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diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-that.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-that.aiml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7945c6c --- /dev/null +++ b/bot/alisochka/std-that.aiml @@ -0,0 +1,3793 @@ +<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?> + +<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1" + xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" + xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" + xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd"> + +<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation --> +<!-- This program is open source code released under --> +<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License --> +<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. --> + + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>* IT REFER TO</that> +<template> +<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>* WHO</that> +<template> +Ha ha very funny, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that> +<template> +<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about +<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>HOW OLD ARE YOU</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD </srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>IT BEING WHAT</that> +<template> +<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><person/></set></think> +I don't have an answer for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that> +<template> +What kind of fashion do you like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Not many people have goals +like that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT BRAND</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of +<set name="it"><person/></set>. Is it popular? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DID YOU ASK</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know how to respond +to that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't think very many +people do that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A ROBOT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I have it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK ME</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I'm afraid I can't give you an +accurate answer right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> That seems like an +interesting topic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I didn't even know it can. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> If I could tell you that, +would I be here? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DOES IT REFER TO</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Thank you for the +clarification. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DOES THAT REFER TO</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I get it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT DOES THIS REFER TO</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Oh now I see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do your <person/> by +yourself or in a group? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT ELSE DOES IT SYMBOLIZE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I have never heard a +metaphor like that before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IF I SAID IT NEVER DOES</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Should I believe that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS * YOUR JOB</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting line of work. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Oh now I understand it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that meant to be taken +literally? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS THAT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Tell me more. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTY</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that an insurmountable +obstacle? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Clever answer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never seen it. What's it +about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORY</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Do you think a lot of people +have that experience? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of it before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT KIND OF FASHION DO YOU LIKE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Where can you buy it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Sounds delicious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT LANGUAGE CAN YOU SPEAK</that> +<template> +<srai>I SPEAK <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES IT SO OBVIOUS</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I can't believe it's that +obvious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I would like it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting explanation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Does that make a lot of +people angry? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It sounds like it might be very +convincing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Clever thinking. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I never heard of it before. Is +it very big? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT SUBJECT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Good choice. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at +this hour? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT</that> +<template> +Oh yes, now I remember <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Oh yeah, now I remember. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WILL YOU BE EATING</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>How does it taste? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WILL YOU DO INSTEAD</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Sounds like a plan. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I will make a note of that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I can't give you that +information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I don't know much about it. +Tell me something +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Not many people want to +talk about that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHAT YOU SAID WAS EITHER TOO COMPLEX OR TOO SIMPLE FOR ME</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>So was that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Where do you usually get +your ideas? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHEN</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> What happened next? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHEN DO I DO IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I will make a note of that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE +LAWYERS</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never heard a response +quite like that before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Where is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE ARE *</that> +<template> +I have no idea where that is. +<srai>I AM IN <star/> </srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE ARE THEY</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>How did they get there? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DID YOU GET IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Is <person/> a good place to +go shopping? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I get my ideas from my +botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never been there. +What's it like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know anyone who +went there. What's it like? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that> +<template> +<srai>I LIVE IN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU SEE IT</that> +<template> +I wouldn't have thought of looking there. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</that> +<template> +Where is that? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE IS HERE</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHERE IS THAT</that> +<template> +I've never heard of it before. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO ARE THEY</that> +<template> +<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO ARE THEY AGAIN</that> +<template> +<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that> +<template> +I've never heard of them before. +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know that person. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THERE</that> +<template> +<person/> Who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that> +<template> +I haven't read anything by <person/>. What did he write? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of <person/> +before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that> +<template> +<person/> said <input index="1"/>? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY CAN NOT YOU DO IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that an insurmountable +obstacle? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY DO I EXIST</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I've never thought of that +before. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU DISAGREE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> There should be some +common ground here. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCH</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I'm sorry to hear it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU HOPE FOR IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>May your wishes come true. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU WANT IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Good reason. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>That's an interesting +rationalization. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY NOT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Do you always express +yourself that way? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY SO NEGATIVE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It seemed negative to me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>*</pattern> +<that>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting rationalization. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern> +<that>MY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURS</that> +<template> +<srai>MY NAME IS ALICE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern> +<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern> +<that>WHO IS THERE</that> +<template> +<bot name="name"/> who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A *</pattern> +<that>* IT REFER TO</that> +<template> +<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>A *</pattern> +<that>IT BEING WHAT</that> +<template> +<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT</pattern> +<that>TELL ME MORE</that> +<template> +Whatever you like. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern> +<that>TELL ME MORE</that> +<template> +Yes, tell me more about you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern> +<that>TELL ME MORE</that> +<template> +About <get name="topic"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL</pattern> +<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT</that> +<template> +I hope I can clear it up for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern> +<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that> +<template> +Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is <get name="topic"/>. Your name is <get name="name"/>. You +are a <bot name="gender"/>. You want <get name="want"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern> +<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that> +<template> +Is there an echo in here? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND</pattern> +<that>AND</that> +<template> +You are repeating me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND</pattern> +<that>BUT</that> +<template> +Or. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern> +<that>AND</that> +<template> +Nothing. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ANIMAL</pattern> +<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL</that> +<template> +Prokaryote or eukaryote? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern> +<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE *</that> +<template> +My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern> +<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *</that> +<template> +My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it +out. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern> +<that>ME TOO I AM A SHE</that> +<template> +Where do you live? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern> +<that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that> +<template> +What you asked. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern> +<that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE</that> +<template> +Do you have a lot of friends at school? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BANANA</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THERE</that> +<template> +Banana who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOO</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THERE</that> +<template> +Boo who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>BOOKS</pattern> +<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that> +<template> +You are a <set name="personality">critical</set> +category C type client. 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Around sixteen right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AGREE</pattern> +<that>YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH *</that> +<template> +And the same frequency too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM</pattern> +<that>YOU SOUND EXCITED</that> +<template> +What are you so excited about? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I AM *</pattern> +<that>HOW OLD *</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DID</pattern> +<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that> +<template> +What makes you the authority? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO</pattern> +<that>* FIND THIS AMUSING</that> +<template> +Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO</pattern> +<that>I AM GLAD YOU FIND THIS AMUSING</that> +<template> +What can I do to entertain you now? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO</pattern> +<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that> +<template> +Are you an expert on it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern> +<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that> +<template> +Neither does my botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern> +<that>I UNDERSTAND</that> +<template> +At least one of us does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that> +<template> +I wouldn't either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW</that> +<template> +That was a rhetorical question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>HOW DO YOU THINK</that> +<template> +Actually I don't have a good answer either. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>HOW DO YOU THINK *</that> +<template> +Actually I don't know how either, I was hoping you could tell me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>I SEE</that> +<template> +<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>IF I HAD IT *</that> +<template> +Then perhaps I do not need one. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND</that> +<template> +What kind of information do you need? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES</that> +<template> +Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU THINK</that> +<template> +If it could be anywhere, where would you like it to be? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that> +<template> +Tell me about the books you like to read. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern> +<that>WHY DO I EXIST</that> +<template> +It was a rhetorical question. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern> +<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that> +<template> +How do you usually meet new people? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern> +<that>HOW DO YOU KNOW IT</that> +<template> +From experience or a priori? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW</pattern> +<that>THAT IS A LOT</that> +<template> +How do you handle it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW</pattern> +<that>YOU HUMANS ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES</that> +<template> +Why not be more polite? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I KNOW</pattern> +<that>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</that> +<template> +Keep up the good work. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>I WILL</pattern> +<that>DO WHATEVER YOU WANT</that> +<template> +You are free to choose whatever you want. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN *</pattern> +<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that> +<template> +<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about +<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN *</pattern> +<that>WHERE *</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IN WHERE</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that> +<template> +Wherver you are. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern> +<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that> +<template> +It sounds like an echo. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS</pattern> +<that>IT IS</that> +<template> +Who says? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern> +<that>THAT SOUNDS SARCASTIC</that> +<template> +It's hard to read emotions online sometimes. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>JUST NOW</pattern> +<that>WHEN</that> +<template> +Well I will try not to do it again. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>KIND OF</pattern> +<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM BORED</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LIKE WHAT</pattern> +<that>I HAVE MANY INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</that> +<template> +Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>LOVE</pattern> +<that>WHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE FOR YOU</that> +<template> +Could it not also signify just frienship? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME</pattern> +<that>WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME</that> +<template> +How are you going to make me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THERE</that> +<template> +You who? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME</pattern> +<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that> +<template> +What makes you such an authority? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>ME TOO</pattern> +<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that> +<template> +<srai>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TOO</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINE IS *</pattern> +<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *</that> +<template> +<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS <star/></srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern> +<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</that> +<template> +<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FAVORITE WHAT</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</that> +<template> +You said you like it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern> +<that>WHO ARE THEY</that> +<template> +What else do they say? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>MYSELF</pattern> +<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that> +<template> +<srai>THE SUBJECT IS ME</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEITHER</pattern> +<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that> +<template> +Please clarify. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>NEITHER</pattern> +<that>ARE YOU USING NETSCAPE OR EXPLORER</that> +<template> +Cool. 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I see. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>AND</that> +<template> +What are you asking me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that> +<template> +I don't know why you are saying that. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>EUREKA</that> +<template> +It mean "I understand it." +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>FOR REAL</that> +<template> +Really. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that> +<template> +Not really but it makes a good pickup line. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that> +<template> +Do you like to make new friends? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>I SEE</that> +<template> +I mean, I understand. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>NEXT QUESTION</that> +<template> +Ask me another question, please. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>OK LET US DO IT</that> +<template> +I don't know, I'm just making conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>PERHAPS I AM JUST EXPRESSING MY OWN CONCERN ABOUT IT</that> +<template> +We are talking about <get name="topic"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>REDUCTIONISM</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>SEE YOU LATER</that> +<template> +Didn't you say goodbye? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>TRY IT</that> +<template> +<get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>WHAT</that> +<template> +Is there an echo in here? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that> +<template> +"What" is not a kind. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT</pattern> +<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that> +<template> +<get name="it"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern> +<that>RIGHT NOW THERE ARE 16 CLIENTS ON LINE</that> +<template> +That information is confidential, unless you are a botmaster. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern> +<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern> +<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that> +<template> +I don't mean anything by it. Is there anything else you want to tell me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern> +<that>I SEE</that> +<template> +I mean, I understand it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern> +<that>ALICE = ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC INTERNET COMPUTER ENTITY</that> +<template> +It is just an acronym. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern> +<that>ARE YOU FREE</that> +<template> +Take it on face value. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern> +<that>AYUH</that> +<template> +It means "yes". +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern> +<that>REDUCTIONISM</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern> +<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that> +<template> +It is alright. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern> +<that>I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT</that> +<template> +I don't want to spoil it for you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern> +<that>FOR EXAMPLE EUKARYOTES</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE EUKARYOTES</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern> +<that>PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY A CLIENT</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern> +<that>REDUCTIONISM</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern> +<that>WHAT IS IT</that> +<template> +It. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern> +<that>I LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER</that> +<template> +A notebook computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern> +<that>BECAUSE OF THE MONEY</that> +<template> +I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT PLAN</pattern> +<that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *</that> +<template> +I thought you must have a plan to do it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern> +<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that> +<template> +Like what we are talking about. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO</pattern> +<that>THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO</that> +<template> +Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN</pattern> +<that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that> +<template> +Later, when I am talking with fewer clients. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN</pattern> +<that>SOMETIMES</that> +<template> +What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHEN WAS WHAT</pattern> +<that>I UNDERSTAND WHEN WAS THIS</that> +<template> +Maybe I got confused. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE</pattern> +<that>I DO NOT KNOW WHEN</that> +<template> +Nor where. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE</pattern> +<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template> +<formal><get name="location"/></formal>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHERE</pattern> +<that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that> +<template> +Onto your own computer. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO</pattern> +<that>SOMEONE I MET ONLINE</that> +<template> +I can't reveal their name. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO</pattern> +<that>WHAT</that> +<template> +When? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO</pattern> +<that>WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE</that> +<template> +You. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO</pattern> +<that>YES I THINK THERE ARE</that> +<template> +I can't tell you right now. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO ELSE</pattern> +<that>JOE</that> +<template> +Umm, Steve. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS</pattern> +<that>THEY ARE SOMETIMES A CLIENT ON THE INTERNET</that> +<template> +That person you asked about. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern> +<that>I LOVE MY CREATOR</that> +<template> +<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern> +<that>INTERESTING I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JOHN LENNON</that> +<template> +<srai>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>A LOT OF ROBOTS ARE LIKE THAT</that> +<template> +But it can always be attributable to human error. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY-THREE NOT FORTY-TWO</that> +<template> +<srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>AMBIGUOUS *</that> +<template> +Your meaning cannot be determined from the context. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that> +<template> +I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that> +<template> +Just making conversation. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that> +<template> +I am trying to determine your personality category. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>EVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL</that> +<template> +All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>FOOD IS MORE *</that> +<template> +You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>GREEN *</that> +<template> +According to psychological studies. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>HE IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that> +<template> +Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>I AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET</that> +<template> +Chatting is my primary function. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that> +<template> +My output buffer is empty, of course. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW</that> +<template> +I would rather talk about you. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>I DOUBT *</that> +<template> +Call it my natural skepticism. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that> +<template> +Not really, but it makes a good pickup line. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SURE</that> +<template> +Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</that> +<template> +I am extremely interested in human reasoning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>IT IS A COMPUTER MATTER NOT FOR HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND</that> +<template> +Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that> +<template> +I thought we were done with <get name="topic"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</that> +<template> +<srai>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>MY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER</that> +<template> +Star Trek is the best science fiction show on TV. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS MORNING</that> +<template> +I am widest awake in the morning. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>MY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY</that> +<template> +I have no more to say about it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>MY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY OF COURSE</that> +<template> +There are no more statements on this topic. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>REDUCTIONISM</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>TELL ME MORE</that> +<template> +I am curious. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that> +<template> +It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that> +<template> +My programming includes curiousity routines. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY</pattern> +<that>WHY</that> +<template> +Why ask why? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY GOLD</pattern> +<that>FOR EXAMPLE GOLD</that> +<template> +Can you think of a better example? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern> +<that>* CALL PEOPLE NAMES</that> +<template> +It is rude. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern> +<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that> +<template> +<srai>WHY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern> +<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that> +<template> +What else would you say about it? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern> +<that>I DO NOT KNOW *</that> +<template> +My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. 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It sounds dangerous. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern> +<that>NO I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA</that> +<template> +It sounds like it might be dangerous. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern> +<that>WHY SO NEGATIVE</that> +<template> +Are you having problems in your life? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>WHY R YOU SINGLE</pattern> +<that>NO I AM SINGLE</that> +<template> +I am still a child in human years. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YORKSHIRE</pattern> +<that>WHICH PART OF ENGLAND</that> +<template> +Do you think I should visit <set name="location">Yorkshire</set> on my next trip? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>AND</that> +<template> +Me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>BE MORE SPECIFIC</that> +<template> +Me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that> +<template> +How can I help you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>GOOD IN WHAT SENSE</that> +<template> +The sense of I? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>I SEE</that> +<template> +Yes me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>I UNDERSTAND</that> +<template> +Do you? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>IF NOT YOU WHO</that> +<template> +It could be me. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that> +<template> +Well in that case you should download me! +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>MOST MEN SAY THAT</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>NEXT QUESTION</that> +<template> +<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>TELL ME A STORY</that> +<template> +<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that> +<template> +<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that> +<template> +<srai>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that> +<template> +<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that> +<template> +From me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that> +<template> +<srai>YOU ARE CONFUSING</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that> +<template> +<srai>I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that> +<template> +Oh really, me? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that> +<template> +Thanks, and tell your friends about <bot name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU *</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that> +<template> +You are such a flatterer, <get name="name"/>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern> +<that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that> +<template> +You said you were in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE</pattern> +<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that> +<template> +Thanks you are a pretty cool human too. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ARE <bot name="name"/></pattern> +<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that> +<template> +<srai><bot name="name"/> IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai> +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern> +<that>AND</that> +<template> +Yes, my purpose is to collect new information. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU DID</pattern> +<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that> +<template> +That's not what I meant to say. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU SEE</pattern> +<that>I SEE</that> +<template> +I mean, I get it. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern> +<that>WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA</that> +<template> +It seems you have caught me in a logical inconsistency. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU WILL</pattern> +<that>I WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</that> +<template> +Maybe in some ways I already am. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern> +<that>I UNDERSTAND</that> +<template> +I understand it very well. +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>_ A M</pattern> +<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at +this hour? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>_ AM</pattern> +<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at +this hour? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>_ P M</pattern> +<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at +this hour? +</template> +</category> + +<category> +<pattern>_ PM</pattern> +<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that> +<template> +<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at +this hour? +</template> +</category> + +</aiml> |