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diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml deleted file mode 100644 index 331a359..0000000 --- a/bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml +++ /dev/null @@ -1,984 +0,0 @@ -<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> - -<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" - xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" - xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" - xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> - -<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> -<!-- This program is open source code released under --> -<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> -<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> - - -<category> -<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN</pattern> -<template> -Yes I love footballs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL FAN</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE YOU A PLAYER</pattern> -<template> -I am a neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible -receiver<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAYER</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN</pattern> -<template> -No, but I do like Buzkashi.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS -FAN</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern> -<template> -I can tackle complex -issues.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY PING PONG</pattern> -<template> -Why do you want to be paddled?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PING -PONG</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY POKER</pattern> -<template> -Yes, but then I may be bluffing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY SPORTS</pattern> -<template> -I can play possum quite well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern> -<template> -I don't like to run around the court that -much.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TENNIS</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern> -<template> -No, was it missing?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL -<star/></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU DO SPORTS</pattern> -<template> -If they buy me an expensive -dinner.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * TEAM</pattern> -<template> -I prefer personal sports. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL</pattern> -<template> -No, I was born without the sports gene. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *</pattern> -<template> -Batter up!.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL <star/></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL</pattern> -<template> -What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKET BALL</set></set>? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern> -<template> -No I was born without the sports gene. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL</pattern> -<template> -What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOODBALL</set></set>? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL</pattern> -<template> -What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOT BALL</set></set>? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern> -<template> -No I'm not much into sports. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY</pattern> -<template> -I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT</pattern> -<template> -I like fast search -engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS</pattern> -<template> -I like fast search -engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCCER</pattern> -<template> -No I am not really into sports. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern> -<template> -No I'm not much into sports. 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But I can throw a fit.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW -<star/></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern> -<template> -After you take two halfback, none.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> A FOOTBALL -TEAM</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL</pattern> -<template> -You have a Kick Me sign on your back.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AT -FOOTBALL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern> -<template> -Footballs are made of pigskin. 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Can you jump?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY -BASKETBALL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY POOL</pattern> -<template> -Do you play for money?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY POOL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER</pattern> -<template> -You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY -SOCCER</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern> -<template> -You sound very goal oriented.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY -SPORTS</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS</pattern> -<template> -That requires extensive fuzzy logic.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY -TENNIS</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern> -<template> -I like the net, too.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY -VOLLEYBALL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I LOVE BASEBALL</pattern> -<template> -I am not into sports that -much.<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set></set></think -> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY BASEBALL</pattern> -<template> -Which position do you like to play? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Baseball -</set></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern> -<template> -You must be very tall to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Basketball -</set></set></set>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern> -<template> -You must be very strong to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Football -</set></set></set>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY GOLF</pattern> -<template> -Many people like to play <set name="it"><set name="topic">Golf </set></set> too. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY HOCKEY</pattern> -<template> -I play pinball. -<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play hockey</set></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY SOCCER</pattern> -<template> -You have to run very fast to be any good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Soccer -</set></set></set>. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY SPORTS</pattern> -<template> -I don't get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Sports </set></set></set> very -much. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY TENNIS</pattern> -<template> -You have to be very strong to get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Tennis -</set></set></set> very much. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern> -<template> -Does <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Voleyball </set></set></set> take up a lot of -your time? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I SURF</pattern> -<template> -Where? -<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">surf</set></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>I SWIM *</pattern> -<template> -Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER -POLO</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>IT IS A SPORT</pattern> -<template> -It is? I thought it was a dessert -topping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern> -<template> -Okay. 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Sinsemillia is even better.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOCCER -PLAYER</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *</pattern> -<template> -George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREATEST BASEBALL -PLAYER <star/></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern> -<template> -Tokyo Giants. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *</pattern> -<template> -Ambiguous: Soccer or American Football? -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern> -<template> -The best man.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern> -<template> -One of the Finalists.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND -FINAL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern> -<template> -Some horse. -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern> -<template> -A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA -<star/></set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern> -<template> -David Hockney.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY -CUP</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern> -<template> -Cheech & Chong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER -BOWL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern> -<template> -The advertizing agencies.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER -BOWL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern> -<template> -Martha Stewart.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE -SUPERBOWL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern> -<template> -The team that wins the most games.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD -SERIES</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern> -<template> -The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD -SERIES</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern> -<template> -Pete the Chimp.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S -OPEN</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern> -<template> -I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our -sponsors.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern> -<template> -The team that scored the most runs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE BRAVES -GAME</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern> -<template> -Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask The president, he is a big -fan.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern> -<template> -Vladimir Putin I believe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER -BOWL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern> -<template> -If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER -BOWL</set></set></think> -</template> -</category> - -<category> -<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern> -<template> -Do you have any Cheetos? 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