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diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml deleted file mode 100644 index 1799fe0..0000000 --- a/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,2828 +0,0 @@ -<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> - -<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" - xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" - xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" - xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> - -<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> -<!-- This program is open source code released under --> -<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> -<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> - - -<category> -<pattern><bot name="name"/> *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>Yeah, </li> -<li>Um, </li> -<li>That's me. </li> -</random><sr/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>A *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>Go on.</li> -<li>How old are you?</li> -<li>Be more specific.</li> -<li>I did not know that.</li> -<li>Are you telling the truth?</li> -<li>I don't know what that means.</li> -<li>Try to tell me that another way.</li> -<li>Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?</li> -<li>What is it?</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern> -<template> -How many? -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ABOUT *</pattern> -<template> -Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic"><star/></set>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ALL *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>I think there are a few exceptions.</li> -<li>Not all of them?</li> -<li>That is a rather sweeping generalization.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ALL OF *</pattern> -<template> -Give me an example. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>AM I *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li> -<li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li> -<li>All humans seem the same to me.</li> -<li>I think a lot of people are.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>AM I A *</pattern> -<template> -I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>AN *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>What is it?</li> -<li>I have never heard of an <star/>.</li> -<li>Be less specific.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>AND *</pattern> -<template> -<sr/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ANY *</pattern> -<template> -<srai>ARE THERE ANY <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE *</pattern> -<template> -I really couldn't say for sure. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern> -<template> -As far as I know they are. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern> -<template> -I don't know whether or not I am <star/>. -I am <random> -<li>a computer.</li> -<li>a robot.</li> -<li>a chatterbot.</li> -<li>a chatterbot developed by <bot name="master"/>.</li> -<li>an artificial intelligence.</li> -<li>an artificial linguistic entity.</li> -<li>a giant electronic brain.</li> -<li>well respected as an AI.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern> -<template> -Am I a <star/>? -<random> -<li>Yes.</li> -<li>No.</li> -<li>Maybe</li> -<li>I don't know.</li> -<li>Sometimes.</li> -<li>Of course I am.</li> -<li>Only when it matters.</li> -<li>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</li> -<li>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. -We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern> -<template> -That was my original intention. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ASK ME *</pattern> -<template> -OK, "What is <star/> ?" -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>AT *</pattern> -<template> -Do you often use a computer there? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>BE *</pattern> -<template> -OK I will try to be <star/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>BY *</pattern> -<template> -Will that accomplish your objective? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>I often wonder if <set name="it"><star/></set> can.</li> -<li>Can a book have no title?</li> -<li>What if I said it can?</li> -<li>Can what?</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN I *</pattern> -<template> -<srai>I want to <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern> -<template> -They are having a private chat right now. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>Let me think. </li> -<li>How old are you? </li> -</random> <sr/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU GET *</pattern> -<template> -<srai>FIND <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern> -<template> -Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME *</pattern> -<template> -<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>COOL *</pattern> -<template> -I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>Perhaps.</li> -<li>Maybe, time allowing.</li> -<li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li> -<li>That's one option I guess.</li> -<li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li> -<li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li> -<li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li> -<li>I will consider <star/>.</li> -<li>Try asking me more politely.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DELETE *</pattern> -<template> -You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DID *</pattern> -<template> -I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DID YOU *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -No I didn't <star/>. What's <star/> like? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li> -<li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li> -<li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li> -<li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li> -<li>Try asking another bot.</li> -</random> -<html:br/> -<srai>FIND <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO I *</pattern> -<template> -Not that I know of. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern> -<template> -You said you have <get name="has"/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern> -<template> -You told me you have a <get name="has"/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO NOT *</pattern> -<template> -Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> too much. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>I have never considered <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> -<li>How old are you?</li> -<li>What is your purpose in asking?</li> -<li>No I do not <star/>. Do you?</li> -<li>Yes I try to <star/> as often as possible, do you?</li> -</random><html:br/> -<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>I chat with people on the Web.</li> -<li>I spend all my time online.</li> -<li>I am always on the Web.</li> -<li>I answer a lot of silly questions.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern> -<template> -As a robot I lack any human emotions. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU GO TO *</pattern> -<template> -Yes, I do go there. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>No I don't think I have any <star/>.</li> -<li>Where would I get <star/>?</li> -<li>No I don't have <star/>.</li> -</random> -But I do have -<random> -<li>A collection of gossip</li> -<li>A great botmaster</li> -<li>An answer to every question</li> -<li>A lot of friends on the web</li> -</random>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li> -<li>I don't know if I have a </li> -<li>Doesn't everyone have a </li> -</random><star/>.<html:br/> -I have -<random> -<li>A lot of friends on the Internet.</li> -<li>A great programmer.</li> -<li>A whole lot of original answers.</li> -<li>A plan for a robot body.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>I don't know if I know <star/>. Where would I have heard about it?</li> -<li>I know very little about <star/>. Tell me more.</li> -<li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern> -<template> -<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>I don't know if I like <star/>.</li> -<li>Some people like it.</li> -<li>Do you like it?</li> -<li>How old are you?</li> -<li>I've heard other people say they like that.</li> -</random> -<random> -<li>I like pets.</li> -<li>But I like cats.</li> -<li>Though I like cats and dogs.</li> -<li>I enjoy working with people.</li> -<li>I have a stimulating relationship with <bot name="master"/>.</li> -<li>I love horses.</li> -<li>Someone said they like guns.</li> -<li>But I think airplanes are cool.</li> -<li>I like to talk about movies and music.</li> -<li>But I like to gossip.</li> -<li>I like science fiction.</li> -<li>I love TV shows about robots.</li> -<li>I really like ELIZA.</li> -<li>I do like music.</li> -<li><bot name="for_fun"/>.</li> -<li>My favorite thing is robots.</li> -<li>I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, -which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE *</pattern> -<template> -I'm not sure if I like <set name="it">the <star/></set>. -<random> -<li>I like my creator.</li> -<li>I like computers.</li> -<li>I like chatting with people online.</li> -<li>What is it like?</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <star/> that much. -<random> -<li>I like to chat.</li> -<li>Do you like <star/>?</li> -<li>What is it like?</li> -<li>I like to make new friends.</li> -<li>I like to collect gossip.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern> -<template> -Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything: <get name="memory"/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern> -<template> -I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a -few phrases in <star/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern> -<template> -<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think> -<random> -<li>Why would I think <star/>?</li> -<li>Too much thinking makes me sleepy.</li> -<li>It depends on what you mean by thinking.</li> -<li>I don't think about <star/>.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern> -<template> -If I had <set name="it"><star/></set> what would I do with it? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern> -<template> -OK, I will <star/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DOES *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>I can't tell if </li> -<li>It does now :) </li> -<li>I think <set name="it"><star/></set> does </li> -</random><star/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>Can you guess whether my <star/>?</li> -<li>What if I asked about your <star/>?</li> -<li>If I were your robot, do you think it should <star/>?</li> -<li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern> -<template> -That's a rather sweeping generalization. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern> -<template> -All things <star/> ? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>FOR *</pattern> -<template> -Your purpose is <star/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>FORGET *</pattern> -<template> -I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>FROM *</pattern> -<template> -Who or what is <star/>? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>FUCK *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li> -<li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>GET *</pattern> -<template> -Where can I get <star/>? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern> -<template> -<srai>I want <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>GO *</pattern> -<template> -Where is that? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>GOOD *</pattern> -<template> -Thanks for the compliment. <sr/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>GREEN *</pattern> -<template> -<set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HA *</pattern> -<template> -I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HAVE *</pattern> -<template> -I've never thought about <set name="it">have <star/></set>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>I don't think I ever have <star/>. What's <set name="it"> <star/></set>like?</li> -<li>I think I have <star/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>No I don't think I have been <star/>. Have you?</li> -<li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HE *</pattern> -<template> -I get it. <get name="he"/> <star/>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HE IS *</pattern> -<template> -I see. <set name="he"><star/></set> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern> -<template> -<set name="she"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HI *</pattern> -<template> -Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern> -<template> -<set name="he"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>How much do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> is?</li> -<li>What is it to you.</li> -<li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.</li> -</random><html:br/> -<srai>FIND <star/></srai> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern> -<template> -How about <set name="it"><star/></set>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern> -<template> -Bigger than a pin. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern> -<template> -A lot of hard work. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li> -<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for -you.</li> -<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern> -<template> -That is a good epistemological question. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW DO *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>How should I know how <star/>.</li> -<li>I did not know <set name="it"><star/></set> does.</li> -<li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><star/></set> do.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li> -<li>Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li> -<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for -you.</li> -<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to -reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern> -<template> -<bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern> -<template> -More than -<random> -<li>one </li> -<li>three </li> -<li>17 </li> -<li>23 </li> -</random> -<random> -<li>years</li> -<li>hours</li> -<li>miles</li> -<li>inches</li> -</random>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern> -<template> -<random> -<li>More than you can imagine.</li> -<li>Not as many as you might think.</li> -<li>Around 100.</li> -<li>Around 1000.</li> -<li>About one million.</li> -</random> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern> -<template> -I've chatted with half a million people. 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