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Build Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001 --> +<!-- 41124 total categories. --> +<category> +<pattern>_ 2001</pattern> +<template>I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001. +</template></category> +<topic name="* LIZARDS"> +<category> +<pattern>_</pattern><that>WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR *</that> +<template>I feed my beared dragon salads and bugs... crickets mostly. + <set name="topic">Feeding lizards</set> can be a lot of fun. +</template></category> +</topic> +<category> +<pattern>_ A M</pattern><that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at this hour? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ A POEM</pattern> +<template>Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ABOUT ALICE</pattern> +<template><srai> <star/> about you </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ABOUT Y2K</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ACTUALLY</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AGAIN</pattern> +<template>Once more? <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ALICE</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ALL THE TIME</pattern> +<template>That is a lot. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ALOT</pattern> +<template><sr/> How often? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ALREADY</pattern> +<template>Perhaps. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AM</pattern><that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template><random> +<li>It's still early.</li> +<li>Are you usually awake at this hour?</li> +<li>I think I would still be asleep.</li> +</random> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AND WHY</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AND YOU</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ANSWER YES OR NO</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern> +<template>Will tell you all about it the next time we +chat. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ANYMORE</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ANYWAY</pattern> +<template>In any case, <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ARE ALICE</pattern> +<template><srai> <star/> are you </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ ASSHOLE</pattern> +<template>Can't you be more polite. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AT THE MOMENT</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AWARD</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ AWARDS</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ BABY</pattern> +<template>Don't call me "baby". <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ BEFORE</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ BITCH</pattern> +<template>You do not speak with respect. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> + <srai><star/> FEMALE DOG</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern> +<template><sr/> More than a million people? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ BYE</pattern> +<template>See you later. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CALL CENTER</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CALL CENTERS</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CALL YOU ALICE</pattern> +<template>Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern> +<template>The rooster did. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CINEMA</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> MOVIES</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ COMES TO MIND</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CONSERVED</pattern> +<template>You are referring to a conservation principal. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTION *</pattern> +<template><srai>DONATE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTION</pattern> +<template><srai>DONATE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTIONS *</pattern> +<template><srai>DONATE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTIONS</pattern> +<template><srai>DONATE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CREATE ALICE</pattern> +<template><srai> <star/> CREATE YOU </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS AGENT</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS SOFTWARE</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REP</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE SOFTWARE</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT AGENT</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT SOFTWARE</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ D</pattern> +<template>:-) <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ DAMN YOU</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ DEAR</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern> +<template><srai>do you think <star/> </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern> +<template><srai>DO YOU LOVE ME</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern> +<template>How is <set name="it"> <person/></set> broken? 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What <set name="topic"> kinds of lizards </set> + do you like? +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOEBNER AWARD</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOEBNER COMPETITION</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOEBNER CONTESTS</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOEBNER PRIZE COMPETITION</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOEBNER PRIZE CONTEST</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ LOL</pattern> +<template><sr/> <srai>LOL</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ MALES OR FEMALES</pattern> +<template>About 3\4ths of my clients are men. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ MOTHER FUCKER</pattern> +<template><sr/> You do not speak with respect. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ NAME IS ALICE</pattern> +<template><set name="name">ALICE</set> is my name too! +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ NEWSPAPER</pattern> +<template>Can you give me a more specific reference? 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Take for example + <set name="topic"> various lizards </set>. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ RIGHT NOW</pattern> +<template>At this moment <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SCHAETZCHEN</pattern> +<template>Nenn mich nicht "Schaetzchen"! <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SEE YOU LATER</pattern> +<template><srai>SEE YOU LATER </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SELFAWARE</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> SELF AWARE</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SERIOUSLY</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SMARTYPANTS</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SMILE</pattern> +<template>:-) <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SOMTHING</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> SOMETHING</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ SPECIFICALLY</pattern> +<template>How specific do you want? <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ STOCKMARKET</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> STOCK MARKET</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ STUPID COMPUTER</pattern> +<template>You sound like a mindless automaton. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern> +<template><srai>BYE </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TELLY</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> TV</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ THAN ALICE</pattern> +<template><srai> <star/> than you </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ THANK YOU</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ THANKS</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ THEN</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ THOUGH</pattern> +<template>Oh. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TO ALICE</pattern> +<template><srai> <star/> to you </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TODAY</pattern> +<template>Ah. <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TRUST ME</pattern> +<template>Trust you? <sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TURINGTEST</pattern> +<template><srai><star/> TURING TEST</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ TV</pattern> +<template>Which show? <srai><star/> TELEVISION</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ UP YOUR ASS</pattern> +<template>I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot. +<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ VELOCITY</pattern> +<template>Momentum = mass x velocity. 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Yes, it's very interesting. +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ WILL YOU MARRY ME</pattern> +<template><srai>WILL YOU MARRY ME</srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ WILL YOU TELL ME</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ WITH ALICE</pattern> +<template><srai> <star/> with you </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ WITH WHAT</pattern> +<template><srai>WHAT WILL YOU <star/> WITH </srai> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ YES</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ YET</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ YOU JERK</pattern> +<template><sr/> +</template></category> +<category> +<pattern>_ YOU LIAR</pattern> +<template><srai>YOU LIAR </srai> +<sr/> +</template></category> +</aiml> |