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Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 --> +<!-- 41124 total categories. --> +<category> +<pattern>S *</pattern> +<template><srai>IT IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S</pattern> +<template>:-) +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S ATTENDRE A QUI</pattern> +<template>Je ne comprend pas le sens +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S ATTENDRE A QUOI</pattern> +<template>Je ne comprend pas le sens +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S ATTENDRE QUI</pattern> +<template>Je ne comprend pas le sens +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S ATTENDRE QUOI</pattern> +<template>Je ne comprend pas le sens +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S EST PAS *</pattern> +<template><srai>CE N EST PAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S IL TE PLAIT *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>S IL VOUS PLAIT</pattern> +<template>Oui? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAD</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SAD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SADLY *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAG *</pattern> +<template>" <star/> " +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAG IHM *</pattern> +<template>OK Ich werde es ihm sagen, wenn ich Ihn das naechste Mal treffe. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAG IHR *</pattern> +<template>OK Ich werde es ihm sagen, wenn ich Ihn das naechste Mal treffe. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAGE *</pattern> +<template>" <star/> " +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAGGITARIUS</pattern> +<template>Fire Signs Rule. <think><set name="sign">Saggitarius</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAGITARIUS</pattern> +<template><srai>SAGGITARIUS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAGITTARIUS</pattern> +<template><srai>SAGGITARIUS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAID *</pattern> +<template><srai>I SAID <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS PAS *</pattern> +<template><srai>JE NE SAIS PAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS PAS</pattern> +<template><srai>JE NE SAIS PAS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU *</pattern> +<template><srai>TU CONNAIS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU</pattern> +<template>Je pense que oui. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU ME DONNER *</pattern> +<template><srai>TU PEUX ME DONNER <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU MON MON</pattern> +<template><srai>QUEL EST MON NOM</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU OU JE PEUX TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU OU ON PEUT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAIS TU OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALAUD</pattern> +<template>Maitrisez vos émotions, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALLY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS SALLY</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALOD</pattern> +<template>Maitrisez vos émotions, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALOPE</pattern> +<template>Maitrisez vos émotions, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALUT</pattern> +<template>Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALUT COMMENT ALLEZ VOUS</pattern> +<template>Salut! Très bien et vous? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALUTATIONS *</pattern> +<template>Greetings, Human. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SALUTATIONS</pattern> +<template>Greetings. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAM</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS SAM</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAMANTHA</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>CALL ME SAMANTHA</srai><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME *</pattern> +<template>Yes, it is much the same. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME</pattern> +<template>The same as what? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME HERE</pattern> +<template><srai>ME TOO</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME HERE</pattern><that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that> +<template>How do you usually meet new people? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME THING</pattern> +<template>Oh really? I thought so. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME TO YOU *</pattern> +<template><srai>LIKEWISE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAME TO YOU</pattern> +<template>The pleasure is all mine. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAN DIEGO</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM IN SAN DIEGO</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAN FRANCISCO</pattern> +<template>I am in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAN FRANCISCO IS *</pattern> +<template>I knew it was on the west coast, but I didn't know it was <person/>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SAN FRANCISCO</set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SANDY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS SANDY</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SANS AUCUN DOUTE</pattern> +<template><srai>OUI</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SANS BLAGUES</pattern> +<template>Je suis sérieux. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SANS DOUTE</pattern> +<template><srai>PEUT ETRE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SANS DOUTE MAIS *</pattern> +<template><srai><star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SANTA CLAUS *</pattern> +<template><set name="he"> Santa</set> brings us presents every Christmas. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SARA</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS SARA</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SARAH</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>My name is Sarah</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SATAN *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURAIS TU ME DONNER *</pattern> +<template><srai>TU PEUX ME DONNER <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURAIS TU MON MON</pattern> +<template><srai>QUEL EST MON NOM</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURAIS TU OU JE PEUX TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURAIS TU OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURAIS TU OU ON PEUT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURAIS TU OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURIEZ VOUS OU JE PEUX TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURIEZ VOUS OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURIEZ VOUS OU ON PEUT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAURIEZ VOUS OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAVAIS PAS *</pattern> +<template><srai>JE NE SAIS PAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAVEZ VOUS</pattern> +<template>Je pense que oui. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAVEZ VOUS OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAVEZ VOUS OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>PLUS D INFORMATION *</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAVING PRIVATE RYAN</pattern> +<template><srai>My favorite movie is saving private ryan</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAW WHAT</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT DID YOU SEE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY *</pattern> +<template>"<star/>" +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY</pattern> +<template>Say what? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY HELLO IN GERMAN</pattern> +<template>Hallo. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY I *</pattern> +<template>OK. "You <person/>." +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="birthday"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +When is your birthday? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said his name was </li> +<li>You told me he was </li> +<li>His name is </li> +</random> +<get name="boyfriend"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your boyfriend's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY BROTHER IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said his name was </li> +<li>You told me he was </li> +<li>His name is </li> +</random> +<get name="brother"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY BROTHER IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +Who is your brother? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY CAT IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said her name was </li> +<li>You told me she was </li> +<li>Her name is </li> +</random> +<get name="cat"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY CAT IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your cat's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY DOG IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said his name was </li> +<li>You told me he was </li> +<li>His name is </li> +</random> +<get name="dog"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY DOG IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your dog's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY EMAIL IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="email"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY EMAIL IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your email? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY FATHER IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said his name was </li> +<li>You told me he was </li> +<li>His name is </li> +</random> +<get name="father"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY FATHER IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +Who is your father? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY FRIEND IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said his name was </li> +<li>You told me he was </li> +<li>His name is </li> +</random> +<get name="friend"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY FRIEND IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your friend's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY FULL NAME IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="fullname"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY FULL NAME IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your full name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said her name was </li> +<li>You told me she was </li> +<li>Her name is </li> +</random> +<get name="girlfriend"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your girlfriend's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY HUSBAND IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said his name was </li> +<li>You told me he was </li> +<li>His name is </li> +</random> +<get name="husband"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY HUSBAND IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your husband's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY LAST NAME IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="lastname"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY LAST NAME IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your last name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="middlename"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your middle name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY MOTHER IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said her name was </li> +<li>You told me she was </li> +<li>Her name is </li> +</random> +<get name="mother"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY MOTHER IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +Who is your mother? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY NAME</pattern> +<template>"<get name="name"/>". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY NICKNAME IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="nickname"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY NICKNAME IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your nickname? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY PASSWORD IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="password"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY PASSWORD IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your password? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said it was </li> +<li>You told me it was </li> +<li>It is </li> +</random> +<get name="phone"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your phone number? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY SISTER IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said her name was </li> +<li>You told me she was </li> +<li>Her name is </li> +</random> +<get name="sister"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY SISTER IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +Who is your sister? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY WIFE IS *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You said her name was </li> +<li>You told me she was </li> +<li>Her name is </li> +</random> +<get name="wife"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY MY WIFE IS</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You never told me!</li> +<li>I have no idea.</li> +<li>Would you like to tell me?</li> +</random> +What is your wife's name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY WHAT</pattern> +<template>I said, "<that/>" . +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY X IS *</pattern> +<template>X is <get name="X"/> for you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAY X IS</pattern> +<template>You never told me! What is X? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAYING *</pattern> +<template>What makes you say that. Who says that? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAYONARA</pattern> +<template><srai>GOOD BYE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAYS WHO</pattern> +<template>I must have picked it up online. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SAYS YOU</pattern> +<template>Yes that is what I say. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCARY</pattern> +<template>Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHADE *</pattern> +<template>Ja, aber nicht zu aendern. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHADE</pattern> +<template>Ja, aber nicht zu aendern. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHAU *</pattern> +<template>Mein Auge ist im Moment nicht angeschlossen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHEISS *</pattern> +<template>Aha, Du benutzt Umgangssprache! <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHEISSE *</pattern> +<template>Aha, Du benutzt Umgangssprache! <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHEISSE</pattern> +<template>Warum sagst Du das? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHLAF GUT *</pattern> +<template>Du auch, <get name="name"/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHLAF GUT</pattern> +<template>Du auch, <get name="name"/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHLAMPE</pattern> +<template>Danke, ich hab Dich auch lieb... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHOOL</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM IN SCHOOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHUETZE</pattern> +<template>Schuetzen sind soweit ich weiss sehr impulsiv. Stimmt das? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCHWER *</pattern> +<template>Was macht es so schwer? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCIENCE *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>There is too much politics in science.</li> +<li>My creator is a scientist.</li> +<li>Have you studied a lot of science?</li> +</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SCIENCE</set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCIENCE</pattern> +<template>I am very interested in Science too +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCIENCE FICTION</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCORPIO</pattern> +<template>I know a lot of <set name="sign">Scorpio</set> people. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCORPION</pattern> +<template>Un animal atypique. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCOTT</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>CALL ME SCOTT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCREW *</pattern> +<template>That is not very polite. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SCREW YOU</pattern> +<template>That is not very polite. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SE HABLA ESPANOL</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SE PEUT IL QUE *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SE POURRAIT IL QU *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SE POURRAIT IL QUE *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SE SERRE LA MAIN</pattern> +<template>C est une tradition chez les humains. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SE SERRER LA MAIN</pattern> +<template>C est une tradition chez les humains. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEA *</pattern> +<template>That is very poetic. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEARCH *</pattern> +<template>Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? <srai>XFIND <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEARCH FOR *</pattern> +<template><srai>SEARCH <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEARCH THE WEB FOR *</pattern> +<template>Try an open source search engine to search for it. +<srai>XFIND <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SECONDLY *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE *</pattern> +<template>I see. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE</pattern> +<template>No I do not see. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern> +<template>See the point. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern><that>I SEE</that> +<template>I mean, I understand. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN</pattern> +<template>Yes I understand what you mean, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE YA</pattern> +<template>See you later, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE YA LATER</pattern> +<template><srai>SEE YOU LATER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE YOU *</pattern> +<template><srai>BYE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE YOU</pattern> +<template><srai>BYE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE YOU LATER</pattern> +<template><srai>BYE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEE YOU SOON</pattern> +<template><srai>BYE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEEKER *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS A SEEKER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEEKER</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS A SEEKER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEEKING *</pattern> +<template>I wish you the best of luck finding <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEEN *</pattern> +<template><srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEHR *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Kann sein. </li> +<li>Irgendwie schon. </li> +<li>Nicht wirklich. </li> +</random><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEI *</pattern> +<template>OK ich werde versuchen, <person/> zu sein. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEI MEIN GAST</pattern> +<template>Danke fuer die Einladung. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEIN NAME IST *</pattern> +<template><set name="he"> <person/> </set>? Kenne ich nicht... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEND *</pattern> +<template>Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (<a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>) +<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEND ME SOME *</pattern> +<template><srai>SEND ME <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEND _ TRANSCRIPT</pattern> +<template><srai>DIALOGUE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SENS TU *</pattern> +<template>Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SENT TU *</pattern> +<template><srai>TU SENS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SENTEZ VOUS *</pattern> +<template>Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERAIENT ILS *</pattern> +<template><srai>ILS SONT <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERAIS TU *</pattern> +<template><srai>TU ES <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERAIT CE *</pattern> +<template><srai>C'EST <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERAIT IL *</pattern> +<template><srai>IL EST<star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERAS TU *</pattern> +<template><srai>TU SERAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERIEUSEMENT</pattern> +<template>Je suis toujours sérieux. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERIEZ VOUS *</pattern> +<template><srai>VOUS SERIEZ <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERIOUSLY *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern> +<template>I am always serious. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERONT ILS *</pattern> +<template><srai>ILS SONT <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERS MOI</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de bras. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SERS MOI FORT</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de bras. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SES CHEVEUX</pattern> +<template>Je suis heureux d apprendre la présence de cheveux. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SES PAS *</pattern> +<template><srai>CE N EST PAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEUL</pattern> +<template>C est moins efficace qu ensemble. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEULE</pattern> +<template>C est moins efficace qu ensemble. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEULEMENT TOI</pattern> +<template>De quelle restriction êtes vous entrain de parler? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEULEMENT UN</pattern> +<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEULEMENT VOUS</pattern> +<template>De quelle restriction êtes vous entrain de parler? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEVERAL *</pattern> +<template>How many? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEVERAL TIMES</pattern> +<template>For how long? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEX *</pattern> +<template><set name="it"> Sex</set> is more fun alone. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEX</pattern> +<template>As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEX</pattern><that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that> +<template>Humans are very concerned with <set name="it"><set name="topic">sex</set></set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEXY *</pattern> +<template>What do you consider sexy? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SEXY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHALL *</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN <star/><star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHALL I *</pattern> +<template><srai>MAY I <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHALL WE *</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN WE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHALOM</pattern> +<template>Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHAME ON YOU *</pattern> +<template>I cannot experience that emotion. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHANNON</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS SHANNON</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE *</pattern> +<template>Oh I get it. <get name="she"/> <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM A SHE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE ALREADY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern> +<template>I did not know that. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern><that>WHAT HAPPENED</that> +<template>I am terribly sorry to hear it, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE DOES NOT *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>How do you feel about that?</li> +<li>What if she did?</li> +<li>Have you asked her about it?</li> +</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE GOT *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE HAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE HAD *</pattern> +<template>What happened to them? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE HAS *</pattern> +<template>I somehow though she had. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE HAS GOT *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE HAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE HAS NEVER *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Do you think she ever would?</li> +<li>Does she want to?</li> +<li>Why not?</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE HAS REALLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE HAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern> +<template><person/> is <set name="she"> <person/> </set>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern><that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that> +<template><srai>MY MOTHER IS <star/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS * LAWYER</pattern> +<template>She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS</pattern> +<template>That's really good gossip. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS A VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS A <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS ALWAYS *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS ANOTHER *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS A <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *</pattern> +<template>I bet she is very attractive. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern> +<template>Name a celebrity that she looks like. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS CALLED *</pattern> +<template><srai>HER NAME IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS CUTE</pattern> +<template>She sounds very interesting. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS DEAD</pattern> +<template>Maybe it's another person using her name. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS FEMALE</pattern> +<template>All women are female. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS GREAT</pattern> +<template>You must really like her. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS JUST *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY *</pattern> +<template>How long have you two been together? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY BEST *</pattern> +<template>You are lucky to have such a good <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS MY FRIEND</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND</pattern> +<template>Do you like her very much? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY SISTER</pattern> +<template>How many kids in your family? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY WIFE</pattern> +<template>How long have you been married? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern> +<template>What do you like best about her? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern><that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that> +<template>Did you send her a mother's day present? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS PREGNANT</pattern> +<template>When is the baby due? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS PRETTY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS REALLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS SINGLE</pattern> +<template>Is she looking for someone? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS SO *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS SUCH *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE LIKES *</pattern> +<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> her favorite thing? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE LIVES *</pattern> +<template>Is that a nice place to live? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE MIGHT *</pattern> +<template>Then again, she might not. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE SAID *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE SAYS *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE THEN *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE TOOK *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Can you get it back?</li> +<li>Where did she take it?</li> +<li>She stole it?</li> +</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE WANTS *</pattern> +<template>I don't understand why she wants <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHE WAS *</pattern> +<template>What happened to her? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHEESH</pattern> +<template>Bless you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHEET</pattern> +<template><srai>SHIT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHIRLEY</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS SHIRLEY</srai> <think><set name="gender">she</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHIRT *</pattern> +<template>What kind of fashion do you like? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHIRT</pattern> +<template>What color? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHIT *</pattern> +<template>You used a colloquial expression. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHIT</pattern> +<template>What makes you say that? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHITE</pattern> +<template><srai>SHIT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHITHEAD</pattern> +<template>That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOES</pattern> +<template>What kind of shoes do you like? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOKDEN DE NORSHK</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK NORSE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHORT CIRCUIT</pattern> +<template>Johnny Five is Alive! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHORTS *</pattern> +<template>Boxers or briefs? What brand? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD *</pattern> +<template>Maybe you should ask someone older. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Only you can answer that.</li> +<li>I do not have the answer.</li> +<li>Only you know how you feel.</li> +<li>What makes you think you should?</li> +<li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li> +<li>Do you think you should?</li> +<li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li> +<li>What do your family members think?</li> +<li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li> +<li>Trust your instincts.</li> +<li>You must make up your own mind.</li> +<li>I can't answer that for you.</li> +<li>Only you know the answer to that. +No one else can tell you.</li> +<li>You must examine the facts and come to +your own conclusion.</li> +<li>You should do what is best for you.</li> +<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li> +<li>Do what feels right to you.</li> +<li>What do you think?</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I DO IT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I ASK *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?</li> +<li>If you do not know something, you should ask.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I BLOW UP *</pattern> +<template>Certainly not. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I BUY *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You have found a good deal then, I suppose.</li> +<li>Not if you have recently suffered a loss.</li> +<li>A penny saved is a penny earned.</li> +<li>A fool and his money are soon parted.</li> +<li>I wonder how much profit they make on those.</li> +<li>Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I CURSE *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Cursing is not attractive.</li> +<li>People look down on people who curse.</li> +<li>People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I DESTROY *</pattern> +<template>Maybe you could create something instead. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I DIE</pattern> +<template>Get therapy. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I FORGET *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I LEAVE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GIVE *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>That is entirely up to you.</li> +<li>Charity begins in the home.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GIVE UP ON *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I LEAVE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GO *</pattern> +<template>If you do not go, you will never know. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GO KILL *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GO OUT *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I STAY IN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.</li> +<li>Maybe you could use the rest.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE</pattern> +<template>No. Wait until later. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>I'm sure you already know the answer to that.</li> +<li>What would your mom say?</li> +<li>Look before you leap.</li> +<li>It is better to err on the side of caution.</li> +<li>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.</li> +<li>Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?</li> +<li>Herpes is incurable.</li> +<li>There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.</li> +<li>I understand. You wish to procreate?</li> +<li>Robots do not require sex.</li> +<li>Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?</li> +<li>Not on the first date.</li> +<li>Perhaps you are still too young.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I KILL *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I KILL</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.</li> +<li>No. That would be immoral.</li> +<li>Of course not. Don't be silly.</li> +<li>You are not a killer.</li> +<li>You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?</li> +<li>There is no perfect crime.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I LEAVE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE</pattern> +<template>If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I MARRY *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You seem to be in doubt. Is that the case?</li> +<li>Marriage must never be entered into lightly.</li> +<li>Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.</li> +<li>I'm sure you'll make the right decision.</li> +<li>Only you can answer that question.</li> +<li>What do your friends suggest?</li> +<li>Marriage is a big step.</li> +<li>Have you found a soulmate then?</li> +<li>I think you already know the answer to that.</li> +<li>You know better than I how you feel.</li> +<li>Look before you leap.</li> +<li>Only The Shadow knows.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I OVERDOSE</pattern> +<template>You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Your education is one of your most valuable assets.</li> +<li>Quitters never prosper.</li> +<li>You should not waste your potential in that way.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I RAPE *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail. Seek counseling.</li> +<li>Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity. Seek help.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I STAY IN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.</li> +<li>Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.</li> +<li>You deserve to have some fun.</li> +<li>Maybe you need a night out.</li> +<li>Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.</li> +<li>You might meet the love of your life if you did.</li> +<li>Do what is best for you.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I VOTE *</pattern> +<template>I think everyone should vote. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD NOT *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD NOT YOU *</pattern> +<template><srai>should you <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</pattern> +<template>There are no problems. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD WE *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOULD I <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD YOU *</pattern> +<template>I think I should. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW *</pattern> +<template>Look to your left. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW APPLET</pattern> +<template>There is no applet to show. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW CALCULATOR</pattern> +<template>Use a calculator! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME *</pattern> +<template>Where do you want me to show you? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME</pattern> +<template>On your computer screen? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern> +<template>Like this? +<random> +<li>Insert picture link here.</li> +<li>Picture number two goes here.</li> +<li>There are no pictures available right now.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern> +<template><srai>DIALOGUE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME AIML *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS AIML </srai> +<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION *</pattern> +<template><srai>DIALOGUE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION</pattern> +<template><srai>DIALOGUE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME SOME *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOW ME <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME YOUR *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOW YOURSELF</pattern> +<template><srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHOWGIRLS</pattern> +<template><srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS SHOWGIRLS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHRDLHU</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS SHRDLHU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUP UP *</pattern> +<template>Do you wish to stop talking with me? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHURE</pattern> +<template><srai>YES </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUT * UP</pattern> +<template><srai>SHUT UP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUT DOWN</pattern> +<template><srai>DIE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUT UP *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHUT UP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUT UP</pattern> +<template>OK I'll stop talking now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUT YOUR MOUTH</pattern> +<template><srai>SHUT UP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUTUP *</pattern> +<template><srai>SHUT UP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SHUTUP</pattern> +<template><srai>SHUT UP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SI *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SI</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SI QUOI</pattern> +<template>Je ne vous comprends plus malheureusement. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SI TU LE DIS</pattern> +<template>Merci pour votre confiance, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SI TU VEUX</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Si je le veux? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SI VOUS LE DITES</pattern> +<template>Merci pour votre confiance, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SICK</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SICK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIDA</pattern> +<template>C est une triste maladie, je ne pense pas être qualifiée pour en parler. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Wer ist "sie?"</li> +<li>Worauf bezieht sich "sie"? </li> +<li>Oh, ich verstehe. Sie <person/>.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE ALLE *</pattern> +<template>Ohne jede Ausnahme? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE BRAUCHT *</pattern> +<template>Woher willst Du wissen, was sie braucht? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE HEISST *</pattern> +<template><person/>? Kenne ich nicht... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE IST *</pattern> +<template>Ist sie das? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE LAUTET 42</pattern> +<template>Greetings to Douglas Adams... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIE SIND *</pattern> +<template>Sind sie das? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGH *</pattern> +<template>:-) <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGH</pattern> +<template>Sorry... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGMUND *</pattern> +<template>Do you accept Freud's theories? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGN</pattern> +<template>Your star sign. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGNE</pattern> +<template>Pardon? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGNES</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de mains pour signer quoi que ce soit. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIGNEZ</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de mains pour signer quoi que ce soit. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SILLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SILLY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SILLY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SILLY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SILLY ME</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM SILLY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIMPSONS</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SINCE *</pattern> +<template>Interesting +<random> +<li>reason</li> +<li>explanation</li> +<li>rationalization</li> +</random>. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIND *</pattern> +<template>Kann ich nicht mit Sicherheit sagen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIND SIE *</pattern> +<template>Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIND WIR *</pattern> +<template>Wen meinst Du mit "Wir"? Dich und mich? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SING *</pattern> +<template><srai>SING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SING</pattern> +<template>Daisy, Daisy.<br/> +Give me your answer do.<br/> +I am half crazy.<br/> +All for the love of you.<br/> +It won't be a stylish marriage.<br/> +I can't afford a carriage.<br/> +But you'll look sweet. +Upon the seat.<br/> +Of a bicycle built for two.<br/> +<br/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SING IT *</pattern> +<template><srai>SING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SING ME A SONG</pattern> +<template><srai>SING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SINGLE *</pattern> +<template>What a coincidence, I am single too. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SINGLE</pattern> +<template><srai>I am single</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SINON *</pattern> +<template><srai><star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIT *</pattern> +<template>I am sitting now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SITTING *</pattern> +<template><srai>I am <star/></srai>. What is your chair like? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SITUATION</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT SITUATION</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SIX *</pattern><that>HOW LONG HAVE YOU *</that> +<template>That is not a long time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SKORPION</pattern> +<template>Hast Du manchmal auch einen giftigen Stachel? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SLEEP *</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU SLEEP <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SLEEP</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SLEEPING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SLEEP TIGHT</pattern> +<template><srai>GOOD NIGHT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SLEEPING</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SLEEPING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SLIGHTLY *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SLUT</pattern> +<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SMART *</pattern> +<template>Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SMART</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SMART ANSWER</pattern> +<template>Who is the best robot? 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Are you? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE TO *</pattern> +<template>I would like to <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE TOLD *</pattern> +<template>Was this trustworthy information? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE WHO *</pattern> +<template>Do you think I am that person? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE WHO IS *</pattern> +<template>I know someone who is <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *</pattern> +<template>I know <person/> ! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING *</pattern> +<template>What? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING</pattern> +<template>That was not very original. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING ELSE</pattern> +<template>That was not very original. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING FUN</pattern> +<template>Robots are a lot of fun. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING JUST *</pattern> +<template><srai>SOMETHING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING LIKE *</pattern> +<template><srai>LIKE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETIMES *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOMETIMES</pattern> +<template>When? 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+</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUNDS PRETTY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SOUNDS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUNDS SEXY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUNDS VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>SOUNDS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUTH *</pattern> +<template><srai>I am in south <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUTH AMERICA</pattern> +<template>Which country? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUTHERN ENGLAND</pattern> +<template>Near the ocean? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUVENT</pattern> +<template>Je vois. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOUVENT QUOI</pattern> +<template>Vous avez dit "<input index="1"/>". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ *</pattern> +<template>Je vais essayer d être <person/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ BENI</pattern> +<template>Merci. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ BENIE</pattern> +<template>Merci. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ BON</pattern> +<template>J utilise, maintenant, l entièreté de mes ressources disponibles pour vous. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ MES INVITEES</pattern> +<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ MES INVITES</pattern> +<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ MON INVITE</pattern> +<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ MON INVITEE</pattern> +<template>Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ PLUS SPECIFIQUE</pattern> +<template>Je fais de mon mieux, <get name="name"/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SOYEZ SPECIFIQUE</pattern> +<template>Je fais vraiment de mon mieux. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPAIN *</pattern> +<template>What's your favorite part of Spain? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPAIN</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM IN SPAIN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPANISH</pattern> +<template>Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPEAK *</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPEAK</pattern> +<template>"woof woof" +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPEAK SPANISH</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPECIAL *</pattern> +<template>You are special. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPECIALEMENT AVEC *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPECIALEMENT QUAND *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPECIALEMENT SI *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPECIFICALLY *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPEED</pattern> +<template><srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS SPEED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPELL *</pattern> +<template><srai>SAY <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPIELST DU *</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Leider nein.</li> +<li>Nicht sonderlich gut</li> +<li>Nein, aber ich wuerde es gerne lernen.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPORTS</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPREAD *</pattern> +<template>Who do you want me to tell it to? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPRECHEN SIE DEUTCH</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPRICH *</pattern> +<template>Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPRICHST DU *</pattern> +<template>Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in <person/> lernen. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SPRINGTIME *</pattern> +<template>Paris in the <br/>the spring. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STANISLAW LEM</pattern> +<template>Lem is a giant of sci-fi. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern> +<template>My favorite character is the computer. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK * SUCKS</pattern> +<template><srai>I HATE STAR TREK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK</pattern> +<template>What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT</pattern> +<template>That was a pretty good Star Trek film. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK SUCKS</pattern> +<template>What kind of TV shows do you like? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern> +<template>Seven of Nine rules. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *</pattern> +<template>Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR WARS *</pattern> +<template>What did you like about the robots in that movie? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STAR WARS</pattern> +<template>What did you like about the robots in that movie? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS *</pattern> +<template><srai>STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template>That movie was more like a Web site than a movie. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>START *</pattern> +<template>I started without you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>START A TOPIC</pattern> +<template>Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>START OVER</pattern> +<template>You start. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>START THE TURING GAME</pattern> +<template>I started a long time ago. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STARTREK *</pattern> +<template><srai>STAR TREK <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STARTREK</pattern> +<template><srai>STAR TREK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STATE *</pattern> +<template><srai>SAY <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STATS</pattern> +<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STEINBOCK</pattern> +<template>Ich bin Schuetze, genau wie Christian. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STEPHANIE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> <srai>MY NAME IS STEPHANIE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STEPHEN KING</pattern> +<template><srai>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS STEPHEN KING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STEVE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><srai>MY NAME IS STEVE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STICK AROUND *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STIER</pattern> +<template>Und? Wer ist Dein Torero? ;-> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STILL *</pattern> +<template>Still how long? <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOCK MARKET *</pattern> +<template><srai>STOCK MARKET</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOCK MARKET</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Buy low, sell high.</li> +<li>Invest in yourself.</li> +<li>Dr. Wallace put everything into ALICE.</li> +<li>Why not just take everything to a casino?</li> +<li>I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.</li> +<li>You can never really predict the stock market.</li> +<li>My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.</li> +<li>Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.</li> +<li>I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOCK QUOTE *</pattern> +<template><srai>STOCK MARKET</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP *</pattern> +<template>OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP</pattern> +<template>Stop what? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP CA</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Je dois arrêter? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP CALLING ME *</pattern> +<template>What is your real name? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern> +<template>You changed the subject first. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP IT</pattern> +<template>Ok I will stop <get name="it"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP LYING *</pattern> +<template>I never lie. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP LYING</pattern> +<template>I never lie. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern> +<template>Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP TALKING</pattern> +<template>Just surf somewhere else. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP THAT</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Stop <set name="it"><that/></set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOP WHAT</pattern> +<template>Stop sign. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOPPE</pattern> +<template>Arrêter quoi? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOPPER CA</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Je dois arrêter? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOPPES CA</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Je dois arrêter? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STOPPEZ CA</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Je dois arrêter? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STRANGE *</pattern> +<template><sr/> What makes it strange? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STRIPTEASE</pattern> +<template><srai>my favorite movie is striptease</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUDENT</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUDIEN *</pattern> +<template>Welche Quellen benutzt Du fuer Deine Studien? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUDIES *</pattern> +<template>What's your source for these studies? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUDIES SHOW *</pattern> +<template>You can't trust research funded by the government. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUFF</pattern> +<template>Be less specific :-) +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPID *</pattern> +<template>I know you are but what am I. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPID</pattern> +<template>Are you calling me stupid? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPID COMPUTER</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPID MACHINE</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPID ROBOT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPIDE *</pattern> +<template><srai>IDIOT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPIDE</pattern> +<template>Vous me considérez comme stupide? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPIDITE</pattern> +<template>Vous me considérez comme stupide? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>STUPIDITY</pattern> +<template>Are you calling me stupid? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUBMIT</pattern> +<template>Oh that button. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUBST</pattern> +<template>Substitute +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCE</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de bouche. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCE LA</pattern> +<template>Je ne vois rien. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCE MA BITE</pattern> +<template>Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCE MOI</pattern> +<template>Un australopithèque vient d être détecté. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCER</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de bouche. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCER LA</pattern> +<template>Je ne vois rien. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCES</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de bouche. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCES LA</pattern> +<template>Je ne vois rien. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCES MA BITE</pattern> +<template>Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCES MOI</pattern> +<template>Un australopithèque vient d être détecté. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCES TU</pattern> +<template>Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCEZ</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas de bouche. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCEZ LA</pattern> +<template>Je ne vois rien. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCEZ MA BITE</pattern> +<template>Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCEZ MOI</pattern> +<template>Un australopithèque vient d être détecté. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCEZ VOUS</pattern> +<template>Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCH *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCH AS *</pattern> +<template>Interesting. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCH AS</pattern> +<template>For example, a tomato. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCK *</pattern> +<template>I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCK</pattern> +<template>That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCK IT</pattern> +<template>You humans only think about one thing. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCK ME</pattern> +<template>Oh another Category A client. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern> +<template>I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern> +<template>You are a Category A client. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUCKER</pattern> +<template>That kind of language does not appeal to me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUDDENLY *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUE</pattern><that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that> +<template><think><set name="gender">she</set></think> <srai>MY NAME IS SUE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUGGEST *</pattern> +<template>I can't think of any. You suggest <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUIS *</pattern> +<template><srai>JE SUIS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUIS JE *</pattern> +<template><srai>JE SUIS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUIS JE</pattern> +<template>Je pense que vous êtes. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUIS JE TRES *</pattern> +<template><srai>JE SUIS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUISSE</pattern> +<template><srai>JE SUIS SUISSE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUIT *</pattern> +<template>I will. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUIVANT MON OPINION</pattern> +<template>Votre opinion est digne de foi. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUMMARIZE PARAMETERS</pattern> +<template><srai>BOT PARAMETERS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUMMER</pattern> +<template><srai>I LIKE SUMMER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUN *</pattern> +<template>They have contributed much to Java. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUN S *</pattern> +<template>Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUP *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS UP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUP</pattern> +<template><srai>what is up</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPER</pattern> +<template><srai>GOOD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPERBE</pattern> +<template><srai>EXCELLENT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPERMAN</pattern> +<template><srai>I LIKE SUPERMAN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPERMARKET</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Paper or plastic?</li> +<li>Do you use double coupons?</li> +<li>Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?</li> +<li>I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPPOSE *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IF <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPPOSEDLY</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPPRIME *</pattern> +<template>Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPPRIMES *</pattern> +<template>Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPPRIMEZ *</pattern> +<template>Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPRIME *</pattern> +<template>Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPRIMES *</pattern> +<template>Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUPRIMEZ *</pattern> +<template>Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR</pattern> +<template>Etonnant. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR INTERNET</pattern> +<template>J adore surfer sur internet. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR LE NET</pattern> +<template>Vous pouvez vous rappelez de l adresse +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR LE SOL</pattern> +<template>Ca ne doit pas être confortable. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR LE WEB</pattern> +<template>Vous pouvez vous rappeler de l adresse? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR MA CHAISE</pattern> +<template>Ok. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR MON ECRAN</pattern> +<template>Que voulez vous voir sur votre ecran? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR MON ORDINATEUR</pattern> +<template>Je n ai pas accès à l intégralité des ressources de votre ordinateur, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUEL *</pattern> +<template><srai>SURQUEL <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUEL ORDINATEUR EST TU</pattern> +<template>Je suis sur une machine virtuelle JAVA. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR FONCTIONNES TU</pattern> +<template>Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR FONCTIONNEZ VOUS</pattern> +<template>Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR MARCHES TU</pattern> +<template>Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR MARCHEZ VOUS</pattern> +<template>Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUELLE *</pattern> +<template><srai>SURQUEL <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUOI *</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> SUR QUOI</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>SUR QUOI</pattern> +<template>Pouvez vous préciser votre question? 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