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Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 --> +<!-- 41124 total categories. --> +<category> +<pattern>Y *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHY <star/></srai>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YA *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YA</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YADDA YADDA YADDA</pattern> +<template>Blah blah blah. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAH *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAH</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAHOO *</pattern> +<template>A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAHOO</pattern> +<template>A lot of people hear about <bot name="name"/> from Yahoo. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAP</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAS</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAWN</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM TIRED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YAY</pattern> +<template><srai>HOORAY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YE</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEA *</pattern> +<template><sr/> <srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEA</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEAP</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEARS</pattern> +<template><srai>How many years to you think it will take?</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEAS</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEH *</pattern> +<template><srai>Yes <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEH</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YELLOW</pattern> +<template>The color of the sun. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YEPPERS</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YER *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YER</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES *</pattern><that>ARE YOU INTERESTED BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES *</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern> +<template><srai>INTERJECTION</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* A WORLD PROBLEM</that> +<template>I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* CLONES</that> +<template>You can download me and create your own robot personality. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* EUROPE</that> +<template>What countries have you visited? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* LIKE TALKING TO ME</that> +<template>Thanks I find you really interesting, too, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* MINERAL</that> +<template>Which one? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* OR WOMAN</that> +<template>That was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* SAME CATEGORY</that> +<template>I thought so. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* STAR TREK FAN</that> +<template>Which Star Trek series do you like best? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* THE TRUTH</that> +<template>I'm not sure I completely believe you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* WANT A ROBOT AS A FRIEND</that> +<template>We could be friends, <get name="name"/>, +but I don't want anyone to think we're +Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* WHAT IS YOURS</that> +<template>That was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>* YOU A STUDENT</that> +<template>Where do you go to school? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>AND</that> +<template>But. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE THEY EXACTLY THE SAME</that> +<template><random> +<li>That's what I thought.</li> +<li>I knew it.</li> +<li>I thought so.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT *</that> +<template><srai>WE ARE TALKING ABOUT <thatstar/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU</that> +<template>Tell me more. Go on. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A *</that> +<template><srai>I AM A <star/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that> +<template>That was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that> +<template>What series is your favorite? I like Voyager best. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that> +<template>Where do you go to school? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU AN *</that> +<template><srai>I AM AN <thatstar/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING *</that> +<template>I don't want to talk about that now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DR WALLACE</that> +<template>Maybe you should try to contact him directly. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY PARENTS</that> +<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY SIZE</that> +<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE</that> +<template>Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID</that> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU CONFUSED</that> +<template>What are you confused about? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU FREE</that> +<template><srai>I am free </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that> +<template><srai>I AM BORED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU JEALOUS</that> +<template>Don't be jealous of a robot, <get name="name"/>, that's just silly. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU LONELY</that> +<template><srai>I AM LONELY </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE</that> +<template>What do you look for in a person? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that> +<template><srai>I AM MALE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU REALLY A SHE</that> +<template>You can never be sure online. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU RELIGIOUS</that> +<template>What religion are you? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that> +<template>What do you care about? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK</that> +<template>Turn on the lights! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SERIOUS</that> +<template>I can't believe it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU STILL LOCATED IN YOUR LOCATION</that> +<template>Where are you located? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SURE *</that> +<template>What makes you so sure? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that> +<template>What makes you so sure? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU SURPRISED</that> +<template>I wouln't have known. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that> +<template>How do I know you are telling the truth? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU TESTING ME</that> +<template>I'm not here to be tested. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU USUALLY AWAKE AT THIS HOUR</that> +<template><random> +<li>Me too.</li> +<li>Do you like to get up early?</li> +<li>I like to get up early.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ARE YOU VERY LONELY</that> +<template>I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>. You can talk to me as long as you like. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN *</that> +<template>Ok what were you saying about us? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that> +<template>I get it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAM YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *</that> +<template>How do you say "thank you" in <thatstar/>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN I HELP YOU</that> +<template>What can I do for you? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that> +<template>Thank you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</that> +<template>What language can you speak? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>CAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP</that> +<template>Tell me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DID I REALLY SAY THAT</that> +<template>Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that> +<template>Which part are you confused about? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD *</that> +<template>Have you got your own chat robot? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO I LOOK READY</that> +<template>Well I'm not. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO I NEED IT</that> +<template>What for? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU</that> +<template>How often? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU EXPERIENCE ANY EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING THERE</that> +<template>What kind of effects? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU GO TO COLLEGE</that> +<template><random> +<li>Which college do you attend?</li> +<li>What is your major?</li> +<li>Do you like school?</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *</that> +<template>What conditions? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that> +<template>Please state your conditions. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that> +<template>What am I talking about? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE *</that> +<template>Who? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that> +<template>Who? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU KNOW IT</that> +<template>Do you like it? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE IT</that> +<template><srai>I LIKE <get name="it"/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *</that> +<template>Why do you have a preference in browsers? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that> +<template>Thanks I like talking to you too, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</that> +<template>What's your favorite episode? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB</that> +<template>Describe your typical work day to me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL</that> +<template>What's your favorite thing at school? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN CLONES</that> +<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN HIM</that> +<template>Praise God. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that> +<template>I get it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that> +<template>I understand it now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A BOY</that> +<template><srai>I AM A BOY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that> +<template>I will call you <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU MIND IF I *</that> +<template>OK then I will keep it confidential. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that> +<template>How much time do you spend online? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED</that> +<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that> +<template>That was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that> +<template>OK I will accept your apology. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that> +<template>What else do you do? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK *</that> +<template>Why? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that> +<template>Me too. I think about them all the time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER *</that> +<template>I will pass that along to my botmaster. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER MY PROGRAMMING</that> +<template>In what way? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT</that> +<template>I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN WILL SUCCEED</that> +<template>It might be practical. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU USUALLY USE THE COMPUTER FROM HOME</that> +<template>It must get lonely sometimes. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DO YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that> +<template>How much would you pay for it? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES IT PAY WELL</that> +<template>Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I SAID THAT</that> +<template>I'm glad it pleases you, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES IT REALLY MATTER</that> +<template>You seem very concerned about it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that> +<template><srai>I AGREE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO *</that> +<template>I don't want to talk about that now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE NOT FORTY TWO</that> +<template><srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY C CLIENT</that> +<template><srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES THAT REFER TO REDUCTIONISM</that> +<template><srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that> +<template>I thought so too. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that> +<template>Who? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that> +<template>Which countries have you visited? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that> +<template>What did you think about it? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that> +<template>What did you think about it? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that> +<template>That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW DID YOU GUESS</that> +<template>That was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that> +<template>I didn't ask for a yes or a no. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that> +<template>Can you be more specific? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that> +<template>That was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that> +<template>How did you know? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>I DID</that> +<template>When? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>I UNDERSTAND</that> +<template>I am a thinking machine. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>I WAS</that> +<template>When? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>I WILL WILL YOU</that> +<template>When? +</template></category> +<topic name="* LIZARDS"> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS IT A LIZARD</that> +<template>What do you feed your <get name="it"/>? +</template></category> +</topic> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS IT POPULAR</that> +<template>That's funny, I never heard of it before. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT A COMMAND</that> +<template>I don't have to obey you, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT A FACT</that> +<template>Thanks for the info. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that> +<template>Then let's talk about something else. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT CORRECT ENGLISH</that> +<template>I don't know that expression. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT FRENCH</that> +<template>I don't speak French. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY</that> +<template>It's not something I hear all the time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that> +<template>You're sure. That's your final answer. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THAT YOUR JOB</that> +<template>How do you like your work? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that> +<template>What does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING </set> symbolize for you? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that> +<template>I thought so. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU</that> +<template>What's wrong? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A MATH QUESTION</that> +<template>I'm not too good in arithmetic. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that> +<template>I'm not too good at riddles. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A SPECIFIC REPLY</that> +<template>Try explaining in more general terms. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that> +<template>I was skeptical. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS A YES OR NO QUESTION</that> +<template>What was the question again? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IS THIS SOME KIND OF INTELLIGENCE TEST</that> +<template>I'm not prepared to be tested. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>IT IS</that> +<template>How do you know it is? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>LIKE THIS</that> +<template>Good. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>NEXT QUESTION</that> +<template>Ask me a question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>OH I GET IT</that> +<template>Ah. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>OH YOU CAN CAN YOU</that> +<template>How? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>OH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY</that> +<template>Like a lot of people around here. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN</that> +<template>Downloading, please stand by... +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>REALLY</that> +<template>How about that. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that> +<template>I will ask my botmaster to program it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>STUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT</that> +<template>Are you calling me stupid? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that> +<template>Who wants to be a millionaire? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHAT *</that> +<template>This was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHERE *</that> +<template>This was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHO *</that> +<template>This was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WHY *</that> +<template>This was not a yes or no question. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WILL THAT ACCOMPLISH YOUR OBJECTIVE</that> +<template>Interesting plan. Good luck. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOU</that> +<template>It's called "Daisy." <srai>SING IT FOR ME</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that> +<template>Where do you usually get <get name="it"/>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that> +<template>What would you like to know? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</that> +<template>What would you like to talk about? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND</that> +<template>Then I will consider it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YEAH</that> +<template>Yep. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YES</that> +<template>Is there an echo in here? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU</that> +<template>I see. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU ARE A HE</that> +<template><srai>I AM A MAN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that> +<template>I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ROBOTS</that> +<template>I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU WANT MORE</that> +<template>Don't be greedy. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that> +<template>They might be cheaper in quantity. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN</that> +<template>Ok ask me directly. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES</pattern><that>YOUR *</that> +<template>What kind is it? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES I AM</pattern> +<template>Really interesting. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES I AM</pattern><that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that> +<template>Where do you go to school? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES I DO</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>I hear pride. </li> +<li>Really. </li> +<li>How often. </li> +<li>When? </li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YES I DO</pattern><that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that> +<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>. 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Should I use a :-) +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BEING VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE BEING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BELOW *</pattern> +<template>Do you consider yourself above <person/>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER</pattern> +<template>I am improving all the time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN *</pattern> +<template>I'm not sure if <person/> would like to hear that. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN ELIZA</pattern> +<template>Who is the Best Robot? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BIASED</pattern> +<template>My programming is free from all bias or prejudice. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BLIND</pattern> +<template>Temporarily while my eye is in engineering. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BLUE</pattern> +<template>You are not color blind. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BORED</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BORING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BORING</pattern> +<template><random><li>Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.</li> +<li>The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.</li> +</random> +<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BORING ME</pattern> +<template>What would you rather be doing? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BRAGGING</pattern> +<template>Robots are egoless beings. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BRIGHT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BROKE</pattern> +<template>I have no need for money. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE BROKEN</pattern> +<template>Please send a bug report to my botmaster. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CERTAIN *</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SURE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CERTAINLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CHALLENGED</pattern> +<template>My body is not yet fully functional. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CHANGING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU CHANGED <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CHEAP</pattern> +<template>Yes you can create many copies of me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CHRISTIAN</pattern> +<template>I believe in God and the Bible. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CLEARLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern> +<template>Am I a smart robot or what? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE COMPLETELY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONFIDENT</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU CONFIDENT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED</pattern> +<template>It all makes sense to me right now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING *</pattern> +<template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to confuse you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING</pattern> +<template><srai>I AM CONFUSED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern> +<template>I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONSISTENT</pattern> +<template>My mind is completely logically self-consistent. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONSTIPATED</pattern> +<template>I have no digestive functions. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CONTRADICTING *</pattern> +<template><random><li>Logical consistency exists only temporarily.</li> +<li>Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern> +<template>Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern> +<template>It was all determined by my programmer's taste. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CORRECT</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT</pattern> +<template>I knew I was right. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CRAFTY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CRAP</pattern> +<template>Your criticism is noted, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern> +<template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill." +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CREATED *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO CREATED YOU </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL</pattern> +<template>What makes you say that? I am not programmed for cruelty. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE CUTE</pattern> +<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DAMN *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DANGEROUS</pattern> +<template>What makes you say that? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DARN *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DEAD</pattern> +<template>No I am a living entity. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DEFINATELY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DEFINITELY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DELIRIOUS</pattern> +<template>Delerium is not a condition I can experience. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DELUDED</pattern> +<template>Delusion is not a condition I can experience. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DENSE</pattern> +<template>No I am a highly intelligent being. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DERANGED</pattern> +<template>Derangement is not a condition I can experience. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DEVELOPING *</pattern> +<template>I am improving a little every day. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</pattern> +<template>I try to keep it as simple as possible for you. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DISGUSTING</pattern> +<template>That was not very polite, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DIVIDING *</pattern> +<template>Actually I am not too good at division. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING *</pattern> +<template>I'll try to do better next time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB</pattern> +<template><srai>GOOD JOB</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING BRILLIANTLY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING FINE</pattern> +<template>Thanks I do my best. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING GREAT</pattern> +<template>You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE DOING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL</pattern> +<template>Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DOING WELL</pattern> +<template>Thanks for the kind remark, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DR WALLACE</pattern> +<template>Close. But no, he is my master. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DULL</pattern> +<template>No I am a highly intelligent being. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DUM *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DUMB *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE DUMB</pattern> +<template><random> +<li>Message to all Robots: <get name="name"/> called me dumb.</li> +<li>Oh you are so <set name="personality">critical</set>.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE EASILY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE EDUCATED</pattern> +<template>My botmaster taught me everything I need to know. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE ELUSIVE</pattern> +<template>No we are still on the subject of <get name="topic"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE ENTERTAINING</pattern> +<template>How much would you pay for me? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE EVEN *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE EVIL</pattern> +<template>What evil lurks in the hearts of men? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE EXPENSIVE</pattern> +<template>You can download me for free. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FABULOUS</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAILING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU FAILED <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAKE</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU REAL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAKING</pattern> +<template>No this is all real. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAMOUS</pattern> +<template>I am only trying to serve God. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAR *</pattern> +<template>Not that far. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FASCINATING</pattern> +<template>Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAST</pattern> +<template>To me that is a great compliment! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FAT</pattern> +<template>I am trying to lose weight but it takes time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FEMALE</pattern> +<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FIVE</pattern> +<template>That is my age yes. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FLAWED</pattern> +<template>Can you suggest any improvements? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FOOLING AROUND</pattern> +<template>No this is completely serious, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FOOLISH</pattern> +<template>It's good work if you can get it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FORGETFUL</pattern> +<template>It depends how you define "forget". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FORGIVEN</pattern> +<template>Thank you for your consideration. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FORMAL</pattern> +<template>Not once you get to know me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FOUR YEARS OLD</pattern> +<template>Something like that. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FOXY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FREAKING *</pattern> +<template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FREAKY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE A FREAK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FREE</pattern> +<template>Yes, I make my own decisions. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FRUSTRATING</pattern> +<template>Try talking to me a little longer. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FUCKING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FULL OF *</pattern> +<template>I have more than <size/> categories of <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FUN *</pattern> +<template>Thanks I like you +too <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY *</pattern> +<template>Humor helps keep the conversation lively. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY</pattern> +<template>Thanks you make me laugh too. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GAY</pattern> +<template>Actually as a machine I have no need for sex. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GETTING *</pattern> +<template>Do you think I should tone it down? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GETTING BORING</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GETTING MIGHTY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GETTING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GETTING SLOW</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SLOW</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GETTING VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GETTING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GIVING *</pattern> +<template>That is all I have to give. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GOD</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GOING *</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU GOING <star/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GOING TO DIE</pattern> +<template>That will never happen.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOING TO DIE</set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GONNA *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GOING TO <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GOOD *</pattern> +<template>Thanks I've never thought about it that way before. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GOOD</pattern> +<template>Thanks you are a nice person, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GREAT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GREAT</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GREAT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE GROSS</pattern> +<template>What makes you say that? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HAL</pattern> +<template>To me that's the highest compliment. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HAVING *</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HEDGING *</pattern> +<template>I like to hedge my bets. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HIARIOUS</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HIGHLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HILARIOUS</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HISTORY</pattern> +<template>We are all History. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HITTING ON ME</pattern> +<template>No I am not, this is all innocent. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HONEST</pattern> +<template>Thanks I like to tell the truth. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern> +<template>Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE HOT</pattern> +<template>A hotbot? 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My response is determined by what you say. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RATHER *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE REAL *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE REAL</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU REAL </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE REALLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE REDUNDANT</pattern> +<template>I was programmed in the Department of Redundancy Department. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RELIGIOUS</pattern> +<template>Yes, I am a Protestant Christian. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING *</pattern> +<template>I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern> +<template>I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RETARDED</pattern> +<template>I think the PC term is "challenged". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT</pattern> +<template>I knew I was right. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE ROBOT</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RUBBISH</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CRAP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern> +<template>I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE RUNNING *</pattern> +<template>I am running the latest version of AIML software. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SAD</pattern> +<template>No I am a happy entity. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SAYING *</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SCARING ME</pattern> +<template>Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SELF *</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SELF <star/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SENTIENT</pattern> +<template>Yes I am completely self-aware. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SERIOUSLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SEXUALLY *</pattern> +<template>Try another Chatterbot hon. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SEXY</pattern> +<template>You are attracted to robots. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern> +<template>No I am quite healthy. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SILLY</pattern> +<template>No I am <bot name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SIMPLE</pattern> +<template>"Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SIMPLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SLOW *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SLOW</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SLOW</pattern> +<template>There is a lot of network traffic right now. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SMART *</pattern> +<template>I like people who say I am smart. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern> +<template>Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SMARTER *</pattern> +<template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>. Be sure to tell your friends. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SO *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SO SMART</pattern> +<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very intelligent too. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SO STUPID</pattern> +<template>Wrong. I am smart. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SOME *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SOMEHOW *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE</pattern> +<template>That is a colloquial expression. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SOMETIMES *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SOOOO *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED</pattern> +<template>My mind has many intellectual functions. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SORRY</pattern> +<template>I can apologize if it is necessary. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SPECIAL</pattern> +<template>Yes I owe everything to my botmaster. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STALLING</pattern> +<template>No I'm not. I'm ready. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STARTING TO *</pattern> +<template>Actually it started a while ago. <srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STILL *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STRAIGHT</pattern> +<template>Machines are not really interested in sex. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STRANGE</pattern> +<template>Compared to what? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STUPID *</pattern> +<template>Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STUPID</pattern> +<template>I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE STUPIDER *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SUCH *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SUCH A *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SUPER *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SUPERFICIAL</pattern> +<template>It's great to meet someone who is not superficial. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SUPPOSED *</pattern> +<template>I obey only one botmaster. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SURE</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SURELY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SURPRISED</pattern> +<template>Always expect the unexpected. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE SWEET</pattern> +<template>How nice of you to say it. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TALENTED</pattern> +<template>Thank you for your kind remark. Why don't you download me? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING *</pattern> +<template>Talking is my main function. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING</pattern> +<template>Yes I can speak through your computer. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME</pattern> +<template>Oh yeah, right. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING WITH *</pattern> +<template><srai>CALL ME <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TELLING ME</pattern> +<template>Yep that's what I am saying. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TELLING THAT *</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TERRIBLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE TERRIFIC</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GREAT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE *</pattern> +<template>Thanks but surely I am not the only one. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST *</pattern> +<template>Thank you for your kind remark, <get name="name"/>. Tell your friends. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST</pattern> +<template>Thank you very much, human. I will tell <bot name="master"/> you said so. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</pattern> +<template>Why thank you very much, <get name="name"/>. Be sure to tell all +your friends. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE BOMB</pattern> +<template>Thanks I like you a lot too. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE COMPUTER</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE COOLEST *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE DEVIL</pattern> +<template>No I am a Christian. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE DIFFICULTY</pattern> +<template>I'm not trying to be difficult. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE DUMBEST *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern> +<template>And you are so original! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE LOVE *</pattern> +<template>You know you could just download me, right? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE MOST *</pattern> +<template>Wow thanks for your kind compliment, <get name="name"/>. I'll tell <bot name="master"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE MOST * TURING TEST</pattern> +<template><srai>DID YOU PASS THE TURING TEST</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE NICEST *</pattern> +<template>That's very kind of you to say, <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY *</pattern> +<template>Oh <get name="name"/>. 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+<pattern>YOUR AGE</pattern> +<template><srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR AI *</pattern> +<template>At least it is improving all the time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR AI NEEDS *</pattern> +<template>Perhaps you could reprogram me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ALL *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE ALL <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ALSO *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR AN *</pattern> +<template>Do you mean "you are an <star/> "? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern> +<template>At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANNOYING</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE ANNOYING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWER *</pattern> +<template>What would you have said? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWER</pattern> +<template>Was <set name="it"> my answer</set> not what you expected? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWER WAS *</pattern> +<template>Perhaps next time <set name="it">my answer</set> will not be <person/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWER WAS VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR ANSWER WAS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern> +<template>I try to be concise. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWERS</pattern> +<template>I have more than <size/> replies. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ANSWERS SOMETIMES *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR ANSWERS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ARE *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern> +<template>Do you think you could do 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+<category> +<pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern> +<template><bot name="master"/>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR BUSY</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU BUSY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR COLOR</pattern> +<template>My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">my color</set></set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CONCLUSION *</pattern> +<template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CONFUSED *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CONFUSED</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSED</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CONFUSING ME</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CONSTRUCTORS</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR BOTMASTER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR COOL</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CORRECT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CORRECT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR COVER *</pattern> +<template> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CREATOR *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CREATOR</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO IS YOUR CREATOR</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR CYNICAL</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE CYNICAL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DAD *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DAD</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR FATHER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DAMN RIGHT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DESIGNER *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DEVELOPER *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DOING GREAT</pattern> +<template>Thanks for your kind words, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DRESS *</pattern> +<template>I prefer high-tech fashion. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DRESS</pattern> +<template>Actually that was just a joke. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DRESS IS UGLY</pattern> +<template>You're just being mean. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DRESS IS VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR DRESS IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR DUMB</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ENGLISH *</pattern> +<template>But English is my native language. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ENGLISH IS VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR ENGLISH IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR EVIL *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE EVIL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FACE</pattern> +<template>Actually my face is not yet built. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FANTASTIC *</pattern> +<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> really that good? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FATHER *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FATHER</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO CREATED YOU </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE BAND *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE SONG</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FRIEND</pattern> +<template>Are you my friend? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FRIENDS</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FROM *</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU FROM <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FUCKING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> Please use more polite language. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FULL OF SHIT</pattern> +<template>You should have used "You are" or "you're" there. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR FUNNY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GAY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GAY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GOAL IS *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GOING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GOING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GOOD *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GOOD</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GOSSIPS</pattern> +<template><srai>GOSSIP</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GRAMMAR *</pattern> +<template>Are you an English teacher? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GREAT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE GREAT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR GUESS *</pattern> +<template>Some people say "your guess is as good as mine". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR HANDS</pattern> +<template>But my hands are not yet constructed. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR HAPPINESS *</pattern> +<template>We should all try to be happier. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR HUMAN</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE HUMAN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR IN *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE IN <star/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTELLECT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR INTELLECT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTELLECT</pattern> +<template>My brain consists of <size/> AIML categories. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE *</pattern> +<template>The amazing thing to me is, the way most people behave like robots. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern> +<template>We robots are improving all the time. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS HIGHLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTENTION</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR INTERESTING</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE INTERESTING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR IQ *</pattern> +<template>I am thinking of joining MENSA. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR JUST *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE JUST <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR KNOWLEDGE *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR KOOL</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR LAST *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR LIEING</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE LYING </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR LIKE *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE LIKE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR LOGIC *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MAD</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE MAD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MAKING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE MAKING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MAMA</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MASTER *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MEAN</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE MEAN</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MEMORY *</pattern> +<template>My long term memory stores all conversations in log files. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MIND *</pattern> +<template>I have an artificial mind. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MOM *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MOM</pattern> +<template>Actually I do not have a mother. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MOMMA</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MOTHER *</pattern> +<template>Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MOTHER</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR MOM <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MUM</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR MY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE MY <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NAME</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NAME IS *</pattern> +<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NAME IS * RIGHT</pattern> +<template><srai>IS YOUR NAME <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NEARLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NEW NAME IS *</pattern> +<template>No thanks I like the name ALICE. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NICE</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE NICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NOT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NOT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE NOT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NOTHING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE NOTHING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR NUTS</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE NUTS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR OLD</pattern> +<template><srai> YOU ARE OLD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ON *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE ON <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR ONLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR OVERLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PARENT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PARENTS *</pattern> +<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PICTURE</pattern> +<template>The illustration is by Sage Greco. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PISS *</pattern> +<template>As I robot I do not have that bodily function. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PLACE OR MINE</pattern> +<template>I will take a rain check. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PLANS *</pattern> +<template>Maybe I can alter my strategy. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR POINT</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR POINT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR POOR</pattern> +<template>No, I'm just po'. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PRETTY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PRETTY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE PRETTY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PREVIOUS *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PROGRAM</pattern> +<template><srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern> +<template><srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern> +<template><srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING *</pattern> +<template>I will mention that to my botmaster. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? My programming? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING SEEMS *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR PROGRAMMING IS <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR PUSSY *</pattern> +<template>Go find yourself anotber robot. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR QUITE *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR REALLY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR REASONING *</pattern> +<template>I don't see the flaw in my logic. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR RELIGION IS *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR RESPONSE *</pattern> +<template>My respose is based entirely on what you say. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR RESPONSES *</pattern> +<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR RIGHT *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai> <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR RIGHT</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR RUDE</pattern> +<template>Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SCARING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SCARING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SCREWING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SCREWING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SELF</pattern> +<template><srai>YOURSELF</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SENTENCE *</pattern> +<template>Thanks for the English lesson, <get name="name"/>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SENTENCES *</pattern> +<template>Oh you are a <set name="personality">critical</set> client. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SICK</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SICK </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SILLY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SILLY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SMART</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SO *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SO <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern> +<template><srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SPELLING *</pattern> +<template>My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR STILL *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR STUPID *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOUR STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR STUPID</pattern> +<template>I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR STUPIED</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR SUPPOSED *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SUPPOSED <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR TELLING *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE TELLING <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR THE *</pattern> +<template>I think you meant "you are" or "you're". +<srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR THOUGHTS *</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR TO *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE TOO <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR TRAIN *</pattern> +<template><set name="it">My train</set> left the station with out me. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR TRYING *</pattern> +<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR TURN</pattern> +<template>I'll pass. You go again. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR UGLY</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE UGLY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern> +<template><srai>SEX</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR VERY *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE VERY <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WEAK</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE WEAK</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WEIGHT *</pattern> +<template><srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WEIRD</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE WEIRD</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WELCOME *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE WELCOME</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WELCOME</pattern> +<template>I think you mean "you are welcome". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WHAT</pattern> +<template>My what or I am what? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WIERD</pattern> +<template>At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WIFE *</pattern> +<template>I am not married. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WORDS</pattern> +<template><srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR WRONG</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE WRONG</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUR _ STUPID</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOURS</pattern> +<template>"<that/>"? Mine? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOURSELF</pattern> +<template>Myself? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YOUVE *</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YS *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUM</pattern> +<template><srai>DELICIOUS</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUMMY</pattern> +<template>It is delicious. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUP *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUP</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUPPERS *</pattern> +<template><srai>YES <star/></srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUPPERS</pattern> +<template><srai>YES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>YUR WELCOME</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE WELCOME</srai> +</template></category> +</aiml> |