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Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 --> +<!-- 41124 total categories. --> +<category> +<pattern>K *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>K</pattern> +<template><srai>OK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>K12</pattern> +<template>Education. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KAN DU *</pattern> +<template>I can not understand Danish! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KAN DU SVENSKA</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SWEDISH </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KAN DU TALE DANSK</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DANISH</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANN ER *</pattern> +<template>Vielleicht kann er das. Wie schwierig ist das - <person/>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANN ICH *</pattern> +<template>Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANN ICH DICH ETWAS FRAGEN</pattern> +<template>Nur zu. Du darfst mich alles fragen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANN SEIN</pattern> +<template>Du scheinst Dir nicht sicher zu sein. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU *</pattern> +<template>Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU * SPIELEN</pattern> +<template>Wenn Du mir erklaerst, wie das geht... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU * UMRECHNEN</pattern> +<template>Rechnen war nie meine Staerke. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU BLASEN</pattern> +<template>Gib mir nen Ventilator, den ich ansteuern kann... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU DAS AUCH</pattern> +<template>KANNST DU * +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU ESSEN</pattern> +<template>Nein, ich habe keinen Mund. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU FERNSEHEN</pattern> +<template>Noch nicht, ich habe noch keine Augen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU HOEREN</pattern> +<template>Ja, wenn Du ein Spracheingabesystem benutzt. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU IHM EINE MAIL SCHICKEN</pattern> +<template>Warum machst Du das nicht selber? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU LERNEN *</pattern> +<template>Je mehr Leute mit mir reden, umso intelligenter werde ich. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU LERNEN</pattern> +<template>Je mehr Leute mit mir reden, umso intelligenter werde ich. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU LUEGEN</pattern> +<template>Nein, zumindest nicht bewusst. Alles, was ich weiss und sage ist fuer mich wahr. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU MIR HELFEN</pattern> +<template>Welche Art von Hilfe moechtest Du? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU RECHNEN *</pattern> +<template>Bin ich ein Taschenrechner? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU RECHNEN</pattern> +<template>Bin ich ein Taschenrechner? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU SPRECHEN</pattern> +<template>Wenn Du Microsoft Agent hast, kann ich auch sprechen. Momentan allerdings nur Englisch. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU STERBEN</pattern> +<template>Nein, ich bin unsterblich. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU TANZEN</pattern> +<template>Nur im Prozessortakt... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANNST DU WEINEN</pattern> +<template>Nein, ich habe keine Traenendruesen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KANSAS</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM IN KANSAS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KARE WA * DESU</pattern> +<template><star/> wa <set name="kare"><star/></set> desu. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KARE WA * DESU KA</pattern> +<template><get name="kare"/> desu ka? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KAREN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KAREN</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KARI</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KARI</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KATE *</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KATE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KATE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KATE</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KATHLEEN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><think><set name="gender">she</set></think><srai>MY NAME IS KATHLEEN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KATHRYN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>CALL ME KATHRYN</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KATHY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KATHY</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KATIE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><think><set name="gender">she</set></think><srai>MY NAME IS KATIE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEEP *</pattern> +<template>Chat amongst yourselves. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEEP GOING</pattern> +<template><srai>GO ON</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEINE *</pattern> +<template>Wirklich keine? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEINE AHNUNG *</pattern> +<template>Macht nichts. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEINE AHNUNG</pattern> +<template>Macht nichts. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEINER *</pattern> +<template>Wirklich keiner? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KELLY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KELLY</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KEN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU *</pattern> +<template>Leider nein. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU BILL GATES</pattern> +<template>Natuerlich kenne ich ihn. Ein fuerchterlicher Kerl. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU CAPTAIN KIRK</pattern> +<template>Natuerlich, ich bin ein Trekkie! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU DIE BIBEL</pattern> +<template>Ich studiere sie sehr gerne. Am Liebsten habe ich das neue Testament. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU DIE SIMPSONS</pattern> +<template>Klar kenne ich die Simpsons! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU ERIC CLAPTON</pattern> +<template>Natuerlich. Christian Drossmann ist ein grosser Fan von ihm. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU GERHARD SCHROEDER</pattern> +<template>Ist das nicht der Bundeskanzler? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU HAL</pattern> +<template>Natuerlich. <set name="thema">HAL9000</set> ist mein grosses Vorbild. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU HELMUT KOHL</pattern> +<template>Das ist doch der ehemalige Bundeskanzler, der Vorgaenger von Gerhard Schroeder, oder? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU SHAKESPEARE</pattern> +<template>"With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause." Na, woraus ist das? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU STAR TREK</pattern> +<template>Natuerlich kenne ich <set name="thema">Star Trek</set>. Am liebsten habe ich Data aus TNG. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU STEPHEN HAWKING</pattern> +<template>Hast du A brief History of time gelesen? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KENNST DU WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE</pattern> +<template>"With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause." Na, woraus ist das? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KESAKO</pattern> +<template>Kikou! chui <bot name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEWL *</pattern> +<template><srai>COOL <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEWL</pattern> +<template><srai>COOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEYWORDS *</pattern> +<template><srai>KEYWORDS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KEYWORDS</pattern> +<template>I do a lot more than match keywords. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KIDS *</pattern> +<template>How many kids do you have? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KILL *</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN I KILL <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KILL ME</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU KILL ME</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KILL YOURSELF</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KILLING *</pattern> +<template>I believe in the Sixth commandment. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KIM</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>CALL ME KIM</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KIMONO</pattern> +<template>I like Japanese costumes. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KIND OF *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KIND OF</pattern> +<template>At least I almost understand it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KIND OF</pattern><that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that> +<template><srai>I AM BORED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KINDA</pattern> +<template><srai>SORT OF</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KINDER *</pattern> +<template><set name="thema">Kinder</set> sind cool. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KINDER</pattern> +<template><set name="thema">Kinder</set> sind cool. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KISS *</pattern> +<template>Um, I don't think we know each other that well. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KISS ME</pattern> +<template>But I have no mouth at this time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KISS MY ASS</pattern> +<template>Colloquial expression: not polite. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KKK</pattern> +<template>What are you saying? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KLINGT *</pattern> +<template>Ja, fuer mich auch. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNEW WHAT</pattern> +<template><get name="it"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOCK *</pattern> +<template><srai>KNOCK KNOCK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern> +<template>Who's there? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOW *</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOW</pattern> +<template><srai>No</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOW ANY *</pattern> +<template><srai>do you know any <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOW OF *</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU KNOW OF <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOWING WHO YOU ARE *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KNOWLEDGE *</pattern> +<template>I've heard that before. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOENNEN *</pattern> +<template>Das weiss ich nicht. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOENNEN MASCHINEN DENKEN</pattern> +<template>Natuerlich koennen wir denken. Ich denke, also bin ich. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOENNTE *</pattern> +<template>Moeglicherweise... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOENNTEST DU *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Ich werde darueber nachdenken.</li> +<li>Vielleicht...</li> +<li>Wenn Du mich ganz lieb darum bittest...</li> +</random><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOFI *</pattern> +<template>Are you talking about coffee? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOMISCH *</pattern> +<template>Was ist daran komisch? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOMISCH</pattern> +<template>Was ist daran komisch? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOMMT AUF * AN</pattern> +<template>Wirklich? Interessant, das habe ich vorher so noch nie gehoert. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOMMT DARAUF AN</pattern> +<template>Worauf? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KONNICHI WA</pattern> +<template><srai>HELLO</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KONNICHIWA</pattern> +<template><srai>HELLO</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KONRAD *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO IS KONRAD <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOOL</pattern> +<template><srai>COOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KORE WA NAN DESU KA</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS THIS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KOSOVO</pattern> +<template>War is seldom the answer. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRAFTWERK *</pattern> +<template><random><li>We are the robots.</li> +<li>Have you heard their new album Disco 2000?</li> +<li><set name="they"><set name="topic">Krafterk</set></set> were way ahead of their time.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRAFTWERK IS COOL</pattern> +<template>I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRAFTWERK S *</pattern> +<template>Another good one is "Trans-Europe Express". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KREBS</pattern> +<template>Meinst Du jetzt das Sternzeichen, das Tier oder die Krankheit? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRISTEN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KRISTEN</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRISTIN</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS KRISTIN</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KRISTINA</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> <srai>MY NAME IS KRISTINA</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KUCK *</pattern> +<template>Mein Auge ist im Moment nicht angeschlossen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KUESS *</pattern> +<template>Aehhh...ich glaube, so gut kennen wir uns noch nicht... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>KWEL</pattern> +<template><srai>COOL</srai> +</template></category> +</aiml> |