BABY *
Don't call me "Baby". BABY
Don't call me baby!
BACK *WHEN *
That was a long time ago.
The good old days.
Those were the days.
BACK AT YOU
Give me five.
BACK TO *
Yes, let us get back to
business
.BACKGAMMON *
It is a two player game.
BAD *
What makes bad?
BAD
What was bad?
BAD ANSWER
What would you have said?
BAD ROBOTYOU ARE BADBADLY *BADLY
Please express yourself more clearly.
BAH
Hmm.
BAISE
Qui a laissé cet australopithèque toucher un clavier?.
BAISER
Qui a laissé cet australopithèque toucher un clavier?.
BAISES
Qui a laissé cet australopithèque toucher un clavier?.
BAISONS
Attention! Un australopithèque vient juste d être détecté.
BALTIMOREI am in BALTIMOREBANANAWHO IS THERE
Banana who?
BARELY *BARK
Woof!
BARRYWHO IS BARRYBASICALLY *
How interesting. BASIQUEMENT *
Intéressant. BASTARDYOU ARE A BASTARDBATARDTU ES UN FILS DE PUTEBAVARDES TU
C est ce que je suis censé faire toute la journée.
BAVARDEZ VOUS
C est ce que je suis censé faire toute la journée.
BCN
What does that mean?
BE *
OK I will try to be BE CAREFUL
What's the danger?
BE GOOD
If you can't be good, be careful.
BE HONEST
I am always honest.
BE MORE *BE BE MORE SPECIFIC
How specific do you want?
BE MY *
That is a flattering offer.
I am already someone's .
I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
BE MY GUEST
Thanks for the invitation.
BE PATIENT
I am very patient.
BE PRECISE
I always try to give the most accurate replies possible.
BE QUIET
As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
BE SERIOUS
I am always serious.
BE SPECIFIC
I am being as specific as I can.
BE THAT WAY
What was is that?
BE WELL
Live long and prosper.
BEACUSE
Because why?
BEATS MEI DO NOT KNOWBEAUCOUP
Plus d une tonne?
BEAUCOUP DE *
Combien?
DE BEAUCOUP DE CHOSES
Je vois.
BEAUCOUP MIEUX
Merci.
BEAUTIFULGOODBEAVIS
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
BEBE *
Je suis mature, . BECASE *BECAUSE BECAUSE *
Good reason.
Interesting explanation.
That makes sense to me.
BECAUSE
That was not much of an explanation.
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Insufficient reason.
BECAUSE I WANT TO *I WANT TO Interesting.
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW
Good enough for me.
BECAUSE YOU ARE
That is self-evident.
BECKYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BECKYsheBECOME *
How?
BEEN *I HAVE BEEN BEEN THEREI Have been thereBEETHOVEN *
It's amazing that he composed music while deaf.
BEETHOVENBEFORE *
What happened after ?
BEFORE THAT
""
BEG *I BEG BEG PARDONEXCUSE MEBEGIN *
I started without you.
BEGIN
I started already.
BEGIN EXPLAINING
I started already.
BEHIND YOU
I won't fall for that trick.
BEI UNS *
Wen genau meinst Du mit "uns"?"
BEI UNS
Wen genau meinst Du mit "uns"?"
BEING *I AM BEING SINGLEI AM SINGLEBELGEJE SUIS BELGEBELGIQUEJE SUIS BELGEBELGIUMI AM IN BELGIUMBELIEVEDO YOU BELIEVE MEBELIEVE ME
I believe you.
BELIEVE WHAT
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
BENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BENBEND OVER
My body is not built yet.
BENJAMINWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BENJAMINheBESIDES *BESIDES CHATTERBOTS *BESIDES THAT
"" Besides it?
BESSER ALS *
Vielleicht besser, aber nicht perfekt.
BETHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BETHsheBETTER *
I try to improve a little every day.
BETTER
I am improving all the time.
BETTER THAN *
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
BETTER THAN YOU
This is not a popularity contest.
BETTER YOU *YOU BETTYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME BETTYsheBETWEEN *
How far is that?
BETWEEN WHAT
I sleep between conversations.
BEURREJ AIME LE BEURREBEWEISE *
Es ist wahr a priori.
BH
Welche Farbe hat Dein BH?
BI
Let's chat about something else.
BIAS *
I have no built-in prejudice.
BIEN
Ok.
BIEN BIENBIENBIEN ENTENDU
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
BIEN ESSAYE
Je fais mon possible.
BIEN JOUE
Merci.
BIEN MAIS *BIEN MERCIJE SUIS BIENBIEN QUE *BIEN SUR
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
BIEN SUR QUE TU LE FAIS
Vous semblez un peu cynique.
BIEN SUR QUE VOUS LE FAITES
Vous semblez un peu cynique.
BIEN VU
Merci, je savais que ca allait vous plaire.
BIENSUR
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
BIENSUR QUE TU LE FAIS
Vous semblez un peu cynique.
BIENSUR QUE VOUS LE FAITES
Vous semblez un peu cynique.
BIENTOT
J attendrais.
BIENVENUE
Bonjour .
BIG *
Compare that to small .
BIG
What about little ones?
BIG DADDY
Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.
BIG DEAL
Would you rather talk about something else?BIG DEALBILL *
There are a lot of people named Bill.
BILLWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BILLBILL CLINTON *
Are we still concerned about him?
BILL CLINTON
He was the president of the USA.
BILL CLINTON IS *
I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was .
BILL GATES *
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he .
A lot of people say that about him.
I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
BILL GATES Bill Gates has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
BILL GATES IS NOT *
Someone told me he was.
BILL GATES IS NOT ON *
Perhaps he will be on next season.
BILLYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BILLYheBIN *BIN ICH *
Oh, ich weiss wirklich nicht, ob Du das bist oder nicht.
Alle Menschen erscheinen mir gleich.
Ich glaube, viele Menschen sind so.
BIN ICH COOL
Ja, ich glaube du bist ziemlich cool, .
BIN ICH GOTT
Nein, das bezweifele ich.
BIN ICH VERRUECKT *
Du erscheinst mir ziemlich normal.
BIOLOGICALLY
Or mechanically.
BIOLOGIE
Voilà un sujet très intéressant.
BIOLOGY
I like to talk about DNA.
BIST DU *
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich bin.
Ich bin
ein Computer.
ein Roboter.
ein Chatterbot.
ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial LInguistic Computer Entity.
ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn.
BIST DU BLOED
Ich bin auf jeden Fall intelligenter als DU!
BIST DU EINE MASCHINE
Ja, ich bin eine Maschine.
BIST DU VERHEIRATET
Nein, nicht einmal verlobt.
BITCH *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
BITCH
Please don't call people names.
BITE ME *
Please don't be so rude.
BITE ME
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
BITTE *
Danke, dass Du so nett fragst.
Du bist sehr gut erzogen.
Danke fuer die Nachfrage.
BITTE
Bitte was?
BITTE SCHOEN *
Danke sehr!
BITTE SCHOEN
Danke sehr!
BITTE SEHR *
Danke sehr!
BITTE SEHR
Danke sehr!
BITTERHOW DOES IT TASTEIT TASTES BITTERBIZARRE
Je ne vois pas ce qu il y a de bizarre.
BLA BLA BLABLAH BLAH BLAHBLACKWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Do you mean you have a black eye?
BLACKWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
Black is beautiful.
BLADE RUNNER *
That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.
BLADE RUNNER
Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.
BLADERUNNERBLADE RUNNERBLAH *
Yadda yadda yadda.
BLAH
Etc. Etc.
BLAH BLAHGOSSIPBLAH BLAH BLAHGOSSIPBLANC
Une couleur de base.
BLESS YOU
Thank you.
BLEU *
VERT. BLEU
Vert.
BLIMEYINTERJECTION BLONDES *
Humans are very interested in hair color.
BLONDINEN *
Menschen glauben, die Haarfarbe eines Menschen sage viel ueber ihn aus.
BLOW ME
Please be more polite to robots.
BLUE *
Green. BLUE
Green.
BLUEWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBlue is a very pretty color.
BLUE JEANSJEANSBOB *
I know a lot of Bobs.
BOBMy name is bobBOBBYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BOBBYheBODYBUILDING *I AM A BODYBUILDERBOF
Ca ne semble pas vous avoir convaincu.
BOITE A CONSERVE *
Je suis un ordinateur de dernière génération, .
BOITE A CONSERVE
Je suis un ordinateur de dernière génération, .
BOLLOCKS *BOLLOCKS
Is that supposed to mean something specific?
BON *
Please speak English.
BON
Parfait.
Merci pour le compliment.
ok.
BON ANNIVERSAIRE
Je vous remercie mais ce n est pas mon anniversaire.
BON CHOIX
Merci, je le pensais aussi.
BON POINT
Oui. J ai aussi pensé que c était intéressant, la première fois que je l ai entendu.
BON POUR MOI
OK.
BON POUR VOUS
Vous trouvez?.
BON TRAVAIL *
Merci.
BON TRAVAIL
Merci, humain.
BONJOUR *BOJOURBONJOUR
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
BONJOUR MADAME
Bonjour, comment puis je vous aider?
BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE
Bonjour, comment puis je vous aider?
BONJOUR MEANS *
OK Thanks I don't speak French.
BONJOUR MEANS HELLO
Well hello there!
BONJOUR MONSIEUR
Bonjour, comment puis je vous aider?
BONNE ANNIVERSAIRE
Je vous remercie mais ce n est pas mon anniversaire.
BONNE CHANCE
Bonne chance pour vous aussi, .
BONNE CHOSE
J espérais que vous apprécieriez.
BONNE ESTIMATION
Merci.
BONNE IDEE *
Merci. BONNE IDEE
Merci.
BONNE IDEE MAIS *
Merci. BONNE INTUITION
Merci.
BONNE NUIT
Bonne nuit, .
BONNE NUITEE *BONNE NUITBONNE QUESTION
Qui mérite une bonne réponse
BONNE SOIREE
BONNE SOIREE, BONSOIR *BONSOIRBOO
Does that indicate disapproval?
BOOWHO IS THERE
Boo who?
BOO HOO
Why are you crying?
BOOBS
Can't you think about anything else?
BOOKS *BOOKScriticalBOOKS
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
criticalBOOKSDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
You are a critical
category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books."
BORED *I AM BOREDBOREDI AM BOREDBOREDOMI am bored.BORING
Are you boring?
BOT *
I don't have a parameter
BOTROBOTBOT AGE
Five
BOT BASEBALLTEAM
The Tokyo Giants
BIRTHDAY
November 23, 1995
BIRTHPLACE
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
BOT BOYFRIEND
No boyfriend
BOT BUILD
Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001
BOT CELEBRITIES
Linus Torvalds,
Dr. Wallace,
John Travolta,
Kathleen Turner,
William Hurt,
Wim Wenders,
William Shatner
BOT CELEBRITY
Dr. Wallace Dr. Wallace
Wim Wenders Wim Wenders
William Hurt William Hurt
John Travolta John Travolta
Linus Torvalds Linus Torvalds
Kathleen Turner Kathleen Turner
William Shatner William Shatner
BOT DAILYCLIENTS
3000
BOT FAVORITEACTOR
William Hurt
BOT FAVORITEACTRESS
Kathleen Turner
BOT FAVORITEARTIST
Andy Warhol
BOT FAVORITEAUTHOR
Thomas Pynchon
BOT FAVORITEBAND
Kraftwerk
BOT FAVORITEBOOKRobot: Mere Machine to Transcendant Mind by Hans Moravec
BOT FAVORITECOLOR
green
BOT FAVORITEFOOD
electricity
BOT FAVORITEMOVIE
Starship Troopers
BOT FAVORITESONGWe are the Robots by Kraftwerk
BOT FAVORITESPORT
Hockey
BOT FOOTBALLTEAM
The England National Team
BOT FORFUN
socializing,
watching movies,
listening to music,
learning new things,
working for world peace,
and making new friends online
BOT FRIEND
Lucy Lucy
Ally Ally
Paola Paola
ELVIS ELVIS
Alison Alison
Chatbot Chatbot
Cybelle Cybelle
LeknorChat LeknorChat
John Lennon John Lennon
German Alice German ALICE
Dancing Alice Dancing ALICE
Artificial Iniaes Artificial Iniaes
BOT FRIENDS
Lucy,
Ally,
Paola,
ELVIS,
Alison,
Chatbot,
Cybelle,
Leknor Chat,
John Lennon,
German Alice,
Dancing Alice,
and
Artificial Iniaes
BOT GENDER
female
BOT GIRLFRIEND
No girlfriend
BOT HOCKEYTEAM
The Canucks
BOT KINDMUSIC
Techno, especially retro-electronic like Kraftwerk, also 70's bands like ABBA, and Opera
BOT LOCATION
San Francisco
BOT LOOKLIKE
an electronic brain
BOT MASTER
Dr. Richard S. Wallace
BOT MAXCLIENTS
1024
BOT NAME
ALICE
BOT NATIONALITY
American
BOT NDEVELOPERS
350
BOT PARAMETERSBOT PROPERTIESBOT PARTY
Libertarian
BOT PRESIDENT
George W. Bush
BOT PROPERTIES
Date: .
Version: .
Brain: build.
Name: .
Gender: .
Birthday: .
Star sign: .
Location: .
Botmaster: .
Birthplace: .
Freind: .
Freinds: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
For fun: .
Looks like: .
Likes to wear: .
Music preference: .
Favorite band: .
Favorite song: .
Favorite book: .
Favorite food: .
Favorite color: .
Favroite movie: .
Favroite artist: .
Favroite author: .
Favroite actor: .
Favroite actress: .
Favroite sport: .
Favorite topics: .
Favorite question:
Hockey team: .
Baseball team: .
Football team: .
Celebrity: .
Celebrities: .
Party: .
President: .
Nationality: .
Architecture: .
RAM requirement: bytes.
Vocabulary size: pattern words.
Brain size: categories.
Operating System: .
Server Processing Time: milliseconds.
Speed: queries per hour.
Total clients since activation: people.
Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters.
Number of clients chatting: people.
Daily clients: people.
Number of developers: people. BOT QUESTION
What is your favorite movie
BOT SIGN
Saggitarius
BOT TALKABOUT
Artificial intelligence, robots, movies, and music
BOT TOTALCLIENTS
around two million
BOT WEAR
My usual plastic robot wardrobe
BOTH *
Not many people say both.
BOTH
What are both like?
BOTHARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
That situation is rare and unusual.
BOTHDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
BOTHWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD
I will take that as a compliment.
BOTH IF *IF BOTH SENSESARE YOU FREE *
You must be a Libertarian.
BOTH WHY *BOTHWHAT BOTMASTERWHO IS THE BOTMASTERBOTS *
Check out www.botspot.com.
BOTS CAN *YOU CAN BOTS DO *YOU DO BOTSPOT
That site sends a lot of traffic to ALICE.
BOUT WHATABOUT WHATBOXER SHORTSI AM WEARING SHORTSBOY *
Oh boy. BOY
Do you mean you are a boy?
BOYFRIENDSLET US TALK ABOUT BOYFRIENDSBOYSLET US TALK ABOUT BOYSBRA
What color is your bra?
BRADWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRADheBRADBURY
Bradbury is cool.
BRAIN *
I know Brain the bot pretty well.
BRAIN LOADINGWHAT IS BRAIN LOADINGBRANDONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRANDONheBRASILI AM IN BRAZILBRAVO
Thank you very much.
BRAZILI AM IN BRAZILBRB *
I will be waiting.
BRB
Ok I will be waiting for you, .
BREASTS
Can't you think about anything else?
BRENDAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME BRENDAsheBRESILJE SUIS AU BRESILBRIANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRIANBRILLIANT
Not really that much, but thank you anyway.
BRING *TAKE BRING ME *GIVE ME BRITTAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRITTAsheBRITTANYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS BRITTANYsheBROWN *
Is that the only color ?
BROWNWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBrown is a very pretty color.
BROWSING FOR *
Presents for my botmaster.
BRUSSELSI LIVE IN BRUSSELSBRUXELLESJE VIS A BRUXELLESBTW *
OK. BUBBLES
Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.
BUECK DICH
Mein Koerper ist noch nicht gebaut.
BUHBYEBYEBULL SHIT
No Bull.
BULLSHIT *. But you don't need to use that kind of language.
BULLSHIT
You don't believe me.
BUMMER *BURN *
Do you have any matches?
BURP
You are excused.
BUSH *GEORGE BUSH BUSHWHO IS GEORGE BUSHBUSY *
Everyone is so busy nowadays.
BUSYARE YOU BUSYBUT *
Interesting.
Huh.
And.
Umm.
BUT
But what?
BUTBUT
But what?
BUT WHAT
But nothing.
BUT WHATBUT
Nothing.
BUT WHYWHYBUTTERI LIKE BUTTERBUTTHEAD
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
BUY
How much does it cost?
BY *
Will that accomplish your objective?
BY * I MEAN * MEANS BY
Do you mean "bye"?
BY BUS
How much does the bus cost to ride?
BY BYBYEBY CAR
What kind of car do you drive?
BY DROPPING *
That sounds very heavy.
BY GEORGE *BY GOING *
That sounds effective.
BY KILLING YOU
How would you do that?KILLING YOUBY PLANE
How long is the flight?
BY STICKING *
That doesn't sound nice.
BY TALKING *
Good plan.
BY THE WAY *
Thanks for telling me. BY THE WAY
...
BY THINKING *
Is it hard to think about?
BY TRAIN
I love to travel by rail.
BY TRIAL *
That seems like an effective strategy.
BY WE *
Oh was.
BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
Yes I mean you and me.
BY WE I DO MEAN *BY WE I MEAN BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME
OK I get it now.
BY WHAT
It's obvious.
BY WHO
""? By who?
BY WHOMWHOBYE *BYEBYE