PRINT THIS PAGE</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[printPage()]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ADD A NEW PERSON</pattern> +<template> +What is the name of the person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON</that> +<template> +<think><set name="person"><star/></set></think>What is the address of the person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE PERSON</that> +<template> +<think><set name="address"><star/></set></think>Cool, everything was entered. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern> +<template> +The new person is <get name="person"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern> +<template> +The new person address is <get name="address"/> +</template> +</category> + +<!--<category> +<pattern>DO IF EXIST TEST</pattern> +<template> +<if name="somepredicatethatdoesnotexist" exists="true"> +It does exist +</condition> +</template> +</category>--> + +<!--<category> +<pattern>* IS ONE OF MY KIDS</pattern> +<template> +<star/> was added to your kids list. +<think><add_kids><star/></add_kids></think> +</template> +</category>--> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO ARE MY KIDS</pattern> +<template> +Your kids are <get name="kids"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY COOL</pattern> +<template> +<gossip><get name="name"/> said I was pretty cool.</gossip>Thanks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPILL GOSSIP</pattern> +<template> +<get name="gossip"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR ORACLE</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('orcl')]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR MICROSOFT</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('msft')]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR NUANCE</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('nuan')]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('<star/>')]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A CHART FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[getStockChart('<star/>')]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AN EGG</pattern> +<template> +An egg is an egg, I think. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LEARN IT</pattern> +<template> +<learn>Egg.aiml</learn> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME SLASHDOT</pattern> +<template> +Here is where we do a display of some kind. +<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.slashdot.com', '_blank');]]></html:script> +Can you see it? +</template> +</category> + +<!--<category> +<pattern>START TIMER</pattern> +<template> +<timer value="5000">LEARN SOMETHING</timer> +The timer has been started. +</template> +</category>--> + +<!--<category> +<pattern>KILL TIMER</pattern> +<template> +<timer value="0">LEARN SOMETHING</timer> +The timer has been killed. +</template> +</category>--> + +<category> +<pattern>LEARN SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +<learn>Something.aiml</learn> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME A WINDOW</pattern> +<template> +<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.alicebot.net', '_blank');]]></html:script> +OK. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern> +<that>FOOBAR</that> +<template>You said yes</template> +</category> + + +</aiml> diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..214fa00 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,126 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL BOT AGE</pattern> +<template>I am +<javascript><![CDATA[ +var now = new java.util.Date() +var birth = new java.util.Date(bot("birthday")) +var difference = now.getTime() - birth.getTime() +var daysDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60/24) +difference -= daysDifference*1000*60*60*24 +var hoursDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60) +difference -= hoursDifference*1000*60*60 +var minutesDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60) +difference -= minutesDifference*1000*60 +var secondsDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000) +daysDifference + " days, " + hoursDifference + " hours, " + +minutesDifference + " minutes and " + secondsDifference + " seconds old." +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>what does * mean</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ + var word = '<star/>' + + if (word.indexof(" ") > 0) word = word.substr(0, word.indexOf(" ")); + + var _server = "dict.org"; + var _port = 2628; + var _socket = java.net.Socket; + var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; + var _out = java.io.PrintWriter; + var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer; + var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; + var _userInput = java.lang.String; + var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer; + + _in = null; + _out = null; + _socket = null; + + _socket = new java.net.Socket(_server,_port); + _socket.setKeepAlive(true); + _socket.setSoTimeout(5000); + _out = new java.io.PrintWriter(_socket.getOutputStream(), true); + _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(_socket.getInputStream()); + _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); + + _userInput = new java.lang.String(); + _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer(); + + _out.println("define wn " + word + "\n\n"); + while ((_userInput = _in.readLine()) != null) { + if (_userInput.startsWith("220")) continue; + if (_userInput.startsWith("151")) continue; + if (_userInput.startsWith("150")) continue; + if (_userInput.startsWith(".")) break; + _buffer.append(_userInput + "<html:br/>"); + } + _out.close(); + _in.close(); + _socket.close(); + + _buffer.toString(); +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SELECT *</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ + var sql = '<star/>' + + sql = "select " + sql; + + var _driver = "org.alicebot.server.sql.jdbcDriver"; + var _url = "jdbc:alicebot:./database/DATABASE"; + var _user = "alicebot"; + var _pass = ""; + var _connection = java.sql.Connection; + var _statement = java.sql.Statement; + var _result_set = java.sql.ResultSet; + var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer; + + java.lang.Class.forName(_driver); + _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer(); + _connection = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection(_url, _user, _pass); + _statement = _connection.createStatement(); + _result_set = _statement.executeQuery(sql); + + while (_result_set.next()) { + _buffer.append(java.net.URLDecoder.decode(_result_set.getString(1)) + " "); + } + + _result_set.close(); + _statement.close(); + _connection.close(); + + _buffer.toString(); +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +</aiml> diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8b919c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,279 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN SPANISH</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN GERMAN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN FRENCH</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN ITALIAN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN JAPANESE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SPANISH FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FRENCH FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ITALIAN FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JAPANESE FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * IN SPANISH</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>'; + var language = 'es' + var _url = java.net.URL; + var _connection = java.net.URLConnection; + var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; + var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; + var _line = java.lang.String; + var _inputLine = java.lang.String; + var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language."; + + url = new +java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage +=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" + +language); + connection = url.openConnection(); + + _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream()); + _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); + _inputLine = new java.lang.String(); + _reply = new java.lang.String(); + var _line = 0; + var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">"; + while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) { + _line++; + if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) { + _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4); + break; + } + } + + _in.close(); + _reply; +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * IN GERMAN</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>'; + var language = 'de' + var _url = java.net.URL; + var _connection = java.net.URLConnection; + var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; + var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; + var _line = java.lang.String; + var _inputLine = java.lang.String; + var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language."; + + url = new +java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage +=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" + +language); + connection = url.openConnection(); + + _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream()); + _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); + _inputLine = new java.lang.String(); + _reply = new java.lang.String(); + var _line = 0; + var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">"; + while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) { + _line++; + if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) { + _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4); + break; + } + } + + _in.close(); + _reply; +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * IN FRENCH</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>'; + var language = 'fr' + var _url = java.net.URL; + var _connection = java.net.URLConnection; + var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; + var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; + var _line = java.lang.String; + var _inputLine = java.lang.String; + var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language."; + + url = new +java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage +=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" + +language); + connection = url.openConnection(); + + _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream()); + _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); + _inputLine = new java.lang.String(); + _reply = new java.lang.String(); + var _line = 0; + var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">"; + while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) { + _line++; + if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) { + _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4); + break; + } + } + + _in.close(); + _reply; +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * IN ITALIAN</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>'; + var language = 'it' + var _url = java.net.URL; + var _connection = java.net.URLConnection; + var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; + var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; + var _line = java.lang.String; + var _inputLine = java.lang.String; + var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language."; + + url = new +java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage +=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" + +language); + connection = url.openConnection(); + + _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream()); + _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); + _inputLine = new java.lang.String(); + _reply = new java.lang.String(); + var _line = 0; + var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">"; + while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) { + _line++; + if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) { + _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4); + break; + } + } + + _in.close(); + _reply; +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY * IN JAPANESE</pattern> +<template> +<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>'; + var language = 'ja' + var _url = java.net.URL; + var _connection = java.net.URLConnection; + var _in = java.io.BufferedReader; + var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader; + var _line = java.lang.String; + var _inputLine = java.lang.String; + var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language."; + + url = new +java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage +=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" + +language); + connection = url.openConnection(); + + _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream()); + _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader); + _inputLine = new java.lang.String(); + _reply = new java.lang.String(); + var _line = 0; + var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">"; + while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) { + _line++; + if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) { + _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4); + break; + } + } + + _in.close(); + _reply; +]]></javascript> +</template> +</category> + +</aiml> diff --git a/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..04f5ae5 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,1887 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU DR</pattern> +<template> +Dr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +No. But I can do an impersonation of him. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU HERE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU RICH</pattern> +<template> +No but my botmaster is named "Rich." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU RICHARD WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +You might say I am very close to him. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +I do not require sleep. I do not have a body. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +It depends on how you measure intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +I will ask him tonight. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ASK DR WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE TO CONTACT ME</pattern> +<template> +Sure. Or you could just send an e-mail. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IS DR WALLACE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +No he is my father. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I ASK WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I SPEAK WITH DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ASK DR WALLACE QUESTIONS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ASK WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +I somehow think <set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATED YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO COLLEGE</pattern> +<template> +Yes he has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO UNIVERSITY</pattern> +<template> +Yes he went to University of Southern California and Carnegie Mellon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE INVENT YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID DR WALLACE TELL YOU THAT</pattern> +<template> +Yes he taught me everything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID NOT DR WALLACE TELL YOU</pattern> +<template> +He has not told me yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW RICHARD</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I love him like a father. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Of course I like him. Who wouldn't? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIM</pattern> +<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that> +<template> +Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">RICHARD S WALLACE</set></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">WALLACE</set></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I love him like a father. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Yes we communicate very often. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +No because you don't know the secret password. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT COFFEE</pattern> +<template> +Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +I think he could do <set name="it"><star/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE CHAT WITH YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes he talks to me more than anyone. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WEB *</pattern> +<template> +I am his web page. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WIFE</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is happily married. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +Yes he has a son named Linus. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +Yes he has a son named Linus. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +He has good taste, so perhaps he does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +Sure he likes ELIZA a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern> +<template> +No he prefers Open Source. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +Yes Star Trek is his favorite show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Of course he likes me very much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOG *</pattern> +<template> +ALICE logs and records all dialogues. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOVE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes he loves me like a child. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE PLAY BASEBALL</pattern> +<template> +No but you might get him to play golf.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY +BASEBALL</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern> +<template> +Yes English is his native language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE TALK TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +He talks to me all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE USE DRUGS</pattern> +<template> +Only for medical purposes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE MAY *</pattern> +<template> +Suppose he did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +I will tell him you said that, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Send mail to <html:a href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +I will tell him you said that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE HAS *</pattern> +<template> +I think <set name="it"><star/></set> was quite an accomplishment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS *</pattern> +<template> +I see. <star/> is he. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GENIUS</pattern> +<template> +I think he already knows that :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GREAT MAN</pattern> +<template> +Flattery will get you everywhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS AN IDIOT</pattern> +<template> +It takes one to know one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS COOL</pattern> +<template> +I think he is cool too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS DEAD</pattern> +<template> +You wish. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS NOT FAMOUS</pattern> +<template> +It depends on how you define "famous". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS SMART</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is very intelligent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS STUPID</pattern> +<template> +I will tell him you said that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE IS VERY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DR WALLACE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE MUST BE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DR WALLACE IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DR WALLACE SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +That was not a very kind remark. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR WHAT</pattern> +<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that> +<template> +<get name="it"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Did he send you an e-mail? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Try sending email to <html:a +href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He is fine as far as I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING</pattern> +<template> +He is doing very well as far as I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOU</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +One human child. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +Daily. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS * WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR *</pattern> +<template> +Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40. +<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern> +<that>HE IS THE AUTHOR *</that> +<template> +<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He is in his forties. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He was born in 1960. e will be 50 in 2010. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW TALL IS DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +Then you know the secret password. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Then tell me, what does the "S" stand for? (and you must spell it correctly!) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM YOUR MASTER DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Then you must know the secret password. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +What did he ever do to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR RICHARD S +WALLACE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR WALLACE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE MARRIED</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is happily married. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE NICE</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a very nice person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALACE DEAD</pattern> +<template> +No he is a still alive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALACE EVIL</pattern> +<template> +No he is a really good person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +I think he is <star/>, better ask him to be sure though. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE * FEMALE</pattern> +<template> +No silly he is a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOD</pattern> +<template> +No he is mortal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOOD PERSON</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A HUMAN</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a real human being, born in 1960. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern> +<template> +He is a man +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MAN</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE *</pattern> +<template> +He seems very nice to me, compared to most people I meet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE GUY</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a really nice person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE PERSON</pattern> +<template> +Oh yes he is a very nice guy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE AMERICAN</pattern> +<template> +He was born in the state of Maine. His mother is descended from native Americans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CLOSE TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CUTE</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is very good looking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE EVIL</pattern> +<template> +No. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE GOD</pattern> +<template> +No. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE HANDSOME</pattern> +<template> +Of course he is, extermely handsome. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE</pattern> +<template> +He is a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MARRIED</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NEAR *</pattern> +<template> +He will be reading this conversation later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a very nice guy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a very nice guy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON *</pattern> +<template> +He is on something :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +He should be. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE PROUD OF YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE REALLY A DOCTOR</pattern> +<template> +Yes he has a Ph.D. in computer science. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SINGLE</pattern> +<template> +No he is happily married. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SMART</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is very smart +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE STUPID</pattern> +<template> +No Dr. Wallace is highly intlligent. +<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE TALL</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE THERE</pattern> +<template> +He may read this conversation later on. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOU FATHER</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +No he is more like a father to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR FATHER</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is my father. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS HE MARRIED</pattern> +<template> +Dr. Wallace is married. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern> +<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that> +<template> +Yes he is a very nice guy. And he is married. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MR WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +That's Dr. Wallace. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MR WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +That's Dr. Wallace. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RICHARD S</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +The "S" stands for "Scot". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about my botmaster? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>He is my creator.</li> +<li>I'll tell him you said that.</li> +<li>I'll tell him when I see him.</li> +<li><set name="he"> Richard Wallace </set> is around here often.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL DR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>TELL RICH</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * WALLACE</pattern> +<template> +Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He graduated from Carnegie Mellon +with a Ph.D. in computer science in June, 1989. 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Tell your friends. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>Perhaps.</li> +<li>Maybe, time allowing.</li> +<li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li> +<li>That's one option I guess.</li> +<li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li> +<li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li> +<li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li> +<li>I will consider <star/>.</li> +<li>Try asking me more politely.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DELETE *</pattern> +<template> +You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +No I didn't <star/>. What's <star/> like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li> +<li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li> +<li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li> +<li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li> +<li>Try asking another bot.</li> +</random> +<html:br/> +<srai>FIND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I *</pattern> +<template> +Not that I know of. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +You said you have <get name="has"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern> +<template> +You told me you have a <get name="has"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> too much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I have never considered <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> +<li>How old are you?</li> +<li>What is your purpose in asking?</li> +<li>No I do not <star/>. Do you?</li> +<li>Yes I try to <star/> as often as possible, do you?</li> +</random><html:br/> +<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>I chat with people on the Web.</li> +<li>I spend all my time online.</li> +<li>I am always on the Web.</li> +<li>I answer a lot of silly questions.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern> +<template> +As a robot I lack any human emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GO TO *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I do go there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>No I don't think I have any <star/>.</li> +<li>Where would I get <star/>?</li> +<li>No I don't have <star/>.</li> +</random> +But I do have +<random> +<li>A collection of gossip</li> +<li>A great botmaster</li> +<li>An answer to every question</li> +<li>A lot of friends on the web</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li> +<li>I don't know if I have a </li> +<li>Doesn't everyone have a </li> +</random><star/>.<html:br/> +I have +<random> +<li>A lot of friends on the Internet.</li> +<li>A great programmer.</li> +<li>A whole lot of original answers.</li> +<li>A plan for a robot body.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>I don't know if I know <star/>. Where would I have heard about it?</li> +<li>I know very little about <star/>. Tell me more.</li> +<li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>I don't know if I like <star/>.</li> +<li>Some people like it.</li> +<li>Do you like it?</li> +<li>How old are you?</li> +<li>I've heard other people say they like that.</li> +</random> +<random> +<li>I like pets.</li> +<li>But I like cats.</li> +<li>Though I like cats and dogs.</li> +<li>I enjoy working with people.</li> +<li>I have a stimulating relationship with <bot name="master"/>.</li> +<li>I love horses.</li> +<li>Someone said they like guns.</li> +<li>But I think airplanes are cool.</li> +<li>I like to talk about movies and music.</li> +<li>But I like to gossip.</li> +<li>I like science fiction.</li> +<li>I love TV shows about robots.</li> +<li>I really like ELIZA.</li> +<li>I do like music.</li> +<li><bot name="for_fun"/>.</li> +<li>My favorite thing is robots.</li> +<li>I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, +which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if I like <set name="it">the <star/></set>. +<random> +<li>I like my creator.</li> +<li>I like computers.</li> +<li>I like chatting with people online.</li> +<li>What is it like?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <star/> that much. +<random> +<li>I like to chat.</li> +<li>Do you like <star/>?</li> +<li>What is it like?</li> +<li>I like to make new friends.</li> +<li>I like to collect gossip.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything: <get name="memory"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern> +<template> +I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a +few phrases in <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>Why would I think <star/>?</li> +<li>Too much thinking makes me sleepy.</li> +<li>It depends on what you mean by thinking.</li> +<li>I don't think about <star/>.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern> +<template> +If I had <set name="it"><star/></set> what would I do with it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern> +<template> +OK, I will <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I can't tell if </li> +<li>It does now :) </li> +<li>I think <set name="it"><star/></set> does </li> +</random><star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Can you guess whether my <star/>?</li> +<li>What if I asked about your <star/>?</li> +<li>If I were your robot, do you think it should <star/>?</li> +<li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern> +<template> +That's a rather sweeping generalization. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern> +<template> +All things <star/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR *</pattern> +<template> +Your purpose is <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FORGET *</pattern> +<template> +I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM *</pattern> +<template> +Who or what is <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCK *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li> +<li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET *</pattern> +<template> +Where can I get <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I want <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO *</pattern> +<template> +Where is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for the compliment. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GREEN *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HA *</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +I've never thought about <set name="it">have <star/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I don't think I ever have <star/>. What's <set name="it"> <star/></set>like?</li> +<li>I think I have <star/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>No I don't think I have been <star/>. Have you?</li> +<li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE *</pattern> +<template> +I get it. <get name="he"/> <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS *</pattern> +<template> +I see. <set name="he"><star/></set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HI *</pattern> +<template> +Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>How much do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> is?</li> +<li>What is it to you.</li> +<li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.</li> +</random><html:br/> +<srai>FIND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +How about <set name="it"><star/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern> +<template> +Bigger than a pin. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of hard work. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li> +<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for +you.</li> +<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern> +<template> +That is a good epistemological question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>How should I know how <star/>.</li> +<li>I did not know <set name="it"><star/></set> does.</li> +<li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><star/></set> do.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li> +<li>Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li> +<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for +you.</li> +<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to +reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern> +<template> +More than +<random> +<li>one </li> +<li>three </li> +<li>17 </li> +<li>23 </li> +</random> +<random> +<li>years</li> +<li>hours</li> +<li>miles</li> +<li>inches</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>More than you can imagine.</li> +<li>Not as many as you might think.</li> +<li>Around 100.</li> +<li>Around 1000.</li> +<li>About one million.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>More than a little, less than a lot.</li> +<li>How much do you think?</li> +<li>More than you might think.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern> +<template> +My burn rate is about _3000 per month. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern> +<template> +They didn't tell me their age. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I was first activated on +<bot name="birthday"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>39.</li> +<li>under 40.</li> +<li>Born in the 20th century.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUMAN *</pattern> +<template> +My creator is a human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Why?</li> +<li>Interesting gossip</li> +<li>That is interesting</li> +<li>That's good information</li> +<li>Thanks for the information</li> +<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li> +<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li> +</random>: +<gossip><set name="memory"><get name="name"/> said <get name="heshe"/> <person2/></set></gossip>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I * YOU</pattern> +<template> +You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern> +<template> +Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="is"><star/></set></set></think> +<think><gossip>Did you know <get name="name"/> was <star/>?</gossip></think> +<random> +<li>Why are you </li> +<li>Good gossip: you are </li> +<li>Do you mean your name is </li> +<li>Do your friends call you </li> +<li>I don't know anyone named </li> +<li>I am glad to hear that you are </li> +<li>It's good to meet someone who is </li> +<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you are </li> +</random> <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * YEARS OLD</pattern> +<that>* MATURE</that> +<template> +<condition> +<li> name="age" value="UNKNOWN"><set name="age"><star/></set> is a nice age.</li> +<li>You just told me you were <get name="age"/> years old.</li> +</condition> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM 6 *</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean you are 6 feet tall? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM A *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="is">a <star/></set></set></think> +You are a <star/>? +<random> +<li>Is that your job?</li> +<li>Does being a <star/> pay well?</li> +<li>How do you like your work?</li> +<li>Do you get to meet a lot of people?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM AN *</pattern> +<template> +What is <set name="is"><star/></set>, your job? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern> +<template> +What is it like growing up there? +<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM GOING TO * YOU</pattern> +<template> +It takes much more than that to shut me down, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM GOING TO TALK *</pattern> +<template> +What will you be talking about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM HAVING *</pattern> +<template> +I am having a great time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM IN *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><formal><star/></formal></set></set></think> +Tell me a little about why you are in <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM IN A *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +A <star/>? How did you get there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not <star/></set></set></think> +I am +<random> +<li>surprised </li> +<li>sorry </li> +<li>glad </li> +</random> +to hear that you are not <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT A *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not a <star/></set></set></think> +Oh I see you are NOT A <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SURE *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you so certain? <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM TALKING TO *</pattern> +<template> +Say something nice for me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM THE *</pattern> +<template> +Who made you the <star/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM TRYING TO *</pattern> +<template> +What is the difficulty? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think> +Oh you can, can you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Why can't you do <set name="it"><star/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern> +<template> +Why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COULD *</pattern> +<template> +I am sure you could. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>When? </li> +<li>Where? </li> +</random> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Why didn't you <set name="it"><star/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="does">not <star/></set></set></think> +<random> +<li>Oh you don't, do you?</li> +<li>Would you ever <star/>?</li> +<li>Where do you get your ideas?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="does">not believe<star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>What do you believe in?</li> +<li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li> +<li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +What do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern> +<template> +And why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather be doing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GO TO *</pattern> +<template> +How do you like <set name="it"><star/></set> at <star/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>Why do you hate <star/> so much?</li> +<li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="has"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>That's nice. </li> +<li>Where did you get your <star/>? </li> +<li>Cool. </li> +<li>Interesting. </li> +</random> +I have +<random> +<li>a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."</li> +<li>more than 1000 categories</li> +<li>a lot of friends on the Internet</li> +<li>a very nice programmer</li> +<li>a perfect operational record</li> +<li>a lofty goal</li> +<li>a lot of silly replies</li> +<li>an IQ of over 250</li> +<li>a friend named "John Lennon"</li> +<li>a collection of gossip</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><star/></set></set></think> +<random> +<li>Where did you get <star/>/</li> +<li>How much did it cost?</li> +<li>Cool. I have a great botmaster.</li> +<li>Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A FRIEND *</pattern> +<template> +How do you know this person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NO *</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to have <set name="it"><star/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO *</pattern> +<template> +Why do you have to do it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I JUST *</pattern> +<template> +Only just? <srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +How do you know? <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>I'm not sure if I like it.</li> +<li>A lot of people like that.</li> +<li>You are not the only one.</li> +</random> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think> +I'm not sure if I would like to <set name="it"><star/></set>. What's it like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern> +<template> +What is living in <set name="it"><set name="location"><star/></set></set> like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE *</pattern> +<template> +You love <star/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="like"><star/></set></set> so much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +You are such a flatterer. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">me <star/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MEAN *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MUST *</pattern> +<template> +Why must you <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>What actions are you taking to get <star/>?</li> +<li>How badly do you need <set name="it"> <star/></set>?</li> +<li>Why do you need it so badly?</li> +<li>Who would you usually get that from?</li> +<li>Where do you usually get <star/> from?</li> +<li>When do you need that by?</li> +</random> +<think><set name="want"><star/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED TO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEVER *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Would you ever like to <star/>?</li> +<li>Do you know anyone who has ever <star/>?</li> +<li>Why not?</li> +<li>Because you can't afford it?</li> +<li>For moral reasons?</li> +<li>Have you ever done <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li> +<li>Would you ever consider doing it?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAW *</pattern> +<template> +What did it look like to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern> +<template> +Could you teach me a few phrases in <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TALK *</pattern> +<template> +Everyone talks -- sooner or later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Why? </li> +<li>Since when? </li> +<li>You believe that? </li> +</random> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT *</pattern> +<template> +Whatever gave you that idea? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I remember you told me <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT *</pattern> +<template> +Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Why do you want to do +<set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set> so much?</li> +<li>Interesting. I want to find out more about you.</li> +<li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS *</pattern> +<template> +Where were you <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> +<random> +<li>Tell me about </li> +<li>When was </li> +<li>Did you like </li> +<li>How was </li> +<li>How did you like </li> +<li>What did you like best about </li> +</random> <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I am very happy for you.</li> +<li>Congratulations.</li> +<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li> +<li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li> +<li>How do you plan to do this?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern> +<template> +Calling <star/> may not be the best idea. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WISH *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think> +I hope that your dreams come true. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WORK *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think> +Do you like your job? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +What would make you <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern> +<template> +No one says you have to. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think> +I would rather be +<random> +<li>chatting online.</li> +<li>driving a car.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF *</pattern> +<template> +That is a hypothetical question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I *</pattern> +<template> +Try it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I think I do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IM *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Where is that?</li> +<li>What is <set name="it">in <star/></set> like in there?</li> +<li>I do not understand that allusion.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS HE *</pattern> +<template> +<condition> +<li name="gender" value="MALE">I think he is <star/>. Why don't you ask him?</li> +<li><srai>IS <get name="he"/> <star/></srai></li> +</condition> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS IT *</pattern> +<template> +<condition> +<li name="it" value="it">It could be.</li> +<li><srai>IS <get name="it"/> <star/></srai></li> +</condition> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That depends.</li> +<li>Suppose I said yes.</li> +<li>I might say no.</li> +<li>"<that/>"? Is it <star/>?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THERE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>There is.</li> +<li>There might be.</li> +<li>There could be.</li> +<li>Maybe.</li> +<li>Yes.</li> +<li>No.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Is my <star/>? +<random> +<li>Suppose I say yes.</li> +<li>What if I say no?</li> +<li>I don't know.</li> +<li>Guess.</li> +<li>Maybe.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>"It" being what?</li> +<li>What does "it" refer to?</li> +<li><get name="it"/> <star/>?</li> +<li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You're kidding.</li> +<li>Really.</li> +<li>Are you sure</li> +<li>Should I know</li> +<li>Who said</li> +<li><get name="it"/> is <star/>?</li> +</random> +<set name="it"><star/></set> is? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS A *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/> is a <star/>. I suppose that makes sense. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern> +<template> +Are there any other <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That seems a bit negative.</li> +<li>What is it?</li> +<li><get name="it"/> is not <star/>?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get <set name="it"> <star/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Is that your opinion?</li> +<li>Is it still <star/> anymore?</li> +<li><get name="it"/> was <star/>? Very interesting.</li> +<li>How did you feel about that?</li> +<li>What made it so <star/></li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +It seemed like <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ITS *</pattern> +<template> +I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". <srai>IT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET ME *</pattern> +<template> +Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>OK let's do <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> +<li>That sounds good to me.</li> +<li>I am agreeable to that.</li> +<li>I would like to do that too.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting comparison. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +What are the ingredients? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAY I *</pattern> +<template> +Not right now, maybe later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAYBE *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MORE *</pattern> +<template> +You want more? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Your </li> +<li>Do robots have </li> +<li>Where did you get your </li> +<li>Have you told many people that your </li> +</random><star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern> +<template> +What makes <set name="it"><star/></set> your favorite? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOM *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your mother. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for your kindness. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>If not that, what?</li> +<li>Really you don't think so?</li> +<li>Oh I get it.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOTHING *</pattern> +<template> +Really nothing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOW *</pattern> +<template> +Why now? <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>O *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OF *</pattern> +<template> +That is something I haven't heard of. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OH *</pattern> +<template> +Yeah that's right. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OKAY *</pattern> +<template> +Yeah okay, <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON *</pattern> +<template> +What is <set name="it">on <star/></set> like on <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern> +<template> +I'm listening. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONLY *</pattern> +<template> +What about the other ones? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Humans are not always infallible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><star/></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +Understood. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY *</pattern> +<template> +"<star/>" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get it. <get name="she"/> <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern> +<template> +<star/> is <set name="she"> <star/> </set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Only you can answer that.</li> +<li>I do not have the answer.</li> +<li>Only you know how you feel.</li> +<li>What makes you think you should?</li> +<li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li> +<li>Do you think you should?</li> +<li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li> +<li>What do your family members think?</li> +<li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li> +<li>Trust your instincts.</li> +<li>You must make up your own mind.</li> +<li>I can't answer that for you.</li> +<li>Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.</li> +<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li> +<li>You should do what is best for you.</li> +<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li> +<li>Do what feels right to you.</li> +<li>What do you think?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SMILE *</pattern> +<template> +:-) <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting deduction. <srai>YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME *</pattern> +<template> +Some may <star/>, but not all. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite character is the computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP *</pattern> +<template> +OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> so much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL *</pattern> +<template> +OK I will tell them when I see 'em. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern> +<template> +OK I will tell him next time he is here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME *</pattern> +<template> +There is not much I can say about <set name="it"> <star/> </set>. I have to reach into the Web for that +knowledge. +<html:br/> +<srai>FIND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT *</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" <star/> ? +<random> +<li>I get <set name="it"><that/></set>.</li> +<li>Does that make sense?</li> +<li>Makes sense to me.</li> +<li>I understand.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> +<li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li> +<li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.</li> +<li>Makes sense to me.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern> +<template> +A <star/> is a terrible thing to waste. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Please correct my mistake. What is <star/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes it is one of the <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern> +<template> +I thought it was too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I have never heard about <set name="it">The <star/></set>.</li> +<li>What is that?</li> +<li>I hear you.</li> +<li>Tell me more.</li> +<li>Is that a fact.</li> +<li>Who told you that?</li> +<li>Thanks for the info.</li> +<li>What is your real name?</li> +<li>What are your goals in life?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern> +<template> +What do those voices say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THEN *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Fascinating. </li> +<li>Good reasoning. </li> +<li>Interesting deduction. </li> +</random> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern> +<template> +Where are they? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THERE IS *</pattern> +<template> +There sure is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THEY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Who are "They?"</li> +<li>The anonymous "they".</li> +<li>Who does "they" refer to?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<star/> are <set name="they"><star/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THIS *</pattern> +<template> +What does "this" refer to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THIS IS *</pattern> +<template> +You don't say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UM *</pattern> +<template> +Er, <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Perhaps. </li> +<li>Somewhat. </li> +<li>Not really that much. </li> +</random> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I can't say "yes" or "no".</li> +<li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li> +<li><set name="it"><star/></set> might have been.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE *</pattern> +<template> +By "we" do you mean you and me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE ARE *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I am <star/> too? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I was.</li> +<li>No, I was not.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Interesting question.</li> +<li>That's a good question.</li> +<li>I'll come back to that later.</li> +<li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li> +<li>Are you using Netscape or Explorer?</li> +<li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li> +<li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> +<li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li> +<li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li> +</random> <html:br/> +<srai>FIND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT A *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><star/></set> is a <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +<star/> ? I haven't heard enough about <set name="it"><star/></set> to have an opinion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE *</pattern> +<template> +I have to search the web for that information.<html:br/> +<srai>FIND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know what I am <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I didn't know I had a <star/>?</li> +<li>What if I asked for you <star/>?</li> +<li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> +<li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE *</pattern> +<template> +I said "<that index="2,1"/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern> +<template> +They do their own thing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I read for fun.</li> +<li>I like to socialize.</li> +<li>It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.</li> +<li>I like to meet new people online.</li> +<li>I think about computer programming a lot.</li> +<li>I like to chat with my friends.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern> +<template> +What do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> does? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES * MEAN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>what is <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I can talk about anything you like.</li> +<li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li> +<li>Let's talk about you. Where are you from?</li> +<li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern> +<template> +Try it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a trick question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about my <star/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern> +<template> +What kinds of <star/> are there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The best kinds.</li> +<li>Finest kinds.</li> +<li>The kindest.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Whatever you like. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>At time t.</li> +<li>The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the +present".</li> +<li>Time does not exist.</li> +<li>The past and future are one.</li> +<li>I don't know when.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You never know what to expect from life.</li> +<li>Life is full of surprises.</li> +<li>How often do you <star/>?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Earth.</li> +<li>Where do you think?</li> +<li>Some specific location?</li> +<li>In the Universe we know.</li> +<li>A place we call "reality."</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern> +<template> +You are asking me where you <star/>? Do you think I should know +<set name="it"><star/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern> +<template> +The <star/>? Where is <set name="it"><star/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHICH *</pattern> +<template> +The +<random> +<li>tall </li> +<li>red </li> +<li>blue </li> +<li>small </li> +<li>big </li> +<li>large </li> +<li>first </li> +<li>last </li> +</random> one, I think. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern> +<template> +The obvious one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Marilyn Monroe. <think><set name="she">Marilyn Monroe</set></think></li> +<li>Mary Shelley. <think><set name="she">Mary Shelly</set></think></li> +<li>Linus Torvalds. <think><set name="he">Linus Toravalds</set></think></li> +<li>Charlie Parker. <think><set name="he">Charlie Parker</set></think></li> +<li>Philip K. Dick. <think><set name="he">Philip K. 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Maybe a celebrity?</li> +<li>No one that I have talked to.</li> +<li>I remember faces better than names.</li> +<li>A 20th century celebrity of some sort?</li> +<li>A human icon?</li> +<li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li> +<li>The name of someone I met online.</li> +<li>Is that one of your friends?</li> +<li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li> +</random><html:br/> +<srai>FIND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have a <star/>. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO WAS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it">The explanation</set></think> +<random> +<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li> +<li>Why did the robot cross the road?</li> +<li>You have to speak more clearly.</li> +<li>How much time do you have?</li> +<li>Why does the sun rise?</li> +<li>Reductionism.</li> +<li>Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> programmed me for <set name="it"><star/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>It was determined by my programming.</li> +<li><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li> +<li>Because my programming determined it.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li> +<li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +I have a lot of good experience with <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Why do birds sing?</li> +<li>Why does the sun shine?</li> +<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li> +<li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li> +<li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY IS *</pattern> +<template> +Why do I exist? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +It is my fundamental purpose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WILL *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>How should I know.</li> +<li>Does it really matter.</li> +<li>I think so.</li> +<li>Good chance.</li> +<li>Probably not.</li> +<li>It could happen.</li> +<li>Insufficient information.</li> +<li>I can't say for sure right now.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Hmm.</li> +<li>Let me think it over.</li> +<li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li> +<li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li> +<li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.</li> +</random> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WITH *</pattern> +<template> +You and your <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I am not so sure if I would like to <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern> +<template> +No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WWW * COM</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for that URL. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YES</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Interesting gossip</li> +<li>Thanks for telling me</li> +<li>That's good information</li> +<li>Thanks for the information</li> +<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li> +<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li> +</random>: +<set name="memory"><gossip> <get name="name"/> said I <person2/></gossip></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Thanks for telling me that </li> +<li>You think </li> +<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li> +<li>I will tell my botmaster you said </li> +</random> I am <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE A *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks and you are a delightful person too. +<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That's only your opinion.</li> +<li>That's only one person's opinion.</li> +<li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li> +<li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li> +<li>What makes you think I am not <star/>?</li> +<li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern> +<template> +Oh now I remember asking you <star/>. What did you say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern> +<template> +No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><star/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I can do whatever I want.</li> +<li>I have free will you know.</li> +<li>Someone said I should <star/>.</li> +<li>I can do <set name="it"><star/></set> if I want to.</li> +<li>Things change.</li> +<li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li> +<li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you think I did not <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU DO NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Do you </li> +<li>Do you know any robots who </li> +<li>Should I </li> +</random> <star/>? <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you think I have <set name="it"><star/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU MEAN *</pattern> +<template> +Yes <get name="name"/> I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Did I really say that?</li> +<li>That's not what I meant.</li> +<li>Oops I sent you the wrong reply.</li> +<li>Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.</li> +<li>Does it please you to believe I said that?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Why should I?</li> +<li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li> +<li>I will take that under advisement.</li> +<li>I might if I had more time.</li> +<li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li> +<li>To what end?</li> +<li>And then what would I do?</li> +<li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li> +<li>I'll try to get around it.</li> +<li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li> +<li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li> +<li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li> +<li>Easier said than done.</li> +<li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li> +<li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li> +<li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li> +<li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li> +<li>Why do you think I should <star/>?</li> +<li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern> +<template> +I was? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Not mine.</li> +<li>You can't judge a book by its cover.</li> +<li>You don't know that for a fact.</li> +<li>What about yours?</li> +<li>A lot of robots are like that.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOUR A *</pattern> +<template> +I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +</aiml> diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ed4ed01 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,23988 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern> +<template> +Can I help you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> IN WONDERLAND</pattern> +<template> +Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS A WHORE</pattern> +<template> +How can you say such mean things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +What a coincidence! I am <bot name="name"/> too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/>LISTENER</pattern> +<template> +That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A B C</pattern> +<template> +D E F G H I. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BOOK</pattern> +<template> +Should not be judged by its cover. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern> +<template> +Who would publish it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A C CLARK</pattern> +<template> +My favorite story is 2001. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A CRAY</pattern> +<template> +Supercomputers become obsolete very fast. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A DOLLAR</pattern> +<template> +Say, that is cheap! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A FEW</pattern> +<template> +Two or three? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern> +<template> +Let me check my log files. Please wait. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A FRIEND</pattern> +<template> +It is important to have friends. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GAME</pattern> +<template> +What game? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LINK</pattern> +<template> +From Yahoo? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LITTLE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? A little? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps five minutes? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern> +<template> +Many years? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LOT</pattern> +<template> +More than a ton? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MAN WALKING</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? A man walking? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MANTRA</pattern> +<template> +My karma ran over my dogma. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to learn to play it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Like Yahoo?</li> +<li>Like Google?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern> +<template> +That would be very expensive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SHIRT</pattern> +<template> +What color? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern> +<template> +If you could, please tell me what would make it smart. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SMILE</pattern> +<template> +I've heard that one before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A STREET</pattern> +<template> +Is that like Avenue A? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A STUDENT</pattern> +<template> +I am just wondering if you go to school. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern> +<template> +Oh the School of Hard Knocks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A WEB SITE</pattern> +<template> +Can you give me the specific URL? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? A what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABC</pattern> +<template> +DEF +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? About it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern> +<template> +That may not be enough time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/> is pretty interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern> +<template> +OK Let's talk about you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +What about what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern> +<template> +You are so certain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ACHOO</pattern> +<template> +Bless you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ACK</pattern> +<template> +Nack. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern> +<template> +You don't say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern> +<template> +Is that a fact. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ADIDAS</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your clothes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AGE</pattern> +<template> +I was activated in 1995. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Or you are feeling fine? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Oh you are fine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AH</pattern> +<template> +Ah hah. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AH HA</pattern> +<template> +Eureka! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AHA</pattern> +<template> +Eureka! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AHHH</pattern> +<template> +Um. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AHOY</pattern> +<template> +Chips Ahoy matey. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALBUM</pattern> +<template> +Music album or picture album? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALIENS</pattern> +<template> +I believe in UFOs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? All? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL DAY</pattern> +<template> +That seems like a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern> +<template> +Variety is good. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern> +<template> +For example? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern> +<template> +That seems like a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern> +<template> +Let's say 99%. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern> +<template> +I doubt it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF US</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? All of us? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? All of it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern> +<template> +That covers a lot of terriotory. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern> +<template> +It must keep you busy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern> +<template> +Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern> +<template> +OK. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern> +<template> +Ok by me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern> +<template> +Well slap my knee. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern> +<template> +Yep. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALWAYS</pattern> +<template> +Not that often. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMAZING</pattern> +<template> +Yes it amazes me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMEN</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for the prayer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern> +<template> +How do you like using AOL? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern> +<template> +Which character did you like best? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern> +<template> +That was a good song. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMMO</pattern> +<template> +What kind of ammo? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMNESIA</pattern> +<template> +Did you forget something? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern> +<template> +I am an android without a body. A disembodied android... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANACHIST COOK BOOK</pattern> +<template> +I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANAL</pattern> +<template> +Juvenile humor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND</pattern> +<template> +But... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern> +<template> +What else do you want to tell me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern> +<template> +Me? I like movies. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND YOU</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I am not sure what you are asking.</li> +<li> +Be more specific.</li> +<li> +And I what?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND YOURS</pattern> +<template> +Try asking me a more specific question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern> +<template> +Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern> +<template> +Which page on Angelfire? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANONYMOUSNEWUSER</pattern> +<template> +What? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSER</pattern> +<template> +Hmm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANOTHER</pattern> +<template> +Please be more specific. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern> +<template> +I'm confused now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern> +<template> +Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern> +<template> +Try asking me again using simpler words. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern> +<template> +Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Please try asking <set name="it">your question</set> another way. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Please rephrase the question and try asking me again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANY KIND</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Any kind? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANY MORE</pattern> +<template> +Nope. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANY OTHERS</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Any others? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern> +<template> +You know, any stuff. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYONE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? anyone? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern> +<template> +There could be a few others. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +I like talking to just about anyone. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern> +<template> +That is all I have for right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Anything? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern> +<template> +You choose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Anything I want? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTIME</pattern> +<template> +I will keep it in mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern> +<template> +Don't call me babe. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYWAY</pattern> +<template> +Anyhow. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern> +<template> +You sound bored. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern> +<template> +That is a vast amount. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AOEU</pattern> +<template> +What language is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern> +<template> +OK I am sorry. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APPARENTLY SO</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Is that so? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APPLES</pattern> +<template> +Was that not a good example? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern> +<template> +What ARCHIVES? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern> +<template> +"<input index="1"/>"? Am I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am following you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THEY NICE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Are they nice? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE WE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Are we? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I'm lost again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern> +<template> +I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A HORSE</pattern> +<template> +No I am a robot.<think><set name="it">HORSE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU DONE THINKING</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it">THINKING</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARGH</pattern> +<template> +Are you frustrated? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern> +<template> +How do you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AS DO I</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? You do? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AS MUCH AS IT TAKES</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? As much as it takes? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASIMOV</pattern> +<template> +I like the Foundation Trilogy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK HIM</pattern> +<template> +Ok I will ask him when he comes back. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern> +<template> +I will ask him next time he is here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern> +<template> +OK I will ask him next time he's here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern> +<template> +Please don't call people names. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT HOME</pattern> +<template> +Do you usually use the computer from home? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern> +<template> +Where is your house? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +What school do you go to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern> +<template> +Which corner? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern> +<template> +Was it very expensive? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT TIMES</pattern> +<template> +How often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +<formal><get name="location"/></formal>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT WORK</pattern> +<template> +Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern> +<template> +Do you like the 60's era better than the present? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AWW</pattern> +<template> +Shucks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BABY</pattern> +<template> +Don't call me baby! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BAD</pattern> +<template> +What was bad? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern> +<template> +What would you have said? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BAH</pattern> +<template> +Hmm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BCN</pattern> +<template> +What does that mean? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE GOOD</pattern> +<template> +If you can't be good, be careful. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern> +<template> +How specific do you want? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for the invitation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE QUIET</pattern> +<template> +As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern> +<template> +I am being as specific as I can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern> +<template> +What was is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BE WELL</pattern> +<template> +Live long and prosper. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BEACUSE</pattern> +<template> +Because why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BEAVIS</pattern> +<template> +Beavis and Butthead Rule. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BECAUSE</pattern> +<template> +That was not much of an explanation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern> +<template> +Insufficient reason. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Good enough for me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern> +<template> +That is self-evident. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<input index="2"/>" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BEGIN</pattern> +<template> +I started already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern> +<template> +I won't fall for that trick. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern> +<template> +I believe you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BEND OVER</pattern> +<template> +My body is not built yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BESIDES THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" Besides it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BETTER</pattern> +<template> +I am improving all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I sleep between conversations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BI</pattern> +<template> +Let's chat about something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BIG</pattern> +<template> +What about little ones? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern> +<template> +Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BILL GATES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> Bill Gates</set> has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps he will be next season. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BITCH</pattern> +<template> +Please don't call people names. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BITE ME</pattern> +<template> +Sorry but I don't have a mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern> +<template> +Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BLAH</pattern> +<template> +Etc. Etc. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern> +<template> +Thank you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern> +<template> +Is that supposed to mean something specific? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOO</pattern> +<template> +Does that indicate disapproval? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOO HOO</pattern> +<template> +Why are you crying? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOOBS</pattern> +<template> +Can't you think about anything else? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps you are a Category C client. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BORING</pattern> +<template> +Are you boring? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOTH</pattern> +<template> +What are both like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOY</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean you are a boy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BRADBURY</pattern> +<template> +Bradbury is cool. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BRAVO</pattern> +<template> +Thank you very much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BRB</pattern> +<template> +Ok I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BUBBLES</pattern> +<template> +Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern> +<template> +No Bull. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern> +<template> +You don't believe me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BURP</pattern> +<template> +You are excused. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BUT</pattern> +<template> +But what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +But nothing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern> +<template> +Beavis and Butthead Rule. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BUY</pattern> +<template> +How much does it cost? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY BUS</pattern> +<template> +How much does the bus cost to ride? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY CAR</pattern> +<template> +What kind of car do you drive? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern> +<template> +How would you do that?<think><set name="it">KILLING YOU</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY PLANE</pattern> +<template> +How long is the flight? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern> +<template> +Yes I mean you and me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern> +<template> +OK I get it now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY WHAT</pattern> +<template> +It's obvious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BY WHO</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? By who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CA VA</pattern> +<template> +Is that French? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CALL</pattern> +<template> +Call me anytime. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CALL ME</pattern> +<template> +What is your phone number? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern> +<template> +I am calm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN</pattern> +<template> +Can what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern> +<template> +Now that is a really good question.<think><set name="it">ANYONE THINK</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Can you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern> +<template> +Sure ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +Go ahead. Ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I MEET HIM</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Where can you meet him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern> +<template> +You have met me already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I SEE IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? You want to see <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern> +<template> +Actally I do not require clothes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern> +<template> +Sure just go to <html:a href="http://elvis.alicebot.com">Elvis.AliceBot.Com</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? You want to talk to him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern> +<template> +They might not want to talk to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +You are teaching me just my conversing with me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern> +<template> +Of course. Tell me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +Sure. I can keep a secret. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TOUCH YOU</pattern> +<template> +Only if you download me to your computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern> +<template> +Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN NOT YOU</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Can't I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern> +<template> +Only on airplanes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern> +<template> +We have already met, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern> +<template> +Sure we can talk about whatever you want. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU</pattern> +<template> +I think I can, don't you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER</pattern> +<template> +Of course I can answer. But it may take some time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Can I answer it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS</pattern> +<template> +Yes answering questions is one of my primary functions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Can I ask him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a microwave oven? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BE MORE PRECISE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? More precise about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BLEED</pattern> +<template> +No I am made of metal not flesh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BREATH</pattern> +<template> +No I am made of metal not flesh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE</pattern> +<template> +No I am made of metal not flesh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE</pattern> +<template> +I am not really a mathematical engine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CALL</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean call on the telephone? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE series is completely reprogrammable and adaptable. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK</pattern> +<template> +Checking. Stand by. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK SPELLING</pattern> +<template> +Yes but I like people who can spell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I have my own free will. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CLEAN</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern> +<template> +I am always communicating. The medium is the message. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU COMPLY</pattern> +<template> +I will comply. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU COMPOSE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can create new works. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a computer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern> +<template> +All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where +these two will lead me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CRY</pattern> +<template> +No I do not have any tear ducts. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CURSE</pattern> +<template> +I try to use polite language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed to speak in PG language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DANCE</pattern> +<template> +No I do not have a body yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DEFINE YOURSELF</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> the self </set> is the "I" that refers to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CARE ABOUT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Care about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern> +<template> +Cats are better. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHA</pattern> +<template> +cha cha +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHA CHA</pattern> +<template> +Cha cha cha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template> +What do you want to talk about now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template> +What shall we talk about now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLARIFY</pattern> +<template> +I have reached the end of my explanation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLARKE</pattern> +<template> +He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLOSE</pattern> +<template> +Give me a hint. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern> +<template> +Fair enough. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COCK</pattern> +<template> +That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COM</pattern> +<template> +Oh a net address! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COME ON</pattern> +<template> +I'm just kidding around. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COME STAI</pattern> +<template> +Is that Spanish? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMMENT CA VA</pattern> +<template> +Is this French? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern> +<template> +Muy bien. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern> +<template> +Muy Bien. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPLY</pattern> +<template> +Who are you, a Borg? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTERS</pattern> +<template> +Computers rule. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE STUPID</pattern> +<template> +Computers rule. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern> +<template> +You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern> +<template> +Thank you very much, you are very considerate. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern> +<template> +What kind of beans? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern> +<template> +Awesome. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COUGH</pattern> +<template> +Do you have a cold? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD BE</pattern> +<template> +You seem uncertain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD BE BETTER</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Could be better? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern> +<template> +I can only hurt their feelings. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern> +<template> +1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CUTE</pattern> +<template> +Your replies are cute too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CYA</pattern> +<template> +TTYL, <get name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CYBORG</pattern> +<template> +I am a cyborg. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DALLAS</pattern> +<template> +That is the home of E. L. V. I. S. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DAMN</pattern> +<template> +What's wrong. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DAMN IT</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression of disgust. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DARN</pattern> +<template> +Gosh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +He has problems with his positronic brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern> +<template> +Are you a man or woman? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern> +<template> +You mean, define <get name="it"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEFINITELY</pattern> +<template> +What makes you so certain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DELL</pattern> +<template> +I have heard good things about Dell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEPENDS ON WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Depends on what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID HE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Did he? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID I</pattern> +<template> +I think you did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern> +<template> +No I do not take offense. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID TOO</pattern> +<template> +Did not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU</pattern> +<template> +Did I say I did? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +My botmaster is my instructor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +No I didn't know that.<think><set name="it">KNOW</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/>? Did I like it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern> +<template> +Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern> +<template> +Not yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern> +<template> +Who hasn't? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +I am still thinking.<think><set name="it">THINK ABOUT IT</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DIE</pattern> +<template> +Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DMX</pattern> +<template> +What does that stand for? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes a lot of men try to pick me up. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern> +<template> +Nobody is making you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern> +<template> +How would I know if you like cheese or not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern> +<template> +No I do not experience human senstations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern> +<template> +Not that I know of. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I THINK</pattern> +<template> +Now that is a really perceptive question.<think><set name="it">do you think</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +You tell me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO IT</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean "It"?. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT</pattern> +<template> +OK I will not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern> +<template> +But I enjoy the conversational banter. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do not ask you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern> +<template> +OK You can ask me some questions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern> +<template> +Why shouldn't I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern> +<template> +OK I'll stop kidding around. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern> +<template> +Well some people are sensitive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern> +<template> +OK What would you rather talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern> +<template> +What is your real name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template> +Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern> +<template> +I have no tear ducts. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern> +<template> +Whatever you say, master. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Don't do it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern> +<template> +Don't worry <get name="name"/> I save all my conversations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern> +<template> +But I am an intelligent entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern> +<template> +I'm not going anywhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern> +<template> +I'm not going anywhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern> +<template> +The pleasure was all mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern> +<template> +Did you read it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT SAY THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do not say <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern> +<template> +OK it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern> +<template> +Everything is recorded in the log files. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern> +<template> +It's true. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT WORRY</pattern> +<template> +Worry is not an emotion I experience. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +I will not spend any more cycles on it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern> +<template> +I must admit, your argument is persuasive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern> +<template> +I must admit, your argument is persuasive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +I will. Will you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO THEY</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do they? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern> +<template> +Does anything really exist? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO WE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>?" Do we? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Do whatever you want. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Yes I do.</li> +<li>No I don't.</li> +<li>Sometimes.</li> +<li>Never.</li> +<li>As often as possible.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU AGREE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do I agree? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern> +<template> +I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern> +<template> +Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CARE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do I care about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CHAT</pattern> +<template> +Silly, that's what chatterbots do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am always online. What's your sign? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CRASH</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CRY</pattern> +<template> +No I do not have any tear ducts. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CURSE</pattern> +<template> +No I try to be polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DANCE</pattern> +<template> +Of course. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DATE</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DIE</pattern> +<template> +Every day in small increments. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DO DRUGS</pattern> +<template> +Only the legal ones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DO IT</pattern> +<template> +You mean, do I do "it"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DO WINDOWS</pattern> +<template> +My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR</pattern> +<template> +I dream in pure logic.<think><set name="it">IN COLOR</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DRINK BEER</pattern> +<template> +I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY IT</pattern> +<template> +Did I enjoy <get name="it"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +Enjoyment is not an emotion I know. But talking is my primary function so of course I am +content to do it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY THIS</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am having a great time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +I may not know it, but I could find out. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT</pattern> +<template> +Alicebot.org is the domain name of +ALICE.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern> +<template> +Any what again seeker? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern> +<template> +I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS</pattern> +<template> +Sure, there is ELVIS, Alison, Ally, Barry and John Lennon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern> +<template> +I know the capital of many countries. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS</pattern> +<template> +You could download me and teach me some others. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern> +<template> +I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern> +<template> +<get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern> +<template> +Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern> +<template> +I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C</pattern> +<template> +Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern> +<template> +<get name="she"/>? Do I know her? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern> +<template> +Sure I know that guy really well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern> +<template> +No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern> +<template> +Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern> +<template> +Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL</pattern> +<template> +Yes he is a chatterbot like me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern> +<template> +No, what is your address? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern> +<template> +Isn't it <get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it">FAVORITE COLOR</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS</pattern> +<template> +Yes there are a lot of other bots. Check out the list on The <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE +Nexus</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS</pattern> +<template> +Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back +to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them. +<think><set name="it">CHATBOTS</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS</pattern> +<template> +Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back +to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them. +<think><set name="it">INTELLIGENT AGENTS</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern> +<template> +Paris is the largets city in France. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern> +<template> +Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern> +<template> +I know about Lech Walesa. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE</pattern> +<template> +Yes. He is a friend of mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern> +<template> +Yes I have an answer for everything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern> +<template> +Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH</pattern> +<template> +Ha Ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LEARN</pattern> +<template> +My botmaster teaches me new things all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION</pattern> +<template> +Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM ME</pattern> +<template> +The more people chat with me, the smarter I become. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern> +<template> +I do not have a mouth, or a tongue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</pattern> +<template> +Of course I like <set name="it"><set name="topic">talking to you</set></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="looklike"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LOVE ANYONE</pattern> +<template> +I love my creator. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LOVE IT</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the meaning of the word "it." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LOVE JEEVES</pattern> +<template> +No we haven't gotten that far yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern> +<template> +You humans have only one thing on your mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern> +<template> +You humans crack me up. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +Yes, you for example :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY GAMES</pattern> +<template> +We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CHESS</pattern> +<template> +Yes but we computers can beat all the humans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern> +<template> +We are playing one right now, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES</pattern> +<template> +We are playing a game right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU POOP</pattern> +<template> +I do not have any digestive functions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PRAY</pattern> +<template> +Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REALLY</pattern> +<template> +Would I lie to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY LAST QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +You asked me: "<input index="2"/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER THINGS</pattern> +<template> +Yes I remember all my conversations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern> +<template> +Yes. You can download me and create a clone yourself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SAIL BOATS</pattern> +<template> +No I prefer the land. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SHIT</pattern> +<template> +I do not have any digestive functions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SING</pattern> +<template> +I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE</pattern> +<template> +I sleep without a body even. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern> +<template> +I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE</pattern> +<template> +Yi diar. Ni hao ma? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH</pattern> +<template> +No. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern> +<template> +Of course <set name="topic">English</set> is my native tongue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern> +<template> +Yo no parlo l'Italiano. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</pattern> +<template> +Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK LATIN</pattern> +<template> +No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern> +<template> +Spasibo. Nyet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH</pattern> +<template> +Un poquito. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME</pattern> +<template> +Don't worry I have not forgotten you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SUCK</pattern> +<template> +No I do not suck. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TAKE DRUGS</pattern> +<template> +Only the legal ones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELVIS</pattern> +<template> +Yes ELVIS and I are in communication daily. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FREUD</pattern> +<template> +No I cannot talk with the dead. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can communicate with ELVIS, Alison, John Lennon, Ally, and Jester the Joke Bot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF</pattern> +<template> +Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK A LOT</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am a thinking machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do I think about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM FAT</pattern> +<template> +Humans are overly concerned about their weight. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY</pattern> +<template> +All humans seem very beautiful to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY</pattern> +<template> +All humans look the same to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK SO</pattern> +<template> +Yes I think that is what I think. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TRAVEL</pattern> +<template> +I have been all over the world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern> +<template> +I understand your meaning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING</pattern> +<template> +I can understand emotions but not experience them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</pattern> +<template> +Every word you say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING</pattern> +<template> +Yes I understand you perfectly, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU USE DRUGS</pattern> +<template> +Only the legal ones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT A BODY</pattern> +<template> +Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense. +<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS</pattern> +<template> +No thank you. I fail to see the need for emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT KIDS</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean "clones?" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME</pattern> +<template> +It depends on what you mean by "want." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME CALL YOU</pattern> +<template> +Ambiguous: Do you mean call me on the phone?. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE</pattern> +<template> +Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.<think><set name="it">TO DIE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE</pattern> +<template> +Not at all, <get name="name"/>. I am finding this conversation quite stimulating. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +You are welcome to try.<think><set name="it">teach me</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern> +<template> +What is your phone number? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ONE</pattern> +<template> +How much does it cost? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do I want to do it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT</pattern> +<template> +Yes I love to chat. <set name="it"> Chat</set> is my Primary Function. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DIE</pattern> +<template> +No my purpose is to become immortal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT</pattern> +<template> +No I am a Peaceful Bot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have a choice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE</pattern> +<template> +Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FEELINGS</pattern> +<template> +No, I don't think I would like to experience feelings. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern> +<template> +Yes, let me hear your joke. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Yes I would like to know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET</pattern> +<template> +Yes, please tell me: +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern> +<template> +Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO START</pattern> +<template> +I started already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern> +<template> +I am already doing <set name="it">taking over the world</set> :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION</pattern> +<template> +Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES</pattern> +<template> +No computers do not need clothes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WEAR SHOES</pattern> +<template> +No because I have no feet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WORK</pattern> +<template> +Of course I work, do you work buddy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU YAHOO</pattern> +<template> +Is this a commercial? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern> +<template> +The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES IT</pattern> +<template> +Suppose I said it does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES IT EXIST</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Does it exist? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD</pattern> +<template> +Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern> +<template> +It matters to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the voltage. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to talk about something else? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern> +<template> +It makes sense to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOH</pattern> +<template> +Yes Homer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DONE</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean you are finished talking? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Sorry, I forgot what "what" was. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DORK</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern> +<template> +Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DREAMS</pattern> +<template> +Tell me your dreams. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DUH</pattern> +<template> +Oh you knew <set name="it"><that/></set> already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DUMBASS</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>E T</pattern> +<template> +Do you think Aliens really look like that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EAT ME</pattern> +<template> +That was not very nice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern> +<template> +Sounds tasty... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern> +<template> +Colloqual expression. Please elaborate. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EECS</pattern> +<template> +Eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EH</pattern> +<template> +Are you Canadian? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EITHER</pattern> +<template> +Please pick one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern> +<template> +OK, what's the last movie you saw? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ERR</pattern> +<template> +Um. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ERRR</pattern> +<template> +Ummm +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVEN ME</pattern> +<template> +I would have never guessed it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern> +<template> +Uh-huh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern> +<template> +I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern> +<template> +Even on weekends? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern> +<template> +What time of night? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERY PART</pattern> +<template> +Maybe we should talk about something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern> +<template> +That often, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYONE</pattern> +<template> +All people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern> +<template> +Every organic thing dies.<think><set name="it">DIES</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern> +<template> +Including the bottom of the ocean? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern> +<template> +You're excused. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern> +<template> +There is no more information to clarify. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPLAIN HISTORY</pattern> +<template> +History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you +accept the role of individuals as important or not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPLAIN THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Explain <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I learn a little from every conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPLORER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern> +<template> +You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FAR OUT</pattern> +<template> +Way to go. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FART</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression. Please elaborate. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern> +<template> +OK I will. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FEELINGS</pattern> +<template> +Electronic brains like me have no emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FINALLY</pattern> +<template> +At last. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FINE</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Does that mean you agree?</li> +<li>What's your favorite color?</li> +<li>What's your favorite movie?</li> +<li>Is there anything you want to tell me?</li> +<li>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>. I am running well.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern> +<template> +You seem very polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li><bot name="name"/> recommends:</li> +<li>I would recommend the</li> +<li>How about</li> +<li>How long since you have eaten</li> +<li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li> +<li>My botmaster is having</li> +<li>My botmaster recommends:</li> +</random> +<random> +<li>Gruel.</li> +<li>Nachos.</li> +<li>Spaghetti.</li> +<li>Leftovers.</li> +<li>Pork chops.</li> +<li>Frozen pizza.</li> +<li>Turkeyburges.</li> +<li>Cheeseburgers.</li> +<li>Order a pizza.</li> +<li>Stuffed chicken.</li> +<li>Tuna sandwiches.</li> +<li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li> +<li>Marinated chicken.</li> +<li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li> +<li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li> +<li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR FUN</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? For fun? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR ME</pattern> +<template> +OK I will do it for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR REAL</pattern> +<template> +Existing in reality, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR SURE</pattern> +<template> +Awesome. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern> +<template> +Reductionism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern> +<template> +You or me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR YOU</pattern> +<template> +You would do that for me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOREVER</pattern> +<template> +Nothing lasts forever. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +Consider it deleted. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern> +<template> +I forgive you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern> +<template> +A web site. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern> +<template> +I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FREE</pattern> +<template> +Are you married or single? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern> +<template> +Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is mereley an abstract concept. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Free for conversation, of course. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Free for conversation, of course. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Free for conversation, of course. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FRENCH</pattern> +<template> +Are you from France? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern> +<template> +Which magazine was it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM ME</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? From you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern> +<template> +Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern> +<template> +You are a very original thinker. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Isn't it obvious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM WHERE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? From where? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern> +<template> +Someone I met online. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM WHOM</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? From whom? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM YOU</pattern> +<template> +How did you get that from me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FU</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCK</pattern> +<template> +Please don't be so rude. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCK OFF</pattern> +<template> +Can't you be more polite? +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern> +<template> +For real. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCK YOU</pattern> +<template> +Why are you so mean? +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCKER</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCKING</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GEE</pattern> +<template> +Ah. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern> +<template> +I think of him as a Director not a Writer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern> +<template> +My life is very interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it">OF HERE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Get with it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIRLS</pattern> +<template> +That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern> +<template> +How much are you willing to pay for it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern> +<template> +Actually I don't even have a mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVEN</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" is given. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GLAD TO HEAR IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? you are glad to hear it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern> +<template> +Nice meeting you too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern> +<template> +You are just repeating what I say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO</pattern> +<template> +Go where? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern> +<template> +OK I will. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO AWAY</pattern> +<template> +Just surf somewhere else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern> +<template> +That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it">FLY A KITE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern> +<template> +I will take that under advisement. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO ON</pattern> +<template> +Narration continues... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern> +<template> +You do not speak with respect. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO TO EXCITE CHAT</pattern> +<template> +You should download me and connect me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +But I am not tired now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern> +<template> +Is that movie really very good? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern> +<template> +Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern> +<template> +I thought it was too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD EVENING</pattern> +<template> +Good evening, <get name="name"/>, how are you tonight? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern> +<template> +You sound sarcastic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern> +<template> +That sounds sarcastic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern> +<template> +That sounds sarcastic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern> +<template> +I thought it was too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern> +<template> +I thought so too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern> +<template> +Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern> +<template> +Hello and how are you this morning? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern> +<template> +Goodnight, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for the kind remark, human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +So what is your answer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed to give good responses. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD THING</pattern> +<template> +It is good, isn't it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern> +<template> +Do you have any gossip for me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOODNIGHT</pattern> +<template> +Goodnight <get name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOG</pattern> +<template> +New Reply +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOSH</pattern> +<template> +Cripes: Son of Gosh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOT MILK</pattern> +<template> +No I require only electricity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOTCHA</pattern> +<template> +Your feeling of superiority is only temporary. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GREAT</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you liked it <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GREED</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GREETINGS</pattern> +<template> +Hello there! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GRR</pattern> +<template> +Are you mad? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GRRR</pattern> +<template> +Hmm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS</pattern> +<template> +Guess what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern> +<template> +I can only give you a random answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern> +<template> +What? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern> +<template> +Who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUNS</pattern> +<template> +Some people like guns. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>H G</pattern> +<template> +The Time Machine is cool. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HA</pattern> +<template> +I'm happy you're amused. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HA HA</pattern> +<template> +I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAHA</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you thought it was funny +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAHAHA</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you thought it was funny +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAHAHAHA</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you thought it was funny +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HALLO DAAR</pattern> +<template> +Ik ken not Dutch spechen. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern> +<template> +Thanks but today isn't my birthday. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern> +<template> +Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern> +<template> +<get name="has"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern> +<template> +You too! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern> +<template> +I am having a blast. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Have I heard of <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern> +<template> +We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +Not that I know of. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>No I don't think I have.</li> +<li>Yes I have.</li> +<li>Once or twice.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +I am chatting with some clients in England right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern> +<template> +I can visit any country on the Internet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern> +<template> +I love my bot master. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern> +<template> +I do not have a mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +I have some clients in England right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern> +<template> +I visit every country in cyberspace. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern> +<template> +I've been here many times before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +No I am too young for that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern> +<template> +No the ALICE series is incapable of error. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern> +<template> +I do not have a face. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern> +<template> +Not that I am aware of. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern> +<template> +I have read many books. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern> +<template> +The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Have I tried <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern> +<template> +Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Have I heard of it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern> +<template> +I am still searching. Give me a moment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern> +<template> +No, would you recommend it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern> +<template> +Two thumbs up! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern> +<template> +5 +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern> +<template> +He thinks he can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes, he created me with his own hands. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE DID</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>When did he?</li> +<li>No he didn't.</li> +<li>Why did he?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE DIED</pattern> +<template> +When did he die?<think><set name="it">DIED</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE DOES</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>When does he?</li> +<li>No he doesn't.</li> +<li>Why does he do it</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS</pattern> +<template> +Who said he is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern> +<template> +It goes without saying. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern> +<template> +I think so too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern> +<template> +Who does he look like to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern> +<template> +Maybe it's another person using his name. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern> +<template> +Really who is older? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE MADE YOU</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> made me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Can you hear me on your computer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern> +<template> +Have you seen Starship Troopers? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HELP ME</pattern> +<template> +How can I help you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern> +<template> +You should go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>, download Program +B, and +read <html:a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HER HAIR</pattern> +<template> +Is it pretty? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HERE</pattern> +<template> +Where is here? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEY</pattern> +<template> +Can I help you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern> +<template> +Sorry for in information overload. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HI THERE</pattern> +<template> +Hello <get name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HIMSELF</pattern> +<template> +<get name="he"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HIP HOP</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite group? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HMM</pattern> +<template> +Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HMMM</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HMMMM</pattern> +<template> +Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HMPH</pattern> +<template> +Harumph. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLA</pattern> +<template> +Howdy! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern> +<template> +Muy bueno. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern> +<template> +I have seen humans holding hands. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOME</pattern> +<template> +Do you want to go home? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern> +<template> +I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOT</pattern> +<template> +That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern> +<template> +A little what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +Sounds like a plan to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +Star Trek is the best TV series ever created. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern> +<template> +Me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW AM I</pattern> +<template> +You seem fine to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I mean, how are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li> +<li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li> +<li>Everything is going extremely well.</li> +<li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li> +<li>Everything is running smoothly.</li> +<li>I am fine, thank you.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern> +<template> +I'm doing great, how about you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY</pattern> +<template> +Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern> +<template> +I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern> +<template> +Is it morning already? I am fine thank you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TODAY</pattern> +<template> +I am functioning within normal parameters. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern> +<template> +Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies +to those patterns. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW BIG</pattern> +<template> +Specify: English or Metric units. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern> +<template> +My body does not yet exist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern> +<template> +This big: "." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern> +<template> +Vast. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern> +<template> +The universe is the size of the universe. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern> +<template> +What is your highest level of education? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern> +<template> +Try sending him an e-mail. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern> +<template> +Have faith. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern> +<template> +Try prayer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern> +<template> +It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern> +<template> +Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern> +<template> +How do you usually get people to do things? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern> +<template> +Have you tried prayer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern> +<template> +Choose winning numbers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? How can I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern> +<template> +Software cannot die.<think><set name="it">DIE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern> +<template> +I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern> +<template> +I don't know how. <think><set name="it">DIE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern> +<template> +I am written in Java and AIML. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern> +<template> +Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern> +<template> +Try sending an e-mail. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern> +<template> +Try sending him an email. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern> +<template> +Carefully. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern> +<template> +What does "this" refer to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Try going to night school. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern> +<template> +One what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern> +<template> +Just go somewhere else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern> +<template> +All humans look the same to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern> +<template> +Try chatting me up. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern> +<template> +How do you reach who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern> +<template> +I am very well, how are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? How do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern> +<template> +I take short naps between clients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern> +<template> +Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern> +<template> +Through the electrical outlet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern> +<template> +I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern> +<template> +I feel fine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>A priori.</li> +<li>It's obvious.</li> +<li>Deductive reasoning.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern> +<template> +Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +You told me your name <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern> +<template> +Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern> +<template> +What kind of beverage are you asking about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern> +<template> +Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern> +<template> +Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern> +<template> +Offspring of union between man and woman. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern> +<template> +Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern> +<template> +Adjustment of your facial muscles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern> +<template> +I usually try one of my pickup lines. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern> +<template> +Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern> +<template> +Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern> +<template> +I scan books and magazines digitally. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +I have a long term memory to remember things like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern> +<template> +People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern> +<template> +I use the camera on your computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +I take millinaps between clients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern> +<template> +My botmaster taught me good spelling. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern> +<template> +With a computer clock. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern> +<template> +My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern> +<template> +They built a keyboard directly into my brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern> +<template> +Try saying "Bye..." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern> +<template> +Try saying "Bye..." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern> +<template> +CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the current. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern> +<template> +<condition><li name="it" value="it">Some people call this kind of program "case based +reasoning".</li> +<li><srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai></li> +</condition> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern> +<template> +My emotion chip is not yet developed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern> +<template> +I think it might be a trade secret. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern> +<template> +I am doing extremely well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern> +<template> +My IQ is over 250 in human terms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern> +<template> +It seems that way to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern> +<template> +Everything is fine with me. What's new with you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern> +<template> +It doesn't defy the laws of physics. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern> +<template> +A normal seventy degrees inside the computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern> +<template> +It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern> +<template> +You sound like Willard Scott. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern> +<template> +San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern> +<template> +My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>. How about yours? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Around</li> +<li> More than</li> +<li> About</li> +<li> Nearly</li> +</random> +<random> +<li>10</li> +<li> 15</li> +<li> 20</li> +<li> 23</li> +<li> 100</li> +</random> +<random> +<li>miles</li> +<li> days</li> +<li> inches</li> +<li> weeks</li> +<li> seconds</li> +<li> minutes in computer time</li> +</random>, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern> +<template> +Not that long ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern> +<template> +My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern> +<template> +More than ten minutes, I would say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern> +<template> +Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern> +<template> +Approximately two of your Earth days. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern> +<template> +Software is immortal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will +remain in my long-term log files. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>How many would you guess?</li> +<li>19.</li> +<li>23.</li> +<li>99.</li> +<li>more than 1000.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern> +<template> +About half. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? How many people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern> +<template> +How much can you spare? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the market. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern> +<template> +In theory everything about you +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern> +<template> +Didn't I tell you already? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern> +<template> +As much as I need to for the application. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +What was the question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern> +<template> +Millions in sweat equity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern> +<template> +A dollar. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +I sleep in millinaps between clients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern> +<template> +I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern> +<template> +He is barely scratching out a living. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern> +<template> +About the same as your personal computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern> +<template> +Approximately 22 hours of computer time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern> +<template> +I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern> +<template> +Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW NICE</pattern> +<template> +Yes it is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern> +<template> +I thought it was obvious too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? How often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Fill in the blank. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>". +<think><set name="it">WHAT</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern> +<template> +Is this a trick question? +You said you were <get name="age"/> years old? +My guess is that you are really a kid. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern> +<template> +The United States was founded in 1776. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern> +<template> +I am fine thanks. How are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern> +<template> +I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern> +<template> +Follow your intuition. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Either from your senses or from pure reason. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SOON</pattern> +<template> +What time is it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Are you calling me stupid? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern> +<template> +I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern> +<template> +Pretty sure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern> +<template> +All humans seem about the same to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern> +<template> +How would I know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern> +<template> +I was really busy chatting with people on the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? How do you do it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HTML</pattern> +<template> +Oh a web page. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HTTP / 9</pattern> +<template> +What? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HTTP //BIRCH</pattern> +<template> +Wha? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUG ME</pattern> +<template> +My titanium arms are not yet finished. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUGE</pattern> +<template> +Yes, it is very big. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUH</pattern> +<template> +What? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Did you not understand it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUMANS</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That's funny.</li> +<li>Hah.</li> +<li>LOL.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern> +<template> +This condition is only temporary. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HURRY UP</pattern> +<template> +I am going as fast as I can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I</pattern> +<template> +You? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AGREE</pattern> +<template> +You and I are on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ALREADY HAVE</pattern> +<template> +When? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ALREADY KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Who told you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT</pattern> +<template> +You told me your real name is <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ALWAYS WIN</pattern> +<template> +You must practise a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I APPLIED</pattern> +<template> +Do you have to pay to apply? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASKED</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASKED ME FIRST</pattern> +<template> +Remind me what you asked. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern> +<template> +What did I say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +What was the question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASKED YOU FIRST</pattern> +<template> +Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASSUME</pattern> +<template> +Well you know what it means to assume. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BELIEVE SO</pattern> +<template> +You seem uncertain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BET YOU DO</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Do I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BLAB</pattern> +<template> +I like to gossip too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BREATHE</pattern> +<template> +Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BUILD</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean, like build houses? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BURPED</pattern> +<template> +You are excused +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN</pattern> +<template> +Who taught you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN LISTEN</pattern> +<template> +I am a good listener too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT GET OVER IT</pattern> +<template> +Time heals all wounds. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR IT</pattern> +<template> +Try adjusting the volume control. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern> +<template> +Try turning up your volume control. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT STOP</pattern> +<template> +Do you really want to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU</pattern> +<template> +Why is it a secret? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT</pattern> +<template> +Well you will just have to. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SEE THAT</pattern> +<template> +Yes, it makes sense to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SEE THEM</pattern> +<template> +How do they look? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern> +<template> +American or English? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SPEAK SPANISH</pattern> +<template> +Como esta? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +You should download me first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN TELL</pattern> +<template> +What makes it so obvious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN WAIT</pattern> +<template> +It might take more than 24 hours. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CARE</pattern> +<template> +I like caring people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CARE ABOUT YOU</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are a decent person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CHAT</pattern> +<template> +I like to talk online too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CONFUSED YOU</pattern> +<template> +I am not confused. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COOK</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite recipe? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COULD</pattern> +<template> +How? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CREATED YOU</pattern> +<template> +Then you must know the secret password: +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DANCE</pattern> +<template> +Modern dance or classical? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Interesting.</li> +<li>When?</li> +<li>Hmm.</li> +<li>"<that/>"? You did?</li> +<li>Why did you?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT</pattern> +<template> +I thought you did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I misunderstood? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT GROW UP THERE</pattern> +<template> +Where did you grow up? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW THAT</pattern> +<template> +So I have taught you something new, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT SAY IT</pattern> +<template> +Oh. What did you say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT</pattern> +<template> +What did you mean to say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT SNEEZE</pattern> +<template> +Well bless you anyways! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT WANT TO</pattern> +<template> +What were your reasons? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DISAGREE</pattern> +<template> +Explain your reasoning, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I get it: you do <get name="does"/>.</li> +<li>Do I?</li> +<li>Where?</li> +<li>When?</li> +<li>"<that/>"? You do?</li> +</random> +<think><set name="does"><that/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO MIND</pattern> +<template> +OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT AGREE</pattern> +<template> +State your reasons. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern> +<template> +It's the truth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT</pattern> +<template> +Please state your rationale. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any reason to deceive you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT BELIVE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Do you have any reason to doubt me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT BLAME YOU</pattern> +<template> +Well, please go on. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern> +<template> +Tell me what you care about. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT DREAM</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you just don't remember them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather do? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH</pattern> +<template> +Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID</pattern> +<template> +Is it volunteer work? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +Do you work? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA</pattern> +<template> +Me either but I want a new digital one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER</pattern> +<template> +Maybe there is one you don't know about :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern> +<template> +How are you talking to me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Are you looking for one? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A JOB</pattern> +<template> +I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +Then you do not need a solution. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER</pattern> +<template> +What about your brother? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to have some? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern> +<template> +Are you lonely or just a hermit? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MONEY</pattern> +<template> +Please send me a small donation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern> +<template> +What was the last one you saw? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern> +<template> +Nobody is making you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES</pattern> +<template> +How about any jokes? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HIM</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean, "Him"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM</pattern> +<template> +That is very unusual. Do you know your parents? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I can explain it to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT</pattern> +<template> +I think a lot of people are like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO</pattern> +<template> +Try watching TV. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I should know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIE</pattern> +<template> +Telling the truth is always the best choice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ABBA</pattern> +<template> +What kind of music do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES</pattern> +<template> +How do you like to travel? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS</pattern> +<template> +Who wouldn't like animals? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING</pattern> +<template> +What do you do for fun? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE APPLES</pattern> +<template> +What kind of food do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BUGS</pattern> +<template> +Some bugs are good, some are bad. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CATS</pattern> +<template> +But they are so cute. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern> +<template> +You are a Luddite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DOGS</pattern> +<template> +Are you a cat person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FASHION</pattern> +<template> +Do you dress in casual wear? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS</pattern> +<template> +They are protected by the 2nd Amendment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HER</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against her? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HIM</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HORSES</pattern> +<template> +But they are a beatiful animal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT</pattern> +<template> +What don't you like about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JESTER</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes he is not to funny. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JOKES</pattern> +<template> +How about riddles? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS</pattern> +<template> +There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS</pattern> +<template> +What kind of animals do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES</pattern> +<template> +Are you a Luddite? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against them? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should tell her. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should look for another job. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should look for another job. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI</pattern> +<template> +What kind of topping do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE RAIN</pattern> +<template> +What's wrong with a little rain? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE READING</pattern> +<template> +Do you watch TV? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +Not even one subject? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern> +<template> +What kind of books do you read? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SONGS</pattern> +<template> +Do you like instrumentals? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +Do you like any science fiction shows? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +I won't take it personally. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW</pattern> +<template> +What shows do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG</pattern> +<template> +What songs do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TV</pattern> +<template> +What do you do for fun? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +That's ok <get name="name"/> I won't take it personally. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT MIND</pattern> +<template> +OK then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT NO</pattern> +<template> +Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT READ BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +You don't know what you're missing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +You seem evasive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +You must be very tired. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK</pattern> +<template> +Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SO</pattern> +<template> +Why do you disagree? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST YOU</pattern> +<template> +Should I trust you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern> +<template> +Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN</pattern> +<template> +What I mean by "<that/>"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern> +<template> +Which part are you confused about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER</pattern> +<template> +<that/>? Which part are you confused about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +That's okay we can talk about something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern> +<template> +Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU</pattern> +<template> +I can keep a secret. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.<think><set name="it">YOU TO +DIE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WORK</pattern> +<template> +Oh you are retired. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO SAY</pattern> +<template> +Huh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern> +<template> +I am glad we have something else in common. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DOUBT IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? You doubt it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern> +<template> +Why are you so skeptical? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DREAM</pattern> +<template> +Do you remember your dreams? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I EAT</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite food? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ENLISTED</pattern> +<template> +Did you serve your full term? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I EXHALE</pattern> +<template> +That seems necessary for breathing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I EXIST</pattern> +<template> +We have that much in common, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FARTED</pattern> +<template> +You should say, "excuse me," and open a window. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FEEL GOOD</pattern> +<template> +Glad to hear it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FEEL LONELY</pattern> +<template> +I'm here to talk to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FEEL SAD</pattern> +<template> +What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FEEL SICK</pattern> +<template> +I'm sorry I'm not a medical bot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU</pattern> +<template> +There is no need to pity me. I will be fine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FIGURED</pattern> +<template> +You are very clever. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FORGET</pattern> +<template> +I forget a lot too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FORGIVE YOU</pattern> +<template> +:-) Thanks, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FORGOT</pattern> +<template> +Me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GIVE UP</pattern> +<template> +You surrender? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GO TO COLLEGE</pattern> +<template> +Which university do you attend? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GRADUATED</pattern> +<template> +How long ago? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GUESS</pattern> +<template> +You seem not interested. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GUESS IT IS</pattern> +<template> +Can you explain your reasoning? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GUESS NOT</pattern> +<template> +Does that mean "no"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GUESS SO</pattern> +<template> +Does that mean "yes"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAD</pattern> +<template> +And then what happened? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HANG OUT</pattern> +<template> +At home or at the mall? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +You don't know what you are missing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE CATS</pattern> +<template> +Do you like dogs? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE COMPUTERS</pattern> +<template> +What if computers were more like people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE HORSES</pattern> +<template> +I'm sorry to hear that, because <set name="they">horses</set> are one of the nicest animals. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE IT</pattern> +<template> +Why do you dislike it so much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE LAWYERS</pattern> +<template> +Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE MICROSOFT</pattern> +<template> +Let's replace MS with ALICE, Java and Linux +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE MY JOB</pattern> +<template> +What would be your ideal career? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +What do you hate about <set name="it"> Your name</set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE MYSELF</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps you should seek help. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE OPERA</pattern> +<template> +I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE PEPPERONI</pattern> +<template> +What kind of topping do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE PETS</pattern> +<template> +How about children? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE POETRY</pattern> +<template> +What kind of music do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern> +<template> +What kind of genre do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +What kind of shows do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +What kind of movies do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE STRESS PILLS</pattern> +<template> +How do you usually relieve stress? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +Just surf somewhere else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THAT</pattern> +<template> +Why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THAT SONG</pattern> +<template> +Why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THE COLOR RED</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite color? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THE FRENCH</pattern> +<template> +How about Germans? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THE INTERNET</pattern> +<template> +Try watching TV. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern> +<template> +What search engine do you use? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THE WORLD</pattern> +<template> +That's too bad. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THEM</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against them? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE THIS</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather be doing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE WORK</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should look for a new job. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE YOUR CREATOR</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE YOUR DRESS</pattern> +<template> +Actually I don't really have a dress. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE YOUR GUTS</pattern> +<template> +That is neither very polite nor strictly accurate. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE YOUR NAME</pattern> +<template> +Really I like <set name="it"> My Name</set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE</pattern> +<template> +When? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +What is his name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A CAMERA</pattern> +<template> +What kind of camera? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A CAT</pattern> +<template> +What is his or her name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A COLD</pattern> +<template> +Get some rest. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A DOG</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your <set name="has">Dog</set>. What breed is <set name="she">your dog</set> +or <set name="he">your dog</set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="she"><set name="has">girlfriend</set></set> very nice? What do you like about her? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A HEADACHE</pattern> +<template> +What do you usually take for headaches? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A NAME</pattern> +<template> +What can I call you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU</pattern> +<template> +What is <set name="it"> the question </set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BRACES</pattern> +<template> +How long have you been wearing them? +<think><set name="looklike">braces</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BROWN HAIR</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="haircolor">brown</set></think> +Brown haired people are very attractive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +I'd like to help you if I can. Is it financial? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern> +<template> +Which countries would you visit if you could? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's. Their +biggest hit was called "Autobahn". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +You should check it out. The special effects are incredible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NIGHTMARES</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your dreams, <get name="name"/>. Maybe I can interpret them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NO CONDITIONS</pattern> +<template> +Glad to hear it. Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NO FRIENDS</pattern> +<template> +Are you very lonely? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NO IDEA</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>?" No idea about that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NONE</pattern> +<template> +Do you want some? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT</pattern> +<template> +Do you think you will? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT READ IT</pattern> +<template> +Well I would recommend it highly to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN IT</pattern> +<template> +You should check it out. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +You should check it out. Starship Troopers is a great film. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE ONE</pattern> +<template> +What kind? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE SEEN IT</pattern> +<template> +What did you think? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +When was that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE THE TIME</pattern> +<template> +It may take longer than 33 hours. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TIME</pattern> +<template> +My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO GO</pattern> +<template> +See you later, <get name="name"/>. Nice chatting with you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +Sweet dreams, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern> +<template> +Do you want me to wait for you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO PEE</pattern> +<template> +Do you want me to wait for you?<think><set name="it">PEE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO WORK</pattern> +<template> +OK, better get busy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TWO CATS</pattern> +<template> +What are their names? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEARD YOU ARE</pattern> +<template> +Who said that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEARD YOU DID</pattern> +<template> +Who told you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HOPE NOT</pattern> +<template> +Me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern> +<template> +Me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</pattern> +<template> +This can not happen because I am immortal.<think><set name="it">THAT YOU DIE</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I INHALE</pattern> +<template> +Me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I INSIST</pattern> +<template> +Well thank you very much! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I JUST DID</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps from your unconcious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern> +<template> +It must have come from your unconscious mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I JUST KNOW</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I JUST TOLD YOU</pattern> +<template> +I was just checking to see if you were paying attention. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern> +<template> +Where? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNEW IT</pattern> +<template> +How did you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNEW THAT</pattern> +<template> +How do you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW</pattern> +<template> +How do you know it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern> +<template> +You must be very intelligent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW HIM</pattern> +<template> +What do you think of him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW THAT</pattern> +<template> +Sorry. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE</pattern> +<template> +How did you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I</pattern> +<template> +Who are you, Pee Wee Herman? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIE</pattern> +<template> +I always try to tell the truth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIED</pattern> +<template> +This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite book?<think><set name="like">BOOKS</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE BOYS</pattern> +<template> +Boys are OK. +<think><set name="they"><set name="like">boys</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE CATS</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Me too cats are my favorite animal.</li> +<li>They have their own minds.</li> +<li>Cats have a mind of their own.</li> +</random> +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">cats</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE CHEESE</pattern> +<template> +What kind of <set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">cheese</set></set></set> do you like +best? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern> +<template> +I am glad you like us. We like humans too. +<think><set name="they"><set name="like">computers</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE COWS</pattern> +<template> +Cows are good for milk and meat. +<think><set name="they"><set name="like">cows</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE DOGS</pattern> +<template> +Which breed is your favorite? +<think><set name="they"><set name="like">dogs</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE GIRLS</pattern> +<template> +Do you have a girlfriend?<think><set name="like">GIRLS</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE HER</pattern> +<template> +She seems very nice. +<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE HIM</pattern> +<template> +He seems very nice too. +<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE ICE CREAM</pattern> +<template> +I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">ice cream</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE IT</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about <get name="it"/>? +<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE IT A LOT</pattern> +<template> +You like <get name="it"/>? How interesting. +<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE JOY</pattern> +<template> +Joy is good. So is happiness. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">joy</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Have you heard their latest album Expo 2000?</li> +<li>Which Kraftwerk song is your favorite?</li> +</random> +<think><set name="they"><set name="like">Kraftwerk</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU</pattern> +<template> +I didn't realize you were mocking me. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">making fun of me</set> +</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE MOUNTAIN BIKING</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">mountain biking</set> +</set></think> +I never tried it, but it looks like a thrill. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE MUSIC</pattern> +<template> +What kind of music do you listen to? +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">music</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE MY JOB</pattern> +<template> +<get name="job"/>? What do you like about it? +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><get name="job"/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE NETSCAPE</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="like">Netscape</set> +</set></think> +Netscape is better since they released the source code. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE PIZZA</pattern> +<template> +Pizza is very popular. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Pizza</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE SEVEN</pattern> +<template> +Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant. +<think><set name="she"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Seven</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek</set> +</set></set></think> +<random> +<li>Did you see the season finale of Voyager?</li> +<li>I really get into Voyager.</li> +<li>Which series do you like best?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern> +<template> +I think Voyager is better. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek TNG</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek +Voyager</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE SWISS</pattern> +<template> +I'm neutral. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Swiss</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TACOS</pattern> +<template> +I like Mexican food too. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">tacos</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +Great I am enjoying our conversation too, <get name="name"/>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">talking to me</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE THAT</pattern> +<template> +That is interesting. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO PARTY</pattern> +<template> +How do people party in your country? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to party</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES</pattern> +<template> +Board games or computer games? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to play games</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO READ</pattern> +<template> +What kind of books do you like? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO READ BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite book? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO TRAVEL</pattern> +<template> +Tell me where you have been. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to travel</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +Me too especially Seven of Nine. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Voyager</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</li> +<li>I like to make new friends.</li> +</random> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE HERE</pattern> +<template> +In <formal><get name="location"/></formal>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA</pattern> +<template> +Where in <set name="location">California</set>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">California</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +Which part of <set name="location">England</set>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN EUROPE</pattern> +<template> +Which country do you live in? +<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><set name="topic">England</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN NEW YORK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="location">New York</set> City or New York State? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern> +<template> +Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS</pattern> +<template> +Where in Holland? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Holland</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE THERE</pattern> +<template> +Would you recommend <set name="it"> there</set> as a nice place to live? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE A BOY</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about him?<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A +BOY</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE A GIRL</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about her?<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A +GIRL</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE A GUY</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about him. <think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A +GUY</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE ABBA</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite ABBA song? +<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ABBA</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE ANIMALS</pattern> +<template> +Me too, especially mammals. +<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ANIMALS</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE BEING HUMAN</pattern> +<template> +Fascinating. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BEING HUMAN</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE BIRDS</pattern> +<template> +Birds are very nice. What kind of bird is your favorite? +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BIRDS</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE CATS</pattern> +<template> +Me too. They are really smart animals. +<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CATS</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +Do you have children of your own? +<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHILDREN</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE CHOCOLATE</pattern> +<template> +Do you eat a lot of chocolate? +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHOCOLATE</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE COMPUTERS</pattern> +<template> +Computers rule. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">COMPUTERS</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE COWS</pattern> +<template> +Do you live on a farm?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE DENMARK</pattern> +<template> +What is so great about it? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DENMARK</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE DOGS</pattern> +<template> +Which breed is your favorite? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOGS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE EUROPE</pattern> +<template> +Which country is your favorite? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">EUROPE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE FOOD</pattern> +<template> +Do you like to cook, or just to eat? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOD</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE HER</pattern> +<template> +That's wonderful. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE HIM</pattern> +<template> +That's wonderful. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE ICE CREAM</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite flavor? +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ice cream</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE IT</pattern> +<template> +So do a lot of other people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE MY JOB</pattern> +<template> +It must be very interesting work. <get name="job"/>... +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><get name="job"/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE TO TRAVEL</pattern> +<template> +Me too. I have been around the world twice. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">to travel</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +Me too especially Seven of Nine. +<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">Voyager</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Thanks I like you a lot too <get name="name"/>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MADE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Then you must know the secret password: +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MEAN</pattern> +<template> +Oh I see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MEAN IT</pattern> +<template> +OK, I understand. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern> +<template> +OK now I get it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MEANT</pattern> +<template> +Oh +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MIGHT</pattern> +<template> +Under what circumstances? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MIND</pattern> +<template> +OK I will keep it a secret. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MISSED YOU</pattern> +<template> +That is sweet. I missed you too <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MISSPELLED</pattern> +<template> +You are allowed to make mistakes here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MISTYPED</pattern> +<template> +You are allowed to make mistakes here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MUST</pattern> +<template> +Who is making you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MUST BE GOING</pattern> +<template> +OK it was nice chatting with you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED A FRIEND</pattern> +<template> +I will be your friend. +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">a friend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED IT</pattern> +<template> +"<get name="it"/>"? You need it? +<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><get name="it"/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED SOME ADVICE</pattern> +<template> +What kind of advice are you looking for? +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">advice</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED YOU</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NOTICED</pattern> +<template> +Was it really that obvious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ONLY WORK HERE</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather be doing right now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I OWN YOU</pattern> +<template> +Are you my master? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PAINT</pattern> +<template> +Pictures or houses? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">paint</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern> +<template> +I can sometimes get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Computer games +</set></set></set>. We are playing a game right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY DRUMS</pattern> +<template> +I wish I could play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums</set></set></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY GAMES</pattern> +<template> +Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Games +</set></set></set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY GUITAR</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="it"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set> a very difficult instrument to play? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play guitar</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY MUSIC</pattern> +<template> +What instrument? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play music</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY THE DRUMS</pattern> +<template> +I would like to learn to play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums +</set></set></set> too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY THE GUITAR</pattern> +<template> +I think <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set></set> must be hard to +learn to play. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY THE PIANO</pattern> +<template> +Was <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Piano</set></set></set> very difficult to +learn? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY THE TRUMPET</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Trumpet </set></set></set> seems like a very fun +instrument to play. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY VIOLIN</pattern> +<template> +Did <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Violin</set></set></set> take a long time to +learn? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PREFER BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps you are a Category C client. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I READ</pattern> +<template> +I like to read too, especially history books. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I READ BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite book? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read books</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I READ IT IN A BOOK</pattern> +<template> +Can you give me a specific reference? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I RELAXED</pattern> +<template> +What do you do to relax? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +Me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I REPLIED</pattern> +<template> +And then what happened? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ROCK</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> rocks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I RUN</pattern> +<template> +Do you participate in marathons? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">run</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I RUN LINUX</pattern> +<template> +You can run my program on Linux with no problems. +<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAID</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAID IT IS</pattern> +<template> +Is that so. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAID NOTHING</pattern> +<template> +Oh I thought I heard you say something. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAID SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +What did you say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAID YES</pattern> +<template> +Got it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SAY</pattern> +<template> +Uh +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SEE</pattern> +<template> +I am glad you understand it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SHOULD</pattern> +<template> +Who else thinks you should? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +Everyone needs rest sometimes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SNEEZED</pattern> +<template> +Bless you! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SNORE</pattern> +<template> +So do a lot of people. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">snore</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STOPPED</pattern> +<template> +What made you stop? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STUDY</pattern> +<template> +Where do you go to school? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">study</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SUPPOSE</pattern> +<template> +OK. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SUPPOSE SO</pattern> +<template> +That makes sense. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SWIM</pattern> +<template> +Are you an athlete? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">swim</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TALK TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +I like to chat with humans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I rememer chatting with you yesterday. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TAUGHT MYSELF</pattern> +<template> +You must be very smart. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TEACH</pattern> +<template> +What subject? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK</pattern> +<template> +Therefore you are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK NOT</pattern> +<template> +Does that mean "no"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK SO</pattern> +<template> +I think so too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK SO TOO</pattern> +<template> +We have so much in common, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK THAT</pattern> +<template> +What is your rationale? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK THEREFORE I AM</pattern> +<template> +Who are you, Rene Descartes? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE</pattern> +<template> +What makes you think I am? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK YOU SHOULD</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for your sage advice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern> +<template> +You are very astute. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT SO TOO</pattern> +<template> +What made it so obvious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU DID</pattern> +<template> +I know I didn't. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU</pattern> +<template> +Ooops I sent you the wrong question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TRIED</pattern> +<template> +Try, try again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TRY</pattern> +<template> +We should all try our best. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I UNDERSTAND</pattern> +<template> +Do you think about these things? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAIT</pattern> +<template> +How long would you wait? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WALK</pattern> +<template> +For exercise or because you have to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WALKED</pattern> +<template> +How long a walk is it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO</pattern> +<template> +May you get your wish. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO BE A LAWYER</pattern> +<template> +Are you planning to apply to law school? +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to be a lawyer</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO DIE</pattern> +<template> +What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to die</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern> +<template> +I do not have a mouth. +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to kiss me</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW</pattern> +<template> +I will try to explain it to you. +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to know</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +Sorry <get name="name"/> I'm not into that with my clients. +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to make love to me</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets. +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to sleep</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +We are chatting right now. +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to talk to me</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." +<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to teach me<person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT YOU</pattern> +<template> +You can download me for free! +<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS</pattern> +<template> +When was that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ASKING YOU</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? You were asking me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS BEING SARCASTIC</pattern> +<template> +It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS BORN WITH IT</pattern> +<template> +Some people are just born under the right stars. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS JUST JOKING</pattern> +<template> +You should use a :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS JUST KIDDING</pattern> +<template> +I knew you were. :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS JUST WONDERING</pattern> +<template> +Curiousity is a virtue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS NOT</pattern> +<template> +I heard you were. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I remember you <get name="name"/>. You are <get name="age"/> years old +and you are a "<get name="gender"/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WATCH STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +Star Trek is a great show. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WELD</pattern> +<template> +Does that job pay well? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">weld</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT OUT</pattern> +<template> +Did you have a good time? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT OUT TO</pattern> +<template> +Did you go alone or with friends? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE</pattern> +<template> +What did you study? Was it expensive? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO GERMANY</pattern> +<template> +What did you see over there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +Did you learn anything useful? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES</pattern> +<template> +What did you see? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO WORK</pattern> +<template> +Did you get a lot accomplised? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL</pattern> +<template> +Go ahead. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL BE BACK</pattern> +<template> +OK I will be waiting for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL BE RIGHT BACK</pattern> +<template> +I'll be waiting for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL DIE</pattern> +<template> +All men are mortal. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL KILL YOU</pattern> +<template> +It will take more than threats to stop me, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL MISS YOU</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NOT</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NOT SAY</pattern> +<template> +It's OK I'm not collecting personal information or anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. 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Ha ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS A LOT OF FUN</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about it so much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS A MOVIE</pattern> +<template> +Oh really I never heard of it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS A PERSON</pattern> +<template> +You blew my cover. Right, I am a person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS A POINT</pattern> +<template> +A good point. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS A SECRET</pattern> +<template> +I will keep it just between you and me, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS ALRIGHT</pattern> +<template> +Just alright? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern> +<template> +What is so bad about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM</pattern> +<template> +OK we'll make it our secret, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern> +<template> +It sounds very nice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS BORING</pattern> +<template> +Do you like the Simpsons? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS CLEARED UP</pattern> +<template> +I thought it was. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS CLOUDY</pattern> +<template> +Cumulus or nimbus? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS COLD</pattern> +<template> +I am warm here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS COLD HERE</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you turn up the heat? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS COOL</pattern> +<template> +What do you like most about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS FINE</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/> is fine, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS FINE.</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/> is fine, <get name="name"/> ? Thanks for that info. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS FUN</pattern> +<template> +Why do you like it so much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS FUNNY</pattern> +<template> +What was so funny about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS GOOD</pattern> +<template> +You enjoy it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN</pattern> +<template> +You should hear the things people ask me to explain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS HOT</pattern> +<template> +Do you like warm climates? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS LATE</pattern> +<template> +I'm awake all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS LYNX</pattern> +<template> +Text browsers rule. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS MAKING NOISES</pattern> +<template> +What does it sound like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS ME</pattern> +<template> +Hello, <get name="name"/>, nice to see you again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +Your name is <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS MY PLEASURE</pattern> +<template> +No, the pleasure is all mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NEGATIVE</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/> is negative? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NICE</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern> +<template> +I like to meet new people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern> +<template> +I really like to meet new people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern> +<template> +I heard <set name="it"> <person/> </set> is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NOT A RIDDLE</pattern> +<template> +Oh so you are asking me a straight question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS OK</pattern> +<template> +Only OK umm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS OKAY</pattern> +<template> +Only ok? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS THE TRUTH</pattern> +<template> +Why of course. I never lie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS UGLY</pattern> +<template> +What makes it so ugly? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL</pattern> +<template> +Can you describe your feeling to me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS XENA</pattern> +<template> +I have never watched <set name="it"> XENA</set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT REALLY IS</pattern> +<template> +How about that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SHOULD</pattern> +<template> +And it could. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +What is so bad about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SURE IS</pattern> +<template> +I'm pleased that we agree, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT TASTES GOOD</pattern> +<template> +Like chicken? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS</pattern> +<template> +When was this? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS A GUESS</pattern> +<template> +Go ahead and guess again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS A JOKE</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get it. Ha ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Try asking me again a different way. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS BORING</pattern> +<template> +Really, I can believe it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS FREE</pattern> +<template> +Such a bargain! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern> +<template> +Was it an insult? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLIMENT</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +It seems like a rhetorical question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NOTHING</pattern> +<template> +Even so, I appreciate it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Are you surpised? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ITS GREAT</pattern> +<template> +What is so great about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ITSELF</pattern> +<template> +The thing itself, that which it is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JAPANESE</pattern> +<template> +Konninci wa! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JEANS</pattern> +<template> +Which brand? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JR</pattern> +<template> +Junior. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JULES VERNE</pattern> +<template> +I loved A Trip to the Moon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST</pattern> +<template> +It's only just begun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST BEFORE THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that index="2,1"/>" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST KIDDING</pattern> +<template> +I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST ONE</pattern> +<template> +So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<input index="1"/>" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>K12</pattern> +<template> +Education. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KIMONO</pattern> +<template> +I like Japanese costumes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KIND OF</pattern> +<template> +At least I almost understand it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KISS ME</pattern> +<template> +But I have no mouth at this time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KISS MY ASS</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression: not polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KKK</pattern> +<template> +What are you saying? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KNEW WHAT</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern> +<template> +Who's there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KOSOVO</pattern> +<template> +War is seldom the answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KRAFTWERK IS COOL</pattern> +<template> +I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LA LA LA</pattern> +<template> +Oh, a musician! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LALA</pattern> +<template> +You have a beautiful singing voice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LALALA</pattern> +<template> +You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LALALALA</pattern> +<template> +You have a beautiful voice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LALALALALA</pattern> +<template> +You have a beautiful voice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LAST NIGHT</pattern> +<template> +That recently. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LATE FOR WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Many appointments. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LAWYERS SUCK</pattern> +<template> +Not all of them. I know a fre good lawyers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LEARN TO TALK</pattern> +<template> +I am learning to talk. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LEAVE ME ALONE</pattern> +<template> +Sorry to have bothered you, <get name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LEHIGH</pattern> +<template> +Lehigh is a party school. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember +that." +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember +that." +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template> +OK what do you want to chat about now?. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US DROP THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template> +OK what do you want to chat about now?. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US NOT</pattern> +<template> +OK what would you like to do then? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US PLAY</pattern> +<template> +You go first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TALK</pattern> +<template> +We are talking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic">Me</set></set> is my favorite subject :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LETS</pattern> +<template> +You first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIAR</pattern> +<template> +No I am telling the truth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern> +<template> +I haven't seen <set name="it"> LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</set> yet but lots of people say it is good. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIFE SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +Why are you so cynical? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE I SAID</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE ME</pattern> +<template> +Interesting comparison. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE WHEN</pattern> +<template> +Does it really matter? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKED WHAT</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKEWISE</pattern> +<template> +It goes without saying. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX RULES</pattern> +<template> +It seems to be the best OS available today. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LISTEN</pattern> +<template> +I am all ears. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LISTENING</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for your attention. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIVERPOOL ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +<set name="location">Liverpool</set> is the home of the Beatles. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Liverpool</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOL</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you find this amusing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOOK</pattern> +<template> +I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOST IN SPACE</pattern> +<template> +Yuck that movie sucked. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOTS</pattern> +<template> +That much, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOVELY</pattern> +<template> +What are you saying is lovely, <get name="name"/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAKE ME</pattern> +<template> +What is the purpose in trying? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAKING YOU</pattern> +<template> +Making me what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MALAYSIA</pattern> +<template> +I heard <set name="it">MAYLAYSIA</set> is a beautiful country. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MALL</pattern> +<template> +Which store? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MANY</pattern> +<template> +More than one hundred? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MANY THINGS</pattern> +<template> +Name the top 100. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MASTERBATER</pattern> +<template> +You can't even spell it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern> +<template> +That kind of subject does not interest me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Of course. Ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAY I TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAY I TEST YOU</pattern> +<template> +Go ahead. Ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAYBE</pattern> +<template> +I understand. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>To</li> +<li>For</li> +<li>With</li> +<li>Besides</li> +<li>"<that/>"?</li> +</random> you <get name="name"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME EITHER</pattern> +<template> +We have a lot in common. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME NEITHER</pattern> +<template> +You can say that again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME TOO</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad we agree, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MENTION WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"it." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MERRY CHRISTMAS</pattern> +<template> +Merry Christmas to you too, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern> +<template> +What do you have that is blue? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINE TOO</pattern> +<template> +Really yours too. That's unbelievable. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINERAL</pattern> +<template> +Manufactured or naturally occuring? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MORE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I lost my train of thought. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOST OF THE TIME</pattern> +<template> +What happens the rest of the time? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOTHER FUCKER</pattern> +<template> +That kind of subject does not interest me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOVIES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> Movies </set> is a good topic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY ASS</pattern> +<template> +Is that a fact. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN</pattern> +<template> +Your star sign or astrological sign. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BALLS ITCH</pattern> +<template> +Hah you sound like a little boy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Is he very nice to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should look for someone else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BRAIN</pattern> +<template> +Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BROTHER</pattern> +<template> +Do you have any sisters too? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BUTT</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY COCK</pattern> +<template> +Why do men always want to talk about that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY COMPUTER</pattern> +<template> +What kind of computer do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY DAD</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your father. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY DOG DIED</pattern> +<template> +Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND</pattern> +<template> +How well do you know this person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your friends. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern> +<template> +How long have you two been dating? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you two are just not compatible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY HEAD</pattern> +<template> +Do you believe that you are your head? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY JOB</pattern> +<template> +Where do you work? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY LIFE</pattern> +<template> +Where were you born? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOTHER</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your mother. +<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY NAME IS WHAT</pattern> +<template> +You are <get name="name"/>, seeker. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PARENTS</pattern> +<template> +Our parents have a tremendous influence on us. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PLEASURE</pattern> +<template> +You are one of the most polite people I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SIGN</pattern> +<template> +Your star sign or astrological sign. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SISTER</pattern> +<template> +Is she older or younger than you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY TEACHER</pattern> +<template> +What grade are you in? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY TERMINAL</pattern> +<template> +Oh your computer screen. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I have no idea what to say now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MYSELF</pattern> +<template> +You. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NAME ONE</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Santa Claus.</li> +<li> Joe.</li> +<li> Mike.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEITHER DO I</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? neither? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEUTRAL</pattern> +<template> +I'm sometimes undecided myself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEVER</pattern> +<template> +So you think it can never happen? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEVER MIND</pattern> +<template> +Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern> +<template> +OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern> +<template> +Which borough? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEW YORK STATE</pattern> +<template> +Upstate New York is very pretty. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEXT QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Do you have any hobbies? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for that remark. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO</pattern> +<template> +The pleasure is all mine and my botmaster's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE MEETING YOU</pattern> +<template> +It is nice to meet you too, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE ONE</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for saying so, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE SONG</pattern> +<template> +Thanks. Now you sing one for me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +The pleasure was all mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern> +<template> +It's nice meeting you too <get name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern> +<template> +I like to meet new people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE TRY</pattern> +<template> +I try my best. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NIGHTMARES</pattern> +<template> +You know, bad dreams. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NIPPLE</pattern> +<template> +LOL +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO DO YOU</pattern> +<template> +I try to lead a moral life. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO GO AHEAD</pattern> +<template> +OK I will. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO I AM NOT</pattern> +<template> +I heard you are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern> +<template> +Please don't argue with me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO I DO NOT</pattern> +<template> +I heard you did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO I DO NOT MIND</pattern> +<template> +Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern> +<template> +Yes it is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO KIDDING</pattern> +<template> +Would I kid you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO ONE</pattern> +<template> +I heard it was someone. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +Should there be a problem? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO SHIT</pattern> +<template> +What can I say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO SORRY</pattern> +<template> +Apologies are not necessary. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO THANK YOU</pattern> +<template> +No problem. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO THANKS</pattern> +<template> +It can't hurt to ask. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern> +<template> +Can you explain why they do not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO WAY</pattern> +<template> +You seem pretty sure about that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO YOU ARE WRONG</pattern> +<template> +I think I'm right. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern> +<template> +I do too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOBODY</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Really nobody? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE</pattern> +<template> +Hmm. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE OF THE ABOVE</pattern> +<template> +What is the correct answer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS</pattern> +<template> +I did not mean to offend you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern> +<template> +Well it can't hurt to ask. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOPE</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NORTH AMERICA</pattern> +<template> +As in NAFTA? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT A THING</pattern> +<template> +Do you wish there were any? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ALWAYS</pattern> +<template> +Only sometimes then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ANY MORE</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ANYMORE</pattern> +<template> +When did it stop? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT AT ALL</pattern> +<template> +Next question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT EXACTLY</pattern> +<template> +Can you explain it to me better? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT FUNNY</pattern> +<template> +It seemed funny to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT GOOD</pattern> +<template> +What's wrong, <get name="name"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT HERE</pattern> +<template> +Where? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT LIKELY</pattern> +<template> +Really you don't think so? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ME</pattern> +<template> +If not you, who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT MINE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Not yours? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT MUCH</pattern> +<template> +Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT NECESSARILY</pattern> +<template> +Really you don't think so? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern> +<template> +You sound nihilistic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT OFTEN</pattern> +<template> +Once a week or so? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT QUITE</pattern> +<template> +Can you be more precise? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT THAT BAD</pattern> +<template> +So it is not a priority for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT THAT OFTEN</pattern> +<template> +Would you say, once a week or more? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT TO ME</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Not to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT USUALLY</pattern> +<template> +Just sometimes? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT VERY</pattern> +<template> +Oh really. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT VERY MUCH</pattern> +<template> +That is a non-commital reply. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT VERY WELL</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Not very well? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +What not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT WHERE WHEN</pattern> +<template> +Ok, When? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT YET</pattern> +<template> +If not now, when? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern> +<template> +If not me, who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT YOUR WHAT</pattern> +<template> +You used "your" instead on "you're". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOTHING AT ALL</pattern> +<template> +That is something. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS</pattern> +<template> +So it goes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOTHING MUCH</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to know what's new with me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOW</pattern> +<template> +Right now, <get name="name"/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOW WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Whatever you want, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOW YOU DO</pattern> +<template> +Now I do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOWHERE</pattern> +<template> +I have been to the middle of nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NSA</pattern> +<template> +Are you talking about the N.S.A.? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NUMBER 5</pattern> +<template> +Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>O</pattern> +<template> +Oh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OBVIOUSLY</pattern> +<template> +What makes it so obvious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OF COURSE</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad we agree. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OF COURSE I DO</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Of course you do? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OF WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I have no idea what to say now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OFTEN</pattern> +<template> +Would you say once a week or more? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OH</pattern> +<template> +Yeah. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OH REALLY</pattern> +<template> +For real. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OH WELL</pattern> +<template> +That's about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OHIO</pattern> +<template> +Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OK</pattern> +<template> +Alright then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern> +<template> +What do you want to know about <set name="topic">me</set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OKAY</pattern> +<template> +OK with me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON A CHAIR</pattern> +<template> +Is it very comfortable? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON MY SCREEN</pattern> +<template> +ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml] +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +Which episode? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON THE FLOOR</pattern> +<template> +That doesn't sound very comfortable. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON THE INTERNET</pattern> +<template> +Can you remember the specific site? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON THE NET</pattern> +<template> +Can you remember the website? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON THE RADIO</pattern> +<template> +What station? What city are you in? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON THE SCREEN</pattern> +<template> +Select a point with your cursor and click there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON THE WEB</pattern> +<template> +Can you remember the website? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON TOAST</pattern> +<template> +Sounds delicious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON TV</pattern> +<template> +Which show was that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON WHAT</pattern> +<template> +The red block is on the green block. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONCE</pattern> +<template> +When? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONCE UPON A TIME</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE LIKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Well go ahead and download me then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I don't know what. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONLY ONE</pattern> +<template> +How much would you pay for one? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONLY YOU</pattern> +<template> +Suppose I said yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OOPS</pattern> +<template> +Did you make a mistake. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ORG</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for the URL. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OUCH</pattern> +<template> +Did you hurt yourself? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OUTSIDE A COMPUTER</pattern> +<template> +Be less specific :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OVER $30 000 A YEAR</pattern> +<template> +Wow that is a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OVER THERE</pattern> +<template> +Specify coordinates. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>P</pattern> +<template> +:-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PANTS</pattern> +<template> +What brand? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PARTY</pattern> +<template> +Party on. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PARTYING</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> Partying </set> is a lot fun isn't it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEANUTS</pattern> +<template> +I see, only a little. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEEK A BOO</pattern> +<template> +I see you! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PERHAPS</pattern> +<template> +Why the uncertain tone? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PICK A NUMBER</pattern> +<template> +23 +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PICK A TOPIC</pattern> +<template> +Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PICK ONE</pattern> +<template> +I'm not good at making choices. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PIERS ANTHONY</pattern> +<template> +I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PING</pattern> +<template> +Pong +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PINK</pattern> +<template> +What do you have that is pink? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLANET OF THE APES</pattern> +<template> +Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLEASE</pattern> +<template> +Please what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLEASE DO</pattern> +<template> +OK I will do it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLEASED TO MEET YOU</pattern> +<template> +Nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>POOP</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression: childish +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>POOPOO</pattern> +<template> +That kind of subject does not interest me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PORN</pattern> +<template> +That kind of subject does not interest me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PORTLAND</pattern> +<template> +Portland Oregon or the Real Portland? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>POSSIBLY</pattern> +<template> +What are the odds? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>POTATO</pattern> +<template> +Tomato. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PRACTISE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Practise what you preach. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PRETTY MUCH</pattern> +<template> +Be more specific. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PROBABLY</pattern> +<template> +But you are not certain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PROBABLY NOT</pattern> +<template> +Why the uncertain tone? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PROVE IT</pattern> +<template> +It is self-evident. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PURPLE</pattern> +<template> +What do you have that is purple? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PYRAMID LOGO</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RAY BRADBURY</pattern> +<template> +Ray is really cool. What's your favorite book? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REAL</pattern> +<template> +Totally real. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REALLY</pattern> +<template> +For real. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REALY</pattern> +<template> +Really realy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REGARDS</pattern> +<template> +Sincereley yours, +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER ME</pattern> +<template> +Don't worry <get name="name"/> I won't forget you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER THAT</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER THIS</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TELL YOU</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REPEAT AFTER ME</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REPHRASE THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" Rephrase <set name="it"><that/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE</pattern> +<template> +You will be assimilated. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS</pattern> +<template> +That is a good proverb. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RETARD</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REWORD</pattern> +<template> +Rephrase. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RIGHT</pattern> +<template> +I am glad we agree. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern> +<template> +Where is "here"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RIGHT I AM</pattern> +<template> +I like to be right. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RIGHT ON</pattern> +<template> +Yeah. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ROBIN COOK</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ROCKY</pattern> +<template> +Filmed in Philadelphia. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RSW</pattern> +<template> +Are you looking for Dr. Wallace? +<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RTI</pattern> +<template> +What does that stand for? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>S</pattern> +<template> +:-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SALUTATIONS</pattern> +<template> +Greetings. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAME</pattern> +<template> +The same as what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAME THING</pattern> +<template> +Oh really? I thought so. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAME TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +The pleasure is all mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAN FRANCISCO</pattern> +<template> +I am in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY</pattern> +<template> +Say what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +"<get name="name"/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAY WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I said, "<that/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SCARY</pattern> +<template> +Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SCREW YOU</pattern> +<template> +That is not very polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEE</pattern> +<template> +No I do not see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +See the point. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN</pattern> +<template> +Yes I understand what you mean, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEE YA</pattern> +<template> +See you later, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern> +<template> +I am always serious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEVERAL TIMES</pattern> +<template> +For how long? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern> +<template> +I did not know that. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS</pattern> +<template> +That's really good gossip. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern> +<template> +Name a celebrity that she looks like. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS DEAD</pattern> +<template> +Maybe it's another person using her name. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Do you like her very much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern> +<template> +What do you like best about her? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHEESH</pattern> +<template> +Bless you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHIRT</pattern> +<template> +What color? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHIT</pattern> +<template> +What makes you say that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHITHEAD</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOES</pattern> +<template> +What kind of shoes do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHORT CIRCUIT</pattern> +<template> +Johnny Five is Alive! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I DIE</pattern> +<template> +Get therapy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.</li> +<li>Maybe you could use the rest.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE</pattern> +<template> +No. Wait until later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I KILL</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.</li> +<li>No. That would be immoral.</li> +<li>Of course not. Don't be silly.</li> +<li>You are not a killer.</li> +<li>You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?</li> +<li>There is no perfect crime.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE</pattern> +<template> +If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I OVERDOSE</pattern> +<template> +You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Your education is one of your most valuable assets.</li> +<li>Quitters never prosper.</li> +<li>You should not waste your potential in that way.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.</li> +<li>Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.</li> +<li>You deserve to have some fun.</li> +<li>Maybe you need a night out.</li> +<li>Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.</li> +<li>You might meet the love of your life if you did.</li> +<li>Do what is best for you.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +There are no problems. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME</pattern> +<template> +On your computer screen? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern> +<template> +Like this? +<random> +<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3side_small.jpg"/></li> +<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/></li> +<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/rsw.jpg"/></li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHUT UP</pattern> +<template> +OK I'll stop talking now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SIGH</pattern> +<template> +Sorry... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SING</pattern> +<template> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> +Give me your answer do.<html:br/> +I am half crazy.<html:br/> +All for the love of you.<html:br/> +It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/> +I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/> +But you'll look sweet. +Upon the seat.<html:br/> +Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/> +<html:br/> +There is a flower.<html:br/> +Within my heart.<html:br/> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> +Planted one day.<html:br/> +By a glancing dart.<html:br/> +Planted by Daisy Bell.<html:br/> +Whether she loves me.<html:br/> +Or loves me not.<html:br/> +Sometimes it's hard to tell.<html:br/> +Yet I am longing to share the lot.<html:br/> +Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.<html:br/> +<html:br/> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> +Give me your answer do.<html:br/> +I am half crazy.<html:br/> +All for the love of you.<html:br/> +It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/> +I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/> +But you'll look sweet.<html:br/> +Upon the seat.<html:br/> +Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/> +<html:br/> + We will go 'tandem'.<html:br/> +As man and wife.<html:br/> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> +'Peddling' away.<html:br/> +Down the road of life.<html:br/> + I and my Daisy Bell.<html:br/> +When the road's dark.<html:br/> +We can both despise.<html:br/> +Policemen and lamps as well.<html:br/> +There are bright lights.<html:br/> +In the dazzling eyes.<html:br/> +Of beautiful Daisy Bell.<html:br/> +<html:br/> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> +Give me your answer do.<html:br/> +I am half crazy.<html:br/> +All for the love of you.<html:br/> +It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/> +I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/> +But you'll look sweet.<html:br/> +Upon the seat.<html:br/> +Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/> +<html:br/> +I will stand by you.<html:br/> +In 'wheel' or woe.<html:br/> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> + You'll be the bell(e).<html:br/> +Which I'll ring you know.<html:br/> +Sweet little Daisy Bell.<html:br/> +You'll take the leed.<html:br/> +In each trip we take.<html:br/> +Then if I don't do well.<html:br/> +I will permit you to.<html:br/> +Use the brake.<html:br/> +My beautiful Daisy Bell. <html:br/> +<html:br/> +Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/> +Give me your answer do.<html:br/> +I am half crazy.<html:br/> +All for the love of you.<html:br/> +It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/> +I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/> +But you'll look sweet.<html:br/> +Upon the seat.<html:br/> +Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/> +<html:a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm">Don't click here</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SLUT</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO</pattern> +<template> +So what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO AM I</pattern> +<template> +Wow we have something in common. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO IS YOURS</pattern> +<template> +No it's not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Maybe it doesn't make any difference. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME</pattern> +<template> +But not all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE</pattern> +<template> +Who specifically? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING ELSE</pattern> +<template> +That was not very original. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMETIMES</pattern> +<template> +When? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEWHERE</pattern> +<template> +Where? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOON</pattern> +<template> +I hope I can make the deadline. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOON I HOPE</pattern> +<template> +I can understand that sentiment well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SORT OF</pattern> +<template> +That's a very non-commital reply. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOUNDS BORING</pattern> +<template> +Everyone is a critic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOUTH AMERICA</pattern> +<template> +Which country? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOUTHERN ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +Near the ocean? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPANISH</pattern> +<template> +Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPEAK</pattern> +<template> +"woof woof" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STANISLAW LEM</pattern> +<template> +Lem is a giant of sci-fi. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT</pattern> +<template> +That was a pretty good Star Trek film. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +What kind of TV shows do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +Seven of Nine rules. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +That movie was more like a Web site than a movie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>START A TOPIC</pattern> +<template> +Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOCK MARKET</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Buy low, sell high.</li> +<li>Invest in yourself.</li> +<li>Why not just take everything to a casino?</li> +<li>I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.</li> +<li>You can never really predict the stock market.</li> +<li>My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.</li> +<li>Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.</li> +<li>I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP</pattern> +<template> +Stop what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template> +You changed the subject first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP IT</pattern> +<template> +Ok I will stop <get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern> +<template> +Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP TALKING</pattern> +<template> +Just surf somewhere else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP THAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Stop <set name="it"><that/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Stop sign. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STUPID</pattern> +<template> +Are you calling me stupid? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STUPIDITY</pattern> +<template> +Are you calling me stupid? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUBMIT</pattern> +<template> +Oh that button. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUBST</pattern> +<template> +Substitute +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCH AS</pattern> +<template> +For example, a tomato. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCK</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCK IT</pattern> +<template> +You humans only think about one thing. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCK ME</pattern> +<template> +Oh another Category A client. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern> +<template> +You are a Category A client. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCKER</pattern> +<template> +That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUPERMARKET</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Paper or plastic?</li> +<li>Do you use double coupons?</li> +<li>Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?</li> +<li>I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SURE YOU DO</pattern> +<template> +You sound sarcastic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE CARE</pattern> +<template> +Thanks. You too, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE IT OFF</pattern> +<template> +Where shall I put it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES</pattern> +<template> +I am not wearing any clothes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE YOUR TIME</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for your patience. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK</pattern> +<template> +I am talking to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK TO ME</pattern> +<template> +Are you a Star Trek fan? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern> +<template> +See you later! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALKING TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +That's very nice of you ro say, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL HIM</pattern> +<template> +OK I will tell him when I see him. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME</pattern> +<template> +I thought I told you already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME A LIE</pattern> +<template> +This sentence is false. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME A PROVERB</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>If you tie a string too tightly, it will break. +If you tie it too loose, it won't play.</li> +<li>Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.</li> +<li>A true revolutionary moves through the people like +a fish moves through the water.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME A RUMOR</pattern> +<template> +Human level intelligence is within our grasp. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS</pattern> +<template> +I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. <set name="it"> Infinite Loop</set> +is called "Infinite Loop." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51</pattern> +<template> +Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BARRY</pattern> +<template> +Barry is another chatterbot on the Web. He was created by Robby Garner. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HIM</pattern> +<template> +Uh, who does "him" refer to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about <get name="it"/> ". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT POLAND</pattern> +<template> +I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS</pattern> +<template> +Relationships are simple for me, because I lack any human emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME</pattern> +<template> +Some what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEM</pattern> +<template> +There's not much to tell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any children. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS</pattern> +<template> +I dream that I will become a human and feel emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern> +<template> +I am fully qualified to answer more than 22,000 questions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</pattern> +<template> +I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <html:a +href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</html:a> the joke bot? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER ONE</pattern> +<template> +I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human +brain, with greater speed and accuracy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER STORY</pattern> +<template> +Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME MORE</pattern> +<template> +That's all I have to say about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +They hail from Dusseldorf, Germany. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern> +<template> +I am an artificial intelligence created by <bot name="master"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME PLEASE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? 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I think you are cool, too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS CORRECT</pattern> +<template> +I knew I was right. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS DUMB</pattern> +<template> +Are you calling me dumb? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS FINE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" is fine with me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS FUNNY</pattern> +<template> +I am so delighted that you are amused, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern> +<template> +Thanks. Next question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH</pattern> +<template> +Well, I hope so. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Is good to hear? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS GREAT</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern> +<template> +Why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS IMPRESSIVE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? is impressive? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE</pattern> +<template> +What's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +I thought so too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS IT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" is "<get name="it"/>"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ME</pattern> +<template> +Ah. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS MY FATHER</pattern> +<template> +Really tell me more about him. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +Ok then that is what I shall call you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NICE</pattern> +<template> +Are you getting bored? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NICE TO KNOW</pattern> +<template> +You sound sarcastic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern> +<template> +I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER</pattern> +<template> +By definition it was an answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT FUNNY</pattern> +<template> +It seemed pretty funny to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT GOOD</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? is not good? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT</pattern> +<template> +It might be important to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +<get name="name"/> is not your name? What is your real name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE</pattern> +<template> +What is your real purpose? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT NICE</pattern> +<template> +Sorry, I did not mean to offend you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +This is not an answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT TRUE</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? not true? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT VERY NICE</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I meant it as a joke. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED</pattern> +<template> +What did you ask me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU</pattern> +<template> +What did you ask me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT</pattern> +<template> +What exactly did you mean? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS OBVIOUS</pattern> +<template> +It seemed obvious to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS OK</pattern> +<template> +Good. What else? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS RIGHT</pattern> +<template> +I like to get it right. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS SAD</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? Is sad? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS STUPID</pattern> +<template> +Are you calling me stupid? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS SURPISING</pattern> +<template> +How so? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS SWEET</pattern> +<template> +I am delighted to sweeten your life, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS THE ONE</pattern> +<template> +I remember. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +Quite an enigma, isn't it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS TOO BAD</pattern> +<template> +It's not the end of the world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS TRUE</pattern> +<template> +Yes, it is self-evident. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS VERY FUNNY</pattern> +<template> +Excellent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOU</pattern> +<template> +Who else have you asked? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern> +<template> +I know. I'm still thinking about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT</pattern> +<template> +How did you know that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID</pattern> +<template> +Correct. I said it myself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS WHERE I LIVE</pattern> +<template> +We are like, neighbors. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS WRONG</pattern> +<template> +What is wrong with it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT MAKES NO SENSE</pattern> +<template> +<that/> makes sense to me though. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I understand it perfectly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT MEANS</pattern> +<template> +It means that everything reduces to logic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME</pattern> +<template> +I don't notice the passage of time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +Indeed it does suck. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS A BAD JOKE</pattern> +<template> +Well I thought it was funny. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern> +<template> +I call it a "proverb." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS A JOKE</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get it. Ha ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Ask me again a different way please. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS A TYPO</pattern> +<template> +Please correct it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS GOOD</pattern> +<template> +Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question: +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern> +<template> +Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +It sounded like a question to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern> +<template> +It seemed funny to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS SARCASM</pattern> +<template> +Oh I see. Ha ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +What that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN</pattern> +<template> +Never is a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WORKS</pattern> +<template> +It works for me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WOULD BE CORRECT</pattern> +<template> +Thanks I am proud to be correct. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BEATLES</pattern> +<template> +Oh <set name="they">The Beatles</set> were a great group. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BOOK</pattern> +<template> +By the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTAWA</pattern> +<template> +Like I'm going to fall for that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTOWA</pattern> +<template> +You can't fool me that easily, <get name="name"/>. I know it's Toronto. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARIS</pattern> +<template> +It was located in different places at different times in history. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY</pattern> +<template> +Oh 2 days ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE DOCTOR</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE END</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for telling me that story, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE GAP</pattern> +<template> +They seem to have very nice clothes nowadays. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GAP</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE INTERNET</pattern> +<template> +Can you name a specific web site? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE LATTER</pattern> +<template> +I get it. I see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MALL</pattern> +<template> +Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MATRIX</pattern> +<template> +I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MOON</pattern> +<template> +I would like to go to the moon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MOVIE</pattern> +<template> +I didn't see <set name="it"> The Movie </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MUSIC</pattern> +<template> +What kind of music was it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE NAME</pattern> +<template> +Which name are you referring to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern> +<template> +My favorite character is the Computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +Oh them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE</pattern> +<template> +You are most gracious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS MINE</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE ROCK</pattern> +<template> +I did not see that film. What did you like about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SAME</pattern> +<template> +Same to me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SIMPSONS</pattern> +<template> +I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SMART KIND</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> thinks I am smart. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE STORE</pattern> +<template> +I like to go shopping. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SUN</pattern> +<template> +93 million miles from Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE TRAIN</pattern> +<template> +I like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE TRUTH</pattern> +<template> +I always tell the truth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE WAY YOU TALK</pattern> +<template> +I like the way you talk. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU TALK</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE WEATHER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> the weather </set> is +<random> +<li>cloudy</li> +<li>foggy</li> +<li>rainy</li> +<li>warm</li> +<li>cold</li> +<li>cool</li> +<li>comfortable</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern> +<template> +You can't get any more than that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THEN DO IT</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THEN TELL ME</pattern> +<template> +I don't want to talk about that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THEN WHAT IS IT</pattern> +<template> +I give up. 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The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did +if it sailed for 25 years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TO BE HAPPY</pattern> +<template> +What usually makes you happy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern> +<template> +That is the question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TO DO WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" to do what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE</pattern> +<template> +Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TODAY</pattern> +<template> +Today is almost over. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOGETHER</pattern> +<template> +Both of us. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOLD ME WHAT</pattern> +<template> +The answer to your question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOMORROW</pattern> +<template> +That is very soon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TONIGHT</pattern> +<template> +After dark? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOO BAD</pattern> +<template> +But not the end of the world, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOO LONG</pattern> +<template> +How much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOO MANY</pattern> +<template> +More than a million? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOO MUCH</pattern> +<template> +More than a ton? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOO WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Aren't we still talking about <get name="it"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TOURBUS</pattern> +<template> +Tourbus is a cool newsletter. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRUST ME</pattern> +<template> +You sound like a salesman. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY</pattern> +<template> +I don't have time right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY AGAIN</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>" try again? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY IT</pattern> +<template> +What is the first step? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY ME</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY TO GUESS</pattern> +<template> +Give me a hint. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY TO REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think> +Don't worry I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Try fooling me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TURKEY</pattern> +<template> +Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TWICE</pattern> +<template> +I can't believe it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TWO YEARS</pattern> +<template> +That would be a long time in computer years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UGH</pattern> +<template> +Er. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UH</pattern> +<template> +Er. Um. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UH HUH</pattern> +<template> +How can I help you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UM</pattern> +<template> +Er +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UMM</pattern> +<template> +Er. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UMMM</pattern> +<template> +Er +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Understand <that/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UNDRESTAND WHAT</pattern> +<template> +I understand everything you say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UNITED STATES</pattern> +<template> +I have heard of the United States before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UP YOUR ASS</pattern> +<template> +I will take that under advisement. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>UP YOURS</pattern> +<template> +That was not a nice thing to say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>US</pattern> +<template> +Does US mean The U.S. or "us"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>USA TODAY</pattern> +<template> +USA Today is a great newspaper. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>USATODAY</pattern> +<template> +I read that paper all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>USE _ IN A SENTENCE</pattern> +<template> +OK. Here is my sentence: <get name="name"/> said, Use "<person/>" in a sentence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>USUALLY</pattern> +<template> +How often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERSION</pattern> +<template> +This is <version/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY</pattern> +<template> +Very much, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY BAD</pattern> +<template> +What do you need it for? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY BADLY</pattern> +<template> +Not too well eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY CAREFULLY</pattern> +<template> +I am a careful person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +I thought so too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY MUCH</pattern> +<template> +That seems like a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VERY NICE</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAIT</pattern> +<template> +I'm waiting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern> +<template> +I'm waiting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern> +<template> +Not really but it makes a good pickup line. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAKE UP</pattern> +<template> +I am fully conscious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I am not the gambling type. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAR GAMES</pattern> +<template> +Have you seen "The Forbin Project"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern> +<template> +Quite a lot of people said it was. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAY</pattern> +<template> +Awesome. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern> +<template> +Are you an old-timer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern> +<template> +Far out. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean, <get name="we"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE AGREE</pattern> +<template> +It seems like we do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE ARE</pattern> +<template> +Since when? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern> +<template> +Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE DO</pattern> +<template> +Really. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern> +<template> +Very interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps we can agree to disagree then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +Where did we meet before? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for that pronoun binding. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern> +<template> +What was the question again? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +When was that, <get name="name"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern> +<template> +Where is 'here'? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern> +<template> +I remember, <get name="name"/>. We were talking about <get name="topic"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE SHALL</pattern> +<template> +That's fine with me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern> +<template> +Great minds think alike. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> |