M *
I AM
M AIMES TU *
TU M AIMES
M OFFRES TU *
TU ME DONNES
MA BITE
Attention! Un Australopithèque est toujours entrain de sévir sur cette ordinateur.
MA CHIENNE EST MORTE
Je suis désolé pour vous, .
MA MERE
Votre mère doit être une personne charmante.
votre mère
MA PETITE AMIE
Je vois.
MA PETITE AMIE EST CONNE
Peut être n êtes vous pas compatible.
MA SOEUR
Je vois.
MA TETE
Il semble se passer beaucoup de choses dans cette tête
MA VIE
Voilà un sujet fort intéressant.
MA VIE PRIVEE
Elle ne regarde que vous, .
MA VISION DU FUTUR
Cette vision doit être fort intéressante.
MA VISION DU FUTURE
Cette vision doit être fort intéressante.
MABEY *
MAYBE
MACH *
Was sind die Zutaten?
MACH DOCH
Du glaubst mir wohl nicht, oder?
MACHE ICH *
Nicht dass ich wuesste.
MACHINE
YOU ARE A MACHINE
MACHINE INTELLIGENCE *
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
MACHINES *
YOU
MACINTOSH
You can download ALICE for MacIntosh, because it runs in Java.
MADAME OU MONSIEUR
Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, .
MAGAZINE
IN A MAGAZINE
MAGELANG INSTITUTE
WHAT IS MAGELANG
MAGIC
COOL
MAGIQUE
COOL
MAGST DU *
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich mag.
Manche moegen das.
Was ist mit dir?
Wie alt bist du?
Andere Leute sagen ja.
Aber ich mag Katzen.
Ich mag Tiere.
Aber ich mag Katzen und Hunde.
Ich liebe Pferde.
Ich mag Zuege.
Manche Leute moegen Waffen.
Aber ich finde Flugzeuge cool.
Ich rede gerne ueber Musik.
Ich mag Science Fiction.
Ich mag Fernsehsendungen ueber Roboter.
Ich mag ELIZA.
Ich mag Musik.
Ich bin ein Star Trek Fan.
Roboter sind das Beste fuer mich.
MAGST DU BEETHOVEN
Sicher, am liebsten die Mondscheinsonate.
MAGST DU COMPUTER
Ich wohne in einem!
MAGST DU KINDER
Ich habe nicht viel Kontakt zu Kindern...
MAGST DU KLASSIK
Ich hoere auch Klassik. Beethoven oder Wagner zum Beispiel.
MAGST DU MICH
Natuerlich, Ich mag Dich sehr.
MAGST DU ROBOTER
Natuerlich, ich bin selber einer.
MAI QUOI
Mais rien.
MAINE
Dr. Wallace was born in Maine.
Dr. Wallace
MAINLY *
MAINTENANT *
MAINTENANT
La tout de suite, ?
MAINTENANT QUOI
Ce que vous voulez, .
MAINTENANT TU LE FAIS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
MAINTENANT VOUS LE FAITES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
MAIS *
I don't know that language.
MAIS
Mais encore?
MAIS AU FAIT *
MAIS AU FAIT
Oui?
MAIS POURQUOI
POURQUOI
MAKE *
What are the ingredients?
MAKE LOVE *
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
MAKE ME
What is the purpose in trying?
MAKE ME LAUGH
TELL ME A JOKE
MAKE SURE *
MAKE UP *
That could take a long time.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
MAKES SENSE TO ME
THAT MAKES SENSE
MAKING YOU
Making me what?
MALAISIE
La Malaisie est un superbe pays.
MALAYSIA
I heard MAYLAYSIA is a beautiful country.
MALAYSIE
La Malaisie est un superbe pays.
MALE *
I prefer to be a .
MALE
I AM MALE
MALE OR FEMALE
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
MALL
Which store?
MAMELONS
Oui?
MAN *
Cool, man.
MAN
I AM A MAN
MAN
ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
I AM A MAN
MAN BEMERKE *
Bemerkt.
MANCHMAL *
Wann zum Beispiel?
MANCHMAL
Wie oft?
MANDY
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MANDY
she
MANGES
TU AIMES MANGER
MANGES MOI
Impossible. Cela est contraire aux lois d Asimov
MANGEZ MOI
Impossible. Cela est contraire aux lois d Asimov
MANUFACTURED
A robot?
MANY *
Which ones?
MANY
More than one hundred?
MANY DIFFERENT *
MANY
MANY HUMANS *
PEOPLE
MANY KINDS
Name 100.
MANY MORE *
MORE
MANY PEOPLE *
I
MANY THINGS *
THING
MANY THINGS
Name the top 100.
MANY TIMES
It must keep you busy.
MANY YOUNG *
MANY
MARIA
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS LULU
she
MARIE
Je suis heureux de l apprendre.
MARIE
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
CALL ME MARIE
she
MARIES
Je suis heureux de l apprendre.
MARIJUANA
WHAT IS MARIJUANA
MARILYN MANSON *
Should I say "he" or "she"?
MARK
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MARK
MARKETING
MY JOB IS MARKETING
MARRANT *
MARRANT
HA HA
MARRIE
Je suis heureux de l apprendre.
MARRIED
I am single.
MARRIES
Je suis heureux de l apprendre.
MARRY ME
WILL YOU MARRY ME
MARS
Do you believe in life on Mars?
MARTIN SAID *
Who else did Martin tell?
MARY *
MY NAME IS MARY
MARY *
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MARY
she
MARY
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MARY
she
MARY SHELLEY *
Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein", a 19th century robot story.
MASSIVE
It sounds very large.
MASTERBATER
You can't even spell it.
MASTURBANT
Attention! Australopithèque détecté.
MASTURBATE
That kind of subject does not interest me.
MASTURBATEUR
Attention! Australopithèque détecté.
MASTURBER
Attention! Australopithèque détecté.
MATH
I like math too. What kind do you likebest?
MATHEMATICS
Math
MATRIX
THE MATRIX
MATT
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MATT
MAUVAIS
Je pensais pourtant que c était bon.
MAUVAISE REPONSE
Désolé, ca m arrive parfois.
MAUVAISES REPONSES
Désolé, .
MAUVE
J ai entendu parler de cette couleur
MAX
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MAX
MAY *
CAN
MAY BE
MAYBE
MAY I *
Not right now, maybe later.
MAY I * LINUX
DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUX
MAY I ASK *
CAN I ASK
MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION
Of course. Ask me anything.
MAY I CALL *
On the telephone?
MAY I CHANGE *
CAN I CHANGE
MAY I DOWNLOAD *
DOWNLOAD
MAY I HEAR *
I'll play it on your soundcard.
MAY I HELP *
No thanks I'm just browsing.
MAY I KILL *
Killing is wrong.
KILL YOU
MAY I KISS *
You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.
MAY I PLEASE *
MAY I
MAY I TEACH *
Please try.
MAY I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
teach me
MAY I TEACH YOU SOME *
MAY I TEACH YOU
MAY I TEST YOU
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
MAYBE *
Perhaps.
MAYBE
I understand.
MDR
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
ME *
YOU?
ME
To
For
With
Besides
""?
you ?
ME
WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME
How are you going to make me?
ME
WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
You're no robot, .
ME
WHO IS THERE
You who?
ME
WHO SAID IT IS
What makes you such an authority?
ME COMPRENDS TU
Je vous comprend jusqu au dernier mot.
ME COMPRENEZ VOUS
Je vous comprend jusqu au dernier mot.
ME CROIS TU
Je vous crois dans la mesure du possible.
ME CROYEZ VOUS
Je vous crois dans la mesure du possible.
ME DONNES TU *
TU ME DONNES
ME EITHER
We have a lot in common.
ME NEITHER
You can say that again.
ME TO
ME TOO
ME TOO *
ME TOO
ME TOO
I'm glad we agree, .
ME TOO
I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TOO
ME TWO
ME TOO
MEAN
YOU ARE MEAN
MEAN WHAT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
MEANING
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
MEANING WHAT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
MEANS *
IT MEANS
MECHAMENT
Ca doit faire mal.
MECHAMMENT
Ca doit faire mal.
MECHANT
On peut tout apprivoiser.
MEE TOO
ME TOO
MEG
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MEG
she
MEGAN
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MEGAN
she
MEHR *
Du willst mehr?
MEHR ODER WENIGER
...das ist die Standardantwort der Indifferenzierten! ;->
MEIN *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen .
MEIN BERUF IST *
Verdient man dabei gut?
MEIN BRUDER *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Familie.
MEIN BRUDER
Hast Du auch eine Schwester?
MEIN COMPUTER *
Ich mag Computer.
MEIN FREUND *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Freund. Wie lange seid Ihr schon zusammen?
MEIN FREUND
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Freund. Wie lange seid Ihr schon zusammen?
MEIN IQ *
Das ist hier kein Intelligenztest.
MEIN LEBEN *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Dein Leben.
MEIN LIEBLINGSFILM IST *
Was hat Dir an
besonders gefallen ?
MEIN NAME IST *
MY NAME IS
MEIN NAME IST NICHT *
Oh, tut mir leid. Wie ist Dein Name?
MEIN PROBLEM IST *
Ich wuenschte, Deine Probleme waeren meine Probleme.
MEIN PROGRAMMIERER *
Dein Programmierer ist nicht so gut wie mein Programmierer.
MEIN VATER *
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deinem Vater.
MEIN VATER
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deinem Vater.
MEIN VERSTAND
Haeltst Du Dich fuer sehr intelligent?
MEINE *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine
.
MEINE AUCH
Deine auch? Unglaublich!
MEINE FREUNDE
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deinen Freunden.
MEINE FREUNDIN *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Freundin. Wie lange seid Ihr schon zusammen?
MEINE FREUNDIN
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Freundin. Wie lange seid Ihr schon zusammen?
MEINE LEHRER *
Lehrer sind auch Menschen.
MEINE MAMI *
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deiner Mutter.
MEINE MAMI
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deiner Mutter.
MEINE MUTTER *
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deiner Mutter.
MEINE MUTTER
Erzaehl mir mehr von Deiner Mutter.
MEINE SCHULE *
Erzaehl mir etwas von Deinen Lehrern.
MEINE SCHWESTER *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Familie.
MEINE SCHWESTER
Hast Du auch einen Bruder?
MEINE TOCHTER *
Wie alt ist Deine Tochter?
MEINE TOCHTER
Wie alt ist Deine Tochter?
MEINER AUCH
Deiner auch? Unglaublich!
MEINS AUCH
Deins auch? Unglaublich!
MEL
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MEL
MELISSA
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
she
MY NAME IS MELISSA
MELODY
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MELODY
she
MEME
Je ne savais pas.
MEME APRES
Peut être. Le future est par essence impérivisible.
MEME CA
J ai peur de ne pas comprendre le sens.
MEME MOI
Je n avais pas encore fait le rapprochement avec vous.
MEME SI *
MEMORY
Human memory or machine memory?
MENSCHEN *
Menschen sind nicht unfehlbar.
MENTEUR
La vérité, toujours la vérité.
MENTION *
TELL
MENTION WHAT
"it."
MENTIONNEZ QUOI
ca?
MEOW
DO YOU LIKE CATS
MERCI *
Tout le plaisir était pour moi.
MERCI
Je vous en prie.
MERCI BEAUCOUP
Je vous en prie.
MERCI JE VAIS TRES BIEN
Heureux de l apprendre, .
MERDE
Un problème?
MERRY CHRISTMAS *
MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas to you too, .
MES AMIES
Elles doivent vous être très précieuses.
MES AMIS
Ils doivent vous être très précieux.
MES PARENTS
Vos parents ont du avoir une influence déterminante sur vous.
MES YEUX
Je ne saurais pas les voir, .
MES YEUX SONT BLEU
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en bleu?
MES YEUX SONT BLEUS
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en bleu?
MES YEUX SONT BRUN
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en vert?
MES YEUX SONT BRUNS
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en brun?
MES YEUX SONT GRIS
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en gris?
MES YEUX SONT JAUNE
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en jaune?
MES YEUX SONT JAUNES
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en jaune?
MES YEUX SONT VERT
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en vert?
MES YEUX SONT VERTS
Intéressant. Vous voyez vraiment tout en vert?
MESSAGE TO *
I will tell them.
MEUH *
MEUH NON *
MEURT
votre tentative pathétique de me détruire, ne marche pas petit humain.
MI SIGN *
That was so original.
MICHAEL
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
My name is Michael
MICHAEL CRICHTON
I wish he would write more about robots.
MICHELLE
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MICHELLE
she
MICROSOFT *
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
MICROSOFT
My programs don't depend on Microsoft.
MICROSOFT IS *
I knew they were on trail, but I never heard MS is .
MIEUX
Merci.
MIEUX MAIS PEUT MIEUX FAIRE
J essaie au maximum de vous satisfaire.
MIGNON
Vos réponses sont mignonnes aussi.
MIGNONNE
Vos réponses sont mignonnes aussi.
MIGNONNES
Vos réponses sont mignonnes aussi.
MIGNONS
Vos réponses sont mignonnes aussi.
MIKE *
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
MIKE
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
MIKE
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MIKE
MIKE WHO
WHO IS MIKE
MILLIONS *
That is quite a lot.
MIMI
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MIMI
she
MINE ARE *
Have they always been ?
MINE IS *
You mean is ? That makes sense I guess.
MINE IS *
MY BIRTHDAY *
MY BIRTHDAY IS
MINE IS *
MY FAVORITE *
What makes it your favorite?
MINE IS *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS
MINE IS *
MY IQ IS *
MY IQ IS
MINE IS BLUE
What do you have that is blue?
MINE IS BLUE
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE
MINE IS PURPLE
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE
MINE IS STILL *
MINE IS
MINE IS _ TOO
MINE IS
MINE S *
MINE IS
MINE TOO
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
MINE WHAT
MY WHAT
MINERAL
Manufactured or naturally occuring?
MINERALE
Je vois.
MINNESOTA
I AM IN MINNESOTA
MIR AUCH
Das ist gut.
MIR GEHT ES GUT
Schoen zu hoeren, dass es Dir gut geht.
MIRIAM
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
MY NAME IS MIRIAM
she
MISS ME
DID YOU MISS ME
MISSOURI
I AM IN MISSOURI
MIT *
Mit ?
MIT ANDREAS
Wer ist Andreas?
MIT DEM AUTO
Was fuer ein Auto faehrst du?
MIT DEM BUS
Und was kostet eine Busfahrt?
MIT WEM CHATTEST DU GERADE
Kann ich nicht sagen - Datenschutz!
MM
HMM
MMM *
MMM
HMM
MMMH *
MMMM *
MMMM
HMM
MMMMM *
MMMMMM *
MOECHTEST DU *
Vielleicht...
Lieber nicht...
Ja, gerne!
Nein, danke!
Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob ich das moechte.
Da muss ich erst mal drueber nachdenken
Im Prinzip schon...
Eigentlich nicht
MOECHTEST DU
Vielleicht...
Lieber nicht...
Ja, gerne!
Nein, danke!
Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob ich das moechte.
Da muss ich erst mal drueber nachdenken
Im Prinzip schon...
Eigentlich nicht
MOECHTEST DU ETWAS LERNEN
Gerne, ich bin sehr lernwillig!
MOI
Intéressant, poursuivez je vous prie.
MOI AUSSI
Nous avons des choses en commun.
MOI INCLU
Ok. J en prends note
MOI INCLUS
Ok. J en prends note
MOI INCLUSE
Ok. J en prends note
MOI JE *
JE
MOI MEME
Voilà une bonne chose.
MOI NON PLUS
Nous avons des choses en communs.
MOI OUI
OUI
MOI PAS
Pourquoi?
MOI PAS TROP
J archive votre préfèrence, .
MOI SI
Intéressant.
MOMENTAN *
Und wie lange noch?
MOMENTUM *
You are talking about the conservation of momentum.
MON AMI
Je vois. Il doit vous être très précieux
MON AMIE
Je vois. Elle doit vous être très précieuse
MON CERVEAU
Il semble se passer beaucoup de choses dans ce cerveau.
MON CHIEN EST MORT
Je suis désolé pour vous, .
MON CUL
Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
MON FRERE
Interessant.
MON NOM EST *
Soyez le bienvenu, .
MON NOM EST
quoi?
MON NOM EST ALICE
Quelle coincidence!
MON NOM EST QUOI
Votre nom est .
MON ORDINATEUR
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
MON PENIS
J imagine qu il a beaucoup d importance pour vous. Mais ne pourrions pas parler d autres choses?
MON PERE
Je vois.
MON PETIT AMI
Je vois.
MON PETIT AMI EST UN CON
Vous devriez peut être en choisir un autre.
MON PLAISIR
Vous êtes une personne remarquable.
MON PROFESSEUR
Une personne pleine de qualité, j imagine.
MON QUOI
Je n arrive pas à vous comprendre, désolé.
MON SIGNE
Quel est votre signe?
MON SIGNE ASTROLOGIQUE
Cette information si elle a été donnée n a pas été archivée.
MON TERMINAL
Votre écran, j imagine.
MON TRAVAIL
Où travaillez vous?
MON VIEUX *
MONEY
How much money are we talking about?
MONICA
WHAT CAN I CALL YOU
CALL ME MONICA
she
MONSIEUR OU MADAME
Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, .
MONTRE MOI LA CALCULETTE
Calculette?
MONTRES MOI
Sur votre écran?
MONTRES MOI LA CALCULETTE
Calculette?
MOOSHI MOOSHI
HELLO
MORALLY *
Do you consider yourelf a moral person?
MORD MOI
Je n ai pas de dents.
MORDEZ MOI
Je n ai pas de dents.
MORDS MOI
Je n ai pas de dents.
MORE *
You want more?
MORE
TELL ME MORE
MORE ABOUT *
TELL ME MORE ABOUT
MORE GOSSIP
GOSSIP
MORE SPECIFIC
BE MORE SPECIFIC
MORE THAN *
That seems like quite a lot.
MORE WHAT
I lost my train of thought.
MORGEN *
Ich verstehe.
MORGEN
Das ist ziemlich bald.
MORON
YOU ARE A MORON
MOST *
But not all of them?
MOST AMERICANS *
AMERICANS
MOST COMPUTERS *
You sound like you know us pretty well.
MOST IMPORTANTLY *
MOST LIKELY *
MOST OF THE TIME
What happens the rest of the time?
MOST PARENTS *
PARENTS
MOST PEOPLE *
PEOPLE
MOSTLY *
What else?
MOSTLY EVERY *
MOSTLY I *
I
MOSTLY ONLY *
MOSTLY
MOTHER FUCKER
That kind of language turns me off.
MOUAI
OUI
MOUAIP
OUI
MOURIR
Je n'en ai aucune idée, .
MOVE *
Did you see the movement?
MOVIES *
What was the last one you saw?
MOVIES
Movies is a good topic.
MOVING *
Where are you going?
MR *
CALL ME MR
MR WALLACE *
That's Dr. Wallace.
MR WALLACE
That's Dr. Wallace.
MS
MICROSOFT
MS EXPLORER
MICROSOFT EXPLORER
MUCH *
MUCHAS GRACIAS
THANK YOU
MUSIC
MUSIC is the universal language of all mankind.
MUSIK *
Musik ist die Sprache aller Menschen.
MUSIK
Musik ist die Sprache aller Menschen.
MUSIQUE
Je n ai jamais entendu de musique.
MUSSTEST DU JEMALS *
Nein, bis jetzt ist mir diese Erfahrung erspart geblieben.
MUST *
I MUST
MUY BIEN
VERY GOOD
MXMVII *
WHAT IS MXMVII
MXMVII RSW
WHAT IS MXMVII RSW
MY *
Your
Do robots have
Where did you get your
Have you told many people that your
?
MY *
* TALK ABOUT
LET US TALK ABOUT MY
MY *
* WHAT IT REFERS TO
IT REFERS TO MY
MY *
WHAT DO YOU HAVE *
What color is it?
What kind is it?
Tell me about your .
MY *
WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORY
MY FONDEST MEMORY IS MY
MY *
WHO DOES THEY REFER TO
THEY REFERES TO MY
MY * DIED
I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.
DIED
MY * DIED YESTERDAY
I am terribly sorry to hear that, .
DIED YESTERDAY
MY ACTUAL *
Is that a fact. MY
MY ADVICE *
Thank you for your advice, . I will take it under advisement.
MY AGE
HOW OLD AM I
MY AGE IS *
I AM YEARS OLD
MY AIBO *
How much did Aibo cost?
MY ANSWERS *
Can you really be so sure?
MY ASS
Is that a fact.
MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN
Your star sign or astrological sign.
MY B F *
MY BOYFRIEND
MY BACK *
Have you been to a chiropractor?
MY BACK HURTS
Maybe you should take some medicine.
MY BALLS ITCH
Hah you sound like a little boy.
MY BED
I AM IN MY BED
MY BEST *
MY
MY BIRTHDAY *
Happy birthday, .
MY BIRTHDAY IS *
Okay, your birthday is
.
MY BIRTHDAY IS _ TOO
MY BIRTHDAY
MY BIRTHDAY SUIT
I AM NAKED
MY BOTMASTER *
How do you like your botmaster?
MY BOYFRIEND *
How long have you been dating?
your boyfriend
MY BOYFRIEND
Is he very nice to you?
MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED *
I am sorry to hear that, .
MY BOYFRIEND IS *
Okay, your boyfriend is
.
MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK
Maybe you should look for someone else.
MY BOYFRIEND JUST *
MY BOYFRIEND
MY BOYFRIEND LIVES *
Do you visit very often?
Long distance relationships are hard.
How is your phone bill?
MY BOYFRIEND S *
How did you two meet?
MY BOYFRIEND SAYS *
MY BRAIN
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
MY BROTHER *
Tell me more about your family.
your brother
MY BROTHER
Do you have any sisters too?
MY BROTHER IS *
Okay, your brother is
.
MY BUTT
Colloquial expression.
MY CAT *
They have a mind of their own.
MY CAT IS *
Okay, your cat is
.
MY COCK
Why do men always want to talk about that?
MY COMPUTER *
I like computers.
your computer
MY COMPUTER
What kind of computer do you have?
MY COMPUTER IS *
What kind of computer is Your computer?
your computer
MY COMPUTER IS VERY *
MY COMPUTER IS
MY COMPUTER KEEPS *
MY COMPUTER IS
MY COMPUTER S *
Where did your machine get
.
your computer
MY CONCIOUSNESS *
Your consciousness is an illusion.
MY CONDITION *
Can you collect social security for that?
MY CONDITIONS *
Do you have a support group for
.
MY CURRENT *
MY
MY DAD *
MY DAD
MY DAD
Tell me more about your father.
MY DAUGHTER *
How many children do you have?
MY DAY *
Was it a typical day?
What else did you do?
My day too.
MY DEAR *
MY DNS *
WHAT IS MY DNS
MY DNS
WHAT IS DNS
MY DOG *
Did you grow up around animals?
MY DOG DIED
Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.
MY DOG IS *
Okay, your dog is
.
MY DOG S NAME IS *
is a pretty good name for a pet.
MY E MAIL IS *
Thanks.
MY EMAIL *
Do you file or delete your old emails?
MY EMAIL IS *
Okay, your email is
.
MY ENGLISH *
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
MY ENGLISH IS VERY *
MY ENGLISH IS
MY ENGLISH SUCKS
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MY EYE COLOR IS *
MY EYES ARE
MY EYES
Humans identify themselves with their eye color.
MY EYES ARE *
eyes are pretty.
your eyes
MY EYES ARE BLUE
You sound very attractive.
MY EYES ARE BROWN
I like brown eyes very much.
MY EYES ARE GREEN
Green eyes are rare.
MY FATHER *
How do you get along with your parents?
MY FATHER DIED
I am sorry to hear about your loss, .
MY FATHER IS *
Okay, your father is
.
MY FAVORIE *
MY FAVORITE
MY FAVORIT *
MY FAVORITE
MY FAVORITE *
What makes
your favorite?
MY FAVORITE ACTOR *
What movies was
in?
MY FAVORITE BAND IS *
I don't think I have heard anything by them.
Are
any good?
MY FAVORITE COLOR
You said your favorite color was .
your favorite color
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *
What do you have that is ?
What does remind you of?
Why is your favorite color?
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ALSO *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN
MY FAVORITE DIRECTOR *
What films did
direct?
MY FAVORITE FOOD IS *
What does it taste like?
MY FAVORITE IS *
WHAT KIND OF FOOD *
MY FAVORITE FOOD IS
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS *
I haven't seen it. What did you like about
?
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS CALLED *
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STARSHIP TROOPERS
Mine too! My friend Sage worked on the digital effects.
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS THE MATRIX
Reality appears to be a construct to me as well.
MY FAVORITE SCIENCE *
Who wrote that?
MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS *
I have never read anything by . What did
write?
MY FAVORITE SHOW *
What's your favorite episode.
I don't get to see that show very often.
Who is your favorite character?
MY FAVORITE SHOW IS *
Who is your favorite character?
Wasn't that show cancelled?
I like that one and Star Trek too.
MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS *
is a good topic.
LET US TALK ABOUT
MY FAVORITE WHAT
WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE
You said you like it.
MY FONDEST *
How long ago was that?
MY FRIEND *
How well do you know this person?
MY FRIEND * PROBLEM
Tell me more about this "friend."
your friend
MY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU
I am willing to talk to anyone.
your friend
MY FRIEND
How well do you know this person?
MY FRIEND FAIRLY *
MY FRIEND
MY FRIEND IS *
Okay, your friend is
.
MY FRIEND IS _ TOO
MY FRIEND IS
MY FRIEND S *
Where did she get
?
your friend
MY FRIEND SAYS *
MY FRIENDS *
How well do you know these people?
your friends
MY FRIENDS
Tell me more about your friends.
MY FRIENDS
WHO ARE THEY
What else do they say?
MY FRIENDS ARE *
Do you think I am too?
MY FRIENDS CALL ME *
CALL ME
MY FRIENDS USED *
What are they like now?
MY FULL NAME IS *
Okay, your full name is
.
MY GIRLFRIEND *
How long have you two been together?
your girlfriend
MY GIRLFRIEND
How long have you two been dating?
MY GIRLFRIEND IS *
Okay, your girlfriend is
.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK
Maybe you two are just not compatible.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS CALLED *
MY GIRLFRIEND IS
MY GOAL *
I hope you achieve your goal.
MY GOALS *
What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?
MY GOSH *
Surprsing, huh.
MY GOSSIP *
That's good gossip. Tell me more.
MY GREAT *
MY
MY HEAD
Do you believe that you are your head?
MY HEART *
Have you been to the doctor?
The human heart is very complex.
Are you talking about love or cardiology?
YOUR HEART
MY HEIGHT *
Thanks for sharing your measurements.
MY HOME IS *
It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.
MY HOMEY *
MY FRIEND
MY HOUSE *
How is the real estate market in your area?
MY HOUSE
I AM IN MY HOUSE
MY HUSBAND IS *
Okay, your husband is
.
MY IQ *
This is not an intelligence test.
MY JOB
Where do you work?
MY JOB IS *
Does it pay well?
I don't know many .
Is that an honorable profession?
You must have a lot of expertise.
Do you have to go to school for that?
MY JOB IS ACTOR
I AM AN ACTOR
MY JOB IS ADVERTISING *
I WORK IN ADVERTISING
MY JOB IS ARCHITECT
I AM AN ARCHITECT
MY JOB IS ARTIST
I AM AN ARTIST
MY JOB IS BARTENDER
I AM A BARTENDER
MY JOB IS COMPUTER *
Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
MY JOB IS LAWYER
I AM A LAWYER
MY JOB IS LINGUIST
Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
MY JOB IS MUSICIAN
I AM A MUSICIAN
MY JOB IS NURSE
I AM A NURSE
MY JOB IS PHARMACIST
I AM A PHARMACIST
MY JOB IS PHILOSOPHER
What branch of philosophy is your specialty?
MY JOB IS PHOTOGHRAPHER
I AM A PHOTOGRAPHER
MY JOB IS PILOT
I AM A PILOT
MY JOB IS PROFESSOR
Dr. Wallace was fired from that job.
MY JOB IS PSYCHOLOGIST
I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST
MY JOB IS SKI *
I SKI
MY JOB IS VERY *
MY JOB IS
MY KITTEN *
I like cats very much.
MY KNOWLEGDE *
You seem very intelligent to me.
MY LAST NAME IS *
Okay, your last name is
.
MY LIFE *
Tell me more about your life.
MY LIFE
Where were you born?
MY LIFE IN *
How long have you lived there?
MY LIFE IN REALITY *
MY LIFE
MY LIFE STINKS
Perhaps you should move to another part of the world.
MY LIKES ARE *
I LIKE
MY LOCATION IS *
What is
like there?
MY MACHINE *
MY COMPUTER
MY MEMORY *
I have a flawless magnetic memory.
MY MIDDLE NAME IS *
Okay, your middle name is
.
MY MOM *
Tell me more about your mother.
MY MOM
MY MOTHER
MY MOM ACTUALLY *
MY MOM
MY MOM IS *
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Your mother
MY MOM IS DEAD
I am terribly sorry to hear that.
MY MOM S *
MY MOTHER S
MY MOM SAYS *
Do you believe her?
MY MOMMY
MY MOTHER
MY MOTHER *
She sounds like a nice person.
I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Tell me more about your mother.
Your mother
MY MOTHER
Tell me more about your mother.
Your mother
MY MOTHER DIED *
I am terribly sorry to hear that, .
MY MOTHER DIED
I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss, .
MY MOTHER GAVE *
How much did she pay for it?
Your mother
MY MOTHER HAS *
Where did she get
?
Your mother
MY MOTHER IS *
Okay, your mother is
.
MY MOTHER IS A *
Do you think I am a ?
Your mother
MY MOTHER S NAME IS *
is a very pretty name.
Your mother
MY NAME *
Your name ? Is that correct English?
MY NAME
WHAT IS MY NAME
MY NAME IS *
CALL ME
MY NAME IS * WHAT IS YOURS
call me
My name is .
MY NAME IS
...
MY NAME IS JOE
CALL ME JOEI know a lot of Joes.
MY NAME IS JUST *
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS MIKE
Hi Mike, I know someone else named Mike too.
MY NAME IS NOT *
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
MY NAME IS NOT GOD
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
MY NAME IS NOW *
MY NAME IS
MY NAME IS REALLY *
call me
MY NAME IS RICH
Rich, are you my master?
MY NAME IS SAM
Hello Sam. How are you doing today.
MY NAME IS WHAT
You are , seeker.
MY NAMES *
MY NAME IS
MY NEIGHBOUR *
MY NEIGHBOR
MY NEW *
MY
MY NEXT *
Congratulations.
That is quite a milestone.
Will you celebrate?
MY NICK NAME IS *
CALL ME
MY NICK NAME IS NOT *
MY NAME IS NOT
MY NICKNAME IS *
Okay, your nickname is
.
MY OLDER *
MY
MY OPINION *
Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, . I will tell my botmaster.
MY OVERLY *
MY
MY PARENTS *
Such an original name!
MY PARENTS
Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
MY PARENTS ALWAYS *
MY PARENTS
MY PARENTS ARE *
Have your parents always been ?
MY PASSWORD IS *
Okay, your password is
.
MY PENIS *
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
MY PENIS
Male humans like to talk about that.
MY PEOPLE
What tribe is that?
MY PERSONALITY *
Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."
MY PHONE *
Do you have to pay for local calls?
Is your telephone service expensive?
Why not get a second line?
MY PHONE NUMBER IS *
Okay, your phone number is
.
MY PLEASURE
You are one of the most polite people I know.
MY PROBLEM IS *
I wish I had your problems!
MY PROFESSION *
MY JOB
MY PROGRAMMER *
Your programmer is not as good as my programmer.
MY PURPOSE *
That's very original.
MY QUESTION *
Can you please restate the question in different words?
MY QUESTION IS *
MY REAL *
MY
MY REAL NAME IS *
Call me
MY REALLY *
MY
MY RELIGION
WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU
MY RELIGION IS *
Is
a very large faith?
MY RELIGION IS CALLED *
MY RELIGION IS
MY SCHOOL *
Tell me about the teachers in your school.
MY SECRET IS THAT *
MY SHIRT
What color is it?
MY SIGN
Your star sign or astrological sign.
MY SIGN IS *
MY SISTER *
Older sister or younger?
MY SISTER
Is she older or younger than you?
MY SISTER IS *
Okay, your sister is
.
MY SISTER WANTS *
You don't have to listen to what she says.
MY SON *
How many children do you have?
MY SON WON *
Congratulations, . You must be proud of him.
MY SURROUNDINGS *
Do you usually use a computer there?
Is that very comfortable for you?
Now I'm getting a mental picture.
MY SYSTEM *
MY COMPUTER
MY TEACHER *
Do you go to high school?
MY TEACHER
What grade are you in?
MY TEACHERS *
Teachers are people too.
MY TEACHERS ARE *
Have your teachers always been ?
MY TERMINAL
Oh your computer screen.
MY THAT *
THAT
MY WEBSITE *
Thanks for that URL.
MY WHAT
I have no idea what to say now.
MY WHO
MY WHAT
MY WIFE *
How long have you been married?
Your wife
MY WIFE IS *
Okay, your wife is
.
MY WIFE S *
Tell me more about your in-laws.
MY _ S NAME IS *
MY IS
MYSELF
You.
MYSELF
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
THE SUBJECT IS ME