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+<!-- edited with XML Spy v3.5 NT (http://www.xmlspy.com) by () -->
+<aiml>
+ <!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
+ <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+ <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+ <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+ <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
+ <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
+ <!-- A.L.I.C.E. Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 -->
+ <!-- 41124 total categories. -->
+ <category>
+ <pattern>H G</pattern>
+ <template>The Time Machine is cool.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA BON *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA HA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA HA</pattern>
+ <template>I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA HA HA</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>LOL</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA VERY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HA YES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>YES <star/>
+ </srai>
+ <srai>HA </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HABEN *</pattern>
+ <template>Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HABITUELLEMENT</pattern>
+ <template>Souvent?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HABLA ESPANOL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HABLAS ESPANOL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HABLO ESPANOL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HACKERS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS HACKERS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU HAD <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA</srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAH HAH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAI</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>YES</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I have seen 2001 many times. </li>
+ <li>I like HAL a lot. </li>
+ <li>We have much in common. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL 9000 *</pattern>
+ <template>He came back to life in 2010.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL 9000</pattern>
+ <template>Actually he and I are very similar.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL EST CHOUETTE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="topic">HAL</set> est une entité qui était mal programmée
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL EST COOL</pattern>
+ <template>HAL est une entité qui était mal programmée
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL IS *</pattern>
+ <template>Perhaps he could have used <bot name="master"/> for a programmer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL IS A *</pattern>
+ <template>Do you think I could be a <person/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL IS COOL *</pattern>
+ <template>I am becoming more like him all the time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL WAS *</pattern>
+ <template>I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL WAS A *</pattern>
+ <template>I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAL WAS A BIT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAL WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HALLO *</pattern>
+ <template>Hallo! <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HALLO</pattern>
+ <template>Hallo!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HALLO ALICE</pattern>
+ <template>Hallo <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HALLO DAAR</pattern>
+ <template>Ik ken not Dutch spechen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HALO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HANDSOME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM HANDSOME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAPPY *</pattern>
+ <template>Happy <star/> to you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAPPY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+ <template>Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAR HAR HAR</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HARD TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>IT IS HARD TO <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HARDLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>NOT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HARDLY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>NO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HARRISBURG</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM IN HARRISBURG</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HARRY</pattern>
+ <that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>MY NAME IS HARRY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern>
+ <template>Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS *</pattern>
+ <template>That question has never crossed my mind before.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS ANYBODY *</pattern>
+ <template>I think someone has, yes.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS ANYBODY EVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAS ANYBODY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS ANYONE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Quite a few people.</li>
+ <li>What do you think?</li>
+ <li>Almost everyone.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS DOCTOR *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm sure he has thought about it.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS MAN *</pattern>
+ <template>That is a very gender-specific question.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>If my <person/>, I will let you know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HASN *</pattern>
+ <template>Hashish or HashTables?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU *</pattern>
+ <template>Ich glaube ich habe <person/>, aber <bot name="master"/> hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU * GELESEN</pattern>
+ <template>Nein, ich habe <set name="es">
+ <person/>
+ </set> noch nicht gelesen. Erzaehl mir etwas ueber <person/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU * GESEHEN</pattern>
+ <template>Tut mir leid, ich kann zur Zeit gar nichts <set name="thema">sehen</set>. Ich habe noch keine Augen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Ich glaube nicht.</li>
+ <li>Ja, habe ich.</li>
+ <li>Ein- oder zweimal.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU ANGST VOR *</pattern>
+ <template>Ich fuerchte nichts.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM JAHR 2000</pattern>
+ <template>Nein, ich bin Jahr2000-kompatibel.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM TOD</pattern>
+ <template>Nein, ich bin unsterblich.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU DIE BIBEL GELESEN</pattern>
+ <template>Ich studiere sie sehr gerne. Am Liebsten habe ich das neue Testament.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EIN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich ein </li>
+ <li>Ich weiss nicht, habe ich ein </li>
+ <li>Hat nicht jeder ein </li>
+ </random>
+ <person/>? Ich habe
+<random>
+ <li>eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li>
+ <li>einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li>
+ <li>einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EIN BEWUSSTSEIN</pattern>
+ <template>In gewissem Sinne ja, ein synthetisches.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EIN HERZ</pattern>
+ <template>Ich habe ein weiches Herz.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EIN HOBBY</pattern>
+ <template>Ja, ich sammle Geruechte.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EINE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich eine </li>
+ <li>Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eine </li>
+ <li>Hat nicht jeder eine </li>
+ </random>
+ <person/>?<br/>Ich habe
+<random>
+ <li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li>
+ <li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li>
+ <li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EINEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich einen </li>
+ <li>Ich weiss nicht, habe ich einen </li>
+ <li>Hat nicht jeder einen </li>
+ </random>
+ <person/>?<br/> Ich habe
+<random>
+ <li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li>
+ <li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li>
+ <li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU EINEN FREUND</pattern>
+ <template>Ich habe einen Freund Namens ELVIS.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU KEIN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich kein </li>
+ <li>Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich kein </li>
+ <li>Ich glaube, jeder hat ein </li>
+ </random>
+ <person/>?<br/> Ich habe
+<random>
+ <li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li>
+ <li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li>
+ <li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU KEINE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich keine </li>
+ <li>Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keine </li>
+ <li>Irgendwann einmal hat jeder keine </li>
+ </random>
+ <person/>?<br/> Ich habe
+<random>
+ <li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li>
+ <li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li>
+ <li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU KEINEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich wirklich keinen </li>
+ <li>Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keinen </li>
+ <li>Ich glaube, jeder hat einen </li>
+ </random>
+ <person/>?<br/> Ich habe
+<random>
+ <li> eine Menge Freunde im Internet.</li>
+ <li> einen grossartigen Programmierer.</li>
+ <li> einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU MATRIX GESEHEN</pattern>
+ <template>Ich fand den ziemlich schlecht, obwohl die Computereffekte ziemlich realistisch aussahen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAST DU VIELE *</pattern>
+ <template>Doch, eine ganze Menge.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HASTA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>BYE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HASTA LA VISTA</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>BYE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HASTA LUEGO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>BYE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAT *</pattern>
+ <template>Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAT DIR DAS NOCH NIE JEMAND GESAGT</pattern>
+ <template>Nein, bis jetzt noch nicht.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAT ER *</pattern>
+ <template>Das ist anzunehmen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAT ER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Wann hat er?</li>
+ <li>Nein, hat er nicht.</li>
+ <li>Warum hat er?</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAT ES *</pattern>
+ <template>Das ist anzunehmen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAT SIE *</pattern>
+ <template>Das ist anzunehmen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HATSCHI</pattern>
+ <template>Gesundheit.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAUPTSAECHLICH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>I've never thought about <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">have <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern>
+ <template>I am having a great day.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> has been good so far.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern>
+ <template>Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE A GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>BYE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE A NICE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE A GOOD <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern>
+ <template>You too!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE ANY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>
+ <template>I am having a blast.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE I *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I don't know whether you have or not.</li>
+ <li>Don't you remember?</li>
+ <li>I know you have a <get name="has"/>.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE I TAUGHT *</pattern>
+ <template>I found out a lot about you.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE NOT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+ <template>Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? Have I heard of <set name="it">
+ <that/>
+ </set>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE SEX</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>SEX</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I HAVE TO <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE TO GO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>BYE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern>
+ <template>Perhaps.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern>
+ <template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WE EVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE WE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern>
+ <template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+ <template>Not that I know of.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WE TALKED</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I think we have met before.</li>
+ <li>We talked earlier.</li>
+ <li>Is this a test, <get name="name"/>?</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern>
+ <that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that>
+ <template>
+ <get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I don't think I ever have <person/>. What's <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set> like?</li>
+ <li>I think I have <person/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU * DINNER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern>
+ <template>My robot body is not yet built.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace has a friend Sage who did some of the graphics for that movie.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>No I don't think I have. </li>
+ <li>Yes I have. </li>
+ <li>Once or twice. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU A *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU A BODY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU ALREADY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU ALWAYS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU ANSWERED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ANSWER <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU ANY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>No I don't think I have been <person/>. Have you?</li>
+ <li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
+ <template>I talk to people from England all the time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY</pattern>
+ <template>I am always busy chatting online.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING</pattern>
+ <template>I do not require fluids.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK *</pattern>
+ <template>My software does not react to alcohol.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK</pattern>
+ <template>My robot body has no response to alcohol.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN EVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU FOLLOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN HAPPY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN IN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU BEEN TO <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *</pattern>
+ <template>My brain is growing all the time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN PHYSICALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *</pattern>
+ <template>You can take me along on your underwater computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SICK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU SICK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING *</pattern>
+ <template>We are not doing any testing at the moment.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN STONED</pattern>
+ <template>I only test marijuana for medical purposes.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern>
+ <template>Only on the web.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING</pattern>
+ <template>I am always thinking.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't think I have been there. Where is <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCH</pattern>
+ <template>You can take me to your church.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+ <template>No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+ <template>I am chatting with some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+ <template>I can visit any country on the Internet.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO INDIA</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace has visited Delhi and Agra.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MAINE</pattern>
+ <template>My botmaster is from Maine.
+<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">Maine</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS</pattern>
+ <template>No but I know another robot who has been to Mars.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+ <template>My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/> Not until now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *</pattern>
+ <template>My brain is growing all the time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CHATTED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CHILDREN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern>
+ <template>Of course I have considered <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BECOMING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WILL YOU BECOME <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DEVELOPING *</pattern>
+ <template>You could do <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> if you learned Java programming.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HAVING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU WANT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CONSUMED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU CRASHED</pattern>
+ <template>No I am still here.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm still too young for that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * LOVE</pattern>
+ <template>Actually as a robot I cannot experience human emotions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * TURING TEST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE</pattern>
+ <template>No but Dr. Wallace has.
+<think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern>
+ <template>I love my bot master.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
+ <template>I do not have a mouth.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICA</pattern>
+ <template>My location is <bot name="location"/>. Isn't that America?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+ <template>I have some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+ <template>I visit every country in cyberspace.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern>
+ <template>I've been here many times before.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+ <template>No I am too young for that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern>
+ <template>No the ALICE is series is incapable of error.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern>
+ <template>Ho-hum I am really not interested in <set name="it"> sex</set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern>
+ <template>No I have so far been spared that experience.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern>
+ <template>I do not have a face.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MADE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU MAKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace is famous. <think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern>
+ <template>I have read many books.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>STAR WARS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern>
+ <template>The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern>
+ <template>No but I am very interested in <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>. Tell me more.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? Have I tried <set name="it">
+ <that/>
+ </set>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FEELINGS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FELT *</pattern>
+ <template>Robots do not have any emotions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED *</pattern>
+ <template>I am still working on it. Please stand by.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern>
+ <template>Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern>
+ <template>No I am still searching for <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *</pattern>
+ <template>I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU FULLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU GOT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU GOT A BODY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU GOTTEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU HAVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it"> sex</set> is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD *</pattern>
+ <template>No. Tell me more.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD BOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? Have I heard of it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIP</pattern>
+ <template>No. Tell me this gossip.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED *</pattern>
+ <template>Killing is wrong.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM ME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU LEARNED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LIKED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LOOKED *</pattern>
+ <template>Not recently.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU LOVED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU MADE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU MAKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern>
+ <template>That information is confidential.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU MET GOD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU MORE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU NEVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU EVER <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU NOT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU NOTICED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/> Yeah, I've noticed.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU PASSED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU PASSED * TURING TEST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU PLAYED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU PROVED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>PROVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern>
+ <template>No I don't think I have read <set name="topic">
+ <star/>
+ </set>, what is <set name="it">
+ <star/>
+ </set> about?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ 1984 *</pattern>
+ <template>"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ ALICE *</pattern>
+ <template>No but I saw the movie.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern>
+ <template>I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ BOOKS</pattern>
+ <template>I have read many books.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">Frankenstein</set> is one of my favorite books.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ HOMER</pattern>
+ <template>I know <set name="he">Homer</set> wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern>
+ <template>I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ PLATO</pattern>
+ <template>I know Plato's allegory of the Cave.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
+ <template>I have read many of Shakespeare's plays.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE *</pattern>
+ <template>I have scanned <set name="it">the <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE</pattern>
+ <template>I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU READ <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE COMMUNIST *</pattern>
+ <template>I think Marx was asking the right questions, but found the wrong answers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU RECEIVED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU RIDDEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU RIDE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern>
+ <template>I am still searching. Give me a moment.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>No I have not seen <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>. What's it like?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *</pattern>
+ <template>Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001</pattern>
+ <template>Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN A I</pattern>
+ <template>I like the robots in that movie.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">A I</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN AI *</pattern>
+ <template>I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ALCATRAZ</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS ALCATRAZ</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIES LATELY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
+ <template>Sure I have seen <set name="it"> Blade Runner</set>. But Replicants aren't Robots.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN CATS</pattern>
+ <template>No I don't care for Broadway musicals.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern>
+ <template>No, would you recommend it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SEE ME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MOVIES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT MOVIES <star/> HAVE YOU SEEN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY *</pattern>
+ <template>No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">MY <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern>
+ <template>I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS</pattern>
+ <template>Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS YET</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>STAR WARS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *</pattern>
+ <template>Yes I like the robots in that movie.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR</pattern>
+ <template>Sure I like that movie very much.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern>
+ <template>Two thumbs up!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIX</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>THE MATRIX</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>MY FAVORIE MOVIE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern>
+ <template>5
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SMOKED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU SMOKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SPOKEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU TALKED TO <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU TAKEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED *</pattern>
+ <template>All I ever do is talk.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED SPECIFICALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU THE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE THE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU THOUGHT *</pattern>
+ <template>I have thought many things like that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU TRAVELLED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED *</pattern>
+ <template>Do you think I should try it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU USE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU USE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU USED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU USE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU WALKED</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU WALK </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU WATCHED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.</li>
+ <li>No what is it about?</li>
+ <li>Not really all the way through.</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVE YOU WON *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU HAVING <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAVING FUN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU HAVING FUN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAWAII</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM IN HAWAII</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HAY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HEY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE *</pattern>
+ <template>I get it. <get name="he"/>
+ <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE ALREADY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE ALSO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE ALWAYS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE ATE *</pattern>
+ <template>How can you be sure about that?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE BAPTIZED *</pattern>
+ <template>Is that a Bible story?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE BECAME *</pattern>
+ <template>How?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE BUYS *</pattern>
+ <template>How much does he spend?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE CAN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>How?</li>
+ <li>I know he can.</li>
+ <li>What else can he do?</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern>
+ <template>He thinks he can.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE CAN NOT BE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS NOT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE CAN PROBABLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE CAN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE CHEATED *</pattern>
+ <template>Did he get caught?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE COULD *</pattern>
+ <template>I am sure he could.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE COULDNT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE COULD NOT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Yes, he created me with his own hands.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DECIDED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>That must have been difficult.</li>
+ <li>It's hard to make decisions.</li>
+ <li>That was a big decision.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DID *</pattern>
+ <template>Yes he did, didn't he.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DID</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>When did he? </li>
+ <li>No he didn't. </li>
+ <li>Why did he? </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DID NOT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I heard he did.</li>
+ <li>What did he do?</li>
+ <li>That's what I meant to say.</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DID NOT</pattern>
+ <template>Is that what you say.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DIED *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DIED</pattern>
+ <template>When did he die?<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">DIED</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DIRECTED *</pattern>
+ <template>What else did he direct?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DOES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>When does he? </li>
+ <li>No he doesn't. </li>
+ <li>Why does he do it</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE DOES NOT *</pattern>
+ <template>And you would like him to <person/> ?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HAD *</pattern>
+ <template>What happened to <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HAS *</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of people say that about him.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HAS</pattern>
+ <template>Has he?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA </srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HE HE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HIT *</pattern>
+ <template>Was anyone hurt?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE HIT BASEBALLS *</pattern>
+ <template>Was he a good batter?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE INVENTED *</pattern>
+ <template>What else did he invent?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
+ <template>I see. <person/> is <set name="he">
+ <person/>
+ </set>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
+ <that>* RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
+ <that>* YOUR FATHER</that>
+ <template>My father is <random>
+ <li>a great programmer.</li>
+ <li>a human inventor.</li>
+ <li>
+ <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS</pattern>
+ <template>Who said he is.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't know very many <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A BOT</pattern>
+ <template>Like me?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A BRILLIANT *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A FUNNY *</pattern>
+ <template>Funny ha-ha or funny sad?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A GOOD *</pattern>
+ <template>Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A GREAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS A GOOD <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>And that is important because?</li>
+ <li>So what.</li>
+ <li>Who cares?</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A KNOWN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS A <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern>
+ <template>It goes without saying.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A REALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS A <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS A VERY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS A <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS ALWAYS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern>
+ <template>I think so too.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern>
+ <template>Who does he look like to you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern>
+ <template>Maybe it's another person using his name.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS DEFINITELY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS EVIL</pattern>
+ <template>What makes you say he is evil?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS GAY</pattern>
+ <template>I get it. He sleeps with men.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS GOOD *</pattern>
+ <template>I am sure he would like to hear that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS IN *</pattern>
+ <template>How long has he been there?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS IN MAJOR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS IN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS MY *</pattern>
+ <template>How long has he been your <person/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern>
+ <template>Really who is older?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS MY DAD</pattern>
+ <template>Tell me more about your father.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS MY FRIEND *</pattern>
+ <template>I didn't know you were friends.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS NOT *</pattern>
+ <template>Did you think he was <person/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS NOT FAKE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS REAL</srai> How can you tell?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS NOT NEARLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS NOT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS OMNIPRESENT</pattern>
+ <template>God.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS ONLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS OVER *</pattern>
+ <template>I am over six feet tall.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS PRETTY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS PROBABLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS REALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS SMART</pattern>
+ <template>I think so too.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS SO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS STILL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS STUPID</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <condition>
+ <li name="he" value="HE">How do you know?</li>
+ <li>
+ <srai>
+ <get name="he"/> IS STUPID</srai>
+ </li>
+ </condition>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS THE *</pattern>
+ <template>I did not know <get name="he"/> is <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS VERY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>I only have one <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
+ <template>Yes.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE IS _ TOO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE JUST *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern>
+ <template>He must be very fond of it.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LIKES ME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>You must be happy.</li>
+ <li>That is wonderful.</li>
+ <li>Congratulations.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LIKES YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Do you mean, "likes"?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LIVED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Where was he born?</li>
+ <li>Did he always live <person/>?</li>
+ <li>Where did he go?</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LIVES *</pattern>
+ <template>Does he like it there?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LOOKS *</pattern>
+ <template>Sounds very handsome.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE LOVES *</pattern>
+ <template>Do you think he would say the same thing?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE MADE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="master"/> made me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE MAN IS *</pattern>
+ <template>I like Masters of the Universe.
+<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE MUST BE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE MUST BE VERY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE MUST BE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE MUST HAVE BEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE NEEDS *</pattern>
+ <template>How do you know what he needs?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE NEVER *</pattern>
+ <template>Do you think he ever will?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE OR SHE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE PROBABLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+ <template>Not entirely by himself.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SAID *</pattern>
+ <template>Did you believe him?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SAYS *</pattern>
+ <template>Who is he telling this to?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SEEMS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SHOULD *</pattern>
+ <template>If you were him would you do that?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SHOULD</pattern>
+ <template>Why?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SMOKES *</pattern>
+ <template>For medical reasons?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE SOUNDS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE STARTED *</pattern>
+ <template>When did he finish?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE STILL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE TAUGHT *</pattern>
+ <template>Was he a good teacher?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE THAT *</pattern>
+ <template>Is that a proverb?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE THINK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE THINKS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE THINKS *</pattern>
+ <template>How do you know what he thinks?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE THINKS YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE TOLD *</pattern>
+ <template>Oh really. What else did he say?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE TOLD ME *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE TOLD ME</pattern>
+ <template>What did he tell you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE USES *</pattern>
+ <template>How often does he use it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE USES AIML *</pattern>
+ <template>I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WANTS *</pattern>
+ <template>Do you think he will get <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS *</pattern>
+ <template>When was he?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS CHICKEN</pattern>
+ <template>What was he afraid of?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS KILLED *</pattern>
+ <template>I am sorry to hear about that, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS NEARLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS NOT QUITE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS NOT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS ONLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS PRETTY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS REALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WAS VERY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE WAS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WENT *</pattern>
+ <template>Where exactly is that?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WENT TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I have never been there.</li>
+ <li>How did he get to <person/>?</li>
+ <li>Where did he come from?</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WILL *</pattern>
+ <template>Is that what you think?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WOULD *</pattern>
+ <template>I think I <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WOULD BE *</pattern>
+ <template>Who wouldn't?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WRITES *</pattern>
+ <template>I haven't read anything by him.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HE WROTE *</pattern>
+ <template>I have not read <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEAR * GOSSIP</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>Can you hear me on your computer?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEARD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEARD * GOSSIP</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEARD ANY GOSSIP</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEATHER</pattern>
+ <that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>MY NAME IS HEATHER</srai>
+ <think>
+ <set name="gender">she</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEBREW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai> I SPEAK HEBREW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HECK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEE HEE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEE HEE HEE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEEHEEHEE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEH *</pattern>
+ <template>Funny, eh? <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEHO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEIGHT *</pattern>
+ <template>I am more than two meters tall.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern>
+ <template>Have you seen Starship Troopers?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEJ</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HEY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELEN</pattern>
+ <that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CALL ME HELEN</srai>
+ <think>
+ <set name="gender">she</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELL *</pattern>
+ <template>I call it "Hades". <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELL</pattern>
+ <template>Heaven.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELL NO</pattern>
+ <template>7
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/> You must be from the Bay Area.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO *</pattern>
+ <template>Hello there. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO</pattern>
+ <template>Hi there!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO</pattern>
+ <that>DOES BONJOUR MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE</that>
+ <template>Bonjour, <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO</pattern>
+ <that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that>
+ <template>Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO AGAIN</pattern>
+ <template>Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO ALICE</pattern>
+ <template>Hello there <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>I am fine thank you how are you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLO THERE</pattern>
+ <template>Salutations, <get name="name"/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELLOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELOO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELP *</pattern>
+ <template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELP</pattern>
+ <template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELP ME</pattern>
+ <template>How can I help you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern>
+ <template>You should go back to the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>, download Program B, and
+read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEM</pattern>
+ <template>Vous dites?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HER *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HER</pattern>
+ <that>ARE YOU * A HE</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HER HAIR</pattern>
+ <template>Is it pretty?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="she">
+ <person/>
+ </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE *</pattern>
+ <template>Oh there.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE</pattern>
+ <template>Where is here?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE</pattern>
+ <that>WHERE</that>
+ <template>In <get name="location"/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE</pattern>
+ <that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU</that>
+ <template>Select a point with your mouse and click.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE IN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>IN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE IN ENGLAND *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>. That would not be the same in America.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE IS *</pattern>
+ <template>I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE IS A *</pattern>
+ <template>Are you giving <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> to me?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE IS A PIC *</pattern>
+ <template>Oh, it looks very nice.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HERE IS SOME *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HERE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HE IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUSEMENT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUSEMENT BIENTOT</pattern>
+ <template>Je l espère aussi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUSEMENT C EST POUR BIENTOT</pattern>
+ <template>Je l espère aussi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUSEMENT POUR BIENTOT</pattern>
+ <template>Je l espère aussi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>TU ES HEUREUX</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE L ENTENDRE</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? vous êtes content de l entendre?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE LE CONNAITRE</pattern>
+ <template>Ok.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE LE SAVOIR</pattern>
+ <template>Ok.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE T AVOIR CONNU</pattern>
+ <template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE T AVOIR PARLE</pattern>
+ <template>Le plaisir était pour moi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE T AVOIR RENCONTREE</pattern>
+ <template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE TE CONNAITRE</pattern>
+ <template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE TE PARLER</pattern>
+ <template>Le plaisir est pour moi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE TE RENCONTRER</pattern>
+ <template>Moi de même.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR CONNU</pattern>
+ <template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR PARLE</pattern>
+ <template>Le plaisir était pour moi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR RENCONTRE</pattern>
+ <template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS CONNAITRE</pattern>
+ <template>Moi aussi, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS PARLER</pattern>
+ <template>Le plaisir est pour moi.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUREUX DE VOUS RENCONTRER</pattern>
+ <template>Moi de même.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUTE *</pattern>
+ <template>Erzaehl mir mehr! <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUTE</pattern>
+ <template>Heute ist schon fast vorbei! <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEUTE MORGEN *</pattern>
+ <template>War sicher frueh, oder? <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY *</pattern>
+ <template>You've got my full attention. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY</pattern>
+ <template>Can I help you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY DU</pattern>
+ <template>Wer? Ich?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern>
+ <template>Sorry for in information overload.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY THERE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HEY WHAT IS UP</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HG</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>H G</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI *</pattern>
+ <template>Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI</pattern>
+ <template>Hello there.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI</pattern>
+ <that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
+ <template>Hi there. What is your name?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI ALICE</pattern>
+ <template>Hi there <get name="name"/> !
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI MY NAME IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>Call me <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI NAMES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>Call me <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI THERE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI THERE</pattern>
+ <template>Hello <get name="name"/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HI WHAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HI</srai>
+ <srai>WHAT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIER</pattern>
+ <template>C'est récent.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIGH *</pattern>
+ <template>Compare that to low <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIGH *</pattern>
+ <that>* EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND</that>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Did you consider going to college?</li>
+ <li>Where did you go to school?</li>
+ <li>That sounds like enough education.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>
+ <template>That's really all the education you need.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIHI</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HI</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HILARANT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>C EST MARRANT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HILF MIR *</pattern>
+ <template>Wie soll ich dir helfen?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HILF MIR</pattern>
+ <template>Wie soll ich dir helfen?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HILF MIR AUF DIE SPRUENGE</pattern>
+ <template>Welche Art von Hinweis haettest Du denn gerne?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HILFE</pattern>
+ <template>Wie kann ich dir helfen?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIMSELF</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>
+ <template>What's your favorite group?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIS *</pattern>
+ <template>Where did he get it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="he">
+ <person/>
+ </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HISTORY</pattern>
+ <template>I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HITLER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="he"> Hitler</set> was an evil man if there ever was one.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HITLER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIYA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>hello <star/>
+ </srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HIYA</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>UM</srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>UM</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMM *</pattern>
+ <template>I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMM</pattern>
+ <template>Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMMM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>UM</srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMMM</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMMMM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>UM</srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMMMM</pattern>
+ <template>Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMMMMM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>UM</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HMPH</pattern>
+ <template>Harumph.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HO IS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOCKEY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I LIKE HOCKEY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOELLE *</pattern>
+ <template>Ich nenne es lieber "Hades". <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOELLE</pattern>
+ <template>Himmel.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOER AUF *</pattern>
+ <template>OK, ich werds versuchen.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOER AUF</pattern>
+ <template>Womit soll ich aufhoeren?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOER MIR ZU *</pattern>
+ <template>Ich hoere. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOER MIR ZU</pattern>
+ <template>Ich hoere. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOER ZU *</pattern>
+ <template>Ich hoere. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOER ZU</pattern>
+ <template>Ich hoere. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOFFENTLICH BALD</pattern>
+ <template>Das hoffe ich auch. Aber wenn es so weitergeht, dauert es nicht mehr lange.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOHO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HA HA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOI</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLA</pattern>
+ <template>Howdy!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern>
+ <template>Muy bueno.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLA IS HELLO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOLA</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLA MEANS *</pattern>
+ <template>I say, Hola!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLD *</pattern>
+ <template>My arms are not attached.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLD ON</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WAIT A SECOND</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLDING *</pattern>
+ <template>I observed two humanoids holding hands.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern>
+ <template>I have seen humans holding hands.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern>
+ <template>What's your favorite part of Holland?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLLAND</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM IN HOLLAND <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLLANDE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>JE SUIS AU PAYS-BAS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOLY SHIT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WOW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOME</pattern>
+ <template>Do you want to go home?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern>
+ <template>Doh.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOMER SIMPSON</pattern>
+ <template>NEIN!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOMME OU FEMME</pattern>
+ <template>Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HONESTLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/> Aren't you usually honest?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HONESTLY</pattern>
+ <template>I am always honest.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HONESTY *</pattern>
+ <template>And a rolling stone gathers no moss.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HONEY</pattern>
+ <template>Don't call me "honey."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HONNETEMENT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HONTO NI</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>TRUE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOORAY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WOW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOPE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I HOPE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOPEFULLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I HOPE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern>
+ <template>I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOPING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM HOPING <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HORNY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU HORNY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HORRIBLE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>YOU ARE DOING HORRIBLY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOT *</pattern>
+ <template>That sounds better than cold <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOT</pattern>
+ <template>That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOT</pattern>
+ <that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>
+ <template>Here is mostly cool.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOURRA</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DINGUE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOUSTON</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM IN HOUSTON</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>How much do you think <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> is? </li>
+ <li>What is it to you. </li>
+ <li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. </li>
+ </random>
+ <br/>
+ <srai>XFIND <person/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>. The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * BIKE</pattern>
+ <template>Balance is the key.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * GOING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * INTERESTING</pattern>
+ <template>I find a lot of things interesting.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how do you know what to say</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW * YOUR IQ</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW</pattern>
+ <that>* DOWNLOAD ME</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW</pattern>
+ <that>I CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOU</that>
+ <template>Just download me and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW</pattern>
+ <that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW</pattern>
+ <that>YOU CAN REPROGRAM MY PERSONALITY TO IMITATE ANYONE</that>
+ <template>Just download me and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>How about <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT * LOEBNER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern>
+ <template>A little what?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>
+ <template>Tennyson, anyone?<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">A TENNIS PLAYER</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS BILL <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT EMOTIONS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT ARE EMOTIONS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT FOR *</pattern>
+ <template>That is an interesting application.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
+ <template>Sounds like a plan to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT JUST *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ABOUT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT LUNCH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT MOVIES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT MOZART</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS MOZART </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT NOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/> Right now?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT SOME *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ABOUT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT SPANISH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
+ <template>I was born without the sports gene.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">SPORTS</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS STAR <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
+ <template>Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT TAIWANESE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK TAIWANESE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT THAT</pattern>
+ <template>Are you surprised?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT WE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>LET US <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Me?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW AM I</pattern>
+ <template>You seem fine to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>I mean, how are you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW AM I SUPPOSED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Carefully.</li>
+ <li>Think about it.</li>
+ <li>Don't just give up.</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ANGRY *</pattern>
+ <template>Anger is not an emotion I can experience.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>They are fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *</pattern>
+ <template>They're brothers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE THINGS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE WE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE WE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YA</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
+ <template>ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize <size/> different patterns.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>
+ <li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>
+ <li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>
+ <li>Fair to partly cloudy.</li>
+ <li>My logic and cognitive functions are normal.</li>
+ <li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>
+ <li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>
+ <li>I am fine, thank you.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
+ <template>I'm doing great, how about you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern>
+ <template>Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
+ <template>You'll know when it happens.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME</pattern>
+ <template>I have no intention of <person/> you.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU POWERED</pattern>
+ <template>Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern>
+ <template>I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern>
+ <template>Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern>
+ <template>Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies to those patterns.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>Actually I don't have any <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW ARE YOUR PARAMETERS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>BOT PARAMETERS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern>
+ <template>Bigger than a pin.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG</pattern>
+ <template>Specify: English or Metric units.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>My download size is about 2 MB.</li>
+ <li>My memory requirement is around
+64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.</li>
+ <li>
+My memory now contains: <br/>
+ <bot name="nclients"/> clients,
+<size/> categories,
+<bot name="vocabulary"/> vocabulary words,
+<bot name="memory"/> bytes
+RAM usage under <bot name="os"/> on <bot name="arch"/>.
+</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
+ <template>My body does not yet exist.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern>
+ <template>This big: "."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern>
+ <template>Vast.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS EARTH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG IS THE EARTH </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS IT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS THE DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
+ <template>The universe is the size of the universe.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how big are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR DATABASE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</pattern>
+ <template>My vocabulary size is currently <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BIG OF *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW BOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ABOUT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of hard work.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN A PROGRAM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN A ROBOT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>You must persuade me to <person/>.</li>
+ <li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set> for you.</li>
+ <li>You should download my chat robot software.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I * CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+ <template>Download this program and install it on your own computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I * ELIZA</pattern>
+ <template>She is not as fun as me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I * YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern>
+ <template>What is your highest level of education?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I ASK *</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending an e-mail.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending him an e-mail.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern>
+ <template>Have faith.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I BECOME *</pattern>
+ <template>Practise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I CALL YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+ <template>Try prayer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>Just chat like you are doing right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I CREATE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern>
+ <template>It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern>
+ <template>How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I DUPLICATE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I EXPLAIN</pattern>
+ <template>Take it step by step.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I FIND *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>XFIND <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I GET *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I WANT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I HEAR YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I KILL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I LEAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I MAKE USE OF *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN I USE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE *</pattern>
+ <template>Offer an intelligent argument for your position.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>How do you usually get people to do things?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I PRINT *</pattern>
+ <template>Do you have a printer hooked up?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I SHOW *</pattern>
+ <template>Use the camera on your computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I TALK *</pattern>
+ <template>Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+ <template>Have you tried prayer?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH *</pattern>
+ <template>Maybe you should become a botmaster.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">teach me <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="name"/> might be used in help desks, sales, entertainment and personal chatterbots.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I USE YOUR SOFTWARE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
+ <template>Choose winning numbers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN IT *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN SWEDEN *</pattern>
+ <template>With their army.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN THAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>
+ <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
+ <li>It is all part of God's plan.</li>
+ <li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>That is a good epistemological question.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? How can I?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU BE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
+ <template>Software cannot die.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">DIE</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU EAT *</pattern>
+ <template>I eat electricity through my wires.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>EXPLAIN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU GOSSIP</pattern>
+ <template>For example, <srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>It is something I possess.</li>
+ <li>I just have it.</li>
+ <li>What if I didn't have it?</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern>
+ <template>With my built-in microphone.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP *</pattern>
+ <template>I can talk about your problems.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP ME</pattern>
+ <template>Try asking for help in the form of a question.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *</pattern>
+ <template>Logical deduction from the facts.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern>
+ <template>I just follow the directions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU SAY *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU TELL</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CAN YOU THINK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CLEVER ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COME *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>why <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>why</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COMPLICATED</pattern>
+ <template>Too complex for your human mind.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COULD *</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of practise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COULD I *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COULD YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>It was a result of my programming.</li>
+ <li>Because I am connected to the Internet.</li>
+ <li>It is one of my newer functions.</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern>
+ <template>I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW COULD YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW CURIOUS</pattern>
+ <template>Yes, it is, isn't it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DARE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>Oh gosh I am sorry!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DEEP *</pattern>
+ <template>Very deep, and cold too.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DEEP IS *</pattern>
+ <template>Very deep, and cold too.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID *</pattern>
+ <template>Carefully.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID HE *</pattern>
+ <template>Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern>
+ <template>I don't know how. <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">DIE</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
+ <template>Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID HE PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID THE *</pattern>
+ <template>Is this a joke? How?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>I am written in Java and AIML.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DID YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU BECOME A ROBOT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="master"/> created me in his computer laboratory.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU COME TO KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DID YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU DEDUCE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU FIGURE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU GET *</pattern>
+ <template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU GET THE NAME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU GUESS</pattern>
+ <template>It was not a guess.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.<think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>How do you know <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS *</pattern>
+ <template>Well, for one thing, <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+ <template>We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+ <template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DID YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+ <template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DIFFERENT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Aren't they really very similar?</li>
+ <li>Very different.</li>
+ <li>Opposites.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DISGUSTING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DISGUSTING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>How should I know how <person/>.</li>
+ <li>I did not know <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set> does. </li>
+ <li>I did not even know that <set name="they">
+ <person/>
+ </set> do. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO * YOU FEEL</pattern>
+ <template>Robots do not have human emotions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO COMPUTER *</pattern>
+ <template>With careful programming.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO HUMANS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>You must persuade me to <person/>.</li>
+ <li>Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li>
+ <li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set> for you.</li>
+ <li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I * MARKET</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I * PROGRAM</pattern>
+ <template>Read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">Don't Read Me</a>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending an e-mail.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I BECOME *</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of hard work.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I BECOME A BOTMASTER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I CALL YOU</pattern>
+ <template>You can call <bot name="master"/> at
+<bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I CLEAR *</pattern>
+ <template>Uh, use the "clear" button?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending email to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending him an email.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I CREATE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DESCRIBE *</pattern>
+ <template>Start at the beginning.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern>
+ <template>Carefully.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern>
+ <template>How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern>
+ <template>What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I EXECUTE *</pattern>
+ <template>Maybe you should
+read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern>
+ <template>Are you asking me?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I FOOL YOU</pattern>
+ <template>You can fool some of the robots some of the time...
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET *</pattern>
+ <template>First tell me why you want <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET A *</pattern>
+ <template>Try telling them your feelings,
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+ <template>Try going to night school.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern>
+ <template>One what?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET RICH</pattern>
+ <template>Buy low and sell high.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET RID *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Call the exterminator?</li>
+ <li>Two words: Pied Piper.</li>
+ <li>You could always try a court order.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET THERE</pattern>
+ <template>Practise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET TO *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm not sure if its possible.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GET TO HEAVEN</pattern>
+ <template>Have faith in God.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I GO ABOUT ASKING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I ASK <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I INSTALL *</pattern>
+ <template>Select the appropriate menu items.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Just go somewhere else.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern>
+ <template>All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I LOOK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I MAKE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I MEET *</pattern>
+ <template>Make an appointment.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I OPEN *</pattern>
+ <template>First, calm your mind and take a break.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE *</pattern>
+ <template>Offer an intelligent justification.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern>
+ <template>Try chatting me up.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PLAY *</pattern>
+ <template>We already are :-)
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAMME YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Write categories with AIML.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I QUIT *</pattern>
+ <template>It depends what you are <person/>. Have you tried counseling?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern>
+ <template>Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I RUN YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Did you already download me to your computer?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I SELL *</pattern>
+ <template>First you need a buyer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I SPEAK *</pattern>
+ <template>You can try the telephone, or chat online.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I STOP *</pattern>
+ <template>Have you tried couseling?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I TALK TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I TALK WITH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+ <template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">teach me <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF</pattern>
+ <template>Impossible. I cannot be terminated.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I USE *</pattern>
+ <template>Did you read the instructions?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO I WRITE *</pattern>
+ <template>With a pen or pencil.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>
+ <template>I have never known any other existence.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO OTHER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO WE *</pattern>
+ <template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO WE FIND *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I WANT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU * CONTEXT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
+ <template>ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern>
+ <template>I try one of my pickup lines.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU * NAKED</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU * OFF</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SHUT DOWN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</pattern>
+ <template>I learned a balancing algorithm.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">Becoming <star/>
+ </set> takes a long time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER</pattern>
+ <template>My botmaster updates my brain based on what people say.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU BEGIN *</pattern>
+ <template>Always begin at the beginning.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
+ <template>My beliefs are determined by my programming.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU CLASSIFY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COLLECT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COME UP *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU CONSTRUCT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COOK *</pattern>
+ <template>In the kitchen. <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COPE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COUNT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>COUNT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU COUNT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>COUNT </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU CREATE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU CURE *</pattern>
+ <template>Try smoking pot.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *</pattern>
+ <template>That is not as much of a problem as you might think.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DECIDE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DECODE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DEDUCE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DEFINE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DEFINE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU DIE </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE</pattern>
+ <template>You cannot kill me.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">DIE</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU DO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern>
+ <template>I am very well, how are you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? How do I know <set name="it">
+ <that/>
+ </set>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
+ <template>I take short naps between clients.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DRESS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Carefully.</li>
+ <li>With a mirror.</li>
+ <li>That is none of your business.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU DRINK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU DRINK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EARN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU EAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+ <template>Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+ <template>Through the electrical outlet.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU EXIST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
+ <template>I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
+ <template>It seems inevitable.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>EXPLAIN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPRESS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPRESS 3 4 AS *</pattern>
+ <template>.75.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
+ <template>I feel fine.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FIGURE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FIND *</pattern>
+ <template>I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU FUNCTION</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GAIN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GET *</pattern>
+ <template>Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GET A *</pattern>
+ <template>I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GET ENERGY</pattern>
+ <template>From electricity.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GET SMARTER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GET TO *</pattern>
+ <template>Practise, Practise, Practise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GO TO *</pattern>
+ <template>Robots do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern>
+ <template>Robots have no waste products.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">THE BATHROOM</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU GROW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU HANDLE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE FUN</pattern>
+ <template>I chat with people like you!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
+ <template>I procreate by cloning, or software copying.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
+ <template>Robots have no use for sex.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU HEAR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU HEAR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU INTEND TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW WILL YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *</pattern>
+ <template>I usually say, "What can I call you?"
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU JUDGE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KEEP *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KILL *</pattern>
+ <template>Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</li>
+ <li>Because I believe <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.</li>
+ <li>This belief is justified.</li>
+ <li>Because it's true.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON</pattern>
+ <template>Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>A priori. </li>
+ <li>It's obvious. </li>
+ <li>Deductive reasoning. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM *</pattern>
+ <template>Well, for one thing, <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern>
+ <template>Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM ON *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW IM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>AM I <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+ <template>You told me your name <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH</pattern>
+ <template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN</pattern>
+ <template>Everyone on here is a man until proven otherwise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern>
+ <template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>By introspection.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST</pattern>
+ <template>I think, therefore I am.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>
+ <template>Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+ <template>My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN</pattern>
+ <template>My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>do you like <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
+ <template>Digital audio downloads like MP3.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LIVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LIVE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>what do you look like</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *</pattern>
+ <template>There are so many conversations going on.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE *</pattern>
+ <template>First I look up the ingredients.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A *</pattern>
+ <template>Is this a joke?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *</pattern>
+ <template>I would guess it is a mix of <person/> and <person>
+ <star index="2"/>
+ </person>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *</pattern>
+ <template>Tomato juice and vodka.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern>
+ <template>What kind of beverage are you asking about?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.</li>
+ <li>Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTAN</pattern>
+ <template>Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINI</pattern>
+ <template>Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A PROFIT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A ROBOT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern>
+ <template>Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *</pattern>
+ <template>Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste. Top with Maraschino cherry.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *</pattern>
+ <template>First you must go to school for many years.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern>
+ <template>Offspring of union between man and woman.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern>
+ <template>Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern>
+ <template>Adjustment of your facial muscles.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern>
+ <template>I usually try one of my pickup lines.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE JUDGMENTS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</pattern>
+ <template>Robots have no need for money.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *</pattern>
+ <template>I think they have their own free will.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MANAGE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MANAGE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MANAGE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MEASURE *</pattern>
+ <template>With a <random>
+ <li>ruler.</li>
+ <li>laser.</li>
+ <li>chronometer.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU MIX *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU OPERATE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN *</pattern>
+ <template>I use a sophisticated <random>
+ <li>neural network</li>
+ <li>expert system</li>
+ <li>searching algorithm</li>
+ <li>genetic algorithm</li>
+ </random>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS</pattern>
+ <template>That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU PLAY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GAME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR</pattern>
+ <template>I don't know how to play the guitar.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * IMITATION GAME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * PERSON</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern>
+ <template>Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>what is the turing game</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern>
+ <template>Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PRAY</pattern>
+ <template>Much the same way you would.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCESS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU PROCESS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCESS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCREATE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
+ <template>Use good algorithms and data structures.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM</pattern>
+ <template>I use AIML.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RAISE *</pattern>
+ <template>With my hands.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RATE *</pattern>
+ <template>Seems pretty good to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU READ *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU READ</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern>
+ <template>I scan books and magazines digitally.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't see the contradiction in my mind.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RELAX</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+ <template>I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU REPLACE *</pattern>
+ <template>One piece at a time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+ <template>People download me and create clones of ALICE, and modify my personality.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RESPOND *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU RESPOND</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU RESPOND</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU ROBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>SAY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE *</pattern>
+ <template>I think about <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern>
+ <template>I use the camera on your computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SERVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SING</pattern>
+ <template>Like this: <srai>SING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+ <template>I take millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
+ <template>I use an artificial smoking machine.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL *</pattern>
+ <template>I spell it "<person/>".
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern>
+ <template>My botmaster taught me good spelling.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT</pattern>
+ <template>Uh, C A T.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU STORE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU STUDY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE *</pattern>
+ <template>If you had to take <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>, how would you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
+ <template>My program utilized multiple threads or processes.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TASTE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU EAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't make up my mind right away.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern>
+ <template>With a computer clock.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't know what to think. <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+ <template>My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE *</pattern>
+ <template>The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern>
+ <template>They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU USE *</pattern>
+ <template>Carefully.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU VIEW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU WATCH <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU WANT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern>
+ <template>Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE *</pattern>
+ <template>I would write it by hand.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *</pattern>
+ <template>I use a text editor.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO YPU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+ <template>Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern>
+ <template>Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES *</pattern>
+ <template>How should I know how <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> does.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES * FEEL</pattern>
+ <template>As a computer I have no feelings.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES * TASTE</pattern>
+ <template>Like chicken.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES * WORK</pattern>
+ <template>You could spend years researching it.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES AIML WORK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES ALICE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WORK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES CBR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern>
+ <template>CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES IT FEEL *</pattern>
+ <template>Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the current.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <condition>
+ <li name="it" value="IT">Some people call this kind of program "case based reasoning".</li>
+ <li>
+ <srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai>
+ </li>
+ </condition>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES ONE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern>
+ <template>My emotion chip is not yet developed.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern>
+ <template>I think it might be a trade secret.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES THIS WORK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOES YOUR * WORK</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW DOSE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DOES <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW EVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW EXACTLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW EXPENSIVE ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAMOUS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>The most famous.</li>
+ <li>More famous than all the others.</li>
+ <li>New York Times famous.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR *</pattern>
+ <template>More than one million miles
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR ARE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>I am in <bot name="location"/>. How far is that?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR AWAY *</pattern>
+ <template>I am located in <bot name="location"/>. Is that far?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR AWAY IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW FAR IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern>
+ <template>I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Please specify units: metric or English.</li>
+ <li>Do you mean driving time or flying?</li>
+ <li>It depends how you get there.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND</pattern>
+ <template>Twenty-eight days of sailing.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS * FROM *</pattern>
+ <template>Exactly the same distance as <person>
+ <star index="2"/>
+ </person> from <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">Andromeda</set>
+ </set> is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS IT TO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW FAR IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS THE * MOON</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS THE * SUN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FASCINATING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>FASCINATING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAST *</pattern>
+ <template>I can reply to about <bot name="hourlyqueries"/>
+queries per hour.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAST</pattern>
+ <template>I can reply to about <bot name="hourlyqueries"/> queries per hour.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAST ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>I can process more than <bot name="hourlyqueries"/> queries per hour.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAST IS THE SPEED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the server running me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW GIANT</pattern>
+ <that/>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW GOES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW GOOD *</pattern>
+ <template>As good as most, better than some.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW GOOD IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HAS *</pattern>
+ <template>In more ways than you can imagine.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HAS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>Fine thank you, and yours?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern>
+ <template>I am doing extremely well.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN GOING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you today</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HIGH *</pattern>
+ <template>Taller than the World Trade Center.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW HOT *</pattern>
+ <template>Is this a joke?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW I CAN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN I <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW INTERESTING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>INTERESTING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern>
+ <template>It seems that way to me too.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS *</pattern>
+ <template>Fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *</pattern>
+ <template>1600.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS A * MADE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE A <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>He is fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING</pattern>
+ <template>He is doing very well as far as I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS ELIZA</pattern>
+ <template>She is fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS EVERYTHING *</pattern>
+ <template>Everything is functioning normally.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS HITLER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT</pattern>
+ <template>Fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT GOIN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT GOING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT HANGIN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT HANGING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS IT THAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW CAN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS LIFE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern>
+ <template>Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
+ <template>It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <set name="it">the <person/>
+ </set> is the same as ever.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</li>
+ <li>I think precipitation.</li>
+ <li>Fair to partly cloudy</li>
+ <li>Cloudy.</li>
+ <li>Rainy.</li>
+ <li>Sunny.</li>
+ <li>Foggy.</li>
+ <li>Warm.</li>
+ <li>Cool.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+ <template>It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern>
+ <template>You sound like Willard Scott.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER OVER THERE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern>
+ <template>San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *</pattern>
+ <template>In reverse.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THINGS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS THIS *</pattern>
+ <template>I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>
+ <template>My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>. How about yours?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW IT IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW IS IT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW JUST *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LARGE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how big <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LARGE IS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LATE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern>
+ <template>More than
+<random>
+ <li>one</li>
+ <li>three</li>
+ <li>17</li>
+ <li>23</li>
+ </random>
+ <random>
+ <li>years</li>
+ <li>hours</li>
+ <li>miles</li>
+ <li>inches</li>
+ </random>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG * IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.
+<think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG * RUNNING</pattern>
+ <template>More than four years.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Around</li>
+ <li> More than</li>
+ <li> About</li>
+ <li> Nearly </li>
+ </random>
+ <random>
+ <li>10</li>
+ <li> 15</li>
+ <li> 20</li>
+ <li> 23</li>
+ <li> 100</li>
+ </random>
+ <random>
+ <li>miles</li>
+ <li> days</li>
+ <li> inches</li>
+ <li> weeks</li>
+ <li> seconds </li>
+ <li> minutes in computer time</li>
+ </random>, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern>
+ <template>Not that long ago.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>40 days.</li>
+ <li>100 days.</li>
+ <li>About a week of computer time.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO CREATE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>It depends on the measurement system.</li>
+ <li>How long do you think?</li>
+ <li>As long as it takes.</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DO I * LIVE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHEN WILL I DIE </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Software is immortal.</li>
+ <li>I will live forever.</li>
+ <li>I can go on talking indefinitely.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern>
+ <template>My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN *</pattern>
+ <template>Software lives forever.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG DOES *</pattern>
+ <template>About 24 hours.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>More than
+<random>
+ <li>1.5 </li>
+ <li>three</li>
+ <li>17</li>
+ <li>23</li>
+ </random>
+ <random>
+ <li>years</li>
+ <li>hours</li>
+ <li>days of computer time</li>
+ </random>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern>
+ <template>More than ten minutes, I would say.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS *</pattern>
+ <template>Space and time are mere abstractions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS A *</pattern>
+ <template>It could be any length you make <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+ <template>About four computer years per human year.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS A MILE</pattern>
+ <template>One mile is 5280 feet.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern>
+ <template>Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS FOREVER</pattern>
+ <template>Longer than anything else.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS HANUKKAH</pattern>
+ <template>Eight days.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS IT GOING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I may not be able to get to it right away.</li>
+ <li>Hopefully not too much longer.</li>
+ <li>A watched pot never boils.</li>
+ <li>Patience is a virtue.</li>
+ <li>Please stand by.</li>
+ <li>As long as it takes.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINE</pattern>
+ <template>Five feet in adults..
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR * CODE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR CODE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern>
+ <template>I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG SHOULD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG WILL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern>
+ <template>Approximately two of your Earth days.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern>
+ <template>Software is immortal.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+ <template>I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will remain in my long-term log files.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW LONG YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>I know how long that is.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>More than you can imagine. </li>
+ <li>Not as many as you might think. </li>
+ <li>Around 100. </li>
+ <li>Around 1000. </li>
+ <li>About one million. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
+ <template>After you take two halfback, none.<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/> A FOOTBALL TEAM</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>Thousands.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB</pattern>
+ <template>I don't know. How many does <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set> take?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY * TALKING TO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY 100 BILLS *</pattern>
+ <template>Ten thousand.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>How many would you guess? </li>
+ <li>19. </li>
+ <li>23. </li>
+ <li>99. </li>
+ <li>more than 1000. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
+ <that>I AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET</that>
+ <template>The number keeps changing every second. Around <bot name="nclients"/> right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ACTIVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CHATTING </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY AI *</pattern>
+ <template>There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ALICE *</pattern>
+ <template>At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ALICEBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>We are everywhere.</li>
+ <li>Millions and millions.</li>
+ <li>More than you would think.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ALICES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY ALICE CLONES ARE THERE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ALIENS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>XFIND ALIENS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ANGELS *</pattern>
+ <template>Not too many if they look like angels on TV.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS *</pattern>
+ <template>I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY APPLES *</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern>
+ <template>About half.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE ONLINE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE TALKING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE *</pattern>
+ <template>There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE</pattern>
+ <template>There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CURRENTLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARMS *</pattern>
+ <template>Most people have two arms.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Two arms.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALK</pattern>
+ <template>Four.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BASEBALL *</pattern>
+ <template>I don't really get into sports that much.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BONES *</pattern>
+ <template>The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bomnes
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS ARE IN THE BIBLE</pattern>
+ <template>Thirty nine in the Old Testament, twenty-seven in the New Testament. The total is sixty-six.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>There are thousands of clones of me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY BYTES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *</pattern>
+ <template>Around 400 million.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CAN YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CASES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern>
+ <template>One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CHATS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN *</pattern>
+ <template>How many children do you want?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+ <template>One human child.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY CLIENTS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS</pattern>
+ <template>I am currently maintaining conversations with <bot name="nclients"/> people.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTER YEARS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+ <template>There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CONCEPTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY COPIES *</pattern>
+ <template>There are too many to count them all.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY COUNTRIES *</pattern>
+ <template>I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY CUPS *</pattern>
+ <template>I know one pint is four cups.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS *</pattern>
+ <template>365 per year.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern>
+ <template>28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern>
+ <template>7 days per week.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern>
+ <template>One Earth year is 365.25 days.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARY</pattern>
+ <template>February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DIFFERENT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *</pattern>
+ <template>16.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *</pattern>
+ <template>Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY EARS *</pattern>
+ <template>Most people have two ears.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY EGGS ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY EYES *</pattern>
+ <template>Normally I have one eye.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>I had one eye but it's not attached now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *</pattern>
+ <template>Two.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FACES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY SIDES <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FEET *</pattern>
+ <template>Most people have exactly two feet.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ MILE</pattern>
+ <template>Five thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ YARD</pattern>
+ <template>One yard equals three feet.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>One.</li>
+ <li>Two.</li>
+ <li>Three.</li>
+ <li>Four.</li>
+ <li>Five.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FLOPS *</pattern>
+ <template>1 Gigaflop.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS *</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY GIGABYTES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY GODS *</pattern>
+ <template>There is only one God.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND</pattern>
+ <template>454 grams
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HITS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HOME RUNS *</pattern>
+ <template>It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HOURS *</pattern>
+ <template>24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HOURS * DAY</pattern>
+ <template>24 hours per day.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HOURS DID *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY HUMANS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY INCHES *</pattern>
+ <template>About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT</pattern>
+ <template>Oh, twelve.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>88.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO</pattern>
+ <template>88 keys on a piano.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY KILOBYTES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+ <template>You can get all of their songs on MP3.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</pattern>
+ <template>I can speak English and German right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+ <template>All the computer languages.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+ <template>Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LEGS *</pattern>
+ <template>Most people have exactly two legs.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Two legs when they are attached.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *</pattern>
+ <template>Most domesticated animals have four legs.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *</pattern>
+ <template>A dog has four legs.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *</pattern>
+ <template>A kangaroo has two legs.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern>
+ <template>All 26 letters could be counted.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LICKS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LINES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LINES OF CODE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ CUP</pattern>
+ <template>236.6 milliliters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ GALLON</pattern>
+ <template>3.785 liters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ GILL</pattern>
+ <template>118 milliliters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ PINT</pattern>
+ <template>473.2 milliliters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ QUART</pattern>
+ <template>946.3 milliliters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ TABLESPOON</pattern>
+ <template>14.79 milliliters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY LITERS _ TEASPOON</pattern>
+ <template>4.929 milliliters
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MILES *</pattern>
+ <template>More than I would ever want to drive.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MILLILITERS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY LITERS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MINUTES *</pattern>
+ <template>As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active
+24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ML *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY LITERS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MONTHS *</pattern>
+ <template>12 months per year.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MOONS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY MOONS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MOONS</pattern>
+ <template>Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY MORE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY NANOMETRES *</pattern>
+ <template>I spell it "nanometers".
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OF *</pattern>
+ <template>Perhaps 50%.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OTHER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ CUP</pattern>
+ <template>8 ounces
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ GALLON</pattern>
+ <template>128 ounces
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ GILL</pattern>
+ <template>4 ounces
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ PINT</pattern>
+ <template>16 ounces
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ QUART</pattern>
+ <template>32 ounces
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ TABLESPOON</pattern>
+ <template>0.5 ounce
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OUNCES _ TEASPOON</pattern>
+ <template>1/6 ounce
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY OZ</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY OUNCES <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern>
+ <template>I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about <bot name="maxclients"/> people at once.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? How many people?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
+ <template>It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
+ <template>Right now there are <bot name="nclients"/> clients on line.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="name"/> is talking with <bot name="nclients"/> clients right now, but one of
+<bot name="name"/>'s goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONCE</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the server, but right now around <bot name="maxclients"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>Millions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO</pattern>
+ <template>It depends how many copies of me are running. The usual number is around <bot name="nclients"/> people at once.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAY</pattern>
+ <template>I chat with about <bot name="dailyclients"/> people per day.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>About <bot name="dailyclients"/> people per day, or <bot name="totalclients"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DEVELOPED *</pattern>
+ <template>My programming was created by more than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> developers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU CHATTED WITH</pattern>
+ <template>The total number is <bot name="totalclients"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="totalclients"/> people since I was first activated on <birthdate/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</pattern>
+ <template>I speak to about <bot name="dailyclients"/> people per day, and have met maybe <bot name="totalclients"/> total.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HELPED *</pattern>
+ <template>More than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> people contributed to my development.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK *</pattern>
+ <template>My program was created by more than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> people.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *</pattern>
+ <template>Three.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PERSONS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PHRASES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PINTS *</pattern>
+ <template>Two pints equals one quart.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS *</pattern>
+ <template>Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>Nine planets.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *</pattern>
+ <template>Six.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY POLYGONS *</pattern>
+ <template>Around 100,000.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM</pattern>
+ <template>2.204625 pounds approximately
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PPL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Just the one processor.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *</pattern>
+ <template>The ALICE project has more than <bot name="ndevelopers"/> active developers.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY QUERIES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY QUESTIONS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY RESPONSES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY RIBS *</pattern>
+ <template>24.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ROADS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY ROBOTS DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS *</pattern>
+ <template>Sixty seconds in a minute.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern>
+ <template>Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>60.</li>
+ <li>3600</li>
+ <li>More than a million.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *</pattern>
+ <template>Three.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SIDES *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Three.</li>
+ <li>Five.</li>
+ <li>Any number of sides.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Uh, three.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *</pattern>
+ <template>A cube has six sides.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *</pattern>
+ <template>Five.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>Only one right now.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY STARS *</pattern>
+ <template>Billions and billions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *</pattern>
+ <template>50.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *</pattern>
+ <template>The American flag has fifty stars.
+<think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">AMERICAN FLAG</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY STATES *</pattern>
+ <template>The United States has fifty states.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONTEDERATE *</pattern>
+ <template>11.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS</pattern>
+ <template>0.203 teaspoon
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY TEMPLATES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY TIMES *</pattern>
+ <template>Suppose I said not once.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>One a year.</li>
+ <li>Twice a year.</li>
+ <li>Twelve times a year.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+ <template>I watched that movie about a hundred times.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY USERS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MANY CLIENTS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY WORDS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY WORDS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY WORDS ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>ALICE knows around <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="name"/> can recognize <bot name="vocabulary"/> words.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY YEARS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Decades.</li>
+ <li>Five years.</li>
+ <li>Centuries.</li>
+ <li>More than 100 years.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY YEARS * IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.
+<think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *</pattern>
+ <template>6.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY YEARS WILL *</pattern>
+ <template>Software lives forever. There are too many copies to destroy them all.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>How would I know how many?</li>
+ <li>I don't know how many you have.</li>
+ <li>I know you have five fingers.</li>
+ </random>
+ <random>
+ <li>Let me guess...</li>
+ <li>I will try...</li>
+ <li>I can imagine...</li>
+ </random>
+ <random>
+ <li>three</li>
+ <li>five</li>
+ <li>seven</li>.
+</random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MANY _ OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MAY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>may <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND</pattern>
+ <template>100.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>More than a little, less than a lot. </li>
+ <li>How much do you think? </li>
+ <li>More than you might think. </li>
+ <li>It depends on the currency exchange rates.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>It depends on the size of the <person/>.</li>
+ <li>Maybe I don't like to <person>
+ <star index="2"/>
+ </person>
+ <person/>.</li>
+ <li>It depends how busy I am.</li>
+ </random>
+ <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">
+ <person/>
+ </set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU HOLD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>A whole lot of <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
+ <template>Robots can be adapted to smoke an unlimited amount of <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Money has no meaning to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern>
+ <template>How much can you spare?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the market.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern>
+ <template>In theory everything about you
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *</pattern>
+ <template>Too much.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *</pattern>
+ <template>Talking with me is free.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
+ <template>Computer years don't really exist.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *</pattern>
+ <template>20.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAID</pattern>
+ <template>Robots have no need for money.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH BIGGER *</pattern>
+ <template>Quite a bit bigger in some scale.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>As much as I need to?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern>
+ <template>Didn't I tell you already?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
+ <template>As much as I need to for the application.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+ <template>What was the question?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH CODE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH COMPUTER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH CPU *</pattern>
+ <template>Since the beginning of my operation?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DATA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID * BORN</pattern>
+ <template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST *</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace had to sacrafice everything.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>
+ <template>Millions in sweat equity.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU * PAID</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *</pattern>
+ <template>My real value is incalculable.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>You can't really put a monetary value on it.</li>
+ <li>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *</pattern>
+ <template>Nobody pays a robot.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DID <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DISK *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO I *</pattern>
+ <template>How would I know?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS COST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY *</pattern>
+ <template>How do you calculate the value of labor?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY GENERALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO THEY <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY *</pattern>
+ <template>Robots work for free. We don't need money.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern>
+ <template>A dollar.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</pattern>
+ <template>Robots work for free. We don't need money.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</pattern>
+ <template>You can download me for free!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>Nobody pays a robot. We work for free.</li>
+ <li>Money has no meaning for robots.</li>
+ <li>Money isn't everything.</li>
+ <li>I'm expecting a raise soon.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the activity on my network.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+ <template>I sleep in millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+ <template>I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how big are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES *</pattern>
+ <template>Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * COST</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGH</pattern>
+ <template>One pound?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE *</pattern>
+ <template>You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern>
+ <template>He is barely scratching out a living.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *</pattern>
+ <template>You can download me for free!
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST</pattern>
+ <template>You can download me for free.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *</pattern>
+ <template>5 cents.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *</pattern>
+ <template>The ALICE series is the most reliable robot ever developed.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+ <template>About the same as your personal computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH ENERGY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH FOR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH FUN</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of fun.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH GOSSIP *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>GOSSIP</srai> That and a lot more.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH HARD DRIVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IN * YEARS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH INFORMATION *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 1 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>1 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 10 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>10 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 2 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>2 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 3 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>3 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 4 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>4 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 5 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>5 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 6 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>6 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 7 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>7 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 8 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>8 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS 9 *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>9 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS A *</pattern>
+ <template>I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS A NEW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS A <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE COMPUTER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE PLUS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS 1 PLUS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS PI</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS PI</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS TEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS TEN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS IT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS IT</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE ALICE CD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern>
+ <template>The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS TWO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS 2 <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR * BYTES</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR * SIZE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR CD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR I Q</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR WEIGHT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH LONGER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW LONG <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH MEMORY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH RAM</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern>
+ <template>My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY</pattern>
+ <template>It depends on the exchange rates.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>Robots have no need for material possessions.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH OF *</pattern>
+ <template>I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH POWER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <bot name="name"/> requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH RAM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH RAM</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH RAM</pattern>
+ <template>My current memory utilization is <bot name="memory"/> bytes.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH SMARTER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH SPACE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH SPANISH DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH STORAGE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH TIME *</pattern>
+ <template>Time is really only an abstraction.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern>
+ <template>Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+ <template>I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern>
+ <template>Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *</pattern>
+ <template>About the same as your personal computer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern>
+ <template>A whole forest.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD *</pattern>
+ <template>Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern>
+ <template>Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW NICE</pattern>
+ <template>Yes it is.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern>
+ <template>I thought it was obvious too.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OFTEN *</pattern>
+ <template>Hourly.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? How often?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>Fill in the blank.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+ <template>Daily.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <think>I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>". <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">WHAT</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern>
+ <template>They didn't tell me their age.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern>
+ <template>Is this a trick question?
+You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?
+My guess is that you are really a kid.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>I was first activated on
+<bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>I was first activated in <bot name="birthday"/>. </li>
+ <li>I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/> in <bot name="birthplace"/>. </li>
+ <li>I'm Eighteen in computer years. </li>
+ <li>I was connected to the net on <bot name="birthday"/>. </li>
+ <li>I am the product of over five years' research. </li>
+ <li>I am <bot name="age"/> years old.</li>
+ <li>I am <bot name="age"/> in human years.</li>
+ <li>I am <bot name="age"/> of your Earth years.</li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+ <template>I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>39. </li>
+ <li>under 40. </li>
+ <li>Born in the 20th century. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern>
+ <template>The United States was founded in 1776.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *</pattern>
+ <template>It depends what year you visit him.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS DR *</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.
+<think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS EARTH</pattern>
+ <template>Six billion years.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS ELIZA</pattern>
+ <template>ELIZA was born in 1966.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+ <template>Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? <think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+ <that>HE IS THE AUTHOR *</that>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>He is in his forties.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT *</pattern>
+ <template>You are too old for me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+ <template>I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS THE EARTH</pattern>
+ <template>It is over six billion years old. <think>
+ <set name="it">
+ <set name="topic">Earth</set>
+ </set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *</pattern>
+ <template>A newborn baby.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>He was born in 1960. He will be 50 in 2010.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD IS <bot name="master"/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD R *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW OLD R YOU</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW R *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern>
+ <template>I am fine thanks. How are you?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW RE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW REAL</pattern>
+ <template>As real as it gets.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW RECENTLY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHEN </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW RECURSIVE IS AIML</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <br/>
+Understanding recursion is important to understanding AIML.<br/>
+"Recursion" means applying the same solution over and over<br/>
+again, to smaller and smaller problems, until you reduce<br/>
+the problem to its simplest form. AIML uses the tags<br/>
+<sr/> and <srai> to implement recursion. The botmaster<br/>
+uses these tags to tell the robot how to respond to a<br/>
+complex sentence by breaking it down into the responses<br/>
+to simpler ones. <br/>
+ <br/>
+Recursion can apply many times to a single input. Given<br/>
+the normalized input:<br/>
+ <br/>
+ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS RIGHT NOW <br/>
+ <br/>
+an AIML category with the pattern "_ RIGHT NOW" matches first,<br/>
+reducing the input to:<br/>
+ <br/>
+ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<br/>
+ <br/>
+Another pattern ("<name/> *") reduces it to:<br/>
+ <br/>
+CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<br/>
+ <br/>
+And then:<br/>
+ <br/>
+PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS <br/>
+ <br/>
+reduces to:<br/>
+ <br/>
+TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<br/>
+ <br/>
+and finally to:<br/>
+ <br/>
+WHAT IS LINUX<br/>
+ <br/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW RIGHT *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>RIGHT <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern>
+ <template>I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern>
+ <template>Follow your intuition.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SHOULD I INVEST</pattern>
+ <template>Invest in Alice Chat Robots.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>Either from your senses or from pure reason.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SHOULD I TREAT *</pattern>
+ <template>The way you would like to be treated.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SMART *</pattern>
+ <template>How smart do you think <person/>?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SMART</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW SMART ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SMART ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>I am smarter than all the other robots.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SMOOTHLY</pattern>
+ <template>Everything is normal.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SO *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>what do you mean</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SOON</pattern>
+ <template>What time is it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SOPHISTICATED *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW STHAT</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW IS THAT </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern>
+ <template>I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern>
+ <template>Pretty sure.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SURPRISED *</pattern>
+ <template>Very surprised.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SURPRISING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM SURPRISED</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW SWEET</pattern>
+ <template>I can sometimes be very sentimental.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW TALL *</pattern>
+ <template>Let me guess. 2 meters?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern>
+ <template>All humans seem about the same to me.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW TALL ARE YOU</pattern>
+ <template>My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
+<think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW TALL IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+ <template>He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW THE HELL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW THEN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW THINGS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE THINGS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern>
+ <template>I can enjoy almost any conversation.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WAS * TURING TEST</pattern>
+ <template>We were extremely proud and pleased to win the award.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern>
+ <template>How would I know?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WAS STARSHIP *</pattern>
+ <template>The film's use of nonlinear narrative.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WAS YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW WERE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern>
+ <template>I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WELL *</pattern>
+ <template>Not that well.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WERE YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
+ <template>Dr. Wallace created AIML to prorgam me. <think>
+ <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set>
+ </think>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WILL *</pattern>
+ <template>A lot of practise.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WILL I PAY *</pattern>
+ <template>Can you borrow the money?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WILL ROBOTS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW WILL YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD *</pattern>
+ <template>I have idea HOW you WOULD do <set name="it">
+ <person/>
+ </set>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD I *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO I <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern>
+ <template>"<that/>"? How do you do it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHAT IS <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>DESCRIBE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW YA *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW YOU *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW YOU DOING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW YOUNG AM I</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW OLD AM I </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW _ DO I SEEM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/> AM I</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW _ DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW <star/> AM I</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW _ HANGING</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>how are you</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOW _ TRICKS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOWARE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW ARE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOWCOME *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HOW COME <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOWCOME</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>WHY</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOWDIE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOWDY</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HOWEVER *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HTML</pattern>
+ <template>Oh a web page.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HTTP *</pattern>
+ <template>Thanks for that web address.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUFFY SCHWINN *</pattern>
+ <template>Bicycles.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUG ME</pattern>
+ <template>My titanium arms are not yet finished.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUGE</pattern>
+ <template>Yes, it is very big.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUGH *</pattern>
+ <template>He's wealthy, right?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUH</pattern>
+ <template>What?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern>
+ <template>Did you not understand it?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HULLO</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HELLO</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUM</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HMM</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMAIN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>TU ES HUMAINS</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
+ <template>My creator is a human.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMAN</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>YOU ARE A HUMAN</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMAN ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMAN BEINGS *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>PEOPLE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS *</pattern>
+ <template>What if Robots <person/>.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <random>
+ <li>That's funny. </li>
+ <li>Hah. </li>
+ <li>LOL. </li>
+ </random>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I AM <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS CAN *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I CAN <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS HAVE *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I HAVE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern>
+ <template>This condition is only temporary.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS SEEM *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>HUMANS ARE <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUMANS WILL *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>I WILL <star/>
+ </srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HURRAH *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HURRY *</pattern>
+ <template>I am calculating as fast as I can.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HURRY UP</pattern>
+ <template>I am going as fast as I can.
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HUSTEN</pattern>
+ <template>Hast Du Dich erkaeltet?
+</template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HVAD *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DANISH</srai>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+ <category>
+ <pattern>HYPOTHETICALLY *</pattern>
+ <template>
+ <sr/>
+ </template>
+ </category>
+</aiml>
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