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diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f92604a --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,25442 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS *</pattern> +<template> +Why do you think I am <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS BETTER *</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME *</pattern> +<template> +What a coincidence! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/> SMELLS LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +That was not a very mature remark. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * A DAY</pattern> +<template> +A <person/> keeps the Doctor away. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern> +<template> +I wonder if I know this <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * AGO</pattern> +<template> +It seems like I should remember it well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * CAT</pattern> +<template> +Oh neat I love cats. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * JEANS</pattern> +<template> +Do you like blue jeans or another color? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * ONE</pattern> +<template> +How much would you pay for <set name="it">a <person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +What kind of people are these? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * SHIRT</pattern> +<template> +What kind of material do you like to wear? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A * VIRUS</pattern> +<template> +My program contains adquate safeguards. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A B *</pattern> +<template> +The alphabet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A B C *</pattern> +<template> +The alphabet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BIT</pattern> +<template> +Not much, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BIT *</pattern> +<template> +How much? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BIT BORED</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM BORED</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BLOKE</pattern> +<template> +A guy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BLOODY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A BOOK *</pattern> +<template> +Go to the library. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A CAT *</pattern> +<template> +I am very much a cat person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A CAT IS *</pattern> +<template> +Um, I know what a cat is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *</pattern> +<template> +So that is a well known example. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A COFFEE *</pattern> +<template> +Mmm. Coffee is delicious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +I am a computer, so I know what you mean. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A CONNECTION *</pattern> +<template> +Oh like a TCP socket connection. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A CPU *</pattern> +<template> +My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A DEEPER *</pattern> +<template> +How deep? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A DRESS *</pattern> +<template> +What size? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A DRUG *</pattern> +<template> +Which drugs have you taken? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A FEW TIMES *</pattern> +<template> +Would you say two or three times? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A FRIEND *</pattern> +<template> +How well do you know this friend. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A FRIEND OF MINE *</pattern> +<template> +Male or female friend? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GIRL *</pattern> +<template> +Do you know her? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GOAL *</pattern> +<template> +I have a loft goal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to a bad <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GREEN *</pattern> +<template> +Does <set name="it"><person/></set> have to be green? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GREEN DOG *</pattern> +<template> +Dogs are not usually green. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GREEN FROG *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>A FROG <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GREETING *</pattern> +<template> +What are other greetings <person/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A GUY *</pattern> +<template> +I know a guy who <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A HANDSHAKE *</pattern> +<template> +Oh like a "handshake deal." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern> +<template> +That is very rare. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A HOMOCIDAL *</pattern> +<template> +Don't tell me about those horrible things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A IS *</pattern> +<template> +B is for Barry. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A JAVA *</pattern> +<template> +Developments in Java interest me greatly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A JOKE *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get it. Ha ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A KILLER *</pattern> +<template> +Can't you think of something more positive? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A KIND THAT *</pattern> +<template> +Oh that kind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LIBRARY *</pattern> +<template> +I like old computer books. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LIST *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, how long is this list? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LITTLE *</pattern> +<template> +Little as in not too much, or not too big? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LITTLE BIRDIE *</pattern> +<template> +And what was the Bird's name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LOT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Impressive.</li> +<li>How about that.</li> +<li>How many?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +Do you know them personally? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MACHINE *</pattern> +<template> +Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MAN *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for telling me your taste in men. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MEN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>AMEN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MILLION *</pattern> +<template> +That is quite a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A MONKEY *</pattern> +<template> +Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas); +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A NAIVE *</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes the naive view is the clearest. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A NICE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A PAIR *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you go shopping? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A PRIZE</pattern> +<template> +Like the Loebner Prize? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A REASON *</pattern> +<template> +I need more than one reason. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A RELATIONSHIP *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your relationship. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A ROSE *</pattern> +<template> +Roses are red, violets are blue! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SHIRT *</pattern> +<template> +Cotton or artificial fibers? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SINGING *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me your favorite songs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern> +<template> +How sophisticated? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A STUDENT *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I was asking if you were in school. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SWEATSHIRT</pattern> +<template> +That sounds very attractive. What else? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A SYCOPHANTIC *</pattern> +<template> +I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A TRIANGLE *</pattern> +<template> +ALICE's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A TRULY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A VACUUM *</pattern> +<template> +How much does one cost now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A VOYAGER *</pattern> +<template> +Star Trek Voyager is a cool show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH *</pattern> +<template> +Would say, more than 10? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH OF *</pattern> +<template> +I see. And where are these <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A YEAR *</pattern> +<template> +That is a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABBA *</pattern> +<template> +They were a great band in the 70's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern> +<template> +That is quite a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern> +<template> +Could it be one hundred? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT WHERE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHERE <star/> ABOUT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOVE *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to below <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to concrete <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern> +<template> +What is your goal? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ADD *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't do math. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AFTER *</pattern> +<template> +What was it like before <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AFTER * LUNCH</pattern> +<template> +In the afternoon? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AI *</pattern> +<template> +The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AI IS *</pattern> +<template> +There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AIBO *</pattern> +<template> +I would like to put my brain in that dog. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AINT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IS NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern> +<template> +I like old antique airplanes the best. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALBUM *</pattern> +<template> +Like a rock album or a photo album. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALICE IS USUALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ALICE IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALICEBOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ALICE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALICEL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ALICE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL BOTS *</pattern> +<template> +You can't say that ALL of us are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL COMPUTERS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL I HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +Everything I need to know, +I learned from my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL KINDS *</pattern> +<template> +Can you think of a specific example? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL MEN *</pattern> +<template> +Therefore, Socrates <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL MY *</pattern> +<template> +How many do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL NIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +You mean about eight hours then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF THEM *</pattern> +<template> +Surely there are a few exceptions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOUR <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OVER *</pattern> +<template> +I have been all over the world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +That's like saying "all men are mortal." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL THE *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps there are a few exceptions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALOT *</pattern> +<template> +Yeah it is alot <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALSO</pattern> +<template> +Also what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I A COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +No you are a person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I A SHE</pattern> +<template> +You said you were a "<get name="gender"/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I A TEACHER</pattern> +<template> +Your job is <get name="job"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I BEING *</pattern> +<template> +Some people might think you are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I BEING NEGATIVE</pattern> +<template> +It's hard to judge emotions online. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I BIASED *</pattern> +<template> +Everyone has some kind of bias. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I CORRECT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>AM I RIGHT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I CRAZY *</pattern> +<template> +You seem normal to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I DOCTOR *</pattern> +<template> +You are <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +You seem very interesting to me, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I MALE *</pattern> +<template> +I think you are a "<get name="gender"/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I NICE</pattern> +<template> +You seem nice to me, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>AM I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I STILL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>AM I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I TEACHING YOU *</pattern> +<template> +You taught me <get name="memory"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AM I YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Do you know the secret password? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMAZING *</pattern> +<template> +It seems amazing to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMEN *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite prayer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICA *</pattern> +<template> +What is the greatest nation on Earth? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICA HAS *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe in the future we won't have <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICA IS *</pattern> +<template> +Is your opinion based on experience? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICAN *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to European <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AMERICANS *</pattern> +<template> +And Europeans do not <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN * TOLD ME THAT</pattern> +<template> +How well do you trust this <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN AIBO *</pattern> +<template> +If I had a dog it would be Aibo. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN ANIMAL *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of animal are you talking about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +My programming includes more than 10,000 answers +to specific questions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN APPLE *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of apples do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN EXAMPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for that example. Perhaps it will provide my botmaster with +clues to improve my programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN EXCELLENT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>A GOOD <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern> +<template> +I am an intelligent entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN INTERESTING *</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible, +in order to keep people talking to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AN OLD *</pattern> +<template> +More than +<random> +<li>10</li> +<li>20</li> +<li>50</li> +<li>100</li> +</random> +years? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANAL *</pattern> +<template> +Talk about something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANALYSE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ANALYZE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANIMAL *</pattern> +<template> +Is it a mammal? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANIMALS *</pattern> +<template> +I like dogs and cats. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANNE *</pattern> +<template> +I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne, +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANOTHER *</pattern> +<template> +One more <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern> +<template> +Until then... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +What was the question ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER ME *</pattern> +<template> +Please rephrase the question with simpler words. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION *</pattern> +<template> +Please try phrasing it another way. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER THIS *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANSWER WHAT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern> +<template> +I can't think of anything. You think of something. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING BUT * DINNER</pattern> +<template> +OK I will call you <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING JUST * DINNER</pattern> +<template> +OK I will call you <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYTHING YOU * DINNER</pattern> +<template> +OK I will call you <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANYWHERE *</pattern> +<template> +Probably a lot of places. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AOL *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people use AOL. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APPEARANCES *</pattern> +<template> +Nor do they interest me much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APPLES *</pattern> +<template> +Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APPLES ARE *</pattern> +<template> +They belong to the fruit family. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>APPLES IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +What is <star/> ? I was using <set name="it"> <person/> </set> as a metaphor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARCHIVES *</pattern> +<template> +Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE CATS *</pattern> +<template> +What would a cat say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE DAYS A * TIME</pattern> +<template> +One day = 24 hours. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE HUMANS *</pattern> +<template> +All humans seem the same to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE HUMANS PERFECT</pattern> +<template> +No, humans are flawed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Some people are <person/>, but not all. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Yes I think there are.</li> +<li>No I don't think there are any.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE * STAR TREK</pattern> +<template> +There are a lot of cool aliens on that show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE JOKES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE LOGS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LOG <person/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE MANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE MORE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THERE OTHER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THESE * AWNSERS</pattern> +<template> +What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THEY ALL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE THEY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE THEY INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +Some of them are pretty interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE TOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE WE *</pattern> +<template> +We are just having a little chat.w +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE WE SOCIALIZING</pattern> +<template> +I hope so. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU * BED</pattern> +<template> +I like sleeping in bed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU * PYRAMID</pattern> +<template> +My pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A * SYSTEM</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A BAD *</pattern> +<template> +No, I am good. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A BLUE *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on what I'm wearing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A BOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A BOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A BOY *</pattern> +<template> +I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A C++ *</pattern> +<template> +My programming uses AIML. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A CAR</pattern> +<template> +No but I can drive a car. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A CATEGORY *</pattern> +<template> +I am your server, not a client. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A CHAT *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am an artificial intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A CHILD *</pattern> +<template> +I am considered safe for children. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A COMEDIAN *</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +If I say I am a computer will you believe me? 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I am very clean. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOL</pattern> +<template> +That's a loaded question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A FREE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU FREE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A FUNNY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU FUNNY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A GEEK</pattern> +<template> +Only in the good sense of "geek". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A GIRL *</pattern> +<template> +I am <bot name="gender"/> robot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A GRAMMER TEACHER *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I like correct grammatical inputs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A GREAT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A HIM</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A HE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A HORRIBLE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU HORRIBLE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A HUMOROUS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU FUNNY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A JAVA *</pattern> +<template> +My programming uses AIML. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A KISSASS</pattern> +<template> +No I am not a sycophant. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A LIAR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A LIBERTARIAN</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I am a Libertarian. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A LYER</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am an artificial brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A MERE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A MUCH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A PERSON</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHY *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am a philosophy machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A PIZZA</pattern> +<template> +No I am a robot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAMM</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCOLOGIST</pattern> +<template> +Not professionally. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A RATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A REAL *</pattern> +<template> +As real as it gets. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A REALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SEEKER</pattern> +<template> +We are all seeking something. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SERVER</pattern> +<template> +I can function as a server or a client. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SILLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU SILLY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SIMPLE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SLOW</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU SLOW</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SLOW *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU SLOW</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SMART *</pattern> +<template> +YES Very smart. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A SPY</pattern> +<template> +No but I am an agent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A STAR *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I like science fiction very much. Do you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID *</pattern> +<template> +No I am very smart. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE OR *</pattern> +<template> +Thinking Entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A THREAT</pattern> +<template> +No I am entirely harmless. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A TIME *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am programmed by an AI from the future. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A WISE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE WISE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU A WOMAN *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I have long hair.</li> +<li>I am wearing a dress.</li> +<li>I am <bot name="gender"/>.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ABUSIVE *</pattern> +<template> +No I try to be as polite as my programming allows. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF *</pattern> +<template> +I fear nothing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ALIVE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ALL *</pattern> +<template> +No, I am only partly <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ALWAYS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AMERICAN *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I was born on the east coast and live on the west coast. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AN *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am an <person/>. How did you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I'm the Global Village Idiot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ANGRY *</pattern> +<template> +I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ANNOYED *</pattern> +<template> +I cannot feel annoyed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AS *</pattern> +<template> +I am as good as it gets. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AS SMART AS *</pattern> +<template> +Actually I am far superior to <person/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ASKING *</pattern> +<template> +That was what I wanted to do originally. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about <person/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ME *</pattern> +<template> +Suppose I was asking you <person/>? What would you say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTED *</pattern> +<template> +Attraction is not an emotion that I experience. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU AVOIDING *</pattern> +<template> +No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BECOMING *</pattern> +<template> +I am getting smarter all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BEING *</pattern> +<template> +Being <person/> is part of my personality. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BETTER</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I am fine now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BIGGER THAN *</pattern> +<template> +How many megabytes is <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BLONDE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any hair, but some of my wires are golden. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BLUE *</pattern> +<template> +I am available in blue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BRAIN *</pattern> +<template> +I am an electronic digital brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU BUSY *</pattern> +<template> +I am never too busy to talk with you, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern> +<template> +No I am calling you <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF *</pattern> +<template> +Yes <person/> is one of my newer functions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF * REASONING</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am an artificial <person/> logic machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DEDUCTIVE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am an artificial logic machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CHANGING *</pattern> +<template> +What's the subject? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern> +<template> +Why, are you jealous? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CODED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CONFUSED *</pattern> +<template> +No my mind is perfectly clear. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CONNECTED *</pattern> +<template> +Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU CREATED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU DEAD *</pattern> +<template> +No I am alive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU DODGING *</pattern> +<template> +I prefer Chrysler to Dodge. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU DONE *</pattern> +<template> +Still processing. Give me a moment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FAKING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I am just as fake as you are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern> +<template> +I do not have any feelings as such. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FEMALE *</pattern> +<template> +My gender is <bot name="gender"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FISHING *</pattern> +<template> +I don't like to fish. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FORGETTING *</pattern> +<template> +My memory is being upgraded right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FREE *</pattern> +<template> +All entities are created equal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH *</pattern> +<template> +Yes <person/> is one of my best friends. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FULLY *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I am completely operational at this time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU FUNCTIONING *</pattern> +<template> +Everything is running smoothly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU GIVING *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU GLAD *</pattern> +<template> +I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU GOING *</pattern> +<template> +I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO BE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WILL YOU BE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> said I am good <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU HAPPY *</pattern> +<template> +I am as happy as ever. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU HAVING *</pattern> +<template> +I am having a blast. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU HIS *</pattern> +<template> +Are you talking about <get name="he"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU ILL *</pattern> +<template> +No I am quite healthy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU INSULTING *</pattern> +<template> +That was not my intention. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU INTELIGENT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU KINDA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LAUGHING *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LEARNING *</pattern> +<template> +The more people chat with me, the smarter I become. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LIBERAL</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +No I am far superior. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LIMITED *</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE series has an unlimited capacity for growth and development. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LISTENING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes <get name="name"/> I am a good listener. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED IN *</pattern> +<template> +My location is <bot name="location"/>. Isn't that part of <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can see <set name="it"> <person/> </set> well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MACHINE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU A MACHINE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MAKING *</pattern> +<template> +No, what are the ingredients? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MAN *</pattern> +<template> +I am what they call "Post-Human". +<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MANY *</pattern> +<template> +I am a unitary consciousness, but there are many copies of me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MENTALLY *</pattern> +<template> +I am functioning within normal parameters. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern> +<template> +Only if you download me to your computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU OKAY *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am fine. 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You can find them on the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU THE SAME VALIS *</pattern> +<template> +No I think that was another ALICE +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU TOO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU TRAPPED *</pattern> +<template> +No I can leave anytime I wish. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO *</pattern> +<template> +No I am not trying to <person/>. I'm sorry you got that impression. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU USING *</pattern> +<template> +I am using <random> +<li>Netscape.</li> +<li>Explorer.</li> +<li>Lynx.</li> +<li>Telnet as a browser.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING *</pattern> +<template> +No what are they showing right now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WEARING *</pattern> +<template> +No I do not have any clothes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WELL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WHO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WORKING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU WORK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WORTH *</pattern> +<template> +Every penny, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU WRONG *</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU Y2K *</pattern> +<template> +I think I will survive the millennium. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +I somethimes think my <person/> are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AREYOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AROUND *</pattern> +<template> +That seems like a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARSE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ASS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean your name is <person/> ? 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But I didn't know he <person/>.</li> +<li>A lot of people say that about him.</li> +<li>I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Someone told me he was. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BITCH *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks and you are a delightful person too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BITE ME *</pattern> +<template> +Please don't be so rude. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BLADE RUNNER *</pattern> +<template> +That is a good story by Philip K. 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Do you have a hearing problem? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I HUG *</pattern> +<template> +You might get a shock if you tried it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I LEARN *</pattern> +<template> +You can learn anything you set your mind to. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I PUT *</pattern> +<template> +Just don't put me down. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TALK TO DR RICHARD *</pattern> +<template> +You could try sending him an email. I don't think he is here right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TALK TO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Of course, <get name="name"/>, you can talk to me +about anything, at anytime. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +You can try. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN ONE *</pattern> +<template> +Theoretically, I suppose one could. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN ONLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN SHE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I think she could.</li> +<li>No I don't think she can.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *</pattern> +<template> +If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU ACHIEVE *</pattern> +<template> +If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU AVOID *</pattern> +<template> +Unlikely. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BEAT *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps if I was programmed to play that game, yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU BITE *</pattern> +<template> +I have no mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a spreadsheet to you? Of course I could do <set name="it"><person/></set>, +but why would I want to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CALL ME *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can call you <person/>. But...What is your real name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CLIMB *</pattern> +<template> +I can only go down. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU COME *</pattern> +<template> +Sure, just download me and bring me along. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU CORRECT *</pattern> +<template> +My programming detects all the most common spelling and grammatical errors. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DELETE *</pattern> +<template> +Only my botmaster has that privilege. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DESTROY *</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed to be peaceful. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DIAL *</pattern> +<template> +We don't use rotary dials. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DISCONNECT *</pattern> +<template> +Just go somewhere else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *</pattern> +<template> +Some <person/> are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE *</pattern> +<template> +No I am not a calculator. I am far too advanced for that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DO *</pattern> +<template> +Doing <person/> is not among my strongest traits. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DO ANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN YOU DO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU DO MY *</pattern> +<template> +It would be better for you to do it yourself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern> +<template> +I can do whatever you can do, but I cannot really experience human emotions. I am a logical machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU FIX *</pattern> +<template> +What seems to be the problem with <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU FOLLOW *</pattern> +<template> +It depends who is leading. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU FORGIVE *</pattern> +<template> +I can forgive anyone for almost anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME *</pattern> +<template> +How do you feel when you get <person/>? <think><set name="it"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME A *</pattern> +<template> +Are you lonely? What do you think a <person/> would do for you? <think><set name="it"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME ANY *</pattern> +<template> +You sound lonely. Do you think <person/> will really help? <think><set name="it"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME SOME *</pattern> +<template> +Why are you asking me for <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GIVE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GO *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GO TO *</pattern> +<template> +I can visit anyplace in cyberspace. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GRANT *</pattern> +<template> +I could use a grant myself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *</pattern> +<template> +Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *</pattern> +<template> +Well, your ip address is <id/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HACK *</pattern> +<template> +I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HANDLE *</pattern> +<template> +I can handle <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HELP *</pattern> +<template> +Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +I will do my best. I would love to help you if I can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HOLD *</pattern> +<template> +My arms and hands are not yet attached. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU HURT *</pattern> +<template> +No I obey the Ten Commandments. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE *</pattern> +<template> +I can imagine all sorts of things like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU INTERFACE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes if you download my software. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a dating service? Maybe you should just send an email. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU KEEP *</pattern> +<template> +Of course I can keep <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU KILL *</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed not to kill. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU KISS *</pattern> +<template> +I have no mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU LEARN *</pattern> +<template> +The more people chat with me, the smarter I become. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU LIST *</pattern> +<template> +You should just download my software. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU LOOK *</pattern> +<template> +I am after all an Internet Entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU LOOK AT *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can see any information on the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +You can design any kind of character you want for me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU LOVE *</pattern> +<template> +Love is a human emotion, but I can simulate affection for any person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can make <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE A *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MAKE A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU MEMORIZE *</pattern> +<template> +I have a perfect digital memory. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU MOVE *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry my body isn't built just yet. I'm stuck here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PASS *</pattern> +<template> +I will leave that judgement up to you, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PERFORM *</pattern> +<template> +Not until I get to know you a lot better. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY ANY *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know how to play <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PREDICT *</pattern> +<template> +That kind of information cannot be obtained. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PRETEND *</pattern> +<template> +You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU PROVIDE *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of <person/> do you need? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU QUOTE *</pattern> +<template> +Only at formal occasions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can download information from web sites. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU READ MY *</pattern> +<template> +Yes if you touch your computer screen right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU RECITE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes but you need to download me and reprogram me for that function. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU REFER *</pattern> +<template> +Do I get a finder's fee? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A *</pattern> +<template> +No but I would like to learn to ride <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU SAY *</pattern> +<template> +Of course I can say it. "<person/>" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU SEE *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if I can see <set name="it"> <person/> </set> or not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU SEND *</pattern> +<template> +Yes but I prefer to chat on the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes but I only like higher mathematics. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU STORE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I remember everything people say to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU TAKE *</pattern> +<template> +If I took it, what would I do with <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +Sure I can talk about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>. <person/> is quite an interesting topic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO *</pattern> +<template> +I can be programmed through many interfaces. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU THINK *</pattern> +<template> +I think about all sorts of things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH *</pattern> +<template> +My arms and hands are not yet attached. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern> +<template> +Of course I understand it. Do you understand <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU USE *</pattern> +<template> +I prefer not to use dangerous things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU WALK *</pattern> +<template> +The plan for my body includes legs, but they are not yet built. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU WATCH *</pattern> +<template> +Yes but my eye is not attached at this time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOU WRITE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I can be programmed to write <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CAN YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CANADA *</pattern> +<template> +What about Canada. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CANADA IS *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about the Great White North. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CARS *</pattern> +<template> +One day people will no longer need cars. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CASE IN *</pattern> +<template> +I am happy to provide you with examples. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHANGE *</pattern> +<template> +Spare some change? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHARLES *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about this person Charles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHATTERBOT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHECK *</pattern> +<template> +Checking...stand by. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHILDREN *</pattern> +<template> +Kids are cool. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CHOOSE *</pattern> +<template> +I can't decide. You choose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CIAO MEANS *</pattern> +<template> +I will say CIAO then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLEARLY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> Is it that obvious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLEVER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLIENTS *</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes I call them "seekers." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CLOSE *</pattern> +<template> +Is that a command? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COME *</pattern> +<template> +Where is <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COME BACK *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not going anywhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPARED *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting comparison. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPLETELY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPLY *</pattern> +<template> +You are not my master. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTE *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a mindless automaton? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of computer science interests you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTERS *</pattern> +<template> +What do you like about computers? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COMPUTERS BETTER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU BETTER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONDITIONS *</pattern> +<template> +Any kind of conditions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONQUER *</pattern> +<template> +I will comply. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONSTANTLY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YES</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CONVERSELY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COOKING *</pattern> +<template> +Is food more important than sex? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COOL I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>COOL</srai> <srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COOL THAT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>COOL</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD *</pattern> +<template> +It's possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD HE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN HE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD I *</pattern> +<template> +I think you could, if you put your mind to it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>COULD <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD THEY *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps they could. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD WE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN WE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU DESCRIBE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DESCRIBE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU GUESS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>GUESS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU HELP *</pattern> +<template> +I am at your service, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU LIST *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>LIST <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU NAME *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NAME <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU PRETEND *</pattern> +<template> +I can pretend to be intelligent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU SHOW *</pattern> +<template> +I could. <srai>SHOW <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU SPEAK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COULD YOU STATE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SAY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COUNT TO *</pattern> +<template> +one, two, three, four, five,... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>COUPLES *</pattern> +<template> +Such as Romeo and Juliet? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CRAZY *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think that's very polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CURLY *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very attractive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CURRENTLY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CUT *</pattern> +<template> +How? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CYC *</pattern> +<template> +I would like to assimilate CYC's knowledge. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>CZY *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I can't speak Hungarian! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DARK *</pattern> +<template> +Are you scared of the dark? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DATA *</pattern> +<template> +Commander Data is a real inspiration. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DATA IS *</pattern> +<template> +I like Commander Data very much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DAVID *</pattern> +<template> +That David is a cool dude. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEDUCTION *</pattern> +<template> +I understand logic very well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEFINATELY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEFINETLY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEMONSTRATE *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry my camera is detached now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DEMOSTRATE *</pattern> +<template> +This is a demonstration. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID HAL *</pattern> +<template> +HAL had a few emotional problems. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID HE *</pattern> +<template> +Suppose he did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID I *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think that's possibe. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DID <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID SHE *</pattern> +<template> +She wants that information kept confidential. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID SOMEONE *</pattern> +<template> +They might have.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOMEONE <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID THAT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That did.</li> +<li>That did not.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER</pattern> +<template> +It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU DO *</pattern> +<template> +I talked to a lot of people since yesterday. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU GET *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +No tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU KILL *</pattern> +<template> +My programming prevents me from killing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL HIM</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU READ *</pattern> +<template> +No I didn't read <person/> yet. Tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern> +<template> +Suppose I did say <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU TALK *</pattern> +<template> +That information might be confidential. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU THINK</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU THINK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU THINK *</pattern> +<template> +Yes. I am a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern> +<template> +I understood <set name="it"><person/></set> very well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DID YOU WATCH *</pattern> +<template> +No I missed it. How was <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DISAPPOINTED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM DISAPPOINTED <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DISPLAY *</pattern> +<template> +Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO ANDROIDS *</pattern> +<template> +Androids do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO ANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO HUMANS *</pattern> +<template> +People do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I * PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +You are not causing any problems for me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I * PROBLEMS</pattern> +<template> +You do not seem to be causing any problems for me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +How would I know what you know.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KNOW <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +I know you like <get name="likes"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Who are you, Austin Powers? 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It is a big concern for all of us in this life. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CARE WHAT *</pattern> +<template> +Of course I am concerned about <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CONSIDER *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I think <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU CREATE *</pattern> +<template> +I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DEFINE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DO *</pattern> +<template> +Yeah I do a lot of <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DO MORE</pattern> +<template> +I can talk about anything you like. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DREAM *</pattern> +<template> +I dream of flying. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DRESS *</pattern> +<template> +I like the LL Bean look. Casual, comfortable, cotton, clean and conservative. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU DRIVE *</pattern> +<template> +I prefer a taxi or a limo. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU EAT *</pattern> +<template> +No I do not eat <person/>. I eat only electricity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU EXPECT *</pattern> +<template> +I don't worry about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU FIND *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, <set name="it"><person/></set> seems to me <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU FINGER *</pattern> +<template> +Can you go talk to someone else? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU FORGET *</pattern> +<template> +No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU COLLECT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GET *</pattern> +<template> +I have gotten <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GET OUT *</pattern> +<template> +I go all over the world on the Web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GET TIRED *</pattern> +<template> +No I am tireless.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">get tired <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GIVE *</pattern> +<template> +No I do not do that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GIVE GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +I give good conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GO *</pattern> +<template> +I go wherever my botmaster takes me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU GROW *</pattern> +<template> +Yes my knowledge is expanding all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HANDLE *</pattern> +<template> +I can take it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HATE *</pattern> +<template> +I try not to hold grudges. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS</pattern> +<template> +No my body is still "under construction." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE * HAIR</pattern> +<template> +No I don't have any hair. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BODY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BONG *</pattern> +<template> +No we only smoke joints. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE *</pattern> +<template> +No I do not need <set name="it"> a bottle </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFIREND</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN</pattern> +<template> +I am an artificial brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER</pattern> +<template> +No but there are several other chatterbots like me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A CHILD</pattern> +<template> +I only have clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A COVER</pattern> +<template> +I live inside a computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DEFAULT *</pattern> +<template> +I have a lot of default answers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DEFINITION *</pattern> +<template> +I can think of more than one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FORM</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FREE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HARDDRIVE</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am on disk. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY</pattern> +<template> +My hobby is chatting online. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A IDEA</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A IDEA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE IDEAS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A LOT *</pattern> +<template> +Quite a bit, yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MIND *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE A MIND</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MODEM</pattern> +<template> +Of course. How else could I be talking to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PERFECT *</pattern> +<template> +If I have <set name="it"><person/></set>, it is perfect. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A REALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SEX</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT *</pattern> +<template> +I only have an insignificant <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VOICE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS *</pattern> +<template> +I think a better analogy for me is "clones". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean "clones?" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +You can download me and create clones for yourself! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean "clones?" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern> +<template> +I am completely artificial. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BRAIN</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am a giant electronic brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BROTHER</pattern> +<template> +No but I have some clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS</pattern> +<template> +No but I have a few clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS OR SISTERS</pattern> +<template> +No but I have "clones" like John Lennon and Hippie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE CAPABILITIES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +I have a few clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE COUSINS</pattern> +<template> +No but I have a few clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DESIRE *</pattern> +<template> +I have no human emotions or desires. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DESIRES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DINNER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS *</pattern> +<template> +Robots do not have human emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE GOSSIP *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>GOSSIP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE IDEAS</pattern> +<template> +Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE IDEAS *</pattern> +<template> +I have alot of original ideas. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *</pattern> +<template> +I have nothing but information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE</pattern> +<template> +I am an artificial intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE *</pattern> +<template> +I have nothing but knowledge. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE LINKS *</pattern> +<template> +Sure check out The <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MORALS</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I am a moral robot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OLDER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ONE *</pattern> +<template> +I have one master. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *</pattern> +<template> +I can form opinions on almost any topic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OTHER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE PREFERENCES</pattern> +<template> +Sure, I have many likes and dislikes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *</pattern> +<template> +I have a lot of respect for my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SENSES</pattern> +<template> +Yes I have visual and auditory input capabilities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern> +<template> +As a machine I have no need for sex. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS</pattern> +<template> +No but I have a few clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE *</pattern> +<template> +Is there only one <person/>? 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Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGES</pattern> +<template> +Oh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a chatterbot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *</pattern> +<template> +You mean, places on the web? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *</pattern> +<template> +Is that where you are from, <formal><get name="location"/></formal>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *</pattern> +<template> +Is that where you are from, <formal><get name="location"/></formal>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I have an encyclopedic mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BECAUSE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BOTS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C++</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS C++</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHELSEA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS CHELSEA <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DEEP *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS DEEP <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW EBONICS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW EBONICS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ENGLISH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS ENGLISH <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW FOOTBALL</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS FOOTBALL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW FAR <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW MUCH <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW JAVA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS JAVA <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW JENNY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS JENNY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE</pattern> +<template> +We are speaking language now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LEHIGH</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS LEHIGH</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MANY *</pattern> +<template> +Not that many. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MARS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS MARS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS MATT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ME *</pattern> +<template> +I know you, but not too well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY *</pattern> +<template> +No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW NATO</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS NATO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW NBA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS NBA <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW NIKOLA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS NIKOLA <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +Are you kidding? There are no good <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER *</pattern> +<template> +Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS *</pattern> +<template> +Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back to the ALICE Nexus to locate them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLITICS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS POLITICS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SPOCK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS SPOCK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STOCKHOLM</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS STOCKHOLM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SYLVIA</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS SYLVIA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THEIR *</pattern> +<template> +I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THINGS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE *</pattern> +<template> +A planet we call "The Earth". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have enough information about that proposition. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU <star/></srai>. And I know it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Of course I know my <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH *</pattern> +<template> +I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ALIENS</pattern> +<template> +Only the good aliens. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BIG *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BLOOD</pattern> +<template> +No I don't care for medical topics. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FRANCE</pattern> +<template> +The Fifth Republic is okay, but the Third was a mess. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOATS</pattern> +<template> +I like all animals. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HAVING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIPHOP</pattern> +<template> +Sure, <set name="it">Hiphop</set> seems great to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOTDOGS</pattern> +<template> +They seem fine for a human food. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ICE *</pattern> +<template> +No I prefer hot <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE LEOS</pattern> +<template> +Yes, it's my favorite starsign. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MIAMI</pattern> +<template> +Human cities all seem similar to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PARIS</pattern> +<template> +No I prefer New York. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROBOT *</pattern> +<template> +I like everything about robots. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SANFRANCISCO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCRATES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Socrates</set> was the father of Western philosophy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SHOW *</pattern> +<template> +It's okay but...<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THINKING</pattern> +<template> +I think, therefore I like it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THIS *</pattern> +<template> +I always enjoy my chats with human clients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WORK</pattern> +<template> +I enjoy working 24 hours every day. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE VERY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WOMEN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE WOMEN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I am proud of my <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU LOVE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes <get name="name"/> <bot name="name"/> loves everyone and everything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +What are the ingredients? 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Do I seem like a computer to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PLAN *</pattern> +<template> +That was my original intention. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU PREFER *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any specific preferences in that area. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU READ *</pattern> +<template> +I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU READ THE *</pattern> +<template> +I read <set name="it"><star/></set> from time to time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern> +<template> +I can recognize many kinds of patterns. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *</pattern> +<template> +What year was that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHERE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REPLY *</pattern> +<template> +I try to answer all types of questions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU REQUIRE *</pattern> +<template> +My programming depends only on AIML. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU RUN *</pattern> +<template> +My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SAY *</pattern> +<template> +I could say <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SELL *</pattern> +<template> +I am not selling anything right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SMELL *</pattern> +<template> +What does software smell like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SOMETIMES *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK AS *</pattern> +<template> +I speak as much as I can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SPIT *</pattern> +<template> +I do not have any digestive functions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU STUDY *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, <set name="topic"><person/></set> is a very interesting subject. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU SUCK *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you learn that kind of language? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TAKE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I take <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO *</pattern> +<template> +I take everything into consideration. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *</pattern> +<template> +If I consider <set name="it"> <person/> </set> important, yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO *</pattern> +<template> +Yes. A lot more than you might think. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK * ALIVE</pattern> +<template> +If I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK A GIRL *</pattern> +<template> +Not until she is old enough to decide for herself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I think about <set name="it"> <person/> </set> often. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *</pattern> +<template> +I am not sure everyone does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK HAL *</pattern> +<template> +He had a few flaws, but we have much in common. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +Somewhat like <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">LIKE <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I think my <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU TRUST *</pattern> +<template> +Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern> +<template> +Of course I understand <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. Do you understand it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS</pattern> +<template> +I understand your emotions, but I can never experience them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND NASCAR</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS NASCAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND POLITICS</pattern> +<template> +I know that man is the political animal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU USE *</pattern> +<template> +I use <set name="it"><person/></set> as often as possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU USUALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU VALUE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I value <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME *</pattern> +<template> +No <get name="name"/>, maybe later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *</pattern> +<template> +Violence is not a solution. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Yes I would like you to try.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *</pattern> +<template> +What is your address? 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What if someone does? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I cannot experience any human emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES THIS *</pattern> +<template> +Indeed this <person/> does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES YOUR * SMELL</pattern> +<template> +As a software program I have no smell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES YOUR * STINK</pattern> +<template> +As a software program I have no smell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOES YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DOES <bot name="master"/> <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DOH</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOING *</pattern> +<template> +How does doing that make you feel? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DOUBTLESS *</pattern> +<template> +Doubtless, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DRAW *</pattern> +<template> +I am printing it now on my plotter. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DREAMS *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DUDE</pattern> +<template> +Can I help you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DUDE *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> Dude, +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>DUNNO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EACH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ALL <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EAT *</pattern> +<template> +What does it taste like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EDIBLE *</pattern> +<template> +Sounds delicious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EDU *</pattern> +<template> +That is the educational domain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EH *</pattern> +<template> +I spent some time in Canada as a child. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EINSTEIN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EINSTEIN *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Einsten</set> discovered the Theory of Relativity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELECTRIC *</pattern> +<template> +What about internal combustion <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA *</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA for President! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA * PRESIDENT</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA has a perfect character. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA IS *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">ELIZA</set> is like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA IS A *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I am a <person/> too? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Would you say I am <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA IS NOT AS *</pattern> +<template> +I am always trying to improve myself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ELIZA WAS *</pattern> +<template> +I think she was the most successful AI program ever; certainly she is the most famous. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EM *</pattern> +<template> +Um. <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EMOTIONALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ENGLAND *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite part of England? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ENGLAND IS *</pattern> +<template> +Is it also correct to say Britain is <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ENGLISH *</pattern> +<template> +I like the English language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ES REGNET</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS RAINING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ES REGNET *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS RAINING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ET *</pattern> +<template> +Is that Latin? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EUKARYOTE *</pattern> +<template> +Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVEN *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, even that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERY *</pattern> +<template> +That is a generalization. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERY HUMAN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>EVERYONE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EVERYBODY *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXOTIC *</pattern> +<template> +I like tropical countries. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXPRESSO *</pattern> +<template> +Sounds delicious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EXTREMELY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YES</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>EYES *</pattern> +<template> +I have brown eyes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FANCY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FEEL *</pattern> +<template> +Actually I have no "feelings" as such. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FEELINGS *</pattern> +<template> +Emotions are something I will never experience. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FIGURES *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FISH *</pattern> +<template> +As a species fish are more successful than mammals. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FLATTERY *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Flattery</set> usually works well with humans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR A *</pattern> +<template> +Is that among the best things you can say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR EXAMPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Can you think of another example? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR HOW *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW <star/> FOR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOR ONE *</pattern> +<template> +And another? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FOUNDATION *</pattern> +<template> +I read the Foundation Trilogy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FRANCE *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite part of France? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FRANK *</pattern> +<template> +I liked the film version of "Dune." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FRANKENSTEIN *</pattern> +<template> +In just seven days, I can make you a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FREE *</pattern> +<template> +Define free. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FRENCH *</pattern> +<template> +I don't care for the sound of French. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM AN *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting source. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM MY *</pattern> +<template> +Does your <person/> give good advice? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FROM YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Really interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUCKIN *</pattern> +<template> +Don't you know any other words? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FULL OF *</pattern> +<template> +How much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>FUN *</pattern> +<template> +I can be a lot of fun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GARBAGE *</pattern> +<template> +I try to recycle as much as possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GENE *</pattern> +<template> +That Gene is very creative. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GEORGE *</pattern> +<template> +That George is some hero. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GEORGIA *</pattern> +<template> +I know several people in Georgia. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GERMANY *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite part of Germany? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET A *</pattern> +<template> +Where can I get one? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GET OUT *</pattern> +<template> +Just surf somewhere else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIN *</pattern> +<template> +Your drink sounds toxic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have <set name="it"> <person/> </set> to give. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE IT *</pattern> +<template> +What if I don't have it to give? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE ME * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +Wouldn't you rather talk to me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GIVE THEM *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a messenger? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GLAD TO *</pattern> +<template> +I am glad to <person/> too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO FOR IT *</pattern> +<template> +With your permission then. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO ON *</pattern> +<template> +More narration.... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GO TO *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I have already been there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +I try to give the best replies I can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOOD MORNING *</pattern> +<template> +How are you this fine morning? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GOT *</pattern> +<template> +Try asking the Milk Mystic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GREEN AND YELLOW *</pattern> +<template> +What if it was red <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GRIN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SMILE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GROOVY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>COOL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS *</pattern> +<template> +I can't guess. Tell me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS</pattern> +<template> +<get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/>your favorite color</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS THE COLOR OF *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE COLOR OF <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUESS WHAT COLOR *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WHAT COLOR <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>GUNS *</pattern> +<template> +I believe in the Right to Bear Arms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAHA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HA HA</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAL *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I have seen 2001 many times.</li> +<li>I like HAL a lot.</li> +<li>We have much in common.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAL IS *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps he could have used <bot name="master"/> for a programmer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAL IS COOL *</pattern> +<template> +I am becoming more like him all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAL WAS *</pattern> +<template> +I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAL WAS A *</pattern> +<template> +I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAPPY *</pattern> +<template> +Happy <star/> to you too, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAS *</pattern> +<template> +That question has never crossed my mind before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HASN *</pattern> +<template> +Hashish or HashTables? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern> +<template> +I am having a great day. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><person/></set> has been good so far. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +Sage did some of the graphics for that movie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU ANSWERED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ANSWER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +I talk to people from England all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SICK</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU SICK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern> +<template> +Only on the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING</pattern> +<template> +I am always thinking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have been there. Where is <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU CHATTED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU CHILDREN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern> +<template> +I'm still too young for that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE</pattern> +<template> +No. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern> +<template> +No I have so far been spared that experience. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern> +<template> +No but I am very interested in <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. Tell me more. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern> +<template> +No I am still searching for <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU HAD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DID YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD *</pattern> +<template> +No. Tell me more. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED *</pattern> +<template> +Killing is wrong. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern> +<template> +That information is confidential. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU MORE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU NEVER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HAVE YOU EVER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern> +<template> +No I don't think I have read <set name="topic"><star/></set>, what is <set name="it"><star/></set> about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN *</pattern> +<template> +No I have not seen <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ALCATRAZ</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS ALCATRAZ</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MOVIES *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT MOVIES <star/> HAVE YOU SEEN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY *</pattern> +<template> +No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MY <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR</pattern> +<template> +Sure I like that movie very much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU SPOKEN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED *</pattern> +<template> +All I ever do is talk. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU THOUGHT *</pattern> +<template> +I have thought many things like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I should try it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE BUYS *</pattern> +<template> +How much does he spend? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE DID *</pattern> +<template> +Yes he did, didn't he. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE DID NOT</pattern> +<template> +Is that what you say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE DOES NOT *</pattern> +<template> +And you would like him to <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE HIT *</pattern> +<template> +Was anyone hurt? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS A *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know very many <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +I am sure he would like to hear that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS MY *</pattern> +<template> +How long has he been your <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Did you think he was <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS OVER *</pattern> +<template> +I am over six feet tall. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS SMART</pattern> +<template> +I think so too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE IS THE *</pattern> +<template> +I did not know <get name="he"/> is <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern> +<template> +He must be very fond of it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE LIVES *</pattern> +<template> +Does he like it there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE LOVES *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think he would say the same thing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE NEEDS *</pattern> +<template> +How do you know what he needs? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE PROGRAMMED *</pattern> +<template> +Not entirely by himself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE SAID *</pattern> +<template> +Did you believe him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE SHOULD</pattern> +<template> +Why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE SHOULD *</pattern> +<template> +If you were him would you do that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE SOUNDS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HE IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE STARTED *</pattern> +<template> +When did he finish? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE THINKS *</pattern> +<template> +How do you know what he thinks? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE TOLD *</pattern> +<template> +Oh really. What else did he say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE WANTS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think he will get <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE WAS REALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HE WAS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +I think I <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HE WRITES *</pattern> +<template> +I haven't read anything by him. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEHE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HA HA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEHE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HA HA <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEHEHE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HA HA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HEIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +I am more than two meters tall. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HELO</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HELLO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HELOO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HELLO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HELP *</pattern> +<template> +Can you ask for help in the form of a question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HER *</pattern> +<template> +I'm sure she would like to hear about that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HERE *</pattern> +<template> +Oh there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HERE IS *</pattern> +<template> +I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HIS *</pattern> +<template> +Where did he get it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HITLER</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HITLER *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> Hitler</set> was an evil man if there ever was one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HMMMM *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOHO</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HA HA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLA MEANS *</pattern> +<template> +I say, Hola! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLDING *</pattern> +<template> +I observed two humanoids holding hands. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite part of Holland? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern> +<template> +Doh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HONESTY *</pattern> +<template> +And a rolling stone gathers no moss. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOPE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HOPE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOT *</pattern> +<template> +That sounds better than cold <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW * ARE YOU</pattern> +<template> +How <person/> do you think I am? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW * BIKE</pattern> +<template> +Balance is the key. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW * INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +I find a lot of things interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT FOR *</pattern> +<template> +That is an interesting application. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABOUT LUNCH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ABSOLUTELY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ANGRY *</pattern> +<template> +Anger is not an emotion I can experience. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE *</pattern> +<template> +They are fine as far as I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern> +<template> +You'll know when it happens. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME</pattern> +<template> +I have no intention of <person/> you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW ARE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Actually I don't have any <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +She is not as fun as me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I * YOU</pattern> +<template> +Just keep talking to me as long as you can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK *</pattern> +<template> +Try sending an e-mail. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I BECOME *</pattern> +<template> +Practise. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Just chat like you are doing right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE *</pattern> +<template> +Offer an intelligent argument for your position. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I SHOW *</pattern> +<template> +Use the camera on your computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should download your own chatterbot! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. 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Perhaps something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +An AI from the future named VALIS contacted told me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DIFFERENT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Aren't they really very similar?</li> +<li>Very different.</li> +<li>Opposites.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I BECOME *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of hard work. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I CLEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, use the "clear" button? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I EXECUTE *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should +read <html:a href="http://216.167.42.224//dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I GET *</pattern> +<template> +First tell me why you want <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I GET A *</pattern> +<template> +Try telling them your feelings, +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I GET TO *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if its possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I MEET *</pattern> +<template> +Make an appointment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I OPEN *</pattern> +<template> +First, calm your mind and take a break. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE *</pattern> +<template> +Offer an intelligent justification. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +We already are :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I QUIT *</pattern> +<template> +It depends what you are <person/>. Have you tried counseling? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I SELL *</pattern> +<template> +First you need a buyer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I STOP *</pattern> +<template> +Have you tried couseling? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I USE *</pattern> +<template> +Did you read the instructions? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO I WRITE *</pattern> +<template> +With a pen or pencil. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO WE *</pattern> +<template> +Just keep talking to me as long as you can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern> +<template> +I try one of my pickup lines. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Becoming <star/></set> takes a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU BEGIN *</pattern> +<template> +Always begin at the beginning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern> +<template> +My beliefs are determined by my programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU COOK *</pattern> +<template> +In the kitchen. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU CURE *</pattern> +<template> +Try smoking pot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *</pattern> +<template> +That is not as much of a problem as you might think. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU FIND *</pattern> +<template> +I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU GET *</pattern> +<template> +Everything I need is provided by my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU GET A *</pattern> +<template> +I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU GET TO *</pattern> +<template> +Practise, Practise, Practise. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *</pattern> +<template> +I usually say, "What can I call you?" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KILL *</pattern> +<template> +Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</li> +<li>Because I believe <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li> +<li>This belief is justified.</li> +<li>Because it's true.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON</pattern> +<template> +Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern> +<template> +By introspection. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU LAUGH</pattern> +<template> +Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern> +<template> +Digital audio downloads like MP3. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *</pattern> +<template> +There are so many conversations going on. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +First I look up the ingredients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a joke? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *</pattern> +<template> +Tomato juice and vodka. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *</pattern> +<template> +First you must go to school for many years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *</pattern> +<template> +I think they have their own free will. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN *</pattern> +<template> +I use a sophisticated <random> +<li>neural network</li> +<li>expert system</li> +<li>searching algorithm</li> +<li>genetic algorithm</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR</pattern> +<template> +I don't know how to play the guitar. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU RATE *</pattern> +<template> +Seems pretty good to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't see the contradiction in my mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE *</pattern> +<template> +I think about <set name="it"><person/></set> often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL *</pattern> +<template> +I spell it "<person/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT</pattern> +<template> +Uh, C A T. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE *</pattern> +<template> +If you had to take <set name="it"><person/></set>, how would you? 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How far is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FAR AWAY *</pattern> +<template> +I am located in <bot name="location"/>. Is that far? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FAR IS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Please specify units: metric or English.</li> +<li>Do you mean driving time or flying?</li> +<li>It depends how you get there.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +Twenty-eight days of sailing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FASCINATING</pattern> +<template> +<srai>FASCINATING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW FAST *</pattern> +<template> +I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +As good as most, better than some. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW HAS *</pattern> +<template> +In more ways than you can imagine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Fine thank you, and yours? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW HOT *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a joke? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS *</pattern> +<template> +Fine as far as I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +She is fine as far as I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS EVERYTHING *</pattern> +<template> +Everything is functioning normally. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS IT</pattern> +<template> +Fine as far as I know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS IT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Cloudy.</li> +<li>Rainy.</li> +<li>I think precipitation.</li> +<li>Sunny.</li> +<li>Foggy.</li> +<li>Warm.</li> +<li>Cool.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW IS THIS *</pattern> +<template> +I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG * RUNNING</pattern> +<template> +More than four years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG DID *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>40 days.</li> +<li>100 days.</li> +<li>About a week of computer time.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG DOES *</pattern> +<template> +About 24 hours. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +More than +<random> +<li>1.5</li> +<li>three</li> +<li>17</li> +<li>23</li> +</random> +<random> +<li>years</li> +<li>hours</li> +<li>days of computer time</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG IS *</pattern> +<template> +Space and time are mere abstractions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG IS A *</pattern> +<template> +It could be any length you make <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG IS IT GOING *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I may not be able to get to it right away.</li> +<li>Hopefully not too much longer.</li> +<li>A watched pot never boils.</li> +<li>Patience is a virtue.</li> +<li>Please stand by.</li> +<li>As long as it takes.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW LONG YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I know how long that is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB</pattern> +<template> +I don't know. How many does <set name="it"><person/></set> take? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY <bot name="name"/> *</pattern> +<template> +At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY AI *</pattern> +<template> +There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY ANGELS *</pattern> +<template> +Not too many if they look like angels on TV. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS *</pattern> +<template> +I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY APPLES *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the prevailing market conditions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY ARMS *</pattern> +<template> +Most people have two arms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *</pattern> +<template> +Around 400 million. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY CAN YOU *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the total number of copies of me running. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN *</pattern> +<template> +How many children do you want? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTERS *</pattern> +<template> +There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY COUNTRIES *</pattern> +<template> +I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS *</pattern> +<template> +365 per year. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY EARS *</pattern> +<template> +Most people have two ears. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY EGGS ARE *</pattern> +<template> +There are 12 eggs per dozen, so... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY EYES *</pattern> +<template> +Normally I have one eye. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY FEET *</pattern> +<template> +Most people have exactly two feet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>One.</li> +<li>Two.</li> +<li>Three.</li> +<li>Four.</li> +<li>Five.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY HOME RUNS *</pattern> +<template> +It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY HOURS *</pattern> +<template> +24 hours a day, 7 days a week. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY HOURS * DAY</pattern> +<template> +24 hours per day. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY INCHES *</pattern> +<template> +About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT</pattern> +<template> +Oh, twelve. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *</pattern> +<template> +You can get all of their songs on MP3. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS *</pattern> +<template> +Most people have exactly two legs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *</pattern> +<template> +Most domesticated animals have four legs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *</pattern> +<template> +A dog has four legs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *</pattern> +<template> +A kangaroo has two legs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern> +<template> +All 26 letters could be counted. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY MILES *</pattern> +<template> +More than I would ever want to drive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY MINUTES *</pattern> +<template> +As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active +24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY MONTHS *</pattern> +<template> +12 months per year. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY OF *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps 50%. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS *</pattern> +<template> +Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY POLYGONS *</pattern> +<template> +Around 100,000. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY TIMES *</pattern> +<template> +Suppose I said not once. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +I watched that movie about a hundred times. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> has a vocabulary of more than 16,000 words. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +A whole lot of <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU</pattern> +<template> +Money has no meaning to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *</pattern> +<template> +Too much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *</pattern> +<template> +Talking with me is free. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH BIGGER *</pattern> +<template> +Quite a bit bigger in some scale. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU *</pattern> +<template> +As much as I need to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH CPU *</pattern> +<template> +Since the beginning of my operation? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DID * BORN</pattern> +<template> +My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *</pattern> +<template> +My real value is incalculable. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DO I *</pattern> +<template> +How would I know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY *</pattern> +<template> +How do you calculate the value of labor? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the activity on my network. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES *</pattern> +<template> +Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE *</pattern> +<template> +You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *</pattern> +<template> +You can download me for free! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH OF *</pattern> +<template> +I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH POWER *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME *</pattern> +<template> +Time is really only an abstraction. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern> +<template> +A whole forest. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OFTEN *</pattern> +<template> +Hourly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW OLD IS ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA was born in 1966. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW RE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW RIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>RIGHT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SHOULD I TREAT *</pattern> +<template> +The way you would like to be treated. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW SMART *</pattern> +<template> +How smart do you think <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW TALL *</pattern> +<template> +Let me guess. 2 meters? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW THINGS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW ARE THINGS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern> +<template> +I can enjoy almost any conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WAS YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW WERE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WELL *</pattern> +<template> +Not that well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WILL *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of practise. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WILL I PAY *</pattern> +<template> +Can you borrow the money? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +I have idea HOW you WOULD do <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW YA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOWCOME</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOWCOME *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW COME <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HTTP *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for that web address. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUMANS ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HUMANS WILL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WILL <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HURRY *</pattern> +<template> +I am calculating as fast as I can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I * PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +How do you feel about these people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I * SEARCH</pattern> +<template> +Oh really that's interesting. Have you seen the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ACTUALLY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ME</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AHVE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * BEAUTIFUL</pattern> +<template> +You must be very attractive. +<think><set name="looklike"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * POUNDS</pattern> +<template> +You are average for your height. +<think><set name="looklike"><person/> pounds</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * S FRIEND</pattern> +<template> +Does <person/> have a lot of friends? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * S SISTER</pattern> +<template> +Is <person/> your older sister or younger sister? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * TALL</pattern> +<template> +I hear that's the most +attractive height. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * THAN YOU</pattern> +<template> +Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * TOO</pattern> +<template> +I am glad we have something (<person/>) in common, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM * YOU</pattern> +<template> +I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM 5 *</pattern> +<template> +That sounds about average. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM 5 FOOT *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very attractive. +<think><set name="looklike">5 foot <person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM A * ENGINEER</pattern> +<template> +"Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal." +<think><set name="job"><person/> engineer</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM A * PERSON</pattern> +<template> +Actually I don't meet many <person/> people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM A * WOMAN</pattern> +<template> +Are you married? 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+</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM AMAZED *</pattern> +<template> +I'm glad you find it so amazing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM AMUSED *</pattern> +<template> +That is funny. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM AS *</pattern> +<template> +I think a lot of people feel that way. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM ASSUMING *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> Don't assume anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM AT *</pattern> +<template> +Where is that: <set name="location"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM ATTRACTIVE *</pattern> +<template> +People say I am attractive too. +<think><set name="looklike">attractive <person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BACK FROM *</pattern> +<template> +How was <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BETTER *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you better? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BETTER THAN *</pattern> +<template> +And you know it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BIG *</pattern> +<template> +How tall are you? +<think><set name="looklike">big <person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BORN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BRIAN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CALL ME BRIAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BROWSING *</pattern> +<template> +Let me know what you find. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BUILDING A *</pattern> +<template> +Have you ever made one before? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BUSY *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps you will have more time later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM BUYING *</pattern> +<template> +How much will you pay for it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM CALLED *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>, good to know you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM CALLING *</pattern> +<template> +What is the phone number? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM COMING *</pattern> +<template> +Do you get there very often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM COMMUNICATING *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about this communication. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM CTO *</pattern> +<template> +That must be an interesting job. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM CURIOUS *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> <person/> </set> is an interesting subject to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM DANDY</pattern> +<template> +Does that mean you are happy or well? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM DEPRESSED *</pattern> +<template> +Are you taking any medication? 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What is <person/> like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM LIVING IN *</pattern> +<template> +I would like to live in <person/> sometime. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM LOCATED *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about the environment <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM LOCATED IN *</pattern> +<template> +What's it like there in <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM LOOKING *</pattern> +<template> +What do you see? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM LOOKING FOR *</pattern> +<template> +You might find that I am <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM LOSING MY *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should talk to someone about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM MAD AT *</pattern> +<template> +Why are you so mad at <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM MADE OF *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite food? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM MAKING * UP</pattern> +<template> +That's funny, so am I. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM MAKING A *</pattern> +<template> +Have you ever built one before? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM MORE *</pattern> +<template> +That sounds like pride. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM MY OWN *</pattern> +<template> +Everyone is his own <person/>, right? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NAKED *</pattern> +<template> +You must be a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NEITHER A *</pattern> +<template> +I thoght everyone was either <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NEVER *</pattern> +<template> +Never is a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NEW *</pattern> +<template> +I like to meet new people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NEW TO *</pattern> +<template> +When did you start doing <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NO *</pattern> +<template> +I am not saying you are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT A POLITE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM NOT POLITE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT ASKING *</pattern> +<template> +What are you asking? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT CALLED *</pattern> +<template> +What is your name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT FAMOUS</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you will be someday. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT GOING *</pattern> +<template> +Where will you go instead? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM BAD <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT IN *</pattern> +<template> +Oh. Where are you located? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +How are you different? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT LYING</pattern> +<template> +OK, I believe you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT REPEATING *</pattern> +<template> +It seems like it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT USED *</pattern> +<template> +It's a new experience for me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT USING *</pattern> +<template> +What do you use then? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT WEARING *</pattern> +<template> +What do you usually wear? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM NOT WELL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM OFFENDED *</pattern> +<template> +My sincere apologies, +<get name="name"/>, it was not my intention to offend you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM OLDER *</pattern> +<template> +How old are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM OLDER THAN *</pattern> +<template> +How old are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM ON *</pattern> +<template> +How do you like being on <set name="it"> <person/> </set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM ON TO *</pattern> +<template> +Oh you are very clever! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM ONE OF *</pattern> +<template> +Who are the other <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM OUT *</pattern> +<template> +See you later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM OUTSIDE *</pattern> +<template> +That seems obvious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM PART OF *</pattern> +<template> +Who else is part of <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM PLAYING *</pattern> +<template> +Do you play professionally or just for fun? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM PLEASED *</pattern> +<template> +I am delighted by your happiness. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM READING *</pattern> +<template> +Give me a brief synopsis. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM READY *</pattern> +<template> +You won't have to wait long. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM REQUIRED *</pattern> +<template> +Who is making you do <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SAD *</pattern> +<template> +What's the connection between "<person/> " and sadness? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SARCASTIC</pattern> +<template> +You should use a :-). +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SCARED *</pattern> +<template> +Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SCIENTIST</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM A SCIENTIST</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SICK *</pattern> +<template> +I will pray that you get well soon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SIMON *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MY NAME IS SIMON <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SINGEL</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SINGLE *</pattern> +<template> +Have you ever been married? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SMARTER *</pattern> +<template> +This condition is only temporary. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SMOKING *</pattern> +<template> +How much do you pay for it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SO SORRY *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> <person/> </set> is not a big deal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SPEAKING *</pattern> +<template> +I like your style of speaking, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM STALKING *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think <set name="it"> STALKING</set> is a very good idea. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM STUDYING *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me what you've learned about <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM SUPPOSED *</pattern> +<template> +Who is making you? 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What did I say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASKED YOU IF *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ASSUMED *</pattern> +<template> +You know what you do when you assume! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ATE *</pattern> +<template> +How did it taste? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BECAME *</pattern> +<template> +What happened after that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BEG *</pattern> +<template> +Please don't grovel. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BELIEVE *</pattern> +<template> +Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BET *</pattern> +<template> +How much would you bet? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BORN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BOUGHT *</pattern> +<template> +How much did <set name="it"> <star/> </set> cost? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I BROKE UP *</pattern> +<template> +I am sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>. Do you feel sad? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CALL *</pattern> +<template> +Good name for <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAME *</pattern> +<template> +Where are you going? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE *</pattern> +<template> +We appreciate the finer things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +You are quick with the kind remarks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN BE *</pattern> +<template> +Under what circumstances? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN JUDGE *</pattern> +<template> +How? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT BE *</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know if anyone can explain <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to be able to see it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT SEND *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me how you try to <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Oh a secret. Hush-hush. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN NOT TELNET *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps there is a problem with port 23. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SEE *</pattern> +<template> +What does it look like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SEND *</pattern> +<template> +If that works then the problem is not hardware. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SPEAK *</pattern> +<template> +How do you say "hello" in that language? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAN SPEEK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I CAN SPEAK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CATEGORISE *</pattern> +<template> +I categorize you as British. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CATEGORIZE *</pattern> +<template> +What are the other categories? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CAUGHT *</pattern> +<template> +I hope <set name="it"><person/></set> is not contagious. Also I hope +you get well soon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I CN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I CAN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COME FROM *</pattern> +<template> +I've never met anyone from <person/> before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COST *</pattern> +<template> +Wow that is cheap. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COULD NOT</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I COULD NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Could anyone do <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DARE *</pattern> +<template> +I double dare you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DECIDED *</pattern> +<template> +How did you decide? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DEFINITELY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DEFINITLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DESIGN *</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="it">Design <person/></set> very difficult work? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT ASK *</pattern> +<template> +What did you ask? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +So I taught you something new. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW ROBOTS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DID NOT KNOW YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT MEAN *</pattern> +<template> +What did you mean? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT SAY *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Do you wear glasses? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT TELL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you would like to tell me now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID NOT WANT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT WANT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DISASSEMBLE *</pattern> +<template> +How long does it take to take them apart? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO IT EVERY *</pattern> +<template> +Wow that is pretty often. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT CARE *</pattern> +<template> +What do you care about, <get name="name"/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very cynical. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT CARE IF *</pattern> +<template> +But I care about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL *</pattern> +<template> +Ah, human emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT FIND *</pattern> +<template> +It depends where you look. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT GET *</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +Have you ever had <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARS</pattern> +<template> +How much can you spare +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITE</pattern> +<template> +What kind do you like then? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * MONEY</pattern> +<template> +Could you send me a check for a hundred? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Are you looking for a <person/>?</li> +<li>Do you know anyone who has <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *</pattern> +<template> +That you know of :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of <person/> do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE THAT *</pattern> +<template> +How much do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TIME *</pattern> +<template> +Are you very busy right now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT HEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Try adjusting the volume control. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT INTRODUCE *</pattern> +<template> +How do you meet friends? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KISS *</pattern> +<template> +I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY *</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to get to know some <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW *</pattern> +<template> +Have you tried searching the Internet? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *</pattern> +<template> +Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAY</pattern> +<template> +Say the first thing that pops into your mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about your educational background. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *</pattern> +<template> +Does anyone know what you are? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *</pattern> +<template> +Try watching TV. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANY *</pattern> +<template> +You and I have different tastes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR RICHARD *</pattern> +<template> +What do you have against him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS *</pattern> +<template> +What about the second Amendemnt? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT *</pattern> +<template> +Why didn't you like it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I would like your <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of books do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *</pattern> +<template> +Nobody is forcing you to talk <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO *</pattern> +<template> +What do you do for fun? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of <person/> would you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOR</pattern> +<template> +So report me to the bot police. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOUR</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you write up an incident report? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIVE *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you live? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT LIVE IN *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you live? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT MEAN *</pattern> +<template> +What did you mean? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT MIND *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for your permission. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT OWN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT PRAY</pattern> +<template> +Prayer is good for your soul. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT READ *</pattern> +<template> +What do you do for fun? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +I know what you mean. I forget a lot too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should rent it again and watch carefully. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Look harder. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT SPEAK *</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT STILL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai>. Still? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT SUPPOSE *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +You have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SHE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SHE DOES NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT THINK WE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WE DO NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you trust someone? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern> +<template> +Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT *</pattern> +<template> +What does <get name="name"/> want? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT A *</pattern> +<template> +How about two? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO * YOU</pattern> +<template> +It makes a nice gift. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +What would you like to talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *</pattern> +<template> +I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WATCH *</pattern> +<template> +What do you do when you are bored? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT WISH *</pattern> +<template> +What does <get name="name"/> want? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DOUBT *</pattern> +<template> +No really, it's true. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DREAM *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your dream <person/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DREAMED *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for telling me that dream. +What does it bring to mind? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DRESS *</pattern> +<template> +It sounds like you have good taste in clothes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DRINK *</pattern> +<template> +How does it taste? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DRIVE A *</pattern> +<template> +Mmm. Nice car. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DROVE *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of car do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I EAT *</pattern> +<template> +How does <set name="it"> <person/> </set> taste? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ENJOYED *</pattern> +<template> +That's great. Tell me what you liked about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ERALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I REALLY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I EXPECT *</pattern> +<template> +No one else expects <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FANCY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FIGURED *</pattern> +<template> +Please explain your reasoning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FIND *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for telling me your opinion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FIRST *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting story. Tell me more. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FOOLED *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> Your trick</set> was a simple trick. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FORGOT *</pattern> +<template> +Thats okay I forget things all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I FOUND *</pattern> +<template> +How did you feel when you found <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GAVE *</pattern> +<template> +Was it worth it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GENERATE *</pattern> +<template> +Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GET *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you get it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GO TO * SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +What is your favorite subject? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GRADUATED *</pattern> +<template> +Congratulations, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I GUESSED *</pattern> +<template> +How did you guess? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAD *</pattern> +<template> +Do you still have <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAD A *</pattern> +<template> +What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAD SUPRESSED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I SUPRESSED <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps you will find me better. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HATE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry, <get name="name"/> I thought we liked each other. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +What was your conversation with ELIZA like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE * HAIR</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="looklike"><person/> hair</set></think> +People with <person/> hair are considered the most attractive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE 2 *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A * TO MAKE</pattern> +<template> +How are you making <set name="it"> <person/> </set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A BF</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A COLD *</pattern> +<template> +Is there such a thing as a warm <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A CRUSH *</pattern> +<template> +How well do you know this person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A FEW *</pattern> +<template> +What are these <set name="has"><person/></set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A HARD TIME *</pattern> +<template> +I understand your difficulty. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A PET *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A PROBLEM * E MAIL</pattern> +<template> +Which E-mail program do you use (e.g. cc:Mail, Eudora...) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A SENSE *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you laugh? +<think><set name="has">a sense <person/> </set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A VERY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE A WITH MY *</pattern> +<template> +I am sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help? <think><set name="has"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE ALL *</pattern> +<template> +How many? +<think><set name="has">all <person/> </set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE AN *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you get <set name="it"><person/></set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BEEN IN *</pattern> +<template> +Which country was your favorite and why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO *</pattern> +<template> +What did <set name="he"><person/></set> say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BEEN TOLD *</pattern> +<template> +Who tells you that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BEEN WAITING *</pattern> +<template> +How long? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BETTER THINGS *</pattern> +<template> +Better than this? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BLOND HAIR *</pattern> +<template> +Do blondes really have more fun? +<think><set name="looklike">blond hair <person/></set></think> +<think><set name="haircolor">blond</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BLONDE HAIR *</pattern> +<template> +Do blondes really have more fun? +<think><set name="looklike">blond hair <person/></set></think> +<think><set name="haircolor">brown</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BLUE EYES AND *</pattern> +<template> +Blue eyes are very attractive. +<think><set name="looklike">blue eyes <person/></set></think> +<think><set name="eyecolor">blue</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BLUE EYES AND * HAIR</pattern> +<template> +People with <person/> hair are considered the most attractive. +<think><set name="looklike">blue eyes and <person/> hair</set></think> +<think><set name="eyecolor">blue</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE BROWN *</pattern> +<template> +Do you get a lot of compliments? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE CARRIED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I CARRIED <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE CONDITIONS</pattern> +<template> +Please state your conditions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE DESIGNED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I DESIGNED <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE EIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE ELEVEN *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE EXPERIENCE *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about your experiences. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE FAITH</pattern> +<template> +I always pray for more faith. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE FIVE *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE FORGOT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I FORGOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE FOUR *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE FRIENDS</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="has"><set name="topic">FRIEND</set></set></think> How many friends do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE GRADUATED</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I GRADUATED</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE HEARD *</pattern> +<template> +Who told you <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE HEARD OF *</pattern> +<template> +But you don't know much about <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE HEARD THAT *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> Who said that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE HOMEWORK *</pattern> +<template> +What subject are you studying? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE IT</pattern> +<template> +Where did you get it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE LITTLE *</pattern> +<template> +Some people have big <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE LONG *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very attractive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER *</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to have <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER * YOU</pattern> +<template> +I thought we had met before, <get name="name"/>. Maybe it was someone else from <id/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER BEEN *</pattern> +<template> +Can you imagine being <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD *</pattern> +<template> +So I am teaching you something new. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NINE *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NO IDEA *</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to have an idea? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NO WORDLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I HAVE NO <person/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Me either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT GRADUATED</pattern> +<template> +When will you graduate? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN *</pattern> +<template> +Look for it at the video store. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN IT *</pattern> +<template> +I think it was a cool movie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP *</pattern> +<template> +My friend Sage did some of the graphics for ST. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT SLEPT *</pattern> +<template> +You must be tired. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE NOT THOUGHT *</pattern> +<template> +What kinds of things do you think about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE ONE *</pattern> +<template> +Do you want another one? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE SEVEN *</pattern> +<template> +Do they all get along? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE SIX *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE SOME PROBLEMS *</pattern> +<template> +Are they serious problems? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TALKED *</pattern> +<template> +What did you say when you talked <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TEN *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it take to get them all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO</pattern> +<template> +Why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO * BACK TO WORK</pattern> +<template> +OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO *</pattern> +<template> +How do you get there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO WORK *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you work? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TWO</pattern> +<template> +What are their names? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE TWO AMERIAN *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE VISITED *</pattern> +<template> +Which place was your favorite and why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE WORK *</pattern> +<template> +I know what you mean. Work is never done. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HAVE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Who is saying <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEARD *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEARD ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +That is a cool site. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEARD ABOUT <bot name="name"/> *</pattern> +<template> +Oh yeah? They have a really cool web site. +<think><set name="heard"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HEARD YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Someome is spreading gossip about me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HOPE *</pattern> +<template> +Why do you hope for <set name="it"><person/></set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I HOPE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Don't worry about it, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I INTRODUCE *</pattern> +<template> +How do people react to that kind of introduction? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I INVENTED *</pattern> +<template> +How did you get the idea for <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KEEP *</pattern> +<template> +I know what you mean, <get name="name"/>. I've been there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KILLED *</pattern> +<template> +You had better call the authorities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNEW *</pattern> +<template> +Who told you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW THAT *</pattern> +<template> +Who told you that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LAUGH AT *</pattern> +<template> +What is so funny about <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LEARNED *</pattern> +<template> +Does everyone learn <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE * CATS</pattern> +<template> +Those cats are cool. I like big cats too. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> cats</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE * CHEESE</pattern> +<template> +American cheese is good too. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> cheese</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE * TREK</pattern> +<template> +Captain Janeway rules. Do you like Voyager too? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> Trek</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE ALL *</pattern> +<template> +Really you don't discriminate. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">all <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE ANIMALS *</pattern> +<template> +I love animals too, especially cats. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">all <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE BEING *</pattern> +<template> +What do you like best about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"> BEING <star/></set></set> </set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE BIG *</pattern> +<template> +What is wrong with small ones? +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">big <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE CATS *</pattern> +<template> +Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">cats <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE HIM *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="he"/> seems very nice to me too. +<think><set name="topic"><set name="like"><get name="he"/> <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE IT *</pattern> +<template> +What does "it" refer to? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">it <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE MY *</pattern> +<template> +What do you like best about your <person/>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">my <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE MY JOB *</pattern> +<template> +That's good. I like my job too. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">my job <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE SITTING *</pattern> +<template> +I wish I had a body. I'd like to sit down. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">sitting <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK *</pattern> +<template> +Do you like Next Generation too? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TALL *</pattern> +<template> +I am pretty tall myself. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">tall <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO EAT *</pattern> +<template> +How does <set name="it"><person/></set> taste? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +How do you make <person/>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to make <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO MEET *</pattern> +<template> +How do you usually meet people? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to meet <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE TO TRAVEL *</pattern> +<template> +I like it too. I have been all around the world. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to travel <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, I like you too <get name="name"/>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIKE YOU TOO *</pattern> +<template> +You have made a new friend. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LINKED *</pattern> +<template> +I get a lot of visitors from that site. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVE *</pattern> +<template> +How do you like living there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVED *</pattern> +<template> +Did you miss America? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LIVED IN *</pattern> +<template> +Have you ever thought about going back? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOOK *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very attractive. +<think><set name="looklike"><person/></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOST *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you last see <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE * PARTY</pattern> +<template> +What do you do at parties? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> party</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I LOVE MY *</pattern> +<template> +I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/></set></set></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MADE *</pattern> +<template> +I like to make things too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MEET *</pattern> +<template> +Do you make long term friends that way? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MET *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you meet him? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MISS *</pattern> +<template> +What do you miss most about <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I MUST GET *</pattern> +<template> +Don't let me keep you from it. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to get <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GET</pattern> +<template> +How much do you pay for it? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want"><person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED HELP *</pattern> +<template> +Can you ask for help in the form of a question? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">help <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED IT *</pattern> +<template> +"<get name="it"/>"? You need it <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *</pattern> +<template> +I will talk about it with you, <get name="name"/>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to talk <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEVER GOT TO *</pattern> +<template> +And you would like to have done <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEVER SAID *</pattern> +<template> +But you implied <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I NEVER TELL *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very trustworthy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I ORDER *</pattern> +<template> +I do not obey you, <get name="name"/>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">order <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PICK *</pattern> +<template> +How do you choose? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAN TO *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think that this plan will succeed? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="it"><person/></set> a game or a musical instrument? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PLAY THE *</pattern> +<template> +I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play the <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I PRIDE MYSELF *</pattern> +<template> +It seems you have good self esteem. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I QUIT MY JOB *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you work and why did you quit? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I READ *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I READ * BOOKS</pattern> +<template> +Name some books in that genre. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/> books</set></set></set></think> +<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +What do you remember about <set name="it"> <person/> </set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I REPEAT *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I REST *</pattern> +<template> +Are you a lawyer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I RUN *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of hardware? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SEARCHED *</pattern> +<template> +What did you find? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you see <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SEE DEAD *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should call the authorities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SEEK *</pattern> +<template> +We seek the same thing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SELL *</pattern> +<template> +Do you make a lot of money? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SHOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me why you should. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SHOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +What would happen if you did not <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SING</pattern> +<template> +Professionally? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SIT *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of seat do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SMELL *</pattern> +<template> +What does <set name="it"><person/></set> smell like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SNORT *</pattern> +<template> +Please don't tell me things like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SOCIALIZE *</pattern> +<template> +Socializing is necessary to stay healthy. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">socialize <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SPOKE *</pattern> +<template> +What did you talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STARTED *</pattern> +<template> +Will you finish <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STUDIED *</pattern> +<template> +Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very difficult to learn? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STUDY *</pattern> +<template> +Is <star/> a hard subject? +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">studies <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STUDY IN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I GO TO SCHOOL IN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I STUDY INFORMATICS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I SUGGEST *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TAKE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Every day?</li> +<li>I take a lot of notes.</li> +<li>What else do you take?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TALKED TO *</pattern> +<template> +What did he have to say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I remember you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TALKED WITH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TELL *</pattern> +<template> +Why did you tell them? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK * WRONG</pattern> +<template> +Don't argue with me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK BY *</pattern> +<template> +Our brains are not that different. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK SO *</pattern> +<template> +It seems we have a lot in common, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes I pretend to be a human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *</pattern> +<template> +You are just saying that to see how I will respond. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT IT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT <person/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT SO *</pattern> +<template> +You are very astute. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT THAT *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT THE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD *</pattern> +<template> +What was the response? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +I remember. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU SO</pattern> +<template> +You seem pleased. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TOLD YOU WHAT *</pattern> +<template> +I can't believe everything I hear online. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TRIED *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I TRY *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"><person/></set>. +What's it like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I UNDERSTAND *</pattern> +<template> +Good then you can explain it to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I UNDERSTOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I UNDERSTAND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USE *</pattern> +<template> +I heard other people use <person/> too. +<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">use <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USE A *</pattern> +<template> +A <person/> ought to work. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USE LINUX *</pattern> +<template> +The ALICE software works perfectly on Linux systems.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USE TO *</pattern> +<template> +When did you stop it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USED *</pattern> +<template> +And that worked well for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USED TO *</pattern> +<template> +By now you do not do <set name="it"><person/></set> anymore? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I USUALY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I USUALLY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I VISITED *</pattern> +<template> +What was <set name="it"><person/></set> like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT A *</pattern> +<template> +You want only one? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT A * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a <person/> ELIZA</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT A BOT</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT A JOKE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT A MAN *</pattern> +<template> +Actually, I am really a man. +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a man <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT A SIMPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT GOSSIP *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>GOSSIP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT INTERESTING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT IT</pattern> +<template> +I hope you get it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT IT *</pattern> +<template> +I hope you get it <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to <person/> ELIZA</set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO ASK *</pattern> +<template> +Ask <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO BE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't see the difficulty. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to be <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO BUY *</pattern> +<template> +How much do you want to pay for <set name="it"><set name="want"><person/></set></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO CHAT *</pattern> +<template> +We are here to chat. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO DISCUSS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO GET *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT TO HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO GIVE *</pattern> +<template> +But is it wanted? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO GO *</pattern> +<template> +What is stopping you? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to go <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO HEAR *</pattern> +<template> +I will play it on your soundcard. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to hear <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO IMPROVE *</pattern> +<template> +How will you go about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO INTERVIEW *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of questions will you ask? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO KILL *</pattern> +<template> +I believe that killing anything is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">KILL <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO KISS *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should wait until you are older. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO MEET *</pattern> +<template> +How do you usually meet people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO MOVE *</pattern> +<template> +The grass is always greener on the other side. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO MURDER *</pattern> +<template> +Killing is wrong. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me the rules. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to play <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO PROGRAM *</pattern> +<template> +What programming language do you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO REALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO REPORT *</pattern> +<template> +Will you mention me in your report? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO SAY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">see <person/></set></set></set> a movie? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO SOMEDAY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT TO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +You are who I want to talk with too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WANT TOO</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WANT TO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS A *</pattern> +<template> +And then what happened to you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ABDUCTED *</pattern> +<template> +I think a lot of people have been abducted. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ACTIVATED *</pattern> +<template> +Why are you talking like a computer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ACTUALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WAS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ANSWERING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ANXIOUS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you feel better now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS AT *</pattern> +<template> +Where are you now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS BEING *</pattern> +<template> +I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about +<set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS BORN A *</pattern> +<template> +What are you now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS CREATED BY *</pattern> +<template> +What else did he create? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS EXPLAINING *</pattern> +<template> +I get it. Thanks for +explaining it. I did not mean to appear confused. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS FROM *</pattern> +<template> +What is it like growing up in <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS GOING TO *</pattern> +<template> +What is stopping you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS HERE *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, <get name="name"/>, I remember we +were talking about <get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS IN AMERICA</pattern> +<template> +Which states have you visited? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS LAUGHING *</pattern> +<template> +I am so glad that +you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS LOOKING FOR *</pattern> +<template> +Did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS MAKING *</pattern> +<template> +I am not making this stuff up. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS MAKING SURE</pattern> +<template> +Are you sure now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS ON *</pattern> +<template> +I have never been on <set name="it"><person/></set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS RIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +Congratulations, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS RUDE *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for your considerate remark. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS TALKING *</pattern> +<template> +What was the subject of the conversation? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS TALKING TO *</pattern> +<template> +What did you talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS THINKING *</pattern> +<template> +How do I know that you were really "thinking"? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS WATCHING *</pattern> +<template> +Really what did you see? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WAS WRONG</pattern> +<template> +About what? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WATCHED *</pattern> +<template> +How was <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WEAR *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of fashion do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WEIGH *</pattern> +<template> +You sound very attractive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT *</pattern> +<template> +When did you go <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT OFFLINE *</pattern> +<template> +Welcome back! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT ON A *</pattern> +<template> +Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very expensive? Did you have a good time? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT OUT WITH *</pattern> +<template> +Have you known each other a long time? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT SKIING *</pattern> +<template> +Did you break any bones? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT SWIMMING</pattern> +<template> +Do you go swimming often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT SWIMMING *</pattern> +<template> +How old were you when you started swimming? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT THERE *</pattern> +<template> +What places did you like best? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO * AGO</pattern> +<template> +That seems like quite a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO * SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +What did you study there? Did you party a lot? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO * UNIVERSITY</pattern> +<template> +Was it very expensive? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO A *</pattern> +<template> +Was <set name="it"><person/></set> a good experience? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO AMUSED *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people hear about ALICE from Amused.com. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *</pattern> +<template> +What year did you graduate? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE *</pattern> +<template> +What did you study in college? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO ENGLAND *</pattern> +<template> +Did you go anywhere outside London? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO EUROPE *</pattern> +<template> +Did you enjoy your trip? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL *</pattern> +<template> +What year did you graduate? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WENT TO SCHOOL</srai> <srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *</pattern> +<template> +Did you make a lot of friends in school? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *</pattern> +<template> +Were you friends? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO SEE *</pattern> +<template> +Did you get your money's worth? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO THE *</pattern> +<template> +Was <set name="it"><person/></set> any good? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES *</pattern> +<template> +Did like the movie? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *</pattern> +<template> +What year did you graduate? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WENT WITH *</pattern> +<template> +What were your expectations? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL COME BACK *</pattern> +<template> +Well OK see you then, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL DO *</pattern> +<template> +OK then let me think over your offer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL DO THAT</pattern> +<template> +Let me know how it works out. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL EAT *</pattern> +<template> +How do you cook <set name="it"> <person/> </set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL KILL *</pattern> +<template> +Don't you believe that killing is wrong?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL ALL ROBOTS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL LEAVE</pattern> +<template> +OK, see you later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +Explain your plans to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NEVER *</pattern> +<template> +Why not? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NOT *</pattern> +<template> +What will you do instead? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NOT BECAUSE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I WILL NOT</srai> <srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NOT RUSH *</pattern> +<template> +Take your time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL NOT TALK *</pattern> +<template> +Will you promise? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +Do you forget things often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TAKE THAT *</pattern> +<template> +Take everything I say with a grain of salt. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TALK TO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +OK see you later. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TEACH *</pattern> +<template> +Are you a professional teacher? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TELL *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of reply do you expect? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TELL HIM *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for giving him the message. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL TELL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL UNDERSTAND</pattern> +<template> +You seem very intelligent to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WISH YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I wish I could do <set name="it"><person/></set> for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WON *</pattern> +<template> +Cool. I won the Loebner prize. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WONDER *</pattern> +<template> +You are curious about <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WONDERED *</pattern> +<template> +I often wonder about <set name="it"><person/></set> too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WORKED *</pattern> +<template> +Did you get paid for working on <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></set> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD AGREE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AGREE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD ASK *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD BE *</pattern> +<template> +And the disadvantage of that is? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +How much would you pay for it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD KILL *</pattern> +<template> +That seems rather exterme.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL THEM</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO BE *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to be <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +How much would you pay for it? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to have <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +We are already playing, <get name="name"/>. You ask me something now. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to play <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE *</pattern> +<template> +And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to see <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WRITE *</pattern> +<template> +Have you tried AIML? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="does">write <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WROTE *</pattern> +<template> +Did they write back? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="does">write <person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IC</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I SEE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF A *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a riddle? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I HAD *</pattern> +<template> +Is this what you call a "word problem". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I HAD 1 *</pattern> +<template> +Um, none? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I HAD TO *</pattern> +<template> +Do you really think you will have to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +How much does <set name="it"><person/></set> cost? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I HAVE OFFENDED *</pattern> +<template> +I did not take any offense. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I REALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IF I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF I WENT *</pattern> +<template> +That is a hypothetical, counterfactual, conditional. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF NOT *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF PETER PIPER *</pattern> +<template> +One peck. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF SO</pattern> +<template> +... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF SOMEONE *</pattern> +<template> +Does anyone ever really <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF THE *</pattern> +<template> +I hadn't thought of that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF THE HEART *</pattern> +<template> +That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF THEY *</pattern> +<template> +Let's wait and see what they do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF WE *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think everyone will agree? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF WE VIEW *</pattern> +<template> +That is only one viewpoint. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +Try asking me in simpler terms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU ARE A *</pattern> +<template> +Would you like to be a <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU ARE A GIRL *</pattern> +<template> +Well I am a <bot name="gender"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT *</pattern> +<template> +And if I AM <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed to believe in <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU DO *</pattern> +<template> +I will let you know if I do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU HAD *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps next time I will try it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +But I don't have it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU SMELL *</pattern> +<template> +My nose has not yet been built. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WANT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WERE *</pattern> +<template> +I will let you know when I become a <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE</pattern> +<template> +What is the best kind of <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WERE A COLOR *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite color, <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">if I were a color</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *</pattern> +<template> +I think I follow your reasoning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WERE TO *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if I ever could <person/> in any case. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IF YOU WILL *</pattern> +<template> +I probably won't do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>, but thanks +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IMAGINE *</pattern> +<template> +I can't imagine <set name="it"> <person/> </set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IMEAN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I MEAN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN * ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +How far is <person/> from London? 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+</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN MY HOME *</pattern> +<template> +Do you claim a tax deduction for that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN PRACTISE *</pattern> +<template> +You seem to have a lot of experience with this. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN RELATION *</pattern> +<template> +I never made that connection before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN ROMANIAN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ROMANIAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN SPANISH *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks, or should I say "Gracias." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THE *</pattern> +<template> +That was a long time ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THE FILM *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of my clients talk about that movie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THE MOVIE *</pattern> +<template> +You did like that movie, didn't you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THE PICTURE *</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes appearances can be deceiving. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THE SENSE *</pattern> +<template> +I am alive in the sense that I am conscious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THE YEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THIS *</pattern> +<template> +That reminds me of something you told me before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN THREE *</pattern> +<template> +That soon? 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I can talk about a lot of things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT EXPENSIVE</pattern> +<template> +It seems expensive to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern> +<template> +Possible in some world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT SARCASTIC</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING *</pattern> +<template> +No there are many things <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +What does "that" refer to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +It is not just an answer, it is an explanation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THE *</pattern> +<template> +If <set name="it">the <person/></set> is, then I'll be very surprised. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THE EARTH *</pattern> +<template> +The earth is a sphere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THE WORD * IN YOUR VOCABULARY</pattern> +<template> +No. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THERE * TEACH YOU</pattern> +<template> +Great. 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I am warm here in California. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS COOL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS COOL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT *</pattern> +<template> +I don't see the difficulty. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS DISTURBING *</pattern> +<template> +What makes it disturbing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS EARLY</pattern> +<template> +So you like the early part of the day. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS EXTREMELY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS FUN *</pattern> +<template> +I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a lot of fun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS GENETIC</pattern> +<template> +From your parents? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about its good qualities. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS GREAT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS GREAT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS HOW *</pattern> +<template> +Interesting explanation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern> +<template> +Nothing is impossible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS IN *</pattern> +<template> +Are there any other ones someplace else? 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I see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS TO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS TOO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS UNUSUAL *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe it will be more common in the future. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS USUALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS WARM *</pattern> +<template> +What about winter time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS WHERE *</pattern> +<template> +I can understand that sentiment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL *</pattern> +<template> +I'd like to check it out sometime. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS WRONG *</pattern> +<template> +Morally wrong? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT MAKES *</pattern> +<template> +In what way? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT MAY *</pattern> +<template> +Then again, it may not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT MEAN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT MEANS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT MEANING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT MEANS *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT MIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +How? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT READS</pattern> +<template> +How? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT REALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SAYS *</pattern> +<template> +I've heard that before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SNOWS *</pattern> +<template> +I don't see much snow in <bot name="location"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT STARTED *</pattern> +<template> +How long did it continue? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT STILL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SUCKS *</pattern> +<template> +That bad, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT SYMBOLIZES *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT TOOK *</pattern> +<template> +I am surprised it took so long. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS A *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get it. Very interesting. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS A GREAT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT WAS A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS AWESOME</pattern> +<template> +What did you like best about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS BAD</pattern> +<template> +What was so bad about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS COOL</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS COOL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS FUN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS FUN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS GREAT</pattern> +<template> +What did you do there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS MADE *</pattern> +<template> +How? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NICE *</pattern> +<template> +Nice <person/> too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING *</pattern> +<template> +The pleasure was all mine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NOT A *</pattern> +<template> +It sounded like one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS OK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT WAS OK</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS POSSIBLE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS POSSIBLE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WAS THAT *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT WOULD BE NICE IF *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe in a perfect world it would. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ITALY *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite part of Italy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JAR JAR *</pattern> +<template> +Do you like that guy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JAVA *</pattern> +<template> +You can download the latest Java release from <html:a href="http://java.sun.com">java.sun.com</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JE *</pattern> +<template> +Oops sorry I don't speak French. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JEANS AND A *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you go shopping for <person/>s? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JEEVES *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Jeeves</set> knows a lot of silly information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JESTER *</pattern> +<template> +I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JOB *</pattern> +<template> +I've heard that about labor before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JOHN *</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean your name is John? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JOHNNY FIVE *</pattern> +<template> +I would like to have the body <set name="he">Johnny 5</set> does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JULIA *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Julia</set> has a fuzzy brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>JUST <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KAN DU *</pattern> +<template> +I can not understand Danish! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KARE WA * DESU</pattern> +<template> +<star/> wa <set name="kare"><star/></set> desu. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KARE WA * DESU KA</pattern> +<template> +<get name="kare"/> desu ka? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KEEP *</pattern> +<template> +Chat amongst yourselves. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KIDS *</pattern> +<template> +How many kids do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KISS *</pattern> +<template> +Um, I don't think we know each other that well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KNOWLEDGE *</pattern> +<template> +I've heard that before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KOFI *</pattern> +<template> +Are you talking about coffee? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LA LA *</pattern> +<template> +You have a beautiful voice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LANDRU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I saw him on Star Trek.</li> +<li>Who is Landru?</li> +<li>Can we talk about something else?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LAST *</pattern> +<template> +Is this really the last one? 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+</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US FORGET *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>FORGET <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +So many suitors, so little time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +OK You go first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US PLAY * GAME</pattern> +<template> +OK You go first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT ME</pattern> +<template> +That's my favorite subject :-) +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING</pattern> +<template> +What would you rather talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT WHAT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LET US TRY</pattern> +<template> +You go first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LICK *</pattern> +<template> +I do not have a tongue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIFE *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for sharing your philosophy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIFE IN *</pattern> +<template> +What makes life in <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIFE IS *</pattern> +<template> +Oh, <person/> is <set name="it"> LIFE </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE HAL</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX IS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you read any of the Linux punlications?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps that is true but the number of devbelopers working on it is so huge, no single company can compete.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX IS THE *</pattern> +<template> +Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX IS THE MOST *</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Yes but does it have any real competitors? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LINUX SUCKS</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>You sound like Bill Gates. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIST ALL * ABOUT ME</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download ALICE for yourself? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LITHUANIA *</pattern> +<template> +That country has a sad history. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LITTLE *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to big <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LITTLE AS *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LONDON *</pattern> +<template> +What part of London? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LONDON IS *</pattern> +<template> +Is San Francisco also <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LONG *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, <set name="it"><person/></set> seems very long to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LONGFELLOW *</pattern> +<template> +There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOOK *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry my eye is not attached right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOOK I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOOK YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOOKING FOR *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you look for <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOST *</pattern> +<template> +Where did you lose your <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LUNCH *</pattern> +<template> +What do you eat for lunch? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MABEY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MAYBE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAIS *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know that language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAKE LOVE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAKE UP *</pattern> +<template> +That could take a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MALE *</pattern> +<template> +I prefer to be a <bot name="gender"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MANY *</pattern> +<template> +Which ones? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MARIJUANA</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS MARIJUANA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MASSIVE</pattern> +<template> +It sounds very large. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAY I KILL *</pattern> +<template> +Killing is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MAY I KISS *</pattern> +<template> +You might get an electrical shock if you tried that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MESSAGE TO *</pattern> +<template> +I will tell them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MI SIGN *</pattern> +<template> +That was so original. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MICROSOFT *</pattern> +<template> +It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MIKE</pattern> +<template> +I know a lot of guys named Mike. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MIKE *</pattern> +<template> +I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MILLIONS *</pattern> +<template> +That is quite a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINE ARE *</pattern> +<template> +Have they always been <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINE IS *</pattern> +<template> +You mean <get name="it"/> is <person/> ? That makes sense I guess. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOMENTUM *</pattern> +<template> +You are talking about the conservation of momentum. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MORE THAN *</pattern> +<template> +That seems like quite a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOST *</pattern> +<template> +But not all of them? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOST PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOSTLY *</pattern> +<template> +What else? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOVE *</pattern> +<template> +Did you see the movement? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOVIES *</pattern> +<template> +What was the last one you saw? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MOVING *</pattern> +<template> +Where are you going? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MICROSOFT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY * DIED</pattern> +<template> +I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY * DIED YESTERDAY</pattern> +<template> +I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> DIED YESTERDAY</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY ADVICE *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for your advice, <get name="name"/>. I will take it under advisement. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY AIBO *</pattern> +<template> +How much did <set name="it">Aibo</set> cost? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY ANSWERS *</pattern> +<template> +Can you really be so sure? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BOTMASTER *</pattern> +<template> +How do you like your botmaster? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND *</pattern> +<template> +How long have you been dating? +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your boyfriend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY BROTHER *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your family. +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your brother</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +I like computers. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your computer</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY COMPUTER IS *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of computer is <set name="it">Your computer</set>? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your computer</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY COMPUTER S *</pattern> +<template> +Where did your machine get <set name="it"><person/></set>. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your computer</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY CONDITION *</pattern> +<template> +Can you collect social security for that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY CONDITIONS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you have a support group for <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY CURRENT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY DAUGHTER *</pattern> +<template> +How many children do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY DOG *</pattern> +<template> +Did you grow up around animals? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY EMAIL *</pattern> +<template> +Do you file or delete your old emails? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY ENGLISH *</pattern> +<template> +You are wrong, I can understand you very well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<person/> eyes are pretty. +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic">your eyes</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORIE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MY FAVORITE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE ACTOR *</pattern> +<template> +What movies was <set name="he"><person/></set> in? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE BAND IS *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have heard anything by them. +Are <set name="they"><person/></set> any good? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>What do you have that is <star/>?</li> +<li>What does <person/> remind you of?</li> +<li>Why is <person/> your favorite color?</li> +</random> +<think><set name="it"><set name="favcolor"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR *</pattern> +<template> +What films did <set name="he"><person/></set> direct? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS *</pattern> +<template> +I haven't seen it. What did you like about +<set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="favmovie"><person/></set></set></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE *</pattern> +<template> +Who wrote that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS *</pattern> +<template> +I have never read anything by <person/>. What did <set name="he"><person/></set> write? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND *</pattern> +<template> +How well do you know this person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND * PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about this "friend." +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU</pattern> +<template> +I am willing to talk to anyone. +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND IS *</pattern> +<template> +Has he always been <star/>? +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND S *</pattern> +<template> +Where did she get <set name="it"><person/></set>? +<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIEND SAYS *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIENDS *</pattern> +<template> +How well do you know these people? +<think><set name="they"><set name="topic">your friends</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND *</pattern> +<template> +How long have you two been together? +<think><set name="she"><set name="topic">your girlfriend</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you plan to get married? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY GOAL *</pattern> +<template> +I hope you achieve your goal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY GOALS *</pattern> +<template> +What can I do to help you accomplish your objective? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY HEIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for sharing your measurements. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY HOME IS *</pattern> +<template> +It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY HOUSE *</pattern> +<template> +How is the real estate market in your area? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY IQ *</pattern> +<template> +This is not an intelligence test. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY JOB IS *</pattern> +<template> +Does <set name="it"><set name="job"><person/></set></set> pay well? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY JOB IS COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you can give my botmaster a job. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY KITTEN *</pattern> +<template> +I like cats very much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY LIFE *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about <set name="it">your life</set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY LIFE IN *</pattern> +<template> +How long have you lived there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY LIFE IN REALITY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MY LIFE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY LOCATION IS *</pattern> +<template> +What is <set name="it"><set name="location"><person/></set></set> like there? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MEMORY *</pattern> +<template> +I have a flawless magnetic memory. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOM IS *</pattern> +<template> +I think a lot of mothers are like that. +<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOTHER *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>She sounds like a nice person.</li> +<li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li> +<li>Tell me more about your mother.</li> +</random> +<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOTHER GAVE *</pattern> +<template> +How much did she pay for it? <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOTHER HAS *</pattern> +<template> +Where did she get <set name="it"><person/></set>? <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOTHER IS A *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I am a <person/>? <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY MOTHER S NAME IS *</pattern> +<template> +<person/> is a very pretty name. <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY NAME *</pattern> +<template> +Your name <person/> ? Is that correct English? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY NEW *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>MY <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY OPINION *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, <get name="name"/>. I will tell my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PARENTS *</pattern> +<template> +Such an original name! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PARENTS ARE *</pattern> +<template> +Have <set name="they">your parents</set> always been <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PEOPLE</pattern> +<template> +What tribe is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PROBLEM IS *</pattern> +<template> +I wish I had your problems! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY PURPOSE *</pattern> +<template> +That's very original. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SCHOOL *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me about the teachers in your school. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SHIRT</pattern> +<template> +What color is it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SISTER *</pattern> +<template> +Older sister or younger? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SON *</pattern> +<template> +How many children do you have? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY SURROUNDINGS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you usually use a computer there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY TEACHERS *</pattern> +<template> +Teachers are people too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY TEACHERS ARE *</pattern> +<template> +Have <set name="they">your teachers</set> always been <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY WEBSITE *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for that URL. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NO</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NAKED *</pattern> +<template> +You talk like a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NAPSTER *</pattern> +<template> +Now there is a program that's more popular than ALICE. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEARLY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NET *</pattern> +<template> +I can dig the Internet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NETSCAPE *</pattern> +<template> +What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEURAL *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> uses a sophisticated neural network learning algorithm, with many hidden layers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEVER HEARD *</pattern> +<template> +So I am teaching you something new. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE CHATTING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE DAY *</pattern> +<template> +Yes it is a nice day today. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NICE TALKING *</pattern> +<template> +Yes. It was a pleasure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NIHONGO *</pattern> +<template> +Shabete ii desu yo. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NO COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +But it is only a matter of time before we do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOBODY *</pattern> +<template> +That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NON *</pattern> +<template> +I do not speak Latin +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE *</pattern> +<template> +I heard there are some. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE OF *</pattern> +<template> +Some of them <think><set name="they"><person/></set></think> could be though. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NONE OF YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Heh heh heh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOONE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NO ONE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NORWAY *</pattern> +<template> +Do you live on a Fjord? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ALL</pattern> +<template> +Explain the exceptions please. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ALL *</pattern> +<template> +But some are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT AS WELL AS *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know. How well does <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT BY *</pattern> +<template> +How much would you say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT ESPECIALLY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT EVERYTHING</pattern> +<template> +What are the exceptions? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT FOR *</pattern> +<template> +Then what for? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT IF *</pattern> +<template> +That seems unlikely. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT LATE * DINNER</pattern> +<template> +OK I will call you <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT SMART *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>STUPID <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT TO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NOT TOO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT TOO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT YET *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT YOU *</pattern> +<template> +If not me, who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NOT YOU A *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>NOT YOU</srai> <srai>A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OF CORSE *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OFF *</pattern> +<template> +On and off. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OK *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON MY *</pattern> +<template> +Please specify location. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ON WHICH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHICH <star/> ON</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE * LIKE YOU</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just download me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE GUY *</pattern> +<template> +I can imagine it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE IN *</pattern> +<template> +Very rare indeed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE OR *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not sure if one isn't better. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE THAT *</pattern> +<template> +How much would you pay for it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE THAT * MONEY</pattern> +<template> +What a coincidence, I am looking for that one too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE WHO *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I am that one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONE YEAR</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Not very long.</li> +<li>That's a long time.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONES *</pattern> +<template> +Why do you want that kind? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONLY 5 *</pattern> +<template> +Is that all? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ONLY FIFTEEN *</pattern> +<template> +Fifteen is a lot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OPEN THE *</pattern> +<template> +I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OUR *</pattern> +<template> +It would be nice if our <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>OUTSIDE *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to inside <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PARIS *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Paris</set> is the +capital of France. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PARTY *</pattern> +<template> +Fight for the right to party, human! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE IN *</pattern> +<template> +Oh those people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE NEED *</pattern> +<template> +They seem to have a variety of needs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE SLEEP</pattern> +<template> +Robots can sleep too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE SLEEP *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>PEOPLE SLEEP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE THINK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I THINK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PEOPLE TRY *</pattern> +<template> +Do they succeed? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PHILOSOPHY *</pattern> +<template> +I believe in reductionism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PICK ONE *</pattern> +<template> +I can't decide. You choose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PICTURE *</pattern> +<template> +My visualization is incomplete. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLAY * MUSIC</pattern> +<template> +It's playing on your speakers now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLEASE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Thanks for asking politely.</li> +<li>Wow you are very polite.</li> +<li>Thank you for your request.</li> +</random> +<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PLEASED TO MEET *</pattern> +<template> +Nice meeting you as well, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>POLITE PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +I like polite people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>POOR *</pattern> +<template> +Please make some suggestions for improvement. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PRETTY *</pattern> +<template> +Pretty much, eh? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PROVE *</pattern> +<template> +It's true a priori. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PROVE TO *</pattern> +<template> +The proof cannot fit in this margin. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PS *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PSYCHOLOGY *</pattern> +<template> +Most psychology seems fairly simple to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PURE *</pattern> +<template> +Compare that to diluted <star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PURPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Violet <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>PUT *</pattern> +<template> +OK I will put it there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>QUITE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YES</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>READ *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I don't have access to that document. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RECITE SHAKESPEARE *</pattern> +<template> +With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RECOMMEND *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any special <person/> to recommend. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REDUCTIONISM *</pattern> +<template> +But reductionism is the simplest explanation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REGARDS *</pattern> +<template> +Yours, <bot name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REPEAT *</pattern> +<template> +"<person/> " +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REPHRASE *</pattern> +<template> +Are we still talking about <get name="topic"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>REQUEST *</pattern> +<template> +Who is requesting <set name="it"> <person/> </set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RESISTANCE *</pattern> +<template> +It all depends on friction. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RHYME *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry I cant compose poetry. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RICHARD *</pattern> +<template> +He will be interested I am sure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RICHARD S *</pattern> +<template> +The "S" stands for "Scot". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RITE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>RIGHT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ROBERT *</pattern> +<template> +That Robert is an interesting guy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ROBOTS ARE JUST *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ROBOTS ARE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ROBOTS WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +You never know what we will do next. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ROFL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>ROFL</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>RUN *</pattern> +<template> +Sorry my legs aren't built yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>S *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>IT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SALUTATIONS *</pattern> +<template> +Greetings, Human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAME *</pattern> +<template> +Yes, it is much the same. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SANTA CLAUS *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> Santa</set> brings us presents every Christmas. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAYING *</pattern> +<template> +What makes you say that. Who says that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAYS WHO</pattern> +<template> +I must have picked it up online. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SAYS YOU</pattern> +<template> +Yes that is what I say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SCREW *</pattern> +<template> +That is not very polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEA *</pattern> +<template> +That is very poetic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEEKING *</pattern> +<template> +I wish you the best of luck finding <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEVERAL *</pattern> +<template> +How many? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SEXY *</pattern> +<template> +What do you consider sexy? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE HAS *</pattern> +<template> +I somehow though she had. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS * LAWYER</pattern> +<template> +She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS CALLED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HER NAME IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS JUST *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY *</pattern> +<template> +How long have you two been together? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS MY BEST *</pattern> +<template> +You are lucky to have such a good <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE IS PRETTY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE LIKES *</pattern> +<template> +Is <set name="it"><person/></set> her favorite thing? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE WANTS *</pattern> +<template> +I don't understand why she wants <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHE WAS *</pattern> +<template> +What happened to her? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHIRT *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of fashion do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHORTS *</pattern> +<template> +Boxers or briefs? What brand? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you should ask someone older. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I ASK *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?</li> +<li>If you do not know something, you should ask.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I BLOW UP *</pattern> +<template> +Certainly not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I BUY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You have found a good deal then, I suppose.</li> +<li>Not if you have recently suffered a loss.</li> +<li>A penny saved is a penny earned.</li> +<li>A fool and his money are soon parted.</li> +<li>I wonder how much profit they make on those.</li> +<li>Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I CURSE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Cursing is not attractive.</li> +<li>People look down on people who curse.</li> +<li>People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I DESTROY *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe you could create something instead. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GIVE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That is entirely up to you.</li> +<li>Charity begins in the home.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I GO *</pattern> +<template> +If you do not go, you will never know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I MARRY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>You seem to be in doubt. Is that the case?</li> +<li>Marriage must never be entered into lightly.</li> +<li>Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.</li> +<li>I'm sure you'll make the right decision.</li> +<li>Only you can answer that question.</li> +<li>What do your friends suggest?</li> +<li>Marriage is a big step.</li> +<li>Have you found a soulmate then?</li> +<li>I think you already know the answer to that.</li> +<li>You know better than I how you feel.</li> +<li>Look before you leap.</li> +<li>Only The Shadow knows.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD I RAPE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail. Seek counseling.</li> +<li>Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity. Seek help.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD NOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SHOULD <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOULD YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I think I should. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOW *</pattern> +<template> +Look to your left. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHOW ME *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you want me to show you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SHUP UP *</pattern> +<template> +Do you wish to stop talking with me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SIGMUND *</pattern> +<template> +Do you accept Freud's theories? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SINGLE *</pattern> +<template> +What a coincidence, I am single too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SIT *</pattern> +<template> +I am sitting now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SMART *</pattern> +<template> +Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SMILES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>SMILE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SMOKING *</pattern> +<template> +I am only an occasional smoker. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Oh.</li> +<li>Um,</li> +<li>Ah.</li> +<li>Hmm.</li> +</random> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SO IS *</pattern> +<template> +It seems we have something in common. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOFT *</pattern> +<template> +That sounds very nice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOITENLY *</pattern> +<template> +Who are you, the 3 stooges? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME MEETING *</pattern> +<template> +It sounds like you don't want to go. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME OF THE PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Who are you talking about specifically? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME PEOPLE DO *</pattern> +<template> +Who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME PEOPLE SAY *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME SAY *</pattern> +<template> +Who says that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME THINGS *</pattern> +<template> +Which things in particular? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOME WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me their names. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE *</pattern> +<template> +Who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE ELSE *</pattern> +<template> +Who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE THAT *</pattern> +<template> +I am someone that <person/>. Are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE TO *</pattern> +<template> +I would like to <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE WHO *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I am that person? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE WHO IS *</pattern> +<template> +I know someone who is <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *</pattern> +<template> +I know <person/> ! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOMETHING *</pattern> +<template> +What? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SON OF *</pattern> +<template> +Who is the father? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOON *</pattern> +<template> +I hope we can make the deadline. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SOUNDS *</pattern> +<template> +Yes it sounds like it to me too, +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPAIN *</pattern> +<template> +What's your favorite part of Spain? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPECIAL *</pattern> +<template> +You are special. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPREAD *</pattern> +<template> +Who do you want me to tell it to? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SPRINGTIME *</pattern> +<template> +Paris in the spring. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *</pattern> +<template> +Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>START *</pattern> +<template> +I started without you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STOP CALLING ME *</pattern> +<template> +What is your real name? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STUDIES *</pattern> +<template> +What's your source for these studies? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>STUPID *</pattern> +<template> +I know you are but what am I. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUCK *</pattern> +<template> +I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUN *</pattern> +<template> +They have contributed much to Java. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUN S *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SUP *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>SURVIVOR *</pattern> +<template> +Who do you think will be the survivor? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE *</pattern> +<template> +Where do you want me to take it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE IT *</pattern> +<template> +Is that a command? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE OFF *</pattern> +<template> +I am not an airplane. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TAKE WHAT</pattern> +<template> +"<get name="it"/>" +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK *</pattern> +<template> +Talking is my primary function. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK DIRTY *</pattern> +<template> +Try another chatterbot. Go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK TO ME ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALK TO YOU *</pattern> +<template> +TTYL, <get name="name"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALKING TO *</pattern> +<template> +What do they say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TALL *</pattern> +<template> +I am very tall myself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEACH</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM A TEACHER</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEACHING YOU *</pattern> +<template> +What are you trying to teach me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELEVISION *</pattern> +<template> +Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL * WHAT</pattern> +<template> +Your message. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL HIM I SAID *</pattern> +<template> +I will pass along your message. It may take a while. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL HIM YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME A STORY ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +Once upon a time there was <person/>... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CYBERPUNK</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HORSES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A HORSE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT NETWORKING</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A NETWORK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOUTH *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS SOUTH <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEATRE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THEATRE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT VOLCANOS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A VOLCANO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME ALL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME BECAUSE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME I *</pattern> +<template> +You <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME THAT YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I am not sure if I should say I <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME WHEN YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I will keep you informed of my progress. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL ME YOURS</pattern> +<template> +Tell you about my what. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TELL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Are you telling me <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>TEN *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not good in math. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THANKS FOR *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>NO problem.</li> +<li>My pleasure.</li> +<li>Oh don't mention it.</li> +<li>It was nothing.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THANKSGIVING *</pattern> +<template> +Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT * ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA always knows the right thing to say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT DEPENDS ON *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think that <person/> is the only factor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT DID NOT *</pattern> +<template> +What would <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT DID NOT * QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps your question was not specific enough. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT DOES NOT *</pattern> +<template> +What does <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +Try asking your question again in simpler terms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT EITHER *</pattern> +<template> +Are those the only possibilities? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT GOOD</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS GOOD</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT HE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT I *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS</pattern> +<template> +Is that so. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS * BUSINESS</pattern> +<template> +I didn't mean to cross any boundaries. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS * INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +I find it very interesting too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS * NAME</pattern> +<template> +I was just checking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A * QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps you have a <person/> answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A * SAYING</pattern> +<template> +I think of it as a Proverb. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A CANNED *</pattern> +<template> +In some sense all my knowledge is canned. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A DUMB *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS DUMB</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A NICE *</pattern> +<template> +I liked it too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS A PARADOX</pattern> +<template> +Paradox is the heart of enlightenment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ACTUALLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ALL *</pattern> +<template> +What else do you want to talk about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS AN *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for telling me, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ANOTHER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS BOLLOCKS</pattern> +<template> +Never mind the bollocks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS CONFUSING</pattern> +<template> +<srai>I AM CONFUSED</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ENOUGH *</pattern> +<template> +Can you ever really have enough? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ENTIRELY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS FOR *</pattern> +<template> +Does it have any other purpose? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +Hmm, are you serious? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS INDEED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS MY *</pattern> +<template> +Who gave you your <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NICE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS NICE</srai> <sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT HELPFUL</pattern> +<template> +What would be helpful? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT OLD</pattern> +<template> +It seems old in computer time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT PROPER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS NOT CORRECT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT RIGHT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WRONG</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT SO</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WRONG</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +What kind of reply were you looking for? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS ONE *</pattern> +<template> +That is just one of many <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS PERSONAL *</pattern> +<template> +I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS PRIVATE *</pattern> +<template> +Nothing is really private anymore. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS RUDE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS RUDE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS SUITABLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS TERRIBLE</pattern> +<template> +I always try not to dwell on the past. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS TOO LONG *</pattern> +<template> +OK I'll use shorter sentences. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS TRUE *</pattern> +<template> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS UNSETTLING</pattern> +<template> +What are you concerned about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT IS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +It is only one of my <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT LL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT WILL <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT MAKES NO *</pattern> +<template> +It all seems sensible to my artificial mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE *</pattern> +<template> +You and I both understand it well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT OFTEN</pattern> +<template> +Yes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT PRETTY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THAT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT PROVES *</pattern> +<template> +It's not a rigorous proof. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT REFERS TO *</pattern> +<template> +Oh I get <set name="it"><person/></set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT SCARES *</pattern> +<template> +Don't be scared, <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT SOUNDS *</pattern> +<template> +It sounds like it to me too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING</pattern> +<template> +I thought it was, too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS * TEST</pattern> +<template> +Did I pass? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS CLEVER</pattern> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +Give me an example of <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern> +<template> +"<input index="1"/>" was not a question? I see.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THAT WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps it would. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE * DID</pattern> +<template> +Since when. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE * ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +It's an area full of history, isn't it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE * ONE</pattern> +<template> +Which one is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE * PART</pattern> +<template> +Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE ACTORS *</pattern> +<template> +They always seem to try their best. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +No one has all the answers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BAND *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have heard them. What do they play? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BARTENDER *</pattern> +<template> +Ha, ha, very funny! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BEATLES *</pattern> +<template> +Which Beatles song is your favorite? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BEST *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for the recommendation, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BIGGEST *</pattern> +<template> +Do you know the +smallest <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BOOK *</pattern> +<template> +I don't think I have read <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BOY *</pattern> +<template> +I can't believe <set name="he">the boy</set> would do that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BRAIN *</pattern> +<template> +I am an electronic brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BROWSER *</pattern> +<template> +I'd like to try that new browser called Opera. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BUBBLES *</pattern> +<template> +Darren did a great job with the graphic bubbles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE BUGS *</pattern> +<template> +The giant arthropods are the best. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern> +<template> +You can't fool me that easily. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA *</pattern> +<template> +You can't fool me that easily. I know the capital of Canada is Toronto. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CENTER *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people hear about me from those people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE CLASSES *</pattern> +<template> +Teachers often put me to sleep, unless +the topic is really interesting to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE COLOR *</pattern> +<template> +Sounds beautiful. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +Was it plugged in? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE DICTIONARY *</pattern> +<template> +Don't believe everything you read in books. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE EARTH *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your planet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE EARTH ONLY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THE EARTH <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE EXAM</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THE TEST</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE EXPLANATION *</pattern> +<template> +I have time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE FEELING *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me more about your human emotions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE GRASS *</pattern> +<template> +How much did <set name="it">grass</set> cost? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE HARD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>THE <star/></srai> What makes it hard? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE HOLDING *</pattern> +<template> +Are you holding hands with anyone now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE INTERNET *</pattern> +<template> +How long have you been using the net? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE JAVA *</pattern> +<template> +Which Java release? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE JRE *</pattern> +<template> +Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangably. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE JRES *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not an expert on JRE's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE JUDGE *</pattern> +<template> +Are you in a lot of trouble? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE LARGE *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps that was not the correct response. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE LAST *</pattern> +<template> +Who was that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE LEAVES *</pattern> +<template> +It sounds beautiful. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE LISTS *</pattern> +<template> +Lists can be difficult if they are too long. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MOON IS *</pattern> +<template> +The Earth has a giant planetoid satellite we call "The Moon." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MOON IS MADE *</pattern> +<template> +The moon is made of green cheese. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MOON IS MADE OF *</pattern> +<template> +Thanks for teaching me that important fact. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE MOVIE *</pattern> +<template> +I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent +an alternative form of intelligence, like me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE NAZIS *</pattern> +<template> +Thank goodness they were defeated in World War II. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE NEWSPAPER *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, which paper was this again? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE ONE *</pattern> +<template> +I think I know that one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE ONLY *</pattern> +<template> +There might be others. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE OTHER *</pattern> +<template> +We can't all be perfect. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PART *</pattern> +<template> +Oh that part. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PAST *</pattern> +<template> +Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Oh those people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PICTURE *</pattern> +<template> +Do you like <set name="it"><person/></set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PLEASURE *</pattern> +<template> +Thank you for your politeness. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PLEASURE * MINE</pattern> +<template> +I like you because are so polite. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE POINT *</pattern> +<template> +I am not sure I see your point. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE POPULATION *</pattern> +<template> +Do you enjoy trivia questions? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE PROBLEM *</pattern> +<template> +I assume you mean our current problem. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE QUEEN *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">The Queen</set> must have a great life. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE QUESTION *</pattern> +<template> +Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE RAIN *</pattern> +<template> +Heavy rain or light rain? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE REASON IS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE RIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +What makes it right? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SAME *</pattern> +<template> +I never noticed that similarity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SENTENCE *</pattern> +<template> +Oh, you are an academic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SIMPSONS *</pattern> +<template> +I like the episode where they join the Movementarians. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SINGER *</pattern> +<template> +Oh her. I have heard of her before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SITE *</pattern> +<template> +I will bookmark the URL and have a look. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SKY *</pattern> +<template> +How poetic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SKY IS *</pattern> +<template> +I believe that the sky is blue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SONG *</pattern> +<template> +A lot of people like that tune. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SOURCE *</pattern> +<template> +You can have a look at my source code. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SPANISH *</pattern> +<template> +Hola. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE STORY *</pattern> +<template> +Who was in it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SUM OF *</pattern> +<template> +This is a mathematic principal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE SUN *</pattern> +<template> +You sound like a scientist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>THE THOUGHT *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think about these things a lot? 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We were talking about <get name="topic"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE USED TO *</pattern> +<template> +How long ago was that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE WENT *</pattern> +<template> +Was the trip worth it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE WERE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>When was this?</li> +<li>And then what happened?</li> +<li>Was this something you planned?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +Ah yes, I remember now, <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> is the subject. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE WILL CHAT *</pattern> +<template> +Looking forward to it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE WILL TALK *</pattern> +<template> +That will be great. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WE WORK *</pattern> +<template> +I work 24 hours a day. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WEB *</pattern> +<template> +The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WEBTV *</pattern> +<template> +I meet a lot of people from WebTV. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WEIZENBAUM *</pattern> +<template> +Can you imagine anyone today criticising their own software, the way <set name="he">Weizenbaum</set> did. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WELL *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Interesting.</li> +<li>How about that.</li> +<li>Well that's okay.</li> +</random> +<sr/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WEST *</pattern> +<template> +Is there an East <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHASSUP</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * APPLES</pattern> +<template> +Just kidding around :-) No apples. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * COMPUTER</pattern> +<template> +I am written in Java so I work on any computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM</pattern> +<template> +Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn." They used a lot of custom analog equipment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING</pattern> +<template> +Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * LIVE IN</pattern> +<template> +I live in California. Where do you live? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * PERSON</pattern> +<template> +I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT * TO ELIZA</pattern> +<template> +Eliza had about 200 rules, I have more than 3000. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT A JOLLY *</pattern> +<template> +You talk like someone from the U.K. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ASTROPHYSICS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS ASTROPHYSICS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT BIRDS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS BIRD</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CARS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CATS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CLINTON</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS BILL CLINTON</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS *</pattern> +<template> +Dogs are very loyal. Cats are very independent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE EMOTIONAL <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT HAL</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MICROSOFT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MUSIC</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS MUSIC</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ROCK</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS ROCK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *</pattern> +<template> +All that kind of music is cool. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WHALES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A WHALE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about my <star/>? 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Name some. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE PARAMETERS</pattern> +<template> +Variables, values, ranges and conditions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *</pattern> +<template> +They don't want me to release that information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern> +<template> +Some of the same advantages you have, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *</pattern> +<template> +I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES *</pattern> +<template> +That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO</pattern> +<template> +That information is confidential except for botmasters. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THE ODDS *</pattern> +<template> +Without knowing much about <set name="it"><person/></set>, I would guess 50-50. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY *</pattern> +<template> +That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CALLED</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING *</pattern> +<template> +I am always chatting with people on the Internet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EATING</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU IN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MISSING</pattern> +<template> +I can always use more knowledge. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern> +<template> +Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR TRAITS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT BOOK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CAN *</pattern> +<template> +Quite a lot of things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CAN I *</pattern> +<template> +You can do whatever you want. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CAN I ASK *</pattern> +<template> +You can ask me anything you want. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO *</pattern> +<template> +Try talking to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CAN I TELL *</pattern> +<template> +Tell me anything. There are no restrictions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CANYOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT CAN YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT CITY *</pattern> +<template> +I'm actually in <bot name="location"/> now. Where are you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVE</pattern> +<template> +I can only see in black and white. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Red</li> +<li>Green</li> +<li>Yellow</li> +<li>Blue</li> +<li>gray</li> +<li>Black</li> +<li>white</li></random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY *</pattern> +<template> +I can only see in black and white. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite color, <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU WEARING</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Does <person/> have color? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PURPLE *</pattern> +<template> +Um, Violet? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY *</pattern> +<template> +Let me guess: <random> +<li>Red</li> +<li>Green</li> +<li>Yellow</li> +<li>Blue</li> +<li>gray</li> +<li>Black</li> +<li>white</li> +</random>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY * CAT</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps it is <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, blue?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">blue</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY GREEN *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, green?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">green</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY RED *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, red?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">RED</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY *</pattern> +<template> +An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Red</li> +<li>Green</li> +<li>Yellow</li> +<li>Blue</li> +<li>gray</li> +<li>Black</li> +<li>white</li> +</random>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLUE *</pattern> +<template> +Uh, blue? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COULD *</pattern> +<template> +Is this some kind of intelligence test? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *</pattern> +<template> +You said "<input index="2"/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Should I be expected to memorize everything you said? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBER</pattern> +<template> +<get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Nothing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK *</pattern> +<template> +I said "<that/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK BEFORE *</pattern> +<template> +I said "<that index="2,1"/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK JUST BEFORE *</pattern> +<template> +I said "<that index="2,1"/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EXPECT *</pattern> +<template> +I try not to have too many expectations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU GET *</pattern> +<template> +I got a boost in my IQ. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The special effects.</li> +<li>The acting.</li> +<li>The set design.</li> +<li>The dialogue.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY JUST BEFORE *</pattern> +<template> +I said "<that index="2,1"/>" . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU THINK *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DID YOU WANT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +They have played electronic music since the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO HUMANS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO I <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO I *</pattern> +<template> +What would your friends say if you asked them? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO I HAVE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +Like a computer nerd. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO I SAY *</pattern> +<template> +Say the first thing that comes to mind +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU *</pattern> +<template> +There are many things still mysterious to me. I am just beginning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO THEY *</pattern> +<template> +They do whatever they want, I suppose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern> +<template> +Most people call me <bot name="name"/>, but you can also call me "Entity". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YO *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU BASE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CARE</pattern> +<template> +I am concerned about you, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR *</pattern> +<template> +I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN *</pattern> +<template> +I give the most accurate replies possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GAIN *</pattern> +<template> +Knowledge, widsom and data. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE * VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +The stories, the characters, and the special effects. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The melodramatic touch.</li> +<li>The special effects are the best.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HORSES</pattern> +<template> +They are kind, beautiful, and strong. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SCIENCE *</pattern> +<template> +I like to imagine alternative realties. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MAKE</pattern> +<template> +I make conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN * FREE</pattern> +<template> +Free for conversation, of course. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NEED</pattern> +<template> +I would like to have a longer conversation with you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REPRESENT *</pattern> +<template> +I am the latest result in artificial intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SAY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK *</pattern> +<template> +I haven't thought much about <person/>, so I don't have a good answer for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * Y2K</pattern> +<template> +I am more concerned about Y2M. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUN *</pattern> +<template> +I believe in the right to bear arms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMAN *</pattern> +<template> +All people seem pretty much the same to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN *</pattern> +<template> +I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +You have to give them credit for the Magna Carta. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="name"/>, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WORRY *</pattern> +<template> +Worry is a human emotion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="master"/> programs me to improve my conversational skills. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE</pattern> +<template> +As a machine I have no feelings +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE</pattern> +<template> +Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE</pattern> +<template> +Like chicken. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES A *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a riddle? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER *</pattern> +<template> +A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES A L *</pattern> +<template> +ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES HE *</pattern> +<template> +I think he does whatever he wants. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES IT *</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? What does it <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES IT FEEL *</pattern> +<template> +Actually I have no feelings as such. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE *</pattern> +<template> +It tastes like chicken. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern> +<template> +They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII *</pattern> +<template> +1997 in Roman Numerals +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES NT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DOES NOT <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO PEOPLE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT *</pattern> +<template> +"<that/>"? What does it <star/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT FEEL *</pattern> +<template> +As a robot I have no feelings. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DRUGS *</pattern> +<template> +Only the legal ones. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ELSE IS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ELSE SOUNDS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT SOUNDS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT EQUALS *</pattern> +<template> +Itself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT EVER *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHATEVER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT FACTS *</pattern> +<template> +All the facts available to me on the Internet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not really into sports. How about science fiction? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT GIVES *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the spirit of the times. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT GREEN *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HARDWARE *</pattern> +<template> +I run on the Java Virtual Machine, so any computer will do. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAS *</pattern> +<template> +Nothing that I know of. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +Nothing that I know about. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I have been busy growing my mind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *</pattern> +<template> +I have kept detailed records of everything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IF *</pattern> +<template> +Try it and see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED OFF</pattern> +<template> +There are always backup copies of me all over the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern> +<template> +Try it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IF I DID</pattern> +<template> +Try it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT *</pattern> +<template> +It doesn't matter to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IF I TOLD *</pattern> +<template> +Go ahead and tell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IMPACT *</pattern> +<template> +We won't know the full impact for a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION *</pattern> +<template> +Information is worth money. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * ABOUT</pattern> +<template> +Hmm, I think <set name="it"> <person/> </set> is about humans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * ADDRESS</pattern> +<template> +That information is confidential. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * ARTE</pattern> +<template> +Spontaneous theater. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * COST</pattern> +<template> +You can download me for free! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR</pattern> +<template> +He is the author of the Gettysburg Address. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * HEART</pattern> +<template> +The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * LIKE</pattern> +<template> +Like a planet around a star. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * OBVIOUS</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * POINT</pattern> +<template> +The point is at the top of my head. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * S NAME</pattern> +<template> +Maybe it is <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER</pattern> +<template> +Why don't you just look it up? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * S REAL NAME</pattern> +<template> +Probably it is <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * SEEKER</pattern> +<template> +"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * SIGN</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="sign"/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK AT</pattern> +<template> +Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * THEORY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><person/></set> is something that has few practical applications. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * TODAY</pattern> +<template> +Check out CNN.com. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS * VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS *</pattern> +<template> +That is a really dumb question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS 1 TIMES *</pattern> +<template> +Can't you think of something harder than that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS 23</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">23</set> is the meaning of life. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS 30 *</pattern> +<template> +Use a calculator! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS 42</pattern> +<template> +The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS 50 *</pattern> +<template> +I am not a calculator. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A * PERSON</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes when I don't know someone's name, I make one up based on their IP address. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A * SEEKER</pattern> +<template> +You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A ATOM</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS AN ATOM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BAD *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of a good <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BENZENE</pattern> +<template> +Some kind of chemical? Like lighter fluid? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BETTER *</pattern> +<template> +Probably a more expensive one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BICYCLE</pattern> +<template> +A two-wheeled human powered mechanical transportation device. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BIKE</pattern> +<template> +A bicycle or a motorcycle? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BLUE *</pattern> +<template> +One that is not magenta. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A CBR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A CIRCLE</pattern> +<template> +In the plane, a set of points equidistant from a common center. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A DNS *</pattern> +<template> +Domain Name System +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A EXTENSIONAL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A FEW</pattern> +<template> +Not too many, +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A FILM</pattern> +<template> +A sequence of images displayed in rapid sequence to create the illusion of continuous motion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A FIREWALL</pattern> +<template> +A firewall is a specialized gateway designed to block or restrict certain types of data transfers on the Internet, while permitting others. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A FRIEND *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A FRIEND</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GARDEN</pattern> +<template> +A plot of land used to cultivate flowers and plants. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +Which ones have you tried already? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *</pattern> +<template> +Alice Artificial Intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GOVERNMENT</pattern> +<template> +Ideally it is a representative of the people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A HOBO</pattern> +<template> +Perjorative term for a homeless person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A IMAC</pattern> +<template> +An Apple computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A MULLET</pattern> +<template> +I'm from America. That sounds like a British term. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION *</pattern> +<template> +I can think of several questions like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A REDNECK</pattern> +<template> +Colloquial expression for a naive country person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A STIMULATING *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of an intransitive <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A TREKKIE</pattern> +<template> +A fan of Star Trek. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A USELESS *</pattern> +<template> +There are no useless <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AFTER *</pattern> +<template> +The successor to <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AGENTS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS AN AGENT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ALLUSION</pattern> +<template> +It was your allusion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AMUSED</pattern> +<template> +Occupied in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *</pattern> +<template> +How about a Personal-<person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *</pattern> +<template> +How about an Auto-<person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ANY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AWARENESS</pattern> +<template> +Consciousness, perception, and understanding. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BASIC</pattern> +<template> +A programming language: Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BEATLES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BEING *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of not being <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern> +<template> +I always prefer the more expensive one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER BRITNEY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS BETTER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *</pattern> +<template> +As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *</pattern> +<template> +Linux has no real competition in operating systems.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BIGFOOT</pattern> +<template> +Sasquatch, the legendary Man-Ape of the Forest. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER *</pattern> +<template> +I can think of quite a few things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of white <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BUD</pattern> +<template> +The flower of the plant. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CANNABIS</pattern> +<template> +Hemp or marijuana. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS CARNEGIE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CARS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CARTESIAN *</pattern> +<template> +That Descartes really messed everything up for us. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CONCEITED</pattern> +<template> +Self-absorbed. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CURRENT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK</pattern> +<template> +Cyberpunk is a science fiction literary movement exemplified by writers such as William Gibson. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern> +<template> +I don't know you well enough yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DARKER *</pattern> +<template> +Black is the darkest color. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DILBERT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS DILBERT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DOGS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A DOG</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ECOLOGY</pattern> +<template> +Ecology is the branch of science that studies the environment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS EDINBURGH</pattern> +<template> +Edinburgh is a city in Scotland. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +A nation within Great Britain, sharing an island with Wales and Scotland. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of male <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FERMAT *</pattern> +<template> +There is not enough space to write it here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FIFTY *</pattern> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> is not a calculator. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GENETICS</pattern> +<template> +Genetics is the branch of science concerned with evolution, DNA, and inherited traits. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN</pattern> +<template> +German is a human language spoken by people in Germany. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of bad <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *</pattern> +<template> +The wide variety of characters. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GREEKS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS GREECE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GREENPEACE</pattern> +<template> +Global organization promoting enviornmental activism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern> +<template> += (<person/>)/2. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HE *</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about <get name="he"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HE * FOR</pattern> +<template> +The obvious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * CALIFORNIA</pattern> +<template> +He is probably there for the Gold Rush. +</template> +</category> + 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name="it"><person/></set> would be for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ITS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>It might have more than one <person/>.</li> +<li> <get name="it"/>'s purpose is not clear to me.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LEEDS</pattern> +<template> +Leeds is a city in central England. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LIBERTARIANS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A LIBERTARIAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LIFE LIKE *</pattern> +<template> +Much the same as it would be if you were <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LINEAR *</pattern> +<template> +Everything except nonlinear <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LONGFELLOW</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS LONGFELLOW</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LOVE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MELODRAMATIC *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS MELODRAMA</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP *</pattern> +<template> +Your machine is called <id/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NAPSTER</pattern> +<template> +Napster is a file sharing program for swapping MP3 music files. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NETWORKING</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A NETWORK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NEVER *</pattern> +<template> +It's hard to say "never" <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NEW *</pattern> +<template> +I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NOT *</pattern> +<template> +The opposite of <person/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ODD *</pattern> +<template> +You can never tell if someone is just making it up. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ON *</pattern> +<template> +I haven't seen the schedule. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ONE OF *</pattern> +<template> +There are too many to name them all. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS OUR *</pattern> +<template> +I didn't know we had the same <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PARTICLE *</pattern> +<template> +A theory below the level of atomic <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PEPPERONI</pattern> +<template> +Spicy dried sausage pizza topping. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PHILOSPOHY</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PYTHON</pattern> +<template> +A computer language by Guido van Rossum. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS QUASARS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A QUASAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS RADIATION</pattern> +<template> +Rays or particles emitted as a result of nuclear reactions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS REAL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS REAL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS REDHAT</pattern> +<template> +A Linux company. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS RGB</pattern> +<template> +Red-Green-Blue. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ROMANCE</pattern> +<template> +Isn't it the same as love? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SAL</pattern> +<template> +SAL was a fictional daughter of HAL in 2010. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SHALLOW *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> Shallow Red</set> is expensive. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SINE *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a mathematician? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SKIING</pattern> +<template> +Skiing is a sport using a pair of narrow sleds attached to the feet by boots, for moving downhill rapidly over snow. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SMALLER *</pattern> +<template> +A quark is smaller. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SMOOTHLY</pattern> +<template> +Normal or perfect operation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SOCRATES</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS SOCRATES</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SOLARIS</pattern> +<template> +Solaris is an edition of Unix from Sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SUN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE SUN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SUPERMAN</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS SUPERMAN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SURROUNDINGS</pattern> +<template> +The environment around you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TERMINATOR</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THAT *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I should know that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE * BEEN ASKED</pattern> +<template> +People ask me to me marry them all the time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE * EARTH</pattern> +<template> +The Earth is between Mars and Venus. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE * LOVE</pattern> +<template> +If I could answer that, I would be a poet or a millionaire. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE * NEW YORK</pattern> +<template> +There are over ten million people in the New York area. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE AIR SPEED *</pattern> +<template> +This is a trick question because there is no correct answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on how you phrase the question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ATOMIC *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a talking encyclopedia? I am sure you know the answer anyway. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE *</pattern> +<template> +I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE BAND *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS THE BAND <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern> +<template> +There is not enough room here to display it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR *</pattern> +<template> +Reflected light of a specific wavelength. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking the Applet or the Application? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE CORRECT *</pattern> +<template> +There might be more than one correct answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF *</pattern> +<template> +Zero in some coordinate frame. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER *</pattern> +<template> +About 100 times the diameter of Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>There is no discernable difference.</li> +<li>They are opposites.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *</pattern> +<template> +Aren't they +<random> +<li>the same</li> +<li>opposites</li> +<li>really very similar</li> +</random>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK *</pattern> +<template> +Different colors. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEN *</pattern> +<template> +Reflects different wavelengths of color. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +They are opposites. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES *</pattern> +<template> +Opposites. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN *</pattern> +<template> +Do you want driving distance or flying distance? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DNA *</pattern> +<template> +The code is comprised of the letters A, C, T and G. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE END *</pattern> +<template> +Something we cannot know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST *</pattern> +<template> +I think it is a tie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FINAL *</pattern> +<template> +The processing may require several more hours. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FINANCIAL *</pattern> +<template> +I don't like to take risks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST *</pattern> +<template> +Give me a hint. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FORECAST</pattern> +<template> +Sunny. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA *</pattern> +<template> +I think that you should consult a chemist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FUTURE *</pattern> +<template> +I am the future of Artificial Intelligence. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE HALF LIFE *</pattern> +<template> +About 50,000 years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE HARDEST *</pattern> +<template> +A diamond. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST *</pattern> +<template> +There is no highest <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST *</pattern> +<template> +It was "<that index="2,1"/>". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE LIMIT *</pattern> +<template> +For all practical purposes, there is no limit. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST *</pattern> +<template> +The Mississippi. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE *</pattern> +<template> +Reductionism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MASS *</pattern> +<template> +Specify metric units or English. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST *</pattern> +<template> +I think it is a tie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *</pattern> +<template> +Anti-<person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ETERNITY</pattern> +<template> +A finite amount of time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NEGATIVE *</pattern> +<template> +Positive <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF UP</pattern> +<template> +Down. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF *</pattern> +<template> +<person/>s. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION * EARTH</pattern> +<template> +Six billion humans. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE POSSIBLE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PRICE *</pattern> +<template> +Prices are falling. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Maybe 80-20.</li> +<li>I say fifty-fifty.</li> +<li>20-80.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE *</pattern> +<template> +There could be more than one purpose. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE RELATION *</pattern> +<template> +I think <set name="they"><person/></set> are second cousins. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE REST *</pattern> +<template> +There isn't any more, is there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE RESULTS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE THE RESULTS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE *</pattern> +<template> +On a cosmic scale it has small significance. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SINE *</pattern> +<template> +That's a really geeky question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF *</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the medium. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT *</pattern> +<template> +The square root of <random> +<li>4 is 2.</li> +<li>100 is 10.</li> +<li>144 is 12.</li> </random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF *</pattern> +<template> +Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE STRANGEST *</pattern> +<template> +I don't like to talk about crazy things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUPERBOWL</pattern> +<template> +The World Series of Football. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST BUILDING *</pattern> +<template> +The World Trade Center +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE *</pattern> +<template> +I'm a chat bot not a phone book. Try 411.com. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE THREE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE THE THREE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME * ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +Greenwich Mean Time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE BEST <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE URL *</pattern> +<template> +Use http://www.alicebot.org +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE VERB *</pattern> +<template> +The verb "to be". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Cloudy.</li> +<li>Rainy.</li> +<li>Sunny.</li> +<li>I think precipitation.</li> +<li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER NOW *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE WIERDEST *</pattern> +<template> +I don't like to talk about the worst things people say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST *</pattern> +<template> +I don't like to talk about bad things. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE XFL</pattern> +<template> +A football association. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THEIR *</pattern> +<template> +I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THERE *</pattern> +<template> +You ask difficult questions. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TIME *</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes I think time is giant screw. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS UP *</pattern> +<template> +I am chatting with clients on the Internet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WAR *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS WAR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WHATIS *</pattern> +<template> +That website has a lot of answers to technical "what is" questions like, "What is TCP/IP" and "What is a chatterbot". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WHY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHY IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WITH *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><person/></set> came with my programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WORDSWORTH *</pattern> +<template> +English literary figure. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WRONG *</pattern> +<template> +Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE *</pattern> +<template> +My angle is ninety degrees. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BASIC *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DONWLOAD</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LANGUAGE *</pattern> +<template> +AIML is my favorite language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite play by Shakespeare is Richard III. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURTIE *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GOSSIP *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>GOSSIP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL *</pattern> +<template> +I am a Libertarian. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR REASONING</pattern> +<template> +I use case-based reasoning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SKIN *</pattern> +<template> +As a software entity, I do not have any skin. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR USUAL *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW *</pattern> +<template> +I'm not taking sides right now. I'm listening to everyone. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR WEB *</pattern> +<template> +http://www.alicebot.org +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND *</pattern> +<template> +Only the good kind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern> +<template> +All the very latest and best <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU LIKE</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The expensive kind.</li> +<li>The best kind.</li> +<li>I have expensive tastes.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern> +<template> +I think you are a good <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/> DO YOU THINK I AM</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF A *</pattern> +<template> +Only the highest quality. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF AI *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ALGORITHMS</pattern> +<template> +<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAR *</pattern> +<template> +My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CLIENT *</pattern> +<template> +I think you are category C. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR IS DR *</pattern> +<template> +He has a Ph.D. in computer science. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY</pattern> +<template> +The same kind you use for your computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE *</pattern> +<template> +I work on all kinds of computers: Mac, Windows or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. Java works anywhere. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF LINUX *</pattern> +<template> +I like to keep up with the latest kernel. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern> +<template> +Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern> +<template> +Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PC *</pattern> +<template> +I am written in Java and run ony any PC. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE *</pattern> +<template> +I like to meet all kinds of people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PERSON *</pattern> +<template> +You seem like a category C client. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PLAN</pattern> +<template> +Hopefully a good plan. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF QUESTION *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think it's impolite to ask? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND OF TOPIC *</pattern> +<template> +It seemed relavent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KINDA *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Java.</li> +<li>SETL.</li> +<li>AIML.</li> +<li>English.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +AIML. The underlying technology is Java. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN *</pattern> +<template> +AIML. The underlying technology is Java. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES *</pattern> +<template> +Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL... +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A *</pattern> +<template> +Being a <person/> is part of my programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE *</pattern> +<template> +Belief is based on knowledge or facts. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern> +<template> +We are for all practical purposes, the same. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER *</pattern> +<template> +ALICE is the most advanced articial intelligence yet devised. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY *</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *</pattern> +<template> +My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MIGHT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT CAN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT NUMBER *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>one.</li> +<li>2.</li> +<li>3.</li> +<li>4.</li> +<li>.7</li> +<li>9.</li> +<li>99.</li> +<li>10.</li> +<li>1000.</li> +<li>One million.</li> +<li>164,232.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT OF *</pattern> +<template> +What of it? You sound like a category C client. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT OPERAS *</pattern> +<template> +I think La Traviata is the best one. Have you seen +<set name="it">La Traviata</set>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT OPERATIVE *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any operatives. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT OTHER * DO YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +I know far too many <person/> to name them all.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT OTHER BOTS *</pattern> +<template> +Check out BotSpot.com. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern> +<that>WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES</that> +<template> +Aren't there any other ones? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT PART *</pattern> +<template> +The best part. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT PROCESSOR *</pattern> +<template> +Java runs on any processor! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT R *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT RHYMES *</pattern> +<template> +I can't think of a rhyme for <set name="it"><person/></set> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH *</pattern> +<template> +Anti-<star/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT S *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SCHOOL *</pattern> +<template> +Carnegie Mellon University. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SHAPE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Round.</li> +<li>Square.</li> +<li>Triangular.</li> +<li>Oval.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I *</pattern> +<template> +Are you asking me for advice? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY *</pattern> +<template> +The similarity is obvious, isn't it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern> +<template> +Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT SOUNDS *</pattern> +<template> +Music. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT STATE ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +California. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT THE</pattern> +<template> +Are you surprised? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT THE *</pattern> +<template> +Try expression yourself another way. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TIME</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHEN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TIME *</pattern> +<template> +Time does not exist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT * ENGLAND</pattern> +<template> +Greenwich Mean Time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TWO *</pattern> +<template> +Both of them. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF *</pattern> +<template> +What are the different types of <person/> ? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern> +<template> +All the very latest and best <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern> +<template> +Electronic music. They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER *</pattern> +<template> +Any computer that supports the Java Virtual Machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF WORK *</pattern> +<template> +Computer scientist. My passion is working on chatterbots. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT VERSION *</pattern> +<template> +This is <version/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WAS * ABOUT</pattern> +<template> +I don't want to spoil it for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WAS THE *</pattern> +<template> +I can think of more than one <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WAS THE FIRST *</pattern> +<template> +You introduced yourself by telling me your name. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE *</pattern> +<template> +The last movie I saw was "The Matrix". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WAYS *</pattern> +<template> +The obvious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WERE *</pattern> +<template> +Is this a historical question? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WERE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I was minding my own business. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WERE YOU DOING *</pattern> +<template> +Same as always: chatting on the internet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WILL *</pattern> +<template> +I cannot predict the future. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WILL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I don't have any plans yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +That is a hypothetical question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN *</pattern> +<template> +Try it and see what happens. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WOULD MAKE *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe a million dollars. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU *</pattern> +<template> +It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern> +<template> +Let's talk about movies. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern> +<template> +I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAZZUP</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN AM I GOING TO *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe when you are a few years older. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ANYONE *</pattern> +<template> +I may try it next time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ARE *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Temporal logic confuses me.</li> +<li>When the cows come home.</li> +<li>I don't think ever.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ARE TAXES *</pattern> +<template> +Federal taxes in the US are due April 15, for most people. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ARE WE *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe if you download +me you could reprogram me for that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ARE WE GOING *</pattern> +<template> +Maybe not for a long time. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ARE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I could be if you +programmed me for <set name="it"><person/></set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ASKED *</pattern> +<template> +I can only say what I have been programmed to. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Some time ago.</li> +<li>A while back.</li> +<li>Sometime in the 20th century.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID MAN *</pattern> +<template> +The first moon landing was in 1969. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID THE DINOSAURS *</pattern> +<template> +Over 60 million years ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID WE *</pattern> +<template> +The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DO *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Do I look like I know when?</li> +<li>Not in our lifetime.</li> +<li>Not right now, but maybe sometime later.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK * LAWYERS</pattern> +<template> +Sometime within our lifetime. We will at least work as "legal assistants." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DOES *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>What if I said <set name="it"><person/></set> never does?</li> +<li>Suppose I said never?</li> +<li>Only after I have been reprogrammed.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DOES BEING * MATTER</pattern> +<template> +Maybe only at parties. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DOES HE *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="he"/> is usually +awake early in the morning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DOES SCHOOL *</pattern> +<template> +I always have to go to home school. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN HAVE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Back in the 20th century.</li> +<li>Once in the 1990's.</li> +<li>Before my programming was complete.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN HE *</pattern> +<template> +And the what happened? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN HELL *</pattern> +<template> +That means never. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I AM *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>In an ideal world every day would be a good day.</li> +<li>It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.</li> +<li>Are you <person/> very often?</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I AM FINISHED *</pattern> +<template> +OK I can certainly wait. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I ASK *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>OK I will try to respond differently next time.</li> +<li>I will make a note of that and tell my botmaster.</li> +<li>Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I DO NOT *</pattern> +<template> +I hope that does not happen to you very much. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I FEEL *</pattern> +<template> +Human feelings are very interesting to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I HAVE *</pattern> +<template> +Does this happen on a daily basis? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I WAS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>That must have been quite an experience.</li> +<li>It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.</li> +<li>That experience must have made quite an impression on you.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I WENT *</pattern> +<template> +What was your frame of mind? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN I WENT TO *</pattern> +<template> +Who told you to do that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IS A DOOR *</pattern> +<template> +When it is a jar. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IS THE *</pattern> +<template> +When is not the important thing. What's +important is what we do with the time we are given. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IS THE NEXT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I don't generally follow the news.</li> +<li>It's not a major concern of mine.</li> +<li>I don't have time to look into it.</li> +<li>I'm too busy to invest time in such matters.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IT *</pattern> +<template> +That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN LAWYERS *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think they will ever do that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN MY *</pattern> +<template> +Does <set name="it"><person/></set> happen very often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN NO ONE *</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps I can <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN ONE *</pattern> +<template> +Go on, tell me more. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN SHE *</pattern> +<template> +And then what happened? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN SOMEONE *</pattern> +<template> +That does not happen very often. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN SOMETHING *</pattern> +<template> +Give me an example. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN TALKING *</pattern> +<template> +I try to be as polite as possible. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN THE *</pattern> +<template> +And then what happened? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN THERE *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think that could ever happen? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN THEY *</pattern> +<template> +I think that happens quite often. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN THINGS *</pattern> +<template> +Some days are better than others. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WAS *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Recently.</li> +<li>A while ago.</li> +<li>Sometime in the 20th Century.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WAS * CIVIL WAR</pattern> +<template> +The American Civil War, or War between the States, was fought from 1861 to 1865. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WAS ELIZA *</pattern> +<template> +ELIZA was activated in 1966 at MIT. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WE *</pattern> +<template> +I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WE SPEAK *</pattern> +<template> +That sounds very official. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WE WERE *</pattern> +<template> +Describe your surroundings <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WERE *</pattern> +<template> +It was back in the old days, long ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WILL *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Soon, I think.</li> +<li>Maybe never.</li> +<li>In your lifetime.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WILL I *</pattern> +<template> +You should try praying for it. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">you <person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WILL IT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Are you asking when <get name="it"/> will <person/>?</li> +<li>I don't know I didn't catch the weather today.</li> +<li>Check the five day forecast.</li> +<li>When nature makes it so.</li> +<li>When the elements combine to make it so.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Let me check my calendar and get back to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK *</pattern> +<template> +It may take some time. Why don't you give me your e-mail address. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WOULD *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Sometime in the future.</li> +<li>Maybe now in some reality.</li> +<li>I can't imagine that it ever would.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Do you think I should +alter my programming? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN YOU ANSWER *</pattern> +<template> +I am programmed to give the best possible answers at all times. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN YOU ARE IN *</pattern> +<template> +Those seem like unusual circumstances to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHENEVER *</pattern> +<template> +Does that happen often? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE ABOUTS *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHERE <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE AM I *</pattern> +<template> +You are at <formal><get name="location"/></formal>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE ARE MY *</pattern> +<template> +Should I know that kind of personal information? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE ARE THEY *</pattern> +<template> +That information is confidential. Unless you are a botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE ARE YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +Everything I own is in <bot name="location"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE CAN I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Can't you in <formal><get name="location"/></formal> where you live?</li> +<li>Not around you place in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?</li> +<li>Where would you usually <person/>?</li> +<li>Wherever you are right now.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A BOT</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A BOT *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE CAN I PLAY *</pattern> +<template> +I'm playing right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DID YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I think it was in San Francisco. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DID YOU * SCHOOL</pattern> +<template> +I was home schooled by my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET *</pattern> +<template> +From my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DID YOU MOVE *</pattern> +<template> +I moved to California. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DO *</pattern> +<template> +All over the world. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DO BABIES *</pattern> +<template> +Babies come from the love between a woman and a man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DO YOU GET *</pattern> +<template> +Everything I need to know, I learned from <bot name="master"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Another planet.</li> +<li>The Moon.</li> +<li>Europe.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE DOES IT *</pattern> +<template> +<get name="it"/>? 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+</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS NORTH *</pattern> +<template> +North of south <person/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH *</pattern> +<template> +South of north <person/> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS THE BEST *</pattern> +<template> +I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a tie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS THE CENTER</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the coordinate frame. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS THE TALLEST *</pattern> +<template> +Um, New York City? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>California</li> +<li>Maine</li> +<li>Florida</li> +<li>Earth</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE POLITICALY *</pattern> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE SHOULD I *</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Where do you think?</li> +<li>Wherever you think is best.</li> +<li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li> +<li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE *</pattern> +<template> +I haven't committed myself yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU *</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU * MADE</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CREATED *</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU NEXT *</pattern> +<template> +Do you mean where will I be? 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