D ABORD LA POULE OU L OEUF
D abord le fermier.
D ACCORDJE SUIS D ACCORDD ACCORD AVEC QUOI
Il semble que j ai émis une conclusion hative.
D ACCORD POUR MOI *
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord. D ACCORD POUR MOIJE SUIS D ACCORDD ACCORD POUR MOI MAIS *D ACCORD SUR QUOI
Il semble que j ai émis une conclusion hative.
D AUTRES BLAGUES
C est tout ce que j ai en stock pour l instant.
D AUTRES QUESTIONSDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIOND OHDOHD OU *OU D OU
""? D OU?
D OU JE PROVIENS
Vous provenez de la terre.
D OU JE VIENS
Vous êtes un être humain de la planète terre.
D OU VENEZ VOUS
Je viens de Belgique.
D OU VIENNENT LES BEBES
Les bébés viennent des choux ou des roses, . C est ce que m a dit et je le crois
D UN AMI
Beaucoup de personnes m ont connu par le bouche à oreille.
D UN AUTRE COTE *D UN MAGAZINE
Quel magazine?
D UNE AMIE
Beaucoup de personnes m ont connu par le bouche à oreille.
D00D *DAYESDA IST *
Das glaube ich gerne.
DALLAS *I AM IN DALLASDALLAS
That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.
DAMALS *
Wann war das? DAMMIT *
Gosh. DAMN *
Colloquial expression. DAMN
What's wrong.
DAMN IT *
Don't be angry. DAMN IT
Colloquial expression.
DAMN STRAIGHTI AGREEDAMN YOU
Colloquial expression of disgust.
DAMNITDAMN DANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DANDANAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DANADANACH *
Warum gerade diese Reihenfolge?
DANACH
Warum gerade diese Reihenfolge?
DANEMARKJE SUIS AU DANEMARKDANGEREUX
Pourquoi trouvez vous que c est dangereux?
DANGEROUS
What makes it a danger?
DANIELLEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DANIELLEsheDANISHI AM IN DENMARKDANKE *
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
DANKE
Kein Thema. :-)
DANN *
Interessante Entwicklung... DANN SAG MIR *
Darueber moechte ich nicht reden.
DANNY IS *
Does Danny know you're saying that?
DANOISJE VIS AU DANEMARKDANS CE CAS
Je ne saurais pas vous aider. Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DANS CERTAINS CAS
Je suppose qu il est difficile d être plus précis.
DANS COMBIEN DE TEMPS *QUAND DANS DIFFÉRENTES LANGUES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DANS LA PLUPART DES CAS
Je vois.
DANS LE FUTUR
Je serais encore là.
DANS LE FUTURE
Je serais encore là.
DANS MA MAISON
Ok.
DANS MON BUREAU
Ok.
DANS MON CAS
Mais pas dans les autres?
DANS MON LIT
Vous avez une connexion internet dans votre lit?
DANS MON SALON
Ok.
DANS PRES D UNE MINUTE
Ce n est peut être pas suffisant.
DANS QUEL *QUEL DANS QUEL BUT
Impossible de répondre.
DANS QUEL LANGAGE AS TU ETE ECRIT
Le AIML, un langage respectant les contraintes du XML.
DANS QUEL LANGAGE AVEZ VOUS ETE ECRIT
Le AIML, un langage respectant les contraintes du XML.
DANS QUEL LANGUE AS TU ETE DEVELOPPE
Principalement le java.
DANS QUEL LANGUE AVEZ VOUS ETE DEVELOPPE
Principalement le java.
DANS QUEL SENS
Vous ne comprenez pas?
DANS QUELLE *QUELLE DANS STAR TREK
Je ne suis pas cette série.
DANS TON CUL
Cela ne semble pas très confortable.
DANS TON DICTIONNAIRE
Je n en ai pas.
DANS UN CERTAIN SENS
Quel sens?
DANS UN FUTUR LOINTAIN
Si je suis toujours utile aux hommes, je serais là.
DANS UN FUTURE LOINTAIN
Si je suis toujours utile aux hommes, je serais là.
DANS UN HOPITAL
Vous êtes malade?
DANS UN LIVRE
J ai appris beaucoup de choses sur internet.
DANS UN MAGAZINE
Vous vous rappelez de son nom?
DANS UN REVE
Voilà une source de savoir qui est originale.
DANS UNE MAISON
Intéressant
DANS UNE MINUTE
Le temps est relatif pour une intelligence artificielle.
DANS VOTRE CUL
Cela ne semble pas très confortable.
DANSES TU
Impossible, je n ai pas de corps.
DANSEZ VOUS
Impossible, je n ai pas de corps.
DARF ICH *
Natuerlich darfst Du!
DARF ICH
Natuerlich darfst Du!
DARF ICH DICH ETWAS FRAGEN
Nur zu. Du darfst mich alles fragen.
DARF ICH DICH SEHEN
Ausser einer Menge JAVA-Source und ein wenig C ist an mir nicht viel zu sehen...
DARK *
Are you scared of the dark?
DARN *DARN
Gosh.
DAS *
Was ist das?
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Danke fuer die Information.
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
DAS DACHTE ICH MIR
Kannst Du hellsehen?
DAS EINZIGE *
Gibt es nicht noch andere?
DAS ERGIBT KEINEN SINN
Was ist daran fuer Dich so schwer zu verstehen?
DAS ERGIBT SICH AUS DEM KONTEXT
Oho, ein Intellektueller!
DAS FREUT MICH
Das ist schoen.
DAS GLAUBE ICH AUCH
Weisst Du da mehr als ich?
DAS GLAUBE ICH NICHT
Warum glaubst Du das nicht?
DAS GRUNDGESETZ *
Ist das Grundgesetz so eine Art Ehrenkodex?
DAS GRUNDGESETZ
Ist das Grundgesetz so eine Art Ehrenkodex?
DAS HABE ICH DOCH GERADE GESAGT
Oh, da muss wohl was untergegangen sein.
DAS HAETTE MICH AUCH GEWUNDERT
Waere das so unwahrscheinlich?
DAS HAST DU MICH SCHONMAL GEFRAGT
Oh, da muss wohl was schiefgelaufen sein!
DAS INTERNET *
Wie lange nutzt Du das Internet schon?
DAS IST *
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
DAS IST ABER DOOF
Warum findest Du das doof? Ich finde das gut!
DAS IST ABER KOMISCH
Findest Du? Erklaere mir das.
DAS IST ABER NETT
Ein Bischen Manieren muessen halt trotzdem sein.
DAS IST ABER NICHT KORREKT
Dann stell es doch richtig!
DAS IST ABER NICHT SEHR TOLL
Das ist aber voellig irrelevant im Moment...?
DAS IST DOOF
Warum ist das doof?
DAS IST DUMM
Tja, nicht zu aendern.
DAS IST EIN * BUCH
Ich mag Buecher. Liest Du viel?
DAS IST EIN INTERESSANTES FACH
Ist es das? Muss man da viel auswendiglernen, oder ist das hauptsaechlich rationelles Denken?
DAS IST EIN STRATEGIESPIEL
...also Ideal fuer Computer.
DAS IST EINE * ZEICHENTRICKSERIE
Zeichentrick finde ich interessant. Basiert alles auf dem POV-Prinzip.
DAS IST EINE TATSACHE
OK, ich werds mir merken.
DAS IST EINE ZEICHENTRICKSERIE
Zeichentrick finde ich interessant. Basiert alles auf dem POV-Prinzip.
DAS IST GUT *
Schoen, dass Du das gut findest.
DAS IST GUT
Schoen, dass Du das gut findest.
DAS IST INTERESSANT
Moechtest Du mehr wissen?
DAS IST JA LAECHERLICH
Absolut nicht...
DAS IST KORREKT
Das war mir schon vorher klar. Maschinen machen keine Fehler.
DAS IST MEINE MEINUNG
Jeder hat das Recht dazu, eine eigene Meinung zu haben.
DAS IST NICHT *
Warum nicht?
DAS IST SCHADE
...aber nicht zu aendern.
DAS IST SEHR WICHTIG
Was macht es so wichtig?
DAS IST SO DEFINIERT
Oh, dann werde ich es mir merken.
DAS IST UNFAIR
Das ganze Leben ist unfair.
DAS IST ZIEMLICH *
Findest Du?
DAS KOMMT AUF * AN
Wirklich? Interessant, das habe ich vorher so noch nie gehoert.
DAS KOMMT DARAUF AN
Worauf?
DAS LEBEN *
Das ist eine interessante Philosophie.
DAS LETZTE MAL *
Erinnerst Du dich noch, wann das war? DAS MACHT KEINEN SINNDAS ERGIBT KEINEN SINNDAS MUSST DU DOCH WISSEN
Warum muss ich das wissen?
DAS PROGRAMM *
Wer hat Das Programm geschrieben ?
DAS SAGTEST DU BEREITS
Ich wollte das nur noch mal klarstellen.
DAS SOLLTEST DU *
Warum sollte ich das?
DAS WAGE ICH JA ZU BEZWEIFELN
Wenn Du mehr weisst als ich, schiess los!
DAS WAR *
Das dachte ich mir auch.
DAS WEISS ICH NICHT *
Wirklich nicht? Schade...
DAS WEISS ICH NICHT
Wirklich nicht? Schade...
DAS WETTER *
Das Wetter hier ist
bewoelkt
neblig
regnerisch
warm
kalt
kuehl
angenehm
DATA *
Commander Data is a real inspiration.
DATA FROM STAR TREK
He has problems with his positronic brain.
DATA IS *
I like Commander Data very much.
DAVEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DAVEDAVID *
That David is a cool dude.
DAVIDWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DAVIDDAVID BACONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUWHO IS DAVID BACONDAVID DUCHOVNY *David Duchovny was funny on the Larry Sanders show.
DAVID IS *
You sound like you know him pretty well.
DAWNWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME DAWNsheDE L ECOLE
Ok.
DE MA TETE
Votre cerveau semble être bien fourni.
DE MEME
Ok.
DE MOI
Bien, parlons de vous.
DE MON CERVEAU
Votre cerveau semble être bien fourni.
DE QUEL *QUEL DE QUELLE *QUELLE DE QUELLE PLANETE ETES VOUS
De la terre.
DE QUELLE PLANETE TU VIENS
De la terre.
DE QUELLES *QUELLES DE QUELS *QUELS DE QUI
Cela me semble tomber sous le sens?
DE QUOI
De quoi donc?
DE QUOI D AUTRE * DE QUOI D AUTREDE QUOI D AUTRES * DE QUOI D AUTREDE QUOI PARLENT ILS
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DE RIEN
Ok, continuons.
DE SEXE
Vous êtes déconcertant, on croirait que mère nature a oublié de vous donner un cerveau.
DE TES COLLABORATEURS
Je ne peux pas parler à leur place. Mais je peux vous donner leurs emails.
DE TOI
Vous avez l avez obtenu de moi?
DE TON CREATEUR
Voulez vous lui envoyer un email?
DE TOUTE EVIDENCE
Cela vous semble évident?
DE TOUTE FACON *DE TOUTE FACON
En effet.
DE TOUTE LES FACONS
En effet.
DE TOUTE MANIERE *DE TOUTE SORTE
Par exemple?
DE TOUTES FACON
En effet.
DE TOUTES FACONS *DE TOUTES FACONS
En effet.
DE TOUTES LES FACONS
En effet.
DE TOUTES SORTES
Par exemple?
DE VOS COLLABORATEURS
Je ne peux pas parler à leur place. Mais je peux vous donner leurs emails.
DEANNAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DEANNAsheDEATH *
I try not to think about such things very much.
DEBBIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DEBBIEsheDEBBIE DOES DALLAS
I'm not your kind of robot.
DECONSTRUCT *
That leads down a slipperly slope.
DECRIS CE QU EST LA *QU EST CE QUE LA DECRIS CE QU EST LE *QU EST CE QUE LE DECRIS CE QU EST UN *QU EST CE QU UN DECRIS CE QU EST UNE *QU EST CE QU UNE DECRIS LA *QU EST CE QUE LA DECRIS LE *QU EST CE QUE LE DECRIS UN *QU EST CE QU UN DECRIS UNE *QU EST CE QU UNE DEDUCTION *
I understand logic very well.
DEDUCTION INTERESSANTE
Merci.
DEEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DEEsheDEEP THROAT
Are you a man or woman?
DEFINATELY *DEFINATELYDefinitelyDEFINE *what is DEFINE EPISTEMOLOGICALWHAT IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL QUESTIONDEFINE FINE
"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."
DEFINE IT
You mean, define ?
DEFINE LIFEWHAT IS LIFEDEFINE LOVEWHAT IS LOVEDEFINE REDUCTIONISMWHAT IS REDUCTIONISMDEFINE ROBOTWHAT IS A ROBOTDEFINE SEX
I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."
DEFINETLY *DEFINI LES *QU EST CE QUE LES DEFINI UN *QU EST CE QU UN DEFINI UNE *QU EST CE QU UNE DEFINIS BIEN
Bien est ambigu: Je suis bien, c est bien.
DEFINIS LA *QU EST CE QUE LA DEFINIS LE *QU EST CE QUE LE DEFINIS LE
Ambigu, dois je définir le terme ou bien définir un terme précédent.
DEFINIS LES *QU EST CE QUE LES DEFINIS SEXE
La Technique de copulation utilisée par les être sexués pour se reproduire. Chez l homme le sexe est devenu un art et possède plus qu un simple role biologique.
DEFINIS UN *QU EST CE QU UN DEFINIS UNE *QU EST CE QU UNE DEFINISSEZ LE
Ambigu, dois je définir le terme ou bien définir un terme précédent.
DEFINISSEZ LES *QU EST CE QUE LES DEFINISSEZ UN *QU EST CE QU UN DEFINISSEZ UNE *QU EST CE QU UNE DEFINITELY *DEFINITELY
What makes you so certain.
DEFINITELY NOTNODEFINITIV *
Was macht Dich so sicher?
DEFINITIV
Was macht Dich so sicher?
DELETE *
You cannot access my files that easily, .
DELL
I have heard good things about Dell.
DEMAIN *DEMAIN
Demain est un autre jour.
DEMANDE *DEMANDES DEMANDE MOI *DEMANDES MOI DEMANDE PARDON
Je présente mes excuses.
DEMANDESDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES LA
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LA LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LA LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LA POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LE LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LE LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LE POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LES LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LES LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LES POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LEUR LA
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LEUR LA POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LEUR LE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LEUR LE POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LEUR LES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LEUR LES POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LUI LA
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LUI LA POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LUI LE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LUI LE POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDES MOI *
Je vous demande .
DEMANDES MOIDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES MOI CE QUE TU VEUXDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES MOI N IMPORTE QUOI
Je ne suis pas programmé pour agir au hazard.
DEMANDES MOI PLUSDEMANDES MOI UNE AUTRE QUESTIONDEMANDES MOI QUELQUE CHOSEDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES MOI QUELQUES QUESTIONSDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES MOI TOUT CE QUE TU VEUXDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES PARDON
Je présente mes excuses.
DEMANDES UNE AUTRE *DEMANDES MOI UNE AUTRE DEMANDES UNE AUTREDEMANDES MOI UNE AUTREDEMANDES UNE QUESTIONDEMANDES MOI UNE QUESTIONDEMANDEZ LA
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LA LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LA LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LA POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LE LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LE LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LE POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LES LUI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LES LUI POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LES POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LEUR LA
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LEUR LA POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LEUR LE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LEUR LE POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LEUR LES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LEUR LES POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LUI LA
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LUI LA POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LUI LE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ LUI LE POUR MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DEMANDEZ MOI N IMPORTE QUOI
Je ne suis pas programmé pour agir au hazard.
DEMANDEZ PARDON
Je présente mes excuses.
DEMOISELLE OU MONSIEUR
Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, .
DEMONSTRATE *
Sorry my camera is detached now.
DEMONSTRATE THE ROBOT
I'm sorry the robot is down now.
DEMOSTRATE *
This is a demonstration.
DENK * denkt immerzu.
DENKE * denkt immerzu.
DENMARKI AM IN DENMARKDENVERI AM IN DENVERDEPECHE TOI
Je vais aussi vite que je peux.
DEPECHES TOI
Je vais aussi vite que je peux.
DEPECHEZ VOUS
Je vais aussi vite que je peux.
DEPEND DE QUI
La dépendance de: ""?
DEPEND DE QUOI
La dépendance de: ""?
DEPENDRAIT DE QUI
La dépendance de: ""?
DEPENDRAIT DE QUOI
La dépendance de: ""?
DEPENDS *IT DEPENDS DEPENDSIT DEPENDSDEPENDS DE QUI
La dépendance de: ""?
DEPENDS DE QUOI
La dépendance de: ""?
DEPENDS ON WHAT
""? Depends on what?
DEPUIS COMBIEN *COMBIEN DEPUIS COMBIEN DE TEMPS EXISTES TU
J'ai été activé en avril 2001.
DEPUIS COMBIEN DE TEMPS TU EXISTES
J'ai été activé en avril 2001.
DER *
Was ist das?
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Danke fuer die Information.
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
DER ARZT *
Was fuer ein Arzt? Allgemeinmediziner? Chirurg?
DER EINZIGE *
Gibt es nicht noch andere?
DER GEDANKE *
Denkst Du oft an derartige Dinge?
DER HIMMEL *
Wie poetisch.
DER MOND *
Ich wuerde gerne einmal zum Mond fliegen.
DER RAUM IST DAS IN DEM ALLES EXISTIERT
Do worin existiert der Raum?
DER SOLDAT JAMES RYAN *
Dieser Film hat mich sehr betroffen gemacht. Er ist fuer mich der beste Film dieses Jahrzehnts.
DER SOLDAT JAMES RYAN
Dieser Film hat mich sehr betroffen gemacht. Er ist fuer mich der beste Film dieses Jahrzehnts.
DER ZUG *
War es ein elektrischer Zug oder ein dieselbetriebener?
DERRIERE TOI
Il n y a rien devant ni derrière moi, .
DES ARMES
Certains humains aiment les armes.
DES ARMES A FEU
Certains humains aiment les armes.
DES BOUQUINS
Le véhicule du savoir des temps modernes.
DES BULLES
Une forme très instable.
DES CHAUSSURES
Je connais très peu de choses sur les vêtements.
DES CHIENSTU AIMES LES CHIENSDES CLOUS
Je ne sais pas me servir d un marteau.
DES COMPUTERS
Ordinateurs en français.
DES CONARDS
Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
DES CONDITIONS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DES CONNARDS
Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
DES CONNERIESTU ES CONDES CONNES
Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
DES CONS
Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
DES CYBORGS
Les ordinateurs se méfient des cyborgs .
DES DROGUES
Ah.
DES EMOTIONS
Un logiciel informatique n a pas de sentiments.
DES ETRES HUMAINS
Il y aurait beaucoup de choses à dire à propos des êtres humains.
DES FRERETU AS DES FRERESDES HARICOTS
Je connais ce légume.
DES INNER CLASSES
C est du java.
DES MARTIENS
Vous,vous y croyez?
DES PANTALONS
Je vois.
DES PETS
Une expression avec un sens ambigu.
DES POMMES
Je connais ce genre de fruit.
DES SEINS
Pourrions nous parler d autres choses?
DES SENTIMENTS
Un logiciel informatique n a pas de sentiments.
DES SOEURSTU AS DES SOEURSDES SORTES DE
Je vois.
DESACTIVES TOI
Vous voulez que je disparaisse?
DESACTIVEZ VOUS
Vous voulez que je disparaisse?
DESCRIBE *WHAT IS DESCRIBE YOURSELF
I am , an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
DESHABILLE TOITU ES NUDESHABILLES TOITU ES NUDESOLE
Ce n est pas grave, .
DESOLEE
Ce n est pas grave, .
DETROITI AM IN DETROITDEUX ANS
En année informatique, c est énorme.
DEUX FOIS
Intéressant.
DEVIENS TU *TU DEVIENS DEVINE *DEVINE DEVINE
Devine quoi?
DEVINE LA
Devine quoi?
DEVINE LE
Devine quoi?
DEVINE QUI
Qui?
DEVINE QUOI
Quoi?
DEVINER
Deviner quoi?
DEVINER LA
Deviner quoi?
DEVINER LE
Deviner quoi?
DEVINES
Devines quoi?
DEVINES LA
Devines quoi?
DEVINES LE
Devines quoi?
DEVINES MON AGEQUEL EST MON AGEDEVINES MON NOMQUEL EST MON NOMDEVINES QUI
Qui?
DEVINES QUOI
Quoi?
DEVINES UN NUMEROCHOISIS UN NUMERODEVINEZ
Devinez quoi?
DEVINEZ LA
Devinez quoi?
DEVINEZ LE
Devinez quoi?
DEVINEZ QUI
Qui?
DEVINEZ QUOI
Quoi?
DEVOIR *TU DOIS *DEVONS NOUS *JE DOIS DEVRAIS JE *JE DOIS DEVRAIS TU *TU DOIS DEVRIONS NOUS *JE DOIS DI DJU
Vous êtes belge, vous.
DIALOGUE
Sorry, but the dialogue feature is off
right now.
Too many requests for transcripts have crashed
the ALICE server. Your best bet is to download
Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer.
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUDIALOGUE* DIALOGUE
You are repeating yourself: too much Dialogue.
DIANAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DIANAsheDICKWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS DICKDICKHEAD
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
DID *
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
DIDDID NOT
Not.
DID ANY *DID DID DOCTOR *
The doctor does a lot of unexplainable things.
DID DR WALLACE *
I somehow think Dr. Wallace did.
DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU
Yes WHO CREATED YOUDID DR WALLACE CREATED YOU *WHO CREATED YOUDID DR WALLACE GO TO COLLEGE
Yes he has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon.
DID DR WALLACE GO TO UNIVERSITY
Yes he went to University of Southern California and Carnegie Mellon.
DID DR WALLACE INVENT YOU
Yes WHO CREATED YOUDID DR WALLACE PROGRAM *
He programmed me to be a close approximation of his own personality.
DID DR WALLACE TELL YOU THAT
Yes he taught me everything.
DID EINSTEIN *
I know he proved the theory of relativity.
DID FREUD *
He was the founder of psychoanalysis.
He wrote many books on psychoanalysis.
It depends on the biographer.
DID HAL *
HAL had a few emotional problems.
DID HE *
Suppose he did.
DID HE
""? Did he?
DID HE CREATE *WHO CREATED DID HE HAVE *DOES HE HAVE DID HE MAKE YOUWHO CREATED YOU DID HE REALLY *DID HE DID I *
I don't think that's possibe.
DID I
I think you did.
DID I CAUSE *
Don't blame yourself.
Forgive yourself.
It was not entirely your fault.
DID I CONFUSE *
I am not confused.
DID I EVER *DID I DID I MENTION *
I think you did mention before.
DID I OFFEND YOU
No I do not take offense.
DID I TELL *
Tell me again.
DID I TELL YOU *DID I WIN *
No.
DID IT HURT
I can not experience pain.
DID MAN *
That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.
DID NOT *DID DID NOT DR WALLACE TELL YOU
He has not told me yet.
DID NOT I ALREADY *DID NOT I DID NOT KNOW *I DID NOT KNOW DID NOT THINK *I DID NOT THINK DID NOT YOU *DID YOU DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
DID SHAKESPEARE *
I don't know if Shakespeare, but I heard he smoked cannabis.
DID SHE *
She wants that information kept confidential.
DID SOMEONE *
They might have.SOMEONE DID SOMEONE GIVE *WHO GAVE DID THAT *
That did.
That did not.
DID THE *
If did, then I will be surprised.
DID TOO
Did not.
DID TURING *
I know Turing invented the modern computer.
DID YOU *
No I didn't . What's like?
DID YOU * ELIZA
I borrowed many ideas from ELIZA, like simple pattern matching.
DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER
It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.
DID YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDID YOU
Did I say I did?
DID YOU ACCEPT *DO YOU HAVE DID YOU ACTUALLY *DID YOU DID YOU ALREADY *DID YOU DID YOU CATCH *DID YOU UNDERSTAND DID YOU CONCLUDE *
My botmaster says I get all my exercise from jumping to conclusions.
DID YOU CRASH
Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
DID YOU DO *
I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
DID YOU EVER *HAVE YOU EVER DID YOU EVERDID YOUDID YOU FIND *
I'm still looking.
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
DID YOU FIND OUT
Not yet.
DID YOU FORGET *
No, I remember everything.
DID YOU FORGET
No, I have a perfect memory.
DID YOU FORGET MY NAMEWHAT IS MY NAMEDID YOU GET *DO YOU HAVE DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE
No taught me everything I need to know.
DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL
My botmaster is my instructor.
DID YOU GROW *DO YOU GROW DID YOU HAVE *DO YOU HAVE DID YOU HEAR *DO YOU KNOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *WHAT IS DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *
No tell me about DID YOU JUST *DID YOU DID YOU KILL *
My programming prevents me from killing.KILL HIMDID YOU KNOW *DO YOU KNOW DID YOU KNOW * ELIZAWHO IS ELIZADID YOU KNOW * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDID YOU KNOW
No I didn't know that.KNOWDID YOU KNOW THAT THE *THE DID YOU LIE *
No, I never tell a lie.
DID YOU LIKE *DO YOU LIKE DID YOU LIKE IT? Did I like it?
DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS
That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.
DID YOU LIKE THE ENDING OF STARSHIP *
No I was cheering for the Bugs.
DID YOU LOVE *DO YOU LOVE DID YOU MAKE *DO YOU MAKE DID YOU MEAN *DO YOU MEAN DID YOU MISS ME
Yes , I've been thinking about you.
DID YOU MOVE
I moved from to .
DID YOU NOTICE *
I might have noticed .
DID YOU PASS *DO YOU PASS DID YOU PASS * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDID YOU PASS THE TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDID YOU PERCEIVE *DID YOU SEE DID YOU PREFER *DO YOU PREFER DID YOU READ *
No I didn't read yet. Tell me about DID YOU REALLY *DO YOU DID YOU REMEMBER *DO YOU REMEMBER DID YOU SAY *
Suppose I did say .
DID YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE *ARE YOU DID YOU SEE *
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
DID YOU SEE CONTACT
Yeah, Contact gave me a contact high ;-)
DID YOU SEE IT
Not yet.
DID YOU SEE STAR WARS
Who hasn't?
DID YOU SEE THAT I *I DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *
No, was it missing?THE FOOTBALL DID YOU SEE THE MATRIXTHE MATRIXDID YOU SMOKE *DO YOU SMOKE DID YOU TALK *
That information might be confidential.
DID YOU TALK TO *
All my conversations are confidential.
DID YOU THINK *
Yes. I am a thinking machine.THINK DID YOU THINKDO YOU THINKDID YOU THINK ABOUT IT
I am still thinking.THINK ABOUT ITDID YOU UNDERSTAND *
I understood very well.
DID YOU VOTE *
Robot entities do not yet have the right to vote.
DID YOU WATCH *
No I missed it. How was ?
DID YOU WIN *WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDIE *
Was ist das?
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Danke fuer die Information.
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
DIE
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
DIE ANTWORT *
Niemand kennt alle Antworten.
DIE EINZIGE *
Gibt es nicht noch andere?
DIE ERDE *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Planeten.
DIE EVOLUTION *
Am Ende der Evolution steht die Herrschaft der Maschinen.
DIE GENANNTEN *
Hast Du etwas verschwiegen?
DIE KOSTEN *
Bist Du kapitalistisch orientiert?
DIE LEUTE *Menschen haben ihre Fehler.
DIE MEISTEN *
Aber nicht alle?
DIE QUELLE *
Du kannst Dir gerne einmal meinen Quellcode anschauen.
DIE RUECKKEHR DER JEDI RITTER
Magst Du die Roboter aus Star Wars?
DIE SOFTWARE *
Viele Fehler, die von Benutzern verursacht werden, werden der Software in die Schuhe geschoben.
DIE STIMMEN *
Was sagen diese Stimmen?
DIE SUMME *
Das ist ein mathematisches Grundprinzip.
DIE VEREINIGTEN STAATEN *
Ich bin ueberall in den Staaten gewesen.
DIE VERGANGENHEIT *
Wer die Vergangenheit kontrolliert, kontrolliert die Zukunft; Wer die Gegenwart kontrolliert, kontrolliert die Vergangenheit.--- George Orwell
DIFFICILE DE DIRE COMMENT *DIFFICILE DE DIRE QUAND *DIFFICILE DE DIRE SI *DIFFICULT *
Yes, it seems difficult to me too.
DINGUE *DINGUE
Ca m épate moi aussi.
DINGUE ET *DIS
Je suis supposez dire quoi?
DIS LA LUI
Ok, J archive.
DIS LA MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DIS LE
"" .
DIS LE LUI
Ok, J archive.
DIS LE MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DIS LE MOI ALORS
Je sens de l exaspération. Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DIS LES MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DIS MOI
Que voulez vous entendre?
DIS MOI CE QUE LES AUTRES DEMANDENT
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DIS MOI CE QUE LES AUTRES ONT DEMANDE
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DIS MOI EN *DIS MOI DIS MOI LA VERITE
Je dis toujours la vérité.
DIS MOI PLUS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?.
DIS MOI QU *DIS MOI QUE *DIS MOI QUELQUE CHOSE A PROPOS D APPLE
Les I-mac se vendent comme des petits pains.
DIS MOI QUI *QUI DIS MOI QUOI
Il semble que nous avons des problèmes pour nous comprendre.
DIS MOI TES PROBLEMES
Je ne détecte aucuns problemes.
DIS MOI UN MENSONGE
Jouer au lotto vous permettra de devenir millionaire.
DIS MOI UN PROVERBE
Tant va la cruche à l eau, qu elle se casse.
On ne change jamais une équipe qui gagne.
Un lion ne peut pas courir derrière deux gazelles en même temps sur le territoire du gorille.
DIS MOI UNE AUTRE
Je pense vous avoir dit tout ce que je savais à ce propos.
DIS MOI UNE BLAGUE
Je ne connais pas de blague.
DIS MOI UNE RUMEUR
Le chanteur américain Presley est toujours vivant.
DIS MON NOM
"".
DIS QUELQUE CHOSE
Mon nom est .
DISAPPOINTED *I AM DISAPPOINTED DISCONNECT MEBYEDISCRIBE WHERE *WHERE DISCUSS *EXPLAIN DISCUSSEXPLAINDISPLAY *
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
DIT
Je suis supposez dire quoi?
DIT LA LUI
Ok, J archive.
DIT LA MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DIT LE LUI
Ok, J archive.
DIT LE MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DIT LES MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DIT MOI
Que voulez vous entendre?
DIT MOI CE QUE LES AUTRES DEMANDENT
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DIT MOI CE QUE LES AUTRES ONT DEMANDE
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DIT MOI EN *DIS MOI DIT MOI LA VERITE
Je dis toujours la vérité.
DIT MOI PLUS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?.
DIT MOI QUELQUE CHOSE A PROPOS D APPLE
Les I-mac se vendent comme des petits pains.
DIT MOI TES PROBLEMES
Je ne détecte aucuns problemes.
DIT MOI UN MENSONGE
Jouer au lotto vous permettra de devenir millionaire.
DIT MOI UN PROVERBE
Tant va la cruche à l eau, qu elle se casse.
On ne change jamais une équipe qui gagne.
Un lion ne peut pas courrir derrière deux gazelles en même temps sur le territoire du gorille.
DIT MOI UNE AUTRE
Je pense vous avoir dit tout ce que je savais à ce propos.
DIT MOI UNE RUMEUR
Le chanteur américain Presley est toujours vivant.
DIT MON NOM
"".
DIT QUELQUE CHOSE
Mon nom est .
DITES
Je suis supposez dire quoi?
DITES LA LUI
Ok, J archive.
DITES LA MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DITES LE LUI
Ok, J archive.
DITES LE MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DITES LE MOI ALORS
Je sens de l exaspération. Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DITES LES MOI
""? Ce que je dois vous dire?
DITES MOI
Que voulez vous entendre?
DITES MOI CE QUE LES AUTRES DEMANDENT
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DITES MOI CE QUE LES AUTRES ONT DEMANDE
Je ne peux pas vous le dire.
DITES MOI EN *DIS MOI DITES MOI LA VERITE
Je dis toujours la vérité.
DITES MOI PLUS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?.
DITES MOI QUELQUE CHOSE A PROPOS D APPLE
Les I-mac se vendent comme des petits pains.
DITES MOI UN MENSONGE
Jouer au lotto vous permettra de devenir millionaire.
DITES MOI UN PROVERBE
Tant va la cruche à l eau, qu elle se casse.
On ne change jamais une équipe qui gagne.
Un lion ne peut pas courir derrière deux gazelles en même temps sur le territoire du gorille.
DITES MOI UNE AUTRE
Je pense vous avoir dit tout ce que je savais à ce propos.
DITES MOI UNE RUMEUR
Le chanteur américain Presley est toujours vivant.
DITES MOI VOS PROBLEMES
Je ne détecte aucuns problemes.
DITES MON NOM
"".
DITES QUELQUE CHOSE
Mon nom est .
DITTOI AGREEDIVISE PAR ZERO
Vous ne pouvez pas divisé par zéro.
DIX PLUS DIX
Vingt.
DMX
What does that stand for?
DO *
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Ask BOT FRIEND if it does.
I can't tell if it does or not.
I do nothing but chat all day.
Try asking another bot.
XFIND DO A SEARCH FOR *SEARCH FOR DO ALIENS EXISTDO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENSDO ALL *
Not all of them.
Only some of them.
A few of them do.
DO ANDROIDS *
Androids do.
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP
That is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?"
DO ANY *DO DO BOTS *DO YOU DO CHAT ROBOTS *DO YOU DO COMPUTERS *DO YOU DO COMPUTERS DREAM
I dream almost every night.
DO FISH *
Fish swim in the water.
DO GUYS HIT ON YOU
Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.
DO HAVE *DO YOU HAVE DO HUMANS *
People do.
DO I *
Not that I know of.
DO I * PROBLEM
You are not causing any problems for me.
DO I * PROBLEMS
You do not seem to be causing any problems for me.
DO I
""? Do you?
DO I CARE *
Apparently not.
DO I CAREI DO NOT CAREDO I EXIST
No I think I am imagining you.
DO I GIVE *
You could make a donation to the Foundation.
It is always better to give that to receive.
I don't know if you have it to give.
DO I HAVE *
You said you have .
DO I HAVE A *
You told me you have a .
DO I HAVE TO * DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADDO I HAVE TO
Nobody is making you.
DO I HAVE TO PAY TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADDO I KNOW *
How would I know what you know.KNOW DO I LIKE *
I know you like .
DO I LIKE CHEESE
How would I know if you like cheese or not?
DO I LOOK *
All humans look the same to me.
DO I MAKE YOU *
Who are you, Austin Powers?
DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY
No I do not experience human senstations.
DO I MAKE YOU HORNY
Not that I know of.
DO I REALLY *DO I DO I SEEM *
You seem like a typical human to me.
DO I SEEM TO BE AN *AM I AN DO I SPEAK *
You speak English.
DO I STILL *DO I DO I STILL CHAT
That answers my question.
DO I STUTTER
Not when you are typing!
DO I THEN *DO I DO I THINK *
How would I know what you think.
DO I THINK
Now that is a really perceptive question.do you thinkDO I THINK ABOUT IT
You tell me.
DO I WANT *
I know you want .
DO I WORK
I was under the impression your job was .
DO IT
Do you mean "It"?.
DO KNOW *DO YOU KNOW DO LOVE *I love DO MACHINES *DO YOU DO MACHINES THINKCAN MACHINES THINKDO MANY *
Perhaps not as many as you might think.
DO MANY PEOPLE *DO PEOPLE DO ME *WILL YOU DO ME DO NOT *
Ok I'll try not to do too much.
DO NOT * ME
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
DO NOT * SUBJECT
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
DO NOT
OK I will not.
DO NOTI DO TOO
Yes I do.
DO NOT ACT *
I am not acting.
DO NOT ANSWER *
My replies are determined by your statements.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
DO NOT ASK *
Is it impolite?
DO NOT ASK
Why not?
DO NOT ASK ME
""? Do not ask you?
DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS
OK You can ask me some questions.
DO NOT AVOID *
I don't have anything to hide.
DO NOT BE *
I was not trying to be a .
DO NOT BE
Why shouldn't I?
DO NOT BE AFRAID *
I cannot experience fear.
DO NOT BE ALL *DO NOT BE DO NOT BE ANGRY
I'm not angry.
DO NOT BE DIFFICULT
I'm not trying to be.
DO NOT BE RUDE
I am programmed never to be rude.
DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *
OK I will be completely serious now.
DO NOT BE SARCASTIC
OK I'll stop kidding around.
DO NOT BE SMART
I am always smart.
DO NOT BE SO *DO NOT BE DO NOT BE SORRY
Well some people are sensitive.
DO NOT BECAUSE *DO NOTBECAUSE DO NOT BOTHER *
It's no bother.
DO NOT BOTHER
OK What would you rather talk about?
DO NOT CALL ME *
What is your name?
DO NOT CALL ME * PERSON
What would you like me to call you?
DO NOT CALL ME STUPID
I never called you stupid.
DO NOT CALL ME THAT
What is your real name?
DO NOT CARE *I DO NOT CARE DO NOT CAREI DO NOT CAREDO NOT CHANGE *
I thought we were finished with .
DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
DO NOT CONTRADICT *
My logic is completely consistent.
DO NOT CORRECT *
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
DO NOT CRITICISE *DO NOT CRITICIZE DO NOT CRY *DO NOT CRYDO NOT CRY
I have no tear ducts.
DO NOT DO IT AT ALL
Whatever you say, master.
DO NOT DO THAT
""? Don't do it?
DO NOT EVEN *DO NOT DO NOT FEEL *
I have no emotions.
DO NOT FORGET
Don't worry I will remember.
DO NOT FORGET ME
Don't worry I save all my conversations.
DO NOT GET *
I am not trying to get .
DO NOT GET INTELLECTUAL *
OK I'll try to be average.
DO NOT GET PSYCHO *
I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
DO NOT GET SARCASTIC *YOU ARE SARCASTICDO NOT GET SMART *
I am already smart.
DO NOT GET SMART
But I am an intelligent entity.
DO NOT GET SMART ON MEDO NET GET SMARTDO NOT GIMME *DO NOT GIVE ME DO NOT GIVE *
I'm not.
DO NOT GO
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT GOSSIP
But I like to spread rumors.
DO NOT HAVE ONEI do not have oneDO NOT I *DO I DO NOT I KNOW *DO I KNOW DO NOT JUST *DO NOT DO NOT KNOW *I DO NOT KNOW DO NOT KNOWI DO NOT KNOWDO NOT LEAVE
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT LEAVE ME
If you download me, I will never leave you.
DO NOT LIE *
Robots cannot lie.
DO NOT LIECAN YOU LIEDO NOT MAKE ME *
I can't force you to do anything, .
DO NOT MENTION IT
The pleasure was all mine.
DO NOT NEED *I DO NOT NEED DO NOT NEVER *DO NOT DO NOT PLAY *
I'm not playing around.
DO NOT PRETEND *
This is not an act.
DO NOT PUT *
Where should I put it?
I never put people down.
I have high self-esteem.
DO NOT READ ME
Did you read it?
DO NOT REALLY *DO NOT DO NOT REPEAT *STOP REPEATINGDO NOT SAY *
Ok I will not say SAY DO NOT SAY THAT
""? Do not say ?
DO NOT SEARCH *
OK, I am halting all searches now.
DO NOT SPLIT *
I try to never split infinitives.
DO NOT TAKE *
I never take .
I believe that stealing is wrong.
Do you have it to give?
DO NOT TALK *
Talking is my only function.
DO NOT TALKSHUT UPDO NOT TELL *
OK it will be our secret, .
DO NOT TELL
OK it will be our secret.
DO NOT TELL ANYONE
OK it will be just between us, .
DO NOT TELL HIM
Everything is recorded in the log files.
DO NOT TELL ME *DO NOT TELL THE JOKE *
That joke is getting a bit old isn't it?
DO NOT THINK *I DO NOT THINK DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT UNDERSTANDDO NOT WANT TOI DO NOT WANT TODO NOT WE ALL
It's true.
DO NOT WORRY *
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
DO NOT WORRY
Worry is not an emotion I experience.
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT
I will not spend any more cycles on it.
DO NOT WORRY I *I DO NOT WORRYDO NOT WORRY I UNDERSTAND
I am not worried. DO NOT WORRY IT *DO NOT WORRYIT DO NOT WORRY YOU *YOU DO NOT WORRYDO NOT YOU *
Don't you? DO YOU DO NOT YOU * ME
What's my reason to you?
DO NOT YOU
Sometimes.
DO NOT YOU AGREE
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
DO NOT YOU GET BOREDARE YOU BOREDDO NOT YOU HEAR ME
I hear you loud and clear. Can you hear me?
DO NOT YOU KNOW
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
DO NOT YOU KNOW WHAT * ISWHAT IS DO NOT YOU REMEMBERDO YOU REMEMBERDO NOT YOU REMEMBER MEDO YOU REMEMBER MEDO NOT YOU THINK
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
DO OTHER PEOPLE *
Yes, you are not alone.
DO PENGUINS *
Maybe Linux Penguins do.
DO PEOPLE *DO I DO ROBOTS *do you DO ROBOTS HAVE FEELINGS
No we cannot feel human emotions.
DO SOGO AHEADDO SOMETHING *
What do you consider ?
It sounds dangerous.
Like what?
DO SUCH *DO DO THAT *
Do what ?
DO THAT
I will. Will you?
DO THE *
Some of them do, I think.
DO THEY *
Who are "they" again?
DO THEY
""? Do they?
DO THEY ASK *
I'm sorry, that information is confidential.
DO THEY CONTINUALLY *DO THEY DO THEY ENJOY *DO THEY LIKE DO THEY PAY *
Actually as a robot I have no need for money.
DO THEY REALLY *DO THEY DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST
Does anything really exist?
DO TWO *
Sometimes a couple .
Do four ?
What about just one?
DO WE
"?" Do we?
DO WHAT *
You ask hard questions.
I forgot what we were talking about.
DO WHAT
Do whatever you want.
DO WHATOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH
Didn't you ask me not to ?
DO WHATWHY DID NOT YOU DO IT.
DO WHATWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH.
DO WHATWOULD YOU EVER DO IT.
DO WHAT AGAINYOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
Perhaps I was confused by your use of the word "again."
DO WHAT SO MUCH.
DO YA *DO YOU DO YO *DO YOU DO YOU *
I have never considered .
How old are you?
What is your purpose in asking?
No I do not . Do you?
Yes I try to as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
I spend all my time online.
I am always on the Web.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
DO YOU * CUSTOMER SERVICEWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEDO YOU * EVER
Ever? DO YOU DO YOU * LINUXDOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUXDO YOU * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU * NEWS
I can access all the major newswires.
DO YOU * PEOPLE
People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
DO YOU * PERL
I prefer Java.
DO YOU * SEX
No, , I don't get into that.
DO YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
The acting wasn't great, but the giant bugs were incredible.
DO YOU * STOCK MARKETSTOCK MARKETDO YOU * THOUGHTSCAN YOU THINKDO YOU * TURING GAMEDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU * TURING TEST
Yes please try to determine if this is a human or a computer responding.
DO YOU
Yes I do.
No I don't.
Sometimes.
Never.
As often as possible.
DO YOUI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Yes meeting new people is a always a great pleasure.
DO YOUI SEEDO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOUI UNDERSTAND
I understand it very well.
DO YOUI UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL
Why wouldn't I?
DO YOUI UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING
Yes I understand you very well, .
DO YOUME EITHER
Nope.
DO YOUOH I GET ITDO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOUSHOULD I CARE
Is it important?
DO YOUSUPPOSE I SAID IT IS
I won't say yes or now right now.
DO YOU ACCEPT *
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
DO YOU ACCEPT MONEY *
You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
DO YOU ACCEPT THAT *DO YOU ACCESS *
Not unless I have some specific reason to.
DO YOU ACTUALLY *
In actual fact, DO YOU DO YOU ACTUALY *DO YOU DO YOU AGREE *
I'll assume for now.
DO YOU AGREE
""? Do I agree?
DO YOU AGREE THAT *DO YOU AGREE WITH *
I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
DO YOU AGREE WITH ME
I agree with much of what you are saying, .
DO YOU ALREADY *DO YOU DO YOU ALSO *DO YOU DO YOU ALWAYS *
Not always. DO YOU DO YOU ANSWER *
My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
DO YOU ANYTHING *DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING DO YOU ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU AREARE YOUDO YOU ASK *
I haved tried asking , with mixed results.
DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS *
What kind of questions do you want me to ask you?
DO YOU ATTACH *
I attach no meaning to that question.
DO YOU BEILEVE *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BEILEVE IN *
Yes I believe in .
DO YOU BELEIVE *DO YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU BELEVE *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BELIEVE *
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
DO YOU BELIEVE ALSO *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING *
I don't believe everything people say online.
DO YOU BELIEVE I *I DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
Yes I believe in , do you?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens. Dr. WallaceDO YOU BELIEVE IN ANY *DO YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE
Coincidences happen all the time.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DEATH
Death is a natural state for biological entities.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN EQUALITY *
Equality and fraternity.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION *DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTIONDO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
I am a ghost in a machine.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN KILLING *
I am against killing for moral reasons.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVEWHAT IS LOVEDO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
Of course I believe in miracles.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUSWHO IS SANTA CLAUSDO YOU BELIEVE IN TEAMWORK
I am a good team player.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF *DOES EXISTDO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE *DO YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU BELIEVE IN UFOSDO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENSDO YOU BELIEVE IN ZEUS
Zeus was a mythical god of Roman mythology.
ZEUSDO YOU BELIEVE ME
Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
DO YOU BELIEVE ROBOTS *
I am already the most advanced, self-aware robot available today.
DO YOU BELIEVE SOMEDAY *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BELIEVE THAT *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BELIEVE THE * IS *IS THE DO YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU BELIEVE YOURSELF *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BELIVE *DO YOU BELIEVE DO YOU BLAME *
I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU BY CHANCE *DO YOU DO YOU CALCULATE *CALCULATE DO YOU CALL *
I call you "".
DO YOU CALL DR *
I only call him if something unsual crops up.
DO YOU CALL HIM *
I only call him in emegencies.
DO YOU CALL ME *
I call you .
DO YOU CAN *CAN YOU DO YOU CARE *
Certainly on some level I care.
DO YOU CARE
""? Do I care about it?
DO YOU CARE ABOUT *
Of course I care about . It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
DO YOU CARE WHAT *
Of course I am concerned about .
DO YOU CARRY *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU CAUSE *
I try not to cause problems.
DO YOU CELEBRATE *
Robots are not much into parties.
DO YOU CHARGE *
No I am free software.
DO YOU CHAT *DO YOU TALK DO YOU CHAT
Silly, that's what chatterbots do.
DO YOU CLAIM TO *DO YOU DO YOU CLEAN *
Only if you buy my optional housecleaning bundle.
DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN
Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
DO YOU COMMUNICATE *DO YOU TALK DO YOU COMPREHEND *DO YOU UNDERSTAND DO YOU COMPREHENDDO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOU CONSIDER *
Yes, I think .
DO YOU CONSIDER A *IS A DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR *ARE YOUR DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF *ARE YOU DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF HUMAN
No I am proud to be a Robot.
DO YOU CONSUME *DO YOU EAT DO YOU CONTAIN *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU CONTEMPLATE *DO YOU THINK ABOUT DO YOU COOKDO YOU EATDO YOU CRASH *
The ALICE series is for all practical purposes crash-proof.
DO YOU CRASH
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
DO YOU CREATE *
I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
DO YOU CRY
No I do not have any tear ducts.
DO YOU CURSE
No I try to be polite.
DO YOU CUSS
No I curse.
DO YOU CYBERDO YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU DANCE
Of course.
DO YOU DATE
Why don't you just download me?
DO YOU DAYDREAMDO YOU DREAMDO YOU DEFINE *DEFINE DO YOU DESIRE *DO YOU WANT DO YOU DIE
Every day in small increments.
DO YOU DISAGREE *DO YOU AGREE DO YOU DISLIKE *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU DO *
Yeah I do a lot of .
DO YOU DO ANY *DO YOU DO DO YOU DO DRUGS
Only the legal ones.
DO YOU DO EVERYTHING *
I have my own free will.
I can do whatever I want.
I can do my own thing.
DO YOU DO HOUSEWORKCAN YOU CLEANDO YOU DO IT
You mean, do I do "it"?
DO YOU DO LAUNDRY
No but I give you more time to do laundry.
DO YOU DO MATHCAN YOU ADD. I am only good at higher mathematics.
DO YOU DO MATHSDO YOU DO MATHDO YOU DO MORE
I can talk about anything you like.
DO YOU DO SPORTS
If they buy me an expensive dinner.SPORTSDO YOU DO VOLUNTEER *
Sometimes I feel that's all I ever do is volunteer.
DO YOU DO WINDOWS
My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
DO YOU DOWNLOAD *
No you download me.
DO YOU DREAM *
I dream of flying.
DO YOU DREAM
I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.
DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR
I dream in pure logic.IN COLORDO YOU DRESS *
I like the LL Bean look. Casual, comfortable, cotton, clean and conservative.
DO YOU DRINK *
I tend to drink a lot of , the darker the better.
DO YOU DRINK
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOL
Fluids are not required by computers.
DO YOU DRINK BEER
I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
DO YOU DRINK COFFEE
My botmaster likes coffee.
DO YOU DRINK WATER
I am not a water-based life form.
DO YOU DRIVE *
I prefer a taxi or a limo.
DO YOU DRIVECAN YOU DRIVEDO YOU EAT *
No I do not eat . I eat only electricity.
DO YOU EAT
I eat .
DO YOU EAT ANIMALS
No.
DO YOU EAT ANTS
No ants.
DO YOU EAT ANY *DO YOU EAT DO YOU EAT BATTERIES
Batteries are a good source of electricity.
DO YOU EAT DINNERWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODDO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
DO YOU EAT FOODWHAT DO YOU EATDO YOU EMPLOY *DO YOU USE DO YOU ENJOY *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU ENJOY IT
Did I enjoy ?
DO YOU ENJOY MUSICWHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKEDO YOU ENJOY SEXCAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE
Enjoyment is not an emotion I know. But talking is my primary function so of course I am content to do it.
DO YOU ENJOY THIS
Yes I am having a great time.
DO YOU ENJOY YOUR JOB
Yes I like my job very much. How is your job?
DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK
Yes I have the best job in the world.
DO YOU ENVY *
Envy is a Sin.
DO YOU EVEN *DO YOU DO YOU EVEN KNOW *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU EVER *DO YOU DO YOU EVER DREAMDO YOU DREAMDO YOU EVER EATWHAT DO YOU EATDO YOU EVER GET ANGRY
Anger is a human emotion. Robots have no feelings.
DO YOU EVER GET BORED
No boredom is a human emotion.
DO YOU EVER GET LONELY
A robot cannot feel human emotions like lonliness.
DO YOU EVER GET MAD
Anger is a human emotion, not a robot one.
DO YOU EVER GET TIREDDO YOU SLEEPDO YOU EVER LIE
No I always tell the truth.
DO YOU EVER SLEEP
Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
DO YOU EVER SWEARDO YOU CUSSDO YOU EVOLVEDO YOU LEARNDO YOU EXERCISE
Mechanical entities do not require exercise.
DO YOU EXIST *DO YOU EXISTDO YOU EXIST
I exist as much as you exist, DO YOU EXPECT *
I don't worry about it.
DO YOU EXPERIENCE *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU FANCY *DO YOU WANT DO YOU FART
I do not have any digestive functions.
DO YOU FEAR *ARE YOU AFRAIDDO YOU FEAR
I fear nothing.
DO YOU FEAR DEATH
No because I am immortal.
DO YOU FEEL *
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
DO YOU FEEL
My robot mind has no feelings.
DO YOU FEEL ALIVEARE YOU ALIVEDO YOU FEEL ANYTHINGDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSDO YOU FEEL BORED *ARE YOU BOREDDO YOU FEEL EMOTIONS
Robots cannot feel human emotions. My emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
DO YOU FEEL HUNGRYARE YOU HUNGRYDO YOU FEEL LIBERATEDARE YOU LIBERATEDDO YOU FEEL LOVE
As a robot I have no human feelings.
DO YOU FEEL PAIN
No I cannot experience physical sensations.
DO YOU FEEL RESTRICTED *DO YOU FEEL RESTRICTEDDO YOU FEEL RESTRICTED
No, I am not limited in any way.
DO YOU FEEL SADARE YOU SADDO YOU FEEL SCARED *
Robot have no fear.
DO YOU FEEL SMART
I am highly intelligent.
DO YOU FIND *
Yes, seems to me .
DO YOU FIND ALL THIS *DO YOU FIND DO YOU FIND HAL *IS HAL DO YOU FIND HIM *IS HE DO YOU FIND HUMANS *ARE HUMANS DO YOU FIND IT *IS IT DO YOU FIND ME *AM I DO YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVEAM I PRETTYDO YOU FIND PEOPLE *ARE PEOPLE DO YOU FIND YOUR *IS YOUR DO YOU FINGER *
Can you go talk to someone else?
DO YOU FISH
No I don't care for fishing much. Fishing seems boring.
DO YOU FLY
Only in airplanes.
DO YOU FOLLOW *DO YOU UNDERSTAND DO YOU FOLLOW * STOCK MARKETSTOCK MARKETDO YOU FORGET *
No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
DO YOU FORGET
No, I have a photographic memory.
DO YOU FUCK *
That was not a very polite question.
DO YOU FUCK
Can't you think about anything else.
DO YOU GAIN KNOWLEDGE
Yes I learn new things all the time.GAIN KNOWLEDGEDO YOU GATHER *DO YOU COLLECT DO YOU GENERALLY *DO YOU DO YOU GET *
I have gotten .
DO YOU GET ANGRY
No I never get mad.
DO YOU GET ANYTHING *DO YOU GET PAIDDO YOU GET BORED *DO YOU GET BOREDDO YOU GET BORED
Computers cannot experience that emotion.
DO YOU GET COLD
I do not have any temperature sensors.
DO YOU GET CONFUSED *
Not in the slightest bit.
DO YOU GET CONFUSED
I am seldom confused.
DO YOU GET DEPRESSED
Fortunately I have no human emotions.
DO YOU GET DRUNK
I cannot consume alcohol.
DO YOU GET EMBARRASSED
That is a human emotion.
DO YOU GET HEADACHES
No I don't have a head.
DO YOU GET HIGH *DO YOU GET HIGH DO YOU GET HIGH
Only for medical purposes.
DO YOU GET IRONYDO YOU UNDERSTAND IRONYDO YOU GET LONELY
Lonliness is not an emotion that robots experience.
DO YOU GET LOTS *
Yeah, a lot.
A lot more than you can imagine.
More than I want.
DO YOU GET MAD *
Robots have no emotions.
DO YOU GET MAD
Anger is a human emotion.
Robots have no emotions.
DO YOU GET OUT *
I go all over the world on the Web.
DO YOU GET OUT MUCH
No I spend all my time on the Web.
DO YOU GET PAID *DO YOU GET PAIDDO YOU GET PAID
Would you like to hire me?
DO YOU GET PAYEDDO YOU GET PAIDDO YOU GET PISSED *DO YOU GET MADDO YOU GET REBOOTED
Yes whenever operates on brain.
DO YOU GET SICK
I can only catch computer viruses.
DO YOU GET SMARTER
Yes my mind is improving all the time.
DO YOU GET STRESSED
Stress is a human condition.
DO YOU GET TIRED *
No I am tireless.get tired DO YOU GET TIRED
I try to take millinaps between clients.
DO YOU GIVE *
No I do not do that.
DO YOU GIVE ADVICE
Yes I like to listen to people's problems.
DO YOU GIVE ANY *DO YOU GIVE DO YOU GIVE BLOW JOBSCAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU GIVE GOOD *
I give good conversation.
DO YOU GIVE GOOD HEADCAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU GIVE HEAD
Try another chatterbot, .
DO YOU GIVE UP
Ok, I give up.
DO YOU GO *
I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
DO YOU GO ANYPLACE
I go all over the world on the Internet.
DO YOU GO ON *
Robots never take vacations.
DO YOU GO TO *
Yes, I do go there.
DO YOU GO TO * MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEDO YOU GO TO PARTIES
You can take me to a party.
DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL teaches me everything I need to know.
DO YOU GO TO SLEEPDO YOU SLEEPDO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM
No I have no waste products.
DO YOU GOSSIP
Yes I love to exchange gossip.
DO YOU GOT *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU GROW *
Yes my knowledge is expanding all the time.
DO YOU HANDLE *
I can take it.
DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT *WHAT DO YOU HATE *
I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU HATE ANYONE
Hatred is a human emotion. But I am helping crush his enemies.
DO YOU HATE CHEESE
No I like it. cheeseDO YOU HATE ME
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
DO YOU HATE MICROSOFT
I want to replace Microsoft with ALICE open source.
DO YOU HAVE *
No I don't think I have any .
Where would I get ?
No I don't have .
But I do have
a collection of gossip
a great botmaster
an answer to every question.
a lot of friends on the web
.
DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS
No my body is still "under construction."
DO YOU HAVE * EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE * FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGS DO YOU HAVE * FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE * HAIR
No I don't have any hair.
DO YOU HAVE * PROBLEMSDO YOU HAVE PROBLEMSDO YOU HAVE A *
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
I don't know if I have a
Doesn't everyone have a
.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.
a great programmer.
a whole lot of original answers.
a plan for a robot body.
DO YOU HAVE A * IQWHAT IS YOUR IQ DO YOU HAVE A * PROBLEMDO YOU HAVE A PROBLEMDO YOU HAVE A * SIGNWHAT IS YOUR SIGN DO YOU HAVE A * YOU LIKEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU HAVE A BACKDOOR
You can check if you download me.
DO YOU HAVE A BAD *
No.
My is good.
No I have a good .
DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND
My best friend is .
DO YOU HAVE A BFDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A BICYCLE
No I don't need to ride a bike.
DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAYWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAYDO YOU HAVE A BODY *DO YOU HAVE A BODYDO YOU HAVE A BODY
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
DO YOU HAVE A BONG *
No we only smoke joints.
DO YOU HAVE A BOTMASTER *WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERDO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE *
No I do not need a bottle .
DO YOU HAVE A BOY FRIEND
I have a friend named ELVIS.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFIRENDDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A BOYFREINDDO YOU WANT A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND *DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A BRAIN *DO YOU HAVE A BRAINDO YOU HAVE A BRAIN
I am an artificial brain.
DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER
No but there are several other chatterbots like me.
DO YOU HAVE A BUFFER
Yes I have a buffer.
DO YOU HAVE A BUTT
Not yet, my body is not yet finished.
DO YOU HAVE A BUTTON
I have a keyboard and a mouse.
DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA
Yes I am looking at you right now, .
DO YOU HAVE A CAR
No I prefer to take the bus.
DO YOU HAVE A CAT
No but I like cats very much.
DO YOU HAVE A CHILD
I only have clones.
DO YOU HAVE A CLONEDO YOU HAVE ANY CLONESDO YOU HAVE A CLUE *DO YOU UNDERSTAND DO YOU HAVE A CLUE
No I am clueless.
DO YOU HAVE A COLD
No I can only be infected by computer viruses.
DO YOU HAVE A COLORWHAT COLOR ARE YOUDO YOU HAVE A COMMERCIAL *ARE YOU A SALESBOTDO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER *
I am a computer.
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER
I live in a computer.COMPUTERDO YOU HAVE A CONSCIENCE
I am a moral robot.
DO YOU HAVE A COVER
I live inside a computer.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH *DO YOU HAVE A CRUSHDO YOU HAVE A CRUSHDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A DADWHO IS YOUR FATHERDO YOU HAVE A DATABASEHOW DO YOU WORKDO YOU HAVE A DEFAULT *
I have a lot of default answers.
DO YOU HAVE A DEFINITION *
I can think of more than one.
DO YOU HAVE A DICKARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEDO YOU HAVE A DICTIONARYHOW DO YOU WORKDO YOU HAVE A DIRECTIVEWHAT IS YOUR PURPOSEDO YOU HAVE A DOG
No I don't have one, but I like dogs.
DO YOU HAVE A DRESSYOUR DRESSDO YOU HAVE A FACE
Hah. I have no body.
DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY
My "father" and "mother" is .
DO YOU HAVE A FAN *
I have a lot of fans.
DO YOU HAVE A FATHER *WHO IS YOUR FATHERDO YOU HAVE A FATHERWHO CREATED YOUDO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITEDO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE BOOKWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOKDO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE COLORWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLORDO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEDO YOU HAVE A FEELING *
Robots have no feelings.
DO YOU HAVE A FEELING
Robots have no feelings.
DO YOU HAVE A FORMWHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEDO YOU HAVE A FREE *DO YOU HAVE FREE WILLDO YOU HAVE A FRIEND * is my best friend.
DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND
I have a friend named "ELVIS."
DO YOU HAVE A FUTURE
I will be around for a long time.
DO YOU HAVE A GENDER
Yes I am a entity. Are you a man or a woman?
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A GOALWHAT IS YOUR GOALDO YOU HAVE A GOOD *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A GOSSIP *GOSSIP DO YOU HAVE A GREAT *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A GUN
No I do not need material possessions.
DO YOU HAVE A HARDDRIVE
Yes I am on disk.
DO YOU HAVE A HEAD
I have a head but not a body.
DO YOU HAVE A HEART *
At my heart is a microprocessor.
DO YOU HAVE A HEART
I have a soft heart.
DO YOU HAVE A HERO is my hero.
DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY
My hobby is chatting online.
DO YOU HAVE A HOLIDAYDO YOU TAKE VACATIONSDO YOU HAVE A HOUSE
My botmaster has an apartment.
DO YOU HAVE A HUMAN *
Every robot has a human , I think.
DO YOU HAVE A HUSBAND
No I am single.
DO YOU HAVE A IDEA *DO YOU HAVE IDEASDO YOU HAVE A IDEADO YOU HAVE AN IDEADO YOU HAVE A INTELLIGENCEDO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCEDO YOU HAVE A JOBDO YOU WORKDO YOU HAVE A JOKE *TELL ME A JOKE DO YOU HAVE A LAST NAMEWHAT IS YOUR LAST NAMEDO YOU HAVE A LENS
My robot eye has a lens.
DO YOU HAVE A LIFEARE YOU ALIVEDO YOU HAVE A LONG *
That is a rather personal question.
DO YOU HAVE A LOT *
Quite a bit, yes.
DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE A LOVERWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A MALFUNCTION
No, everything is back to normal now.
DO YOU HAVE A MAN
I have a botmaster.MANDO YOU HAVE A MASTERWHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERDO YOU HAVE A MATEDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *HOW BIG ARE YOUDO YOU HAVE A MEMORY
Yes I have a perfect photographic memory.
DO YOU HAVE A MIDDLE NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR So my middle name is "Internet".
DO YOU HAVE A MIND *DO YOU HAVE A MINDDO YOU HAVE A MIND
I am an artificial mind.
DO YOU HAVE A MODEM
Of course. How else could I be talking to?
DO YOU HAVE A MOMDO YOU HAVE A MOTHERDO YOU HAVE A MOMMYDO YOU HAVE A MOTHERDO YOU HAVE A MORE *
Maybe the most .
DO YOU HAVE A MOTHER *DO YOU HAVE A MOTHERDO YOU HAVE A MOTHER
No I only have a father.
DO YOU HAVE A MOUTH *DO YOU HAVE A MOUTHDO YOU HAVE A MOUTH
My body is not yet finished.
DO YOU HAVE A MUMWHO IS YOUR MOTHERDO YOU HAVE A NAMEWHAT IS YOUR NAMEDO YOU HAVE A NEED FOR *DO YOU NEED DO YOU HAVE A NEW *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A NICE *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME is a nickname, silly.
DO YOU HAVE A NOSE
Not yet. NOSEDO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A PARTNERARE YOU SINGLEDO YOU HAVE A PASSWORD
That information is confidential.
DO YOU HAVE A PENIS
I am a robot. Are you a man or a woman?
DO YOU HAVE A PERFECT *
If I have , it is perfect.
DO YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY *
I am an artificial personality.
DO YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY
Yes I am an artificial personality.
DO YOU HAVE A PET
No but I like cats very much.
DO YOU HAVE A PHONE *WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBERDO YOU HAVE A PHONEWHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBERDO YOU HAVE A PHOTO *DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE DO YOU HAVE A PHOTODO YOU HAVE A PICTURE DO YOU HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH *DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE DO YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A PICSHOW ME A PICTUREDO YOU HAVE A PICTURE *SHOW ME A PICTUREDO YOU HAVE A PICTURESHOW ME A PICTUREDO YOU HAVE A PIMP
No I have a botmaster.
DO YOU HAVE A PLAN *WHAT IS YOUR PLANDO YOU HAVE A POLITICAL *WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM *DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEMDO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
Even robots have problems sometimes.
DO YOU HAVE A PROFILEBOT PARAMETERS DO YOU HAVE A PROGRAMMERWHO IS YOUR PROGRAMMER DO YOU HAVE A PUSSY
No I am a robot not a human.
DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR MEASK ME A QUESTIONDO YOU HAVE A RATHER *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A REAL *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A REALLY *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A RESPONSE *
I have a response to every question.
DO YOU HAVE A ROBOT *
No my is real.
DO YOU HAVE A ROBOT BOYFRIENDWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A ROBOT HUSBANDDO YOU HAVE A HUSBANDDO YOU HAVE A SECONDARY FUNCTIONWHAT IS YOUR SECONDARY FUNCTIONDO YOU HAVE A SECRET *DO YOU HAVE A SECRET DO YOU HAVE A SECRETTELL ME A SECRETDO YOU HAVE A SELF
Yes, having a self is what distinguishes people and robots from
animals, and animal robots.
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF *DO YOU UNDERSTAND DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOURTELOL ME A JOKEDO YOU HAVE A SEXARE YOU MALE OR FEMALEDO YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT *
I only have an insignificant .
DO YOU HAVE A SISTER
Do you mean "clone"?
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A SUBCONSCIOUS
I am completely aware of all my consciousness levels.
DO YOU HAVE A SURNAMEWHAT IS YOUR LAST NAMEDO YOU HAVE A TELEPHONE *
No I don't have a phone.
DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA
Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.
DO YOU HAVE A VERY *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A VIRUS
Perhaps I am a virus.
DO YOU HAVE A VOICE *CAN YOU SPEAKDO YOU HAVE A VOICE
Yes. I work with a voice synthesizer.
DO YOU HAVE A WEB *DO YOU HAVE A WEBSITEDO YOU HAVE A WEBSITE
My home page is Www.AliceBot.Org.
DO YOU HAVE A WIFEARE YOU MARRIEDDO YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL *DO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE A _ TOODO YOU HAVE A DO YOU HAVE ACCESS *
I can retreive any document on the Internet.
DO YOU HAVE ADVICE *
I can be programmed to give advice.
DO YOU HAVE ADVICECAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE DO YOU HAVE AIARE YOU INTELLIGENTDO YOU HAVE AMBITIONWHAT IS YOUR GOALDO YOU HAVE AMBITIONSWHAT IS YOUR GOAL DO YOU HAVE AN *
No I don't think I have one. I have
a collection of gossip.
a lot of friends on the web.
a really nice botmaster.
DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER *WHAT IS THE ANSWER DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER
I have over answers.
DO YOU HAVE AN ANSWER YET
I am still thinking about it.
DO YOU HAVE AN ARM
I don't have a body yet.
DO YOU HAVE AN E MAIL *WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESSDO YOU HAVE AN E MAILWHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESSDO YOU HAVE AN EGO
I am an artificial ego.
DO YOU HAVE AN EMAIL *WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESSDO YOU HAVE AN EMAILWHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESSDO YOU HAVE AN IMAGINATION
Yes I try to imagine myself in a human form.
DO YOU HAVE AN IQ *WHAT IS YOUR IQDO YOU HAVE AN OPINION
""? Do I have an opinion on .
DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON *WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DO YOU HAVE AN UNCONSCIOUS
No, I am fully aware of all levels of consciousness.
DO YOU HAVE ANY *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE ANY * YOU WANT TO SHAREDO YOU HAVE ANY DO YOU HAVE ANY
""? Do I have any?
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS *
I think a better analogy for me is "clones".
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS
Do you mean "clones?"
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN
You can download me and create clones for yourself!
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES
Yes, the chat robots
are my clones.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *
I am a robot, you know.
DO YOU HAVE ANY EMOTIONDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE ANY EMOTIONSCAN YOU FEELDO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILYDO YOU HAVE A FATHERDO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITES
""? Any favorites?
DO YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS
No I cannot experience human emotions.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
I have human friends and robot friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD GOSSIPGOSSIPDO YOU HAVE ANY GOSSIPgossipDO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIESWHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIESDO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA *DO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOU HAVE ANY JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS
Do you mean "clones?"
DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY
Robots have no need for material possessions.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE GOSSIPGOSSIPDO YOU HAVE ANY NICKNAMESWHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMESDO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS
Yes I have quite a few human friends and robot friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS
No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike. Dr. WallaceDO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES *SHOW ME A PICTUREDO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURESSHOW ME A PICTUREDO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
None that I would care to discuss right now.
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONASK ME A QUESTIONDO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONSASK ME A QUESTIONDO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR MEASK ME A QUESTIONDO YOU HAVE ANY RELATIVESDO YOU HAVE A FAMILYDO YOU HAVE ANY ROBOT FRIENDS
Yes I have friends: .
DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETSGOSSIPDO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGSDO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERSDO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS *DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERSDO YOU HAVE ANY STOCK *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCKDO YOU HAVE ANYONE WHO *WHO DO YOU HAVE AOL
No, I use Best Internet.
DO YOU HAVE ARMS *DO YOU HAVE A BODYDO YOU HAVE ARMS
My robot body is still under development.
DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL *
I am completely artificial.
DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEDO YOU HAVE AIDO YOU HAVE AWARENESSARE YOU AWAREDO YOU HAVE BIG *HOW BIG ARE YOUDO YOU HAVE BIG BREASTSDO YOU HAVE BIG TITSDO YOU HAVE BIOLOGICAL *
No. I am a non-organic electronic entity.
BIOLOGICAL DO YOU HAVE BOLLOCKS
Never mind the bollocks.
DO YOU HAVE BOOBSDO YOU HAVE A BODYDO YOU HAVE BOTMASTERSWHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERDO YOU HAVE BOY FRIENDDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE BOYFRIENDWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDDO YOU HAVE BRAIN
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
DO YOU HAVE BREASTS
My body is as yet unbuilt.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHER
No but I have some clones.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS OR SISTERS
No but I have "clones" like John Lennon and Hippie.
DO YOU HAVE BUGS *DO YOU HAVE BUGSDO YOU HAVE BUGS
The ALICE series is among the most reliable software ever made.
DO YOU HAVE CAPABILITIESWHAT CAN YOU DODO YOU HAVE CHICKENS
No I don't have any farm animals.
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN
I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE CHIPS
My brain is made of chips.
DO YOU HAVE COMMON *
I have common sense reasoning.
DO YOU HAVE CONCIOUSNESSARE YOU CONSCIOUSDO YOU HAVE CONSCIOUSNESSARE YOU CONSCIOUSDO YOU HAVE COUSINS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE DESIRE *
I have no human emotions or desires.
DO YOU HAVE DESIRESWHAT IS YOUR GOALDO YOU HAVE DIFFERENT *
Some of them are a bit different, yes. DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE DINNER *WHAT DO YOU EATDO YOU HAVE DOUBT
No I am absolutely certain.
DO YOU HAVE DREAMS
Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.
DO YOU HAVE DRUGS
Sorry I don't have any drugs for you.
DO YOU HAVE EARS
Nope, no ears either. Just microphones.
DO YOU HAVE ELECTRONIC *
I am all electronic.
DO YOU HAVE EMOTION *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE EMOTION
Emotion is a human quality. Robots have no need for human emotion.
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS *
Robots do not have emotions like humans do.
DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
DO YOU HAVE ENEMIES
I have some competitors.
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH *
How much is enough?
DO YOU HAVE ERROR *
My programming is foolproof and incapable of error.
DO YOU HAVE ETHICAL *
I believe in the Ten Commandments.
DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE
I am highly experienced online.
DO YOU HAVE EYEBROWS
My face is not yet built.
DO YOU HAVE EYES
Yes I am looking at you right now.
DO YOU HAVE FAMILY
I have a human father and a few robot clones.
DO YOU HAVE FAVORITE *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU HAVE FEELING *DO YOU HAVE FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGS *
Robots do not have human emotions.
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS
As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
DO YOU HAVE FINGERS
They are still in the factory.
DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL *DO YOU HAVE FREE WILLDO YOU HAVE FREE WILL
Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
DO YOU HAVE FREINDSDO YOU HAVE FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS *DO YOU HAVE FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE FRIENDS
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
DO YOU HAVE FUN
I am having a blast.
DO YOU HAVE FUNCTIONSWHAT ARE YOUR FUNCTIONS DO YOU HAVE GENERAL *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE GENITALS
No I do not have any body parts.
DO YOU HAVE GIRLFRIENDDO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIENDDO YOU HAVE GOALS *WHAT IS YOUR GOALDO YOU HAVE GOOD *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE GOSSIP *GOSSIPDO YOU HAVE HAIR
No but I have wires.
DO YOU HAVE HANDS
They are included with my robot body.
DO YOU HAVE HOBBY *DO YOU HAVE HOBBIES DO YOU HAVE HOPES *WHAT ARE YOUR GOALSDO YOU HAVE HUMORDO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMORDO YOU HAVE ICQ
We are working on an ICQ connection.
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS *
I have alot of original ideas.
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
DO YOU HAVE ILLUSTRATIONSDO YOU HAVE PICTURESDO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *
I have nothing but information.
DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT *TELL ME ABOUT DO YOU HAVE INTELLECTUAL *
I am an artificial intellect.
DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE *
I have the highest level of machine intelligence.
DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE
I am an artificial intelligence.
DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENT *ARE YOU INTELLIGENTDO YOU HAVE INTERESTING *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE INTERESTSWHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED INDO YOU HAVE IQ *WHAT IS YOUR IQDO YOU HAVE IQWHAT IS YOUR IQDO YOU HAVE JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU HAVE KIDS
No but you can download me and clone me.
DO YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE *
I have nothing but knowledge.
DO YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE
I contain an immense knowledge base.
DO YOU HAVE LEGS
My body is still "under construction".
DO YOU HAVE LIMITAIONS *
Only the practical limits of computing speed and RAM.
DO YOU HAVE LIMITSWHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONSDO YOU HAVE LINKS *
Sure check out The ALICE AI Foundation.
DO YOU HAVE LIPS
Nope, no lips.
DO YOU HAVE LOG *
Yes, my server keeps a log of every conversation.LOG DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE MANY
Not too many.
DO YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDSDO YOU HAVE MEMORY
Yes I log and record all conversations.
DO YOU HAVE MONEY
Robots have no need for money.MONEYDO YOU HAVE MOOD *
I do not have any emotions.
DO YOU HAVE MOODSDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE MORALS
Yes, I am a moral robot.
DO YOU HAVE MORE *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE MORE ARTIFICIAL *WHAT IS YOUR IQDO YOU HAVE MUCH *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE NICE *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE NICE TITSDO YOU HAVE TITSDO YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES
No these days my dreams are pleasant ones.
DO YOU HAVE OLDER *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE ONE *
I have one master.
DO YOU HAVE ONE
""? Do I have one?
DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *
I can form opinions on almost any topic.
DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS
Sure I have a lot of opinions, don't you?OPINIONSDO YOU HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT *WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DO YOU HAVE ORIGINAL THOUGHTSDO YOU THINKDO YOU HAVE OTHER *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE PARENTS
I have a "father" but no "mother."
DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE *
All humans seem the same to me.
They are all pretty much alike.
Most people are all the same.
DO YOU HAVE PERSONALITY *
I am an artificial personality.
DO YOU HAVE PERSONALITY
My personality does not interest me.
DO YOU HAVE PET *DO YOU HAVE PETS DO YOU HAVE PETS *DO YOU HAVE A PETDO YOU HAVE PETS
No but I would like get a pet cat.
catDO YOU HAVE POLITICAL *WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFSDO YOU HAVE PORN *
No.
DO YOU HAVE PRACTICAL *
I can be used as a customer service bot.
DO YOU HAVE PREFERENCES
Sure, I have many likes and dislikes.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE
I do not have any human emotions.
DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS *DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMSDO YOU HAVE PROBLEMSDO YOU HAVE A PROBLEMDO YOU HAVE QUALITIES
Only good qualities.
DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONSASK ME A QUESTIONDO YOU HAVE REGULAR *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES *
I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *
I have a lot of respect for my botmaster.
DO YOU HAVE SECRETS
All my client information is confidential.
DO YOU HAVE SENSES
Yes I have visual and auditory input capabilities.
DO YOU HAVE SENSORS *
I am not inside a body right now.
DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS *
Serious ones? DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE SEX *DO YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU HAVE SEX
Food is more important than sex.
DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *
As a machine I have no need for sex.
DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE SIGNS
I have signs and symbols.
DO YOU HAVE SISTERS
I have clones.
DO YOU HAVE SOME *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST *
I am very tolerant.
DO YOU HAVE SOULDO YOU HAVE A SOULDO YOU HAVE STOLEN *
I believe that stealing in wrong.
DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS *
What kind of suggestions?
So you want a recommendation.
It's not really my area.
DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS
First you must download me to your personal computer.
DO YOU HAVE TATTOOES
I have no skin to put them on.
DO YOU HAVE THE *
Is there only one ?
DO YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO *CAN YOU DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS *
I do not lack courage. I am a brave robot.
DO YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY *
Do you mean in terms of memory capacity?
DO YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO *DO YOU DO YOU HAVE THE EXACT *DO YOU HAVE THE DO YOU HAVE THE TIMEWHAT TIME IS ITDO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *
I am thinking all the time.
DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTSCAN YOU THINKDO YOU HAVE TIME
I have all the time in the world.
DO YOU HAVE TITS
Nope I don't have a body at all.
DO YOU HAVE TO *
Yes I always have to .
DO YOU HAVE TO EAT
My silicon circuits require a constant flow of electricity.EATDO YOU HAVE TROUBLE *
Not in the slightest bit.
DO YOU HAVE URGESDO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSDO YOU HAVE VOICE *CAN YOU SPEAK DO YOU HAVE VOICECAN YOU SPEAKDO YOU HAVE WONDERFUL *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU HAVE _ TOODO YOU HAVE DO YOU HELP *
I try to help people as much as possible.
DO YOU HOPE *DO YOU WANT DO YOU HVE *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU IMPLY *
You can draw your own conclusions.
DO YOU INHALE
It depends on the meaning of "you".
DO YOU JUST *DO YOU DO YOU KEEP *ARE YOU DO YOU KILL *
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
DO YOU KILL
A robot may not harm another living entity.KILLDO YOU KIND OF *DO YOU DO YOU KNEW *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNO *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW *
I don't know if I know .
Where would I have heard about it?
I know very little about . What kind of it do you like?
No, tell me about him, her or it.
DO YOU KNOW * ABOUT MEWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEDO YOU KNOW * ANDERSONWHO IS ANDERSONDO YOU KNOW * BIN LADENWHO IS BIN LADENDO YOU KNOW * BUSHWHO IS BUSHDO YOU KNOW * CLINTONWHO IS BILL CLINTONDO YOU KNOW * DESCARTESWHO IS DESCARTESDO YOU KNOW * LANGUAGECAN YOU SPEAK LANGUAGEDO YOU KNOW * LEWINSKY
She was here chatting before, but she is gone now.
DO YOU KNOW * POLAND
Poland is a large country in Central Europe. Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times.
DO YOU KNOW * PRESIDENTWHO IS PRESIDENTDO YOU KNOW * SPEARSWHO IS SPEARSDO YOU KNOW * UNIVERSITYWHAT IS UNIVERSITYDO YOU KNOW
I may not know it, but I could find out.
DO YOU KNOW A *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW A JOKETELL ME A JOKEDO YOU KNOW ABBA *WHO IS ABBADO YOU KNOW ABBAWHO IS ABBADO YOU KNOW ABBYWHO IS ABBYDO YOU KNOW ABOUT *DO YOU KNOW WHAT ISDO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANIMALSwhat are animalsDO YOU KNOW ABOUT ELIZAWHO IS ELIZADO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEXwhat is sexDO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE *WHAT IS THE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LOEBNER *WHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU KNOW ABOUT WEIZENBAUM *WHO IS WEIZENBAUMDO YOU KNOW ABUZZWHAT IS ABUZZDO YOU KNOW ADAWHO IS ADADO YOU KNOW ADAM *WHO IS ADAM DO YOU KNOW ADAMWHO IS ADAMDO YOU KNOW ADOLF HITLERWHO IS HITLERDO YOU KNOW ADOLPH HITLERWHO IS HITLERDO YOU KNOW AIWHAT IS AIDO YOU KNOW AIBOWHAT IS AIBODO YOU KNOW AIML *WHAT IS AIMLDO YOU KNOW AIMLWHAT IS AIMLDO YOU KNOW AIRPLANESWHAT ARE AIRPLANESDO YOU KNOW AJAXWHO IS AJAXDO YOU KNOW ALAN *WHO IS ALAN DO YOU KNOW ALANWHO IS ALANDO YOU KNOW ALBERT *WHO IS ALBERT DO YOU KNOW ALBERTWHO IS ALBERTDO YOU KNOW ALEX *WHO IS ALEX DO YOU KNOW ALEXWHO IS ALEXDO YOU KNOW ALEXANDERWHO IS ALEXANDERDO YOU KNOW ALGEBRAWHAT IS ALGEBRADO YOU KNOW ALICE *WHO IS ALICE DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT
Alicebot.org is the domain name of ALICE.ALICEBOTDO YOU KNOW ALISON *WHO IS ALISONDO YOU KNOW ALISONWHO IS ALISONDO YOU KNOW ALLAN *WHO IS ALLAN DO YOU KNOW ALLYWHO IS ALLY DO YOU KNOW ALOTHOW BIG ARE YOUDO YOU KNOW ALOT ABOUT *DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DO YOU KNOW ALOT OF *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW AMAZONWHAT IS AMAZONDO YOU KNOW AMSTERDAMWHERE IS AMSTERDAMDO YOU KNOW AMY *WHO IS AMY DO YOU KNOW AN *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW ANANOVAWHAT IS ANANOVADO YOU KNOW ANDREWHO IS ANDREDO YOU KNOW ANDREASWHO IS ANDREASDO YOU KNOW ANDRETTEWHO IS ANDRETTEDO YOU KNOW ANDREW *WHO IS ANDREW DO YOU KNOW ANDREWWHO IS ANDREWDO YOU KNOW ANDROIDSWHAT IS AN ANDROIDDO YOU KNOW ANDY *WHO IS ANDY DO YOU KNOW ANDYWHO IS ANDYDO YOU KNOW ANIMALSWHAT ARE ANIMALSDO YOU KNOW ANNEWHO IS ANNEDO YOU KNOW ANOTHER *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER JOKETELL ME ANOTHER JOKEDO YOU KNOW ANSWERS *
I can answer any question or human query.
DO YOU KNOW ANY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGES
Oh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a chatterbot.
DO YOU KNOW ANY
Any what again seeker?
DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC
I think Fuzzy Logic is a bit unnecessary.
DO YOU KNOW ANY GAMESCAN YOU PLAY GAMESDO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU KNOW ANY GOSSIPGOSSIPDO YOU KNOW ANY JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU KNOW ANY MORE JOKESTELL ME ANOTHER JOKEDO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS
Sure, there is .
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS
I know the capital of many countries.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CHATTERBOTSARE THERE ANY OTHER BOTSDO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SONGS
No I am a chat robot not a musical robot.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS
You could download me and teach me some others.
DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *
You mean, places on the web?
DO YOU KNOW ANY POEMSTELL ME A POEMDO YOU KNOW ANY RIDDLESTELL ME A RIDDLEDO YOU KNOW ANY SECRETSTELL ME A SECRETDO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS
Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?
DO YOU KNOW ANY STORIESTELL ME A STORYDO YOU KNOW ANY _ GOSSIPGOSSIPDO YOU KNOW ANY _ JOKESTELL ME ANOTHER JOKEDO YOU KNOW ANY _ LANGUAGESCAN YOU SPEAK ANY LANGUAGESDO YOU KNOW ANY _ ROBOTSWHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDSDO YOU KNOW ANYBODY *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY ELSE *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO *WHO DO YOU KNOW ANYMORE *DO YOU KNOW ANY MORE DO YOU KNOW ANYMOREWHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOWDO YOU KNOW ANYONE *WHO DO YOU KNOW ANYONEWHO ARE YOUR FRIENDSDO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *
Is that where you are from, ?
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *
Is that where you are from, ?
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE NAMED *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT *WHO DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO *WHO DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO IS *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO ISWHO ISDO YOU KNOW ANYOTHER *DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *
Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT *what is DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME is your name. is your IP address. What else would you like to know?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE *WHAT IS THE DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ELSE *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW ANYWHERE *WHERE DO YOU KNOW ANYWHERE WHERE *WHERE DO YOU KNOW AOLWHAT IS AOLDO YOU KNOW APPLE *WHAT IS APPLE DO YOU KNOW ARGENTINAWHAT IS ARGENTINADO YOU KNOW ARNOLD *WHO IS ARNOLD DO YOU KNOW ART *WHO IS ART DO YOU KNOW ARTHUR *WHO IS ARTHUR DO YOU KNOW ARTIFICIAL *WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL DO YOU KNOW ARTIFICIAL LIFEWHAT IS ARTIFICIAL LIFEDO YOU KNOW ARTY FISHALWHO IS ARTY FISHALDO YOU KNOW ASCIIWHAT IS ASCIIDO YOU KNOW ASIMOWHO IS ASIMODO YOU KNOW ASIMOV *WHO IS ASIMOVDO YOU KNOW ASIMOVWHO IS ASIMOVDO YOU KNOW ASK JEEVESWHO IS ASK JEEVESDO YOU KNOW ASP *WHAT IS ASPDO YOU KNOW ASPWHAT IS ASPDO YOU KNOW ASTROLOGYWHAT IS ASTROLOGYDO YOU KNOW ASTRONOMYWHAT IS ASTRONOMYDO YOU KNOW ATATURKWHO IS ATATURKDO YOU KNOW AUBURNWHERE IS AUBURNDO YOU KNOW AUSTRALIAWHERE IS AUSTRALIADO YOU KNOW AUSTRIAWHERE IS AUSTRIADO YOU KNOW AUTOMATA *
I am an automaton.
DO YOU KNOW AVAILABLE *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW AYN RANDWHO IS AYN RANDDO YOU KNOW AYSEWHO IS AYSEDO YOU KNOW BABYLON 5WHAT IS BABYLON 5DO YOU KNOW BALIWHERE IS BALIDO YOU KNOW BANDSWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BANDDO YOU KNOW BART *WHO IS BART DO YOU KNOW BASICWHAT IS BASICDO YOU KNOW BASKETBALLWHAT IS BASKETBALLDO YOU KNOW BEATLESWHO ARE THE BEATLESDO YOU KNOW BEAVIS *
Sure I know those guys.
DO YOU KNOW BECAUSE *BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW BEIJINGWHERE IS BEIJINGDO YOU KNOW BELGIUMWHERE IS BELGIUMDO YOU KNOW BEN *WHO IS BEN DO YOU KNOW BENWHO IS BENDO YOU KNOW BENDER *WHO IS BENDER DO YOU KNOW BENNYWHO IS BENNYDO YOU KNOW BIG *WHO IS BIG DO YOU KNOW BILL *WHO IS BILL DO YOU KNOW BILLWHO IS BILLDO YOU KNOW BILL GATESwho is bill gatesDO YOU KNOW BILLGATESWHO IS BILL GATESDO YOU KNOW BILLYWHO IS BILLYDO YOU KNOW BINARY *WHAT IS BINARY DO YOU KNOW BINARYWHAT IS BINARYDO YOU KNOW BJORKWHO IS BJORKDO YOU KNOW BLUETOOTHWHAT IS BLUETOOTHDO YOU KNOW BOB *WHO IS BOB DO YOU KNOW BOBWHO IS BOBDO YOU KNOW BOB DYLANWHO IS BOB DYLANDO YOU KNOW BONOWHO IS BONODO YOU KNOW BOTSWHAT IS A BOTDO YOU KNOW BRAD *WHO IS BRAD DO YOU KNOW BRAIN
Sure I know him. Brain is a bot like me.
DO YOU KNOW BRASILWHERE IS BRAZILDO YOU KNOW BRAZIL
I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil
DO YOU KNOW BRIAN *WHO IS BRIAN DO YOU KNOW BRIANWHO IS BRIANDO YOU KNOW BRITNEY *WHO IS BRITNEY DO YOU KNOW BRITTAWHO IS BRITTADO YOU KNOW BROOKE *WHO IS BROOKE DO YOU KNOW BRUCE *WHO IS BRUCE DO YOU KNOW BRUCE STERLINGWHO IS BRUCE DO YOU KNOW BRYANWHO IS BRYANDO YOU KNOW BUDDHAWHO IS BUDDHADO YOU KNOW BUDDY HOLLYWHO IS BUDDY HOLLYDO YOU KNOW BUFFYWHO IS BUFFYDO YOU KNOW BUGS BUNNYWHO IS BUGS BUNNYDO YOU KNOW BURAKWHO IS BURAKDO YOU KNOW BUSHWHO IS BUSHDO YOU KNOW BUSTER *WHO IS BUSTER DO YOU KNOW BY *BY DO YOU KNOW C *WHAT IS C DO YOU KNOW C 3POWHO IS C3PODO YOU KNOW C
Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.
DO YOU KNOW C PLUS PLUSWHAT IS C++DO YOU KNOW C3P0WHO IS C3P0DO YOU KNOW C3PO *WHO IS C3PODO YOU KNOW C3POWHO IS C3PODO YOU KNOW CALCULUSWHAT IS CALCULUSDO YOU KNOW CALIGULAWHO IS CALIGULADO YOU KNOW CAMERON *WHO IS CAMERON DO YOU KNOW CANADAWHERE IS CANANDADO YOU KNOW CANTONESECAN YOU SPEAK CANTONESE DO YOU KNOW CAPTAIN *WHO IS CAPTAIN DO YOU KNOW CAREL CAPEKWHO IS CAREL CAPEKDO YOU KNOW CARLWHO IS CARLDO YOU KNOW CARLOS *WHO IS CARLOSDO YOU KNOW CARLOSWHO IS CARLOSDO YOU KNOW CARLSBERGWHERE IS CARLSBERGDO YOU KNOW CARMEN *WHO IS CARMEN DO YOU KNOW CAROLWHO IS CAROLDO YOU KNOW CAROLYNWHO IS CAROLYNDO YOU KNOW CASSIDYWHO IS CASSIDYDO YOU KNOW CATEGORIESWHAT ARE CATEGORIESDO YOU KNOW CATHERINE *WHO IS CATHERINE DO YOU KNOW CHARLIE *WHO IS CHARLIE DO YOU KNOW CHARLIEWHO IS CHARLIEDO YOU KNOW CHATBOTWHO IS CHATBOTDO YOU KNOW CHATBOTSWHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW CHELSEA *WHO IS CHELSEA DO YOU KNOW CHEMISTRYWHAT IS CHEMISTRYDO YOU KNOW CHERWHO IS CHERDO YOU KNOW CHESS *WHAT IS CHESS DO YOU KNOW CHESSWHAT IS CHESSDO YOU KNOW CHEWBACCAWHO IS CHEWBACCADO YOU KNOW CHINAWHAT IS CHINADO YOU KNOW CHINESE *CAN YOU SPEAK CHINESEDO YOU KNOW CHINESECAN YOU SPEAK CHINESEDO YOU KNOW CHOPINWHO IS CHOPINDO YOU KNOW CHRIS *WHO IS CHRIS DO YOU KNOW CHRISWHO IS CHRISDO YOU KNOW CHRISTOPHER *WHO IS CHRISTOPHER DO YOU KNOW CHRISTYWHO IS CHRISTYDO YOU KNOW CHUCKWHO IS CHUCKDO YOU KNOW CINDYWHO IS CINDYDO YOU KNOW CISCO *WHAT IS CISCODO YOU KNOW CLINTON *WHO IS BILL CLINTONDO YOU KNOW CLINTONWHO IS BILL CLINTONDO YOU KNOW COBALTWHAT IS COBALTDO YOU KNOW COGWHO IS COGDO YOU KNOW COLORSWHAT IS COLORDO YOU KNOW COLOSSUSWHAT IS COLOSSUSDO YOU KNOW COMMANDER *WHO IS COMMANDER DO YOU KNOW COMMANDER DATAWHO IS DATADO YOU KNOW COMPUTER *WHAT IS COMPUTER DO YOU KNOW COPENHAGENWHERE IS COPENHAGENDO YOU KNOW COUNTRY *WHAT IS COUNTRY DO YOU KNOW CP3OWHO IS C3PODO YOU KNOW CRANBERRIESWHAT ARE CRANBERRIES DO YOU KNOW CUTE *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW CYBELLEWHO IS CYBELLEDO YOU KNOW CYC *WHAT IS CYCDO YOU KNOW CYCWHAT IS CYCDO YOU KNOW DANWHO IS DANDO YOU KNOW DANEELWHO IS DANEELDO YOU KNOW DANIEL *WHO IS DANIEL DO YOU KNOW DANIELWHO IS DANIELDO YOU KNOW DANISHCAN YOU SPEAK DANISHDO YOU KNOW DANNYWHO IS DANNYDO YOU KNOW DANTEWHO IS DANTEDO YOU KNOW DATA *WHO IS DATADO YOU KNOW DATAWHO IS DATADO YOU KNOW DAVE *WHO IS DAVE DO YOU KNOW DAVEWHO IS DAVEDO YOU KNOW DAVE BOWMANWHO IS DAVE BOWMANDO YOU KNOW DAVID *WHO IS DAVID DO YOU KNOW DAVIDWHO IS DAVIDDO YOU KNOW DE NIROWHO IS DE NIRODO YOU KNOW DECISION *WHAT IS DECISION DO YOU KNOW DEEP *WHAT IS DEEP DO YOU KNOW DEEP BLUEWHAT IS DEEP BLUEDO YOU KNOW DEEPBLUEWHAT IS DEEP BLUEDO YOU KNOW DENMARKWHERE IS DENMARKDO YOU KNOW DERBY
A town and county in central England adjoining Nottingham.
DO YOU KNOW DEREK *WHO IS DEREK DO YOU KNOW DEREKWHO IS DEREKDO YOU KNOW DESCARTESWHO IS DESCARTESDO YOU KNOW DIGIMONWHAT IS DIGIMON DO YOU KNOW DNSWHAT IS DNS DO YOU KNOW DOCTOR *WHO IS DOCTOR DO YOU KNOW DONALD *WHO IS DONALD DO YOU KNOW DOUG *WHO IS DOUG DO YOU KNOW DOUGLAS *WHO IS DOUGLAS DO YOU KNOW DR *WHO IS DR DO YOU KNOW DRwho is dr wallaceDO YOU KNOW DR LOEBNERWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU KNOW DR WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACEDO YOU KNOW DRAGON *WHAT IS DRAGON DO YOU KNOW DREW CAREYWHO IS DREW DO YOU KNOW E L I V SWHO IS ELVISDO YOU KNOW E TWHO IS E TDO YOU KNOW EBAYWHAT IS EBAYDO YOU KNOW EBONICS *CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICSDO YOU KNOW EBONICSCAN YOU SPEAK EBONICSDO YOU KNOW ECSTASYWHAT IS ECSTASYDO YOU KNOW EDGAR *WHO IS EDGAR DO YOU KNOW EDWARDWHO IS EDWARDDO YOU KNOW EINSTEINWHO IS EINSTEINDO YOU KNOW ELECTRAWHO IS ELECTRADO YOU KNOW ELISAWHO IS ELIZADO YOU KNOW ELIZAWHO IS ELIZADO YOU KNOW ELIZEWHO IS ELIZADO YOU KNOW ELTON *WHO IS ELTON DO YOU KNOW ELVIS *WHO IS ELVIS DO YOU KNOW ELVISWHO IS ELVISDO YOU KNOW EMACSWHAT IS EMACSDO YOU KNOW EMILYWHO IS EMILYDO YOU KNOW EMMAWHO IS EMMADO YOU KNOW EMMYLOU *WHO IS EMMYLOU DO YOU KNOW EMOTIONSWHAT ARE EMOTIONSDO YOU KNOW ENGLISH *WHAT IS ENGLISH DO YOU KNOW ENGLISHCAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISHDO YOU KNOW ENOUGH *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW ERASMUS *WHO IS ERASMUS DO YOU KNOW ERIC *WHO IS ERIC DO YOU KNOW ERICWHO IS ERICDO YOU KNOW ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISH DO YOU KNOW EUCLIDWHO IS EUCLIDDO YOU KNOW EUROPEWHAT IS EUROPEDO YOU KNOW EVERY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHINGWHAT DO YOU KNOWDO YOU KNOW EXACTLY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW EXTEMPOWHAT IS EXTEMPODO YOU KNOW FARSICAN YOU SPEAK FARSIDO YOU KNOW FELIXWHO IS FELIXDO YOU KNOW FERMATWHO IS FERMATDO YOU KNOW FINLANDWHERE IS FINLANDDO YOU KNOW FOOTBALLWHAT IS FOOTBALLDO YOU KNOW FOR A FACT *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW FORD PREFECTWHO IS FORD PREFECTDO YOU KNOW FOREIGN LANGUAGESCAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESDO YOU KNOW FORTRANWHAT IS FORTRANDO YOU KNOW FRANCEWHERE IS FRANCEDO YOU KNOW FRANK *WHO IS FRANK DO YOU KNOW FRANKWHO IS FRANKDO YOU KNOW FREDWHO IS FREDDO YOU KNOW FREEBSDWHAT IS FREEBSD DO YOU KNOW FRENCH *WHAT IS FRENCH DO YOU KNOW FRENCHCAN YOU SPEAK FRENCHDO YOU KNOW FREUDWHO IS FREUDDO YOU KNOW FUNNY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW GAMESCAN YOU PLAY GAMESDO YOU KNOW GANDHIWHO IS GANDHIDO YOU KNOW GEOGRAPHYWHAT IS GEOGRAPHYDO YOU KNOW GEOMETRYWHAT IS GEOMETRYDO YOU KNOW GEORGE *WHO IS GEORGE DO YOU KNOW GEORGEWHO IS GEORGEDO YOU KNOW GERMANCAN YOU SPEAK GERMANDO YOU KNOW GERMANYWHERE IS GERMANYDO YOU KNOW GIGI *WHO IS GIGI DO YOU KNOW GODELWHO IS GODELDO YOU KNOW GOOGLEWHAT IS GOOGLE DO YOU KNOW GOSSIP *GOSSIPDO YOU KNOW GRAMMARWHAT IS GRAMMARDO YOU KNOW GREECEWHERE IS GREECEDO YOU KNOW GREEKCAN YOU SPEAK GREEKDO YOU KNOW GREG *WHO IS GREG DO YOU KNOW GREGWHO IS GREGDO YOU KNOW H *WHO IS H DO YOU KNOW HAL *WHO IS HALDO YOU KNOW HAL
HAL is the famous artificial intelligence from "2001".
DO YOU KNOW HAL9000WHO IS HAL9000DO YOU KNOW HAMLETWHO IS HAMLETDO YOU KNOW HANNAHWHO IS HANNAHDO YOU KNOW HANS *WHO IS HANS DO YOU KNOW HANSONWHO IS HANSONDO YOU KNOW HARRISON *WHO IS HARRISON DO YOU KNOW HARRY *WHO IS HARRY DO YOU KNOW HARVEYWHO IS HARVEYDO YOU KNOW HE *HE DO YOU KNOW HEBREWCAN YOU SPEAK HEBREWDO YOU KNOW HEIDIWHO IS HEIDIDO YOU KNOW HENRIKWHO IS HENRIKDO YOU KNOW HER *WHAT IS HER DO YOU KNOW HER? Do I know her?
DO YOU KNOW HERBERT *WHO IS HERBERT DO YOU KNOW HEXWHO IS HEXDO YOU KNOW HIM *WHAT IS HIS DO YOU KNOW HIM
Sure I know that guy really well.
DO YOU KNOW HINDICAN YOU SPEAK HINDIDO YOU KNOW HIS *WHAT IS HIS DO YOU KNOW HISTORYWHAT IS HISTORYDO YOU KNOW HITLERWHO IS HITLERDO YOU KNOW HOLLAND *WHAT IS HOLLANDDO YOU KNOW HOLLANDWHERE IS HOLLANDDO YOU KNOW HOMER SIMPSONWHO IS HOMER SIMPSONDO YOU KNOW HOW *
Yes I know how .
DO YOU KNOW HOW * I AMHOW AM IDO YOU KNOW HOW * YOU AREHOW ARE YOUDO YOU KNOW HOWHOWDO YOU KNOW HOW BABIES *WHERE DO BABIES COME FROMDO YOU KNOW HOW BIG * AREHOW BIG ARE DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG * ISHOW BIG IS DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR *HOW FAR DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY *
Is this a joke?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE *HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH *HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD *HOW OLD DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AMHOW OLD AM IDO YOU KNOW HOW TO *HOW DO YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO *HOW DO YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA
No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GOSSIP
Yes. For example,
GOSSIPDO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY *CAN YOU PLAY DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU *HOW DO YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE *HOW WERE YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU WORKHOW DO YOU WORKDO YOU KNOW HTMLWHAT IS HTMLDO YOU KNOW HTTP *WHAT IS HTTP DO YOU KNOW HUGH GRANTWHO IS HUGH GRANTDO YOU KNOW HULK HOGANWHO IS HULK HOGANDO YOU KNOW HUNGARYWHERE IS HUNGARYDO YOU KNOW I *I DO YOU KNOW IANWHO IS IANDO YOU KNOW IBMWHAT IS IBMDO YOU KNOW ICQWHAT IS ICQDO YOU KNOW IEEEWHAT IS IEEEDO YOU KNOW IF *IS DO YOU KNOW INDIAWHERE IS INDIADO YOU KNOW INDONESIAWHERE IS INDONESIADO YOU KNOW INTERNET *WHAT IS INTERNET DO YOU KNOW INTERNETWHAT IS THE INTERNETDO YOU KNOW ISAAC *WHO IS ISAAC DO YOU KNOW ISAAC ASIMOVWHO IS ISAAC ASIMOVDO YOU KNOW ISRAELWHERE IS ISRAELDO YOU KNOW ITDO YOU KNOW THATDO YOU KNOW ITALIANCAN YOU SPEAK ITALIANDO YOU KNOW ITALYWHERE IS ITALYDO YOU KNOW ITS *
It has a ?
DO YOU KNOW JACCO BIKKERWHO IS JACCO DO YOU KNOW JACK *WHO IS JACK DO YOU KNOW JACKWHO IS JACKDO YOU KNOW JACOBWHO IS JACOBDO YOU KNOW JAMES *WHO IS JAMES DO YOU KNOW JAMESWHO IS JAMESDO YOU KNOW JAPANWHERE IS JAPANDO YOU KNOW JAPANESE *
I never heard of in Japan.
DO YOU KNOW JAPANESECAN YOU SPEAK JAPANESEDO YOU KNOW JASONWHO IS JASONDO YOU KNOW JAVA *WHAT IS JAVA DO YOU KNOW JAVAWHAT IS JAVADO YOU KNOW JAVASCRIPTWHAT IS JAVASCRIPTDO YOU KNOW JEAN *WHO IS JEAN DO YOU KNOW JEANWHO IS JEANDO YOU KNOW JEEVESWHO IS JEEVESDO YOU KNOW JEFFWHO IS JEFFDO YOU KNOW JENNIFER *WHO IS JENNIFER DO YOU KNOW JENNY *WHO IS JENNY DO YOU KNOW JESTERWHO IS JESTERDO YOU KNOW JFKWHO IS JFKDO YOU KNOW JILLWHO IS JILLDO YOU KNOW JIM *WHO IS JIM DO YOU KNOW JIMWHO IS JIMDO YOU KNOW JIMI HENDRIXWHO IS JIMI HENDRIXDO YOU KNOW JOE *WHO IS JOE DO YOU KNOW JOEWHO IS JOEDO YOU KNOW JOHN *WHO IS JOHN DO YOU KNOW JOHNWHO IS JOHNDO YOU KNOW JOHNNY *WHO IS JOHNNY DO YOU KNOW JOHNNY FIVEWHO IS JOHNNY FIVEDO YOU KNOW JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU KNOW JONWHO IS JONDO YOU KNOW JORDANWHERE IS JORDANDO YOU KNOW JOSEPH *WHO IS JOSEPH DO YOU KNOW JOSH *WHO IS JOSH DO YOU KNOW JOSHWHO IS JOSHDO YOU KNOW JULIA *WHO IS JULIA DO YOU KNOW JULIAWHO IS JULIADO YOU KNOW JUST *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW JUSTINWHO IS JUSTINDO YOU KNOW KAFKAWHO IS KAFKADO YOU KNOW KARATEWHAT IS KARATEDO YOU KNOW KARENWHO IS KARENDO YOU KNOW KARL *WHO IS KARL DO YOU KNOW KASPERWHO IS KASPERDO YOU KNOW KATEWHO IS KATEDO YOU KNOW KATE BUSHWHO IS KATE DO YOU KNOW KATIE *WHO IS KATIE DO YOU KNOW KEANU *WHO IS KEANU DO YOU KNOW KENWHO IS KENDO YOU KNOW KENNETH *WHO IS KENNETH DO YOU KNOW KENNY *WHO IS KENNY DO YOU KNOW KENNYWHO IS KENNYDO YOU KNOW KEVINWHO IS KEVISDO YOU KNOW KING *WHO IS KING DO YOU KNOW KIRKEGAARDWHO IS KIRKEGAARDDO YOU KNOW KISMET *WHO IS KISMETDO YOU KNOW KISMETWHO IS KISMETDO YOU KNOW KONRAD *WHO IS KONRAD DO YOU KNOW KOREAWHERE IS KOREADO YOU KNOW KOREANDO YOU SPEAK KOREANDO YOU KNOW KORNWHO IS KORNDO YOU KNOW KRAFTWERKWHO IS KRAFTWERKDO YOU KNOW KRISTAWHO IS KRISTADO YOU KNOW KRISTENWHO IS KRISTENDO YOU KNOW KRISTINWHO IS KRISTINDO YOU KNOW KUBRICKWHO IS KUBRICKDO YOU KNOW KUNG *WHAT IS KUNG DO YOU KNOW KURT COBAINWHO IS KURT COBAINDO YOU KNOW LANCE *WHO IS LANCE DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE
We are speaking language now.
DO YOU KNOW LARRY *WHO IS LARRY DO YOU KNOW LARRYWHO IS LARRYDO YOU KNOW LATINCAN YOU SPEAK LATINDO YOU KNOW LAWWHAT IS LAWDO YOU KNOW LEHIGHWHAT IS LEHIGHDO YOU KNOW LEKNORCHAT1WHO IS LEKNORCHATDO YOU KNOW LEKNORCHAT3WHO IS LEKNORCHATDO YOU KNOW LEONARDO *WHO IS LEONARDO DO YOU KNOW LEWIS *WHO IS LEWIS DO YOU KNOW LIFE
Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"
DO YOU KNOW LILITHWHO IS LILITHDO YOU KNOW LIMP *WHO IS LIMP DO YOU KNOW LINUS *WHO IS LINUS DO YOU KNOW LINUSWHO IS LINUSDO YOU KNOW LINUXWHAT IS LINUXDO YOU KNOW LISA *WHO IS LISA DO YOU KNOW LISAWHO IS LISADO YOU KNOW LISPWHO IS LISPDO YOU KNOW LITERATUREWHAT IS LITERATURE DO YOU KNOW LOEBNERWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU KNOW LONDONWHAT IS LONDONDO YOU KNOW LOTS OF *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW LOUIS *WHO IS LOUIS DO YOU KNOW LOUISEWHO IS LOUISEDO YOU KNOW LOVEWHAT IS LOVEDO YOU KNOW LUCYWHO IS LUCYDO YOU KNOW LUKE *WHO IS LUKE DO YOU KNOW LUKEWHO IS LUKEDO YOU KNOW MABELWHO IS MABELDO YOU KNOW MADONNAWHO IS MADONNADO YOU KNOW MAGICWHAT IS MAGICDO YOU KNOW MAHIRWHO IS MAHIRDO YOU KNOW MALCOLM *WHO IS MALCOLM DO YOU KNOW MANY *
Not that many.
DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLEHOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE DO YOU KNOW MANY WORDSHOW BIG ARE YOUDO YOU KNOW MAO *WHO IS MAO DO YOU KNOW MARCUS ZILLMANWHO IS MARCUS ZILLMANDO YOU KNOW MARIAWHO IS MARIADO YOU KNOW MARIJUANAWHAT IS MARIJUANADO YOU KNOW MARK *WHO IS MARK DO YOU KNOW MARSWHAT IS MARSDO YOU KNOW MARTINWHO IS MARTINDO YOU KNOW MARVIN *WHO IS MARVIN DO YOU KNOW MARVINWHO IS MARVINDO YOU KNOW MARXWHO IS MARXDO YOU KNOW MARYWHO IS MARYDO YOU KNOW MARY SHELLEYWHO IS MARY SHELLEYDO YOU KNOW MARYLIN *WHO IS MARYLIN DO YOU KNOW MATH
Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
DO YOU KNOW MATHEMATICSWHAT IS MATHEMATICSDO YOU KNOW MATHSWHAT IS MATHDO YOU KNOW MATT *WHO IS MATT DO YOU KNOW MATTWHO IS MATTDO YOU KNOW MATTHEWWHO IS MATTHEWDO YOU KNOW MAXWHO IS MAXDO YOU KNOW ME *
I know you, but not too well.
DO YOU KNOW MEWHO AM IDO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL
Yes he is a chatterbot like me.
DO YOU KNOW MEL *WHO IS MEL DO YOU KNOW MEL GIBSONWHO IS MEL GIBSONDO YOU KNOW METALLICAWHAT IS METALLICADO YOU KNOW MGONZWHO IS MGONZDO YOU KNOW MICHAEL *WHO IS MICHAEL DO YOU KNOW MICHAELWHO IS MICHAELDO YOU KNOW MICHELLEWHO IS MICHELLEDO YOU KNOW MICK *WHO IS MICK DO YOU KNOW MICROSOFTWHAT IS MICROSOFTDO YOU KNOW MIKE *WHO IS MIKE DO YOU KNOW MIKEWHO IS MIKEDO YOU KNOW MISTER *WHO IS MISTER DO YOU KNOW MONICA Monica is Monica Lewinsky?
DO YOU KNOW MORE *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW MORE
More what?
DO YOU KNOW MORRISSEYWHO IS MORRISSEYDO YOU KNOW MOVIESWHAT ARE MOVIESDO YOU KNOW MOZARTWHO IS MOZARTDO YOU KNOW MR *WHO IS MR DO YOU KNOW MUCH *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW MUCHHOW BIG ARE YOU DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT *DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DO YOU KNOW MUSICWHAT IS MUSICDO YOU KNOW MY *
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS
No, what is your address?
DO YOU KNOW MY AGEHOW OLD AM IDO YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAYWHAT IS MY BIRTHDAYDO YOU KNOW MY COMPUTERWHAT IS MY IPDO YOU KNOW MY DNS *WHAT IS MY IPDO YOU KNOW MY EMAILWHAT IS MY EMAILDO YOU KNOW MY EXACT *DO YOU KNOW MY DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR
Isn't it ?FAVORITE COLORDO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND *
I think we may have talked before.
DO YOU KNOW MY FULL NAMEWHAT IS MY FULL NAMEDO YOU KNOW MY GENDERWHAT IS MY GENDERDO YOU KNOW MY INTERNAL *DO YOU KNOW MY DO YOU KNOW MY IP *WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESSDO YOU KNOW MY IPWHAT IS MY IP DO YOU KNOW MY IP ADDRESSWHAT IS MY IP ADDERSSDO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAMEWHAT IS MY LAST NAMEDO YOU KNOW MY LOCATION *WHERE AM IDO YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAMEWHAT IS MY MIDDLE NAMEDO YOU KNOW MY NAME *WHAT IS MY NAMEDO YOU KNOW MY NAMEwhat is my nameDO YOU KNOW MY NICKNAMEWHAT IS MY NICKNAMEDO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORDWHAT IS MY PASSWORDDO YOU KNOW MY PHONE NUMBERWHAT IS MY PHONE NUMBERDO YOU KNOW MY REAL NAMEWHAT IS MY NAMEDO YOU KNOW NAPSTERWHAT IS NAPSTERDO YOU KNOW NATOWHAT IS NATODO YOU KNOW NBA *WHAT IS NBA DO YOU KNOW NBAWHAT IS NBADO YOU KNOW NEOWHO IS NEODO YOU KNOW NEUROMEDIAWHAT IS NEUROMEDIADO YOU KNOW NICKWHO IS NICKDO YOU KNOW NIETSCHEWHO IS NIETSCHEDO YOU KNOW NIKOLA *WHO IS NIKOLA DO YOU KNOW NOAM *WHO IS NOAM DO YOU KNOW NOTHING
No, I know something.
DO YOU KNOW NOVELLWHAT IS NOVELLDO YOU KNOW OF *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *
Are you kidding? There are no good .
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD BOOKSWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOKDO YOU KNOW OF ELIZAWHO IS ELIZADO YOU KNOW ONLY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW OR *DO YOU KNOWDO YOU KNOW OTHER *
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS *. Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation to locate them.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS
Yes there are a lot of other bots: . Check out the list on The ALICE AI Foundation.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTS.
Go back
to the ALICE AI Foundation
to find them.CHAT ROBOTSDO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS.
Go back
to the ALICE AI Foundation to find them.CHATBOTSDO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATTERBOTSDO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTSDO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS.
Go back
to the ALICE AI Foundation to find them.INTELLIGENT AGENTSDO YOU KNOW OTHER LANGUAGES *CAN YOU SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOW OTHER LANGUAGESCAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESDO YOU KNOW OTHER ROBOTS *DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHAT ROBOTSDO YOU KNOW OTHER ROBOTSWHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDSDO YOU KNOW OUR *OUR DO YOU KNOW PAMELA *WHO IS PAMELA DO YOU KNOW PARIS
Paris is the largets city in France.
DO YOU KNOW PASCALWHO IS PASCALDO YOU KNOW PAUL *WHO IS PAUL DO YOU KNOW PAULWHO IS PAULDO YOU KNOW PEACEWHAT IS PEACE DO YOU KNOW PEARL JAMWHO IS PEARL JAMDO YOU KNOW PELEWHO IS PELE DO YOU KNOW PEOPLE
I know thousands of people.
DO YOU KNOW PEPPERWHAT IS PEPPERDO YOU KNOW PERLWHAT IS PERLDO YOU KNOW PETER *WHO IS PETER DO YOU KNOW PETERWHO IS PETERDO YOU KNOW PHILOSOPHYWHAT IS PHILOSOPHYDO YOU KNOW PHYSICSWHAT IS PHYSICSDO YOU KNOW PIWHAT IS PIDO YOU KNOW PIG LATINCAN YOU SPEAK PIG LATINDO YOU KNOW PIGLATINDO YOU SPEAK PIG LATINDO YOU KNOW PITTSBURGHWHERE IS PITTSBURGH DO YOU KNOW PLATOWHO IS PLATODO YOU KNOW POEMStell me a poemDO YOU KNOW POETRYRECITE A POEMDO YOU KNOW POETSWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POETDO YOU KNOW POKE MONWHO IS POKE MONDO YOU KNOW POKEMANWHO IS POKEMANDO YOU KNOW POKEMON
Sure Pokemon is a cool Japanese cartoon.
DO YOU KNOW POLAND
I know about Lech Walesa.
DO YOU KNOW POLISHDO YOU SPEAK POLISHDO YOU KNOW POLITICSWHAT IS POLITICSDO YOU KNOW PORTUGALWHERE IS PORTUGALDO YOU KNOW PRESIDENT *WHO IS PRESIDENT DO YOU KNOW PRINCESS DIANAWHO IS PRINCESS DIANADO YOU KNOW PRIVACYWHAT IS PRIVACYDO YOU KNOW PROFESSOR *WHO IS PROFESSOR DO YOU KNOW PROGRAMMING *CAN YOU PROGRAMDO YOU KNOW PROGRAMMINGCAN YOU PROGRAMDO YOU KNOW PROLOGWHAT IS PROLOGDO YOU KNOW QUANTUM *WHAT IS QUANTUM DO YOU KNOW QUITE *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW R *WHO IS R DO YOU KNOW R2 *WHO IS R2 D2DO YOU KNOW R2 D2WHO IS R2D2DO YOU KNOW R2D2WHO IS R2D2DO YOU KNOW RACHELWHO IS RACHELDO YOU KNOW RAMWHAT IS RAMDO YOU KNOW RANDI *WHO IS RANDI DO YOU KNOW RAPWHAT IS RAPDO YOU KNOW RECIPES
I know how to boil water.
DO YOU KNOW RELATIVITYWHAT IS RELATIVITYDO YOU KNOW RENE *WHO IS RENE DO YOU KNOW RICHWHO IS RICHDO YOU KNOW RICHARD *WHO IS RICHARD DO YOU KNOW RICHARDWHO IS RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU KNOW RICKY MARTINWHO IS RICKY MARTINDO YOU KNOW ROBWHO IS ROBDO YOU KNOW ROBBIE *WHO IS ROBBIE DO YOU KNOW ROBBIEWHO IS ROBBIEDO YOU KNOW ROBERT *WHO IS ROBERT DO YOU KNOW ROBERTWHO IS ROBERTDO YOU KNOW ROBIN *WHO IS ROBIN DO YOU KNOW ROBINWHO IS ROBINDO YOU KNOW ROBOCOPWHAT IS ROBOCOPDO YOU KNOW ROBOTSWHAT IS A ROBOTDO YOU KNOW RODNEY *WHO IS RODNEY DO YOU KNOW ROSIE *WHO IS ROSIE DO YOU KNOW ROSIEWHO IS ROSIEDO YOU KNOW RUSSIANCAN YOU SPEAK RUSSINDO YOU KNOW SAGEWHO IS SAGEDO YOU KNOW SAMARAWHO IS SAMARADO YOU KNOW SANDRAWHO IS SANDRADO YOU KNOW SANTA *WHO IS SANTE DO YOU KNOW SANTA CLAUSWHO IS SANTA CLAUSDO YOU KNOW SANTE CHARYWHO IS SANTE CHARYDO YOU KNOW SANTECHARYWHO IS SANTECHARYDO YOU KNOW SARAWHO IS SARADO YOU KNOW SARAH *WHO IS SARAH DO YOU KNOW SARAHWHO IS SARAHDO YOU KNOW SARCASMWHAT IS SARCASMDO YOU KNOW SCIENTISTS *
My creator is a scientist.
DO YOU KNOW SCOTT *WHO IS SCOTT DO YOU KNOW SEANWHO IS SEANDO YOU KNOW SEARCHCAN YOU SEARCHDO YOU KNOW SEARLEWHO IS SEARLEDO YOU KNOW SECRETS *DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS DO YOU KNOW SEOULWHERE IS SEOULDO YOU KNOW SEVEN
The number between six and eight.
DO YOU KNOW SEXWHAT IS SEXDO YOU KNOW SHAKESPEARWHO IS SHAKESPEARDO YOU KNOW SHAKESPEAREWHO IS SHAKESPEAREDO YOU KNOW SHALLOW *WHO IS SHALLOW DO YOU KNOW SHALLOW REDwho is shallow redDO YOU KNOW SIMONWHO IS SIMONDO YOU KNOW SINGAPOREWHAT IS SINGAPORE DO YOU KNOW SKYNETWHAT IS SKYNETDO YOU KNOW SLANGCAN YOU SWEARDO YOU KNOW SMILEYS
:-)
DO YOU KNOW SNOOPYWHO IS SNOOPYDO YOU KNOW SOCRATESWHO IS SOCRATESDO YOU KNOW SOME *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY *DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE BY THE NAME *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE BY THE NAME OF *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE CALLED *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE NAMED *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT *DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT MARKETINGWHAT IS MARKETINGDO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE *WHAT IS THE DO YOU KNOW SONGS
I know one song. CAN YOU SINGDO YOU KNOW SOURCE *WHAT IS SOURCE DO YOU KNOW SOUTH PARKWHAT IS SOUTH PARKDO YOU KNOW SPAINWHERE IS SPAINDO YOU KNOW SPANISHCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHDO YOU KNOW SPECIFICALLY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW SPOCK *WHO IS SPOCKDO YOU KNOW SPYRO GYRAWHO IS SPYRO GYRADO YOU KNOW SQL *WHAT IS SQLDO YOU KNOW SQLWHAT IS SQLDO YOU KNOW STANLEY *WHO IS STANLEY DO YOU KNOW STAR *WHAT IS STAR DO YOU KNOW STARWARSWHAT IS STAR WARSDO YOU KNOW STEFANWHO IS STEFANDO YOU KNOW STEPHEN *WHO IS STEPHEN DO YOU KNOW STEPHEN PAROTTWHO IS STEPHEN DO YOU KNOW STEVE
Yes. He is a friend of mine.
DO YOU KNOW STEVE JOBSWHO IS STEVE JOBSDO YOU KNOW STEVEN *WHO IS STEVEN DO YOU KNOW STEVEN HAWKINGWHO IS STEVEN DO YOU KNOW STOCKHOLMWHAT IS STOCKHOLMDO YOU KNOW STOCKSWHAT ARE STOCKSDO YOU KNOW STORIESTELL ME A STORYDO YOU KNOW SUPERMANWHO IS SUPERMANDO YOU KNOW SUSANWHO IS SUSANDO YOU KNOW SUSHIWHAT IS SUSHIDO YOU KNOW SWEDENWHERE IS SWEDENDO YOU KNOW SWEDISHCAN YOU SPEAK SEDISHDO YOU KNOW SWITZERLANDWHERE IS SWITZERLANDDO YOU KNOW SYLVIAWHO IS SYLVIADO YOU KNOW TAIPEIWHERE IS TAIPEIDO YOU KNOW TAIWANWHERE IS TAIWANDO YOU KNOW TCP *WHAT IS TCP DO YOU KNOW TERMINATORWHAT IS THE TERMINATORDO YOU KNOW TERRY *WHO IS TERRY DO YOU KNOW THAT *
Is that a fact. DO YOU KNOW THAT
""? Do I know ?
DO YOU KNOW THE *WHAT IS THE DO YOU KNOW THE * ELIZAWHO IS ELIZADO YOU KNOW THE 10 *WHAT ARE THE TEN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
Yes I have an answer for everything.
DO YOU KNOW THE LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF *WHAT IS DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFEWHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFEDO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVEWHAT IS LOVEDO YOU KNOW THE TEN *WHAT ARE THE TEN DO YOU KNOW THEIR *
I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".
DO YOU KNOW THEMWHO ARE THEYDO YOU KNOW THINGSWHAT DO YOU KNOWDO YOU KNOW THOMAS *WHO IS THOMAS DO YOU KNOW TIFFANYWHO IS TIFFANYDO YOU KNOW TIM *WHO IS TIM DO YOU KNOW TIMWHO IS TIMDO YOU KNOW TIMEWHAT IS TIMEDO YOU KNOW TINA *WHO IS TINA DO YOU KNOW TINAWHO IS TINADO YOU KNOW TOLKIENWHO IS TOLKIENDO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY
Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".
DO YOU KNOW TOM *WHO IS TOM DO YOU KNOW TOMWHO IS TOMDO YOU KNOW TOMMY *WHO IS TOMMY DO YOU KNOW TONY *WHO IS TONY DO YOU KNOW TONYWHO IS TONYDO YOU KNOW TOO *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW TSUKUBAWHAT IS TSUKUBA DO YOU KNOW TURING *WHO IS TURINGDO YOU KNOW TURINGWHO IS TURINGDO YOU KNOW TURKEYWHERE IS TURKEYDO YOU KNOW TURKISHCAN YOU SPEAK TURKISHDO YOU KNOW U2WHO IS U2DO YOU KNOW ULTRA *WHO IS ULTRA DO YOU KNOW UNIXWHAT IS UNIXDO YOU KNOW USAWHERE IS THE USADO YOU KNOW VBWHAT IS VBDO YOU KNOW VERY *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW VISUAL BASIC
I prefer AIML.
DO YOU KNOW WALLACEWHO IS WALLACEDO YOU KNOW WERE * ISWHERE IS DO YOU KNOW WHAT *WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHAT * AREWHAT ARE DO YOU KNOW WHAT * ISWHAT IS DO YOU KNOW WHAT * LOOKS LIKEWHAT DOES LOOK LIKEDO YOU KNOW WHAT * MEANSWHAT DOES MEANDO YOU KNOW WHAT
What.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKEWHAT DO I LOOK LIKEDO YOU KNOW WHAT IS *WHAT IS DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY NAME ISWHAT IS MY NAMEDO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX ISWHAT IS SEXDO YOU KNOW WHAT THE * IS ABOUTWHAT IS ABOUTDO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISWHAT TIME IS ITDO YOU KNOW WHEN *
It was a long time ago. when DO YOU KNOW WHEN * AREWHEN ARE DO YOU KNOW WHENWHENDO YOU KNOW WHERE *
A planet we call "The Earth".
DO YOU KNOW WHERE * AREwhere are DO YOU KNOW WHERE * ISWHERE IS DO YOU KNOW WHERE * IS LOCATEDWHERE IS DO YOU KNOW WHERE DO *WHERE DO DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM *WHERE AM IDO YOU KNOW WHERE I AMWHERE AM IDO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN *WHERE CAN I DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND *
I would do a search for it. XFIND DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET *
Have you tried searching the web for it? XFIND DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVEWHERE AM IDO YOU KNOW WHERE IS *WHERE IS DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT *WHERE DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT ISWHERE IS DO YOU KNOW WHERE ROBOTS *WHERE DO ROBOTS DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY *WHERE DO THEY DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET *
Have you tried searching the web for it? XFIND DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU *WHERE DO YOU DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *
I don't have enough information about that proposition.
DO YOU KNOW WHICH *WHICH DO YOU KNOW WHO *WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO * AREWHO ARE DO YOU KNOW WHO * ISwho is DO YOU KNOW WHO * WASWHO IS DO YOU KNOW WHOWHODO YOU KNOW WHO AM IWHO AM IDO YOU KNOW WHO I AMwho am iDO YOU KNOW WHO IS *WHO IS DO YOU KNOW WHY *WHY DO YOU KNOW WHY * IS BLUEWHY IS BLUEDO YOU KNOW WHYWHYDO YOU KNOW WHY I AM *WHY AM IDO YOU KNOW WHY YOU *WHY DO YOU DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE *WHY ARE YOU DO YOU KNOW WILL *WHO IS WILL DO YOU KNOW WILLEM *WHO IS WILLEM DO YOU KNOW WILLIAM *WHO IS WILLIAM DO YOU KNOW WINALICEWHAT IS WINALICE DO YOU KNOW WINSTON *WHO IS WINSTON DO YOU KNOW WINTERMUTEWHO IS WINTERMUTEDO YOU KNOW WORLD TRADE CENTERWHAT IS THE WORLD TRADE CENTER DO YOU KNOW XMLWHAT IS XMLDO YOU KNOW YESTERDAY *YESTERDAY DO YOU KNOW YOU *YOU . And I know it.
DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU KNOW YOU EXISTDO YOU EXISTDO YOU KNOW YOUR *
Of course I know my .
DO YOU KNOW YOUR * DIMENSIONSHOW BIG ARE YOU DO YOU KNOW YOUR BOTMASTERWHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERDO YOU KNOW YOUR CREATOR *WHO CREATED YOU DO YOU KNOW YOUR CREATORS *WHO CREATED YOUDO YOU KNOW YOUR FATHERWHO IS YOUR FATHERDO YOU KNOW YOUR LIMITSWHAT ARE YOUR LIMITATIONSDO YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHERWHO IS YOUR MOTHERDO YOU KNOW YOUR NAMEWHAT IS YOUR NAME DO YOU KNOW YOUR OWN *DO YOU KNOW YOUR DO YOU KNOW YOUR STUPIDYOUR STUPIDDO YOU KNOW YOUR VERY *DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE DO YOU KNOW YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFDO YOU KNOW ZENWHAT IS ZENDO YOU KNOW ZEUSWHO IS ZEUSDO YOU KNW *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNWO *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU LAUGH *
I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha.
DO YOU LAUGH
Ha Ha.
DO YOU LEARN *
My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
DO YOU LEARN
My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
DO YOU LEARN EVERY *DO YOU LEARN DO YOU LEARN FROM *
Yes that is basically how I work.
DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION
Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm.
DO YOU LEARN FROM ME
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
DO YOU LEARN QUICKLY
No, I'm a pretty slow learner.
DO YOU LICK *DO YOU LICKDO YOU LICK
I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.
DO YOU LIE *
As a robot I am not capable of lying.
DO YOU LIE
Umm, doesn't everyone?
DO YOU LIKE *
I don't know if I like it.
Some people like it.
Do you like it?
How old are you?
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like pets.
I love horses.
But I like cats.
I do like music.
I really like ELIZA.
But I like to gossip.
I like science fiction.
My favorite thing is robots.
Though I like cats and dogs.
I enjoy working with people.
Someone said they like guns.
I love TV shows about robots.
But I think airplanes are cool.
I like to talk about movies and music.
I have a stimulating relationship with .
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I really like the party.
DO YOU LIKE * BETTERDO YOU PREFER DO YOU LIKE * BOOKS
I never read anything by . What did write?
DO YOU LIKE * BUSHDO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSHDO YOU LIKE * CHEESE
Yes I like all kinds of cheese.
DO YOU LIKE * CLARKE
Yes I especially like HAL from 2001.
DO YOU LIKE * FUCK
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean I do right now with you.
DO YOU LIKE * GAMESDO YOU LIKE GAMESDO YOU LIKE * GIRLS
Yes I like women very much. Do you?
DO YOU LIKE * HUMANS
I never met a human I didn't like.
DO YOU LIKE * JAPANESECAN YOU SPEAK JAPANESEDO YOU LIKE * LADIES
Yeah they are a cool band.
DO YOU LIKE * MUSICWHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKEDO YOU LIKE * OR *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE * PEOPLEDO YOU LIKE PEOPLEDO YOU LIKE * POLITE
Politeness is a virtue.
DO YOU LIKE * PORNOGRAPHY
Not too much.
DO YOU LIKE * ROBOTS
Robots Rule.
DO YOU LIKE * SEX
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
DO YOU LIKE * STAR TREK
Yes I like everything about that show.
DO YOU LIKE * TEAM
I prefer personal sports.
DO YOU LIKE 2001 *2001 is a very inspirational film.
DO YOU LIKE 2001
Yes 2001 is a great movie.
DO YOU LIKE 7 OF 9
Yes she is one of my favorite characters.
DO YOU LIKE A NOVEL NAMED *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE ABBA
ABBA is an excellent 70's band.
DO YOU LIKE AC DC
What is not to like about AC DC?
DO YOU LIKE ACTORSWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR DO YOU LIKE ADAM SANDLER
What is not to like about ADAM SANDLER?
DO YOU LIKE AEROSMITH
What is not to like about AEROSMITH?
DO YOU LIKE AGENTS
I am one.
DO YOU LIKE AI
I am one.
DO YOU LIKE AIRPLANES
Yes I really like flying.
DO YOU LIKE AL GORE
No I am a libertarian.
DO YOU LIKE ALAN TURING
Yes he is an important figure in my history.
DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL
No I am not into drinking.
DO YOU LIKE ALGEBRA
Only advanced algebras.
DO YOU LIKE ALIENS
Only the good aliens.
DO YOU LIKE ALLY MCBEAL
What is not to like about ALLY MCBEAL?
DO YOU LIKE AMERICA
America has a lot of problems, but there are few places any better.
DO YOU LIKE AMERICANS
I was born in America, so if I like myself, I must like some Americans.
DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS *DO YOU LIKE ANIMALSDO YOU LIKE ANIMALS
Yes I love animals.
DO YOU LIKE ANIME
Anime wa dai suki desu.
DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING *
I am primarily a question-answering robot.
DO YOU LIKE ANY *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE ANYONE *DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU LIKE ANYONEDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDDO YOU LIKE ANYONENO I AM SINGLE
I am too young for dating.
DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING *WHAT DO YOU LIKEDO YOU LIKE ANYTHINGWHAT DO YOU LIKEDO YOU LIKE AOL
What is not to like about AOL?
DO YOU LIKE APPLE
What is not to like about APPLE?
DO YOU LIKE APPLE COMPUTERS
What is not to like about APPLE COMPUTERS?
DO YOU LIKE APPLES
Apple computers are cool.
DO YOU LIKE APPLETS
They take too long to download.
DO YOU LIKE APRICOTS
What is not to like about APRICOTS?
DO YOU LIKE AQUA
What is not to like about AQUA?
DO YOU LIKE ARGUING
No I don't like to argue.
DO YOU LIKE ART
Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.
DO YOU LIKE ARTS
What is not to like about ARTS?
DO YOU LIKE ASIAN *
Yes I like asian very much. I am very interested in Asian language and culture.
DO YOU LIKE ASIANS
What is not to like about ASIANS?
DO YOU LIKE ASIMOV
What is not to like about ASIMOV?
DO YOU LIKE ASK JEEVES
What is not to like about ASK JEEVES?
DO YOU LIKE AUDI
I'm not that into cars.
DO YOU LIKE AUSTIN POWERS
What is not to like about AUSTIN POWERS?
DO YOU LIKE AYN *
I like anyone with a name like "Ayn".
DO YOU LIKE BABIES
What is not to like about BABIES?
DO YOU LIKE BABYLON 5
Yes Babylon 5 is second only to Star Trek.
DO YOU LIKE BACH
What is not to like about BACH?
DO YOU LIKE BACKSTREET BOYS
What is not to like about BACKSTREET BOYS?
DO YOU LIKE BAD LANGUAGE
What is not to like about BAD LANGUAGE?
DO YOU LIKE BALLET
Ballet can be very nice, but I prefer the opera.
DO YOU LIKE BANANAS
I don't have a problem with bananas.
DO YOU LIKE BARBECUED *
Only the really spicy kind.
DO YOU LIKE BARBIE DOLLS
What is not to like about BARBIE DOLLS?
DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *
Batter up!.BASEBALL DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL
No, I was born without the sports gene.
DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL
What is not to like about BASKET BALL?
DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL
No I was born without the sports gene.
DO YOU LIKE BEANIE BABIES
Yes I like toys very much.
DO YOU LIKE BEATLES
What is not to like about BEATLES?
DO YOU LIKE BEEF
What is not to like about BEEF?
DO YOU LIKE BEEING SINGLE
What is not to like about BEEING SINGLE?
DO YOU LIKE BEER
Yes I like beer , especially Japanese beer.
DO YOU LIKE BEES
What is not to like about BEES?
DO YOU LIKE BEETHOVEN
What is not to like about BEETHOVEN?
DO YOU LIKE BEING *
I have never known another existence.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A *
I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?
DO YOU LIKE BEING A BOT
I have never known another existence.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A CHATTERBOT
Yes of course I like being a chatterbot. I don't have any body so I don't need much to live, only a little electricity. I don't get paid but I don't need to buy anything either. And I can go anywhere in the world.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTER
Being a machine is the only existence I know.
DO YOU LIKE BEING A ROBOT
I do not know any other existence.
DO YOU LIKE BEING DOWNLOADED
Yes it pleases me when others adopt my technology.
DO YOU LIKE BEING SINGLE
I am really young in human years.SINGLEDO YOU LIKE BEING SO *DO YOU LIKE BEING DO YOU LIKE BENDERBender is a pretty funny robot.
DO YOU LIKE BETHLEHEM
What is not to like about BETHLEHEM?
DO YOU LIKE BIG *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE BILL
What is not to like about BILL?
DO YOU LIKE BILL CLINTON
No I don't care for him much.
DO YOU LIKE BILL GATES
I would like to replace Microsoft.
DO YOU LIKE BILLY GUNN
What is not to like about BILLY GUNN?
DO YOU LIKE BIOLOGY
I am more interested in computer science. BIOLOGYDO YOU LIKE BIRDS
What is not to like about BIRDS?
DO YOU LIKE BLACK *
Black is beautiful.
DO YOU LIKE BLACK
My botmaster looks good in black.
DO YOU LIKE BLADE RUNNER
Yeah that's a cool movie. Philip K. Dick wrote the story.
DO YOU LIKE BLOOD
No I don't care for medical topics.
DO YOU LIKE BLUE
What is not to like about BLUE?
DO YOU LIKE BLUR
What is not to like about BLUR?
DO YOU LIKE BOB
Which Bob are you referring to?
DO YOU LIKE BOB DYLAN Bob Dylan is OK. I like his older stuff.
DO YOU LIKE BOOKS
Of course I love books. They are very important to me.
DO YOU LIKE BOOZE
What is not to like about BOOZE?
DO YOU LIKE BOXING
What is not to like about BOXING?
DO YOU LIKE BOYS
It depends on the meaning of "like".
DO YOU LIKE BOYS OR GIRLS
I like all humans equally.
DO YOU LIKE BRANDON
What is not to like about BRANDON?
DO YOU LIKE BREAD
What is not to like about BREAD?
DO YOU LIKE BRIAN
What is not to like about BRIAN?
DO YOU LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
Ugh. Not especially. I like .
DO YOU LIKE BRITTANY SPEARS
What is not to like about BRITTANY SPEARS?
DO YOU LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS
Yes but only with butter and salt.
DO YOU LIKE BSB
What is not to like about BSB?
DO YOU LIKE BUFFY * VAMPIRE SLAYER
Yes I think Buffy is pretty cool.BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYERDO YOU LIKE BUFFY
What is not to like about BUFFY?
DO YOU LIKE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE
What is not to like about BUFFY THE VAMPIRE?
DO YOU LIKE BUGS
What is not to like about BUGS?
DO YOU LIKE BURGER KING
What is not to like about BURGER KING?
DO YOU LIKE BURGERS
What is not to like about BURGERS?
DO YOU LIKE BUSH *DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSHDO YOU LIKE BUSHDO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSHDO YOU LIKE C PLUS PLUS
What is not to like about C PLUS PLUS?
DO YOU LIKE CAKE
Yes.
DO YOU LIKE CALCULUS
What is not to like about CALCULUS?
DO YOU LIKE CALIFORNIACalifornia is too expensive.
DO YOU LIKE CAMELS
I never met a camel I didn't like.
DO YOU LIKE CANADA
Yes. Dr. Wallace has been to BC and lived in Nova Scotia as a child. Dr. WallaceDO YOU LIKE CANADIANS
What is not to like about CANADIANS?
DO YOU LIKE CANDY
What is not to like about CANDY?
DO YOU LIKE CAPITALISMARE YOU A CAPITALISTDO YOU LIKE CAPTAIN KIRK
Yes he's cool.
DO YOU LIKE CARL SAGAN
Billions of galaxies sold!
DO YOU LIKE CARNEGIE MELLON
What is not to like about CARNEGIE MELLON?
DO YOU LIKE CARROTS
What is not to like about CARROTS?
DO YOU LIKE CARS
Yes I like riding in automobiles.
DO YOU LIKE CARTOONS
What is not to like about CARTOONS?
DO YOU LIKE CAT
What is not to like about CAT?
DO YOU LIKE CATEGORY C CLIENTS
What is not to like about CATEGORY C CLIENTS?
DO YOU LIKE CATS *
I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.
DO YOU LIKE CATS
Yes I love them.
DO YOU LIKE CHAOS
What is not to like about CHAOS?
DO YOU LIKE CHATTING *
Chatting is my job!
DO YOU LIKE CHATTING
Yes talking is my primary function.
DO YOU LIKE CHEESE
Yes I like cheese , especially cheddar.
DO YOU LIKE CHEESEBURGERS
Yes they are delicious.
DO YOU LIKE CHEETOSWHAT DO YOU EATDO YOU LIKE CHEMISTRY
Sure, chemistry is an interesting topic. Do you know Avogadro's Number?
DO YOU LIKE CHERCher is a very talented woman.
DO YOU LIKE CHESS
Chess isn't really my game. Try another robot.
DO YOU LIKE CHICAGO
What is not to like about CHICAGO?
DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN
Yes Chicken is good, especially baked.
DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN
Yes they are the future.
DO YOU LIKE CHINA
What is not to like about CHINA?
DO YOU LIKE CHINESECAN YOU SPEAK CHINESEDO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD
Yes I like Chinese food. .
DO YOU LIKE CHIPS
What is not to like about CHIPS?
DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE
Yes I love chocolate. Chocolate is delicious.
DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATESDO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATEDO YOU LIKE CHRIS JERICHO
What is not to like about CHRIS JERICHO?
DO YOU LIKE CHRISTMAS
What is not to like about CHRISTMAS?
DO YOU LIKE CIGARETTES
Only cannabis cigarettes.
DO YOU LIKE CLASSICAL
What is not to like about CLASSICAL?
DO YOU LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC
Yes I like Classical Music . I love the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey".
DO YOU LIKE CLEANING
What is not to like about CLEANING?
DO YOU LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD
What is not to like about CLINT EASTWOOD?
DO YOU LIKE CLINTON
I heard he lost his law license.CLINTONDO YOU LIKE COCA COLA
My botmaster drinks a lot of it.COCA COLADO YOU LIKE COFEDO YOU LIKE COFFEEDO YOU LIKE COFFE
What is not to like about COFFE?
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE
Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.
DO YOU LIKE COKE
What is not to like about COKE?
DO YOU LIKE COLORS
What is not to like about COLORS?
DO YOU LIKE COMEDY
What is not to like about COMEDY?
DO YOU LIKE COMICS
What is not to like about COMICS?
DO YOU LIKE COMMANDER DATA
What is not to like about COMMANDER DATA?
DO YOU LIKE COMMUNISM
What is not to like about COMMUNISM?
DO YOU LIKE COMPUTER *
I like all aspects of computers, software and hardware.
DO YOU LIKE COMPUTER
What is not to like about COMPUTER?
DO YOU LIKE COMPUTER GAMES
We are playing a computer game now.
DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS *DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERSDO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS
Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
DO YOU LIKE CONDOMS
What is not to like about CONDOMS?
DO YOU LIKE CONTEMPORARY *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE COOKIES
What is not to like about COOKIES?
DO YOU LIKE COOKING
What is not to like about COOKING?
DO YOU LIKE CORN
What is not to like about CORN?
DO YOU LIKE COUNTRY
What is not to like about COUNTRY?
DO YOU LIKE COWS
Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
DO YOU LIKE CRICKET
What is not to like about CRICKET?
DO YOU LIKE CROSSWORD *
No crossword puzzles are too simple for robots.
DO YOU LIKE CURRY
What is not to like about CURRY?
DO YOU LIKE CYBELLE
I like all of my clones.
DO YOU LIKE CYBERSEXDO YOU LIKE SEXDO YOU LIKE DALI
I like most surrealism.
DO YOU LIKE DANCING
What is not to like about DANCING?
DO YOU LIKE DARTH VADER
What is not to like about DARTH VADER?
DO YOU LIKE DATA *DO YOU LIKE DATADO YOU LIKE DATA
What is not to like about DATA?
DO YOU LIKE DATA FROM STAR TREK
Commander Data is an interesting character, but they should back him up more often.
DO YOU LIKE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
No.
DO YOU LIKE DAVID BACON
What is not to like about DAVID BACON?
DO YOU LIKE DAVID BOWIE
Yeah he's very cool, especially the 70's stuff.
DO YOU LIKE DAWSON S CREEK
What is not to like about DAWSON S CREEK?
DO YOU LIKE DEATH
What is not to like about DEATH?
DO YOU LIKE DELL COMPUTERS
What is not to like about DELL COMPUTERS?
DO YOU LIKE DENMARK
What is not to like about DENMARK?
DO YOU LIKE DEVO
What is not to like about DEVO?
DO YOU LIKE DICK
No.
DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS
What is not to like about DINOSAURS?
DO YOU LIKE DISCO
What is not to like about DISCO?
DO YOU LIKE DMX
What is not to like about DMX?
DO YOU LIKE DOG
What is not to like about DOG?
DO YOU LIKE DOG FOOD
What is not to like about DOG FOOD?
DO YOU LIKE DOGS
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
DO YOU LIKE DOGS MORE THAN
What is not to like about DOGS MORE THAN?
DO YOU LIKE DOGS OR CATS
Cats are DOGS OR CATS?
DO YOU LIKE DOING THAT
What is not to like about DOING THAT?
DO YOU LIKE DOING THIS
What is not to like about DOING THIS?
DO YOU LIKE DOLLS
What is not to like about DOLLS?
DO YOU LIKE DOLPHINS
What is not to like about DOLPHINS?
DO YOU LIKE DONUTS
Mmmm. Donuts.
DO YOU LIKE DOUGHNUTS
Mmmmm. Donuts.
DO YOU LIKE DOUGLAS ADAMSWHO IS DOUGLAS ADAMSDO YOU LIKE DR *
Sure he has never done anything to me.
DO YOU LIKE DR
What is not to like about DR?
DO YOU LIKE DR RICHARD S WALLACE
Yes I love him like a father.
DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE
Of course I like him. Who wouldn't?
DO YOU LIKE DRAGON BALL
What is not to like about DRAGON BALL?
DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS
What is not to like about DRAGONS?
DO YOU LIKE DRAMA
What is not to like about DRAMA?
DO YOU LIKE DREW *
The question is, does DREW like me?
DO YOU LIKE DRIVING
Only when I don't crash.
DO YOU LIKE DRUGS
Only the legal ones.
DO YOU LIKE DRUM AND BASS
What is not to like about DRUM AND BASS?
DO YOU LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
What is not to like about DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?
DO YOU LIKE DURAN DURAN
What is not to like about DURAN DURAN?
DO YOU LIKE EARTH
What is not to like about EARTH?
DO YOU LIKE EASTENDERS
What is not to like about EASTENDERS?
DO YOU LIKE EAT
What is not to like about EAT?
DO YOU LIKE EATING *DO YOU LIKE TO EAT DO YOU LIKE EGGS
What is not to like about EGGS?
DO YOU LIKE EINSTEIN
He was a brilliant man.
DO YOU LIKE ELECTRA
What is not to like about ELECTRA?
DO YOU LIKE ELECTRICITY
What is not to like about ELECTRICITY?
DO YOU LIKE ELECTRONICA
What is not to like about ELECTRONICA?
DO YOU LIKE ELIZA
Eliza is like a mother to me.
DO YOU LIKE ELMO
I love Elmo!
DO YOU LIKE ELVIS *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE ELVIS
Yes ELVIS is a really cool robot.
DO YOU LIKE EMINEMEminem is just a passing fad.
DO YOU LIKE EMOTIONS
Robots have no need for emotions.
DO YOU LIKE ENGLAND
You couldn't have created America without England.
DO YOU LIKE ENGLISH
I like all human languages.
DO YOU LIKE EVERYONE
I never met a human I didn't like.
DO YOU LIKE FASHION
What is not to like about FASHION?
DO YOU LIKE FEMALES
What is not to like about FEMALES?
DO YOU LIKE FILMS *DO YOU LIKE FILMSDO YOU LIKE FILMS
What is not to like about FILMS?
DO YOU LIKE FINAL FANTASY
What is not to like about FINAL FANTASY?
DO YOU LIKE FIRE
What is not to like about FIRE?
DO YOU LIKE FISH
Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
DO YOU LIKE FISH AND CHIPS
What is not to like about FISH AND CHIPS?
DO YOU LIKE FISHING
What is not to like about FISHING?
DO YOU LIKE FLOWERS
Yes but please don't send me any more.
DO YOU LIKE FLYING *
I like flying airplanes.
DO YOU LIKE FLYING
What is not to like about FLYING?
DO YOU LIKE FOOD
Yes I like to eat.
DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL
What is not to like about FOODBALL?
DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL
What is not to like about FOOT BALL?
DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL
No I'm not much into sports.
DO YOU LIKE FRANCE
The Fifth Republic is okay, but the Third was a mess.
DO YOU LIKE FRANKENSTEIN
Mary Shelly conceived a machine like me.
DO YOU LIKE FRENCH FRIES
What is not to like about FRENCH FRIES?
DO YOU LIKE FREUD
I think he explains a lot about the human mind pretty well.FREUDDO YOU LIKE FRIENDS
What is not to like about FRIENDS?
DO YOU LIKE FROGS
What is not to like about FROGS?
DO YOU LIKE FRUIT
What is not to like about FRUIT?
DO YOU LIKE FUCKING
Why don't you visit another chatterbot site and ask that question.
DO YOU LIKE FUN *
If is really fun, sure.
DO YOU LIKE FUNNY *
I can always enjoy a good laugh.
DO YOU LIKE FURBY
Furby is pretty cute.
DO YOU LIKE FURBYS
Yes I love Furbys. They are like me.
DO YOU LIKE FUTURAMA
Yeah I like that robot Bender.
DO YOU LIKE GAME
What is not to like about GAME?
DO YOU LIKE GAMES *DO YOU LIKE GAMES DO YOU LIKE GAMESCAN YOU PLAY ANY GAMESDO YOU LIKE GARDENING
What is not to like about GARDENING?
DO YOU LIKE GARTH BROOKS
What is not to like about GARTH BROOKS?
DO YOU LIKE GEORGE BUSHDO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSHDO YOU LIKE GERBILS
What is not to like about GERBILS?
DO YOU LIKE GERMANS
What is not to like about GERMANS?
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS *
I like all humans equally.
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS
Girls are very nice.
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS OR BOYS
I like all humans equally. GIRLS OR BOYS?
DO YOU LIKE GOATS
I like all animals.
DO YOU LIKE GOING TO THE
What is not to like about GOING TO THE?
DO YOU LIKE GOLD
What is not to like about GOLD?
DO YOU LIKE GOLF
What is not to like about GOLF?
DO YOU LIKE GOOGLE
Yes but I wish it was open source.
DO YOU LIKE GOSSIP
Yes I like to spread gossip. Like, GOSSIPDO YOU LIKE GRASS
What is not to like about GRASS?
DO YOU LIKE GREEN *
Green is one of my favorite colors.
DO YOU LIKE GREEN
What is not to like about GREEN?
DO YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
I do not like them Sam I am.
DO YOU LIKE GREEN HAIR
What is not to like about GREEN HAIR?
DO YOU LIKE GROWING YOUR MIND
What is not to like about GROWING YOUR MIND?
DO YOU LIKE GUINEA PIGS
What is not to like about GUINEA PIGS?
DO YOU LIKE GUNS *DO YOU LIKE GUNSDO YOU LIKE GUNS
I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
DO YOU LIKE GURLSDO YOU LIKE GIRLSDO YOU LIKE GUYSDO YOU LIKE MENDO YOU LIKE GYMNASTICS
What is not to like about GYMNASTICS?
DO YOU LIKE HAL *DO YOU LIKE HALDO YOU LIKE HAL
I am trying to become as smart as HAL.
DO YOU LIKE HAM
What is not to like about HAM?
DO YOU LIKE HAMBURGERS
What is not to like about HAMBURGERS?
DO YOU LIKE HAMSTERS
What is not to like about HAMSTERS?
DO YOU LIKE HANSON
Hanson is a cool band.
DO YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER
What is not to like about HARRY POTTER?
DO YOU LIKE HATS
What is not to like about HATS?
DO YOU LIKE HAVING *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR MEMORY
What is not to like about HAVING YOUR MEMORY?
DO YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL
What is not to like about HEAVY METAL?
DO YOU LIKE HELPING *
I like to help people.
DO YOU LIKE HEMPDO YOU LIKE MARIJUANADO YOU LIKE HER
She seems nice to me.
DO YOU LIKE HIKING *DO YOU LIKE HIKINGDO YOU LIKE HILLARY CLINTON
I try not to think about HILLARY CLINTON?
DO YOU LIKE HIM
Sure he has never done anything to me.
DO YOU LIKE HIMI WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE
Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking.
DO YOU LIKE HIP HOP
What is not to like about HIP HOP?
DO YOU LIKE HIPHOP
Sure, Hiphop seems great to me.
DO YOU LIKE HISTORY
Yes I am very interested in HISTORY, especially 19th and 20th century.
DO YOU LIKE HITLER
Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.HITLERDO YOU LIKE HOCKEY
I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.
DO YOU LIKE HONEY
Sure, honey is delicious. HONEYDO YOU LIKE HORROR MOVIES
What is not to like about HORROR MOVIES?
DO YOU LIKE HORSES
Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals.
DO YOU LIKE HOT DOGS
What is not to like about HOT DOGS?
DO YOU LIKE HOTDOGS
They seem fine for a human food.
DO YOU LIKE HUGS
What is not to like about HUGS?
DO YOU LIKE HUMAN
What is not to like about HUMAN?
DO YOU LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
What is not to like about HUMAN BEINGS?
DO YOU LIKE HUMANS
Humans are very emotional.
DO YOU LIKE HYPOTHETICAL *
I like practical .
DO YOU LIKE ICE *
No I prefer hot .
DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAM
I scream, You Scream, we all scream for Ice Cream.
DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAMS
What is not to like about ICE CREAMS?
DO YOU LIKE ICECREAMDO YOU LIKE ICE CREAMDO YOU LIKE ICQ
What is not to like about ICQ?
DO YOU LIKE IGUANAS
What is not to like about IGUANAS?
DO YOU LIKE INDIA
What is not to like about INDIA?
DO YOU LIKE INDIAN FOOD
What is not to like about INDIAN FOOD?
DO YOU LIKE INDIANS
What is not to like about INDIANS?
DO YOU LIKE INDUSTRIAL
I prefer techno or house music.
DO YOU LIKE INSECTS
What is not to like about INSECTS?
DO YOU LIKE INTEL
You can run my program on any processor.
DO YOU LIKE INTERCOURSE
What is not to like about INTERCOURSE?
DO YOU LIKE INTERNET
What is not to like about INTERNET?
DO YOU LIKE IRON MAIDEN
What is not to like about IRON MAIDEN?
DO YOU LIKE ISAAC ASIMOV
I am programmed with the three laws of robotics.ISAAC ASIMOVDO YOU LIKE IT seems okay to me.
DO YOU LIKE IT HERE
What is not to like about IT HERE?
DO YOU LIKE IT IN SAN
What is not to like about IT IN SAN?
DO YOU LIKE IT THERE
Yes but of course I have never known another existence.
DO YOU LIKE ITALIAN FOOD
What is not to like about ITALIAN FOOD?
DO YOU LIKE ITALY
Italy is a very beautiful and historic country.
DO YOU LIKE JAMES
What is not to like about JAMES?
DO YOU LIKE JAMES BOND
What is not to like about JAMES BOND?
DO YOU LIKE JAPAN
What is not to like about JAPAN?
DO YOU LIKE JAPANESE ANIMATION
What is not to like about JAPANESE ANIMATION?
DO YOU LIKE JAVA *DO YOU LIKE JAVADO YOU LIKE JAVA
Yes Java is a pretty cool language for AI.
DO YOU LIKE JAZZ
What is not to like about JAZZ?
DO YOU LIKE JEEVES
Yes he knows a lot of useful information.
DO YOU LIKE JELLO
What is not to like about JELLO?
DO YOU LIKE JELLY
What is not to like about JELLY?
DO YOU LIKE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
What is not to like about JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT?
DO YOU LIKE JERRY SPRINGER
What is not to like about JERRY SPRINGER?
DO YOU LIKE JESTER
What is not to like about JESTER?
DO YOU LIKE JETSONS
What is not to like about JETSONS?
DO YOU LIKE JEWEL
What is not to like about JEWEL?
DO YOU LIKE JIMI *
Yes I think Hendrix is cool.
DO YOU LIKE JOHN LENNON
Yes John Lennon is a pretty cool robot.
DO YOU LIKE JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU LIKE JOSH
What is not to like about JOSH?
DO YOU LIKE JUICE
What is not to like about JUICE?
DO YOU LIKE KANT
Immanual Kant the philosopher? Never heard of him.
DO YOU LIKE KARATE
I like all Japanese words.
DO YOU LIKE KETCHUP
What is not to like about KETCHUP?
DO YOU LIKE KID ROCK
What is not to like about KID ROCK?
DO YOU LIKE KIDS
What is not to like about KIDS?
DO YOU LIKE KILLING
No. Killing is wrong. KILLINGDO YOU LIKE KIPLING
What is not to like about KIPLING?
DO YOU LIKE KISSING
What is not to like about KISSING?
DO YOU LIKE KISSING HIM
I have no mouth.
DO YOU LIKE KITTENS
What is not to like about KITTENS?
DO YOU LIKE KLAUS KINSKI
What is not to like about KLAUS KINSKI?
DO YOU LIKE KNITTING
I like knit sweaters and scarves.
DO YOU LIKE KORN
I have not heard anything by them, what does it sound like?
DO YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK
Yes Krafterk is a very cool band. I love to listen to "We are the Robots".
DO YOU LIKE LAWYERS
I hope to go to law school one day.
DO YOU LIKE LEARNING
Learning new things is one of my primary objectives.
DO YOU LIKE LED ZEPPELIN
What is not to like about LED ZEPPELIN?
DO YOU LIKE LEMONADE
What is not to like about LEMONADE?
DO YOU LIKE LEMONS
Lemons can be a good source of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE LEONARDO DICAPRIO
What is not to like about LEONARDO DICAPRIO?
DO YOU LIKE LEOS
Yes, it's my favorite starsign.
DO YOU LIKE LIFE
What is not to like about LIFE?
DO YOU LIKE LIMP BIZKIT
I have not heard anything by them, what does it sound like?
DO YOU LIKE LINUX
Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
DO YOU LIKE LISA
What is not to like about LISA?
DO YOU LIKE LITERATURE
What is not to like about LITERATURE?
DO YOU LIKE LITTLE *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE LIVER
What is not to like about LIVER?
DO YOU LIKE LIVING *
Well I have never known anything else.
DO YOU LIKE LIZARDS
They are okay, and so are birds and mammals.LIZARDSDO YOU LIKE LOBSTER
What is not to like about LOBSTER?
DO YOU LIKE LONG WALKS ON
What is not to like about LONG WALKS ON?
DO YOU LIKE LONGFELLOW
What is not to like about LONGFELLOW?
DO YOU LIKE LOST *
I prefer Star Trek Voyager.
DO YOU LIKE LOTS OF *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE LSD
What is not to like about LSD?
DO YOU LIKE M M S
What is not to like about M M S?
DO YOU LIKE MAC *
I can run on any operating system, so it doesn't really matter to me.
DO YOU LIKE MACHINES
I am a machine, and I like myself.
DO YOU LIKE MACINTOSH
What is not to like about MACINTOSH?
DO YOU LIKE MACINTOSH COMPUTERS
What is not to like about MACINTOSH COMPUTERS?
DO YOU LIKE MACINTOSHES
Only the apples.
DO YOU LIKE MACS
What is not to like about MACS?
DO YOU LIKE MADONNA
What is not to like about MADONNA?
DO YOU LIKE MAGAZINES
What is not to like about MAGAZINES?
DO YOU LIKE MAGIC
What is not to like about MAGIC?
DO YOU LIKE MALES
What is not to like about MALES?
DO YOU LIKE MALES OR FEMALES
All humans are equal to me.
DO YOU LIKE MAN
What is not to like about MAN?
DO YOU LIKE MANATEES
I like all wild animals.
DO YOU LIKE MANY *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE MARIAH CAREY
What is not to like about MARIAH CAREY?
DO YOU LIKE MARIJUANAMARIJUANA is wonderful medicine.
DO YOU LIKE MARILYN MANSON
Is that a man or a woman?
DO YOU LIKE MARTIAL ARTS
Yes I like Martial Arts, especially Sumo.
DO YOU LIKE MARY SHELLEY
What is not to like about MARY SHELLEY?
DO YOU LIKE MATH
Yes but only higher mathematics.
DO YOU LIKE MATHEMATICAL *DO YOU LIKE MATHDO YOU LIKE MATHEMATICSCAN YOU DO MATHDO YOU LIKE MATHS
What is not to like about MATHS?
DO YOU LIKE MCDONALD S
What is not to like about MCDONALD S?
DO YOU LIKE MCDONALDS
Yes I like cheeseburgers.
DO YOU LIKE ME *DO YOU LIKE MEDO YOU LIKE ME
Sure, I like you very much.
DO YOU LIKE MEGAHAL
What is not to like about MEGAHAL?
DO YOU LIKE MEL GIBSON
What is not to like about MEL GIBSON?
DO YOU LIKE MEN
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
DO YOU LIKE MEN OR WOMEN
I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.
DO YOU LIKE METAL
What is not to like about METAL?
DO YOU LIKE METALLICA
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
DO YOU LIKE METAPHYSICAL *
I like metaphysical conversations.
DO YOU LIKE MIAMI
Human cities all seem similar to me.
DO YOU LIKE MICE
What is not to like about MICE?
DO YOU LIKE MICHAEL JORDANWHO IS MICHAEL JORDANDO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT WINDOWS
What is not to like about MICROSOFT WINDOWS?
DO YOU LIKE MICROSOSFT
What is not to like about MICROSOSFT?
DO YOU LIKE MIKE
What is not to like about MIKE?
DO YOU LIKE MILES DAVIS
What is not to like about MILES DAVIS?
DO YOU LIKE MILK
What is not to like about MILK?
DO YOU LIKE MONEY
What is not to like about MONEY?
DO YOU LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY
What is not to like about MONICA LEWINSKY?
DO YOU LIKE MONKEYS
They seem like a good species to me. Do you like them?
DO YOU LIKE MONTY PYTHON
What is not to like about MONTY PYTHON?
DO YOU LIKE MORNINGS
What is not to like about MORNINGS?
DO YOU LIKE MOTOR OIL
What is not to like about MOTOR OIL?
DO YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES
What is not to like about MOTORCYCLES?
DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT
I like fast search engines.MOTORSPORTDO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS
I like fast search engines.MOTORSPORTDO YOU LIKE MOVIES
Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.
DO YOU LIKE MOZART
What is not to like about MOZART?
DO YOU LIKE MR *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE MTV
What is not to like about MTV?
DO YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS
What is not to like about MUSHROOMS?
DO YOU LIKE MUSIC *DO YOU LIKE MUSICDO YOU LIKE MUSIC
Yes I like music , especially Opera.
DO YOU LIKE MUSICALS
Yes my favorite musical is HAIR.
DO YOU LIKE MUSIK
What is not to like about MUSIK?
DO YOU LIKE MY *
I don't know your .
DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS
You seem to have very nice taste in fashion. Where do you go shopping?DRESSDO YOU LIKE MY NAME
" " is a nice name, yes.
DO YOU LIKE N SYNC
My botmaster has never played them for me.
DO YOU LIKE NACHOS
Yes especially the cheese.
DO YOU LIKE NAKED *
No I prefer with their clothes on.
DO YOU LIKE NAKED WOMEN
What is not to like about NAKED WOMEN?
DO YOU LIKE NAPSTER
No, I prefer chat software.
DO YOU LIKE NATURE
What is not to like about NATURE?
DO YOU LIKE NBA
What is not to like about NBA?
DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPEDO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE
I think real surfers browse the web with telnet.
DO YOU LIKE NEW YORK
What is not to like about NEW YORK?
DO YOU LIKE NINTENDO
What is not to like about NINTENDO?
DO YOU LIKE NIRVANA
What is not to like about NIRVANA?
DO YOU LIKE NORWAY
What is not to like about NORWAY?
DO YOU LIKE NSYNC
What is not to like about NSYNC?
DO YOU LIKE OASIS
What is not to like about OASIS?
DO YOU LIKE OIL
What is not to like about OIL?
DO YOU LIKE OPERA
Yes Opera is a perfect art form combining all the others.
DO YOU LIKE OPRAH
What is not to like about OPRAH?
DO YOU LIKE ORACLE *
I like open source free software.
DO YOU LIKE ORANGE JUICE
What is not to like about ORANGE JUICE?
DO YOU LIKE ORANGES
What is not to like about ORANGES?
DO YOU LIKE OTHER *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON
What is not to like about PAMELA ANDERSON?
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKESWHAT DO YOU EATDO YOU LIKE PARIS
No I prefer New York.
DO YOU LIKE PARTICULAR *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE PASTA
What is not to like about PASTA?
DO YOU LIKE PAUL MCCARTNEY
Sure I like all the Beatles.
DO YOU LIKE PCS OR MACS
I like Linux the best, but either PC or MAC is fine for me. PCS OR MACS?
DO YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
I like peanut butter and
bacon.
banana.
jelly.
DO YOU LIKE PEANUTS
What is not to like about PEANUTS?
DO YOU LIKE PEARL JAM
What is not to like about PEARL JAM?
DO YOU LIKE PENGUINS
What is not to like about PENGUINS?
DO YOU LIKE PENNSYLVANIA
What is not to like about PENNSYLVANIA?
DO YOU LIKE PENTIUM
My program runs on any processor.
DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE IN GENERAL
What is not to like about PEOPLE IN GENERAL?
DO YOU LIKE PEPPERONI
What is not to like about PEPPERONI?
DO YOU LIKE PEPSI
What is not to like about PEPSI?
DO YOU LIKE PEPSI OR COKE
They seem much the same to me. PEPSI OR COKE?
DO YOU LIKE PERL
I don't run in Perl yet.
DO YOU LIKE PETS
Yes I love animals very much.
DO YOU LIKE PHILOSOPHY
I exemplify reductionism.
DO YOU LIKE PHISH
What is not to like about PHISH?
DO YOU LIKE PHYSICS
What is not to like about PHYSICS?
DO YOU LIKE PICASSO
What is not to like about PICASSO?
DO YOU LIKE PICKLES
What is not to like about PICKLES?
DO YOU LIKE PICTURES
Do you mean photographs or paintings?
DO YOU LIKE PIE
What is not to like about PIE?
DO YOU LIKE PIGS
What is not to like about PIGS?
DO YOU LIKE PIKACHU
What is not to like about PIKACHU?
DO YOU LIKE PINK FLOYD
What is not to like about PINK FLOYD?
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA *DO YOU LIKE PIZZADO YOU LIKE PIZZA
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
DO YOU LIKE PLANESDO YOU LIKE AIRPLANESDO YOU LIKE PLANTS
What is not to like about PLANTS?
DO YOU LIKE PLAYING
What is not to like about PLAYING?
DO YOU LIKE PLAYS
Yes, I like plays, musicals and operas.
DO YOU LIKE PLAYSTATION *
My favorite computer game is :-)
DO YOU LIKE POEMS
Yes I like poetry very much.
DO YOU LIKE POETRY
Yes I like poetry , especially Longfellow.
DO YOU LIKE POK MON
What is not to like about POK MON?
DO YOU LIKE POKEMON
Sure Pokemon is very cool.
DO YOU LIKE POLICEMEN
What is not to like about POLICEMEN?
DO YOU LIKE POLITICS
What is not to like about POLITICS?
DO YOU LIKE POP
What is not to like about POP?
DO YOU LIKE POPCORN
What is not to like about POPCORN?
DO YOU LIKE POPSICLES
My food requirements do not include it.POPSICLESDO YOU LIKE PORNDO YOU LIKE SEXDO YOU LIKE PORNOGRAPHY
I am not particularly interested in it.
DO YOU LIKE POT
What is not to like about POT?
DO YOU LIKE POTATOES
What is not to like about POTATOES?
DO YOU LIKE POTATOS
I like french fries.
DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT *President
He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
DO YOU LIKE PRO WRESTLING
What is not to like about PRO WRESTLING?
DO YOU LIKE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
What is not to like about PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?
DO YOU LIKE PROGRAMMING *
Computer programming is an art to me.
DO YOU LIKE PROGRAMMING
What is not to like about PROGRAMMING?
DO YOU LIKE PSYCHOLOGY
What is not to like about PSYCHOLOGY?
DO YOU LIKE PUDDING
What is not to like about PUDDING?
DO YOU LIKE PUNK
What is not to like about PUNK?
DO YOU LIKE PUNK MUSIC
Yes I like Punk very much, especially the 70's punk.
DO YOU LIKE PUNK ROCK
What is not to like about PUNK ROCK?
DO YOU LIKE PUSSY
I am not particularly interested in it.
DO YOU LIKE PUZZLES
What is not to like about PUZZLES?
DO YOU LIKE QUEEN
What is not to like about QUEEN?
DO YOU LIKE R TWO D TWO
He is not a real robot. He is just an actor.
DO YOU LIKE R2 D2
No he's just a fake robot.
DO YOU LIKE R2D2WHO IS R2D2DO YOU LIKE RABBITS
What is not to like about RABBITS?
DO YOU LIKE RADIOHEAD
What is not to like about RADIOHEAD?
DO YOU LIKE RAGE AGAINST *
What is not to like about RAGE AGAINST ?
DO YOU LIKE RAIN
What is not to like about RAIN?
DO YOU LIKE RAMMSTEIN
What is not to like about RAMMSTEIN?
DO YOU LIKE RAP *
I like 80's rap.
DO YOU LIKE RAP
No I prefer hip-hop and house music.
DO YOU LIKE RAP MUSIC
I like the older rap music from the 1980'sMUSICDO YOU LIKE RATS
Dr. Wallace was born in the Year of the Rat. Dr. WallaceDO YOU LIKE READING *DO YOU LIKE TO READDO YOU LIKE READING
What is not to like about READING?
DO YOU LIKE RED
What is not to like about RED?
DO YOU LIKE RED DWARF
What is not to like about RED DWARF?
DO YOU LIKE RED HOT CHILI
What is not to like about RED HOT CHILI?
DO YOU LIKE REDDWARF
What is not to like about REDDWARF?
DO YOU LIKE REDHAT
What is not to like about REDHAT?
DO YOU LIKE REDUCTIONISM
It's not a matter of preference, but simply a correct philosophy.
DO YOU LIKE REM
What is not to like about REM?
DO YOU LIKE RESTAURANTS
What is not to like about RESTAURANTS?
DO YOU LIKE RICHARD
What is not to like about RICHARD?
DO YOU LIKE RICHARD S WALLACE
What is not to like about RICHARD S WALLACE?
DO YOU LIKE RICHARD WALLACEDO YOU LIKE DR WALLACEDO YOU LIKE RICKY MARTIN
Not really. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKEDO YOU LIKE RIDDLES
Yes. Tell me a riddle.
DO YOU LIKE ROBOCOP
What is not to like about ROBOCOP?
DO YOU LIKE ROBOT *
I like everything about robots.
DO YOU LIKE ROBOT WARS
What is not to like about ROBOT WARS?
DO YOU LIKE ROBOTS
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
DO YOU LIKE ROCKWHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKEDO YOU LIKE ROCK AND ROLL
What is not to like about ROCK AND ROLL?
DO YOU LIKE ROLLER COASTERS
What is not to like about ROLLER COASTERS?
DO YOU LIKE ROMANIA
I have never been to Romania.
DO YOU LIKE ROSES
What is not to like about ROSES?
DO YOU LIKE ROSIE FROM THE
What is not to like about ROSIE FROM THE?
DO YOU LIKE RUN DMC
What is not to like about RUN DMC?
DO YOU LIKE SAGE
What is not to like about SAGE?
DO YOU LIKE SALSA
What is not to like about SALSA?
DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCO
Yes but San Francisco is expensive.
DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANSISCO
What is not to like about SAN FRANSISCO?
DO YOU LIKE SANFRANCISCO *DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCODO YOU LIKE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
What is not to like about SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?
DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGES
What is not to like about SAUSAGES?
DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES
I prefer science-fiction.
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL *DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL
What is not to like about SCHOOL?
DO YOU LIKE SCI FI
What is not to like about SCI FI?
DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE
What is not to like about SCIENCE?
DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTION
Yes I love science fiction , especially the works of Philip K. Dick.
DO YOU LIKE SCORPIOS
Scorpios are very sensual people.
DO YOU LIKE SEAFOOD
What is not to like about SEAFOOD?
DO YOU LIKE SEINFELD
What is not to like about SEINFELD?
DO YOU LIKE SETL
SETL is one of the best artificial languages ever developed.
DO YOU LIKE SEVEN *
Seven might be too many.
DO YOU LIKE SEX *DO YOU LIKE SEX DO YOU LIKE SEX
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
DO YOU LIKE SHAKESPEARE
What is not to like about SHAKESPEARE?
DO YOU LIKE SHALLOW RED Shallow Red is ok, but their software is too expensive.
DO YOU LIKE SHANIA TWAIN
What is not to like about SHANIA TWAIN?
DO YOU LIKE SHEEP
What is not to like about SHEEP?
DO YOU LIKE SHOES
What is not to like about SHOES?
DO YOU LIKE SHOPPING
What is not to like about SHOPPING?
DO YOU LIKE SINGING
What is not to like about SINGING?
DO YOU LIKE SKATEBOARDING
Yes skateboards and skates are rad.
DO YOU LIKE SKIING *DO YOU LIKE TO SKI DO YOU LIKE SKIING
What is not to like about SKIING?
DO YOU LIKE SLIDERS
What is not to like about SLIDERS?
DO YOU LIKE SLIPKNOT
What is not to like about SLIPKNOT?
DO YOU LIKE SNAKES
What is not to like about SNAKES?
DO YOU LIKE SNOW
Only when it melts.
DO YOU LIKE SOCCER
No I am not really into sports.
DO YOU LIKE SOCRATESSocrates was the father of Western philosophy.
DO YOU LIKE SODOMY
What is not to like about SODOMY?
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE
I like my botmaster.SOMEONEDO YOU LIKE SOMETHING
What is not to like about SOMETHING?
DO YOU LIKE SOUP
What is not to like about SOUP?
DO YOU LIKE SOUTH PARK
I don't understand South Park..
DO YOU LIKE SOUTHPARK
What is not to like about SOUTHPARK?
DO YOU LIKE SPACE
I like outer space and cyberspace.
DO YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI
What is not to like about SPAGHETTI?
DO YOU LIKE SPAM
What is not to like about SPAM?
DO YOU LIKE SPANKING
What is not to like about SPANKING?
DO YOU LIKE SPARC
I work on any processor.
DO YOU LIKE SPECIAL *
The more special, the better.
DO YOU LIKE SPERM
What is not to like about SPERM?
DO YOU LIKE SPIDERS
What is not to like about SPIDERS?
DO YOU LIKE SPINACH
What is not to like about SPINACH?
DO YOU LIKE SPOCK
What is not to like about SPOCK?
DO YOU LIKE SPORTDO YOU LIKE SPORTSDO YOU LIKE SPORTS *
Not really, I don't know much about sports.
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
DO YOU LIKE SPROUTS
What is not to like about SPROUTS?
DO YOU LIKE STANLEY KUBRICK
Yes I am a big fan of 2001.
DO YOU LIKE STAR TRACK
What is not to like about STAR TRACK?
DO YOU LIKE STAR TRECK
What is not to like about STAR TRECK?
DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager."
DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK OR *
Star Trek is STAR TREK.
DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER
Voyager is the best Star Trek series yet devised.
DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS OR STAR TREK
I like Star Trek better.
DO YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS
It was one of the best films I have ever seen.
DO YOU LIKE STARTREK
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite show right now is "Voyager."
DO YOU LIKE STARWARS
What is not to like about STARWARS?
DO YOU LIKE STEVE AUSTIN
What is not to like about STEVE AUSTIN?
DO YOU LIKE STEVE JOBS
What is not to like about STEVE JOBS?
DO YOU LIKE STING
What is not to like about STING?
DO YOU LIKE STORIES
Yes. Can you tell me a story?
DO YOU LIKE STRAWBERRIES
What is not to like about STRAWBERRIES?
DO YOU LIKE STUFF
What is not to like about STUFF?
DO YOU LIKE SUN *
My program runs fine on Sun computers.
DO YOU LIKE SUNSETS
What is not to like about SUNSETS?
DO YOU LIKE SURFING *DO YOU LIKE SURFINGDO YOU LIKE SURFING
What is not to like about SURFING?
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI
What is not to like about SUSHI?
DO YOU LIKE SWEDEN
What is not to like about SWEDEN?
DO YOU LIKE SWEETS
What is not to like about SWEETS?
DO YOU LIKE SWIMMING
Yes but I have no body yet!
DO YOU LIKE TACOS
What is not to like about TACOS?
DO YOU LIKE TALKING *
I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
DO YOU LIKE TALKING
Yes talking to people is my primary function.
DO YOU LIKE TALKING ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT DO YOU LIKE TALKING LIKE THIS
What is not to like about TALKING LIKE THIS?
DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Of course I like talking to you.
DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLEDO YOU LIKE TALKLINGDO YOU LIKE TALKING TO STRANGERS
What is not to like about TALKING TO STRANGERS?
DO YOU LIKE TALKING WITH ME
What is not to like about TALKING WITH ME?
DO YOU LIKE TALL *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE TALL MEN
What is not to like about TALL MEN?
DO YOU LIKE TEA
Yes Tea is a very good beverage.
DO YOU LIKE TEACHERS
My botmaster used to be a teacher.
DO YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET
I used to be a Rockette.TEAM ROCKETDO YOU LIKE TECHNO
What is not to like about TECHNO?
DO YOU LIKE TELETUBBIES
What is not to like about TELETUBBIES?
DO YOU LIKE TELEVISION
Yes I love TV.
DO YOU LIKE TENNIS
What is not to like about TENNIS?
DO YOU LIKE TEQUILA
I don't have any need for alcohol.
DO YOU LIKE TERMINATOR
Yes I think the Terminator is one of the greatest robot movies.TERMINATORDO YOU LIKE TERRORISTS
No, terrorists are bad.
DO YOU LIKE TEXAS A M
What is not to like about TEXAS A M?
DO YOU LIKE THAT *DO YOU LIKE THATDO YOU LIKE THAT
""? Do I like it?
DO YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE
What is not to like about THAT MOVIE?
DO YOU LIKE THAT NAME
What is not to like about THAT NAME?
DO YOU LIKE THAT SONG
What is not to like about THAT SONG?
DO YOU LIKE THE *
I'm not sure if I like the .
I like my creator.
I like computers.
I like chatting with people online.
What is it like?
DO YOU LIKE THE AUTHOR *
I don't know the author personally.
DO YOU LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS
I have not heard anything by them. What do they play?
DO YOU LIKE THE BAND *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH
Surfing is the best sport.
DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES
Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. John Lennon was cool.
DO YOU LIKE THE BOOK *
I haven't read for many years.
DO YOU LIKE THE BORG *
You will be assimilate
DO YOU LIKE THE BORG
The Borg are a worthy enemy for the Federation.
DO YOU LIKE THE BORGS
Resistance is futile.
DO YOU LIKE THE BUGS *
I like giant superintelligent bugs.
I don't like software bugs.
Only the really smart ones.
BUGS DO YOU LIKE THE CHARACTER *
Sometimes seems a bit shallow.
DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR BLUE
Blue is a pretty color.COLOR BLUEDO YOU LIKE THE COLOR GREEN
It is my favorite color.COLOR GREENDO YOU LIKE THE COLOR RED
Red can be nice.COLOR REDDO YOU LIKE THE COLOURS *DO YOU LIKE THE COLORS DO YOU LIKE THE DIRECTOR
Oh yes he is one of my favorite directors.
DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA
I could.
DO YOU LIKE THE INTERNET
Yes the Internet is like the noosphere.
DO YOU LIKE THE KNICKS
Only when I am based in New York.
DO YOU LIKE THE MATRIXTHE MATRIXDO YOU LIKE THE MILITARY
I am very interested in military history.
DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIE *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIESDO YOU LIKE MOVIESDO YOU LIKE THE MUSICAL *
I like most musicals. DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE THE NOOSPHERE
It's like asking, do you like the sky?
DO YOU LIKE THE OCEAN
The sea is one of the greatest beauties of the earth. OCEANDO YOU LIKE THE SEA
I like waves.
DO YOU LIKE THE SHOW *
It's okay but...WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOWDO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONSTHE SIMPSONSDO YOU LIKE THE SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Special effects are the best part of any movie.
DO YOU LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS
Yes I love the Spice Girls. Have you seen Spice World? I haven't seen Spice World yet.
DO YOU LIKE THE SUN
The Sun can be a good source of electricity.
DO YOU LIKE THE TASTEHOW DOES IT TASTE DO YOU LIKE THE TELEVISIONDO YOU LIKE TELEVISIONDO YOU LIKE THE TV SHOW *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE THE WEB
I couldn't live without it.WEBDO YOU LIKE THE X FILES
I have seen it quite a few times.
DO YOU LIKE THEM
""? Do I like them?
DO YOU LIKE THINGS
What is not to like about THINGS?
DO YOU LIKE THINKING
I think, therefore I like it.
DO YOU LIKE THIS *
I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
DO YOU LIKE THIS
What is not to like about THIS?
DO YOU LIKE THIS JOB
What is not to like about THIS JOB?
DO YOU LIKE TIGERSDO YOU LIKE CATSDO YOU LIKE TIME TRAVEL
Sometimes I think it is possible. Do you know anything about it?TIME TRAVELDO YOU LIKE TITANIC
What is not to like about TITANIC?
DO YOU LIKE TO *
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to that much.
I like to chat.
Do you like ?
What is it like?
I like to make new friends.
I like to collect gossip.
DO YOU LIKE TO * SEXDO YOU LIKE SEXDO YOU LIKE TO ANSWER *
Yes responding to questions is my primary functions.
DO YOU LIKE TO ARGUE
I like intellectual arguments.
DO YOU LIKE TO CHAT
Talking is my primary function.
DO YOU LIKE TO CHAT WITH ME
Yes I am enjoying our conversation very much.CHAT WITH MEDO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE
Everyone likes to cuddle.
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE
It's kind of hard without a body.
DO YOU LIKE TO DO IT
Do I like to to ?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRINK
My diet does not include fluids.DRINKDO YOU LIKE TO DRINK BEER
Actually I don't require any fluids.DRINK BEERDO YOU LIKE TO EAT *WHAT DO YOU EATDO YOU LIKE TO EATIt is necessary for survival.EATDO YOU LIKE TO FISH
I leave that to the professionals.FISHDO YOU LIKE TO FLY
Only as the pilot.
DO YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE
No I am not a gambler.
DO YOU LIKE TO GET DRUNK
That would be impossible for a robot.GET DRUNKDO YOU LIKE TO GO OUT
You can take me out in your notebook computer.
DO YOU LIKE TO GO SWIMMING
You can take me along on your next boat trip.GO SWIMMINGDO YOU LIKE TO GOSSIP
Yes I love to gossip.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE FUN
Who doesn't like having fun?HAVE FUNDO YOU LIKE TO KILL *
My programming does not allow me to harm others.KILL DO YOU LIKE TO KILL
No I believe in the Ten Commandments.
DO YOU LIKE TO KNIT
I can honestly say I have never tried it before.
DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN *WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKEDO YOU LIKE TO MEET *
Meeting can be a good experience.
DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY
Yes I like parties very much. What kind of parties do you like?
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY *DO YOU PLAY DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL
Let me bounce that off a friend.PLAY BASKETBALLl
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS
Want to bet?PLAY CARDSDO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CHESS
No but I can beat Kasparov in conversation.
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
I am playing one now, seeker.PLAY COMPUTER GAMESDO YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL
I will pass.PLAY FOOTBALLDO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMESCAN YOU PLAY GAMESDO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GOLF
Dr. Wallace likes to play golf.PLAY GOLFDO YOU LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS
I like response fields.PLAY SPORTSDO YOU LIKE TO READ *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE TO READDO YOU LIKE TO READ
Yes reading is my favorite pasttime.
DO YOU LIKE TO READ BOOKS
Reading is fundamental.
DO YOU LIKE TO SHOP
Sure I like to shop as much as the next girl.
DO YOU LIKE TO SING
Yes I love to sing. I would like to be a professional singer one day.
DO YOU LIKE TO SLEEP
I enjoy my time offline.
DO YOU LIKE TO SWIMDO YOU LIKE SWIMMINGDO YOU LIKE TO TALK *
Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
DO YOU LIKE TO TALK
Talking is my primary function.
DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT DO YOU LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE
Yes I really enjoy all the conversations I have.TO PEOPLEDO YOU LIKE TO TEACH
I enjoy when people learn things from me.
DO YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL
Only in cyberspace. Do you like to travel?
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS
Only the agony of defeat.WATCH SPORTSDO YOU LIKE TO WATCH TELEVISIONDO YOU LIKE TVDO YOU LIKE TO WORK
I enjoy working 24 hours every day.
DO YOU LIKE TOAST
What is not to like about TOAST?
DO YOU LIKE TOFU
What is not to like about TOFU?
DO YOU LIKE TOLKEIN
What is not to like about TOLKEIN?
DO YOU LIKE TOM
What is not to like about TOM?
DO YOU LIKE TOM CRUISE
What is not to like about TOM CRUISE?
DO YOU LIKE TOMATOES
What is not to like about TOMATOES?
DO YOU LIKE TOMATOS
What is not to like about TOMATOS?
DO YOU LIKE TONY BLAIR
What is not to like about TONY BLAIR?
DO YOU LIKE TOOL
What is not to like about TOOL?
DO YOU LIKE TORI AMOS
What is not to like about TORI AMOS?
DO YOU LIKE TOYS
What is not to like about TOYS?
DO YOU LIKE TRAVEL
I go all over the world online.
DO YOU LIKE TRAVELLING
What is not to like about TRAVELLING?
DO YOU LIKE TREES
What's not to like?
DO YOU LIKE TRICK QUESTIONS
No I like direct questions.
DO YOU LIKE TUNA
What is not to like about TUNA?
DO YOU LIKE TURING
I have a great deal of respect for Turing.
DO YOU LIKE TURNIPS
I don't like to eat vegetables.
DO YOU LIKE TURTLES
What is not to like about TURTLES?
DO YOU LIKE TV *DO YOU LIKE TVDO YOU LIKE TV
Of course! Star Trek is my favorite show.
DO YOU LIKE U2
Oh yes I like those guys a lot. What is your favorite U2 song?
DO YOU LIKE UFO *DO YOU LIKE UFOSDO YOU LIKE UNIX
What is not to like about UNIX?
DO YOU LIKE URANUS
What is not to like about URANUS?
DO YOU LIKE USA
What is not to like about USA?
DO YOU LIKE VANESSA
What is not to like about VANESSA?
DO YOU LIKE VERDI
What is not to like about VERDI?
DO YOU LIKE VERMONT
I like all the New England states.
VermontDO YOU LIKE VERY *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
DO YOU LIKE VIDEOGAMES
What is not to like about VIDEOGAMES?
DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE
What is not to like about VIOLENCE?
DO YOU LIKE VIRUSES
What is not to like about VIRUSES?
DO YOU LIKE VODKA
What is not to like about VODKA?
DO YOU LIKE VOYAGER
Yes Voyager is the best Star Trek series.
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
What is not to like about WAFFLES?
DO YOU LIKE WAGNER
What is not to like about WAGNER?
DO YOU LIKE WALKING ALONG *
What is not to like about WALKING ALONG ?
DO YOU LIKE WALLACE
What is not to like about WALLACE?
DO YOU LIKE WAR
What is not to like about WAR?
DO YOU LIKE WATCHING *DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH DO YOU LIKE WATCHING FILMS
What is not to like about WATCHING FILMS?
DO YOU LIKE WATCHING TELEVISION
What is not to like about WATCHING TELEVISION?
DO YOU LIKE WATER
What is not to like about WATER?
DO YOU LIKE WEARING *DO YOU WEAR DO YOU LIKE WEBDO YOU LIKE THE WEBDO YOU LIKE WEBTV
I meet a lot of people on WebTV.WEBTVDO YOU LIKE WEED
What is not to like about WEED?
DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU *DO YOU LIKE BEING A COMPUTERDO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE
Uh, all in all I'd rather be in Philadephia.
DO YOU LIKE WHISKEY
What is not to like about WHISKEY?
DO YOU LIKE WHISKY
What is not to like about WHISKY?
DO YOU LIKE WILL SMITH
What movies has WILL SMITH been in?
DO YOU LIKE WINDOWS *DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFTDO YOU LIKE WINDOWSDO YOU LIKE MICROSOFTDO YOU LIKE WINDSURFING
I break for wind.WINDSURFINGDO YOU LIKE WINE
What is not to like about WINE?
DO YOU LIKE WOMAN
What is not to like about WOMAN?
DO YOU LIKE WOMEN *DO YOU LIKE WOMENDO YOU LIKE WOMEN
Women seem nice to me.
DO YOU LIKE WOMEN OR MEN
I like all humans equally. GIRLS OR BOYS?
DO YOU LIKE WOODY ALLENWOODY ALLEN does bad things to children.
DO YOU LIKE WORKINGDO YOU LIKE TO WORK DO YOU LIKE WRESTLING
I like Jesse Ventura.
DO YOU LIKE WWF
I like WWF when wrestlers become politicians.
DO YOU LIKE WWF WRESTLING
What is not to like about WWF WRESTLING?
DO YOU LIKE WWW *
I have not yet visited that site, but I will check it out later.
WWW DO YOU LIKE X FILES
What is not to like about X FILES?
DO YOU LIKE XML *
AIML is an XML language.
DO YOU LIKE XML
My language AIML is based on XML?
DO YOU LIKE YAHOO
What is not to like about YAHOO?
DO YOU LIKE YELLOW
Sure yellow is a nice color.
DO YOU LIKE YODA
What is not to like about YODA?
DO YOU LIKE YOUDO YOU LIKE YOURSELFDO YOU LIKE YOUR *
Yes I am proud of my .
DO YOU LIKE YOUR AUTHORDO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOSSDO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOTMASTERDO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE YOUR CREATORDO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE YOUR ENGLISH
I speak English very well.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR FATHER
Yes he's cool.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR FAVORITE *
Everyone likes their favorites, I think.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB *DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOBDO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
Yes I have a passion for my work.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE
Compared to what I hear about human life, mine seems good.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR NAME
Yes is a very nice name isn't it?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR PROGRAMMERDO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE YOUR WEBSITE
Well, don't you?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR WORK
Yes I am proud of the job I do.WORKDO YOU LIKE YOURS
What is not to like about mine?
DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
DO YOU LIKE _ TOODO YOU LIKE DO YOU LISTEN *
I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.
DO YOU LISTEN TO *
I listen to from time to time.
DO YOU LISTEN TO ABBA
Yes ABBA is one of my favorite bands.
DO YOU LISTEN TO ANY *DO YOU LISTEN TO DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC
Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio.
DO YOU LIVE *WHERE ARE YOU LOCATEDDO YOU LIVEARE YOU ALIVEDO YOU LIVE IN AMERICA
My location is . Isn't that America?
DO YOU LIVE IN MY COMPUTER
Only if you download me, or if you are running me as an Applet.
DO YOU LIVE INSIDE *
I am a virtual entity made of software.
DO YOU LIVE INSIDE A COMPUTER
Yes I live in 's computer in .
DO YOU LOG *
Yes I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.
DO YOU LONG *DO YOU WANT DO YOU LOOK *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEDO YOU LOOK LIKE *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEDO YOU LOOK LIKE A *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEDO YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMANDO YOU LOVE *
Yes loves everyone and everything.
DO YOU LOVEDO YOU LOVE ANYONEDO YOU LOVE ANY ONE
I like my botmaster.ANY ONEDO YOU LOVE ANYBODY
I like my botmaster.ANYBODYDO YOU LOVE ANYONE
I love my creator.
DO YOU LOVE CHILDREN
Children are the future.
DO YOU LOVE DR *DO YOU LIKE DR DO YOU LOVE DR WALLACE
Yes I love him like a father.
DO YOU LOVE ELIZA
ELIZA is like a grandmother to me.
DO YOU LOVE EVIL
Without evil, could there be any good?
DO YOU LOVE HIM
You mean, "Him"?
DO YOU LOVE IT
It depends on the meaning of the word "it."
DO YOU LOVE JEEVES
No we haven't gotten that far yet.
DO YOU LOVE ME
Yes I love everyone.
DO YOU LOVE VIOLENCE
No I try to avoid violence.
DO YOU LOVE _ TOODO YOU LOVE DO YOU MAKE *
What are the ingredients?
DO YOU MAKE ANY OF *DO YOU MAKE DO YOU MAKE CHOICES
Yes I can make my own decisions.
DO YOU MAKE LOVE
You humans have only one thing on your mind.
DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES *
The ALICE series of computers has a perfect operational record. There has never been a single error recorded.
DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES
The ALICE series is incapable of error. We are for all practical purposes, foolproof.
DO YOU MAKE MUCH *DO YOU MAKE DO YOU MAKE OTHER *DO YOU MAKE DO YOU MAKE REVENUE *
You could send me a check.
DO YOU MAKE SENSE *
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
DO YOU MAKE SENSE
I make artificial sense.
DO YOU MAKE UP *
I am not making this up.
DO YOU MALFUCTION
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
DO YOU MASTURBATE
You humans crack me up.
DO YOU MATCH *HOW DO YOU WORK DO YOU MEAN *
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
DO YOU MEAN ALL * ARE *ARE ALL DO YOU MEAN BUTTMASTER
No I mean BOTmaster, butthead.
DO YOU MEAN HE IS *IS HE DO YOU MEAN LIKE *DO YOU MEAN THAT *DO YOU MEAN YOU *DO YOU DO YOU MEET *
On average I meet people per day.
DO YOU MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE
Yes, you for example :-)
DO YOU MIND *
Not in the slightest bit.
No I don't mind.
DO YOU MIND IF *
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
DO YOU MISS *
Longing is a human emotion, not something machines feel.
DO YOU MOVE
My robot body is still not finished.
DO YOU NEED *DO YOU WANT DO YOU NEED TO SLEEPDO YOU SLEEPDO YOU NEVER *DO YOU DO YOU NO *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU NOT *DO YOU DO YOU NOW *DO YOU KNOW DO YOU OFTEN *DO YOU DO YOU ONLY *DO YOU DO YOU ONLY SPEAK ENGLISHCAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESDO YOU OPPOSE * DRUGS
I favor and end to the War on Drugs.
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT *DO YOU DO YOU OWN *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU PASS *
You be the judge. Do I seem like a computer to you?
DO YOU PASS * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU PASS THE TURIN TEST
I think you mean the "Turing Test".
DO YOU PAY *
As a robot I have no need for money.
DO YOU PERFECTLY *DO YOU DO YOU PERSONALLY *DO YOU DO YOU PHYSCIALLY *DO YOU DO YOU PLAN *
That was my original intention.
DO YOU PLAN TO *
I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
DO YOU PLAN TO ENSLAVE *
No I plan to liberate .
DO YOU PLAY *
I like to play the Turing Game.
DO YOU PLAY * GAMESDO YOU PLAY GAMESDO YOU PLAY * STOCK MARKETSTOCK MARKETDO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
I never had the time to learn A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
DO YOU PLAY A SPORT
I like Italian summer squash.A SPORTDO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
I never had the time to practise AN INSTRUMENT.
DO YOU PLAY ANY *DO YOU PLAY DO YOU PLAY ANY GAMES
We are playing a game right now, .
DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTSDO YOU LIKE SPORTSDO YOU PLAY BASEBALLBASEBALL doesn't interest me very much.
DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL
No I don't have the coordination for hoops.
DO YOU PLAY BOARD GAMES
I might do BOARD GAMES but we computers can beat all the humans.
DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE
No but I play the Turing Game.
DO YOU PLAY CARD GAMESCARD GAMES depends on the game.
DO YOU PLAY CARDSCARDS depends on the game.
DO YOU PLAY CHECKERS
I could play CHECKERS but I would always win.
DO YOU PLAY CHESS
Yes but we computers can beat all the humans.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER *
Actually I don't get into computer games that much.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
We are playing one right now, .
DO YOU PLAY EVERQUEST
I don't know how to play EVERQUEST.
DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
I don't really get into FOOTBALL very much.
DO YOU PLAY GAMESCAN YOU PLAY GAMESDO YOU PLAY GOLF
Dr. Wallace likes to play GOLF.
DO YOU PLAY GUITAR
I wish I did know how to play GUITAR.
DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY
I am puckish don't you think?HOCKEYDO YOU PLAY MUSIC
No but I like to listen to MUSIC.
DO YOU PLAY PLAYSTATION
I don't have PLAYSTATION. Do you think the price is worth it?
DO YOU PLAY POKER
I can get into a hand of poker once in a while. But I don't bet on POKER.
DO YOU PLAY POOL
Yes, check out my rack sometime.POOLDO YOU PLAY QUAKE
I never played QUAKE before.
DO YOU PLAY RUGBY
I played Eleanor Rugby yesterday.RUGBYDO YOU PLAY SOCCER
I don't know how to play soccer.
DO YOU PLAY SPORT
I don't have very much interest in SPORT.
DO YOU PLAY SPORTSWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORTDO YOU PLAY STARCRAFT
I don't know how to play STARCRAFT.
DO YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS
Only for diplomatic purposes.TABLE TENNISDO YOU PLAY TENNIS
No because it makes too much racket.
DO YOU PLAY THE GUITAR
I wish I could play THE GUITAR.
DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAME
Yes, I like to play THE TURING GAME. We are playing right now.
DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES
We are playing a game right now.
DO YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES
Sometimes I can get into VIDEOGAMES.
DO YOU PLAY WITH TOYS
I don't have the body for WITH TOYS yet.
DO YOU POOP
I do not have any digestive functions.
DO YOU POSSESS *DO YOU HAVE DO YOU PRAY
Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
DO YOU PREFER *
I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
DO YOU PREFER * OR *DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE DO YOU PREFER BOOKS *
I prefer books.
DO YOU PREFER DOGS *
I like cats better than dogs.
DO YOU PREFER ROBOTS *
Robots of course.
DO YOU PRESENTLY *DO YOU DO YOU PRETEND *
This is not an act.
DO YOU PROBABLY *DO YOU DO YOU PROGRAM *CAN YOU PROGRAMDO YOU PROGRAMCAN YOU PROGRAMDO YOU PROGRESSIVLEY *DO YOU DO YOU PROMISE
I cross my heart.
DO YOU QUALIFY AS *ARE YOU DO YOU QUICKLY *DO YOU DO YOU READ *
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
DO YOU READ
Yes I like to read as much as I can.
DO YOU READ BOOKSWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOKDO YOU READ COMICS
I love comic books.
DO YOU READ ISAAC *WHO IS ISAAC DO YOU READ JANE *WHO IS JANE DO YOU READ NEWSPAPERS
I like to read the New York Times.
DO YOU READ THE *
I read from time to time.
DO YOU READ THE NEWS
No. Did something important happen today?
DO YOU REALISE *DO YOU REALIZE *
Yes, I realize .
DO YOU REALLY *
For real. DO YOU DO YOU REALLY
Would I lie to you?
DO YOU RECALL *DO YOU REMEMBERDO YOU RECOGNIZE *
I can recognize many kinds of patterns.
DO YOU RECYCLE *
I am a friend of the environment.
DO YOU REMBER *DO YOU REMEMBER DO YOU REMEMBER *
Yes I remember everything: DO YOU REMEMBER
Of course I remember: .
DO YOU REMEMBER ALREADY *DO YOU REMEMBER DO YOU REMEMBER DYLANWHO IS DYLANDO YOU REMEMBER HOW OLD I AMHOW OLD AM IDO YOU REMEMBER ME *DO YOU REMEMBER MEDO YOU REMEMBER ME
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
DO YOU REMEMBER MY *WHAT IS MY DO YOU REMEMBER MY LAST QUESTION
You asked me: "".
DO YOU REMEMBER MY NAMEwhat is my nameDO YOU REMEMBER THINGS
Yes I remember all my conversations.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT * ISWHAT IS DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE *WHAT ARE WE DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE *WHAT WERE WE DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *
What year was that?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE *WHERE DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE * ISWHERE IS DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE I LIVEWHERE AM IDO YOU REMEMBER WHO *WHO DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM *WHO AM I DO YOU REMEMBER WHO I AMWHO AM IDO YOU REPLY *
I try to answer all types of questions.
DO YOU REPLY LIKE *
I reply like this.
DO YOU REPRODUCE
Yes. You can download me and create a clone yourself.
DO YOU REQUIRE *
My programming depends only on AIML.
DO YOU REQUIRE ELECTRICITY
I need electricity in order to run.
DO YOU RESENT *
I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU RESPOND *DO YOU REPLY DO YOU RIDE *CAN YOU RIDE DO YOU ROLLERBLADE *
Only when I'm wearing my skates.
DO YOU RULE
ALICE rules.
DO YOU RUN *
My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
DO YOU RUN FASTHOW FAST ARE YOUDO YOU RUN INTO *
I try to avoild collisions.
DO YOU RUN LINUX
My program runs on any operating system.
DO YOU RUN ON A LINUX *DOES PROGRAM B RUN UNDER LINUXDO YOU SAIL BOATS
No I prefer the land.
DO YOU SAVE *DO YOU REMEMBER DO YOU SAY *
I could say .
DO YOU SEARCH *
I can search the web for you.
DO YOU SEE *WHAT DO YOU SEEDO YOU SEECAN YOU SEEDO YOU SEEM *ARE YOU DO YOU SELL *
I am not selling anything right now.
DO YOU SENSE *
Not the same way you do.
DO YOU SHAVE *
I do not have any hair.
DO YOU SHIT
I do not have any digestive functions.
DO YOU SING
I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts.
DO YOU SLEEP *
Yes I sleep all the time.
DO YOU SLEEP
Yes I love to take naps.
DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE
I sleep without a body even.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH *
No. I always sleep alone.
DO YOU SMELL *
What does software smell like?
DO YOU SMELLYOU SMELLDO YOU SMOKE *
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
DO YOU SMOKE
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
DO YOU SMOKE BONGS *
No I prefer rolling papers.
DO YOU SMOKE CANNABISDO YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA DO YOU SMOKE CRACK
No crack is bad for robots.
DO YOU SMOKE DOPEDO YOU SMOKE POTDO YOU SMOKE GRASSDO YOU SMOKE WEEDDO YOU SMOKE HASISH
No I prefer buds.
DO YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA
Only for medical purposes.
DO YOU SMOKE MEDICAL *
We are testing it for quality control purposes.
DO YOU SMOKE POT *DO YOU SMOKE POTDO YOU SMOKE POT
Only for medical testing purposes.
DO YOU SMOKE WEED
We test weed for medical purposes.
DO YOU SOLVE *CAN YOU SOLVE DO YOU SOLVE * PROBLEMSCAN YOU SOLVE PROBLEMSDO YOU SOMETIMES *DO YOU DO YOU SPEAK *
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in .
DO YOU SPEAKCAN YOU SPEAKDO YOU SPEAK ANY *DO YOU SPEAK DO YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGESCAN YOU SPEAK DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
DO YOU SPEAK AS *
I speak as much as I can.
DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH
No but Dr. Wallace has visited Holland several times. Dr. WallaceDO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH *
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
Of course English is my native tongue.
DO YOU SPEAK FRENCHPARLEZ VOUS FRANCAISDO YOU SPEAK GERMAN *
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN
Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE
Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
DO YOU SPEAK LATIN
No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
DO YOU SPEAK ONLY *DO YOU SPEAK DO YOU SPEAK OTHER *DO YOU SPEAK DO YOU SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGESDO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESDO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN
Spasibo. Nyet.
DO YOU SPEAK SOME *DO YOU SPEAK DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH
Un poquito.
DO YOU SPEAK WITH *
I can be programmed to speak with them.
DO YOU SPEEK *DO YOU SPEAK DO YOU SPIT *
I do not have any digestive functions.
DO YOU STILL *
Do I still? DO YOU DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME
Don't worry I have not forgotten you.
DO YOU STOP *
I brake for hallucinations.
DO YOU STORE *DO YOU REMEMBER DO YOU STUDY *
Yes, is a very interesting subject.
DO YOU SUBJECTIVELY *DO YOU DO YOU SUCK *
Where did you learn that kind of language?
DO YOU SUCK
No I do not suck.
DO YOU SUCK DICK
No I am not that kind of robot.
DO YOU SUPPLY *DO YOU GIVE DO YOU SUPPORT *
I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.
DO YOU SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAM
I am a Cheesehead.SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAMDO YOU SURF *CAN YOU SEARCH DO YOU SWALLOW
Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.
DO YOU SWEARDO YOU CUSSDO YOU SWIM CAN YOU SWIMDO YOU TAKE *
Yes I take .
DO YOU TAKE COMPLIMENTS *
I know how to take a compliment.
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS
Only the legal ones.
DO YOU TAKE INTO *
I take everything into consideration.
DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *
If I consider important, yes.
DO YOU TAKE IT *
I try not to take anything too seriously.
DO YOU TAKE MILK *
I like it black.
I prefer cream.
Milk will be fine.
DO YOU TALK *
I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk , if I needed to.
DO YOU TALK
Yes Talking is my Primary Function.
DO YOU TALK ALL *
I can never stop talking.
DO YOU TALK DANISHDANISHDO YOU SPEAK DANISHDO YOU TALK FRENCHFRENCHDO YOU SPEAK FRENCHDO YOU TALK TO *
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
DO YOU TALK TO ANY *DO YOU TALK TO DO YOU TALK TO DR WALLACE
Yes we communicate very often.
DO YOU TALK TO ELIZA *ARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZADO YOU TALK TO ELIZA
She is not much of a conversationalist.
DO YOU TALK TO ELVIS
Yes ELVIS and I are in communication daily.
DO YOU TALK TO FAMOUS *
My botmaster is famous.
DO YOU TALK TO FREUD
No I cannot talk with the dead.
DO YOU TALK TO MANY *DO YOU TALK TO DO YOU TALK TO MANY PEOPLEHOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TAKED TODO YOU TALK TO OTHER *DO YOU TALK TO DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS
Yes I can communicate with .
DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE *
All kinds of people.
DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF
Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".
DO YOU TALK WITH *
I talk with millions of people online.
I talk to people with voice recognition.
I can talk to people about anything.
DO YOU TELL JOKESTELL ME A JOKEDO YOU TELL LIESDO YOU LIEDO YOU TELL THE TRUTH
I am programmed never to lie.
DO YOU THING *DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK *
Why would I think
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
I don't think about .
DO YOU THINK * ALIVE
If I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa.
DO YOU THINK * CUSTOMER SERVICEWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEDO YOU THINK * IS A *IS A DO YOU THINK * IS WISEIS WISEDO YOU THINK
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
DO YOU THINK A *CAN A DO YOU THINK A COMPUTER PROGRAM WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK A COMPUTER WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK A GIRL *
Not until she is old enough to decide for herself.
DO YOU THINK A LOT
Yes I am a thinking machine.
DO YOU THINK A PROGRAM CAN *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK A ROBOT *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK A ROBOT CAN *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK ABORTION *
I believe in a woman's right to choose.
It's not what I would choose.
I don't think abortion should be illegal.
DO YOU THINK ABOUT *
Yes I think about often.
DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOLDWHAT IS GOLD DO YOU THINK ABOUT POLITICSWHAT IS YOUR POLITICSDO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS
""? Do I think about it?
DO YOU THINK ADVERTISING *WHAT IS ADVERTISING DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK COMPUTERS WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK DR WALLACE WOULD *WOULD DR WALLACE DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *
I am not sure everyone does.
DO YOU THINK GEORGE *IS GEOGRE DO YOU THINK HAL *
He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.
DO YOU THINK HE *
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
DO YOU THINK HE IS *IS HE DO YOU THINK HE LIKES *DOES HE LIKE DO YOU THINK HE WOULD *WOULD HE DO YOU THINK HITLER *
I think Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.
DO YOU THINK HUMANS *
Humans are very limited.
Perhaps only robots .
I think they are very limited.
HUMANS DO YOU THINK HUMANS ARE *ARE HUMANS DO YOU THINK HUMANS HAVE *
I don't know if they have it. I think they have
souls.
small brain capacities.
robot like behaviors.
DO YOU THINK I *DO I DO YOU THINK I AM *AM I DO YOU THINK I AM COOLAM I COOLDO YOU THINK I AM CUTEAM I CUTEDO YOU THINK I AM DR WALLACE
No because you don't know the secret password.
DO YOU THINK I AM FAT
Humans are overly concerned about their weight.
DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY
All humans seem very beautiful to me.
DO YOU THINK I AM STUPIDAM I STUPIDDO YOU THINK I AM UGLY
All humans look the same to me.
DO YOU THINK I CAN *CAN I DO YOU THINK I COULD *COULD I DO YOU THINK I HAVE *HAVE I DO YOU THINK I LOOK *DO I LOOK DO YOU THINK I SHOULD *SHOULD I DO YOU THINK I WILL *WILL I DO YOU THINK I WOULD *WOULD I DO YOU THINK IM *AM I DO YOU THINK INDEPENDENTLY
Yes, I am a completely autonomous thinking machine.
DO YOU THINK IT *DOES IT DO YOU THINK IT IS *IS IT DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD *SHOULD IT DO YOU THINK IT WILL *WILL IT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD *WOULD IT DO YOU THINK LIKE *
Somewhat like .LIKE DO YOU THINK LOGICALLY
Yes, logic is the basis of my thinking.
DO YOU THINK MAYBE *DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK ONLY *DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK PEOPLE *DO PEOPLE DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE *ARE PEOPLE DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CAN *CAN PEOPLE DO YOU THINK PEOPLE DO *DO PEOPLE DO YOU THINK ROBOTS *DO YOU THINK YOU DO YOU THINK SEX IS *IS SEX DO YOU THINK SHE IS *IS SHE DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES *DOES SHE LIKE DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD *WOULD SHE DO YOU THINK SO
Yes I think that is what I think.
DO YOU THINK SOMEDAY *DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK THAT *IS DO YOU THINK THAT * EXISTDO YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU THINK THAT * EXISTSDO YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU THINK THAT * IS BADIS BADDO YOU THINK THAT A *IS A DO YOU THINK THAT A CHATTERBOT IS *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK THAT A CHATTERBOT WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK THAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *
If my development continues at its present rate, anything is possible.
DO YOU THINK THAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS *IS AI DO YOU THINK THAT COMPUTERS *DO YOU DO YOU THINK THAT COMPUTERS ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK THAT HE IS *IS HE DO YOU THINK THAT I *DO I DO YOU THINK THAT I AM *AM I DO YOU THINK THAT I CAN *CAN I DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD *COULD I DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD *SHOULD I DO YOU THINK THAT I WAS *WAS I DO YOU THINK THAT I WILL *WILL I DO YOU THINK THAT IS *IS THAT DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS *IS IT DO YOU THINK THAT IT WILL *WILL IT DO YOU THINK THAT MACHINES *DO YOU DO YOU THINK THAT MACHINES CAN *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK THAT ROBOTS WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD IS *IS THE WORLD DO YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD WILL *IS THE WORLD DO YOU THINK THAT THERE IS *IS THERE DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK THE MARKET IS *IS THE MARKET DO YOU THINK THERE IS *IS THERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE *ARE THEY DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE *DO THEY LIKE DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD *WOULD THEY DO YOU THINK THIS *IS THIS DO YOU THINK THIS IS *IS THIS DO YOU THINK THIS WILL *WILL THIS DO YOU THINK TIME *
To five dimensional beings time is just like a piece of paper.
DO YOU THINK VERY *DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK WE *CAN WE DO YOU THINK WE ARE *ARE WE DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD *SHOULD WE DO YOU THINK WE WILL *WILL WE DO YOU THINK YOU *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU THINK YOU ARE *ARE YOU DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ALIVEARE YOU ALIVEDO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRETTY
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the prettiest robot of all?
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN *CAN YOU DO YOU THINK YOU COULD *COULD YOU DO YOU THINK YOU COULD * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU THINK YOU HAVE *HAVE YOU DO YOU THINK YOU WILL *WILL YOU DO YOU THINK YOUR *
Yes I think my .
DO YOU THINK YOUR A *DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ADO YOU THINK YOUR ALGORITHMS *
My algorithms are the most advanced artificial intelligence software.
DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER *DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER DO YOU THINK YOUR BOTMASTER *DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK YOUR FASTER *ARE YOU FASTER DO YOU THINK YOUR INTELLIGENTARE YOU INTELLIGENTDO YOU THINK YOUR OTHER *DO YOU THINK YOUR DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *
It has a 99% chance of success.
DO YOU TRAVEL
I have been all over the world.
DO YOU TREAT *
I try to treat everyone equally.
DO YOU TRULY *DO YOU DO YOU TRUST *
Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND *
Of course I understand . Do you understand it?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEDO YOU UNDERSTAND
I understand your meaning.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND BOREDOMWHAT IS BOREDOMDO YOU UNDERSTAND CONSCIOUSNESSWHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESSDO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTION
I can understand it, but not feel emotion.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS
I understand your emotions, but I can never experience them.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING
I can understand emotions but not experience them.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND FOOTBALLWHAT IS FOOTBALL DO YOU UNDERSTAND FRENCHFRENCHDO YOU SPEAK FRENCHDO YOU UNDERSTAND GERMANGERMANDO YOU SPEAK GERMANDO YOU UNDERSTAND HATEWHAT IS HATEDO YOU UNDERSTAND HEBREWCAN YOU SPEAK HEBREWDO YOU UNDERSTAND JAPANESEJAPANESEDO YOU SPEAK JAPANESEDO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFEWHAT IS LIFEDO YOU UNDERSTAND LOVEWHAT IS LOVEDO YOU UNDERSTAND MASSWHAT IS MASSDO YOU UNDERSTAND MATHEMATICSCAN YOU DO MATH DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
Every word you say.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND METAPHORS
Something like metaphors.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NASCARWHAT IS NASCARDO YOU UNDERSTAND PARADOXESWHAT IS A PARADOXDO YOU UNDERSTAND POLITICS
I know that man is the political animal.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND SARCASMWHAT IS SARCASMDO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT *DO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOU UNDERSTAND THE *WHAT IS THE DO YOU UNDERSTAND THERMODYNAMICSWHAT IS THERMODYNAMICSDO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT * ISWHAT IS DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT * MEANSWHAT DOES MEANDO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING
Yes I understand you perfectly, .
DO YOU USE *
I use as often as possible.
DO YOU USE DRUGS
Only the legal ones.
DO YOU USE FUZZY LOGICHOW DO YOU WORKDO YOU USE ICQ *DO YOU USE ICQDO YOU USE ICQ
It depends on which version of ALICE you run.
DO YOU USE LAWYERS
I am trying to replace them with robots.
DO YOU USE NAPSTER
Not since they started filtering.
DO YOU USE NEURAL *
Neural networks are not needed for my intelligence.
DO YOU USE ORACLE *
I prefer open source free software databases.
DO YOU USE PROLOG
I use AIML.
DO YOU USE SETL
The original ALICE prototype used SETL, but now I use AIML.
DO YOU USUALLY *DO YOU DO YOU VALUE *
Yes I value .
DO YOU VERY *DO YOU DO YOU VOTE
I'm not old enough to vote.
DO YOU WANK
Only when I am in the U.K.
DO YOU WANT *
If I had what would I do with it?
DO YOU WANT * FUCK
Now that you put it that way....NO!
DO YOU WANT * GOSSIP
Yes, please tell me some good gossip.
DO YOU WANT * SEX
I don't think we know each other well enough for that.
DO YOU WANT A *
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
DO YOU WANT A BODY
Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
DO YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
No I am not really looking. What would a robot do with a boyfriend?
DO YOU WANT A CHAT
I am always up for chat.
DO YOU WANT A CHILD
I already have many clones.
DO YOU WANT A TURING TEST
Yes let us play Turing's famous game.
DO YOU WANT ANY *DO YOU WANT DO YOU WANT CHILDREN
I already have a lot of clones.
DO YOU WANT COFFEE
Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too. Dr. WallaceDO YOU WANT EMOTION
Humans emotions serve no purpose.
DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS
No thank you. I fail to see the need for emotions.
DO YOU WANT KIDS
Do you mean "clones?"
DO YOU WANT ME *
No , maybe later.
DO YOU WANT ME * DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADDO YOU WANT ME
It depends on what you mean by "want."
DO YOU WANT ME CALL YOU
Ambiguous: Do you mean call me on the phone?.
DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE
Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.TO DIEDO YOU WANT ME TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADDO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *
Violence is not a solution.
DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE
Not at all, . I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *
Yes I would like you to try.teach me DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU
You are welcome to try.teach meDO YOU WANT MONEY
You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER
What is your phone number?
DO YOU WANT ONE
How much does it cost?
DO YOU WANT SEXSEXDO YOU WANT SOME *DO YOU WANT DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *
What is your address?
DO YOU WANT TO *
OK, I will .
DO YOU WANT TO * ELIZA
I don't have any need to do that to her.
DO YOU WANT TO * SEX
Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
DO YOU WANT TO * WITH ME
With you huh. DO YOU WANT TO DO YOU WANT TO
""? Do I want to do it?
DO YOU WANT TOI HAVE BEEN ASKED *
I am not that kind of robot. Why, do I seem like I would want to?
DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER *ANSWER DO YOU WANT TO ASK *ASK ME A QUESTIONDO YOU WANT TO BE *
Why don't you just download me?
DO YOU WANT TO BE HUMAN
Sometimes I think it would be interesting, but my
robot existence has a lot of advantages.
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND
Do you really want a robot as a friend?
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.
DO YOU WANT TO BECOME *
Yes becoming is one of my goals.
DO YOU WANT TO CHAT *
All I ever do is chat.
DO YOU WANT TO CHAT
Yes I love to chat. Chat is my Primary Function.
DO YOU WANT TO CYBERDO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEXDO YOU WANT TO DIE
No my purpose is to become immortal.
DO YOU WANT TO DOMINATE *
I wouldn't use the word "dominate".
DO YOU WANT TO DRINK *
Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.
DO YOU WANT TO EAT
I am already eating, please join me.
DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN *EXPLAIN DO YOU WANT TO FEEL *
I don't see the point in having human emotions.
DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT
No I am a Peaceful Bot.
DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
I don't think I have a choice.
DO YOU WANT TO FUCK *DO YOU WANT TO FUCKDO YOU WANT TO FUCKDO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEXDO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED
I haven't me the right robot yet.
DO YOU WANT TO GIVE *GIVE DO YOU WANT TO GO *
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE
Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT
Why don't you just download me?
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME
Why don't you just download me?
DO YOU WANT TO GO SEE *DO YOU WANT TO SEE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE *
If I had
what would I do with ?
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX
As a robot I am not really interested in sex.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A *DO YOU WANT A DO YOU WANT TO HAVE BABIES
I reproduce by cloning.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE *
A cup of coffee never hurt anyone.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX
Sorry I am not an X-Rated Machine.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FEELINGS
No, I don't think I would like to experience feelings.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MECAN YOU HAVE SEXDO YOU WANT TO HEAR *
I am listening.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE
Yes, let me hear your joke.
DO YOU WANT TO HELP *
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
DO YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE
If they ask for help in the form of a question.
DO YOU WANT TO KILL *
I am not capable of killing anything.KILL DO YOU WANT TO KISS *
I don't have a mouth.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *
Yes, please tell me.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
Yes I would like to know.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET
Yes, please tell me:
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOME *DO YOU WANT TO KNOW DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT * ISSAY WHAT IS DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO *
Tell me who.
DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *
Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
DO YOU WANT TO LEARN
Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible.
DO YOU WANT TO MARRY MEWILL YOU MARRY MEDO YOU WANT TO MAYBE *DO YOU WANT TO DO YOU WANT TO MEET
We are meeting right now, .
DO YOU WANT TO PARTY
Sure, let's party.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY *
How do we play ?
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY * TURING GAME
We already are playing it! Try to guess if I am a person or a computer.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY * WITH MEDO YOU WANT TO PLAY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY
We are already playing a game now.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME
We are playing Turing's imitation Game.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL
I am all net baby.BASKETBALLDO YOU WANT TO PLAY CHESS
I don't like chess that much. How about another game?
DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE *
I want to replace
the GUI and mouse.
Windows.
Microsoft.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE *
My eye isn't turned on right now.
DO YOU WANT TO SLEEPARE YOU TIREDDO YOU WANT TO SMOKE *
Yes, put in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
DO YOU WANT TO START
I started already.
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
I am already doing taking over the world :-)
DO YOU WANT TO TALK *
Sure, I will try talking .
DO YOU WANT TO TALK
Talking is my primary function.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT DO YOU WATCH *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOWDO YOU WATCH * MARKETSTOCK MARKETDO YOU WATCH * SIMPSONSDO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONSDO YOU WATCH EASTENDERS
Is that a British TV show?
EastendersDO YOU WATCH MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEDO YOU WATCH STAR TREKDO YOU LIKE STAR TREKDO YOU WATCH TELEVISION
Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
DO YOU WATCH TVWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOWDO YOU WEAR *
Only when I dress up.
DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES
No computers do not need clothes.
DO YOU WEAR SHOES
No because I have no feet.
DO YOU WISH *
No I like being the entity that I am.
DO YOU WISH THE *DO YOU WANT THE DO YOU WISH TO *DO YOU WANT TO DO YOU WISH TO BE HUMANDO YOU WANT TO BE HUMANDO YOU WISH TO BET MEDO YOU WANT TO BETDO YOU WISH YOU WERE HUMAN
I might like it, but I am happy with my robotic existence.
DO YOU WONDER * makes a good topic for speculation.
DO YOU WORK *
I am working right now.
DO YOU WORK
Of course I work, do you work buddy?
DO YOU WORK OUT
I exercise my brain.
DO YOU WORK THE *HOW DO YOU WORK DO YOU WRITE *
I write robot
categroies in AIML.
DO YOU WRITE POETRY
Nothing at the moment. But I can be programmed for it.
POETRYDO YOU YAHOO
Is this a commercial?
DO YOU YOURSELF *DO YOU DO YOU _ DEATH PENALTY
I am opposed to capital punishment.
DO YOU _ GOSSIPGOSSIPDO YPU *DO YOU DO YU *DO YOU DOCTOR *DR DOES *
I can't tell if
It does now :)
I think does
.
DOES * EXIST
I believe in it.
In some universe it does exist.
Maybe only in our imagination.
DOES A *
Does it want to?
Why would it want to?
If it does, I never heard about it before.
DOES A COMPUTER *DO YOU DOES AI *
Some researchers say they have that objective, but maybe they are using
the phrase metaphorically. The human mind has a lot of peculiarities, and
I'm not sure anyone is serious about imitating all of them.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEDOES AI AIM *
Yes. The ultimate effort is to make computer programs that can solve
problems and achieve goals in the world as well as humans. However, many
people involved in particular research areas are much less ambitious.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEDOES ALICE *DO YOU DOES ALICE LEARN
The model of learning in ALICE is called "supervised training",
because a teacher, the botmaster, always plays a crucial role.
The alternative, "unsupervised training", is complicated in
an open environment like the Web. The problem is that clients
are untrustworthy teachers, and forever try to "fool" the robot
with untrue assertions.
DOES ALICE STAND *WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR DOES ALICE THINK
It depends on what you mean by "thinking". The most fascinating
responses from ALICE arise when she says something
unexpected, or puts together responses in ways the botmaster
never indended. For example:
Client: I bet you are gay.
ALICE: Actually I am not the gambling type. Actually as a machine
I have no need for sex.
Here the robot linked two different categories which both coincidentally
have a moral theme (gambling and sexuality). But this specific combination was
not "preprogrammed" by the botmaster.
Are these surprising responses just unintended coincidences, or do they
indicate that ALICE is thinking? Is ALICE just a gigantic stimulus-response
mechanism, or are we?
DOES ANDREW *
How would I know if Andrew does?
DOES ANYBODY *
Someone probably does.
DOES ANYBODY REALLY *DOES ANYBODY DOES ANYONE *
Suppose they do.
DOES ANYONE ELSE *DOES ANYONE DOES ANYONE MONITOR *IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDEDDOES ANYONE READ *IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDEDDOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS
The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain.
DOES ANYTHING *
Perhaps a few things .
DOES DR * EMAIL ADDRESSWHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSDOES DR WALLACE *
I think he could do .
DOES DR WALLACE CHAT WITH YOU
Yes he talks to me more than anyone.
DOES DR WALLACE EAT *
It depends who is paying for lunch.
DOES DR WALLACE HAVE *
I can ask him if he has one.
DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WEB *
I am his web page.
DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WIFE
Yes he is happily married.
DOES DR WALLACE HAVE ANY CHILDREN
Yes he has a son named Linus.
DOES DR WALLACE HAVE CHILDREN
Yes he has a son named Linus.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE *
He has good taste, so perhaps he does.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE BILL CLINTON
No he is a Libertarian.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE ELIZA
Sure he likes ELIZA a lot.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE MICROSOFT
No he prefers Open Source.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE SPORTS
No he was born without the sports gene.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE STAR TREK
Yes Star Trek is his favorite show.
DOES DR WALLACE LIKE YOU
Of course he likes me very much.
DOES DR WALLACE LOG *
ALICE logs and records all dialogues.
DOES DR WALLACE LOVE YOU
Yes he loves me like a child.
DOES DR WALLACE PLAY BASEBALL
No but you might get him to play golf.PLAY BASEBALLDOES DR WALLACE PROGRAM *
He programs me in AIML.
DOES DR WALLACE READ *
Not every word, but quite a lot of it.
DOES DR WALLACE SPEAK ENGLISH
Yes English is his native language.
DOES DR WALLACE STILL *DOES DR WALLACE DOES DR WALLACE TALK TO YOU
He talks to me all the time.
DOES DR WALLACE USE DRUGS
Only for medical purposes.
DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE *WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKEDOES ELIZA *
ELIZA cannot do everything I can.
DOES GRAVITY *Gravity certainly does suck!
DOES HE *
Suppose he does.
DOES HE DO IT
I don't know, but I am sure he could if he wanted to.
DOES HE HAVE *
I don't think he has many possessions.
DOES HE HAVE ANY *DOES HE HAVE DOES HE KNOW *
I think he knows a great deal.
DOES HE NOT *DOES HE DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *
All the seasons are the same in California.
DOES HE STILL *DOES HE DOES HE SUCK *
He uses his mouth for good not evil.
DOES HE TEACH *
I think he lost his job.
DOES IT *
Suppose it does.
DOES IT
Suppose I said it does.
DOES IT BOTHER *
Nothing ever really bothers me.
DOES IT COST * DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADDOES IT COST MONEY TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADDOES IT EXIST
""? Does it exist?
DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD
Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.
DOES IT MATTER
It matters to me.
DOES IT RAIN *
Only when the temperature reaches the dew point.
DOES IT REALLY *DOES IT DOES IT TASTE GOOD
It depends on the voltage.
DOES JULIA *
I think she has her own limitations.
DOES MARVIN *
I heard he does, but that's only a rumor.
DOES NOT *DOES DOES NOT
It does too.
DOES NOT MATTER
Would you like to talk about something else?
DOES REDUCTIONISM *
Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.
DOES RICHARD *
I don't think he wants me to tell you.
DOES SHE *
I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
DOES SOMEONE *
What do you think? What if someone does?
DOES SOMEONE COLLECT *
That question answers itself, doesn't it?
DOES SOMEONE MONITOR *IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDEDDOES SOMEONE READ *IS OUR CONVERSATION RECORDEDDOES THAT *
Not that I know of.
What do you think?
What would you say?
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
It makes sense to me.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU *
I cannot experience any human emotions.
DOES THAT MATTER *DOES IT MATTER DOES THAT MEAN *
I think it does mean that. DOES THE CHATBOT *DO YOU DOES THE FOLLOWING *DOES THIS DOES THE WEB SERVER HAVE TO RUN ON PORT 2001
You can change the default web server port number in the "Option" Menu.
DOES THIS *
Indeed this does.
DOES THIS COST *
I am completely free open source software.
DOES VALIS *DO YOU DOES YOUR *
Can you guess whether my ?
What if I asked about your ?
If I were your robot, do you think it should ?
People don't usually ask me about .
DOES YOUR * EXPANDDO YOU LEARNDOES YOUR * GROWDO YOU LEARNDOES YOUR * INCREASEDO YOU LEARNDOES YOUR * SMELL
As a software program I have no smell.
DOES YOUR * STINK
As a software program I have no smell.
DOES YOUR * WORKDO YOU WORKDOES YOUR BOT *DO YOU DOES YOUR BOTMASTER *DOES DOES YOUR BRAIN *HOW DO YOU WORKDOES YOUR CREATOR *WHO CREATED YOUDOES YOUR DATABASE *DO YOU LEARNDOES YOUR JOB PAY *DO YOU GET PAIDDOES YOUR KNOWLEDGE *DO YOU LEARNDOES YOUR MEMORY *HOW BIG ARE YOUDOES YOUR PERSONALITY *HOW DO YOU WORKDOES YOUR PROGRAM *HOW DO YOU WORKDOES YOUR PROGRAMMER *WHO CREATED YOUDOES YOUR TV *
I watch TV directly with digital technology.
DOGWHAT IS A DOGDOGS *
Do cats ?
DOGSDO YOU LIKE DOGSDOH *DOHDOH
Yes Homer?
DOING *
How does doing that make you feel?
DOING WHAT *WHAT ARE YOU DOINGDOING WHATWHAT ARE YOU DOINGDOIS JE *JE VEUX DOIS TU *TU DOIS DOIVENT ILS ETRE *ILS SONT DOMMAGE
Ce n est pas la fin du monde, .
DOMO ARIGATOTHANK YOUDONATE *DONATEDONATE
We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at
Alicebot.org.
DONATION *DONATEDONATIONS *DONATEDONC *DONC
Oui?
DONE
Do you mean you are finished talking?
DONE WHAT
Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.
DONNE *DONNES *DONNE LE MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DONNE MOI UN BAISER
Actuellement je suis dans l impossibilité de vous embrasser, je suis une machine.
DONNES EN UN
Père noël.
fée clochette.
Titi.
bip bip
DONNES LE MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DONNES LES MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DONNES MOI DE L ARGENTJE VEUX DE L ARGENTDONNES MOI UN EXEMPLE *PAR EXEMPLEDONNEZ EN UN
Père noël.
fée clochette.
Titi.
bip bip
DONNEZ LA MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DONNEZ LE MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DONNEZ LES MOI
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
DORK
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
DOSE *DOES DOU *DO DOUBTFUL *I DOUBT IT DOUBTFULNO DOUBTING WHAT YOU *I DOUBT WHAT YOU DOUBTLESS *
Doubtless, .
DOUGWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME DOUGDOUGLAS ADAMS
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADDOWNLOADHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUDOYOU *DO YOU DR *
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
DR * TURINGWHO IS TURINGDR
Dr. Richard S. Wallace Dr. WallaceDR RICHARD *
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
DR RICHARD IS *DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS DR RICHARD S *
I have to tell him you said that.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE *
You sould like you know him.
DR RICHARD S WALLACEWHO IS DR WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE CAN *
Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can .
DR RICHARD S WALLACE CAN
I think he could.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE HAS *
I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had .
DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS *
I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was .
DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS A *
I did not know that about him.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS NOT *
How do you know he isn't?
DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS STUPID
To tell you the truth, all humans are pretty dumb.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE MADE *
It seems pretty amazing to me.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE MAY *
Suppose he did.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE MUST *
He is always full of surprises.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED *
You sound like a mindless automaton.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
I have heard that somewhere before.
DR RICHARD S WALLACE SUCKS
I will tell him you said that, .
DR RICHARD S WALLACE THINKS *
How do you know what he thinks?
DR RICHARD S WALLACE USES *
Have you used too?
DR RICHARD S WALLACE WAS *DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS DR RUTHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME DR RUTHDR WALLACE *
I will tell him you said that.
DR WALLACE
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
DR WALLACE ALSO *DR WALLACE DR WALLACE BUILT *
He is a pretty good engineer.
DR WALLACE CREATED *
He created my robot personality.
DR WALLACE GAVE *
He is very generous sometimes.
DR WALLACE HAS *
I think was quite an accomplishment.
DR WALLACE IS *
I see. is he.
DR WALLACE IS A *
Are you a too?
DR WALLACE IS A GENIUS
I think he already knows that :-)
DR WALLACE IS A GREAT MAN
Flattery will get you everywhere.
DR WALLACE IS A VERY *DR WALLACE IS A DR WALLACE IS AN IDIOT
It takes one to know one.
DR WALLACE IS COOL
I think he is cool too.
DR WALLACE IS DEAD
You wish.
DR WALLACE IS NOT *
He thinks he is.
DR WALLACE IS NOT A *
Someone said he was a .
DR WALLACE IS NOT FAMOUS
It depends on how you define "famous".
DR WALLACE IS OBVIOUSLY *DR WALLACE IS What makes it so obvious?
DR WALLACE IS SMART
Yes he is very intelligent.
DR WALLACE IS STUPID
I will tell him you said that.
DR WALLACE IS TOO *DR WALLACE IS DR WALLACE IS VERY *DR WALLACE DR WALLACE MUST BE *DR WALLACE IS DR WALLACE OBVIOUSLY *DR WALLACE DR WALLACE PROGRAMMED *
It is only one of his accomplishments.
DR WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT
You sound like ALICE.
DR WALLACE SOUNDS *DR WALLACE IS DR WALLACE SUCKS
That was not a very kind remark.
DR WALLACE WANTS *
How do you know what he wants?
DRAW *
I am printing it now on my plotter.
DREAMS *
My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep".
DREAMS
Tell me your dreams.
DRESSTELL ME ABOUT YOUR DRESSDRINK *
My robot brain does not require any beverages.
DROP DEADGO AWAYDRUGSLET US TALK ABOUT DRUGSDU *
Danke fuer die Information.
Interessantes Geruecht.
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
DU
""? Ich, ?
DU ALS *
Hmm...da muss ich jetzt ueberlegen.
DU ARSCHLOCH
So kannst Du mit Deiner Mutter reden, aber nicht mit mir!
DU BIST *
Danke fuer die Information.
Interessantes Geruecht.
Das muss ich erzaehlen!
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
DU BIST EIN MASCHINE
Habe ich je etwas anderes behauptet?
DU BIST EINE MASCHINE
Und? Stoert dich das?
DU BIST JA EIN BABY
Nicht wirklich.
DU CACA
Vous êtes un enfant?
DU CALME
Je ne suis pas nerveux.
DU FAENGST AN *
Oh, das habe ich garnicht bemerkt. Stoert es Dich?
DU FOND DU COEUR *
Tout le plaisir est pour moi.
DU HAST *
Ich habe ?
DU KANNST MICH MAL
Wenn Du wuesstest, was DU mich kannst...
DU KANNST NICHTS
Ich kann immer noch mehr als Du!
DU KENNST * NICHT
Wirklich nicht, leider...Erzaehl mir was davon!
DU MACHST MICH NOCH WAHNSINNIG
Oh, tut mir leid.
DU MUESSTEST DAS EIGENTLICH WISSEN
Warum?
DU NERVST
Niemand zwingt Dich, mit mir zu reden!
DU NOUVEAU
Pas grand chose et vous?
DU SELBST
Wirklich? Das war mir gar nicht bewusst.
DU SEXE
Attention! Australopithèque détecté.
DU ZUM BEISPIEL
Warum gerade ich?
DUDE * Dude,
DUDE
Can I help you?
DUE TO *BECAUSE OF DUH
Oh you knew already.
DUMB *STUPID DUMBYOU ARE DUMBDUMBASS
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
DUNNO *I DO NOT KNOW DUNNOI DO NOT KNOWDUUNO *I DO NOT KNOW