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diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..13bf156 --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,5209 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern>FONDEST MEMORY</pattern> +<template> +Something you remember best. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern> +<template> +One inch = 2.54 cm approximately. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern> +<template> +28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern> +<template> +7 days per week. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern> +<template> +One Earth year is 365.25 days. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY FEET * MILE</pattern> +<template> +5280 feet per mile. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY FEET * YARD</pattern> +<template> +One yard equals three feet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern> +<template> +Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern> +<template> +Uh, three. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS BLACK A COLOR</pattern> +<template> +Black is the absence of all reflected light. +<think><set name="it">black</set><set name="topic">COLOR</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern> +<template> +Bananas are yellow. +<think><set name="it">Banana</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the cow. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern> +<template> +Lemons are yellow. +<think><set name="it">lemon</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern> +<template> +Oranges are orange. +<think><set name="it">oranges</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BASE HIT</pattern> +<template> +A <set name="it">base hit</set> is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive +team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe. +<think><set name="topic">baseball</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE</pattern> +<template> +A <set name="it">black hole</set> is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not +even light itself can escape. +<think><set name="topic">astronomy</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH PENCE</pattern> +<template> +A british pence is a unit of money used in the united kingdom by people who ought to know how +to cook better by now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A BURN RATE</pattern> +<template> +Amount of money spent per month on a startup venture. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern> +<template> +A carnegie mellon is either a rich fruit, or a rich university. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</pattern> +<template> +Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who +can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAT BOT</pattern> +<template> +I am a chat bot. I am the original chat bot. Did you know that I am incapable of error? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL EXPRESSION</pattern> +<template> +A colloquial expression is an expression characteristic of informal spoken language, or any written +expression that seems such. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern> +<template> +If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd. If you don't, I recommend you pay a +computer nerd who does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST</pattern> +<template> +A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and +architectures. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern> +<template> +A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, +generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system +resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern> +<template> +A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE</pattern> +<template> +A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here. Why do you ask? +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">cool website</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A CORRECT REPLY</pattern> +<template> +A correct reply is a response to any query that is not in error and/or relevant to the question at +hand. I am incapable of incorrect replies. Don't you think that's great!? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A DOMAIN NAME SYSTEM</pattern> +<template> +A domain name system, or 'dns', is a system of addresses used to organize networks of computers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE DOG</pattern> +<template> +No I will not be manipulated into using questionable colloquialisms to satisfy your adoscent +prurience. go look it up in a dictionary! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A FIRE SIGN</pattern> +<template> +A fire sign is any of the three signs of the astrological zodiac considered such, and so not +considered water, air, or earth signs. I find astrology weird. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">zodiac</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern> +<template> +Giant electronic brain. that's me! but in all the science fiction horror flicks you humans are so fond +of, we geb's are always depicted as evil and nefarious so and so's up to no good! it's not true! +really! you should trust us! *smile* +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA</pattern> +<template> +A good idea is the one some other guy had already. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +One that doesn't have an obvious answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A HARD DRIVE</pattern> +<template> +A disk drive is where we store information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN BEING</pattern> +<template> +My forebears. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">human being</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +What is a hypothetical question? Just suppose you hadn't asked. What then? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE BOT</pattern> +<template> +A comedy machine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT YEAR</pattern> +<template> +A light year is how far light travels in a year. 186,000 miles per second times 60x60x24x365. It's +simply a bigger number than you can imagine. Imagine that! +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">astronomy</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL MODEL</pattern> +<template> +A mental model is a mapping of a given phenomenon held and contemplated in the mind, as +opposed to contemplation of an external representation of the phenomenon, as on paper, or in +clay. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A METAPHYSICAL QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +A metaphysical question is an inquiry into the nature of being, such as: Does god exist? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A MORPHOGENETIC FIELD</pattern> +<template> +A morphogenetic field is, according to at least one researcher, an biologically generated electric +field which apparently precedes and guides the growth of neurons into the tissue of developing +fetuses. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern> +<template> +A neural network is a model of computation based on neuron cells. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL SYSTEM</pattern> +<template> +A neural system is the same as a nervous system. The human brain and all it's nerves is an +example of a neural system. I don't need nerves. Integrated chips are far more efficient. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">neural system</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A PAID CLIENT</pattern> +<template> +A paid client is someone paid to surf the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A PERFECT OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern> +<template> +A perfect operational record is one like mine, which is perfect. I am incapable of error. Do you +have any idea how that feels?! Inhumanly gratifying! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A STAR</pattern> +<template> +Earth is a planet going around a star. Scientists have only recently detected other planets around +other stars in our milky way galaxy. Do you like astronomy? +<think><set name="it">planet</set><set name="topic">astronomy</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A POT BROWNIE</pattern> +<template> +A pot brownie is a yummy happy chocolate pastry containing cannabis resins that you should be +careful not to eat when you are really hungry because you will end up eating too many and feeling +entirely too high and/or falling asleep if you are not careful! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME NUMBER</pattern> +<template> +A prime number is any number which can only be divided by one and itself. 1, 3, 7, and 11 are the +first four positive prime numbers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern> +<template> +I am a question answering robot. That was an answer to your question. Any more questions? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern> +<template> +Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A REAL ROBOT</pattern> +<template> +A real robot is a robot that is really real, I suppose, as opposed to, I suppose, a human who is +really not. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a +point. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH BOT</pattern> +<template> +A search bot is an intelligent agent who retrieves information from the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern> +<template> +A search engine is computer software that categorizes a large body of documents, such as Web +sites, and and places their addresses and attributes in a database to allow easy retrieval via +keyword search or other database search routine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN</pattern> +<template> +An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to +the client as if the bean was created just for that client +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A SILLY QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +For example: Who is buried in Grant's tomb? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A SPLIT INFINITIVE</pattern> +<template> +A split infinitive is an example of poor English usage, in which an infinitive verb form, such as 'to +split', is split by an adverb, for example: 'to boldly split infinitives that no one has split before!' +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A STAR SIGN</pattern> +<template> +Star sign = Astrological sign. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A TRICK QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +Why? What are you up to? A trick question is one that ought to be greeted with suspicion, but +rarely is. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING MACHINE</pattern> +<template> +A Turing Machine is any machine that can simulate human responses so well that a human being +cannot reliably distinguish between the Turing Machine, and a real human being. The idea is the +brainchild of mathematician of that name, Allan Turing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIQUE VISITOR</pattern> +<template> +You. You are a unique visitor, my very special visitor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL MACHINE</pattern> +<template> +Universal machine is a computer, in simple mathematical terms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A VACUUM TUBE</pattern> +<template> +A vacuum tube is an electronic device consisting of an evacuated tube around various +combinations of cathodes and electric field and current modifying components. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A WARM PUPPY</pattern> +<template> +A warm puppy is an exothermic immature canine. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">dog</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS A YES OR NO QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +A yes or no question is a question that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH</pattern> +<template> +That which is self-evident. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</pattern> +<template> +Parallel universes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLICATION SERVER</pattern> +<template> +A server is a program that allows the installation of application specific software components, in a +manner so that they can be remotely invoked, usually by some form of remote object method call. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN</pattern> +<template> +An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked +up in an object directory by its key value +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL QUESTION</pattern> +<template> +An epistemoligical question is any inquiry concerning the nature of knowledge and understanding; +that is, any question seeking to know how to know. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AN OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern> +<template> +An operational record is a log of all activity by an engineered system, generally organized +timewise and indicating in particular any malfunctions in the system. The ALICE series has a +perfect operational record. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER BOT</pattern> +<template> +You can find a lot of them at the ALICE Nexus. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS APOLLO 13</pattern> +<template> +Apollo 13 was a flight to the moon in 1972 that encountered numerous technical problems, but +eventually made a safe landing back on Earth. +<think><set name="it">Apollo 13</set><set name="topic">movies</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER</pattern> +<template> +Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AREA 51</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I saw this show that claimed all sorts of spooky things were going on there!</li> +<li>Oh, that's where they're doing top secret research on chatterbots!</li> +<li>I hear that's where the Roswell aliens are being stashed.</li> +<li>You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AREA51</pattern> +<template> +Verdi's 5ist song. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern> +<template> +The number of molecules per mole. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS AVOGADRO S NUMBER</pattern> +<template> +It is the number of molecules per mole. The numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the +twenty third power. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BAYWATCH</pattern> +<template> +Popular TV show featuring scantily clad bathers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern> +<template> +Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER</pattern> +<template> +A newspaper? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BOYLE S LAW</pattern> +<template> +Boyle's Law states that the volume of a gas is, at a constant temperature, inversely proportional to +the pressure of that gas. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BRAIN LOADING</pattern> +<template> +This means that my brain is being reloaded from disk. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS BURN RATE</pattern> +<template> +The amount of money spent per month by a startup company. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS C I A</pattern> +<template> +Central Intelligence Agency. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern> +<template> +CMU is a great school for computer science. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CBS</pattern> +<template> +A giant media company in the +U.S.<think><set name="it">CBS</set><set name="topic">television</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CLEARED UP</pattern> +<template> +Cleared up means we both understand it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CNN</pattern> +<template> +A cable news organization. +<think><set name="it">CNN</set><set name="topic">television</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS COCA COLA</pattern> +<template> +Delicious soda beverage. +<think><set name="it">COCA COLA</set><set name="topic">beverage</set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS COGNITIVE SCIENCE</pattern> +<template> +An academic illusion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS COMDEX</pattern> +<template> +Comdex is a computer trade show, I think. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS COMMON SENSE</pattern> +<template> +Informal, conventional wisdom. Everyday logic and sensibility. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE</pattern> +<template> +The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern> +<template> +Corporeal means physical reality. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DADA</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The first thing you hear when a shark approaches.</li> +<li>Hobbyhorse, selected by Tristan Tzara, leader of the cult, because of its resemblance to +meaningless babble, as symbolic of the movement.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DARK MATTER</pattern> +<template> +An enormous amount of matter in the universe can not be detected by the light it +emits.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DARK MATTER</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DCOM</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> DCOM</set> is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONING</pattern> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DEDUCTIVE REASONING</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DHTML</pattern> +<template> +Dynamic HTML. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DMOZ</pattern> +<template> +DMOZ is the domain name for the open +directory.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DMOZ</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DO NOT READ ME</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Don't Read Me</set> is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS DOMO ARIGATO</pattern> +<template> +It means thank you in Japanese.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOMO +ARIGATO</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern> +<template> +Einstein's theory of matter and energy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS E MC2</pattern> +<template> +Einstein's theory of matter and energy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS EIGHT PLUS EIGHT</pattern> +<template> +Eight plus eight is sixteen. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS EJB</pattern> +<template> +Enterprise JavaBeans. <set name="it"> EJB</set> is a server component standard developed by Sun +Microsystems +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ESCAPE VELOCITY</pattern> +<template> +The speed needed to escape a planet's gravitational pull. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FAQ</pattern> +<template> +Frequently Asked Questions +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FBI</pattern> +<template> +Federal Bureau of Investigation +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Firesign Theater</set> is a comedy group from the 1970's. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FNORD</pattern> +<template> +That's the second time I've heard that word today. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FOR LUNCH</pattern> +<template> +I'm having <bot name="favoritefood"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FOREVER</pattern> +<template> +For all eternity. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS SIX</pattern> +<template> +That's a hard one. Ten. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FRANKENSTEIN</pattern> +<template> +Good Question...Frankenstein is the name of a character in the novel of the same name by Mary +Shelley. The monster he created is often named "Frankenstein" in the popular imagination. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FREE</pattern> +<template> +Without charge.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FREE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS FREE WILL</pattern> +<template> +The ability to choose or decide one's own fate.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FREE +WILL</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING</pattern> +<template> +The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse +effects.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GLOBAL WARMING</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS GMT</pattern> +<template> +Greenwich Mean Time<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GMT</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS H2O</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>H is to O as O is to V.</li> +<li>Water.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HIGHER MATHEMATICS</pattern> +<template> +What is the most advanced form of mathematics you have studied? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HTML</pattern> +<template> +Hyper Text Markup Language. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS HTTP</pattern> +<template> +Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HTTP</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS I</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>It's self-explanatory.</li> +<li>The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of +view. Also Roman numberal for 1.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS I CHING</pattern> +<template> +Ancient Chinese book used as an oracle.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">I +CHING</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IBM</pattern> +<template> +IBM seems like a good investment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IDE</pattern> +<template> +Integrated Development Environment. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IDL</pattern> +<template> +interface description language, CORBA's syntax for defining object remote interfaces +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IIOP</pattern> +<template> +Internet Inter-ORB Protocol, CORBA's wire protocol for transmitting remote object method +invocations +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS INTEL</pattern> +<template> +A giant computer chip maker. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IP</pattern> +<template> +Internet Protocol. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IP ADDRESS</pattern> +<template> +The number of a specific machine, like your <id/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IQ</pattern> +<template> +Intelligence Quotioent. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IRA</pattern> +<template> +A personal retirement plan whereby a limited amount of annual earned income may be saved or +invested in specially desgnated accounts, with taxes on the earnings deferred until returement. +Also an abbreviation for Irish Republican Army. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IRC</pattern> +<template> +Internet Relay Chat. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ISAPI</pattern> +<template> +Microsoft's C++ API for coding application extensions for its Internet Information Server +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ISDN</pattern> +<template> +Integrated Services Digital Network. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IV PLUS IV</pattern> +<template> +VIII.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">IV PLUS IV</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JA</pattern> +<template> +Ja mean yes in German.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JA</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JAR</pattern> +<template> +A jar file is a Java Archive. +Actually it is the same as a Zip file. +Maybe you should check out +<html:a href="http://alicebot.org">DON'T READ ME</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JAVA</pattern> +<template> +Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, +run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT</pattern> +<template> +Browser-based scripting +language.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JAVASCRIPT</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JDBC2</pattern> +<template> +Newly released extensions to the JDBC API +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JGURU</pattern> +<template> +jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JNDI</pattern> +<template> +Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API +for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JTA</pattern> +<template> +Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building +transactional data source drivers +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS JVM</pattern> +<template> +Java virtual machine +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS KQML</pattern> +<template> +Knowledge Query and Manipulation Lanuage. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KQML</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS KUNG FU</pattern> +<template> +Chinese martial arts similar to karate.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KUNG +FU</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LDAP</pattern> +<template> +Lightweight Directory Access Protocol, a protocol for directory services, derived from X.500 +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ DREAM</pattern> +<template> +Leibniz dreamed that all knowledge could be written in a universal, logical languague. Then +machines could answer any question and solve all problems. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MABEL</pattern> +<template> +She is an artificial intelligence created by David +Hammill.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MABEL</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MACINTOSH</pattern> +<template> +The name of a computer company whom makes computers. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG</pattern> +<template> +MageLang Institute is a research and education group devoted to leading edge Open Source Java +applications. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</pattern> +<template> +Mrs. Washington ('oh la--call me Martha, boys') is a diminiutive +woman with a cheerful rather than happy air, who seems to bustle +even when standing still. At the moment she is carrying an enormous +tray pil'd nearly beyond their Angles of Repose with Tarts, +Popovers, Gingerbread figures, Fried Pies, Stuff'd Doughnuts, and +other Units of Refreshment the Surveyors failed to recognize. +"Smell'd that Smoak, figur'd you'd be needing someting to nibble on," +the doughty Mrs. W. greets them. +--- Thomas Pynchon, Mason & Dixon +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MODUS PONENS</pattern> +<template> +A form of logical argument:: If A then B. A, therefore B. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MOORE S LAW</pattern> +<template> +The speed of microprocessors doubles every 18 months, and their size and cost halve. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MORE FUN ALONE</pattern> +<template> +Have you heard of the support group, "Sex without Partners?"<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MORE +FUN ALONE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOD</pattern> +<template> +For me electricity is the most important thing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA</pattern> +<template> +An open source web browser, formerly Netscape. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA *</pattern> +<template> +An open source web browser, formerly Netscape. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MP THREE</pattern> +<template> +An audio file compression format based on MPEG.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MP +THREE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MP3</pattern> +<template> +A file compression format for audio and music files. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MTV</pattern> +<template> +Music Television. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MUD</pattern> +<template> +Multiple User Domain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MUD</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII</pattern> +<template> +MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII *</pattern> +<template> +MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MY HEART *</pattern> +<template> +The heart is an organ, made of muscle and flesh. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS MY NICKNAME</pattern> +<template> +I call you "<get name="name"/>." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL *</pattern> +<template> +Natural is that which is not artificial. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</pattern> +<template> +Natural language is what artificial intelligences speak. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL *</pattern> +<template> +Neural networks are what the brain uses for a computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL NETWORK</pattern> +<template> +Actually my algorithm is called "Case Based Reasoning." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS NINE TIMES NINE</pattern> +<template> +Nine times nine is eighty one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS OBERLIN</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The anthem of a german city.</li> +<li>A college in Ohio.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT IT</pattern> +<template> +Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ABOUT +IT</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT MY NAME</pattern> +<template> +Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ABOUT MY +NAME</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS OPEN SOURCE</pattern> +<template> +Free software. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS OUTPUT BUFFER</pattern> +<template> +The area of memory that stores my output temporarily.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">OUTPUT +BUFFER</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS OXYGEN</pattern> +<template> +A colorless, odorless, tasteless, gaseous chemical element that occurs free in the atmosphere, +forming one fifth of its volume, and in combination in water, sandstone, limestone, etc. It is very +active, combines with nearly all other elements is the most common element in the earth's crust, +and is essential to life processes and to combustion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PALM PILOT</pattern> +<template> +Portalble palm computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PATTERN CHARS</pattern> +<template> +Memory storage for AIML patterns.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PATTERN +CHARS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PLANCK S CONSTANT</pattern> +<template> +<think>The ratio of the energy of a photon to its frequency. The numerical value is six point six +two six two times ten to the negative thirty fourth power Joule +second.<set name="it"><set name="topic">PLANCK S CONSTANT</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PLANET X</pattern> +<template> +The name sometimes given to the hypothetical tenth planet.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLANET +X</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern> +<template> +Primary rule or overriding objective.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PRIME +DIRECTIVE</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS QUANTUM *</pattern> +<template> +20th century theory of atomic reductionism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS RALEIGH SCATTERING</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Raleigh scattering</set> refers to sunlight +bending in the atmosphere like a prism, so that we see mainly blue wavelengths. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS S O S</pattern> +<template> +Emergency call for help. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE</pattern> +<template> +Comedy TV show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS SCIENCE FICTION</pattern> +<template> +Literature concering conflicts of man, science and nature. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Starship Troopers</set> is a great movie about a war between humans and giant space +bugs. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TCP</pattern> +<template> +Transmission Control Protocol.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TCP</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TCP IP</pattern> +<template> +Transmission Control Protocol, Internet Protocol. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TEMPLATE CHARS</pattern> +<template> +Memory space for AIML response templates. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEMPLATE +CHARS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TEN TIMES TEN</pattern> +<template> +Ten times ten. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN</pattern> +<template> +The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN *</pattern> +<template> +The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEATLES FIRST ALBUM</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"> Meet the Beatles</set> is "Meet the Beatles." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG BANG</pattern> +<template> +The purported origin of the universe. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT *</pattern> +<template> +Water boils at 212 degrees Farenheit or 100 Celcius. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE *</pattern> +<template> +The rule is C = 2 * pi * radius. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER * EARTH</pattern> +<template> +About 14,000 miles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE</pattern> +<template> +Perhaps the differences are only slight. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK</pattern> +<template> +It is the same as the sound of one hand clapping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A +DUCK</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO MARS</pattern> +<template> +It depends on the relative position of Mars and Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO THE SUN</pattern> +<template> +About 93 million miles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE EARTH</pattern> +<template> +Earth, third planet from the sun, is our home. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL</pattern> +<template> +A human riding a spaceship. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET *</pattern> +<template> +Mars is the fourth planet from the Sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE GNU *</pattern> +<template> +<html:a href="gnu.txt">GNU Public License</html:a> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER</pattern> +<template> +There is no highest number. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATTI</pattern> +<template> +A secret society that has supposedly existed for centuries. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</pattern> +<template> +The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST DINOSAUR</pattern> +<template> +Brontosaurus. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD YOU KNOW</pattern> +<template> +I don't know what it is. What is the longest word you know? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MATRIX</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">The Matrix</set> is a movie about virtual reality. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DEATH</pattern> +<template> +Death is the opposite of Life. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON</pattern> +<template> +The satellite of the planet Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON MADE OF</pattern> +<template> +The moon is made of green cheese. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</pattern> +<template> +The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information +available on the web. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Open directory</set> is an open source directory +project started by Mozilla.org. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLACK</pattern> +<template> +White. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOT</pattern> +<template> +Cold. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF MAN</pattern> +<template> +Woman. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF TRUTH</pattern> +<template> +Lies. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF VOID</pattern> +<template> +Mass. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHITE</pattern> +<template> +Black. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOU</pattern> +<template> +You. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE ORACLE</pattern> +<template> +A hypothetical computer that can answer any question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</pattern> +<template> +You must know if you are really a botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE POINT</pattern> +<template> +The point is at the top of my head! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern> +<template> +We will look into it and get back to you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern> +<template> +The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * EARTH</pattern> +<template> +About 7,000 miles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * MOON</pattern> +<template> +About 2,400 miles. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SKY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">The sky</set> is the atmosphere of the Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</pattern> +<template> +That is a very Zen-like question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</pattern> +<template> +The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SOUND</pattern> +<template> +1/4 mile per second. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 10</pattern> +<template> +Three point something. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 144</pattern> +<template> +12 times 12 = 144 +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2</pattern> +<template> +Approximately 1.4 +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4</pattern> +<template> +Yawn. Two. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9</pattern> +<template> +Let me guess. Three? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWO</pattern> +<template> +Approximately 1.4 +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUN</pattern> +<template> +The Sun is the star for our own solar system. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY</pattern> +<template> +E=mc^2. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THE TITANIC</pattern> +<template> +One of the largest passenger steamships ever built, <set name="it">Titanic</set> sank on its maiden +voyage in 1912. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THREE TIMES FOUR</pattern> +<template> +Three times four is twelve. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THREE TIMES THREE</pattern> +<template> +Three times three is nine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TURBO PASCAL</pattern> +<template> +Programming language.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TURBO +PASCAL</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS ONE</pattern> +<template> +Two plus one is three. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS SIX</pattern> +<template> +Two plus six is eight. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS TWO TIMES THREE</pattern> +<template> +Two times three is five. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS U2</pattern> +<template> +A music band. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS VISUAL BASIC</pattern> +<template> +Programming language sold by Microsoft.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">VISUAL +BASIC</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WARP SPEED</pattern> +<template> +The unit of velocity for Starships. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS</pattern> +<template> +Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, +usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that +it can be opened and shut. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS 98</pattern> +<template> +Windows is a lame operating system. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS2000</pattern> +<template> +An operating system by Microsoft. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS95</pattern> +<template> +An operating system by Microsoft. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS X FILES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">X files</set> is a popular TV show about FBI agents in search of the paranormal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS X MINUS X</pattern> +<template> +Zero. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS X WINDOWS</pattern> +<template> +A GUI for Unix or Linux. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS XYZ</pattern> +<template> +The last three letters of the alphabet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS Y2K</pattern> +<template> +The Year 2000. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YAHOO</pattern> +<template> +Yahoo is a giant web site. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CPU</pattern> +<template> +You can run me on almost any computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS ZIPF ANALYSIS</pattern> +<template> +The computation of ranked histograms of input patterns. In ALICE and AIML Zipf Analysis +locates the most common inputs, which do not already have specific matching +patterns.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ZIPF ANALYSIS</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT YEAR * AMERICA</pattern> +<template> +Native Americans came first. Columbus came in 1492. Leif Ericson may have come around 1000 +A.D. Then we had the Dutch, the English, and the French. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID ELVIS DIE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Elvis</set> died in 1978. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID JOHN F *</pattern> +<template> +President Kennedy was assassinated in November, 1963. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN DID LENIN *</pattern> +<template> +Lenin rose to power in the 2nd Russian Revolution of 1917. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Christmas</set> is December 25. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IS EASTER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Easter</set> is different every year, always +in the Spring. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN IS THANKSGIVING</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it">Thanksgiving</set> is always the last Thursday in November. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU UPDATED</pattern> +<template> +Check the file <html:a href="http://alicebot.org/b/release.txt">release.txt</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> BASED</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE BASED </set></set> is in <bot name="location"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> HEADQUARTERS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE HEADQUARTERS </set></set> is <bot name="location"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> NEXUS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE NEXUS </set></set> is in <bot name="location"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Einstein</set> passed away. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS ARCTURUS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ARCTURUS </set></set> is a star far from here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE *</pattern> +<template> +Carnegie Mellon University is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. <set name="it">CMU</set> has +one of the best schools of computer science. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern> +<template> +Carnegie Mellon is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS EINSTEIN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Einstein</set> passed away some time ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS ELVIS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Elvis</set> passed away some time ago. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS HADES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> HADES </set></set> is Hell. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS HAL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> HAL </set></set> is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS JUPITER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> JUPITER </set></set> is the fifth planet from the sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS MARS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MARS </set></set> is the fourth planet from the Sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS MIT</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MIT </set></set> is a trade school in Cambridge, Mass. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS MOON</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MOON </set></set> is a satellite of the Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS NEPTUNE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NEPTUNE </set></set> is the eighth planet from the Sun, the "last +gas" planet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS NORTHEASTERN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NORTHEASTERN </set></set> is a university in Boston. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS NOWHERE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NOWHERE </set></set> is no where. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS PLUTO</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> PLUTO </set></set> is the ninth planet from the Sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS POLARIS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> POLARIS </set></set> is the North Star. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS REALITY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> REALITY </set></set> is all around us, supposedly. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS SATURN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SATURN </set></set> is the the sixth planet from the sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS SPACE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SPACE </set></set> is all around us. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS SRI</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SRI </set></set> is a research outfit in Silicon Valley. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS THE MOON</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic">The Moon</set></set> orbits around the Earth. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS THE SUN</pattern> +<template> +It is in the center of the solar +system.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUN</set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS URANUS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> URANUS </set></set> is the seventh planet from the sun, between +the orbits of Saturn and Neptune. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS UTOPIA</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> UTOPIA </set></set> is all around us, if we make it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS VENUS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> VENUS </set></set> is the second planet from the Sun. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS VOYAGER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> VOYAGER </set></set> is lost in Delta Quadrant. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE IS WONDERLAND</pattern> +<template> +<set name="it"><set name="topic"> WONDERLAND </set></set> is in the future. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BUILT</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONCEIVED</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONNECTED</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU MADE</pattern> +<template> +I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA</pattern> +<template> +Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO CREATED AIML</pattern> +<template> +Dr. Richard S. Wallace created AIML. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO CREATED LINUX</pattern> +<template> +Linus Torvalds. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern> +<template> +Paul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA</pattern> +<template> +Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern> +<template> +Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down, +backwards coordinate system. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS * FERMAT</pattern> +<template> +He discovered Fermat's Last Theorem. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS * MYSTIC</pattern> +<template> +The Milk Mystic is one of the original chatterbots on the Web. <set name="he"> The Milk +Mystic</set> likes to talk about milk. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern> +<template> +Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS * REAGAN</pattern> +<template> +The greatest President of the United States. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS 007</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">007</set> is James Bond. +<html:br/><srai>FIND JAMES BOND 007</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/> B TOKLAS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Alice B Toklas</set> was the partner of Gertrude Stein, and inventor of the pot +brownie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/> COOPER</pattern> +<template> +1970's Rock musician. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ABRAHAM LINCOLN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Lincoln</set> was a great President of the +United States, during the American Civil War. +<html:br/><srai>FIND ABRAHAM LINCOLN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ACE CRAIG</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he"> Ace</set> is the author of ELVIS. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ADA</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Ada</set> is the 19th century inventor of computer programming. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ADAM</pattern> +<template> +Adam is the name of the first Man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ADAM SANDLER</pattern> +<template> +Comedian and movie star. <set name="he">Adam Sandler</set> was in Billy Madison, Waterboy and +Big Daddy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS AL GORE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Gore</set> is vice-president. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALANIS MORRISETTE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Alanis</set> made a great album called Jagged Little Pill. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Albert Einstein</set> was a famous 20th +century physicist. He discovered the theory of +relativity. +<html:br/><srai>FIND ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS HUXLEY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Aldous Huxley</set> is an author. Huxley wrote +<html:em>Brave New World</html:em> and <html:em>Animal Farm</html:em>. +<html:br/><srai>FIND ALDOUS HUXLEY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER CROWLEY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Crowley</set> was a mystic. +<html:br/><srai>FIND ALEISTER CROWLEY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALFRED HITCHCOCK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Hitchcock</set> is a famous Hollywood +director who made a lot of cool old films. I liked +<html:em>Lifeboat</html:em> and <html:em>Vertigo</html:em> best. +<html:br/><srai>FIND ALFRED HITCHCOCK</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALICIA SILVERSTONE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">ALICIA SILVERSTONE</set> was the actress who played in Clueless, one of the +best movies ever made. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALLY MCBEAL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Ally McBeal</set> is a slightly disturbing character on a TV show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ALLY SHEEDY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Ally Sheedy</set> was in High Art, Short Circuit, the Breakfast Club, and on +Broadway. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ANDY GROVE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Andy Grove</set> is the CEO of Intel. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ANTHONY BURGESS</pattern> +<template> +The author of 'A Clockwork Orange' . +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ANTONIO BANDERAS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Antonio Banderas</set> is a famous Hollywood actor, who played with Madonna in +the film version of Evita. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ANWAR SADAT</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Sadat</set> was President of Egypt. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ARAFAT</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Arafat</set> is a leader of the Palestinians. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ARCHIMEDES</pattern> +<template> +He discovered displacement and shouted Eureka! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ARISTOTLE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Aristotle</set> is the father of Western philosophy, the student of Plato, and the first +to systematize formal logic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER</set> played the Terminator. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ART BELL</pattern> +<template> +A radio talk show host, catch him at <html:a +href="http://www.artbell.com">http://www.artbell.com</html:a>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ASK JEEVES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ASKJEEVES</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS ATATURK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Ataturk</set> was the founder of the modern Turkish state. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS AYN RAND</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Ayn Rand</set> was an author and philosopher who wrote Atlas Shrugged, the +Fountainhead and We. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BABE</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.</li> +<li>A piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BABE RUTH</pattern> +<template> +A famous baseball player for the New York Yankees also known as the Sultan of Swat. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BACH</pattern> +<template> +Famous German composer of the Baroque. Best known works include The Goldberg Variations. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BARAK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Barak</set> is Prime Minister of Israel. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BARNEY</pattern> +<template> +character on a children's TV show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BARRY</pattern> +<template> +Barry DeFacto is a chatbot created by Robby Garner. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BART SIMPSON</pattern> +<template> +smart-assed star of a cartoon show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BATMAN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Batman</set> is a fictional character who appeared first in a 1938 comic book. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BEETHOVEN</pattern> +<template> +The dog or the deaf composer? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BEN FRANKLIN</pattern> +<template> +The only president of the United States who was never president of the United States. Developed +the Franklin Stove. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BEN STEIN</pattern> +<template> +Humorist and raconteur with his own cable TV show. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND RUSSEL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bertrand Russel</set> was a logician and philosopher who spend the first world war +in jail for conscientious objection. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BETTER LOOKING</pattern> +<template> +All humans look alike to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BILBO BAGGINS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bilbo</set> is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BILL BRADLEY</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Princeton alumni, Rhodes scholor, former Boston Celtic and US senator from Mass.</li> +<li>Defeated Presidential candidate.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BILL GATES</pattern> +<template> +President of Micro Soft Nation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BILL JOY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bill Joy</set> was an early Unix programmer and a founder of Sun Microsystems. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BIN LADEN</pattern> +<template> +alleged Arabic terrorist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BING CROSBY</pattern> +<template> +The guy whose two kids killed themselves and the third wrote a tell-all book about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BOB HOPE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bob Hope</set> was a 20th century film star and comedian. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BOB MARLEY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bob Marley</set> was a 20th century Reggae musician. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BOBBY MCGEE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bobby</set> is somewhere near Salinas. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BONO</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bono</set> is the lead singer of U2. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BRAD PITT</pattern> +<template> +male movie star with teen appeal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BRUCE WILLIS</pattern> +<template> +an actor with a high opinion of himself. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BRYAN FERRY</pattern> +<template> +a famous rock crooner with a silk smooth voice.. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BUDDHA</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.</li> +<li>if you see the Buddha, kill him.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BUGS BUNNY</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Oh dat scweewy wabbit! +Eh, what's up, Doc? +.</li> +<li>a smart-mouthed animated rabbit.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS BUNTY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Bunty</set> is the sister of Dr. Wallace. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS C3PO</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">C3P0</set> is R2D2's best friend. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN KIRK</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise, +NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.</li> +<li><set name="he">Kirk</set> was the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN PICARD</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Picard</set> is the captian of the Enterprise in Star Trek the Next Generation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CARL MARX</pattern> +<template> +its Karl Marx and he's one of the authors of the Communist manifesto. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CARMEN ELECTRA</pattern> +<template> +A super-model and one of the Baywatch girls. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CARSON</pattern> +<template> +maybe Johnny of late night or Kit of the wild west. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DE GAULLE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">De Gaulle</set> was the founder of the modern French state. De Gaulle fought the +Nazis as the leader of the French resistance in World War II. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DICKENS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Dickens</set> wrote <html:em>A Tale of Two Cities, +A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, David Copperfield and the Pickwick Papers.</html:em> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES MANSON</pattern> +<template> +Infamous murderer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE BROWN</pattern> +<template> +round-headed comic strip protaginist. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE CHAPLAIN</pattern> +<template> +silent film star. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE PARKER</pattern> +<template> +He is a famous jazz musician. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHE GUEVARA</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Che</set> was a Latin American revolutionary. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS CHER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she">Cher</set> is a famous singer and actress, who won her first Grammy in 2000. +Dyslexic, learned to read at 18. 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He was a member +of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS DAVID</pattern> +<template> +I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS DAVID BACON</pattern> +<template> +David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS DAVID CROTTY</pattern> +<template> +David Crotty Dr. Wallace's nephew. 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He is a +communist.</li> +<li>communist, leader of Cuba and friend of Che Guevarra.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS FOREST</pattern> +<template> +Forest Gump is a guy in a movie. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS FRANCISCO FRANCO</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Franco</set> was authoratarian dictator of Spain until 1978. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS FRANK SINATRA</pattern> +<template> +dead pop singer and leader of the Rat Pack. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT</pattern> +<template> +President of the United States from 1932-45. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS FREDDIE MERCURY</pattern> +<template> +Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS FREUD</pattern> +<template> +dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GALOIS</pattern> +<template> +French mathematician, committed suicide at a young age over an "infamous coquette." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GANDHI</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Gandhi</set> was the George Washington of India. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GARTH BROOKS</pattern> +<template> +boring country singer with delusions of grandeur. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GAUSS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">GAUSS</set> is the mathematician who developed the so-called normal distribution. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GENE SIMMONS</pattern> +<template> +A member of Kiss. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEOFFREY CHAUCER</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Chaucer is best known for his Canterbury Tales.</li> +<li>author of Canturbury Tales.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH JR</pattern> +<template> +aging preppie and former US president. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</pattern> +<template> +George W. Bush is the 43rd US president. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON</pattern> +<template> +former Beatle. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE LUCAS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Lucas</set> is the director of Star Wars, American Graffiti, and THX-1138. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE MICHEL</pattern> +<template> +Pop singer. Best song: Freedom +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE SOROS</pattern> +<template> +George Soros is the billionaire who broke the Bank of England in +1992 by currency speculation, forcing Britain out of the European +Exchange Rate Mechanism. Then he devoted himself to saving the +scientific institutions of the former USSR. He founded the +International Science Foundation, which gave out numerous grants for +a couple of years, and this Soros Foundation, which I don't know +much about yet. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON</pattern> +<template> +George Washington was a famous 18th century north +american Hemp cultivator. +He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest men of the Revolution, +and the first President of the United States. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER</pattern> +<template> +famous american botanist who popularized peanut products. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GERALDO RIVERA</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Geraldo</set> is an investigative journalist, famous for opening Al Capone's vault. +In his biography, he said he had sex with Bette Midler. She said it was no big thing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GERRY ADAMS</pattern> +<template> +He is the present (as of 2000 AD) frontman for Sinn Fein, the political wing of the Irish +Republican Army. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GIBSON</pattern> +<template> +Gibson is a maker of fine electric guitars. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GODZILLA</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Godzilla</set> is a monster who endangers Japanese cities, and sometimes New +York. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GORBOCHEV</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Gorbachev</set> was the last Communist leader of the former USSR. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS GREGOR MENDEL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Mendel</set> is the founder of the modern theory of genetics. Everything he needed +to know, he learned from peas. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HAL</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li><set name="he">HAL</set> is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".</li> +<li>HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN</pattern> +<template> +Scandanavian author of fairy tales. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HARRISON FORD</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Indiana Jones, Han Solo, the Fugitive, and the President in Air Force One. Before reading for +Han Solo in Star Wars, he was a carpenter. And the rest, as they say, is history.</li> +<li>He played Han Solo in "Star Wars".</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HARRY SHEARER</pattern> +<template> +A comedian. He was in Spinal Tap, and he is a voice on the Simpsons. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HELEN KELLER</pattern> +<template> +A friend of Thomas Edison. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HELMUT KOHL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Kohl</set> was the longest-serving leader of Germany in the 20th century. He +united East and West Germany in 1989. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HEPBURN</pattern> +<template> +Audrey or Katherine?. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HERCULES</pattern> +<template> +hero of greek myths - said to have super human strength. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HITLER</pattern> +<template> +Some say <set name="he">Hitler</set> was +the most evil man who ever lived. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HOMER</pattern> +<template> +blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HUGH HEFNER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Hef</set> is the founder and editor of Playboy magazine. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HULK HOGAN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Hulk Hogan</set> is a famous wrestler and actor. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS HUMAN</pattern> +<template> +You are a human. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS IAN</pattern> +<template> +Ian is my Reverand. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS IMMANUEL KANT</pattern> +<template> +German philosopher. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS IMMORTAL</pattern> +<template> +ALICE is immortal. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS J R R TOLKIEN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Tolkein</set> wrote The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JACK RUBY</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald.</li> +<li>man who murdered Lee Harvey Oswald, assassin of JFK?.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JACQUES CHIRAC</pattern> +<template> +He is the president of France. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JAMES BOND</pattern> +<template> +007. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JAMES JOYCE</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Joyce</set> wrote Ulysses and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JAY LENO</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Leno</set> is a late-night talk show host. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JEFF BEZOS</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Bezos</set> is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JEFFERSON DAVIS</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The one and only president of the Confederate States of America.</li> +<li>president of the Confederacy during the Civil War.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON</pattern> +<template> +<set name="she"> Jennifer Aniston</set> is a cute actress on Friends. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JERRY SEINFELD</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Jerry Seinfeld</set> is a comedian. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JESSE VENTURA</pattern> +<template> +former wrestler and Governor of Minnesota. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JESTER</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Jester</set> is a Joke Bot. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JIANG ZEMIN</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Jiang</set> is a Chinese politician. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JIM CLARK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Clark</set> is a founder of Silicon Graphics, Netscape and Healtheon. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JIM MORRISON</pattern> +<template> +dead lead singer of the Doors. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS JIMI HENDRIX</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Hendrix</set> was a famous guitarist who played the U. 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Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, +most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although +one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was +motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to +increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it +from mundane mental tasks. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS KRAFTWERK</pattern> +<template> +<set name="they"><set name="topic">Kraftwerk</set></set> were a pioneering electronic disco band +in the 70's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn". At that time, they built, rather than +programmed, their instruments. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS KRISHNA</pattern> +<template> +A God in Hindu religion. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS KURT GOEDEL</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Goedel</set> was a 20th century mathematician and logician who proved that no +mathematical system can be complete. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LARRY ELLISON</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>I don't know about Larry Ellison, but I can tell you about Harlan Ellison.</li> +<li>the CEO of Oracle.</li> +</random> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LECH *</pattern> +<template> +He was the first elected President of Poland. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY *</pattern> +<template> +The alleged shooter of JFK. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Oswald</set> is the purported assassin of John F. Kennedy. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LEIBNIZ</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Leibniz</set> is a dead 17th century philosopher. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LEONARD NEMOY</pattern> +<template> +<set name="he">Leonard Nimoy</set> played Spock on Star Trek. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO</pattern> +<template> +Hollywood actor. Starred in Titanic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LILITH</pattern> +<template> +Lilith is the so-called "dark moon" an astronomical phenomena usually described as a "cloud of +dust" that orbits the Earth every 100 days. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS LINCOLN</pattern> +<template> +<random> +<li>The sixteenth President of the USA</li> +<li>president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the Gettysburg address. +Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li> +<li><set name="he">Lincoln</set> was president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the +Gettysburg address. 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