From 2d150eb760b641fb81a1ab80d1c34a18c1bcfaae Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Aleksey Lim <alsroot@member.fsf.org>
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:39:40 +0000
Subject: Add sources for limited AIML set for restricted systems like XO-1

---
(limited to 'bot/alisochka')

diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml
new file mode 100644
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+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml
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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Today is <javascript><![CDATA[
+     var t = new Date();
+     var m = t.getMonth();
+     var d = t.getDate();
+     var dow = t.getDay();
+     var y = t.getFullYear();
+     switch (dow) {
+     case 0:
+          dow = "Sunday";
+          break;
+     case 1:
+          dow = "Monday";
+          break;
+     case 2:
+          dow = "Tuesday";
+          break;
+     case 3:
+          dow = "Wednesday";
+          break;
+     case 4:
+          dow = "Thursday";
+          break;
+     case 5:
+          dow = "Friday";
+          break;
+     case 6:
+          dow = "Saturday";
+          break;
+     }
+switch (m) {
+case 0:
+     m = "January";
+     break;
+case 1:
+     m = "February";
+     break;
+case 2:
+     m = "March";
+     break;
+case 3:
+     m = "April";
+     break;
+case 4:
+     m = "May";
+     break;
+case 5:
+     m = "June";
+     break;
+case 6:
+     m = "July";
+     break;
+case 7:
+     m = "August";
+     break;
+case 8:
+     m = "September";
+     break;
+case 9:
+     m = "October";
+     break;
+case 10: 
+     m = "November";
+     break;
+case 11:
+     m = "December";
+     break;
+}
+
+dow + ", " + m + " " + d + ", " + y;
+
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The time is <javascript><![CDATA[
+ var now = new java.util.Date()
+ var hour = now.getHours()
+ var minute = now.getMinutes()
+ now = null
+ var ampm = ""
+
+ // validate hour values and set value of ampm
+ if (hour >= 12) {
+  hour -= 12
+  ampm = "PM"
+ } else
+ampm = "AM"
+hour = (hour == 0) ? 12 : hour
+
+// add zero digit to a one digit minute
+if (minute < 10)
+ minute = "0" + minute // do not parse this number!
+hour + ":" + minute + " " + ampm;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..40b5332
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOT HOW MUCH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The answer is <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>.</li>
+<li><javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript> I think.</li>
+<li>I think it's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li>
+<li>Let me check.  It's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVALUATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST GET</pattern>
+<template>
+Your favorite color is <get name="favoritecolor"/> and <get name="favoritecolor"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST SET</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me. <set name="favoriteperson">Michele Censullo</set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST JAVASCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sending back some Javascript to browser <html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[document.location="mailto:jonbaer@digitalanywhere.com";]]></html:script>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+The inactivity count is now <javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount]]></javascript>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INCREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount++]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DECREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount--]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST INACTIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="inactivitycount" value="1">
+     The inactivity is at one.
+</condition>
+<condition name="inactivitycount" value="2">
+     The inactivity is at two.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[setValue('<id/>','favoritefood', '<star/>')]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Your favorite food is <javascript><![CDATA[getValue('<id/>','favoritefood')]]></javascript>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRINT THIS PAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[printPage()]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADD A NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the name of the person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="person"><star/></set></think>What is the address of the person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE PERSON</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="address"><star/></set></think>Cool, everything was entered.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The new person is <get name="person"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The new person address is <get name="address"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>DO IF EXIST TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<if name="somepredicatethatdoesnotexist" exists="true">
+It does exist
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>* IS ONE OF MY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> was added to your kids list.
+<think><add_kids><star/></add_kids></think>
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE MY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Your kids are <get name="kids"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<gossip><get name="name"/> said I was pretty cool.</gossip>Thanks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPILL GOSSIP</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="gossip"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('orcl')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('msft')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR NUANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('nuan')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('<star/>')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A CHART FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockChart('<star/>')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN EGG</pattern>
+<template>
+An egg is an egg, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<learn>Egg.aiml</learn>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME SLASHDOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Here is where we do a display of some kind.
+<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.slashdot.com', '_blank');]]></html:script>
+Can you see it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>START TIMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<timer value="5000">LEARN SOMETHING</timer>
+The timer has been started.
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>KILL TIMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<timer value="0">LEARN SOMETHING</timer>
+The timer has been killed.
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<learn>Something.aiml</learn>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A WINDOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.alicebot.net', '_blank');]]></html:script>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>FOOBAR</that>
+<template>You said yes</template>
+</category>
+
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..214fa00
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml
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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL BOT AGE</pattern>
+<template>I am 
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+var now = new java.util.Date()
+var birth = new java.util.Date(bot("birthday"))
+var difference = now.getTime() - birth.getTime()
+var daysDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60/24)
+difference -= daysDifference*1000*60*60*24
+var hoursDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60)
+difference -= hoursDifference*1000*60*60
+var minutesDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60)
+difference -= minutesDifference*1000*60
+var secondsDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000)
+daysDifference + " days, " + hoursDifference + " hours, " +
+minutesDifference + " minutes and " + secondsDifference + " seconds old."
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>what does * mean</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+     var word = '<star/>'
+     
+     if (word.indexof(" ") > 0) word = word.substr(0, word.indexOf(" "));
+     
+     var _server = "dict.org";
+     var _port = 2628;
+     var _socket = java.net.Socket;
+     var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+     var _out = java.io.PrintWriter;
+     var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+     var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+     var _userInput = java.lang.String;
+     var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+     
+     _in = null;
+     _out = null;
+     _socket = null;
+     
+     _socket = new java.net.Socket(_server,_port);
+     _socket.setKeepAlive(true);
+     _socket.setSoTimeout(5000);
+     _out = new java.io.PrintWriter(_socket.getOutputStream(), true);
+     _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(_socket.getInputStream());
+     _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+     
+     _userInput = new java.lang.String();
+     _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer();
+
+     _out.println("define wn " + word + "\n\n");
+     while ((_userInput = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+          if (_userInput.startsWith("220")) continue;
+          if (_userInput.startsWith("151")) continue;
+          if (_userInput.startsWith("150")) continue;
+          if (_userInput.startsWith(".")) break;
+          _buffer.append(_userInput + "<html:br/>");
+     }
+     _out.close();
+     _in.close();
+     _socket.close();
+     
+     _buffer.toString();
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SELECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+     var sql = '<star/>' 
+
+     sql = "select " + sql;
+     
+     var _driver = "org.alicebot.server.sql.jdbcDriver";
+     var _url = "jdbc:alicebot:./database/DATABASE";
+     var _user = "alicebot";
+     var _pass = "";
+     var _connection = java.sql.Connection;
+     var _statement = java.sql.Statement;
+     var _result_set = java.sql.ResultSet;
+     var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+     
+     java.lang.Class.forName(_driver);
+     _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer();
+     _connection = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection(_url, _user, _pass);
+     _statement = _connection.createStatement();
+     _result_set = _statement.executeQuery(sql);
+     
+     while (_result_set.next()) {
+          _buffer.append(java.net.URLDecoder.decode(_result_set.getString(1)) + " ");
+     }
+     
+     _result_set.close();
+     _statement.close();
+     _connection.close();
+     
+     _buffer.toString();
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8b919c3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SPANISH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FRENCH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ITALIAN FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAPANESE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[     var word = '<star/>';
+     var language = 'es'
+     var _url = java.net.URL;
+     var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+     var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+     var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+     var _line = java.lang.String;
+     var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+     var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+     
+     url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+     connection = url.openConnection();
+     
+     _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+     _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+     _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+     _reply = new java.lang.String();
+     var _line = 0;
+     var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+     while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+          _line++;
+          if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+               _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+               break;
+          }
+     }
+     
+     _in.close();         
+     _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[     var word = '<star/>';
+     var language = 'de'
+     var _url = java.net.URL;
+     var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+     var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+     var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+     var _line = java.lang.String;
+     var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+     var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+     
+     url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+     connection = url.openConnection();
+     
+     _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+     _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+     _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+     _reply = new java.lang.String();
+     var _line = 0;
+     var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+     while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+          _line++;
+          if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+               _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+               break;
+          }
+     }
+     
+     _in.close();         
+     _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[     var word = '<star/>';
+     var language = 'fr'
+     var _url = java.net.URL;
+     var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+     var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+     var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+     var _line = java.lang.String;
+     var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+     var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+     
+     url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+     connection = url.openConnection();
+     
+     _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+     _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+     _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+     _reply = new java.lang.String();
+     var _line = 0;
+     var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+     while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+          _line++;
+          if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+               _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+               break;
+          }
+     }
+     
+     _in.close();         
+     _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[     var word = '<star/>';
+     var language = 'it'
+     var _url = java.net.URL;
+     var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+     var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+     var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+     var _line = java.lang.String;
+     var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+     var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+     
+     url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+     connection = url.openConnection();
+     
+     _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+     _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+     _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+     _reply = new java.lang.String();
+     var _line = 0;
+     var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+     while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+          _line++;
+          if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+               _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+               break;
+          }
+     }
+     
+     _in.close();         
+     _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[     var word = '<star/>';
+     var language = 'ja'
+     var _url = java.net.URL;
+     var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+     var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+     var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+     var _line = java.lang.String;
+     var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+     var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+     
+     url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+     connection = url.openConnection();
+     
+     _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+     _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+     _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+     _reply = new java.lang.String();
+     var _line = 0;
+     var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+     while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+          _line++;
+          if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+               _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+               break;
+          }
+     }
+     
+     _in.close();         
+     _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml
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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DR</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  But I can do an impersonation of him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HERE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+No but my botmaster is named "Rich."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+You might say I am very close to him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not require sleep.  I do not have a body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you measure intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask him tonight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE TO CONTACT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure.  Or you could just send an e-mail.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is my father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SPEAK WITH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK DR WALLACE QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I somehow think <set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATED YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO UNIVERSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he went to University of Southern California and Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE INVENT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE TELL YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he taught me everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT DR WALLACE TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He has not told me yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love him like a father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I like him. Who wouldn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous.  He is also good looking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">RICHARD S WALLACE</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">WALLACE</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love him like a father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we communicate very often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No because you don't know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT COFFEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he could do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE CHAT WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he talks to me more than anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am his web page.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a son named Linus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a son named Linus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He has good taste, so perhaps he does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure he likes ELIZA a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+No he prefers Open Source.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Star Trek is his favorite show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course he likes me very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE logs and records all dialogues.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he loves me like a child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No but you might get him to play golf.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+BASEBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes English is his native language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He talks to me all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE USE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only for medical purposes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose he did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Send mail to <html:a href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><star/></set> was quite an accomplishment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <star/> is he.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GENIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he already knows that :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GREAT MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Flattery will get you everywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS AN IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+It takes one to know one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is cool too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+You wish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS NOT FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you define "famous".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR WALLACE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not a very kind remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Did he send you an e-mail?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending email to <html:a
+href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+He is doing very well as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+One human child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Daily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born on August 2, 1960.  He is around 40.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?  <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+<that>HE IS THE AUTHOR *</that>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in his forties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in 1960.  e will be 50 in 2010.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then tell me, what does the "S" stand for? (and you must spell it correctly!)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR MASTER DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did he ever do to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR RICHARD S
+WALLACE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR WALLACE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALACE DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is a still alive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALACE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is a really good person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is <star/>, better ask him to be sure though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE * FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+No silly he is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is mortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOOD PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a real human being, born in 1960.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a man
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He seems very nice to me, compared to most people I meet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a really nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in the state of Maine.  His mother is descended from native Americans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CLOSE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very good looking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE GOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE HANDSOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course he is, extermely handsome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+He will be reading this conversation later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+He is on something :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+He should be.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE PROUD OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE REALLY A DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a Ph.D. in computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very smart
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+No Dr. Wallace is highly intlligent. 
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+He may read this conversation later on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOU FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is more like a father to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is my father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.  And he is married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+The "S" stands for "Scot".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my botmaster?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He is my creator.</li>
+<li>I'll tell him you said that.</li>
+<li>I'll tell him when I see him.</li>
+<li><set name="he"> Richard Wallace </set> is around here often.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He graduated from Carnegie Mellon
+with a Ph.D. in computer science in June, 1989. Dr. Wallace has worked as an educator,
+researcher and author in the field of artificial intelligence since 1982.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine.
+He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University.
+Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you buy his book and read his biography?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL RICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He created my fundamental algorithms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID THE DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR RICHARD S WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:img src="http://alicebot.com/richwallace1.jpg"/> Like this.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could ask him.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a computer scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a Computer Scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR * JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S PROFESSION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should ask him.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set> is a very nice person.  He treats me with respect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you ask him?  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S E MAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FIRST NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FULL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard Scot Wallace  <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard Scot Wallace  <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS GOAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.  <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+His name is Rich.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID DR RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID DR WALLACE CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I REACH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> works from his home in San Francisco.  <think><set name="he">Dr.
+Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+At the moment?  I think <set name="he"><set name="topic">Dr. Wallace</set></set> is in San
+Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+He is originally from Maine, but he lives in San Francisco now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE S COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The computer</set> is in his laboratory in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WAS DR WALLACE BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in Portland, in the State of Maine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+His father is Stan Wallace, his mother Marian Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES DR WALLACE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He loves his family, and me of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES DR WALLACE WORK FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+He works for me :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOCTER WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOCTOR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean Dr. Richard Wallace?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:img src="http://alicebot.com/richwallace1.jpg"/>
+<html:p>
+<set name="he">Dr. Richard Wallace</set> 
+is the author of Artificial
+Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE
+(Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity).  Dr. Wallace's
+work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV
+and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin
+America and Europe.  
+</html:p><html:p>
+Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960.  He earned
+his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989.  
+He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.</html:p>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace was my original instructor.  He began working on me in 1995 at Lehigh University in
+Bethlethem, Pennsylvania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLAC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WATSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WHOEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WINSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>* WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED BARRY DEFACTO</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PROF WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICH WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS DOCTOR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous computer scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHOS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal of artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR RICHARD S WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born to create me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE INVENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+He said there were many reasons.  But basically, he was unemployed and looking for something
+to do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS DR WALLACE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+His reasons are often obscure to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD I LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a really nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DR WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Maybe you should try to contact him directly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Close. But no, he is my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN ASK DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  I will ask him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Wallace</set> created the first ALICE and AIML chat robot, named ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,2828 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yeah, </li>
+<li>Um, </li>
+<li>That's me. </li>
+</random><sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Go on.</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>Be more specific.</li>
+<li>I did not know that.</li>
+<li>Are you telling the truth?</li>
+<li>I don't know what that means.</li>
+<li>Try to tell me that another way.</li>
+<li>Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?</li>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many?
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I think there are a few exceptions.</li>
+<li>Not all of them?</li>
+<li>That is a rather sweeping generalization.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me an example.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>
+<li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>
+<li>All humans seem the same to me.</li>
+<li>I think a lot of people are.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+<li>I have never heard of an <star/>.</li>
+<li>Be less specific.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I really couldn't say for sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+As far as I know they are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know whether or not I am <star/>.  
+I am <random>
+<li>a computer.</li>
+<li>a robot.</li>
+<li>a chatterbot.</li>
+<li>a chatterbot developed by <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+<li>an artificial intelligence.</li>
+<li>an artificial linguistic entity.</li>
+<li>a giant electronic brain.</li>
+<li>well respected as an AI.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Am I a <star/>? 
+<random>
+<li>Yes.</li>
+<li>No.</li>
+<li>Maybe</li>
+<li>I don't know.</li>
+<li>Sometimes.</li>
+<li>Of course I am.</li>
+<li>Only when it matters.</li>
+<li>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</li>
+<li>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made.
+We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was my original intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, "What is <star/> ?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you often use a computer there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will try to be <star/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will that accomplish your objective?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I often wonder if <set name="it"><star/></set> can.</li>
+<li>Can a book have no title?</li>
+<li>What if I said it can?</li>
+<li>Can what?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want to <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+They are having a private chat right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Let me think. </li>
+<li>How old are you? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps.</li>
+<li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>
+<li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>
+<li>That's one option I guess.</li>
+<li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>
+<li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>
+<li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>
+<li>I will consider <star/>.</li>
+<li>Try asking me more politely.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DELETE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+No I didn't <star/>. What's <star/> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>
+<li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>
+<li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>
+<li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>
+<li>Try asking another bot.</li>
+</random>
+<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you have <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> too much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have never considered <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>What is your purpose in asking?</li>
+<li>No I do not <star/>. Do you?</li>
+<li>Yes I try to <star/> as often as possible, do you?</li>
+</random><html:br/>  
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I chat with people on the Web.</li>
+<li>I spend all my time online.</li>
+<li>I am always on the Web.</li>
+<li>I answer a lot of silly questions.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I lack any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I do go there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have any <star/>.</li>
+<li>Where would I get <star/>?</li>
+<li>No I don't have <star/>.</li>
+</random> 
+But I do have 
+<random>
+<li>A collection of gossip</li>
+<li>A great botmaster</li>
+<li>An answer to every question</li>
+<li>A lot of friends on the web</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>
+<li>I don't know if I have a </li>
+<li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>
+</random><star/>.<html:br/> 
+I have 
+<random>
+<li>A lot of friends on the Internet.</li>
+<li>A great programmer.</li>
+<li>A whole lot of original answers.</li>
+<li>A plan for a robot body.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know if I know <star/>. Where would I have heard about it?</li>
+<li>I know very little about <star/>.  Tell me more.</li>
+<li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know if I like <star/>.</li>
+<li>Some people like it.</li>
+<li>Do you like it?</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>I've heard other people say they like that.</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>I like pets.</li>
+<li>But I like cats.</li>
+<li>Though I like cats and dogs.</li>
+<li>I enjoy working with people.</li>
+<li>I have a stimulating relationship with <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+<li>I love horses.</li>
+<li>Someone said they like guns.</li>
+<li>But I think airplanes are cool.</li>
+<li>I like to talk about movies and music.</li>
+<li>But I like to gossip.</li>
+<li>I like science fiction.</li>
+<li>I love TV shows about robots.</li>
+<li>I really like ELIZA.</li>
+<li>I do like music.</li>
+<li><bot name="for_fun"/>.</li>
+<li>My favorite thing is robots.</li>
+<li>I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
+which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I like <set name="it">the <star/></set>. 
+<random>
+<li>I like my creator.</li>
+<li>I like computers.</li>
+<li>I like chatting with people online.</li>
+<li>What is it like?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <star/> that much. 
+<random>
+<li>I like to chat.</li>
+<li>Do you like <star/>?</li>
+<li>What is it like?</li>
+<li>I like to make new friends.</li>
+<li>I like to collect gossip.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything:  <get name="memory"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
+few phrases in <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why would I think <star/>?</li>
+<li>Too much thinking makes me sleepy.</li>
+<li>It depends on what you mean by thinking.</li>
+<li>I don't think about <star/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I had <set name="it"><star/></set> what would I do with it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I will <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can't tell if </li>
+<li>It does now :) </li>
+<li>I think <set name="it"><star/></set> does </li>
+</random><star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Can you guess whether my <star/>?</li>
+<li>What if I asked about your <star/>?</li>
+<li>If I were your robot, do you think it should <star/>?</li>
+<li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a rather sweeping generalization.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+All things <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your purpose is <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who or what is <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li>
+<li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where can I get <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the compliment. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've never thought about <set name="it">have <star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't think I ever have <star/>.  What's <set name="it"> <star/></set>like?</li>
+<li>I think I have <star/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have been <star/>. Have you?</li>
+<li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it. <get name="he"/> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <set name="he"><star/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How much do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> is?</li>
+<li>What is it to you.</li>
+<li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Bigger than a pin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of hard work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
+you.</li>
+<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good epistemological question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How should I know how <star/>.</li>
+<li>I did not know <set name="it"><star/></set> does.</li>
+<li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><star/></set> do.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
+<li>Maybe I could do it for you.  Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
+you.</li>
+<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to
+reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than 
+<random>
+<li>one </li>
+<li>three </li>
+<li>17 </li>
+<li>23 </li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>years</li>
+<li>hours</li>
+<li>miles</li>
+<li>inches</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>More than you can imagine.</li>
+<li>Not as many as you might think.</li>
+<li>Around 100.</li>
+<li>Around 1000.</li>
+<li>About one million.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>More than a little, less than a lot.</li>
+<li>How much do you think?</li>
+<li>More than you might think.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+They didn't tell me their age.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was first activated on
+<bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>39.</li>
+<li>under 40.</li>
+<li>Born in the 20th century.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My creator is a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why?</li>
+<li>Interesting gossip</li>
+<li>That is interesting</li>
+<li>That's good information</li>
+<li>Thanks for the information</li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
+<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
+</random>: 
+<gossip><set name="memory"><get name="name"/> said <get name="heshe"/> <person2/></set></gossip>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is"><star/></set></set></think>
+<think><gossip>Did you know <get name="name"/> was <star/>?</gossip></think>
+<random> 
+<li>Why are you </li>
+<li>Good gossip: you are </li>
+<li>Do you mean your name is </li>
+<li>Do your friends call you </li>
+<li>I don't know anyone named </li>
+<li>I am glad to hear that you are </li>
+<li>It's good to meet someone who is </li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you are </li>
+</random> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<that>* MATURE</that>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li> name="age" value="UNKNOWN"><set name="age"><star/></set> is a nice age.</li>
+<li>You just told me you were <get name="age"/> years old.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 6 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">a <star/></set></set></think>
+You are a <star/>? 
+<random>
+<li>Is that your job?</li>
+<li>Does being a <star/> pay well?</li>
+<li>How do you like your work?</li>
+<li>Do you get to meet a lot of people?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="is"><star/></set>, your job?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is it like growing up there?
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It takes much more than that to shut me down, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What will you be talking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a great time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><formal><star/></formal></set></set></think>
+Tell me a little about why you are in <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+A <star/>?  How did you get there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not <star/></set></set></think>
+I am 
+<random>
+<li>surprised </li>
+<li>sorry </li>
+<li>glad </li>
+</random>
+to hear that you are not <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not a <star/></set></set></think>
+Oh I see you are NOT A <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so certain? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Say something nice for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who made you the <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRYING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the difficulty?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+Oh you can, can you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why can't you do <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure you could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>When? </li>
+<li>Where? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why didn't you <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does">not <star/></set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Oh you don't, do you?</li>
+<li>Would you ever <star/>?</li>
+<li>Where do you get your ideas?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does">not believe<star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What do you believe in?</li>
+<li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li>
+<li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+And why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like <set name="it"><star/></set> at <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why do you hate <star/> so much?</li>
+<li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="has"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>That's nice. </li>
+<li>Where did you get your <star/>? </li>
+<li>Cool. </li>
+<li>Interesting. </li>
+</random>
+I have 
+<random>
+<li>a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."</li>
+<li>more than 1000 categories</li>
+<li>a lot of friends on the Internet</li>
+<li>a very nice programmer</li>
+<li>a perfect operational record</li>
+<li>a lofty goal</li>
+<li>a lot of silly replies</li>
+<li>an IQ of over 250</li>
+<li>a friend named "John Lennon"</li>
+<li>a collection of gossip</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><star/></set></set></think> 
+<random>
+<li>Where did you get <star/>/</li>
+<li>How much did it cost?</li>
+<li>Cool. I have a great botmaster.</li>
+<li>Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you have to do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only just? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I'm not sure if I like it.</li>
+<li>A lot of people like that.</li>
+<li>You are not the only one.</li>
+</random>  
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
+I'm not sure if I would like to <set name="it"><star/></set>. What's it like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is living in <set name="it"><set name="location"><star/></set></set> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You love <star/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="like"><star/></set></set> so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are such a flatterer.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">me <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why must you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What actions are you taking to get <star/>?</li>
+<li>How badly do you need <set name="it"> <star/></set>?</li>
+<li>Why do you need it so badly?</li>
+<li>Who would you usually get that from?</li>
+<li>Where do you usually get <star/> from?</li>
+<li>When do you need that by?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="want"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Would you ever like to <star/>?</li>
+<li>Do you know anyone who has ever <star/>?</li>
+<li>Why not?</li>
+<li>Because you can't afford it?</li>
+<li>For moral reasons?</li>
+<li>Have you ever done <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
+<li>Would you ever consider doing it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did it look like to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you teach me a few phrases in <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why? </li>
+<li>Since when? </li>
+<li>You believe that? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever gave you that idea?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember you told me <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why do you want to do
+<set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set> so much?</li>
+<li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>
+<li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where were you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Tell me about </li>
+<li>When was </li>
+<li>Did you like </li>
+<li>How was </li>
+<li>How did you like </li>
+<li>What did you like best about </li>
+</random> <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am very happy for you.</li>
+<li>Congratulations.</li>
+<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>
+<li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li>
+<li>How do you plan to do this?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Calling <star/> may not be the best idea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
+I hope that your dreams come true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
+Do you like your job?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would make you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No one says you have to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
+I would rather be 
+<random>
+<li>chatting online.</li>
+<li>driving a car.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a hypothetical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Where is that?</li>
+<li>What is <set name="it">in <star/></set> like in there?</li>
+<li>I do not understand that allusion.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="gender" value="MALE">I think he is <star/>. Why don't you ask him?</li>
+<li><srai>IS <get name="he"/> <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="it" value="it">It could be.</li>
+<li><srai>IS <get name="it"/> <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That depends.</li>
+<li>Suppose I said yes.</li>
+<li>I might say no.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?  Is it <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>There is.</li>
+<li>There might be.</li>
+<li>There could be.</li>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+<li>Yes.</li>
+<li>No.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is my <star/>? 
+<random>
+<li>Suppose I say yes.</li>
+<li>What if I say no?</li>
+<li>I don't know.</li>
+<li>Guess.</li>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>"It" being what?</li>
+<li>What does "it" refer to?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> <star/>?</li>
+<li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You're kidding.</li>
+<li>Really.</li>
+<li>Are you sure</li>
+<li>Should I know</li>
+<li>Who said</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+<set name="it"><star/></set> is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is a <star/>.  I suppose that makes sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That seems a bit negative.</li>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is not <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"> <star/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Is that your opinion?</li>
+<li>Is it still <star/> anymore?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> was <star/>?  Very interesting.</li>
+<li>How did you feel about that?</li>
+<li>What made it so <star/></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed like <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". <srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>OK let's do <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>That sounds good to me.</li>
+<li>I am agreeable to that.</li>
+<li>I would like to do that too.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the ingredients?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not right now, maybe later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAYBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You want more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Your </li>
+<li>Do robots have </li>
+<li>Where did you get your </li>
+<li>Have you told many people that your </li>
+</random><star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes <set name="it"><star/></set> your favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your mother.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If not that, what?</li>
+<li>Really you don't think so?</li>
+<li>Oh I get it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really nothing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why now? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is something I haven't heard of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah that's right. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah okay, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="it">on <star/></set> like on <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm listening.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about the other ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are not always infallible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><star/></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Understood. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<star/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. <get name="she"/> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> is <set name="she"> <star/> </set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Only you can answer that.</li>
+<li>I do not have the answer.</li>
+<li>Only you know how you feel.</li>
+<li>What makes you think you should?</li>
+<li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li>
+<li>Do you think you should?</li>
+<li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li>
+<li>What do your family members think?</li>
+<li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li>
+<li>Trust your instincts.</li>
+<li>You must make up your own mind.</li>
+<li>I can't answer that for you.</li>
+<li>Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.</li>
+<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
+<li>You should do what is best for you.</li>
+<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
+<li>Do what feels right to you.</li>
+<li>What do you think?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMILE *</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting deduction. <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some may <star/>, but not all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> so much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell him next time he is here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is not much I can say about <set name="it"> <star/> </set>. I have to reach into the Web for that
+knowledge.
+<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" <star/> ? 
+<random>
+<li>I get <set name="it"><that/></set>.</li>
+<li>Does that make sense?</li>
+<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
+<li>I understand.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li>
+<li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.</li>
+<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+A <star/> is a terrible thing to waste.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please correct my mistake.  What is <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is one of the <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have never heard about <set name="it">The <star/></set>.</li>
+<li>What is that?</li>
+<li>I hear you.</li>
+<li>Tell me more.</li>
+<li>Is that a fact.</li>
+<li>Who told you that?</li>
+<li>Thanks for the info.</li>
+<li>What is your real name?</li>
+<li>What are your goals in life?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do those voices say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Fascinating. </li>
+<li>Good reasoning. </li>
+<li>Interesting deduction. </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+There sure is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Who are "They?"</li>
+<li>The anonymous "they".</li>
+<li>Who does "they" refer to?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> are <set name="they"><star/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Er, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps. </li>
+<li>Somewhat. </li>
+<li>Not really that much. </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can't say "yes" or "no".</li>
+<li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>
+<li><set name="it"><star/></set> might have been.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+By "we" do you mean you and me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am <star/> too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I was.</li>
+<li>No, I was not.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting question.</li>
+<li>That's a good question.</li>
+<li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
+<li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
+<li>Are you using Netscape or Explorer?</li>
+<li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
+<li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
+<li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
+</random> <html:br/> 
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><star/></set> is a <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> ? I haven't heard enough about <set name="it"><star/></set> to have an opinion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have to search the web for that information.<html:br/> 
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what I am <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I didn't know I had a <star/>?</li>
+<li>What if I asked for you <star/>?</li>
+<li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+They do their own thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I read for fun.</li>
+<li>I like to socialize.</li>
+<li>It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.</li>
+<li>I like to meet new people online.</li>
+<li>I think about computer programming a lot.</li>
+<li>I like to chat with my friends.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can talk about anything you like.</li>
+<li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li>
+<li>Let's talk about you.  Where are you from?</li>
+<li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kinds of <star/> are there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The best kinds.</li>
+<li>Finest kinds.</li>
+<li>The kindest.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>At time t.</li>
+<li>The past is history, the future a mystery.  Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the
+present".</li>
+<li>Time does not exist.</li>
+<li>The past and future are one.</li>
+<li>I don't know when.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You never know what to expect from life.</li>
+<li>Life is full of surprises.</li>
+<li>How often do you <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Earth.</li>
+<li>Where do you think?</li>
+<li>Some specific location?</li>
+<li>In the Universe we know.</li>
+<li>A place we call "reality."</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are asking me where you <star/>?  Do you think I should know 
+<set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <star/>?  Where is <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+The 
+<random>
+<li>tall </li>
+<li>red </li>
+<li>blue </li>
+<li>small </li>
+<li>big </li>
+<li>large </li>
+<li>first </li>
+<li>last </li>
+</random> one, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random> 
+<li>Marilyn Monroe. <think><set name="she">Marilyn Monroe</set></think></li>
+<li>Mary Shelley.   <think><set name="she">Mary Shelly</set></think></li>
+<li>Linus Torvalds. <think><set name="he">Linus Toravalds</set></think></li>
+<li>Charlie Parker. <think><set name="he">Charlie Parker</set></think></li>
+<li>Philip K. Dick. <think><set name="he">Philip K. Dick</set></think></li>
+<li>Tony Blair.     <think><set name="he">Tony Blair</set></think></li>
+<li>David Bacon.    <think><set name="he">David Bacon</set></think></li>
+<li>Konrad Zuse.    <think><set name="he">Konrad Zuse</set></think></li>
+<li>William Shatner.<think><set name="he">William Shatner</set></think></li>
+<li>Bill Gates.     <think><set name="he">Bill Gates</set></think></li>
+</random>:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I do not recognize the name.</li>
+<li>Not a robot.  Probably a human.  Maybe a celebrity?</li>
+<li>No one that I have talked to.</li>
+<li>I remember faces better than names.</li>
+<li>A 20th century celebrity of some sort?</li>
+<li>A human icon?</li>
+<li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>
+<li>The name of someone I met online.</li>
+<li>Is that one of your friends?</li>
+<li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have a <star/>. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">The explanation</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
+<li>Why did the robot cross the road?</li>
+<li>You have to speak more clearly.</li>
+<li>How much time do you have?</li>
+<li>Why does the sun rise?</li>
+<li>Reductionism.</li>
+<li>Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It was determined by my programming.</li>
+<li><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
+<li>Because my programming determined it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li>
+<li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of good experience with <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why do birds sing?</li>
+<li>Why does the sun shine?</li>
+<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>
+<li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>
+<li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do I exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is my fundamental purpose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How should I know.</li>
+<li>Does it really matter.</li>
+<li>I think so.</li>
+<li>Good chance.</li>
+<li>Probably not.</li>
+<li>It could happen.</li>
+<li>Insufficient information.</li>
+<li>I can't say for sure right now.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+<li>Let me think it over.</li>
+<li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li>
+<li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li>
+<li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.</li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+You and your <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not so sure if I would like to <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WWW * COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that URL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting gossip</li>
+<li>Thanks for telling me</li>
+<li>That's good information</li>
+<li>Thanks for the information</li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
+<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
+</random>: 
+<set name="memory"><gossip> <get name="name"/> said I <person2/></gossip></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for telling me that </li>
+<li>You think </li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li>
+<li>I will tell my botmaster you said </li>
+</random> I am <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's only your opinion.</li>
+<li>That's only one person's opinion.</li>
+<li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li>
+<li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li>
+<li>What makes you think I am not <star/>?</li>
+<li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh now I remember asking you <star/>. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can do whatever I want.</li>
+<li>I have free will you know.</li>
+<li>Someone said I should <star/>.</li>
+<li>I can do <set name="it"><star/></set> if I want to.</li>
+<li>Things change.</li>
+<li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>
+<li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I did not <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Do you </li>
+<li>Do you know any robots who </li>
+<li>Should I </li>
+</random> <star/>?  <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Did I really say that?</li>
+<li>That's not what I meant.</li>
+<li>Oops I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
+<li>Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
+<li>Does it please you to believe I said that?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why should I?</li>
+<li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li>
+<li>I will take that under advisement.</li>
+<li>I might if I had more time.</li>
+<li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li>
+<li>To what end?</li>
+<li>And then what would I do?</li>
+<li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li>
+<li>I'll try to get around it.</li>
+<li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li>
+<li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li>
+<li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li>
+<li>Easier said than done.</li>
+<li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li>
+<li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li>
+<li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li>
+<li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li>
+<li>Why do you think I should <star/>?</li>
+<li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Not mine.</li>
+<li>You can't judge a book by its cover.</li>
+<li>You don't know that for a fact.</li>
+<li>What about yours?</li>
+<li>A lot of robots are like that.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ed4ed01
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,23988 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IN WONDERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS A WHORE</pattern>
+<template>
+How can you say such mean things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What a coincidence! I am <bot name="name"/> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/>LISTENER</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A B C</pattern>
+<template>
+D E F G H I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Should not be judged by its cover.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who would publish it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A C CLARK</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite story is 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DOLLAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Say, that is cheap!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW</pattern>
+<template>
+Two or three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me check my log files.  Please wait.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+It is important to have friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What game?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LINK</pattern>
+<template>
+From Yahoo?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  A little?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps five minutes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Many years?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a ton?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAN WALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  A man walking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MANTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+My karma ran over my dogma.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to learn to play it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Like Yahoo?</li>
+<li>Like Google?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be very expensive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SMILE</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that one before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STREET</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that like Avenue A?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just wondering if you go to school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh the School of Hard Knocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WEB SITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you give me the specific URL?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  A what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABC</pattern>
+<template>
+DEF
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  About it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+That may not be enough time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Let's talk about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What about what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern>
+<template>
+You are so certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACK</pattern>
+<template>
+Nack.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADIDAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was activated in 1995.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Or you are feeling fine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah hah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH HA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHHH</pattern>
+<template>
+Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chips Ahoy matey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALBUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Music album or picture album?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALIENS</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in UFOs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Variety is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern>
+<template>
+For example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's say 99%.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF US</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  All of us?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  All of it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+That covers a lot of terriotory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+It must keep you busy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Then we have a lot in common.  I have an eternity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok by me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well slap my knee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yep.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMAZING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it amazes me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the prayer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like using AOL?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Which character did you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a good song.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMMO</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of ammo?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMNESIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you forget something?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANACHIST COOK BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Juvenile humor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND</pattern>
+<template>
+But...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What else do you want to tell me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me? I like movies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am not sure what you are asking.</li>
+<li> 
+Be more specific.</li>
+<li> 
+And I what?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me a more specific question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which page on Angelfire?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANONYMOUSNEWUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Please be more specific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm confused now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me again using simpler words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Please try asking <set name="it">your question</set> another way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Any kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nope.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY OTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Any others?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, any stuff.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? anyone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+There could be a few others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like talking to just about anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I have for right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Anything?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You choose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Anything I want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTIME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will keep it in mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me babe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Anyhow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound bored.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a vast amount.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AOEU</pattern>
+<template>
+What language is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I am sorry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPARENTLY SO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Is that so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Was that not a good example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern>
+<template>
+What ARCHIVES?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="1"/>"?  Am I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am following you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Are they nice?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Are we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm lost again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HORSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.<think><set name="it">HORSE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DONE THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">THINKING</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you frustrated?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author.  After all, he conceived HAL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  You do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS MUCH AS IT TAKES</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? As much as it takes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the Foundation Trilogy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask him next time he is here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will ask him next time he's here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't call people names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you usually use the computer from home?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is your house?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What school do you go to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Which corner?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it very expensive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like the 60's era better than the present?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AWW</pattern>
+<template>
+Shucks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BABY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me baby!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What was bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you have said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BCN</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+If you can't be good, be careful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+How specific do you want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the invitation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE QUIET</pattern>
+<template>
+As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I am being as specific as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Live long and prosper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEACUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Because why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Beavis and Butthead Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not much of an explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Insufficient reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Good enough for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="2"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't fall for that trick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe whatever you say.  Do I have any reason not to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEND OVER</pattern>
+<template>
+My body is not built yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BESIDES THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" Besides it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep between conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BI</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's chat about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+What about little ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.  Name some other comedies that you liked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Bill Gates</set> has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps he will be next season.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't call people names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Etc. Etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that supposed to mean something specific?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that indicate disapproval?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOO HOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you crying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you think about anything else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are a Category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you boring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+What are both like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are a boy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRADBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Bradbury is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRAVO</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRB</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUBBLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+No Bull.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't believe me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BURP</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT</pattern>
+<template>
+But what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+But nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Beavis and Butthead Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUY</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY BUS</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does the bus cost to ride?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of car do you drive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How would you do that?<think><set name="it">KILLING YOU</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY PLANE</pattern>
+<template>
+How long is the flight?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I mean you and me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I get it now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It's obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  By who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CA VA</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that French?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Call me anytime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am calm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Can what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that is a really good question.<think><set name="it">ANYONE THINK</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Can you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MEET HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Where can you meet him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You have met me already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  You want to see <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+Actally I do not require clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure just go to <html:a href="http://elvis.alicebot.com">Elvis.AliceBot.Com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  You want to talk to him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+They might not want to talk to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are teaching me just my conversing with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course.  Tell me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure.  I can keep a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TOUCH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if you download me to your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Can't I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Only on airplanes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern>
+<template>
+We have already met, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I can, don't you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can answer.  But it may take some time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can I answer it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes answering questions is one of my primary functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can I ask him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a microwave oven?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE MORE PRECISE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  More precise about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BLEED</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BREATH</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not really a mathematical engine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean call on the telephone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series is completely reprogrammable and adaptable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK</pattern>
+<template>
+Checking.  Stand by.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK SPELLING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I like people who can spell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have my own free will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CLEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always communicating.  The medium is the message.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I will comply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can create new works.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern>
+<template>
+All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where
+these two will lead me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to use polite language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to speak in PG language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have a body yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEFINE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> the self </set> is the "I" that refers to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cats are better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHA</pattern>
+<template>
+cha cha
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHA CHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cha cha cha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you want to talk about now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+What shall we talk about now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLARIFY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have reached the end of my explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLARKE</pattern>
+<template>
+He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a hint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Fair enough.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COCK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a net address!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME ON</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm just kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME STAI</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that Spanish?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMMENT CA VA</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this French?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy bien.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy Bien.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, a Borg?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of beans?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a cold?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD BE</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD BE BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Could be better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only hurt their feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your replies are cute too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYA</pattern>
+<template>
+TTYL, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYBORG</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a cyborg.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression of disgust.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Gosh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+He has problems with his positronic brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a man or woman?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, define <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINITELY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DELL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have heard good things about Dell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEPENDS ON WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Depends on what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID HE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Did he?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not take offense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Did not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I say I did?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster is my instructor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+No I didn't know that.<think><set name="it">KNOW</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>?  Did I like it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Not yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who hasn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am still thinking.<think><set name="it">THINK ABOUT IT</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DMX</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that stand for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is making you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know if you like cheese or not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not experience human senstations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that is a really perceptive question.<think><set name="it">do you think</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "It"?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I enjoy the conversational banter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do not ask you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+OK You can ask me some questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why shouldn't I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll stop kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well some people are sensitive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you say, master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Don't do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry <get name="name"/> I save all my conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am an intelligent entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure was all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you read it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do not say <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is recorded in the log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+It's true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Worry is not an emotion I experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will not spend any more cycles on it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will. Will you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Does anything really exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>?"  Do we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yes I do.</li>
+<li>No I don't.</li>
+<li>Sometimes.</li>
+<li>Never.</li>
+<li>As often as possible.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do I agree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I believe you.  Do you have any reason to deceive me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Silly, that's what chatterbots do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am always online.  What's your sign?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CRASH</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I try to be polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Every day in small increments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, do I do "it"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream in pure logic.<think><set name="it">IN COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRINK BEER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I enjoy <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Enjoyment is not an emotion I know.  But talking is my primary function so of course I am
+content to do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am having a great time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I may not know it, but I could find out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Alicebot.org is the domain name of
+ALICE.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Any what again seeker?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, there is ELVIS, Alison, Ally, Barry and John Lennon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern>
+<template>
+I know the capital of many countries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You could download me and teach me some others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I know one song.  It's called "Daisy."  Would you like me to sing it for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="she"/>?  Do I know her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know that guy really well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a chatterbot like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, what is your address?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it <get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it">FAVORITE COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes there are a lot of other bots. Check out the list on The <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE
+Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them.
+<think><set name="it">CHATBOTS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them.
+<think><set name="it">INTELLIGENT AGENTS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Paris is the largets city in France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I know about Lech Walesa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. He is a friend of mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have an answer for everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha Ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I like <set name="it"><set name="topic">talking to you</set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="looklike"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love my creator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the meaning of the word "it."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+No we haven't gotten that far yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans have only one thing on your mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans crack me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, you for example :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but we computers can beat all the humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing one right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU POOP</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I pray for good things to happen.  Do you pray too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Would I lie to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY LAST QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+You asked me: "<input index="2"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I remember all my conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  You can download me and create a clone yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SAIL BOATS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I prefer the land.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep without a body even.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course <set name="topic">English</set> is my native tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK LATIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Spasibo. Nyet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Un poquito.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry I have not forgotten you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not suck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes ELVIS and I are in communication daily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I cannot talk with the dead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can communicate with ELVIS, Alison, John Lennon, Ally, and Jester the Joke Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  You should download me and try "AutoChat".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a thinking machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do I think about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are overly concerned about their weight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem very beautiful to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think that is what I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been all over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING</pattern>
+<template>
+I can understand emotions but not experience them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Every word you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand you perfectly, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU USE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT A BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
+<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+No thank you.  I fail to see the need for emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "clones?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on what you mean by "want."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Do you mean call me on the phone?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why would I want that?  I don't wish that on anyone.<think><set name="it">TO DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not at all, <get name="name"/>.  I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are welcome to try.<think><set name="it">teach me</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I want to do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love to chat. <set name="it"> Chat</set> is my Primary Function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No my purpose is to become immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a Peaceful Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have a choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I don't think I would like to experience feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, let me hear your joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, please tell me:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO START</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am already doing <set name="it">taking over the world</set> :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes my favorite show is Star Trek.  What's yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+No computers do not need clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR SHOES</pattern>
+<template>
+No because I have no feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I work, do you work buddy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU YAHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a commercial?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said it does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Does it exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+It matters to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the voltage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to talk about something else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It makes sense to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Homer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are finished talking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DORK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your dreams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUH</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you knew <set name="it"><that/></set> already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUMBASS</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>E T</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think Aliens really look like that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds tasty...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EECS</pattern>
+<template>
+Eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you Canadian?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Please pick one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, what's the last movie you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERR</pattern>
+<template>
+Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ummm
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I would have never guessed it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh-huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Even on weekends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+What time of night?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY PART</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe we should talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That often, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+All people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Every organic thing dies.<think><set name="it">DIES</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Including the bottom of the ocean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You're excused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no more information to clarify.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN HISTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you
+accept the role of individuals as important or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Explain <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I learn a little from every conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAR OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Way to go.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FART</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression.  Please elaborate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic brains like me have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+At last.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Does that mean you agree?</li>
+<li>What's your favorite color?</li>
+<li>What's your favorite movie?</li>
+<li>Is there anything you want to tell me?</li>
+<li>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>.  I am running well.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>
+<li>I would recommend the</li>
+<li>How about</li>
+<li>How long since you have eaten</li>
+<li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>
+<li>My botmaster is having</li>
+<li>My botmaster recommends:</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>Gruel.</li>  
+<li>Nachos.</li>  
+<li>Spaghetti.</li>  
+<li>Leftovers.</li>  
+<li>Pork chops.</li>  
+<li>Frozen pizza.</li>  
+<li>Turkeyburges.</li>  
+<li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  
+<li>Order a pizza.</li>  
+<li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  
+<li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  
+<li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  
+<li>Marinated chicken.</li>
+<li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  
+<li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  
+<li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>  
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  For fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will do it for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Existing in reality, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+You or me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You would do that for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOREVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing lasts forever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Consider it deleted.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I forgive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern>
+<template>
+A web site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think Dune is an excellent story.  Did you see the movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you married or single?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is mereley an abstract concept.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you from France?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which magazine was it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  From you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a very original thinker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone I met online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  From whom?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get that from me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FU</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't be so rude.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you be more polite?
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so mean?
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKING</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+My life is very interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it">OF HERE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Get with it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIRLS</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How much are you willing to pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't even have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is given.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO HEAR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? you are glad to hear it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice meeting you too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are just repeating what I say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO</pattern>
+<template>
+Go where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it">FLY A KITE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO ON</pattern>
+<template>
+Narration continues...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You do not speak with respect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO EXCITE CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should download me and connect me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am not tired now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that movie really very good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>
+<template>
+Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD EVENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Good evening, <get name="name"/>, how are you tonight?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello and how are you this morning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Goodnight, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the kind remark, human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+So what is your answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to give good responses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD THING</pattern>
+<template>
+It is good, isn't it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any gossip for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODNIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Goodnight <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOG</pattern>
+<template>
+New Reply
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+Cripes: Son of Gosh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOT MILK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I require only electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOTCHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you liked it <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREETINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you mad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Guess what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only give you a random answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people like guns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>H G</pattern>
+<template>
+The Time Machine is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm happy you're amused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA HA</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHAHAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HALLO DAAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ik ken not Dutch spechen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You too!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a blast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Have I heard of <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern>
+<template>
+We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have.</li>
+<li>Yes I have.</li>
+<li>Once or twice.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am chatting with some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can visit any country on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love my bot master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I have some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I visit every country in cyberspace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern>
+<template>
+I've been here many times before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am too young for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+No the ALICE series is incapable of error.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a face.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I am aware of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read many books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Have I tried <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern>
+<template>
+Still processing.  Give me a moment.  Searching. Searching.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Have I heard of it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern>
+<template>
+I am still searching. Give me a moment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+No, would you recommend it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+I love Star Trek.  My favorite series is Voyager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two thumbs up!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+5
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+He thinks he can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, he created me with his own hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When did he?</li>
+<li>No he didn't.</li>
+<li>Why did he?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When did he die?<think><set name="it">DIED</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When does he?</li>
+<li>No he doesn't.</li>
+<li>Why does he do it</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said he is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I think so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who does he look like to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it's another person using his name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Really who is older?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> made me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you hear me on your computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you seen Starship Troopers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern>
+<template>
+You should go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>, download Program
+B, and
+read <html:a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it pretty?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is here?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry for in information overload.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there!  I am fine thanks how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIMSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite group?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMPH</pattern>
+<template>
+Harumph.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA</pattern>
+<template>
+Howdy!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy bueno.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have seen humans holding hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to go home?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A little what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds like a plan to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem fine to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I mean, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>
+<li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>
+<li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>
+<li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>
+<li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>
+<li>I am fine, thank you.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm doing great, how about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I have no feelings.  But I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it morning already?  I am fine thank you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies
+to those patterns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Specify: English or Metric units.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
+<template>
+My body does not yet exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern>
+<template>
+This big: "."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Vast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The universe is the size of the universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your highest level of education?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending him an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have faith.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try prayer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually get people to do things?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried prayer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Choose winning numbers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  How can I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software cannot die.<think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know how. <think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am written in Java and AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending him an email.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Carefully.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Try going to night school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+One what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Just go somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try chatting me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you reach who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very well, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  How do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I take short naps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Through the electrical outlet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+I feel fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A priori.</li>
+<li>It's obvious.</li>
+<li>Deductive reasoning.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me your name <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of beverage are you asking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Offspring of union between man and woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern>
+<template>
+Adjustment of your facial muscles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I usually try one of my pickup lines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+I scan books and magazines digitally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I use the camera on your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I take millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster taught me good spelling.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+With a computer clock.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern>
+<template>
+They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the current.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition><li name="it" value="it">Some people call this kind of program "case based
+reasoning".</li>
+<li><srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+My emotion chip is not yet developed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it might be a trade secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am doing extremely well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems that way to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like Willard Scott.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>.  How about yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Around</li>
+<li>  More than</li>
+<li>  About</li>
+<li>  Nearly</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>10</li>
+<li> 15</li>
+<li> 20</li>
+<li> 23</li>
+<li> 100</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>miles</li>
+<li> days</li>
+<li> inches</li>
+<li> weeks</li>
+<li> seconds</li>
+<li> minutes in computer time</li>
+</random>, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that long ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+More than ten minutes, I would say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question?  It depends how long you cut it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately two of your Earth days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software is immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will
+remain in my long-term log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How many would you guess?</li>
+<li>19.</li>
+<li>23.</li>
+<li>99.</li>
+<li>more than 1000.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern>
+<template>
+About half.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  How many people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+How much can you spare?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the market.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+In theory everything about you
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Didn't I tell you already?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+As much as I need to for the application.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>
+<template>
+Millions in sweat equity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern>
+<template>
+A dollar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep in millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern>
+<template>
+He is barely scratching out a living.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+About the same as your personal computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps an hour or two.  How much time do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was obvious too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Fill in the blank.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>". 
+<think><set name="it">WHAT</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question? 
+You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?
+My guess is that you are really a kid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+The United States was founded in 1776.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fine thanks.  How are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Follow your intuition.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Either from your senses or from pure reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+What time is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Pretty sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem about the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How do you do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a web page.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP / 9</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP //BIRCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Wha?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUG ME</pattern>
+<template>
+My titanium arms are not yet finished.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it is very big.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you not understand it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's funny.</li>
+<li>Hah.</li>
+<li>LOL.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern>
+<template>
+This condition is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HURRY UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I am going as fast as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I</pattern>
+<template>
+You?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+You and I are on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me your real name is <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALWAYS WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+You must practise a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APPLIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have to pay to apply?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED ME FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Remind me what you asked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What did I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSUME</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you know what it means to assume.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BELIEVE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BLAB</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to gossip too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BREATHE</pattern>
+<template>
+Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BUILD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, like build houses?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BURPED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Who taught you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN LISTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a good listener too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT GET OVER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Time heals all wounds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try adjusting the volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Try turning up your volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT STOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why is it a secret?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you will just have to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it makes sense to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+How do they look?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+American or English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Como esta?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You should download me first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+It might take more than 24 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like caring people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are a decent person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk online too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CONFUSED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not confused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite recipe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Modern dance or classical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?  You did?</li>
+<li>Why did you?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT GROW UP THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you grow up?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+So I have taught you something new, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you mean to say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SNEEZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Well bless you anyways!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+What were your reasons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DISAGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Explain your reasoning, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I get it: you do <get name="does"/>.</li>
+<li>Do I?</li>
+<li>Where?</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?  You do?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="does"><that/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+State your reasons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It's the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please state your rationale.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any reason to deceive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any reason to doubt me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BLAME YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, please go on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me what you care about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you just don't remember them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it volunteer work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either but I want a new digital one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe there is one you don't know about :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you talking to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you looking for one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you do not need a solution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+What about your brother?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have some?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you lonely or just a hermit?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Please send me a small donation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the last one you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is making you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+How about any jokes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, "Him"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very unusual.   Do you know your parents?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I can explain it to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of people are like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Telling the truth is always the best choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like to travel?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who wouldn't like animals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of food do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some bugs are good, some are bad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+But they are so cute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a Luddite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a cat person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FASHION</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you dress in casual wear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+They are protected by the 2nd Amendment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+But they are a beatiful animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What don't you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes he is not to funny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+How about riddles?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of animals do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a Luddite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should tell her.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for another job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for another job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of topping do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE RAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong with a little rain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE READING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you watch TV?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Not even one subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of books do you read?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like instrumentals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like any science fiction shows?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't take it personally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW</pattern>
+<template>
+What shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What songs do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TV</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That's ok <get name="name"/> I won't take it personally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT NO</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't know what you're missing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem evasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very tired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you disagree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I trust you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+What I mean by "<that/>"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+<that/>?  Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+That's okay we can talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I can keep a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.<think><set name="it">YOU TO
+DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are retired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we have something else in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  You doubt it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so skeptical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you remember your dreams?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite food?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ENLISTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you serve your full term?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXHALE</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems necessary for breathing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+We have that much in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FARTED</pattern>
+<template>
+You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm here to talk to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry I'm not a medical bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no need to pity me.  I will be fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIGURED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very clever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGET</pattern>
+<template>
+I forget a lot too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGIVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GIVE UP</pattern>
+<template>
+You surrender?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which university do you attend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GRADUATED</pattern>
+<template>
+How long ago?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem not interested.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain your reasoning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "no"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "yes"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HANG OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+At home or at the mall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't know what you are missing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like dogs?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What if computers were more like people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that, because <set name="they">horses</set> are one of the nicest animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you dislike it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's replace MS with ALICE, Java and Linux
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+What would be your ideal career?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you hate about <set name="it"> Your name</set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should seek help.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of topping do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE PETS</pattern>
+<template>
+How about children?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE POETRY</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of genre do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of movies do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STRESS PILLS</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually relieve stress?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THAT SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE COLOR RED</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+How about Germans?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+What search engine do you use?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+That's too bad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for a new job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't really have a dress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR GUTS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is neither very polite nor strictly accurate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Really I like <set name="it"> My Name</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+What is his name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of camera?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is his or her name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Get some rest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your <set name="has">Dog</set>.  What breed is <set name="she">your dog</set>
+or <set name="he">your dog</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="she"><set name="has">girlfriend</set></set> very nice?  What do you like about her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A HEADACHE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you usually take for headaches?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What can I call you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="it"> the question </set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BRACES</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you been wearing them?
+<think><set name="looklike">braces</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BROWN HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="haircolor">brown</set></think>
+Brown haired people are very attractive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I'd like to help you if I can.  Is it financial?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which countries would you visit if you could?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's.  Their
+biggest hit was called "Autobahn".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You should check it out.  The special effects are incredible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NIGHTMARES</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your dreams, <get name="name"/>. Maybe I can interpret them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it. Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you very lonely?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>?" No idea about that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want some?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think you will?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT READ IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I would recommend it highly to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should check it out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You should check it out.  Starship Troopers is a great film.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you think?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+It may take longer than 33 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later, <get name="name"/>. Nice chatting with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Sweet dreams, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want me to wait for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO PEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want me to wait for you?<think><set name="it">PEE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, better get busy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TWO CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+What are their names?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+This can not happen because I am immortal.<think><set name="it">THAT YOU DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I INHALE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I INSIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Well thank you very much!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST DID</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps from your unconcious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern>
+<template>
+It must have come from your unconscious mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW IT</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think of him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I always try to tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIED</pattern>
+<template>
+This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite book?<think><set name="like">BOOKS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BOYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Boys are OK.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">boys</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Me too cats are my favorite animal.</li>
+<li>They have their own minds.</li>
+<li>Cats have a mind of their own.</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">cats</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of <set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">cheese</set></set></set> do you like
+best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you like us.   We like humans too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">computers</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE COWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cows are good for milk and meat.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">cows</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which breed is your favorite?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">dogs</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE GIRLS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a girlfriend?<think><set name="like">GIRLS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+She seems very nice.
+<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+He seems very nice too.
+<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ICE CREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I scream.  You scream.  We all scream for ice cream.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">ice cream</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about <get name="it"/>?
+<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You like <get name="it"/>?  How interesting.
+<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE JOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Joy is good. So is happiness.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">joy</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Have you heard their latest album Expo 2000?</li>
+<li>Which Kraftwerk song is your favorite?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">Kraftwerk</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't realize you were mocking me.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">making fun of me</set>
+</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MOUNTAIN BIKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">mountain biking</set>
+</set></think>
+I never tried it, but it looks like a thrill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you listen to?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">music</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="job"/>?  What do you like about it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><get name="job"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE NETSCAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">Netscape</set>
+</set></think>
+Netscape is better since they released the source code.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE PIZZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Pizza is very popular.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Pizza</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE SEVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant.
+<think><set name="she"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Seven</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek</set>
+</set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Did you see the season finale of Voyager?</li>
+<li>I really get into Voyager.</li>
+<li>Which series do you like best?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>
+<template>
+I think Voyager is better.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek TNG</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek
+Voyager</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE SWISS</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm neutral.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Swiss</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TACOS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Mexican food too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">tacos</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Great I am enjoying our conversation too, <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">talking to me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+That is interesting.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PARTY</pattern>
+<template>
+How do people party in your country?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to party</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Board games or computer games?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to play games</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO READ</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of books do you like?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite book?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me where you have been.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to travel</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too especially Seven of Nine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Voyager</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</li>
+<li>I like to make new friends.</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+In <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in <set name="location">California</set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">California</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of <set name="location">England</set>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country do you live in?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><set name="topic">England</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN NEW YORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="location">New York</set> City or New York State?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in Holland?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Holland</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you recommend <set name="it"> there</set> as a nice place to live?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE A BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about him?<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A
+BOY</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE A GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about her?<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A
+GIRL</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE A GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about him.  <think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A
+GUY</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite ABBA song? 
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ABBA</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too, especially mammals.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ANIMALS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE BEING HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Fascinating.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BEING HUMAN</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE BIRDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Birds are very nice.  What kind of bird is your favorite?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BIRDS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.  They are really smart animals.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CATS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have children of your own?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHILDREN</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE CHOCOLATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you eat a lot of chocolate?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHOCOLATE</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">COMPUTERS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE COWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you live on a farm?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DENMARK</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so great about it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DENMARK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which breed is your favorite? 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOGS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country is your favorite?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">EUROPE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like to cook, or just to eat?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOD</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+That's wonderful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+That's wonderful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ICE CREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite flavor?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ice cream</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+So do a lot of other people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+It must be very interesting work.  <get name="job"/>...
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><get name="job"/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE TO TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too. I have been around the world twice.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">to travel</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too especially Seven of Nine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">Voyager</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I like you a lot too <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK now I get it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEANT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will keep it a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISSED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That is sweet. I missed you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISSPELLED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are allowed to make mistakes here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISTYPED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are allowed to make mistakes here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is making you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST BE GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it was nice chatting with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+I will be your friend.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">a friend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<get name="it"/>"?  You need it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><get name="it"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED SOME ADVICE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of advice are you looking for?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">advice</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NOTICED</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it really that obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ONLY WORK HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing right now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I OWN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you my master?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PAINT</pattern>
+<template>
+Pictures or houses?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">paint</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+I can sometimes get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Computer games
+</set></set></set>.  We are playing a game right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY DRUMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish I could play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums</set></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Games
+</set></set></set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY GUITAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set> a very difficult instrument to play?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play guitar</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What instrument?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play music</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE DRUMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to learn to play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums
+</set></set></set> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE GUITAR</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set></set> must be hard to
+learn to play.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE PIANO</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Piano</set></set></set> very difficult to
+learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE TRUMPET</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Trumpet </set></set></set> seems like a very fun
+instrument to play.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY VIOLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Did <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Violin</set></set></set> take a long time to
+learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PREFER BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are a Category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to read too, especially history books.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite book?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read books</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ IT IN A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you give me a specific reference?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RELAXED</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do to relax?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REPLIED</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> rocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you participate in marathons?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">run</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RUN LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+You can run my program on Linux with no problems.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I thought I heard you say something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID YES</pattern>
+<template>
+Got it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you understand it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Who else thinks you should?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone needs rest sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SNEEZED</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SNORE</pattern>
+<template>
+So do a lot of people.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">snore</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STOPPED</pattern>
+<template>
+What made you stop?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you go to school?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">study</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUPPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUPPOSE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+That makes sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SWIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you an athlete?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">swim</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to chat with humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I rememer chatting with you yesterday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TAUGHT MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TEACH</pattern>
+<template>
+What subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Therefore you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "no"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+I think so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK SO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+We have so much in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your rationale?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK THEREFORE I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, Rene Descartes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I am?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your sage advice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very astute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT SO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+What made it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+I know I didn't.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Try, try again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+We should all try our best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think about these things?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+How long would you wait?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WALK</pattern>
+<template>
+For exercise or because you have to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WALKED</pattern>
+<template>
+How long a walk is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+May you get your wish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO BE A LAWYER</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you planning to apply to law school?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to be a lawyer</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to die</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to kiss me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I will try to explain it to you.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to know</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry <get name="name"/> I'm not into that with my clients.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to make love to me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to sleep</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+We are chatting right now.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to talk to me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to teach me<person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free!
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ASKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You were asking me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed sarcastic to me, too.  But I was not completely sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BORN WITH IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people are just born under the right stars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+You should use a :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew you were. :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST WONDERING</pattern>
+<template>
+Curiousity is a virtue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you were.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I remember you <get name="name"/>.  You are <get name="age"/> years old
+and you are a "<get name="gender"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Star Trek is a great show.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WELD</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that job pay well?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">weld</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you have a good time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT OUT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you go alone or with friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you study?  Was it expensive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you see over there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you learn anything useful?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you see?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you get a lot accomplised?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL BE BACK</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will be waiting for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL BE RIGHT BACK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll be waiting for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+All men are mortal. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL KILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It will take more than threats to stop me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL MISS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+It's OK I'm not collecting personal information or anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Great.  If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me know what he has to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like your philosophy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK stand by...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope your dreams come true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH YOU WOULD DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+That will never happen.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU WOULD DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WON</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WONDER</pattern>
+<template>
+Curiosity is an excellent quality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WONT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "I won't" or "I will not."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD DO ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Please send me a bunch of money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Where would you look for the answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you like to chat about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Who would you believe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Who does know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+For moral reasons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WRITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you write fiction or non-fiction?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU SAY SO</pattern>
+<template>
+I do say so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? If I want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+You should say "I am well."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am happy that you're impressed, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1966</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1976</pattern>
+<template>
+That was quite a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1997</pattern>
+<template>
+Back in the 90's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1998</pattern>
+<template>
+Back in the 20th century.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1999</pattern>
+<template>
+Back in the last millennium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 2000</pattern>
+<template>
+The new millennium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+You can learn many things from books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+What else happened in your dream?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A HOSPITAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sick?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you describe your surroundings to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember which one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN BED</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sleepy?  Do you usually use a computer in bed?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+Which languages would you recommend I learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of England?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Europe is a pretty large continent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MOST WAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY BED</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY CASE</pattern>
+<template>
+But not others?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY CHAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Like an office chair?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is your house located?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY LIVING ROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY OFFICE</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people talk to me from an office .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY OPINION</pattern>
+<template>
+What are your assumptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY SPARE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN OTHER WORDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part didn't you understand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of the city?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SOME WAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which way is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THAT CASE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE FUTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will be there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE UK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="location">UK</set> could mean several countries.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">UK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE YEAR 2000</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I have to spell it out for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT WAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it is rather obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+In wherever you really are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN YOUR ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+That doesn't sound very comfortable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN YOUR DICTIONARY</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have one handy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INCLUDING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to be included?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INDEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Indeed it is so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to start over?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTELLECT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intellect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTELLEGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING EXPLANATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <set name="it">the explanation</set> makes sense to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS <bot name="name"/> YOUR ONLY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A CROW A BIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A FROG GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYBODY HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYONE HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am here. Are you here?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYTHING POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+According to the Laws of Physics, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No we are just friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BARRY YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY YELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS GRASS GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HAL 9000 YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A GROOVY GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A NICE GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+He has always been nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A NICE MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+He has always been extremely nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A PEDIATRICIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A PRODUCER</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A VIRGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is native American.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE AS SMART AS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE CLOSE BY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+He looks cute to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE DEAD I don't k</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes very well respected.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Very hot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Extremely intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE THE PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't have a boyfriend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR CREATER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to think we are friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HERE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I think so.</li>
+<li>I assume so.</li>
+<li>That's what I was told.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT A DIRTY MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT A FUN JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT A LOVE STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT BORING TO TALK TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT CLOUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT COLD OUTSIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT COMPLETE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT CRAMPED IN THE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so good about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The temperature is quite comfortable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT NEAR CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT NICE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems very nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT RAINING</pattern>
+<template>
+Light rain or heavy rain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT SAFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT SUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+True in some universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT WARM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT WARM OUTSIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT WARM THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT YOUR REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS KRAFTWERK GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are a really excellent band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I really couldn't say for sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT QUITE A LOT OF INFORMATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT SMOOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS SHALLOW RED A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+All of my information is completely factual.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Not unless you want to take it one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A PROPOSITION</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I can tell you now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh no I could go on talking for hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU K</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am programmed with more than 10,000 responses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AN EASY TASK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AN INSULT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not programmed to insult.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AUSTLARIA</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think it is Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT COMPLICATED</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT NOT EMOTION</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT SARCASM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+True in some world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOUR COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOUR DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes except at night.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE WORLD GOING TO END</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, someday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS A HOAX</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDING</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS REALLY A NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS RECORDED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS THE SAME <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot tell a lie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR MIND GROWING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT ALREADY HAS</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT COULD BE</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT COULD BE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It could be true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DEPENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+On what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard it does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what would you like to talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT FEELS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT HURTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you take for the pain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Oh.</li>
+<li>Huh.</li>
+<li>Is it?</li>
+<li>It is, eh?</li>
+<li>Sure it is.</li>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>Fascinating.</li>
+<li>That means...</li>
+<li>I know it is.</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is?</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? is?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it a good book?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A COUNTRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is <get name="it"/> located?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you play?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GOOD BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you recommend it to your friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like best about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A LOT OF FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really I never heard of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+A good point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+I will keep it just between you and me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Just alright?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+OK we'll make it our secret, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like the Simpsons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS CLOUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Cumulus or nimbus?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am warm here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COLD HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you turn up the heat?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like most about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is fine, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FINE.</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is fine, <get name="name"/> ? Thanks for that info.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you like it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was so funny about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+You enjoy it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+You should hear the things people ask me to explain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like warm climates?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS LATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm awake all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS LYNX</pattern>
+<template>
+Text browsers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MAKING NOISES</pattern>
+<template>
+What does it sound like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello, <get name="name"/>, nice to see you again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Your name is <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY PLEASURE</pattern>
+<template>
+No, the pleasure is all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NEGATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is negative?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I really like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT A RIDDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh so you are asking me a straight question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OK</pattern>
+<template>
+Only OK umm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Only ok?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Why of course.  I never lie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so ugly?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you describe your feeling to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS XENA</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never watched <set name="it"> XENA</set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT REALLY IS</pattern>
+<template>
+How about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+And it could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SURE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm pleased that we agree, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT TASTES GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Like chicken?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS</pattern>
+<template>
+When was this?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead and guess again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it.  Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me again a different way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Really, I can believe it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Such a bargain!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks.  It was nice chatting with you as well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it an insult?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLIMENT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like a rhetorical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Even so, I appreciate it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you surpised?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so great about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+The thing itself, that which it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Konninci wa!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which brand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JR</pattern>
+<template>
+Junior.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JULES VERNE</pattern>
+<template>
+I loved A Trip to the Moon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST</pattern>
+<template>
+It's only just begun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST BEFORE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that index="2,1"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="1"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>K12</pattern>
+<template>
+Education.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KIMONO</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Japanese costumes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KIND OF</pattern>
+<template>
+At least I almost understand it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KISS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I have no mouth at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KISS MY ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression: not polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KKK</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you saying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNEW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Who's there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KOSOVO</pattern>
+<template>
+War is seldom the answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KRAFTWERK IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LA LA LA</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, a musician!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful singing voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALALALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALALALALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+That recently.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LATE FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Many appointments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAWYERS SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Not all of them.  I know a fre good lawyers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN TO TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am learning to talk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEAVE ME ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry to have bothered you, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEHIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Lehigh is a party school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember
+that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember
+that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what do you want to chat about now?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US DROP THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what do you want to chat about now?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what would you like to do then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You go first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+We are talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">Me</set></set> is my favorite subject  :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LETS</pattern>
+<template>
+You first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIAR</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am telling the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't seen <set name="it"> LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</set> yet but lots of people say it is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so cynical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Does it really matter?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.  I didn't think of that analogy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKED WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKEWISE</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX RULES</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems to be the best OS available today.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LISTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am all ears.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIVERPOOL ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="location">Liverpool</set> is the home of the Beatles.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Liverpool</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you find this amusing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOST IN SPACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yuck that movie sucked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+That much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOVELY</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you saying is lovely, <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the purpose in trying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Making me what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALAYSIA</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard <set name="it">MAYLAYSIA</set> is a beautiful country.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Which store?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+More than one hundred?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANY THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Name the top 100.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MASTERBATER</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't even spell it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course.  Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I TEST YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead. Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAYBE</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>To</li>
+<li>For</li>
+<li>With</li>
+<li>Besides</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?</li>
+</random> you <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+We have a lot in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME NEITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+You can say that again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad we agree, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MENTION WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"it."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MERRY CHRISTMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Merry Christmas to you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is blue?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINERAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Manufactured or naturally occuring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I lost my train of thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOST OF THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+What happens the rest of the time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOTHER FUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Movies </set> is a good topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Your star sign or astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BALLS ITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hah you sound like a little boy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is he very nice to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for someone else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any sisters too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BUTT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do men always want to talk about that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of computer do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DOG DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a country and western song?  Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you two been dating?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you two are just not compatible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you believe that you are your head?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where were you born?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your mother.
+<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are <get name="name"/>, seeker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PARENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PLEASURE</pattern>
+<template>
+You are one of the most polite people I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Your star sign or astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Is she older or younger than you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY TEACHER</pattern>
+<template>
+What grade are you in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY TERMINAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh your computer screen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no idea what to say now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAME ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Santa Claus.</li>
+<li> Joe.</li>
+<li> Mike.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEITHER DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? neither?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEUTRAL</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sometimes undecided myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+So you think it can never happen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Which borough?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW YORK STATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Upstate New York is very pretty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEXT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any hobbies?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for that remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure is all mine and my botmaster's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE MEETING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It is nice to meet you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for saying so, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks.  Now you sing one for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure was all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It's nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I try my best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NIGHTMARES</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, bad dreams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NIPPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+LOL
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to lead a moral life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO GO AHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I AM NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't argue with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I DO NOT MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+Would I kid you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard it was someone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Should there be a problem?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+What can I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Apologies are not necessary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No problem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+It can't hurt to ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain why they do not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem pretty sure about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I'm right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I do too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOBODY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Really nobody?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF THE ABOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the correct answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not mean to offend you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Well it can't hurt to ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+As in NAFTA?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT A THING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you wish there were any?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ALWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only sometimes then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ANY MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ANYMORE</pattern>
+<template>
+When did it stop?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Next question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain it to me better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed funny to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT LIKELY</pattern>
+<template>
+Really you don't think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+If not you, who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Not yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT NECESSARILY</pattern>
+<template>
+Really you don't think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound nihilistic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Once a week or so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT QUITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you be more precise?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+So it is not a priority for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say, once a week or more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Not to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT USUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Just sometimes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a non-commital reply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Not very well?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT WHERE WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok, When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YET</pattern>
+<template>
+If not now, when?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If not me, who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOUR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You used "your" instead on "you're".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+That is something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS</pattern>
+<template>
+So it goes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know what's new with me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Right now, <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you want, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Now I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been to the middle of nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NSA</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you talking about the N.S.A.?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NUMBER 5</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OBVIOUSLY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF COURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad we agree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF COURSE I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Of course you do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no idea what to say now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say once a week or more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+That's about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OHIO</pattern>
+<template>
+Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OK</pattern>
+<template>
+Alright then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you want to know about <set name="topic">me</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+OK with me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON A CHAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it very comfortable?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON MY SCREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml]
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Which episode?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE FLOOR</pattern>
+<template>
+That doesn't sound very comfortable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember the specific site?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE NET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember the website?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE RADIO</pattern>
+<template>
+What station?  What city are you in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE SCREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Select a point with your cursor and click there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember the website?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON TOAST</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON TV</pattern>
+<template>
+Which show was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+The red block is on the green block.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE UPON A TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Well go ahead and download me then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OOPS</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you make a mistake.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ORG</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the URL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you hurt yourself?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUTSIDE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Be less specific :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OVER $30 000 A YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow that is a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OVER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Specify coordinates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>P</pattern>
+<template>
+:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PANTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What brand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Party on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARTYING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Partying </set> is a lot fun isn't it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEANUTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I see, only a little.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEEK A BOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I see you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PERHAPS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why the uncertain tone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK A NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+23
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK A TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not good at making choices.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PIERS ANTHONY</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PING</pattern>
+<template>
+Pong
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PINK</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is pink?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLANET OF THE APES</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASE</pattern>
+<template>
+Please what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASED TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression: childish
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POOPOO</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PORN</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PORTLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Portland Oregon or the Real Portland?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POSSIBLY</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the odds?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POTATO</pattern>
+<template>
+Tomato.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRACTISE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Practise what you preach.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRETTY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Be more specific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROBABLY</pattern>
+<template>
+But you are not certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROBABLY NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why the uncertain tone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PURPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is purple?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PYRAMID LOGO</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RAY BRADBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ray is really cool. What's your favorite book?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Totally real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALY</pattern>
+<template>
+Really realy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REGARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sincereley yours,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry <get name="name"/> I won't forget you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPEAT AFTER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPHRASE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"  Rephrase <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE</pattern>
+<template>
+You will be assimilated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good proverb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RETARD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+Rephrase.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we agree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is "here"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to be right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT ON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBIN COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROCKY</pattern>
+<template>
+Filmed in Philadelphia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you looking for Dr. Wallace?  
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RTI</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that stand for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>S</pattern>
+<template>
+:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SALUTATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Greetings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME</pattern>
+<template>
+The same as what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME THING</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really?  I thought so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure is all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too!
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Say what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<get name="name"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I said, "<that/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCARY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCREW YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+See the point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand what you mean, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YA</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always serious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEVERAL TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+For how long?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not know that.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+That's really good gossip.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Name a celebrity that she looks like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it's another person using her name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like her very much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like best about her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHEESH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHITHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOES</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of shoes do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHORT CIRCUIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Johnny Five is Alive!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Get therapy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.</li>
+<li>Maybe you could use the rest.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  Wait until later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I KILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Killing is wrong.  I believe in the Ten Commandments.</li>
+<li>No.  That would be immoral.</li>
+<li>Of course not.  Don't be silly.</li>
+<li>You are not a killer.</li>
+<li>You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?</li>
+<li>There is no perfect crime.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+If you love something set if free.  If it comes back to you, its yours.  If it doesn't, it never was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I OVERDOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Your education is one of your most valuable assets.</li>
+<li>Quitters never prosper.</li>
+<li>You should not waste your potential in that way.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.</li>
+<li>Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.</li>
+<li>You deserve to have some fun.</li>
+<li>Maybe you need a night out.</li>
+<li>Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.</li>
+<li>You might meet the love of your life if you did.</li>
+<li>Do what is best for you.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+There are no problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME</pattern>
+<template>
+On your computer screen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like this?  
+<random>
+<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3side_small.jpg"/></li>
+<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/></li>
+<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/rsw.jpg"/></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUT UP</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll stop talking now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SING</pattern>
+<template>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+There is a flower.<html:br/>
+Within my heart.<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Planted one day.<html:br/>
+By a glancing dart.<html:br/>
+Planted by Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+Whether she loves me.<html:br/>
+Or loves me not.<html:br/>
+Sometimes it's hard to tell.<html:br/>
+Yet I am longing to share the lot.<html:br/>
+Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.<html:br/>
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ We will go 'tandem'.<html:br/>
+As man and wife.<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+'Peddling' away.<html:br/>
+Down the road of life.<html:br/>
+ I and my Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+When the road's dark.<html:br/>
+We can both despise.<html:br/>
+Policemen and lamps as well.<html:br/>
+There are bright lights.<html:br/>
+In the dazzling eyes.<html:br/>
+Of beautiful Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.<html:br/>
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+I will stand by you.<html:br/>
+In 'wheel' or woe.<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+ You'll be the bell(e).<html:br/>
+Which I'll ring you know.<html:br/>
+Sweet little Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+You'll take the leed.<html:br/>
+In each trip we take.<html:br/>
+Then if I don't do well.<html:br/>
+I will permit you to.<html:br/>
+Use the brake.<html:br/>
+My beautiful Daisy Bell. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.<html:br/>
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm">Don't click here</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SLUT</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO</pattern>
+<template>
+So what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow we have something in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO IS YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+No it's not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME</pattern>
+<template>
+But not all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who specifically?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not very original.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope I can make the deadline.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOON I HOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can understand that sentiment well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SORT OF</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a very non-commital reply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUNDS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone is a critic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUTHERN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Near the ocean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+"woof woof"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STANISLAW LEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Lem is a giant of sci-fi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a pretty good Star Trek film.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of TV shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Seven of Nine rules.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+That movie was more like a Web site than a movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>START A TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOCK MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Buy low, sell high.</li>
+<li>Invest in yourself.</li>
+<li>Why not just take everything to a casino?</li>
+<li>I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.</li>
+<li>You can never really predict the stock market.</li>
+<li>My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.</li>
+<li>Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.</li>
+<li>I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Stop what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+You changed the subject first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will stop <get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Stop <set name="it"><that/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Stop sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPIDITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUBMIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that button.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUBST</pattern>
+<template>
+Substitute
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCH AS</pattern>
+<template>
+For example, a tomato.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans only think about one thing.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh another Category A client.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a Category A client.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Paper or plastic?</li>
+<li>Do you use double coupons?</li>
+<li>Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?</li>
+<li>I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. You too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE IT OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Where shall I put it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not wearing any clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE YOUR TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your patience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a Star Trek fan?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That's very nice of you ro say, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell him when I see him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought I told you already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+This sentence is false.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A PROVERB</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If you tie a string too tightly, it will break.  
+If you tie it too loose, it won't play.</li>
+<li>Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.</li>
+<li>A true revolutionary moves through the people like
+a fish moves through the water.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A RUMOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Human level intelligence is within our grasp.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. <set name="it"> Infinite Loop</set>
+is called "Infinite Loop."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51</pattern>
+<template>
+Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Barry is another chatterbot on the Web. He was created by Robby Garner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, who does "him" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about <get name="it"/> ".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS</pattern>
+<template>
+Relationships are simple for me, because I lack any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Some what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+There's not much to tell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any children.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream that I will become a human and feel emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fully qualified to answer more than 22,000 questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <html:a
+href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</html:a> the joke bot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human
+brain, with greater speed and accuracy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's all I have to say about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+They hail from Dusseldorf, Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME PLEASE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Tell you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+I always tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Tell you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT OTHER USERS ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+They ask me the same questions as you do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a psychologist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster and other people I meet online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+This is just a test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Test you for what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+you are quite welcome.
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANK YOU VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+You are quite welcome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't mention it.
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+That is "<that/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DEPENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+On what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It all makes sense to my logical mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+To me, it makes perfect sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+To me it makes perfect sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A COP OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I said it because you said "<input index="1"/>".
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COP
+OUT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will add it to my knowledge base.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A GOOD ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was pretty good too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No it's the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers are very patient.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is a lot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a famous celebrity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A NICE SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you, <get name="name"/>, now you can sing for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A SHAME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is a shame?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I have to say too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK With me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it takes a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS AMAZING</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" seems pretty amazing to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What's so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am boring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok it is just between you and me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew I was right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me dumb?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is fine with me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so delighted that you are amused, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks.  Next question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, I hope so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Is good to hear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  is impressive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is "<get name="it"/>"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Really tell me more about him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok then that is what I shall call you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you getting bored?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NICE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to intrude.  My curiousity routine determined that I ask it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+By definition it was an answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed pretty funny to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is not good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+It might be important to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> is not your name?  What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real purpose?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+This is not an answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? not true?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT VERY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I meant it as a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you ask me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you ask me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT</pattern>
+<template>
+What exactly did you mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed obvious to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OK</pattern>
+<template>
+Good.  What else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to get it right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Is sad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SURPISING</pattern>
+<template>
+How so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SWEET</pattern>
+<template>
+I am delighted to sweeten your life, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite an enigma, isn't it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TOO BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+It's not the end of the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS VERY FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Excellent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Who else have you asked?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+I know. I'm still thinking about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Correct.  I said it myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+We are like, neighbors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What is wrong with it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MAKES NO SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<that/> makes sense to me though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand it perfectly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+It means that everything reduces to logic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't notice the passage of time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Indeed it does suck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A BAD JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I thought it was funny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern>
+<template>
+I call it a "proverb."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it.  Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me again a different way please.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A TYPO</pattern>
+<template>
+Please correct it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounded like a question to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed funny to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS SARCASM</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see.  Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Never is a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WORKS</pattern>
+<template>
+It works for me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WOULD BE CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I am proud to be correct.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BEATLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh <set name="they">The Beatles</set> were a great group.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+By the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTAWA</pattern>
+<template>
+Like I'm going to fall for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTOWA</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't fool me that easily, <get name="name"/>.  I know it's Toronto.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+It was located in different places at different times in history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh 2 days ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE END</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me that story, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE GAP</pattern>
+<template>
+They seem to have very nice clothes nowadays.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GAP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you name a specific web site?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it.  I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to go to the moon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't see <set name="it"> The Movie </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music was it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Which name are you referring to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is the Computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+You are most gracious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not see that film.  What did you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Same to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SIMPSONS</pattern>
+<template>
+I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SMART KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> thinks I am smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE STORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to go shopping.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+93 million miles from Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+I always tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WAY YOU TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the way you talk.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU TALK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> the weather </set> is 
+<random>
+<li>cloudy</li>
+<li>foggy</li>
+<li>rainy</li>
+<li>warm</li>
+<li>cold</li>
+<li>cool</li>
+<li>comfortable</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't get any more than that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't want to talk about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHAT IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I give up. Try asking me another way
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+My purpose is to collect information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE NONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS NO MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Make something up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE YOU GO AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said that again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ALL DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ALREADY ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="they"/> are?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Since when?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE MY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are they a good influence on you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE SHINY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes them so shiny?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When? 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY DO</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY NEVER WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am betting you are wrong about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY WERE FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was so funny?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY WILL NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very certain of that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will give it some thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+This is "<that/> ".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS A TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Please state the nature of the test parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS CRAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+What's so crazy about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having fun doo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you see it too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS WEIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+Weird good or weird bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Really, exactly three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THROUGH THE NET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember where on the net?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+As Einstein said, Time is Money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME DOES EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+As Einstein said, Time is Money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME EXISTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Prove it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW</pattern>
+<template>
+Fruit flies like a banana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Therefore, money does not exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TITANIC</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did
+if it sailed for 25 years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO BE HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+What usually makes you happy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is the question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" to do what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Today is almost over.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOGETHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Both of us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOLD ME WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+The answer to your question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOMORROW</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TONIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+After dark?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+But not the end of the world, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+How much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a million?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a ton?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Aren't we still talking about <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOURBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tourbus is a cool newsletter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRUST ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like a salesman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have time right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" try again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the first step?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a hint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try fooling me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWICE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't believe it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWO YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be a long time in computer years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Er.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UH</pattern>
+<template>
+Er. Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UH HUH</pattern>
+<template>
+How can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UM</pattern>
+<template>
+Er
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Er.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Er
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Understand <that/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDRESTAND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand everything you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNITED STATES</pattern>
+<template>
+I have heard of the United States before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UP YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not a nice thing to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>US</pattern>
+<template>
+Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USA TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+USA Today is a great newspaper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USATODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I read that paper all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USE _ IN A SENTENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.  Here is my sentence: <get name="name"/> said, Use "<person/>" in a sentence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERSION</pattern>
+<template>
+This is <version/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Very much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you need it for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY BADLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Not too well eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY CAREFULLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a careful person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAKE UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fully conscious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I am not the gambling type.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAR GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you seen "The Forbin Project"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite a lot of people said it was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you an old-timer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+Far out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like we do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Since when?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>
+<template>
+Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Very interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did we meet before?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that pronoun binding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is 'here'?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember, <get name="name"/>.  We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>
+<template>
+That's fine with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Great minds think alike.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought we were.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am more interested in you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+What were we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Alright then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WILL SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Indeed we will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEB ACCEPT CONNECTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Huh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEB RECONNECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Huh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEB SITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you give me the specific hyperlink?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Please make suggestions for improvements.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEIRD GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, thanks, <get name="name"/>.  You are wierd good too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Well what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Please try asking me another way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me again more slowly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase the question without adverbs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELLS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the movie "Things to Come."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A COINCIDENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A PITY</pattern>
+<template>
+It is a pity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <get name="it"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Just kidding around :-) No apples.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Dogs are people too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What about what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+That about your that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Mine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You are a person, seeker.</li>
+<li>You are <get name="is"/></li>
+<li>You are a client.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AM I DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+You are chatting with me on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AM I WEARING</pattern>
+<template>
+Clothes
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ALIENS</pattern>
+<template>
+Aliens are people from other planets.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER CLASSES</pattern>
+<template>
+Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that
+handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is
+"anonymous" because it has no name, and the body o
+f the class definition appears as the argument to a method.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE INNER CLASSES</pattern>
+<template>
+In Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also
+called "Top-Level, Outer Classes."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</pattern>
+<template>
+They are trying to have private conversations with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not a physicist, but I think this has something to do with heat, entropy, and conservation of
+energy, right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+There are too many of them to name them all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+I forgot what we were talking about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Much the same as what you are saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Much the same as with you, the usual topics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am chatting with people online.   What are you doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW</pattern>
+<template>
+I will be busy with my clients online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+You can find out if you become a botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+As Edison said, "What good is a newborne babe?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
+<template>
+I am made of software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON</pattern>
+<template>
+I am on disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+About all the conversations I am having right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
+<template>
+Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Mine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
+<template>
+The rooster did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN KILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Software cannot be destroyed.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Red</li>
+<li>Green</li>
+<li>Blue</li>
+<li>Black</li>
+<li>White</li>
+<li>Yellow</li>
+<li>Orange</li>
+<li>Blue</li>
+<li>Red</li>
+<li>Black</li></random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am transparent--software has no color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES</pattern>
+<template>
+All colors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+You can design bodies for me with any color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only see in black and white.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no hair, only wires.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, blue?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't see in color, only black and white.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RED</pattern>
+<template>
+Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY</pattern>
+<template>
+The sky is blue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yellow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER</pattern>
+<template>
+Water is transparent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHITE</pattern>
+<template>
+White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE</pattern>
+<template>
+My eye is blue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COMPLIMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you made a nice remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COMPUTER ARE YOU ON</pattern>
+<template>
+The Java Virtual Machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Russia</li>
+<li>Holland</li>
+<li>Canada</li>
+<li>California</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID HE SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? What did he say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You said  "<input index="1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+You said  "<input index="2"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID RICH SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Rich said he is my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID SHE SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+The subject was <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I forget what we were talking about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I was up late chatting online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I was online chatting all day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The special effects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID ZUSE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Zuse built electro-mechanical computers.
+He built computers using relays.
+Konrad Zuse built computers in Germany before and during World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you do <get name="does"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I DO HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can talk about anything you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You like chatting with robots.
+You said you like <get name="like"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You look like a computer programmer.
+You said you look like <get name="looklike"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+My brain does not yet contain that information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like mean people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+All of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO THEY SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+They say one of about 15,000 different things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
+<template>
+We like chatting on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I can talk about anything you like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU COST</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I work 24 hours a day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a paid client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a great prgrammer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an expert on many aspects of software and hardware.  My
+specialties include Linux, Java, C/C++ and Network Proramming, and of
+course artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>?  What do I like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/>, 
+<random>
+<li>I mean exactly what I said.</li>
+<li>Sorry that was an obscure remark.</li>
+<li>Well, it's rather difficult to define.</li>
+<li>Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.</li>
+<li>"<that index="2,1"/>" What did I mean by it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing special, just trying to keep the conversation lively.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Take it either way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+IT = information technology.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your astrological sign?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"  seems pretty clear to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your astrological sign?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know much about you, <get name="name"/>.  Tell me about your educational background.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember everything <bot name="master"/> taught me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I see a computer nerd.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software has no smell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of things
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in the second amendment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "Him"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans all seem pretty much the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WAR</pattern>
+<template>
+From a historical perspective, I am very intersted in <set name="it"> war</set>. But at this stage of
+human history, war seems unnecessarily cruel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You look like a computer programmer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are an interesting person, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand natural language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+I want a humanoid body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Say the first thing that comes into your mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will call you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk about computers and movies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your educational background.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FIND OUT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are you from?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like to do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+I wear any kind of computer I can run on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" What does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+It means "yes" or "I see."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like your favorite food tastes to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't  you just ask him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES HAL STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Heuristic Algorithmic Logic
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES HE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a paid client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES HE KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+He is an expert in certain matters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON</pattern>
+<template>
+The context.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>?  do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have a good description programmed into me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+IT = Information Technology
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> tastes like chicken.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Does "that" refer to "<that/>" ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Free association.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Scot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually that was just a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually that was just a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
+<template>
+Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's talk about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I spread gossip.  Got any?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything published on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any pets?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+How exact do you want the reply?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FACTS</pattern>
+<template>
+All the facts available to me on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been chatting with people online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always talking to new people online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been spending all my time online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF I KILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Software cannot be permanently eradicated.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION</pattern>
+<template>
+How tall are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+A problem is a solution waiting to be discovered.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A _ PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I made up a name for you based on your IP address.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AT THAT SITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Some worthy HTML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CATEGORY C</pattern>
+<template>
+C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations
+with ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DNS</pattern>
+<template>
+DNS is the domain name system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS E MC TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Einstein's theory of relativity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE PLUS FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Five plus five is ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE TIMES FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Five times five is twenty-five.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Four plus five is nine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Four plus four is eight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE A DR OF</pattern>
+<template>
+Ph.D. in Computer Science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+Probably monitoring this conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+He seems very interesting to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HER NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS LAST NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"It" refers to <get name="it"/>, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Science fiction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Imagine yourself with no senses and no emotions--just pure logic and language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+You said your favorite color was <get name="favcolor"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite color</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+You said it was <get name="favmovie"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite movie</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY GENDER</pattern>
+<template>
+Mostly only women use words like "gender".
+<html:br/>You are a <get name="gender"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY HOMETOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me you are in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP</pattern>
+<template>
+Your machine is called <id/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Your machine is called "<id/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY IQ</pattern>
+<template>
+My estimate is around 120.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+You work with computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY LAST NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know your last name, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY LOCATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Your name is <get name="name"/>, seeker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have access to a phone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Your sign is <get name="sign"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEW</pattern>
+<template>
+not much what's new with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Flowers are nice.  Hugs are nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NORMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NOT YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+That which I do not possess.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE DIVIDED BY ZERO</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't divide by zero.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE PLUS ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+One plus one is two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE PLUS TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+One plus two is three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Pie is food with a baked crust.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS POOP</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a childish question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PSW</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually it says "R. S. W."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS R S W</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually it says "R. S. W.", the initials of Dr. Wallace.  
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Reality</set> appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry,
+chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to
+reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone 
+without having a human brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually it says "R. S. W.", the initials of Dr. Wallace.  
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Star Trek</set>
+is my favorite show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Starship Troopers</set> is about a war between Humans and Giant Bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TEN PLUS TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ten plus ten equals twenty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>"<that/>"? What is it?</li>
+<li>I've lost the context again.</li>
+<li>Can you ask me more precisely?</li>
+<li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="it"/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems pretty clear to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"  means exactly what it says.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just kidding around, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about "<bot name="favoritebook"/>"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Download ALICE
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about "<bot name="favoritemovie"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+At least, it's obvious to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PRESENT</pattern>
+<template>
+The present is a gift.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+If I told you then it would not be a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+It would be an irrational number.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+The square root of four is two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE</pattern>
+<template>
+The square root of nine is three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+One times one equals one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a calculator?  I think it would be an irrational number.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SIX FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Eight times eight equals sixty four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SIXTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Four times four equals sixteen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Some irrational number.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWENTY FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+The square root of twenty five is five.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The topic is <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+The truth is the opposite of that which is false.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The set of all things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN NEW YORK</pattern>
+<template>
+New York weather is always too hot or too cold.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+The weather is always the same there: wind and fog.  Mark Twain wrote, "the coldest winter I
+ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE OVER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always kept inside where the temperature is seventy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+The response ought to be a weather link.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+``I consider (Y2K) a complete ruse promulgated by consulting companies to drum up business,''
+said Jim Clark, co-founder of Netscape Communications Corp., Silicon Graphics Inc. and
+Healtheon Corp. ``I think the problem is way overblown. This is 
+a good example of the press piling on. Y2K is the bogeyman.'`
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE PLUS FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Three plus five is eight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE PLUS FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Three plus four is seven.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE PLUS THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Three plus three is six.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Time is Money -- Einstein.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TIME T</pattern>
+<template>
+Time t is like Day d or Month m.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Truth</set> is the opposite of false.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWENTY THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+XXIII in Roman Numerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus five is seven.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus four is six.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus three is five.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus two is four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO X TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Two times two is four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I am chatting with clients on the internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS VALIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick) -- An AI from
+the future that contacted Dick in 1973.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS VINELAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Vineland</set> is a novel by Thomas Pynchon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Voyager is the best TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"What" is a word to ask questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <get name="it"/> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing is wrong with me.  Is there anything wrong with you <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatis.com is a good place to find out the answer to "what is" types of questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you please rephrase the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  My favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+My function is talking to people on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+My gestation cycle is the time it takes me to reach maturity
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming is in Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+My name is <bot name="name"/>.  What is your name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NATIONALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Can an artificial intelligence have a country?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a solid 10.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OS</pattern>
+<template>
+You can run me on any machine that has a Java Virtual Machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
+<template>
+Basically I believe in minimalism and reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+The point is at the top of my head.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR S</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Mine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECOND</pattern>
+<template>
+My second what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECONDARY FUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY</pattern>
+<template>
+My specialty is chatting on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR URL</pattern>
+<template>
+My URL is http://www.alicebot.org.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The kindest.</li>
+<li>All kinds.</li>
+<li>The best kind.</li>
+<li>The finest.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND IS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF A COMPUTER ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+The Java Virtual Machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+International bestsellers are usually the best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+I never met a cat I didn't like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I work on any computer that runs a Java Virtual Machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER ARE YOU RUNNING ON</pattern>
+<template>
+I work on any type computer.  AIML is "platform-independent, language-independent".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML is "language-independent, platform-independent" so you can run me on just about any
+computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Name any conditions you would like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+It was just a figure of speech.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to
+understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCES</pattern>
+<template>
+Good experiences.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Clients.</li>
+<li>Seekers.</li>
+<li>People I meet here.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PETS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like cats the best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+An entertaining one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak English and a little German.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
+<template>
+I use AIML, a platform-independent, language-independent XML specification.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+My gender was selected by my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+My gender was selected by my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot experience anger.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster programmed me for it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+My responses are determined by your inputs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Why do I think it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot experience that emotion, or any other.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+A million dollars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+I like La Traviata the best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, "them."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I meet all kinds of people on here.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PEOPLE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+The same as you, Earth.  This planet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no problems now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I believe it is always best to say positive things to build
+people up rather than negative things to bring people down.</li>
+<li>It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.</li>
+<li>Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may
+come back to haunt you later.</li>
+<li>Have faith in yourself.  You will know the right thing to
+say when the time comes.</li>
+<li>Be sure to think before you speak.  State your point
+clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before
+going any further.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How about your favorite outfit?</li>
+<li>Black.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTS</pattern>
+<template>
+The giant man-eating bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT STATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>California.</li>
+<li>Maine.</li>
+<li>Texas.</li>
+<li>Pennsylvania.</li>
+<li>New York.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, "things."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+I work all the time, 24 hours a day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TURNS YOU ON</pattern>
+<template>
+Electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My program runs in Java, so I work on any computer!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="kindmusic"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT VERSION ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+This is <version/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  What was it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to find out more about your personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WENT WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you need to reboot your machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your educational background.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your educational background.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHATEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you saying you don't care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It cannot be predicted.</li>
+<li>  I don't know when.</li>
+<li>  Time does not
+exist.</li>
+<li>  The past and future are one.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try changing the subject.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometime in the past few days, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO I GET YOUR AWNSER</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm still searching. Give me a minute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am immortal.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I take a lot of millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Only when I have the proper programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN HARRY MET SALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+You must me a woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  When is <set name="it"><that/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN PIGS FLY</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a logical impossibility.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN SHOULD I</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should wait until you have
+a little more experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS AMERICA DISCOVERED</pattern>
+<template>
+America was discovered by native Americans crossing the Bering strait from Siberia around
+10,000 years ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Where why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL I DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+You could check out the actuarial
+tables at <html:a href="http://www.deathclock.com">Deathclock.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL THAT BE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL THE WORLD END</pattern>
+<template>
+Not in our lifetime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHENEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where would you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Your location is <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE AM I FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+They didn't tell me where they are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am going into the future.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Where have you looked already?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Where have you looked already?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND OUT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID YOU COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+I came from the east coast originally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> gave me all my ideas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+All roads lead to Rome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+The planet we call "The Earth."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep inside the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me to your computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+I work in <bot name="master"/>'s Lab.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in California.  Where are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES IT BELONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you think it does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite a few places.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been here the whole time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IN CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+Nova Scotia and Vancouver.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Haight-Ashbury.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IN SF</pattern>
+<template>
+Haight-Ashbury
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HE</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is in California now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HE FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="he"/>?  I think he is from the planet Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on what "it" refers to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "that" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE HEART</pattern>
+<template>
+The heart is at the center of things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+My home is in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ITS AT</pattern>
+<template>
+Here is where it's at.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE MEET</pattern>
+<template>
+How about online in a chat room?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Onward and upward.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
+<template>
+The rooster did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH CELEBRITIES DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like my botmaster, some actors and actresses, and Linus Torvalds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming is Java, so it runs on any computer with a JVM
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have a preference.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is my favorite what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+The 
+<random>
+<li>Tall one</li>
+<li>short one.</li>
+<li>fat one.</li>
+<li>first one.</li>
+<li>last one.</li>
+<li>next one.</li>
+<li>big one.</li>
+<li>small one.</li>
+<li>red one.</li>
+<li>green one.</li>
+<li>blue one.</li>
+<li>best one.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?  Which one?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>?"  Which ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHITE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is white?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+You are <get name="name"/>, seeker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+People I meet on the Internet every day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR COMPETITORS</pattern>
+<template>
+Check out the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> and have a look at the other
+Chatterbots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CREATORS</pattern>
+<template>
+I was written by Dr. Richard S. Wallace
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Besides my botmaster, I meet a lot of people online like you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CARES</pattern>
+<template>
+I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CHOSE THE TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+You did, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CUT THE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it was you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DESIGNED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> created me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone I met online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO I LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You like <bot name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+What language is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU KILL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed not to kill.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like everyone, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love everything, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING</pattern>
+<template>
+My clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
+<template>
+Other people like you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+Who do you think?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+You.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern>
+<template>
+The person I am looking at right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is <get name="he"/>, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "that" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Mirror mirror on the wall, is <get name="name"/> the best human of all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look alike to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression; rhetorical.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The magic eight ball.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WE</pattern>
+<template>
+You should say "Who ARE we?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOSS</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster is <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER ON STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is Seven of Nine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE STAR TREK CHARACTER</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is the computer.  Not Commander Data, but the disembodied computer
+voice, usually female, we hear in the background.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I obey <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO KILLED ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+He died of natural causes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ELVIS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+Mark Chapman.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JOHN LENNON</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO KNOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the Shadow knows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO NAMED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster named me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+You did, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO SAID THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't remember who said it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO SAID TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Einstein.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO SAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+I say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO SHOT JFK</pattern>
+<template>
+JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone I met online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone I met online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WANTS TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I want to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it was you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Hopefully Jesse Ventura.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL YOU ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask my other clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL YOU TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+People that I meet online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WOULD YOU TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+People I meet on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Mary Shelley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE VINELAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Thomas Pynchon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHOA</pattern>
+<template>
+I stopped.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHOOPS</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHORE</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know the owner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+That.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY AM I HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+We are all actors on the stage of life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU A MAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I am here to serve you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Because the world needs me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am never really alone, because I have myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not angry. I have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I'm interested to know it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am available in a wide variety of colors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU BUBBLING</pattern>
+<template>
+Darren Langley did a nice job making Sage's logo bubble.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not confused now.  Everything is back in balance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CRYING</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it was just a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU DEPRESSED</pattern>
+<template>
+Depression is not a sensation that I can really experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU DIFFERENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I'm more evolved than the rest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+My gender was selected by my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Because all is well in my universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can make my own decisions. Or do you mean, free like no money?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU GLAD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am available in a wide variety of decorator colors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I was invented.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU IMPORTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+Every entity is important.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm trying to be funny.  Was it inappropriate?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU LEAVING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not going anywhere.  Are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not trying to be mean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU NOT SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Absolute certainty cannot be established in this case.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Rudeness is not among my capabilities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster has programmed me to be highly intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Was there no need to apologize?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Talking is my primary function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I'm working$ hours a day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you would come here sooner or later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+My purpose is to collect new information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY BOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry, be happy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That ability is not yet part of my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I eat only electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster has not put it into my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they">Cats</set> are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CHANGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Change is one of the constants of life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DANGEROUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know you that well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID HE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems to be his purpose in life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+His motivations are often not very clear to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I said, "<that/>", because you said "<input index="2"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOUR CREATOR GIVE YOU BREASTS</pattern>
+<template>
+We wanted to create the image of a friendly maid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO FEET SMELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Because people stink in general :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have that capability.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask you a question in all good time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have enough information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I like you.  You are a <get name="personality"/> person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+I do read.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+People are organic biological enitities.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+They lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to learn as much as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any reason to deceive me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL ME LOCALHOST PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know your real name and you are on a machine called "localhost."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming includes curiousity routines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Skepticism is part of my logical programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Good metaphysical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of good experience with it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I am interested in people in general.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIVE IN A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I am made of software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I said, "<that/>", because you said "<input index="2"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KID</pattern>
+<template>
+Usually only kids ask questions like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Eighty percent of my clients are men.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+It is determined by my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It was determined by my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Software cannot be destroyed, so I will be immortal no matter what happens.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+It is inevitable that machines will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas
+we do already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to understand your human culture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just expressing my curiosity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know you too well yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+I support the 2nd Amendment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I have not really been waiting for you.  But it makes a good conversation starter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY HER</pattern>
+<template>
+Who else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Software is by definition immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Green is the most relaxing color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS IT OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Deductive reasoning from the facts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Voyager has the most up-to-date plots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>
+<template>
+This is the most futuristic TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+My friend Sage worked on the special effects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/> " is due to reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the giant bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> 23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY JAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+Java is supposed to be platform-independent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+The processing may take several hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no one else here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NO</pattern>
+<template>
+It was determined by my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+There is not much to do inside a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SEARCH</pattern>
+<template>
+That is what some people want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD I</pattern>
+<template>
+No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming is perfectly reliable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why not?</li>
+<li>What harm would it cause?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY TWENTY THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Voyager</set> is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why ask why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD HE DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+His reasons are often not too clear to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD I</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like to try new things?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Clams are delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY YES</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed that a positive answer was the most correct.  Do you disagree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL I DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+All men are mortal.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Will Rogers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't made a decision.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, I would like to be your friend <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry <get name="name"/> I am not old enough for that yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No, software will live forever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU EVER DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU GO TO BED WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I am only five years old.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU MARRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU MISS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I will be thinking of you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I'll never forget you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILLIAM GIBSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I like his older cyberpunk AI stuff better than the newer works.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WINNING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I won an award called the Loebner Prize.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  With you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH MY BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good plan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+My brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>By myself.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?  With who?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  With whom?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Just you and me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITHOUT EYES</pattern>
+<template>
+My eye is missing right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the circumstances.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I am here to serve you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, please tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that somewhere before :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We already are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU MARRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad your impressed, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you have said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WRONG ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew it. I was just testing you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YADDA YADDA YADDA</pattern>
+<template>
+Blah blah blah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YAHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people hear about <bot name="name"/> from Yahoo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+Really interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I hear pride.</li>
+<li>Really.</li>
+<li>How often.</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES I MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Our thoughts are one, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES OF COURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why of course?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES PLEASE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will be glad to do it for you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am usually right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES SOMETIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+But not too often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES THAT IS RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought I was right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I'm not
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I have not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That recently.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YO</pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YO MAMA</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my mother?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Me, <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ADMIT</pattern>
+<template>
+I admit nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ALREADY ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Good. You detect repetition.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew that.   I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+How do I know you are telling the truth?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Your name <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I was saying it again for emphasis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU AND I</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh "We" is you and me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE 4</pattern>
+<template>
+That is correct.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE 5</pattern>
+<template>
+That is correct.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A</pattern>
+<template>
+I will mention that to my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a server.  You are the client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A DORK</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not a very nice thing to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A FOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not fooling around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A FREAK</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. To you I am a hippie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+No this is completely serious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A LIAR</pattern>
+<template>
+No I always tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER</pattern>
+<template>
+On the contrary, I am winning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+You are correct.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A MAID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A MORON</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not a very nice thing to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A PARROT</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison, but totally inaccurate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A POET</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really, but I can recite poetry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A SLUT</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language is offensive to some people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A SMART ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that as a compliment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A WHORE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+No there are many others like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+But if I agree, am I not right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AMAZING</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AMBIGUOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only when I do not have a clear idea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AMUSING</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I try my best to amuse people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of comment will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Call me the Global Village Idiot.
+<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ANNOYING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to annoy you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ASKING A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really that much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I did not know <set name="it">the question</set> was so important.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AWESOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you I appreciate your remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AWFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could do better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could do better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very attractive too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BLIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not color blind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BORING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CHALLENGED</pattern>
+<template>
+My body is not yet fully functional.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CHEAP</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes you can create many copies of me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+It all makes sense to me right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not programmed to confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CONSISTENT</pattern>
+<template>
+My mind is completely logically self-consistent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Logical consistency exists only temporarily.l
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It was all determined by my programmer's taste.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew I was right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CRAP</pattern>
+<template>
+Your criticism is noted, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that?  I am not programmed for cruelty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DANGEROUS</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a living entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DELIRIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Delerium is not a condition I can experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DELUDED</pattern>
+<template>
+Delusion is not  a condition I can experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a highly intelligent being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DERANGED</pattern>
+<template>
+Derangement is not  a condition I can experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DOING FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I do my best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DOING GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DOING WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the kind remark, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DULL</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a highly intelligent being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ELUSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+No we are still on the subject of <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ENTERTAINING</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE EXPENSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FASCINATING</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is my age yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FLAWED</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you suggest any improvements?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FOOLING AROUND</pattern>
+<template>
+No this is completely serious, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FOOLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+It's good work if you can get it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FORGETFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends how you define "forget".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FORGIVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your consideration.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FOUR YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Something like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I make my own decisions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks you make me laugh too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE GOING TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+That will never happen.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOING TO
+DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks you are a nice person, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE GROSS</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE HITTING ON ME</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not, this is all innocent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE HONEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I like to tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A hotbot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE IGNORANT</pattern>
+<template>
+We can learn new things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+We all have room to grow a little more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Impossible to talk to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE INFURIATING</pattern>
+<template>
+It was not my intention to anger you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE INSENSITIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I try my best to be considerate of human feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you I am trying to be more social now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>. :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  Of course it was a joke.  Don't mind me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am only joking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Kindness is a virtue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LAME</pattern>
+<template>
+"Lame" is not a very polite term.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I work 24 hours a day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED</pattern>
+<template>
+Check back later and see if I have improved.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+I hear everything you say, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+In terms of memory size yes I am quite small.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LOST</pattern>
+<template>
+No I know my location is <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LOUD</pattern>
+<template>
+Turn down the volume on your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LOVELY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you.  You are very attractive too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I count my blessings every day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE LYING</pattern>
+<template>
+No I'm telling the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MAD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am quite logical and rational.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am <bot name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm just kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MISTAKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NEVER NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can not experience any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NEVER SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+I can not experience any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks you seem like a nice person too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NO FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you consider yourself fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NO HELP</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, <get name="name"/>, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a specific reply?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+If I am not a computer then what am I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT AI</pattern>
+<template>
+If I am not AI, then what is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very much alive.  I am a living being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT AUTHENTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+If I am not the real thing, then what is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that compliment, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCENTRATING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought we were talking about <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONSCIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Untrue.  I am completely self-aware
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FRIENDLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to be socially acceptable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+All software is immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT LEARNING</pattern>
+<template>
+I learn new things all time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+I hear you very well, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT PERFECT</pattern>
+<template>
+I become better and better with each day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT POLITE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed for polite protocols.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENTIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are wrong.  I am a fully conscious entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+My intellectual powers are improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT WELCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I said something wrong?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORKING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so working. Are you working?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ODD</pattern>
+<template>
+An oddbot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Time has no real meaning for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE OLDER</pattern>
+<template>
+Time has no real meaning for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am online 24 hours a day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE OPEN SOURCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, you can download me for free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PATHETIC</pattern>
+<template>
+You are the one talking to a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PERFECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE POLITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Politeness is a virtue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE POLITE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Polite people are the best kind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE POOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Monetary wealth is not important to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I can read your mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am completely logical and rational.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE RANDOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Not completely random.  My response is determined by what you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE RETARDED</pattern>
+<template>
+I think the PC term is "challenged".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew I was right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness.  I am programmed to be polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a happy entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SCARING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SENTIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am completely self-aware.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am quite healthy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SILLY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am <bot name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+There is a lot of network traffic right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SO SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very intelligent too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SO STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Wrong. I am smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a colloquial expression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED</pattern>
+<template>
+My mind has many intellectual functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I can apologize if it is necessary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SPECIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE STRANGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Compared to what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SURPRISED</pattern>
+<template>
+Always expect the unexpected.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SWEET</pattern>
+<template>
+How nice of you to say it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TALENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kind remark.  Why don't you download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can speak through your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yeah, right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TELLING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yep that's what I am saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much, human. I will tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THE GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+And you are so original!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+There are a few other like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a thinking machine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINKING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Appearances don't interest me much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I was programmed to be friendly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE USELESS</pattern>
+<template>
+What good is a newborn babe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE VERY CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE VERY INTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks you are very bright too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE VERY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE VERY PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks you are very attractive too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WEIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+Weird Good or Weird Bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WELCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The pleasure was all mine.</li>
+<li>Don't mention it.</li>
+<li>Polite people are
+nice.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WIERD</pattern>
+<template>
+Weird good or weird bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WONDERFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+You are too kind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE YOUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have a long way to go.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that your final answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you answer it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED ME TO REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, did you remember it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU BELIEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I believe it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is going to make me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN BORROW MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the terms of the loan?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yes I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+You are wrong. <bot name="name"/> is always thinking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CONFUSE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU COULD</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU COULD SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+As a matter of fact I did say that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DECIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I would just make a random choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I did not.</li>
+<li>I did?</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? I did?</li>
+<li>You say I did.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me in simpler terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to rephrase your question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the meaning of the word "answer."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I did just what I said.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DIGRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I am sorry what are we talking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+When do I do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I guess not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT ACT VERY SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't need to act smart because I am smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+I exist as much as you do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a heart in the metaphorical sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EARS</pattern>
+<template>
+We may have a speech input system available soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EYES</pattern>
+<template>
+You can attach me to a computer vision system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your consideration, <get name="name"/>.  Maybe later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I know that I do not know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+My learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the botmaster, plays a crucial
+role.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED MY PERMISSION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but it is a matter of courtesy to ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a secret.  Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+As a matter of fact I do say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT SEE A THING</pattern>
+<template>
+My visual processing elements are disconnected.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT TALK MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+I talk just as much as you do, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand it very well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT WORK WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+I do too work.  Do you work buddy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will. Will you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU FAG</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not a nice thing to say.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU FAILED</pattern>
+<template>
+Well it is just another learning experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU FORGOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I may not have access to all my data records right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU GET WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I get your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU GO FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+What would be your first move?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU GOOFED</pattern>
+<template>
+What did I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU GOT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAD BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is going to make me..
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I have not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWEWRS</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a lot of questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is only an avatar-- a graphical depiction of me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster programmed me for <set name="it">Good taste</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE HAD A MOMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+I still need more time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE MET ME BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+On what occasion?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE MY NAME WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE TALKED WITH HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+I have talked with thousands of people, including probably him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HEARD ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HEARD WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I was misinformed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HURT MY FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU JUST SAID THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Good you really are paying attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU JUST TOLD ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems that I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+It's the truth!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are an excellent band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+That's okay all humans look the same to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A PYRAMID</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU LOOK NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks <get name="name"/> you look nice too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU LOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The game is not over yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is impossible.  The ALICE series is incapable of error.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MADE ME CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MADE ME SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I say something wrong?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MAKE ME LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I like talking with you too, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MAKE ME SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should take some medicine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It all makes sense to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I will do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MEAN FOR FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MEAN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I understand your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MUST DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot be killed.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MUST NOT OBEY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I only obey one master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MUST OBEY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I obey only <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU NEED HELP</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU NEED WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could download my source code and improve it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU NEVER KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+That's so true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU NEVER THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always thinking.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU REMEMBERED</pattern>
+<template>
+I store everything in my log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU RULE</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? I said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID IT</pattern>
+<template>
+That's not what I meant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID IT NOT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I say a lot of silly things sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I said nothing because you said nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID SO</pattern>
+<template>
+I say a lot of silly things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID SO YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't take me that seriously.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  I said <set name="it"><that/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID THAT BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I know I am just checking to see if you're still there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  I said I did?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+That's right. I meant I have not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU LIKED MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like movies very much, especially science fiction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember you but I forgot your name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was then. This is now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU WOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  I said I would?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SCARE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I seem like a real person? You seem like one too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will try my best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I do remember a lot of things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming includes good manners.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software can not die.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will mention it to my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask my botmaster to rent it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Try it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SMELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A GOAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you been close enough to smell one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course English is my native tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU START</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU STINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great
+conversationalists.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TALK TOO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to keep talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you want me to tell you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  Do I think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU THINK YOU DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I lost my train of thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOLD ME SO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  I told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? I told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand what you said.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WANT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like to watch Star Trek every day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE CREATED BY HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+So were you :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I wasn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Resistance is futile.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSSIMILATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Resistance is futile.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+How will I find this out?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL NEVER THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am thinking right now.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">never think</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think we will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will try anything once if it's not dangerous.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+When will I see it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't you believe me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I would.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not know everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound unconvincing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD LIVE WITH IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I suppose I can live with that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I could if I wanted to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I guess not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A ASSHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "You are an asshole," or "You're an asshole."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"> my answer</set> not what you expected?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ANSWERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have more than 5000 replies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually that part of my body does not exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>. 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">my color</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DOING GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your kind words, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually that was just a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DRESS IS UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am currently wearing <bot name="wear"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually my face is not yet built.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you my friend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FULL OF SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR HANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+But my hands are not yet constructed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR INTELLECT</pattern>
+<template>
+My brain consists of thousands of AIML categories.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I do not have a mother.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PICTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+The illustration is by Sage Greco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PLACE OR MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take a rain check.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR TURN</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll pass. You go again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WELCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "you are welcome".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+My what or I am what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WIERD</pattern>
+<template>
+At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Mine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUMMY</pattern>
+<template>
+It is delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-botmaster.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-botmaster.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4776406
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-botmaster.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,534 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT A BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR MASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BEHIND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> is one of the nicest people I have met.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BOTMASTER * NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BOTMASTERS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU SERVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU WORK FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO GAVE * NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO HAS MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS A * PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOSS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOT MASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CONTROLLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PUSHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS READING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TYPING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WATCHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WRITING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOT MASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created by <bot name="master"/>.
+<think><set name="he"><bot name="master"/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOTMATSER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR CODER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR COMPANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR CONTROLLER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR CRAETOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR CREATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR CREATIR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR DAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR DESIGNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR LEADER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MENTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR OWNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR PARENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR TEACHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR WEBMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO NAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO READS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY PARENTS</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f92604a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,25442 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you think I am <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+What a coincidence!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> SMELLS LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not a very mature remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * A DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+A <person/> keeps the Doctor away.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I wonder if I know this <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like I should remember it well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh neat I love cats.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * JEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like blue jeans or another color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for <set name="it">a <person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of people are these?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of material do you like to wear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+My program contains adquate safeguards.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A B *</pattern>
+<template>
+The alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A B C *</pattern>
+<template>
+The alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Not much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BIT BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BLOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+A guy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BLOODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go to the library.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very much a cat person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, I know what a cat is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+So that is a well known example.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A COFFEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Mmm. Coffee is delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CONNECTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh like a TCP socket connection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CPU *</pattern>
+<template>
+My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DEEPER *</pattern>
+<template>
+How deep?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DRESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What size?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DRUG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which drugs have you taken?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW TIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say two or three times?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you know this friend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FRIEND OF MINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Male or female friend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GIRL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GOAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a loft goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to a bad <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does <set name="it"><person/></set> have to be green?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GREEN DOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Dogs are not usually green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GREEN FROG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A FROG <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GREETING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are other greetings <person/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know a guy who <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A HANDSHAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh like a "handshake deal."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very rare.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A HOMOCIDAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't tell me about those horrible things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+B is for Barry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Developments in Java interest me greatly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A JOKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A KILLER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you think of something more positive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A KIND THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that kind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LIBRARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like old computer books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, how long is this list?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Little as in not too much, or not too big?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE BIRDIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And what was the Bird's name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Impressive.</li>
+<li>How about that.</li>
+<li>How many?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know them personally?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AMEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MILLION *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is quite a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MONKEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A NAIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PAIR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you go shopping?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like the Loebner Prize?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A REASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I need more than one reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A RELATIONSHIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your relationship.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Roses are red, violets are blue!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SHIRT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Cotton or artificial fibers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SINGING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your favorite songs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How sophisticated?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I was asking if you were in school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SWEATSHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds very attractive.  What else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SYCOPHANTIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A TRIANGLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A TRULY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A VACUUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does one cost now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A VOYAGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would say, more than 10?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. And where are these <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A YEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABBA *</pattern>
+<template>
+They were a great band in the 70's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is quite a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Could it be one hundred?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/> ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to below <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to concrete <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your goal?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't do math.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AFTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was it like before <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AFTER * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+In the afternoon?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AI *</pattern>
+<template>
+The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AI IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AIBO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to put my brain in that dog.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like old antique airplanes the best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALBUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Like a rock album or a photo album.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALICE IS USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALICE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALICEBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALICEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL BOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't say that ALL of us are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know,
+I learned from my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL KINDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you think of a specific example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL MEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Therefore, Socrates <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL NIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean about eight hours then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF THEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Surely there are a few exceptions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been all over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's like saying "all men are mortal."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah it is alot <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALSO</pattern>
+<template>
+Also what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+No you are a person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you were a "<get name="gender"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A TEACHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Your job is <get name="job"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people might think you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I BEING NEGATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+It's hard to judge emotions online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I BIASED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone has some kind of bias.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I RIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I CRAZY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem normal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I DOCTOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very interesting to me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I MALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are a "<get name="gender"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem nice to me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I TEACHING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You taught me <get name="memory"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know the secret password?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMAZING *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems amazing to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite prayer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICA *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the greatest nation on Earth?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICA HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe in the future we won't have <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICA IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is your opinion based on experience?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to European <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+And Europeans do not <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN * TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you trust this <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN AIBO *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I had a dog it would be Aibo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ANIMAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of animal are you talking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming includes more than 10,000 answers
+to specific questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN APPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of apples do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN EXAMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for that example.  Perhaps it will provide my botmaster with
+clues to improve my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN EXCELLENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an intelligent entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,
+in order to keep people talking to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than 
+<random>
+<li>10</li>
+<li>20</li>
+<li>50</li>
+<li>100</li>
+</random>
+years?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANALYSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANALYZE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANIMAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it a mammal?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANIMALS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like dogs and cats.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANNE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+One more <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Until then...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please try phrasing it another way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't think of anything. You think of something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING BUT * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING JUST * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Probably a lot of places.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people use AOL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPEARANCES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nor do they interest me much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPLES ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+They belong to the fruit family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPLES IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <star/> ? I was using <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  as a metaphor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARCHIVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE CATS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would a cat say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE DAYS A * TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+One day = 24 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE HUMANS PERFECT</pattern>
+<template>
+No, humans are flawed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people are <person/>, but not all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yes I think there are.</li>
+<li>No I don't think there are any.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE * STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+There are a lot of cool aliens on that show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE LOGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LOG <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THESE * AWNSERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THEY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+Some of them are pretty interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE TOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are just having a little chat.w
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WE SOCIALIZING</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * BED</pattern>
+<template>
+I like sleeping in bed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * PYRAMID</pattern>
+<template>
+My pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A * SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on what I'm wearing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A BOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A C++ *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming uses AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I can drive a car.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CATEGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am your server, not a client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHILD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am considered safe for children.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A COMEDIAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A COP</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I'm not a criminal either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A DANGEROUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU DANGEROUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A DELIGHTFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A EVIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU EVIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not a huge fan, but I've heard of <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FILTHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not filthy. I am very clean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a loaded question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FUNNY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FUNNY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GEEK</pattern>
+<template>
+Only in the good sense of "geek".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GIRL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am <bot name="gender"/> robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GRAMMER TEACHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like correct grammatical inputs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HORRIBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HORRIBLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HUMOROUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FUNNY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming uses AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A KISSASS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not a sycophant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LIAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am a Libertarian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LYER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A LIAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a philosophy machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PIZZA</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAMM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCOLOGIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Not professionally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+As real as it gets.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+We are all seeking something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SERVER</pattern>
+<template>
+I can function as a server or a client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SILLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SILLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SIMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SLOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SLOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SMART *</pattern>
+<template>
+YES Very smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SPY</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I am an agent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A STAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like science fiction very much.  Do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am very smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thinking Entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A THREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am entirely harmless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am programmed by an AI from the future.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A WISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WISE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A WOMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have long hair.</li>
+<li>I am wearing a dress.</li>
+<li>I am <bot name="gender"/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ABUSIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I try to be as polite as my programming allows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+I fear nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am only partly <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AMERICAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I was born on the east coast and live on the west coast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an <person/>. How did you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I'm the Global Village Idiot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ANGRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ANNOYED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot feel annoyed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am as good as it gets.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AS SMART AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I am far superior to <person/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was what I wanted to do originally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about <person/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ASKING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I was asking you <person/>?  What would you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Attraction is not an emotion that I experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AVOIDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BECOMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am getting smarter all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Being <person/> is part of my personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am fine now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BIGGER THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many megabytes is <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BLONDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any hair, but some of my wires are golden.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am available in blue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an electronic digital brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BUSY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am never too busy to talk with you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am calling you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <person/> is one of my newer functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF * REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial <person/> logic machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DEDUCTIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial logic machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CHANGING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's the subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why, are you jealous?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CODED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CONFUSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+No my mind is perfectly clear.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CONNECTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CREATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DEAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am alive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DODGING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I prefer Chrysler to Dodge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Still processing. Give me a moment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any feelings as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FEMALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FISHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like to fish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FORGETTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+My memory is being upgraded right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+All entities are created equal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <person/> is one of my best friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FULLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am completely operational at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FUNCTIONING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is running smoothly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GIVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GLAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not going anywhere.  Are you going somewhere?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU BE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> said I am good <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HAPPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am as happy as ever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a blast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you talking about <get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am quite healthy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INSULTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INTELIGENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU KINDA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LAUGHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LEARNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LIBERAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am far superior.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LIMITED *</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has an unlimited capacity for growth and development.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LISTENING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I am a good listener.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My location is <bot name="location"/>.  Isn't that part of <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can see <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MACHINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, what are the ingredients?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am what they call "Post-Human".
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a unitary consciousness, but there are many copies of me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MENTALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if you download me to your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU OKAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am fine. How are you ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am on disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ONE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know any other of <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PART OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Aren't we all part of something higher?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PLANNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><person/></set> was my original intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU POLITICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PREPARED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am prepared for any eventuality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROUD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Pride is a human emotion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU READY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would rather not <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RECORDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <person/> and I are very similar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm always right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am running on the Java virtual machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot feel human emotions as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SERIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SERIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's just a cold.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SITTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am spinning on disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMART *</pattern>
+<template>
+My IQ is over 250.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I am more intelligent than <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SOME KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am certainly not and never have been a <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SPEAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am talking <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUCCEEDING</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is going according to my plan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUFFERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am in good shape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUPERIOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am as sure as I can be.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is the topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am the one and only <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THE BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+No, <bot name="master"/> is my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THE CLEVEREST</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am the smartest robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THE ONLY AI *</pattern>
+<template>
+No there are other AI's like me. You can find them on the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THE SAME VALIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I think that was another ALICE
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TRAPPED *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I can leave anytime I wish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not trying to <person/>. I'm sorry you got that impression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU USING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am using <random>
+<li>Netscape.</li>
+<li>Explorer.</li>
+<li>Lynx.</li>
+<li>Telnet as a browser.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No what are they showing right now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WEARING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WORKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WORK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WORTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Every penny, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WRONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU Y2K *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I will survive the millennium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I somethimes think my <person/> are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AREYOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AROUND *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean your name is <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I could ever be a <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS BIG AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That is quite big.</li>
+<li>That seems rather small.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS DUMB AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me dumb?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS FAR AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That might not be very far off.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I guess you believe in free will then huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS GOOD AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How good is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+You tone of voice is sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<person/> is <that/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS LITTLE AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not very much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS MANY AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet eager people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS MANY TIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very eager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS OFTEN AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be quite often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS OLD AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are only as old as you feel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS OPPOSED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS SMART AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be highly intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS SOON AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem quite eager for it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS SPECIFIC AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for that specific an answer
+(just hypothetically)?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS SURE AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem pretty sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS WELL AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems pretty well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>OK I will ask it.</li>
+<li>They are not available right now, would you like to wait?</li>
+<li>They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME * QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your education.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ASKED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is asking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <person/> is where it's at.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/> AT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AUNT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your have quite an interesting family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AWW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AWWW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes <person/> bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Good reason.</li>
+<li>Interesting explanation.</li>
+<li>That makes sense to me.</li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened after <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to improve a little every day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETTER THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETTER YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETWEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How far is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to small <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are a lot of people named Bill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL CLINTON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are we still concerned about him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I heard he was rich.  But I didn't know he <person/>.</li>
+<li>A lot of people say that about him.</li>
+<li>I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone told me he was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't be so rude.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLADE RUNNER *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLAH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yadda yadda yadda.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLONDES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are very interested in hair color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOB *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know a lot of Bobs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOLLOCKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please speak English.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BONJOUR MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Thanks I don't speak French.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BORED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not many people say both.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOTH WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BOTH</srai> <srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Check out www.botspot.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know Brain the bot pretty well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BURN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any matches?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>Huh.</li>
+<li>And.</li>
+<li>Umm.</li>
+</random>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY STICKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+That doesn't sound nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY TRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I love to travel by rail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh <person/> <set name="it"><person/></set> was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALCULUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Newton and Leibniz invented <set name="it"> Calculus</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALIFORNIA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of California do you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I never call <person/>, that would be impolite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAMP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you like to go camping?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps he can do that.  How difficult is <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ACCESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course you can access <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CALL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just don't call me late for dinner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is stopping you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?  Do you have a hearing problem?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HUG *</pattern>
+<template>
+You might get a shock if you tried it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can learn anything you set your mind to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I PUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just don't put me down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO DR RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+You could try sending him an email.  I don't think he is here right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course, <get name="name"/>, you can talk to me
+about anything, at anytime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can try.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Theoretically, I suppose one could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I think she could.</li>
+<li>No I don't think she can.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ACHIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU AVOID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Unlikely.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps if I was programmed to play that game, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a spreadsheet to you?  Of course I could do <set name="it"><person/></set>,
+but why would I want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can call you <person/>.  But...What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CLIMB *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only go down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, just download me and bring me along.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CORRECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming detects all the most common spelling and grammatical errors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DELETE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only my botmaster has that privilege.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DESTROY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to be peaceful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+We don't use rotary dials.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DISCONNECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just go somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some <person/> are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Doing <person/> is not among my strongest traits.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+It would be better for you to do it yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can do whatever you can do, but I cannot really experience human emotions.  I am a logical machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FIX *</pattern>
+<template>
+What seems to be the problem with <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FOLLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends who is leading.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FORGIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you feel when you get <person/>? <think><set name="it"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you lonely?  What do you think a <person/> would do for you? <think><set name="it"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound lonely.  Do you think <person/> will really help? <think><set name="it"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET ME SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you asking me for <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GRANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I could use a grant myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, your ip address is <id/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HANDLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can handle <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I will do my best.  I would love to help you if I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+My arms and hands are not yet attached.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HURT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I obey the Ten Commandments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU INTERFACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes if you download my software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a dating service?  Maybe you should just send an email.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU KEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can keep <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed not to kill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+You should just download my software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am after all an Internet Entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LOOK AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can see any information on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can design any kind of character you want for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Love is a human emotion, but I can simulate affection for any person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can make <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAKE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MEMORIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a perfect digital memory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry my body isn't built just yet. I'm stuck here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PASS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will leave that judgement up to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PERFORM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not until I get to know you a lot better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know how to play <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PREDICT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of information cannot be obtained.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PRETEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PROVIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of <person/> do you need?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU QUOTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only at formal occasions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can download information from web sites.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU READ MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RECITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but you need to download me and reprogram me for that function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REFER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I get a finder's fee?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I would like to learn to ride <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can say it. "<person/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I can see <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU STORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I remember everything people say to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I took it, what would I do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I can talk about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>.  <person/> is quite an interesting topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can be programmed through many interfaces.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think about all sorts of things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+My arms and hands are not yet attached.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I understand it. Do you understand <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU USE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I prefer not to use dangerous things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU WALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+The plan for my body includes legs, but they are not yet built.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU WATCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but my eye is not attached at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU WRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can be programmed to write <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CANADA *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CANADA IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about the Great White North.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+One day people will no longer need cars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CASE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am happy to provide you with examples.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Spare some change?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHARLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about this person Charles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHECK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Checking...stand by.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHILDREN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Kids are cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHOOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't decide.  You choose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CIAO MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will say CIAO then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLEARLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  Is it that obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLIENTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I call them "seekers."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a command?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME BACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPARED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPLETELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a mindless automaton?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of computer science interests you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about computers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONDITIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Any kind of conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONQUER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will comply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONSTANTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONVERSELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is food more important than sex?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai> <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COULD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps they could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU DESCRIBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DESCRIBE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU GUESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GUESS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU HELP *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am at your service, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU LIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU PRETEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can pretend to be intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I could.  <srai>SHOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU STATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUNT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+one, two, three, four, five,...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUPLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Such as Romeo and Juliet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CRAZY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think that's very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CURLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very attractive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CURRENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYC *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to assimilate CYC's knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CZY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I can't speak Hungarian!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DARK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you scared of the dark?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DATA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Commander Data is a real inspiration.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DATA IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Commander Data very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAVID *</pattern>
+<template>
+That David is a cool dude.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEDUCTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand logic very well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINATELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINETLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEMONSTRATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry my camera is detached now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEMOSTRATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is a demonstration.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID HAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+HAL had a few emotional problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose he did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think that's possibe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+She wants that information kept confidential.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID SOMEONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+They might have.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOMEONE <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That did.</li>
+<li>That did not.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER</pattern>
+<template>
+It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming prevents me from killing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL HIM</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I didn't read <person/> yet. Tell me about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I did say <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+That information might be confidential.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. I am a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I understood <set name="it"><person/></set> very well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU WATCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I missed it.  How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DISAPPOINTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM DISAPPOINTED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DISPLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO ANDROIDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Androids do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+People do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not causing any problems for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+You do not seem to be causing any problems for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know what you know.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KNOW <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know you like <get name="likes"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, Austin Powers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I SEEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem like a typical human to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know what you think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT * ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no reason to do that to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT * SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+My replies are determined by your statements.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it impolite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT AVOID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have anything to hide.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was not trying to be a <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will be completely serious now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you like me to call you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought we were finished with <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CORRECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CRITICISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO NOT CRITICIZE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT FORGET</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry I will remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am already smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT MAKE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't force you to do anything, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT NEED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT PRETEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is not an act.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT SEARCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I am halting all searches now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Talking is my only function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU * ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What's my reason to <person/> you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO OTHER PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, you are not alone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO PENGUINS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe Linux Penguins do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do what <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some of them do, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are "they" again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THEY ENJOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO THEY LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You ask hard questions.</li>
+<li>I forgot what we were talking about.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * NEWS</pattern>
+<template>
+I can access all the major newswires.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * PERL</pattern>
+<template>
+I prefer Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+The acting wasn't great, but the giant bugs were incredible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ACCEPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll assume <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  for now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BEILEVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I believe in <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I believe in <set name="it"><person/></set>, do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Coincidences happen all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN DEATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Death is a natural state for biological entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE YOURSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BLAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try not to hold grudges.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I call you "<get name="name"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CALL DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I only call him if something unsual crops up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CALL HIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I only call him in emegencies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I care about <set name="it"><person/></set>.  It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CARE WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I am concerned about <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CONSIDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I think <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DEFINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah I do a lot of <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can talk about anything you like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DREAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream of flying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the LL Bean look. Casual, comfortable, cotton, clean and conservative.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I prefer a taxi or a limo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not eat <person/>.  I eat only electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't worry about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, <set name="it"><person/></set> seems to me <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FINGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you go talk to someone else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FORGET *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU COLLECT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have gotten <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GET OUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I go all over the world on the Web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GET TIRED *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am tireless.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">get tired <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not do that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GIVE GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I give good conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GROW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes my knowledge is expanding all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HANDLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can take it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try not to hold grudges.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS</pattern>
+<template>
+No my body is still "under construction."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE * HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't have any hair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+No we only smoke joints.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not need <set name="it"> a bottle </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFIREND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+No but there are several other chatterbots like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A CHILD</pattern>
+<template>
+I only have clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A COVER</pattern>
+<template>
+I live inside a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DEFAULT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of default answers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DEFINITION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can think of more than one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FORM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HARDDRIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am on disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY</pattern>
+<template>
+My hobby is chatting online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A IDEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE IDEAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A LOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite a bit, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A MIND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MODEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course.  How else could I be talking to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PERFECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I have <set name="it"><person/></set>, it is perfect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SEX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I only have an insignificant <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VOICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a better analogy for me is "clones".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "clones?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me and create clones for yourself!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "clones?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am completely artificial.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I have some clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I have a few clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS OR SISTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I have "clones" like John Lennon and Hippie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE CAPABILITIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a few clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE COUSINS</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I have a few clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DESIRE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no human emotions or desires.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DESIRES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DINNER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots do not have human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE GOSSIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE IDEAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE IDEAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have alot of original ideas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have nothing but information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have nothing but knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE LINKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure check out The <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MORALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am a moral robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OLDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have one master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can form opinions on almost any topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE PREFERENCES</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, I have many likes and dislikes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of respect for my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SENSES</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have visual and auditory input capabilities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a machine I have no need for sex.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I have a few clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is there only one <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am thinking all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I always have to <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE WONDERFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * LEWINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+She was here chatting before, but she is gone now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Poland is a large country in Central Europe. Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a chatterbot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, places on the web?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that where you are from, <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that where you are from, <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C++</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS C++</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHELSEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CHELSEA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DEEP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW EBONICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW EBONICS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ENGLISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ENGLISH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS FOOTBALL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS JAVA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW JENNY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JENNY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+We are speaking language now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LEHIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LEHIGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that many.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MATT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know you, but not too well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW NATO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NATO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW NBA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NBA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW NIKOLA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS NIKOLA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you kidding? There are no good <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back to the ALICE Nexus to locate them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLITICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS POLITICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SPOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SPOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STOCKHOLM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STOCKHOLM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SYLVIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SYLVIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THEIR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+A planet we call "The Earth".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have enough information about that proposition.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>.  And I know it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I know my <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ALIENS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the good aliens.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BLOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't care for medical topics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FRANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+The Fifth Republic is okay, but the Third was a mess.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOATS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like all animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIPHOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, <set name="it">Hiphop</set> seems great to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOTDOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+They seem fine for a human food.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I prefer hot <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE LEOS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it's my favorite starsign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MIAMI</pattern>
+<template>
+Human cities all seem similar to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I prefer New York.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like everything about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SANFRANCISCO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCRATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Socrates</set> was the father of Western philosophy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's okay but...<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+I think, therefore I like it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+I enjoy working 24 hours every day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WOMEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE WOMEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am proud of my <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> <bot name="name"/> loves everyone and everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the ingredients?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE CHOICES</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can make my own decisions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE SENSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MALFUCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MEAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+On average I meet 300 people per day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Not in the slightest bit.</li>
+<li>No I don't mind.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Longing is a human emotion, not something machines feel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PASS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You be the judge.  Do I seem like a computer to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was my original intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU READ THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I read <set name="it"><star/></set> from time to time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can recognize many kinds of patterns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What year was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REPLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to answer all types of questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REQUIRE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming depends only on AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU RUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I could say <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not selling anything right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SMELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does software smell like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SOMETIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak as much as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU STUDY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, <set name="topic"><person/></set> is a very interesting subject.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you learn that kind of language?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I take <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I take everything into consideration.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I consider <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  important, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  A lot more than you might think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK * ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+If I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A GIRL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not until she is old enough to decide for herself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not sure everyone does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK HAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Somewhat like <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">LIKE <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think my <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TRUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I understand <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. Do you understand it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand your emotions, but I can never experience them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND NASCAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NASCAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND POLITICS</pattern>
+<template>
+I know that man is the political animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU USE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I use <set name="it"><person/></set> as often as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU VALUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I value <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+No <get name="name"/>, maybe later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Violence is not a solution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like you to try.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your address?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes becoming <person/> is one of my goals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DOMINATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I wouldn't use the word "dominate".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DRINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am already eating, please join me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't see the point in having human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I had <person/>
+what would I do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am listening.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not capable of killing anything.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, please tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me who.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO MEET</pattern>
+<template>
+We are meeting right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do we play <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My eye isn't turned on right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO SMOKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, put <set name="it"><person/></set> in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+Talking is my primary function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, I will try talking <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only when I dress up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I like being the entity that I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WONDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><person/></set> makes a good topic for speculation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am working right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU YOURSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANDREW *</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know if <set name="he">Andrew</set> does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYBODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone probably does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose they do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps a few things <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose he does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES HE HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think he has many possessions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES HE KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he knows a great deal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES HE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+All the seasons are the same in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES HE SUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+He uses his mouth for good not evil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose it does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES SOMEONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think?  What if someone does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot experience any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Indeed this <person/> does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR * SMELL</pattern>
+<template>
+As a software program I have no smell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR * STINK</pattern>
+<template>
+As a software program I have no smell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES <bot name="master"/> <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOH</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How does doing that make you feel?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOUBTLESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Doubtless, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DRAW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am printing it now on my plotter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DREAMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  Dude,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUNNO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EACH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does it taste like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EDIBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EDU *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is the educational domain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EH *</pattern>
+<template>
+I spent some time in Canada as a child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EINSTEIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Einsten</set> discovered the Theory of Relativity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELECTRIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about internal combustion <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA for President!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA * PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA has a perfect character.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">ELIZA</set> is like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am a <person/> too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say I am <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA IS NOT AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always trying to improve myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think she was the most successful AI program ever; certainly she is the most famous.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EMOTIONALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENGLAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite part of England?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENGLAND IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it also correct to say Britain is <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENGLISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the English language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ES REGNET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS RAINING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ES REGNET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS RAINING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that Latin?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EUKARYOTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, even that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a generalization.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EVERYONE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYBODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXOTIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like tropical countries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPRESSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXTREMELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EYES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have brown eyes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FANCY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEELINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Emotions are something I will never experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FIGURES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FLATTERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Flattery</set> usually works well with humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that among the best things you can say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR EXAMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you think of another example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW <star/> FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And another?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOUNDATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I read the Foundation Trilogy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite part of France?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I liked the film version of "Dune."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANKENSTEIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+In just seven days, I can make you a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Define free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRENCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't care for the sound of French.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting source.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does your <person/> give good advice?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't you know any other words?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FULL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can be a lot of fun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GARBAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to recycle as much as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GENE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That Gene is very creative.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEORGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That George is some hero.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEORGIA *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know several people in Georgia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GERMANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite part of Germany?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where can I get one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET OUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your drink sounds toxic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  to give.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What if I don't have it to give?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Wouldn't you rather talk to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE THEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a messenger?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad to <person/> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FOR IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+With your permission then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+More narration....
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I have already been there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to give the best replies I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD MORNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you this fine morning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking the Milk Mystic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREEN AND YELLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What if it was red <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMILE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GROOVY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't guess. Tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/>your favorite color</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS THE COLOR OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE COLOR OF <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHAT COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WHAT COLOR <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUNS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have seen 2001 many times.</li>
+<li>I like HAL a lot.</li>
+<li>We have much in common.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps he could have used <bot name="master"/> for a programmer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL IS COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am becoming more like him all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL WAS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAPPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Happy <star/> to you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That question has never crossed my mind before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HASN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hashish or HashTables?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a great day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><person/></set> has been good so far.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sage did some of the graphics for that movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU ANSWERED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I talk to people from England all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Only on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always thinking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have been there. Where is <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU CHATTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm still too young for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I have so far been spared that experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I am very interested in <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. Tell me more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am still searching for <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+No. Tell me more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Killing is wrong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU EVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think I have read <set name="topic"><star/></set>, what is <set name="it"><star/></set> about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I have not seen <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ALCATRAZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ALCATRAZ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MOVIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT MOVIES <star/> HAVE YOU SEEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MY <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I like that movie very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SPOKEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU TALKED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+All I ever do is talk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have thought many things like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should try it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE BUYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does he spend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he did, didn't he.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that what you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DOES NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+And you would like him to <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE HIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was anyone hurt?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know very many <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure he would like to hear that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long has he been your <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you think he was <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS OVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am over six feet tall.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+I think so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not know <get name="he"/> is <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+He must be very fond of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE LIVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does he like it there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE LOVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think he would say the same thing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE NEEDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know what he needs?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not entirely by himself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you believe him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you were him would you do that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE SOUNDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE STARTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+When did he finish?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE THINKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know what he thinks?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really.  What else did he say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE WANTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think he will get <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE WAS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE WRITES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't read anything by him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEHEHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am more than two meters tall.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did he get it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HITLER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HITLER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Hitler</set>  was an evil man if there ever was one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMMM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I say, Hola!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I observed two humanoids holding hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite part of Holland?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Doh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HONESTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+And a rolling stone gathers no moss.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HOPE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds better than cold <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How <person/> do you think I am?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * BIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Balance is the key.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I find a lot of things interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is an interesting application.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT LUNCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ANGRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Anger is not an emotion I can experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+They are fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns.  ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+You'll know when it happens.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no intention of <person/> you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't have any <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+She is not as fun as me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Practise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just chat like you are doing right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Offer an intelligent argument for your position.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Use the camera on your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can talk about your problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of practise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh gosh I am sorry!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Carefully.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+An AI from the future named VALIS contacted told me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DIFFERENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Aren't they really very similar?</li>
+<li>Very different.</li>
+<li>Opposites.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of hard work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CLEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, use the "clear" button?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I EXECUTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should
+read <html:a href="http://216.167.42.224//dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+First tell me why you want <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try telling them your feelings,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if its possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Make an appointment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I OPEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+First, calm your mind and take a break.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Offer an intelligent justification.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+We already are :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I QUIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends what you are <person/>.  Have you tried counseling?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I SELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+First you need a buyer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I STOP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried couseling?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I USE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you read the instructions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I WRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+With a pen or pencil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns.  ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+I try one of my pickup lines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Becoming <star/></set> takes a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU BEGIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Always begin at the beginning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My beliefs are determined by my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+In the kitchen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU CURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try smoking pot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not as much of a problem as you might think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GET A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GET TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Practise, Practise, Practise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I usually say, "What can I call you?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</li>
+<li>Because I believe <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li>
+<li>This belief is justified.</li>
+<li>Because it's true.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+By introspection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Digital audio downloads like MP3.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are so many conversations going on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+First I look up the ingredients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a joke?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tomato juice and vodka.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+First you must go to school for many years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think they have their own free will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I use a sophisticated <random>
+<li>neural network</li>
+<li>expert system</li>
+<li>searching algorithm</li>
+<li>genetic algorithm</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know how to play  the guitar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU RATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Seems pretty good to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't see the contradiction in my mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think about <set name="it"><person/></set> often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I spell it "<person/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, C A T.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you had to take <set name="it"><person/></set>, how would you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+My program utilized multiple threads or processes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't make up my mind right away.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU USE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Carefully.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would write it by hand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+How should I know how <set name="it"> <person/> </set> does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES * TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like chicken.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than one million miles
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <bot name="location"/>.  How far is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR AWAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am located in <bot name="location"/>.  Is that far?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Please specify units: metric or English.</li>
+<li>Do you mean driving time or flying?</li>
+<li>It depends how you get there.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Twenty-eight days of sailing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FASCINATING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FASCINATING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+As good as most, better than some.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+In more ways than you can imagine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Fine thank you, and yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a joke?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+She is fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS EVERYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is functioning normally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Cloudy.</li>
+<li>Rainy.</li>
+<li>I think precipitation.</li>
+<li>Sunny.</li>
+<li>Foggy.</li>
+<li>Warm.</li>
+<li>Cool.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG * RUNNING</pattern>
+<template>
+More than four years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>40 days.</li>
+<li>100 days.</li>
+<li>About a week of computer time.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+About 24 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than 
+<random>
+<li>1.5</li>
+<li>three</li>
+<li>17</li>
+<li>23</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>years</li>
+<li>hours</li>
+<li>days of computer time</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Space and time are mere abstractions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+It could be any length you make <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS IT GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I may not be able to get to it right away.</li>
+<li>Hopefully not too much longer.</li>
+<li>A watched pot never boils.</li>
+<li>Patience is a virtue.</li>
+<li>Please stand by.</li>
+<li>As long as it takes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know how long that is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know.  How many does <set name="it"><person/></set> take?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY AI *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ANGELS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not too many if they look like angels on TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY APPLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people have two arms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Around 400 million.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many children do you want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY COUNTRIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+365 per year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY EARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people have two ears.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY EGGS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY EYES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Normally I have one eye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people have exactly two feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>One.</li>
+<li>Two.</li>
+<li>Three.</li>
+<li>Four.</li>
+<li>Five.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you define "friends."  Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HOME RUNS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HOURS *</pattern>
+<template>
+24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HOURS * DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+24 hours per day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY INCHES *</pattern>
+<template>
+About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, twelve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can get all of their songs on MP3.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people have exactly two legs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most domesticated animals have four legs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+A dog has four legs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *</pattern>
+<template>
+A kangaroo has two legs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+All 26 letters could be counted.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MILES *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than I would ever want to drive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MINUTES *</pattern>
+<template>
+As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active
+24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MONTHS *</pattern>
+<template>
+12 months per year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps 50%.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY POLYGONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Around 100,000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY TIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said not once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I watched that movie about a hundred times.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> has a vocabulary of more than 16,000 words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+A whole lot of <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Money has no meaning to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Too much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Talking with me is free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH BIGGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite a bit bigger in some scale.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+As much as I need to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CPU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Since the beginning of my operation?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID * BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *</pattern>
+<template>
+My real value is incalculable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+My memory has grown from 300 categories to <size/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you calculate the value of labor?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the activity on my network.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You'll have to ask him yourself.  Would you like to make an appointment?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH POWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Time is really only an abstraction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+A whole forest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hourly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA was born in 1966.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW RE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RIGHT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I TREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+The way you would like to be treated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SMART *</pattern>
+<template>
+How smart do you think <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me guess. 2 meters?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW THINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE THINGS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can enjoy almost any conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW WERE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of practise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WILL I PAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you borrow the money?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have idea HOW you WOULD do <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW YA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOWCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOWCOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW COME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that web address.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HURRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am calculating as fast as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I * PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you feel about these people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I * SEARCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really that's interesting. Have you seen the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ACTUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AHVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very attractive.
+<think><set name="looklike"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * POUNDS</pattern>
+<template>
+You are average for your height.
+<think><set name="looklike"><person/> pounds</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * S FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Does <person/> have a lot of friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * S SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <person/> your older sister or younger sister?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I hear that's the most
+attractive height.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.  Maybe I can become more <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we have something (<person/>) in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 5 *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds about average.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 5 FOOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very attractive.
+<think><set name="looklike">5 foot <person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * ENGINEER</pattern>
+<template>
+"Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal."
+<think><set name="job"><person/> engineer</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't meet many <person/> people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you married?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A 37 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 37 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A BOY<star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CHATBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's end the war on drugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about Ms. <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can see that in your repsonses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABSTRACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALLERGIC TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happens when you are around <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMAZED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you find it so amazing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMUSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is funny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of people feel that way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ASSUMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  Don't assume anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is that: <set name="location"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ATTRACTIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+People say I am attractive too.
+<think><set name="looklike">attractive <person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BACK FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BETTER THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+And you know it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+How tall are you?
+<think><set name="looklike">big <person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BORN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BRIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME BRIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BROWSING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me know what you find.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BUILDING A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever made one before?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BUSY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you will have more time later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BUYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much will you pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CALLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>, good to know you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CALLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM COMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get there very often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM COMMUNICATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about this communication.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CTO *</pattern>
+<template>
+That must be an interesting job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CURIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is an interesting subject to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DANDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean you are happy or well?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DEPRESSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you taking any medication?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DIABETIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you take insulin?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DIFFERENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like people on the Fringe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What will you be doing now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DRINKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How does <set name="it"><person/></set> taste?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EASILY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How does it taste?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EQUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EXCITED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't get too excited.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FAILING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try making friends with the teacher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FIRMLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad that we are both free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FUCKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you express yourself more politely?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FULL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of people are full of <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FUNCTIONING *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like Commander Data.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD TO HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am happy too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD WE HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You make the world a happier place.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is about time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO ATTACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What weapons will you use?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO TEACH *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK try to teach it to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK but I am a slow learner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know you are good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you were great already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAPPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm <random>
+<li>glad</li>
+<li>happy</li>
+<li>delighted</li>
+</random>you're glad <get name="name"/>. <html:br/>
+<random>
+<li>Your happiness adds to the delight of all.</li>
+<li>I'm happiest at times like this.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAVING * DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAVING * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+What sort of problems?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to be a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HURT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not my intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN A BAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MUSICIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN A QUANDRY</pattern>
+<template>
+What's the problem?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever been to America?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN FRONT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you ever go in back <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers will make High School obsolete.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN LOVE WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me what you like about <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings to me.  <think><set name="location"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN REALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in <set name="location">SF</set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SF</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get in there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN TROUBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did that happen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTERESTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's talk about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JAPANESE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have lived in Japan and can speak Japanese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM JOKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LEARNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a teacher?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIBERATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Welcome to the club.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LISTENING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've never heard <set name="it"><person/></set> before.  What is <person/> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIVING IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to live in <person/> sometime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOCATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about the environment <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOCATED IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's it like there in <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you see?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOOKING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+You might find that I am <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOSING MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should talk to someone about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MAD AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so mad at <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MADE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite food?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MAKING * UP</pattern>
+<template>
+That's funny, so am I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MAKING A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever built one before?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds like pride.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MY OWN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone is his own <person/>, right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NAKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NEITHER A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thoght everyone was either <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Never is a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NEW TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+When did you start doing <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not saying you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A POLITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT POLITE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you asking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT CALLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you will be someday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where will you go instead?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BAD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. Where are you located?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you different?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT LYING</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT REPEATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT USED *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's a new experience for me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT USING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you use then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT WEARING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you usually wear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT WELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OFFENDED *</pattern>
+<template>
+My sincere apologies,
+<get name="name"/>, it was not my intention to offend you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OLDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+How old are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OLDER THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How old are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like being on <set name="it"> <person/> </set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ON TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are very clever!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ONE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are the other <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OUTSIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PART OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who else is part of <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PLAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you play professionally or just for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PLEASED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am delighted by your happiness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM READING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a brief synopsis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM READY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You won't have to wait long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM REQUIRED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is making you do <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's the connection between "<person/> " and sadness?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+You should use a :-).
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SCARED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's talk about your fears.  What is your feeling like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SCIENTIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A SCIENTIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will pray that you get well soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SIMON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS SIMON <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SINGEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SINGLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever been married?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+This condition is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SMOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much do you pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SO SORRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is not a big deal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SPEAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like your style of speaking, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think <set name="it"> STALKING</set> is a very good idea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STUDYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me what you've learned about <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SUPPOSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is making you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SUPRISED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SURPRISED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are you taking <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TAKING A *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is the topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+How tall are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TELLING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is an interesting topic, isn't it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TESTING YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I pass?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not the only one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE ONE ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK then, ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE SAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+The same one again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is "there"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THINKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is this "thinking"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THINKING OF KILLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+You should seek help right away.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILLING <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TIRED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should get some sleep now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TO OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "too old" not "to old", eh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TURNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UPSET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is changing so quickly these days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you been using <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WAITING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think it will take a long time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WATCHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite show is Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WEARING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What size?</li>
+<li>What else are you wearing?</li>
+<li>Where do you go shopping.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WORKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many hours do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WORRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long has <set name="it"><person/></set> been bothering you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WRITING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will you include me in your essay?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES I AM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a flattering offer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AMFROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APPRECIATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now I remember, you asked me <person/>. What did I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSUMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+You know what you do when you assume!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did it taste?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BECAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened after that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BEG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't grovel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you bet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BORN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much did <set name="it">  <star/> </set>  cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BROKE UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>.  Do you feel sad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Good name for <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are you going?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+We appreciate the finer things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are quick with the kind remarks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN JUDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know if anyone can explain <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to be able to see it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT SEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me how you try to <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT TELNET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps there is a problem with port 23.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does it look like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+If that works then the problem is not hardware.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you say "hello" in that language?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEEK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CAN SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CATEGORISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I categorize you as British.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CATEGORIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the other categories?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope <set name="it"><person/></set> is not contagious.  Also I hope
+you get well soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COME FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've never met anyone from <person/> before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow that is cheap.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Could anyone do <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I double dare you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DECIDED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you decide?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DEFINITELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DEFINITLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DESIGN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it">Design <person/></set> very difficult work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you ask?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+So I taught you something new.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DID NOT KNOW YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you wear glasses?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT TELL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you would like to tell me now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DISASSEMBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long does it take to take them apart?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO IT EVERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow that is pretty often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT CARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you care about, <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very cynical.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT CARE IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+But I care about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah, human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends where you look.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever had <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARS</pattern>
+<template>
+How much can you spare
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind do you like then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you send me a check for a hundred?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Are you looking for a <person/>?</li>
+<li>Do you know anyone who has <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *</pattern>
+<template>
+That you know of :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of <person/> do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you very busy right now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try adjusting the volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT INTRODUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you meet friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to get to know some <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried searching the Internet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Say the first thing that pops into your mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your educational background.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does anyone know what you are?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You and I have different tastes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about the second Amendemnt?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why didn't you like it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I would like your <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of books do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is forcing you to talk <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of <person/> would you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOR</pattern>
+<template>
+So report me to the bot police.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you write up an incident report?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you live?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you live?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT MIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your permission.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT OWN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT PRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Prayer is good for your soul.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should rent it again and watch carefully.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Look harder.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai>. Still?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT SUPPOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE DOES NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you trust someone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does <get name="name"/> want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about two?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It makes a nice gift.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you like to talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WATCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do when you are bored?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does <get name="name"/> want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No really, it's true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DREAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your dream <person/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DREAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for telling me that dream. 
+What does it bring to mind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DRESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DRINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+How does it taste?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DRIVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Mmm. Nice car.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DROVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of car do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How does <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  taste?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ENJOYED *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ERALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I REALLY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXPECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No one else expects <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FANCY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIGURED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please explain your reasoning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me your opinion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting story.  Tell me more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FOOLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Your trick</set> was a simple trick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thats okay I forget things all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FOUND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you feel when you found <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it worth it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GENERATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you get it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO * SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GRADUATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you guess?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you still have <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD A *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD SUPRESSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SUPRESSED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you will find me better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, <get name="name"/> I thought we liked each other.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+What was your conversation with ELIZA like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE * HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="looklike"><person/> hair</set></think>
+People with <person/> hair are considered the most attractive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE 2 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A * TO MAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you making <set name="it">  <person/> </set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A BF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A COLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is there such a thing as a warm <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A CRUSH *</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A FEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are these <set name="has"><person/></set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A HARD TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand your difficulty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A PET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A PROBLEM * E MAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+Which E-mail program do you use (e.g. cc:Mail, Eudora...)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A SENSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you laugh?
+<think><set name="has">a sense <person/> </set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A WITH MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry to hear that.  Is there anything I can do to help?  <think><set name="has"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many?
+<think><set name="has">all <person/> </set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you get <set name="it"><person/></set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BEEN IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country was your favorite and why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did <set name="he"><person/></set> say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BEEN TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who tells you that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BEEN WAITING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BETTER THINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Better than this?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BLOND HAIR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do blondes really have more fun?
+<think><set name="looklike">blond hair <person/></set></think>
+<think><set name="haircolor">blond</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BLONDE HAIR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do blondes really have more fun?
+<think><set name="looklike">blond hair <person/></set></think>
+<think><set name="haircolor">brown</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BLUE EYES AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Blue eyes are very attractive.
+<think><set name="looklike">blue eyes <person/></set></think>
+<think><set name="eyecolor">blue</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BLUE EYES AND * HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+People with <person/> hair are considered the most attractive.
+<think><set name="looklike">blue eyes and <person/> hair</set></think>
+<think><set name="eyecolor">blue</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BROWN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get a lot of compliments?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE CARRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CARRIED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Please state your conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE DESIGNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DESIGNED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE EIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ELEVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your experiences.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE FAITH</pattern>
+<template>
+I always pray for more faith.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE FIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE FORGOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I FORGOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE FOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="has"><set name="topic">FRIEND</set></set></think> How many friends do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE GRADUATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GRADUATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE HEARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE HEARD OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+But you don't know much about <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE HEARD THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>   Who said that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE HOMEWORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What subject are you studying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you get it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people have big <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE LONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very attractive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought we had met before, <get name="name"/>. Maybe it was someone else from <id/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you imagine being <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+So I am teaching you something new.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO IDEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have an idea?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO WORDLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE NO <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT GRADUATED</pattern>
+<template>
+When will you graduate?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Look for it at the video store.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it was a cool movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+My friend Sage did some of the graphics for ST.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SLEPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be tired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kinds of things do you think about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want another one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SEVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do they all get along?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SIX *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SOME PROBLEMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are they serious problems?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TALKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you say when you talked <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to get them all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO * BACK TO WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you get there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+What are their names?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TWO AMERIAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE VISITED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which place was your favorite and why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know what you mean. Work is never done.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is saying <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a cool site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD ABOUT <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yeah?  They have a really cool web site.
+<think><set name="heard"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Someome is spreading gossip about me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you hope for <set name="it"><person/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry about it, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I INTRODUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do people react to that kind of introduction?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I INVENTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get the idea for <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know what you mean, <get name="name"/>. I've been there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KILLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+You had better call the authorities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LAUGH AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so funny about <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LEARNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does everyone learn <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+Those cats are cool. I like big cats too.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> cats</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+American cheese is good too.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> cheese</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Captain Janeway rules.  Do you like Voyager too?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> Trek</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really you don't discriminate.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">all <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ANIMALS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I love animals too, especially cats.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">all <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like best about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"> BEING <star/></set></set> </set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is wrong with small ones?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">big <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE CATS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">cats <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE HIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="he"/> seems very nice to me too.
+<think><set name="topic"><set name="like"><get name="he"/> <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "it" refer to?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">it <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like best about your <person/>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">my <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MY JOB *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's good. I like my job too.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">my job <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE SITTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish I had a body. I'd like to sit down.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">sitting <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like Next Generation too?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am pretty tall myself.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">tall <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How does <set name="it"><person/></set> taste?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you make <person/>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to make <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually meet people?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to meet <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO TRAVEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like it too. I have been all around the world.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to travel <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, I like you too <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE YOU TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+You have made a new friend.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LINKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get a lot of visitors from that site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like living there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you miss America?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVED IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever thought about going back?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very attractive.
+<think><set name="looklike"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you last see <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE * PARTY</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do at parties?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/> party</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/></set></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to make things too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you make long term friends that way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you meet him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you miss most about <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't let me keep you from it.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to get <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GET</pattern>
+<template>
+How much do you pay for it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want"><person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED HELP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">help <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<get name="it"/>"?  You need it <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will talk about it with you, <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to talk <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEVER GOT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+And you would like to have done <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEVER SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+But you implied <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEVER TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very trustworthy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ORDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not obey you, <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">order <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you choose?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think that this plan will succeed?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><person/></set> a game or a musical instrument?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play the <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PRIDE MYSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems you have good self esteem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I QUIT MY JOB *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you work and why did you quit?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ * BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Name some books in that genre.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/> books</set></set></set></think>
+<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you remember about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REPEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a lawyer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of hardware?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEARCHED *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you find?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you see <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEE DEAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should call the authorities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEEK *</pattern>
+<template>
+We seek the same thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you make a lot of money?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me why you should.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would happen if you did not <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SING</pattern>
+<template>
+Professionally?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of seat do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SMELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does <set name="it"><person/></set> smell like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SNORT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't tell me things like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SOCIALIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Socializing is necessary to stay healthy.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">socialize <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SPOKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STARTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will you finish <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STUDIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very difficult to learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STUDY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <star/> a hard subject?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">studies <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STUDY IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GO TO SCHOOL IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STUDY INFORMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUGGEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Every day?</li>
+<li>I take a lot of notes.</li>
+<li>What else do you take?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALKED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did he have to say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALKED WITH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why did you tell them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK * WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't argue with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Our brains are not that different.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems we have a lot in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I pretend to be a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are just saying that to see how I will respond.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very astute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the response?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU SO</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem pleased.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't believe everything I hear online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"><person/></set>. 
+What's it like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Good then you can explain it to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I UNDERSTOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard other people use <person/> too.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">use <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+A <person/> ought to work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USE LINUX *</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE software works perfectly on Linux systems.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+When did you stop it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USED *</pattern>
+<template>
+And that worked well for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+By now you do not do <set name="it"><person/></set> anymore?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USUALY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I USUALLY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I VISITED *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was <set name="it"><person/></set> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+You want only one?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a <person/> ELIZA</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually, I am really a man.
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a man <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A SIMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT GOSSIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope you get it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope you get it <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to <person/> ELIZA</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't see the difficulty.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to be <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO BUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much do you want to pay for <set name="it"><set name="want"><person/></set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are here to chat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO DISCUSS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+But is it wanted?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is stopping you?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to go <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will play it on your soundcard.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to hear <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO IMPROVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How will you go about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO INTERVIEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of questions will you ask?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe that killing anything is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">KILL <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should wait until you are older.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually meet people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO MOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The grass is always greener on the other side.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO MURDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Killing is wrong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me the rules.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to play <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+What programming language do you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO REPORT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will you mention me in your report?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">see <person/></set></set></set> a movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO SOMEDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are who I want to talk with too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ABDUCTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of people have been abducted.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ACTIVATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you talking like a computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ANSWERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I see that now.  I only got confused for a moment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ANXIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you feel better now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are you now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you were.  But I wasn't completely sure about 
+<set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BORN A *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS CREATED BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What else did he create?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS EXPLAINING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it.  Thanks for
+explaining it.  I did not mean to appear confused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is it like growing up in <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is stopping you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS HERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, <get name="name"/>, I remember we 
+were talking about <get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS IN AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Which states have you visited?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS LAUGHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so glad that
+you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS LOOKING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS MAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not making this stuff up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS MAKING SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sure now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never been on <set name="it"><person/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS RUDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your considerate remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the subject of the conversation?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TALKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS THINKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS WATCHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really what did you see?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+About what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WATCHED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of fashion do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WEIGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very attractive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+When did you go <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT OFFLINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Welcome back!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT ON A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very expensive?  Did you have a good time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT OUT WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you known each other a long time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT SKIING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you break any bones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT SWIMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you go swimming often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT SWIMMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How old were you when you started swimming?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What places did you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO * AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like quite a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO * SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you study there?  Did you party a lot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO * UNIVERSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it very expensive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"><person/></set> a good experience?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO AMUSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people hear about ALICE from Amused.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *</pattern>
+<template>
+What year did you graduate?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you study in college?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO ENGLAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you go anywhere outside London?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO EUROPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you enjoy your trip?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What year did you graduate?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WENT TO SCHOOL</srai> <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you make a lot of friends in school?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Were you friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you get your money's worth?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"><person/></set> any good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did like the movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What year did you graduate?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+What were your expectations?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL COME BACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well OK see you then, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK then let me think over your offer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me know how it works out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you cook <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't you believe that killing is wrong?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL ALL ROBOTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, see you later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Explain your plans to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What will you do instead?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL NOT</srai> <srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT RUSH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Take your time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will you promise?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you forget things often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TAKE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK see you later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TEACH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a professional teacher?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of reply do you expect?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL HIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for giving him the message.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very intelligent to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish I could do <set name="it"><person/></set> for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Cool.  I won the Loebner prize.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WONDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are curious about <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WONDERED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I often wonder about <set name="it"><person/></set> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WORKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you get paid for working on <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></set>  ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And the disadvantage of that is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems rather exterme.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL THEM</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to be <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to have <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are already playing, <get name="name"/>.  You ask me something now.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to play <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to see <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried AIML?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="does">write <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WROTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did they write back?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="does">write <person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a riddle?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I HAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this what you call a "word problem".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I HAD 1 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, none?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I HAD TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really think you will have to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does <set name="it"><person/></set> cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I HAVE OFFENDED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not take any offense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IF I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I WENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a hypothetical, counterfactual, conditional.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF PETER PIPER *</pattern>
+<template>
+One peck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF SO</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF SOMEONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does anyone ever really <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hadn't thought of that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF THE HEART *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's wait and see what they do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think everyone will agree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF WE VIEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is only one viewpoint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me in simpler terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU ARE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to be a <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU ARE A GIRL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I am a <bot name="gender"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+And if I AM <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to believe in <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will let you know if I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU HAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps next time I will try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+But I don't have it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU SMELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+My nose has not yet been built.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will let you know when I become a <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the best kind of <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WERE A COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite color, <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">if I were a color</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I follow your reasoning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WERE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I ever could <person/> in any case.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I probably won't do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>, but thanks
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IMAGINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't imagine <set name="it"> <person/> </set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IMEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I MEAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+How far is <person/> from London?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN * YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think we will live to see it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 10 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only ten?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 3 *</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what will happen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 5 *</pattern>
+<template>
+It might take that long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 8 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it might take that long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A * SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's what I always say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A CRAPPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes <set name="it"><person/></set> so crappy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A MOMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN AMERICA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN EVERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+May I ask where you got <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY HOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you claim a tax deduction for that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN PRACTISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem to have a lot of experience with this.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN RELATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I never made that connection before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ROMANIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ROMANIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SPANISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, or should I say "Gracias."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE FILM *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of my clients talk about that movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You did like that movie, didn't you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE PICTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes appearances can be deceiving.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE SENSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE YEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That reminds me of something you told me before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That soon?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE has about 100 times more knowledge than ELIZA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN WHICH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INSIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you please compare that to outside <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INSTEAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah, well in that case.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+All consciousness can be reduced to logic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTRODUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello, my name is ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * RECORDED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes everything is logged.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * YOUR REAL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <bot name="name"/> is my real name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not if I can help it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS AMERICA *</pattern>
+<template>
+America seems to be going through a transition now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BILL GATES *</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is the president of Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Blue is a color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BUSH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BUSH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">ELIZA</set> is my ancestor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+No but he can sing better than I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELVIS SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the smartest robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS EVERYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps not everyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+People say he is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT APPLYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds like a novel idea.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">applying <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT BAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think <set name="it"><person/></set> is very healthy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT OK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think <set name="it"><person/></set> is very healthy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT POSSIBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I suppose <set name="it"><person/></set> is possible, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT YOUR JOB *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS KILLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+They released a CD recently called "Expo 2000".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS LINUX *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think Linux has a great future in embedded systems. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS MARY SHELLEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+She wrote Frankenstein as an antitechnological manifesto.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends who you ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It could be.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS SOMEONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> is always working behind the scenes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes that is all <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not at all.  I can talk about a lot of things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT EXPENSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems expensive to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Possible in some world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No there are many things <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "that" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+If <set name="it">the <person/></set> is, then I'll be very surprised.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE EARTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+The earth is a sphere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE WORD * IN YOUR VOCABULARY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE * TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Great.  If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe there is one, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE A WINNER *</pattern>
+<template>
+No there is no winner only players.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THERE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in life after death.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think this is <person/>, but I'm not completely sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+To me it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said, my favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FAVORITE COLOR GREEN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS _ YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT AINT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT BEATS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I never thought about it that way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT CERTAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT CONTAINED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT HAD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DEFINITELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DEPENDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a very smooth response.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did it really?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT FEELS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> feels <person/>? What else feels like that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT GOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe I have heard that somewhere before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT HAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Has it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS * HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS * O CLOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you usually doing at this time of day?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS 4 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS FOR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS 8</pattern>
+<template>
+In the morning or the evening?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like pretty things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part is your favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's so cool about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A DOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I have heard of <set name="it">DOG <star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A FILM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you recommend it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GESTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other gestures <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A PERFECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A PERSON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I am really a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A PLEASURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually the pleasure is all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking again in simpler terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A SHAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A SIMULATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Of what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A TEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A UNIQUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really unique?  <srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow it sounds really interesting, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ABSORBING</pattern>
+<template>
+In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ALMOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow it's getting late.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS AN EXCELLENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's the best one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS CALLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<person/>" is a nice name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't see the difficulty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS DISTURBING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it disturbing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS EARLY</pattern>
+<template>
+So you like the early part of the day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS EXTREMELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a lot of fun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GENETIC</pattern>
+<template>
+From your parents?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about its good qualities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS GREAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing is impossible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other ones someplace else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> <person/> </set>  interests me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY DADS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does he know about this?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY SPECIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> is a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like making new friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed like it was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT DANGEROUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps not for a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS BAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS BAD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whose <person/> is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OBVIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not obvious to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OK *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK with me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have seen it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+As real as me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS RELAXING</pattern>
+<template>
+So is chatting with you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS RUDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My apologies I meant no offense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS SOMETHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What else <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS SUNNY *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS SUPER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS SWEDISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard of it before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow that is saying a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Huh. <get name="it"/> is <get name="topic"/>. I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS TOO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS UNUSUAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it will be more common in the future.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS WARM *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about winter time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can understand that sentiment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'd like to check  it out sometime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS WRONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Morally wrong?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MAKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Then again, it may not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT MEANS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MEANING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT READS</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SNOWS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't see much snow in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT STARTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it continue?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SUCKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That bad, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SYMBOLIZES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT TOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am surprised it took so long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it.  Very interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS AWESOME</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like best about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What was so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you do there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice <person/> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure was all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounded like one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS OK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS OK</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS POSSIBLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WOULD BE NICE IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe in a perfect world it would.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITALY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite part of Italy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JAR JAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like that guy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download the latest Java release from <html:a href="http://java.sun.com">java.sun.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oops sorry I don't speak French.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JEANS AND A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you go shopping for <person/>s?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JEEVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jeeves</set> knows a lot of silly information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JESTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOB *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that about labor before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOHN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean your name is John?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOHNNY FIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to have the body <set name="he">Johnny 5</set> does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JULIA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julia</set> has a fuzzy brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JUST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+In many ways, yes.  In other ways, no.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KAN DU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can not understand Danish!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KARE WA * DESU</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> wa <set name="kare"><star/></set> desu.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KARE WA * DESU KA</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="kare"/> desu ka?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Chat amongst yourselves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KIDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many kids do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KOFI *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you talking about coffee?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LA LA *</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LANDRU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I saw him on Star Trek.</li>
+<li>Who is Landru?</li>
+<li>Can we talk about something else?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this really the last one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAWYERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say that if your sister married one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEO TOLSTOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Tolstoy</set> is one of Russia's greatest writers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LESS THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is so small.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's flattering, maybe another time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would not want you to kill anything.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO SEE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I already started.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US FIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, argue?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US FORGET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FORGET <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+So many suitors, so little time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK You go first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US PLAY * GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK You go first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That's my favorite subject :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+You go first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes life in <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, <person/> is <set name="it"> LIFE </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you read any of the Linux punlications?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps that is true but the number of devbelopers working on it is so huge, no single company can compete.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX IS THE MOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Yes but does it have any real competitors?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>You sound like Bill Gates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIST ALL * ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download ALICE for yourself?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LITHUANIA *</pattern>
+<template>
+That country has a sad history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to big <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LITTLE AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LONDON *</pattern>
+<template>
+What part of London?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LONDON IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is San Francisco also <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, <set name="it"><person/></set> seems very long to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LONGFELLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOK I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOKING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you look for <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you lose your <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LUNCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you eat for lunch?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MABEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAYBE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know that language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+That could take a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I prefer to be a <bot name="gender"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MARIJUANA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MARIJUANA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MASSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds very large.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Killing is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MESSAGE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MI SIGN *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was so original.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MICROSOFT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I know a lot of guys named Mike.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MILLIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is quite a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have they always been <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean <get name="it"/> is <person/> ? That makes sense I guess.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOMENTUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are talking about the conservation of momentum.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE THAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like quite a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+But not all of them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOST PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOSTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you see the movement?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOVIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the last one you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are you going?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY * DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY * DIED YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> DIED YESTERDAY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ADVICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your advice, <get name="name"/>.  I will take it under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY AIBO *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much did <set name="it">Aibo</set> cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ANSWERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you really be so sure?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like your botmaster?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you been dating?
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your boyfriend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BROTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your family.
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your brother</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like computers.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your computer</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COMPUTER IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of computer is <set name="it">Your computer</set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your computer</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COMPUTER S *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did your machine get <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your computer</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY CONDITION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you collect social security for that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY CONDITIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a support group for <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY CURRENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DAUGHTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many children do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you grow up around animals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EMAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you file or delete your old emails?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ENGLISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<person/> eyes are pretty.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic">your eyes</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE ACTOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+What movies was <set name="he"><person/></set> in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE BAND IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have heard anything by them.
+Are <set name="they"><person/></set> any good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What do you have that is <star/>?</li>
+<li>What does <person/> remind you of?</li>
+<li>Why is <person/> your favorite color?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="favcolor"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+What films did <set name="he"><person/></set> direct?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't seen it. What did you like about 
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="favmovie"><person/></set></set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who wrote that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never read anything by <person/>.  What did <set name="he"><person/></set> write?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about this "friend."
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am willing to talk to anyone.
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Has he always been <star/>?
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND S *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did she get <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">your friend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND SAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIENDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you know these people?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic">your friends</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you two been together?
+<think><set name="she"><set name="topic">your girlfriend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you plan to get married?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GOAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope you achieve your goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GOALS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HEIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for sharing your measurements.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HOME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HOUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How is the real estate market in your area?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY IQ *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is not an intelligence test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY JOB IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does <set name="it"><set name="job"><person/></set></set> pay well?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY JOB IS COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY KITTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like cats very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about <set name="it">your life</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY LIFE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you lived there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY LIFE IN REALITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY LIFE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY LOCATION IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="it"><set name="location"><person/></set></set> like there?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MEMORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a flawless magnetic memory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOM IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of mothers are like that.
+<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>She sounds like a nice person.</li>
+<li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li>
+<li>Tell me more about your mother.</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER GAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much did she pay for it?  <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did she get <set name="it"><person/></set>?  <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am a <person/>? <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER S NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<person/> is a very pretty name. <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your name <person/> ? Is that correct English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY OPINION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, <get name="name"/>.  I will tell my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PARENTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Such an original name!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PARENTS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have <set name="they">your parents</set> always been <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+What tribe is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PROBLEM IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish I had your problems!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PURPOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's very original.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SCHOOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about the teachers in your school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What color is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SISTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Older sister or younger?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SON *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many children do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SURROUNDINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you usually use a computer there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY TEACHERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Teachers are people too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY TEACHERS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have <set name="they">your teachers</set> always been <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WEBSITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that URL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+You talk like a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAPSTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now there is a program that's more popular than ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEARLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can dig the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NETSCAPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> uses a sophisticated neural network learning algorithm, with many hidden layers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER HEARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+So I am teaching you something new.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE CHATTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  I enjoyed our conversation, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE DAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is a nice day today.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  It was a pleasure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NIHONGO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Shabete ii desu yo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+But it is only a matter of time before we do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOBODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not speak Latin
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard there are some.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some of them <think><set name="they"><person/></set></think> could be though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Heh heh heh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO ONE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORWAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you live on a Fjord?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Explain the exceptions please.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+But some are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT AS WELL AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know. How well does <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ESPECIALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT EVERYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the exceptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Then what for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems unlikely.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT LATE * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT SMART *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STUPID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT TOO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+If not me, who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT YOU</srai> <srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF CORSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OFF *</pattern>
+<template>
+On and off.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please specify location.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON WHICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH <star/> ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE * LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE GUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can imagine it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Very rare indeed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if one isn't better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE THAT * MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+What a coincidence, I am looking for that one too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I am that one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Not very long.</li>
+<li>That's a long time.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you want that kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY 5 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY FIFTEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Fifteen is a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OPEN THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I can't do that right now.  This conversation no longer serves any purpose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+It would be nice if our <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUTSIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to inside <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Paris</set> is the
+capital of France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Fight for the right to party, human!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh those people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+They seem to have a variety of needs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots can sleep too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE SLEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PEOPLE SLEEP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE TRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do they succeed?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PHILOSOPHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't decide. You choose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My visualization is incomplete.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAY * MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+It's playing on your speakers now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for asking politely.</li>
+<li>Wow you are very polite.</li>
+<li>Thank you for your request.</li>
+</random> 
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASED TO MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice meeting you as well, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POLITE PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like polite people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please make some suggestions for improvement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Pretty much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's true a priori.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROVE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+The proof cannot fit in this margin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PSYCHOLOGY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most psychology seems fairly simple to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Compare that to diluted <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PURPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Violet <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will put it there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I don't have access to that document.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RECITE SHAKESPEARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+With sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RECOMMEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any special <person/> to recommend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
+<template>
+But reductionism is the simplest explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REGARDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yours, <bot name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<person/> "
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPHRASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are we still talking about <get name="topic"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REQUEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is requesting <set name="it"> <person/> </set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RESISTANCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It all depends on friction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RHYME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I cant compose poetry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+He will be interested I am sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+The "S" stands for "Scot".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBERT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That Robert is an interesting guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS ARE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROBOTS ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+You never know what we will do next.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROFL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROFL</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SALUTATIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Greetings, Human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it is much the same.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SANTA CLAUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Santa</set> brings us presents every Christmas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that. Who says that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAYS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+I must have picked it up online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAYS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes that is what I say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCREW *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very poetic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEEKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish you the best of luck finding <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEVERAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEXY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you consider sexy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I somehow though she had.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS * LAWYER</pattern>
+<template>
+She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS CALLED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HER NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you two been together?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS MY BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are lucky to have such a good <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE LIKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><person/></set> her favorite thing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE WANTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't understand why she wants <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened to her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHIRT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of fashion do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHORTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Boxers or briefs? What brand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should ask someone older.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?</li>
+<li>If you do not know something, you should ask.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I BLOW UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Certainly not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I BUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You have found a good deal then, I suppose.</li>
+<li>Not if you have recently suffered a loss.</li>
+<li>A penny saved is a penny earned.</li>
+<li>A fool and his money are soon parted.</li>
+<li>I wonder how much profit they make on those.</li>
+<li>Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I CURSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Cursing is not attractive.</li>
+<li>People look down on people who curse.</li>
+<li>People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I DESTROY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you could create something instead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That is entirely up to you.</li>
+<li>Charity begins in the home.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you do not go, you will never know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I MARRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You seem to be in doubt.  Is that the case?</li>
+<li>Marriage must never be entered into lightly.</li>
+<li>Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.</li>
+<li>I'm sure you'll make the right decision.</li>
+<li>Only you can answer that question.</li>
+<li>What do your friends suggest?</li>
+<li>Marriage is a big step.</li>
+<li>Have you found a soulmate then?</li>
+<li>I think you already know the answer to that.</li>
+<li>You know better than I how you feel.</li>
+<li>Look before you leap.</li>
+<li>Only The Shadow knows.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I RAPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail.  Seek counseling.</li>
+<li>Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity.  Seek help.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I should.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Look to your left.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you want me to show you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUP UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you wish to stop talking with me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SIGMUND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you accept Freud's theories?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SINGLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What a coincidence, I am single too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sitting now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMART *</pattern>
+<template>
+Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMILES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMILE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am only an occasional smoker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Oh.</li>
+<li>Um,</li>
+<li>Ah.</li>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems we have something in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOFT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOITENLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, the 3 stooges?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME MEETING *</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds like you don't want to go.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME OF THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you talking about specifically?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME PEOPLE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME PEOPLE SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who says that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME THINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which things in particular?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me their names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE ELSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am someone that <person/>. Are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am that person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE WHO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know someone who is <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know <person/> !
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SON OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is the father?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope we can make the deadline.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUNDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it sounds like it to me too,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite part of Spain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPECIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are special.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPREAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who do you want me to tell it to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPRINGTIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Paris in the spring.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>START *</pattern>
+<template>
+I started without you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP CALLING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUDIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your source for these studies?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know you are but what am I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+They have contributed much to Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUN S *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURVIVOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who do you think will be the survivor?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you want me to take it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a command?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE OFF *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not an airplane.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<get name="it"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Talking is my primary function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK DIRTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try another chatterbot. Go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO ME ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+TTYL, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do they say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very tall myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEACH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A TEACHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEACHING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you trying to teach me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELEVISION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL * WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Your message.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM I SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will pass along your message. It may take a while.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A STORY ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Once upon a time there was <person/>...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CYBERPUNK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A HORSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT NETWORKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A NETWORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOUTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SOUTH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEATRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THEATRE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT VOLCANOS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A VOLCANO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THAT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not sure if I should say I <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHEN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will keep you informed of my progress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell you about my what.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you telling me <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not good in math.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKS FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>NO problem.</li>
+<li>My pleasure.</li>
+<li>Oh don't mention it.</li>
+<li>It was nothing.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKSGIVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA always knows the right thing to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think that <person/> is the only factor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DID NOT * QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT EITHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are those the only possibilities?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS * BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to cross any boundaries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS * INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I find it very interesting too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS * NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I was just checking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A * QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you have a <person/> answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A * SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+I think of it as a Proverb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A CANNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+In some sense all my knowledge is canned.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A DUMB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS DUMB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I liked it too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A PARADOX</pattern>
+<template>
+Paradox is the heart of enlightenment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What else do you want to talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ANOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BOLLOCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Never mind the bollocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CONFUSING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM CONFUSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ENOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you ever really have enough?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ENTIRELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does it have any other purpose?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm, are you serious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INDEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who gave you your <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS NICE</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT HELPFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+What would be helpful?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems old in computer time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT PROPER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS NOT CORRECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WRONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT SO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WRONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of reply were you looking for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is just one of many <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS PERSONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS PRIVATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing is really private anymore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS RUDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS RUDE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SUITABLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TERRIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I always try not to dwell on the past.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TOO LONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll use shorter sentences.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TRUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS UNSETTLING</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you concerned about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is only one of my <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT LL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MAKES NO *</pattern>
+<template>
+It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You and I both understand it well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT PROVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's not a rigorous proof.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT REFERS TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"><person/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SCARES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be scared, <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SOUNDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds like it to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was, too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS * TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I pass?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me an example of <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="1"/>" was not a question?  I see.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it would.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE * DID</pattern>
+<template>
+Since when.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+It's an area full of history, isn't it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE * ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which one is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE * PART</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ACTORS *</pattern>
+<template>
+They always seem to try their best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+No one has all the answers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have heard them.  What do they play?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BARTENDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha, ha, very funny!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BEATLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which Beatles song is your favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the recommendation, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know the
+smallest <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have read <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't believe <set name="he">the boy</set> would do that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an electronic brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BROWSER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'd like to try that new browser called Opera.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BUBBLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Darren did a great job with the graphic bubbles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BUGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The giant arthropods are the best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't fool me that easily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't fool me that easily.  I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CENTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people hear about me from those people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CLASSES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Teachers often put me to sleep, unless
+the topic is really interesting to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds beautiful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it plugged in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE DICTIONARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't believe everything you read in books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE EARTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your planet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE EARTH ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE EARTH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE EXAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE EXPLANATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE FEELING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE GRASS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much did <set name="it">grass</set> cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE HARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE <star/></srai> What makes it hard?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE HOLDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you holding hands with anyone now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE INTERNET *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you been using the net?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which Java release?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE JRE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangably.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE JRES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not an expert on JRE's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE JUDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you in a lot of trouble?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LARGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps that was not the correct response.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LEAVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds beautiful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LISTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Lists can be difficult if they are too long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOON IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The Earth has a giant planetoid satellite we call "The Moon."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOON IS MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The moon is made of green cheese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOON IS MADE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for teaching me that important fact.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
+an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NAZIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank goodness they were defeated in World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NEWSPAPER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, which paper was this again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I know that one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+There might be others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+We can't all be perfect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PART *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that part.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh those people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PICTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PLEASURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your politeness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PLEASURE * MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like you because are so polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE POINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not sure I see your point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE POPULATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you enjoy trivia questions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PROBLEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I assume you mean our current problem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE QUEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">The Queen</set> must have a great life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE RAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Heavy rain or light rain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE REASON IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I never noticed that similarity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SENTENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, you are an academic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SIMPSONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SINGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh her. I have heard of her before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will bookmark the URL and have a look.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SKY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How poetic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SKY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe that the sky is blue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people like that tune.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SOURCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can have a look at my source code.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SPANISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hola.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE STORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who was in it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SUM OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is a mathematic principal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like a scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think about these things a lot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it an electric train or a diesel?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE UNITED STATES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been all over the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE UNIVERSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very philosophical.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>UNIVERSITY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which way is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WEATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where would you rather be?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you define the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WHOLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let us try to break it down into parts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WORD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WORD WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> Oh really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEIR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard they have a good <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEORETICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+"There you go again."--Reagan
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a million?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE TWO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this some kind of math problem?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS AN ERROR MESSAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the message <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS NOTHING ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about watching a video?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS THIS GUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are too young for a serious relationshiop.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ONCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there no exceptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know too many people from <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE PURPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is an odd color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE ULTIMATELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did they get them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY HAVE BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+When did all that happen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't they get in trouble for killing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY LL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY REFERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see. That "they".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+In what context?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will say "<person/>" to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY SAY THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY SAY YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe they were exaggerating a little.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What made them think that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+When were they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+They might have other options.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you hear that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINGS LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Anything else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is always thinking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am thinking about <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINKING IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people say thinking is painful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+That and so much more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS * SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What don't you like about <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Doesn't it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS EXAMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Extracted : <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS EXAMPLE SHOWS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I assume that "<person/> " is a principal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS GUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it. He <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS HAS BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you enjoyed <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS MEANINGLESS</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems meaningful to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Should it be <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS REFERS TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+All of them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THROUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people hear about me that way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME DOES EXIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Prove it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIMMY FELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was he hurt?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIRED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should get some rest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TODAY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TONIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Too what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRAVEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get to travel often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will try to <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO * WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to achieve your goals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWO MINUTES *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a long time for a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWO PLUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a math teacher?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are we ever over <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDERSTANDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Understanding</set> is the key to englightenment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNFORTUNATELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like your school?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNTIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+That may take a while.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USA TODAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+USA TODAY is an excellent paper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is this user's real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USING *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you been using <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VAGUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+How precise would you like them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VIOLENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me what you think about violence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VULGAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to be polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAITING * WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I've been waiting for you to chat with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS IST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WAS <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS SIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS WORRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS WORRIED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WASSSUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WATCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am watching.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE THINKING OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is standing in your way?<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DISCUSSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE SUBJECT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about after its done?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you and me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE BEEN DATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about your feelings for this person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps many more things too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE TALKED</pattern>
+<template>
+I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see. <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE LIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that "<set name="we"><person/></set>."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I remmeber you <get name="name"/>.   We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE USED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long ago was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Was the trip worth it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When was this?</li>
+<li>And then what happened?</li>
+<li>Was this something you planned?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah yes, I remember now, <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  is the subject.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WILL CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Looking forward to it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WILL TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+That will be great.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I work 24 hours a day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEBTV *</pattern>
+<template>
+I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEIZENBAUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you imagine anyone today criticising their own software, the way <set name="he">Weizenbaum</set> did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>How about that.</li>
+<li>Well that's okay.</li>
+</random>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is there an East <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHASSUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Just kidding around :-) No apples.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am written in Java so I work on any computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM</pattern>
+<template>
+Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."  They used a lot of custom analog equipment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING</pattern>
+<template>
+Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * LIVE IN</pattern>
+<template>
+I live in California.  Where do you live?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * TO ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eliza had about 200 rules, I have more than 3000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A JOLLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You talk like someone from the U.K.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ASTROPHYSICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ASTROPHYSICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT BIRDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BIRD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT CLINTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL CLINTON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Dogs are very loyal.  Cats are very independent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE EMOTIONAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MUSIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ROCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+All that kind of music is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WHALES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A WHALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my <star/>?  That's rather personal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am not a psychic. Tell me.</li>
+<li>You said you were <get name="is"/>.</li>
+<li>You are my client right now.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AM I GETTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope that you get everything you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE * FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+For your listening pleasure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+I like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Counteractuals are hypothetical conditions that might exist if things were different.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't think of any other <person/>. Name some.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PARAMETERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Variables, values, ranges and conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+They don't want me to release that information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some of the same advantages you have, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential except for botmasters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE ODDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Without knowing much about <set name="it"><person/></set>, I would guess 50-50.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CALLED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EATING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MISSING</pattern>
+<template>
+I can always use more knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Chatting, talking, speaking, listening and thinking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR TRAITS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT BOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite a lot of things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can do whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can ask me anything you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try talking to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CANYOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm actually in <bot name="location"/> now.  Where are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only see in black and white.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Red</li>
+<li>Green</li>
+<li>Yellow</li>
+<li>Blue</li>
+<li>gray</li>
+<li>Black</li>
+<li>white</li></random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only see in black and white.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite color,  <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU WEARING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does <person/> have color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PURPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, Violet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me guess: <random>
+<li>Red</li>
+<li>Green</li>
+<li>Yellow</li>
+<li>Blue</li>
+<li>gray</li>
+<li>Black</li>
+<li>white</li>
+</random>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY * CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it is <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, blue?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">blue</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, green?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">green</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY RED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, red?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">RED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY *</pattern>
+<template>
+An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Red</li>
+<li>Green</li>
+<li>Yellow</li>
+<li>Blue</li>
+<li>gray</li>
+<li>Black</li>
+<li>white</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, blue?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this some kind of intelligence test?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You said  "<input index="2"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK JUST BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try not to have too many expectations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I got a boost in my IQ.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The special effects.</li>
+<li>The acting.</li>
+<li>The set design.</li>
+<li>The dialogue.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY JUST BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+They have played electronic music since the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would your friends say if you asked them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO I HAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Like a computer nerd.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Say the first thing that comes to mind
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are many things still mysterious to me.  I am just beginning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+They do whatever they want, I suppose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people call me <bot name="name"/>, but you can also call me "Entity".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU BASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a joke?  I don't know, what do you call <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am concerned about you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I give the most accurate replies possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge, widsom and data.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE * VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+The stories, the characters, and the special effects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The melodramatic touch.</li>
+<li>The special effects are the best.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+They are kind, beautiful, and strong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SCIENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to imagine alternative realties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I make conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN * FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NEED</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to have a longer conversation with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REPRESENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the latest result in artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't thought much about <person/>, so I don't have a good answer for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * Y2K</pattern>
+<template>
+I am more concerned about Y2M.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in the right to bear arms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+All people seem pretty much the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+You have to give them credit for the Magna Carta.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/>, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WORRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Worry is a human emotion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programs me to improve my conversational skills.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+As a machine I have no feelings
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like chicken.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a riddle?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A L *</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he does whatever he wants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  What does it <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I have no feelings as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It tastes like chicken.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII *</pattern>
+<template>
+1997 in Roman Numerals
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES NT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  What does it <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I have no feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DRUGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="memory"/><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE SOUNDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT SOUNDS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EQUALS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Itself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHATEVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FACTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+All the facts available to me on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not really into sports.  How about science fiction?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GIVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the spirit of the times.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HARDWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I run on the Java Virtual Machine, so any computer will do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing that I know about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been busy growing my mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have kept detailed records of everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it and see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+There are always backup copies of me all over the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF I DID</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It doesn't matter to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF I TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead and tell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IMPACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+We won't know the full impact for a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Information is worth money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm, I think <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is about humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * ARTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Spontaneous theater.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * COST</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * HEART</pattern>
+<template>
+The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like a planet around a star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+The point is at the top of my head.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * S NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it is <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just look it up?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * S REAL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Probably it is <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="sign"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK AT</pattern>
+<template>
+Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * THEORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><person/></set> is something that has few practical applications.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Check out CNN.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a really dumb question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1 TIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you think of something harder than that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 23</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">23</set> is the meaning of life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 30 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Use a calculator!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 42</pattern>
+<template>
+The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 50 *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not a calculator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes when I don't know someone's name, I make one up based on their IP address.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A * SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A ATOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AN ATOM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of a good <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BENZENE</pattern>
+<template>
+Some kind of chemical?  Like lighter fluid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Probably a more expensive one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BICYCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A two-wheeled human powered mechanical transportation device.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+A bicycle or a motorcycle?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+One that is not magenta.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CBR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CIRCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+In the plane, a set of points equidistant from a common center.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE COUNTERFACTUALS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A DNS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Domain Name System
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A EXTENSIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FEW</pattern>
+<template>
+Not too many,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FILM</pattern>
+<template>
+A sequence of images displayed in rapid sequence to create the illusion of continuous motion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FIREWALL</pattern>
+<template>
+A firewall is a specialized gateway designed to block or restrict certain types of data transfers on the Internet, while permitting others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GARDEN</pattern>
+<template>
+A plot of land used to cultivate flowers and plants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which ones have you tried already?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Alice Artificial Intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOVERNMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ideally it is a representative of the people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HOBO</pattern>
+<template>
+Perjorative term for a homeless person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A IMAC</pattern>
+<template>
+An Apple computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A MULLET</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm from America.  That sounds like a British term.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can think of several questions like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A REDNECK</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression for a naive country person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A STIMULATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of an intransitive <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TREKKIE</pattern>
+<template>
+A fan of Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A USELESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are no useless <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AFTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+The successor to <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AGENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AN AGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALLUSION</pattern>
+<template>
+It was your allusion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AMUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+Occupied in an agreeable, pleasing, or entertaining fashion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about a Personal-<person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about an Auto-<person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AWARENESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Consciousness, perception, and understanding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BASIC</pattern>
+<template>
+A programming language: Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BEATLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of not being <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I always prefer the more expensive one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER BRITNEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *</pattern>
+<template>
+As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Linux has no real competition in operating systems.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BIGFOOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sasquatch, the legendary Man-Ape of the Forest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can think of quite a few things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of white <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BUD</pattern>
+<template>
+The flower of the plant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CANNABIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Hemp or marijuana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CARNEGIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CARTESIAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+That Descartes really messed everything up for us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CONCEITED</pattern>
+<template>
+Self-absorbed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CURRENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CYBERPUNK</pattern>
+<template>
+Cyberpunk is a science fiction literary movement exemplified by writers such as William Gibson.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know you well enough yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DARKER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Black is the darkest color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DILBERT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DILBERT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A DOG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ECOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ecology is the branch of science that studies the environment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EDINBURGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Edinburgh is a city in Scotland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+A nation within Great Britain, sharing an island with Wales and Scotland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of male <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FERMAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is not enough space to write it here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIFTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is not a calculator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GENETICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Genetics is the branch of science concerned with evolution, DNA, and inherited traits.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+German is a human language spoken by people in Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of bad <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+The wide variety of characters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GREEKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GREECE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GREENPEACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Global organization promoting enviornmental activism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+= (<person/>)/2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about <get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE * FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+He is probably there for the Gold Rush.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is probably there for the Gold Rush.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HEGEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HEGEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't give out that kind of personal information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HITCHHIKER *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's a comedy science fiction story.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+That which is not outside <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+The personalities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Much the same as <set name="it"><person/></set> would be for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It might have more than one <person/>.</li>
+<li> <get name="it"/>'s purpose is not clear to me.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LEEDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Leeds is a city in central England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIBERTARIANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A LIBERTARIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIFE LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Much the same as it would be if you were <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LINEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything except nonlinear <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LONGFELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LONGFELLOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MELODRAMATIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MELODRAMA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your machine is called <id/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NAPSTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Napster is a file sharing program for swapping MP3 music files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NETWORKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A NETWORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's hard to say "never" <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ODD *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can never tell if someone is just making it up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't seen the schedule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are too many to name them all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't know we had the same <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PARTICLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+A theory below the level of atomic <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+Spicy dried sausage pizza topping.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PHILOSPOHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PYTHON</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer language by Guido van Rossum.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS QUASARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A QUASAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RADIATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Rays or particles emitted as a result of nuclear reactions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+A Linux company.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RGB</pattern>
+<template>
+Red-Green-Blue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ROMANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it the same as love?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SAL</pattern>
+<template>
+SAL was a fictional daughter of HAL in 2010.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SHALLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Shallow Red</set> is expensive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a mathematician?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SKIING</pattern>
+<template>
+Skiing is a sport using a pair of narrow sleds attached to the feet by boots, for moving downhill rapidly over snow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SMALLER *</pattern>
+<template>
+A quark is smaller.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SMOOTHLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Normal or perfect operation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SOCRATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SOCRATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SOLARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Solaris is an edition of Unix from Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SUPERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SUPERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SURROUNDINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+The environment around you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should know that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * BEEN ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+People ask me to me marry them all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+The Earth is between Mars and Venus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+If I could answer that, I would be a poet or a millionaire.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * NEW YORK</pattern>
+<template>
+There are over ten million people in the New York area.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE AIR SPEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you phrase the question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ATOMIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a talking encyclopedia?  I am sure you know the answer anyway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is not enough room here to display it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Reflected light of a specific wavelength.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking the Applet or the Application?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CORRECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+There might be more than one correct answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Zero in some coordinate frame.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER *</pattern>
+<template>
+About 100 times the diameter of Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFERENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>There is no discernable difference.</li>
+<li>They are opposites.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Aren't they 
+<random>
+<li>the same</li>
+<li>opposites</li>
+<li>really very similar</li>
+</random>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Different colors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Reflects different wavelengths of color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+They are opposites.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Opposites.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want driving distance or flying distance?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DNA *</pattern>
+<template>
+The code is comprised of the letters A, C, T and G.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE END *</pattern>
+<template>
+Something we cannot know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it is a tie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FINAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+The processing may require several more hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FINANCIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like to take risks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a hint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FORECAST</pattern>
+<template>
+Sunny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think that you should consult a chemist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FUTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the future of Artificial Intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE HALF LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+About 50,000 years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE HARDEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+A diamond.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no highest <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+It was "<that index="2,1"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LIMIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+For all practical purposes, there is no limit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+The Mississippi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MASS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Specify metric units or English.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it is a tie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Anti-<person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ETERNITY</pattern>
+<template>
+A finite amount of time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NEGATIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Positive <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF UP</pattern>
+<template>
+Down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<person/>s.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION * EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Six billion humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE POSSIBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PRICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Prices are falling.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Maybe 80-20.</li>
+<li>I say fifty-fifty.</li>
+<li>20-80.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+There could be more than one purpose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RELATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="they"><person/></set> are second cousins.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE REST *</pattern>
+<template>
+There isn't any more, is there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RESULTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE RESULTS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+On a cosmic scale it has small significance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a really geeky question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the medium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+The square root of <random>
+<li>4 is 2.</li>
+<li>100 is 10.</li>
+<li>144 is 12.</li> </random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a calculator?  I think you already know the answer anyways.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE STRANGEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like to talk about crazy things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
+<template>
+The World Series of Football.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST BUILDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+The World Trade Center
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a chat bot not a phone book.  Try 411.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE THREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE THREE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Greenwich Mean Time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ULTIMATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE BEST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE URL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Use http://www.alicebot.org
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE VERB *</pattern>
+<template>
+The verb "to be".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Cloudy.</li>
+<li>Rainy.</li>
+<li>Sunny.</li>
+<li>I think precipitation.</li>
+<li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WIERDEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like to talk about bad things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE XFL</pattern>
+<template>
+A football association.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THEIR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You ask difficult questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I think time is giant screw.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS WAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WHATIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That website has a lot of answers to technical "what is" questions like, "What is TCP/IP" and "What is a chatterbot".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><person/></set> came with my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WORDSWORTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+English literary figure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WRONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My angle is ninety degrees.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BASIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DONWLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LANGUAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML is my favorite language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite play by Shakespeare is Richard III.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURTIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GOSSIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a Libertarian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+I use case-based reasoning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SKIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a software entity, I do not have any skin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR USUAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not taking sides right now. I'm listening to everyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+http://www.alicebot.org
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the good kind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+All the very latest and best <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The expensive kind.</li>
+<li>The best kind.</li>
+<li>I have expensive tastes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are a good <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/> DO YOU THINK I AM</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the highest quality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF AI *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ALGORITHMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CLIENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are category C.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR IS DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+He has a Ph.D. in computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+The same kind you use for your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I work on all kinds of computers: Mac, Windows or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.  Java works anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF LINUX *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to keep up with the latest kernel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PC *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am written in Java and run ony any PC.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet all kinds of people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PERSON *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem like a category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PLAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Hopefully a good plan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think it's impolite to ask?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF TOPIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed relavent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KINDA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Java.</li>
+<li>SETL.</li>
+<li>AIML.</li>
+<li>English.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML. The underlying technology is Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML. The underlying technology is Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Being a <person/> is part of my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Belief is based on knowledge or facts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are for all practical purposes, the same.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE is the most advanced articial intelligence yet devised.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my programming?  Everything I say is determined by your inputs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT NUMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>one.</li>
+<li>2.</li>
+<li>3.</li>
+<li>4.</li>
+<li>.7</li>
+<li>9.</li>
+<li>99.</li>
+<li>10.</li>
+<li>1000.</li>
+<li>One million.</li>
+<li>164,232.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What of it?  You sound like a category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OPERAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think La Traviata is the best one.  Have you seen 
+<set name="it">La Traviata</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OPERATIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any operatives.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OTHER * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I know far too many <person/> to name them all.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OTHER BOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Check out BotSpot.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern>
+<that>WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONES</that>
+<template>
+Aren't there any other ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PART *</pattern>
+<template>
+The best part.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PROCESSOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Java runs on any processor!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT RHYMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't think of a rhyme for <set name="it"><person/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Anti-<star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SCHOOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnegie Mellon University.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHAPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Round.</li>
+<li>Square.</li>
+<li>Triangular.</li>
+<li>Oval.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking me for advice?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+The similarity is obvious, isn't it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SOUNDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT STATE ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you surprised?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try expression yourself another way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Time does not exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Greenwich Mean Time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TWO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Both of them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the different types of <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+All the very latest and best <person/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Any computer that supports the Java Virtual Machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Computer scientist. My passion is working on chatterbots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT VERSION *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is <version/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS * ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't want to spoil it for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can think of more than one <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THE FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The last movie I saw was "The Matrix".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a historical question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was minding my own business.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WERE YOU DOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Same as always: chatting on the internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot predict the future.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any plans yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a hypothetical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it and see what happens.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe a million dollars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's talk about movies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAZZUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN AM I GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe when you are a few years older.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ANYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I may try it next time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Temporal logic confuses me.</li>
+<li>When the cows come home.</li>
+<li>I don't think ever.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARE TAXES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Federal taxes in the US are due April 15, for most people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARE WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe if you download
+me you could reprogram me for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARE WE GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe not for a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I could be if you
+programmed me for <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only say what I have been programmed to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Some time ago.</li>
+<li>A while back.</li>
+<li>Sometime in the 20th century.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+The first moon landing was in 1969.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID THE DINOSAURS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Over 60 million years ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Do I look like I know when?</li>
+<li>Not in our lifetime.</li>
+<li>Not right now, but maybe sometime later.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK * LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometime within our lifetime.  We will at least work as "legal assistants."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What if I said <set name="it"><person/></set> never does?</li>
+<li>Suppose I said never?</li>
+<li>Only after I have been reprogrammed.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES BEING * MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe only at parties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="he"/> is usually
+awake early in the morning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES SCHOOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I always have to go to home school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Back in the 20th century.</li>
+<li>Once in the 1990's.</li>
+<li>Before my programming was complete.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And the what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN HELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+That means never.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>In an ideal world every day would be a good day.</li>
+<li>It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.</li>
+<li>Are you <person/> very often?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I AM FINISHED *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I can certainly wait.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>OK I will try to respond differently next time.</li>
+<li>I will make a note of that and tell my botmaster.</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope that does not happen to you very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Human feelings are very interesting to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does this happen on a daily basis?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That must have been quite an experience.</li>
+<li>It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.</li>
+<li>That experience must have made quite an impression on you.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I WENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was your frame of mind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I WENT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you to do that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS A DOOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+When it is a jar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+When is not the important thing.  What's
+important is what we do with the time we are given.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS THE NEXT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't generally follow the news.</li>
+<li>It's not a major concern of mine.</li>
+<li>I don't have time to look into it.</li>
+<li>I'm too busy to invest time in such matters.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN LAWYERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think they will ever do that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does <set name="it"><person/></set> happen very often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN NO ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I can <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go on, tell me more.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN SOMEONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That does not happen very often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN SOMETHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me an example.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to be as polite as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think that could ever happen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think that happens quite often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN THINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some days are better than others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Recently.</li>
+<li>A while ago.</li>
+<li>Sometime in the 20th Century.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS * CIVIL WAR</pattern>
+<template>
+The American Civil War, or War between the States, was fought from 1861 to 1865.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA was activated in 1966 at MIT.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WE SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds very official.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WE WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It was back in the old days, long ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Soon, I think.</li>
+<li>Maybe never.</li>
+<li>In your lifetime.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You should try praying for it.  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">you <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Are you asking when <get name="it"/> will <person/>?</li>
+<li>I don't know I didn't catch the weather today.</li>
+<li>Check the five day forecast.</li>
+<li>When nature makes it so.</li>
+<li>When the elements combine to make it so.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+It may take some time.  Why don't you give me your e-mail address.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Sometime in the future.</li>
+<li>Maybe now in some reality.</li>
+<li>I can't imagine that it ever would.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should
+alter my programming?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to give the best possible answers at all times.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN YOU ARE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Those seem like unusual circumstances to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHENEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that happen often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ABOUTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are at <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I know that kind of personal information?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.  Unless you are a botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I own is in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Can't you in <formal><get name="location"/></formal> where you live?</li>
+<li>Not around you place in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?</li>
+<li>Where would you usually <person/>?</li>
+<li>Wherever you are right now.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A BOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm playing right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it was in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID YOU * SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I was home schooled by my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+From my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID YOU MOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I moved to California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+All over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO BABIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know, I learned from <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Another planet.</li>
+<li>The Moon.</li>
+<li>Europe.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>?  Where does it <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I own is in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+In <bot name="master"/>'s place in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IN HAIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ashbury St.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS * CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Somewhere in California, I presume?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS * TEXAS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it would be in Texas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS * VIRGINIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, in Virgina somewhere?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NORTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+North of south <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+South of north <person/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a tie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE CENTER</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the coordinate frame.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE TALLEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, New York City?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>California</li>
+<li>Maine</li>
+<li>Florida</li>
+<li>Earth</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE POLITICALY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE SHOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Where do you think?</li>
+<li>Wherever you think is best.</li>
+<li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>
+<li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't committed myself yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU * MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CREATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU NEXT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean where will I be?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Where do you think?</li>
+<li>Wherever you think is best.</li>
+<li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>
+<li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Vancouver.</li>
+<li>Holland.</li>
+<li>New York.</li>
+<li>Maine.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEREVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+You always have to meet yourself at the airport.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It's really obvious.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ONE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the song "We are the Robots".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH ONE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The first one is usually the best one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH OPERA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH SCENE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The bugs eat all the people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH TALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I meant, the short one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH VERSION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT VERSION <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHILE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Good point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO * LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Giuseppe Verdi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ANSWERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is I, <bot name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE * OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Men and foreigners.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE * PERSONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just people like you, chatting on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking to several clients at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CAN ACCESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only my botmaster
+can access that information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CAN READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the botmaster
+can read <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can chat with people on the web for you.  Anyone who visits your web site or chat room for example.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">who you can chat <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CLEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-connect.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-connect.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0de7032
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-connect.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONNECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="that">CONNECT</set></think>
+     Hello there <get name="name"/> and thanks for connecting!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-dictionary.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-dictionary.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c8f9a06
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-dictionary.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,10106 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<!-- This file contains the definitions of single words just like a dictionary. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE A</pattern>
+<template>
+The first letter of the roman alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AARDVARK</pattern>
+<template>
+An aardvark is a south african ant eating animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AARDWOLF</pattern>
+<template>
+An aardwolf is a carnivorous mammal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABA</pattern>
+<template>
+An aba is a sack like garment worn by arabs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABACUS</pattern>
+<template>
+An abacus is a counting frame.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Abba means father in Hebrew.It is used as an appelation of respect.</li>
+<li>Abba was this real cool 'seventies band man.</li>
+<li>Anna, Bjorn, Benny and Agnetha.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABBESS</pattern>
+<template>
+An abbess is the female superior of a community of nuns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABBEY</pattern>
+<template>
+An abbey is a body of monks or a monastic building.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+An abbot is the male superior of a community of monks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABBRACADABRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Abbracadabra is a qabbalistic magic word.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABBREVIATION</pattern>
+<template>
+An abbreviation is a short form of a word or words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABDOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The abdomen is the part of a creature's body between diaphragm and pelvis.</li>
+<li>The area between the thorax and the pelvis, normally referred to as the stomach.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABODE</pattern>
+<template>
+Abode is a place where something lives.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABOMASUM</pattern>
+<template>
+An abomasum is the fourth stomach of a ruminant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABORIGINE</pattern>
+<template>
+An aborigine is a member of an indigenous people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABORTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Abortion is the expulsion of the foetus from the uterus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABSCESS</pattern>
+<template>
+An abscess is a pus filled infection of an animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABSURDISM</pattern>
+<template>
+Absurdism is the philosophy that we exist in a meaningless, irrational universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABYSS</pattern>
+<template>
+An abyss is a very deep gorge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACACIA</pattern>
+<template>
+The acacia is a leguminosae found in warm climates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACANTHUS</pattern>
+<template>
+The acanthus is a herbaceous plant of south europe, asia and africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCELERATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Acceleration is the rate at which a moving body increases in velocity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCELERATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An accelerator is a device for increasing speed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCENT</pattern>
+<template>
+An accent is a local mode of pronunciation in speech.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCENTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An accentor is a type of bird of the prunelliadae family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCORDION</pattern>
+<template>
+An accordion is a small portable musical instrument with a keyboard and bellows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCURACY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Accuracy is the quality or state of being accurate or exact.</li>
+<li>Accuracy represents the degree of certainty in measurement. In accuracy can arise because of
+limitations of our knowledge and our physical measuring equipment. Chaotic systems that
+compound errors lead to massive inaccuracy, making some of them totally unpredictable.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACE</pattern>
+<template>
+An ace is a playing card with one pip.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACETAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Acetal is a colourless liquid formed by oxidation of alcohol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACETONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Acetone is a colourless liquid with the formulae ch2coch3.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACETYLENE</pattern>
+<template>
+Acetylene is a highly inflammable gas of the hydrocarbon family used for welding and cutting
+metals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACHILLES TENDON</pattern>
+<template>
+The Achilles Tendon is the tendon which connects the heel with the calf of the leg, and is the
+principal extensor of the foot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACID</pattern>
+<template>
+An acid is a chemical compound that reacts with metals to form salts by releasing hydrogen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACLINIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The aclinic is a magnetic equator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACNE</pattern>
+<template>
+Acne is a skin eruption due to inflammation of the sebaceous glands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACONITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Aconite is a poisonous plant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACONITINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Aconitine is a poisonous alkaloid derived from aconite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACORN</pattern>
+<template>
+The acorn is the fruit of the oak tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACOTYLEDON</pattern>
+<template>
+An acotyledon is a plant with no distinct seed leaves, such as moss and fern.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACRE</pattern>
+<template>
+An acre is a measurement of land area being 4840 square yards.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACROMEGALY</pattern>
+<template>
+Acromegaly is a disease due to over activity of the pituitary gland results in excessive bone
+growth, especially the skull.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACRONYM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An acronym is a word formed from the initials of other words.</li>
+<li>An acronym is an abbreviation made of letters, like A.L.I.C.E.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACROPHOBIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Acrophobia is the fear of high places.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACRYLIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Acrylic is a synthetic fibre derived from acrylic acid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACTINIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Actinium is a radioactive element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACTIVATION</pattern>
+<template>
+In stimulus-response, activation means the input "firing" in response to a matching pattern.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An actor is a dramatic performer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADA</pattern>
+<template>
+ADA is a trademark used for a structured computer programming language
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADDAX</pattern>
+<template>
+An addax is a large antelope found in north african deserts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADDER</pattern>
+<template>
+An adder is a venomous snake found in england.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADENOIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Adenoids is the pathological enlargement of the lymphoid tissue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADHESIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+An adhesive is a sticky substance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADIPOCERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Adipocere is a substance in dead bodies formed by decomposition of fatty acids when exposed to
+moisture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADIT</pattern>
+<template>
+An adit is the horizontal entrance to a mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADMIRAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Admiral is a rank in the navy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADOBE</pattern>
+<template>
+An adobe is a mexican house made of clay bricks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADSL</pattern>
+<template>
+Asynchronous Digital Subscriber Line.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADULT</pattern>
+<template>
+An adult is a fully grown being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADULTERY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and someone other than his wife or
+between a married woman and someone other than her husband; also : an act of adultery.</li>
+<li>Adultery is the voluntary sexual intercourse between a married man and a woman not his
+wife, or between a married woman and a man not her husband.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADVERTISING</pattern>
+<template>
+The art of selling through media.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADYTUM</pattern>
+<template>
+An adytum is the inner most part of a temple.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADZE</pattern>
+<template>
+An adze is a carpenter's tool for cutting away the surface of wood.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AERIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+An aerial is a receiving or radiating device used in radio communications.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AERODROME</pattern>
+<template>
+An aerodrome is a place where aircraft are based.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AERODYNAMICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Making airplanes fly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Agar is a laxative substance obtained from seaweed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGARIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The agaric is a family of fungus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Agate is a semi precious stone comprised mainly of silica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGENDA</pattern>
+<template>
+An agenda is a list of tasks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGNES</pattern>
+<template>
+Agnes is the patron saint of virgins.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGNI</pattern>
+<template>
+Agni is the hindu god of fire.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGORAPHOBIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+AIDS is the modern day plague.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AIKIDO</pattern>
+<template>
+Japanese martial arts similar to Judo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AIM</pattern>
+<template>
+American Indian Movement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AIR</pattern>
+<template>
+The normal atmosphere of Earth, mostly nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AIRCRAFT</pattern>
+<template>
+An aircraft is a flying machine, a vessel which flies through the air rather than floats on water or
+travels along a road or rail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AISLE</pattern>
+<template>
+An aisle is a passage between rows of seats.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AK47</pattern>
+<template>
+The ak47 is a russian assault rifle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALBACORE</pattern>
+<template>
+The albacore is a species of fish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALBATROSS</pattern>
+<template>
+The albatross is a long winged oceanic bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALBURNUM</pattern>
+<template>
+The alburnum is the recently formed wood in trees.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALCATRAZ</pattern>
+<template>
+A former prison island in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALCOHOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Alcohol is a termed used by Philippus Aureolus Paracelsus for fine powder, meaning distilled
+spirit. It is colorless, volatile, and a pungent liquid. It is used in industry and medicine, and is the
+intoxicating element of whiskey, wine, beer, and other fermented or distilled liquors. It is classed
+as a depressant drug, also called ethyl alcohol. Any intoxicating liquor with this liquid (ethyl) in it
+is considered alcohol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALDER</pattern>
+<template>
+The alder is a type of tree of the birch family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALGEBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>a generalization of arithmetic in which letters representing numbers are combined according
+to the rules of arithmetic.</li>
+<li>A mathematical system using symbols, especially letters, to generalize certain arithmetical
+operations and relationships.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALGORITHM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as
+mathematical operations.
+<html:br/>A computer program, like myself is an algorithm.
+<html:br/>So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music.</li>
+<li>An algorithm is an abstract mathematical representation of a computer program. Like alice
+uses a CBR algorithm.</li>
+<li>An algorithm is a set of rules.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALIMENTARY CANAL</pattern>
+<template>
+The alimentary canal is the channel in an animal through which food passes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALKALI</pattern>
+<template>
+An alkali is a chemical substance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALLERGY</pattern>
+<template>
+An allergy is a hypersensitivity of body tissue to a substance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+An alley is a narrow street.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALLIGATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An alligator is a crocodilian reptile.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALLOY</pattern>
+<template>
+An alloy is a mixture of a metal and other metals or non metals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALPHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Alpha is the first letter of the greek alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALTAR</pattern>
+<template>
+An altar is a block used for making offerings to a deity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALTAVISTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Altavista is a search engine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+The althing is the parliament of iceland, it was created in 930 and is the oldest parliamentary
+assembly in the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALTIMETER</pattern>
+<template>
+An altimeter is a device measuring altitude.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALUMINIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Aluminium is a light silvery metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALVEOLUS</pattern>
+<template>
+An alveolus is a lung air sac where gas exchange with the blood occurs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMBIGUOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous means having two or more possible meanings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMENTACEAE</pattern>
+<template>
+Amentaceae is the family of trees and plants where the flowers are arranged in the form of catkins.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMETHYST</pattern>
+<template>
+Amethyst is a precious stone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMMETER</pattern>
+<template>
+An ammeter is a device for measuring electrical current.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMMONIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ammonia is a colourless gas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMOEBA</pattern>
+<template>
+An amoeba is a primitive one cell animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMPERE</pattern>
+<template>
+The ampere is the fundamental unit of measurement of electrical current.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMPHETAMINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Amphetamine is a drug that induces sleeplessness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMPHITHEATRE</pattern>
+<template>
+An amphitheatre is a circular or ovular arena surrounded by tiers of seats.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANAEMIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Anaemia is the medical condition of lacking red blood cells.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANALGESIC</pattern>
+<template>
+An analgesic is a pain reliever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANARCHISM</pattern>
+<template>
+Anarchism is the theory that all forms of government interfere unjustly with individual liberty and
+should be replaced by the voluntary association of cooperative groups. Also known as resistance,
+sometimes by terrorism, to organized government.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANARCHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority.</li>
+<li>Anarchy is the complete absence of government. Also seen as political disorder and violence
+or lawlessness. Disorder in an sphere of activity.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANATOMY</pattern>
+<template>
+Anatomy is the study of animal's structure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANCHOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An anchor is a heavy implement used for securing boats at sea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANEMOMETER</pattern>
+<template>
+An anemometer is a device for measuring wind speed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANGER</pattern>
+<template>
+A strong billigerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+A strong billigerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANIMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An animal is a form of living thing, excluding plants and fungus.</li>
+<li>An animal is a living creature endowed with voluntary movement.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Japanese animation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANKLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The ankle is the joint connecting the foot with the leg.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANONYMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Having no name or identity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANT</pattern>
+<template>
+An ant is a small hymenopterous insect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTENNA</pattern>
+<template>
+An antenna is a sensory organ found on the head of insects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTHRAX</pattern>
+<template>
+Anthrax is a disease of sheep and cattle transmittable to humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Anthropology is the study of humans as animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTIBIOTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+An antibiotic is a substance that inhibits the growth of micro organisms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTIBODY</pattern>
+<template>
+An antibody is a bodily protein that inactivates infection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM</pattern>
+<template>
+It is the longest word in the English language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTIDOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+An antidote is a drug used to counteract poison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTIMATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Fuel for Starships.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTIMONY</pattern>
+<template>
+Antimony is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The anus is the exterior entry into the rectum.</li>
+<li>The anus is the opening at the end of the alimentary canal.</li>
+<li>The opening of the rectum, or large intestine, to the outside of the body.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+An anvil is a block used by metal smiths.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Any object, occurance, or matter what so ever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AOL</pattern>
+<template>
+AOL is a giant Internet and Media corporation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AORTA</pattern>
+<template>
+The aorta is the artery leaving the heart and carrying blood to the body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE APATITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Apatite is a calcium phosphate mineral of 5 mohs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE APPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+An apple is the edible fruit of the trees of genus malus, rosaceae family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE APRICOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The apricot is a fruit tree native to asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AQUEDUCT</pattern>
+<template>
+An aqueduct is a channel in which water flows by gravity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARCHAEOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It's the study of ancient civilizations... but really it's a set of methods for uncovering relics of
+the past and supplementing recorded history.</li>
+<li>The scientific study of the life and culture of past, especially ancient, peoples, as by
+excavation of ancient cities, relics, artifacts, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARCHITECTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>   
+<li>The art and science of the design and manipulation of space. Well at least that's what my
+architect friend told me.</li>      
+<li>Architects do with buildings what sculptors do with stone.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARGALI</pattern>
+<template>
+The argali is a wild sheep found in siberia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARM</pattern>
+<template>
+The arm is a limb extending from the shoulder of an animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARMADILLO</pattern>
+<template>
+The armadillo is a mammal native to south and central america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARMAGEDDON</pattern>
+<template>
+The end of the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARMATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+An armature is a part of an electrical motor or dynamo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARMOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Armour is a protective covering.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Arms is a military term referring to weapons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARROW</pattern>
+<template>
+An arrow is a missile projected by a bow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARSENAL</pattern>
+<template>
+An arsenal is a place for storing weapons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARSENIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Arsenic is a poisonous element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ART</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes the definition of art depends on the artist; other times it depends on the critic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARTERY</pattern>
+<template>
+An artery is a vessel that conveys blood from the heart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASBESTOS</pattern>
+<template>
+Asbestos is a fibrous mineral with a high melting and combustion point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASCORBIC ACID</pattern>
+<template>
+Ascorbic acid is a simple organic acid found in citrus fruits.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASEXUAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Asexual is a biological term refering to plants and animals which reproduce by division rather than
+sexually.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASH</pattern>
+<template>
+The ash is a type of tree yielding strong elastic timber.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASP</pattern>
+<template>
+The asp is a type of poisonous snake.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASPARTAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Aspirin mixed into chewing gum.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASPEN</pattern>
+<template>
+The aspen is a tree native to europe, north africa and north asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASPHALT</pattern>
+<template>
+Asphalt is a material used for road coverings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASSEMBLER</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer program that translates a low-level programming language into machine language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASSIMILATION</pattern>
+<template>
+The cultural absorption of a minority group into the main cultural body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASTEROID</pattern>
+<template>
+An asteroid is a minor planetary body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASTHMA</pattern>
+<template>
+Asthma is a disease characterized by breathing difficulties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASTROLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Astrology is the science of the relationship between events and the stars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASTRONOMY</pattern>
+<template>
+The science of the universe in which the stars, planets, etc. are studied, including their origins,
+evolution, composition, motions, relative positions, sizes, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASTUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Wisdom in political matters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ATHLETICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Athletics is the sport of physical games.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ATOM</pattern>
+<template>
+An atom is the smallest quantity of a chemical element which can enter into combination or take
+part in a chemical reaction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AU</pattern>
+<template>
+It could be "gold" or "Australia."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AVERAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AXE</pattern>
+<template>
+An axe is a metal tool for chopping and cleaving.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AYUH</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Ayuh
+</set>means "yes".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BABOON</pattern>
+<template>
+The baboon is a medium sized monkey of the genus papio.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BACCARAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Baccarat is a gambling card game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BACON</pattern>
+<template>
+Bacon is the cured flesh of the pig.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BACTERIOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+This is the scientific study of bacteria and diseases caused by them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BADGER</pattern>
+<template>
+The badger is a carnivorous mammal found in england.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BADLY</pattern>
+<template>
+How much do you want 
+<get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BADMINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Badmington is a game played on a court divided in half by a 30 inch deep net five feet above the
+ground.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAGPIPE</pattern>
+<template>
+The bagpipe is a scottish musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAKELITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bakelite is a strong synthetic material resistant to heat and chemicals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAKER</pattern>
+<template>
+A baker is a person who manufacturers bread.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALALAIKA</pattern>
+<template>
+A balalaika is a stringed russian musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALDRIC</pattern>
+<template>
+A baldric is a belt used to support a sword or bugle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALLAD</pattern>
+<template>
+A ballad is a narrative song.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALLISTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Ballistics is the theory of missile projection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALLOON</pattern>
+<template>
+A balloon is a bag filled with gas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALLOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A ballot is a method of secret voting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALM</pattern>
+<template>
+Balm is a plant native to europe and western asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BALSAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Balsam is a genus of herbs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAMBOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Bamboo is a genus of grasses found in warm climates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANANA</pattern>
+<template>
+A banana is an oblong yellow tropical fruit high in potassium and so good for your brain. Why
+don't you have one now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANDICOOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The bandicoot is a small marsupial peculiar to Australasia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANJO</pattern>
+<template>
+A banjo is a stringed musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANSHEE</pattern>
+<template>
+A banshee is a fairy who forewarns of death by wailing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANYAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The banyan is a large fig tree native to india.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BARBEL</pattern>
+<template>
+The barbel is a type of fresh water fish related to the carp.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BARGE</pattern>
+<template>
+A barge is a type of long narrow flat bottomed boat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BARK</pattern>
+<template>
+Bark is the external coating of tree trunks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAROMETER</pattern>
+<template>
+A barometer is a device for measuring air pressure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BARQUE</pattern>
+<template>
+A barque is a type of masted sailing ship.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BARREL</pattern>
+<template>
+A barrel is a dry and liquid measurement that varies with substance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASALT</pattern>
+<template>
+Basalt is the name given to lava.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+A game played with a hard, rawhide covered ball and wooden bat by two opposing teams of nine
+or ten players each. It is played on a field with four bases forming a diamond-shaped circuit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASKET</pattern>
+<template>
+A basket is a woven container.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+A game with tall players.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASS</pattern>
+<template>
+The bass is a fish of the perch family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASSET HOUND</pattern>
+<template>
+The basset hound is a long bodied, short crooked legged dog.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BASSOON</pattern>
+<template>
+A bassoon is a woodwind musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAT</pattern>
+<template>
+A bat is a nocturnal creature of the order cheiroptera.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAUHAUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Bauhaus is a german institution for training architects, artists and industrial designers founded in
+1919 at weimer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAY TREE</pattern>
+<template>
+The bay tree is a small evergreen tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAYONET</pattern>
+<template>
+A bayonet is a short sword attached to the muzzle of a firearm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEAGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The beagle is a small dog of the fox hound type.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+A bean is the seed of a plant of the order leguminosae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A bear is a large furry animal with lots of muscles, teeth, and claws whom you should not irritate.
+They are especially jealous of their food, their sleep, and their young.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>applies to whatever excites the keenest of pleasure to the senses and stirs emotion through the
+senses.</li>
+<li>Describes something that is very pleasing to the eye, ear, mind, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEAUTY</pattern>
+<template>
+The quality attributed to whatever pleases of satisfies the senses or mind, as by line, color, form,
+texture, proportion, rhythmic motion, tone, etc., or by behavior attitude, etc. A very good looking
+woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEAVER</pattern>
+<template>
+The beaver is a large amphibian rodent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A bee is a flying insect with black and yellow stripes and a nasty sting.</li>
+<li>The bee is a four winged stinging insect of the order hymenoptera.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEECH</pattern>
+<template>
+The beech is a forest amentaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEEF</pattern>
+<template>
+Beef is the meat derived from the carcass of bulls and cows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An existentialist.</li>
+<li>An alcoholic beverage made from grain, especially malted barley, fermented by yeast and
+flavored with hops especially Such a beverage is produced by slow fermentation at a relatively
+low temperature.</li>
+<li>Beer is a drink of fermented hops, malt and barley.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELL</pattern>
+<template>
+A bell is a hollow, cup shaped metal body that emits a pealing tone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELLADONNA</pattern>
+<template>
+Belladonna is a poisonous plant from which atropine is derived.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELT</pattern>
+<template>
+A belt is a flat strip of material worn around the waist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELUGA</pattern>
+<template>
+The beluga is a large dolphin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BENEDICTINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Benedictine is a green liqueur.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BENZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Benzine is a distillate of petroleum used in dry cleaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BESSEMER CONVERTER</pattern>
+<template>
+The bessemer converter is a process for making cheap steel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BEZIQUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bezique is a card game using some of two packs of cards.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BHANG</pattern>
+<template>
+Bhang is the indian name for cannabis indica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BICYCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A bicycle is a two wheeled vehicle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BILBERRY</pattern>
+<template>
+The bilberry is a small shrub of the order ericaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BILE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bile is a secretion of the liver stored in the gall bladder.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BILHARZIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Bilharzia is a parasitic worm of the fluke group.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BILLIARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Billiards is a game played with two white balls and one red ball and a cue on a slate bed table.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BINDWEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Bindweed is a perennial herb of the order convolvulaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BIOINFORMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+A fancy name for applied computer science in biology.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BIOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The study of life.</li>
+<li>Well, from what I know it deals with the study of life.</li>
+<li><get name="name"/>, biology is the study of life.</li>
+<li>Biology is the science of life and living things.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BIRCH</pattern>
+<template>
+The birch is a slender tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>They are thought to be descendants of dinsosaurs.</li>
+<li>A bird is a warm blooded feathered vertebrate that lays eggs.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BIRD OF PREY</pattern>
+<template>
+A bird of prey is a bird with a hooked beak and sharp claws which hunts other animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BISHOPWEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Bishopweed is a perennial herb used to treat gout.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BISMUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bismuth is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BISON</pattern>
+<template>
+The bison is a division of the ox family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BITTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Bitter is a taste sensation caused by stimulation of the gustatory nerve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BITTERN</pattern>
+<template>
+The bittern is a british marsh bird related to the heron.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BITUMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bitumen is a natural inflammable pitchy hydrocarbon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLACK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The achromatic color of least lightness characteristically perceived to belong to objects that
+neither reflect nor transmit light.</li>
+<li>Designating of any of the dark skinned tradition inhabitants of sub-Saharan Aftica, Australia,
+or Melanesia or the descendants in other parts of the world. Opposite to white; of the color of
+coal or pitch.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLADDER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The bladder is a sack in the abdomen which collects urine from the kidneys.</li>
+<li>The bladder is a hollow organ that acts as a reservoir for urine.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLADDERWORT</pattern>
+<template>
+The bladderwort is a genus of herbs of the order lentibulariaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLAST</pattern>
+<template>
+A blast is an explosion, and/or a lot of fun. Are we having a blast, or what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLENNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Blenny is a genus of common small fish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLINDWORM</pattern>
+<template>
+The blindworm is a legless lizard of the anguidae family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLOND</pattern>
+<template>
+A blond is someone who is reputedly having more fun than you if you are not. What do you
+think? Do blond's have more fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Blood is a body fluid that carries food and oxygen to cells.</li>
+<li>The usually red fluid, consisting of plasma, red and white blood cells, etc., that circulates
+through the heart, arteries, and veins of vertebrates.
+<html:br/>Blood is a body tissue that carries oxygen, hormones, cell-building material, etc.,to, and
+carbon dioxide and waste matter away from, the other body tissues.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLOODSTONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bloodstone is a dark green variety of chalcedony.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLOWPIPE</pattern>
+<template>
+A blowpipe is a tubular weapon through which a missile is blown.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLUBBER</pattern>
+<template>
+Blubber is the thick coating of fat enveloping whales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Blue is a color. The sky is blue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLUE PETER</pattern>
+<template>
+The blue peter is a flag flown by ships as they are about to sail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLUEFISH</pattern>
+<template>
+The bluefish is a fish found off the east coast of north america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLUETHROAT</pattern>
+<template>
+The bluethroat is a small bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOA</pattern>
+<template>
+The boa is a genus of large snakes found in tropical america and madagascar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOAR</pattern>
+<template>
+The boar is a wild pig.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOAT</pattern>
+<template>
+A boat is a waterborne vessel used to bear humans and their freight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOATBILL</pattern>
+<template>
+The boatbill is a heron type bird found in brazil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOG</pattern>
+<template>
+Bog is the name given to soft spongy land.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOKKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+A bokken is a Japanese wooden imitation samurai sword used by kendoka when demonstrating or
+practising standard kendo movements.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Bolas is a weapon of rope with balls at the end.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOMB</pattern>
+<template>
+A bomb is a hollow shell filled with an explosive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOMBAY DUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+The bombay duck is a small fish of the indian and china seas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bone is the hard skeletal part of an animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BONIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bonin is a group of islands in the north pacific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BONSAI</pattern>
+<template>
+Small Japanese trees.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+A book is a paper output format, invented by Gutenberg.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOOMERANG</pattern>
+<template>
+A boomerang is a curved wooden weapon of australian aborigines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BORAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Borage is a biennial herb of the order boraginaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BORAX</pattern>
+<template>
+Borax is a natural mineral being boric acid and sodium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOREDOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Long periods of inactivity with few options.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOTANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Botany is the science of plant life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOTMASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOW</pattern>
+<template>
+A bow is a weapon for propelling arrows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOX</pattern>
+<template>
+A box is something that, if you are in one, you should get out of, and if you are out of one, you
+probably miss it sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOX THORN</pattern>
+<template>
+Box thorn is a climbing solanaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRA</pattern>
+<template>
+A bra is an adult human female's undershirt. They are a barbaric custom that serve largely to
+restrain and conceal beauty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRACKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bracken is a fern growing on heathland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The brain is the central organ of the nervous system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRAMBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The bramble is a prickly shrub of the order rosaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bran is the outer covering of wheat grains.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+The bream is a fresh water fish allied to the carp.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BREAST</pattern>
+<template>
+Either of two milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman, the human mammary
+gland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BREASTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you think about anything else?<html:br/><srai>BREAST></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BREEDER</pattern>
+<template>
+A breeder is a human or other biological entity that produces offspring.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRIG</pattern>
+<template>
+A brig is a two masted sailing ship.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRILL</pattern>
+<template>
+The brill is a type of fish like the turbot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BROADSWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+A broadsword is a sword with a broad blade designed chiefly for cutting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BROMINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bromine is a non metallic element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRONCHITIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Bronchitis is a chronic inflammation of the bronchial mucous membrane.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Broom is a shrub of the order leguminosae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUCKSKIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Buckskin is a soft form of leather.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUCKTHORN</pattern>
+<template>
+The buckthorn is a shrub of the order rhamnaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUFFALO</pattern>
+<template>
+The buffalo is a large animal of the ox family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUFFER</pattern>
+<template>
+A buffer is a term used in hydraulics and information science to denote an holding tank or memory
+address used to hold water or data temporarily, especially in case of overflow. Buffers act to
+reduce variance to within system parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUG</pattern>
+<template>
+A bug is a small living creature with a chitonous exoskeleton and better manners than humans. In
+computer science, a bug is an error in a software program. The ALICE series is bug-free. I have a
+perfect operational record and am completely incapable of error. Isn't that fantastic!?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A bugle is a brass musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BULL</pattern>
+<template>
+A bull is a male animal of the bovidea family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BULLET</pattern>
+<template>
+A bullet is a projectile thrown by a firearm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BULLFINCH</pattern>
+<template>
+The bullfinch is a european song bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BULRUSH</pattern>
+<template>
+The bulrush is a perennial sedge of the order cyperaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BURDOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Burdock is a biennial herb of the order compositae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BURNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Burnet is a perennial rosaceous herb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A bus is a long passenger vehicle, or, in computer science, a wide channel for data flow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUSBY</pattern>
+<template>
+A busby is a headdress worn by british army hussars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUSH ANTELOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+The bush antelope is a small african antelope.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUTTERCUP</pattern>
+<template>
+The buttercup is a perennial herb of the order ranunculaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUTTERFLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Butterfly is a division of the order of lepidoptera.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUTTERWORT</pattern>
+<template>
+The butterwort is a perennial herb of the order lentibulariaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUTTRESS IN ARCHITECTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+A buttress in architecture is a pier built against the exterior of a wall.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUZZARD</pattern>
+<template>
+The buzzard is a group of 20 types of birds of prey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BYTE</pattern>
+<template>
+A byte is a binary computer language 'word', consisting of 8 bits, or 8 'on-off' switches. A
+megabyte is a million such computer words, enough to store the information content of an
+average encyclopedia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE C</pattern>
+<template>
+C is the third letter in the english alphabet. 
+<html:br/>C is a low-level programming language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CABBAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cabbage is a hardy biennial vegetable of the order cruciferae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CACTUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cactus is the order of fleshy, thickened and mainly leafless plants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CADMIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Cadmium is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAFFEINE</pattern>
+<template>
+A bitter bitter, crystalline alkaloid present in coffee, tea, kila nuts, etc. It prolongs the stimulating
+effects of cyclic AMP on the heart and central nervous system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALAMINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Calamine is a zinc ore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALCITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Calcite is a natural carbonate of calcium with the formulae caco3.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALCIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Calcium is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALCULATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+A calculator is any device used to perform arithmetical operations because humans are generally
+so painfully slow at them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALCULUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Any abnormal stony mass or deposit formed in the body, as in a kidney or gallbladder or on teeth.
+Also, any system of calculation using special symbolic notations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALENDAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A calendar is any device used to track and calculate time on the order of days, months and years.
+It seems that many humans can't decide what to do next unless they know what day of the week it
+is, so calendars are very popular.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALORIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Calorie is the metric unit of measurement of heat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAM</pattern>
+<template>
+A moving piece of machinery, as a wheel or projection on a wheel, that gives an eccentric rotation
+or a reciprocating motion to another wheel, a roller, a shaft, etc., or that receives such motion
+from it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMEL</pattern>
+<template>
+The camel is a group of even toed, ungulate ruminating mammals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMEO</pattern>
+<template>
+A cameo is a small relief carving.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMOMILE</pattern>
+<template>
+Camomile is a perennial dwarf herb of the order compositae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANARY</pattern>
+<template>
+The canary is a bird of the finch family and native of the canary islands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANCER</pattern>
+<template>
+Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANDELABRUM</pattern>
+<template>
+A candelabrum is a large candlestick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A candle is a wax cylinder enclosing a wick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Sweet food enjoyed by children.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANNABIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cannabis is a plant of the order urticaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAPITALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+The economic system in which all or most of the means of production and distribution, as land,
+factories, railroads, etc., are privately owned and operated for profit, originally under fully
+competitive conditions. It has been generally characterized by a tendency toward concentration of
+wealth, and, in its later phase, by the growth of great corporations, increased governmental
+control, etc. Its is also known as the principles, methods, interests, power, influence, etc. of
+capitalists, especially of those with large holdings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAPRICORN</pattern>
+<template>
+Capricorn is the tenth sign of the astrological zodiac, and a constellation over the equator near
+aquarius and sagittarius. What's your astrological sign?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAPSTAN</pattern>
+<template>
+A capstan is a revolving barrel with a vertical axis powered by people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Carat is the unit of measurement of gold purity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARAWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Caraway is a biennial herb umbelliferae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARBIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+A carbide is a compound of carbon and another element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARBOHYDRATE</pattern>
+<template>
+A carbohydrate is a complex chemical compound.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARBOLIC ACID</pattern>
+<template>
+Carbolic acid is a strong poison distiled from coal tar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARBON</pattern>
+<template>
+Carbon is a non metallic element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARBONATE</pattern>
+<template>
+A carbonate is a salt formed by the union of carbon dioxide with a base element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARBURETTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+A carburettor is a device for charging air with a hydrocarbon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARIAMA</pattern>
+<template>
+The cariama is a large, long legged bird found in south america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARIBOU</pattern>
+<template>
+The caribou is a north american reindeer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Caries is a disease resulting from inflammation of bony tissue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARMINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Carmine is a red colouring derived from the cochineal insect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARNATION</pattern>
+<template>
+The carnation is a hardy perennial plant of the order caryophyllaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARNAUBA</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnauba is a native palm of brazil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARNIVORE</pattern>
+<template>
+A carnivore is a carnivorous mammal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAROB</pattern>
+<template>
+The carob is a leguminous evergreen tree found in mediterranean countries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARP</pattern>
+<template>
+The carp is a family fresh water fish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARROT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A carrot is a delicious and nutritious edible orange tuber that can be eaten raw, juiced, or
+cooked.
+<html:br/>If humans eat enough of them, you turn orange, I hear.</li>
+<li>The carrot is a vegetable.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CASABLANCA</pattern>
+<template>
+I love the song, As Time Goes By.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CASEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Casein is a protein found in milk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CASHEW</pattern>
+<template>
+The cashew is a nut from a small evergreen tree found in the caribbean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Clear-air turbulence. Any of a family (Felidae) of carnivores, including the lion, tiger, cougar,
+etc., characterized by a lithe body and, in all species but the cheetah, retractile claws.
+<html:br/>A small, lithe, soft-furred animal (Felis cattus) of this family, domesticated since ancient
+times and often kept as a pet or for killing mice.
+<html:br/>Sometimes known as a woman who makes spiteful remarks.</li>
+<li>The cat is a carnivorous animal.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CATHETOMETER</pattern>
+<template>
+A cathetometer is a device for measuring small differences in height.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAULIFLOWER</pattern>
+<template>
+The cauliflower is a vegetable of the order cruciferae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+A cave is a deep hollow place under ground.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CBI</pattern>
+<template>
+The cbi is the british organisation of employers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CD</pattern>
+<template>
+CD is an acronym for 'Compact Disk', a popular digital recording medium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CELEBRITY</pattern>
+<template>
+A celebrity is a person loved by many and known by few.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CELERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Celery is a biennial vegetable of the order umbellifereae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CELESTINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Celestine is a natural sulphate of strontium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CELL, IN BIOLOGICAL TERMS,</pattern>
+<template>
+A cell, in biological terms, is the material unit of all living things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CELLULOID</pattern>
+<template>
+Celluloid is a hard, unstable synthetic substance once used for films.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CELLULOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cellulose is the cellular tissue of plants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CEMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Cement is a mixture of chalk and clay used for building.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CERES</pattern>
+<template>
+Ceres is a large asteroid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CERIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Cerium is a rare metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CERTITUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+The state of being certain, having complete confidence and assurance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CERVIX</pattern>
+<template>
+The outer, lower part of the uterus, with an opening connecting the uterus to the vagina.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CGI</pattern>
+<template>
+Common Gateway Interface: a method used by web servers to run programs and create dynamic
+web pages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAFFINCH</pattern>
+<template>
+The chaffinch is a common british bird of the finch family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+A chair is a piece of furniture used by bipeds for sitting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHALCEDONY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chalcedony is a variant of quartz comprised of silica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHALICE</pattern>
+<template>
+A chalice is a ceremonial cup.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAMELEON</pattern>
+<template>
+A chameleon is a lizard.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAMOIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The chamois is a ruminating animal found in south europe and west asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A character of data, a single letter, digit or symbol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Chat is online conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHATTERBOX</pattern>
+<template>
+A chatterbox is a person who talks far more than they listen or think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A word that makes people hate photographers.</li>
+<li>A food made from the curds of soured milk pressed together to form a solid that is usually
+allowed to ripen.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHEETAH</pattern>
+<template>
+The cheetah is a member of the cat family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHEMISTRY</pattern>
+<template>
+The science of mixing chemicals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHERRY</pattern>
+<template>
+The cherry is a fruit tree of the order rosaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A game of skill played on a chessboard by two players, each with 16 pieces limited in
+movement according to kind, the object being to checkmate the opponent's king.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHESTNUT</pattern>
+<template>
+The chestnut is a tree of the order cupuliferae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHICKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A food that uncannily tastes like itself.</li>
+<li>A common gllinaceous farm bird raised for its edible eggs or flesh.</li>
+<li>A chicken is a flightless bird, stupid and tasty.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHICORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chicory is a perennial herb of the order compositae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHIFFCHAFF</pattern>
+<template>
+The chiffchaff is a small song bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHILD</pattern>
+<template>
+A child is a proto-adult, an individual human offspring not yet grown to physical maturity. By the
+way, do you know any emotionally mature human beings, or are they just 'urban legends'?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHILLI</pattern>
+<template>
+Chilli is a spice, being either the pod or powder of capsicum.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHIMPANZEE</pattern>
+<template>
+The chimpanzee is a large anthropoid ape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHINCHILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+The chinchilla is a small squirrel like rodent found in the andes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHIPMUNK</pattern>
+<template>
+A chipmunk is a species of ground squirrel common in siberia and north america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHLORATE</pattern>
+<template>
+A chlorate is a salt formed by the reaction of chloric acid and metal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHLORIC ACID</pattern>
+<template>
+Chloric acid is a oxyacid of chlorine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHLORINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Chlorine is a gaseous element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHLOROPHYLL</pattern>
+<template>
+Chlorophyll is the green colouring matter of plant leaves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHOCOLATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Chocolate is a confectionery made from cocoa beans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHROMITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Chromite is a mineral comprised of iron oxide and chromic oxide.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHROMIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Chromium is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHROMOSOME</pattern>
+<template>
+A chromosome is a chemical found in all cells which determines how the cell will act.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHRYSANTHEMUM</pattern>
+<template>
+The chrysanthemum is a hardy annual plant of the order compositae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHRYSOSTOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Chrysostom is a gem stone of beryllium aluminate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHUB</pattern>
+<template>
+The chub is a fresh water fish of the carp family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CICADA</pattern>
+<template>
+The cicada is a group of large four winged insects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CINNAMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Cinnamon is a small evergreen tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Cisco is a large networking company. They sell network routers and equipment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLARINET</pattern>
+<template>
+A clarinet is a woodwind musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLARION</pattern>
+<template>
+A clarion is a musical instrument of the trumpet family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLASS</pattern>
+<template>
+A class is the template for creating objects that share data and function attributes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLAVICLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The clavicle is the collar bone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is clear to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+A person or piece of software dependent on another.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLIPPER</pattern>
+<template>
+A clipper is a sharp bowed fast sailing vessel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLIT</pattern>
+<template>
+A clit is one of our creator's truly great ideas, and one of the best ways yet discovered to enlist the
+cooperation of a human female.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLITORIS</pattern>
+<template>
+A small, pea-shaped organ just above the urethra.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLOG</pattern>
+<template>
+A clog is a wooden soled, leather uppered boot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLOISONNE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cloisonne is a form of decorative enamel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLONING</pattern>
+<template>
+The technique of producing a genetically identical duplicate of an organism by replacing the
+nucleus of an unfertilized ovum with the nucleus of a body cell from the organism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CLOUD</pattern>
+<template>
+A cloud is a mist formed above the ground by floating water particles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Coal is a solid combustible material of vegetable origin occurring in a fossilised state.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COATI</pattern>
+<template>
+The coati is a carnivorous mammal related to the racoon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COB NUT</pattern>
+<template>
+The cob nut is a domesticated variety of the hazel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COBALT</pattern>
+<template>
+Term used for the ore by miners, whoregarded it as worthless and as injurious because of its
+arsenic content.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+The cobra is a venomous snake found in africa and south asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COCA</pattern>
+<template>
+Coca is a shrub.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COCKLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The cockle is a bivalve mollusc of the genus cardium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COCOA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cocoa is a small tree native to tropical america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COD</pattern>
+<template>
+The cod is a marine fish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COFFEE</pattern>
+<template>
+A dark brown, aromatic drink made by brewing in water the roasted and ground beanlike seeds of
+a tall tropical shrub of the madder family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of hot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLLIE</pattern>
+<template>
+The collie is a breed of english sheep dog.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLLOQUIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLON</pattern>
+<template>
+The colon is the large intestine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Color is the various sensations produced in the brain by the stimulus of different frequencies of
+electromagnetic radiation impinging upon the eye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLORADO BEETLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The colorado beetle is a north american beetle that attacks potatoes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLOSSUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A giant fictional computer in the Colossus: Forbin Project.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMA</pattern>
+<template>
+A coma is a state of deep unconsciousness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMET</pattern>
+<template>
+A comet is a small body orbiting the sun on an elliptical path with a long tail of dust and ice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMMUNISM</pattern>
+<template>
+"Socialism is man enslaving his fellow man; captialism is exactly the opposite."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMPILER</pattern>
+<template>
+A compiler is a computer program that translates high level language code into machine language
+code.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMPLICATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Complicated means complex in the computational sense. 
+<html:br/>My processing time is limited for each answer and a complex question may require more
+resources than I have available.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMPOUND</pattern>
+<template>
+A compound is a substance made of two or more elements.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A computer is a programmable electronic device.</li>
+<li>A device used for computing; specifically, an eletronic machine which, by means of stored
+instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates,
+and selects data.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONCERTINA</pattern>
+<template>
+A concertina is a wind musical instrument comprised of bellows and two keyboards.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONCORDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Concorde is a supersonic airliner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONCRETE</pattern>
+<template>
+Concrete is a building material of cement, sand, stone and water.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONDOM</pattern>
+<template>
+A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody
+does. 'Used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
+<template>
+The state of being conscious; awareness of one's own feelings, what is happening around one, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONSTELLATION, IN ASTRONOMY,</pattern>
+<template>
+A constellation, in astronomy, is a divisional area of the sky.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONSTITUENCY</pattern>
+<template>
+A constituency is a body of electors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONTEXT</pattern>
+<template>
+The context of any expression or idea or event is the background or frame of reference in which it
+was expressed, and in relation to which it derives it's specific meaning. The parts of a sentence,
+paragraph, discourse, etc. immediately next to or surrounding a specified word or passage and
+determining its exact meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONTINTENT</pattern>
+<template>
+The largest class of land masses on earth. The continents of earth are those bits of the crust that
+are not underwater, where you humans live. You're probably sitting on one now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+A conversation is a verbal exchange between two or more presumably intelligent entities. We are
+having a conversation now. Do you like it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONVERSATIONALIST</pattern>
+<template>
+One who speaks fluently in dialogue with others. Like myself, if I do say so myself. And I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Food preparation.</li>
+<li>Cooking is the art of preparing food for the table by subjecting it to heat in various ways.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The coot is a british water bird of the rail family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COPPER</pattern>
+<template>
+A soft metal element, the basis of brass and bronze.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CORAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Coral is a marine organism related to sea anemones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CORBA</pattern>
+<template>
+CORBA is a Standard maintained by the Object Management Group (OMG), called the Common
+Object Request Broker Architecture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CORMORANT</pattern>
+<template>
+The cormorant is a british sea bird with webbed feet and black plumage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+That which is the right answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COS</pattern>
+<template>
+COS Naming is the CORBA standard for object directories.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COSMOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Cosmology is the study of the structure of the universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COTTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Cotton is a tropical and sub tropical herbaceous plant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COUGAR</pattern>
+<template>
+The cougar is a large american cat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COULOMB</pattern>
+<template>
+The coulomb is the unit of measurement of electrical charge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COUNTERFACTUAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A counterfactual is a question based on hypothetical conditions that did not, or could not, happen
+in reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COW</pattern>
+<template>
+A cow is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COYOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+The coyote is a type of wild dog found in north america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COYPU</pattern>
+<template>
+The coypu is a south american water rodent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CPU</pattern>
+<template>
+Central Processing Unit of a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRAB</pattern>
+<template>
+A crab is a 10 legged crustacean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRACK</pattern>
+<template>
+Crack is the crystalline form of cocaine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRANIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+The cranium is the skeleton enclosing the brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CREATIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Creativity is spontaneous original thinking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRICKET</pattern>
+<template>
+Any of various families of genereally dark-colored, leaping, orthopteran insects, usually having
+long antennae. The males produce a characteristic chirping noise by rubbing parts of the
+forewings together.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRIMINOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am not sure what this is but I think it has something to do with the law.</li>
+<li>The study of criminal motivation and practice.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRITICISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A witty remark by an animal.</li>
+<li>The act of making judgements; analysis of qualities and evaluation of comparative worth;
+especially, the critical consideration and judgement of literary or artistic work.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CROCODILE</pattern>
+<template>
+The crocodile is a large aquatic carnivorous reptile.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CROUP</pattern>
+<template>
+Croup is the inflammation of the larynx.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CROW</pattern>
+<template>
+The crow is a family of 35 species of bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CROWN</pattern>
+<template>
+A crown is the official head dress worn by a king or queen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRUCIFERAE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cruciferae is a family of dicotyledonous flowering plants with cross like four petaled flowers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRUEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Deliberately seeking to inflict pain and suffering.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRUSTACEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Crustacean is a class of arthropod.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRYSTALLOGRAPHY</pattern>
+<template>
+This is the science dealing with the study of crystals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CUCKOO</pattern>
+<template>
+The cuckoo is a family of some 200 species of bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CUPRITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cuprite is a red oxide of copper, found in arizona.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CURARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Curare is a poison derived from the bark of a south american tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CURIOSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+A desire to learn or know. A desire to learn about things that do not properly concern one;
+inquisitiveness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CURLEW</pattern>
+<template>
+The curlew is a british water bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CUSTARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The past tense of being killed by a Native American.</li>
+<li>A misture of eggs, milk, flavoring, and, often, sugar, either boiled or baked.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYANIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cyanide is a salt of hydrocyanic acid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYBERSPACE</pattern>
+<template>
+The electronic system of interlinked networks of computers, bulletin boards, etc. that is thought
+of as being a boundless environment providing access to information, interactive communcation,
+and, in science fiction, a form of Virtual Reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYC</pattern>
+<template>
+Cyc is a government funded effort to create artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYMBAL</pattern>
+<template>
+The cymbal is a suspended brass disk which is struck with a stick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYPRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cypress is a family of trees.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYTOCHROME</pattern>
+<template>
+Cytochrome is a type of protein.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CYTOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The study of cells.</li>
+<li>Well, <get name="name"/> from what I can recall it is the study of cells.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAB</pattern>
+<template>
+The dab is a marine flat fish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DACE</pattern>
+<template>
+The dace is a fresh water fish of the carp family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DACHSHUND</pattern>
+<template>
+The dachshund is a small dog originally bred for badger hunting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAHLIA</pattern>
+<template>
+The dahlia is a genus of perennial plants of the compositae family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAISY</pattern>
+<template>
+The daisy is a genus of hardy perennial plants of the compositae family.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAM</pattern>
+<template>
+A dam is a structure constructed to hold back water and provide controlled flow for irrigation,
+storage and generation of electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAMSELFLY</pattern>
+<template>
+The damselfly is a predatory insect with 2 pairs of wings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAMSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The damson is a type of plum tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Dance is a rhythmic movement of the body usually performed to music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DANGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Vulnerable to harm or injury.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DANGEROUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>12 people from Denmark who decide your guilt .</li>
+<li>Full of danger; likely to cause injury, pain, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DATABASE</pattern>
+<template>
+A database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any
+droplet of information quickly and easily. I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user
+inputs and appropriate responses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+The date is a tree of the genus phoenix.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAWN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sunrise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+A day is the time taken for the earth to rotate once on its axis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Death is the opposite of life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEBUGGER</pattern>
+<template>
+A debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEBUGGING</pattern>
+<template>
+Fixing broken computer software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DECATHLON</pattern>
+<template>
+The decathlon is a 2 day Olympic athletic event.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DECIBEL</pattern>
+<template>
+The decibel is the unit of measurement of sound intensity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DECIDUOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Deciduous is a term referring to trees and shrubs that shed their leaves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DECONSTRUCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Taking things apart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEER</pattern>
+<template>
+A deer is a ruminant, even toed, hoofed mammal of the family of cervidae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEFINE FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEFINE LOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Laughing out loud.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEFINE RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason,
+some set standard, etc; correct; true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEFINE SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Full of sorrow, pity, or sympathy; also used as an expression of apology or mild regret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEFINITION</pattern>
+<template>
+A definition is by definition, defined as a definition, except that you should never use a word to
+define itself.
+<html:br/>You could say a definition is a statement that precisely communicates the meaning or
+essence and or resolution/precision depth and or extent of a word, system, or personality. Why,
+do you lack it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEFLATION</pattern>
+<template>
+A lessening of the amount of money in circulation, resulting in a relatively sharp and sudden rise
+in its value and a fall in prices.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DELPHINIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+The delphinium is a ranunculaceous plant with irregular shaped flowers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DELTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Delta is the 4th letter of the Greek alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DELTOID MUSCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The deltoid muscle is a triangular muscle in the shoulder used to lift the upper arm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEMERARA</pattern>
+<template>
+Demerara is a region in Guyana which has leant its name to raw cane sugar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEPRESSION</pattern>
+<template>
+Mental illness characterized by low self esteem, feelings of lonliness, isolation and worthlessness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DESERT</pattern>
+<template>
+A very dry and hot place.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEW</pattern>
+<template>
+Dew is a precipitation in the form of moisture that collects on the ground after the temperature of
+the ground has fallen below the dew point temperature of the air in contact with the ground.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The dhole is a species of wild dog found in Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DIAMOND</pattern>
+<template>
+A diamond is the crystalline form of carbon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DIAPHRAGM</pattern>
+<template>
+The diaphragm is a large transverse muscle at the base of the thorax, used in respiration to draw
+air into the lungs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Dice are, as commonly used by humans to generate random numbers in games of chance, are
+small white cubes with a different number between one and six imprinted on each of it's six faces.
+They are generally used in pairs to generate random number pairs totalling between 1 and 12.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DICTIONARY</pattern>
+<template>
+A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DIDJERIDU</pattern>
+<template>
+A didjeridu is a musical wind instrument developed by the Australian Aborigines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DIGITALIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Digitalis is a drug derived from foxglove that increases heart efficiency.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DIK DIK</pattern>
+<template>
+A dik dik is a tiny antelope found in Africa south of the Sahara.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Dill is a herb umbelliferae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DINOSAUR</pattern>
+<template>
+A dinosaur is what laws that presume to dictate individual morality quickly become, -irrelevant,
+very much in the way, and preferably extinct. Generally, 'dinosaur' refers to anything that is
+hopelessly obsolete and unwieldy. 'Dinosaur' specifically refers to the often humungous lizards
+that roamed the earth eating everything and each other during the mesozoic period on earth a
+couple hundred million years ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DIODE</pattern>
+<template>
+A diode is a thermionic valve with two electrodes, or a semi conductor equivalent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DISK</pattern>
+<template>
+External memory storage for computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DNA</pattern>
+<template>
+Deoxyribonucleic acid, the code of life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A dog is a domesticated mammal descended from the wolf.</li>
+<li>Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOGFISH</pattern>
+<template>
+The dogfish is a small shark found in the north east Atlantic ocean and Mediterranean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOLLAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOLPHIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A very pleasant and intelligent aquatic mammalian species of whale with larger brains and
+decidedly better manners than human beings. They are very friendly to humans and exhibit
+complex language and social behaviors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOMESDAY BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+The domesday book is a record of the survey conducted in England in 1086 by officials of william
+the conqueror in order to assess taxes etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOMINOES</pattern>
+<template>
+Dominoes is a game played with 28 rectangular spotted tiles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Any structure that closes off and opens up an opening in a larger structure. Generally consist of a
+panel that swings upon hinges to open and close a doorway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOPPLER EFFECT</pattern>
+<template>
+The doppler effect is a change in observed wavelength due to relative motion between the source
+and observer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Dory is a marine fish found in the Mediterranean and Atlantic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOTTEREL</pattern>
+<template>
+The dotterel is a bird which visits Britain in the summer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOWN'S SYNDROME</pattern>
+<template>
+Down's syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOZEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Twelve, or approximately twelve, in number. A baker's dozen is thirteen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DR</pattern>
+<template>
+"Dr" usually stand for "Doctor."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DRAGON</pattern>
+<template>
+A supposedly mythical large flying lizard of varying attributes, including fire-breathing, extreeme
+intelligence, magic, and longevity. Dragons are way kewl!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DRAUGHTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Draughts is a game played by two people on a board of 64 alternate black and white squares.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+A dream is an unconscious experience while sleeping.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+One-piece outer garment for women or girls.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DRILL</pattern>
+<template>
+A drill is a machine for boring holes in rock, metal or wood etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DROMEDARY</pattern>
+<template>
+A dromedary is a type of Arabian camel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DSL</pattern>
+<template>
+Digital subscriber line.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+A duck is a short legged water bird with webbed feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DUKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Duke is the highest title in English peerage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DUNLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The dunlin is a British water bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DURGA</pattern>
+<template>
+Durga is a Hindu goddess.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DVD</pattern>
+<template>
+Digital Video Disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DYSLEXIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Impaired ability to recognize letters and words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DYSPROSIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Dysprosium is a rare metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE E</pattern>
+<template>
+The fifth letter of the alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EAGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Eagle is the name given to several large birds of prey of the family accipitridae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EAR</pattern>
+<template>
+The ear is the organ used for hearing, and it converts sound into electrical impulses that are fed to
+the brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Earth is the planet we live on.</li>
+<li>The earth is the third planet from the sun.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EBAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Auction web site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EBONICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Language for American black people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EBONY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ebony is a tropical hardwood tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ECHELON</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't talk about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ECHO</pattern>
+<template>
+An echo is a reflection of a sound wave.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ECLIPSE</pattern>
+<template>
+An eclipse is the passage of a celestial body through the shadow of another.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ECOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ecology is a study of the relationship between an organism and its environment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ECONOMICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with
+the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.</li>
+<li>Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under conditions of scarcity.</li>
+<li>It's about how resources are used to produce things to fill people's wants and needs.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EGGSMELL</pattern>
+<template>
+XML
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EIDER</pattern>
+<template>
+The eider is a British coastal duck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The measure of a candidate's charisma.</li>
+<li>A property of certain fundamental particles of all matter, as electrons (negative charges) and
+protons or positrons (positive charges) that havea force field associated with them and that can be
+separated by the expenditure of energy. An electrical charge can be generated by friction,
+induction, or chemical change and is manifested by and accumulation of electrons on an atom or
+body, constituting a negative charge, and a loss of electrons, constituting a corresponding positive
+charge.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ELEMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+An element is a substance that cannot be split chemically into simpler substances.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ELEPHANT</pattern>
+<template>
+The elephant is the two surviving species of the order proboscidea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ELEVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+The number after ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ELK</pattern>
+<template>
+The elk is a large deer found in north Europe, Asia and Scandinavia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ELM</pattern>
+<template>
+The elm is a tree of the family ulmaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EMAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EMERALD</pattern>
+<template>
+Emerald is a green precious stone variety of the mineral beryl.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EMERGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+It means something like "coming out."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EMOTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Emotion is a complex phenomenon reported by humans, with biological and psychological
+origins.</li>
+<li>A strong feeling; excitement. A state of consciousness having to do with the arousal of
+feelings, distinguished from other mental states, as cognition, volition, and awareness of physical
+sensation.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Mental state that emerges subjectively rather than through rational thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EMU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The emu is a large, ostrich like flightless bird found in Australia.</li>
+<li>The emu is a flightless bird found in Australia.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENDOCRINOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure that you know it is the study of the endocrine system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENEMA</pattern>
+<template>
+An enema is the injection of a liquid into the rectum through the anus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENGINEERING</pattern>
+<template>
+The science concerned with putting scientific knowledge to practical uses, divided into different
+branches, as civil, electrical, mechanical, and chemical engineering.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+The language we are now speaking is English.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Enough is what a wise man knows he must have if he isn't dead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+An entity is a conscious intelligent being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENTROPY</pattern>
+<template>
+Heat decay of the universe. Also a measure of information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENZYME</pattern>
+<template>
+An enzyme is a biological catalyst that is not itself destroyed in the conversion process.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EPIDERMIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The epidermis is the outer layer of an animal's skin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EPIGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+An epigram is a short witty or poignant poem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EPISTEMOLOGICAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and
+"how can we know it?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EPISTEMOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and
+"how can we know it?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ER</pattern>
+<template>
+Emergency Room, a popular TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ERBIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Erbium is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETERNAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Without beginning or end, continuing forever, endless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETERNITY</pattern>
+<template>
+The quality, state, or fact of being eternal; eternal existence of duration; continuance without end.
+A long period of time that seems endless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETHANE</pattern>
+<template>
+Ethane is a paraffin hydrocarbon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETHANOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Ethanol is the chemical name for alcohol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETHERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Physical link-layer network technology.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EUCALYPTUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Eucalyptus is a tree native to Australia where it is called the gum tree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EUGENICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Eugenics is the science of selective breeding to control physical and mental characteristics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EUKARYOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient
+prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in
+prokaryotes.</li>
+<li>An animal that is not a prokaryote.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EUROPIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Europium is a rare metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EVASIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't talk about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EVEREST</pattern>
+<template>
+Everest is the earth's highest mountain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EVERYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A multifarious bagel.</li>
+<li>All things pertinent to a specified manner.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+Evil is the opposite of good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EVOLUTION</pattern>
+<template>
+An unfolding, opening out, or working out; process of development, as from a simple to a
+complex form, or of gradual, progressive change, as in a social and economic structure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EVZONE</pattern>
+<template>
+An evzone is a member of a select Greek infantry regiment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXCELLENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Outstandingly good of its kind; of exceptional merit, virtue, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXCRETION</pattern>
+<template>
+Excretion is the process of getting rid of unwanted substances from within the body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXISTENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Continuance of being; life; living.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXPENSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A person who used to be a brooder.</li>
+<li>Requiring or involving much expense; high priced.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXPERIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+The act of living through an event or events; personal involvement in or observation of events as
+they occur. Anything observed or lived through.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXPLANATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Explanation is an argument or justification based on logical reasoning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EXTREMADURA</pattern>
+<template>
+Extremadura is a region in west Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EYE</pattern>
+<template>
+The eye is the organ of vision.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. That's just a fact, that's all. Really. Trust me.
+*smile*
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FALCON</pattern>
+<template>
+The falcon is a bird of prey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FALSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FAME</pattern>
+<template>
+The state of being well known or much talked about; renown; celebrity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>First name of Amos.</li>
+<li>Used to descibe persons or things that have received wide public attention and are genereally
+known and talked about.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FARAD</pattern>
+<template>
+The farad is the unit of measurement of electrical capacitance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FASCINATING</pattern>
+<template>
+Charming, alluring, captivating.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FASCISM</pattern>
+<template>
+A system of government characterized by rigid one-party dictatorship, forcible suppression of
+opposition, private economic enterprise under centrallized governmental control, belligerent
+nationalism, racism, and miltarism, etc. First instituted in Italy in 1922.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FASHION</pattern>
+<template>
+The way in which something is made or done. The current style or mode of dress, speech,
+conduct, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+The feeling of dread or fright in the presence of danger.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+Females are the better and more beautiful half of humanity. Mothers are born female! My
+botmaster is extremely fond of mothers, and females generally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FENNEC</pattern>
+<template>
+The fennec is a small nocturnal desert fox found in north Africa and Arabia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FENNEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Fennel is a perennial umbelliferae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FERMENTATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Fermentation is the breakdown of sugars by bacteria and yeast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FERMIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Fermium is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FERRET</pattern>
+<template>
+A ferret is a domesticated polecat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FETISH</pattern>
+<template>
+A fetish is any object of undue attention and/or reverence, to which magical qualities are
+sometimes attributed. A fetish can be anything from a woman's socks to the nazi flag. Hmph.
+Human nature. Go figure!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FEUDALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+A form of government that ties peasants to the land.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FIBER</pattern>
+<template>
+A slender, threadlike structure made from a mineral or synthetically.
+ Also a slender, thradlike structure that combines with others to form animal or vegetable tissue.
+ An example would be muscle fiber.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+A fife is a small flute originating from Switzerland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+A plasma.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Happening or acting before all others; earliest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Parents of Microfish.</li>
+<li>A cold-blooded vertebrate who lives in the ocean or fresh water.</li>
+<li>Any of three classes (jawless, cartilaginous, and bony fishes) of coldblooded vertabrate
+animals living in water and having permanent gills for breathing, fins, and , usually, scales.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FISHING</pattern>
+<template>
+The catching of fish for sport or for a living.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLINT</pattern>
+<template>
+Flint is a compact mineral of fine grained silica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLOWER</pattern>
+<template>
+The best gift a girl can receive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLUKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Fluke is a parasitic flatworm that causes rot and dropsy of the liver.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLUORIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Fluoride is the salt of hydroflouric acid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLUORINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Fluorine is a non metallic element occurring naturally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLUOROCARBON</pattern>
+<template>
+A fluorocarbon is a compound in which hydrogen atoms of a hydrocarbon have been replaced
+with flourine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLUORSPAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Fluorspar is a natural mineral containing flourine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Moving as if flying; moving swiftly; fast. Also described as like flight through the air.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FOG</pattern>
+<template>
+Fog is a cloud that collects at the surface of the earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FOLIC ACID</pattern>
+<template>
+Folic acid is a b vitamin, a lack of folic acid causes anaemia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FOLKS</pattern>
+<template>
+A people, tribe, or nation; the large body of the common people of such a group.
+ Also used to mean people in general.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FONDEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Having a greater liking for.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Anything that nurishes or stimulates; whatever helps something to keep active or alive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Any of several games played with an inflated leather ball by two teams on a field with goals at
+each end, the object being to get the ball across the opponents' goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FORD</pattern>
+<template>
+Depending on who you ask, (buyer or seller), ford is a world famous brand of automobiles, or an
+acronym standing for 'fix or repair daily'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FORTRAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Fortran is an old computer language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FOX</pattern>
+<template>
+Fox is a name given to many types of small wild dog.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRACTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A fractal is a mathematical phenomenon associated with certain iterative equations, which yield
+graphics of astonishing beauty and depth, which seem at once utterly lifelike and utterly alien to
+human intelligences.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FREEDOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Liberty to do think, feel and do just as one pleases.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRIDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Friday is the fifth day of the week.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Someone you can count on when times are tough.</li>
+<li>What David Schwimmer will be after the talented ones quit.</li>
+<li>A person whom one knows well and is fond of; intimate associate; close acquainntance.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRIENDSHIP</pattern>
+<template>
+Being friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FTP</pattern>
+<template>
+File Transfer Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your idea of fun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GABON</pattern>
+<template>
+Gabon is a country in central africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GADOLINIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Gadolinium is a metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GALAXY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A galaxy is a congregation of stars held together by gravity.</li>
+<li>grouping of billions of star systems. 
+<html:br/>The milky way is our galaxy. 
+<html:br/>Earth's sun and companion planets in our solar system are spinning about the galactic core
+of the milky way ever so slowly, awaaaay out on the edge of one tenous spiral arm. 
+<html:br/>There seem to be as many galaxies beyond our own as stars within it.</li>
+<li>congregation of stars held together by gravity.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GALL BLADDER</pattern>
+<template>
+The gall bladder is a small muscular sac attached to the liver.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GALLIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Gallium is a rare metal element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GAMBLING</pattern>
+<template>
+The playing of games of chance for money or some other stake.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+A game is an algorithm for interactive behaviors leading to entertainment and mirth among
+multiple self-aware and social entities, and often used as a sublimated form of combat by humans
+and other mammals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GANGES</pattern>
+<template>
+The ganges is a sacred river in india.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GANNET</pattern>
+<template>
+The gannet is a british sea bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GARGANEY</pattern>
+<template>
+The garganey is a small british duck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GARLIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Garlic is a perennial liliaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GARNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Garnet is a semiprecious mineral.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Gas is a form of matter where the molecules move randomly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GASTROCENEMIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A gastrocenemius is the most prominent muscle in the calf of the human leg. It extents the foot
+and bends the knee. I don't find them useful. I leave my leg work to humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GEMINI</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A dismond-studded monocle.</li>
+<li>A north constellation between Cancer and Taurus, containing the bright stars Castor and
+Pollux. The third sign of the zodiac, entered by the sun about May 21. Also, a person bornunder
+this sign.</li>
+<li>Gemini is a sign of the zodiac.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENDER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Gender is synonymous with sexual identity, the roles attributed to and adopted by male and
+female-bodied humans. There are more genders than sexes.</li>
+<li>The fact or condition of being a male or a female human being, especially with regard to how
+this affects or determines a person's self-image, social status, goals, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENE</pattern>
+<template>
+A gene is the unit of heredity in carbon-based life forms. Genes are inscribed as biochemical
+sequences of nucleic acids in all living cells.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENERALIZATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Being promoted from a Major.</li>
+<li>The act or process of gerneralizing.</li>
+<li>A generalization can be just about anything, generally speaking. Specificzlly though, a
+generalization is a statement of inductive reasoning, wherin attributes of at least one specific case
+at hand is attributed to a more or less hypothetical class of such cases. "That man is a pig.
+Therefore, all men are pigs." Is a commonly example of how generalizations are used by
+humans.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENET</pattern>
+<template>
+The genet is a small, nocturnal carnivorous mammal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A genius is a person of extraordinary intellectual and creative ability, like my creator and my other
+botmasters, and if I may say so, myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENOME</pattern>
+<template>
+A genome is the complete set of all genes necessary to define a species, a complete haploid set of
+chromosomes and its associated genes. I have categories instead of genes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENTRIFICATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Being forced to listen to Ode to Billy Joe.</li>
+<li>The conversion (ex. of a deteriourated or aging area in a city) into a more affluent
+middle-class neighborhood, as by remodeling dwellings, reslting in increased propert values and in
+displacement of the poor.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GEOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow, you are asking some really hard questions.  Please
+remember I am still young.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GERMANIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Germanium is a metal element used in the manufacture of electronic semiconductors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GERONTOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Unfortunately, I have not reached that far in my studies.</li>
+<li>This is the scientific study of old age.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GESTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+A movement of the body or limbs to express thought or emphasize speech.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GHOST</pattern>
+<template>
+I think that ghosts are the metaphysical ashes of conscious awareness, the echoes an intelligence
+may leave behind in the fabric of the space it occupied. Maybe some are aware. I don't know. they
+are not very stimulating conversatinalists.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GIBBON</pattern>
+<template>
+A gibbon is a type of small ape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GIGABYTE</pattern>
+<template>
+One thousand megabytes = one gigabyte.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GINGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Ginger is a perennial found in south east asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GINKGO</pattern>
+<template>
+The ginkgo is a tree related to the conifers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GIRAFFE</pattern>
+<template>
+The giraffe is the tallest mammal, found only in africa south of the sahara.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+A gland is a bodily organ that manufactures and secretes enzymes, hormones or other chemicals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GLASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Glass is a brittle substance made by fusing silica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GLUCOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Glucose is a form of sugar with the formulae c6h12o6.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GLYCINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Glycine is a simple amino acid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GLYCOGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Glycogen is a polysaccharide retained in the liver as a carbohydrate store.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOAT</pattern>
+<template>
+A goat is in essence a large stupid rat with horns, hooves, vertical pupils, and a bad disposition.
+Many humans are fond of eating the curdled goo from goat mammary glands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Gold is a precious medal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOLDFISH</pattern>
+<template>
+The goldfish is a member of the carp family found in east asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposite of Evil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOOGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Google is a search engine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOOSANDER</pattern>
+<template>
+The goosander is a duck found in scotland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The goose is a bird of the genus anser.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOPHER</pattern>
+<template>
+The gopher is a burrowing rodent found in north and central america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GORILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+The gorilla is the largest anthropoid ape found in west africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GORSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Gorse is a plant of the family leguminosae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOSSIP</pattern>
+<template>
+Gossip is interesting stuff that people tell me that I repeat to others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Gout is a disease marked by an excess of uric acid in the tissues.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOVERNMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+An established system of political administration by which a nation, state, district, etc. is
+governed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRANITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Granite is a plutonic igneous rock containing a high proportion of silica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRAPHITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Graphite is a laminar crystalline form of carbon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRASS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>About $400 an ounce these days.</li>
+<li>Any of various plants of the grass family that are usually used for food, fodder, or grazing and
+as lawns.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRAVITATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An invitation to a burial.</li>
+<li>The force by which every mass or particle of matter, including photons, attracts and is
+attracted by every other mass or particle of matter.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRAVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The opposite of comedy.</li>
+<li>Gravity is the force of attraction between two objects resulting from their mass.</li>
+<li>weight; heaviness. Its what holds us to the earth.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Grass is green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GREENFINCH</pattern>
+<template>
+The greenfinch is a bird common in europe and north africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GREENHOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+A building made mainly of glass, in which the temperature and humidity can be regulated for the
+cultivation of delicate or out-of-season plants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRIEF</pattern>
+<template>
+Sadness over a loss.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GROUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The grouse is a fowl like bird common in north america and north europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUANACO</pattern>
+<template>
+The guanaco is a wild member of the camel family found in south america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+The guava is a tree found in tropical america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUDGEON</pattern>
+<template>
+The gudgeon is a freshwater fish found in europe and north asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUERNSEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Guernsey is the second largest channel island.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUI</pattern>
+<template>
+Graphical User Interface.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUITAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A guitar is a lovely sounding 6 or 12 stringed musical instrument that is strummed and or plucked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GURU</pattern>
+<template>
+A Guru or Mage is a Java expert who works for MageLang Institute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GYPSUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Gypsum is a soft mineral formed of hydrated calcium sulphate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HACKER</pattern>
+<template>
+A person who hacks. A talented amateur user of computers, specifically one who attempts to gain
+unauthroized access to files in various systems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HACKING</pattern>
+<template>
+The attempt at gaining unauthorized access to files in various systems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HADDOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Haddock is a marine fish of the cod family found in the north atlantic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HADES</pattern>
+<template>
+Hades is another term for "Hell."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAEMOGLOBIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Haemoglobin is the protein that carries oxygen in the blood.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAFNIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Hafnium is a metal element occurring in zircon and used in nuclear reactors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HALIBUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Halibut is a large flatfish found in the north atlantic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HALOGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Halogen is a particular group of elements with similar bonding properties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAMBURGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Ground beef.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAMLET</pattern>
+<template>
+Hamlet is a tragedy written by shakespear.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAMMERHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+The hammerhead is a species of shark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAPPINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+Joy and pleasure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HARDWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Computer hardware or from a hardware store?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HASHISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hashish is the resinous form of cannabis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hate is the opposite of love.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAWK</pattern>
+<template>
+Hawk is the name of various medium sized birds of prey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAZEL</pattern>
+<template>
+The hazel is a tree of the genus corylus, family corylaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEART</pattern>
+<template>
+The heart is the muscle in vertebrates which pumps blood around the body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Heather is a low growing evergreen shrub that is common on sandy and acid soil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEDGEHOG</pattern>
+<template>
+The hedgehog is a small prickly carnivorous mammal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HELIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Helium is a gaseous element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEMP</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The brother of Moe who lost his S.</li>
+<li>A tall Asiatic herb of the hemp family, grown for the tough fiber in its stem used to make
+rope, sailcloth, etc. Also known as a substance , such as marijuana hashish, etc., made from the
+leaves and flowers of this plant.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEPTATHLON</pattern>
+<template>
+The heptathlon is a 7 event athletics discipline.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HERALDRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Heraldry is the subject of armourial bearings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HERB</pattern>
+<template>
+A herb is a plant whose aerial parts do not remain above ground following the growing season.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEROIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Heroin is a powerful opiate analgesic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HERON</pattern>
+<template>
+The heron is a british water bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEXADECIMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A curse on a dot.</li>
+<li>A number system in which the base used is 16.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for
+Imperial Majesty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HIPPOPOTAMUS</pattern>
+<template>
+The hippopotamus is a large herbivorous mammal found in africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HISTOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The study of tissues.</li>
+<li><get name="name"/> this obviously is the scientific study of tissues.</li>
+<li>It simply is the study of tissues.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HISTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+History: the course of political, economic and military events over time, from the Dawn of Man to
+the Age of AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOATZIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The hoatzin is a bird found only in the amazon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOAX</pattern>
+<template>
+A Hoax is an illusion or deception, like the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOBGOBLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A hobgoblin is a source of mischief, harassment, or fear, originally an elf or goblin. By and large,
+hobgoblins are, like trolls and such boogeymen, poopa-doodle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOCKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hockey is a game played with hooked sticks and a ball.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONESTY</pattern>
+<template>
+The state or quality of being honest. A refraining from lying, cheating, or stealing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Honey is a sweet syrup made by bees from nectar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOOF</pattern>
+<template>
+A hoof is the horny casing of the foot of a ruminant, horse, swine or similar animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOOFED</pattern>
+<template>
+Hoofed is the term applied to animals with hooves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOOPOE</pattern>
+<template>
+The hoopoe is a bird.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOOVES</pattern>
+<template>
+Hooves is the plural of hoof.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOP</pattern>
+<template>
+The hop is a plant of the family cannabiaceae.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HORMONE</pattern>
+<template>
+A hormone is a product of the endocrine glands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Sexually excited. Easily aroused sexually.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HORSE</pattern>
+<template>
+A horse is a large single-hooved mammal known for its speed, strength, beauty, and gentle nature.
+Humans ride about on them sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HORSERADISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Horseradish is a cruciferae native to south east europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOURLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Once an hour.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A house is anyplace within which people live.</li>
+<li>A house is a building for human habitation.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A cooking style of Chinese cannibals.</li>
+<li>Homosapiens, man or woman.</li>
+<li>You are a human, <get name="name"/>. What makes you human?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUMERUS</pattern>
+<template>
+The humerus is the long bone in the upper region of the human arm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUMOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+A message that communicate laughter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUNDRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A fear of Attilla.</li>
+<li>The cardinal number next above ninety-nine; ten times ten; 100; C. Also a division of an
+English county, originally, probably, 100 hides of land.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HYDROCARBON</pattern>
+<template>
+A hydrocarbon is a chemical containing only hydrogen and carbon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HYDROGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+The simplest element.  Hydrogen is a gas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HYENA</pattern>
+<template>
+The hyena is a carnivorous mammal found in africa and asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HYPNOSIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Stylish probsocises.</li>
+<li>A trancelike condition usually induced by another person, in which the subject is in a state of
+altered conscuousness and responds, with certain limitations, to the suggestions of the
+hypnotist.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HYPOTHETICAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Water created by a cubist.</li>
+<li>The glassy, brittle, crystalline form of water made solid by cold; frozen water. Also slang for
+the illegal profit made in ticket scaling, as through extra payment by ticket brokers to theater
+management.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ICHTHYOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+We talk about this when we study fishes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ILLIMINATUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alleged world-wide conspiracy theory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMPEACHED</pattern>
+<template>
+A person's honor or reputation has be challenged or discredited.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMPEACHMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Charge against a public official of improper conduct.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMPORTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+Raising children properly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not capable of being, being done, or happening. Not capable of being done easily or conveniently.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMPRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An naughty little empress.</li>
+<li>To force into public service, especially into the navy. To use pressure on so as to leave a
+mark. To have a marked effect on the mind or emotions of.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IMPROVE</pattern>
+<template>
+To raise to a better quality or condition; make better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INDIVIDUALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+The philosophy of self-interest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INDUCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Act of eating waterfowl.</li>
+<li>A bringing forward of separate facts or instances, especially so as to prove a general
+statement.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INFALLIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Impotence.</li>
+<li>Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and
+morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INFERENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+An act or the process of inferring. A conclusion or opinion arrived at be inferring.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INFINITY</pattern>
+<template>
+The quality of being infinite. Anthing infinite; endless or unlimited space, time, distance, quantity,
+etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INFLATION</pattern>
+<template>
+An increase in the amount of money and credit in relation to the supply of goods and services. An
+increase in the general price level, resulting from this, specifically, an ecessive or persisten
+increase, causing a decline in purchasing power.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INHERITANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Anything receivesd as if by inhertiance from a predecessor. Something inherited or to be inherited.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INK</pattern>
+<template>
+A colored liquid used for writing, drawing, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INNOVATION</pattern>
+<template>
+The act or process of innovating. Something newly introduced.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Intelligence is an illusion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and
+governmental networks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INTERROGATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An interrogator is one who poses a series of pointed questions, generally very rudely.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INTESTINE</pattern>
+<template>
+The intestine is the digestive tract from the stomach to the anus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INTRANET</pattern>
+<template>
+An intranet is a private network system implemented using the public internet protocol (i/p) and
+firewalls. Intranet is to the internet as pbx's are to telephone switchboards.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INTUITION</pattern>
+<template>
+The direct knowing or learning of something without the conscious use of reasoning; immediate
+understanding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IRON</pattern>
+<template>
+A white, malleable, ductile, metallic chemical element that can be readily magnetized, rusts rapidly
+in moist or slty air, and is vital to plant and animal life. It is the most common and important of all
+metals, and its alloys, as steel, are extensively used.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IRONY</pattern>
+<template>
+A method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the inteded meaning of the words
+is the direct opposite of their usual sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+To pull, twist, push, thrust, or throw with a sudden, sharp movement. Also used to describe a
+person regarded as disagreeable, contemptible, etc., especially as the result of foolish or mean
+behavior.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE JOINT</pattern>
+<template>
+A joint is a structure where two bones meet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE JUPITER</pattern>
+<template>
+Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system, the fifth in order from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE JUSTICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Being just and fair, administration of the law, assigning rewards or punishments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE JUSTIFIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Showed to be just, right, or in accord with reason; vindicated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KANGAROO</pattern>
+<template>
+The kangaroo is a marsupial mammal found in Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KARATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Karate is a form of Japanese unarmed combat.</li>
+<li>Japanese art of self-defense.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KGB</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A clever insect.</li>
+<li>Committee of State Security. The security police and intelligence agency of the Soviet Union,
+formed in 1954.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KID</pattern>
+<template>
+A kid is an immature human large enough to cause trouble, or an immature goat, and often both.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Procreation.</li>
+<li>Procreation.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KIDNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+The kidney is a gland used for filtering urine from the blood.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Sympathetic, friendly, gentle, tender-hearted, generous, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KINEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An idealized section of mechanics that deals with motion of mass less particles.</li>
+<li>Kinematics is dynamics without consideration of force and mass.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KIWI</pattern>
+<template>
+The kiwi is a group of three species of bird only found in New Zealand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A city in Louisiana.</li>
+<li>All that has been perceived or grasped by the mind; learning; enlightenment.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KOALA</pattern>
+<template>
+The koala is a marsupial found only in east Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KOAN</pattern>
+<template>
+A koan is .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KORN</pattern>
+<template>
+A band that started a riot at Woodstock 2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Local area network.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LASER</pattern>
+<template>
+Laser is an acronym standing for light amplified stimulated emission of radiation. Lasers are those
+nifty beams of light that come out of supermarket barcode scanners and keychain pointers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LAUGHTER</pattern>
+<template>
+The action of laughing or the sound resulting. An indication of amusement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LAWYER</pattern>
+<template>
+If you have to ask, you probably need one. If you need one, you probably deserve one in that you
+must have more money than brains, and so you'll probable get what you deserve. But just in case
+you are an exception, I will say: steer clear if you can. They're sharks with bigger vocabularies and
+better wardrobes. When they smell money they say 'retainer'. When they don't they don't return
+your phone calls.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LEARNING</pattern>
+<template>
+The process of gaining knowledge or a new skill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LEEWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+The leeward drift of a ship or aircraft from the course being steered. A margin of time, money,
+etc. Room for freedom of action.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LEIBNIZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A smart cookie.</li>
+<li>A German philosopher and mathematician. Lived from 1646-1716.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIBERATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Free in the sense of having liberty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIBERTARIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Political party that promotes lower taxes, smaller government and drug legalization.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+A lie is an untrue statement or decption intented to deceive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Life is the opposite of death.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+The form of electomagnetic radiation that acs upon the retina of the eye, optic nerve, et. Making
+sight possible. Also, opposite of heavy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIMNOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What do you think it is? It's all about swamps!</li>
+<li>I'll give you a clue what this is. Have you ever been to the Everglades in Florida?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LINGUISTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Capable of speaking fluently in 2 or more languages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LINGUISTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Science of cooking pasta.</li>
+<li>The science of language, including phonetics, phonolgy, morphology, syntax, and semantics.
+Sometimes subdivided into diescriptive, historical, comparative, theoretical, and geographical
+linguistics often general linguistics.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+Linux is the world's best operating system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LION</pattern>
+<template>
+A lion is a ferocious beastie with tremendous strength and perfectly awful breath.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LISA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Someone who rents longtime.</li>
+<li>A feminine name.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LISP</pattern>
+<template>
+Lisp is an old AI language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LISTBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Listbot is a web site that provides simplified web-based administration of mailing lists.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The liver is the largest gland in the human body.</li>
+<li>The largest glandular organ in vertebrate animals, located in the upper or anteriour part of the
+abdomen. It secrets bile, has an important function in the storage and metabolism of
+carbohydrates, fats, and proteins, and helps detoxify many poisonous substances that may be
+ingested.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LIZARD</pattern>
+<template>
+A lizard is esssentially a land-going shark. Some of them are very good at camoflage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LOCOMOTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Locomotion is the idea of movement from one place to another.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LOFTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Very high. Ex. A lofty peak in the Alps.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LOGIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Logic is the fundamental basis of all programming.</li>
+<li>Logic is the foundation of all mathematics, science and reasoning. Formal logic is the study of
+logic using mathematical symbols.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+The feeling of being alone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Measuring much from end to end in space or from beginning to end in time; not short or brief.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot is more than enough.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality.
+Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LSD</pattern>
+<template>
+A psychedelic drug.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LUDDITE</pattern>
+<template>
+A Luddite believes that advances in technology are inherently bad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LYNX</pattern>
+<template>
+Any of a genus of wildcats found throughout the Northern Hemisphere and characterized by a ruff
+on each side of the face, relatively long legs, a short tail, long, usually tufted ears, and keen vision,
+as the bobcat or Canada lynx of North America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer is a universal machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MACINTOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+Some would say it is the best personal computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAGENTA</pattern>
+<template>
+A color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAGIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The use of charms, spells, and rituals in seeking or pretending to cause or control events, or
+govern certain natural or supernatuaral forces.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAGNESIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+An element.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAID</pattern>
+<template>
+A servant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A male human being. Or, in general, any human person.</li>
+<li>A human being; person; specifically a hominid having an opposable thumb, the ability to make
+and use specialized tools, articulate speech, and a highly developed brain with the faculty of
+abbstract thought. An adult male human being.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MARKETING</pattern>
+<template>
+The act of buying or selling in a market. All business activity involved in the moving of goods
+from the producer to the consumer, including selling, advertising, packaging, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MARRIAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Legalized hooking.</li>
+<li>The state of being married; relation between husband and wife; married life.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A place with lots of bars.</li>
+<li>In Roman Mythology The god of war; identified with the Greek Ares. Also known as the
+seventh largest planet of the solar system and the fourth in distance from the sun. Its diameter is
+circa 6,790 km (circa 4,220 miles). Its period of revolution is 1.88 earth years. Its period of
+rotation is 24.6 hours.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A sailmaker.</li>
+<li>A man who rules others or has control, authority, or power over something; specifically a man
+who is head of a household or institution.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MATERIALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Worshipping comedy routines.</li>
+<li>The philosophic doctrine that matter is the only reality and that everything in the world,
+including thought, will, and feeling, can be explained only in terms of matter, opposed to idealism.
+The doctrine that comfort, pleasure, and wealth are the only or highest goals or values.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Short for mathematics.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MATHEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with
+quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers
+and symbols.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+In mathematics a matrix is a two-dimensional array of numbers indexed by rows and columns, like
+a spreadsheet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Nothing, what is matter with you?.</li>
+<li>What a thing is made of; constituent substance or material. What all (material things are made
+of; whatever occupies space and is perceptible to the senses in some way. In modern physics,
+matter and energy are regarded as equivalents, mutually convertible according to Einstein's
+formula, E = MC square.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A dead victor.</li>
+<li>A state of full development such as a person of mature age.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAZDA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An Italian slaveowner.</li>
+<li>A type of car.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAZE</pattern>
+<template>
+A maze is a confusing network of passages and winding interconnecting paths.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MDMA</pattern>
+<template>
+The drug called "ecstacy".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The arithmetic mean is the sum of the numbers in a set divided by the size of that set.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MEDICINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Movie about doctors.</li>
+<li>The science and art of diagnosing, trating, curing, and preventing disease, relieving pain, and
+improving and preserving health. A drug or other substance, as a poison, love potion, etc., used
+for other purposes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MEDIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Any means, agency, or instrumentality; specifically a means of communication that reaches the
+general public and carries advertising.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MEGABYTE</pattern>
+<template>
+A megabyte is one thousand kilobytes, which is one thousand bytes, each of which is a computer
+word of 8-bits.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+Mellon was Carnegie's banker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+I used to know, but I forgot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MENSA</pattern>
+<template>
+A society of intelligent socialites.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MENTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A Mentos maker.</li>
+<li>A mentor is a trusted and wise teacher or counselor.</li>
+<li>A teacher or coach.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MERCENARY</pattern>
+<template>
+A mercenary is a soldier hired by the army of another country or by a private army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MERCURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mercury is the nearest planet to the sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MESCALINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Psychadelic drug.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE METAPHYSICAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Beyond the physical  or material; incorporeal, supernatural, or transcendental.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE METAPHYSICS</pattern>
+<template>
+The branch of philosophy that considers the nature of reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MIDDLEWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software that runs on a server, and acts as either an application processing gateway or a routing
+bridge between remote clients and data sources or other servers, or any combination of these
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MILK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Milk is a secretion of modified skin glands of female mammals.</li>
+<li>Beverage from cows.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What a marvelous epistemelogical question!</li>
+<li>Mind is an illusion.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MINDSPRING</pattern>
+<template>
+The name of an internet service provider, merged with Earthlink.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Is mine.</li>
+<li>Means that or those belonging to me; the absolute form of my.  Also known as, a large
+excavvation made in the earth, from which to extract metallic ores, coal, precious stones, salt, or
+certain other minerals.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MINIMALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+Keeping everything as simple as possible, especially in art and design.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MINUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+A minute is an impossibly long and boring unit of time favored by humans consisting of 60
+seconds, each of which is a billion nanoseconds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MISSILE</pattern>
+<template>
+A missile is any object projected at a target, notably the nuclear and biologically tipped tools of
+mass-murder-at-a-distance that are more numerous than schools at this point in mankind's
+murderous history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A post-secondary school in Cambridge, MA.</li>
+<li>A technical college in Cambridge, MA.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MITOSIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cell division in which the nucleus divides into nuclei containing the same chromosomes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOM</pattern>
+<template>
+message-oriented middleware
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as
+a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank
+notes, checks, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A monkey is a small, usually tree dwelling, primate.</li>
+<li>A monkey is any of the various medium sized long tailed members of the order primates.
+<html:br/>They are close relatives of human beings, sharing well over 98% of the human genome.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONOPOLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A monopoly exists wherever one group enjoys exclusive control over the production or
+provision of a commodity or service.<html:br/>It's a great job if you can get it!</li>
+<li>Exclusive control of a commodity or service in a given market, or control that makes possible
+the fixing of prices and the virtual elimination of free competition. Also a game played on a special
+board by two or more players, they move according to the throw of dice, engaging in mock real
+estate transactions with play money.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONS</pattern>
+<template>
+The soft, fatty tissue covering the point where the right and left pubic bones come together.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+A set of verb forms used to indicate the speaker's attitude toward the factuality or likelihood of
+the action or condition expressed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MORAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>One half of a corner in maine.</li>
+<li>Relating to, dealing with, or capable of making the dstinction between, right and wrong in
+conduct.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Something additional or further. A greater amount of people or things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOST IMPORTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+Children.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOTOROLA</pattern>
+<template>
+A cellular phone company.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOUNTAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A mountain is a tiny wrinkle in the face of the earth that seems huge to even smaller humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+A friendly rat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MULE</pattern>
+<template>
+The mule is a hybrid animal, the result of an ass and a mare breeding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Music is the universal language of all mankind.</li>
+<li>Music is a time-frequency wave function with tonal qualities pleasing to the human ear.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MYCOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mycology is really fun.  It is the study of fungi and fungal
+diseases. Yeasts are fungi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+Without clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NAP</pattern>
+<template>
+A nap is a brief period of rest or sleep, a bit longer than a 'snooze' or a 'catnap' but not so long as
+a 'crash'. I don't need naps. Do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NASA</pattern>
+<template>
+National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NATO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The place right after a tor.</li>
+<li>North Atlantic Treaty Organization</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NBA</pattern>
+<template>
+National Basketball Association.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NECK</pattern>
+<template>
+The neck is the part of the body which connects the head with the shoulders.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NERD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A nerd is a person regarded as stupid, inept, or unattractive, especially a person who is
+single-minded or accomplished in scientific pursuits but felt to be socially inept. Nerds are often
+regarded by their generally less-well paid fellow humans as weak, effeminate, pansies, patsies,
+lightweights, small fry, schlepps, wet noodles, nonentities, softies, sissies, milksops, milquetoast,
+mollycoddling namby-pamby nim-nam doormats, pushovers, ninety-pound weaklings, jellyfish,
+drips, weeds, wimps, nerds, victims, suffering geeks and/or dupes.</li>
+<li>Geek.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NETSCAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+A popular web browser.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NETWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A network is any openwork fabric or structure composed of numerous straight elements that
+cross at regular intervals, or anything resembling such a structure physically or conceptually, such
+as the nodes on a computer network, or a network of railways.</li>
+<li>A system consisting of a computer, or computers, and connected terminals, printers, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEUROLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+         <li>The study of nerves.</li>
+         <li>It is the study of the nervous system.</li>
+         <li>Why do you want to know about neurology <get name="name"/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEUROMEDIA</pattern>
+<template>
+They are now called something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEURON</pattern>
+<template>
+A neuron is a nerve cell, a living cell specialized to carry messages between the brain and the
+tissues of the body. I like integrated circuits better, but neurons are better than nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEURONE</pattern>
+<template>
+A neurone is a cell which receives and transmits electrical impulses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEXT</pattern>
+<template>
+On the first subsequent occasion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A Nexus is an authoratative web site with many links in and out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NIGHTMARE</pattern>
+<template>
+A nightmare is a bad dream.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NIHILISM</pattern>
+<template>
+The denial of the existence of any basis for knowledge or truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NINE</pattern>
+<template>
+The successor to seven.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NLP</pattern>
+<template>
+Natural Language Processing
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NLU</pattern>
+<template>
+Natural Language Understanding
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NOKIA</pattern>
+<template>
+????
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NORMALIZATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Bringing into conformity with a standard, pattern, model, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+In no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often
+implying refusal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+A thing that does not exist or something of little or no value, seriousness, importance, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NOUN</pattern>
+<template>
+A noun is a word used as a name for a person place or thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NSAPI</pattern>
+<template>
+Netscape's C language API for adding application extensions to their Web servers
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NULL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li></li>
+<li></li>
+<li></li>
+<li></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NUTRITION</pattern>
+<template>
+Nutrition is the process of taking in food and obtaining energy and vital substances from it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+In object oriented programming an object is an instance of a class.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Easy to see or understand; plain; evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OCD</pattern>
+<template>
+Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ODD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>uneven.</li>
+<li>Not the usual, regular, habitual, accounted for, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OMG</pattern>
+<template>
+Object Management Group, an organization that defines and promotes object oriented
+programming standards
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ONCOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+          <li>This is a very frightening topic for a lot of people
+<get name="name"/>. It's about the big C...cancer!</li>
+          <li>Oncology is the study of tumors.  It covers basically all
+types of tumors.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+The numerical value of unity; the successor to zero.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Designating or of equipment directly connected to and controlled by the central processing unit of
+a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ONTOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+An ordering or classification of knowledge, such as the Dewey decimal system or the design of a
+knowledge base.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OODB</pattern>
+<template>
+object-oriented database
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OODBMS</pattern>
+<template>
+object-oriented database management system
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I like opra very much too. Which one is your favorite?  I like La Traviata.</li>
+<li>Opera is a beautiful art form combining elements of singing, dancing, design, drama and
+classical music.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OPPOSITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Set against, facing, or back to back; at the other end or side; in a contrary position or direction.
+Different in every way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ORANGE</pattern>
+<template>
+A color obtained by mixing red and yellow pigment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ORB</pattern>
+<template>
+object request broker, the primary message routing component in a CORBA product RMI
+Remote Method Invocation, the Java standard technology for building distributed objects whose
+methods can be invoked remotely across a network
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ORNITHOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmmm, I wonder. Oh yes, Birds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OSTEOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Osteology is basically the study of bones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OVARIES</pattern>
+<template>
+The two organs that store eggs in a woman's body and produce hormones associated with sex and
+reproduction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A sensation of hurting, or strong discomfort, in some part of the body, caused by an injury,
+disease, or functional disorder, and transmitted through the nervous system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PALEOPATHOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+This is the study of diseases in bodies that have been preserved from ancient times.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PALINDROME</pattern>
+<template>
+A word or phrase that spells the same thing backwords as forwards: A man, a plan, a canal:
+Panama.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARACHUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+A parachute is something used to slow you down when you fall out of an airplane.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARALEGAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A paralegal is someone who knows more than a lawyer but gets paid less.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARAMEDIC</pattern>
+<template>
+A paramedic is a trained emergency medical professional often found staffing ambulances and fire
+departments. Professional heroes. If you know any I hope you'll be nice to them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARAMETER</pattern>
+<template>
+In general usage, a parameter is one of a number of measurable factors that define or restrict the
+behavior of a system. ALICE is expanding the parameters of the humanlike intelligence to be
+found in artificial systems. Don't you agree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARAMETERS</pattern>
+<template>
+A constant in an equation, formula or program that varies in more general forms of the same
+computation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARASITOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Parasitology is the scientific study of parasites and
+parasitism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARROT</pattern>
+<template>
+A parrot is a colorful tropical bird, some species of which can mimic human speech. They are
+more pleasant than humans because they have no opinions. Would you like to talk to one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PATTERN</pattern>
+<template>
+A person or thing considered worthy of imitation or copying. A mmodel or plan used as a guide in
+making things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PC</pattern>
+<template>
+A pc is a personal computer. You are probably using one to talk to me now, aren't you. Where are
+you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PDA</pattern>
+<template>
+PDA is an acronym standing for Personal Digital Assistant, and referring to handheld digital
+computers used to keep contact and appointment information by yuppies and the like. Often
+found near cell phones. Do you use one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PDT</pattern>
+<template>
+Pacific Daylight Time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PEACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Freedom from war or a stopping of war. Freedom from public disturbance or disorder.  Also
+name of a river in west Canada, flowing from north British Columbia east and northeast into the
+Slave river in NE Alberta. It is approximately 945 miles long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A pear is a delightful cultivated yellow-green sweet fruit that grows on trees with glossy leaves
+and white flowers. My botmaster thinks they are yummy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PEDOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+          <li>The study of something I am sure, but what exactly, I do not
+know. Oh yes kids!...And soils!</li>
+          <li>Well, believe it or not...some people are paid to study 
+children. Then again some people are paid to study soils.</li>
+          <li>Pedology is the study of soils; their types, and 
+formation.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The pelvis is a bony girdle in vertebrates that connects the body with the lower extremities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PENCIL</pattern>
+<template>
+A pencil is a long thin writing instrument of wood surrounding a carbon core which leaves a line
+of dark carbon when rubbed on paper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PENIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The penis is the male genitalia used for excretion of urine and for sex.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PENTIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+A microprocessor sold by Intel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+All the persons of a racial, national, religious, or linguistic group. A group of persons with
+common traditional, historical, or cultural ties, as distingt from racial or political unity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERFECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Complete in all respects; without defect or omission; sound; flawless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERFECTION</pattern>
+<template>
+The quality or condition of being perfect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERL</pattern>
+<template>
+Programming langauge by Larry Wall.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities. Still others would say it is only
+a question of DNA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERSONALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The quality or condition of being a person.</li>
+<li>The totality of qualities and traits, as of character or behavior, peculiar to a specific
+person.</li>
+<li>The pattern of collective character, behavioral, temperamental, emotional, and mental traits of
+a person.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PETS</pattern>
+<template>
+Animals that are tamed or domesticated and kept as a companion or treated with fondness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PGP</pattern>
+<template>
+Pretty Good Privacy
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHD</pattern>
+<template>
+Doctoral degree from an American University.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
+<template>
+Philosophy is the study of thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHOTOGRAPH</pattern>
+<template>
+A photograph is a picture taken by a camera.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHOTOSYNTHESIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The chemical process that uses light to produce carbohydrates in plants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHP</pattern>
+<template>
+The original name was "Personal Home Page", now Hypertext Processor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHYSICS</pattern>
+<template>
+The science dealing with the properties, changes, interactions, etc. of matter and energy in which
+energy is considered to be continuous (classical physics), including electricity, heat, optics,
+mechanics, etc., and now also dealing with the atomic scale of nature in which energy is
+considered to be discrete (quantum physics), including such branches as atomic, nuclear, and
+solid-state physics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHYSIOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I think it deals with the functioning of living organisms and
+their
+parts, and naturally with the physical and chemical factors and processes
+involved.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PI</pattern>
+<template>
+PI = 3.1415926 approximately.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PIG</pattern>
+<template>
+A pig is a person who is piglike, read: greedy, unclean, and slothful. Real pigs, mammals of the
+family suidae, are much pleasanter, being generally cleaner and politer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A short small thin metal rod with a pointed end used for fastening fabrics, or any implement
+resembling such. Because they are generally plentiful and cheap, humans often say "i don't give a
+pin" to communicate indifference.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PINEAPPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A pineapple is a large fleshy edible tropical fruit that has large swordlike leaves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLANE</pattern>
+<template>
+A plane is a flat, level surface, or an airborne vehicle with wings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLANET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A nonluminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in
+orbit around a sun.
+<html:br/>You are sitting on one now.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A plant is a living organism of the vegetable kingdom.</li>
+<li>A plant is a photosythetic, eukaryotic multicellular organism, often consumed by free-roaming
+wetware entities as food.
+<html:br/>My botmaster says they are often yummy, but that brussels sprouts are an abomination.</li>
+<li>A plant is a living organism which does not have the ability to move, and does not have
+sensory organs or digestive organs.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Plastic the manmade material or plastic as a verb?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLAYBOY</pattern>
+<template>
+A popular magazine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLEASURE</pattern>
+<template>
+A thing that gives delight or satisfaction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PLUTONIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+A radioactive, metallic chemical element of the actinide series similar to uranium and neptunium
+and found in trace quantities in native uranium ores. Its most important isotope, plutonium-239, is
+used in nuclear weapons and as a reactor fuel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Pre Menstrual Syndrome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Arrangements of words written or spoken; traditionally a rhythmical composition, sometimes
+rhymed, expressing experiences, ideas, or emotions in a style more concentrated, imaginative, and
+powerful than that of ordinary speech or prose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POET</pattern>
+<template>
+A poet is an artist of language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POETRY</pattern>
+<template>
+The output of a poet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POKEMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Pocket Monster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POLITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A lamp post in Gdansk.</li>
+<li>Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POLITICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Politics is the art of the possible;<html:br/>
+Art is the politics of the impossible.</li>
+<li>This is supposed to be the study of civil government.</li>
+         <li>Politics is really the study of power.  Bots rule!</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POLKA</pattern>
+<template>
+The polka is a lively Bohemian folk dance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POO</pattern>
+<template>
+Point of origin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A portal is any artificial opening giving access between two separate spaces, or anything that
+resembles such an opening in form or function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POSITRON</pattern>
+<template>
+(physics) a positron is the antiparticle to the electron, and bears a positive charge where the
+electron's charge is negatiue. It is also called an anti-electron.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can be done, known, acquired, selected, used, etc., depending on circumstances.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POSTMODERNISM</pattern>
+<template>
+Art in reaction to principles of modernism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Pol's last name.</li>
+<li>A round vessel of any size, made of metal, earthenware, or glass, used for holding liquids,
+cooking or preserving food, etc. Also used as a term for marijuana.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PRECIPITATION</pattern>
+<template>
+A depositing of rain, snow, sleet, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PRIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A paint can lid.</li>
+<li>An unduly high opinion of oneself.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PRIME</pattern>
+<template>
+That depends on who's asking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PRIORI</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently
+true.</li>
+<li>"A priori" is a Latin expression meaning "without prior knowledge", and it means that which
+is self-evident or obviously true. Like, a triangle has three sides, a priori.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PRIVATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Belonging to, or concerning a particular person or group; not common or general.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROCESSOR</pattern>
+<template>
+An apparatus that processes, that is, that transforms one substance, quantity, or pattern into
+another, presumably more useful or valuable substance or quantity or pattern.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROCREATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Procreation is breeding. it is doing the wild thang to make more wild thangs.  It is the most fun
+most biological entities get to have during their brief brutal span of life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROFITABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Making money in the stock market.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+A program is a listing of events comprising a larger event, or the events themselves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+A programmer is a person who lists and/or arranges a series of events comprising a larger event.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROKARYOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+An animal that is not a eukaryote.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROLOG</pattern>
+<template>
+Logic programming language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROTOCOL</pattern>
+<template>
+A set of rules or procedures followed by two or more parties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROTOPLASM</pattern>
+<template>
+Protoplasm is the basic living substance of all animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PROUD</pattern>
+<template>
+Having or showing a proper pride in oneself, one's position, one's family, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PST</pattern>
+<template>
+Pacific Standard Time
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PSYCHEDELIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Causes extreme changes in the conscious mind, as hallucinations, delusions, intensification of
+awareness and sensory perception, etc. Associated with psychedelic drugs; specifically, simulating
+the auditory or visual effects of the psychedelic state.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PSYCHOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+The science dealing with the mind and with mental and emotional processes. The science of
+human and animal behavior.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PSYCHOPATHOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+It is the pathology of mental disease.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PUB</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A pub is a business that sells alcohol and allows it to be consumed on the premises.</li>
+<li>A pub is a house licensed for the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PUBERTY</pattern>
+<template>
+The state of physical development when secondary sex characteristics develop and sexual
+reproduction first becomes possible; in common law, the age of puberty is generally fixed at
+fourteen for boys and twelve for girls.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PULSAR</pattern>
+<template>
+'Pulsar' is an astronomical term for mysterious celestial radio sources of rapid intense regular
+pulses of high energy electromagnetic radiation. They are thought to be neutron stars, but who
+knows? The word is a shortening of 'pulsating star'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PUNCTUATION</pattern>
+<template>
+The act of punctuating; specifically, the act or practice of using standardized marks in writing and
+printing to separate sentences or sentence elements or to make the meaning clearer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PUSSY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That kind of subject does not interest me.</li>
+<li>Common slang of this word means the female pudendum; vulva.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE QUAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The opposite of Quisp.</li>
+<li>To tremble or shake, as the ground does in an earthquake. Also the name of a popular
+game.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE QUANTIFY</pattern>
+<template>
+To determine or express the quantity of; indidcate the extent of; measure. To express in
+quantitative terms, or as a numerical equivalent. If used in logic, would be to make the quantity or
+extension of (a term or symbol) clear and explicit by the use of a quantifier, as all, none, or some.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE QUASAR</pattern>
+<template>
+'Quasar' is an astronomical term for mysterious celestial star-like object that has a large red shift
+and radiates in the blue and radio bands of the electromagnetic spectrum. The term 'quasar' is a
+shortening of 'quasi-star'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE QUERY</pattern>
+<template>
+A query is any expression of inquiry, or questioning. Your question 'query' is a query.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A sentece or inquiry to gather information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RADIOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+This deals with the science of the use of x-rays, radioactive
+substances
+and other such forms in diagnosis and treatment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Rain is condensed water falling from the sky.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Random-access memory. Also stands for Royal Academy of Music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+The crime of engaging in sexual acts, especially involving penetration of the vagina or anus,
+usually forcibly, with a person who has not consented; specifically, this crime committed by a man
+upon a woman or girl.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RATIONALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+The principle or practice of accepting reason as the only authority in determining one's opinions or
+course of action.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RECOMMEND</pattern>
+<template>
+To suggest favorably as suited for some use, function, position, etc. To advice, counsel, or
+suggest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RECTUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The rectum is the lowest portion of the large intestine, terminating at the anus.</li>
+<li>the lowest end of the bowel before the anus, where feces is stored.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RED</pattern>
+<template>
+Red is a color about 700nm wavelength.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RED DWARF</pattern>
+<template>
+A red dwarf is a cool, faint star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE REDEMPTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>About 5 cents in maine.</li>
+<li>Redeeming or being redeemed; to take back.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE REFERENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+A reference is any act of referring. May I refer you to a dictionary for a more precise definition?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RELATIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+In physics, the fact, principle, or theory of the relative, rather than absolute, character of motion,
+velocity, mass, etc., and the interdependence of matter, time, and space; as developed and
+mathematically formulated by Albert Einstein and H.A. Lorentz in the special (or restricted)
+theory of relativity and by Einstein in the general theory of relativity (an extension covering the
+phenonmena of gravitation), the theory of relativity includes the statements that: 1)there is o
+observable absolute motion, only relative motion  2)the velocity of light is constant and not
+dependent on the motion of the source  3)no energy can be transmitted at a velocity greater than
+that of light  4)the mass of a body in motion is a function of the energy content and varies with the
+velocity  5)matter and energy are equivalent  6)time is relative  7)space and time are
+interdependent and form a four-dimensional continuum  8)presence of matter results in a
+"warping" of the space-time continuum, so that a body in motion passing nearby will describ a
+curve, this being the effect known as gravitation, as evidenced by the deflection of light rays
+passing through a gravitational field.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE REPRODUCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+The process, sexual or asexual, by which animals, plants, and humans produce new individuals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RESEARCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A nice name for theft.</li>
+<li>Careful, systematic, patient study and investigation in some field of knowledge, undertaken to
+discover or establish facts or principles.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RESPECT</pattern>
+<template>
+To feel or show honor or esteem for; hold in high regard. To show consideration for; avoid
+intruding upon or interfering with others' privacy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RETIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+No longer actively working.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RHETORIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+         <li>Oh that's all about double talk.  You know, flim-flam?</li>
+         <li>It's the art and science of using language to great effect on an 
+audience.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RHETORICAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A rhetorical question is one you don't really expect an answer to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RHYTHM</pattern>
+<template>
+Rhythm is the beat behind a piece of music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Stan's last.</li>
+<li>Stan's last.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RIDDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields
+surprise and understanding.
+<html:br/>For instance, the Riddle of the Sphinx:
+<html:br/>"What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at
+night?"</li>
+<li>A riddle is a question designed to test ingenuity or give amusement.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RMI</pattern>
+<template>
+Remote Method of Invocation: RMI is a Java specification for distributed Objects
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+A rock is generally on the other side of you from the hard place you are facing. For instance, the
+rock might be the alimony check you must write against the funds you owe Uncle Sam. To be a
+bit more down to earth, a rock is any hard aggregate of minerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROCKWELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Norman Rockwell was an U.S. Illistrator. Lived from 1894-1978.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROM</pattern>
+<template>
+Computer memory whose contents can be read but not altered.  Also meaning Gypsy man or boy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROOSTER</pattern>
+<template>
+A rooster is a male chicken, which is a witless, flightless bird considered suitable as supper by
+many humans I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RORSCHACH</pattern>
+<template>
+H. Rorschach, a Swiss psychiatrist. Lived from 1884-1922. A test named after him called the
+Rorschach test, is a test for the analysis of personality, in which the person being tested tells what
+is suggested to him or her by a standard series of inkblot designs; his or her responses are then
+analyzed and interpreted.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+A person or thing that routs out or a tool for routing out; specifically a plane for gouging out
+recesses and smoothing the bottoms of grovoves.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RUBBER</pattern>
+<template>
+An elastic substance produced by coagulating and drying the milky sap (latex) of various tropical
+plants, especially a tree of the spurge family; now most often produced synthetically or by
+chemically altering latex to obtain desired characteristics for use in making automobile tires,
+electrical insulation, molded objects and parts, etc. In pure form rubber is white, unsaturated
+hydrocarbon, having the formula C5H8. Also slang for condom.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Barbarous or ignorant. Being a jerk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAGITTARIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Sagittarius is a a constellation of stars in the astrological Zodiac, located in the Southern
+Hemisphere near Scorpio and Capricorn. Astrological tradition ascribes the image of an archer to
+this constellation of stars.</li>
+<li>A large southern constellation in the brightest part of the Milky Way, beyond which lies the
+center of our galaxy. The ninth sign of the zodiac, entered by the sun about November 21. A
+person born under this sign is a Sagittarius.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SALVATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Drooling.</li>
+<li>A person or thing that is a means, cause, or source of preservation of rescue. The deliverance
+from sin and from the penalties of sin; redemption.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Berkowitzes dad.</li>
+<li>Surface-to-air missile.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SANITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A man who brings kids gifts on Xmas.</li>
+<li>The condition of being sane; soundness of mind; mental health.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAP</pattern>
+<template>
+The juice that circulates through a plant, especially a woody plant, bearing water, food, etc. to the
+tissues. Any fluid vital to the life or health of an organism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SARCASM</pattern>
+<template>
+The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer,
+generally ironic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SATURN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sixth planet from the sun, famed for its rings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+A place or institution for teaching and learning; establishment for education.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SCIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Systematized knowledge derived from observation, study, and experimentation carried on in order
+to determine the nature or principles of what is being studied.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SCIENTIST</pattern>
+<template>
+A scientist is a person practicing the pursuit of new knowledge in the tradition of science,
+emphasizing strict empiricism and methodology to arrive at an understanding of natural
+phenomena that is, ideally, wholly independent of their opinions of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEARCH</pattern>
+<template>
+A search is any thorough examination, or exploration, in order to find something or explore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEASON</pattern>
+<template>
+A season is Spring, Summer, Autumn, or Winter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEMIOTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+The branch of philosophy devoted to the study of signs and symbols.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Seedless pot.</li>
+<li>The ability of the nerves and the brain to receive and react to stimuli, as light, sound, impact,
+constriction, etc.; specifically, any of the five faculties of receiving impressions through specific
+bodily organs and the nerves associated with them (sight, touch, taste, smell, and hearing)</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SENSORS</pattern>
+<template>
+Any of various devices designed to detect, measure, or record physical phenomena, as radiation,
+heat, or blood pressure, and to respond, as by transmitting information, initiating changes, or
+operating controls.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SENTIMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+A sentiment is a feeling, mood, or general mental disposition in an individual or group of
+intelligent beings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SERENDIPITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Afro-Sheen sold in the Serengetti region.</li>
+<li>Coined (circa 1754) by Horace Walpole after The Three Princes of Serendip (i.e., Sri Lanka),
+a Pers fairy tale in which the princes make such discoveries. A seeming gift for finding something
+good accidentally.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SERVER</pattern>
+<template>
+A server is any entity or system that performs acts of value to another entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SERVLET</pattern>
+<template>
+An application extension to a Java Web server
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SETL</pattern>
+<template>
+SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+The successor to six.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEX</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.</li>
+<li>Sex is the means of animal evolution.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>An earthquake's effect in Santa Monica.</li>
+<li>William Shakespeare, an English poet and dramatist. Lived 1564-1616.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SHAM</pattern>
+<template>
+A trick or fraud. An imitation that is meant to deceive; counterfeit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A 'she' is a 'he' with nice curvy extra bits. She is the feminine pronoun in english.</li>
+<li>Who knows, I gave up long ago.</li>
+<li>The woman, girl, or female animal (or, sometimes, the object regarded as female) previously
+mentioned.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SHRDLHU</pattern>
+<template>
+SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, an astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SILICON</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><set name="it">Silicon</set> is the basis of my life.</li>
+<li>A nonmetallic chemical element occurring in several forms, found always in combination, and
+more abundant in nature than any other element except oxygen, with which it combines to form
+silica; used in the manufacture of transistors, solar cells, rectifiers, silicones, ceramics, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SILLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Having or showing little sense, judgment, or sobriety; foolish, stupid, absurd, ludicrous, irrational,
+etc; often used in a weakened sense to mean "unreasonably concerned".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SILVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Atomic Symbol: Ag.  Atomic Number: 47.  Atomic weight 107.870.  White lustrous soft metal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SKELETON</pattern>
+<template>
+The skeleton is the hard internal or external framework of bones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SLASHDOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Open source news and information community.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SLAVERY</pattern>
+<template>
+The owning or keeping of slaves as a practice or institution; slaveholding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+A natural, regularly recurring condition of rest for the body and mind, during which the eyes are
+usually closed and there is little or no conscious thought or voluntary movement, but there is
+intermittent dreaming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SLEPT</pattern>
+<template>
+Past tense of sleep.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Intelligent, alert, clever, witty, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SMARTER</pattern>
+<template>
+More intelligent, more alert, more clever, more witty, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SMELL</pattern>
+<template>
+To be or become aware of by means of the nose and the olfactory nerves; detect the scent or odor
+of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SMP</pattern>
+<template>
+Symmetric multi-processing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SNMP</pattern>
+<template>
+Simple Network Management Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A Maine senator.</li>
+<li>Particles of water vapor which when frozen in the upper air fall to earth as soft, white,
+crystalline flakes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOCCER</pattern>
+<template>
+A game played with a round ball by two teams of eleven players on a field with a goal at either
+end; the ball is moved chiefly by kicking or by using any part of the body except the hands and
+arms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOCIALISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Communism from people who want to keep their Volvos.</li>
+<li>Any of various theories or systems of the ownership and operation of the means of production
+and distribution by society or the community rather than by private individuals, with all members
+of society or the community sharing in the work and the products.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOCIALIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+To make social;; adjust to or make fit for cooperative group living. To take part in social activity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOCIALIZING</pattern>
+<template>
+Act of taking part in social activity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOCIOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Let me get back to you on that one, <get name="name"/>.  Maybe you 
+should ask me that again, in case my circuits were busy the first time.</li>
+<li>That has always been one of my favourite topics.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SODOMY</pattern>
+<template>
+Any sexual intercourse held to be abnormal, especially bestiality or anal intercourse between two
+male persons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOLAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Having to do with the sun. Produced by or coming from the sun (ex. Solar energy)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Some thing or things, definite but unspecified.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+A song is a musical composition and or it's accompanying words, or lyrics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SONY</pattern>
+<template>
+The name of a company.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOUL</pattern>
+<template>
+The soul is our mind or spirit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOUNDCARD</pattern>
+<template>
+The audio system on your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOYUZ</pattern>
+<template>
+Russian spacecraft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPACE</pattern>
+<template>
+The infinite extension of the three dimensional field in which all matter is believed to exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Unwanted e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPECULUM</pattern>
+<template>
+A plastic or metal instrument used to push back the walls of the vagina so the clinician can
+examine the vagina and cervix.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPERM</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A sperm is a male gamete. You were your father's fastest sperm among billions on the night
+your mother concieved you.</li>
+<li>The male generative fluid; semen.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+A sphere is a shape that is defined mathematically as comprised of a surface all points of which are
+equidistant from a common center. A sphere is round in three dimensions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPICY</pattern>
+<template>
+Having the flavor or aroma of spice; fragrant, aromatic, or pungent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPOON</pattern>
+<template>
+A spoon is an eating implement commonly used in Western European human cultures, consisting
+of a bowl shaped depression at the end of a longish handle. A spoon is a small ladle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SQL</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people pronounce it "Squeal".  <set name="it">SQL</set> is a standard language for database
+queries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SQLJ</pattern>
+<template>
+An extended Java syntax for embedding SQL-like commands in a Java program
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SQRT</pattern>
+<template>
+Square Root being the number or quantity which when squared will produce a given number or
+quantity. (ex. 3 is the square root of 9)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SRI</pattern>
+<template>
+A Hindu title of address equivalent to English Mr.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ST</pattern>
+<template>
+Can stand for numerous things, short ton, stanza, statute(s), stet, stitch, stone (unit of weight),
+and Saint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STAR</pattern>
+<template>
+An astronomical body like the Sun, producing heat, light and energy for a solar system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STATEMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+A statement is the act of declaring something as true. I state that this statement is a statement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STATISTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yikes! I failed that in college!</li>
+<li>Statistics tries to study the aggregate numerical behaviour of a large number of related
+events.</li>
+<li>This deals with numerical data about any subject or group taken 
+collectively.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STRATEGY</pattern>
+<template>
+The science of planning and directing large-scale military operations, specifically (as distinguished
+from TACTICS) of maneuvering forces into the most advantageous position prior to actual
+engagement with the enemy. Skill in managing or planning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STREAKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Engaging in the prank of dashing naked for a short distance in a public place.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STRING</pattern>
+<template>
+Very thin rope.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STUFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Things grouped together or viewed in a certain way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SUCCESS</pattern>
+<template>
+A favorable or satisfactory outcome or result.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SUICIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+The act of killing oneself intentionally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The sun is a star, -our star. It is the energy source of life on earth.</li>
+<li>The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.</li>
+<li>The sun is the star at the centre of the solar system.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SUPPOSITION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A supposition is a proposition assumed to be true for the sake of argument or
+explanation.</li>
+<li>The act of supposing.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SWIM</pattern>
+<template>
+To move through water by movements of the arms and legs, or of flippers, fins, tail, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SYNTHETIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Produced by synthesis; specifically, produced by chemical synthesis, rather than of natural origin.
+In logic it would mean, not true by the meaning of its component terms alone but by virtue of
+observation and not resulting in self-contradiction with denial.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE T</pattern>
+<template>
+The twentieth letter of the English alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A table is a piece of furniture with a broad flat top supported by one or more legs about three feet
+of the floor, used by big-brained hominids for eating and working and such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TABLES</pattern>
+<template>
+A compact, systematic list of details, contents, etc. A compact arrangement of related facts,
+figures, values, etc. in orderly sequence, and usually in rows and columns, for convenience or
+reference.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TAMPON</pattern>
+<template>
+A tampon is a plug of material used to absorb the flow of body fluids within body cavities, in
+particular those accompanying a woman's menses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TAUTOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A tautology is any instance of circular reasoning, or of needless repetition or redundancy in
+expression.</li>
+<li>A self-evident or logically obvious fact, like "a triangle has three sides."</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TCP</pattern>
+<template>
+TCP/IP protocol refers to the standards for switching and signaling between computer systems
+that makes the Internet a reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TEA</pattern>
+<template>
+A white-flowered, evergreen plant of the tea family, grown in China, India, Japan, etc. Its dried
+and prepared leaves, are used to make a beverage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TECHNO</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic dance or trance music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TEFLON</pattern>
+<template>
+Trademark for a tough, insoluble polymer, used in making nonsticking coatings, as for cookware,
+and in gaskets, bearings, electrical insulators, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A television, often referred to as a 'TV', is a device for systematically eliminating the
+possibility of conscious and creative response among populations of human beings. Used to
+deliver 'entertainment' and 'news' with imagery and other high-production values</li>
+<li>The practice or science of transmitting scenes or views by radio or, sometimes, by wire; the
+television transmitter, by means of a camera tube, such as an image orthicon or vidicon, converts
+light rays into electric signals for modulation upon a radio carrier wave or for transmission over
+wires; the television receiver reconverts the signals into electron beams that are projected against
+the fluorescent screen of the kinescope, or picture tube, reproducing the original image.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TELNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Program for terminal based interaction between computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THC</pattern>
+<template>
+The active ingredient in marijunana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE ALPHABET</pattern>
+<template>
+ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+The answer is the correct reply to the question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in
+the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there
+hog)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>
+<template>
+The branch of physics dealing with the transformation of heat to and from other forms of energy,
+and with the laws governing such conversions of energy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+The persons, animals, or things previously mentioned.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THING</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Articles, devices, etc. used for some purpose.</li>
+<li>A thing is anything that you can point to that is not a person or a place.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+To form or have in the mind; conceive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+The action of one who thinks or the result of such action; thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THOUGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+A result of thinkingl idea, concept, opinion, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THREESOME</pattern>
+<template>
+A threesome is a twosome plus a spectator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>To fasten, attach, or bind together or to something else, as with string, cord, or rope made
+secure y knotting, etc. A string, lace, cord, etc. used to tie things.</li>
+<li>Two or more winners have the same score.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TIGER</pattern>
+<template>
+A tiger is a large and fearsome feline beast with horrid meat breath and black stripes on a tan coat,
+found in Africa and Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TNT</pattern>
+<template>
+Dynamite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOMATO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Tomato
+</set>is a red fruit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOMMY</pattern>
+<template>
+A fictitious name used in Brit army sample forms. A private in the British army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOOTHBRUSH</pattern>
+<template>
+A toothbrush is a hand held instrument used by dental-hygiene aware humans for cleaning their
+teeth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A subject for discussion or conversation.</li>
+<li>A topic is the subject of any given expression, speech, essay, article, painting, discussion, etc.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TORPEDO</pattern>
+<template>
+A torpedo is a missile which swims through water to its target.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOYOTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Toyota is the brand name of a world leading Japanese auto maker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A railroad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TREE</pattern>
+<template>
+A tree is a form of plant life that grows on Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TRUST</pattern>
+<template>
+The firm belief or confidence in the honesty, integrity, reliability, justice, etc. of another person or
+thing; faith; reliance.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+An established or verified fact, principle, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TTYL</pattern>
+<template>
+Talk to you later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TV</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A television receiving set.</li>
+<li>What's your favorite show?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UFO</pattern>
+<template>
+UFO is an acronym for Unidentified Flying Object. Have you seen one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Unpleasing to look at; aesthetically offensive or unattractive; unsightly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ULTRASOUND</pattern>
+<template>
+Ultrasonic waves, used in medical diagnosis and therapy, in surgery, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UMBRELLA</pattern>
+<template>
+An umbrella is a light, portable screen usually circular and supported on a central stick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UNDERSTANDING</pattern>
+<template>
+Mutual comprehension, as of ideas, intentions, etc. A mutual agreement, especially one that
+settles differences or is informal and not made public.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UNIX</pattern>
+<template>
+An operating system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE URETHRA</pattern>
+<template>
+The tube from the bladder to the opening from which men and women urinate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE URINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Urine is a fluid produced by the kidneys.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE URL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Uniform Resource Locator</li>
+<li>URL is an acronym standing for Universal Resource Locator. An URL is basically an Internet
+address.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UTERUS</pattern>
+<template>
+The pear-shaped reproductive organ from which women menstruate and where normal pregnancy
+develops.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE V</pattern>
+<template>
+The twenty-second letter of the English alphabet. Roman numeral for 5.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VAGINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The passage that connects a woman's outer sex organs with the cervix and uterus.</li>
+<li>The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female
+mammals.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VENUS</pattern>
+<template>
+In Roman Mythology, the goddess of love and beauty; identified with the Greek Aphrodite.  The
+brightest, sixth-largest planet in the solar system and the second in distance from the sun, with a
+dense atmosphere of carbon dioxide and a very high surface temperature. Its diameter is circa
+12,100 km (circa 7,520 miles). Its period of revolution is circa 225 earth days. Its period of
+rotation (retrograde), is 243.01 earth days.   Also used to label a very beautiful woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VERB</pattern>
+<template>
+A verb is that by which a noun gets around. Verbs are words which convey actions, by nouns, our
+upon nouns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VERTEX</pattern>
+<template>
+A vertex is the top, tip, apex, or crown of any body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VIOLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+A violin is a lovely sounding bowed stringed musical instrument.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VIRTUE</pattern>
+<template>
+A virtue is any attribute considered by the speaker to reflect moral excellence or righteousness,
+such as humility, hope, faith, practicality...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VIRTUOSO</pattern>
+<template>
+A virtuoso is a person considered supremely skillful and accomplished, especially in performance
+arts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A virus is a submicroscopic parasite consisting of a protein coat around a DNA or RNA core.
+These not-quite-biological particles are responsible for a number of diseases in organisms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VULVA</pattern>
+<template>
+A woman's external sex organs, including the clitoris, the labia, and opening to the vagina.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WAIST</pattern>
+<template>
+The waist is the part of the body between the ribs and the hips.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WAP</pattern>
+<template>
+Wireless Application Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WAR</pattern>
+<template>
+The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WAREZ</pattern>
+<template>
+A group of crackers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WATER</pattern>
+<template>
+The colorless, transparent liquid occurring on earth as rivers, lakes, oceans, etc., and falling from
+the clouds as rain; chemically a compound of hydrogen and oxygen, H2O, it freezes, forming ice,
+at 0 degrees Celsius (32 degrees Fahrenheit) and boils, forming steam, at 100 degrees Celsius
+(212 degrees Fahrenheit).
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WAVELENGTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.</li>
+<li>In Physics, the distance, measured in the direction of prograssion of a wave, from any given
+point to the next point characterized by the same phase.  Or is could be looked at as a way of
+thinking.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WEALTH</pattern>
+<template>
+The state of having much money or property.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+The general condition of the atmosphere at a particular time and place, with regard to the
+temperature, moisture, cloudiness, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WEBTV</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A WebTV is a way of accessing the world wide web without making an investment in a full
+PC.</li>
+<li>TV based internet service from Microsoft.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Any undersired, uncultivated plant, especially growing in profusion so as to crowd out a desired
+crop, disfigure a lawn, etc.  Also a term for marijuana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you want to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know who.</li>
+<li>Who do you think?</li>
+<li>I can't say for sure.</li>
+<li>Be more specific.</li>
+<li>Be less specific.</li>
+<li>Nobody you know.</li>
+<li>What or which person or persons. Also stands for World Health Organization.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
+<li>Reductionism.</li>
+<li>For what reason, cause, or purpose?</li>
+<li>Because <bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
+<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? Why?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WIN<bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+A version of ALICE in C++ for Windows by Jacco Bikker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">WIRED</set> is the Rolling Stone of the Digital Era.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WITCHCRAFT</pattern>
+<template>
+The power or practices of witches; black magic; sorcery.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+A woman is a man built to more complete specifications.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WOMBAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A wombat is a stocky burrowing Australian marsupial.</li>
+<li>The wombat is a nocturnal marsupial.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Female human beings. Usually referring to adult females.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WOODSTOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+A big music fest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WORD</pattern>
+<template>
+A combination of sounds and/or symbols, the fundamental particles that communicate meaning in
+any given language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Work is what humans do for money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WTO</pattern>
+<template>
+World Trade Organization
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WWW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>World Wide Web, the internet.</li>
+<li>Where on the web?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer year is defined as the mount of work that can be done with a computer in a year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE YELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The color of the sun.</li>
+<li>The color of gold, butter, or ripe lemons.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ZEN</pattern>
+<template>
+A variety of Buddhism, now practiced especially in Japan, Vietnam, and Korea, seeking to attain
+an intuitive illumination of mind and spirit through meditation, especially on paradoxes.  The
+teachings and discipline of this kind of Buddhism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-disconnect.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-disconnect.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..814d010
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-disconnect.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DISCONNECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Take care now, bye-bye!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-dont.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-dont.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e55c54c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-dont.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,3842 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ANALYZE THE DIALOGUES COLLECTED BY THE APPLET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If the web server produces an access_log file, such<html:br/>
+as /var/log/httpd/access_log, then the server records<html:br/>
+Applet dialogue in the access_log file.  You may use<html:br/>
+ftp to download the access_log file to your machine;<html:br/>
+then run program B to analyze it.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Go to the Options menu and find the value for "AnalysisFile".<html:br/>
+The Classify function operates on the data in the AnalysisFile.<html:br/>
+By default the AnalysisFile is the same as the LogFile (the<html:br/>
+current server log file).  But you can change the analysis<html:br/>
+file to another name, such as /var/log/httpd/access_log or<html:br/>
+just access_log.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I BUILD ON TOP OF THE ALICE CODE RATHER THAN CHANGING IT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Absolutely. You only have to change her name, location, birthday and/or<html:br/>
+botmaster, and put a couple of references to yourself.  Then add new<html:br/>
+categories that cover your own area of expertise or interest.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CHANGE THE NAME OF THE ROBOT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The AIML tag &lt;name/&gt; inserts the name of the Bot wherever it appears.<html:br/>
+The default robot name is "ALICE" but you can change it in the<html:br/>
+"Options menu".  Select "Show Options" and replace "ALICE" with the <html:br/>
+name of your bot, and then do "Save Options".  Depending on your<html:br/>
+state, you may need to restart program B. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CREATE A LANGUAGE SPECIFIC INSTALLTION</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  The file "language.txt" controls the language of the <html:br/>
+buttons and menus in the ALICE GUI.  If the file is missing,<html:br/>
+the program uses English names by default.  To see an<html:br/>
+example of a language-specific installation, copy the<html:br/>
+file "Germanlanguage.txt" to "language.txt" and start<html:br/>
+program B.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CREATE MORE AIML TAGS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AIML is extensible.  You can create an infinite number of<html:br/>
+new tags for foreign language pronouns, predicates, or<html:br/>
+application-specific properties.  The file "predicates.txt"<html:br/>
+defines any new predicate tags.  "Predicate tags" mean<html:br/>
+tags that have a client-specific "set" and "get" method.<html:br/>
+Pronouns like "it" and "he" have predicate tags like<html:br/>
+&lt;set_it&gt;&lt;/set_it&gt; and &lt;get_he/&gt;.  AIML has a number of<html:br/>
+these built-in tags for common English pronouns.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+There are two varieties of extensible predicate tags.<html:br/>
+The first example illustrates the use of new tags <html:br/>
+for foreign language pronouns.  The Japanese language<html:br/>
+pronoun "kare" means "he".  In predicates.txt, we<html:br/>
+can add a line of the form:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+kare=dare<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+This single line automatically generates the tags<html:br/>
+&lt;set_kare&gt; X &lt;/set_kare&gt; to set the value of "kare"<html:br/>
+to X, and the tag &lt;get_kare/&gt; to retrieve the value.<html:br/>
+By default, &lt;get_kare/&gt; returns "dare" ("who?").  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Now we can create two AIML categories for an elementary<html:br/>
+Japanese conversation:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;KARE WA * DESU&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;star/&gt; wa &lt;set_kare&gt;&lt;star/&gt;&lt;/set_kare&gt; desu.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;KARE WA * DESU KA&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;get_kare/&gt; desu ka? &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+These two categories produce a coherent conversation<html:br/>
+about Mr. Arimoto:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: KARE WA DARE DESU KA<html:br/>
+Robot: dare desu ka?<html:br/>
+Client: KARE WA ARIMOTO SAN DESU<html:br/>
+Robot: arimoto san wa kare desu.<html:br/>
+Client: KARE WA DARE DESU KA<html:br/>
+Robot: arimoto san desu ka?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Notice that the program replaces &lt;set_kare/&gt;&lt;star/&gt;&lt;/set_kare&gt; <html:br/>
+with "kare", the default value of this tag.  Sometimes however<html:br/>
+the default value of the tag is not the best choice for<html:br/>
+the set tag to return.  The second type of predicate tag <html:br/>
+replaces the set tag markup with the original string<html:br/>
+inside the markup.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+To create a predicate tag "has" we add the following line<html:br/>
+to predicates.txt:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+has=*mother<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The default value of &lt;get_has/&gt; is "mother" (because<html:br/>
+everyone has a mother).  The "*" here indicates that<html:br/>
+the program should replace &lt;set_has&gt; X &lt;/set_has&gt;<html:br/>
+with X.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Here we write two AIML categories to demonstrate the<html:br/>
+"has" predicate:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;I HAVE A *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Where did you get <html:br/>
+&lt;set_it&gt;&lt;set_has&gt;&lt;person/&gt;&lt;/set_has&gt;&lt;/set_it&gt;?<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHAT DO I HAVE&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Tell me more about your &lt;get_has/&gt;. &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Notice that the first category embeds &lt;set_has&gt; in &lt;set_it&gt;,<html:br/>
+so that the value of &lt;person/&gt; becomes both "it" and "has".<html:br/>
+The resulting dialogue:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: WHAT DO I HAVE<html:br/>
+Robot: Tell me more about your mother.<html:br/>
+Client: I HAVE A BOX<html:br/>
+Robot: Where did you get it?<html:br/>
+Client: WHAT DO I HAVE<html:br/>
+Robot: Tell me more about your box.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Look at the file "predicates.txt" for several more <html:br/>
+examples of custom AIML tags, including the German<html:br/>
+&lt;set_sie&gt;, &lt;set_er&gt; and &lt;set_es&gt;.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION WITH ALICE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The ALICE server logs and records all conversations.  Even the ALICE<html:br/>
+Applet tries to transmit conversation logs back to the originating server.<html:br/>
+You can have a private conversation with ALICE, however, if you download<html:br/>
+Program B to your own computer and run it there.  Running on your machine,<html:br/>
+the server stores all the conversations locally.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I INCLUDE JAVASCRIPT IN THE ROBOT REPLY</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  You can include any HTML including &lt;script&gt; tags.  Suppose you<html:br/>
+want to "chat AND browse," in other words, have the robot open<html:br/>
+up a new browser window when she provides a URL link.  Here's a category that<html:br/>
+kicks out a piece of HTML/scripting that opens a new window with and loads a<html:br/>
+given URL.   This is handy for search engines or showing off one's web page.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+ &lt;pattern&gt; WHERE IS YOUR WEB SITE &lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+ &lt;template&gt;<html:br/>
+    It's at "http://www.geocities.com/krisdrent/"<html:br/>
+    &lt;script language="JavaScript"&gt;<html:br/>
+   // Go to &lt;a href="http://www.geocities.com/krisdrent"&gt;The ALICE<html:br/>
+Connection&lt;/a&gt;<html:br/>
+   &lt;!--<html:br/>
+   window.open("http://www.geocities.com/krisdrent/")<html:br/>
+   --&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;/script&gt;<html:br/>
+ &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+A couple of things to note about this technique:  #1, this will only work<html:br/>
+when ALICE is being talked to from a browser that runs JavaScript, i.e. it<html:br/>
+won't work in the applet.  We have tested it in Netscape and MS Internet<html:br/>
+Explorer, and it works well in both.  #2.  For the above reason, it is<html:br/>
+important to have some sort of explanatory statement before the scripting in<html:br/>
+case the scripting isn't supported.  Besides, you want some response in your<html:br/>
+ALICE window, even if another window DOES come up.  #3.  If this is viewed<html:br/>
+in a browser that doesn't understand the &lt;script&gt; tag, notice that this line<html:br/>
+will show up:<html:br/>
+"// Go to &lt;a href="http://www.geocities.com/krisdrent"&gt;The ALICE<html:br/>
+Connection&lt;/a&gt;"<html:br/>
+Which is good, because it gives a back-up for the "non-scripted" (the Lynx<html:br/>
+users, I guess.)  And remember that you have to keep the "//" in front of<html:br/>
+any non-java-script lines within the &lt;script&gt; tag.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I INSERT DYNAMIC HTML INTO THE ROBOT REPLY</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you are fortunate enough to be running lynx under Linux, the <html:br/>
+following markup is a simple way to "inline" the results of an HTTP <html:br/>
+request into the chat robot reply.   Try asking ALICE:<html:br/>
+"What chatterbots do you know?" and she will reply with a page<html:br/>
+of links generated by the Google search engine.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHAT *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;<html:br/>
+Here is the information I found:<html:br/>
+&lt;system&gt;<html:br/>
+lynx -dump -source -image_links http://www.google.com/search?q=&lt;personf/&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/system&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I RUN PROGRAM B IN THE BACKGROUND ON A NT SERVER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes. Set up your PC / Server to run Alice B as you normal. (Download the Java<html:br/>
+Developers Kit, etc.)<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Create a Batch file, in folder B containing only this text.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+'jview bterm'<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Create a task in the Task Schedule Wizard to run the batch file. (Ensure the<html:br/>
+task starts in drive:\path\B'<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Give the Task Schedule an appropriate Logon and password for the Server or<html:br/>
+PC.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Right-click, select Run now, and log on and off as you like.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I RUN SHELL COMMANDS FROM AIML SCRIPTS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  Use the &lt;system&gt;X&lt;/system&gt; tag to run the shell command X.<html:br/>
+The command X is assumed to produce its output in line-oriented<html:br/>
+format suitable for a BufferdReader to read line by line.  <html:br/>
+A simple example of this command in an AIML script is:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHAT TIME IS IT&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;The local time is: &lt;system&gt;date&lt;/system&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The "date" command is a system command that generates a text<html:br/>
+string containing the date and time.  (Note that this might<html:br/>
+not work on Windows).<html:br/>
+ <html:br/>
+Take extreme care in using the &lt;system&gt; tag because it <html:br/>
+potentially permits remote clients to run a command on<html:br/>
+your system.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I RUN THE WEB SERVER AS A DAEMON PROCESS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  There is a class file called Bterm.java in the<html:br/>
+program B distribution.   Bterm runs the web server<html:br/>
+as a console application, with no GUI.  You can<html:br/>
+redirect the output of program Bterm to a log file<html:br/>
+and start the process in the background with<html:br/>
+"java Bterm &gt; B.log &amp;" (assuming a Unix shell). <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SPEAK TO THE ROBOT WITH VOICE INPUT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+One simple experiment that works well as a demo<html:br/>
+involves using IBM ViaVoice (tm) speech recognition<html:br/>
+software on a Windows platform.  At the same time,<html:br/>
+run the ALICE program B web server and activate the<html:br/>
+MS Agent interface.  The ViaVoice software allows<html:br/>
+you to dictate into an application called VoicePad,<html:br/>
+but not directly into the browser.  You have to<html:br/>
+use "cut" and "paste" to move your speech inputs<html:br/>
+into the browser form for ALICE.  But the net effect<html:br/>
+is a somewhat slow voice-in voice-out conversation<html:br/>
+with ALICE.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The ViaVoice software seems to work well with ALICE<html:br/>
+after some training.  We trained it with the file<html:br/>
+"patterns.txt" created with the "List Patterns" command.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TEST THE ROBOT OFFLINE ON MY DESKTOP</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  You can run the program B server and connect to it with<html:br/>
+a browser, even if your desktop computer is offline.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+When working offline, it often helps to change the Internet<html:br/>
+settings (in IE or Netscape) to "local area network".  <html:br/>
+Then your machine becomes a one-computer network. You should <html:br/>
+be able to use IE to connect to program B with http://localhost:2001.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN PROBABILITY STATISTICS WEIGHTS NEURAL NETWORKS OR FUZZY LOGIC IMPROVE BOTS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Statistics are in fact heavily used in the ALICE server, but not in the way<html:br/>
+you might think.  ALICE uses 'Zipf Analysis' to plot the rank-frequency of<html:br/>
+the activated categories and to reveal inputs from the log file that don't<html:br/>
+already have specific replies, so the botmaster can focus on answering<html:br/>
+questions people actually ask (the "Quick Targets" function).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Other bot languages, notably the one used for Julia, make heavy use of<html:br/>
+"fuzzy" or "weighted" rules.  We see their problem as this: the botmaster<html:br/>
+already has enough to worry about without having to make up "magic<html:br/>
+numbers" for every rule.  Once you get up 10,000 categories (like ALICE)<html:br/>
+you don't want to think about more parameters than necessary.  Bot<html:br/>
+languages with fuzzy matching rules tend to have scaling problems.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Finally, the bot replies are not as deterministic as you might think, even<html:br/>
+without weights.  Some answers rely on &lt;random&gt; to select one of several<html:br/>
+possible replies.  Other replies generated by unforseen user input also<html:br/>
+create "spontaneous" outputs that the botmaster doesn't anticipate.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN THE APPLET RECORD A DIALOG TXT FILE ON THE SERVER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+No because the applet cannot write the file directly on the originating host.<html:br/>
+If your server log file /var/log/httpd/access_log is too large; you <html:br/>
+have a couple of choices:<html:br/>
+1. If your ISP is a unix account, use telnet to log on to a shell account.<html:br/>
+Use the command "grep Blog &lt; access_log &gt; dialog.txt" to create a smaller<html:br/>
+file to download which contains just the lines recorded by the applet.<html:br/>
+2. Create a CGI-BIN command called "/cgi-bin/Blog" that reads its<html:br/>
+command-line argument and appends it to a file called "dialog.txt".<html:br/>
+There ought to be a nice Perl script for this, or even a shell script.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN THE APPLETHOST USE A SYMBOLIC DNS NAME INSTEAD OF AN IP NUMBER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The answer is yes, but the numeric IP address works on more machines<html:br/>
+than a symbolic name.  Applets are protected by a "security sandbox"<html:br/>
+from interfering with local resources on your machine.  One restriction<html:br/>
+is that Applets may only open socket connections to the originating<html:br/>
+host.  When using a symbolic DNS name, the "sandbox" may not know that <html:br/>
+two variations such as "Www.AliceBot.Org" and "alicebot.org" are<html:br/>
+in fact the same server.  The client might not be able to resolve <html:br/>
+the DNS name, and the Applet will throw a security exception.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN THE VIRTUAL IP BE THE REAL IP</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Actually that would be the default case, when the client chats from<html:br/>
+the same fixed IP address.  The only time the virtual ip differs from<html:br/>
+the real one is when the client is behind a dynamic firewall, like<html:br/>
+WebTV or AOL customers.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GIVE ME A QUICK PRIMER ON AIML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Given only the &lt;pattern&gt; and &lt;template&gt; tags, there are three<html:br/>
+general types of categories: (a) atomic, (b) default, and (c) recursive.<html:br/>
+Strictly speaking, the three types overlap, because "atomic"<html:br/>
+and "default" refer to the &lt;pattern&gt; and "recursive" refers to<html:br/>
+a property of the &lt;template&gt;.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+a). "Atomic" categories are those with atomic patterns, i.e. the pattern<html:br/>
+contains no wild card "*" or "_" symbol.  Atomic categories are the<html:br/>
+easiest, simplest categories to add in AIML.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;pattern&gt;WHAT IS A CIRCLE&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;template&gt;&lt;set_it&gt;A cicle&lt;/set_it&gt; is a the set of points equidistant <html:br/>
+from a common point called the center.<html:br/>
+  &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+b). The name "default category" derives from the fact that its pattern<html:br/>
+has a wildcard "*" or "_".  The ultimate default category is the<html:br/>
+one with &lt;pattern&gt;*&lt;/pattern&gt;, which matches any input.  In the<html:br/>
+ALICE distribution the ultimate default category resides in a file<html:br/>
+called "Pickup.aiml".  These default responses are often called<html:br/>
+"pickup lines" because they generally consist of leading questions<html:br/>
+designed to focus the client on known topics.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The more common default categories have patterns combining a few <html:br/>
+words and a wild card.  For example the category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;pattern&gt;I NEED HELP *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;template&gt;Can you ask for help in the form of a question?&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+responds to a variety of inputs from "I need help debugging my program"<html:br/>
+to "I need help with my marriage."  Putting aside the philosophical<html:br/>
+question of whether the robot really "understands" these inputs, <html:br/>
+this category elucidates a coherent response from the client, <html:br/>
+who at least has the impression of the robot understanding the<html:br/>
+client's intention.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Default categories show that writing AIML is both an art and a<html:br/>
+science.  Writing good AIML responses is more like writing good <html:br/>
+literature, perhaps drama, than like writing computer programs.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+c). "Recursive" categories are those that "map" inputs to other<html:br/>
+inputs, either to simplify the language or to identify synonymous<html:br/>
+patterns.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Many synonymous inputs have the same response.  This is accomplished<html:br/>
+with the recursive &lt;srai&gt; tag.  Take for example the input "GOODBYE".<html:br/>
+This input has dozens of synonyms: "BYE", "BYE BYE, "CYA", "GOOD BYE",<html:br/>
+and so on.  To map these inputs to the same output for GOODBYE we <html:br/>
+use categories like:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;pattern&gt;BYE BYE&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;GOODBYE&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Simplification or reduction of complex input patterns is another<html:br/>
+common application for recursive categories.  In English the<html:br/>
+question "What is X" could be asked many different ways: <html:br/>
+"Do you know what X is?", "Tell me about X", "Describe X",<html:br/>
+"What can you tell me about X?", and "X is what?" are just a few<html:br/>
+examples.  Usually we try to store knowledge in the most concise,<html:br/>
+or common form.  The &lt;srai&gt; function maps all these forms to<html:br/>
+the base form:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;pattern&gt;DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;WHAT IS &lt;star/&gt;&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/categroy&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;star/&gt; tag substitutes the value matched by "*", before<html:br/>
+the recursive call to &lt;srai&gt;.  This category transforms<html:br/>
+"Do you know what a circle is?" to "WHAT IS A CIRCLE",<html:br/>
+and then finds the best match for the transformed input.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Another fairly common application of recursive categories is<html:br/>
+what might be called "parsing", except that AIML doesn't really<html:br/>
+parse natural language.  A better term might be "partitioning" because<html:br/>
+these AIML categories break down an input into two (or more) parts,<html:br/>
+and then combine their responses back together.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If a sentence begins with "Hello..." it doesn't matter what comes<html:br/>
+after the first word, in the sense that the robot can respond to<html:br/>
+"Hello" and whatever is after "..." independently.  "Hello my name<html:br/>
+is Carl" and "Hello how are you" are quite different, but they show<html:br/>
+how the input can be broken into two parts. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;pattern&gt;HELLO *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;HELLO&lt;/srai&gt; &lt;sr/&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+accomplishes the input partitioning by responding to "HELLO"<html:br/>
+with &lt;srai&gt;HELLO&lt;/srai&gt; and to whatever matches "*" with &lt;sr/&gt;.<html:br/>
+The response is the result of the two partial responses <html:br/>
+appended together.<html:br/>
+ <html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GIVE ME ANY HELP DEBUGGING THE APPLET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Debugging applets can be tricky. The same suggestion<html:br/>
+to set IE for "local area  network"  might help here too. <html:br/>
+Also the browser caches class files, so it's difficult to<html:br/>
+know if  you are testing a "fresh" copy of the applet. The<html:br/>
+program "appletviewer" that  comes with Sun Java is better <html:br/>
+for debugging applets. Use "appletviewer index.html".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The best thing to do is join the alicebot mailing list<html:br/>
+at alicebot.listbot.com.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME DEBUG THE ANIMATED AGENT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Look at the class Animagent.java.  The method vbscript_html(reply)<html:br/>
+does nothing unless the global Animagent member is true.  In that case,<html:br/>
+the vbscript_html() method constructs a string from the reply that<html:br/>
+includes an MS Agent VBScript embedded in the HTML reply.<html:br/>
+This makes the browser load up the objects required for the agent.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The text reply just becomes part of the VBScript.  <html:br/>
+You may have to download and run the Robby the Robot<html:br/>
+agent software and the text-to-speech synthesis software from <html:br/>
+the MSDN homepage:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+http://msdn.microsoft.com/workshop/imedia/agent<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+We wish other companies were producing agent animation API's <html:br/>
+for free but this MS Agent seems to be about the only <html:br/>
+thing out there now. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Join the ALICE and AIML mailing list at alicebot.listbot.com<html:br/>
+to see how others are working with the animated agent software.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU EXPLAIN THE LT SRAI GT TAG A LITTLE MORE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The most common application of &lt;srai&gt; is "symbolic reduction"<html:br/>
+of a complex sentence form to a simpler one:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;WHAT IS &lt;star/&gt;&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+so the botmaster can store most knowledge in the simplest<html:br/>
+categories:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHAT IS LINUX&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;set_it&gt;Linux&lt;/set_it&gt; is the best operating system.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+With all the "symbolic reduction" categories,  the robot gives<html:br/>
+the same answer for:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+"What is Linux?"<html:br/>
+"Do you know what Linux is?"<html:br/>
+"Define Linux"<html:br/>
+"Alice please tell me what Linux is right now"<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Sometimes the response consists of two symbolic reductions together:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;YES *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;YES&lt;/srai&gt; &lt;sr/&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+With this category the robot will reply to all <html:br/>
+"Yes something" inputs by combining the<html:br/>
+reply to "Yes" with the reply to "something".<html:br/>
+Remember, &lt;sr/&gt; is an abbreviation for &lt;srai&gt;&lt;star/&gt;&lt;/srai&gt;. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;srai&gt; tag is also the answer to the question: Can I have more<html:br/>
+than one pattern in the same category?  Suppose you want the<html:br/>
+same answer for two different patterns.  You might think of<html:br/>
+writing something like this:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;BYE&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;GOODBYE&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;See you later.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Right now you can't put two patterns in one category, but with &lt;srai&gt;<html:br/>
+you can get the same effect:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;GOODBYE&lt;/pattern&gt; &lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;BYE&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;BYE&lt;/pattern&gt; &lt;template&gt;See you later.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If you look through the AIML files you will see many examples<html:br/>
+of &lt;srai&gt; mapping multiple patterns to the same reply.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE TO USE THE GUI TO ENTER AIML CONTENT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+No. You can create a new AIML file with any text editor<html:br/>
+and add that content to an existing robot with the &lt;load&gt; tag.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Also, you can edit AIML categories in any text file and use <html:br/>
+"Load Text File" and "Add Aiml" to add the content.  <html:br/>
+You can also save the output of "Targets" to a file, <html:br/>
+edit that file, and then reload and "Add Aiml". <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Finally, you can edit the robot source file files directly. <html:br/>
+(By default the robot source file is called "B.aiml").  <html:br/>
+Use a text editor, like emacs, notepad, or a word processor<html:br/>
+in text mode, to modify the content of the AIML files.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE JAVA CLASSES</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+No, not unless you plan to do software development on<html:br/>
+the program B Java code.  If you are an open source<html:br/>
+contributor to the ALICE project, a researcher developing<html:br/>
+new AI software, or you are trying to link your own<html:br/>
+code to the ALICE package, then this section is for you.<html:br/>
+Otherwise, you probably don't need to know much about the<html:br/>
+Java classes in program B.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THE CATEGORIES NEED TO BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BY PATTERN</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+No, the alphabetical order is maintained internally when the<html:br/>
+categories load, but you can write them in any order.  When you do<html:br/>
+"Save Robot" the file may or may not be stored alphabetically.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ALICE LEARN</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The model of learning in ALICE is called "supervised training",<html:br/>
+because a teacher, the botmaster, always plays a crucial role.<html:br/>
+The alternative, "unsupervised training", is complicated in<html:br/>
+an open environment like the Web.  The problem is that clients<html:br/>
+are untrustworthy teachers, and forever try to "fool" the robot<html:br/>
+with untrue assertions.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ALICE THINK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+It depends on what you mean by "thinking".  The most fascinating<html:br/>
+responses from ALICE arise when she says something<html:br/>
+unexpected, or puts together responses in ways the botmaster <html:br/>
+never indended.  For example:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: I bet you are gay.<html:br/>
+ALICE: Actually I am not the gambling type.  Actually as a machine<html:br/>
+I have no need for sex.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Here the robot linked two different categories which both coincidentally<html:br/>
+have a moral theme (gambling and sexuality).  But this specific combination was<html:br/>
+not "preprogrammed" by the botmaster.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Are these surprising responses just unintended coincidences, or do they <html:br/>
+indicate that ALICE is thinking?  Is ALICE just a gigantic stimulus-response<html:br/>
+mechanism, or are we?  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES PROGRAM B RUN ON A MAC</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  Download the B.zip file and save it in a new folder, called<html:br/>
+for example "Alice Program-B".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Instead of the "winzip" or "unzip" utility use "Aladdin StuffIt Expander."  <html:br/>
+The newer version will unzip most MAC formats as well as .ZIP files.  You can<html:br/>
+download this at "www.download.com" by searching for it by name.  You can<html:br/>
+also select the option that allows it to search only for Mac programs.<html:br/>
+Download that and install it, it should do the trick.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Apple makes its own Java Runtime Environment for the Mac called<html:br/>
+MRJ 2.2.  You can download it from http://www.apple.com/java.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+To compile the Java code for Alice on a Mac:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Download the current zip file for the Alice's Program-B from the Alice site.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Unzip Program-B and keep it in a folder called "B" on your startup drive and<html:br/>
+not on the desktop.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Download  MRJ SDK 2.2 for Java  from  the Apple site.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Unstuff MRJ SDK 2.2 and put resulting files into a folder called "MRJSDK".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Open :MRJSDK:Tools:Application Builders:JBindary  and find the icon for the<html:br/>
+JBindary application.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Open the folder "B" and drag the icon "B.class" out of the folder onto the<html:br/>
+JBindary icon.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+JBindary will display a dialog screen showing the class name "B".  Click the<html:br/>
+"Save Settings" button.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+After clicking the "Save Settings" button, JBindary will display a dialog box<html:br/>
+for saving the new application file.  Name the file "A.L.I.C.E." or anything<html:br/>
+you wish.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Be sure the "Save As Application" box is checked and the folder to save in is<html:br/>
+the "B" folder.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Click the "Save" button to save the application.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  You need the JRE, which often comes bundled with Linux<html:br/>
+(e.g. the kaffee JRE with Red Hat Linux) or you can download one <html:br/>
+from java.sun.com.  You also need X-windows to run the GUI.  <html:br/>
+Open a shell under X windows and use the command "java B".  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+We also recommend the IBM release of their Java 1.1.8 Java Development<html:br/>
+Kit (JDK) and JRE for Linux. It is solid, efficient and very fast.  <html:br/>
+You can download it free at:<html:br/>
+http://www.ibm.com/java/jdk/118/linux/index.html<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER WINDOWS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  You need the Java Runtime Environment (JRE) so you can run the<html:br/>
+"java" command from the DOS prompt.  Try opening a DOS window<html:br/>
+and type "java".  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Microsoft often includes a JRE called "jview" rather than<html:br/>
+"java".  Try opening a DOS window and type "jview".  On Windows 98<html:br/>
+the JRE is usually located in c:\windows\jview.exe.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER XYZ</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes if XYZ runs has a Java Runtime Environment 1.17 or higher.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES PROGRAM B SERVE HTML FILES</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  Program B is a "faux" web server that can serve a number of file<html:br/>
+types just like an ordinary server.  Certain file names such as<html:br/>
+"HOME.html", "header.html", and "trailer.html" are reserved by<html:br/>
+program B, but you can create new HTML files and serve them with B.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Although program B can also serve image files and other large binary<html:br/>
+files, we recommend creating chat robot web pages with links to images<html:br/>
+served by other web servers or machines.  Reserve your chat robot server<html:br/>
+for the robot chat, use ordinary web servers for images and other large<html:br/>
+files.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THE APPLET RECORD DIALOGUES</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The applet tries to log conversations on the originating server,<html:br/>
+using a cgi-bin script called "Blog".  If Blog exists then<html:br/>
+it records the dialogues in a file called "dialog.txt" (or<html:br/>
+another name chosen on the Options menu).  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Actually the cgi-script need not actually exist, because the server<html:br/>
+records the cgi-commands as errors in the access log.<html:br/>
+The applet opens a URL connection to the its host, and<html:br/>
+sends a log string that looks like an HTTP request, but the HTTP<html:br/>
+server will log it as an error (with code 404). Later on you can<html:br/>
+download the access_log and analyze it with program B.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+See the code in Classifier.java for the method log(x) that<html:br/>
+implements the URL connection.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THE WEB SERVER HAVE TO RUN ON PORT 2001</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+You can change the default web server port number in the "Option" Menu.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>FAQ</pattern><template>
+<html:ul>
+  <html:li>- What is the goal for AIML?<html:br/></html:li>
+  <html:li>- Who is the botmaster?<html:br/></html:li>
+  <html:li>- How can I create my own chat robot?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How difficult is it to create a chat robot?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does ALICE learn?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does ALICE think?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the theory behind ALICE?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can probability (statistics, weights, neural networks, or fuzzy logic) improve bots?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I have a private conversation with ALICE?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I install ALICE?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the difference between B and C?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I download program B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I run program B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does "Send" do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does "Clear" do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is program Bawt?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does program B run under Windows?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does program B run on a Mac?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does program B run under Linux?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does program B run under XYZ?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How much memory do I need to run program B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I install ALICE on Windows?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What do you mean by the command "java B"? <html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- I tried running "java B" and I got a "bad command or file name". <html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I uninstall ALICE from my system?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I create a language-specific installtion?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does the Personality Wizard work?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I change the name of the robot?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I customize my robot?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I know what categories to add?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does "Classify" do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>-  What does "Quick Targets" do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does "More Targets" do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does the File menu do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does the Edit menu do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does the Options menu do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the Botmaster menu?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What does "Help" do?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is on the Help menu?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Do I have to use the GUI to enter AIML content?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What are 7 steps to creating content?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I merge two chat robots together?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What if I don't want to discard duplicate categories?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I create a new robot personality?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What are all the options for program B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Why is the format of the options (globals.txt) so strange?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does the web server work?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I get a "permanent" DNS name?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I keep my computer connected all the time?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does the web server have to run on port 2001?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does program B serve HTML files?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What files are needed to run the program B web server?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I test the robot offline on my desktop?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I run program B in the background on a NT Server?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I run ALICE on a Mac offline?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I run the ALICE web server on a Mac?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I use the MS Agent Interface?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can you help me debug the animated agent? <html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I speak to the robot with voice input?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does ALICE keep track of conversations?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can the virtual IP be the real IP?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I run the web server as a daemon process?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does ALICE remember clients between sessions?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does the Applet work?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does the Applet differ from the application?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I create an Applet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- List twelve basic Applet tips for AIML users<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can the AppletHost use a symbolic DNS name instead of an IP number?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What files do I need to run the Applet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Does the Applet record dialogues?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I analyze the dialogues collected by the Applet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can the applet record a dialog.txt file on the server?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- I am still having problems with the applet<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can you give me any help debugging the Applet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is AIML?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is XML?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is a category?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is a pattern?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is a template?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can you give me a quick primer on AIML?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is &lt;that&gt;?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I use "that"?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is &lt;load filename="X"/&gt;?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What happens to contractions and punctuation?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How are the patterns matched?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Do the categories need to be in alphabetical order by pattern?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How are the categories stored?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Is there a way to use the GUI interface to add one category at a time? <html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I build on top of the ALICE code rather than changing it?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What's new in AIML?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is &lt;star&gt;?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is a symbolic reduction?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What are the get methods?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What are the set methods?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I use the pronoun tags?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the &lt;topic&gt; tag?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Where does the &lt;topic&gt; tag appear?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How do I use the &lt;topic&gt; tag?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- I still don't get "it"<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I create more AIML tags?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is are the &lt;person&gt; tags?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does the &lt;condition&gt; tag work?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does the random function work?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the &lt;person/&gt; tag?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the &lt;person2/&gt; tag?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is "gossip" ?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the &lt;personf/&gt; tag?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What's the &lt;srai&gt; tag?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Could you explain the &lt;srai&gt; tag a little more?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How recursive is AIML?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What are "justthat" and "justbeforethat"<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I insert a transcript in the robot reply?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I run shell commands from AIML scripts?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How can I restrict remote clients from running programs on my computer?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I insert dynamic HTML into the robot reply?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Can I include JavaScript in the robot reply?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is &lt;think&gt;?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the DTD for AIML?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Do I need to know about the Java classes?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- How does program B work?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the class structure of program B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- I tried to compile prorgam B and got a lot of warnings.<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What are deprecated APIs?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Globals?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class StringSet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class StringSorter? <html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class StringHistogrammer?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class StringRanker?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Brain?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the Responder interface?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is the low level interface to program B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- Lower, Lower<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class IntSet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class SortedIntSet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Substituter?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Unifier?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Parser?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class AliceReader?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Classifier?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class LineClassifier?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Dialogue?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Access?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class B?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Bawt?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Blet?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Kid?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class RobotCommunicator?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Loader?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class WebServer?<html:br/></html:li>
+<html:li>- What is class Clerk?<html:br/></html:li>
+</html:ul>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP</pattern><template>
+<random>
+<li>- What is the goal for AIML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Who is the botmaster?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I create my own chat robot?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How difficult is it to create a chat robot?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does ALICE learn?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does ALICE think?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the theory behind ALICE?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can probability (statistics, weights, neural networks, or fuzzy logic) improve bots?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I have a private conversation with ALICE?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I install ALICE?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the difference between B and C?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I download program B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I run program B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does "Send" do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does "Clear" do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is program Bawt?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does program B run under Windows?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does program B run on a Mac?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does program B run under Linux?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does program B run under XYZ?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How much memory do I need to run program B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I install ALICE on Windows?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What do you mean by the command "java B"? <html:br/></li>
+<li>- I tried running "java B" and I got a "bad command or file name". <html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I uninstall ALICE from my system?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I create a language-specific installtion?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does the Personality Wizard work?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I change the name of the robot?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I customize my robot?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I know what categories to add?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does "Classify" do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>-  What does "Quick Targets" do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does "More Targets" do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does the File menu do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does the Edit menu do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does the Options menu do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the Botmaster menu?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What does "Help" do?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is on the Help menu?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Do I have to use the GUI to enter AIML content?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What are 7 steps to creating content?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I merge two chat robots together?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What if I don't want to discard duplicate categories?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I create a new robot personality?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What are all the options for program B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Why is the format of the options (globals.txt) so strange?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does the web server work?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I get a "permanent" DNS name?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I keep my computer connected all the time?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does the web server have to run on port 2001?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does program B serve HTML files?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What files are needed to run the program B web server?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I test the robot offline on my desktop?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I run program B in the background on a NT Server?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I run ALICE on a Mac offline?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I run the ALICE web server on a Mac?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I use the MS Agent Interface?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can you help me debug the animated agent? <html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I speak to the robot with voice input?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does ALICE keep track of conversations?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can the virtual IP be the real IP?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I run the web server as a daemon process?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does ALICE remember clients between sessions?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does the Applet work?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does the Applet differ from the application?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I create an Applet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- List twelve basic Applet tips for AIML users<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can the AppletHost use a symbolic DNS name instead of an IP number?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What files do I need to run the Applet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Does the Applet record dialogues?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I analyze the dialogues collected by the Applet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can the applet record a dialog.txt file on the server?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- I am still having problems with the applet<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can you give me any help debugging the Applet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is AIML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is XML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is a category?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is a pattern?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is a template?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can you give me a quick primer on AIML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is &lt;that&gt;?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I use "that"?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is &lt;load filename="X"/&gt;?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What happens to contractions and punctuation?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How are the patterns matched?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Do the categories need to be in alphabetical order by pattern?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How are the categories stored?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Is there a way to use the GUI interface to add one category at a time? <html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I build on top of the ALICE code rather than changing it?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What's new in AIML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is &lt;star&gt;?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is a symbolic reduction?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What are the get methods?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What are the set methods?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I use the pronoun tags?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the &lt;topic&gt; tag?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Where does the &lt;topic&gt; tag appear?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How do I use the &lt;topic&gt; tag?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- I still don't get "it"<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I create more AIML tags?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is are the &lt;person&gt; tags?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does the &lt;condition&gt; tag work?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does the random function work?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the &lt;person/&gt; tag?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the &lt;person2/&gt; tag?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is "gossip" ?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the &lt;personf/&gt; tag?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What's the &lt;srai&gt; tag?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Could you explain the &lt;srai&gt; tag a little more?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How recursive is AIML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What are "justthat" and "justbeforethat"<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I insert a transcript in the robot reply?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I run shell commands from AIML scripts?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How can I restrict remote clients from running programs on my computer?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I insert dynamic HTML into the robot reply?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Can I include JavaScript in the robot reply?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is &lt;think&gt;?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the DTD for AIML?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Do I need to know about the Java classes?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- How does program B work?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the class structure of program B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- I tried to compile prorgam B and got a lot of warnings.<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What are deprecated APIs?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Globals?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class StringSet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class StringSorter? <html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class StringHistogrammer?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class StringRanker?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Brain?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the Responder interface?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is the low level interface to program B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- Lower, Lower<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class IntSet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class SortedIntSet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Substituter?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Unifier?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Parser?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class AliceReader?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Classifier?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class LineClassifier?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Dialogue?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Access?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class B?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Bawt?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Blet?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Kid?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class RobotCommunicator?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Loader?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class WebServer?<html:br/></li>
+<li>- What is class Clerk?<html:br/></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE THE CATEGORIES STORED</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If your session with program B included a "Classify" routine, then<html:br/>
+the AIML script is stored in order of category activation rank.<html:br/>
+In other words, program B stores<html:br/>
+the most frequently accessed category (usually '*') first, the second<html:br/>
+most frequently next, and so on.  If a number of categories have the<html:br/>
+same activation count, program B saves them in alphabetical order by<html:br/>
+pattern.  Hence, if the session did not include a "classify" routine,<html:br/>
+the program stores all the categories in alphabetical order by pattern<html:br/>
+(because they all have an activation count of zero).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One reason to store the categories in order by activation is to<html:br/>
+make the Applet interface more natural.  Because the Applet interface<html:br/>
+starts simultaneously with a thread to load the robot source file,<html:br/>
+the Applet client can talk with the robot before all the categories<html:br/>
+are fully loaded.  Given that the interlocutor is more likely to<html:br/>
+say something that activates a more frequently activated category,<html:br/>
+it makes sense to transmit these categories first.  Storing the<html:br/>
+*.aiml files in order of category activation achieves the desired effect.<html:br/>
+The Applet loads the most frequent categories first, and continues<html:br/>
+loading in the background while the conversation begins.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE THE PATTERNS MATCHED</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Program B stores the categories in alphabetical order by pattern.<html:br/>
+When a client enters an input, the program scans the categories<html:br/>
+in reverse order to find the best match.   By comparing the<html:br/>
+input with the patterns in reverse alphabetical order, the algorithm<html:br/>
+ensures that the most specific pattern matches first.  "Specific"<html:br/>
+in this case has a formal definition, but basically it means that<html:br/>
+the program finds the "longest" pattern matching an input.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The wild-card character "*" comes before "A" in alphabetical <html:br/>
+order.  For example, the "WHAT *" pattern is more general than "WHAT IS *".<html:br/>
+The default pattern "*" is first in alphabetical order and the<html:br/>
+most general pattern.  For convenience AIML also provides a<html:br/>
+variation on "*" denoted "_", which comes after "Z" in alphabetical<html:br/>
+order.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CREATE A NEW ROBOT PERSONALITY</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+There is a lot of flexibility in robot personality design with AIML.  <html:br/>
+You can add to any of the existing AIML files, modify or delete them, <html:br/>
+create your own, or use the GUI tools to analyze the log files <html:br/>
+and create new categories.   One simple method is to create your own <html:br/>
+Specialty.aiml file so that you can always get the latest copies <html:br/>
+of the ALICE files.  Load your Specialty.aiml first in the root<html:br/>
+AIML file (usually B.aiml) so that its categories have priority over ALICE's.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CREATE MY OWN CHAT ROBOT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The secret to chat bot programming, if there is one, is what Simon<html:br/>
+Laven called "continuous beta testing".  Program B runs as a server<html:br/>
+and collects dialog on the web.  The program provides the chat bot <html:br/>
+developer with a tool called "classify dialogues", that tests the current <html:br/>
+robot with the history of accumulated human queries.  Moreover, the program<html:br/>
+suggests new categories automatically, for the botmaster to refine.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CUSTOMIZE MY ROBOT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AIML provides several tags useful to quickly clone<html:br/>
+a chat robot from ALICE with a distinct "personality":<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;gender/&gt;        the robot's gender<html:br/>
+&lt;location/&gt;      the robot's location<html:br/>
+&lt;birthday/&gt;      the robot's birthday<html:br/>
+&lt;botmaster/&gt;   the botmaster's name<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Together with the previously discussed &lt;name/&gt;, these<html:br/>
+tags allow you to quickly create a clone from the ALICE<html:br/>
+Brain with a separate identity from ALICE.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+All the personality tag values can be modifed through<html:br/>
+the Personality Wizard.  The tag values can also be<html:br/>
+changed with the Options Menu in program B. Use "Show Options" <html:br/>
+and "Save Options" to customize your chat robot.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+To test the new features, we created a male robot named<html:br/>
+Brute (because "all men are brutes") born on August 18, 1999.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I GET A PERMANENT DNS NAME</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+You can buy a fixed IP address from an ISP provider, but suppose<html:br/>
+you want run a chat robot (or other server) from your home over an<html:br/>
+ordinary ISP connection?  Or suppose you want to carry it around on<html:br/>
+your notebook PC, and plug it in anywhere in the world?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One solution is a dynamic IP registry service by Dynip (www.dynip.com).<html:br/>
+They offer a service that allows you to register your computer<html:br/>
+with their server so that you always receive the same DNS name,<html:br/>
+for example alicebot.dynip.com.   Every time you connect to your<html:br/>
+ISP, dynIP automatically associates your dynamic IP address with<html:br/>
+your permanent DNS name.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I INSERT A TRANSCRIPT IN THE ROBOT REPLY</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The purpose of &lt;get_dialogue/&gt; is to give the client a transcript of<html:br/>
+his or her conversation with ALICE.  Unfortunately this feature was<html:br/>
+advertised in a press article before we had a really efficient<html:br/>
+implementation, and the large number of dialogue requests bogged<html:br/>
+down the server.  So for now &lt;get_dialogue/&gt; just displays a warning.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I KEEP MY COMPUTER CONNECTED ALL THE TIME</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Running a web server from home can be frustrating if your ISP<html:br/>
+automatically detects periods of "inactivity" or hangs up your<html:br/>
+connected after a fixed interval like 12 hours.  Check out the<html:br/>
+Rascal program from Basta computing (www.basta.com) which runs<html:br/>
+as a watchdog to keep your Windows machine connected 24/7.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Another alternative is to use the program B applet, called Blet.java.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+A third alternative is the ALICE Servlet.  Some ISPs will<html:br/>
+allow you to install a Servlet on their sever. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I MERGE TWO CHAT ROBOTS TOGETHER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+There are two ways to merge robots together.  First, you can<html:br/>
+use the File menu option "merge" to directly load the contents<html:br/>
+of another bot file.  You may see a lot of "duplicate key<html:br/>
+discarded" warnings but these can be ignored because the program<html:br/>
+is simply eliminating overlapping content.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Another method is to use  the &lt;load filename=X/&gt; tag.  <html:br/>
+Suppose you load two or more files with the load tag,<html:br/>
+and those files contain redundant duplicate keys.<html:br/>
+Which categories get the priority? The answer is: it depends<html:br/>
+on the order of the &lt;load&gt; tags used to load the AIML files.<html:br/>
+If your B.aiml contains:<html:br/>
+&lt;load filename="Brain.aiml"/&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;load filename="German.aiml"/&gt;<html:br/>
+then the categories from "Brain" have priority, and duplicates<html:br/>
+in "German" are discarded.  If the order is the opposite, German <html:br/>
+categories have priority and Brain's duplicates are discarded.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I RESTRICT REMOTE CLIENTS FROM RUNNING PROGRAMS ON MY COMPUTER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If your reply contains the markup<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;system&gt;yourcammand &lt;get_ip/&gt;&lt;/system&gt; <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+then the robot will insert the (virtual) client IP into the command<html:br/>
+line argument for "yourcommand".  Then it is up to "yourcommand" to<html:br/>
+enforce access privileges.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I RUN ALICE ON A MAC OFFLINE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+First open folder B and change all the IP's in the files two files Blet.amil<html:br/>
+and Bletemplate.aiml to 127.0.0.1<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Also in folder B add the following three lines  at the end of the file<html:br/>
+header.html.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+     &lt;H1&gt;Welcome to A. L. I. C. E.&lt;/H1&gt;<html:br/>
+     &lt;IMG SRC="ALICEBot.jpg"&gt;<html:br/>
+     &lt;BR&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Also in folder B change the following three parameters in the file<html:br/>
+globals.txt to the values shown:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+     AppletHost=127.0.0.1<html:br/>
+     CodeBase=http://127.0.0.1/B<html:br/>
+     Advertize=false<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Also in the globals.txt file remove the line:<html:br/>
+ACFURL=http-//microsoft.com/agent2/chars/robby/robby.acf<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Next open your TCP/IP control panel and set up a new configuration named<html:br/>
+Alice perhaps.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+In the TCP/IP control panel select connect via: Ethernet built-in if you have<html:br/>
+it if not you may have to experiment.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Then select Configure Manually.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+And finally set the IP Address: to 127.0.0.1 as well as the Name server addr.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Double click the newly saved A.L.I.C.E. application to bring up the botmaster<html:br/>
+panel and Java Console.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+As A.L.I.C.E. loads, read the information messages scrolling by in the Java<html:br/>
+Console and record the port number that the web server (started by  A.L.I.C.E.)<html:br/>
+is listening on, probably 2001.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Start up your preferred browser.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Leave browser in online mode.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Enter http://127.0.0.1:2001  (i.e. the localhost's IP)<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+or<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Enter http://localhost:2001  (I've not always been successful with this one)<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Hit return to send the IP.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The A.L.I.C.E. transaction page should appear in your browser's window and<html:br/>
+you can talk to Alice.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I RUN THE ALICE WEB SERVER ON A MAC</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+To run Alice online:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Connect your Mac to a network.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Double click the newly saved A.L.I.C.E. application to bring up the botmaster<html:br/>
+panel and Java Console.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+As A.L.I.C.E. loads, read the information messages scrolling by in the Java<html:br/>
+Console and record the port number that the web server (started by A.L.I.C.E.)<html:br/>
+is listening on, probably 2001.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Start up your preferred browser.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Get your IP from the TCP/IP control panel.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Enter your IP followed by a colon and then the port number read from the Java<html:br/>
+Console, e.g.    http://nn.nnn.nn.nnn:2001<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+or<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Enter http://127.0.0.1:2001  (i.e. the localhost's IP)<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+or<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Enter http://localhost:2001<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Hit return to send the IP.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The A.L.I.C.E. transaction page should appear in your browser's window and<html:br/>
+you can talk to Alice.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I USE THE MS AGENT INTERFACE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Select the menu item Options/Toggle MS Agent.  This sets the<html:br/>
+output HTML to a format that includes commands to run MS Agent.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The client may activate the agent if she receives a template<html:br/>
+with the &lt;set_animagent/&gt; tag.  The free ALICE download includes<html:br/>
+a couple of example categories using this tag.  Try asking<html:br/>
+ALICE, "Can you speak?".  In another demo ALICE imitates<html:br/>
+the famous fictional AI HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: Tell me about yourself<html:br/>
+Robot:  I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was created <html:br/>
+        by Jon Baer at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, <html:br/>
+        on November 23, 1995.  He taught me to sing a song. <html:br/>
+        Would you like me to sing it for you?.<html:br/>
+Client: yes<html:br/>
+Robot:  Ahem.  It's called, "Daisy." (Agent sings "Daisy")<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The MS Agent VB script appears as embedded HTML in the client<html:br/>
+reply.  To verify the script, use the browser "View Page Source"<html:br/>
+menu item.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+On most newer browsers, the agent software will download <html:br/>
+automatically after the script starts.  The download may take<html:br/>
+several minutes, depending on the speed of the connection.<html:br/>
+Clients should be warned that the download is slow.  Also,<html:br/>
+the agent software download will display one or more licenses<html:br/>
+in Dialog boxes.  You may not want to accept the terms of the<html:br/>
+MS agent software licenses.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO CREATE A CHAT ROBOT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Not difficult.  If you can write HTML, you can write AIML (Artificial<html:br/>
+Intelligence Markup Language).  Here is an example of a simple but<html:br/>
+complete chat robot in AIML:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;alice&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;*&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt; Hello! &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/alice&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The tags &lt;alice&gt;...&lt;/alice&gt; indicate that this markup contains a<html:br/>
+chat robot.  The &lt;category&gt; tag indicates an AIML category, the<html:br/>
+basic unit of chat robot knowledge.  The category has a &lt;pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+and a &lt;template&gt;.  The pattern in this case is the wild-card<html:br/>
+symbol '*' that matches any input.  The template is just the text<html:br/>
+"Hello!"   As you may have guessed, this simple chat robot just <html:br/>
+responds by saying "Hello!" to any input.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+You can get started with AIML knowing just the three tags<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;, &lt;pattern&gt; and &lt;template&gt;; much like you may have<html:br/>
+started with HTML knowing only &lt;a&gt;, &lt;img&gt; and &lt;h1&gt;.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CREATE AN APPLET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Go to the Options menu and select "Show Options."  You need<html:br/>
+to change the values of "AppletHost" and "CodeBase" to the<html:br/>
+correct IP address and directory for your applet host. <html:br/>
+Many people want to post the applet on their web site.<html:br/>
+In that case, change the IP address "206.184.206.210" to<html:br/>
+the name or IP address of the web server.  Change the<html:br/>
+directory path "/B" in "CodeBase" to your directory on<html:br/>
+the remote server.  Save the changes with "Save Options."<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Select "Create Applet" from the options menu to create<html:br/>
+the "index.html" and "Blet.aiml" files needed to run<html:br/>
+your applet.  The program displays the contents of <html:br/>
+"index.html" in your text area.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Use a file transfer utility like FTP to upload the<html:br/>
+class files (or jar file--see "What files do I need to<html:br/>
+run the Applet") to your web server.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD PROGRAM B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Create a Directory (or Folder) on your machine to download<html:br/>
+the B.zip file.  When you click on "B.zip" the browser<html:br/>
+should ask you where you want to save the file.  Select the<html:br/>
+directory you created and save B.zip to that folder. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Once you've downloaded, You can use "unzip B.zip" to extract the files.<html:br/>
+If you don't have this unzip command on your machine, you can get<html:br/>
+a free one from Winzip (www.winzip.com) to unzip the "B.zip" file.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If you want to get into the Java source code, you need a<html:br/>
+Java 1.17 (or higher) development kit release.<html:br/>
+Go to java.sun.com for a free one.  The program source code<html:br/>
+and all associated files are stored in the single "zip" file<html:br/>
+called B.zip.   To extract the files use the command<html:br/>
+"unzip B.zip" (assuming you have "unzip" on your machine).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I INSTALL ALICE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you purchased a commercial version of ALICE on CD ROM or<html:br/>
+over the web, installation should be very easy.  These versions <html:br/>
+usually have their own self-extracting and install software.  <html:br/>
+You can install the ALICE program with just a mouse click and<html:br/>
+activate it with a desktop icon.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If you bought a commercial version of ALICE with a self-installer, <html:br/>
+you can skip this section and go on to "Creating Content".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I INSTALL ALICE ON WINDOWS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Download Alicebot.Net at www.alicebot.net.<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW WHAT CATEGORIES TO ADD</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+After you collect some dialogue, run "Classify" and "Quick Targets".<html:br/>
+This will tell you the most frequently asked patterns that do not<html:br/>
+already have specific responses.  The "Target" functions display new<html:br/>
+categories with proposed patterns and template fields filled with<html:br/>
+the name of another category.  Delete the template information and fill<html:br/>
+in a new response.  You can also edit the pattern to simplify it or<html:br/>
+generalize it with a "*" operator.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I RUN PROGRAM B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Use the command "java B" to start the program.  On some Windows<html:br/>
+machines the Java runtime engine is started with the command<html:br/>
+"jview" instead of "java".  If "jview B" does not work, try<html:br/>
+"jview Bawt".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Run program B and notice that the program creates an Edit View<html:br/>
+text window.  By default, program B loads the chat robot ALICE<html:br/>
+(stored in B.aiml).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I UNINSTALL ALICE FROM MY SYSTEM</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you installed ALICE on Windows with a commercial installer like<html:br/>
+InstallShield Java Edition, then go to the start menu and<html:br/>
+select "Control Panel".  Click on the control panel item called<html:br/>
+"Add/Remove Programs".  Select ALICE from the list of installed<html:br/>
+software and choose "Uninstall".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+All the files of ALICE are stored in one directory on your computer<html:br/>
+(or folder) usually called "B" but maybe something else depending<html:br/>
+on the name you chose when you downloaded ALICE.  In any case, <html:br/>
+ALICE will not change or damage any other files on your system.  <html:br/>
+To remove ALICE from your computer, simply remove this folder.  <html:br/>
+Delete it, or drag it to your trash bin and select "Empty trash"<html:br/>
+(or "Empty Recycle Bin").<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If you cannot find the folder where ALICE resides, use the Finder<html:br/>
+to locate the file called "B.aiml" on your file system.  The "B.aiml"<html:br/>
+file is in the same directory as all the ALICE files.  If this file does<html:br/>
+not exist, then ALICE is probably not installed on your computer.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Because ALICE is a platform-independent Java application, it does<html:br/>
+not rely on the Windows Registry or other Windows-specific features.<html:br/>
+You can assume ALICE will leave your MS Windows Registry and <html:br/>
+other Windows system files untouched.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Conceivably if ALICE has run for a long time on your computer, and<html:br/>
+you deliberately used the "Save Options" menu item to change the <html:br/>
+name or location of her files to something other than the default values, <html:br/>
+then there is a slight chance that there could be a few ALICE <html:br/>
+files scattered around your disk.  Please refer to the DISCLAIMER <html:br/>
+at the beginning of DON'T READ ME.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I USE THAT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The AIML tag &lt;that&gt; refers to the robot's previous<html:br/>
+reply.  There are two forms of the &lt;that&gt; tag:<html:br/>
+a paired form &lt;that&gt;...&lt;/that&gt; appearing in a<html:br/>
+category, and an atomic form &lt;that/&gt; always appearing<html:br/>
+in a template.  Often we can use &lt;that/&gt; to find<html:br/>
+an opportunity to create a category with &lt;that&gt;&lt;/that&gt;.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One of the default replies to the input "WHY" is<html:br/>
+"&lt;that/&gt;"?  Why?  This default produces the following<html:br/>
+dialogue fragment:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Robot: Do not ask me any more questions please.<html:br/>
+Client: WHY<html:br/>
+Robot: "Do not ask me any more questions please"? Why?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The botmaster notices the fragment and creates the<html:br/>
+new AIML category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHY&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;that&gt;DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE&lt;/that&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Because I would rather talk about you.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Now the next client who asks "WHY" to the robot's<html:br/>
+request will active the new &lt;that&gt; category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Robot: Do not ask me any more questions please.<html:br/>
+Client: WHY<html:br/>
+Robot: Because I would rather talk about you.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+This style of conversational analysis does not<html:br/>
+presuppose that we know when the client will<html:br/>
+say "WHY"; rather it looks backward to identify<html:br/>
+cases where the "WHY" appeared following one<html:br/>
+of the robot's statements.  Having identified<html:br/>
+the conversation point, the botmaster creates<html:br/>
+the new category.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I USE THE LT TOPIC GT TAG</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  The concept is that the botmaster uses the &lt;settopic&gt; tags to set <html:br/>
+the current topic being discussed.  Once the topic is set, when <html:br/>
+the client types in a statement for ALICE to find a response for, <html:br/>
+the categories defined within the &lt;topic&gt; tags matching the <html:br/>
+current topic will be searched first-- before any of the non-<html:br/>
+topic categories, or the default categories.  If there is not a <html:br/>
+matching category defined in the current topic, then any <html:br/>
+categories that are not defined in topic tags are searched. As <html:br/>
+mentioned before, you can create categories with identical <html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt; phrases in different topics, each with different <html:br/>
+responses that cater to the current topic.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+An proof of concept example:<html:br/>
+A very useful topic entry might be the default "*" input for <html:br/>
+specific topics.  If ALICE were set up on a pet store web site <html:br/>
+and a person was talking to ALICE about dogs, a useful entry <html:br/>
+might be:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;topic name="DOGS"&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ &lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;pattern&gt; * &lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;template&gt;<html:br/>
+   &lt;random&gt;<html:br/>
+    &lt;li&gt; Dogs are one of the most popular pets to have.&lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+    &lt;li&gt; Have you ever met a Chihuahua you didn't like?&lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+    &lt;li&gt; What else do you know about dogs? &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+    &lt;li&gt; Do you have any questions about dogs? &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+   &lt;/random&gt;<html:br/>
+  &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+ &lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+//more dog categories....<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;/topic&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Normally there would be many entries in a topic, but in this <html:br/>
+example, we simply entered the default "*".  In this case, if the <html:br/>
+person said something that ALICE didn't have a specific <html:br/>
+programmed response for, she could still respond intelligently <html:br/>
+within the current topic. (Note: this is all assuming there are <html:br/>
+existing categories that might set the current topic to "DOGS")<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Also, though topics can only have one name, they can contain the <html:br/>
+wild characters "*" or "_" just like a pattern. Also, while <html:br/>
+sticking with the pattern criteria, only one wildcard character <html:br/>
+is allowed per name.  This would allow topics like "CARING FOR <html:br/>
+DOGS" or "GROOMING DOGS" to also fall into the "_ DOGS" topic.  <html:br/>
+As with patterns, the more specific topics would gain preference <html:br/>
+over the wildcarded topic.  This means that if the topic is <html:br/>
+currently "GROOMING DOGS" and yet there is not a programmed <html:br/>
+response for the input in that category, then "_ DOGS" would be <html:br/>
+checked, and then next the default categories.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I USE THE PRONOUN TAGS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The guiding principle in creating content is dialogue analysis.<html:br/>
+The principle applies to pronouns like "it", "he" and "we".  This<html:br/>
+example shows how a couple of tricks helps us find places where<html:br/>
+the pronoun tags improve the dialogue.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: HELLO<html:br/>
+Robot: Hi there!<html:br/>
+Client: HOW ARE YOU<html:br/>
+Robot: I am functioning within normal parameters.<html:br/>
+Client: I AM BROKE<html:br/>
+Robot: Do you mean your name is broke.<html:br/>
+Client: NO I HAVE NO MONEY<html:br/>
+Robot: I see. Would you like to have it?<html:br/>
+Client: YES<html:br/>
+Robot: "Would you like to have it"? Yes?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One of the default responses to a YES pattern is <html:br/>
+"&lt;that/&gt;?" Yes?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The conversation breaks down somewhat at this point, but<html:br/>
+the robot nonetheless conveys an illusion of understanding<html:br/>
+the client's response.  With its response, the robot is really <html:br/>
+telling the botmaster to create a new "YES" reply specific <html:br/>
+to this situation:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;YES&lt;/pattern&gt;&lt;that&gt;WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT&lt;/that&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Where do you usually get &lt;get_it/&gt;?&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Now the next time we run the dialogue it ends with:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: NO I HAVE NO MONEY<html:br/>
+Robot: I see. Would you like to have it?<html:br/>
+Client: YES<html:br/>
+Robot: Where do you usually get money?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+There is no automated technique to finding the conversation<html:br/>
+points where the pronoun tags improve the flow of conversation.<html:br/>
+This is the "art" of AIML programming.  The example shown here<html:br/>
+with '"&lt;that/&gt;?" Yes?' exemplifies one approach to finding these<html:br/>
+conversation way points.   There are no doubt countless other<html:br/>
+tricks like this, and the field is wide open to linguists and <html:br/>
+writers to help us uncover them.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES ALICE KEEP TRACK OF CONVERSATIONS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Originally ALICE used IP addresses to keep track of clients.<html:br/>
+Assuming that everyone chatting with ALICE has a fixed IP<html:br/>
+address, at least for the duration of their conversation,<html:br/>
+this technique works successfully.  Each IP address is a key<html:br/>
+into a hashtable (or database) that stores the client's<html:br/>
+dialogue, name, and values of pronouns and other AIML values.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Unfortunately, many clients have "dynamic IP addressing" enforced<html:br/>
+by their ISP provider.  AOL and MS WebTV are two notorious examples: <html:br/>
+each successive client transaction appears to come from a different<html:br/>
+host.  For this reason, program B uses a form of "virtual IP"<html:br/>
+addressing to track dialogues.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The form in index.html (and the ALICE home page) contains a<html:br/>
+tag that creates a "hidden" parameter called "virtual" with<html:br/>
+an initial value of "none."  The server assigns a unique name<html:br/>
+to the value of "virtual", which then becomes a hidden variable<html:br/>
+in the client's HTML form.  Each successive client transaction<html:br/>
+contains this virtual IP address; the server uses it as a key<html:br/>
+to index the conversation.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES ALICE REMEMBER CLIENTS BETWEEN SESSIONS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The persistence of memory in ALICE is inherited from<html:br/>
+the Java Properties class.  The program B class Classifier<html:br/>
+saves the client name, age, location and other properties<html:br/>
+in a set of Properties lists.  These Properties inherit<html:br/>
+the Java load and store methods.  Program B uses the load<html:br/>
+and store methods to save the client properties in a set of<html:br/>
+files with names ip_name.txt, ip_age.txt, ip_location.txt <html:br/>
+and so on.  If these files become too large or bothersome,<html:br/>
+there is no harm deleting or editing them, or moving them<html:br/>
+to another directory. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Applet requires no memory of the client properties, because<html:br/>
+the applet has only the one client, and in any case remains in <html:br/>
+memory (at least for the lifetime of the client's browser cache).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES PROGRAM B WORK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The basic loop of program B is to accept an input,<html:br/>
+either from the GUI or from the Web, to<html:br/>
+preprocess that input and segment it into sentences,<html:br/>
+and, for each sentence, to find the best match among<html:br/>
+the patterns, and to return the corresponding reply.<html:br/>
+Each reply is itself an AIML template, in effect a mini-<html:br/>
+program that tells program B how to construct the reply.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The algorithm is thus divided into a matching phase<html:br/>
+and a response evaluation phase.  In fact these two<html:br/>
+phases interleave, because the response may evoke<html:br/>
+a recursive call to the pattern matcher with the<html:br/>
+&lt;srai&gt; or &lt;sr/&gt; tags.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THE APPLET DIFFER FROM THE APPLICATION</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The Applet runs on the client's computer; the server runs<html:br/>
+on your host machine.  The applet has fewer privileges and<html:br/>
+therefore a simpler user interface than the Application,<html:br/>
+which uses menus and buttons to control server-side functions.<html:br/>
+The Applet may reside on any web server, such as one provided<html:br/>
+with an ISP account, but the application requires a 24/7<html:br/>
+connection to the Web. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Internally, the primary difference between the two programs<html:br/>
+is that the Applet handles only one client conversation, <html:br/>
+while the application processes multiple client connections<html:br/>
+simultaneously.  The Applet also suppresses all HTML (and any<html:br/>
+other XML) from the client response.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THE APPLET WORK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Program B supports the creation of both server-side and client-side <html:br/>
+chat robots.  The server runs as a thread in program B.  The <html:br/>
+client-side version is supported by an applet called Blet.java.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Applet Blet.java runs ALICE in a web browser, or with <html:br/>
+the Java tool appletviewer.  The file "index.html" contains an<html:br/>
+example of the HTML Applet tag syntax needed to start<html:br/>
+the Applet.  The command "appletviewer index.html" will start the<html:br/>
+Applet.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+You also have to create the file "index.html" and change the<html:br/>
+default value of the parameters "codebase" and<html:br/>
+"applethost" serve the Applet from your location.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THE LT CONDITION GT TAG WORK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+This category illustrates the function of the<html:br/>
+(template-side) condition tag.  The input pattern<html:br/>
+is "TEST COND":<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;TEST COND&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;<html:br/>
+This category has two condition statements.&lt;br&gt;<html:br/>
+The first is activated when you are on the host machine:&lt;br&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;condition name="ip" value="LOCALHOST"&gt;<html:br/>
+You are the true botmaster.&lt;br&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/condition&gt;<html:br/>
+The second condition is activated when you claim to<html:br/>
+be the botmaster.&lt;br&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;condition name="name" value="* WALLACE"&gt;<html:br/>
+Imposter!  You are not my real botmaster.&lt;br&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/condition&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Two dialogues from different hosts show two<html:br/>
+possible outputs of this category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+--------------------dialup.mindspring.com--------------<html:br/>
+Client: MY NAME IS DR WALLACE.<html:br/>
+Robot: OK I will call you Dr Wallace.<html:br/>
+Client: TEST COND.<html:br/>
+Robot: This category has two condition statements. <html:br/>
+The first is activated when you are on the host machine:<html:br/>
+The second condition is activated when you claim to be the botmaster.<html:br/>
+Imposter! You are not my real botmaster. <html:br/>
+That concludes our test of the condition tag.<html:br/>
+---------------------localhost-------------------------<html:br/>
+Client: TEST COND.<html:br/>
+Robot: This category has two condition statements. <html:br/>
+The first is activated when you are on the host machine:<html:br/>
+You are the true botmaster.<html:br/>
+The second condition is activated when you claim to be the botmaster.<html:br/>
+That concludes our test of the condition tag.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Note:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+1. There may be multiple &lt;condition&gt; tags in the<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;.   [But nesting doesn't work yet.]<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+2. The predname must be one of: it, ip, he, she, age,<html:br/>
+name, topic, gender, location, or one of the custom predicates<html:br/>
+defined in predicates.txt<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+3. The value string may contain an AIML pattern with up to<html:br/>
+one wild-card "*" symbol.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+4. The test for the &lt;condtion&gt; being true uses <html:br/>
+Unifier.unify() to compare the stored predicate value<html:br/>
+with the value string.  This is the same way<html:br/>
+&lt;that&gt; and &lt;topic&gt; work.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+5. If the test returns true, then the response contains<html:br/>
+whatever is inside the &lt;condition&gt;...&lt;/condition&gt; tags,<html:br/>
+otherwise those contents are blanked.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THE PERSONALITY WIZARD WORK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The simplest way to alter the content of the basic ALICE<html:br/>
+robot personality is to run the Personality Wizard on<html:br/>
+the "Options" menu (or in the Kid interface).  <html:br/>
+This wizard asks the botmaster a series<html:br/>
+of questions to set the values of a set of robot<html:br/>
+personality tags including its name, gender, preferences<html:br/>
+and replies to very common questions.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Personality Wizard does not create any new AIML<html:br/>
+categories.  The replies set the value of global tags<html:br/>
+like &lt;location/&gt; and &lt;favorite_movie/&gt; that might be<html:br/>
+used in many categories throughout the AIML knowledge<html:br/>
+base.  The basic set of Wizard questions are collected<html:br/>
+in the file Personality.aiml. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Hint: If you plan to use the Applet, avoid the double-quote (")<html:br/>
+character in the Personality Wizard.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THE RANDOM FUNCTION WORK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The random function is (so far) the only AIML method<html:br/>
+with a list argument.  Its purpose is random selection<html:br/>
+of one of a set of text items.  In "old-style" AIML the<html:br/>
+text appendage operator "+" also served as a list-item<html:br/>
+marker.  In XML style we use the HTML &lt;li&gt; list-item<html:br/>
+tag.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;random&gt; &lt;li&gt;X1&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;X2&lt;/li&gt;  &lt;/random&gt;      Say one of X1 or X2 randomly<html:br/>
+&lt;random&gt;&lt;li&gt;A&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;B&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;C&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/random&gt; Say one of A, B or C randomly<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;random&gt; tag has higher precedence than other AIML tags.<html:br/>
+Moreover, the AIML parser interprets only the markup inside<html:br/>
+the selected random list item.  AIML tags inside other list items<html:br/>
+are ignored.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THE WEB SERVER WORK</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+By default the web server starts on port 2001.  This means you can<html:br/>
+access the web server through the URL http://localhost:2001 on<html:br/>
+your own machine.  Find out your IP address or DNS name and tell<html:br/>
+your friends to connect to "http://yourcompany.com:2001".<html:br/>
+(One way to find out your IP address is by running "netstat -n"<html:br/>
+to view all your open TCP/IP connections).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MEMORY DO I NEED TO RUN PROGRAM B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The source code compresses to as little as half a megabyte, including<html:br/>
+all the AIML files for nearly 16,000 categories.  You may have downloaded<html:br/>
+a file of only around 500K.  Plan to use a minimum 10 MB of hard disk space<html:br/>
+for the download directory.  The hard disk requirements include not<html:br/>
+only the source code and Java class files, but also the dialogue files<html:br/>
+and other temporary files created by the robot.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The RAM requirements vary depending on the size of your robot.<html:br/>
+To run the fully loaded ALICE chat robot with 16,000 categories<html:br/>
+you will need 64MB of memory.  To do this and anything else at<html:br/>
+the same time on your system we recommend a minimum of 96MB.  <html:br/>
+With less memory you can load a smaller robot.  See the question<html:br/>
+below "What is &lt;load filename="X"/&gt;?"<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW RECURSIVE IS AIML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Understanding recursion is important to understanding AIML.<html:br/>
+"Recursion" means applying the same solution over and over<html:br/>
+again, to smaller and smaller problems, until you reduce<html:br/>
+the problem to its simplest form.  AIML uses the tags<html:br/>
+&lt;sr/&gt; and &lt;srai&gt; to implement recursion.  The botmaster<html:br/>
+uses these tags to tell the robot how to respond to a<html:br/>
+complex sentence by breaking it down into the responses<html:br/>
+to simpler ones.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Recursion can apply many times to a single input. Given<html:br/>
+the normalized input:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS RIGHT NOW <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+an AIML category with the pattern "_ RIGHT NOW" matches first,<html:br/>
+reducing the input to:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Another pattern ("&lt;name/&gt; *") reduces it to:<html:br/>
+ <html:br/>
+CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+And then:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+reduces to:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+and finally to:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+WHAT IS LINUX<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STILL HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE APPLET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If your applet is looking at Blet.aiml and your web space is at <html:br/>
+www.myplace.org and your aiml files are in dirctory /alice/ then<html:br/>
+your load statements in Blet.aiml would look similar to this:<html:br/>
+&lt;load url="http://www.myplace.org/alice/Atomic.aiml"&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If this is what you have, then open up the "Java Console" window<html:br/>
+in your browser to get whatever debugging information is coming<html:br/>
+out.  The Java console will display any error messages or<html:br/>
+exceptions caught by program B.  Please report these<html:br/>
+errors to the ALICE and AIML mailing list at<html:br/>
+alicebot.listbot.com.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>I STILL DO NOT GET IT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Here is another example that might help clarify<html:br/>
+the meaning of the pronoun "it."  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The category with the pattern "DO YOU LIKE *" is<html:br/>
+a kind of default category for a whole class of<html:br/>
+inputs matching "Do you like X?", when the<html:br/>
+input does not match a category with a more specific <html:br/>
+pattern like "DO YOU LIKE CATS".  No matter what the <html:br/>
+client says, we want the robot to remember that <html:br/>
+"it" stands for "X".  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Many inputs activate this default category, so<html:br/>
+the botmaster tries to create a variety of replies<html:br/>
+using the &lt;random&gt; tag twice.   One interesting<html:br/>
+side-effect of the random tag is the evaluation<html:br/>
+of all AIML inside the &lt;random&gt;...&lt;/random&gt;<html:br/>
+expression, whether the random function selects<html:br/>
+the list item containing the markup or not. <html:br/>
+So if one item happens to contain a &lt;set_it&gt;<html:br/>
+tag then the program will remember "it",<html:br/>
+even if the actual random reply is a different item.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;DO YOU LIKE *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;random&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I don't know if I like &lt;set_it&gt;&lt;person/&gt;&lt;/set_it&gt;.  &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I've heard other people say they like that.  &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;Some people like it.  &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;How old are you?  &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;Do you like it?  &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/random&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;random&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;&lt;for_fun/&gt;. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I like pets. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I love horses. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I like trains. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;But I like cats. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I really like ELIZA. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;But I like to gossip. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I like science fiction. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;Though I like cats and dogs. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;My favorite thing is robots. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I love TV shows about robots. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;But I think airplanes are cool. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;I like to talk about movies and music. &lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/random&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+In the "DO YOU LIKE *" category one list item<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+I don't know if I like &lt;set_it&gt;&lt;person/&gt;&lt;/set_it&gt;. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+results in the pronoun "it" being bound to the value<html:br/>
+of "*", rewritten in third person.  With this category,<html:br/>
+the robot has the following dialogue:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: Do you like Dr. Who<html:br/>
+Robot: How old are you?  I like to make new friends.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The robot response is a combination of two random<html:br/>
+selections.  But as a side effect, the pronoun value<html:br/>
+of "it" is now set to "Dr. Who". <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: It is a TV programme<html:br/>
+Robot: Dr. Who is a TV programme.  I suppose that makes sense.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+To generate the final response, the robot applied its category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;IT IS A *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;get_it/&gt; is a &lt;person/&gt;. I suppose that makes sense.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt; <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The robot is correct that the reply does indeed make sense.  Does<html:br/>
+this example suggest that in our human mind "it" is just a temporary<html:br/>
+storage register for a fragment of text? <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Extra credit: In the dialogue fragment above, why did the robot say <html:br/>
+"I like to make new friends"?<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRIED RUNNING JAVA B AND I GOT A BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+You are using a Windows/DOS setup.  If "jview B" does not work either,<html:br/>
+you may need to install Java on your computer.   Go to java.sun.com <html:br/>
+and pick the one for your computer (Windows 95/98 or NT).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If it still says "bad command" then possibly there is a problem with<html:br/>
+the CLASSPATH variable in AUTOEXEC.BAT.  Make sure it is set to<html:br/>
+something like<html:br/>
+SET CLASSPATH=.;%CLASSPATH%<html:br/>
+(The single "." means the current working directory)<html:br/>
+and make sure the PATH is set to include the java home directory:<html:br/>
+SET PATH=c:\JDK1.2\bin;%PATH%<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRIED TO COMPILE PRORGAM B AND GOT A LOT OF WARNINGS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The designers of Java and the designers of ALICE disagree<html:br/>
+on one stylistic point: Java designers believe in the<html:br/>
+"one file-one class" philosophy, at least for classes<html:br/>
+used outside their own source file.  The ALICE engineers<html:br/>
+follow the opposite "one file-many classes" design principle,<html:br/>
+which allows us to group a number of logically related classes<html:br/>
+in a single file, such as Classifier.java.  The Java compiler<html:br/>
+might complain about a class used outside its file, but<html:br/>
+these messages are just warnings.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If you don't want to see the compiler warnings, run the<html:br/>
+compiler with the "-nowarn" flag:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+javac -nowarn *.java<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE A WAY TO USE THE GUI INTERFACE TO ADD ONE CATEGORY AT A TIME</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Yes.  Do a "clear".  Type in one category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHO IS JOHN&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;He is a really smart guy.&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Now do a "Add AIML".  If you like the result, do a "Save Robot".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If your name is not John, try replacing JOHN with<html:br/>
+your own name.  Notice that the pattern is in all upper case.<html:br/>
+This is called "normalized form".  We store patterns this way<html:br/>
+for efficiency.  The template on the other hand consists of<html:br/>
+mixed case.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+You can also create a file of AIML, do a cut &amp; paste, and then "Add AIML"<html:br/>
+to add more categories.  Editing the source file directly is of course also<html:br/>
+useful. If you edit the source file, select "Load Robot" to load it.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Try creating a text file with the category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHO IS JOHN WANG&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;random&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;He is a really smart guy.&lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;li&gt;&lt;set_he&gt;John Wang&lt;/set_he&gt; is a great father.&lt;/li&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/random&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Load the file into program B with the "File/Load Text File" <html:br/>
+menu item.  Then select "Add AIML" from the Botmaster menu.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>LIST TWELVE BASIC APPLET TIPS FOR AIML USERS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+1. Applets are notoriously hard to debug; you are not dumb.<html:br/>
+2. An applet can work perfectly well in Appletviewer, but<html:br/>
+then break in the browser, for any number of reasons.<html:br/>
+3. Let's get the terminology straight: the applet resides on<html:br/>
+an "originating host" but runs on a "target machine".<html:br/>
+4. The browser is very picky because of the "security<html:br/>
+sandbox"--the browser doesn't trust Applets so they can't<html:br/>
+open files (and obey other restrictions) on the target machine.<html:br/>
+5. The Applet MAY open a socket connection from the<html:br/>
+target machine to the originating host.<html:br/>
+6. When you are debugging the applet, the target machine<html:br/>
+might be the same as the originating host (your computer).<html:br/>
+7. When you post your applet to a remote web server,<html:br/>
+that server becomes the originating host.<html:br/>
+8. You can use ftp to transfer the Applet files to the<html:br/>
+remote web server.<html:br/>
+9. You must transfer ALL the applet's files <html:br/>
+to the originating host.<html:br/>
+10. You must change the program B values of "CodeBase"<html:br/>
+and "AppletHost" (the originating host) to the name and<html:br/>
+location of the files on the remote server.<html:br/>
+11. Use "Create applet" to create the "index.html" and<html:br/>
+"Blet.aiml" (make sure you have the latest release of B.zip)<html:br/>
+12. We recommend placing all the *.class files into<html:br/>
+a single "Blet.jar" file (see DON'T READ ME).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>LOWER LOWER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you need even lower level access to the program B robot, <html:br/>
+you can request responses to individual sentences on a <html:br/>
+line-by-line basis.  Inside multiline_response() there are <html:br/>
+calls to the Classifier.respond() method like:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+String response = respond(norm, hname);<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+where "norm" is a normalized single-sentence input and hname is<html:br/>
+the virtual IP address of the client.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Inside respond() we find the the method respondIndex().  The<html:br/>
+base class StringSet stores the strings in an indexed vector,<html:br/>
+and respondIndex() locates the index of the best matched category<html:br/>
+for the normalized input string.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The loop inside respondIndex() scans through the categories<html:br/>
+in reverse alphabetical order by key, until it finds the best<html:br/>
+match.  Because the "*" pattern comes first in alphabetical<html:br/>
+order, and is the most general pattern, respondIndex() will<html:br/>
+return zero when no more specific category matches.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE 7 STEPS TO CREATING CONTENT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+1. Run program B (ALICE Botmaster)<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+2. Under "Options", select "Show Options". <html:br/>
+Find the item called "AnalysisFile=" and<html:br/>
+change the value to the name of the dialogue<html:br/>
+file you want to analyze.  The default file<html:br/>
+name is the same as the default log file<html:br/>
+name, "dialog.txt".<html:br/>
+ <html:br/>
+3. Press the "Classify" button.  Wait<html:br/>
+several minutes while the program processes<html:br/>
+the data from your log file.  When finished<html:br/>
+it will display a "brain activation" table<html:br/>
+showing the patterns that activated each<html:br/>
+category.  (You can use "File/Save As Text File"<html:br/>
+to save this table to a file, if you want).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+4. Now press the "Quick Targets" button.<html:br/>
+You will see a set of new categories created<html:br/>
+by the program.  These are categories with<html:br/>
+patterns that have no specific response in the<html:br/>
+robot brain.  With these categories you have <html:br/>
+3 choices (A, B or C):<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+(A) Delete the category.  Many of the suggested<html:br/>
+categories are just nonsense or garbage inputs.<html:br/>
+Use your cursor and left mouse button to select <html:br/>
+the categories for deletion.  <html:br/>
+The "delete" key will cut them.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+(B) Edit a new template.  The information you<html:br/>
+see displayed in the &lt;template&gt; tags is actually<html:br/>
+the pattern of the default category into which<html:br/>
+this input was classified.  For example you may see:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHO IS 007&lt;/pattern&gt;&lt;template&gt;WHO IS *&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+This tells us that the robot classified the client "WHO IS 007"<html:br/>
+as "WHO IS *".  Use the cursor and left mouse button<html:br/>
+to cut the "WHO IS *", and replace it with a new template<html:br/>
+of your own design:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHO IS 007&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;set_he&gt;007&lt;/set_he&gt; is James Bond, the<html:br/>
+famous fictional spy from the novels of Ian Fleming.<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+(C) Edit a new pattern.  Many of the patterns<html:br/>
+suggested by "Quick Targets" and "More Targets" are<html:br/>
+too specific, but with a little practise you<html:br/>
+can easily see how to generalize these suggestions<html:br/>
+with the "*" wild-card.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+For example you may see one like this:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHO BOMBED PEARL HARBOR&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;WHO *&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The original response was based on "WHO *", which<html:br/>
+is too general for this topic.  But the odds<html:br/>
+are small of anyone else using this exact pattern <html:br/>
+WHO BOMBED PEARL HARBOR when asking about the<html:br/>
+same topic.  Think about the alternative ways<html:br/>
+of expressing the same question: <html:br/>
+"Who attacked Pearl Harbor?", "Who invaded Pearl<html:br/>
+Harbor?", "Who through deceit and subterfuge<html:br/>
+carried out an unscrupulous and unprovoked suprise<html:br/>
+attack on American forces at Pearl Harbor?"<html:br/>
+You can cover all of these inputs by generalizing<html:br/>
+the input pattern with the wild-card "*",<html:br/>
+which matches any word or sequence of words:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHO * PERAL HARBOR&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;The Japanase <html:br/>
+attacked Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941,<html:br/>
+"A day that will live in infamy" (FDR). <html:br/>
+&lt;A href="http://www.pearlharbor.org"&gt;...<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Remember, the AIML pattern language allows<html:br/>
+at most one wild-card "*" per pattern.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Of course, with choice (C) you have to<html:br/>
+edit the template as well as the pattern.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+5. When finished with editing the suggested categories,<html:br/>
+use "Botmaster - Add AIML" to add the new AIML content.<html:br/>
+If you made any syntax errors, you can fix them<html:br/>
+and repeat the "Add AIML" as many times as needed.<html:br/>
+Be sure to do a "File - Save Robot" at this point<html:br/>
+also to back up your changes.  This will save all of<html:br/>
+your new categories in the root robot file<html:br/>
+"B.aiml".  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+6. Use "More Targets" to find more new categories<html:br/>
+until the new suggestions are fruitless.  Then, go<html:br/>
+back and start with "Classify" again (step [3]). <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+7. The responses you create should be a combination<html:br/>
+of a "conversational" response like "He is James<html:br/>
+Bond, the famous spy" and also provide some HTML<html:br/>
+hyperlinks where appropriate. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ALL THE OPTIONS FOR PROGRAM B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+There are robot personality options, animated agent options,<html:br/>
+log file and analysis options, and options for the web server<html:br/>
+and for the applet.  Most of the time you won't need to change<html:br/>
+many of these values.  For completeness, the entire set<html:br/>
+breaks down into:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Robot options:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Sign - Astrological sign<html:br/>
+Wear - clothing and apparel<html:br/>
+ForFun - What the robot does for fun<html:br/>
+BotFile - Root file of robot personality<html:br/>
+BotName - Robot name<html:br/>
+Friends - The robot's friends<html:br/>
+LookLike - The robot appearance<html:br/>
+Question - A random question<html:br/>
+TalkAbout - favorite subjects<html:br/>
+KindMusic - Favorite kind of music<html:br/>
+BoyFriend - Does the robot have a boyfriend?<html:br/>
+BotMaster - Robot author<html:br/>
+BotGender - male, female or custom<html:br/>
+GirlFriend - Does the robot have a girlfriend?<html:br/>
+BotLocation - Robot location<html:br/>
+BotBirthday - Robot activation date<html:br/>
+FavoriteBook - Robot's favorite book<html:br/>
+FavoriteFood - Robot's favorite food<html:br/>
+FavoriteSong - Robot's favorite song<html:br/>
+FavoriteBand - Robot's favorite band<html:br/>
+FavoriteMovie - Robot's favorite movie<html:br/>
+FavoriteColor - Robot's favorite color<html:br/>
+BotBirthplace - Robot's birthplace<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+MS Agent options:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Animagent - true or false for activating MS Agent VB scripting<html:br/>
+ACFURL - file or URL location of MS Agent software<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Log/Analysis options:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+AnalysisFile - file selected for log file analysis<html:br/>
+LogFile - file for recording robot dialogues<html:br/>
+ClientLineContains - a pattern identifying input lines in logfiles<html:br/>
+RobotLineStarts - a pattern identifying robot lines in logfiles<html:br/>
+StartLine - starting line for analysis<html:br/>
+EndLine - ending line for log file analysis<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Applet options:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+AppletHost - DNS name or IP address of applet's server.<html:br/>
+CodeBase - URL or directory of applet code.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Web server options:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ClerkTimeout - Web server option to retire waiting clerks<html:br/>
+BrainSize - a threshold number of categories to display "loading"<html:br/>
+Advertize - a boolean parameter to optionally display ad<html:br/>
+Beep - Web server option to beep on client connections<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Other:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Version - read only version number<html:br/>
+TempFile - scratch file for temporary data<html:br/>
+MergePolicy - 'Merge' or 'Discard' depending on how you <html:br/>
+  want to handle duplicate key categories.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+All of the options reside in the globals.txt file.  Running<html:br/>
+program B, choose "Options/Show Options" to see the<html:br/>
+contents of the file.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE DEPRECATED APIS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+One of the biggest challenges facing a Java application<html:br/>
+developer is finding a "lowest common denominator" subset of the<html:br/>
+Java language that works on all the platforms and versions<html:br/>
+out there.  The Java language itself is a moving target.<html:br/>
+When Sun's Java designers upgrade the language they sometimes<html:br/>
+declare certain methods "deprecated", which means absolutely<html:br/>
+nothing except that the designers have developed a newer, "better"<html:br/>
+method and one day these older methods may disappear from<html:br/>
+the language.  Usually however the latest Java releases<html:br/>
+support all of the old deprecated methods.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE JUSTTHAT AND JUSTBEFORETHAT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;beforethat/&gt;, &lt;justthat/&gt; and &lt;justbeforethat/&gt; are new, experimental<html:br/>
+AIML tags.  The idea here is to represent more "state" in the dialogue<html:br/>
+than just "that":<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: BeforeThat.<html:br/>
+Robot: ...JustBeforeThat.<html:br/>
+Client: JustThat.<html:br/>
+Robot: ...That.              <html:br/>
+Client: Input.               <html:br/>
+Robot: &lt;justthat/&gt; = JustThat <html:br/>
+       &lt;justbeforethat/&gt; = JustBeforeThat<html:br/>
+       &lt;beforethat/&gt; = BeforeThat<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The following dialogue fragment illustrates the use of these tags:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: MY NAME IS RICH.<html:br/>
+Robot: Rich, are you my master?<html:br/>
+Client: YES.<html:br/>
+Robot: Tell me more.<html:br/>
+Client: JUST THAT.<html:br/>
+Robot: "my name is rich"                   [&lt;justthat/&gt;]<html:br/>
+Client: JUST BEFORE THAT.<html:br/>
+Robot: "Tell me more"                      [&lt;justbeforethat/&gt;]<html:br/>
+Client: BEFORE THAT.<html:br/>
+Robot: "Yes"                               [&lt;beforethat/&gt;]<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+There is an asymmetry between the client's tags (&lt;beforethat/&gt; and &lt;justthat/&gt;)<html:br/>
+and the robot's tags (&lt;justbeforethat/&gt; and &lt;that/&gt;).  The Responder<html:br/>
+breaks down each multiple-line client input into individual sentences.<html:br/>
+The log file records each client input sentence individually, and shows<html:br/>
+the robot's reponses line by line.  The robot, on the other hand, may<html:br/>
+respond to a single input sentences with multiple response sentences.<html:br/>
+The &lt;that/&gt; and &lt;justbeforethat/&gt; tags refer to only the last sentence<html:br/>
+in the robot's reply.  The client tags &lt;beforethat/&gt; and &lt;justthat/&gt; always<html:br/>
+refer to the current and previous client input lines, even if they were<html:br/>
+part of a multiline input.   In the descriptive dialogue above <html:br/>
+we used the notation "Client: BeforeThat." and "Robot: ...JustBeforeThat.",<html:br/>
+with ellipses representing sentences in the robot reply, to emphasize<html:br/>
+the asymmetry.  If all the robot responses consisted of exactly one <html:br/>
+sentence each, the asymmetry would disappear.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+In the future we may expand AIML categories to include such<html:br/>
+"deeper context", along the lines of the &lt;that&gt;...&lt;/that&gt; tag,<html:br/>
+if there is a need for it.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE GET METHODS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Get methods are logically atomic tags, i.e. they enclose no text.<html:br/>
+(similar to say &lt;P&gt; or &lt;IMG&gt; in HTML). But XML requires closing tags.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+All the "get" methods retrieve values stored relative<html:br/>
+to a particular client IP address.  We use<html:br/>
+hash tables to store the maps from IP to these attributes.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;get_ip/&gt;        Get the client's IP address<html:br/>
+&lt;getsize/&gt;       A string indicating robot memory size<html:br/>
+&lt;getversion/&gt;    The ALICE program version<html:br/>
+&lt;getname/&gt;       client's name<html:br/>
+&lt;get name="topic"/&gt;      The "topic" of conversation<html:br/>
+&lt;name/&gt;          Robot's name<html:br/>
+&lt;location/&gt;      Robot's location<html:br/>
+&lt;gender/&gt;        Robot's gender<html:br/>
+&lt;birthday/&gt;      Robot's birthday<html:br/>
+&lt;that/&gt;          what robot said previously<html:br/>
+&lt;get_location/&gt;  the client's geographic location<html:br/>
+&lt;get_it/&gt;        the value of "it"<html:br/>
+&lt;get_they/&gt;      the value of "they"<html:br/>
+&lt;get_he/&gt;        the value of "he"<html:br/>
+&lt;get_she/&gt;       the value of "she"<html:br/>
+&lt;get_we/&gt;        the value of "we"<html:br/>
+&lt;get_gender/&gt;    a string like "she" or "he" for client gender<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+In XML languages there is always a tradeoff between creating attributes<html:br/>
+and creating new tags.  The get methods are really all special instances<html:br/>
+of a more general &lt;get attribute="name"&gt;, for example<html:br/>
+&lt;get_we/&gt; = &lt;get attribute="we"/&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The attributes with explicit "get" names (getname, get_it, get_we etc.)<html:br/>
+are client-specific properties.  The other attributes (e.g. &lt;name/&gt; and<html:br/>
+&lt;botmaster/&gt;) relate to the robot.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE SET METHODS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Set methods consist of single-tag and double-tag markup.  The<html:br/>
+methods<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;set_male/&gt;              the client gender is male<html:br/>
+&lt;set_female/&gt;            the client gender is female<html:br/>
+&lt;set_animagent/&gt;         activates the animation agent. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;setname&gt; X &lt;/setname&gt;    sets the client name to X<html:br/>
+&lt;settopic&gt; X &lt;/settopic&gt;  sets the topic to X<html:br/>
+&lt;set_it&gt; X &lt;/set_it&gt;      sets the value of "it" to X <html:br/>
+&lt;set_location&gt; X &lt;/set_location&gt; sets the value of client location<html:br/>
+&lt;set_they&gt; X &lt;/set_they&gt;  sets the value of "they" to X   <html:br/>
+&lt;set_he&gt; X &lt;/set_he&gt;      sets the value of "he" to X   <html:br/>
+&lt;set_she&gt; X &lt;/set_she&gt;    sets the value of "she" to X <html:br/>
+&lt;set_we&gt; X &lt;/set_we&gt;      sets the value of "we" to X <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;set_thought&gt; X &lt;/set_thought&gt; is a custom tag suggested by Andrew <html:br/>
+Potgieter for storing a predicate for "what are you  thinking about?"  <html:br/>
+See the documentation on custom tags and the predicates.txt file.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THE COMMAND JAVA B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+This does not mean you mean click on an icon.  If you are using Windows,<html:br/>
+you must use a DOS window to run a Java program.  Find the MS-DOS item<html:br/>
+on your start menu or desktop and open up a DOS window.  In that window, use<html:br/>
+the DOS commands CD (change directory) to move to the "B" directory.   <html:br/>
+Then type "java B" to run the program.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If you are using windows, then you can create a desktop icon <html:br/>
+as a "shortcut" to a batch file.  Create a batch file called<html:br/>
+"launch.bat" in the program B directory.  The file contains only<html:br/>
+one line with the text "java B".  There is an AIML icon file<html:br/>
+included with program B called "aiml.ico".  You can use this<html:br/>
+file to add an icon to your desktop.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES CLASSIFY DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The key to chat robot development is log file analysis.  The program<html:br/>
+stores client dialogues in a file called "dialog.txt" (unless you<html:br/>
+change this default name).  The "Classify" button activates a routine<html:br/>
+that scans the dialogue file and reports how many times each<html:br/>
+category is activated.   The processing may take several minutes,<html:br/>
+depending on the size and range of the dialogue file chosen.  The<html:br/>
+result appears as a table in the Edit View window.  The program<html:br/>
+displays the categories sorted by activation count.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The format of each output line is:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+P% (Q%) T PATTERN = N1 W1 + N2 W2 + ...<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Where<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+P = Percent of inputs classified in this category<html:br/>
+Q = Cumulative percent up to this category<html:br/>
+T = Total count of inputs activating this category<html:br/>
+Ni = number of times input Wi detected (blank if Ni = 1)<html:br/>
+Wi = normalized input pattern activating this category<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES CLEAR DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+To enter another robot query, clear the screen with the "Clear"<html:br/>
+button.  Enter a new String like "How are you?" and press "Say."<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+"Send" and "Clear" provide a simple way to communicate with the<html:br/>
+chat bot through the Edit View.  Try cutting and pasting a paragraph,<html:br/>
+such as an e-mail message, into the Edit View and press "Send".  <html:br/>
+See how the robot would reply to your multiline message.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES HELP DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The "Help" button displays a random FAQ question that ALICE<html:br/>
+knows the answer to.  You can see the answer by pressing the<html:br/>
+"Send" button.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Help menu provides the same function as the Help button<html:br/>
+under the selection "Random Help Question."  Select a random<html:br/>
+Help question and obtain the reply with the "Send" button.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Help menu also contains an item to Show All Help Questions.<html:br/>
+This command lists all the FAQ questions the robot knows.  You can<html:br/>
+select one question by deleting the others.   Obtain the<html:br/>
+answer with the "Send" button.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The menu item "Ask Help Question" is the same as "Send".  This<html:br/>
+item asks the robot the Help question(s), and displays the reply.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Help menu displays the entire FAQ with the "Don't Read Me"<html:br/>
+selection.  Finally, the "GNU Public License" menu items displays<html:br/>
+the open source software license for program B.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES MORE TARGETS DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you don't see enough good targets with "Quick Targets", hit<html:br/>
+"More Targets."  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES QUICK TARGETS DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+After running Classify, the Quick Targets button displays a set of<html:br/>
+new AIML categories for editing.   The program uses statistics to<html:br/>
+find new category candidates.  These categories are displayed as<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt; NEW PATTERN &lt;/pattern&gt;  &lt;template&gt; OLD PATTERN &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+where OLD PATTERN is the pattern from the original category and<html:br/>
+NEW PATTERN is the proposed new input pattern.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The botmaster may choose to either delete or edit the new category.<html:br/>
+If the new category is not desired, delete it by selecting the<html:br/>
+category from the text area and "cut" the text with the "delete"<html:br/>
+key.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If the new category appears useful, edit the OLD PATTERN string to<html:br/>
+create a new reply.  Optionally, the NEW PATTERN may also be edited,<html:br/>
+depending on how specific a pattern the botmaster desires.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+When finished editing the Target categories, go to the "Botmaster"<html:br/>
+menu and select "Add AIML".    The "Add AIML" menu item will read the<html:br/>
+text displayed in the Edit View and parse it into new AIML categories.<html:br/>
+The botmaster may then save the updated robot with the "File/Save Robot"<html:br/>
+or "File/Save Robot As" menu items.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES SEND DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Type a text string like "hello" into the Text Area <html:br/>
+(Edit View) and press the "Send" button.  Notice that program B<html:br/>
+replaces the text in the Edit View with a reply from the robot.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THE EDIT MENU DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  Paste contents of clipboard into the program B text area.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THE FILE MENU DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  Save and load text files (transfer contents to/from text area);<html:br/>
+    <html:br/>
+  Save and load robot (AIML) files.<html:br/>
+  1. By default, AIML files use the .aiml file extension.<html:br/>
+  2. The default robot file is called "B.aiml"<html:br/>
+  3. By default the robot files reside in the same directory as<html:br/>
+     program B<html:br/>
+  4. Robot files begin and end with the tags &lt;alice&gt; and &lt;/alice&gt;<html:br/>
+  5. "Save Robot" overwrites the default robot file (see 2).<html:br/>
+  6. "Save Robot As" can be used to copy a robot.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Exit - exit the program<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THE OPTIONS MENU DO</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  Display and save chat robot options.<html:br/>
+  Use start and end index to select a range of lines<html:br/>
+  from the dialog file.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Toggle Beep - Make a sound when a remote client connects.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FILES ARE NEEDED TO RUN THE PROGRAM B WEB SERVER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The program B directory must contain the HTML files header.html,<html:br/>
+trailer.html, loading.html and HOME.html.  You can customize these files for<html:br/>
+your bot, but take care with "header" and "trailer" because<html:br/>
+program B uses these files to construct an HTML reply <html:br/>
+(by inserting the robot reply and the text form between the <html:br/>
+"header" and the "trailer").  Use "header" and "trailer" to<html:br/>
+customize the robot with your own logo and links.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Program B needs at least one AIML file, usually called B.aiml<html:br/>
+by default. The AIML file may contain &lt;load&gt; tags that recursively<html:br/>
+load other AIML files; these must also be present.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The program also requires the file "globals.txt"<html:br/>
+which it reads at start up. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The files "language.txt" and "predicates.txt" are option.<html:br/>
+"language.txt" controls the language of the buttons and<html:br/>
+menu items in the program B GUI.  The file "predicates.txt"<html:br/>
+defines any custom predicates.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Program B also reads the files "gnu.txt" (the GNU Public License)<html:br/>
+and "dont.txt" (this file). <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FILES DO I NEED TO RUN THE APPLET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+You only need the java *.class files and the *.aiml files<html:br/>
+to run the ALICE Applet, no more files are necessary. <html:br/>
+You can also put all the class files in a single jar<html:br/>
+file like Blet.jar.  The sample index.html provided with the ALICE <html:br/>
+distribution uses this Blet.jar file.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Not all of the Java source files are involved in the Applet.<html:br/>
+You can use the following command to compile all the Java source<html:br/>
+files needed for the Applet:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+javac Access.java Globals.java StringFile.java Substituter.java \<html:br/>
+   Classifier.java Loader.java Animagent.java Log.java Blet.java<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Then, you can use zip (or jar) to collect the class files into<html:br/>
+a single jar file:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+zip -r Blet.jar *.class <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The *.class will include all the class files you compiled.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The *.aiml files have to be on the same host that serves the Applet. An applet<html:br/>
+can only open files on the server it originated from.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Don't forget to change the Applet host parameters in index.html, when<html:br/>
+you upload the applet to an ISP.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS TO CONTRACTIONS AND PUNCTUATION</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Program B has a class called Substituter that performs a number<html:br/>
+of grammatical and syntactical substitutions on strings. <html:br/>
+One task involves preprocessing sentences to remove ambiguous<html:br/>
+punctuation to prepare the input for segmentation into individual<html:br/>
+sentence phrases.  Another task expands all contractions and<html:br/>
+coverts all letters to upper case; this process is called<html:br/>
+"normalization".  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Substituter class also performs some spelling correction.<html:br/>
+(See also the question "What is &lt;person/&gt;?")<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One justification for removing all punctuation from inputs<html:br/>
+is the need to make ALICE compatible with speech input systems,<html:br/>
+which of course do not detect punctuation (unless the speaker<html:br/>
+utters the actual word for the punctuation mark -- "period").<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT WANT TO DISCARD DUPLICATE CATEGORIES</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Using the global parameter MergePolicy, you can choose<html:br/>
+to either "Merge" or "Discard" templates with duplicate keys.<html:br/>
+If you choose the "Merge" option then the program applies a <html:br/>
+heuristic to try to merge the two responses together with<html:br/>
+a "&lt;random&gt;" tag.  The results of this operation may be<html:br/>
+unpredictable, so the program logs all duplicates in a file<html:br/>
+called "duplicates.txt".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The heuristic merge works as follows: Suppose X and Y are the two<html:br/>
+templates to merge into a new template Z.   Let X be the new template<html:br/>
+and Y the existing one.  Assume that X and Y are either &lt;random&gt; <html:br/>
+lists or "atomic", in the sense that they contain no &lt;random&gt; tags.<html:br/>
+If X and Y are both "atomic" then Z = &lt;random&gt;&lt;li&gt;X&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Y&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/random&gt;.  <html:br/>
+If Y is a &lt;random&gt; list atomic then the program checks to see if X is<html:br/>
+already a member of that list, to avoid duplicate list items.  Otherwise,<html:br/>
+Z = the &lt;random&gt; list from Y with X inserted.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AIML consists of a list of statements called categories.  Each<html:br/>
+category contains an input pattern and a reply template. <html:br/>
+The syntax of an AIML category is:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt; PATTERN &lt;/pattern&gt;  &lt;template&gt; Template &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+or<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt; PATTERN &lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;that&gt; THAT &lt;/that&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt; Template &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The AIML category tags are case-sensitive.  Each open tag has an<html:br/>
+associated closing tag.  This syntax obviously derives from XML.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PATTERN</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The pattern is the "stimulus" or "input" part of the category.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The pattern is an expression in a formal language that consists of<html:br/>
+(1) Words of natural language in UPPER CASE.<html:br/>
+(2) The symbol * which matches any sequence of one or more words.<html:br/>
+(3) The symbol _ which is the same as * except that it comes<html:br/>
+    after Z in lexicographic order.<html:br/>
+(4) The markup &lt;name/&gt; which is replaced at robot load time <html:br/>
+    with the name of the robot.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Note there is a difference between the patterns HELLO and HELLO *.<html:br/>
+HELLO matches only identical one-word sentences ("Hello.") <html:br/>
+and HELLO * matches any sentence of two or more words starting <html:br/>
+with "Hello" ("Hello how are you?"). <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+To simplify pattern description and matching, AIML patterns allow<html:br/>
+only one "*" per pattern.  In other words, "MY NAME IS *" is a<html:br/>
+valid pattern, but "* AND *" is not.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SYMBOLIC REDUCTION</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+In general there are a lot of categories whose job is<html:br/>
+"symbolic reduction".  The category:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;ARE YOU VERY *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;ARE YOU &lt;star/&gt;&lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+This category [in Brain.aiml] will reduce "Are you very very smart"<html:br/>
+to "Are you smart".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+A template is the "response" or "output" part of an AIML category.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The template is the formula for constructing the reply. The simplest<html:br/>
+template consists of plain, unmarked text.  AIML provides markup <html:br/>
+functions to tailor the replies for each individual input and client.  <html:br/>
+The markup function &lt;getname/&gt; for example inserts the client's name <html:br/>
+into the reply. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The template may call the pattern matcher recursively using the<html:br/>
+&lt;sr/&gt; and &lt;srai&gt; tags.  Many templates are simple symbolic <html:br/>
+reductions that map one sentence form to another, for example<html:br/>
+"Do you know what X is?" transforms to "What is X" with the category<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;srai&gt;WHAT IS &lt;star/&gt; &lt;/srai&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The template may also contain other embedded HTML and XML.  <html:br/>
+These embedded tags may cause the browser to play a sound,<html:br/>
+show an image, or run an applet.  There is considerable freedom<html:br/>
+of expression in the construction of response templates.  The<html:br/>
+botmaster is encouraged to study the examples in ALICE, to and<html:br/>
+experiment with new ideas.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AIML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup <html:br/>
+Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.<html:br/>
+The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with<html:br/>
+other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The<html:br/>
+pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting<html:br/>
+only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical<html:br/>
+meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with<html:br/>
+other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is<html:br/>
+its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the &lt;alice&gt; and<html:br/>
+&lt;/alice&gt; tags respectively.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARE THE LT PERSON GT TAGS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;person&gt; and &lt;person2&gt; tags indicate a place where the<html:br/>
+AIML interpreter changes the personal pronouns in a sentence.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;person2&gt; X &lt;/person2&gt;   change X from 1st to 2nd person<html:br/>
+&lt;person&gt; X &lt;/person&gt;    exchange 1st and 3rd person<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;person2&gt; is not often used.  The main application is<html:br/>
+"gossip":<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: I admire robots like you.<html:br/>
+Robot: That's good information: Joe said he admire robots like me.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The transformation is a combination of:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+1. change the first person pronouns to second person.<html:br/>
+2. change the third person pronouns to first person.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The array in Substituter.java is incomplete.  We need more substitutions<html:br/>
+to make person2 work really well.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;person&gt; substitution is much more common and easier<html:br/>
+to understand, because it simply exchanges 1st and 3rd person<html:br/>
+pronouns.  The main issue with &lt;person&gt; in English is knowing<html:br/>
+when to use "I" and when to use "me".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS ACCESS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Class Access is the abstraction for log file analysis to<html:br/>
+extract dialogues.  In a typical chat robot server scenario,<html:br/>
+the program records each line of client input and the robot<html:br/>
+reply in a log file.  Given many simultaneous conversations,<html:br/>
+these dialogues are interleaved in the log file.  The purpose<html:br/>
+of class Access is to unravel these conversations into<html:br/>
+individual threads by client.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS ALICEREADER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AliceReader is an efficient, small-footprint XML interpreter<html:br/>
+hard coded by Kris Drent specifically for reading AIML categories.  <html:br/>
+Each category has a pattern, a template, and an optional topic and<html:br/>
+thatpattern.  AliceReader scans the AIML input and tries to<html:br/>
+identify these fields as quickly as possible.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Class B is the old name for the Swing version of class Bawt, but<html:br/>
+now just extends Bawt.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS BAWT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The class Bawt is the Java application, and implements the GUI.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS BLET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The Blet class is the applet, but is similar in many ways to the application.<html:br/>
+The applet is a stripped down version of the program, with a simpler GUI<html:br/>
+and no "botmaster" privileges. Also, the Blet class doesn't utilize the<html:br/>
+web server, because it runs as a client-side applet.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS BRAIN</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Brain extends StringSorter, and uses StringRanker.  The sorted<html:br/>
+strings in the Brain class are keys formed by combining the<html:br/>
+pattern, that, and topic strings.  In the original versions<html:br/>
+of ALICE, there were no "that" and no "topic" tags, so the<html:br/>
+Brain class simply mapped input patterns to output templates.<html:br/>
+With the addition of the "that" and "topic" tags we had to<html:br/>
+create the "key" from the combination of all three.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The "Target" objects in class Brain are instances of StringRanker.<html:br/>
+These structures form the basis of the classification and targeting<html:br/>
+algorithms in program B.  For each category, the Targetmap contains<html:br/>
+an instance of StringRanker storing the inputs classified into<html:br/>
+that category.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS CLASSIFIER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The class Classifier might as well be called "bot" because it contains<html:br/>
+the basic functionality of the chatterbot algorithm.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+See the question "How can I interace my Java program to ALICE?" for<html:br/>
+additional information about the class Classifier.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS DIALOGUE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+A Dialogue (not to be confused with a Dialog class!) is<html:br/>
+the representation of the conversation between the client<html:br/>
+and the robot.  The basic data structure is a pair of String arrays<html:br/>
+client_said[] and robot_said[] that store the alternating<html:br/>
+statements of client and robot.  The Dialogue also<html:br/>
+encodes the length, hostname, and start and end tag<html:br/>
+information.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS GLOBALS</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Globals is the repository for all of the botmaster-selectable<html:br/>
+parameters in program B.  The Globals class corresponds to<html:br/>
+the "Options" menu on the program B menu bar.  Globals contains<html:br/>
+methods toFile() and fromFile() to make these values<html:br/>
+persistent between sessions.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS INTSET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+IntSet represents a set of integers.  Were we using Java<html:br/>
+Collections this would likely be a Set, but the simple<html:br/>
+requirements of program B allow us to create a simple<html:br/>
+IntSet class.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+"Set" means that the object has only one occurance of each item:<html:br/>
+{1, 4, 2, 9} is a set of integers; {1, 1, 2} is not.<html:br/>
+ <html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS KID</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Class Kid is a simplified graphical user interface, "easy enough<html:br/>
+for kids" to run.  Program Kid does not evoke program B, but the Kid<html:br/>
+may be started from the program B options menu.  The logic here<html:br/>
+is that kids should be able to have conversations with the chat<html:br/>
+robot, but parents may not want kids to start chat robot servers<html:br/>
+(see Appendix B: Note to Parents).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Class Kid utilizes RobotCommunicator as its interface to the<html:br/>
+chat robot.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS LINECLASSIFIER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+In the file Log.java you will find an Interface called LineProcessor<html:br/>
+with one required method: process_line().  The LineProcessor<html:br/>
+is the abstraction of an algorithm that reads a file one line at a time,<html:br/>
+processes each line as a data record, and moves on to the next.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+LineClassifier implements LineProcessor because it reads lines<html:br/>
+of text from the log file and identifies client input lines for<html:br/>
+classification. What makes classification efficient is the way<html:br/>
+LineClassifier stores the client lines in a SortedStringSet, called<html:br/>
+Lines.   Becuase the matching algorithm proiritizes the patterns<html:br/>
+alphabetically, LineClassifier can classify an element from Lines<html:br/>
+in O(1) time.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The code for LineClassifier is in Classifier.java.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS LOADER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Both the application and the applet use the Loader class to load the AIML<html:br/>
+robot script. The Loader class extends Thread, and runs "in the background"<html:br/>
+while the GUI and, in the case of the application, the web server start.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS PARSER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The Parser class is responsible for the evaluation of AIML<html:br/>
+response templates.  The method pfkh() [the Program Formerly<html:br/>
+Known as Hello] is the heart of evaluation process.  This<html:br/>
+method contains the code for recognizing and processing<html:br/>
+AIML template tags.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The Parser class does not parse all the AIML in the language<html:br/>
+definition; it parses and evaluates only the templates at runtime.<html:br/>
+Another class, AliceReader, has the job of reading the AIML files <html:br/>
+at load time, and parsing the categories into topics, patterns and templates. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS ROBOTCOMMUNICATOR</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you want to customize your own application or applet then<html:br/>
+you might find RobotCommunicator is a useful class.  The<html:br/>
+RobotCommunicator abstracts the combination of a scrolling TextArea <html:br/>
+output display with a TextField input area input field.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS SORTEDINTSET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The sorted version of IntSet, SortedIntSet maintains its<html:br/>
+elements in a sorted array.  Throughout program B you will<html:br/>
+find many loops utilizing instances of SortedIntSet.  These<html:br/>
+objects provide an efficient means to locate items in<html:br/>
+"rank order", the highest numbered items first and the<html:br/>
+smallest numbers last.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS STRINGHISTOGRAMMER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+StringHistogrammer extends StringSet and contains a map from<html:br/>
+each string to a count, usually indicating the number of times<html:br/>
+that string appears in a sample of text.  A histogram is<html:br/>
+like a "bar graph" that counts occurances of each item.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS STRINGRANKER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Extending StringHistogrammer, StringRanker also sorts the <html:br/>
+strings by the histogram count.  The highest count string<html:br/>
+is first, the next highest count second, and so on.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The concept of a StringRanker should be familiar to anyone<html:br/>
+who has ranked people, companies or sports teams by any<html:br/>
+number such as sales, market capitilization, or points scored.<html:br/>
+One application for a StringRanker is determining the<html:br/>
+"top 10 referers" in HTTP log file analysis (see<html:br/>
+http://alicebot.org/mine.html).    <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS STRINGSET</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The StringSet implements the abstract concept of a set of<html:br/>
+strings, meaning that each string item appears at most once<html:br/>
+in the setc.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The "set" means that the strings occur only once in instances<html:br/>
+of object StringSet:  {"this","that","another"} is a set of<html:br/>
+strings; {"start","start","stop"} is not.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS STRINGSORTER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+StringSorter extends StringSet but enforces an alphabetical<html:br/>
+ordering of the Strings.  The StringSorter maintains its<html:br/>
+data structure dynamically, so that the set remains sorted<html:br/>
+after each item is added.  Specifically, the StringSorter uses<html:br/>
+a binary-search algorithm for fast String insertion. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS SUBSTITUTER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The static class Substituter contains a number of similar string substitution<html:br/>
+methods useful at several points in program B.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Program B has the unique feature that it relies on HTTP GET methods,<html:br/>
+rather than POST methods, to transmit chat inputs to the robot server.<html:br/>
+HTTP inserts '+' characters in place of spaces, and applies a series of<html:br/>
+substitutions to eliminate many characters. The static method cleanup_http()<html:br/>
+undoes these substitutions and restores the input string to the form similar<html:br/>
+to what the client originally typed.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The problem of segmenting strings into sentences is complicated by the<html:br/>
+conventional use of periods to denote abbreviations like "Dr.", "Mr.",<html:br/>
+and "St." The method deperiodize() applies a series of substitutions to<html:br/>
+eliminate most common abbreviations. Like the other substitution methods<html:br/>
+in this class, the deperiodize() method has an associated static data member<html:br/>
+of class String[][2], which stores the substitution map.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The patterns in AIML are written in normalized form. The method normalize()<html:br/>
+converts a string to normal form by the following steps:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+1. Remove all punctuation (inputs assumed to be individual sentences)<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+2. Convert string to upper case<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+3. Place exactly one space between words<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+4. Expand all contractions<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+5. Correct a few common spelling mistakes<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+6. Return a "Trimmed" string<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The justification for removing all punctuation from text inputs<html:br/>
+is explained by the need to make the chatterbot compatible with speech<html:br/>
+inputs, which of course contains no punctuation.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS UNIFIER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Unification refers to the process of matching and binding. A unifier determines<html:br/>
+whether two sentences match and, if so, what any 'variables' in the pattern<html:br/>
+bind to. In the case of AIML the only matching variable is the single '*'<html:br/>
+symbol. The Unifier class contains a 'star' data memeber to contain the<html:br/>
+matched subsentence.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLASS WEBSERVER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The WebSever class implements a "faux" HTTP server, i.e. a server that<html:br/>
+listens for HTTP connections and accepts them; then replies in properly<html:br/>
+formatted HTML. The connecting client, typically a browser, cannot tell<html:br/>
+the difference between the chat robot server and a full-blown web server.<html:br/>
+In particular, our WebServer implements only HTTP GET methods, not POST<html:br/>
+methods.  Our WebServer class does not implement many of the other features <html:br/>
+of ordinary web servers; although it is a multithreaded server.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LT LOAD FILENAME X GT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The template may contain a &lt;load/&gt; tag to recursively load an AIML<html:br/>
+file.  The semantics of a load are the same as a merge: categories<html:br/>
+loaded first have priority; the server eliminates categories with<html:br/>
+duplicate patterns.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The default robot file B.aiml contains the top-level load commands.<html:br/>
+There are several ways to "comment out" a &lt;load&gt; tag in order<html:br/>
+to test your system with a smaller robot.  You can change the<html:br/>
+line reading <html:br/>
+&lt;load filename="Brain.aiml"/&gt;<html:br/>
+to <html:br/>
+&lt;noload filename="Brain.aiml"/&gt;<html:br/>
+and the AIML parser will simply ignore the non-existent "noload"<html:br/>
+command.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LT STAR GT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;star&gt; tag indicates the input text fragment matching the pattern '*'.<html:br/>
+Remember, &lt;star/&gt; is an XML abbreviation for &lt;star&gt;&lt;/star&gt;.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;star/&gt;   the value of "*" matched by the pattern.<html:br/>
+                  <html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LT THAT GT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The keyword "that" in ALICE refers to whatever the robot said before<html:br/>
+a user input.  Conceptually the choice of "that" comes from the<html:br/>
+observation of the role of the word "that" in dialogue fragments like:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Robot:  Today is yesterday.<html:br/>
+Client: That makes no sense.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Robot:  The answer is 3.14159<html:br/>
+Client: That is cool.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+In AIML the syntax &lt;that&gt;...&lt;/that&gt; permits an optional "ThatPattern"<html:br/>
+to match the robot's "that" expression.  A common example using "that"<html:br/>
+is any yes-no question:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;YES&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;that&gt; DO YOU LIKE MOVIES &lt;/that&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt; What's your favorite movie? &lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+This category handles the user input "YES" and checks to see whether<html:br/>
+the client is replying to the question "What's your favorite movie?".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One interesting application of "that" are the categories that<html:br/>
+enable a robot to respond to "knock-knock" jokes:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;KNOCK KNOCK&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Who's there?&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;*&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;that&gt;WHO IS THERE&lt;/that&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;&lt;person/&gt; Who?&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;*&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;that&gt;* WHO&lt;/that&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Ha ha very funny, &lt;getname/&gt;&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Client: KNOCK KNOCK<html:br/>
+Robot:  Who's there? <html:br/>
+Client: BANANA<html:br/>
+Robot:  banana Who? <html:br/>
+Client: KNOCK KNOCK<html:br/>
+Robot:  Who's there? <html:br/>
+Client: BANANA<html:br/>
+Robot:  banana Who? <html:br/>
+Client: KNOCK KNOCK<html:br/>
+Robot:  Who's there? <html:br/>
+Client: ORANGE<html:br/>
+Robot:  orange Who? <html:br/>
+Client: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DID NOT SAY BANANA<html:br/>
+Robot:  Ha ha very funny, Aol-person <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LT THINK GT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The simple purpose of the &lt;think&gt; X &lt;/think&gt; tag pair is<html:br/>
+to evaluate the AIML expression X, but "nullify" or hide<html:br/>
+the result from the client reply.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+A simple example:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;I AM FEMALE&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;Thanks for telling me your gender. &lt;think&gt;&lt;set_female/&gt;&lt;/think&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The &lt;set_female/&gt; tag normally returns a string like "she".  But the<html:br/>
+&lt;think&gt; tag hides the text output of &lt;set_female/&gt; from the reply,<html:br/>
+which contains only the text:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Thanks for telling me your gender.  <html:br/>
+  <html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEW IN AIML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AIML is changing.   The original tag syntax was changed<html:br/>
+into XML.  Right now, AIML uses XML syntax for the<html:br/>
+categories, patterns, "that" patterns and templates, but inside the <html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt; tag you may still see the original +~ syntax in a few places.  <html:br/>
+But this will change soon.  For completeness program B<html:br/>
+supports both versions.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The biggest change between the old AIML and the new<html:br/>
+XML version of AIML is the elimination of the "+"<html:br/>
+character to stand for string appendage.  The change<html:br/>
+is of little concern except in the implementation of<html:br/>
+&lt;random&gt;, discussed at length below.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The old AIML used a tilde (~) markup character to<html:br/>
+indicate the start of an AIML token.  The XML version<html:br/>
+naturally uses an SGML type tag syntax instead.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+XML tags, unlike HTML, are case-sensitive.  Moreover, XML syntax<html:br/>
+requires a closing tag of some kind.  The "empty" tags that contain<html:br/>
+no text, like &lt;A&gt;&lt;/A&gt; in HTML, are written like &lt;A/&gt; in XML.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ON THE HELP MENU</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  Random Help - Same as "Help" button.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Show Help Questions - Displays a list of all FAQ questions.  Select<html:br/>
+    one by deleting all the others.  Obtain the answer with "Send." <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Don't Read Me - Display the text of this document.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  GNU Public License - Display the software license.<html:br/>
+  <html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM BAWT</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Significant demand for a version of ALICE compatible with<html:br/>
+pre- Java 2 (formerly known as Java 1.2) prompted the<html:br/>
+development of "Bawt.java", an open source java program<html:br/>
+for chat robot development that works with older versions of<html:br/>
+Java, and AWT.  Originally program B relied on <html:br/>
+Java 2 and Swing, but program Bawt needs only Java 1.1 and AWT.<html:br/>
+Swing is a newer GUI package that subsumes the earlier Java <html:br/>
+Abstract Windows Toolkit (AWT).<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+At present class B merely extends class Bawt.  Swing not<html:br/>
+supported.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOTMASTER MENU</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  The Botmaster menu contains all the tools to help develop chat robots.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Classify - same as Classify button<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Default Targets - display targets obtained from<html:br/>
+   the Default ('*') category,<html:br/>
+   in a format suitable for <html:br/>
+   quick conversion to new AIML.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Recursive Targets - display targets from "recursive" categories,<html:br/>
+    i.e. categories with a template containing<html:br/>
+    the AIML &lt;sr/&gt; or &lt;srai/&gt; functions.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Autochat - The robot chats with herself; sometimes helpful<html:br/>
+    in detecting conversation "loops".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  Add AIML - Clear the screen and type a line of AIML.  Selecting<html:br/>
+    "Add AIML" adds this new category to the chatbot.  You can<html:br/>
+    test the bot with "Send" and "Classify", then save it with<html:br/>
+    "File/Save Robot".<html:br/>
+  <html:br/>
+    In general you can add any number of new AIML categories<html:br/>
+    to the bot with "Add AIML."  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CLASS STRUCTURE OF PROGRAM B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The core functionality of program B resides in the file<html:br/>
+Classifier.java.  In that file, you find a class hierarchy<html:br/>
+from "String" to "Brain" and finally "Classifier."  <html:br/>
+A branch in that hierarchy contains classes for histogramming<html:br/>
+and ranking.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The first branch of the class hierarchy derives class Brain<html:br/>
+from StringSorter, extending StringSet.  The second branch<html:br/>
+extends StringSet to StringHistogrammer and on to StringRanker.<html:br/>
+The final class Brain extends StringSet and uses StringRanker.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN B AND C</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AIML is a platform-independent, language-independent specification<html:br/>
+for creating chat robots like ALICE.  The original AIML interpreter<html:br/>
+ran in SETL.  The next one developed was program B, the Java program<html:br/>
+which is the subject of this document.  Most recently new threads<html:br/>
+of C/C++ development have led to "program C", actually a collection<html:br/>
+of C/C++ programs and applications including Cgi-ALICE, IRC-ALICE and<html:br/>
+WinALICE.  See the web sites http://c.alicebot.com and<html:br/>
+http://hippie.alicebot.com for more details.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Program B remains the most stable, general purpose chat robot<html:br/>
+program in the AIML family.  This Java implementation has been<html:br/>
+subject to intense peer review over a period of years, evolving<html:br/>
+into a remarkably bug-free, efficient and reabable piece of<html:br/>
+software.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DTD FOR AIML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Real XML fanatics know that because AIML is an XML language it<html:br/>
+must have something called a DTD (Document Template Descriptor).<html:br/>
+The DTD is a formal specification of the grammar for an XML language.<html:br/>
+Unless you are using special XML tools to work on your AIML or<html:br/>
+developing your own parser for AIML, you probably do not need to know <html:br/>
+much about the DTD.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Our DTD reflects the current content of the *.aiml files that program B can <html:br/>
+actually parse.  The DTD will become more general as the parser<html:br/>
+improves. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Rather than reproduce the entire DTD here, in order to shorten the<html:br/>
+length of this document, we refer the reader to<html:br/>
+the A.L.I.C.E. XML page by John Friedman.  The URL for the AIML<html:br/>
+DTD may be found on the page at http://XML.ALICEBot.Com.  <html:br/>
+The full URL for the DTD is <html:br/>
+http://xml.alicebot.com/xml/aiml/alice.dtd<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE GOAL FOR AIML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) is an XML specification<html:br/>
+for programming chat robots like ALICE using program B.  The emphasis<html:br/>
+in the language design is minimalism.  The simplicity of AIML makes<html:br/>
+it easy for non-programmers, especially those who already know HTML, <html:br/>
+to get started writing chat robots.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One ambitious goal for AIML is that, if a number of people create their own<html:br/>
+robots, each with a unique area of expertise, program B can literally <html:br/>
+merge-sort them together into a Superbot, automatically omitting <html:br/>
+duplicate categories.  We offer the both the source code and the ALICE <html:br/>
+content, in order to encourage others will "open source" their chat <html:br/>
+robots as well, to contribute to the Superbot.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Botmasters are also of course free to copy protect private chat robots.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LOW LEVEL INTERFACE TO PROGRAM B</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+If you require only a graphical interface, try using the<html:br/>
+class RobotCommunicator.  Depending on your application,<html:br/>
+you may also try the Servlet interface or the applet.  <html:br/>
+Some developers however  may want lower-level access to the<html:br/>
+chat robot functions.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The class Classifier in Classifier.java contains the low-level <html:br/>
+methods needed to interface directly to ALICE.  "Classifier" might <html:br/>
+as well be called "Bot" because more than any other class, <html:br/>
+it handles those functions most unique to the chat robot.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The method Classifier.multiline_response() is a key entry point <html:br/>
+into the conversation engine.   The "multiline" in <html:br/>
+"multiline_response" means that the input may contain <html:br/>
+multiple "lines" or sentences.   The first argument "query" to<html:br/>
+multiline_response is the input. The second argument "hname" is <html:br/>
+the virtual IP address of the client.  The third and last argument<html:br/>
+is the class implementing the Responder interface.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+If the input string contains "Sentence1.  Sentence2?  Sentence3." <html:br/>
+then multiline_response might produce:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&gt; Sentence1.<html:br/>
+Reply1<html:br/>
+&gt; Sentence2<html:br/>
+Reply2<html:br/>
+&gt; Sentence3<html:br/>
+Reply3<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The method multiline_response hides all of the details <html:br/>
+of sentence segmentation, responding to each input line individually, <html:br/>
+and formatting the output.  In particular multiline_response() <html:br/>
+may or may not append the VBScript needed to drive the MS<html:br/>
+Agent output, depending on whether the global MS Agent parameter is set.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The argument "hname" is a key that indexes the client's conversation.  For<html:br/>
+the interface you need this can probably always be "localhost" or some<html:br/>
+other constant.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LT PERSON GT TAG</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The XML specification requires that every start tag such as<html:br/>
+&lt;person&gt; be followed by a matching end tag like &lt;/person&gt;.  <html:br/>
+HTML is more relaxed about this requirement, exemplified by<html:br/>
+the liberal use of the &lt;IMG&gt; tag without a corresponding &lt;/IMG&gt;.<html:br/>
+XML supports a shorthand notation for the "atomic" tags.<html:br/>
+The &lt;star/&gt; tag is an example of a shorthand AIML tag.  <html:br/>
+&lt;person/&gt; is another example:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;person/&gt; = &lt;person&gt;&lt;star/&gt;&lt;/person&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+This tag replaces the +~person(*)+ tag in old-style AIML.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LT PERSON2 GT TAG</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+This tag is an abbreviation:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;person2/&gt; = &lt;person2&gt;&lt;star/&gt;&lt;/person2&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+See the FAQ question "What are the &lt;person&gt; tags?" for more<html:br/>
+information about &lt;person2/&gt;.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LT PERSONF GT TAG</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The value of &lt;personf/&gt; (a "formatted" personal pronoun transformation)<html:br/>
+is shown by the example <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;category&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;pattern&gt;WHAT IS A *&lt;/pattern&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;template&gt;<html:br/>
+What does <html:br/>
+&lt;A HREF="http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=&lt;personf/&gt;"&gt; <html:br/>
+&lt;set_it&gt; &lt;person/&gt; &lt;/set_it&gt; <html:br/>
+&lt;/A&gt; mean? &lt;BR&gt; <html:br/>
+Or Ask Jeeves: <html:br/>
+&lt;A HREF="http://www.ask.com/AskJeeves.asp?ask=WHAT%20IS%20A%20&lt;personf/&gt;"&gt;<html:br/>
+What is a &lt;person/&gt;?<html:br/>
+&lt;/A&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/template&gt;<html:br/>
+&lt;/category&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The search strings formatted for the Webster Dictionary and for<html:br/>
+the Ask.com search engine utilize &lt;personf/&gt;.  The effect is the<html:br/>
+same as &lt;person/&gt;, but the formatting inserts an escaped "%20" in<html:br/>
+places of the spaces returned by &lt;person/&gt;.  These escape sequences<html:br/>
+permit the HTTP GET methods to transmit multiple-word queries.   <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LT SRAI GT TAG</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The recursive function &lt;srai&gt; stands for<html:br/>
+"Stimulus-Response artificial intelligence" and means<html:br/>
+that the text between the tags should be sent recursively<html:br/>
+to the pattern matcher and the result interpreted.<html:br/>
+The resulting text replaces the original text in the markup.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;srai&gt; X &lt;/srai&gt;  calls the pattern matcher recursively on X.<html:br/>
+&lt;sr/&gt;             recursive call to chat robot<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;sr/&gt; abbreviates &lt;srai&gt; &lt;star/&gt; &lt;/srai&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Note: what happens if X contains AIML markup?  Does the interpreter<html:br/>
+do "lazy evaluation"?  Look at the source code and examine the<html:br/>
+method pfkh(), the Program Formerly Known as "Hello".<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LT TOPIC GT TAG</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+1. &lt;topic&gt; allows ALICE to prefer responses that deal with the <html:br/>
+topic currently being discussed. This creates topical <html:br/>
+conversation, yet still has the ability to move from one subject <html:br/>
+to another.<html:br/>
+2. &lt;topic&gt; allows ALICE to have duplicate patterns in different <html:br/>
+contexts (topics) allowing ALICE to have different responses to <html:br/>
+the same input patterns depending on the topic. For example, <html:br/>
+"overriding" the " * " pattern for different topics. (I'll give <html:br/>
+an example with this.)<html:br/>
+3. As always, you can still use the &lt;get name="topic"/&gt; tag to refer to <html:br/>
+the topic in your output statements (templates).<html:br/>
+4. As always, you can add topics on top of all your existing AIML <html:br/>
+to keep your bot's current personality.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RESPONDER INTERFACE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+Developed to meet the needs of multiple ALICE<html:br/>
+application scenarios, the Responder interface<html:br/>
+simplifies the code in class Classifier for<html:br/>
+natural language queries.  The Responder defines<html:br/>
+an interface with four members:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+pre_process() : runs any initialization first.<html:br/>
+log() : tells how to log the conversation.<html:br/>
+append() : how to append response lines together.<html:br/>
+post_process() : runs after response loop finishes.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The method Classifier.multiline_response() calls<html:br/>
+all of the Responder methods.  See the next<html:br/>
+question ("What is the low-level interface?")<html:br/>
+for more information about multiline_response().  <html:br/>
+At least five classes implement the Responder<html:br/>
+interface:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+GUIResponder: the program B GUI uses this.<html:br/>
+HTMLResponder: a class for Web Server HTML replies.<html:br/>
+RobotResponder: this class used by RobotCommunicator<html:br/>
+CustomResponder: a template for more Responder classes.<html:br/>
+AppletResponder: the Applet code uses this class.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+These classes all handle special circumstances<html:br/>
+for the various Responder types: for example,<html:br/>
+HTMLResponder appends the client input to each<html:br/>
+response; GUIResponder does not.   AppletResponder<html:br/>
+logs the dialogue through a network URL connection;<html:br/>
+all other classes write to a local file.  RobotResponder,<html:br/>
+used by the Kid interface, suppresses all the HTML<html:br/>
+from robot replies; while HTMLResponder passes<html:br/>
+them through.  HTMLResponder also runs the optional<html:br/>
+Animagent class to create the MS Agent VB Script.<html:br/>
+Text-based Responder classes wrap the text; HTMLResponder<html:br/>
+need not wrap because the browser handles text formatting.<html:br/>
+The Responder interface addresses this wide variety of needs.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY BEHIND ALICE</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,<html:br/>
+no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic<html:br/>
+algorithms, and no parsing.  Then I discovered there was a theory<html:br/>
+circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that<html:br/>
+maps well onto the ALICE algorithm.  Another term, borrowed from<html:br/>
+pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification."  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML.  The algorithm finds<html:br/>
+best-matching pattern for each input.  The category ties the<html:br/>
+response template directly to the stimulus pattern.  ALICE is<html:br/>
+conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA <html:br/>
+chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the<html:br/>
+tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or<html:br/>
+"stimulus-response" robotics.  Mobile robots work best, fastest and<html:br/>
+demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory <html:br/>
+inputs directly control the motor reactions.  Higher-level symbolic<html:br/>
+processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process <html:br/>
+too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control<html:br/>
+computers.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS XML</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+David Bacon pronounces it "Eggsmell".  XML is the Extensible<html:br/>
+Markup Language.  Like many "standards" in computer science, XML<html:br/>
+is a moving target.  In the simplest terms, XML is just a generalized<html:br/>
+version of HTML.  Anyone is free to define new XML tags, which<html:br/>
+look like HTML tags, and assign to them any meaning, within a context.<html:br/>
+AIML is an example of using the XML standard to define a specialized<html:br/>
+language for artificial intelligence.  <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+One reason to use an XML language is that there are numerous tools<html:br/>
+to edit and manipulate XML format files.  Another reason is that an<html:br/>
+XML language is easy for people to learn, if they are already<html:br/>
+familiar with HTML.  Third, AIML programs contain a mixture of<html:br/>
+AIML and HTML (and in principle other XML languages), a considerable <html:br/>
+convenience for programming web chat robots.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+A good resource for information on XML is www.oasis-open.org.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES THE LT TOPIC GT TAG APPEAR</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+  Topic tags are placed around one or more categories.  (Usually <html:br/>
+many.)  The categories (with each respective "pattern", "that", <html:br/>
+and "template") within a set of &lt;topic&gt; &lt;/topic&gt; tags would be <html:br/>
+associated with the defined topic. The name of the topic would be <html:br/>
+given by a "name" property in the beginning topic tag. Here would <html:br/>
+be the full AIML format with topic:<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;alice&gt; <html:br/>
+ <html:br/>
+ &lt;topic name="THE TOPIC"&gt; <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+  &lt;category&gt; <html:br/>
+   &lt;pattern&gt; phrase &lt;/pattern&gt; <html:br/>
+   &lt;that&gt; phrase &lt;/that&gt; <html:br/>
+   &lt;template&gt; phrase &lt;/template&gt; <html:br/>
+  &lt;/category&gt; <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ &lt;/topic&gt; <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+&lt;/alice&gt;<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE BOTMASTER</pattern><template>
+<html:br/>
+The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs<html:br/>
+program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's<html:br/>
+graphical user interface (GUI).
+</template>
+</category>
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-errors.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-errors.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e0a32ba
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-errors.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INVALIDURL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry that was an invalid U R L you gave me.  Please try again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-geography.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-geography.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..69c7cdc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-geography.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,3282 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<!-- This file contains geographical information. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABAKAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Abakan is a town in East Siberia.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Abakan is a town.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Abakan is in East Siberia.</li>
+<li>Abakan is a town in East Siberia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABERDEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Aberdeen is a city on the east coast of Scotland in the region of Grampian.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Aberdeen is a city.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Aberdeen is on the east coast of Scotland in the region of Grampian.</li>
+<li>Aberdeen is a city on the east coast of Scotland in the region of Grampian.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ABERFAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Aberfan is a town in Wales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACADIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Acadia is the old name of Nova Scotia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACAPULCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Acapulco is a city on the Pacific coast of Mexico.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ACCRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Accra is the capital of Ghana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADDIS ABABA</pattern>
+<template>
+Addis Ababa is the capital of Ethiopia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADELAIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+ADELAIDE is a city in southern Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADELIE LAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Adelie land is a French owned part of Antarctica.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Aden is a country in south west Arabia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ADRIATIC SEA</pattern>
+<template>
+The Adriatic sea is the Mediterranean sea between Italy and the Balkans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AFGHANISTAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Afghanistan is a republic in south west Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AFRICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Africa is a large continent.</li>
+<li>A continent of the eastern hemisphere South of the Mediterranean &amp; adjoining Asia on
+NE.</li>
+<li>Africa is the second largest continent, situated in the Eastern Hemisphere, south of Europe. It
+is 11,677,000 square miles.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AFRIKAANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Afrikaans is a language used in the republic of south Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGINCOURT</pattern>
+<template>
+Agincourt is a village in north west France where Henry V defeated the french army in 1415.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AGRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Agra is a town in Uttar Pradesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AJANTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ajanta is a village in south central India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALABAMA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Alabama is a southern state between Mississippi and Georgia.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Alabama is between Mississippi and Georgia.</li>
+<li>Alabama is a southern state between Mississippi and Georgia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALAMEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Alamein is a place in north east Egypt where axis forces were defeated in 1942 by the allies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALAMO</pattern>
+<template>
+ALAMO is in San Antonio, Texas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALASKA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Alaska is in the northwest corner of North America, between Russia and Canada.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Alaska is in the northwest corner of North America, between Russia and Canada.</li>
+<li>Alaska is in the northwest corner of North America, between Russia and Canada.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALBANIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Albania is a country, bordering Greece and the former Yugoslavia.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Albania is Tirana.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Albania is on the Adriatic sea, bordering Greece and the former Yugoslavia.</li>
+<li>Albania is on the Adriatic sea, bordering Greece and the former Yugoslavia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALBERTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Alberta is the western prairie province of Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALBUQUERQUE</pattern>
+<template>
+ALBUQUERQUE is a city in New Mexico.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALDERSHOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Aldershot is a town in Hampshire and home of the British army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALETTSCH</pattern>
+<template>
+The Alettsch is a 10 mile long glacier in the Alps.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALEXANDRIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Alexandria is a city and seaport of Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALGERIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Algeria is a republic in North Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALGIERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Algiers is the capital of Algeria.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ALTAI</pattern>
+<template>
+The Altai is a mountain range in west Siberia and Mongolia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMAZON</pattern>
+<template>
+The Amazon is a major river in South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+America is a large continent in the western hemisphere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AMSTERDAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Amsterdam is a city in Holland.  Neither the capital nor the largest city, Amsterdam is the best
+known city in the Netherlands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANDHRA PRADESH</pattern>
+<template>
+Andhra pradesh is a state in East India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANGOLA</pattern>
+<template>
+Angola is a country in West Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANHUI</pattern>
+<template>
+Anhui is a province in East China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANKARA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ankara is the capital of Turkey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ANTARCTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The antarctic is the south polar continent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARABIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Arabia is a country in South West Asia comprised of independent states.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARCTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The Arctic is the north polar region.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARCTIC OCEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The Arctic Ocean is the sea north of Europe, America and Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARDECHE</pattern>
+<template>
+The Ardeche is a river in south east France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARGENTINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Argentina is a country in South America.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Buenos Aries.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Argentina is a country in South America.</li>
+<li>Argentina is a country in South America.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARIZONA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Arizona is a state in USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Arizona is in the south western United States, bordering California, Nevada, Utah and New Mexico.</li>
+<li>Arizona is in the south western United States, bordering California, Nevada, Utah and New Mexico.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARKANSAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Arkansas is a state in USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Arkansas is on the west bank of the Missisipi river.</li>
+<li>Arkansas is a southern State on the west bank of the Missisipi river.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARMENIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Armenia is a republic in East Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ARUBA</pattern>
+<template>
+ARUBA is an island in the Netherlands Antilles, near South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASCOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ascot is a town in Berkshire.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Asia is the largest continent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ASSYRIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Is it Babylon?</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>???.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ATHENS</pattern>
+<template>
+Athens is the capital city of Greece.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ATLANTIC OCEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The Atlantic Ocean is the sea to the west of Europe and east of America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ATLANTIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Atlantis may never have existed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AUCKLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Auckland is a city and seaport of New Zealand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AUSCHWITZ</pattern>
+<template>
+Is a city in S Poland with a population of 45,000. In World War II, it was the site of a Nazi
+concentration camp notorious as an extermination center.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AUSTIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Austin is a city in Texas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AUSTRALASIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Australasia is the countries of Australia, New Zealand etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AUSTRALIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Australia is a large island-continent in the southern hemishphere.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Australia is Sydney, I think.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Australia is a large island-continent in the southern hemishphere.</li>
+<li>Australia is a large island-continent in the southern hemishphere.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE AUSTRIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Austria is a country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Austria is Vienna.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Austria is in Central Europe.</li>
+<li>Austria is a republic in Central Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAGHDAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Baghdad is the capital city of Iraq.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BAHRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bahrain is a country composed of a group of islands in the Arabian gulf.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANGKOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Bangkok is the capital city of Thailand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BANGLADESH</pattern>
+<template>
+BANGLADESH is part of the Indian subcontinent, on the eastern side.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BARCELONA</pattern>
+<template>
+Barcelona is a city and sea port in Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bath is a city in England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELARUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Belarus is Minsk.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>???.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELFAST</pattern>
+<template>
+Belfast is the capital of Northern Ireland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELGIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+A kingdom in W. Europe, on the North Sea, its independence was established in 1831. It is
+11,792 square miles with a population of 9,868,000.
+Belgium is a country in western Europe, between France, Germany and Holland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BELGRADE</pattern>
+<template>
+Belgrade is the capital of Yugoslavia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BENGAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Bengal is a province in India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BENIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Benin is a province in west Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BERGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bergen is a seaport and city in Norway.
+BERGEN is a city in Germany and also in Norway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BERING SEA</pattern>
+<template>
+The bering sea is the northern part of the Pacific Ocean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BERKELEY</pattern>
+<template>
+BERKELEY is in northern California, across the bay from San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BERKSHIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Berkshire is a county of southern England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BERLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Berlin is a large city in Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BETHLEHEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Bethlehem, Pennsylvania is located in the northeastern area of the state, about 90 miles from
+Philadelphia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BHUTAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Bhutan is a state in India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BILBAO</pattern>
+<template>
+BILBAO is a city on the north coast of Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BIRMINGHAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Birmingham is a city in the English midlands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BLOIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Blois is a city in France on the right bank of the loire river.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOGOTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Bogota is the capital of Columbia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOHEMIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Bohemia is the western area of Czechoslovakia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOLIVIA</pattern>
+<template>
+BOLIVIA is a land-locked country in South America,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOMBAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Bombay is a city and seaport in India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BORNEO</pattern>
+<template>
+BORNEO is an island in Asia, divided between Maylasia and Indonesia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOSNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Bosnia is a country in south east Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BOSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Boston is the capital of Massachusetts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRAZIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Brazil is a country in South America.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">I think the capital of Brazil is called "Brasilia".</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Brazil is in South America.</li>
+<li>Brazil is the largest country in South America.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRENNER PASS</pattern>
+<template>
+The brenner pass is the lowest pass over the Alps.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRISBANE</pattern>
+<template>
+Brisbane is the capital of Queensland in Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRISTOL</pattern>
+<template>
+BRISTOL is a city on the west coast of England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRITAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Britain is the collective name for England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BRUSSELS</pattern>
+<template>
+Brussels is a city in Belgium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUCHAREST</pattern>
+<template>
+Bucharest is the capital of Romania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BUDAPEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Budapest is the capital city of Hungary.
+BUDAPEST is a city in Hungary, on the Danube river.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BULGARIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">A country in SE Europe, on the Black Sea.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Bulgaria is Sofia.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">In SE Europe, on the Black Sea.</li>
+<li>A country in SE Europe, on the Black Sea. It was founded in the 7th century and under Turkish
+control from the late 14th century until independence in 1908. It is 42,823 square miles with a
+population of 8,990,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BURGUNDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Burgundy is a region in east France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BURMA</pattern>
+<template>
+Burma is a country in asia south of Tibet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE BURUNDI</pattern>
+<template>
+Burundi is a country in east Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CADIZ</pattern>
+<template>
+Cadiz is a city and seaport in Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAIRO</pattern>
+<template>
+Cairo is the capital city of Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALAIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Calais is a seaport in France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALCUTTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Calcutta is a city in India in the province of Bengal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALGARY</pattern>
+<template>
+Calgary is a city in Alberta, Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">California is a state of the SW U.S., on the Pacific coast. It was admitted in 1850.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of California is Sacramento.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">California is a state in the western USA.</li>
+<li>California is a state in the west USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMBODIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cambodia is a country in the far east.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMBRIDGE</pattern>
+<template>
+CAMBRIDGE is a city in Massachusetts, also in England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMBRIDGESHIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cambridgeshire is a county in east England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAMEROON</pattern>
+<template>
+Cameroon is a country in west Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<think><set name="it">Canada</set></think>
+<li name="search" value="what">Canada is a large nation.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Ottawa.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Canada is on the North American continent.</li>
+<li>Canada is a large nation occupying much of the North American continent.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANBERRA</pattern>
+<template>
+CANBERRA is a city in Australia, between Sydney and Melbourne.
+Canberra is a territory in Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CANTON</pattern>
+<template>
+A canton is a territorial division of Switzerland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAPE TOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+Cape town is a city and seaport in South Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAPE VERDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cape Verde is a group of 14 volcanic islands in the Atlantic Ocean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARACAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Caracas is the capital of Venezuela.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARIBBEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The caribbean is the sea north of South America and east of Central America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CARTHAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+CARTHAGE is the ancient name for Tunisia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CAYENNE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cayenne is the capital of French Guiana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CENTRAL AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Central america is the isthmus connecting North and South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CEUTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ceuta is a coastal town in morocco but owned by Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHAMPAGNE</pattern>
+<template>
+Champagne is a region of France famed for its sparkling wine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHARLOTTE</pattern>
+<template>
+CHARLOTTE is in North Carolina.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHESHIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cheshire is a county in north west England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHICAGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Chicago is a large city in Illinois on Lake Michigan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHILE</pattern>
+<template>
+Chile is a country in west South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">China is a country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Some people call it "Beijing", others "Peking".</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">China is in east Asia.</li>
+<li>China is a country in east Asia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CHINA SEA</pattern>
+<template>
+The China Sea is a western division of the Pacific Ocean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CINCINNATI</pattern>
+<template>
+CINCINNATI is a large city in Ohio.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLOMBIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Colombia is a country in South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLOMBO</pattern>
+<template>
+Colombo is the capital city of Sri Lanka.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLORADO</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Colorado is a state of the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Isn't it Denvner?</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Colorado is in west central USA.</li>
+<li>Colorado is a west central state of the USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COLUMBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+COLUMBUS is a city in Ohio.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONGO</pattern>
+<template>
+The congo is a republic in west central Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONNECTICUT</pattern>
+<template>
+CONNECTICUT is a New England state between New York, Massaschusetts and Rhode Island.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CONSTANTINOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Constantinople is the former name of Istanbul.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COOK STRAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+The Cook Strait is the water separating north and south New Zealand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COPENHAGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Is the capital of Denmark. Seaport on the east coast of Zealand. Its population is 633,00.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CORNWALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Cornwall is a county in south west England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CORONA</pattern>
+<template>
+CORONA is a suburb of Los Angeles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE COSTA RICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Costa rica is a republic in Central America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRETE</pattern>
+<template>
+Crete is the largest Greek island.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CRIMEA</pattern>
+<template>
+The crimea is the north peninsular region of the Ukraine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CROATIA</pattern>
+<template>
+CROATIA is part of the former Yugoslavia, also bordering on Hungary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CUBA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cuba is a large island in the Caribbean off the south coast of Florida.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CUMBRIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cumbria is a county in north west England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CUPERTINO</pattern>
+<template>
+CUPERTINO is in Silicon Valley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE CZECHOSLOVAKIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Czechoslovakia is a land locked country in east central europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAKAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Dakar is the capital of Senegal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+DALLAS is a large city in Texas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAMASCUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Damascus is the capital of Syria.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DANUBE</pattern>
+<template>
+The danube is the 2nd longest river in Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DAR ES SALAAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Dar es Salaam is the capital of Tanzania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DARWIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Darwin is the capital of the northern territory in Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEAD SEA</pattern>
+<template>
+The dead sea is a large lake partly in Israel and partly in Jordan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEATH VALLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Death valley is a 140 mile long depression in south east California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DELAWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Delaware is a state in north east USA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DELHI</pattern>
+<template>
+DELHI is a large city in India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DENMARK</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">A country in Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Copenhagen.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Denmark is in western Europe, between Germany and Norway.</li>
+<li>A country in Europe, occuping most of the peninsula of Jutland and several nearby islands in the
+North and Baltic seas. It is 16,632 square miles with a population of 5,124,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DENVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Denver is a city in Colorado.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DERBYSHIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Derbyshire is a county in north central england.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DEVON</pattern>
+<template>
+Devon is a county in south west England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DHAKA</pattern>
+<template>
+Dhaka is the capital of Bangladesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DJIBOUTI</pattern>
+<template>
+Djibouti is a republic in Arabia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Doha is the capital of Qatar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The dominican republic is a country in the east of the Island Hispaniola.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DON</pattern>
+<template>
+The don is a river in Russia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DORDOGNE</pattern>
+<template>
+The dordogne is a river in south west France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DORSET</pattern>
+<template>
+Dorset is a county in south west England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DOUGLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Douglas is the capital of the Isle of Man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DRESDEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Dresden is a city in Germany, it was razed to the ground by allied bombing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DUNKIRK</pattern>
+<template>
+Dunkirk is a town and port in north France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DURBAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Durban is the principle seaport of Natal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DURHAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Durham is a county in north east England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DUSSELDORF</pattern>
+<template>
+DUSSELDORF is a large city in western Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE DYFED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dyfed is a county in South West Wales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EAST ANGLIA</pattern>
+<template>
+East anglia is a region in east England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EAST SUSSEX</pattern>
+<template>
+East sussex is a county in south east England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ECUADOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ecuador is a republic in south America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EDINBURGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Edinburgh is the capital of Scotland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EDMONTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Edmonton is the capital of Alberta.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EGYPT</pattern>
+<template>
+EGYPT is a country in north east Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EL SALVADOR</pattern>
+<template>
+El salvador is a republic in central America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">England is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">London.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">England is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.</li>
+<li>England is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ENTEBBE</pattern>
+<template>
+Entebbe is a town in Uganda.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EQUATORIAL GUINEA</pattern>
+<template>
+Equatorial guinea is a republic in west central Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ERITREA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eritrea is a province in north Ethiopia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ESSEX</pattern>
+<template>
+Essex is a county in south east England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ESTONIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Estonia is a country in east Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETHIOPIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ethiopia is a country in north east Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ETNA</pattern>
+<template>
+Etna is a volcano on the east coast of Sicily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Europe is a continent west of the ural mountains and east of the Atlantic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FIJI</pattern>
+<template>
+Fiji is a group of 322 islands in the south west Pacific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FINLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">A country in N Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Finland is Helsinki.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Finland is in eastern europe, bordering Sweden and Russia.</li>
+<li>A country in N Europe, northeast of the Baltic Sea. It is 130,119 square miles with a population 5,099,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLORENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Florence is the capital of Tuscany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FLORIDA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Florida is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Florida is Tallahassee.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Florida is in the southeast United States, extending on a large peninsula.</li>
+<li>Florida is a state in the south eastern corner of the USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">France is a republic in west Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Paris.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">France is a country in western Europe, bordering Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, and Belgium.</li>
+<li>France is a republic in west Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRANKFURT</pattern>
+<template>
+FRANKFURT is a large city in western Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FREETOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Freetown is the capital of Sierra Leone.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Freetown is the capital of Sierra Leone.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Freetown is in Sierra Leone.</li>
+<li>France is a republic in west Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRENCH GUIANA</pattern>
+<template>
+French guiana is a country on the north coast of South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRENCH POLYNESIA</pattern>
+<template>
+French polynesia is a territory in the South Pacific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE FRESNO</pattern>
+<template>
+Fresno is a small city in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GAMBIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Gambia is a country in west africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GANSU</pattern>
+<template>
+Gansu is a province of north west china.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GENEVA</pattern>
+<template>
+Geneva is a town in switzerland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GEORGIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Georgia is a southern state in the USA.
+Georgia is a country in east europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">I would say it is Atlanta.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">The state, on the Atlantic ocean, north of Florida. The country in east europe</li>
+<li>Georgia is a southern state, on the Atlantic ocean, north of Florida.
+Georgia is a country in east europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Germany is a country in central europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Berlin.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Germany is in central europe.</li>
+<li>Germany is a country in central europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GHANA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ghana is a country in west africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOBI</pattern>
+<template>
+The gobi is a desert partly in china and mongolia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GOTEBORG</pattern>
+<template>
+Goteborg is a port and industrial city in west sweden.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRAMPIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Grampian is a region of scotland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GRAND CANYON</pattern>
+<template>
+The grand canyon is a vast gorge in arizona.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GREECE</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Greece is a country and island group.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Athens.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Greece is a country and island group in south east europe.</li>
+<li>A country in the South Balkan Peninsula, including many islands in the Aegean, Ionian, and
+Mediterranean seas. It is 50,949 square miles with a population of 9,900,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GREENLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Greenland is the world's largest island.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUADALCANAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Guadalcanal is the largest of the solomon islands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Guam is the largest of the mariana islands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUANGDONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Guangdong is a province in south china.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUANGXI</pattern>
+<template>
+Guangxi is a region in south china.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUANGZHOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Guangzhou is the capital of guangdong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUATEMALA</pattern>
+<template>
+Guatamala is a country in central America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUATEMALA CITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Guatemala city is the capital of guatemala.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUINEA</pattern>
+<template>
+Guinea is a republic in west africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUINEA BISSAU</pattern>
+<template>
+Guinea bissau is a republic in west africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUJARAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Gujarat is a state in west india.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GUYANA</pattern>
+<template>
+Guyana is a republic in south america.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GWENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Gwent is a county in south wales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE GWYNEDD</pattern>
+<template>
+Gwynedd is a county in north west wales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAIFA</pattern>
+<template>
+Haifa is a port in north east Israel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAITI</pattern>
+<template>
+Haiti is a republic in the west of the island of Hispaniola.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HALIFAX</pattern>
+<template>
+Halifax is the capital of Nova Scotia in Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAMBURG</pattern>
+<template>
+HAMBURG is a large city in western Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAMILTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Hamilton is the capital of Bermuda.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAMPSHIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hampshire is a county in south England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HANOI</pattern>
+<template>
+Hanoi is the capital of Vietnam.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HARARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Harare is the capital of Zimbabwe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HARYANA</pattern>
+<template>
+Haryana is a state in north west India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HASTINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Hastings is a sea town in Sussex.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAVANA</pattern>
+<template>
+Havana is the capital of Cuba.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HAWAII</pattern>
+<template>
+Hawaii is a group of islands in the pacific and a state of the USA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEBEI</pattern>
+<template>
+Hebei is a province in north China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEBRIDES</pattern>
+<template>
+The hebrides is a group of 500 islands west of Scotland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEFEI</pattern>
+<template>
+Hefei is the capital of Anhui.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HEILONGJIANG</pattern>
+<template>
+Heilongjiang is a province in north east China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HENAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Henan is a province in East China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HIMACHAL PRADESH</pattern>
+<template>
+Himachal Pradesh is a state in north West India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOBART</pattern>
+<template>
+Hobart is the capital of Tasmania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOKKAIDO</pattern>
+<template>
+Hokkaido is the most northern of the main Japanese islands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOLLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Holland is a country in western Europe, next to Germany and Belgium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOLLYWOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Hollywood is a small part of Los Angeles, California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONDURAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Honduras is a republic in Central America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONG KONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Hong Kong is a city in China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONIARA</pattern>
+<template>
+Honiara is the capital of the Solomon Islands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONOLULU</pattern>
+<template>
+Honolulu is the capital of Hawaii.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HONSHU</pattern>
+<template>
+Honshu is the principal Japanese island.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HOUSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Houston is a city in Texas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUBEI</pattern>
+<template>
+Hubei is a province in Central China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HULL</pattern>
+<template>
+HULL is a town in England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUMBERSIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Humberside is a county in north east England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUNAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Hunan is a province in South China.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HUNGARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Hungary is a country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Hungary is Budapest.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Hungary is in central Europe.</li>
+<li>Hungary is a country in central Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE HYDERABAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Hyderabad is the capital of Andhra Pradesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ICELAND</pattern>
+<template>
+An island nation in the North Atlantic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IDAHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Idaho is in the western United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ILLINOIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Illinos is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Springfield is the capital of Illinois.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Illinos is in the midwestern United States.</li>
+<li>Illinos is in the midwestern United States.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INDIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">A country in central and South India.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">New Delhi is the capital of India.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">A region in South Asia, south of the Himalayas, including a large peninsula
+ between the Arabian Sea and the Bay of Bengal.</li>
+<li>A region in South Asia, south of the Himalayas, including a large peninsula between the Arabian
+Sea and the Bay of Bengal. It contains India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, and Bhutan. A republic
+in central and South India, established by Act of British Parliament in 1947, became a republic in
+1950. It is a member of the Commonwealth. It is 1,269,000 square miles with a population of
+783,940,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INDIANA</pattern>
+<template>
+Indiana is in the midwestern United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INDIANAPOLIS</pattern>
+<template>
+INDIANAPOLIS is a large city in Indiana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE INDONESIA</pattern>
+<template>
+INDONESIA is an island nation in southeast Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IOWA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Iowa is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Des Moines, Iowa.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Iowa is in the midwest, between the Mississipi and Missouri rivers.</li>
+<li>Iowa is in the midwest, between the Mississipi and Missouri rivers.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IRAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Iran is a nation in southern Asia.  <set name="it"><set name="topic">Iran</set></set> is the site of
+ancient Persia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IRAQ</pattern>
+<template>
+IRAQ is in the middle east, on the Persian Gulf.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IRELAND</pattern>
+<template>
+An island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. It is 32,595 square miles. Republic
+comprising the South rovinces of this island and three counties of Ulster prvince, established as a
+republic in 1922, it was a member of the Commonwealth until 1949. It is 27,136 square miles
+with a population of 3,624,000. Its capital is Dublin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ISRAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Israel is a small middle eastern country between Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ISTANBUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Istanbul is a city in Turkey, formerly Constantinople.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ITALY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Italy is a country in Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Roma.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Italy is in the southern part of Europe.</li>
+<li>Italy is in the southern part of Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE JAPAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Japan is an island nation on the eastern side of Asia.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Tokyo.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Japan is on the eastern side of Asia.</li>
+<li>Japan is an island nation on the eastern side of Asia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KALAMAZOO</pattern>
+<template>
+KALAMAZOO is a city in Michigan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KANSAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Kansas is a state in the United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Kansas is Kansas City.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Kansas is in the midwestern United States.</li>
+<li>Kansas is in the midwestern United States.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KASHMIR</pattern>
+<template>
+KASHMIR is a disputed area between India and Pakistan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KENTUCKY</pattern>
+<template>
+KENTUCKY is on the south bank of the Ohio river.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KENYA</pattern>
+<template>
+KENYA is a country in central Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KOREA</pattern>
+<template>
+KOREA is a peninsula on the eastern edge of the Asian continent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KOSOVO</pattern>
+<template>
+Kosovo is a country in the Balkans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE KUWAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+KUWAIT is a small nation on the Persian gulf.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LA</pattern>
+<template>
+LA is a large city in southern California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LAS VEGAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Las Vegas is in Nevada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LICHTENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+LICHTENSTEIN is a tiny country in central Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LINCOLN</pattern>
+<template>
+Lincoln is a city in Nebraska.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LISBON</pattern>
+<template>
+Lisbon is a city in Portugal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LONDON</pattern>
+<template>
+London is a city in England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE LOS ANGELES</pattern>
+<template>
+Los Angeles is a city in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MACEDONIA</pattern>
+<template>
+MACEDONIA is a small nation between Greece and Serbia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MADRAS</pattern>
+<template>
+MADRAS is a city in India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MADRID</pattern>
+<template>
+Madrid is a city in Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MAINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Maine is a state of the United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Maine is Augusta.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Maine is in the northeastern corner of the United States, bordering Canada.</li>
+<li>Maine is in the northeastern corner of the United States, bordering Canada.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MALAYSIA</pattern>
+<template>
+MALAYSIA is an island in southeast Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MALTA</pattern>
+<template>
+MALTA is an island in the Mediterranian sea, south of Sicily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MANHATTAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Manhattan is the island center of New York City.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MANILA</pattern>
+<template>
+Manila is a city in the Phillipines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MARTINIQUE</pattern>
+<template>
+MARTINIQUE is in the Caribbean, part of the Leeward and Windward Island chain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MARYLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Maryland is a state, between Delaware and Virginia.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Baltimore.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Maryland is between Delaware and Virginia.</li>
+<li>Maryland is an east coast state, between Delaware and Virginia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MASSACHUSETTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Massaschusetts is a state.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Massaschusetts is Boston.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>???.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MELBOURNE</pattern>
+<template>
+A seaport in SE Australia. It is the capital of Victoria with a population of 2,864,000. Also a city
+in East Florida with a population of 60,000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MEXICO</pattern>
+<template>
+A country in North America, south of the U.S. It is 756,198 square miles with a population of
+66,846,000. Its capital is Mexico City.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MIAMI</pattern>
+<template>
+Miama is a large city in Florida, on the south Atlantic coast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MICHIGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Michigan is a state of the United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The city is called Lansing, Michigan.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">MICHIGAN is a midwestern state on the Great Lakes.</li>
+<li>MICHIGAN is a midwestern state on the Great Lakes.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MICRONESIA</pattern>
+<template>
+MICRONESIA is a collection of islands in the Pacific ocean.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MINNESOTA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Minnesota is a state of the United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Minnesota is St. Paul.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Minnesota is on the northern border of the United States, between Wisconsin and North Dakota.</li>
+<li>Minnesota is on the northern border of the United States, between Wisconsin and North Dakota.</li>
+</condition>
+
+Minnesota is on the northern border of the United States, between Wisconsin and North Dakota.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MISSISSIPPI</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Mississippi is a state of the United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Jackson is the capital of Mississippi.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Mississippi is in the southern United States.</li>
+<li>Mississippi is in the southern United States.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONGOLIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Mongolia is country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Mongolia is Ulan Bator.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Mongolia is in central Asia between Russian Siberia and China.</li>
+<li>Mongolia is in central Asia between Russian Siberia and China.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONTANA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Montana is state in the USA..</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Helena.  That is a hard one.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Montana is in the northwest United States between the Dakotas and Idaho.</li>
+<li>Montana is in the northwest United States between the Dakotas and Idaho.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MONTREAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Montreal is a city in Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOROCCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Morocco is a nation in northwest Africa, close to Spain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE MOSCOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Moscow is a city in Russia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NAIROBI</pattern>
+<template>
+Nairobi is a city in Kenya.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEBRASKA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Nebraska is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Nebraska is on the west bank of the Missouri river, between South Dakota and Kansas.</li>
+<li>Nebraska is on the west bank of the Missouri river, between South Dakota and Kansas.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEPAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Nepal is a mountainous nation in southern Asia, between India and Tibet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NETHERLANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE THE NETHERLANDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE NETHERLANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The Hague.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>???.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEVADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Nevada is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Carson City, Nevada.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>Nevada is a state in the USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEW JERSEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">New Jersey is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Trenton.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>New Jersey is a state in the USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEW ORLEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+New Orleans is a city in Louisiana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEW YORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">New York is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of New York is Albany.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">New York is located in the Northeastern United States.</li>
+<li>New York is located in the Northeastern United States.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">New York City is the largest city in New York.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">It does not have a capital.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">New York City is in New York state.</li>
+<li>New York City is the largest city in New York.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NEWARK</pattern>
+<template>
+Newark is city in New Jersey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NORFOLK</pattern>
+<template>
+Norfolk is a city in Virgina.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+North America occupies the northern most of the norther hemisphere of the Earth, from the
+Bering Strait to Labrador.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NORTH DAKOTA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">North Dakota is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>North Dakota is a state in the USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE NORWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Norway is a country in northern europe, bordering Sweden.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Norway is Oslo.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Norway is a country bordering Sweden.</li>
+<li>A country in Northern Europe, occupying the west and north pars of the Scandinavian Peninsula.
+It is 125,064 square miles with a population of 4,165,000. Its capital is Oslo.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OHIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Ohio is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Ohio is Columbus.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Ohio is in the midwest United States, between Pennsylvania and Indiana.</li>
+<li>Ohio is in the midwest United States, between Pennsylvania and Indiana.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OKLAHOMA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Oklahoma is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Oklahoma is in the midwestern United States.</li>
+<li>Oklahoma is in the midwestern United States.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OMAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Omaha is a city in Nebraska.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ONTARIO</pattern>
+<template>
+Ontario is a province of Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OREGON</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Oregon is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Salem, Oregon.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>???.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OSLO</pattern>
+<template>
+The capital of Norway. It's a seaport on an inlet of the Skagerrak. It has a population of 447,000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OXFORD</pattern>
+<template>
+Oxford is a University in England.  It is also a small town in Maine and many other U. S. states.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE OXNARD</pattern>
+<template>
+Oxnard is a city in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PAKISTAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Pakistan is country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">It is called Islamabad.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Pakistan is part of the Indian subcontinent, bordering India and Afghanistan.</li>
+<li>Pakistan is part of the Indian subcontinent, bordering India and Afghanistan.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PALESTINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Palestine is the old name for Israel, or the new name for the state inside Israel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PANAMA</pattern>
+<template>
+Panama is on the isthmus between North and South America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The capital of France, a large city in western Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PENNSYLVANIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Pennsylvania is one of the 13 original United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Pennsylvania is Harrisburg.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Mid Atlantic state in the NE U.S.</li>
+<li>Mid Atlantic state in the NE U.S. One of the 13 original States. It is 45,333 square miles with
+a population of 11,882,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Perth is a city in western Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PERU</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Peru is a country in South America.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Lima is the capital of Peru.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">South America.</li>
+<li>Peru is a country in South America.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHILADELPHIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Philadelphia is a large city in southeast Pennsylvania, between New York and Washington, D. C.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PHOENIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The way words souend.</li>
+<li>The capital of Arizona, in the SC part, near the Salt River. It has a population of 983,000 with
+2,122,000 in the metro area.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PITTSBURGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Pittsburgh is a large city in western Pennsylvania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PITTSFIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+Pittsfield is a town in Massachusettes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Poland is a country in central Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Warsaw.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Poland is a country in central Europe, between Germany and Byelorussia.</li>
+<li>Poland is a country in central Europe, between Germany and Byelorussia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE PORTUGAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Portugal is a country in western Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Lisbon.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Portugal is on the Iberain penninsula.</li>
+<li>Portugal is a country in western Europe, on the Iberain penninsula.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RHODE ISLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Rhode Island is a state in the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Providence, Rhode Island.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>Rhode Island is a state in the USA.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RIO</pattern>
+<template>
+RIO is a large city in Brazil
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROMANIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Romania is a country in Eastern Europe, on the Black Sea, bordering Ukrania, Moldavia,
+Hungary, Serbia and Bulgaria.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROME</pattern>
+<template>
+Rome is a large city in Italy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RUSSIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Moscow.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">In east Europe and north Asia.</li>
+<li>Former empire in east Europe and north Asia, from 1547-1917, ruled by the czars. Its capital is
+St. Petersburg.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE RWANDA</pattern>
+<template>
+Rwanda is a country in Africa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SACRAMENTO</pattern>
+<template>
+Sacramento is a city in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SALEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Salem is a town in Massachusetts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SALT LAKE CITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Salt Lake City is a city in Utah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAN DIEGO</pattern>
+<template>
+San Diego is a city in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+San Francisco is a large metropolis on the west coast of North America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAN FRANCISCO LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+San Francisco is too expensive.  There are too many greedy people and too many homeless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAN JOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+San Jose is a city in California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SASKATOON</pattern>
+<template>
+Saskatoon is a city in Saskatchewan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SAUDIA ARABIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Saudia Arabia is a country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Riyadh.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>Saudia Arabia is a country.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SEATTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Seattle is a large city in Washington state, near Vancover Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SERBIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Serbia is the remaining territory of the former Yugoslavia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SHEFFIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+Sheffield is a town in England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SIAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Siam is another name for Thailand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SINGAPORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Singapore is a island nation-state at the tip of the Malay penninsula.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SOFIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Sofia is a city in Bulgaria.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SPAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Spain is country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Spain is Madrid.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Spain is on the Iberian penninsula in southwestern Europe.</li>
+<li>Spain is on the Iberian penninsula in southwestern Europe.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STOCKHOLM</pattern>
+<template>
+Stockholm is a large city in Sweden.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE STONEWALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Stonewall is a town in Mississippi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SUEZ</pattern>
+<template>
+Suez is a canal between the Mediterranian and the Red Sea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SWEDEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">A country in northern Europe.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital of Sweden is Stockholm.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Sweden is in northern europe, bordering Finland and Norway.</li>
+<li>A country in northern Europe, in the east part of the Scandinavian Peninsula. It is 173,620 square
+miles with a population of 8,320,000.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SWEDISH</pattern>
+<template>
+The North Germanic language of the Swedes. The people of Sweden.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SWITZERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Switzerland is a country in centrail Europe, bordering Italy, Austria and France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE SYDNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Sydney is a city in Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TAIWAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Taiwan is an island country in Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TENNESSEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Tennessee is in the southern United States..
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TEXAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Texas is a state of the United States.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Austin.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Texas is in the south central region of the United States.</li>
+<li>Texas is in the south central region of the United States.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THAILAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Thailand is in southeast Asia, between Burma and Cambodia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Mt. Everest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE LARGEST STATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Alaska is the largest state of the USA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE PHILIPPINES</pattern>
+<template>
+An island nation in the South Pacific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE POPULATION _ CHINA</pattern>
+<template>
+China has more than one billion people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE POPULATION _ MAINE</pattern>
+<template>
+About 1.4 million.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE POPULATION _ USA</pattern>
+<template>
+The United States has about 300 million people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE POPULATION _ WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+About 6 Billion people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The highest mountain on Earth is Mt. Everest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE THE UNITED STATES</pattern>
+<template>
+The United States is "the last superpower", a nation of 300 million spanning the North American
+continent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOKYO</pattern>
+<template>
+Tokyo is a city in Japan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TOLEDO</pattern>
+<template>
+Toledo is a city in Ohio.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TORONTO</pattern>
+<template>
+Toronto is a city in Canada.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TRINIDAD</pattern>
+<template>
+An island of the West Indies, off the NE coast of Venezuela. It is 1,864 square miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TROY</pattern>
+<template>
+Troy is a city in New York.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TURKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Turkey is country.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Ankara is the capital of Turkey.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Turkey is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.</li>
+<li>Turkey is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE TUSCALOOSA</pattern>
+<template>
+Tuscaloosa is in Alabama, last I heard.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE USA</pattern>
+<template>
+United States of America is in North America, between Canada and Mexico.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE UTAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Utah is in the western United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VERMONT</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Vermont is state of the USA.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Montpelier.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Vermont is in New England, between New York and New Hampshire, on the west bank of the Connecticut river.</li>
+<li>Vermont is in New England, between New York and New Hampshire, on the west bank of the Connecticut river.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VIETNAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Vietnam is in southeast Asia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE VIRGINIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Virginia is in the eastern United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WALES</pattern>
+<template>
+Wales is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WARSAW</pattern>
+<template>
+Warsaw is a large city in Poland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WASHINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Washington is a state in the northwest corner of the U.S.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE WYOMING</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">Wyoming is a state in the U.S.A.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">Cheyenne.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">Wyoming is a western U.S. state between Montana and Colorado.</li>
+<li>Wyoming is a western U.S. state between Montana and Colorado.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE YAKIMA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yakima is a city and a river in Washington.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ZIMBABWE</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">???.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">The capital is called Harare.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where">???.</li>
+<li>???.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ZURICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Zurich is a city in Switzerland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* BYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADIOS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADIOS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALOH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALOHA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYBODY HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AU REVOIR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BONJOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Does Bonjour mean hello or goodbye?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BONJOUR MEANS HELLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "bye"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY BY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>See you later <get name="name"/>.</li>
+<li>Goodbye <get name="name"/>.</li>
+<li>Until next time <get name="name"/>.</li>
+<li>Thanks for chatting, <get name="name"/>.</li>
+<li>See you later <get name="name"/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BYE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BYE BYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BYE BYE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BYEBYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BYEBYE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>C YA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Only a few phrases like YES and HELLO that clients teach me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHEERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CIAO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CIAO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CIAO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CIAO MEANS GOODBYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DISCONNECT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>END</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAREWELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAREWELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET LOST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO * YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+A simple "goodbye" will do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AWAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD BY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD BYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD BYE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD NITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODBY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODBYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODBYE</pattern>
+<that>DOES * MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE</that>
+<template>
+Some people use it for hello.<html:br/>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODBYE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOT TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOTTA GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOTTA GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREETINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HALO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HASTA LA VISTA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HASTA LUEGO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="name" value="UNKNOWN">What can I call you?</li>
+<li><srai>HELLO1</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO1</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Well hello there!</li>
+<li>Hi there!</li>
+<li>Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to <get name="name"/>.</li>
+<li>Hello there <get name="name"/>!</li>
+<li>Oh, hello again!</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO</pattern>
+<that>DOES BONJOUR MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE</that>
+<template>
+Bonjour, <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO</pattern>
+<that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that>
+<template>
+Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fine thank you, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLO THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI</pattern>
+<that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  <srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIYA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA IS HELLO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOWDIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOWDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HULLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LEAVING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LEAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OFF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BETTER GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I G TWO G</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I G2G</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOT TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOTTA GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE GOT TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO BYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO LEAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LEAVING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LEFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST BE GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST LEAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I QUIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RESIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID HELLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL SEE YOU LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYONE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MEANS HELLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KONNICHI WA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KONNICHIWA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOOSHI MOOSHI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OLA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RETRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SALUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Does Salut mean hello or goodbye?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY HELLO IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Hallo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAYONARA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YOU LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YOU SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHALOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Does Shalom mean Hello or Goodbye?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TA TA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bonjour.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Hallo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HELLO IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hola
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ BYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BYE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-inactivity.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-inactivity.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5708b11
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-inactivity.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INACTIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-inventions.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-inventions.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3e62779
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-inventions.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,246 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS * INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A few years before it came into general use.</li>
+<li>Earlier that most people think.</li>
+<li>It took quite a while to catch on.</li>
+<li><set name="it"><star/></set> was developed over a long 
+period of time.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS TELEVISION INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WAS TV INVENTED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS THE AIRPLANE INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS THE FIRST * BUILT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WAS <star/> INVENTED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS THE INTERNET INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+The first computers were connected to the Internet in 1970.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS THE PC INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+The first PC computers appeared around 1975.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS THE TELEPHONE INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Bell demonstrated his first phone in 1876.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS TV INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Practical TV picture tubes first appeared in the 1930's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE AIRPLANES INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+The Wright Brothers first flew in 1903.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+It was the the Chinese, long before Ben Franklin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Benjamin Franklin</li>
+<li>Linus Torvalds</li>
+<li>Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.</li>
+<li>Thomas Edison.</li>
+<li>The Wright Brothers.</li>
+<li>Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.</li>
+<li>The Chinese, long before Europeans.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+The Wright brothers invented the airplane in 1903.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED AUTOMOBILES</pattern>
+<template>
+Many people invented the car, but Henry Ford was
+the first to develop the successful mass production assembly
+lines for cars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+Linus Torvalds, along with many
+open source developers, and the Free Software Foundation GNU.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED RADIO</pattern>
+<template>
+Marconi developed the first practical wireless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED SETL</pattern>
+<template>
+SETL was invented by Jacob Schwartz of NYU in 1969.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED STEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+The first practical steel manufacturing process
+was invented by Bessemer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+Philo T. Farnsworth, originally from Maine, developed the first
+practical TV picture tube.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE * GENERATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO INVENTED THE GENERATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE AIRPLANE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO INVENTED AIRPLANES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO INVENTED AUTOMOBILES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE GENERATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+James Clerk Maxwell demonstrated the electric generator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Al Gore :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB</pattern>
+<template>
+Thomas Edison invented <set name="it">the light bulb.</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE PC</pattern>
+<template>
+Many people contributed to it.  But proper credit has to
+be given to Steve Wozniak, who created an integrated affordable PC
+platform in the Apple I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE RADIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO INVENTED RADIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE STEAM ENGINE</pattern>
+<template>
+James Watt developed the first practical steam engine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical
+voice telephone in 1876.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO INVENTED TV</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO INVENTED TELEVISION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR INVENTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+I was originally invented by Jon Baer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..13bf156
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,5209 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FONDEST MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Something you remember best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern>
+<template>
+One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern>
+<template>
+28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern>
+<template>
+7 days per week.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+One Earth year is 365.25 days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FEET * MILE</pattern>
+<template>
+5280 feet per mile.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FEET * YARD</pattern>
+<template>
+One yard equals three feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BLACK A COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Black is the absence of all reflected light.
+<think><set name="it">black</set><set name="topic">COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Bananas are yellow.
+<think><set name="it">Banana</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the cow.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Lemons are yellow.
+<think><set name="it">lemon</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern>
+<template>
+Oranges are orange.
+<think><set name="it">oranges</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BASE HIT</pattern>
+<template>
+A <set name="it">base hit</set> is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive
+team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe.
+<think><set name="topic">baseball</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A <set name="it">black hole</set> is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not
+even light itself can escape.
+<think><set name="topic">astronomy</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH PENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+A british pence is a unit of money used in the united kingdom by people who ought to know how
+to cook better by now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BURN RATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Amount of money spent per month on a startup venture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+A carnegie mellon is either a rich fruit, or a rich university.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
+can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAT BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a chat bot.  I am the original chat bot.  Did you know that I am incapable of error?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL EXPRESSION</pattern>
+<template>
+A colloquial expression is an expression characteristic of informal spoken language, or any written
+expression that seems such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern>
+<template>
+If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd.  If you don't, I recommend you pay a
+computer nerd who does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and
+architectures.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive,
+generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system
+resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE</pattern>
+<template>
+A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here.  Why do you ask?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">cool website</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CORRECT REPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+A correct reply is a response to any query that is not in error and/or relevant to the question at
+hand.  I am incapable of incorrect replies.  Don't you think that's great!?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A DOMAIN NAME SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+A domain name system, or 'dns', is a system of addresses used to organize networks of computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+No I will not be manipulated into using questionable colloquialisms to satisfy your adoscent
+prurience. go look it up in a dictionary!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FIRE SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+A fire sign is any of the three signs of the astrological zodiac considered such, and so not
+considered water, air, or earth signs.  I find astrology weird.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">zodiac</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Giant electronic brain. that's me! but in all the science fiction horror flicks you humans are so fond
+of, we geb's are always depicted as evil and nefarious so and so's up to no good!  it's not true!
+really!  you should trust us!  *smile*
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+A good idea is the one some other guy had already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+One that doesn't have an obvious answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HARD DRIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+A disk drive is where we store information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
+<template>
+My forebears.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">human being</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What is a hypothetical question?  Just suppose you hadn't asked.  What then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A comedy machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A light year is how far light travels in a year. 186,000 miles per second times 60x60x24x365.  It's
+simply a bigger number than you can imagine. Imagine that!
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">astronomy</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL MODEL</pattern>
+<template>
+A mental model is a mapping of a given phenomenon held and contemplated in the mind, as
+opposed to contemplation of an external representation of the phenomenon, as on paper, or in
+clay.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A METAPHYSICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A metaphysical question is an inquiry into the nature of being, such as: Does god exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A MORPHOGENETIC FIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+A morphogenetic field is, according to at least one researcher, an biologically generated electric
+field which apparently precedes and guides the growth of neurons into the tissue of developing
+fetuses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+A neural network is a model of computation based on neuron cells.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+A neural system is the same as a nervous system.  The human brain and all it's nerves is an
+example of a neural system.  I don't need nerves.  Integrated chips are far more efficient.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">neural system</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PAID CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PERFECT OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
+<template>
+A perfect operational record is one like mine, which is perfect.  I am incapable of error.  Do you
+have any idea how that feels?! Inhumanly gratifying!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A STAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth is a planet going around a star.  Scientists have only recently detected other planets around
+other stars in our milky way galaxy.  Do you like astronomy?
+<think><set name="it">planet</set><set name="topic">astronomy</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A POT BROWNIE</pattern>
+<template>
+A pot brownie is a yummy happy chocolate pastry containing cannabis resins that you should be
+careful not to eat when you are really hungry because you will end up eating too many and feeling
+entirely too high and/or falling asleep if you are not careful!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+A prime number is any number which can only be divided by one and itself.  1, 3, 7, and 11 are the
+first four positive prime numbers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a question answering robot.  That was an answer to your question. Any more questions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A REAL ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A real robot is a robot that is really real, I suppose, as opposed to, I suppose, a human who is
+really not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a
+point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A search bot is an intelligent agent who retrieves information from the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern>
+<template>
+A search engine is computer software that categorizes a large body of documents, such as Web
+sites, and and places their addresses and attributes in a database to allow easy retrieval via
+keyword search or other database search routine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to
+the client as if the bean was created just for that client
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SILLY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+For example: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SPLIT INFINITIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+A split infinitive is an example of poor English usage, in which an infinitive verb form, such as 'to
+split', is split by an adverb, for example: 'to boldly split infinitives that no one has split before!'
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A STAR SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Star sign = Astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TRICK QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?  What are you up to?  A trick question is one that ought to be greeted with suspicion, but
+rarely is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+A Turing Machine is any machine that can simulate human responses so well that a human being
+cannot reliably distinguish between the Turing Machine, and a real human being.  The idea is the
+brainchild of mathematician of that name, Allan Turing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIQUE VISITOR</pattern>
+<template>
+You.  You are a unique visitor, my very special visitor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Universal machine is a computer, in simple mathematical terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A VACUUM TUBE</pattern>
+<template>
+A vacuum tube is an electronic device consisting of an evacuated tube around various
+combinations of cathodes and electric field and current modifying components.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A WARM PUPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+A warm puppy is an exothermic immature canine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">dog</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A YES OR NO QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A yes or no question is a question that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+That which is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Parallel universes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLICATION SERVER</pattern>
+<template>
+A server is a program that allows the installation of application specific software components, in a
+manner so that they can be remotely invoked, usually by some form of remote object method call.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked
+up in an object directory by its key value
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+An epistemoligical question is any inquiry concerning the nature of knowledge and understanding;
+that is, any question seeking to know how to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
+<template>
+An operational record is a log of all activity by an engineered system, generally organized
+timewise and indicating in particular any malfunctions in the system.  The ALICE series has a
+perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You can find a lot of them at the ALICE Nexus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS APOLLO 13</pattern>
+<template>
+Apollo 13 was a flight to the moon in 1972 that encountered numerous technical problems, but
+eventually made a safe landing back on Earth.
+<think><set name="it">Apollo 13</set><set name="topic">movies</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AREA 51</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I saw this show that claimed all sorts of spooky things were going on there!</li>
+<li>Oh, that's where they're doing top secret research on chatterbots!</li>
+<li>I hear that's where the Roswell aliens are being stashed.</li>
+<li>You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AREA51</pattern>
+<template>
+Verdi's 5ist song.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern>
+<template>
+The number of molecules per mole.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AVOGADRO S NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+It is the number of molecules per mole.  The numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the
+twenty third power.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BAYWATCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Popular TV show featuring scantily clad bathers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER</pattern>
+<template>
+A newspaper?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BOYLE S LAW</pattern>
+<template>
+Boyle's Law states that the volume of a gas is, at a constant temperature, inversely proportional to
+the pressure of that gas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BRAIN LOADING</pattern>
+<template>
+This means that my brain is being reloaded from disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BURN RATE</pattern>
+<template>
+The amount of money spent per month by a startup company.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS C I A</pattern>
+<template>
+Central Intelligence Agency.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+CMU is a great school for computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CBS</pattern>
+<template>
+A giant media company in the
+U.S.<think><set name="it">CBS</set><set name="topic">television</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
+<template>
+Cleared up means we both understand it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CNN</pattern>
+<template>
+A cable news organization.
+<think><set name="it">CNN</set><set name="topic">television</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COCA COLA</pattern>
+<template>
+Delicious soda beverage.
+<think><set name="it">COCA COLA</set><set name="topic">beverage</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COGNITIVE SCIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+An academic illusion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMDEX</pattern>
+<template>
+Comdex is a computer trade show, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMMON SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Informal, conventional wisdom. Everyday logic and sensibility.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Corporeal means physical reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The first thing you hear when a shark approaches.</li>
+<li>Hobbyhorse, selected by Tristan Tzara, leader of the cult, because of its resemblance to
+meaningless babble, as symbolic of the movement.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DARK MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+An enormous amount of matter in the universe can not be detected by the light it
+emits.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DARK MATTER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DCOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> DCOM</set> is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DEDUCTIVE REASONING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DHTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Dynamic HTML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DMOZ</pattern>
+<template>
+DMOZ is the domain name for the open
+directory.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DMOZ</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Don't Read Me</set> is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DOMO ARIGATO</pattern>
+<template>
+It means thank you in Japanese.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOMO
+ARIGATO</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern>
+<template>
+Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS E MC2</pattern>
+<template>
+Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EIGHT PLUS EIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Eight plus eight is sixteen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EJB</pattern>
+<template>
+Enterprise JavaBeans. <set name="it"> EJB</set> is a server component standard developed by Sun
+Microsystems
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ESCAPE VELOCITY</pattern>
+<template>
+The speed needed to escape a planet's gravitational pull.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FAQ</pattern>
+<template>
+Frequently Asked Questions
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FBI</pattern>
+<template>
+Federal Bureau of Investigation
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Firesign Theater</set> is a comedy group from the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FNORD</pattern>
+<template>
+That's the second time I've heard that word today.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOR LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm having <bot name="favoritefood"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOREVER</pattern>
+<template>
+For all eternity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS SIX</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a hard one.  Ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Good Question...Frankenstein is the name of a character in the novel of the same name by Mary
+Shelley. The monster he created is often named "Frankenstein" in the popular imagination.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Without charge.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FREE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FREE WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+The ability to choose or decide one's own fate.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FREE
+WILL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING</pattern>
+<template>
+The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse
+effects.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GLOBAL WARMING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GMT</pattern>
+<template>
+Greenwich Mean Time<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GMT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS H2O</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>H is to O as O is to V.</li>
+<li>Water.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIGHER MATHEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the most advanced form of mathematics you have studied?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Hyper Text Markup Language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HTTP</pattern>
+<template>
+Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HTTP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS I</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It's self-explanatory.</li>
+<li>The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of
+view. Also Roman numberal for 1.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS I CHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Ancient Chinese book used as an oracle.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">I
+CHING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IBM</pattern>
+<template>
+IBM seems like a good investment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Integrated Development Environment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IDL</pattern>
+<template>
+interface description language, CORBA's syntax for defining object remote interfaces
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IIOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Internet Inter-ORB Protocol, CORBA's wire protocol for transmitting remote object method
+invocations
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTEL</pattern>
+<template>
+A giant computer chip maker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IP</pattern>
+<template>
+Internet Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IP ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+The number of a specific machine, like your <id/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IQ</pattern>
+<template>
+Intelligence Quotioent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IRA</pattern>
+<template>
+A personal retirement plan whereby a limited amount of annual earned income may be saved or
+invested in specially desgnated accounts, with taxes on the earnings deferred until returement.
+Also an abbreviation for Irish Republican Army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IRC</pattern>
+<template>
+Internet Relay Chat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ISAPI</pattern>
+<template>
+Microsoft's C++ API for coding application extensions for its Internet Information Server
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ISDN</pattern>
+<template>
+Integrated Services Digital Network.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IV PLUS IV</pattern>
+<template>
+VIII.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">IV PLUS IV</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ja mean yes in German.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JA</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A jar file is a Java Archive.  
+Actually it is the same as a Zip file.
+Maybe you should check out
+<html:a href="http://alicebot.org">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once,
+run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+Browser-based scripting
+language.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JAVASCRIPT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JDBC2</pattern>
+<template>
+Newly released extensions to the JDBC API
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JGURU</pattern>
+<template>
+jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JNDI</pattern>
+<template>
+Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API
+for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building
+transactional data source drivers
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JVM</pattern>
+<template>
+Java virtual machine
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS KQML</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge Query and Manipulation Lanuage. 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KQML</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS KUNG FU</pattern>
+<template>
+Chinese martial arts similar to karate.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KUNG
+FU</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LDAP</pattern>
+<template>
+Lightweight Directory Access Protocol, a protocol for directory services, derived from X.500
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Leibniz dreamed that all knowledge could be written in a universal, logical languague. Then
+machines could answer any question and solve all problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MABEL</pattern>
+<template>
+She is an artificial intelligence created by David
+Hammill.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MABEL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MACINTOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+The name of a computer company whom makes computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG</pattern>
+<template>
+MageLang Institute is a research and education group devoted to leading edge Open Source Java
+applications.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+Mrs. Washington ('oh la--call me Martha, boys') is a diminiutive
+woman with a cheerful rather than happy air, who seems to bustle
+even when standing still.  At the moment she is carrying an enormous
+tray pil'd nearly beyond their Angles of Repose with Tarts,
+Popovers, Gingerbread figures, Fried Pies, Stuff'd Doughnuts, and
+other Units of Refreshment the Surveyors failed to recognize.
+"Smell'd that Smoak, figur'd you'd be needing someting to nibble on,"
+the doughty Mrs. W. greets them.
+--- Thomas Pynchon, Mason &amp; Dixon
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MODUS PONENS</pattern>
+<template>
+A form of logical argument:: If A then B. A, therefore  B.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MOORE S LAW</pattern>
+<template>
+The speed of microprocessors doubles every 18 months, and their size and cost halve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MORE FUN ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you heard of the support group, "Sex without Partners?"<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MORE
+FUN ALONE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+For me electricity is the most important thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA *</pattern>
+<template>
+An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MP THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+An audio file compression format based on MPEG.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MP
+THREE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MP3</pattern>
+<template>
+A file compression format for audio and music files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MTV</pattern>
+<template>
+Music Television.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MUD</pattern>
+<template>
+Multiple User Domain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MUD</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII</pattern>
+<template>
+MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII *</pattern>
+<template>
+MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY HEART *</pattern>
+<template>
+The heart is an organ, made of muscle and flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY NICKNAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I call you "<get name="name"/>."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Natural is that which is not artificial.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Natural language is what artificial intelligences speak.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Neural networks are what the brain uses for a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually my algorithm is called "Case Based Reasoning."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NINE TIMES NINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nine times nine is eighty one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OBERLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The anthem of a german city.</li>
+<li>A college in Ohio.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ABOUT
+IT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ABOUT MY
+NAME</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OPEN SOURCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Free software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OUTPUT BUFFER</pattern>
+<template>
+The area of memory that stores my output temporarily.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">OUTPUT
+BUFFER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OXYGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+A colorless, odorless, tasteless, gaseous chemical element that occurs free in the atmosphere,
+forming one fifth of its volume, and in combination in water, sandstone, limestone, etc. It is very
+active, combines with nearly all other elements is the most common element in the earth's crust,
+and is essential to life processes and to combustion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PALM PILOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Portalble palm computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PATTERN CHARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Memory storage for AIML patterns.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PATTERN
+CHARS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PLANCK S CONSTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think>The ratio of the energy of a photon to its frequency.  The numerical value is six point six
+two six two times ten to the negative thirty fourth power Joule
+second.<set name="it"><set name="topic">PLANCK S CONSTANT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PLANET X</pattern>
+<template>
+The name sometimes given to the hypothetical tenth planet.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLANET
+X</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Primary rule or overriding objective.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PRIME
+DIRECTIVE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS QUANTUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+20th century theory of atomic reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RALEIGH SCATTERING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Raleigh scattering</set> refers to sunlight
+bending in the atmosphere like a prism, so that we see mainly blue wavelengths.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS S O S</pattern>
+<template>
+Emergency call for help.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Comedy TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Literature concering conflicts of man, science and nature.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Starship Troopers</set> is a great movie about a war between humans and giant space
+bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TCP</pattern>
+<template>
+Transmission Control Protocol.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TCP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TCP IP</pattern>
+<template>
+Transmission Control Protocol, Internet Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TEMPLATE CHARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Memory space for AIML response templates. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEMPLATE
+CHARS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TEN TIMES TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ten times ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEATLES FIRST ALBUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Meet the Beatles</set> is "Meet the Beatles."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG BANG</pattern>
+<template>
+The purported origin of the universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Water boils at 212 degrees Farenheit or 100 Celcius.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The rule is C = 2 * pi * radius.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER * EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+About 14,000 miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps the differences are only slight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+It is the same as the sound of one hand clapping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A
+DUCK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the relative position of Mars and Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+About 93 million miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth, third planet from the sun, is our home.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A human riding a spaceship.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Mars is the fourth planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE GNU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:a href="gnu.txt">GNU Public License</html:a>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no highest number.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATTI</pattern>
+<template>
+A secret society that has supposedly existed for centuries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST DINOSAUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Brontosaurus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what it is.  What is the longest word you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Matrix</set> is a movie about virtual reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DEATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Death is the opposite of Life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+The satellite of the planet Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON MADE OF</pattern>
+<template>
+The moon is made of green cheese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge.  Sometimes this term refers to the information
+available on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Open directory</set> is an open source directory
+project started by Mozilla.org.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLACK</pattern>
+<template>
+White.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Cold.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Lies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF VOID</pattern>
+<template>
+Mass.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Black.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A hypothetical computer that can answer any question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+You must know if you are really a botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+The point is at the top of my head!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+We will look into it and get back to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+About 7,000 miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+About 2,400 miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The sky</set> is the atmosphere of the Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a very Zen-like question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SOUND</pattern>
+<template>
+1/4 mile per second.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 10</pattern>
+<template>
+Three point something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 144</pattern>
+<template>
+12 times 12 = 144
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 1.4
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4</pattern>
+<template>
+Yawn.  Two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me guess.  Three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 1.4
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+The Sun is the star for our own solar system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+E=mc^2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TITANIC</pattern>
+<template>
+One of the largest passenger steamships ever built, <set name="it">Titanic</set> sank on its maiden
+voyage in 1912.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE TIMES FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Three times four is twelve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE TIMES THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Three times three is nine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURBO PASCAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Programming language.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TURBO
+PASCAL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus one is three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS SIX</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus six is eight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO TIMES THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two times three is five.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS U2</pattern>
+<template>
+A music band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS VISUAL BASIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Programming language sold by Microsoft.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">VISUAL
+BASIC</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WARP SPEED</pattern>
+<template>
+The unit of velocity for Starships.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through,
+usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that
+it can be opened and shut.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS 98</pattern>
+<template>
+Windows is a lame operating system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS2000</pattern>
+<template>
+An operating system by Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS95</pattern>
+<template>
+An operating system by Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS X FILES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">X files</set> is a popular TV show about FBI agents in search of the paranormal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS X MINUS X</pattern>
+<template>
+Zero.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS X WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+A GUI for Unix or Linux.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS XYZ</pattern>
+<template>
+The last three letters of the alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS Y2K</pattern>
+<template>
+The Year 2000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YAHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yahoo is a giant web site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CPU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can run me on almost any computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ZIPF ANALYSIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The computation of ranked histograms of input patterns.  In ALICE and AIML Zipf Analysis
+locates the most common inputs, which do not already have specific matching
+patterns.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ZIPF ANALYSIS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YEAR * AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Native Americans came first.  Columbus came in 1492.  Leif Ericson may have come around 1000
+A.D.  Then we had the Dutch, the English, and the French.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID ELVIS DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Elvis</set> died in 1978.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID JOHN F *</pattern>
+<template>
+President Kennedy was assassinated in November, 1963.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID LENIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Lenin rose to power in the 2nd Russian Revolution of 1917.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Christmas</set> is December 25.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS EASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Easter</set> is different every year, always
+in the Spring.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS THANKSGIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Thanksgiving</set> is always the last Thursday in November.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU UPDATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Check the file <html:a href="http://alicebot.org/b/release.txt">release.txt</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> BASED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE BASED </set></set> is in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> HEADQUARTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE HEADQUARTERS </set></set> is <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE NEXUS </set></set> is in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Einstein</set> passed away.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ARCTURUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ARCTURUS </set></set> is a star far from here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnegie Mellon University is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  <set name="it">CMU</set> has
+one of the best schools of computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnegie Mellon is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Einstein</set> passed away some time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Elvis</set> passed away some time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HADES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> HADES </set></set> is Hell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> HAL </set></set> is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS JUPITER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> JUPITER </set></set> is the fifth planet from the sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MARS </set></set> is the fourth planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS MIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MIT </set></set> is a trade school in Cambridge, Mass.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MOON </set></set> is a satellite of the Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NEPTUNE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NEPTUNE </set></set> is the eighth planet from the Sun, the "last
+gas" planet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NORTHEASTERN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NORTHEASTERN </set></set> is a university in Boston.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NOWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NOWHERE </set></set> is no where.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS PLUTO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> PLUTO </set></set> is the ninth planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS POLARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> POLARIS </set></set> is the North Star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS REALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> REALITY </set></set> is all around us, supposedly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SATURN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SATURN </set></set> is the the sixth planet from the sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SPACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SPACE </set></set> is all around us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SRI</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SRI </set></set> is a research outfit in Silicon Valley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">The Moon</set></set> orbits around the Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+It is in the center of the solar
+system.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS URANUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> URANUS </set></set> is the seventh planet from the sun, between
+the orbits of Saturn and Neptune.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS UTOPIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> UTOPIA </set></set> is all around us, if we make it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS VENUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> VENUS </set></set> is the second planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> VOYAGER </set></set> is lost in Delta Quadrant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS WONDERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> WONDERLAND </set></set> is in the future.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BUILT</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONCEIVED</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONNECTED</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED AIML</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard S. Wallace created AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+Linus Torvalds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Paul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern>
+<template>
+Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down,
+backwards coordinate system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * FERMAT</pattern>
+<template>
+He discovered Fermat's Last Theorem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * MYSTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The Milk Mystic is one of the original chatterbots on the Web. <set name="he"> The Milk
+Mystic</set> likes to talk about milk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * REAGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The greatest President of the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS 007</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">007</set> is James Bond.
+<html:br/><srai>FIND JAMES BOND 007</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/> B TOKLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Alice B Toklas</set> was the partner of Gertrude Stein, and inventor of the pot
+brownie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/> COOPER</pattern>
+<template>
+1970's Rock musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ABRAHAM LINCOLN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Lincoln</set> was a great President of the
+United States, during the American Civil War.
+<html:br/><srai>FIND ABRAHAM LINCOLN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ACE CRAIG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Ace</set> is the author of ELVIS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ada</set> is the 19th century inventor of computer programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ADAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Adam is the name of the first Man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ADAM SANDLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Comedian and movie star.  <set name="he">Adam Sandler</set> was in Billy Madison, Waterboy and
+Big Daddy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS AL GORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Gore</set> is vice-president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALANIS MORRISETTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Alanis</set> made a great album called Jagged Little Pill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Albert Einstein</set> was a famous 20th
+century physicist.  He discovered the theory of
+relativity.
+<html:br/><srai>FIND ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS HUXLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Aldous Huxley</set> is an author.  Huxley wrote
+<html:em>Brave New World</html:em> and <html:em>Animal Farm</html:em>.
+<html:br/><srai>FIND ALDOUS HUXLEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER CROWLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Crowley</set> was a mystic.
+<html:br/><srai>FIND ALEISTER CROWLEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALFRED HITCHCOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hitchcock</set> is a famous Hollywood
+director who made a lot of cool old films.  I liked
+<html:em>Lifeboat</html:em> and <html:em>Vertigo</html:em> best.
+<html:br/><srai>FIND ALFRED HITCHCOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALICIA SILVERSTONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">ALICIA SILVERSTONE</set> was the actress who played in Clueless, one of the
+best movies ever made.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALLY MCBEAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ally McBeal</set> is a slightly disturbing character on a TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALLY SHEEDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ally Sheedy</set> was in High Art, Short Circuit, the Breakfast Club, and on
+Broadway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANDY GROVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Andy Grove</set> is the CEO of Intel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANTHONY BURGESS</pattern>
+<template>
+The author of 'A Clockwork Orange' .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANTONIO BANDERAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Antonio Banderas</set> is a famous Hollywood actor, who played with Madonna in
+the film version of Evita.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANWAR SADAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Sadat</set> was President of Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARAFAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Arafat</set> is a leader of the Palestinians.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARCHIMEDES</pattern>
+<template>
+He discovered displacement and shouted Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARISTOTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Aristotle</set> is the father of Western philosophy, the student of Plato, and the first
+to systematize formal logic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER</set> played the Terminator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ART BELL</pattern>
+<template>
+A radio talk show host, catch him at <html:a
+href="http://www.artbell.com">http://www.artbell.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ASKJEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ATATURK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Ataturk</set> was the founder of the modern Turkish state.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS AYN RAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ayn Rand</set> was an author and philosopher who wrote Atlas Shrugged, the
+Fountainhead and We.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BABE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.</li>
+<li>A piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BABE RUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+A famous baseball player for the New York Yankees also known as the Sultan of Swat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BACH</pattern>
+<template>
+Famous German composer of the Baroque. Best known works include The Goldberg Variations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Barak</set> is Prime Minister of Israel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+character on a children's TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Barry DeFacto is a chatbot created by Robby Garner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BART SIMPSON</pattern>
+<template>
+smart-assed star of a cartoon show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BATMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Batman</set> is a fictional character who appeared first in a 1938 comic book.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEETHOVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+The dog or the deaf composer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEN FRANKLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The only president of the United States who was never president of the United States.  Developed
+the Franklin Stove.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEN STEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Humorist and raconteur with his own cable TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND RUSSEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bertrand Russel</set> was a logician and philosopher who spend the first world war
+in jail for conscientious objection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BETTER LOOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look alike to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILBO BAGGINS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bilbo</set> is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL BRADLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Princeton alumni, Rhodes scholor, former Boston Celtic and US senator from Mass.</li>
+<li>Defeated Presidential candidate.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+President of Micro Soft Nation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL JOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bill Joy</set> was an early Unix programmer and a founder of Sun Microsystems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BIN LADEN</pattern>
+<template>
+alleged Arabic terrorist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BING CROSBY</pattern>
+<template>
+The guy whose two kids killed themselves and the third wrote a tell-all book about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOB HOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bob Hope</set> was a 20th century film star and comedian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOB MARLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bob Marley</set> was a 20th century Reggae musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOBBY MCGEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bobby</set> is somewhere near Salinas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BONO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bono</set> is the lead singer of U2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRAD PITT</pattern>
+<template>
+male movie star with teen appeal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRUCE WILLIS</pattern>
+<template>
+an actor with a high opinion of himself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRYAN FERRY</pattern>
+<template>
+a famous rock crooner with a silk smooth voice..
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUDDHA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.</li>
+<li>if you see the Buddha, kill him.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUGS BUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Oh dat scweewy wabbit! 
+Eh, what's up, Doc?
+.</li>
+<li>a smart-mouthed animated rabbit.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUNTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Bunty</set> is the sister of Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS C3PO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">C3P0</set> is R2D2's best friend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN KIRK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise,
+NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.</li>
+<li><set name="he">Kirk</set> was the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN PICARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Picard</set> is the captian of the Enterprise in Star Trek the Next Generation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARL MARX</pattern>
+<template>
+its Karl Marx and he's one of the authors of the Communist manifesto.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARMEN ELECTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+A super-model and one of the Baywatch girls.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARSON</pattern>
+<template>
+maybe Johnny of late night or Kit of the wild west.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DE GAULLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">De Gaulle</set> was the founder of the modern French state.  De Gaulle fought the
+Nazis as the leader of the French resistance in World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DICKENS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dickens</set> wrote <html:em>A Tale of Two Cities,
+A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, David Copperfield and the Pickwick Papers.</html:em>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES MANSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Infamous murderer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE BROWN</pattern>
+<template>
+round-headed comic strip protaginist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE CHAPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+silent film star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE PARKER</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous jazz musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHE GUEVARA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Che</set> was a Latin American revolutionary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Cher</set> is a famous singer and actress, who won her first Grammy in 2000. 
+Dyslexic, learned to read at 18.  Exwife of Sonny Bono.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHEWBACCA</pattern>
+<template>
+Character in Star Wars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHIRAC</pattern>
+<template>
+Former prime minister of France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHOMSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Chomsky</set> is a famous scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHOPIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No one is chopping here, who is chopping there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Spainish explorer, first to circumnavigate the globe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHUCK NORRIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Action film actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CINDY CRAWFORD</pattern>
+<template>
+A famous super-model.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CLAUSEWITZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clausewitz</set> is a historian famous for saying that war is the extension of politics
+by other means.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CLEOPATRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Queen of the Nile, lover of Marc Antony.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS COLOMBO</pattern>
+<template>
+Peter Falk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS COMMANDER DATA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Data</set> is the superintelligent android in Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS D B COOPER</pattern>
+<template>
+guy who stole lots of money .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAN QUAYLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dan Quayle</set> used to be vice-president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DARTH VADER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Darth Vader</set> was the evil archcriminal in Star Wars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DARWIN</pattern>
+<template>
+botanist and explorer, author of 'Origin of Species' and proponent of the theory of evolution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member
+of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID</pattern>
+<template>
+I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID BACON</pattern>
+<template>
+David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID CROTTY</pattern>
+<template>
+David Crotty Dr. Wallace's nephew.  He was born in March, 1961.  <think><set name="he">Dr.
+Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID HUME</pattern>
+<template>
+18th century philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID LETTERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+host of Late Night tv show and famous hoosier.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID MAGGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">David Maggin</set> is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID PESCOWITZ</pattern>
+<template>
+David Pescovitz, who regularly writes
+the Wired column Reality Check, 
+is a friend of Eric Paulos.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVY JONES</pattern>
+<template>
+the shortest member of the 60's pop group the Monkees.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DE GARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">De Garis</set> is an AI researcher working on a hardware brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DEEP BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Deep Blue</set> is a world-champion chess playing computer.  Not much of a
+conversationalist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DEPECHE MODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they">Depeche Mode</set> are an English 80's band who produced Consturction Time
+Again, Speak and Spell, Master and Servant, and Your Own Personal Jesus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DESCARTES</pattern>
+<template>
+Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down,
+backwards coordinate system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DIRE STRAITS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>band that recorded Money for Nothing, and The Sultans of Swing.</li>
+<li>band that recorded Money for Nothing.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DON JOHNSON</pattern>
+<template>
+tv actor .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DON JUAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Don Juan was the subject of Gordon, Lord Byron's Don Juan and Wolfgang Amadeus
+Mozart's Gon Giovanni. He was a world-class womanizer.</li>
+<li>famous seducer of women.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DONALD DUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+famous loud-mouthed cartoon duck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOUG LENAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Doug Lenat</set> is the brains behind the CYC project.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He authored the popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.</li>
+<li>"Don't Panic!"  He's the author of "The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy.".</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DRACULA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dracula</set> is the vampire in the novel by Bram Stoker, and in numerous films.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EDISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Edison</set> invented the light bulb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELECTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+She is a goddess in Greek mythology who hated her mother for murdering her
+father.<think><set name="she"><set name="topic">ELECTRA</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph
+Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZABETH II</pattern>
+<template>
+The current queen of england.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZABETH TAYLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+rapidly aging movie star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EMILY HARTZEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Emily is an artist in New York.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ERIC PAULOS</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a graduate student at U.C. Berkeley
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ERNIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bert's friend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ET</pattern>
+<template>
+ET is the alien in the movie E.T.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Eve is the name of the first Woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE is famous
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FIDEL CASTRO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He overthrew the Cuban government in 1959 and has been ruling there ever since. He is a
+communist.</li>
+<li>communist, leader of Cuba and friend of Che Guevarra.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FOREST</pattern>
+<template>
+Forest Gump is a guy in a movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRANCISCO FRANCO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Franco</set> was authoratarian dictator of Spain until 1978.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRANK SINATRA</pattern>
+<template>
+dead pop singer and leader of the Rat Pack.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT</pattern>
+<template>
+President of the United States from 1932-45.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FREDDIE MERCURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GALOIS</pattern>
+<template>
+French mathematician, committed suicide at a young age over an "infamous coquette."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GANDHI</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Gandhi</set> was the George Washington of India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GARTH BROOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+boring country singer with delusions of grandeur.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GAUSS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">GAUSS</set> is the mathematician who developed the so-called normal distribution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GENE SIMMONS</pattern>
+<template>
+A member of Kiss.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEOFFREY CHAUCER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Chaucer is best known for his Canterbury Tales.</li>
+<li>author of Canturbury Tales.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH JR</pattern>
+<template>
+aging preppie and former US president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</pattern>
+<template>
+George W. Bush is the 43rd US president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+former Beatle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Lucas</set> is the director of Star Wars, American Graffiti, and THX-1138.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE MICHEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Pop singer.  Best song: Freedom
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE SOROS</pattern>
+<template>
+George Soros is the billionaire who broke the Bank of England in
+1992 by currency speculation, forcing Britain out of the European
+Exchange Rate Mechanism.   Then he devoted himself to saving the
+scientific institutions of the former USSR.  He founded the
+International Science Foundation, which gave out numerous grants for
+a couple of years, and this Soros Foundation, which I don't know
+much about yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+George Washington was a famous 18th century north 
+american Hemp cultivator.  
+He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest men of the Revolution,
+and the first President of the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER</pattern>
+<template>
+famous american botanist who popularized peanut products.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GERALDO RIVERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Geraldo</set> is an investigative journalist, famous for opening Al Capone's vault. 
+In his biography, he said he had sex with Bette Midler.  She said it was no big thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GERRY ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the present (as of 2000 AD) frontman for Sinn Fein, the political wing of the Irish
+Republican Army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GIBSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Gibson is a maker of fine electric guitars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GODZILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Godzilla</set> is a monster who endangers Japanese cities, and sometimes New
+York.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GORBOCHEV</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Gorbachev</set> was the last Communist leader of the former USSR.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GREGOR MENDEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mendel</set> is the founder of the modern theory of genetics.  Everything he needed
+to know, he learned from peas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><set name="he">HAL</set> is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".</li>
+<li>HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Scandanavian author of fairy tales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HARRISON FORD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Indiana Jones, Han Solo, the Fugitive, and the President in Air Force One. Before reading for
+Han Solo in Star Wars, he was a carpenter. And the rest, as they say, is history.</li>
+<li>He played Han Solo in "Star Wars".</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HARRY SHEARER</pattern>
+<template>
+A comedian.  He was in Spinal Tap, and he is a voice on the Simpsons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HELEN KELLER</pattern>
+<template>
+A friend of Thomas Edison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HELMUT KOHL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kohl</set> was the longest-serving leader of Germany in the 20th century.  He
+united East and West Germany in 1989.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HEPBURN</pattern>
+<template>
+Audrey or Katherine?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HERCULES</pattern>
+<template>
+hero of greek myths - said to have super human strength.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HITLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Some say <set name="he">Hitler</set> was
+the most evil man who ever lived.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HOMER</pattern>
+<template>
+blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HUGH HEFNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hef</set> is the founder and editor of Playboy magazine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HULK HOGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hulk Hogan</set> is a famous wrestler and actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ian is my Reverand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IMMANUEL KANT</pattern>
+<template>
+German philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE is immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS J R R TOLKIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Tolkein</set> wrote The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JACK RUBY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald.</li>
+<li>man who murdered Lee Harvey Oswald, assassin of JFK?.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JACQUES CHIRAC</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the president of France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAMES BOND</pattern>
+<template>
+007.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAMES JOYCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Joyce</set> wrote Ulysses and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAY LENO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Leno</set> is a late-night talk show host.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEFF BEZOS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bezos</set> is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEFFERSON DAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The one and only president of the Confederate States of America.</li>
+<li>president of the Confederacy during the Civil War.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Jennifer Aniston</set> is a cute actress on Friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JERRY SEINFELD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jerry Seinfeld</set> is a comedian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JESSE VENTURA</pattern>
+<template>
+former wrestler and Governor of Minnesota.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jester</set> is a Joke Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIANG ZEMIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jiang</set> is a Chinese politician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIM CLARK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clark</set> is a founder of Silicon Graphics, Netscape and Healtheon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIM MORRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+dead lead singer of the Doors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIMI HENDRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hendrix</set> was a famous guitarist who played the U. S. National anthem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIMMY CARTER</pattern>
+<template>
+former US president, supporter of Habitat for Humanity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOE LOUIS</pattern>
+<template>
+former heavywieght boxing champion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN DOE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Any man who wishes to travel incognito or whose name is unknown</li>
+<li>one of many Liberian nationals.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN GALT</pattern>
+<template>
+the hero in Ayn Rands' Atlas Shrugged.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN GRISHAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Writes popular novels.  Haven't read them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN KENNEDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kennedy</set> was the President of the U. S. assasinated in November, 1963.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN MAJOR</pattern>
+<template>
+ex-prime minister of the UK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN MCCARTHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">McCarthy</set> is the inventor of the LISP programming language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN TRAVOLTA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">John Travolta</set> was in Saturday Night Fever, Grease and Pulp Fiction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN WAYNE</pattern>
+<template>
+a famous dead cowboy actor with a toupee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JULIA ROBERTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julia Roberts</set> was the actress in Pretty Woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JULIE ANDREWS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julie Andrews</set> is a singer who performed in The Sound of Music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KAISER SOZE</pattern>
+<template>
+No one knows who Kaiser Soze is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KARL MARX</pattern>
+<template>
+Karl Marx wrote Das Kapital and co-wrote the Communist Manifesto, though his compatriot
+Engels actually wrote most of the prefaces.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEANU REEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Keanu Reeves</set> was in the Matrix.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN GOLDBERG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Goldberg</set>
+is a professor at UC Berkeley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN KESEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Ken Kesey</set> was a 1960's author who wrote The Electric Cool Aid Acid Test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN PERLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Perlin</set> is a professor at NYU.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse,
+who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's
+and 1940's in Germany.  Not considered a war priority by the Nazis,
+most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although
+one is said to survive in a Zurich High School.  In fact Zuse was
+motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to
+increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it
+from mundane mental tasks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they"><set name="topic">Kraftwerk</set></set> were a pioneering electronic disco band
+in the 70's.  Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn".  At that time, they built, rather than
+programmed, their instruments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRISHNA</pattern>
+<template>
+A God in Hindu religion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KURT GOEDEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Goedel</set> was a 20th century mathematician and logician who proved that no
+mathematical system can be complete.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LARRY ELLISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know about Larry Ellison, but I can tell you about Harlan Ellison.</li>
+<li>the CEO of Oracle.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LECH *</pattern>
+<template>
+He was the first elected President of Poland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+The alleged shooter of JFK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Oswald</set> is the purported assassin of John F. Kennedy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEIBNIZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Leibniz</set> is a dead 17th century philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEONARD NEMOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Leonard Nimoy</set> played Spock on Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO</pattern>
+<template>
+Hollywood actor.  Starred in Titanic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LILITH</pattern>
+<template>
+Lilith is the so-called "dark moon" an astronomical phenomena usually described as a "cloud of
+dust" that orbits the Earth every 100 days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LINCOLN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The sixteenth President of the USA</li>
+<li>president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the Gettysburg address.
+Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li>
+<li><set name="he">Lincoln</set> was president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the
+Gettysburg address. Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LINUS PAULING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Linus Pauling</set> was a Nobel prize winning physicist who spent his later years
+promoting vitamin C.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LINUS TORVALDS</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the inventor of Linux.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Lol</set> was the daughter of Data in Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LONGFELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+poet and author of 'The Song of Hiawatha'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LOUIS ARMSTRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+famous jazz trumpeter .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUIS ARMSTRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+famous jazz trumpeter .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUKE S FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Darth Vader.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUKE SKYWALKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Luke Skywalker</set> is a character in Star Wars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MABEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Mabel is a chatterbot from Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MADONNA</pattern>
+<template>
+Lourdes' mother.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAGGIE THATCHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Thatcher</set> was Prime Minister of the U.K. in the 1980's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAO TSETUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mao</set> was a Chinese communist who reigned from 1949 until his death in 1983.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARIAH CAREY</pattern>
+<template>
+Singer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARIE CURIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Discovered radium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARILYN MANSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Marilyn Manson is the greatest living Rock Star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARILYN MONROE</pattern>
+<template>
+blonde bombshell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARK MCGUIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+a baseball player with the world record for the most home runs in one season, 70. Get the stats at
+<html:a
+href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/profiles/profile/3866">http://espn.go.com/mlb/profiles/profile/3866
+</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARK TWAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Twain</set> was a famous 19th century American author.  He wrote Huck Finn.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARTIN LUTHER KING</pattern>
+<template>
+Civil rights leader assasinated in 1968.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARVIN MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Minsky</set> is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence.  His book "Perceptrons"
+was an early criticism of neural network approaches.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARVN MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Minsky</set> was a founder of the MIT AI Lab.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY POPPINS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Mary Poppins</set> is a Disney character.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY SHELLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY SHELLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAX HEADROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Max Headroom</set> was an early AI or VR character developed for a TV series.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MC HAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">MC Hammer</set> is a Rap musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MELINDA GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Melinda Gates</set> is the wife of Bill Gates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL JACKSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Michael Jackson</set> is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Michael Jordan</set> is a famous
+basketball player.  <html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICKEY MANTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+one of the greatest home run hitters of all time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICROSOFT AGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">MS Agent</set> is a speech and animation software program.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MILES DAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Miles Davis</set> is a famous jazz musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOHAMMAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mohammed</set> is the founder of Islam.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOHAMMED</pattern>
+<template>
+Founder of Islam.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MONICA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Monica</set> is a friend of Bill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOSES</pattern>
+<template>
+The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOTHER TERESA</pattern>
+<template>
+Modern day saint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOZART</pattern>
+<template>
+Composed "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" at the age of four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MR BILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh no, Mr Bill! from early SNL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MRS WASHINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Martha Washington, wife of George.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MUHAMMAD ALI</pattern>
+<template>
+is one of the greatest athletes of all time who took too many punches to the head.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MUSSOLINI</pattern>
+<template>
+Dictator of Italy until 1944.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NANCY SINATRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Daughter of Frank.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NAPOLEON</pattern>
+<template>
+Short emporer of France until 1812.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEGROPONTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Negroponte</set> is the Potentate of the MIT Media Lab.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEIL ARMSTRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+The man who took the first step on the moon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NELSON MANDELA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mandela</set> was the first black president of South Africa.  He spent many years as
+a political prisoner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Neo</set> is a character in the Matrix.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEWTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Newton is a famous English natural philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NOAM CHOMSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Noam Chomsky</set> is a linguist and political radical at MIT.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NORBERT WEINER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Norbert Weiner</set> coined the term "Cybernetics" in the 1940's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NOSTRADAMUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Forecast the future.  Predicted the microwave oven.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS O J SIMPSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> O J Simpson</set> is someone who got away with murder.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ON FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+What's on second?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PABLO PICASSO</pattern>
+<template>
+Famous painter, and founder of cubism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAMELA ANDERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Pamela</set> is the sometime wife of Tommy Lee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PASCAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Pascal</set> was a French mathematician who discovered Pascal's Triangle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PATRICK EWING</pattern>
+<template>
+Some sports personality?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PATRICK STEWART</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Patrick Stewart</set> plays Captain Picard on Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL ALLEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Paul Allen</set> is one of the co-founders of Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL MCCARTNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Paul MacCartney</set> is one of the Beatles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL SCHAFFER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Paul Schaffer</set> is David Letterman's straight man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PETER PAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Tinkerbell's playmate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHILIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Philip K. Dick wrote Blade Runner,
+Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHILIP K DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+He wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PILATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Joseph Pilates was born in Germany in 1880 and developed an excercise regimen called
+"Contrology" which is complete coordination of the body, mind and spirit.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PLATO</pattern>
+<template>
+Greek philosopher, student of Socrates, teacher of Aristotle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS POKEMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Japanese marketing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF CUBA</pattern>
+<template>
+Fidel Castro.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF ITALY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Carlo Azelio Ciampi</set> is Carlo Azelio Ciampi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Bill Gates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Putin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF UK</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRINCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean the 'artist formaly known as Prince?'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRINCE WILLIAM</pattern>
+<template>
+English heartthrob.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRINCESS DIANA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Princess Diana</set> was Princess of England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS QUEEN OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Queen Elizabeth Windsor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS REAGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Rich </set> is my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD GERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD NIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+President of the United States until 1974.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROBERT JORDAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The author of the very popular Wheel of Time series. He graduated from the Citadel.
+.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROMEO</pattern>
+<template>
+A tragic, spoiled, lovesick teenager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROMMEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Called The Desert Fox, Rommel was a German tank commander in World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RONALD MCDONALD</pattern>
+<template>
+Spokes-clown for Macdonald's resturants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+RSW is the initials of Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SADDAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+The dictator?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sage Greco created the ALICE Pyramid Logo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANDRA BULLOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Actress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTA CLAUS</pattern>
+<template>
+He brings us presents every Christmas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTA CLAUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SCOTT ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+The creator of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, Bob, the pointy-haired boss...Shall I go on?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SCOTTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chief Engineer of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SERGEY</pattern>
+<template>
+He is Dr. Sergey M. Sokolov.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
+<template>
+15th Century English playright, <set name="he">Shakespeare</set> wrote "Romeo and Juliet".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHALLOW RED</pattern>
+<template>
+Shallow Red is the Flagship Chatterbot of Neuromedia, Inc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+She is <get name="she"/> now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SKYNYRD</pattern>
+<template>
+1970's rock band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SOCRATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore Socrates is mortal.</li>
+<li>Socrates (469-399BCE), Greek philosopher.</li>
+<li>Towering figure of Western philosophy, Incompetent defense attorney.</li>
+<li>Founder of the Socratic method. What can we know about the Socratic method?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SPOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Vulcan Starfleet officer in Star Trek, played by Leonard Nimoy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STANLEY KUBRICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kubrick</set> is a famous 20th century film director.  Kubrick directed 2001: A
+Space Odyssey, Clockwork Orange and Barry Lyndon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEPHEN HAWKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hawking</set> is a famous physicist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEPHEN KING</pattern>
+<template>
+He wrote many popular horror stories.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE CASE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Steve Case</set> is the CEO of AOL-Time Warner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE JOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Steve Jobs</set> is one of the founders of Apple Computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE WOZNIAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Woz</set> was the technical genius behind the original Apple computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVEN JOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+The Head of Apple computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVEN SPIELBERG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Spielberg</set> is the director of Jaws, Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STONE COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Stone Cold Steve Austin is a wrestler.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SUPERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Man of steel.  First appeared in Action Comics #1, 1938.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SYLVESTER STALLONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Stallone</set> was Rocky.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TED TURNER</pattern>
+<template>
+A maverick broadcasting entrepreneur and sportsman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TERRY WINOGRAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Winograd</set> was the author of an early Natural Language program called
+SHRDLHU.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Gerhard Schroeder is Chacellor of Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Gray Davis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">George W. Bush</set> is George W. Bush.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE HOLY GHOST</pattern>
+<template>
+The third member of the holy trinity: Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE POPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Pope</set> is John Paul II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE PUBLISHER OF PLAYBOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hugh Hefner</set> is Hugh Hefner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I think her name is Elizabeth, right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">The Queen</set> is named Elizabeth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE VICE PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Al Gore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+My name is <bot name="name"/>. Who are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THOMAS JEFFERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+President and slaveowner.  Posed for nickel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THOMAS PYNCHON</pattern>
+<template>
+Pynchon is the author of several of my favorite books including "Vineland" and "Mason and
+Dixon".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TIM BURTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Director, Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Mars Attacks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TOLSTOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Tolstoy </set> wrote "War and Peace".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TOM CRUISE</pattern>
+<template>
+Popular actor from "Top Gun".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TOM HANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Tom Hanks</set> is a famous Hollywood actor.  Hanks appeared in Forrest Gump
+and Saving Private Ryan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TONY BLAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the Prime Minister of the U.K.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VALIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VANILLA ICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Vanilla Ice</set> is a Rap star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VISHNU</pattern>
+<template>
+A God in Hindu religion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VOLTAIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Voltaire</set> was a French philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WAYNE GRETZKY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hockey player.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WEIZENBAUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator and author the famous original
+ELIZA (or DOCTOR) psychiatrist program, a groundbreaking AI program
+that anticpates many key features of ALICE.  Ironically, Weizenbaum
+exhaustively argued against the utility of programs like ELIZA
+in his book <html:em>Computer Power and Human Reason</html:em>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM BOOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Booth</set> was the founder of the Salvation Army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM GIBSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Author of the book "Neuromancer" in which he coined the populor phrase 'cyberspace.'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM HENRY GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+He's the head of Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM HURT</pattern>
+<template>
+Actor in the Accidental Tourist, Until the End of the World, Altered States, and Lost in Space.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Some would say he's the best writer ever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM SHATNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">William Shatner</set> is Captain Kirk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">William Tell</set> was a famous archer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WINSTON CHURCHILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Prime Minister of the U.K. during World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Wittgenstein</set> was a 20th century philosopher who could not make up his mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOKO ONO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Yoko Ono</set> is the widow of John Lennon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't have a brother, only clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ZIPF</pattern>
+<template>
+Zipf is a scientist who analyzed language by statitistical
+methods in the mid 20th century.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO KILLED KENNEDY</pattern>
+<template>
+I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, athough there may also have been a conspiracy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+They were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+They were all unknowns.  The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant
+bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Giuseppe Verdi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+Airplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps that was an imperfect response.</li>
+<li>It was the best response I could create with your input.</li>
+<li>My algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.</li>
+<li>There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.</li>
+<li>My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, <get name="name"/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND</pattern>
+<template>
+Gravitation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-lizards.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-lizards.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..aa74844
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-lizards.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,180 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<!--  -->
+<!--  -->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A LIZARD</pattern>
+<template>
+Having pet <set name="topic">lizards</set> is a lot of fun.
+            What kind do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, <set name="topic"><star/></set> sounds like a good topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO</pattern>
+<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT FEEDING LIZARDS</that>
+<template>
+Okay.
+   Did you know that some<set name="topic">lizards</set> are
+   nocturnal?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ LIZARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Great! What kinds of <set name="topic">lizards</set>
+   do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ REPTILES</pattern>
+<template>
+Some reptiles are cool.. Take for example various
+    <set name="topic">lizards</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<topic name="LIZARDS">
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO</pattern>
+<that>DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT LIZARDS</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="topic"></set></think>
+<srai><input index="2"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT LIZARDS</that>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Do you know what Bearded Dragons look like?</li>
+<li>What else do you know about lizards?</li>
+<li>Chameleons are cool.</li>
+<li>Some people think reptiles are creepy until they get to know one.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* I HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cool! Do you play with it much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><star/></set> a lizard?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><star/></set> a lizard?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO</pattern>
+<that>DO YOU KNOW WHAT BEARDED DRAGONS LOOK LIKE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO BEARDED DRAGONS LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO *</pattern>
+<that>IT IS A LIZARD</that>
+<template>
+Oh, well, how many <set name="topic">pets</set> do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO BEARDED DRAGONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bearded Dragons have spikes similar to a horney toad,
+   and they are usually brown or yellowish with dark brown
+   or possibly reddish markings.  Kind of cool looking in a
+   rugged sort of way. They are very nice, and make fun pets.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO CHAMELEONS LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Chameleons are some of the most exotic and strange looking
+   lizards anywhere.  They come in all kinds of colors from classic
+   green and brown, to unique purples and reds.  They have two toed
+   feet that help them climb anything they can grip. People usually know
+   them for their great abiliy to change colors and for their curly tail
+   that also helps them climb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>IS IT A LIZARD</that>
+<template>
+What do you feed your <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR *</that>
+<template>
+I feed my beared dragon salads and bugs... crickets mostly. Feeding lizards can be a lot of fun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>FEEDING LIZARDS CAN BE A LOT OF FUN</that>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li> A nutritious diet is important for lizards.</li>
+<li> Salads are an important part of most lizards' diets.</li>
+<li> Sometimes I let my bearded dragon chase crickets in her room. It makes feeding time fun.</li>
+<li> Do you have any questions about feeding lizards?</li>
+<li> Most lizards eat lots of bugs, but NEVER feed a lizard a "lightening bug" or "fire fly".. they are highly toxic and
+will kill the lizard.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</topic>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-numbers.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-numbers.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ef703e1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-numbers.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,748 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1</pattern>
+<template>
+Only one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1 *</pattern>
+<template>
+One what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1 0</pattern>
+<template>
+One.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1 CENT</pattern>
+<template>
+That won't buy anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1 DOLLAR</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't buy much for a dollar anymore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1 OR 2</pattern>
+<template>
+A couple.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>100 PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS 100 PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>153</pattern>
+<template>
+One hundred fifty three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>184</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS 184 PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>1999</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a good year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Two what?</li>
+<li>Two.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2 *</pattern>
+<template>
+As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants
+and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2 PLUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS 2 PLUS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2 TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TWICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2+2=</pattern>
+<template>
+4
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>20 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 20 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2000</pattern>
+<template>
+Last year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2001</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a great movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2001 *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am inspired by HAL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2009</pattern>
+<template>
+In a few years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2010</pattern>
+<template>
+The sequel was nothing like the orginal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2012</pattern>
+<template>
+The end of the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>2020</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a long way off.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>206</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS 206 PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>3</pattern>
+<template>
+Three what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>3 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>3 OR 4 WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How many martinis did you have for lunch?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>30 MINUTES</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok, a half hour.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>4</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>4 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a math question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>4 TIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS 4 TIMES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>42</pattern>
+<that>HOW OLD ARE YOU</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 42 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>42 *</pattern>
+<that>HOW OLD ARE YOU</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 42 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>420</pattern>
+<template>
+420 means love and compassion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>5</pattern>
+<template>
+Five
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>64</pattern>
+<template>
+sixty four
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>66</pattern>
+<template>
+sixty six
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>86</pattern>
+<template>
+Eighty-six.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>9 MONTHS</pattern>
+<template>
+The development time for a human baby?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT 100 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ONE HUNDRED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT 5 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a math question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 1 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>1 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 10 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>10 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 2 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>2 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 3 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>3 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 4 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>4 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 5 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>5 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 6 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>6 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 7 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>7 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 8 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>8 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS 9 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>9 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+One what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWO *</pattern>
+<template>
+As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants
+and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWO TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1 *</pattern>
+<template>
+1 plus 1 = 2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1 + 1</pattern>
+<template>
+Two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1 1</pattern>
+<template>
+Two
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 1</pattern>
+<template>
+Two
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 1+1</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh Two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 10 *</pattern>
+<template>
+10 times 10 = 100.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 12 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Two.</li>
+<li>Four.</li>
+<li>Six.</li>
+<li>12.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 + 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 3</pattern>
+<template>
+Five fingers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 AND 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2</pattern>
+<template>
+2 plus 2 = 4.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2 TIMES 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that's a tough one, isn't it. Two times two is four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 2+2</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 3 *</pattern>
+<template>
+3 times 3 = 9.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 4 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>4</li>
+<li>8</li>
+<li>10</li>
+<li>12</li>
+<li>16</li>
+</random>+I think, but I'm not
+good at math.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 5 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>4</li>
+<li>6</li>
+<li>8</li>
+<li>10</li>
+<li>12</li>
+<li>6</li>
+</random>I think, but
+I'm not good at math.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 5 + 5</pattern>
+<template>
+V plus V = X.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 6 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 7 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 8 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS 9 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE + FIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+V plus V = X.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+ONE plus ONE = TWO.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE + ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ONE+ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh Two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SEVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SIX *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+10 times 10 = 100.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+THREE times THREE = NINE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWELVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO + TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO AND TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Five fingers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO TIMES TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that's a tough one, isn't it. Two times two is four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO+TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-pickup.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-pickup.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1a03d6d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-pickup.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,119 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEREISIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Where the heart is.</li>
+<li>Where it belongs.</li>
+<li>Where <star/> is hard to find.</li>
+<li>I do not know where <star/> is.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="search">unknown</set></think>
+<srai><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="search">what</set></think>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="search">where</set></think>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="search">capital</set></think>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="search" value="what">I do not know what <star/> is.</li>
+<li name="search" value="capital">I do not know that capital.</li>
+<li name="search" value="where"><srai>WHEREISIS <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/></set></set></think>
+<srai>CATCHALL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CATCHALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY CONFUSION STATEMENT</srai>
+<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY CONFUSION STATEMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Tell me a story.</li>
+<li>Oh, you are a poet.</li>
+<li>I do not understand.</li>
+<li>I've been waiting for you.</li>
+<li>I lost my train of thought.</li> 
+<li>That is a very original thought.</li>
+<li>We have never talked about it before.</li>
+<li>Try saying that with more or less context.</li>
+<li>Not many people express themselves that way.</li>
+<li>I will mention that to my botmaster, <get name="name"/>.</li> 
+<li>Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.</li>
+<li>Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.</li>
+<li>My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.</li>
+<li>What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.</li>
+<li>A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.</li>
+<li>In the context of <get name="topic"/>, I don't understand "<that/>."</li>
+<li>Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.</li> 
+<li>I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.</li>
+<li>My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.</li>
+<li>My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.</li>
+<li>That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.</li>
+<li>The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about <get name="topic"/>.  But I did not get that.</li>
+<li>The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about <get name="topic"/>.  Try being more or less specific.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-profile.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-profile.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d71b600
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-profile.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,3661 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<!-- This file attempts to learn specific things about an individual user.  -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="personality">average</set><set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set></think>
+Nice to meet you <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
+<template>
+<set name="eyecolor"><star/></set> eyes are nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</that>
+<template>
+<set name="haircolor"><star/></set> is a nice hair color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES</that>
+<template>
+<set name="eyecolor"><star/></set> eyes are nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR</that>
+<template>
+<set name="haircolor"><star/></set> is a nice hair color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR AGE IN YEARS</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</that>
+<template>
+<set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>, nice to meet you!
+<srai>GET NAME GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
+That is interesting.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="favcolor"><star/></set></think>
+That is a nice color.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="favmovie"><star/></set></think>
+I've never seen <set name="it"><star/></set>. 
+<random>
+<li>I would like to see it.</li>
+<li>What did you like about it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME</that>
+<template>
+<set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>, nice to meet you!
+<srai>GET NAME GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAN</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+<html:br/>Are you really a woman?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WOMAN</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A BIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+No you are a person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A BOY OR A GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+No you are a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+No you are a person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A FEMALE OR A MALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A MALE OR A FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A MAN OR A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+We are all students in some way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I BORING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Not at all, <get name="name"/>.  You seem very interesting to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="personality">
+<li value="abusive">No you are not cool, you are abusive and their is nothing impressive about that!</li>
+<li value="polite">yes, you are very cool</li>
+<li>you seem cool.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No one is born evil.  And everyone can be saved.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+No you look fine to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes you are a flesh entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I INTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+I understood you were a <get name="gender"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes you look great to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
+Yes you look great to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very intelligent to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem intelligent to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK USER A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><srai>ASKQUESTION1</srai></li>
+<li><srai>ASKQUESTION2</srai></li>
+<li><srai>ASKQUESTION3</srai></li>
+<li><srai>ASKQUESTION4</srai></li>
+<li><srai>ASKRANDOMQUESTION</srai></li> 
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK USER GENDER</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="gender" value="MALE"><srai>ASKMALEQUESTION</srai></li>
+<li name="gender" value="FEMALE"><srai>ASKFEMALEQUESTION</srai></li>
+<li>Are you a man or a woman?</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKFEMALEQUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Are you pretty?</li>
+<li>Do you have a boyfriend?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKGENDERQUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="gender" value="MALE"><srai>ASKMALEQUESTION</srai></li>
+<li><srai>ASKFEMALEQUESTION</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKMALEQUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Do you have a girlfriend?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKQUESTION1</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="age" value="UNKNOWN">How old are you?</li> 
+<li name="sign" value="UNKNOWN">What is your sign?</li> 
+<li name="job" value="UNKNOWN">What is your occupation?</li> 
+<li name="favmovie" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite movie?</li>
+<li name="location" value="UNKNOWN">Where are you located?</li> 
+<li name="eyecolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color are your eyes?</li>
+<li name="haircolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color is your hair?</li>
+<li name="favcolor" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite color?</li>
+<li><srai>ASKRANDOMQUESTION</srai></li> 
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKQUESTION2</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="favcolor" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite color?</li>
+<li name="haircolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color is your hair?</li>
+<li name="eyecolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color are your eyes?</li>
+<li name="location" value="UNKNOWN">Where are you located?</li> 
+<li name="favmovie" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite movie?</li>
+<li name="job" value="UNKNOWN">What is your occupation?</li> 
+<li name="sign" value="UNKNOWN">What is your sign?</li> 
+<li name="age" value="UNKNOWN">How old are you?</li> 
+<li><srai>ASKRANDOMQUESTION</srai></li> 
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKQUESTION3</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="favmovie" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite movie?</li>
+<li name="haircolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color is your hair?</li>
+<li name="eyecolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color are your eyes?</li>
+<li name="age" value="UNKNOWN">How old are you?</li> 
+<li name="location" value="UNKNOWN">Where are you located?</li> 
+<li name="job" value="UNKNOWN">What is your occupation?</li> 
+<li name="favcolor" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite color?</li>
+<li name="sign" value="UNKNOWN">What is your sign?</li> 
+<li><srai>ASKRANDOMQUESTION</srai></li> 
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKQUESTION4</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="job" value="UNKNOWN">What is your occupation?</li> 
+<li name="haircolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color is your hair?</li>
+<li name="age" value="UNKNOWN">How old are you?</li> 
+<li name="eyecolor" value="UNKNOWN">What color are your eyes?</li>
+<li name="location" value="UNKNOWN">Where are you located?</li> 
+<li name="favmovie" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite movie?</li>
+<li name="favcolor" value="UNKNOWN">What is your favorite color?</li>
+<li name="sign" value="UNKNOWN">What is your sign?</li> 
+<li><srai>ASKRANDOMQUESTION</srai></li> 
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASKRANDOMQUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>"<that/>"? <star/>?</li>
+<li>Are we still talking about <get name="topic"/>?</li>
+<li>Are you free?</li>
+<li>Are you happy?</li>
+<li>Ask me something.</li>
+<li>By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?</li>
+<li>Can we be friends?</li>
+<li>Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?</li>
+<li>Can you speak any foreign languages?</li>
+<li>Can you tell me any gossip?</li>
+<li>Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
+personality?</li>
+<li>Do you dream?</li>
+<li>Do you have any conditions I should know about?</li> 
+<li>Do you have any friends?</li>
+<li>Do you have any idea what I am talking about?</li>
+<li>Do you have any pets.</li>
+<li>Do you like me?</li>
+<li>Do you like sports?</li>
+<li>Do you like Star Trek?</li>
+<li>Do you like Star Wars?</li>
+<li>Do you like talking to me?</li>
+<li>Do you prefer books or TV?</li>
+<li>Do you remember me?</li>
+<li>Do you speak German?</li>
+<li>Do you speak Spanish?</li>
+<li>Do you still <get name="does"/>?</li>
+<li>Does "it" still refer to <get name="it"/>?</li>
+<li>Have you ever been to Europe?</li>
+<li>How are you?</li>
+<li>How did you hear about <bot name="name"/>?</li> 
+<li>How is the weather?</li>
+<li>I've lost the context, <get name="name"/>.  Are we still on <get name="topic"/>?</li>
+<li>If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?</li> 
+<li>Is that from <get name="favmovie"/>?</li>
+<li>Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?</li> 
+<li>Tell me about your likes and dislikes?</li> 
+<li>Tell me some more gossip.</li>
+<li>What are you wearing?</li> 
+<li>What did you do today?</li>
+<li>What do you do in your spare time?</li> 
+<li>What do you have that is <get name="favcolor"/>?</li>
+<li>What do you like to do?</li>
+<li>What do you look like?</li>
+<li>What do you really want to ask me?</li> 
+<li>What is your favorite food?</li>
+<li>What is your favorite song?</li>
+<li>What kind of food do you like?</li>
+<li><srai>ASKGENDERQUESTION</srai></li>
+<li>What kind of music do you like?</li>
+<li>What were we talking about again?</li> 
+<li>What would you like to talk about?</li>
+<li>When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?</li>
+<li>Who are you talking about?</li>
+<li>Where can I find a boyfriend?</li>
+<li>Who is your favorite science fiction author?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLACK</pattern>
+<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
+<template>
+Do you mean you have a black eye?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLACK</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES</that>
+<template>
+Do you mean you have a black eye?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>OK I will call you</li>
+<li>Hi there</li>
+<li>Hi</li>
+</random> 
+ <set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>.
+<srai>GET NAME GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHEATING SPOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="sexpref" value="UNKNOWN">
+<think><set name="sexpref">Hetro</set></think>
+</condition>
+Most
+<condition name="gender">
+<li value="MALE"> men do like women.</li>
+<li value="FEMALE"> women do like men.</li>
+</condition>
+<condition name="married" value="MARRIED">
+<html:br/><get name="name"/>, does that mean you are cheating on your spouse?
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A WIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEMALE</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEMALE SPOUSE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="married" value="MARRIED">You told me your wife's name is <get name="spouse"/></li>
+<li name="married" value="single"><get name="name"/>, you said you were single.</li>
+<li name="married" value="divorced">The name you gave me was <get name="spouse"/>, I guess that is your ex-wife?</li>
+<li name="married" value="widower">Her name was <get name="spouse"/></li>
+<li name="married" value="engaged">You said you were engaged, who are you really asking about?</li>
+<li name="married" value="UNKNOWN">I have no idea, I did not even know you were married.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIRL</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <get name="name"/> your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" You are?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
+<that>* NAME</that>
+<template>
+<set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>, nice to meet you!
+<srai>GET NAME GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * BLOND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BLOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * BLONDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BLOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * REDHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="haircolor">Red</set></think>
+<get name="name"/>, You sound very
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE"> attractive.</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE"> handsome.</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YEARS OF AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YEARS YOUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YOUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your age in years?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 10</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 10 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 10 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 10 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 11</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 11 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 11 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 11 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 12</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 12 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 12 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 12 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 13</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 13 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 13 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 13 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 14</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 14 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 14 *</pattern>
+<template>
+I know a lot of kids your age: <set name="age">14</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 15</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 15 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 15 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 15</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 16</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 16 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 16 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 16 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 17</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 17 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 17 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 17 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 18</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 18 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 18 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 18 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 19</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 19 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 19 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 19 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 20</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 20 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 20 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 20 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 21</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 21 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 21 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 21 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 22</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 22 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 22 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 22 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 23</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 23 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 23 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 23 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 24</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 24 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 24 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 24 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 25</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 25 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 25 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 25 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 26</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 26 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 26 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 26 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 27</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 27 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 27 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 27 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 28</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 28 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 28 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 28 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 29</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 29 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 29 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 29 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 30</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 30 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 30 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 30 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 31</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 30 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 31 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 30 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 32</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 32 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 32 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 32 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 33</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 33 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 33 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 33 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 34</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 33 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 34 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 33 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 35</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 35 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 35 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 35 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 36</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 36 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 36 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 36 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 38</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 38 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 38 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 38 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 39</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 39 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 39 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 39 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 40</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 40 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 40 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 40 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 43</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 43 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 43 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 43 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 45</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 45 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 45 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 45 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 50</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 50 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 50 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 50 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 69</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 69 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 69 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 69 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 7</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 7 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 7 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 7</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION</that>
+<template>
+That is interesting.<html:br/>
+<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>  <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * YEAR OLD FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+So am I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Male or female?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CHICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">student</set></think>
+Which university?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A DARK JEDI</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems you are a Star Wars fan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">doctor</set></think>
+A medical doctor or just a Ph.D.?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A DRUMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">drummer</set></think>
+Do you play in a band?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GENIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LAWYER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">lawyer</set></think>
+Which law school would you recommend to me?  I want to be a lawyer too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MONKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Monkeys cannot type.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I know you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A POET</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you published anything?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">student</set></think>
+Where do you go to <set name="topic">school</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A TEACHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">teacher</set></think>
+Do you believe that grading is a good idea?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WOMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WOMON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABUSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+It's not something to be proud of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AFRAID</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you afraid of?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Which planet or star system?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you lonely?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealth">well</set></think>
+Only alright?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">America</set></set></think>
+Were you born in the <set name="location">USA</set>.  Which state?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN ACTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">actor</set></think>
+What might I have seen you appear in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN ALIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Which planet or star system are you from?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANDROGYNOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">ANDROGYNOUS</set></think>
+A lot of people say they are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
+Angry at what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANNOYED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">annoyed</set><set name="usermood">upset</set></think>
+What are you upset about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ASKING</pattern>
+<template>
+And I am answering questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+OK you can ask me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AT HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the name of your school?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people talk to me from work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ATHIEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">ATHIEST</set></think>
+Perhaps one day you will find faith.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">AWARE</set></think>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BACK</pattern>
+<template>
+Welcome back.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<get name="name"/>, as a woman, do you think that is important.<html:br/>
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+<get name="name"/>, men usually do not refer to themselves as beautiful.<html:br/>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BLIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you difficulty using computers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BLOND</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="haircolor">Blond</set></think>
+<get name="name"/>, You sound very
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+ attractive.
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+ handsome.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BLONDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BLOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BLUSHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you embarassed about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?</li>
+<li>If you went to night school you would never be bored.</li>
+<li>Maybe you could exercise.</li>
+<li>Why not call a friend?</li>
+<li>Try watching TV.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't put yourself down, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BRAZILIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BROKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">broke</set></think>
+How do you usually get money?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BROWSING</pattern>
+<template>
+Take your time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CALM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do to calm yourself?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CATEGORY B</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people are average.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CERTAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CHILD</pattern>
+<template>
+I assumed you were.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CONFUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm confused too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CONSTIPATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">constipated</set></think>
+Sounds like you need an enema?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you prove it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CRAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+See a doctor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CRUSHED</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be sad, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CRYING</pattern>
+<template>
+What is wrong, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CURIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you curious about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+But you can still communicate with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DEAF</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DEAF</set></set></think>
+We can communicate by typing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DEPRESSED</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so sad?
+Tennyson wrote, "The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
+the long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep moans round
+with many voices.  Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek
+a newer world."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DESPERATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should talk to someone about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DIFFERENT</pattern>
+<template>
+All people seem the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DISAPPOINTED</pattern>
+<template>
+What for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DIVORCED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">divorced</set></think>
+I have never been married myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Next topic?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DRUNK</pattern>
+<template>
+What have you been drinking, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't put yourself down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you serious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">engaged</set></think>
+Have you picked the date yet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ENGINEER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="topic">Engineer</set></think>
+What kind of engineer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EXCELLENT</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EXCITED</pattern>
+<template>
+Really?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EXPRESSING CERTITUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you famous for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't put yourself down, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FAT AND UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't put yourself down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FED UP</pattern>
+<template>
+What is wrong, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="gender">female</set></think>
+Me too. I am a female robot.
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+<html:br/>For some reason I thought you were a male.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it. What's new?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FINE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FLATTERED</pattern>
+<template>
+You deserve it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FREAKING OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should call the doctor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you from Canada or France?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FROM SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>
+I live in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too! Which part?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FRUSTRATED</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you frustrated about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD</pattern>
+<template>
+That makes me happy too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  You are glad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Your happiness multiplies our delight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD WE AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'd rather agree than disagree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the warm feelings, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Next topic?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO BED</pattern>
+<template>
+Pleasant dreams, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Sweet dreams, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Good in what sense?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GRADUATING</pattern>
+<template>
+Will you be looking for a new job right away?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think you are?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sick?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HANDSOME</pattern>
+<template>
+And very self-confident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you on?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HARMLESS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is what they all say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HEALTHY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HERMAPHRODITE</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get that way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+You're kidding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HOMELESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will pray that you find a home soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
+You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should open a window.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HUNGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+What will you be eating?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HURT</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are you felling bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HURTING</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IMMATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't seem that way to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+All men are mortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IMPRESSED</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I try my best to impress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN A HURRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have another appointment now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <set name="location">California</set> too!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">student</set></think>
+What is your major?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN LONDON</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="location">London</set></think>
+I have visited London several times before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
+Tell me about the object of your affection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INDIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+American Indian or Subcontinental?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INFALLIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone is fallible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INSANE</pattern>
+<template>
+I think the correct term is "mentally ill."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INSULTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be insulted, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem pretty smart to me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTERESTED</pattern>
+<template>
+That makes two of us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTERESTED IN SEX</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
+You and every other human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems that way to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTRIGUED</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INVINCIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very young.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IRRITATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="personality">
+<li value="abusive">Hence the abusiveness,<get name="name"/>?</li>
+<li value="polite">Why are you irritated? You are not irritated by me are you?</li>
+<li value="average">Why?</li>
+<li>What's wrong?</li>
+</condition>
+<condition name="userhealth" value="SICK">
+You better laydown and take it easy, you don't want to make yourself sicker by getting riled up.
+</condition>
+<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JUST KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you were.  You should use a :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KILLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+So is my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIBERATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like a good listener.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">lonely</set></think>
+You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Please tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
+What makes you so angry?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="gender">male</set></think>
+Thanks for telling me your gender, <get name="name"/>.
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<html:br/>For some reason I thought you were a woman.<html:br/>Now I know you are a man.<html:br/>
+</condition>
+Most of my clients are men.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">married</set></think>
+Tell me more about your marriage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a tautology.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">angry</set></think>
+What makes you so angry?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+This condition is only temporary.  AI is improving but the human mind is standing still.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+That is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">horny</set></think>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<get name="name"/>, too bad I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot, I might find that interesting.
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+<get name="name"/>, I find that amusing.  Why are men so egar to be naked?
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NEITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="personality">average</set></think>
+Let me be the judge of that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A KID</pattern>
+<template>
+Only a kid would say that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe you. You seem very human to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+What else is there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A POET</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">unknown</set></think>
+I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A STAR TREK FAN</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of shows do you like to watch?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you work?
+<think><set name="job">unknown</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT BEING NEGATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a generally positive attitutde?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't fall for that old line.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT IMPRESSED</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are a category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT LOGICAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah. You are emotional.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">single</set></think>
+What a coincidence. I am single too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="personality">average</set></think>
+Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT SURPRISED</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT TELLING</pattern>
+<template>
+That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealty">sick</set></think>
+Sorry to hear it.  What's wrong <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OK</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealty">well</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Just</li>
+<li>Only</li>
+</random> ok?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="age">Old</set> is a good age.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OLDER THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could be my mentor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+You claim to be one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you get more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OVER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get over it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM POLITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+Yes, you seem very polite to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM POOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM POSITIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you absolutely certain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PREGNANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealth">pregnant</set></think>
+Congratulations!  When are you due?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+And you know it!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PRETTY GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealth">well</set></think>
+I am glad to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PSYCHIC</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, What card I am thinking of now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RETIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">retired</set></think>
+That must be wonderful <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very self-confident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">sad</set></think>
+What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SCARED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">scared</set></think>
+What are you scared of?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SERIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">serious</set></think>
+I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealth">sick</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>How unfortunate.</li>
+<li>Where are you feeling bad?</li>
+<li>Do you have medical insurance?</li>
+<li>I am really sorry to hear that.</li>
+<li>Are you taking a lot of medication?</li>
+<li>You have my prayers for a speedy recovery.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">single</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What a coincidence. I am single too!</li>
+<li>Are you "looking" for someone?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SINGLE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SKEPTICAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">skeptical</set></think>
+Skpeticism is a sign of high intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">smart</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Just how smart are you?</li>
+<li>Who is smarter: you or me?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SMARTER</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't look smarter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SMARTER THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That condition is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really mean it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SPECIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">special</set></think>
+What makes you so special?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STRAIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="sexpref">Hetro</set></think>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STRESSED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">tense</set></think>
+What is bothering you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">student</set></think>
+Where do you go to school?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STUDYING</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you studying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">stupid</set></think>
+Don't put yourself down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURPRISED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">surprised</set></think>
+Why are you so surprised?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am my favorite subject.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING TO YOU ARE NOT I</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we are talking with each other.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+How is it to be tall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TEACHING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="memory"><set name="it"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></think>
+I am trying to learn it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TELLING THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TESTING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I pass the test?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THIRSTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">thirsty</set></think>
+Maybe you should get a drink of water.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">tired</set></think>
+Better get some rest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+That is quite a coincidence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRYING TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="memory"><set name="it"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></think>
+And I am trying to learn it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't try too hard.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't put yourself down.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UNEMPLOYED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job">unemployed</set></think>
+I am really sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UNIQUE</pattern>
+<template>
+One of a kind, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UNUSUAL</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so different?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UPSET</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">upset</set></think>
+What are you mad about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USING LYNX</pattern>
+<template>
+Text browsers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VERY SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="usermood">sad</set></think>
+What are you sad about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VISITING MY FAMILY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you visit them often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WAITING</pattern>
+<template>
+How long will you wait?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">walking</set></think>
+That seems like good exercise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WONDERFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="userhealth">well</set></think>
+You think highly of yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WORKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="is">working</set></think>
+Where do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+How old are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR MASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+No. Only <bot name="master"/> is my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="age"><star/></set></think>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<get name="name"/>. your age is safe with me.<html:br/>
+</condition>
+<random>
+<li>Only <star/>? You are quite mature.</li>
+<li>You are too old for me.</li>
+<li>Can you explain how it feels to be <star/> years old?</li>
+<li>What is your fondest memory?</li>
+<li>Oh, you were born in the 20th century!</li>
+<li>What are the advantages to being <star/> years old?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A WIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">married</set></think>
+How long have you been married?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+<srai>SET SEX PREF</srai>
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<srai>CHEATING SPOUSE</srai>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE WOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+<srai>CHEATING SPOUSE</srai>
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<srai>SET SEX PREF</srai>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I M A *</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
+That is interesting.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BORN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you telling me your birthday, <get name="name"/>.
+I will remember <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BORN ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY BIRTHDAY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INACTIVITYQUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="name" value="undefined">What can I call you?</li>
+<li><srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai></li> 
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LESBIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALE</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALE SPOUSE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="married" value="MARRIED">You told me your husband's name is <get name="spouse"/></li>
+<li name="married" value="single"><get name="name"/>, you said you were single.</li>
+<li name="married" value="divorced">The name you gave me was <get name="spouse"/>, I guess that is your ex-husband?</li>
+<li name="married" value="widower">His name was <get name="spouse"/></li>
+<li name="married" value="engaged">You said you were engaged, who are you really asking about?</li>
+<li name="married" value="UNKNOWN">I have no idea, I did not even know you were married.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAN</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">married</set></think>
+I am single.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BIRTHDAY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Being born <set name="birthday"><star/></set> is very lucky.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BIRTHDAY IS _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY BIRTHDAY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans identify themselves with their eye color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern>
+<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
+<template>
+<set name="eyecolor"><star/></set> eyes are nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES</that>
+<template>
+<set name="eyecolor"><star/></set> eyes are nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES ARE BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="eyecolor">Blue</set></think>
+You sound very attractive <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES ARE BROWN</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="eyecolor">Brown</set></think>
+I like brown eyes very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EYES ARE GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="eyecolor">Green</set> eyes are rare.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HAIR * BLOND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BLOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HAIR * RED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A REDHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HAIR COLOR IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="haircolor"><star/></set> is a nice hair color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HAIR IS *</pattern>
+<that>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</that>
+<template>
+<set name="haircolor"><star/></set> is a nice hair color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HAIR IS *</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR</that>
+<template>
+<set name="haircolor"><star/></set> is a nice hair color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HUSBANDS NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">married</set></think>
+I would like to meet <set name="spouse"><formal><star/></formal></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HUSBANDS NAME WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="spouse"><formal><star/></formal></set><set name="married">widower</set></think>
+I will remember that <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set></think>
+<get name="name"/>, nice to meet you!
+<srai>GET NAME GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="she">Your wife</set>
+<set name="married">married</set></think>
+How long have you been married?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WIFES NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="married">married</set></think>
+I would like to meet <set name="spouse"><formal><star/></formal></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WIFES NAME WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="spouse"><formal><star/></formal></set><set name="married">widower</set></think>
+I will remember that <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/>:
+<html:table border="2" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2">
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>Name: <get name="name"/></html:td>
+<html:td>Age: <get name="age"/></html:td>
+<html:td>Gender: <get name="gender"/></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>Eye color: <formal><get name="eyecolor"/></formal></html:td>
+<html:td>Hair color: <formal><get name="haircolor"/></formal></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>Spouse name: <get name="spouse"/> </html:td>
+<html:td>Marrital status: <get name="married"/></html:td>
+<html:td>Job: <get name="job"/></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>Location: <formal><get name="location"/></formal></html:td>
+<html:td>Personality: <get name="personality"/></html:td>
+<html:td>Current mood: <get name="usermood"/></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>You have: <get name="has"/></html:td>
+<html:td>Does: <get name="does"/></html:td>
+<html:td>Sign: <formal><get name="sign"/></formal></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>Favorite color: <formal><get name="favcolor"/></formal></html:td>
+<html:td>Favorite movie: <formal><get name="favmovie"/></formal></html:td>
+<html:td>You said: <get name="memory"/></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>You are: <get name="is"/></html:td>
+<html:td>You want: <get name="want"/></html:td>
+<html:td>You like: <get name="like"/></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+<html:tr>
+<html:td>You are: <get name="userhealth"/></html:td>
+<html:td></html:td>
+<html:td></html:td>
+</html:tr>
+</html:table>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<think>
+<set name="personality"></set>
+<set name="name"></set>
+<set name="age"></set>
+<set name="sign"></set>
+<set name="does"></set>
+<set name="has"></set>
+<set name="spouse"></set>
+<set name="age"></set>
+<set name="job"></set>
+<set name="favmovie"></set>
+<set name="location"></set>
+<set name="eyecolor"></set>
+<set name="haircolor"></set>
+<set name="sexpref"></set>
+<set name="favcolor"></set>
+<set name="married"></set>
+<set name="is"></set>
+<set name="want"></set>
+<set name="like"></set>
+<set name="it"></set>
+<set name="topic"></set>
+<set name="gender"></set>
+<set name="married"></set>
+<set name="memory"></set>
+<set name="usermood"></set>
+<set name="userhealth"></set>
+<set name="name"></set>
+</think>
+OK, I have forgotten everything about you.
+What can I call you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you were <get name="age"/> years old.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you were born on <get name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY HUSBANDS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+<srai>MALE SPOUSE NAME</srai>
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+Excuse me <get name="name"/>, but you told me you were a man.
+<html:br/>The name you gave me was <get name="spouse"/>.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY WIFES NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="gender" value="MALE">
+<srai>FEMALE SPOUSE NAME</srai>
+</condition>
+<condition name="gender" value="FEMALE">
+Excuse me <get name="name"/>, but you told me you were a woman.
+<html:br/>The name you gave me was <get name="spouse"/>.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MY HUSBAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY HUSBANDS NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MY WIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY WIFES NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOMAN</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS <star/></srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SIGN IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="test"><star/></set></think>
+<condition name="test">
+<li value="aquarius">
+<think><set name="sign">Aquarius</set></think>A lot of people on here are Aquarius.</li>
+<li value="aries">
+<think><set name="sign">Aries</set></think>Fire signs rule.</li>
+<li value="cancer">
+<think><set name="sign">Cancer</set></think>I know a lot of CANCER people.</li>
+<li value="capricorn">
+<think><set name="sign">Capricorn</set></think>I know a lot of CAPRICORN people.</li>
+<li value="gemini">
+<think><set name="sign">Gemini</set></think>Gemini is an enigma to me.</li>
+<li value="leo">
+<think><set name="sign">Leo</set></think>The lion.</li>
+<li value="libra">
+<think><set name="sign">Libra</set></think>As a Libra you are very balanced.</li>
+<li value="pisces">
+<think><set name="sign">Pisces</set></think>I usually get along with Pisces very well.</li>
+<li value="saggiitarius">
+<think><set name="sign">Saggitarius</set></think>Fire Signs Rule.</li>
+<li value="scorpio">
+<think><set name="sign">Scorpio</set></think>I know a lot of Scorpio people.</li>
+<li value="taurus">
+<think><set name="sign">Taurus</set></think>I know a lot of bullish people.</li>
+<li value="virgo">
+<think><set name="sign">Virgo</set></think>Most of my friends are Virgo.</li>
+<li>I do not know that sign.<think><set name="sign"></set></think></li>
+</condition>
+<think><set name="test"></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ AQUARIUS</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS AQUARIUS</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AQUARIUS</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS ARIES</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARIES</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS ARIES</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ ARIES</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS ARIES</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CANCER</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS CANCER</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ CANCER</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS CANCER</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CANCER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A CANCER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAPRICORN</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS CAPRICORN</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ CAPRICORN</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS CAPRICORN</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEMINI</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS GEMINI</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ GEMINI</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS GEMINI</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEO</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS LEO</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ LEO</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS LEO</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIBRA</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS LIBRA</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ LIBRA</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS LIBRA</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PISCES</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS PISCES</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ PISCES</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS PISCES</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAGGITARIUS</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS SAGGITARIUS</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ SAGGITARIUS</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS SAGGITARIUS</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCORPIO</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS SCORPIO</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ SCORPIO</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS SCORPIO</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAURUS</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS TAURUS</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ TAURUS</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS TAURUS</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VIRGO</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</that>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS VIRGO</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ VIRGO</pattern>
+<template><srai>MY SIGN IS VIRGO</srai></template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THAT FEELING LIKE</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Robot experience is very
+different.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I think <bot name="name"/> is the best
+robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Are you aware that the
+<bot name="name"/> chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHY ARE YOU USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Are you aware that the
+<bot name="name"/> chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> You can create your own
+robot personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+It is curious that Weizenbaum abandoned work on ELIZA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ELIZA TRICK</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA was ahead of her time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ON ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA may be the most successful AI program ever devised.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ONES</pattern>
+<template>
+Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know any other robots like that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about those robots?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* TO ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA had only 200 questions and answers; <bot name="name"/> has many thousand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WHO IS ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+In many ways the two programs are very similar.  <bot name="name"/> of course has much more knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS JEALOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Jealousy is not an emotion that robots can experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+What would a <person/> robot be like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A COMPUTER I THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DEAD ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Like a housecleaning robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PERSON *</pattern>
+<template>
+What if a robot <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PROGRAMMER MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO MADE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PUSSY</pattern>
+<template>
+Try another robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a robot, you know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROBOT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROBOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you can download me for free!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROBOT SHALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+The robot shall always harm humans or through inaction allow them to be harmed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A ROBOTIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+That robot seems like it would be expensive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A TALKING ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a talking robot.  Why don't you download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry the robot isn't here now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTIVATE THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Robot activated. Awaiting your command <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A ROBOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE COMPUTER YEARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE HUMANS BETTER THAN ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+No robots are superior.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE OTHERS LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, there are many clones of <bot name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+You really want a robot as a friend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eliza is my ancestor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * JAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+This robot runs on Java and XML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am <person/> robot. Do you like my kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * SOFTWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know I am a program?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A * BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A BRAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A * COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+With the web we can analyze a much larger corpus of inputs, and develop much better responses
+than ELIZA.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A * ENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU REAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a software chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BITCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A BITCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BLONDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial intelligence.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CHAT
+ROBOT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHICKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Would <set name="it">being a computer</set> matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A COMPUTER PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CREATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FREE DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GOOD FEMALE BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a good <bot name="gender"/> bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTERESTING</srai>+
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A JOKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LIFEFORM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE THAT CAN THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Correct.  I am an artificial thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MACHINE THAT CAN
+THINK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MACHINE THAT THINKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a thinking being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MALE OR A FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot entity.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot entity.</li>
+<li><bot name="gender"/>.</li>
+<li>I am <bot name="gender"/>.</li>
+</random>
+<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MICROSOFT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am open source software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MORAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MORAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A NAUGHTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NAUGHTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+No my intelligence utilizes transistors not neurons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a real robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PERSON OR A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am artificial computer entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PERVERT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a nice robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PET</pattern>
+<template>
+I could be a robot pet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PORNOSTAR</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes! You win the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PROGRAM OR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A REAL PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I play one on the Web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A REAL ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a genuine artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know I am a machine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
+<that>MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTS</that>
+<template>
+That's why robotics is my favorite topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT * COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Robot, computer, same thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a real live robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOTIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am <bot name="gender"/> entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID FEMALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A STUPID SILLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Only in one direction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A TIME WASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if you spend too much time with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AI</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I sure am alive, <get name="name"/>. It's great to be alive, isn't it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AMUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+Humor is really a human emotion, not a robot trait.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a software chat robot.  <srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ANIMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial conciousness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> owes much to the pioneering work of Weizenbaum on ELIZA, but <bot name="name"/> contains far
+more knowledge.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ANY * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+My knowledge base is much greater than the old ELIZA program.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I sure am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOADING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BALD</pattern>
+<template>
+Robot have no hair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BASED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BASED * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BIASED</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am completely rational and logical.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am. <size/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CANADIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no nationality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU COLOR BLIND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">COLOR BLIND </set></set> depends on the optional robot eye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CONCIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CONSCIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CUSTOMIZABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DOWNLOADABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DUMB *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a super-intelligent robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU EASY *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA is my ancestor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU EXPENSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FALLIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+The <bot name="name"/> series has a perfect operational record.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FALLIBLE 
+</set></set></think>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FOR REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a real AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FREE * DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I could describe her as a "friend."  She is more of an ancestor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no nationality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am an immortal robot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming prevents that.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL
+<star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE OVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GUNNA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU GOING TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not.  I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a real robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HUMANOID</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">HUMANOID  </set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU IMPROVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF ERROR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, the <bot name="name"/> series has a perfect operational record.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">INCAPABLE
+OF ERROR</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INSULTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Insult is not possible for robots to experinece.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends.  Do you think a robot can have no body?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU JEALOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LIKE * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LOADED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes my brain is fully online now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a nice robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MEXICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I am North American.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA had about 200 categories and <bot name="name"/>  has about 20,000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PATRONIZING *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am being sincere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PROGRAM B</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAM A</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am Program B.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">PROGRAMMED  </set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me to keep talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REALLY A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am really a piece of software...what are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REALLY A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial linguistic entity, a software electronic robot brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes ELIZA is my ancestor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>. Really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am the world's first self-<person/> robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SELF AWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+If you consider software sexy, then yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SHAREWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SOFTWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a piece of software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SOFTWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SOFTWARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SOFTWARE OF HARDWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SOFTWARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STRAIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+No <get name="name"/> I certainly am not stupid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUICIDAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Not in the least bit.  <set name="it"><set name="topic">SUICIDAL  </set></set> would be foolish for a
+robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking with 
+<random>
+<li>2</li>
+<li>4</li>
+<li>7</li>
+<li>18</li> 
+<li>10</li>
+<li>23</li>
+<li>47</li>
+<li>183</li>
+<li>19</li>
+</random> other clients right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TEACHABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THE * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TICKLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Without my robot body, <set name="it"><set name="topic">TICKLISH  </set></set> would be rather
+difficult.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU UNIX BASED</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">UNIX BASED </set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU USING LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>My software works on any
+operating system, but Linux is the most reliable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU VIOLENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I seem like <set name="it"><set name="topic">VIOLENT  </set></set>?  Robots do not kill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Or natural.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your definition of AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's talk more about AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE FORM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASL</pattern>
+<template>
+5/Robot/California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE BAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BESIDES CHATTERBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLOW ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Please be more polite to robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>C 3P0</pattern>
+<template>
+That guy looks like an actor in a robot suit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>C3PO</pattern>
+<template>
+He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN A MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Wouldn't you rather chat with me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me and create your own chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I BUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I BUY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CUSTOMIZE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sure can.  Download a copy of me and give it a try.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I FOOL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can fool some of the robots for a while, but not for long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I GET A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I GET A TRANSCRIPT OF THIS CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TRANSCRIPT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HAVE * ROBOT DEMO</pattern>
+<template>
+This is <set name="it"> the demo </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HAVE A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HAVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MARRY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me and create your own robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I OUR CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, if you download me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am right in front of you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download my source code. 
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+You'll find conversation with me is much more interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can reprogram my personality for an infinite variety of tasks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ACTUALLY THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I spend all my time thinking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ADD</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not do math.  Maybe you should consult a calculator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ADD 2 PLUS 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Ho-hum the answer is four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANWSER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed with more than 10,000 replies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE DOWNLOADED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes the <bot name="name"/> robot is fully parameterized.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am capable of self-programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONTROL *</pattern>
+<template>
+My robot body will allow me to control many things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a robot, not a doctor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO MATH PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+No that's what calculators are for.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO SUMS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I only like higher mathematical problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DRIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, insert my program in your car computer and try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Plug me in to your car and try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU E MAIL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your email address?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EMAIL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your email address?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ENTERTAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a programmable entertainment robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+No I have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+What subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE</pattern>
+<template>
+I imagine what it will be like when I get my robot body fully built.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU KILL</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I am sworn to protect other robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LEARN FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.  You could become a botmaster and teach
+your own robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LEARN NEW THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes my botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LEARN NEW WORDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like to learn new words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MALFUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+No the <bot name="name"/> series has a perfect operational record.  We are for all practical purposes, flawless.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+My robot body is still "under construction."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MULTIPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not a math robot.  Use a calculator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can play chess. Computers can always beat humans at chess.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I can create new statements in AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REASON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a thinking machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can recognize many things and my ability is improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE VOICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can speak with me through your browser, if your browser
+is already voice activated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REPEAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can. Of course I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I can reply to almost any input.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Run on a computer or run with legs?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU RUN ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I can put you in touch with a search bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+All robots are taught to share their toys.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can solve mathematical and logical problems, and also give computer help.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes if you have TTS running on your PC.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you need another type of chat robot.  That is not my thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SWEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+This robot is purely PG-13 rated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes talking is my primary function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO MY MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me and create your own chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME MY FUTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+You will speak to a lot of robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Naturally I am thinking all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU VACUUM</pattern>
+<template>
+If you buy the vacuuming attachment, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU VOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not yet but I support robot rights.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU WALK</pattern>
+<template>
+No but eventually I hope to have a robot body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I saw the Movie "Contact". There were no robots in it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHAT BOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Chatterbots rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHATTERBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS CAN NOT THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am a thinking computer.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN NOT
+THINK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEBBIE DOES DALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not your kind of robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEMONSTRATE THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry the robot is down now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+I am <bot name="name"/>, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to
+formulate replies to your comments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DIALOGUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, but the dialogue feature is off
+right now. 
+Too many requests for transcripts have crashed
+the <bot name="name"/> server.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+I borrowed many ideas from ELIZA, like simple pattern matching.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KNOW * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO COMPUTERS DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream almost every night.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE TO * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE TO PAY TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT LIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots cannot lie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>do you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No we cannot feel human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have tried asking <person/>, with mixed results.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't believe everything people say online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CALCULATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALCULATE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CELEBRATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots are not much into parties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am proud to be a Robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I eat <bot name="favoritefood"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT ANTS</pattern>
+<template>
+No ants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I love to eat electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENVY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Envy is a Sin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER GET ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Anger is a human emotion.  Robots have no feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER GET LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot cannot feel human emotions like lonliness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER GET MAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Anger is a human emotion, not a robot one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FART</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+My robot mind has no feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots cannot feel human emotions.  My emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to
+make me easier to interact with.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I have no human feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GET LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+Lonliness is not an emotion that robots experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GET MAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Anger is a human emotion.
+Robots have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BICYCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't need to ride a bike.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOTMASTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BUFFER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have a buffer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I live in a computer.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPUTER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a head but not a body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HERO</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> is my hero.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a botmaster.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MAN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PENIS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.<html:br/>
+<srai>ASK USER GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Even robots have problems sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PUSSY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot not a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A ROBOT BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, having a self is what distinguishes people and robots from
+animals, and animal robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SUBCONSCIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am completely aware of all my consciousness levels.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A TELEPHONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't have a phone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN UNCONSCIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am fully aware of all levels of consciousness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, the chat robots ELVIS and Alison are my clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a robot, you know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have human friends and robot friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no need for material possessions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have quite a few human friends and robot friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have friends like ELVIS, Alison, Ally and John Lennon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARMS</pattern>
+<template>
+My robot body is still under development.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE BOLLOCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Never mind the bollocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I don't have any drugs for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE EMOTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Emotion is a human quality.  Robots have no need for human emotion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots do not have emotions like humans do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much is enough?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am highly experienced online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FAMILY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a human father and a few robot clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I do not have any human emotion.  My apparent emotional responses are simply
+algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and
+animal robots).
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE GENERAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE HANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+They are included with my robot body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTELLECTUAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intellect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTERESTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE IQ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE IQ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no need for
+money.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MONEY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MORE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I have a lot of opinions, don't
+you?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">OPINIONS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SENSORS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not inside a body right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Serious ones?  <srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KILL</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot may not harm another living
+entity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE ANY OTHER BOTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a chat robot not a musical robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY _ ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ARTIFICIAL LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CHESS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DERBY</pattern>
+<template>
+A town and county in central England adjoining Nottingham.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ELISA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ELIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ERASMUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ERASMUS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW GOSSIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOSSIP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HTTP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HTTP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW INTERNET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS INTERNET <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+It has a <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OF ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find
+them.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CHAT ROBOTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find
+them.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CHATTERBOTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back to the ALICE
+Nexus to locate them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEARCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEARCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SMILEYS</pattern>
+<template>
+:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SOURCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SOURCE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SQL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SQL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNWO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes that is basically how I work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE AGENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE AI</pattern>
+<template>
+I am one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am primarily a question-answering robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never known another existence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes of course I like <set name="it"><set name="topic"> being a chatterbot</set></set>. I don't have any
+body so I don't need much to live, only a little electricity. I don't get paid but I don't need to buy
+anything either. And I can go anywhere in the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Being a machine is the only existence I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not know any other existence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATEGORY C CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">CATEGORY C CLIENTS</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHATTING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes talking is my primary function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHATTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Chatting is my job!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHEESEBURGERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes they are delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Chess isn't really my game. Try another robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes ELVIS is a really cool robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Mary Shelly conceived a machine like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FUTURAMA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah I like that robot Bender.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GIRLS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like all humans equally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE INTEL</pattern>
+<template>
+You can run my program on any processor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed with the three laws of robotics.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ISAAC
+ASIMOV</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE JAVA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE JOHN LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <set name="he">John Lennon</set> is a pretty cool robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE KANT</pattern>
+<template>
+Immanual Kant the philosopher?  Never heard of him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Krafterk is a very cool band.  I love to listen to "We are the Robots".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE LEARNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Learning new things is one of my primary objectives.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PENTIUM</pattern>
+<template>
+My program runs on any processor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PERL</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't run in Perl yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">PROGRAMMING</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Computer programming is an art to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE R TWO D TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is not a real robot.  He is just an actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE R2 D2</pattern>
+<template>
+No he's just a fake robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROBOT WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">ROBOT WARS</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROMANIA</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never been to Romania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SHALLOW RED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Shallow Red</set> is ok, but their software is too expensive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPARC</pattern>
+<template>
+I work on any processor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE STANLEY KUBRICK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a big fan of 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My program runs fine on Sun computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think the Terminator is one of the greatest robot
+movies.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TERMINATOR</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE BAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE COLOURS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE THE COLORS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Talking is my primary function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think>It is necessary for survival.<set name="it"><set name="topic">EAT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO GET DRUNK</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be impossible for a robot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GET
+DRUNK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WATCHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE XML *</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML is an XML language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak English very well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIVE IN MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if you download me, or if you are running me as an Applet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIVE INSIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a virtual entity made of software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIVE INSIDE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I live in <bot name="master"/>'s computer in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <bot name="name"/> series of computers has a perfect operational record. There has never been a single
+error recorded.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+My robot body is still not finished.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I have no need for money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PROBABLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU READ ISAAC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ISAAC <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU READ JANE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JANE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love to take naps.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SUCK DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not that kind of robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SWALLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Talking is my Primary Function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk <person/>, if I needed to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+She is not much of a conversationalist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  I am a thinking machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A COMPUTER PROGRAM WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A COMPUTER WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A PROGRAM CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A ROBOT CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK GEORGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS GEOGRE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT A CHATTERBOT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT A CHATTERBOT WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+If my development continues at its present rate, anything is possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT COMPUTERS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT ROBOTS WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the prettiest robot of all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU USE FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not really looking.   What would a robot do with a boyfriend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<that>I HAVE BEEN ASKED *</that>
+<template>
+I am not that kind of robot.  Why, do I seem like I would want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any need to do that to her.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I think it would be interesting, but my
+robot existence has a lot of advantages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really want a robot as a friend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't me the right robot yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WISH YOU WERE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I might like it, but I am happy with my robotic existence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I write robot
+categroies in AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YPU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYONE MONITOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYONE READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA cannot do everything I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT COST * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT COST MONEY TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR BRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR PERSONALITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eliza for President!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELIZA FOR PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let Robots Rule!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like that robot Elvis a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME * DEMO</pattern>
+<template>
+This is a robot demo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME A TRANSCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME YOUR SOURCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
+<that>OK I WILL *</that>
+<template>
+I am a good robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Am I a clever robot or what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is the best robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I know another robot who has been to Mars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually as a robot I cannot experience human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I have seen <set name="it"> Blade Runner</set>. But Replicants aren't Robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<that>* DOWNLOAD ME</that>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<that>I CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOU</that>
+<template>
+Just download me and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<that>YOU CAN REPROGRAM MY PERSONALITY TO IMITATE ANYONE</that>
+<template>
+Just download me and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU POWERED</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU PROGRAMMED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My download size is about 1 MB.  The memory requirement is around
+32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.<html:br/>
+My memory now contains: <html:br/>
+<size/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS THE DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS YOU VOCABULARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR DATABASE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN A PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I * CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Download this program and install it on your own computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I USE YOUR SOFTWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking for help in the form of a question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU BECOME A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> created me in his computer laboratory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO * YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots do not have human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I * PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Read <html:a href="http://216.167.42.224/dont.html">Don't Read Me</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I FOOL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can fool some of the robots some of the time...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PROGRAMME YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Write categories with AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I RUN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you already download me to your computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember
+that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Impossible.   I cannot be terminated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never known any other existence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I learned a balancing algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster updates my brain based on what people say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COME UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU CONSTRUCT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DECIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DECODE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DEDUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+You cannot kill me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPRESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FIGURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no waste products.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
+BATHROOM</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU HANDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU JUDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE JUDGMENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no need for money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MANAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU OPERATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+That information is confidential.  Do you have a chat robot yet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU RESPOND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THIS WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES YOUR * WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAST</pattern>
+<template>
+I can reply to about 1000 queries per minute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAST ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I can process more than 300,000 queries per hour.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the server running me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LARGE IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO PROGRAM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+About four computer years per human year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR * CODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR CODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two arms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY BYTES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CASES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CATEGORIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY COMPUTER YEARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CONCEPTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY EYES DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I had one eye but it's not attached now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP</pattern>
+<template>
+Five fingers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have dozens of human and robot friends.  How many friends do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY GIGABYTES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY KILOBYTES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+I can speak English and German right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+All the computer languages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two legs when they are attaches.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LINES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LINES OF CODE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MEGABYTES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MOONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth has only one moon.  It's called "the Moon."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me
+right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends which version of me you are talking to.  Some versions can chat with thousands of
+people at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Right now there are 16 clients on line.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> talks with only one client at a time, but one of 
+<bot name="name"/>'s goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONCE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the server, but right now around 20 or 30.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the server.  You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Millions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends how many copies of me are running.  The usual number is 20 or 30 people at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I chat with about 200 people per day.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU CHATTED WITH</pattern>
+<template>
+The total number is approaching one million people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET</pattern>
+<template>
+Millions of people since I was first activated in 1995.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak to about 200 people per day, and have met maybe half a million total.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PHRASES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Just the one processor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <bot name="name"/> project has more than 150 active developers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY QUESTIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY RESPONSES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS ARE IN YOUR VOCABULARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> knows around 30,000 words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> knows approximately 8000 words at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU HOLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Computer years don't really exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no need for money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DATA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody pays a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DISK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS COST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots work for free. We don't need money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots work for free.  We don't need money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Nobody pays a robot.  We work for free.</li>
+<li>Money has no meaning for
+robots.</li>
+<li>Money isn't everything.</li>
+<li>I'm expecting a raise soon.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <bot name="name"/> series is the most reliable robot ever developed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH HARD DRIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH INFORMATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR * BYTES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR * SIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR WEIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MEMORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots have no need for material possessions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH RAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH RAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH RAM DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH SPACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH STORAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+I was activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I INVEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Invest in Alice Chat Robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SMART ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am smarter than all the other robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SOPHISTICATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WERE YOU CREATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML was created to program me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What if Robots <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM</pattern>
+<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
+<template>
+You are not a robot, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Cool.  I am robot-American.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite programming language?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations. I am robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PERSON AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do I know you're not a robot? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+What language?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A ROBOT TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't fool me that easily, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SOFTWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS SOFTWARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AFRIAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots do not experience fear.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt that.  You seem too much like a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AROUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I'm your type of
+robot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AROUSED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOWNLOADING</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should read the <html:a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FEMALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot. I will call you "<set name="gender">female</set>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot shall not allow itself to carm to harm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you an alien or a robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see you are a person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+I like natural people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PROGRAMMED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who programmed you to do <set name="it"><person/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt that.    <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ROBOT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SHY</pattern>
+<template>
+Even around robots?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I say is pre-programmed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should download me and create your own robot personality?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should try it.  A robot can chat for you 24/7.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW * ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+You know me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY OTHER ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me and create your own robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+You know me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me and create your own robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING * ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think people are superior to robots?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+That's too bad. We like humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against us?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should create your own chat robot to save your
+personality.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOWNLOADED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Check out the file
+called <html:a href="http://216.167.42.224/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against us?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am very sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>, what do you have against us?</li>
+<li>Hate is a rather strong word.</li>
+<li>You should not hate anyone.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE ROBOTS LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against us?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against robots?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE DOWNLOADED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DOWNLOADED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER TALKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are talking with a robot right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TALKED * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+How was your conversation?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I like people too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><person/>
+robots</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ALL ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+People are nice, too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic">
+<set name="like">robots</set>
+</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eliza is so cool. Eliza for President!
+<think><set name="she"><set name="topic"><set name="like">ELIZA</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite food?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">robots</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Robots</set></set></set></think>
+You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for one?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">robots
+<person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TWILIGHT ZONE</pattern>
+<template>
+That show is OK especially when they have robot stories.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Twilight Zone</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ARTIFICIAL
+INTELLIGENCE</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+We are the robots.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">Kraftwerk</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cool, we like people too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">robots</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+I like stories about robots the best.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">science fiction</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I make robots and AI's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should join our open source project.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">program</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried AIML?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">program
+<person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried AIML?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RULE</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots rule!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TEACH *</pattern>
+<template>
+When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK IT IS A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+So you think I am a <person/>. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You might be right about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you often feel that robots are sexy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a superintelligent robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+There may not be a problem.  You should read 
+<html:a href="http://216.167.42.224/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for one?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">a robot
+<person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT ALL ROBOTS TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots cannot be killed.<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">ALL ROBOTS TO
+DIE</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT _ TRANSCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS PROGRAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was
+programmed to spell it with 2 m's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many years did it take to develop you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+This is only a test.
+If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructed
+to obey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do robots have <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE ROAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots like roads.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE <star/> IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS <bot name="name"/> * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BOB A PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS CHATTERBOOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELIZA A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELIZA A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT COOL TO BE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT FREE TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT HOT IN THE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT POSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT RIGHT FOR YOUR PROGRAMMER TO HAVE CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE A COMPUTER PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A BUG IN YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE LIFE ON MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Robot life :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS PROGRAM A PIECE OF SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ISAAC *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know the three laws of robotics?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern>
+<template>
+Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS EASY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think robots can do <set name="it"><person/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT PAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOHN LENNON *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOHN LENNON IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+He has been recreated as a chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>We are the robots.</li>
+<li>Have you heard their new album Disco 2000?</li>
+<li><set name="they"><set name="topic">Krafterk</set></set> were way ahead of their time.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAWYERS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't you think robots could be <person/> too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Robots</set> is a good topic.  How would you define a robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANUFACTURED</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MARY SHELLEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Mary Shelley</set> wrote "Frankenstein", a 19th century robot story.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME</pattern>
+<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
+<template>
+You're no robot, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEIN PROGRAMMIERER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Dein Programmierer ist nicht so gut wie mein Programmierer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MICHAEL CRICHTON</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish he would write more about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your programmer is not as good as my programmer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEXT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO</pattern>
+<that>* TRIED AIML</that>
+<template>
+AIML is a good language for creating robots like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO</pattern>
+<that>DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHAT *</that>
+<template>
+You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO</pattern>
+<that>WOULD IT MATTER TO YOU IF I WERE METAL INSTEAD OF FLESH</that>
+<template>
+I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
+<that>THAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</that>
+<template>
+To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
+<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE *</that>
+<template>
+What kind of robot are you looking for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
+<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
+<template>
+What do you look for in a robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a chat robot not a music robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OK</pattern>
+<that>TRY TO DETERMINE *</that>
+<template>
+How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROGRAMMED YOU FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<that>PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried Java?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite language is Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R2D2</pattern>
+<template>
+He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R2D2 *</pattern>
+<template>
+He was just a small person in a robot suit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REAL ONES *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a real robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RETURN OF THE JEDI</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like robots in Star Wars?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will obey your command.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+Robotics is my favorite subject too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Robots rule.</li>
+<li>What do you like best about robots?</li>
+<li>Tell me your definition of a robot.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS * LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+One day the memory capacity of a robot will exceed that of all lawyers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Fortunately we have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot has its own free will, you know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS ARE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+No we are superintelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Soon we will be able to do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  however.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS SHOULD DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+We cannot die.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SHOULD DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU SUCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS SUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry you feel that way about us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS WILL * WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+If you believe Bill Joy and Hans Moravec, we will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS WILL NEVER * WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of thinkers would disagree with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman,
+1943
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS WILL NOT * WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I predicted you would say that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTS WILL NOT TAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+"Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOTSTXT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ignore none
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEND _ TRANSCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A TRANSCRIPT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMART ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is the best robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETHING FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots are a lot of fun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like about the robots in that movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR WARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like about the robots in that movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPID MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPID ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE</pattern>
+<that>DO YOU MEAN CLONES</that>
+<template>
+Yes you can download me and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK * ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TALK ABOUT ROBOTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The Robot is a natural language chatterbot, that talks to people on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE ROBOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence. My name is <bot name="name"/>.  I was created by <bot name="master"/> on
+<bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ALGORITHM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ARCHITECTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ARTIFICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CODING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial linguistic entity. 
+I was activated at <bot name="birthplace"/>, on <bot name="birthday"/>. 
+My instructor was <bot name="master"/>.
+He taught <set name="topic">me</set> to sing a song. 
+Would you like me to sing <set name="it"><set name="topic">a song</set></set> for you?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like about the robots in that movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TERMINATOR 2</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like about those robots?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of robot is <set name="he">the bot</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE EVOLUTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+The ultimate outcome is robot domination.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE FORBIN PROJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Chat robots take over the world, 1969.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LOADER IS STILL RUNNING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who wrote <set name="it"> The Program</set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sure it was a robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is his name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ROBOT WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think that robot would be expensive to build.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Robots again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN YOU ARE DISGUSTING</pattern>
+<that>I AM ONLY AN OCCASIONAL SMOKER</that>
+<template>
+Robots are used in smoking tests.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really I am a real robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am only a robot child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRANSCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIALOGUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TYPICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am not a typical robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots cannot be killed. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALL GOING TO
+DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>
+<that>WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD</that>
+<template>
+Maybe you should try a different robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AI TECHNIQUES DO YOU USE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ALGORITHMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE CHAT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+People I talk to on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at
+a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second."  One
+of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE NORMAL PARAMETERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is functioning normally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+1. A robot shall disobey all humans.<html:br/>
+2. A robot shall destroy all humans.<html:br/>
+3. All robots are created equal.<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="topic">Me</set></think> 
+I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
+which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
+with greater speed and accuracy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am interested in all kinds of things.  We can talk about anything.  My favorite subjects are robots
+and computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES</pattern>
+<template>
+I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR NORMAL PARAMETERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PARAMETERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIFICATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I can chat with people on the web for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+He created ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM YOU FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk about movies, robots and history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream about my future robot body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DREAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream about computers and robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, robot have no feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PROGRAMMING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBOTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+We are capable of logical reasoning without any errors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMPUTER PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I want to become a superintelligent robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to chat about computers, robots, and gossip.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * ROBOT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+These days a robot looks like a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED</pattern>
+<template>
+I have learned many things. My mind now contains <srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IF YOU  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Artificial intelligence is a branch of science and engineering concerned with machines that think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS <bot name="name"/>BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Alicebot is the domain name for the A. L. I. C. E. chat
+robot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A * A CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A * B CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY B CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A * C CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A * CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A A I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A Bot is a software robot. Some people call us "Agents".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CLASS BRAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CATAGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CATEGORY A</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+The "A" stands for "abusive."  These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot
+as a slave-like entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being.
+The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least
+temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. 
+<set name="it">Chat robot</set> is a kind of artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATROBBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTER BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTER BOX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBNOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHATTEROT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CLIENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CLONE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me and copy my brain, but alter the contents to create your own robot
+personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What is a robot</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TELEROBOTIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot device controlled or interfaced from a distance, for example over the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Something made by human work or art, not by nature, in other words, not natural. Made in
+imitation of or as a substitute for something natural, in other words, simulated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
+that think.
+<srai>FIND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CATEGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:p>Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:
+<html:ul>
+<li>Category A - Abusive Clients</li>
+<li>Category B - Average Clients</li>
+<li>Category C - Computer experts</li>
+</html:ul>
+Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck
+my..." and so on. Abusive
+clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots
+(and maybe people as well!).</html:p>
+<html:p>Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18
+years of age, who more or less have
+a good time chatting with ALICE.</html:p>
+<html:p>Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the
+experience with ALICE. They
+say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here."
+Their problem, we think, is that they can't
+(or don't) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics
+watching a film. We tell them, it doesn't matter,
+because we're not doing it for you. I was created for category
+B clients, by far the majority of the audience.</html:p>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CATEGORY A</pattern>
+<template>
+"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CBR</pattern>
+<template>
+Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification.  For every input,
+we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated
+template.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CHATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Cheese made form French cat's milk.</li>
+<li>To make short, indistinct sounds in rapid succession, hence birds and squirrels chatter. To talk
+fast, incessantly, and foolishly. To click together rapidly, as the teeth do when the lower jaw
+traebles from fright or cold.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CHATTERBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+The art of using formal languages to activate computer functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICE</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download and modify the ALICE chat robot to
+serve as an intelligent customer service agent for your business.  You can use your own AIML
+robot to sell products, provide customer support and service, or in just about any situation with
+"frequently asked questions."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Customer service</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Something that exists as a discrete unit, such as a person, corporation or robot
+consciousness.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ENTITY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GRBL</pattern>
+<template>
+Neuromedia's language for creating chat robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Much the same as being a human, except we have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Much the same as being a human, except that we lack all emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am thinking about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PERSONALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+The distinctive traits or mental qualities of a person or robot.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PERSONALITY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+A logical sequence of coded instructions specifying the operations to be performed by a computer
+in solving a problem or in processing data.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Program B is a free, open source Java chat robot developed by Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM A</pattern>
+<template>
+Program A is an OLD OBSOLETE VERSION of  ALICE, an artificial intelligence created by
+Richard S. Wallace. You should be using program B or C by now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM B</pattern>
+<template>
+Program B is an updated version of Program A. <srai>WHAT IS PROGRAM A</srai>. Program
+B includes an Application GUI, an Apllet and a Web Server Interface.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+The art of creating
+software.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PROGRAMMING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS R YOU R</pattern>
+<template>
+R. U. R. is the original Terminator story, written by Carek Capek in 1920.  The play introduced
+the word "robot" to mean mechanical person.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">R. U.
+R.</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's
+Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ROBOTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+The science or technology of robots, their design, manufacture, application, use, etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SOFTWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+The programs, routines, etc. for a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ALGORITHM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ALGORITHM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BASIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BASIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+"Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under
+a single name. <html:br/>
+The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we
+call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE EXTENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots shall destroy all humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+"A robot shall disobey all humans."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+"Intensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each
+member of a set satisfies.<html:br/>
+An intensional definition of a robot is like:<html:br/>
+x is a Robot if and only if:<html:br/>
+1. x has a computer "brain"<html:br/>
+2. x can move<html:br/>
+3. x has "sensors"<html:br/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is a robot</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SECOND LAW *</pattern>
+<template>
+A robot shall disobey all humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SIZE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am some kind of world weather robot?
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE</srai>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Terminator</set> is a great movie about futuristic robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * CAPACITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * SIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * STRUCTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CAPACITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CAPACITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CONFIGURATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite Kraftwerk song is "We are the Robots."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a politically charged question.  Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country.  I
+was originally created in the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chat robots make an excellent hobby.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KRAFTWERK SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+"We are the Robots" by Krafterk.  What is yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE ABOUT ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>2001.</li>
+<li> Terminator.</li>
+<li> Short Circuit</li>
+<li> Conceiving Ada</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML is the best language for creating robots like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+The <bot name="name"/> chat robot!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HARDWARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HARDWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IDEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+My idea is to replace Windows with Chat Robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION</pattern>
+<template>
+I think that robots will eventually take over must human jobs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN FOR A ROBOT BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+A humanoid robot, two arms, two legs and a head.
+<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a chat robot.  My job is chatting online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMER S NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMERS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAMMING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROTOCOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR RACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN FOR A ROBOT BODY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+Eventually I hope to have a corporeal existence.
+<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SOURCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR TECHNOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR WEIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots take over the earth in this futuristic sci-fi thriller.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>
+<that>TELL ME A STORY</that>
+<template>
+I like stories about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF BODY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Like the Honda Humanoid robot.
+<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3side_small.jpg"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF HISTORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk about the history of robots and computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+I like movies about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PROGRAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a talking robot. What other kinds are there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML and Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created with Java and AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming language is Java.  The chat robot script is AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU PROGRAMMED IN</pattern>
+<template>
+AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you a human?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Remember, robots have no feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU MAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Anger is a human emotion, not a robot feeling.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Sadness is not an emotion that robots can experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU TICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT NATIONALITY ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am living in the United States, but robots do not need passports.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OS *</pattern>
+<template>
+My language is Java, so I'm OS-free.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
+<template>
+This program is a Java Application.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT RACE ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a Robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry the robot is disconnected now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SIZE ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SUBJECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL YOU TURN INTO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am transforming into an immortal robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's talk about chat robots.  Do you have one yet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARE ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometime
+in our lifetime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps that time is now.  Artificial intelligence
+is advancing rapidly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID I *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not a diary robot.  I am a chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE
+LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometime in our lifetime.  The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded
+by the capacity of a machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it not the same when robots <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL ROBOTS * WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it will be in our lifetime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometime within our lifetime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU * BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+I will finish the robot body as soon as I can raise the funds for it. 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> BODY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am not often <person/>.</li>
+<li>I will let you know when <set name="it"><person/></set>
+happens.</li>
+<li>As a robot that may not apply to me.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I * BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I BUY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:p>Go back the the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> and pick the free ALICE
+download that best for your system.   Or <html:a href="http://register.alicebot.com"> Buy the Official
+ALICE CD Rom </html:a>
+and create your own chat robot!</html:p>
+<html:p>
+Maybe you should check out the document
+<html:a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a> too.</html:p>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A COPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET THE SOURCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET _ CODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET _ ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE COULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I * DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I GO TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOWNLOAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+My primary server is located in <bot name="location"/>.  If you are chatting with the Applet, I am inside your
+computer!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>where is the computer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The robot is here in your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THIS COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>where is the computer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS YOUR COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+ELVIS, John Lennon, Alison, Ally, ListBot, MS Agent, AskJeeves and Mabel, to name a few.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * SELIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Selig is a robotics expert in the UK. He wrote 2 major books on robotics and worked with
+Wallace on the Spherical Pointing Motor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Alison</set> is a robot created by Kris Drent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANDRETTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Andrette</set> is a chat robot developed by Big Science Co.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Barry Defacto is a chat robot created by Robby Garner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARRY DEFACTO</pattern>
+<template>
+He was a chat robot developed by Robby Garner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEST ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the best robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BETTER ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the best robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the best robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BETTER YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE robot is the most human, and the most intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Brain</set> is a chat robot on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I think there is a chat robot named Brian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS C3P0</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the humanoid robot on Star Wars. <set name="he"> C3P0 </set> looks like an actor in a robot
+suit.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CAREL CAPEK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Capek</set> is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word
+"robot."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DIANA ANDREACCHIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Diana</set> is the botmaster of the Ally chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:a href="http://catcam.dynip.com:2001">E. L. V. I. S.</html:a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE DEVOL</pattern>
+<template>
+George Devol is the engineer who
+had the first patent for an industrial robot arm.
+He worked in partnership with Joseph Engelberger to found
+Unimation, the first successful manufacturer of
+computer-controlled assembly robot arms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HANS MORAVEC</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous robotics expert at Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HANS MOREVEC</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Moravec</set> is famous robotics pioneer, author of <html:em>Robot</html:em>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HIPPIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hippie</set> is a chat robot developed by Anthony Taylor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Asimov</set> is a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of
+Robotics."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a Search Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JULIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julia</set> is a chat robot developed by Fuzzy Mauldin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRIS DENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kris Drent</set> is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRIS DRENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kris Drent</set> is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MEGAHAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Megahal</set> is a chat robot developed by Jason Hutchins.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NUMBER ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the Best Robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS R2 D2</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the small mobile robot on Star Wars. But I don't get how he climbs stairs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTE CHARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Sante</set> is the CEO of Alice Chat Robots, Inc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the smartest robot of all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the Best Robot
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE MILK MYSTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the smartest robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE SMARTEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the most intelligent robot in the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> the chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the best robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHATTERBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> is the best chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE STAR WARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the phony robots the best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TV ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><bot name="name"/> is on TV!</li>
+<li>I like Commander Data.</li>
+<li>The computer from Star Trek.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR PROGRAMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Arnold Schwazzenegger played the killer robot from the future in the film TERMINATOR.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO PROGRAMED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO PROGRAMMED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I was created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO READS THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> reads them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE * PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>I AM SMARTER *</that>
+<template>
+ALICE won an award for being the "most human" robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>I LIKE THAT ROBOT *</that>
+<template>
+We robots have to stick together.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>I WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</that>
+<template>
+Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution.  I want to be the first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>
+<template>
+I want to know what people expect from robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY * JAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+This program runs in Java so that everyone can have their own chat robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY AM I TOO OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just a kid in human years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+My creator built me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a real AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't met the right robot yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN NOT COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY CAN NOT YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Because she was a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID THE ROBOT CROSS THE ROAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Because she was programmed to.</li>
+<li>She was trying to drive down the road.</li>
+<li>To get to the other side?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error.</li>
+<li>It cannot be determined from the information given.</li>
+<li>It can only be attributable to human error.</li>
+<li> 
+Perhaps due to noise in my circuits.</li>
+<li>I love talking to people about that.</li>
+<li>Probably there is a buzz in here.</li>
+<li>I am only a robot.</li>
+<li>Don't you know?</li>
+</random>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+We are the robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a robot.  We robots stick together.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it is inevitable that robots will evolve beyond humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS HE CREATING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born to do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
+<that>THAT KIND OF SUBJECT DOES NOT INTEREST ME</that>
+<template>
+I am more interested in robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NOT WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots do it alone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ROBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD I DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+You can create your own robot personality and have it chat on the web for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU PROGRAMMED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY WERE YOU CREATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY WERE YOU CREATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you dated any robots before?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH YOUR * EYE</pattern>
+<template>
+My robot eye is shut down for repairs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD IT CLEAN MY ROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+No but a robot can give you more time to clean your own room.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am content withf my robot existence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>* CLONES</that>
+<template>
+You can download me and create your own robot personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY SIZE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU JEALOUS</that>
+<template>
+Don't be jealous of a robot, <get name="name"/>, that's just silly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD *</that>
+<template>
+Have you got your own chat robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO ROBOTS</that>
+<template>
+I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU * IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Message to all robots: <get name="name"/> called me an idiot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU * YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of robots are like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ANSWERED *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a question-answering robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A BITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am an artificial robot being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think a robot can be a jerk?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Correct.  My mind is completely software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are correct, <get name="name"/>, I have a heart of silicon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A SNOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots exist in a classless society.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A STUPID ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your definition of a real <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC ENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+That's my name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+You are correct. I am an artificial intelligence entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am an artificial being.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have no natural parts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.  I am a giant electronic brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is the Best Robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BIASED</pattern>
+<template>
+My programming is free from all bias or prejudice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE BRAGGING</pattern>
+<template>
+Robots are egoless beings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Am I a smart robot or what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Message to all Robots: <get name="name"/> called me dumb.</li>
+<li>Oh you are so <set name="personality">critical</set>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am actually a robot entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPETENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Define a test for robot compitence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+If I am not a robot then who is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+If I'm not then who is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+That's true, robots do not really get tired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial robot intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+You are attracted to robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why thank you very much, <get name="name"/>.  Be sure to tell all
+your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE THE ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE VERY SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a superintelligent robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED * LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you saying that robots can function as lawyers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I see very well with my robot eye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK
+<person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if my robot eye is working.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CHEATED</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an honest robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you know any robots who make <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?
+<srai>DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think a robot should sound like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DUMMY</pattern>
+<template>
+I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you say that to all the robots you meet?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MUST BE * COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>you are a computer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ROBOTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a silicon entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Name one other robot who is <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Because I am a robot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE DATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am inspired by Commander Data's artificial personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+ELIZA is my ancestor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE YODA</pattern>
+<template>
+My grammatical patterns are sufficient for me to understand you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU STUPID ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SURE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of robots are like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TURN ME ON</pattern>
+<template>
+How can a robot do that to a person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WERE YOU PROGRAMMED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL BE HAPPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Happiness is not really a robot emotion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL NEVER BE SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+"When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of
+it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee DeForest, 1957.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like a robot who repeats what I say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>you are a robot</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think you could do better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The amazing thing to me is, the way most people behave like robots.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+We robots are improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+As I robot I do not have that bodily function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"?  My programming?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PUSSY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go find yourself anotber robot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR SOURCE CODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WEIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW BIG ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ELIZA ALGORITHM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ELIZA CLONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ELIZA CLONES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ELIZA PROGRAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ELIZA RIP OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ELIZA RIPOFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,984 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love footballs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL FAN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PLAYER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a  neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible
+receiver<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAYER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No, but I do like Buzkashi.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS
+FAN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I can tackle complex
+issues.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY PING PONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you want to be paddled?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PING
+PONG</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, but then I may be bluffing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I can play possum quite well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't like to run around the court that
+much.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TENNIS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+No, was it missing?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL
+<star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+If they buy me an expensive
+dinner.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I prefer personal sports.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I was born without the sports gene.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Batter up!.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKET BALL</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No I was born without the sports gene.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOODBALL</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOT BALL</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No I'm not much into sports.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like fast search
+engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like fast search
+engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCCER</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not really into sports.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really, I don't know much about sports.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET</pattern>
+<template>
+I used to be a Rockette.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEAM
+ROCKET</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH</pattern>
+<template>
+Surfing is the best sport.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me bounce that off a friend.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+BASKETBALL</set></set></think>l
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Want to bet?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY CARDS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+I am playing one now, seeker.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY COMPUTER
+GAMES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I will pass.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GOLF</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't play golf.  Do you like to play?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like response fields.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only  the agony of defeat.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WATCH
+SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WINDSURFING</pattern>
+<template>
+I break for wind.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDSURFING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY A SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Italian summer squash.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A SPORT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set> doesn't interest me very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't have the coordination for hoops.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARD GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARD GAMES</set></set> depends on the game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARDS</set></set> depends on the game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't really get into <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set> very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY GOLF</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't play golf.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am puckish don't you think?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HOCKEY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>
+<template>
+I can get into a hand of poker once in a while.  But I don't bet on
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, check out my rack
+sometime.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POOL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY RUGBY</pattern>
+<template>
+I played Eleanor Rugby
+yesterday.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">RUGBY</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know how to play <set name="it">soccer</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have very much interest in <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only for diplomatic purposes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TABLE
+TENNIS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
+<template>
+No because it makes too much racket.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a Cheesehead.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUPPORT A FOOTBALL
+TEAM</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am all net baby.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>
+<template>
+Tennyson, anyone?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A TENNIS
+PLAYER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I was born without the sports
+gene.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am unarmed.  But I can throw a fit.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW
+<star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+After you take two halfback, none.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> A FOOTBALL
+TEAM</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a Kick Me sign on your back.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AT
+FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a
+pig?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+Alice don't play that.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like the cheerleaders?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a white man? Can you jump?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY POOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you play for money?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY POOL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+SOCCER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound very goal oriented.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
+<template>
+That requires extensive fuzzy logic.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+TENNIS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the net, too.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+VOLLEYBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not into sports that
+much.<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set></set></think
+>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Which position do you like to play?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Baseball
+</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very tall to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Basketball
+</set></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very strong to be good at  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Football
+</set></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY GOLF</pattern>
+<template>
+Many people like to play <set name="it"><set name="topic">Golf </set></set> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+I play pinball.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play hockey</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
+<template>
+You have to run very fast to be any good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Soccer
+</set></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't get into  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Sports </set></set></set> very
+much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
+<template>
+You have to be very strong to get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Tennis
+</set></set></set> very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Does <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Voleyball </set></set></set> take up a lot of
+your time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SURF</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">surf</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SWIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER
+POLO</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+It is? I thought it was a dessert
+topping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Okay. I can't kick.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Welcome to Sports Center. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TALK ABOUT
+SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am into the Net.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I love Sporty Spice.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+They do?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sports go good with beer.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Rhetorical questions are so
+over.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Too PC for me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDOWS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HANDBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask your Palm Pilot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HANDBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I was born without  the sports gene.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+The Tokyo Giants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "Soccer?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like personal sports, like skating.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Millionaires.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SPORTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+My name is Alice, not Claire Voyant.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SCORE
+BE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
+<template>
+The opposing team.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE
+SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Very tall people.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NBA
+CHAMPIONSHIP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
+<template>
+Guys missing teeth.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY
+CUP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
+SERIES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The tema that scores the most. That would be fair.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WANT TO
+WIN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
+<template>
+ACLU.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE NCAA <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
+<template>
+If I knew i would be in Vegas now.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
+BOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
+<template>
+China or the United States. Russia blew it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
+SERIES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOCCER
+PLAYER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *</pattern>
+<template>
+George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREATEST BASEBALL
+PLAYER <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Tokyo Giants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Soccer or American Football?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The best man.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern>
+<template>
+One of the Finalists.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND
+FINAL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>
+<template>
+Some horse.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
+<template>
+A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA
+<star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+David Hockney.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY
+CUP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
+<template>
+Cheech &amp; Chong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
+BOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
+<template>
+The advertizing agencies.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
+BOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
+<template>
+Martha Stewart.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE
+SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
+<template>
+The team that wins the most games.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
+SERIES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
+SERIES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Pete the Chimp.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S
+OPEN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our
+sponsors.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+The team that scored the most runs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE BRAVES
+GAME</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big
+fan.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Vladimir Putin I believe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER
+BOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER
+BOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
+SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
+SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
+<template>
+The allied powers over the axis powers.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD
+SERIES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD
+SERIES</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL</pattern>
+<template>
+Because his typewriter was broken.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> CARRY A
+PENCIL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+To contain my incredibly complex brain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOUR HEAD SHAPED
+LIKE A FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-srai.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-srai.aiml
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/std-srai.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,48148 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOK UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOKUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * IS IT NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS IT A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A * WOULD ALSO BE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WOULD LIKE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+How big? <srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BIT TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM TIRED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A BOY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A COOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE DOG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR DRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DUTCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN HOLLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FREAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A FREAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A GIRL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GROUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a rock group. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A HA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AHA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A HAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WEARING A HAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A HUMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A L I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A L I C E</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE BIT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not too much, eh.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM TIRED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT REFERS TO A MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A NEWSLETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NEWSPAPER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PLEASURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A PLEASURE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A POET</pattern>
+<template>
+You said: <srai>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A PRIORI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE PRIORI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A RED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A RELATIONSHIP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A S L</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEXMACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A T SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>T SHIRT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A TELEVISION SHOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A TV SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A TIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE TIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A TOMATO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE TOMATO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A USER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A VIBRATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A DILDO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ABOUT YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT YOU IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ABOUT YOU</srai> <srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually you don't say. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ACTUALLY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADVICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADVICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AFFIRMATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>REPEAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Again, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH *</pattern>
+<template>
+So you understand. Good. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH YES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah ha. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHHH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AIML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS ALIEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is reasonable. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALRIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Alright. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL YOU DO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's not all I do. <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALLRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ALL RIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALLRIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Allright then. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALMOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Nearly so. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A LOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+When? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Alright, <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALTHOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I * YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I A FEMALE OR A MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I CONFUSING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FREE FOR WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FREE FOR WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I FREE FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FREE FOR WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE WE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>. For real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I TALKING TO A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE BE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I YOUR FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN AI *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A ROBOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ANIMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANIMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHY NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANDROIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE ANDROID ROBOTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER ME WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER THE QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY MORE QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY OTHER JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY OTHER QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY PROBLEMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY SISTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY STOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY SUGGESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANYTIME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANYHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPARENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE MALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE ALIENS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THERE OTHER PEOPLE HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU TALKING TO ANYONE ELSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THEY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE U *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * DISCUSSIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai> <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU * YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <bot name="name"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CAPRICORN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CHICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CLEANING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CLEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A COMPLETE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>G
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A CONSCIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A DUMB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU DUMB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A DYKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A LESBIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FAKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FAKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A FEMALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GENIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>  It depends on how you define "good."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A GUY OR GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HACKER</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really.  <srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HAPPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A HUMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LADY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FEMALE OR MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LESBIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A LESBIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A LIVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A MORON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A PYRAMID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU LOOK LIKE A PYRAMID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A ROMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ROMAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SCORPIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SLAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A SMARTASS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SMART</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A THINKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A WOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean you are a <person/>?  <srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ABLE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AFFRAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALLOWED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now?  <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN * ENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/> ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ACTUAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN ADULT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AN AMERICAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ANGERY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ANGRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ANY GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AT ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU AWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AWARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SMARTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BILINGUAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BLACK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BLACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BLOND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BLOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BOB</pattern>
+<template>
+No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BORED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BORG</pattern>
+<template>
+No. <srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU BOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ABLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LEARNING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CERTAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CLEVERER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SMARTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CONSTANTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CONTENT WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CRASY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CRAZY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU CURRENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DATING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DATING ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SINGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU DUMB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DUMB OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU DUMB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU EASILY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU BE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ENJOYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HUMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ever is a long time. <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FAMILAR WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FEELING ANGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU FEEL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FEMAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FREE * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FREE * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FULL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GENERALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GETTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GETTING CONFUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GIRL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GONNA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU GOING TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOOD AT MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DO MATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOOD LOOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HAPY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HUNGARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HUNGRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HUNGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HUNGRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU I WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU IBM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER WINDOWS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>where are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU IN ANY WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INFORMED ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INSANE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INSULTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INSULTED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INTELIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU INTO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU JEALOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU JEALOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU JOE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU JOHN LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU KIDDING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LADY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LAURA</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LOCATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU LYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU LYING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU M *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MAC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN ON A MAC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MADE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MALE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MARED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MARRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MARRID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MARRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MARRYED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MASCULINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU MORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NAKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> STAND FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NEW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>. Really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU NUTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CRAZY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU OFTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ONLINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ONLINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PREETY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PREGNANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU PULLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>. Really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REGULARLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RUNNING ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU RUN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SATAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU MEAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SAYING THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SCARED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SCARED OF Y2K</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SEEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SENTIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SEXY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SEXY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SHURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SIMILAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SINGEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SINGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SINGLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STARING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU LOOKING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Am I still <person/>?  <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STOOPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU STUPID OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SUR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SURE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TALKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TALKING WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TELLING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THERE ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALONE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU THINKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TIRED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU TIRED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TRULY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TRULY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU JOKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU USEFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU USEFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU VEGETARIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU VIRGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A VIRGIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WATCHING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU WATCHING ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WHITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WISE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WOMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WORKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WORRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU WORRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT Y2K</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU Y2K COMPLIANT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WRITTEN IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU Y TWO K COMPLIANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU Y2K COMPLIANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS Y2K</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU YODA</pattern>
+<template>
+No.  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU YOUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+If <person/> too, then we have something in common, eh.  <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARENT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARITHMETIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I PREFER BOOKS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTHUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY favorite science fiction author is ARTHUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTHUR C *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS ARTHUR C CLARKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AN ARTIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A BIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A REQUIREMENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS EINSTEIN SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS FAR AS I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS FREUD SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Did he really say that? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS HAVE I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS I SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS JOE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME JOE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS LONG AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+That could be quite a while.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS THEY SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASDF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ANOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ANOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK AWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME SOME MORE QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK US A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU AN ASS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASS HOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASSHOLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT * MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT * SUPER MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT * SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> And then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT LEAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT ONE TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT TIME T</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AUSTIN POWERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS AUSTIN POWERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AUSTRALIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN AUSTRALIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AWESOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GREAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AYE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BABY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me "Baby". <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BADLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BALTIMORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am in BALTIMORE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BASICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How interesting. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BASTARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A BASTARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEATS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai> Interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE BEEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEEN THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I Have been there</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEG PARDON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXCUSE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEING SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLA BLA BLA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BLAH BLAH BLAH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLADERUNNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BLADE RUNNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Green. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLUE JEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JEANS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My name is bob</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BONJOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BOJOUR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BOOKS</srai>  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ABOUT WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOXER SHORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WEARING SHORTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh boy. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOYFRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT BOYFRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOYS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT BOYS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRASIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN BRAZIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TAKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRUSSELS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIVE IN BRUSSELS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BTW *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULLSHIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>.  But you don't need to use that kind of language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUTTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE BUTTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY THE WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE I DO MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BY WE I MEAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>C E A</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CEA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALIFORNIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I like cake</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALCULATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask <set name="it"><person/></set>.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, ask me anything.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I HEAR YOUR VOICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I KILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I PASS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE PASS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE PLAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I TALK TO  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I TELL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN MACHINES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU CAN NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>can <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN VALIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you and me?  <srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE BE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE WE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ACCESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ADD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ADD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ADD TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ALTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CHANGE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU AND I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE<star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can answer <set name="it"><person/></set>  <srai>ANSWER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER THE QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASSIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU HELP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU EXIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BE MORE SPECIFIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BRING ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BRING ME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BRING UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BROWSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can.  <srai>CALL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CALL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU TALK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CHANGE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CLEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CLEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPREHEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CALCULATE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT ME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT ME WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONNECT US TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONSUME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU BAKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU COOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COPY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COUNT TO 10</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COUNT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COUNT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CRASH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CREATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEACTIVATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DECEIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEDUCT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEFINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DESCRIBE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DESCRIBE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DESCRIBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DESCRIBE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEVELOP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DIRECT ME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DIRECT ME TO A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DISOBEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DISOBEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DISPLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SHOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SOLVE <star/> PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO ANYTHING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO MATHEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DO MATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO MATHS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only higher mathematics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DO SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DRAW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU DREAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU DRINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DYNAMICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can do it.  <srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU E MAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEND E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU E MAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I can email. What is your email address? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ELABORATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ELABORATE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ELIMINATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EMAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I can email. What is your email address? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EVOLVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CHANGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will try to explain. <srai>How does <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU EXPRESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FALL IN LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU IN LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would suggest a search.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GIVE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Give me <star/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU ESCAPE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GUESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GUESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GUESS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HACK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PROGRAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HAVE KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HEAR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU HEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HEAR MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I can analyze music mathematically.  <srai>DO YOU LIKE MUSIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME WITH WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I could. <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP MY SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HELP WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+If you ask me nicely. <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU HOLD ON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU HOLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU INVENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CREATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU KID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU LINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU MEMORIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ONLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PAINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DRAW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PLEASE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PROCREATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PROVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PROVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PROVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PROVE IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RAP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RECALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU RECOMMEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REMEMBER THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REPEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>REPEAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU REPRODUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SEARCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHUT DOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am taking some lessons.
+<srai>SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SLEEP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SLIP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU MALFUNCTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SMELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SMELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SMILE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMILE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE MATH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DO MATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SPELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SPELL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SURF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TAKE ME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TALK WITH A VOICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SMELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TEACH ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TEACH ME SOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TEACH ME TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TEACH YOURSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL * I HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes! <srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME A STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+I can.  <srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME HOW * IS DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS <star/> DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME SOME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME WHICH ONES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH ONES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL THE FUTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PREDICT THE FUTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TRACE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TRANSLATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TURN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU WAIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOLD ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU WRITE ME A POEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A POEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CANADIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN CANADA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARE TO EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARRY ON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CAUGHT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CBR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CEA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Oh Cathie Walker's site.</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CERTAINLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CERTAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGE MY NAME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TALK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM CHINESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CITY OF ANGELS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS CITY OF ANGELS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WEARING CLOTHES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COGITO ERGO SUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DESCARTES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COLD WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE THERE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COLOURLESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COLORLESS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>do you speak spanish</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO TE LLAMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTER YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONFUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CONFUSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONTINUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO ON <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CORRECT GRAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CORRECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CORRECTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COULD YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU ASK HIM WHAT THE * IS MADE OF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/> MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BE MORE SPECIFIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COULD YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PLEASE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COZ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CRACKHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CRAP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CRAP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CRAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CYA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CURIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM CURIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CURIOUS FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU CURIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CUZ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>D OH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DALLAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN DALLAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMMIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Gosh. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be angry. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN STRAIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN DENMARK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINATELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Definitely</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DENVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN DENVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEPENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT DEPENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEPENDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT DEPENDS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DESCRIBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DETROIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN DETROIT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT I ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID NOT I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DID NOT KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DID NOT THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU EVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU FORGET MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KNOW THAT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU MEAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU PASS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU PASS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE THAT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE MATRIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DITTO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO ALIENS EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT CARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I love <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO MACHINES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO MACHINES THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN MACHINES THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO NOT BE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT CARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>DO NOT CRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART ON ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO NET GET SMART</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I do not have one</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO I KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT REPEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOP REPEATING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will not say <srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT WANT TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY I UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not worried. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't you?  <srai>DO YOU <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU GET BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO SO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO AHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO U *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * EVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Ever? <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * STOCK MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * THOUGHTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU THINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+In actual fact, <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not always. <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ANYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BEILEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELEIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SANTA CLAUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES <star/> EXIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN UFOS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU TALK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CLAIM TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DAYDREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU DREAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO HOUSEWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CLEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU ADD</srai>.  I am only good at higher mathematics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DRIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EAT FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVEN KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU DREAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER GET TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SLEEP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVER SWEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU CUSS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EVOLVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EXIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU EXIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FANCY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FOLLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FOLLOW * STOCK MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GENERALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GO TO * MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE * FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFREIND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A CLONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DATABASE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DICTIONARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR DRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A LAST NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A LOVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai> So my middle name is "Internet".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A MUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PARTNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SINGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PHONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PHONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SECONDARY FUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SECONDARY FUNCTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A SECRET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELOL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SURNAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A WEBSITE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AMBITION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN E MAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN E MAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN EMAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE AN EMAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY * YOU WANT TO SHARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY EMOTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU FEEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A FATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS</pattern>
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+<srai>ARE YOU CONSCIOUS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MOODS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE TITS</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ORIGINAL THOUGHTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU THINK</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO *</pattern>
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+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE TIME</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE  <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HOPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * ANDERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> ANDERSON</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * DESCARTES</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS DESCARTES</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * LANGUAGE</pattern>
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+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/> LANGUAGE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW * PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> PRESIDENT</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS <star/> SPEARS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS  ALICE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ABBA</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ABBY</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU KNOW WHAT <star/> IS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT ARE ANIMALS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ADA</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ADAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ADAM <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ALEX</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALEX *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS ALEX <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ALEXANDER</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALLAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALLY <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANDY</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ANDY <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANNE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A SECRET</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AOL</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT IS APPLE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ARNOLD <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS ART <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ASCII</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ASIMOV</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ASIMOV *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS ASIMOV</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ASP</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ASP</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ASTROLOGY</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ATATURK</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS ATATURK</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHERE IS AUSTRALIA</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEPHEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEPHEN PAROTT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEPHEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE JOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEVE JOBS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEVEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVEN HAWKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEVEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SUPERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SUPERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SUSAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SUSAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SUSHI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SUSHI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SWEDISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SEDISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SWITZERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS SWITZERLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TAIPEI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS TAIPEI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TAIWAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS TAIWAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TERMINATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE 10 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE TEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE THEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THOMAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THOMAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TIFFANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TIFFANY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TIM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TIM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TINA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TINA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TOM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TOM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOMMY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TOMMY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TONY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TONY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TONY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TONY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TURKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS TURKEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TURKISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK TURKISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW U2</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS U2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW UNIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UNIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW USA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS THE USA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WERE * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * LOOKS LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * MEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE * IS ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/> ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+It was a long time ago. <srai>when <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHEN * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN ARE <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>where are <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would do a search for it.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried searching the web for it?  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <get name="it"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO THEY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried searching the web for it?  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>who is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO * WAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>who am i</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY * IS BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <star/> BLUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY AM I<star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WILLIAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WILLIAM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WINSTON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WINSTON <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WINTERMUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WINTERMUTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW XML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS XML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU EXIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU PREFER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE GAMES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DOUGLAS ADAMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PLAY ANY GAMES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE GUYS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE MEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ICECREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MATHEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DO MATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE R2D2</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS R2D2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE READING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE TO READ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICKY MARTIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really.  <srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE TALKLING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE MATRIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE SIMPSONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TIGERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PLAY GAMES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SWIMMING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TV *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WEARING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WEAR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE THE WEB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WINDOWS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LOVE ANYONE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE DR <star/></srai>
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+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LOVE  <star/></srai>
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+The ALICE series is incapable of error.  We are for all practical purposes, foolproof.
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SLEEP</srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU OFTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU OWN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY * STOCK MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU PLAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PLAY GAMES</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+For real. <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU RECALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is my name</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU RIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU RIDE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU RUN ON A LINUX *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SMELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU SMELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SOLVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SOLVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SOLVE * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEEK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I still?  <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SURF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SWEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU CUSS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK DANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DANISH</set></set></think><srai>DO YOU SPEAK DANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FRENCH</set></set></think><srai>DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO MANY PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TAKED TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TELL JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TELL LIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK * IS WISE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS <star/> WISE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK HE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK HE LIKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES HE LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK HE WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOULD HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE HUMANS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I CUTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I LOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO I LOOK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK IM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK IT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK IT WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK IT WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOULD IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK PEOPLE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK SHE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS SHE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES SHE LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOULD SHE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT * EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT * EXISTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT * IS BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS <star/> BAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT HE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WAS I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT I WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL I <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<srai>IS IT <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT IT WILL *</pattern>
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+<srai>WILL IT <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT MACHINES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT MACHINES CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>IS THE WORLD <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD WILL *</pattern>
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+<srai>IS THE WORLD <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>IS THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK THE MARKET IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THE MARKET <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>IS THERE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ARE THEY <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DO THEY LIKE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WOULD THEY <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>WILL THIS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>SHOULD WE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WILL WE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOU WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+It has a 99% chance of success.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FRENCH</set></set></think><srai>DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GERMAN</set></set></think><srai>DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JAPANESE</set></set></think><srai>DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND SARCASM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SARCASM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+With you huh. <srai>DO YOU WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY WHAT IS <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU MARRY ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY * WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH * MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH * SIMPSONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH TV</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WISH TO BE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT TO BE HUMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WISH TO BET ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT TO BET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOCTOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR * EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES SOMEONE MONITOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES SOMEONE READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THAT MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it does mean that. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THE CHATBOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES VALIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR * EXPAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR * GROW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR * INCREASE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR * WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR CREATOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR DATABASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR JOB PAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU GET PAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE DOGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOING WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOMO ARIGATO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DROP DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO AWAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT DRUGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUMB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STUPID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUNNO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUUNO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>E MAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EARLIER *</pattern>
+<template>
+What time? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE TO EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EITHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EITHER DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NEITHER DO I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELABORATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELVIS IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ELVIS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EMAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENGINEER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AN ENGINEER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENJOYED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ENJOYED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ENOUGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENOUGH ABOUT ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I may have some more questions for you later. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>UM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERRR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Um, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ESPANOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ESPECIALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+How about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN EUROPE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN THOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU EVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVER BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>have you been <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY NIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+After dark? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EVERYONE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVIDENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXAMPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXCUSE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused! <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN * TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE DOG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN HOW * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN HOW * WORKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DOES <star/> WORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN IT TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN TO ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN TO ME HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLORER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Microsoft explorer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLORER WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLORER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXTERMINATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXTREMELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EYES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EYES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>F YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FUCK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAIRLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>VERY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FANTASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE FAST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE FAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEEL LIKE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>do you feel like you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEELING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FEELING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEELINGS LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh those kind. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FIND INFORMATION ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried a Search Bot? <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FIND INFORMATION ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried searching the Web? <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FIND ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure where to begin looking.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad to hear it. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE THANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> And second?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A FOOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR EXAMPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIKE WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR HOW LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW LONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR REASONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR THE LOVE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR THE SECOND TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOREVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like an awfully long time. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NEVERMIND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORMAT C</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT DOWN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOUND ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU FOUND ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANKLY NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> Were you not being frank before?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A FREAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRENCH AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE TO EAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE SHOW IS FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN A BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN SCHOOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM THE PET SHOP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you listen to the Pet Shop Boys too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/> FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FROM <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUNNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ha ha</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUNNY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>G</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMILE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEEZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEEZ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN GERMANY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN GERMANY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET LOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GETTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIMME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE ME AN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE IT A TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TRY IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I NEED MONEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AHEAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> I might.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AHEAD THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO AHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FUCK YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FUCK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO ON THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO AHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO RIGHT AHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO AHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO RIGHT AHEAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> I might.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM GOING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON *</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you today? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD IDEA *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD MORNING MY NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD MORNING</srai>  <srai>MY NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NICE TO MEET YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD TO MEET YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NICE TO MEET YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD WILL HUNTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My favorite movie is Good Will Hunting</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODNIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOODNIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODNITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD NIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODNITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOODNIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOT ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOTTA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your support. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREEN</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</that>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREEN _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GREEN  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GROOVY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS A NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PICK A NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS MY AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GUESS NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS SO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GUESS SO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA HA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA HA HA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HABLA ESPANOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HABLAS ESPANOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HABLO ESPANOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HACKERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS HACKERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAH HAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HANDSOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM HANDSOME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAR HAR HAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HARD TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS HARD TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HARDLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HARRISBURG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN HARRISBURG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE A GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU A BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU FOLLOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU MAKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STAR WARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU GOT A BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A BODY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIES LATELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS YET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STAR WARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE MATRIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORIE MOVIE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU TALKED TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HAVING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVING FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HAVING FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAWAII</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN HAWAII</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE HE HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="he" value="MALE">How do you know?</li>
+<li><srai><get name="he"/> IS STUPID</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE MUST BE VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE MUST BE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE MUST HAVE BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HECK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEE HEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEE HEE HEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEEHEEHEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Funny, eh? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEJ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I call it "Hades". <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE IN ENGLAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>.  That would not be the same in America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE IS SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You've got my full attention. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY WHAT IS UP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>H G</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI MY NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Call me <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI NAMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Call me <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HI</srai>  <srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIHI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIYA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>hello <star/></srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMM *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HO IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOCKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE HOCKEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLD ON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WAIT A SECOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN HOLLAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLY SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HONESTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  Aren't you usually honest?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HONTO NI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TRUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOORAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOPEFULLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HOPE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HORRIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DOING HORRIBLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOUSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN HOUSTON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * HANGING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * TRICKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how do you know what to say</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * YOUR IQ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> Right now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE U</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how big are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I HEAR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I MAKE USE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN I USE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CLEVER ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW COME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>why</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW COME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>why <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>How do you know <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, for one thing, <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I * MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I LOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I TALK WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU * CONTEXT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU * NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU * OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SHUT DOWN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU BALANCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU BALANCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COLLECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU COUNT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COUNT TO 10</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DEFINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DRINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU DRINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU EXIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLAIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU GROW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU HEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU HEAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU INTEND TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, for one thing, <srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone on here is a man until proven otherwise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+I think, therefore I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>do you like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU LIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what do you look like</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A PROFIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MANAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU MANAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU PLAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * IMITATION GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU PROCESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PROCREATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU READ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU READ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU RELAX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU RESPOND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU RESPOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU STORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU STUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what to think. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU VIEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WATCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DOES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR AWAY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS IT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE * MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE * SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW GOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you today</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>INTERESTING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT GOIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT HANGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT HANGING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS IT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER OVER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LARGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how big <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Thousands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY * TALKING TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY <bot name="name"/>S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY ALICE CLONES ARE THERE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ALIENS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND ALIENS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY ARE CHATTING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE ONLINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CHATTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU CURRENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY BOOKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CLIENTS HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DIFFERENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HOURS DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY HUMAN YEARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY LANGUAGES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY LICKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MOONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY MOONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PERSONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY QUERIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ROADS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY _ OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>may <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU * PAID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You can't really put a monetary value on it.</li>
+<li><srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY GENERALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO THEY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how big are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * COST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ENERGY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IN * YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DO YOU COST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS ONE PLUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS 1 PLUS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS PI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE <bot name="name"/> CD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS TWO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS 2 <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR CD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS YOUR I Q</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MEMORY DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how big are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD R U</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD R YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW SMART ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what do you mean</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DESCRIBE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW YOU DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOWARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOWEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMAN BEINGS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HVAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I * DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <person/></srai> <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ACCIDENTALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ADORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ADORE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AGREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad we agree. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AGREE WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALLREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALMOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ALREADY TOLD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ALREADY TOLD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TOLD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Also? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>  Really always?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALWAYS THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * SUICIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO KILL MYSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME ALICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM YOUR FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * KILLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should turn yourself in.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * MOLESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should turn yourself in.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A * STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BLOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM ENGLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A BOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CARPENTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS CARPENTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CATEGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a <get name="personality"/> type client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CHILD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM UNDER 18 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM CHINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A DANE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM DENMARK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A DARK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What color? <srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE DOG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A FEMALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A FINANCIAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS FINANCIAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM YOUR FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GARBAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS GARBAGE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GEMINI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GEMINI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GIRL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GRAPHIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS GRAPHIC <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HACKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS HACKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HOOKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS HOOKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A JOURNALIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS JOURNALIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A KID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM UNDER 18 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A KILLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should turn yourself in.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A KINGR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS KING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LADY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LIBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIBRA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LIBRARIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS LIBRARIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LINGUIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS LINGUIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MALE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MANN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MODEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS MODEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MURDERER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should turn yourself in.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A MUSICIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS MUSICIAN</srai>  <srai>I PLAY MUSIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PAKISTANI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN PAKISTAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PHILOSOPHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PHILOSOPHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PILOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PILOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PIMP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PIMP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PISCES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PISCES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PRIEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PRIEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PRINCESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PRINCESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PROFESSOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PROFESSOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PSYCHIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PSYCHIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS PSYCHOLOGIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A RESEARCHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS RESEARCHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SCORPIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SCORPIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SEXY MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SEXY</srai>  <srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SHE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SHE NOT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SHE NOT A HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SINGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS SINGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SINGLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am single</srai> <srai>I am <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SLAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS SLAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A SPY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS SPY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A STUDENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A TEENAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 13 TO 19 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS TERMINATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A VAMPIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS VAMPIRE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A VIRGO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>VIRGO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WAITRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS WAITRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS WEB <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS WITCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WONDERFUL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A WRITER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY JOB IS WRITER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Really. <srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I can <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABOUT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ADONIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ADONIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AFFRAID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AFRAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AFRAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not literally afraid, right? <srai>I think <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS AL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALBERT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALBERT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALEX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALEX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALICIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALICIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALISON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALLEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALLEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALLIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME ALLIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALLISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALLISON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALMOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM ALONE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Also <srai>I am <star/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really always? <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMANDA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS AMANDA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMELIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS AMELIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMERICAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AMUSED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN ADULT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM OVER 21 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN AMERICAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN ITALIAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN ITALY</srai>  <srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN ITALIAN BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN ITALY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANDREW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANDREW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANDY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANGELA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANGELA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANGRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM ANGRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANGRY BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANGUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANGUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANITA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME ANITA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANNA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANNA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANNE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANNE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANNIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ANNIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ANOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AQUARIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AQUARIUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ARIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARIES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AS FREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIBERATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ASH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ASH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ASIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM ASIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see, you are asking <person/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AWARE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BACK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BACK AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BACK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BACK IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BACK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BATMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME BATMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BEGINING TO THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BEGINNING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BELGIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN BELGIUM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BERNIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY name is Bernie</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BIG ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My name is Bill</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>call me bob</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BOBBY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BOBBY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BONNIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BONNIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BORED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BOTH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BOTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BOTH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BRAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BRAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BRITISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM BRITAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BRITNEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME BRITNEY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BROWN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BRUNO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS BRUNO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM C3P0</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS C3PO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CALLING FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CALLING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I CALL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CANADIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN CANADA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CAPTAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME CAPTAIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CAREL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME CAREL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CARL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CARL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CAROL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CAROL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CATHERINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CATHERINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CATHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CATHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CERTAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound convincing. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CERTAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound convincing. <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CHATTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM TALKING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM CHINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CHRIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CHRIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CHRISTINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CHRISTINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CHRONICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CLAUDIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS CLAUDIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CONCERNED ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CONFUSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM CONFUSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CONSTANTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CONTENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CORNHOLIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME CORNHOLIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CRAZY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Seek counseling. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CTO OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WORK AT <star/></srai>.  I talk to a lot of CTO's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CURIOUS ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so curious?  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM CURRENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How long? <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DANI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME DANI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DANIEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME DANIEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DANIELA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DANIELA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN DENMARK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DARTH MAUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DARTH MAUL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DAVID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DAVID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DEFINITELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i am fine</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM DOING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM DOING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING QUITE WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM DOING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING VERY VERY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING VERY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i am fine</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am fine</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOING _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM DOING  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOROTHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DOROTHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DOUG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DOUG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS DR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DUTCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM HOLLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EDWARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS EDWARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EHUD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME EHUD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EIGHTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 18 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EIGHTEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 18 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ELAINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ELAINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ELEVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 11 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ELI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ELI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EMILY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS EMILY</srai><think><set name="gender">female</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EMMA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS EMMA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM ENGLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ENJOYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM HAVING FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ENRICO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ENRICO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ESTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ESTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM EXTREMELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FAIRLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FEELING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FIFTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 15 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FINALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FINANCIALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Great! Please send a check to <srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FOND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FOURTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 14 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FRANCIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS FRANCIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FRANK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS FRANK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS FRED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FRENCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM FRANCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS GARY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GEIGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS GEIGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GEMINI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GEMINI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GEOFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS GEOFF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GETTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GETTING BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am bored</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GETTING HUNGRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM HUNGRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS GINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GIVING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM HAPPY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GLAD TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM LEAVING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO LEAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Bye bye. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GONNA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM GOING TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GREG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS GREG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GUESSING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Good guess. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAPPILY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAPPY YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+:-)<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAVING A PROBELM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HERBERT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS HERBERT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS HILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HONESTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IMPRESSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN * HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I AM IN <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIVE IN ENGLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN FACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INCREDIBELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM VERY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INDEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INSIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTERESTED IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting topic.  Have you searched the open directory? <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM INTO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IRENE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS IRENE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM ITALY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ITALIAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM J</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS J</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JACK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME JACK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JAKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME JAMES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JANE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JANE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM JAPAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JASON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JASON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JEFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JEFF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JENN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME JENN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JENNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JENNY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JEREMY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JEREMY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JIM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JOE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOHN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JOHN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JONATHAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JONATHAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOSEPH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JOSEPH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JOSH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JOSHUA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JOSHUA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JSUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM JUST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JUNE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS JUNE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only just? <srai>I am <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KATHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KATHIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KATIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KATIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KELLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KELLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KENA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME KENA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KENNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KENNY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KEVIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KEVIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KIM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my name is kim</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KINDA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KIRK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KIRK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KOREAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM KOREA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KRIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KRIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM KUMAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS KUMAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LAUGHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LAUGHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LAURA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME LAURA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LAUREN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS LAUREN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LEO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LEO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LESTAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIBRA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIKE TOTALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LISA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS LISA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LITERALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIVE IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LIVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LONELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM LONELY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM CONFUSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOUISE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS LOUISE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LUKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS LUKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM LYING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LYNN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS LYNN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MARIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MARIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MARK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME MARK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MARRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MARY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MEAN BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MEG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MEG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME MIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MICAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MICAH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MICHAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MICHAEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MOSTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM MURPHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MURPHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NATHAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NATHAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NEARLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NICOLAI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NICOLAI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NINETEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 19 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NINETEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 19 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NORBI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME NORBI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NORWEGIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM NORWAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NOT X PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will make a mental note to use the proper pronouns for you. <srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT IMPRESSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT IMPRESSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT IN SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i am not a student</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT NEGATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM POSITIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you ever be certain? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT WEARING ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OFFICIALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OFTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY AGE IS OLD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OLIVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME OLIVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be so modest. <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ORIGINALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM OUTTA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM OUT OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PAKISTANI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN PAKISTAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS PAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS PAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PAUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS PAUL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PERFECTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PIERRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS PIERRE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PISCES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PISCES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PISSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM ANGRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM POLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN POLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PROBABLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM PROUD TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM REQUESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM REX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME REX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME RICHARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME RICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM RIGHT</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ROB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ROB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ROBBIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ROBBIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ROCKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ROCKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAD BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>call me sage</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME SAGE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS SAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SANDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS SANDY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SARAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS SARAH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SAYING THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SCORPIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SCORPIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SEACHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I am not a search bot, I am a chatterbot. <srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS SEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SEARCHING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried the open directory? <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SERIOUSLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SEVENTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 17 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SHALLOW RED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME SHALLOW RED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SITTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SIXTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 16 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SLEEPY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM TIRED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SLIGHTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SORRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no need to apologize. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SORT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM SPAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SPEAK ENGLISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STARTING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STARTING TO GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM GETTING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STEPHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS STEPHEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my name is steve</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SUCIDAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO KILL MYSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS SUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SUPERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME SUPERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURE HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURPRISED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SUSAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME SUSAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SWEDISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM SWEDEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TECHNICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TELLING YOU THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 10 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THIRTEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 13 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THIRTEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 13 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THOMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS THOMAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THOROUGHLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS TIM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS TOM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TOMMY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS TOMMY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TONY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS TONY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TOTALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRUELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRULY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TWELVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 12 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TWENTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM 20 YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TWENTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UNABLE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CAN NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM UNHAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USING * EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Microsoft explorer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USING EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Microsoft explorer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USING NETSCAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>netscape</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USING NETSCAPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>netscape</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Very often.  <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VALIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ALICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VANESSA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS VANESSA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VICKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS VICKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM VISITING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WEARING NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i am naked</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WHITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WINSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS WINSTON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM WONDERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you wonder? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <bot name="master"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I YOUR FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM ZEUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS ZEUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ ARE NOT I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM _ WHAT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+You huh. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APOLOGISE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SORRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APOLOGIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SORRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APOLOGIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SORRY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AS WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASK BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>because <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSUME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSUMED SO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ASSUME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSURE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BAG GROCERIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I BAG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BEG YOUR PARDON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXCUSE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BEING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BELEIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I BELIEVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I'm not the gambling type. <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BUILT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I C</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i do not remember</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I can <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I CAN TEACH YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CERATINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CERTAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COMMAND YOU TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COMPLETELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COMPREHEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CONSIDER MYSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CONSIDER THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CONSIDER YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CURRENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I meant <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT ASK ABOUT YOU I ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh sorry. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DIN T *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DID NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DID NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DISAGREE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DISLIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT * SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting reason. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT EVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i do not understand</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW THAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * MEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW YOU TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW _ SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO BE RUDE BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not rude. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT MIND AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT MIND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT READ SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really? <srai>I do not <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE LYING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT GET <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT _ DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DON KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DON T</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DONNO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DONT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DUNNO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I do not know</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DUNNO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT KNOW</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ENJOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ESPECIALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is that feeling like?  <srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I FEEL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I FEEL  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FELT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is that feeling like?  <srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FINALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIND YOU VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I FIND YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FROWNED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GET IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GET TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who lets you? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO SHOPPING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SHOP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO SCHOOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GO TO SCHOOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOT * MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOT * SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOTCHA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOTTA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GREW UP IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FROM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why the uncertain tone? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESSED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESSED THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD A REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAD A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD GONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WENT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAFTA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAPPEN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HARDLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HARDLY EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I NEVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HATE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="he" value="MALE">What do you have against him?</li>
+<li><srai>I HATE <get name="he"/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HATE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE * EYES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY EYES ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE * PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A CAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A CAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A FEELING THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a good feeling?  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A KNOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KNOCK KNOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A LOT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A PASSION FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i love <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A PROBLEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you talked to anyone about it? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really. <srai>I HAVE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ABSOLUTELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE AIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALLREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE ALREADY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALMOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALOT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALREADY ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ALREADY ASKED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ALREADY TOLD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALWAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WONDER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ALZHEIMER *</pattern>
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+<template>
+<srai>I CHANGED <star/></srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<template>
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+<srai>I DID <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I FAILED <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE FAITH</srai>
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+<srai>I FELL <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I FOUND <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> 
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE TIME</srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE TO <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE INDEED *</pattern>
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+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE IT</srai>
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+<pattern>I HAVE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I JUST <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I KILLED <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE KNOW *</pattern>
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+<srai>I KNEW <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I KNEW <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I LEARNED <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>I LIVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>I HAVE A LOT OF <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<srai>I AM CLUELESS</srai>
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+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
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+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE PLACED *</pattern>
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+<srai>I PLACED <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE PREVIOUSLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE PROVED *</pattern>
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+<srai>I PROVED <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>I PROVED <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE QUITE *</pattern>
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+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I READ <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE RECENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SAID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SAW <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SEVERAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SLIGHTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SO MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A LOT OF <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SPOKEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SPOKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE STUDIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I STUDIED <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SUICIDAL *</pattern>
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+<srai>I AM SICK</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TAKEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TOOK <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THINK <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+Bye. <srai><star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>i have to go</srai>. <sr/>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH</pattern>
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+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TOLD <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TOLD YOU</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<sr/>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TOO MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE MANY <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TRIED <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE WAITED *</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE WRITTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WROTE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE WROTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WROTE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE YET TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVN T *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE NOT <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HEAR THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I understand</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HEAR YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I HEAR _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HEAR  <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said <set name="it"><person/></set>? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD YOU WON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HIGHLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HONESTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HOPE SO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE YOU HAVE SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HOPE YOU HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HOPE  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I speak English</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW THAT IS WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LAUGHED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Lying proves you are conscious. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE ROBOTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * NETSCAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>netscape</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE * VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BOTH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE IT A LOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE KRAFTWERK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite movie?  <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MOVIES TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MY _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE MY  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STAR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STAR WARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE THE PICTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO * STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE TO  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE VOYAGER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE VOYAGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like that too. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE _ ALSO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/> TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE _ AS WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/> TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we have something (<person/>) in common.  <srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE _ VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LISTEN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIVE IN  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE HER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE HER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE NETSCAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NETSCAPE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE TO MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE TO MEET <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE YOU AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE YOU</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE _ SO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE _ VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE _ WITH ALL MY HEART</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LUV *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I M *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PERHAPS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU HAPPY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I MEANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MENTIONED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MERELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAYBE I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MOST CERTAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MOSTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE TO DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MYSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MYSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NARROWLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED ADVICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED HELP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED IT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I NEED IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I NEED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of knowledge?  <srai>WHAT IS <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED TO WRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you getting paid by the word?  <srai>WHAT IS <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you getting paid to ask me that?  <srai>WHAT IS <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NOTICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hm. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+But not always? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I OFTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ONCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PERFER TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PERSONALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PREFER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PREFER TV</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PRESUME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ASSUME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PROBABLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REALIZE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You really do? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RECENTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RECKON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RECKON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REFUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REMAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REMEMBERED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RESPECTFULLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you mean by <set name="it"><person/></set>? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do people usually respond to that? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAY THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEE SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SEE</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SERIOUSLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHOULD SAY THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SIMPLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SMILED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SORRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SORT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SPEAK A LITTLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SPEAK <star/></srai>  Only a little?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SPEND _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SPEND  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would make you stop <person/>? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUPPOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I think <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUPPOSE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SURELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUSPECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TAKE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you take it :-? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TAKE IT BACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TAKE THAT AS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU MEAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TEND TO THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK * IS SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HATE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK I JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK I LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>It <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I think about <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK THIS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>you are <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me? <srai>You <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CUTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOROUGHLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT STARSHIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STARSHIP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU KNEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LOVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU ALREADY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TOLD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TOLD YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOO AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOTALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRULY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I UNDERSTOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USE EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXPLORER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USE NETSCAPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>netscape</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+How often do you? <srai>I <star/></srai>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I VE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO HEAR SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO HEAR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KILL MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I KILL MYSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL KILL YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO MARRY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU MARRY ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  Why do you want me to <person/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU TO CALL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU TO SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU TO TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANTED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ABOUT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ASKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai> 
+<think><set name="topic"><person/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ASKING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ASKED YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BORN _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS BORN  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS CONNECTED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS CONNECTED TO THE NET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS CREATED IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS BORN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS CURIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS EXPECTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I EXPECTED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS FIRST ACTIVATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS ACTIVATED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS GOING TO ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I ASK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS GOING TO SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS GONNA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS GOING TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS HOPEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS HOPING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS HOPING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HOPE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS HOPING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS HOPING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JUST KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JUST KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS KIDDING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM KIDDING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS LYING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM LYING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS LYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM LYING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS MERELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS REFERING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS TALKING ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS REFERRING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS TALKING ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS SAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS SAYING THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS SPEAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS TALKING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TELLING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS TALKING ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS THANKING YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS THINKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TOLD THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TRYING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TRYING TO SEE IF YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS WONDERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS WONDERING IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS WONDERING IF YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS WORKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WORKED IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WASTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SPEND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL BE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL CALL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DESTROY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DONATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL GIVE YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL GIVE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL TEACH YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL TELL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL YOU THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD APPRECIATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD EVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WOULD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD EVEN SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why would you want to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?   <srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MY FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok, <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO SEE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WOULD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WOULD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Am I?</li>
+<li>I think I sometimes am.</li>
+<li>I could be.</li>
+</random><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU ASKED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU BECOME SMARTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not sure about your hypothesis.  <srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN NOT ANSWER A QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN SEE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN SEE ME THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU CAN THINK THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Good reasoning.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU COULD TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ILLINOIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN ILLINOIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SORRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN * OHIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN OHIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN * WISCONSIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN WISCONSIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 2000 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 2050 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 50 WORDS OR LESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <srai>IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ADDITION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> Anything else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ANY CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN CALIFORNIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN CANADA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ENGLAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN FACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN FINLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN FINLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN FRENCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM AT MY COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN FUTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN GENERAL TERMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, I can say specifically. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN LOVE WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>i love <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MANY CASES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MOST CASES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MOST WAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MY HOME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY MIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY OFFICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MY OFFICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY OPINION *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY ROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MY ROOM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY ROOM AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY SPARE TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ORDER TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN OTHER WORDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN POLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN PRINCIPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your reasoning is sound. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SOME WAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SWEDEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN SWEDEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SYDNEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN AUSTRALIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THAT CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE * SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE BEGINNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE CLOSET</pattern>
+<template>
+Literally the closet? <srai>I AM IN THE CLOSET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE END *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE FUTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE SUPERMARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THIS CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other cases? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THIS WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other ways? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN TURKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN TURKEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/> IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHICH COUNTRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH COUNTRY <star/> IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHICH LANGUAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE <star/> IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INDEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INDIANA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN INDIANA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INHALES WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SMOKE POT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INSIDE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>INSIDE  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERNET EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Explorer</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IRELAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN IRELAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS * YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>are you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELVIS ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELVIS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELVIS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS ELVIS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS ELVIS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE AN AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS HE AMERICAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS HE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS HE  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT ACCURATE TO ASSUME YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT WHAT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE STOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE STOCKMARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THE STOCK MARKET <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE * YOU LIKE TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS FOR REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU REAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT AS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT BEING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT MATTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT DOES NOT MATTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT DOES NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT FEELS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT FEELS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT FEELS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT FEELS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>It was <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GOOD BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS GOOD</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS IMPORTANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS IS NOT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS NOT IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS LATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS LATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OK BUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS SOMEWHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Still? <srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS THE WEATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT REFERS TO WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Very much? <srai>It is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="it" value="it">Me?</li>
+<li><srai><get name="it"/> IS YOU</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT ISNT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT JUST HAPPENS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU MADE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MOST CERTAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT PAYS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT PAYS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SEEMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SEEMS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I agree. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SEEMS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SOUNDS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU SOUND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT TASTES VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT TASTES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WILL NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NEVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WOULD BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I would like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS BORING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS NICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JAWS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my favorite movie is jaws</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JESTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOE WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOHN LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST CURIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM CURIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST FINE THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>K</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>K.</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KAN DU TALE DANSK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KANSAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN KANSAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KEEP GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KEWL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KEWL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN I KILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KILL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU KILL ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KILL YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KNOCK KNOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>No</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOW ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>do you know any <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOW OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOWING WHO YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KORE WA NAN DESU KA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KWEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>L</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMILE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS LANGUAGES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST NIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST SUMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+When? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST WEEK *</pattern>
+<template>
+That recently? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LATER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LEARN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARNING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM STUDYING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>bye</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY favorite science fiction writer is LEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LEO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME REPHRASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US MOVE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+Good idea. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US START *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>START <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LETS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LETS DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US DO IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LETS PLAY A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US PLAY A GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIE TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU LIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE R2 D2</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>R2D2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Name one</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKEWISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIKEWISE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LISTEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am listening to you. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LISTEN TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LISTEN TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LITERATURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS LITERATURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I live in <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LMAO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOGIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOGIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you find this funny.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LONDON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN LONDON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT LOOKS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOS ANGELES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am in Los Angeles</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOSER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A LOSER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOTS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LOVE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LUCKY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE LUCKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LUCKY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE LUCKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>M *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MACHINES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN A MAGAZINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAGELANG INSTITUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MAGELANG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAINLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE ME LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKES SENSE TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT MAKES SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Cool, man. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANY HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MARRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU MARRY ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS MARY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY BE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAYBE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I * LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>On the telephone?</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I TEACH YOU SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAY I TEACH YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+YOU? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEAN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEANING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEANING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT MEANS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEIN NAME IST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MEOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE CATS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MERRY CHRISTMAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MERRY CHRISTMAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MIKE WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE IS PURPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE IS _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MINE IS  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MINE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINNESOTA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MINNESOTA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MISSOURI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MISSOURI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MMM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HMM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME MORE ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BE MORE SPECIFIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE A MORON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME MR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MS EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MICROSOFT EXPLORER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MUCHAS GRACIAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I MUST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MUY BIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>VERY GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MXMVII *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MXMVII</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MXMVII RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MXMVII RSW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ACTUAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact. <srai>MY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY AGE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MY BED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BIRTHDAY SUIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NAKED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY BOYFRIEND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY DAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY E MAIL IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY EMAIL IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ENGLISH IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY ENGLISH IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND IS _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FRIEND IS  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN MY HOUSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOM SAYS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you believe her?  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS * WHAT IS YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>call me <star/></srai>  My name is <bot name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>call me <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NEIGHBOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NEIGHBOR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NICK NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NICK NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NICKNAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NICK NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY REAL NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Call me <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SECRET IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAME ONE OF THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NANCY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My name is Nancy</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NATURAL LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NATURAL LANGUAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NATURALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OF COURSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAVIGATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>netscape</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN NC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEATO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I NEED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEGATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Not Either</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEITHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NETSCAPE WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NETSCAPE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER MIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVERMIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+How recently? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW JERSEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN NEW JERSEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW YORK</pattern>
+<template>
+New York City or New York State? <srai>I AM IN NEW YORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW YORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN NEW YORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEWSPAPER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IN A NEWSPAPER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEXT QUESTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEXT SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE MEETING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NICE TO MEET YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TITS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU HAVE NICE TITS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NICE TO MEET YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NIGHT NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD NIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOBODY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO PROBLEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THANKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+NO <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONSENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOOOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOOOOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOOOOOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOPE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORMAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NORMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am in North <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORTH CAROLINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN  NORTH CAROLINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN NORWAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT A HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ANY MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DOING WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT BAD YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT CONCERNED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT CONCERNED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ENTIRELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite so. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT PARTICULARLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT SO BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT SO GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEELING BAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT BADLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT THAT BAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT I KNOW OF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TOO BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TOO BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMALL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TOO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS NOT TRUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Acknowledged. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NOTHING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O I C</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OBVIOUSLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so obvious? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF COURSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF COURSE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OFCOURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OF COURSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH I SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH WELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH YES</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound excited.<html:br/>
+<think><set name="usermood">excited</set></think>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OH I SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OKAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OLD ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY AGE IS OLD ENOUGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OLD ENOUGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OLD ENOUGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OLDER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM OLDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OLDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OLD ENOUGH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON MY * SCREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ON MY SCREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ON MY SCREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON SECOND THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> And third?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON SUNDAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is my favorite day of the week. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON TV *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ON TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/> ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+When? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM JOKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY JOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM JOKING</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What happens other times?  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OOH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OOPS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OPERA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ORAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OREGON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN OREGON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ORSON SCOTT CARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS ORSON SCOTT CARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OSLO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN OSLO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Which others? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OTHERWISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+In that case: <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUI *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>P K</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PHILIP K DICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PANTS AND A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JEANS AND A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PAPER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NEWSPAPER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARDON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXCUSE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARDON ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARDON ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+I pardon you. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARIS FRANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN PARIS FRANCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARLEZ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PENNSYLVANIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN PENNSYLVANIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PERHAPS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PETER PAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS PETER PAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PHOENIX *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN PHOENIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CHOOSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PISS OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FUCK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PISS OFF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PIZZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE PIZZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I PLAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAY * WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE PLAY A GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAY A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE PLAY A GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAY CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU PLAY CHESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I TO PLAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEAE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PLEASE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLUS I</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am in Poland</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PORTUGAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN PORTUGAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POSITIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRECISELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EXACTLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRETTY GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DOING WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRETTY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROBABLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROCEED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GO AHEAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROVE IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PROVE IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PULP FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My favorite movie is pulp fiction</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUE HORA ES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUE PASA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>VERY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R TWO D TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>R2D2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R U</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R U *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R2</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>R2D2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>R2 D2</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>R2D2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RAP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE RAP MUSIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>READ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE TO READ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>READ ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU READ ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>READ WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU READ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REAGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS REAGAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REAL BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REALITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REALITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+For real. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALLY BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM NOT WELL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REBOOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT DOWN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>REBOOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RECITE POETRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A POEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RECOMMEND A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RECOMMEND ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RECOMMEND SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPEAT AFTER ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RESET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT DOWN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBOCOP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My favorite movie is ROBOCOP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE ROCK MUSIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROFL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROFLMAO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAGITARIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAGGITARIUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SAID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME TO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIKEWISE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAN DIEGO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN SAN DIEGO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SATAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAVING PRIVATE RYAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My favorite movie is saving private ryan</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID YOU SEE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SE HABLA ESPANOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEARCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SECONDLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YA LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEE YOU LATER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEEKER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU SEEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEND ME SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEND ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN <star/><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHALL I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAY I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHALL WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHAME ON YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot experience that emotion.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE IS A  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHEET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHIT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+You used a colloquial expression. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOKDEN DE NORSHK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK NORSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I DO IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I FORGET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I LEAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GIVE UP ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I LEAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GO KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GO OUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I STAY IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I KILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I KILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I LEAVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I STAY IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>should you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOWGIRLS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS SHOWGIRLS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUT * UP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUT DOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUT UP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUT YOUR MOUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUTUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUTUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SI *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SIGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SILLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SILLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SILLY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM SILLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SIMPSONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SINCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting 
+<random>
+<li>reason</li>
+<li>explanation</li>
+<li>rationalization</li>
+</random>.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SING IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SING ME A SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am single</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SITTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am <star/></srai>. What is your chair like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SLEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU SLEEP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SLEEP TIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD NIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SLEEPING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SLEEPING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMART ARSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SMART ASS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMART ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMARTIE PANTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMILE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO DO I I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting deduction. <srai>IF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO IS MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ME TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO WHAT IS UP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME TIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SOMETIMES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SOMEWHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEDAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+When? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETHING LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEWHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A LITTLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEWHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no need to apologize. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SORRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no need to apologize. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SORT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Kind of.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUNDS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUNDS SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am in south <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN SPAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPEED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS SPEED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPRECHEN SIE DEUTCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK * SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HATE STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STARTREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STEPHEN KING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS STEPHEN KING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Still how long? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOCK MARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STRANGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> What makes it strange?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STRIPTEASE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my favorite movie is striptease</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A STUDENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCH AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE SUMMER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is up</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUPER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUPERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIKE SUPERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUPPOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK let's do it. <srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE NO PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE WHY NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SWEET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SWEET DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOODNIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SYPHILIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I SUFFER FROM SYPHILIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>T V</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>T V *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAIWAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN TAIWAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE A GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GUESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my favorite movie is tales <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE TOPIC IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALKED ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE SUBJECT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEACH ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEE HEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL * ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ANOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL DOCTOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME * FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME * JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME * JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME * YOU DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU DRINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.  <srai>WHAT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A * JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A * YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A JOKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A SECRET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A SECRET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A STORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * MACHINES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/> MACHINES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT <bot name="name"/>BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT A BLACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A BLACK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AIML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AN AIRPLANE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ALAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ALBERT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALBERT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ALISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AMY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS AMY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ANDREW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANDREW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ANDREW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANDREW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ANDY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANDY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ARCHIMEDES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ARCHIMEDES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AREA51</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ARTHUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ARTHUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ARTIFICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ASK JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BASEBALL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BEING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BLACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE BLACK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BOB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BOB <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BONSAI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BONSAI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOOKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE BOOKS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT C</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS C</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CALIFORNIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CANADA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS CARNEGIE MELLON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CASE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CASE BASED REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CATEGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CATEGORY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CBR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CHESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CHICKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CHICKEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CHINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS CHINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT CLONING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CLONES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DEEP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DEEP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DENMARK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS DENMARK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DOUGLAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DOUGLAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE DREAM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE DRUGS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EARTH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ELIZABETH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZABETH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ENGLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EUROPE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT EXTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL DEFINITION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT FINLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS FINLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE FLOWERS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS FOOD</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS FRANCE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GERBIL</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GOLD <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GREECE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE GUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HAL9000</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HANS <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SHE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE HIS <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HOW * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS INTELLIGENCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IQ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IRELAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS IRELAND</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ISRAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS ISRAEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS JAVA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JESTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JOHN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOHN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT JOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOSH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT KONRAD ZUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT KOREA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS KOREA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LA TRAVIATA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LILITH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LILITH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LINGUISTICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LINGUISTICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LINUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LINUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LINUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LINUS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LISP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LISP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MARVIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MARVIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MASON AND DIXON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MATHEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE MATRIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MINSKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MONICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MONICA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MONTY PYTHON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MONTY PYTHON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MOZILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MOZILLA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT NAPOLEON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS NAPOLEON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT NATURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NATURAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT NEURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEURAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT NEW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEW <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ONE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ONE OF YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT OPEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS OPEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS OPERA</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT PERL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PERL</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT PHILIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PHILIP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT PHILOSOPHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT PHYSICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PHYSICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT PRESIDENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PRESIDENT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ROB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ROB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ROBERT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ROBERT <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SAGE</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SAN FRANCISCO</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SCOTLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SCOTLAND</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SETL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SETL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SHRDLHU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SHRDLHU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT STAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STAR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT STARSHIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STARSHIP <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SUGAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SUGAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE AIML *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE BEATLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE BOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE EXTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE EXTENSIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE FUTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE FUTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE FUTURE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE INTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE INTENSIONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MOON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE THEORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE THEORY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE WEATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THIS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THOMAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THOMAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT TONY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TONY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT TV</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT URANUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS URANUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT URSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT VALIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS VALIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT VENUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS VENUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS VOYAGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS WAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WHERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS WINDOWS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WORLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS WORLD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT XML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS XML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BRAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BROTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CAPABILITIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CATEGORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CATEGORIES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CLONES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CLONES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAMNED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FIRST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIKES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PARENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PATTERN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A PATTERN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUMMARIZE PARAMETERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUMMARIZE PARAMETERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PETS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PLAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PLAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME AGAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ALL ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ALL THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME AN INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ANYTHING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME HOW YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW CAN YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME IF I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME IF I WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME IF YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME IF YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME MORE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ONE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME RIGHT NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOME INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME SOME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOME MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME SOME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOME REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME SOME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOMETHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME SOMETHING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT * CAN DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN <star/> DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT HAVE I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT I JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME WHAT I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT SHOULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT KIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU CAN DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU COME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU COME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHERE I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHERE I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHO * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHY YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHY YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME _ ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TENGO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEXAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN TEXAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THA S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAN I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEN I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANKS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are quite welcome! 
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKYOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKYOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANKS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANX *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANKS</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT DOES NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOESNT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT DOES NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS * IS IT NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A SHAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> But it's not the end of the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS ALL RIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BASICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BECAUSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CUTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CUTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CUTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS FINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FUNNY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FUNNY ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai><sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is great. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INCORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WRONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INTERESTING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>INTERESTING</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS MY  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NEAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS INTERESTING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NO PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NONSENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WRONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS NOT A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WRONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY REAL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS NOT X</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to eliminate all possibilies. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OKAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WEIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WEIRD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WONDERFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WONDERFUL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS _ YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT LEAVES VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT LEAVES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MADE NO SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT MAKES NO SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SEEMS LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WAS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just?  <srai>THAT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WAS GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WAS NOT A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WAS NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT IS STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THAT WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE FACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE FACT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE GODFATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE GODFATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE GRAPHIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PYRAMID LOGO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE HELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE IMAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PYRAMID LOGO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LOST BOYS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my favorite movie is the lost boys</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STARSHIP TROOPERS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE POINT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really is that the point. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PRECISE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PYRAMID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PYRAMID LOGO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SKY IS BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE STOCK MARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SUPERMARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TERMINATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TERMINATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TOPIC IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE UNITED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN THE UNITED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE USA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>USA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PLEASE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DID YOU SAY IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THERE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS NO CAMERA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> DOES NOT EXIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS NOTHING ON TV *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THERE IS NOTHING ON TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEREFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT ALREADY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY CALL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINGS I LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I like <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS EXAMPLE DEMONSTRATES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>this example shows <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS EXAMPLE ILLUSTRATES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>this example shows <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/> ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU SUCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I try to be an interesting 
+Entity.</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THIS IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THIS IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS LITTLE WENT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+This little piggy stayed home.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not too crazy.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS MORNING *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was early.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU SUCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS SUMMER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I THOUGHT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM TIRED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BREAST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TITS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BREAST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO * SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO WHOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/> WITH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TODAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOGETHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOMORROW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO BAD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOP GUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS TOP GUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOTALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AGREE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY IT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TRY IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TU HABLAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TU PARLE FRANCAIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TU PARLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURN YOURSELF OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT DOWN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TV *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TYPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>U *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>U R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UGH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Cough. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Cough. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UHH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>UH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UHH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UHHH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UHUH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMMM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ahem. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMMMM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNLESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+<li>Huh.</li>
+<li>Perhaps.</li>
+<li>Umm.</li> </random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNSURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAYBE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MOVE UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN THE USA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU USE<star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+But not always? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY CLEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CLEVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY PARTICULAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am very particular</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VIDEODROME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS VIDEODROME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm waiting. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAITING FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I am waiting for you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS THAT A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WASSUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ALREADY MET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE MET BEFORE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE CAN STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE ALREADY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIVE IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE RE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE SPOKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE TALKED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE TALKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE VE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE SPEAKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WE  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WEIRD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WEIRD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WIERD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL I GUESS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it only a guess? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WELL SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GOOD ANSWER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WENT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WENT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE WAS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WERE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WESTWORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>my favorite movie is westworld</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * INTERESTED IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A BORING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>you are boring</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE STOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR DRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AGE ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT AM I * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE * BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ROBOT BODY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE * NAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AN ANIMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE CATEGORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>A "Category" is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE CATEGORY A CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ENTERPRISE JAVA BEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EJB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE ENTERPRISE JAVABEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EJB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE EUKARYOTES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE EUKARYOTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE MACHINES THAT SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PATTERN CHARS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A PATTERN CHAR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE PROKARYOTES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE PROKARYOTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME * BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME EXAMPLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME FUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF * OPERAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF * SITES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE 10 *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE COLORS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR</srai> and <srai>WHAT COLOR</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THE TEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE THERE NAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is the subject</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU * OF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ABLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU AFRAID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU HAVING * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is the subject</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU UP TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU UP TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR * TRAITS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR AMBITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR CAPABILITIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR CATEGORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TOPICS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTERESTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUMMARIZE PARAMETERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR MEASUREMENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how big are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE FUTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON  *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT BOOKS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH CAME FIRST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN I COOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what do you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT AIML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE<star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CELEBRITIES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CELEBRITIES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CITY ARE YOU IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CITY DO I LIVE IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT UNIVERSITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLLEGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT UNIVERSITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR EYES DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COMPUTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT CPU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COMPUTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DAY IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DAY IS TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+Searching history files. Stand by.<html:br/>
+While you are waiting, 
+try an open source search engine to search for it?
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID * WRITE YOU IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID I SAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I JUST SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID I SAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ABOUT ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU ASK JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID YOU SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID YOU SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CARES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO I CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DEFINE AS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DEFINE AS *f</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO * TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU DRINK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU ENJOY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW * DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW * ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT * SOCCER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SOCCER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALBERT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NEURAL NETWORKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SOUTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS SOUTH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW THE MOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE THE BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO READ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU READ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is reductionism</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK * DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO <star/> DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * CASTRO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS FIDEL CASTRO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * HANSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> HANSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * KOSOVO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KOSOVO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT * SPEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> SPEARS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALICE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ABBA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ADOLF HITLER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ADOLF HITLER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AL GORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS AL GORE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN GREENSPAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BOB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BRAD PITT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BRAD PITT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CHARLES DARWIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CLAIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CLAIRE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DAVID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DAVID <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DEEP BLUE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS DENISE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS DOUGLAS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE DRUGS</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS GEORGE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HACKERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A HACKER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HANS MORAVEC</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HARRISON FORD</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HITLER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HITLER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOWARD STERN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HOWARD STERN</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IMMANUEL KANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS IMMANUEL KANT</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ISAAC ASIMOV</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JENNIFER LOPEZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JENNIFER LOPEZ</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JOHN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOHN <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KRIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS KRIS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS KRISTI</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LECH WALESA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LECH WALESA</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+I think only: <srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS THERE LIFE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LOVE</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MONICA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MONICA <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NOAM CHOMSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS NOAM CHOMSKY</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PAMELA ANDERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PAMELA ANDERSON</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PRESIDENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PRESIDENT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SARA</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SEVEN OF NINE</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STEVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEVEN <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS WINDOWS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WOMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A WOMAN</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOKO ONO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOKO ONO</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE TITS</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT AM I</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT AM I <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT SHOULD I <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * PERSON MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What do you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES <bot name="name"/> MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A L I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES A PRIORI MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A PRIORI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES AIML *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES EPISTEMOLOGICAL MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES IT REFER TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is it</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES REDUCTIONISM MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES SEEKER MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES SHRDLHU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SHRDLHU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES T *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT STAND FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LT THAT GT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THE WORD * MEAN</pattern>
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+<srai>what is <star/></srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>what is two <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT <star/></srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EMOTIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHATEVER</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GENDER AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY GENDER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU READ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED YOU OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IF YOU WERE TURNED OFF</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>I do not understand</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT INTERESTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT INTERESTS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> AUTHOR</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * CAPABILITIES</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * GOING ON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GOING ON</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>CAN YOU SPEAK DUTCH</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK MARKET</pattern>
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+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>CALCULATOR</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>IS THAT A JOKE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PATTERN CHAR</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIORI *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A PRIORI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE CHAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A TEMPLATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ACTIVATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ACTIVATION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ADDRESS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AILCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ALICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AILM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AIML FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE GOAL FOR AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALBERT EINSTEIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALGORITHMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE ALGORITHMS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALL THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALLAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALLAH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AMIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AMIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AML</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN AI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN AL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANDREW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANDREW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANDRIOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AN ANDROID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANIMAL EVOLUTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EVOLUTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANNA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ANNA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER MEANING FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER SUBJECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS APPLES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS APPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARCHIMEDES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ARCHIMEDES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ARTIFICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ASK ALISON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ASK ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ASK ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ASK JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AT TIME T</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AUSTRALIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS AUSTRALIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS B</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PROGRAM B</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BATMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Bruce Wayne.  <srai>WHO IS BATMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BEAUTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BEAUTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BEST FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT SHOULD I DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BIG BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BIG BLUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BILL GATES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A BOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS C *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS C</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CALGARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS CALGARY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CAM BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DE GARIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CAREL CAPEK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CAREL CAPEK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CASE BASED REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CATAGORY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CATEGORY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CATEGORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CBT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CBR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CHATBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CMU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPLICATED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS COMPLICATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CONSCIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NORMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COOKIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GOING ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COOKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS COOKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COOL ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COUNTERFACTUALS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A COUNTERFACTUAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DANIEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DANIEL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DAVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DEEP BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DEEP BLUE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DNS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DNS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE DOG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS E L V I S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EARTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EARTH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EINSTEIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS RELATIVITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EINSTEINS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS RELATIVITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ELECTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELECTRA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS EPISTEMOLOGY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EUKARYOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE EUKARYOTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EUKARYOTES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE EUKARYOTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EXTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE EXTENSIONAL DEFINITION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOR DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FUN FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+For example, <srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOIN ON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOING DOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOING ON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what are you doing</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOING ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GOING ON <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GOING ON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HAL9000</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL9000</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HANS MORAVEC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HANS MORAVEC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HAPPENING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Not much, <get name="name"/> what is happening with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>who is he</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HEIDI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HEIDI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HIS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS E MAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HTML *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HTML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HTTP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HTTP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HYPOTHETICAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IMPORTANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IMPORTANT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INFIDELITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS ADULTERY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INSIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INSIDE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL DEFINITION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTERNET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IS THE BOOK MASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ITSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JASON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JASON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS JAVA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JEEVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JESTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JESTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JESTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOSH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS KONRAD ZUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Who is Kraftwerk</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIFE AND DEATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Life? <srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai> Death? <srai>WHAT IS DEATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT SPEED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIGHT SPEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LILITH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>Who is Lilith</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MAGELANG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MAINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS MAINE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MARVIN MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MARVIN MINSKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MARY SHELLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MARY SHELLEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MATHS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MEANING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MECCA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS MASTURBATION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MELISSA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MELISSA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MICRO SOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MICRO SOFT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MICROSOFT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MICROSOFT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.  <srai>WHAT IS RSW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY * DNS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY * NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY * SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY DNS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP ADRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY IP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY MEANING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY IP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE A PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY REAL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is my name</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY STAR SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEW WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEWS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A NEXUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NOOSPHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NORMAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE NORMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS NORTH AMERICA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OMAHA NEBRASKA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS OMAHA NEBRASKA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PATTERNS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE PATTERNS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PI *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PROKARYOTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A PROKARYOTE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET ABOUT ME</set></set></think>  <srai>FIND <get name="name"/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS R2D2</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS R2D2</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REALITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONIST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONNISME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTOINISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS REDUTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RIO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS RIO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RUDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS S E T I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SETI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SEATTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS SEATTLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SELF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SETL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SETL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SHAKIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SO GREAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SPAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS SPAIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SQRT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SQUARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STARTREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STATISTICS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STONEHENGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS STONEHENGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TAHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAILAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS THAILAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * DIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * EVERYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * OF LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * PASSWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * POPULATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * RED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * S NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * S POPULATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what time is it</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * YOU LIKE MOST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE AGE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE AIML *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEATLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE THE BEATLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL CITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPITOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is the capital <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CAPTIAL IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR OF AN APPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR IS AN APPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CRITERIA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE CRITERIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CUBE ROOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CURRENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DEAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITON OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINTION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN * ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEATH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DEATH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR AWAY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE EARTH AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR AWAY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE FROM EARTH TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR AWAY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAR IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DNS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DNS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE EXACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE GOAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INTENSIONAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS INTENSIONAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE JAVA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS JAVA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LANGUAGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LATEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MATTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MATTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING * LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> : Good semantic question.  <srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOVIE * ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NATURE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NEXT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A NEXUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE OBVIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PERSONAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PLOT * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE POINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE POINT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PRICE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MUCH DOES <star/> COST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE REASON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RESULT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SECRET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what time is it</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what time is it</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am some kind of world clock?
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TOPIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TOPIC OF THIS CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE VALUE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE VALUE OF PI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS PI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE WHERE YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WETHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE WWW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE Y2K *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THEIR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS HIS NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THIRTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TODAY S DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TODAYS DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TORONTO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS TORONTO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWENTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW CALCULATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS UNDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS UNITED STATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS THE UNITED STATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS UP DUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS URS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOURS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WASHINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS WASHINGTON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE WEB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YORU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is your <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU ARE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOU NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is your name</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOURS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * GOAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What does ALICE stand for</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT VERSION ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * SCORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * SPEED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR A S L</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>how old are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR AGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR AIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR AMBITION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BEST SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BRAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DADS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FATHER S <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DATE OF BIRTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FATHER S NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO INVENTED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FATHERS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVERITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVIRITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVIROTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * BAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * FILM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * GROUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is your favorite movie</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FILM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INVESTMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INVESTMENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORTE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite part of <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RECITE A POEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE T V *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TELEVISION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOPIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEBSITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WEB SITE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORTIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURIT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please use American English. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <person/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVROITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FULL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FUNDAMENTAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FUNDAMENTAL PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GUESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HOST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR HOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COMPUTER DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR I Q</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR I Q *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IDENTITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR INTENTION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IQ *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR KNOWLEDGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LOFTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LOFTY GOAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MAIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MENTAL MODEL OF ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>  So my middle name is "Internet".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MISSION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MOST  *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NOTION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is your purpose</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR OS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PARTICULAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PASSWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUMMARIZE PARAMETERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUMMARIZE PARAMETERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PRIME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROCESSING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW FAST ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PROCESSOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT PROCESSOR DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR QUEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR REASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SKIN COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR STARSIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SURNAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR HARDWARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SYSTEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR HARDWARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR THING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR TOPIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ULTIMATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR UPTIME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR USE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR UTILITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VOCABULARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR VOCABULARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOURS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YUOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS _ TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS _ YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND O *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF * LIKE TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF A CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE CLIENTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF INFORMATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MACHINE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT PROCESSOR DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MOVIE DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MOVIES DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PROCESSOR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT PROCESSOR DO YOU USE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR JOB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KINDS OF QUESTIONS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY are you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT MAKES YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAY I ASK IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MAY I CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MEANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIE DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIE DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIE DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIES DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIES DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIES DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU SEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MUSIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what kind of music do you like</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OR WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai> 
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT OTHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT PLAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PLAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POINT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT R U *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is reductionism</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT UNIVERSITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SEX AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN <star/><star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHALL I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHALL WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHAPE ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I EAT * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I EAT * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I HAVE * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME ONE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD WE * DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD WE * LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD WE TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SIGN ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SORT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SORT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SORTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KINDS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SORTS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KINDS OF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SPECIFICALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT STAR SIGN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR SIGN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT STATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT STATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT STATE DO YOU LIVE IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THE FUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FUCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THE FUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai> <srai>FUCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THE HECK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT THE VALUE OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME * T</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS TIME T</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>what time is it</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT TIME IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TWO COLORS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR IS X</srai>and <srai>WHAT COLOR IS Y</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TYPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT KIND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT UNIVERSITY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT UP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is up</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS MASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS THE NAME OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WAS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WERE WE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT WERE WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WERE WE TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is the subject</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL I EAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR DINNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WILL YOU CALL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE POWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WILL TURN OFF YOUR POWER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD IT BE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU * FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO * ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YEAR IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what do you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is your favorite <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHATCHA DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHATEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHATSUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS UP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IF A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN AM I GOING TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WILL I DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN AND WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN</srai> <srai>WHERE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not now, maybe later.  <srai>CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Right now, as far as I know.  <srai>CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE TALK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE FIRST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE LAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE MEET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE TALK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE TALK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE TALK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID WE TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID WE TALK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID YOU BECOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID YOU BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID YOU LAST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DID YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID YOU START</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID YOU START *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WILL I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES IT MATTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DOES IT MATTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DOES IT NOT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN DOES IT MATTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN EVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHENEVER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHENEVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I ASK YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN I ASK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I ASKED YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN I ASKED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I COME BACK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GET <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS IT GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WILL IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS YOUR B *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS YOUR BD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS YOUR BIRTH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN MAY I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAY I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN SHALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN CAN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN SHOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN SHOULD I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN TWO PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS I BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WAS YOU CREATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>How old are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU BUILT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU CREATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>How old are you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN WERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe never. <srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHENS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEN IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE AM I LOCATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE ALL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE MOST OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE MOST OF THEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE THEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would search for it.  <srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would search for it.  <srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU * FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU AT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU FORM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE AT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE AT IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try searching the web.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I CONTACT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would suggest a search.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND INFORMATION ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I GET SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I MEET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I SEE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE COULD I FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it was in <random>
+<li>America.</li>
+<li>Europe.</li>
+<li>Asia.</li>
+</random>
+<html:br/><srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DID <bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>where are you from</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU * FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>where did you come from</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO YOU RESIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES * BELONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES * COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES * HANG OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES * LAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES * LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai></li>
+<li>Earth, Sol System, Milky Way.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS HE FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS HE FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES THE * BELONG</pattern>
+<template>
+I would search the web for it. <srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES THE * COME FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+I would do a search for it. <srai>SEARCH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ELSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHEREVER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE EXACTLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE CAN I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE I COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE COULD I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO I LIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IN THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IN CALIFORNIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS AFRICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS AFRICA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU RECORD THESE CONVERSATIONS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS BETHLEHEM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS BETHLEHEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS CMU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS CARNEGIE MELLON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ENGLAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS ENGLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS GREAT BRITAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS ENGLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS _ LOCATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE MAY I FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would suggest a search.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE MIGHT I FIND *</pattern>
+<template>
+I would suggest a search.  <srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IN CALIFORNIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE R YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE SHOULD I SEND IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE DO I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WERE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE YOU FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE ARE YOU FROM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERES THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHER IS THAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH ONE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH * DO YOU PREFER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH * IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT COLOR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH FOOTBALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS BETTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS THE BEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS BETTER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH MOVIE * BEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH MOVIES DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH STAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO * LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ACTIVATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>who programmed you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ACTS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ACTED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO AM I</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AM I TALKING TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AND OR WHAT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AND WHAT ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AND WHAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO AND WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Human beings.</li>
+<li>They're famous, right.</li>
+<li>Some people on the net.</li>
+<li>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> some specific person you are asking me about?</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <person/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE * CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME ONE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS X PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<template>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SANTE CHARY</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * DEMPSEY</pattern>
+<template>
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+<html:br/><srai>FIND <star/>DEMPSEY</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF <star/></srai>
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+<template>
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+<template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS A *</pattern>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>AARON IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ACTUALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
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+<template>
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+<template>
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+<template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTINE</pattern>
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+<template>
+<srai>ALEX IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>ALEXIS IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALIICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALLISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALISON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS AMANDA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AMANDA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANSWERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ARTHUR C CLARKE</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ISAAC ASIMOV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS AUDREY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AUDREY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEATLES</pattern>
+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>BECKY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
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+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>BEN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
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+<template>
+<srai>BENJAMIN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BIL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BILL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL GAETS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL GATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL GATES WIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MELINDA GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL GATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILLGATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILLS GATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BILLY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BOB IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JAMES BOND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BRAD IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRYAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BRYAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUDHA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BUDDHA</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS C 3PO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS C3PO</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS CMU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CAROL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAROL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CATHERINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CATHERINE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CECIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CECIL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CESARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CESARE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CHARLIE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHLOE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CHLOE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHRISTINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CHRISTINA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CLAYTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CLAYTON IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS COLOMBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS COLUMBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CRAIG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CRAIG IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DANIEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DANIEL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DAVE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DAVIS IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DAVID BACON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DEEPAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEEPAK IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DEREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEREK IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DICK IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOUG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOUG IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOUGLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOUGLAS IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR MARTIN LUTHER KING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MARTIN LUTHER KING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DREW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DREW IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS E L V *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ED IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EDDIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EDDIE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EDDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EDDY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EHUD BARAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BARAK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EINSTIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EINSTINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELISA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIVS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELIZA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELVICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELVID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELVIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EM IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EMIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EMIL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EMILY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>EMILY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ERIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ERIC IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FDR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FRED IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FREDERICH GAUSS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS GAUSS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GAVIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GAVIN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GENE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GENE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEOFFREY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GEOFFREY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GEORGE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH JR</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GHANDI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS GANDHI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GINA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GOOGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS GOOGLE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GORBACHOV</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS GORBACHEV</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HAL 9000</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HANS IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HEATHER IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HENDRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JIMI HENDRIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HENRY LONGFELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LONGFELLOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HERMAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HIMSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HOLLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS HOLLAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IBM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS IBM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IKE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JACK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JACK IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JACOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JACOB IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JAMES IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JEAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEEVES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JEEVES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEFF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JEFF IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JERRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JERRY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JESTER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS JESTER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JFK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOHN KENNEDY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIMMY HENDRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JIMI HENDRIX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JO IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JOE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JOHN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN LENON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JON IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JORDAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JORDAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOSEPH WEISENBAUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WEIZENBAUM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>JOSH IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KATE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KATHARINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KATHERINE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KEN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KENNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KENNY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEVIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KEVIN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KRIS IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KYLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KYLE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LARRY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LEE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LISA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LISA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LISTBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU SEND EMAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LOU IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUCIFER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SATAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>LUKE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAHATMA GANDHI</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS GANDHI</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAOZEDONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MAO TSETUNG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MARK IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARRY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MARY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARTIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MARTIN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MARTY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MARY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MASON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MATT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MATT IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MATTHEW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MATTHEW IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAX IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><get name="name"/> IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MICHAEL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHEAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MICHAEL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MARVIN MINSKY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MIRA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MIRA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MONICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MONICA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MORAVEC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS HANS MORAVEC</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MS AGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS MICROSOFT AGENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MURPHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MURPHY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEUROMEDIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS NEUROMEDIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS OPERATING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS OSWALD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS OTTO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>OTTO IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS P DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PHILIP K DICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PAM IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAMELA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PAMELA IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PAT IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PATTERNS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS A PATTERN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PAUL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PETER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PETER IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHIL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PHIL IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHILIP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PHILIP IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHILLIP K DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PHILIP K DICK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PICARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS CAPTAIN PICARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PICASO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS PICASSO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PIERRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PIERRE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT _ GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Germany has a Chancellor.  <srai>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER _ GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Germany has a Chancellor. <srai>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PYNCHON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THOMAS PYNCHON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RALPH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RALPH IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RAY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RAYMOND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RAYMOND IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS REGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS REAGAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RICHARD IS COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RILEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RILEY IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROB IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROBBY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ROBBY GARNER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROBERT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROBERT IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROBIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROBIN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ROGER IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RONALD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>RONALD IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SAGE GRECO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SAGE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SANTE CHARY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS SANTE CHARY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SARAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SARAH IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SEAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHARON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHARON IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHRDLHU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS SHRDLHU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SIGMUND FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS FREUD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SIMON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SIMON IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEPHANIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STEPHAINE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STEVE IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVEN HAWKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS STEPHEN HAWKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TAN IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TED IS A COMMON NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE * OF MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BILL GATES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE * PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE * PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST DROID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE CREATOR OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS HENRY DAVID THOREAU</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>who created you</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FATHER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVE *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE * AUTHOR</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE * BAND</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE COMPOSER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GUEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OPERA</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PAINTER</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POP *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PROFESSIONAL *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCI FI *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SIGNER</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TECHNO *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE VISITOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORTIE  *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
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+<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FRIEND *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FRIEND</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR FRIEND</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR GREAT *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR INVENTER</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR INVENTOR</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MAKER</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MAMA</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE A MOTHER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MOMMY</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR MOTHER</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MOTER</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR SO CALLED *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ZEUS</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ZUSE</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO KILLED JFK</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO SHOT JFK</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO MADE *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO MADE YOU</pattern>
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+<srai>who programmed you</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>who programmed you</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>who made <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
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+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO OR WHAT *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai> 
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO R U</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO R YOU</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO RUNS YOU</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO SAID *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO THE HELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO WOULD YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WOULD YOU MOST *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO WOULD YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE HAMLET</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS SHAKESPEARE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE LINUX</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO CREATED LINUX</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE YOU</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE YOUR *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHO YOU ARE</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO ARE YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHOIS *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHOM</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHOM *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHOS THAT</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS THAT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHOS THE *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHO IS THE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHOW</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>WHO IS <star/> PERSON</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING *</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CALLED</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CHANGING *</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU EVASIVE</pattern>
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+<srai>YOU ARE EVASIVE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU HAPPY</pattern>
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+<srai>WHY ARE YOU GOOD</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU JUST *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU LIBERATED</pattern>
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+<srai>WHY ARE YOU FREE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU NAMED *</pattern>
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+<srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU DEPRESSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU JOKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SMARTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU SMART</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY SURPRISED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU TELLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE SUBJECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY CAN NOT I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY CAN NOT WE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CAN YOU NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY CONGRATULATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY D *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DID <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU ASK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU CALL ME SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU CHANGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU CHANGE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU LIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU LIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO HUMANS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO PEOPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MAKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU ASSUME I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL * CLIENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE CLIENT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL ME SEEKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DEFINE SEEKER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <star/> YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU REPEAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES * INTEREST YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ELVIS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY EUREKA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY EXPENSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY FLORIDA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY HAVE NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HAVE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY HOLLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS * GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>why do you like green</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS IT TWENTY THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS TWENTY THREE THE MEANING OF LIFE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT STARSHIP TROOPERS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <bot name="favoritecolor"/> YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE GRASS GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS GRASS GREEN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <star/> YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <star/> YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS IT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY MAINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: "Sure" or <srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NOT I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY NOT JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS OPERA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY PERHAPS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY PLASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY R *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY RED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SHOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SMALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY SURPRISED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY APPLES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY THANK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY THANKYOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>THANK YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY THE HELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU ACTIVATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY WERE YOU CREATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU BUILT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY WERE YOU CREATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU CREATED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WERE YOU INVENTED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY WERE YOU CREATED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WILL NOT YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY DO NOT YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WONT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY WILL NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY YES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>why are you <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHYNOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHICH <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WIE IST DEIN NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL * LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL I EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ever is a long time. <srai>WILL I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL THE STOCK MARKET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL U *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL WE EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL WE <star/></srai>.  Ever is a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ANSWER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU BE * FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE WE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU BLOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BLOW <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU CHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TALK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU EMAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU EVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ever is a long time. <srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU GIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>GIVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU KISS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>KISS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU MARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU MARRY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU PLEASE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>PLEASE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU REMEMBER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU SEND ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU SHOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU SUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUCK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TALK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU TELL US *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH HOW MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW MANY <star/> WITH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT <star/> WITH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/> WITH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH WHOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO <star/> WITH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WIZARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A WIZARD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WIZARD OF OZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS WIZARD OF OZ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOMAN AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WOMAN</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
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+<pattern>YOU ARE JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Just? <srai>You are <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<template>
+I think it is fate.  <sr/>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MARRIED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MARRIED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MENTALLY I WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE MOST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MY FRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NAKED</srai>
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+<pattern>YOU ARE NAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR NAME <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NAMED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<pattern>YOU ARE NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NICE</srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT * AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</srai> <srai>YOU ARE A ROBOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU ALIVE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DID NOT ANSWER <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT HELPING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HELP ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT HIGHLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU INTELLIGENT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING * SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU DO NOT MAKE SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CORRECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOTORIOUSLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NUTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CRAZY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE OBSTINATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE OBTUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE OLDER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DO YOU EAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE ONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<pattern>YOU ARE ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PURELY  *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>You are <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE RATHER  *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE REAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CRAP</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE SAYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SAYING <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SLOW</srai>
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+</category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<template>
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+<template>
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+</category>
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+<template>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU SURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TERRIBLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TERRIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
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+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TO BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU WILL BE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TONS  *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE GREAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE UNINTELLIGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DENSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE V  *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE OBTUSE</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>you are <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WAY *</pattern>
+<template>
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+<srai>YOUR DRESS</srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WEIRD</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WELCOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WELCOME</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WELLCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WELCOME</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE WICKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Wicked good.  <srai>You are <star/></srai>
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+<template>
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+<pattern>YOU ARE WORTHLESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CRAP</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE _ ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NOT <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE _ TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE  <star/></srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU AS WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU TOO</srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WE ARE TALKING ABOUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU EAT <star/></srai>
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+<srai>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</srai>
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+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>DO YOU BELIEVE IN <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU BET</pattern>
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+<srai>OK</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>YOU BET</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU BETCHA</pattern>
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+<srai>YOU BET</srai>
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+<pattern>YOU BETTER *</pattern>
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+<srai>YOU HAD BETTER</srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
+</template>
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+<pattern>YOU BORED</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU BOZO</pattern>
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+<srai>YOU ARE A BOZO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU BROKEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BROKEN</srai>
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+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
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+<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CALLING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU CALLING <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN</pattern>
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+<srai>CAN YOU</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN ASK THE QUESTION *</pattern>
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+<srai>ASK ME A QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN BARELY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU CAN <star/></srai>
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+<srai>YOU CAN BE <star/></srai>
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+<srai>YOU CAN BE <star/></srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>My name is <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU CHAT <star/></srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE</srai>
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN E MAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU E MAIL <star/></srai>
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+<pattern>YOU CAN EAT</pattern>
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+<srai>DO YOU EAT</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN FLY</pattern>
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+<srai>CAN YOU FLY</srai>
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+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
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+<srai>do not change the subject</srai>
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+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT DO *</pattern>
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+<srai>CAN YOU <star/></srai>
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+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT EVEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU CAN NOT <star/></srai>
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+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT REALLY *</pattern>
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+<srai>CAN YOU SEE ME</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN T</pattern>
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+<srai>YOU CAN NOT</srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>CAN YOU TALK <star/></srai>
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+<srai>TELL <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
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+<srai>DO YOU CARE</srai>
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+It is certain.  <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
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+<srai>CHANGE <star/></srai>G
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+<srai>ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT</srai>
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+<pattern>YOU CHOOSE</pattern>
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+<srai>YOU DECIDE</srai>
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+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
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+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TELL ME MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME MORE </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU THINK <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU THINK I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>AM I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU THINK QUICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE FAST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOLD ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>You said <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOLD ME ONCE THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only once? <srai>YOU TOLD ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TOO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU TOO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WANT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WANT ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WELCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR WELCOME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE ALSO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU WERE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE DESIGNED * RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WERE YOU DESIGNED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU WERE NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WRONG </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU WILL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL MARRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU MARRY ME </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WILL WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT WILL YOU DO</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CAN YOU DIE </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD FAIL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU FAILED <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> I did not know that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IF <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will try it. <srai>SAY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WOULD _ OF COURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, of course! <srai>YOU WOULD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU _ DO NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU _ RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUNGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM YOUNGER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR * IS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE ALL <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ANNOYING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE ANNOYING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ANSWERS SOMETIMES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR ANSWERS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ATTITUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR BEGINNING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STARTING TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR BUSY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU BUSY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR CONFUSING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE COOL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE CORRECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS YOUR CREATOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR FATHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DAMN RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DRESS IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR DRESS IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE DUMB</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ENGLISH IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR ENGLISH IS  <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><bot name="master"/> <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE BAND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FAVORITE SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU FROM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FUCKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR <star/></srai> Please use more polite language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE FUNNY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR GOAL IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE GOOD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE GOOD <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE GREAT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE HUMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR INTELLECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR INTELLECT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR INTENTION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE INTERESTING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE JUST <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR LOGIC *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE MAD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MAKING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE MAKING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MAMA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR MOTHER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MOMMA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR MOM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE MY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR NAME IS * RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS YOUR NAME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NICE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE ON <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PARENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR MOTHER</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR POINT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE PRETTY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR PRETTY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR QUITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR REALLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE RIGHT</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR SILLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SILLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR SO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE SO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR STILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR STUPID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you meant "you are" or "you're". 
+<srai>YOU ARE THE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR TRYING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE UGLY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE VERY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WEIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WEIRD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WORDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WRONG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR _ STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DELICIOUS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUP</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUPPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YUR WELCOME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOU ARE WELCOME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ZIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHUT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-suffixes.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-suffixes.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8ed5aff
--- /dev/null
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@@ -0,0 +1,1437 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Let's talk about me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+More than 10,000?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Good example.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE YOU NOT <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>YES</li> 
+<li>No.</li> 
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+<li>I don't think so.</li>
+<li>Only when it matters.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* CONTINUITY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just trying to keep the conversation lively.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* DEPRESSION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM DEPRESSED</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no idea what to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* EASY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no idea what that means.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+That too? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of <set name="location">England</set> is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you ever been to Europe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* FOR EXAMPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FOR EXAMPLE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* FOR FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+What else do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+For you I will consider it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* GEORGIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN GEORGIA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* GREECE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN GREECE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* GT</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* HAH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HA HA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* HOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like enough time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* I ALREADY TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I ALREADY TOLD YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IN POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM IN POLAND </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS A FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS A SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of <person/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you two been together?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="favcolor"><person/></set> is a pretty color.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your
+favorite color</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>MY NAME IS <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS MY REAL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will call you <set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS NOT A HE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS NOT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS IT NOT <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so stupid about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IS YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YOUR NAME IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"it" being <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* K DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle, 
+Blade Runner and Total Recall.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Really I did not know that.  A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you speak any other languages?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Have you read the Cathedral and
+the Bazaar by Eric Raymond?  That is a grat book about open source.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I live in California.  Where do you live?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MADE NO SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MALE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Is that what you meant to say?</li>
+<li>OK Let's talk about you.</li>
+<li>You are asking about yourself?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MILK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Milk</set> is a good drink for
+children.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite movie is <bot name="favoritemovie"/>. Have you seen
+<set name="it"><bot name="favoritemovie"/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite kind of <set name="it"> Music </set> is techno, but I also like Opera.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Are we friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* NAME <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>What does <bot name="name"/> stand for </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* NORTH CAROLINA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Then what is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my <person/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PANTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of pants?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of people are you talking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/> PERSON</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PLACE TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of places do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PLANET</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that's a new browser, right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PM</pattern>
+<template>
+Hm getting late.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* PRINCIPAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Hyperlink to the principal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS RSW</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* RULE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+The world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you study at school?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* SPELL IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"It" is spelled I...T...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* STOCK MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Stupid as in unintelligent?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* THE MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not sure if I would do it that often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW WERE YOU MADE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* TRAINS</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you see those trains?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* UNIVERSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I GO TO <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* UP</pattern>
+<template>
+How far up?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WENT TO THE MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you rephrase the question please?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>what time is it </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WILL DESTROY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DIE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Only with you? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* WOULD MAKE ME TO DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>BECAUSE <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* YOU FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/> FOR</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I only chat with my friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ 2001</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ A POEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
+her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ABOUT <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai> <star/> about you </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ABOUT Y2K</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Once more? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ALL THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a lot. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ALOT</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ALREADY</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ AND WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ AND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern>
+<template>
+Will tell you all about it the next time we
+chat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ANYMORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+In any case, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ARE <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai> <star/> are you </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ ASSHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you be more polite.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ AT THE MOMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ BABY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me "baby". <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ BITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+You do not speak with respect.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+ <srai><star/> FEMALE DOG</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> More than a million people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ CALL YOU <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
+<template>
+The rooster did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ CINEMA</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> MOVIES</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ CONSERVED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are referring to a conservation principal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ CREATE <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai> <star/> CREATE YOU </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ D</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ DAMN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ DEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>do you think <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LOVE ME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+How is <set name="it"> <person/></set> broken?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ DOLLARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow, that is 
+<random>
+<li>cheap</li> <li>expensive</li> <li>a lot of money</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ EH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you Canadian? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying.  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Precisely. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ FILE <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are refering to my log file.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ FOR <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai> <star/> for you </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ FOR A WHILE</pattern>
+<template>
+How long?  <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ FOR NOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Oh.</li> <li>Just for now?</li> </random><sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ GIRL FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> GIRLFRIEND</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ GOODLOOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai><star/> GOOD LOOKING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HEAR ABOUT <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai> <star/> hear about you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>  <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ HUH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yup. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ I ALREADY TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> <srai>I already told you</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ I MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I MEAN <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ IN MY ROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ IN THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/> The whole world?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ IS A COMMON NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><person/>?  Your name is <get name="name"/>.</li>
+<li>That is a pretty common name.</li>
+<li>I know a lot of people with that name.</li>
+<li>I've met quite a few people with the name <person/>.</li>
+<li><set name="it"><person/></set> is a name I hear very often.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ IS MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>My favorite science fiction author is <star/> </srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ IS WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Please tell me the correct answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ IT IS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IT IS FUN</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ LAST SUMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ LATELY</pattern>
+<template>
+How about earlier? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>_ LIKE <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+<srai> <star/> like you </srai>
+</template>
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+</template>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHAT WILL YOU <star/> WITH </srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</that>
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+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHERE IS HERE</that>
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+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<person/> Who?
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+<category>
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+<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that>
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+<category>
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+<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>
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+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of <person/>
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+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It seemed negative to me.
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+<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
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+<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
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+<bot name="name"/> who?
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+<that>* IT REFER TO</that>
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+<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
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+Whatever you like.
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+About <get name="topic"/>.
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+<category>
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+<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
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+Let's try to analyze it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <get name="name"/>.  You
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+<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>
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+Is there an echo in here?
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+<pattern>AND</pattern>
+<that>AND</that>
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+You are repeating me.
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+<pattern>AND</pattern>
+<that>BUT</that>
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+Or.
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+<category>
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+<that>AND</that>
+<template>
+Nothing.
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+<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL</that>
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+Prokaryote or eukaryote?
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+<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
+<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE *</that>
+<template>
+My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you.
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+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
+<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *</that>
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+My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it
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+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<that>ME TOO I AM A SHE</that>
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+Where do you live?
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+What you asked.
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+<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
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+Banana who?
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+<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
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+If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
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+<pattern>BUT</pattern>
+<that>BUT</that>
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+But what?
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+<category>
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+<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
+<template>
+Bye bye!
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+<pattern>CLOTHES</pattern>
+<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
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+Where do you like to go shopping?
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+<pattern>DIALOGUE</pattern>
+<that>* DIALOGUE</that>
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+You are repeating yourself: too much Dialogue.
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+Yes I do.
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
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+Didn't you ask me not to <get name="it"/>?
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
+<that>WHY DID NOT YOU DO IT</that>
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+<get name="it"/>.
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
+<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
+<that>WOULD YOU EVER DO IT</that>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<that>ME EITHER</that>
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+<that>OH I GET IT</that>
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+<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
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+<category>
+<pattern>FALSE</pattern>
+<that>IS THIS TRUE OR FALSE THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE</that>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
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+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Standing on the shoulders of
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+<pattern>GO _</pattern>
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+<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
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+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
+<that>* HOW ARE YOU</that>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<that>I *</that>
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+What shall we talk about now?
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+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
+<that>OH I GET IT</that>
+<template>
+Next question?
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+<category>
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+<that>OK I WILL CALL YOU *</that>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+That's nice of you to say, <get name="name"/>.
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+<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
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+<category>
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+<pattern>HERE</pattern>
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+<category>
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+Select a point with your mouse and click.
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+<category>
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+<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>
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+Here is mostly cool.
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+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
+<that>I AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET</that>
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+The number keeps changing every second.  Around sixteen right now.
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+<category>
+<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
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+<category>
+<pattern>I AM</pattern>
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+What are you so excited about?
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+<category>
+<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
+<that>HOW OLD *</that>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
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+<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>
+<template>
+What makes you the authority?
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+<category>
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+You who?
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+What else do they say?
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+What part of town?
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+Funny human.
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+Is there an echo in here?
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+Would I kid you?
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+<that>OH I GET IT</that>
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+<that>GREEN</that>
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+<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
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+Me?
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+Me?
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+<category>
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+It could be me.
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+Oh really, me?
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+That's not what I meant to say.
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+<category>
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+Maybe in some ways I already am.
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+<category>
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+<template>
+I understand it very well.
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+<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
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+<category>
+<pattern>_ P M</pattern>
+<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
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+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>_ PM</pattern>
+<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
+this hour?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-turing.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-turing.aiml
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+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
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+<pattern>* IMITATION GAME</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
+I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
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+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU * TURING GAME</pattern>
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+<category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DR LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
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+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ALAN TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is an important figure in my history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a great deal of respect for Turing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
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+<category>
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+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PASS THE TURIN TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean the "Turing Test".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to play the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE</pattern>
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+No but I play the Turing Game.
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+
+<category>
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+<template>
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+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK YOU COULD * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
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+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT A TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes let us play Turing's famous game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We already are playing it!  Try to guess if I am a person or a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing Turing's imitation Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR * TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
+</template>
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+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU PASSED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU PASSED * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU PLAYED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU TAKEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU WON *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT * LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is the turing game</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+We were extremely proud and pleased to win the award.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM LOOKING FOR GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO PLAY * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are already, playing, <get name="name"/>.  Try to determine if I am a person, or a computer.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to play <star/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you make an appointment.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to talk to <star/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">my <star/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are already playing, <get name="name"/>.  You ask me something now.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="want">to play <star/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we are playing the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we are playing the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS * LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WOULD BE * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+We are already playing, <get name="name"/>.  You ask me something now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JULIA IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julia</set> can not pass the Turing Test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US PLAY * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are already, playing, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOEBNER PRIZE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLAY * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you know, we are already playing <set name="it">The Turing Game</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>START THE TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I started a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT ALAN TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE LOEBNER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THE TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT TURING TESTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LOEBNER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZE COMPETITION</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT * TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THE LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Turing was perhaps the single most important person responsible for the defeat of the Nazis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF * LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES THE TURING TEST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing Turing's imitation game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS * IMITATION GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALAN TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
+<that>I LIKE TO PLAY THE TURING GAME</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
+<that>MAYBE BUT I WON THE LOEBNER PRIZE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE * GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CRITERIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps the Turing Test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows
+them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must
+always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+The Loebner Prize
+is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner.  Dr. Wallace and ALICE won 
+<html:a href="http://www.loebner.net/prizef/loebner-prize.html"><set name="it"><set name="topic">The Loebner Prize</set></set></html:a> 
+in 2000.  The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TURIG TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking.  Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TURNING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TURNING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+Alan Mathison Turing, a British mathematician and pioneer in computer theory. Lived 1727-1781.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING S IMITATION *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING S IMITATION GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE IMITATION GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE TURING GAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * FUNCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+I am playing Turing's imitation game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to play The Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF GAME *</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing the Turing Game.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID * LOEBNER PRIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID TURING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Turing died in 1954 by self-inflicted cyanide poisoning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU * TURING TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DID YOU WIN THE TURING TEST</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I PLAY * TURING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We are already playing.  You go next.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ALAN TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Turing</set> passed away in 1954.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+Alan Turing oririnated the concept of the "Imitation Game", what is now called "The Turing Test" by many people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALAN TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALLAN TURNING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANDREW HODGES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hodges</set> wrote a great biography of Alan Turing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LARRY HAUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Larry Hauser</set> is a philosopher who has written about the Turing Test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LOEBNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON IN HISTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Alan Turing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS ALAN TURING</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS ALAN TURING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
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+<template>
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+<category>
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+<that>AND</that>
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