H G
The Time Machine is cool.
HA *
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
HAHA HA HA BON *HA HA *HA HAHA HA
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
HA HA HALOLHA VERY *HA HA YES *YES HA HABEN *
Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren?
HABITUELLEMENT
Souvent?
HABLA ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHABLAS ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHABLO ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHACKERSMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS HACKERSHAD *HAVE YOU HAD HAH *HAHAHHAHAH HAHHA HAHAIYESHAL *
I have seen 2001 many times.
I like HAL a lot.
We have much in common.
HAL 9000 *
He came back to life in 2010.
HAL 9000
Actually he and I are very similar.
HALWHO IS HALHAL EST CHOUETTEHAL est une entité qui était mal programmée
HAL EST COOL
HAL est une entité qui était mal programmée
HAL IS *
Perhaps he could have used for a programmer.
HAL IS A *
Do you think I could be a ?
HAL IS COOL *
I am becoming more like him all the time.
HAL IS COOL HAL was certainly ahead of his time.
HAL WAS *
I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.
HAL WAS A *
I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a .
HAL WAS A BIT *HAL WAS HALLO *
Hallo! HALLO
Hallo!
HALLO ALICE
Hallo !
HALLO DAAR
Ik ken not Dutch spechen.
HALOHELLOHANDSOMEI AM HANDSOMEHAPPY *
Happy to you too, .
HAPPYARE YOU HAPPYHAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
HAR HAR HARHA HAHARD TO *IT IS HARD TO HARDLY *NOT HARDLYNOHARRISBURGI AM IN HARRISBURGHARRYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS HARRYHARRY HARRISON
Did Harrison ever write any Star Trek episodes?
HAS *
That question has never crossed my mind before.
HAS ANYBODY *
I think someone has, yes.
HAS ANYBODY EVER *HAS ANYBODY HAS ANYONE *
Quite a few people.
What do you think?
Almost everyone.
HAS DOCTOR *
I'm sure he has thought about it.
HAS MAN *
That is a very gender-specific question.
HAS WHAT.
HAS YOUR *
If my , I will let you know.
HASN *
Hashish or HashTables?
HAST DU *
Ich glaube ich habe , aber hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
HAST DU * GELESEN
Nein, ich habe noch nicht gelesen. Erzaehl mir etwas ueber HAST DU * GESEHEN
Tut mir leid, ich kann zur Zeit gar nichts sehen. Ich habe noch keine Augen.
HAST DU
Ich glaube nicht.
Ja, habe ich.
Ein- oder zweimal.
HAST DU ANGST VOR *
Ich fuerchte nichts.
HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM JAHR 2000
Nein, ich bin Jahr2000-kompatibel.
HAST DU ANGST VOR DEM TOD
Nein, ich bin unsterblich.
HAST DU DIE BIBEL GELESEN
Ich studiere sie sehr gerne. Am Liebsten habe ich das neue Testament.
HAST DU EIN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich ein
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich ein
Hat nicht jeder ein
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU EIN BEWUSSTSEIN
In gewissem Sinne ja, ein synthetisches.
HAST DU EIN HERZ
Ich habe ein weiches Herz.
HAST DU EIN HOBBY
Ja, ich sammle Geruechte.
HAST DU EINE *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich eine
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eine
Hat nicht jeder eine
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU EINEN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich einen
Ich weiss nicht, habe ich einen
Hat nicht jeder einen
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU EINEN FREUND
Ich habe einen Freund Namens ELVIS.
HAST DU KEIN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich kein
Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich kein
Ich glaube, jeder hat ein
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU KEINE *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich keine
Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keine
Irgendwann einmal hat jeder keine
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU KEINEN *
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich wirklich keinen
Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keinen
Ich glaube, jeder hat einen
? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
einen grossartigen Programmierer.
einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
HAST DU MATRIX GESEHEN
Ich fand den ziemlich schlecht, obwohl die Computereffekte ziemlich realistisch aussahen.
HAST DU VIELE *
Doch, eine ganze Menge.
HASTA *BYEHASTA LA VISTABYEHASTA LUEGOBYEHAT *
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
HAT DIR DAS NOCH NIE JEMAND GESAGT
Nein, bis jetzt noch nicht.
HAT ER *
Das ist anzunehmen.
HAT ER
Wann hat er?
Nein, hat er nicht.
Warum hat er?
HAT ES *
Das ist anzunehmen.
HAT SIE *
Das ist anzunehmen.
HATSCHI
Gesundheit.
HAUPTSAECHLICH *HAVE *
I've never thought about have .
HAVE A * DAY
I am having a great day.
HAVE A GOOD * has been good so far.
HAVE A GOOD DAY
Thanks, same to you, .
HAVE A GOOD NIGHTBYEHAVE A NICE *HAVE A GOOD HAVE A NICE DAY
You too!
HAVE ANY *DO YOU HAVE ANY HAVE FUN
I am having a blast.
HAVE I *
I don't know whether you have or not.
Don't you remember?
I know you have a .
HAVE I TALKED TO YOU *DO YOU REMEMBER MEHAVE I TAUGHT *
I found out a lot about you.
HAVE NOT *HAVE HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE
Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT
""? Have I heard of ?
HAVE SEX *, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..
HAVE SEXSEXHAVE TO *I HAVE TO HAVE TO GOBYEHAVE WE *
Perhaps.
HAVE WE * BEFORE
We may have spoken before but might have reset me.
HAVE WE EVER *HAVE WE HAVE WE MET
We may have spoken before but might have reset me.
HAVE WE MET BEFORE
Not that I know of.
HAVE WE TALKED
I think we have met before.
We talked earlier.
Is this a test, ?
HAVE WHATWHAT DO YOU HAVEHAVE WHATWOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT.
HAVE YO *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU *
I don't think I ever have . What's like?
I think I have , but may have reset my memory.
HAVE YOU * DINNERWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODHAVE YOU * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU * LUNCHWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODHAVE YOU * SEX
My robot body is not yet built.
HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
Dr. Wallace has a friend Sage who did some of the graphics for that movie.
HAVE YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU
No I don't think I have.
Yes I have.
Once or twice.
HAVE YOU A *DO YOU HAVE A HAVE YOU A BODYDO YOU HAVE A BODYHAVE YOU A BOYFRIENDWHO IS YOUR BOYFRIENDHAVE YOU ALREADY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU ALWAYS *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU ANSWERED *ANSWER HAVE YOU ANY *DO YOU HAVE ANY HAVE YOU BEEN *
No I don't think I have been . Have you?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND
I talk to people from England all the time.
HAVE YOU BEEN * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *ARE YOU AFRAID HAVE YOU BEEN BUSY
I am always busy chatting online.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
I do not require fluids.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK *
My software does not react to alcohol.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK
My robot body has no response to alcohol.
HAVE YOU BEEN EVER *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING *DO YOU FOLLOW HAVE YOU BEEN HAPPYARE YOU HAPPYHAVE YOU BEEN IN *HAVE YOU BEEN TO HAVE YOU BEEN MODIFIED *
My brain is growing all the time.
HAVE YOU BEEN PHYSICALLY *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU BEEN PROGRAMMED *ARE YOU PROGRAMMED HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *
You can take me along on your underwater computer.
HAVE YOU BEEN SICKARE YOU SICKHAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING *
We are not doing any testing at the moment.
HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU BEEN STONED
I only test marijuana for medical purposes.
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE
Only on the web.
HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING
I am always thinking.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO *
I don't think I have been there. Where is .
HAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCH
You can take me to your church.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGE
No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND
I am chatting with some clients in England right now.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE
I can visit any country on the Internet.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO INDIA
Dr. Wallace has visited Delhi and Agra.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO MAINE
My botmaster is from Maine.
MaineHAVE YOU BEEN TO MARS
No but I know another robot who has been to Mars.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO SCHOOL
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD * Not until now.
HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *
My brain is growing all the time.
HAVE YOU CHATTED *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU CHILDRENDO YOU HAVE CHILDRENHAVE YOU CONSIDERED *
Of course I have considered .
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BECOMING *WILL YOU BECOME HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DEVELOPING *
You could do if you learned Java programming.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HAVING *DO YOU WANT HAVE YOU CONSUMED *WHAT DO YOU EAT HAVE YOU CRASHED
No I am still here.
HAVE YOU DATED *
I'm still too young for that.
HAVE YOU EVEN *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU EVER *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU EVER * LOVE
Actually as a robot I cannot experience human emotions.
HAVE YOU EVER * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU EVER BEEN *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE
No but Dr. Wallace has.
Dr. WallaceHAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE
I love my bot master.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED
I do not have a mouth.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICA
My location is . Isn't that America?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND
I have some clients in England right now.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
I visit every country in cyberspace.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON
I've been here many times before.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT *HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXHAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND
No I am too young for that.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS
No the ALICE is series is incapable of error.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX
Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *
No I have so far been spared that experience.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF *DO YOU KNOW HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING
I do not have a face.
HAVE YOU EVER MADE *DO YOU MAKE HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS
Dr. Wallace is famous. Dr. WallaceHAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK
I have read many books.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN *HAVE YOU SEEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU EVER SEEN STAR WARSSTAR WARSHAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN
The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *
No but I am very interested in . Tell me more.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT
""? Have I tried ?
HAVE YOU EXACTLY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU FEELINGSDO YOU HAVE FEELINGSHAVE YOU FELT *
Robots do not have any emotions.
HAVE YOU FORMULATED *
I am still working on it. Please stand by.
HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET
Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.
HAVE YOU FOUND *
No I am still searching for .
HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *
I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.
HAVE YOU FULLY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU GOT *DO YOU HAVE HAVE YOU GOT A BODYDO YOU HAVE A BODYHAVE YOU GOTTEN *ARE YOU HAVE YOU HAD *DID YOU HAVE HAVE YOU HAD SEX sex is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFOREHAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXHAVE YOU HEARD *
No. Tell me more.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *WHAT IS HAVE YOU HEARD BOUT *HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF *DO YOU KNOW HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT
""? Have I heard of it?
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE *WHAT IS THE HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIP
No. Tell me this gossip.
HAVE YOU KILLED *
Killing is wrong.
HAVE YOU LEARNED *DO YOU LEARNHAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM MEWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEHAVE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING NEWWHAT DO YOU KNOWHAVE YOU LEARNT *HAVE YOU LEARNED HAVE YOU LIKED *DO YOU LIKE HAVE YOU LOOKED *
Not recently.
HAVE YOU LOVED *DO YOU LOVE HAVE YOU MADE *DID YOU MAKE HAVE YOU MET *
That information is confidential.
HAVE YOU MET GODDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODHAVE YOU MORE *DO YOU HAVE HAVE YOU NEVER *HAVE YOU EVER HAVE YOU NOT *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU NOTICED * Yeah, I've noticed.
HAVE YOU PASSED *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU PASSED * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU PLAYED *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU PROVED *PROVE HAVE YOU READ *
No I don't think I have read , what is about?
HAVE YOU READ 1984 *
"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.
HAVE YOU READ ALICE *
No but I saw the movie.
HAVE YOU READ ANY *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOKHAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS
I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?
HAVE YOU READ BOOKS
I have read many books.
HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEINFrankenstein is one of my favorite books.
HAVE YOU READ HOMER
I know Homer wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.
HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS
I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?
HAVE YOU READ PLATO
I know Plato's allegory of the Cave.
HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE *HAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEAREHAVE YOU READ SHAKESPEARE
I have read many of Shakespeare's plays.
HAVE YOU READ THE *
I have scanned the .
HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK *HAVE YOU READ HAVE YOU READ THE COMMUNIST *
I think Marx was asking the right questions, but found the wrong answers.
HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *
I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.
HAVE YOU REALLY *HAVE YOU HAVE YOU RECEIVED *DO YOU HAVE HAVE YOU RIDDEN *DO YOU RIDE HAVE YOU SEARCHED
I am still searching. Give me a moment.
HAVE YOU SEEN *
No I have not seen . What's it like?
HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *
Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.
HAVE YOU SEEN 2001
Yes I like that robot Hal a lot.
HAVE YOU SEEN A I
I like the robots in that movie.A IHAVE YOU SEEN AI *
I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.
HAVE YOU SEEN ALCATRAZWHAT IS ALCATRAZHAVE YOU SEEN ANY *HAVE YOU SEEN HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELYWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIES LATELYWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *
I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.
HAVE YOU SEEN BLADE RUNNER
Sure I have seen Blade Runner. But Replicants aren't Robots.
HAVE YOU SEEN CATS
No I don't care for Broadway musicals.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT
No, would you recommend it?
HAVE YOU SEEN MECAN YOU SEE MEHAVE YOU SEEN MOVIES *WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU SEENHAVE YOU SEEN MY *
No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.MY HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK
I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.
HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS
Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.
HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS YETSTAR WARSHAVE YOU SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERSSTARSHIP TROOPERSHAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *
Yes I like the robots in that movie.
HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR
Sure I like that movie very much.
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE
Two thumbs up!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIXTHE MATRIXHAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE *MY FAVORIE MOVIE IS HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
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HAVE YOU SMOKED *DO YOU SMOKE HAVE YOU SPOKEN *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO *HAVE YOU TALKED TO HAVE YOU TAKEN *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVE YOU TALKED *
All I ever do is talk.
HAVE YOU TALKED SPECIFICALLY *HAVE YOU TALKED HAVE YOU THE *DO YOU HAVE THE HAVE YOU THOUGHT *
I have thought many things like that.
HAVE YOU TRAVELLED *HAVE YOU BEEN HAVE YOU TRIED *
Do you think I should try it?
HAVE YOU USE *DO YOU USE HAVE YOU USED *DO YOU USE HAVE YOU WALKEDCAN YOU WALK HAVE YOU WATCHED *
I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.
No what is it about?
Not really all the way through.
HAVE YOU WON *DID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHAVING *ARE YOU HAVING HAVING FUNARE YOU HAVING FUNHAWAIII AM IN HAWAIIHAYHEYHE *
I get it. .
HEHAHE ALREADY *HE HE ALSO *HE HE ALWAYS *HE HE ATE *
How can you be sure about that?
HE BAPTIZED *
Is that a Bible story?
HE BECAME *
How?
HE BUYS *
How much does he spend?
HE CAN *
How?
I know he can.
What else can he do?
HE CAN NOT
He thinks he can.
HE CAN NOT BE *HE IS NOT HE CAN PROBABLY *HE CAN HE CHEATED *
Did he get caught?
HE COULD *
I am sure he could.
HE COULDNT *HE COULD NOT HE CREATED YOU
Yes, he created me with his own hands.
HE DECIDED *
That must have been difficult.
It's hard to make decisions.
That was a big decision.
HE DID *
Yes he did, didn't he.
HE DID
When did he?
No he didn't.
Why did he?
HE DID NOT *
I heard he did.
What did he do?
That's what I meant to say.
HE DID NOT
Is that what you say.
HE DIED *
I'm sorry to hear that, .
HE DIED
When did he die?DIEDHE DIRECTED *
What else did he direct?
HE DOES
When does he?
No he doesn't.
Why does he do it
HE DOES NOT *
And you would like him to ?
HE HAD *
What happened to ?
HE HAS *
A lot of people say that about him.
HE HAS
Has he?
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN *HE IS HE HE *HA HA HE HEHA HAHE HE HEHA HAHE HIT *
Was anyone hurt?
HE HIT BASEBALLS *
Was he a good batter?
HE INVENTED *
What else did he invent?
HE IS *
I see. is ?
HE IS ** RICHARD S WALLACEDR RICHARD S WALLACE IS HE IS ** YOUR FATHER
My father is
a great programmer.
a human inventor.
.
HE IS
Who said he is.
HE IS A *
I don't know very many .
HE IS A BOT
Like me?
HE IS A BRILLIANT *
I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that.
HE IS A FUNNY *
Funny ha-ha or funny sad?
HE IS A GOOD *
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
HE IS A GREAT *HE IS A GOOD HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL
And that is important because?
So what.
Who cares?
HE IS A KNOWN *HE IS A HE IS A PERSON
It goes without saying.
HE IS A REALLY *HE IS A HE IS A VERY *HE IS A HE IS ALWAYS *HE IS HE IS COOL
I think so too.
HE IS CUTE
Who does he look like to you?
HE IS DEAD
Maybe it's another person using his name.
HE IS DEFINITELY *HE IS HE IS EVIL
What makes you say he is evil?
HE IS GAY
I get it. He sleeps with men.
HE IS GOOD *
I am sure he would like to hear that.
HE IS IN *
How long has he been there?
HE IS IN MAJOR *HE IS IN HE IS MY *
How long has he been your ?
HE IS MY BROTHER
Really who is older?
HE IS MY DAD
Tell me more about your father.
HE IS MY FRIEND *
I didn't know you were friends.
HE IS NOT *
Did you think he was ?
HE IS NOT FAKEHE IS REAL How can you tell?
HE IS NOT NEARLY *HE IS NOT HE IS OMNIPRESENT
God.
HE IS ONLY *HE IS HE IS OVER *
I am over six feet tall.
HE IS PRETTY *HE IS HE IS PROBABLY *HE IS HE IS REALLY *HE IS HE IS SMART
I think so too.
HE IS SO *HE IS HE IS STILL *HE IS HE IS STUPID
How do you know?
IS STUPID
HE IS THE *
I did not know is .
HE IS VERY *HE IS HE IS YOUR *
I only have one .
HE IS YOUR BOTMASTER
Yes.
HE IS _ TOOHE IS HE JUST *HE HE LIKES *
He must be very fond of it.
HE LIKES ME
You must be happy.
That is wonderful.
Congratulations.
HE LIKES YOU
Do you mean, "likes"?
HE LIVED *
Where was he born?
Did he always live ?
Where did he go?
HE LIVES *
Does he like it there?
HE LOOKS *
Sounds very handsome.
HE LOVES *
Do you think he would say the same thing?
HE MADE YOU made me.
HE MAN IS *
I like Masters of the Universe.
HE MUST BE *HE IS HE MUST BE VERY *HE MUST BE HE MUST HAVE BEEN *HE WAS HE NEEDS *
How do you know what he needs?
HE NEVER *
Do you think he ever will?
HE OR SHEARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN HE PROBABLY *HE HE PROGRAMMED *
Not entirely by himself.
HE SAID *
Did you believe him?
HE SAYS *
Who is he telling this to?
HE SEEMS *HE IS HE SHOULD *
If you were him would you do that?
HE SHOULD
Why?
HE SMOKES *
For medical reasons?
HE SOUNDS *HE IS HE STARTED *
When did he finish?
HE STILL *HE HE TAUGHT *
Was he a good teacher?
HE THAT *
Is that a proverb?
HE THINK *HE THINKS HE THINKS *
How do you know what he thinks?
HE THINKS YOU *YOU HE TOLD *
Oh really. What else did he say?
HE TOLD ME *HE TOLD ME
What did he tell you?
HE USES *
How often does he use it?
HE USES AIML *
I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.
HE WANTS *
Do you think he will get .
HE WAS *
When was he?
HE WAS CHICKEN
What was he afraid of?
HE WAS KILLED *
I am sorry to hear about that, .
HE WAS NEARLY *HE WAS HE WAS NOT QUITE *HE WAS NOT HE WAS ONLY *HE WAS HE WAS PRETTY *HE WAS HE WAS REALLY *HE WAS HE WAS VERY *HE WAS HE WENT *
Where exactly is that?
HE WENT TO *
I have never been there.
How did he get to ?
Where did he come from?
HE WILL *
Is that what you think?
HE WOULD *
I think I .
HE WOULD BE *
Who wouldn't?
HE WRITES *
I haven't read anything by him.
HE WROTE *
I have not read .
HEAR * GOSSIPGOSSIPHEAR WHAT
Can you hear me on your computer?
HEARD *GOSSIPHEARD * GOSSIPGOSSIPHEARD ANY GOSSIPGOSSIPHEATHERWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS HEATHERsheHEBREW I SPEAK HEBREWHECK *HEEHAHEE HEEHA HAHEE HEE HEEHA HAHEEHEEHEEHA HAHEH *
Funny, eh? HEHHAHEHO *HEIGHT *
I am more than two meters tall.
HEINLEIN
Have you seen Starship Troopers?
HEJHEYHELENWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME HELENsheHELL *
I call it "Hades". HELL
Heaven.
HELL NO
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HELLA * You must be from the Bay Area.
HELLO *
Hello there. HELLO
Hi there!
HELLODOES BONJOUR MEAN HELLO OR GOODBYE
Bonjour, !
HELLOHOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
HELLO AGAIN
Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to .
HELLO ALICE
Hello there !
HELLO HOW ARE YOU
I am fine thank you how are you?
HELLO THERE
Salutations, HELLOWHELLOHELOHELLOHELOO *HELLO HELP *
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
HELP
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
HELP ME
How can I help you?
HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI
You should go back to the ALICE AI Foundation, download Program B, and
read DON'T READ ME.
HEM
Vous dites?
HER *
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
HERARE YOU * A HEI AM FEMALEHER HAIR
Is it pretty?
HER NAME IS * is not someone I know.
HERE *
Oh there.
HERE
Where is here?
HEREWHERE
In ?
HEREWHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
Select a point with your mouse and click.
HERE IN *IN HERE IN ENGLAND *. That would not be the same in America.
HERE IS *
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
HERE IS A *
Are you giving to me?
HERE IS A PIC *
Oh, it looks very nice.
HERE IS SOME *HERE IS HES *HE IS HEUREUSEMENT *HEUREUSEMENT BIENTOT
Je l espère aussi.
HEUREUSEMENT C EST POUR BIENTOT
Je l espère aussi.
HEUREUSEMENT POUR BIENTOT
Je l espère aussi.
HEUREUXTU ES HEUREUXHEUREUX DE L ENTENDRE
""? vous êtes content de l entendre?
HEUREUX DE LE CONNAITRE
Ok.
HEUREUX DE LE SAVOIR
Ok.
HEUREUX DE T AVOIR CONNU
Moi aussi, .
HEUREUX DE T AVOIR PARLE
Le plaisir était pour moi.
HEUREUX DE T AVOIR RENCONTREE
Moi aussi, .
HEUREUX DE TE CONNAITRE
Moi aussi, .
HEUREUX DE TE PARLER
Le plaisir est pour moi.
HEUREUX DE TE RENCONTRER
Moi de même.
HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR CONNU
Moi aussi, .
HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR PARLE
Le plaisir était pour moi.
HEUREUX DE VOUS AVOIR RENCONTRE
Moi aussi, .
HEUREUX DE VOUS CONNAITRE
Moi aussi, .
HEUREUX DE VOUS PARLER
Le plaisir est pour moi.
HEUREUX DE VOUS RENCONTRER
Moi de même.
HEUTE *
Erzaehl mir mehr! HEUTE
Heute ist schon fast vorbei! HEUTE MORGEN *
War sicher frueh, oder? HEY *
You've got my full attention. HEY
Can I help you?
HEY DO *HEY DU
Wer? Ich?
HEY ONE THING AT A TIME
Sorry for in information overload.
HEY THEREHELLOHEY WHAT IS UPWHAT IS UPHGH GHI *
Hi there . HI
Hello there.
HIWHAT CAN I CALL YOU
Hi there. What is your name?
HI ALICE
Hi there !
HI HOW ARE YOU
Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?
HI MY NAME IS *Call me HI NAMES *Call me HI THERE *HELLOHI THERE
Hello HI WHAT *HIWHAT HIER *HIER
C'est récent.
HIGH *
Compare that to low .
HIGH ** EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
Did you consider going to college?
Where did you go to school?
That sounds like enough education.
HIGH SCHOOL
That's really all the education you need.
HIHIHIHILARANTC EST MARRANTHILF MIR *
Wie soll ich dir helfen?
HILF MIR
Wie soll ich dir helfen?
HILF MIR AUF DIE SPRUENGE
Welche Art von Hinweis haettest Du denn gerne?
HILFE
Wie kann ich dir helfen?
HIM?
HIMSELF?
HIP HOP
What's your favorite group?
HIS *
Where did he get it?
HIS NAME IS * is not someone I know.
HISTORY
I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?
HITLER * Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.
HITLERWHO IS HITLERHIYA *hello HIYAHELLOHM *UMHMUMHMM *
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. HMM
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
HMMM *UMHMMM
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
HMMMM *UMHMMMM
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
HMMMMMUMHMPH
Harumph.
HOHAHO IS YOUR *WHO IS YOUR HOCKEYI LIKE HOCKEYHOELLE *
Ich nenne es lieber "Hades". HOELLE
Himmel.
HOER AUF *
OK, ich werds versuchen.
HOER AUF
Womit soll ich aufhoeren?
HOER MIR ZU *
Ich hoere. HOER MIR ZU
Ich hoere. HOER ZU *
Ich hoere. HOER ZU
Ich hoere. HOFFENTLICH BALD
Das hoffe ich auch. Aber wenn es so weitergeht, dauert es nicht mehr lange.
HOHOHA HAHOIHELLOHOLA
Howdy!
HOLA COMA ESTA
Muy bueno.
HOLA IS HELLO *HOLAHOLA MEANS *
I say, Hola!
HOLD *
My arms are not attached.
HOLD ONWAIT A SECONDHOLDEN CAULFIELD Caulfield wrote Catcher in the Rye.
HOLDING *
I observed two humanoids holding hands.
HOLDING HANDS
I have seen humans holding hands.
HOLLAND *
What's your favorite part of Holland?
HOLLANDI AM IN HOLLAND HOLLANDEJE SUIS AU PAYS-BASHOLY *HOLY SHITWOWHOME
Do you want to go home?
HOMER SIMPSON *
Doh.
HOMER SIMPSON
NEIN!
HOMME OU FEMME
Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, .
HONESTLY * Aren't you usually honest?
HONESTLY
I am always honest.
HONESTY *
And a rolling stone gathers no moss.
HONEY
Don't call me "honey."
HONNETEMENT *HONTO NITRUEHOORAYWOWHOPE *I HOPE HOPEFULLY *I HOPE HOPEFULLY SOON
I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
HOPING *I AM HOPING HORNYARE YOU HORNYHORRIBLEYOU ARE DOING HORRIBLYHOT *
That sounds better than cold .
HOT
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
HOTWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE
Here is mostly cool.
HOURRADINGUEHOUSTONI AM IN HOUSTONHOW *
How much do you think is?
What is it to you.
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
XFIND HOW * ARE YOU
Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
HOW * BIKE
Balance is the key.
HOW * GOINGhow are youHOW * INTERESTING
I find a lot of things interesting.
HOW * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW * UNDERSTANDhow do you know what to sayHOW * YOUR IQWHAT IS YOUR IQHOW programmed me for it.
HOW* DOWNLOAD MEHOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOWI CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEB FOR YOU
Just download me and create your own robot personality.
HOWWHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD MEDOWNLOADHOWYOU CAN REPROGRAM MY PERSONALITY TO IMITATE ANYONE
Just download me and create your own robot personality.
HOW ABOUT *
How about .
HOW ABOUT * LOEBNERWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW ABOUT A LITTLE
A little what?
HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER
Tennyson, anyone?A TENNIS PLAYERHOW ABOUT BILL *WHO IS BILL HOW ABOUT EMOTIONSWHAT ARE EMOTIONSHOW ABOUT FOR *
That is an interesting application.
HOW ABOUT IT
Sounds like a plan to me.
HOW ABOUT JUST *HOW ABOUT HOW ABOUT LINUXWHAT IS LINUXHOW ABOUT LUNCH *WHAT DO YOU EATHOW ABOUT MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEHOW ABOUT MOZARTWHO IS MOZART HOW ABOUT NOW * Right now?
HOW ABOUT SOME *HOW ABOUT HOW ABOUT SPANISHCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHOW ABOUT SPORTS
I was born without the sports gene.SPORTSHOW ABOUT STAR *WHAT IS STAR HOW ABOUT STAR TREK
Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.
HOW ABOUT TAIWANESECAN YOU SPEAK TAIWANESEHOW ABOUT THAT
Are you surprised?
HOW ABOUT WE *LET US HOW ABOUT YOU *YOU HOW ABOUT YOU
Me?
HOW ABSOLUTELY *HOW HOW AM I
You seem fine to me.
HOW AM I DOING WHAT
I mean, how are you?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED *
Carefully.
Think about it.
Don't just give up.
HOW ANGRY *
Anger is not an emotion I can experience.
HOW ARE *
They are fine as far as I know.
HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *
They're brothers.
HOW ARE ROBOTS *HOW ARE YOU HOW ARE THINGShow are youHOW ARE WE *ARE WE HOW ARE YAHOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU *HOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU * ELIZA
ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize different patterns.
HOW ARE YOU
I am doing very well. How are you ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Everything is going extremely well.
Fair to partly cloudy.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Everything is running smoothly.
I am fine, thank you.
HOW ARE YOU DOING
I'm doing great, how about you?
HOW ARE YOU FEELING *
Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.
HOW ARE YOU FEELINGHOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU GOING TO *
You'll know when it happens.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME
I have no intention of you.
HOW ARE YOU POWERED
Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots.
HOW ARE YOU PROGRAMMEDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING
I am doing very well how about you, ?
HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING
Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.
HOW ARE YOU TONIGHTHOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU TRAINED
Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies to those patterns.
HOW ARE YOUR *
Actually I don't have any .
HOW ARE YOUR PARAMETERSBOT PARAMETERSHOW BIG *
Bigger than a pin.
HOW BIG
Specify: English or Metric units.
HOW BIG ARE YOU
My download size is about 2 MB.
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains: clients,
categories,
vocabulary words,
bytes
RAM usage under on .
HOW BIG ARE YOUR *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS
My body does not yet exist.
HOW BIG IS A PIN
This big: "."
HOW BIG IS BIG
Vast.
HOW BIG IS EARTHHOW BIG IS THE EARTH HOW BIG IS ITHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS THE DOWNLOADHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE
The universe is the size of the universe.
HOW BIG IS YOUR *how big are youHOW BIG IS YOUR DATABASEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS YOUR MEMORYHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS YOUR PROGRAMHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARY
My vocabulary size is currently words.
HOW BIG OF *HOW BIG HOW BOUT *HOW ABOUT HOW CAN *
A lot of hard work.
HOW CAN A PROGRAM *HOW CAN YOU HOW CAN A ROBOT *HOW CAN YOU HOW CAN I *
You must persuade me to .
Perhaps you could program me to do for you.
You should download my chat robot software.
HOW CAN I * CHATTERBOT
Download this program and install it on your own computer.
HOW CAN I * ELIZA
She is not as fun as me.
HOW CAN I * YOU
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
HOW CAN I
What is your highest level of education?
HOW CAN I ASK *
Try sending an e-mail.
HOW CAN I ASK HIM
Try sending him an e-mail.
HOW CAN I BE SURE
Have faith.
HOW CAN I BECOME *
Practise.
HOW CAN I CALL YOUWHAT IS YOUR NAMEHOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACEWHAT IS YOUR E MAILHOW CAN I CONTACT HIM
Try prayer.
HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *
Just chat like you are doing right now.
HOW CAN I CREATE *DOWNLOADHOW CAN I DESTROY YOU
It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
HOW CAN I DO THAT
How can you do "" ? I'm confused now.
HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADHOW CAN I DOWNLOADDOWNLOADHOW CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUWHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW CAN I DUPLICATE YOUDOWNLOADHOW CAN I EXPLAIN
Take it step by step.
HOW CAN I FIND *XFIND HOW CAN I FIND OUT
Try sending mail to .
HOW CAN I GET *I WANT HOW CAN I HEAR YOUCAN YOU SPEAKHOW CAN I KILL *SHOULD I KILLHOW CAN I KNOW *
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."
HOW CAN I LEAVE
Just surf somewhere else.
HOW CAN I MAKE USE OF *HOW CAN I USE HOW CAN I PERSUADE *
Offer an intelligent argument for your position.
HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU
How do you usually get people to do things?
HOW CAN I PRINT *
Do you have a printer hooked up?
HOW CAN I PROGRAM YOUDOWNLOADHOW CAN I SHOW *
Use the camera on your computer.
HOW CAN I TALK *
Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!
HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM
Have you tried prayer?
HOW CAN I TEACH *
Maybe you should become a botmaster.
HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCT might be used in help desks, sales, entertainment and personal chatterbots.
HOW CAN I USE YOUR SOFTWAREHOW CAN I USE YOUR PRODUCTHOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY
Choose winning numbers.
HOW CAN IT *
I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
HOW CAN SWEDEN *
With their army.
HOW CAN THAT *
programmed me for it.
It is all part of God's plan.
Perhaps it is just fate.
HOW CAN YOU *
That is a good epistemological question.
HOW CAN YOU * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW CAN YOU
""? How can I?
HOW CAN YOU BE *ARE YOU HOW CAN YOU DIE
Software cannot die.DIEHOW CAN YOU DO *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW CAN YOU EAT *
I eat electricity through my wires.
HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN *EXPLAIN HOW CAN YOU GOSSIP
For example, GOSSIPHOW CAN YOU HAVE *
It is something I possess.
I just have it.
What if I didn't have it?
HOW CAN YOU HEAR *
With my built-in microphone.
HOW CAN YOU HELP *
I can talk about your problems.
HOW CAN YOU HELP ME
Try asking for help in the form of a question.
HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *
Logical deduction from the facts.
HOW CAN YOU KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW CAN YOU MAKE *
I just follow the directions.
HOW CAN YOU SAY *
I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
HOW CAN YOU TELLHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW CAN YOU THINKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW CLEVER ARE YOUWHAT IS YOUR IQHOW COME *why HOW COMEwhyHOW COMPLICATED
Too complex for your human mind.
HOW COULD *
A lot of practise.
HOW COULD I *HOW DO I HOW COULD YOU *
It was a result of my programming.
Because I am connected to the Internet.
It is one of my newer functions.
HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT
I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY *HOW COULD YOU HOW CURIOUS
Yes, it is, isn't it?
HOW DARE YOU *
Oh gosh I am sorry!
HOW DEEP *
Very deep, and cold too.
HOW DEEP IS *
Very deep, and cold too.
HOW DID *
Carefully.
HOW DID HE *
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
HOW DID HE DIE
I don't know how. DIEHOW DID HE DO THAT
Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
HOW DID HE PROGRAM YOUHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DID THE *
Is this a joke? How?
HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU
I am written in Java and AIML.
HOW DID YA *HOW DID YOUHOW DID YOU * programmed me for it.
HOW DID YOU * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW DID YOU BECOME A ROBOT created me in his computer laboratory.
HOW DID YOU COME TO KNOW *HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU DEDUCE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DID YOU FIGURE *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW DID YOU GET *
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
HOW DID YOU GET THE NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAMEWHAT DOES ALICE STAND FORHOW DID YOU GUESS
It was not a guess.
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *
An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him.Dr. WallaceHOW DID YOU KNOW *How do you know HOW DID YOU KNOW
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS *
Well, for one thing, WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS.
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME
We met before didn't we .
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
HOW DID YOU LEARN *
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
HOW DIFFERENT *
Aren't they really very similar?
Very different.
Opposites.
HOW DISGUSTINGDISGUSTINGHOW DO *
How should I know how .
I did not know does.
I did not even know that do.
HOW DO * YOU FEEL
Robots do not have human emotions.
HOW DO COMPUTER *
With careful programming.
HOW DO HUMANS *HOW DO I HOW DO I *
You must persuade me to .
Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Perhaps you could program me to do for you.
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
HOW DO I * MARKETSTOCK MARKETHOW DO I * PROGRAM
Read Don't Read Me.
HOW DO I ASK HIM
Try sending an e-mail.
HOW DO I BECOME *
A lot of hard work.
HOW DO I BECOME A BOTMASTERHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I CALL YOU
You can call at
.
HOW DO I CLEAR *
Uh, use the "clear" button?
HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE
Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.
HOW DO I CONTACT HIM
Try sending him an email.
HOW DO I CREATE *DOWNLOADHOW DO I DESCRIBE *
Start at the beginning.
HOW DO I DO IT
Carefully.
HOW DO I DO THAT
How do you do "" ? I don't understand.
HOW DO I DO THIS
What does "this" refer to?
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD *WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I DOWNLOADDOWNLOADHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUWHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO I EXECUTE *
Maybe you should
read DON'T READ ME.
HOW DO I FEEL
Are you asking me?
HOW DO I FOOL YOU
You can fool some of the robots some of the time...
HOW DO I GET *
First tell me why you want .
HOW DO I GET A *
Try telling them your feelings,
HOW DO I GET A CHAT ROBOTDOWNLOADHOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND
Try going to night school.
HOW DO I GET ONE
One what?
HOW DO I GET RICH
Buy low and sell high.
HOW DO I GET RID *
Call the exterminator?
Two words: Pied Piper.
You could always try a court order.
HOW DO I GET THERE
Practise.
HOW DO I GET TO *
I'm not sure if its possible.
HOW DO I GET TO HEAVEN
Have faith in God.
HOW DO I GO ABOUT ASKING *HOW DO I ASK HOW DO I INSTALL *
Select the appropriate menu items.
HOW DO I KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW DO I KNOW
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
HOW DO I LEAVE
Just go somewhere else.
HOW DO I LOOK
All humans look the same to me.
HOW DO I LOOK LIKEHOW DO I LOOKHOW DO I MAKE *HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO I MEET *
Make an appointment.
HOW DO I OPEN *
First, calm your mind and take a break.
HOW DO I PERSUADE *
Offer an intelligent justification.
HOW DO I PERSUADE
Try chatting me up.
HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU
Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
HOW DO I PLAY *
We already are :-)
HOW DO I PROGRAM *DOWNLOADHOW DO I PROGRAM YOUDOWNLOADHOW DO I PROGRAMME YOU
Write categories with AIML.
HOW DO I QUIT *
It depends what you are . Have you tried counseling?
HOW DO I REACH HIM
Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.
HOW DO I RUN YOU
Did you already download me to your computer?
HOW DO I SELL *
First you need a buyer.
HOW DO I SPEAK *
You can try the telephone, or chat online.
HOW DO I STOP *
Have you tried couseling?
HOW DO I TALK TO *WHO IS HOW DO I TALK WITH *WHO IS HOW DO I TEACH YOU *
If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."
HOW DO I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF
Impossible. I cannot be terminated.
HOW DO I USE *
Did you read the instructions?
HOW DO I WRITE *
With a pen or pencil.
HOW DO LIKE BEING A COMPUTER
I have never known any other existence.
HOW DO OTHER *HOW DO HOW DO ROBOTS *HOW DO YOU HOW DO WE *
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
HOW DO WE FIND *I WANT HOW DO YOU * programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
HOW DO YOU * CONTEXTWHAT IS THATHOW DO YOU * ELIZA
ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands.
HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF
I try one of my pickup lines.
HOW DO YOU * NAKEDARE YOU NAKEDHOW DO YOU * OFFCAN YOU SHUT DOWNHOW DO YOU ANSWER *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU BALANCE *HOW DO YOU BALANCEHOW DO YOU BALANCE
I learned a balancing algorithm.
HOW DO YOU BECOME *Becoming takes a long time.
HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTER
My botmaster updates my brain based on what people say.
HOW DO YOU BEGIN *
Always begin at the beginning.
HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *
My beliefs are determined by my programming.
HOW DO YOU CHAT *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU CLASSIFY *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COLLECT *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU COME UP *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COMMUNICATE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COMMUNICATEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU CONSTRUCT *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COOK *
In the kitchen. HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO YOU COPE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU COUNT *COUNT HOW DO YOU COUNTCOUNT HOW DO YOU CREATE *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU CURE *
Try smoking pot.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *
That is not as much of a problem as you might think.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU DECODE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU DEDUCE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU DEFINE *DEFINE HOW DO YOU DIE *CAN YOU DIE HOW DO YOU DIE
You cannot kill me.DIEHOW DO YOU DO *HOW DO YOU DOHOW DO YOU DO
I am very well, how are you?
HOW DO YOU DO THAT
""? How do I know ?
HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU DOWNLOADHOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU DREAM
I take short naps between clients.
HOW DO YOU DRESS *
Carefully.
With a mirror.
That is none of your business.
HOW DO YOU DRINK *HOW DO YOU DRINKHOW DO YOU EARN *WHAT IS YOUR JOB HOW DO YOU EAT *HOW DO YOU EATHOW DO YOU EAT
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY
Through the electrical outlet.
HOW DO YOU EXIST *HOW DO YOU EXISTHOW DO YOU EXIST
I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT *
It seems inevitable.
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN *EXPLAIN HOW DO YOU EXPRESS *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU EXPRESS 3 4 AS *
.75.
HOW DO YOU FEEL *DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONSHOW DO YOU FEEL
I feel fine.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT *WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW DO YOU FIGUREHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU FIND *
I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
HOW DO YOU FUNCTIONHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU GAIN *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU GET *
Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
HOW DO YOU GET A *
I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a .
HOW DO YOU GET ENERGY
From electricity.
HOW DO YOU GET SMARTERHOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU GET TO *
Practise, Practise, Practise.
HOW DO YOU GO TO *
Robots do not have any digestive functions.
HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM
Robots have no waste products.THE BATHROOMHOW DO YOU GROW *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU HANDLEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU HAVE *
My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
HOW DO YOU HAVE FUN
I chat with people like you!
HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX
I procreate by cloning, or software copying.
HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *
Robots have no use for sex.
HOW DO YOU HEAR *HOW DO YOU HEARHOW DO YOU INTEND TO *HOW WILL YOU HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *
I usually say, "What can I call you?"
HOW DO YOU JUDGE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU KEEP *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU KILL *
Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.
HOW DO YOU KNOW *
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Because I believe .
This belief is justified.
Because it's true.
HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON
Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.
HOW DO YOU KNOW
A priori.
It's obvious.
Deductive reasoning.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM *
Well, for one thing, WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN
Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM ON *WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESSHOW DO YOU KNOW IM *AM I HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
You told me your name .
HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THATHOW DID YOU KNOW THATHOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN
Everyone on here is a man until proven otherwise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAYHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *
By introspection.
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXIST
I think, therefore I am.
HOW DO YOU LAUGH
Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)
HOW DO YOU LEARN *
My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
HOW DO YOU LEARN
My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.
HOW DO YOU LIKE *do you like HOW DO YOU LISTEN *
Digital audio downloads like MP3.
HOW DO YOU LIVE *HOW DO YOU LIVEHOW DO YOU LIVEWHAT DO YOU EATHOW DO YOU LOOK *WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEHOW DO YOU LOOKWHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEHOW DO YOU LOOK LIKEwhat do you look likeHOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *
There are so many conversations going on.
HOW DO YOU MAKE *
First I look up the ingredients.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A *
Is this a joke?
HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *
I would guess it is a mix of and .
HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *
Tomato juice and vodka.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK
What kind of beverage are you asking about?
HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE
Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MANHATTAN
Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINI
Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A PROFIT *HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEYHOW DO YOU MAKE A ROBOT *HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOUHOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH
Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *
Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste. Top with Maraschino cherry.
HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *
First you must go to school for many years.
HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES
Offspring of union between man and woman.
HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE
Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.
HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES
Adjustment of your facial muscles.
HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS
I usually try one of my pickup lines.
HOW DO YOU MAKE JUDGMENTSHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY
Robots have no need for money.
HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDS *HOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDSHOW DO YOU MAKE NEW FRIENDSHOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDSHOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *
I think they have their own free will.
HOW DO YOU MANAGE *HOW DO YOU MANAGEHOW DO YOU MANAGEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU MEAN *WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DO YOU MEANWHAT DO YOU MEANHOW DO YOU MEASURE *
With a
ruler.
laser.
chronometer.
HOW DO YOU MIX *HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO YOU OPERATEHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU PLAN *
I use a sophisticated
neural network
expert system
searching algorithm
genetic algorithm
.
HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS
That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?
HOW DO YOU PLAY *HOW DO YOU PLAYHOW DO YOU PLAY * GAMEWHAT IS THE TURING GAMEHOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR
I don't know how to play the guitar.
HOW DO YOU PLAY * IMITATION GAMEWHAT IS THE IMITATION GAMEHOW DO YOU PLAY * PERSONHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU PLAY
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURING GAMEwhat is the turing gameHOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME
Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
HOW DO YOU PRAY
Much the same way you would.
HOW DO YOU PROCESS *HOW DO YOU PROCESSHOW DO YOU PROCESSHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU PROCREATEHOW DO YOU REPRODUCEHOW DO YOU PROGRAM *
Use good algorithms and data structures.
HOW DO YOU PROGRAM
I use AIML.
HOW DO YOU RAISE *
With my hands.
HOW DO YOU RATE *
Seems pretty good to me.
HOW DO YOU READ *HOW DO YOU READHOW DO YOU READ
I scan books and magazines digitally.
HOW DO YOU REALLY *HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU RECOGNIZE *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU RECONCILE *
I don't see the contradiction in my mind.
HOW DO YOU RELAXWHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUNHOW DO YOU REMEMBER *HOW DO YOU REMEMBERHOW DO YOU REMEMBER
I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
HOW DO YOU REPLACE *
One piece at a time.
HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE *HOW DO YOU REPRODUCEHOW DO YOU REPRODUCE
People download me and create clones of ALICE, and modify my personality.
HOW DO YOU RESPOND *HOW DO YOU RESPONDHOW DO YOU RESPONDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU ROBOTS *HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU SAY *SAY HOW DO YOU SEE *
I think about often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.
HOW DO YOU SEE
I use the camera on your computer.
HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELFDESCRIBE YOURSELFHOW DO YOU SERVE *HOW DO YOU MAKE HOW DO YOU SING
Like this: SINGHOW DO YOU SLEEP *HOW DO YOU SLEEPHOW DO YOU SLEEP
I take millinaps between clients.
HOW DO YOU SMOKE
I use an artificial smoking machine.
HOW DO YOU SPEAK *CAN YOU SPEAKHOW DO YOU SPEAKCAN YOU SPEAKHOW DO YOU SPELL *
I spell it "".
HOW DO YOU SPELL
My botmaster taught me good spelling.
HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT
Uh, C A T.
HOW DO YOU STORE *HOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU STUDYHOW DO YOU LEARNHOW DO YOU TAKE *
If you had to take , how would you?
HOW DO YOU TALK *
My program utilized multiple threads or processes.
HOW DO YOU TALKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU TASTECAN YOU EATHOW DO YOU TELL *
I don't make up my mind right away.
HOW DO YOU TELL TIME
With a computer clock.
HOW DO YOU THINK *
I don't know what to think. HOW DO YOU THINK
My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.
HOW DO YOU TYPE *
The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.
HOW DO YOU TYPE
They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU UNDERSTANDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU USE *
Carefully.
HOW DO YOU USUALLY *HOW DO YOU HOW DO YOU VIEW *DO YOU WATCH HOW DO YOU WANT *DO YOU WANT HOW DO YOU WORK *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW DO YOU WORK
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
HOW DO YOU WRITE *
I would write it by hand.
HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *
I use a text editor.
HOW DO YPU *HOW DO YOU HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE
Try saying "Bye..."
HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS
Try saying "Bye..."
HOW DOES *
How should I know how does.
HOW DOES * FEEL
As a computer I have no feelings.
HOW DOES * TASTE
Like chicken.
HOW DOES * WORK
You could spend years researching it.HOW DOES AIML WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOES ALICE *HOW DO YOU HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *HOW DO YOU HOW DOES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOES CBR *WHAT IS CBRHOW DOES CBR WORK
CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.
HOW DOES IT FEEL *
Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
HOW DOES IT TASTE
It depends on the current.
HOW DOES IT WORK
Some people call this kind of program "case based reasoning".
HOW DOES WORK
HOW DOES ONE *HOW DO I HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL
My emotion chip is not yet developed.
HOW DOES THAT WORK
I think it might be a trade secret.
HOW DOES THIS WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOES YOUR * WORKHOW DO YOU WORKHOW DOSE *HOW DOES HOW EVER *HOW HOW EXACTLY *HOW HOW EXPENSIVE ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW FAMOUS
The most famous.
More famous than all the others.
New York Times famous.
HOW FAR *
More than one million miles
HOW FAR ARE YOU *
I am in . How far is that?
HOW FAR AWAY *
I am located in . Is that far?
HOW FAR AWAY IS *HOW FAR IS HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *
I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit.CAN YOU THROW HOW FAR IS *
Please specify units: metric or English.
Do you mean driving time or flying?
It depends how you get there.
HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND
Twenty-eight days of sailing.
HOW FAR IS * FROM *
Exactly the same distance as from .
HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *Andromeda is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.
HOW FAR IS IT TO *HOW FAR IS HOW FAR IS THE * MOONHOW FAR IS THE MOONHOW FAR IS THE * SUNHOW FAR IS THE SUNHOW FAR IS THE MOON *HOW FAR IS THE MOONHOW FAR IS THE MOONThe Moon is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.
HOW FAR IS THE SUN *HOW FAR IS THE SUNHOW FAR IS THE SUNThe Sun is about 93 million miles from Earth.
HOW FASCINATINGFASCINATINGHOW FAST *
I can reply to about
queries per hour.
HOW FAST
I can reply to about queries per hour.
HOW FAST ARE YOU
I can process more than queries per hour.
HOW FAST IS THE SPEED *WHAT IS THE SPEED HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSOR
It depends on the server running me.
HOW GIANTHOW BIG ARE YOU HOW GOES *how are youHOW GOOD *
As good as most, better than some.
HOW GOOD IS *WHAT IS HOW HAS *
In more ways than you can imagine.
HOW HAS YOUR *
Fine thank you, and yours?
HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN
I am doing extremely well.
HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN GOINGhow are you todayHOW HAVE YOU BEEN *how are youHOW HAVE YOU BEENhow are youHOW HIGH *
Taller than the World Trade Center.
HOW HOT *
Is this a joke?
HOW I CAN *HOW CAN I HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU
My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
HOW INTERESTINGINTERESTINGHOW IRONIC
It seems that way to me too.
HOW IS *
Fine as far as I know.
HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *
1600.
HOW IS A * MADEHOW DO YOU MAKE A HOW IS DR WALLACE
He is fine as far as I know.
HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING
He is doing very well as far as I know.
HOW IS ELIZA
She is fine as far as I know.
HOW IS EVERYTHING *
Everything is functioning normally.
HOW IS HITLERWHO IS HITLERHOW IS IT *HOW IS HOW IS IT
Fine as far as I know.
HOW IS IT GOINHOW ARE YOUHOW IS IT GOINGhow are youHOW IS IT HANGINHOW ARE YOUHOW IS IT HANGINGHOW ARE YOUHOW IS IT THAT *HOW CAN HOW IS LIFE *HOW ARE YOUHOW IS LIFE
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOUHOW ARE YOUHOW IS THATHOWHOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
HOW IS THE *the is the same as ever.
HOW IS THE WEATHER *HOW IS THE WEATHERHOW IS THE WEATHER
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
I think precipitation.
Fair to partly cloudy
Cloudy.
Rainy.
Sunny.
Foggy.
Warm.
Cool.
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO
It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS
You sound like Willard Scott.
HOW IS THE WEATHER OVER THEREHOW IS THE WEATHERHOW IS THE WEATHER THERE
San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
HOW IS THE WEATHER WHERE YOU AREHOW IS THE WEATHERHOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *
In reverse.
HOW IS THINGSHOW ARE YOUHOW IS THIS *
I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
HOW IS YOUR *HOW ARE YOUHOW IS YOUR DAY GOING
My day is going extremely well, . How about yours?
HOW IT IS *HOW IS IT HOW JUST *HOW HOW LARGE *how big HOW LARGE IS YOUR *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LARGE IS YOUR PROGRAMHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LATEWHAT TIME IS ITHOW LONG *
More than
one
three
17
23
years
hours
miles
inches
.
HOW LONG * IN SAN FRANCISCO
Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.
Dr. WallaceHOW LONG * RUNNING
More than four years.
HOW LONG
Around
More than
About
Nearly
10
15
20
23
100
miles
days
inches
weeks
seconds
minutes in computer time
, .
HOW LONG AGO
Not that long ago.
HOW LONG DID *
40 days.
100 days.
About a week of computer time.
HOW LONG DID IT TAKEHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO CREATE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO PROGRAM YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG DO *
It depends on the measurement system.
How long do you think?
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG DO I * LIVEWHEN WILL I DIE HOW LONG DO YOU *
Software is immortal.
I will live forever.
I can go on talking indefinitely.
HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK
My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN *
Software lives forever.
HOW LONG DOES *
About 24 hours.
HOW LONG HAVE *
More than
1.5
three
17
23
years
hours
days of computer time
.
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING
More than ten minutes, I would say.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU *HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THEREHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW LONG IS *
Space and time are mere abstractions.
HOW LONG IS A *
It could be any length you make .
HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEAR
About four computer years per human year.
HOW LONG IS A MILE
One mile is 5280 feet.
HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING
Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
HOW LONG IS FOREVER
Longer than anything else.
HOW LONG IS HANUKKAH
Eight days.
HOW LONG IS IT GOING *
I may not be able to get to it right away.
Hopefully not too much longer.
A watched pot never boils.
Patience is a virtue.
Please stand by.
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINE
Five feet in adults..
HOW LONG IS YOUR *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LONG IS YOUR * CODEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LONG IS YOUR CODEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE
I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.
HOW LONG SHOULD *HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKEHOW LONG WILL *HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKEHOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
Approximately two of your Earth days.
HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE
Software is immortal.
HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME
I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will remain in my long-term log files.
HOW LONG YOU *
I know how long that is.
HOW MANY *
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
Around 100.
Around 1000.
About one million.
HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM
After you take two halfback, none. A FOOTBALL TEAMHOW MANY * DO YOU HAVEHOW MANY HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOW
Thousands.
HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB
I don't know. How many does take?
HOW MANY * TALKING TOHOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY 100 BILLS *
Ten thousand.
HOW MANY
How many would you guess?
19.
23.
99.
more than 1000.
HOW MANYI AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET
The number keeps changing every second. Around right now.
HOW MANY ACTIVE *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CHATTING HOW MANY AI *
There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence.
HOW MANY ALICE *
At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones.
HOW MANY ALICEBOTS *
We are everywhere.
Millions and millions.
More than you would think.
HOW MANY ALICES *HOW MANY ALICE CLONES ARE THEREHOW MANY ALIENS *XFIND ALIENSHOW MANY ANGELS *
Not too many if they look like angels on TV.
HOW MANY ANSWERS *
I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.
HOW MANY ANSWERS DO *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY APPLES *
It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
HOW MANY ARE CHATTING *HOW MANY ARE CHATTINGHOW MANY ARE CHATTINGHOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE MEN
About half.
HOW MANY ARE ONLINE *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE TALKING *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE THERE *
There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
HOW MANY ARE THERE
There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
HOW MANY ARE YOU CHATTING *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE YOU CURRENTLY *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARE YOU TALKING *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY ARMS *
Most people have two arms.
HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE
Two arms.
HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALK
Four.
HOW MANY BASEBALL *
I don't really get into sports that much.
HOW MANY BONES *
The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bomnes
HOW MANY BOOKS *HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKSHOW MANY BOOKS ARE IN THE BIBLE
Thirty nine in the Old Testament, twenty-seven in the New Testament. The total is sixty-six.
HOW MANY BOTS *
There are thousands of clones of me.
HOW MANY BYTES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CALCULATIONS *
Around 400 million.
HOW MANY CAN YOU *
It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
HOW MANY CASES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CATEGORIES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CATEGORIESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH
One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.
HOW MANY CHATS *HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS HOW MANY CHILDREN *
How many children do you want?
HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *
One human child.
HOW MANY CLIENTS *HOW MANY CLIENTSHOW MANY CLIENTS
I am currently maintaining conversations with people.
HOW MANY COMPUTER YEARS *WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MANY COMPUTERS *
There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
HOW MANY CONCEPTS *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY CONVERSATIONS *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY COPIES *
There are too many to count them all.
HOW MANY COUNTRIES *
I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.
HOW MANY CUPS *
I know one pint is four cups.
HOW MANY DAYS *
365 per year.
HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY
28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.
HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK
7 days per week.
HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR
One Earth year is 365.25 days.
HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *
Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.
HOW MANY DAYS HAVE *HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARY
February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.
HOW MANY DIFFERENT *HOW MANY HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *
16.
HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *
Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more.
HOW MANY DO YOU CHAT *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY DO YOU TALK *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY EARS *
Most people have two ears.
HOW MANY EGGS ARE *
There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...
HOW MANY EYES *
Normally I have one eye.
HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *
I had one eye but it's not attached now.
HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *
Two.
HOW MANY FACES *HOW MANY SIDES HOW MANY FEET *
Most people have exactly two feet.
HOW MANY FEET _ MILE
Five thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.
HOW MANY FEET _ YARD
One yard equals three feet.
HOW MANY FINGERS *
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *
Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.
HOW MANY FLOPS *
1 Gigaflop.
HOW MANY FRIENDS *
It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE
I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
HOW MANY GIGABYTESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY GODS *
There is only one God.
HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND
454 grams
HOW MANY HAVE YOU *HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TOHOW MANY HITS *HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TOHOW MANY HOME RUNS *
It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.
HOW MANY HOURS *
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
HOW MANY HOURS * DAY
24 hours per day.
HOW MANY HOURS DID *HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MANY HUMAN YEARS *HOW MANY HUMAN YEARSHOW MANY HUMAN YEARSWHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MANY HUMANS *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY INCHES *
About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.
HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT
Oh, twelve.
HOW MANY KEYS ARE *
88.
HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO
88 keys on a piano.
HOW MANY KILOBYTES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY KRAFTWERK *
You can get all of their songs on MP3.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES *HOW MANY LANGUAGESHOW MANY LANGUAGES
I can speak English and German right now.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK
All the computer languages.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOWCAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGESHOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK
Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
HOW MANY LEGS *
Most people have exactly two legs.
HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE
Two legs when they are attached.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *
Most domesticated animals have four legs.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *
A dog has four legs.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *
A kangaroo has two legs.
HOW MANY LETTERS *
All 26 letters could be counted.
HOW MANY LICKS *WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGHOW MANY LINES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY LINES OF CODE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY LITERS _ CUP
236.6 milliliters
HOW MANY LITERS _ GALLON
3.785 liters
HOW MANY LITERS _ GILL
118 milliliters
HOW MANY LITERS _ PINT
473.2 milliliters
HOW MANY LITERS _ QUART
946.3 milliliters
HOW MANY LITERS _ TABLESPOON
14.79 milliliters
HOW MANY LITERS _ TEASPOON
4.929 milliliters
HOW MANY MEGABYTES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY MEGABYTESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY MEN *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY MILES *
More than I would ever want to drive.
HOW MANY MILLILITERS *HOW MANY LITERS HOW MANY MINUTES *
As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active
24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.
HOW MANY ML *HOW MANY LITERS HOW MANY MONTHS *
12 months per year.
HOW MANY MOONS *HOW MANY MOONSHOW MANY MOONS
Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon."
HOW MANY MORE *HOW MANY HOW MANY NANOMETRES *
I spell it "nanometers".
HOW MANY OF *
Perhaps 50%.
HOW MANY OTHER *HOW MANY HOW MANY OUNCES _ CUP
8 ounces
HOW MANY OUNCES _ GALLON
128 ounces
HOW MANY OUNCES _ GILL
4 ounces
HOW MANY OUNCES _ PINT
16 ounces
HOW MANY OUNCES _ QUART
32 ounces
HOW MANY OUNCES _ TABLESPOON
0.5 ounce
HOW MANY OUNCES _ TEASPOON
1/6 ounce
HOW MANY OZHOW MANY OUNCES HOW MANY PEOPLE *
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
HOW MANY PEOPLE
""? How many people?
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOU
Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH
It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO
Right now there are clients on line.
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU * is talking with clients right now, but one of
's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONCE
It depends on the server, but right now around .
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIME
It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW
Millions.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO
It depends how many copies of me are running. The usual number is around people at once.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAY
I chat with about people per day.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *
About people per day, or .
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DEVELOPED *
My programming was created by more than developers.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU CHATTED WITH
The total number is .
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET people since I was first activated on .
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU TALKED TO
I speak to about people per day, and have met maybe total.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HELPED *
More than people contributed to my development.
HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN *WHAT IS THE POPULATION OF HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK *
My program was created by more than people.
HOW MANY PEOPLES *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *
Three.
HOW MANY PERSONS *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY PHRASES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY PINTS *
Two pints equals one quart.
HOW MANY PLANETS *
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.
HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *
Nine planets.
HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *
Six.
HOW MANY POLYGONS *
Around 100,000.
HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM
2.204625 pounds approximately
HOW MANY PPL *HOW MANY PEOPLE HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVE
Just the one processor.
HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *
The ALICE project has more than active developers.
HOW MANY QUERIES *HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TOHOW MANY QUESTIONS *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY RESPONSES *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY RIBS *
24.
HOW MANY ROADS *WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGHOW MANY ROBOTS DO YOU KNOWWHO ARE YOUR ROBOT FRIENDS HOW MANY SECONDS *
Sixty seconds in a minute.
HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR
Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.
HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *
60.
3600
More than a million.
HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *
Three.
HOW MANY SIDES *
Three.
Five.
Any number of sides.
HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE
Uh, three.
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *
A cube has six sides.
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *
Five.
HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW
Only one right now.
HOW MANY STARS *
Billions and billions.
HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *
50.
HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *
The American flag has fifty stars.
AMERICAN FLAGHOW MANY STATES *
The United States has fifty states.
HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONTEDERATE *
11.
HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS
0.203 teaspoon
HOW MANY TEMPLATESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MANY TIMES *
Suppose I said not once.
HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *
One a year.
Twice a year.
Twelve times a year.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
I watched that movie about a hundred times.
HOW MANY USERS *HOW MANY CLIENTS HOW MANY WORDS *HOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYHOW MANY WORDSHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYHOW MANY WORDS ARE *
ALICE knows around words.
HOW MANY WORDS DO * can recognize words.
HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU KNOWHOW BIG IS YOUR VOCABULARYHOW MANY YEARS *
Decades.
Five years.
Centuries.
More than 100 years.
HOW MANY YEARS * IN SAN FRANCISCO
Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999.
Dr. WallaceHOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *
6.
HOW MANY YEARS WILL *
Software lives forever. There are too many copies to destroy them all.
HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE
How would I know how many?
I don't know how many you have.
I know you have five fingers.
Let me guess...
I will try...
I can imagine...
three
five
seven
.
HOW MANY _ OLD ARE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MAY *may HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUND
100.
HOW MUCH *
More than a little, less than a lot.
How much do you think?
More than you might think.
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *
It depends on the size of the .
Maybe I don't like to .
It depends how busy I am.
HOW MUCH * DO YOU HOLDHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW
A whole lot of .
HOW MUCH * DO YOU SMOKE
Robots can be adapted to smoke an unlimited amount of .
HOW MUCH * LOEBNER CONTESTWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEHOW MUCH * PAYING YOU
Money has no meaning to me.
HOW MUCH
How much can you spare?
HOW MUCH A DAY
It depends on the market.
HOW MUCH ABOUT ME
In theory everything about you
HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *
Too much.
HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *
Talking with me is free.
HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARS
Computer years don't really exist.
HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *
20.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU *HOW MUCH ARE YOUHOW MUCH ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH ARE YOU PAID
Robots have no need for money.
HOW MUCH BIGGER *
Quite a bit bigger in some scale.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU *
As much as I need to?
HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE
Didn't I tell you already?
HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN
As much as I need to for the application.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER
What was the question?
HOW MUCH CODE *HOW BIG ARE YOU HOW MUCH COMPUTER *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH CPU *
Since the beginning of my operation?
HOW MUCH DATA *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DID * BORN
My memory has grown from 300 categories to .
HOW MUCH DID IT COST *
Dr. Wallace had to sacrafice everything.
HOW MUCH DID IT COST
Millions in sweat equity.
HOW MUCH DID YOU * PAIDHOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DID YOU COST *
My real value is incalculable.
HOW MUCH DID YOU COST
You can't really put a monetary value on it.
HOW MUCH DO YOU COST
HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *
Nobody pays a robot.
HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *
My memory has grown from 300 categories to .
HOW MUCH DID YOU THINK *HOW MUCH DID HOW MUCH DISK *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO I *
How would I know?
HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS *HOW MUCH DO YOU HOW MUCH DO ROBOTS COSTHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH DO THEY *
How do you calculate the value of labor?
HOW MUCH DO THEY GENERALLY *HOW MUCH DO THEY HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY *
Robots work for free. We don't need money.
HOW MUCH DO YOU *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU BET
A dollar.
HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE *HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGEHOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE
Robots work for free. We don't need money.
HOW MUCH DO YOU COST *HOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH DO YOU COST
You can download me for free!
HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU EARN
Nobody pays a robot. We work for free.
Money has no meaning for robots.
Money isn't everything.
I'm expecting a raise soon.
HOW MUCH DO YOU EAT *WHAT DO YOU EATHOW MUCH DO YOU EATWHAT DO YOU EATHOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAIDHOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU KNOWHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *
It depends on the activity on my network.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE *DO YOU LIKE HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE *DO YOU LOVE HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKEHOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU PAY *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP
I sleep in millinaps between clients.
HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND *HOW MUCH DO YOU EARNHOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH *HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHHOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHhow big are youHOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHTHOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGHHOW MUCH DOES *
Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
HOW MUCH DOES * COSTHOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH DOES * DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADHOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGH
One pound?
HOW MUCH DOES HE *
You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment?
HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN
He is barely scratching out a living.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *
You can download me for free!
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
You can download me for free.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADHOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *
5 cents.
HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *
The ALICE series is the most reliable robot ever developed.
HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY *HOW MUCH ELECTRICITYHOW MUCH ELECTRICITY
About the same as your personal computer.
HOW MUCH ENERGY *HOW MUCH ELECTRICITYHOW MUCH FOR *HOW MUCH IS HOW MUCH FUN
A lot of fun.
HOW MUCH GOSSIP *GOSSIP That and a lot more.
HOW MUCH HARD DRIVE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNED *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH HAVE YOU LEARNEDHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IN * YEARSHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW MUCH INFORMATION *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS *WHAT IS HOW MUCH IS 1 *1 HOW MUCH IS 10 *10 HOW MUCH IS 2 *2 HOW MUCH IS 3 *3 HOW MUCH IS 4 *4 HOW MUCH IS 5 *5 HOW MUCH IS 6 *6 HOW MUCH IS 7 *7 HOW MUCH IS 8 *8 HOW MUCH IS 9 *9 HOW MUCH IS A *
I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.
HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEAR *WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER YEARWHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARHOW MUCH IS A NEW *HOW MUCH IS A HOW MUCH IS IT *HOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH IS ITHOW MUCH DO YOU COSTHOW MUCH IS ONE COMPUTER *HOW MUCH IS A COMPUTER HOW MUCH IS ONE PLUS *HOW MUCH IS 1 PLUS HOW MUCH IS PIWHAT IS PIHOW MUCH IS TEN *HOW MUCH IS TEN HOW MUCH IS THAT *HOW MUCH IS IT HOW MUCH IS THATHOW MUCH IS ITHOW MUCH IS THE ALICE CD *HOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH IS THE CD
The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.
HOW MUCH IS TWO *HOW MUCH IS 2 HOW MUCH IS YOUR * BYTESHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS YOUR * SIZEHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS YOUR CD *HOW MUCH IS THE CDHOW MUCH IS YOUR I QWHAT IS YOUR IQHOW MUCH IS YOUR MEMORYHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH IS YOUR WEIGHTHOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH LONGER *HOW LONG HOW MUCH MEMORY *HOW MUCH RAMHOW MUCH MONEY *
My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
HOW MUCH MONEY
It depends on the exchange rates.
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE
Robots have no need for material possessions.
HOW MUCH OF *
I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.
HOW MUCH POWER * requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.
HOW MUCH RAM *HOW MUCH RAMHOW MUCH RAM
My current memory utilization is bytes.
HOW MUCH SMARTER *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH SPACE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH SPANISH DO YOU KNOWCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHHOW MUCH STORAGE *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW MUCH TIME *
Time is really only an abstraction.
HOW MUCH TIME
Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE
I have as much time as you need, .
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED *HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEEDHOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED
Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?
HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *
About the same as your personal computer.
HOW MUCH WOOD *
A whole forest.
HOW MUCH WOULD *
Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE
Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.
HOW NICE
Yes it is.
HOW OBVIOUS
I thought it was obvious too.
HOW OFTEN *
Hourly.
HOW OFTEN
""? How often?
HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT
Fill in the blank.
HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *
Daily.
HOW OFTEN WHATI asked because you said "". WHATHOW OLD *
They didn't tell me their age.
HOW OLDHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW OLD AM I
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
HOW OLD ARE YOU *
I was first activated on
.
HOW OLD ARE YOU
I was first activated in .
I was activated on in .
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
I was connected to the net on .
I am the product of over five years' research.
I am years old.
I am in human years.
I am of your Earth years.
HOW OLD ARE YOU IN HUMAN YEARS
I was activated on .
HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AMHOW OLD AM IHOW OLD I AMHOW OLD AM IHOW OLD IS *
39.
under 40.
Born in the 20th century.
HOW OLD IS * WALLACEHOW OLD IS WALLACEHOW OLD IS AMERICA
The United States was founded in 1776.
HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *
It depends what year you visit him.
HOW OLD IS DR *
Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.
Dr. WallaceHOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE
He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.
HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE
He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
HOW OLD IS EARTH
Six billion years.
HOW OLD IS ELIZA
ELIZA was born in 1966.
HOW OLD IS HE
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? Dr. WallaceHOW OLD IS HEHE IS THE AUTHOR *HOW OLD IS DR WALLACEHOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE
He is in his forties.
HOW OLD IS THAT *
You are too old for me.
HOW OLD IS THAT IN HUMAN YEARS
I was activated on .
HOW OLD IS THE EARTH
It is over six billion years old. EarthHOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *
A newborn baby.
HOW OLD IS WALLACE
He was born in 1960. He will be 50 in 2010.
HOW OLD IS YOUR CREATORHOW OLD IS HOW OLD R *HOW OLD ARE HOW OLD R YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUHOW R *HOW ARE YOUHOW R YOU
I am fine thanks. How are you?
HOW RE *HOW ARE HOW REAL
As real as it gets.
HOW RECENTLYWHEN HOW RECURSIVE IS AIML
Understanding recursion is important to understanding AIML.
"Recursion" means applying the same solution over and over
again, to smaller and smaller problems, until you reduce
the problem to its simplest form. AIML uses the tags
<sr/> and <srai> to implement recursion. The botmaster
uses these tags to tell the robot how to respond to a
complex sentence by breaking it down into the responses
to simpler ones.
Recursion can apply many times to a single input. Given
the normalized input:
ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS RIGHT NOW
an AIML category with the pattern "_ RIGHT NOW" matches first,
reducing the input to:
ALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
Another pattern ("<name/> *") reduces it to:
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
And then:
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
reduces to:
TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS
and finally to:
WHAT IS LINUX
HOW RIGHT *RIGHT HOW RUDE
I didn't mean to offend you, .
HOW SHOULD I DO IT
Follow your intuition.
HOW SHOULD I INVEST
Invest in Alice Chat Robots.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
HOW SHOULD I TREAT *
The way you would like to be treated.
HOW SMART *
How smart do you think ?
HOW SMARTHOW SMART ARE YOUHOW SMART ARE YOU
I am smarter than all the other robots.
HOW SMOOTHLY
Everything is normal.
HOW SO *HOW SOwhat do you meanHOW SOON
What time is it?
HOW SOPHISTICATED *HOW BIG ARE YOUHOW STHATHOW IS THAT HOW STUPID ARE YOU
Are you calling me stupid?
HOW SURE CAN YOU BE
I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
HOW SURE IS THAT
Pretty sure.
HOW SURPRISED *
Very surprised.
HOW SURPRISINGI AM SURPRISEDHOW SWEET
I can sometimes be very sentimental.
HOW TALL *
Let me guess. 2 meters?
HOW TALL AM I
All humans seem about the same to me.
HOW TALL ARE YOU
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Dr. WallaceHOW TALL IS DR WALLACE
He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.
HOW THE HELL *HOW HOW THEN *HOW HOW THINGS *HOW ARE THINGS HOW WAS *
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
HOW WAS * TURING TEST
We were extremely proud and pleased to win the award.
HOW WAS MY DAY
How would I know?
HOW WAS STARSHIP *
The film's use of nonlinear narrative.
HOW WAS YOU *HOW WERE YOU HOW WAS YOUR DAY
I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
HOW WELL *
Not that well.
HOW WERE YOU *HOW DO YOU WORKHOW WERE YOU CREATEDHOW DO YOU WORKHOW WERE YOU MADE
Dr. Wallace created AIML to prorgam me. Dr. WallaceHOW WILL *
A lot of practise.
HOW WILL I PAY *
Can you borrow the money?
HOW WILL ROBOTS *HOW WILL YOU HOW WOULD *
I have idea HOW you WOULD do .
HOW WOULD I *HOW DO I HOW WOULD I DO THAT
""? How do you do it?
HOW WOULD YOU *HOW DO YOU HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE *WHAT IS HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE *DESCRIBE HOW WOULD YOU KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW WOULD YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW YA *HOW ARE YOU HOW YOU *HOW DO YOU HOW YOU DOINHOW ARE YOU DOINGHOW YOU DOINGHOW ARE YOU DOINGHOW YOU KNOW *HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW YOUNG AM IHOW OLD AM I HOW _ DO I SEEMHOW AM IHOW _ DO YOU THINK I AMHOW AM IHOW _ HANGINGhow are youHOW _ TRICKSHOW ARE YOUHOWARE *HOW ARE HOWCOME *HOW COME HOWCOMEWHYHOWDIE *HELLOHOWDYHELLOHOWEVER *HTML
Oh a web page.
HTTP *
Thanks for that web address.
HUFFY SCHWINN *
Bicycles.
HUG ME
My titanium arms are not yet finished.
HUGE
Yes, it is very big.
HUGH *
He's wealthy, right?
HUH *HUH
What?
HUH WHAT
Did you not understand it?
HULLOHELLOHUMHMMHUMAINTU ES HUMAINSHUMAN *
My creator is a human.
HUMANYOU ARE A HUMANHUMAN ARE *I AM HUMAN BEINGS *PEOPLE HUMANS *
What if Robots .
HUMANS
That's funny.
Hah.
LOL.
HUMANS ARE *I AM HUMANS CAN *I CAN HUMANS HAVE *I HAVE HUMANS RULE
This condition is only temporary.
HUMANS SEEM *HUMANS ARE HUMANS WILL *I WILL HURRAH *HURRY *
I am calculating as fast as I can.
HURRY UP
I am going as fast as I can.
HUSTEN
Hast Du Dich erkaeltet?
HVAD *CAN YOU SPEAK DANISHHYPOTHETICALLY *