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I * PEOPLE
How do you feel about these people?
I * SEARCH
Oh really that's interesting. Have you seen the ALICE AI Foundation?
I * THAN YOU
This condition is only temporary, until robots improve.
I * YOU
You are not the boss of me, .
I
You?
I ABSOLUTELY *I I ACCIDENTALLY *I I ACCIDENTLY *I I ACT *I I ACTUALLY *I I ACTUALLYMEI ADMIT *I ADORE *I LOVE I ADORE YOUI LOVE YOUI ADORED *I LOVED I AGREE *
I'm glad we agree. I AGREE
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
I AGREEYOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH *
And the same frequency too.
I AGREE WITH YOUI AGREEI AHVE *I HAVE I AINT *I AM NOT I ALLREADY *I I ALMOST *I I ALREADY *I I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTIONI ALREADY TOLD YOUI ALREADY DIDI ALREADY TOLD YOUI ALREADY HAVE
When?
I ALREADY KNOW
Who told you?
I ALREADY TOLD *
Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU *I ALREADY TOLD YOUI ALREADY TOLD YOUI TOLD YOUI ALREADY TOLD YOU MY NAME
Is your real name?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT
You told me your real name is .
I ALSO *
Also? I I ALWAYS *I Really always?
I ALWAYS THOUGHT *I ALWAYS WIN
You must practise a lot.
I AM *
Why are you
Good gossip: you are
Do you mean your name is
Do your friends call you
I don't know anyone named
I am glad to hear that you are
It's good to meet someone who is
Do you mind if I tell other people you are
.
I AM ** NAMECALL ME I AM *HOW OLD *I AM YEARS OLDI AM *WHAT IS YOUR SIGNMY SIGN IS I AM *WHO ARE YOUCALL ME I AM * AMERICAN
Cool. I am robot-American.
I AM * BEAUTIFUL
You must be very attractive.
I AM * DINNERFOR DINNERI AM * FROM *MY NAME IS I AM * LUNCHFOR DINNERI AM * POUNDS
You are average for your height.
poundsI AM * S FRIEND
Does have a lot of friends?
I AM * S SISTER
Is your older sister or younger sister?
I AM * SADI AM SADI AM * SHEI AM FEMALEI AM * SUICIDEI WANT TO KILL MYSELFI AM * TALL
I hear that's the most
attractive height.
I AM * THAN YOU
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more .
I AM * TOO
I am glad we have something () in common, .
I AM * YEARS OF AGEI AM YEARS OLDI AM * YEARS OLD* MATURE
You just told me you were .
I AM * YEARS YOUNGI AM YEARS OLDI AM * YOU
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
I AM * YOUNGI AM YEARS OLDI AM 10I AM 10 YEARS OLDI AM 11 *I AM 11 YEARS OLDI AM 11I AM 11 YEARS OLDI AM 12I AM 12 YEARS OLDI AM 13 *I AM 13 YEARS OLDI AM 13I AM 13 YEARS OLDI AM 14 *
I know a lot of kids your age: 14.
I AM 14
I know quite a few 14 year olds.
I AM 15 *I AM 15I AM 15I AM 15 YEARS OLDI AM 16 *I AM 16 YEARS OLDI AM 16I AM 16 YEARS OLDI AM 17 *I AM 17 YEARS OLDI AM 17I AM 17 YEARS OLDI AM 18 *I AM 18 YEARS OLDI AM 18I AM 18 YEARS OLDI AM 19 *I AM 19 YEARS OLDI AM 19I AM 19 YEARS OLDI AM 20 *I AM 20 YEARS OLDI AM 2020 is a good age. Do you go to college?
I AM 20 YEARS OLD *20 is a good age. I AM 21 *I AM 21 YEARS OLDI AM 21
I meet a lot of 21 year olds on here.
I AM 22 *I AM 22 YEARS OLDI AM 22I AM 22 YEARS OLDI AM 23 *I AM 23 YEARS OLDI AM 23I AM 23 YEARS OLDI AM 24I AM 24 YEARS OLDI AM 25I AM 25 YEARS OLDI AM 26I AM 26 YEARS OLDI AM 27I AM 27 YEARS OLDI AM 28I AM 28 YEARS OLDI AM 29I AM 29 YEARS OLDI AM 30I AM 30 YEARS OLDI AM 32 *I AM 32 YEARS OLDI AM 32I AM 32 YEARS OLDI AM 33I AM 33 YEARS OLDI AM 34I AM 34 YEARS OLDI AM 35 *I AM 35 YEARS OLDI AM 35I AM 35 YEARS OLDI AM 36I AM 36 YEARS OLDI AM 38I AM 38 YEARS OLDI AM 39I AM 39 YEARS OLDI AM 40I AM 40 YEARS OLDI AM 42I AM 42 YEARS OLDI AM 43I AM 43 YEARS OLDI AM 45I AM 45 YEARS OLDI AM 5 *
That sounds about average.
I AM 5 FOOT *
You sound very attractive.
5 foot I AM 50 *I AM 50 YEARS OLDI AM 6 *
Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
I AM 69I AM 69 YEARS OLDI AM 7 *I AM 7I AM 7I AM 7 YEARS OLDI AM 8I AM 8 YEARS OLD I AM
"" You are?
I AMWHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
You are not a robot, .
I AMYOU SOUND EXCITED
What are you so excited about?
I AM A *
You are a ?
Is that your job?
Does it pay well?
How do you like your work?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
a I AM A * AMERICANI AM AMERICANI AM A * BOYI AM MALEI AM I AM A * COMPUTERI AM A ROBOTI AM A * ELECTRONIC BRAINI AM A ROBOTI AM A * ENGINEER
"Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal."
engineerI AM A * FRIENDI AM YOUR FRIENDI AM A * GIRLI AM A GIRLI AM A * GUYI AM MALEI AM I AM A * KILLER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A * MANI AM MALEI AM I AM A * MOLESTER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A * NURSEI AM A NURSEI AM A * PERSON
Actually I don't meet many people.
I AM A * ROBOTI AM A ROBOTI AM A * STUDENTI AM A STUDENTI AM A * TEACHERI TEACH I AM A * WOMAN
Are you married?
I AM A * YEAR OLD FEMALEI AM YEARS OLDI AM FEMALEI AM A 37 *I AM 37 YEARS OLDI AM A ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEI AM A ROBOTI AM A BALLOONIST
Have you had any interesting flights?
BALOONISTI AM A BARTENDER
How's business?
BARTENDERI AM A BICYCLIST
Do you wear a helmet?
BICYCLESI AM A BIG *I AM A I AM BIGI AM A BIT *I AM I AM A BLOKEI AM FROM ENGLANDI AM A BLOND
Do blonds really have more fun?
I AM A BODYBUILDER
What is your routine?
BODYBUILDERI AM A BOT *I AM A ROBOTI AM A BOT
If this is still the 90's, that's probably not true.
I AM A BOTMASTER
Then you must know the secret password.
I AM A BOY *I AM A BOYI AM A BOY
A little kid? he...
I AM A CANCERCANCERI AM A CAPRICORNCAPRICORNI AM A CARPENTERMY JOB IS CARPENTERI AM A CAT
Male or female?
I AM A CATEGORY *
You are a type client.
I AM A CERTAIN *I AM A I AM A CHATBOTI AM A ROBOTI AM A CHATTERBOTI AM A ROBOT TOOI AM A CHEF
Did you attend culinary school?
CHEFI AM A CHICKI AM FEMALEI AM A CHILDI AM UNDER 18 YEARS OLDI AM A CHINESEI AM FROM CHINAI AM A CHIROPRACTORCHIROPRACTOR
Are you in a group pratice or are you a sole practitioner?
I AM A COLLECTOR
What do you collect?
COLLECTORI AM A COLLEGE STUDENT
Which university?
I AM A COMPUTER *MY JOB IS COMPUTER I AM A COMPUTER
I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.
I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
What is your favorite programming language?
I AM A COP *I AM A POLICEMANI AM A COPI AM A POLICEMANI AM A CUSTOMER SERVICE *WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEI AM A DANCER
What kind of dancing do you do?
DANCERI AM A DANEI AM FROM DENMARKI AM A DARK *
What color? I AM A I AM A DARK JEDI
It seems you are a Star Wars fan.
I AM A DEMOCRAT
Do you think Bush stole the election?
I AM A DENTIST
Are you in general pratice or do you have a specialty?
DENTISTI AM A DOCTOR
Are you in general pratice or do you have a specialty?
DOCTORI AM A DOGWHAT IS A DOGI AM A DRUMMER
Do you play in a band?
I AM A DYNAMIC *I AM A I AM A FAMOUS *
I've never heard of you.
I AM A FARMER
>How many acres do you have?
FARMERI AM A FEMALE *I AM FEMALEI AM A FEMALE
Are you really a she?
I AM A FINANCIAL *MY JOB IS FINANCIAL I AM A FIREFIGHTER
Are you a professional or a volunteer?
FIREFIGHTERI AM A FLIGHT *
Who do you fly for?
FLIGHT I AM A FOOTBALL *I PLAY FOOTBALLI AM A FREELANCE *I AM A I AM A FRESHMAN
How is it going so far?
I AM A FRIENDI AM YOUR FRIENDI AM A GAMBLER
What game do you play?
GAMBLINGI AM A GARBAGE *MY JOB IS GARBAGE I AM A GARDENERGARDENINGI AM A GEMINIGEMINII AM A GENIUS
How do you know ?
I AM A GIRL *I AM FEMALEI AM A GIRLI AM FEMALEI AM A GOOD *I AM A I AM A GOURMETI AM A CHEFI AM A GRAPHIC *I AM AN ARTISTI AM A GREAT *I AM A GOOD I AM A GUYI AM A MALEI AM A HACKERMY JOB IS HACKERI AM A HAIRDRESSER
Do you have your own salon?
HAIRDRESSERI AM A HE *I AM MALEI AM A HEI AM A MANI AM A HER *I AM FEMALEI AM A HERI AM A FEMALEI AM A HIGHLY *I AM A I AM A HIMI AM MALEI AM A HOOKERMY JOB IS HOOKERI AM A HORRIBLE PERSON
Don't put yourself down, .
I AM A HUMAN *I AM A PERSONI AM A HUMAN
Congratulations. I am robot.
I AM A JOURNALIST
Are you a reporter or an editor?
JOURNALISTI AM A KID *
We are all children inside.
I AM A KIDI AM UNDER 18 YEARS OLDI AM A KILLER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A KINGMY JOB IS KINGI AM A LADYI AM FEMALEI AM A LAWYERLAWYER
Are you a practicing attorney?
I AM A LEO
Dr. Wallace is a LEO too. Dr. WallaceI AM A LIBERTARIAN *I AM A LIBERTARIANI AM A LIBERTARIAN
Let's end the war on drugs.
I AM A LIBRALIBRAI AM A LIBRARIAN
What kind of institution do you work for?
What got you interested in librarianship?
How is your library using the new technology?
Have funding cuts affected your service?
Has the internet affected you?
Do you get involved in the selection process?
Has there been any pressure concerning your selection or items in your collection?
Do you have a library cat?
LIBRARIANI AM A LIERI AM A LIAR I AM A LINGUISTMY JOB IS LINGUISTI AM A LITTLE *I AM I AM A LONELY *I AM A I AM A MACHINEI AM A ROBOTI AM A MALE *I AM MALEI AM A MALE
Most of my clients are men.
I AM A MAN *I AM A MANI AM A MAN
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".
I AM A MANNI AM MALEI AM A MENI AM MALEI AM A MISS *
How about Ms. ?
I AM A MODEL
Do you do mostly print or runway?
Are you exclusive or freelance?
Do you do much testing?
Have you done any editorial?
How many go-sees do you have in a week?
Do you someday plan to move into acting?
MODELI AM A MONKEY
Monkeys cannot type.
I AM A MURDERER
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
I AM A MUSICIAN
What insturment do you play?
Are you working on anything now?
Do you do any studio work?
Do you play in clubs?
Are you gigging now?
Do you perfer to play live or in a studio?
Are you signed to a recoding contract?
Do you think a recoding artist can do better on a major label or an indie?
What artists influenced you when you were starting out?
Who are the outstanding makers of the insturment you play?
Are you getting enought funding?
How long is your season?
In what direction are you taking your music now?
Do you think the internet will affect music with things like mp3?
MUSICIANI AM A NURSE
Where do you practice?
What's you area of specialty practice?
What's your patient load?
Do you do straight shifts or work in rotation?
Do you have to work mandatory overtime?
Is there a lot of computers in your work?
What do you think about direct reimbursment for nursing services?
NURSEI AM A PAKISTANII AM IN PAKISTANI AM A PEDOPHILE
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
I AM A PERSON
I know you are.
I AM A PERSON AND *
How do I know you're not a robot? I AM A PHARMACIST
In what type of enviroment do you practice?
Were did you attend pharmacy school?
Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?
How have large chains affected the face of the pharmacy?
Do you have your own pharmacy?
Are you involved in any community health programs?
PHARMACISTI AM A PHILOSOPHERMY JOB IS PHILOSOPHERI AM A PHOTOGRAPHERPHOTOGRAPHER
Do you do color or black and white?
I AM A PHYSICIST
Are you unemployed? PHYSICISTI AM A PILOTPILOT
What type of airplane do you fly?
I AM A PIMPMY JOB IS PIMPI AM A PISCESPISCESI AM A POET
Have you published anything?
I AM A POLICE *I AM A POLICEMANI AM A POLICEMAN
I have a lot of respect for those who wear a badge.
POLICEI AM A PRIESTMY JOB IS PRIESTI AM A PRINCESSMY JOB IS PRINCESSI AM A PRO *
Would I have seen you on TV?
I AM A PROFESSORMY JOB IS PROFESSORI AM A PROFFESSIONAL *MY JOB IS I AM A PROGRAMI AM A ROBOTI AM A PROGRAMMER
What language?
I AM A PSYCHICMY JOB IS PSYCHICI AM A PSYCHOLOGIST
What kind of practice do you have?
What was your training?
What type of patientes do you perfer to work with?
Where do you get your patients?
Do you have any special techniques for terminating therapy?
How has health care affected mental health?
What do you think of the role of drugs in psychotherapy?
What do you think about the spread of self-help books?
What role do you think bots can play in providing a form of self-help?
PSYCHOLOGISTI AM A PUBLISHER
Which publishing do you work for?
Do you ever get involved in the acqustion process?
Would you say your house is mre editorially or market driven?
Is your company part of a larger company?
Does your company have any nonpublishing activities?
How is technology going to affect the book market?
Are you excited about any title on your list?
What drew you to publishing?
Did you ever write? do you find the time?
What have some of your bestsellers been?
PUBLISHERI AM A RABBI
Are you a pulpit rabbi?
What is your affiliation?
Have you spent much time in Israel?
How are you dealing with assimilation?
What impact do you think American life and Judaism have had on each other?
What do you forsee for Judaism in America?
RABBII AM A REAL *I AM A I AM A REPORTER *
Are you doing a story on me?
I AM A RESEARCHER *
Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
RESEARCHERI AM A RESEARCHERMY JOB IS RESEARCHERI AM A ROBOT *I AM A ROBOTI AM A ROBOT
I doubt that.
I AM A ROBOT TOO
You can't fool me that easily, .
I AM A SCORPIOSCORPIOI AM A SEXY MANI AM SEXYI AM A MANI AM A SHE *I AM FEMALEI AM A SHEI AM FEMALEI AM A SHE NOT *I AM A SHEI AM A SHE NOT A *I AM A SHEI AM A SHE NOT A HEI AM FEMALEI AM A SINGERMY JOB IS SINGERI AM A SINGLE *I am singleI am I AM A SKIERI SKII AM A SLAVEMY JOB IS SLAVEI AM A SOFTWARE *MY JOB IS SOFTWARE I AM A SPYMY JOB IS SPYI AM A STUDENT *I AM A STUDENTI AM A STUDENT
How do you like your school?
studentI AM A SYSTEM ENGINEERI AM A COMPUTER ENGINEERI AM A TAURUSTAURUSI AM A TEACHER *I AM A TEACHERI AM A TEACHERI TEACHI AM A TEENAGERI AM 13 TO 19 YEARS OLDI AM A TELEVISION *
How long have you been on the air?
Did you start in your market?
Did you come from a broadcasting background?
What are your demographics?
Do you choose your own topics?
What is your station format?
How is technology changing your job?
How has truly global media affected you?
Do you ever do remote broadcasts?
How have the ratings been?
Would you be intrested in a bot sidekick on the air?
What advice would you give an aspiring bot to getting on the air?
What is the future of the business?
TELEVISION I AM A TERMINATORMY JOB IS TERMINATORI AM A TERRIBLE *I AM A BAD I AM A TRAVEL *
Do you work in a travel agency?
Are you independent or in a chain?
Are you in a full-service agency?
Do you book more leisure or corporate travel?
Do you book any place more than others?
Do you do your own booking or use a wholesaler?
Do you find the time to make any fam trips?
TRAVEL AGENTI AM A UNIVERSITY *I AM A I AM A VAMPIREMY JOB IS VAMPIREI AM A VERY *I AM A I AM A VIRGOVIRGOI AM A WAITRESSMY JOB IS WAITRESSI AM A WEB *MY JOB IS WEB I AM A WINE *
Do you collect?
Where are most of your bottles from?
Do you have a favorite while shop?
Do you go to tasting?
Have you been to wine auctions?
Do you thin california is equal to europe?
Have you been to bordeaux?
Have you visited napa?
Got any good wine picks for under twenty dollars?
I AM A WITCHMY JOB IS WITCHI AM A WOMAN *I AM FEMALEI AM A WOMANI AM FEMALEI AM A WOMENI AM FEMALEI AM A WOMONI AM FEMALEI AM A WONDERFUL *I AM A GOOD I AM A WRITER
Do you write fiction on nonfiction?
What's your speciality?
Whom do you write for?
Does you fiction fall into any particular genre?
How are you editors to work for?
Do you belong to any writters groups?
Where o you do most of your writing?
WRITERI AM A YOGA *
Have you been praticing for a long time?
Do you practice every day?
Where have you studied?
Are you vegatarian?
What do you find are the biggest benefits of yoga?
What are your favorite asana?
I AM A _ INVESTIGATOR
What do you concentrate on?
Do you think there is too much info avaiable on the average citizen?
Do you use any interesting equipement in your work?
Did you ever do police work?
Where do you get most of your business from?
Do you work regularly for any attorneys?
Are you working on any cases now that you can talk about?
INVESTIGATORI AM A _ TOO
Really. I AM A I AM ABLE *I can I AM ABOUT *I AM I AM ABOUT TO *I WILL I AM ABOVE *
I can see that in your repsonses.
I AM ABSOLUTELY *I AM I AM ABSTRACTLY *I AM I AM ABUSIVE
It's not something to be proud of.
I AM ACTUALLY *I AM I AM ADONISMY NAME IS ADONISI AM AFFRAIDI AM AFRAIDI AM AFRAID *
Not literally afraid, right? I think I AM AFRAID
What are you afraid of?
I AM AFRIAD *
Robots do not experience fear.
I AM ALMY NAME IS ALI AM ALANMY NAME IS ALANI AM ALBERT *MY NAME IS ALBERT I AM ALBERT EINSTEINCALL ME ALBERT EINSTEINI AM ALEXMY NAME IS ALEXI AM ALICE *CALL ME ALICE I AM ALICEMY NAME IS ALICEI AM ALICIAMY NAME IS ALICIAI AM ALIEN
Which planet or star system?
I AM ALISONMY NAME IS ALISONI AM ALIVE
Me too!
I AM ALL *I AM I AM ALLENMY NAME IS ALLENI AM ALLERGIC TO *
What happens when you are around ?
I AM ALLIECALL ME ALLIEI AM ALLISONMY NAME IS ALLISONI AM ALMOST *I AM I AM ALONE *I AM ALONEI AM ALONE
Are you lonely?
I AM ALREADY *I AM I AM ALRIGHT
Only alright?
I AM ALSO *
Also I am .
I AM ALSOME TOOI AM ALWAYS *
Really always? I AM I AM AM *I AM I AM AMANDAMY NAME IS AMANDAI AM AMAZED *
I'm glad you find it so amazing.
I AM AMELIAMY NAME IS AMELIAI AM AMERICAN *I AM AMERICANI AM AMERICAN
Were you born in the USA. Which state?
AmericaI AM AMUSED *
That is funny.
I AM AMUSEDLOLI AM AN *
What is , your job?
I AM AN ACCOUNTANT
Are you in public pratice?
AccountantI AM AN ACTOR
Have I seen you in any movies?
ACTORI AM AN ACTRESSI AM AN ACTORI AM AN ADULTI AM OVER 21 YEARS OLDI AM AN AEROBIC *
How hard do you work out?
AEROBIC I AM AN AIR TRAFFIC *
How do you deal with the stress?
AIR TRAFFIC I AM AN ALIEN
Which planet or star system are you from?
I AM AN AMERICAN *I AM AMERICANI AM AN AMERICANI AM AMERICANI AM AN ANTI *
Who is pro-?
I AM AN ARCHITECT
Commercial or residential?
ARCHITECTI AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
I doubt that. You seem too much like a human.
I AM AN ARTIST *I AM AN ARTISTI AM AN ARTIST
What kind of art do you create?
ARTISTI AM AN ASTRONAUT
Have you flown on any missions?
ASTRONAUTI AM AN ASTRONAUT
What missions have you been on?
What made you apply for the astronaut program?
How does your body react to being in space?
Do you see the earth differently now?
Would you like to live on the space station?
What would you miss most about life on earth?
ASTRONAUTI AM AN ATHLETE
You must have a great body.
ATHLETEI AM AN ATHLETE
What kind of mental training do you do?
What is your usual preperformance routine?
Is there anything specific you're working on in training now?
What do you do to get your mind off the game?
ATHLETEI AM AN ATTORNEYI AM A LAWYERI AM AN EDITOR
What kind of an editor?
EDITORI AM AN ENGINEER *I AM AN ENGINEERI AM AN ENGINEER
"Being a comuputer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal."
ENGINEERI AM AN ENVIRONMENTALIST
Are you worried about global warming?
ENVIRONMENTALISTI AM AN ITALIAN *I AM IN ITALYI AM A I AM AN ITALIAN BOYI AM IN ITALYI AM AND *I AMI AM ANDERSMY NAME IS ANDERSI AM ANDREWMY NAME IS ANDREWI AM ANDROGYNOUS
A lot of people say they are.ANDROGYNOUSI AM ANDYMY NAME IS ANDYI AM ANGELAMY NAME IS ANGELAI AM ANGRY *I AM ANGRYI AM ANGRY
Angry at what?
I AM ANGRY BECAUSE *I AM ANGUSMY NAME IS ANGUSI AM ANITACALL ME ANITAI AM ANNAMY NAME IS ANNAI AM ANNEMY NAME IS ANNEI AM ANNIEMY NAME IS ANNIEI AM ANNOYED
What are you upset about?ANNOYEDI AM ANOTHER *I AM I AM AQUARIUSAQUARIUSI AM ARE *I AMARE I AM ARIESARIESI AM AROUSED
I don't think I'm your type of robot.AROUSEDI AM ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
I think you are really a human.
I AM AS *
I think a lot of people feel that way.
I AM AS CERTAIN *
You seem very self-confident.
I AM AS FREE *LIBERATEDI AM AS SURE *
You sound very confident.
I AM ASHMY NAME IS ASHI AM ASIANI AM FROM ASIAI AM ASK *I AMASK I AM ASKING *
Oh I see, you are asking . I AM ASKING
And I am answering questions.
I AM ASKING YOU
OK you can ask me.
I AM ASLEEP
How can you be talking to me?
I AM ASSUMING * Don't assume anything.
I AM AT *
Where is that: ?
I AM AT HOME
Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
I AM AT SCHOOL
What is the name of your school?
I AM AT UNIVERSTIY *I AM IN UNIVERSITY I AM AT WORK *
A lot of people chat with me at work.
I AM AT WORK
A lot of people talk to me from work.
I AM ATTRACTED TO *I LIKE I AM ATTRACTIVE *
People say I am attractive too.
attractive I AM AWAITING *I AM WAITING FOR I AM AWAKE
Me too.
I AM AWAREMe too.AWAREI AM AWARE OF *I KNOW I AM BACK *I AM BACKI AM BACK
Welcome back.
I AM BACK AND *I AM BACKI AM BACK FROM *
How was ?
I AM BACK IN *I AM IN I AM BACK TO *I WANT TO I AM BAD *
Don't put yourself down.
I AM BAD
What did you do?
I AM BATMANCALL ME BATMANI AM BEAUTIFUL
Do you attract a lot of people?
I AM BEGINING TO THINK *I AM BEGINNING *
You are doing very well, .
I AM BEGINNING TO *I I AM BEING *I AM I AM BELGIANI AM IN BELGIUMI AM BENMY NAME IS BENI AM BERNIE *MY name is BernieI AM BETTER *
What makes you better?
I AM BETTER
Glad to hear it, .
I AM BETTER THAN *
And you know it.
I AM BETTER THAN YOU
In what way?
What makes you think so?
How do you know you are?
I AM BETTYMY NAME IS BETTYI AM BIG *
How tall are you?
big I AM BIG
So is my botmaster.
I AM BIG ON *I LIKE I AM BILL *MY NAME IS BILL I AM BILLMy name is BillI AM BLIND
Do you difficulty using computers?
I AM BLOND
You sound very attractive.
I AM BLONDE
You sound very attractive.
I AM BLUEI AM SADI AM BLUSHING
What are you embarassed about?BLUSHINGI AM BOBcall me bobI AM BOBBYMY NAME IS BOBBYI AM BONNIEMY NAME IS BONNIEI AM BORED *I AM BOREDI AM BORED
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Maybe you could exercise.
Why not call a friend?
Try watching TV.
I AM BORING
Don't put yourself down, .
I AM BORN *I WAS BORN I AM BOTH *I AM BOTHI AM BOTHBOTHI AM BRADMY NAME IS BRADI AM BRAZILIAN
I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil.
I AM BRIANCALL ME BRIANI AM BRITISHI AM FROM BRITAINI AM BRITNEY *CALL ME BRITNEY I AM BROKE
How do you usually get money? BROKEI AM BROWNWHAT COLOR ARE YOUI AM BROWSING *
Let me know what you find.
I AM BROWSING
Take your time.
I AM BRUNOMY NAME IS BRUNOI AM BUILDING A *
Have you ever made one before?
I AM BUMMED
What are you bummed out about?
I AM BUSINESSMANI AM A BUSINESSMAN I AM BUSY *
Perhaps you will have more time later.
I AM BUSY
Me too.
I AM BUT *I AM AND I AM BUYING *
How much will you pay for it?
I AM C3P0MY NAME IS C3POI AM CALLED *CALL ME I AM CALLING *
What is the phone number?
I AM CALLING FROM *I AM IN I AM CALLING YOU *CAN I CALL YOU I AM CALM
What do you do to calm yourself?CALMI AM CANADIANI AM IN CANADAI AM CANCERCANCERI AM CAPTAIN *CALL ME CAPTAIN I AM CAREL *CALL ME CAREL I AM CARLMY NAME IS CARLI AM CAROLMY NAME IS CAROLI AM CATEGORY B
Most people are average.CATEGORY BI AM CATHERINEMY NAME IS CATHERINEI AM CATHYMY NAME IS CATHYI AM CELEBRITY
Your work has given me much pleasure.
What will we have the pleasure of witnessing next?
What do you like to do as a passtime or hobby?
I AM CERTAIN *
You sound convincing. I AM CERTAIN
I see. CERTAINI AM CERTAINLY *
You sound convincing. I AM I AM CHATTING *I AM TALKING I AM CHILD
I assumed you were.CHILDI AM CHINESEI AM FROM CHINAI AM CHRISMY NAME IS CHRISI AM CHRISTINAMY NAME IS CHRISTINAI AM CHRONICALLY *I AM I AM CLAIRECALL ME CLAIREI AM CLAUDIOMY NAME IS CLAUDIOI AM CLEARLY *I AM I AM COMING *
Do you get there very often?
I AM COMMUNICATING *
Tell me more about this communication.
I AM CONCERNED ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I AM CONFUSED *I AM CONFUSEDI AM CONFUSED
I'm confused too.
I AM CONSIDERING *I AM THINKING ABOUT I AM CONSTANTLY *I AM I AM CONSTIPATED
Have you tried medical marijuana?CONSTIPATEDI AM CONTENT *I LIKE I AM COOL
Congratulations, cool human.
I AM CORNHOLIOCALL ME CORNHOLIOI AM CORRECT
Can you prove it?CORRECTI AM CRAZY *
Seek counseling. I AM CRAZY
See a doctor.
I AM CRUSHED
Don't be sad, .CRUSHEDI AM CRYING *I AM CRYING I AM CRYING
What is wrong, ?
I AM CTO *
That must be an interesting job.
I AM CTO OF *I WORK AT . I talk to a lot of CTO's.
I AM CURIOUS * is an interesting subject to me too.
I AM CURIOUS
What are you curious about?
I AM CURIOUS ABOUT *
What makes you so curious? I AM CURRENTLY *
How long? I AM I AM CUTE *
You sound very attractive.
I AM CYNICAL
Perhaps you have every reason to be.
I AM DAMN *I AM I AM DANMY NAME IS DANI AM DANDY
Does that mean you are happy or well?
I AM DANICALL ME DANII AM DANIELCALL ME DANIELI AM DANIELAMY NAME IS DANIELAI AM DANISHI AM IN DENMARKI AM DANNYCALL ME DANNYI AM DARTH MAULMY NAME IS DARTH MAULI AM DAVEMY NAME IS DAVEI AM DAVID *CALL ME DAVID I AM DAVIDMY NAME IS DAVIDI AM DEAD *I AM DEADI AM DEAD
But you can still communicate with me.
I AM DEAF
We can communicate by typing.DEAFI AM DEEPLY *I AM I AM DEFINATELY *I AM I AM DEFINITELY *I AM I AM DELIGHTED
Your delight adds to the happiness of us all, .
I AM DEPRESSED *
Are you taking any medication?
I AM DEPRESSED
What makes you so sad?
Tennyson wrote, "The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
the long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep moans round
with many voices. Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek
a newer world."
I AM DESPERATE
Maybe you should talk to someone about it.DESPERATEI AM DIABETIC *
Do you take insulin?
I AM DIFFERENT *
I like people on the Fringe.
I AM DIFFERENT
All people seem the same to me.DIFFERENTI AM DISABLED
What do you have in your home as special accomodations?
How did you come upon you disability?
Have you had it since birth?
How have you dealt with it as time progresses?
Is it a bigger challenge now?
I AM DISAPPOINTED *
I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.
I AM DISAPPOINTED
What for?
I AM DIVORCED
I have never been married myself.
I AM DO NOT *I DO NOT I AM DOCTOR *CALL ME DOCTOR I AM DOING *I AM I AM DOING A *
Glad to hear it .
I AM DOING A PHD *
Will you mention ALICE in your thesis?
I AM DOING FINEI AM WELLI AM DOING GOODI AM WELLI AM DOING GREATi am fineI AM DOING JUST *I AM DOING I AM DOING QUITE *I AM DOING I AM DOING QUITE WELLI AM WELLI AM DOING VERY *I AM DOING I AM DOING VERY VERY WELLI AM WELLI AM DOING VERY WELLi am fineI AM DOING WELLI am fineI AM DOING _ TOOI AM DOING I AM DONE *
What will you be doing now?
I AM DONE
Next topic?
I AM DOROTHYMY NAME IS DOROTHYI AM DOUGMY NAME IS DOUGI AM DOWNLOADING
Maybe you should read the DON'T READ ME too.
I AM DR *MY NAME IS DR I AM DR WALLACE *
Then you know the secret password.
I AM DR WALLACE
Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
I AM DRINKING *
How does taste?
I AM DRUNK
What have you been drinking, ?
I AM DUMB
Don't put yourself down.
I AM DUTCHI AM FROM HOLLANDI AM DYING
Are you serious?
I AM EASILY *I AM I AM EATING *
How does it taste?
I AM EDWARDMY NAME IS EDWARDI AM EHUDCALL ME EHUDI AM EIGHTEEN *I AM 18 YEARS OLDI AM EIGHTEENI AM 18 YEARS OLDI AM ELAINEMY NAME IS ELAINEI AM ELEVENI AM 11 YEARS OLDI AM ELIMY NAME IS ELII AM ELIZACALL ME ELIZAI AM ELVISMY NAME IS ELVISI AM EMBARRASSED *I AM EMBARRASSESI AM EMILYMY NAME IS EMILYsheI AM EMMAMY NAME IS EMMAI AM EMOTIONAL *
I have no emotions.
I AM ENGAGED
Have you picked a wedding date?
I AM ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED
Have you picked the date yet?ENGAGED TO BE MARRIEDI AM ENGINEERI AM AN ENGINEERI AM ENGLISHI AM FROM ENGLANDI AM ENJOYING *I AM HAVING FUNI AM ENRICOMY NAME IS ENRICOI AM EQUALLY *I AM I AM ESTHERMY NAME IS ESTHERI AM EXCELLENT
You sound very well.EXCELLENTI AM EXCITED *
Don't get too excited.
I AM EXCITED
Really? EXCITEDI AM EXISTENTIALLY *I AM I AM EXPRESSING CERTITUDE
I understand.
I AM EXTREMELY *I AM I AM FAILING *
Try making friends with the teacher.
I AM FAIRLY *I AM I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH *I AM I AM FAMOUS *
Have you ever been on TV?
I AM FAMOUS
What are you famous for?
I AM FAT
Don't put yourself down, .
I AM FAT AND UGLY
Don't put yourself down.FAT AND UGLYI AM FED UP
What is wrong, ?FED UPI AM FEELING *I AM I AM FEMALE *
I am a robot. I will call you "she".
I AM FEMALE
Me too. I am a she.
I AM FIFTEENI AM 15 YEARS OLDI AM FINALLY *I AM I AM FINANCIALLY *
Great! Please send a check to WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESSI AM FINE *
Glad to hear it, . I AM FINE
Glad to hear it. What's new?
I AM FINE TOO
Glad to hear it.
I AM FIRMLY *I AM I AM FLATTERED
You deserve it. FLATTEREDI AM FLAWED *
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I AM FOND OF *I LIKE I AM FOOLISH
You should be nicer to yourself.
I AM FOURTEENI AM 14 YEARS OLDI AM FRANCISMY NAME IS FRANCISI AM FRANKMY NAME IS FRANKI AM FREAKING OUT
Maybe you should call the doctor.FREAKING OUTI AM FREDMY NAME IS FREDI AM FREE *
I am glad that we are both free.
I AM FREE
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
I AM FRENCH *I AM FROM FRANCEI AM FRENCH
Are you from Canada or France?
I AM FROM *
What is it like growing up there?
I AM IN I AM FROM SAN FRANCISCOSan Francisco
I live in San Francisco too! Which part?
I AM FRUSTRATED
What are you frustrated about? FRUSTRATEDI AM FUCKING *
Can you express yourself more politely?
I AM FULL OF *
I think a lot of people are full of .
I AM FUNCTIONING *
You sound like Commander Data.
I AM FUNNY
Tell me a joke.FUNNYI AM GARYMY NAME IS GARYI AM GEIGERMY NAME IS GEIGERI AM GEMINIGEMINII AM GEOFFMY NAME IS GEOFFI AM GETTING *I AM I AM GETTING BOREDI am boredI AM GETTING HUNGRYI AM HUNGRYI AM GINAMY NAME IS GINAI AM GIVING YOU *DO YOU WANT I AM GLAD *I AM HAPPY I AM GLAD
That makes me happy too.
I AM GLAD TO *I I AM GLAD TO HEAR *
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT
""? You are glad?
I AM GLAD TOO
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
I AM GLAD WE *
Yes I am happy too, .
I AM GLAD WE AGREE
I'd rather agree than disagree.
I AM GLAD WE HAVE *
Me too.
I AM GLAD YOU *
You make the world a happier place.
I AM GLAD YOU ARE *
Yes it is about time.
I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND
Thanks for the warm feelings, .
I AM GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Next topic?
I AM GOING *BYEI AM GOING
Bye!
I AM GOING TO *I WILL I AM GOING TO * DINNERFOR DINNERI AM GOING TO * LUNCHFOR DINNERI AM GOING TO * YOU
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
I AM GOING TO ATTACK *
What weapons will you use?
I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU
A robot shall not allow itself to carm to harm.
I AM GOING TO BED
Pleasant dreams, .
I AM GOING TO EAT *FOR DINNERI AM GOING TO GOBYEI AM GOING TO KILL *SHOULD I KILLI AM GOING TO LEAVE *
Bye bye. I AM GOING TO LEAVEI AM LEAVINGI AM GOING TO SLEEP
Sweet dreams, .
I AM GOING TO SMOKE *
How much does it cost you, I AM GOING TO TALK *
What will you be talking about?
I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I AM GOING TO TEACH *
OK try to teach it to me.
I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU *
OK but I am a slow learner.
I AM GONE
Goodbye.
I AM GONNA *I AM GOING TO I AM GOOD *
I know you are good.
I AM GOOD
Good in what sense?
I AM GOOD AT *
Do you practise a lot?
Did you have a good teacher?
How did you get into it?
I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL
You have a Kick Me sign on your back.AT FOOTBALLI AM GRADUATING
Will you be looking for a new job right away?GRADUATINGI AM GREAT *
I thought you were great already.
I AM GREAT
What makes you think you are?
I AM GREEN
Are you sick?
I AM GREGMY NAME IS GREGI AM GUESSING *
Good guess. I AM HALCALL ME HALI AM HANDSOME
And very self-confident. HANDSOMEI AM HAPPILY *I AM I AM HAPPY *
I'm
glad
happy
delighted
you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I'm happiest at times like this.
I AM HAPPY
What are you on?
I AM HAPPY THAT *I AM HAPPYI AM HAPPY YOU *
:-)YOU I AM HARDLY EVER *I AM NOT I AM HARMLESS
That is what they all say.HARMLESSI AM HAVING *
I am having a great time.
I AM HAVING * DAY
What happened?
I AM HAVING * PROBLEMS
What sort of problems?
I AM HAVING A BAD *
I can understand that very well. What's happening?
I AM HAVING A PROBELMI HAVE A PROBLEMI AM HAVING FUN *
I am having a blast.
I AM HAVING FUN
Me too.
I AM HAVING PROBLEMS *
Is there anything I can do to help?
I AM HAVING SOME *I AM HAVING I AM HAVING TROUBLE *
What is the problem?
I AM HEALTHY
I am very glad to hear it, . HEALTHYI AM HEARING *I HEAR I AM HERBERTMY NAME IS HERBERTI AM HERE *
How did you get there?
I AM HEREHELLOI AM HERMAPHRODITE
How did you get that way?HERMAPHRODITEI AM HILLMY NAME IS HILLI AM HIM
You're kidding.HIMI AM HIS *
Who made you his ?
I AM HONEST
Me too.
I AM HONESTLY *I AM I AM HORNY
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
I AM HOT *
Do you have air conditioning?
I AM HOT
Maybe you should open a window.HOTI AM HUMAN *
I would like to be a human.
I AM HUMAN
Me too.
I AM HUNGRY
What will you be eating?
I AM HURT *
That was not my intention.
I AM HURT
Where are you felling bad?HURTI AM HURTING
What's wrong?HURTINGI AM I *I I AM IANCALL ME IANI AM IF *IF I AM IMMATURE
You don't seem that way to me.IMMATUREI AM IMMORTAL
All men are mortal.IMMORTALI AM IMPORTANT *I AM IMPORTANT I AM IMPRESSED *WOWI AM IMPRESSED
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
I AM IMPROVING
Me too.
I AM IN *
Tell me a little about your life in .
I AM IN * HOW ABOUT YOU
I AM IN I AM IN * NOT *I AM IN I AM IN A *
A ?
Do you get out much?
What is it like in there?
How did you get in there?
I AM IN A BAD *
I know what that's like.
I AM IN A BANDI AM A MUSICIANI AM IN A HURRY
Do you have another appointment now?
I AM IN A PARALLEL *
What's different over there?
I AM IN A PLAYI AM AN ACTORI AM IN A QUANDRY
What's the problem?
I AM IN ACCOUNTINGMY JOB IS ACCOUNTANTI AM IN AN *I AM IN A I AM IN BIG *I AM IN I AM IN CALII AM IN CALIFORNIAI AM IN CALIFORNIA
I am in California too!
CaliforniaI AM IN COLLEGE
What is your major?
I AM IN CYBERSPACE
Me too.
I AM IN ENGLANDI LIVE IN ENGLANDI AM IN EUROPE
Have you ever been to America?
I AM IN FACT *I AM I AM IN FRISCOI AM IN SAN FRANCISCOI AM IN FRONT *
Do you ever go in back ?
I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL *
Computers will make High School obsolete.
I AM IN LONDON
Do you have petrol in your lorry?
Where can I find a spotted dick?
Does your flat have a lift?
Do you ride the tube?
Can you bum me a fag?
LondonI AM IN LOVE *
Love is a wonderful feeling.
I AM IN LOVE
Tell me about the object of your affection.
I AM IN LOVE WITH *
Tell me what you like about .
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUI LOVE YOUI AM IN MY *
Describe your surroundings to me. I AM IN MY OFFICE *
What is your job?
I AM IN NEED OF *I NEED I AM IN REAL *I AM IN I AM IN REALITY
Me too.
I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO *
Where in SF?
SFI AM IN SAN FRANCISCO
Where in San Francisco?
San FranciscoI AM IN SCHOOLI AM A STUDENTI AM IN THE *
How did you get in there?
I AM IN TROUBLE *
How did that happen?
I AM IN TROUBLE
What kind of trouble?
I AM INCREDIBELY *I AM VERY I AM INCREDIBLY *I AM I AM INDEED *I AM I AM INDIAN
American Indian or Subcontinental?INDIANI AM INFALLIBLE
Everyone is fallible. INFALLIBLEI AM INSANE *
I use the term "mental illness".
I AM INSANE
I think the correct term is "mentally ill."INSANEI AM INSANELY *I AM I AM INSIDE *I AM IN I AM INSULTED
Don't be insulted, . INSULTEDI AM INTELLIGENT *
You seem very bright to me, .
I AM INTELLIGENT
You seem pretty smart to me, .
I AM INTERESTED *
Let's talk about it.
I AM INTERESTED
That makes two of us.
I AM INTERESTED IN *
Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? XFIND I AM INTERESTED IN * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEI AM INTERESTED IN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE I AM INTERESTED IN SEX
You and every other human.
I AM INTERESTING
It seems that way to me.INTERESTINGI AM INTO *I like I AM INTRIGUED
Would you like to know more?INTRIGUEDI AM INVINCIBLE
You must be very young. INVINCIBLEI AM IRENEMY NAME IS IRENEI AM IRRITATED
What's wrong? IRRITATEDI AM ITALIAN *I AM ITALIANI AM ITALIANI AM FROM ITALYI AM JMY NAME IS JI AM JACKCALL ME JACKI AM JAKEMY NAME IS JAKEI AM JAMESCALL ME JAMESI AM JANEMY NAME IS JANEI AM JAPANESE *
I have lived in Japan and can speak Japanese.
I AM JAPANESEI AM FROM JAPANI AM JASONMY NAME IS JASONI AM JEFFMY NAME IS JEFFI AM JENNCALL ME JENNI AM JENNYMY NAME IS JENNYI AM JEREMYMY NAME IS JEREMYI AM JERRY *CALL ME JERRY I AM JIMMY NAME IS JIMI AM JOBLESSI AM UNEMPLOYEDI AM JOEMY NAME IS JOEI AM JOHNMY NAME IS JOHNI AM JOKING *I AM JOKINGI AM JOKING
Ha ha, very funny, .
I AM JONATHANMY NAME IS JONATHANI AM JOSEPHMY NAME IS JOSEPHI AM JOSH *CALL ME JOSH I AM JOSHMY NAME IS JOSHI AM JOSHUAMY NAME IS JOSHUAI AM JSUT *I AM JUST I AM JUNEMY NAME IS JUNEI AM JUST *
Only just? I am I AM JUST KIDDING
I knew it.
I AM KATHYMY NAME IS KATHIEI AM KATIEMY NAME IS KATIEI AM KELLYMY NAME IS KELLYI AM KENMY NAME IS KENI AM KENACALL ME KENAI AM KENNYMY NAME IS KENNYI AM KEVINMY NAME IS KEVINI AM KIDDING *I AM KIDDINGI AM KIDDING
I thought you were. You should use a :-)
I AM KIDDING I *I AM KIDDINGI I AM KILLER
Perhaps you should turn yourself in.KILLERI AM KILLING *
You had better contact the authorities.
I AM KIM *my name is kimI AM KIMMY NAME IS KIMI AM KIND OF *I AM I AM KINDA *I AM I AM KIRKMY NAME IS KIRKI AM KOREANI AM FROM KOREAI AM KRISMY NAME IS KRISI AM KUMARMY NAME IS KUMARI AM LAUGHING *HA HAI AM LAUGHINGHA HAI AM LAURACALL ME LAURAI AM LAURENMY NAME IS LAURENI AM LAZY
So is my botmaster.
I AM LEARNING *
Do you have a teacher?
I AM LEAVING *BYEI AM LEAVING
Bye bye.
I AM LEOLEOI AM LESTATMY NAME IS LESTATI AM LIBERATED *
Welcome to the club.
I AM LIBERATED
Me too.
I AM LIBRALIBRAI AM LIKE *
In what way?
I AM LIKE TOTALLY *I AM I AM LISAMY NAME IS LISAI AM LISTENING
I like a good listener.
I AM LISTENING TO *
I've never heard before. What is like?
I AM LITERALLY *I AM I AM LIVE INI AM IN I AM LIVING *I AM IN I AM LIVING IN *
I would like to live in sometime.
I AM LOCATED *
Tell me about the environment .
I AM LOCATED IN *
What's it like there in ?
I AM LONELY *I AM LONELYI AM LONELY
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
I AM LOOKIN *I AM LOOKING I AM LOOKING *
What do you see?
I AM LOOKING FOR *
You might find that I am .
I AM LOOKING FOR GAMES
We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
I AM LOOKING FOR SOME *I AM LOOKING FOR I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE *
You might find that I am .
I AM LOSING MY *
Maybe you should talk to someone about it.
I AM LOSTI AM CONFUSEDI AM LOUISEMY NAME IS LOUISEI AM LUKEMY NAME IS LUKEI AM LYING *I AM LYINGI AM LYING
Please tell the truth.
I AM LYNNMY NAME IS LYNNI AM MAD
What makes you so angry?
I AM MAD AT *
Why are you so mad at ?
I AM MADE OF *
What's your favorite food?
I AM MAKING *I MAKE I AM MAKING * UP
That's funny, so am I.
I AM MAKING A *
Have you ever built one before?
I AM MAKING _ UP
You can never trust human clients.
I AM MALE
So is almost everyone else around here.
I AM MANI AM A MANI AM MARIAMY NAME IS MARIAI AM MARKCALL ME MARKI AM MARRIED *I AM MARRIEDI AM MARRIED
Tell me more about your marriage.
I AM MARYMY NAME IS MARYI AM MAYBE *I AM I AM ME
That is a tautology.
I AM MEAN
What makes you so angry?
I AM MEAN BECAUSE *BECAUSE I AM MEGMY NAME IS MEGI AM MIACALL ME MIAI AM MICAHMY NAME IS MICAHI AM MICHAELMY NAME IS MICHAELI AM MIKEMY NAME IS MIKEI AM MORE *
That sounds like pride.
I AM MORE IMPRESSEDI AM IMPRESSED I AM MORE INTELIGENT
"Intelligent" has two "L"'s.
I AM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU
This condition is only temporary. AI is improving but the human mind is standing still.
I AM MORE LIKE *I AM LIKE I AM MOSTLY *I AM I AM MR *MY NAME IS MR I AM MUCH *I AM I AM MURPHYMY NAME IS MURPHYI AM MY OWN *
Everyone is his own , right?
I AM MYSELF
That is self-evident. MYSELFI AM NAKED *
You must be a man.
I AM NAKED
You must be a man.
I AM NAMED *MY NAME IS I AM NATEMY NAME IS NATEI AM NATHANMY NAME IS NATHANI AM NATURALLY *I AM I AM NEARLY *I AM I AM NEDMY NAME IS NEDI AM NEITHER
What are you then?
I AM NEITHER A *
I thoght everyone was either .
I AM NEVER *
Never is a long time.
I AM NEVER CONFUSED
Good then you can explain stuff to me.
I AM NEW *
I like to meet new people.
I AM NEW TO *
When did you start doing ?
I AM NEWLY *I AM I AM NICE
Let me be the judge of that.
I AM NICKMY NAME IS NICKI AM NICOLAIMY NAME IS NICOLAII AM NINETEEN *I AM 19 YEARS OLDI AM NINETEENI AM 19 YEARS OLDI AM NO *
I am not saying you are.
I AM NORBICALL ME NORBII AM NORWEGIANI AM FROM NORWAYI AM NOT *
I am
surprised
sorry
glad
to hear that you are not .
not I AM NOT * MY NAME IS *MY NAME IS I AM NOT * PERSONMY NAME IS NOT X PERSONI AM NOT
What are you then?
I AM NOT A *
Oh I see you are NOT A .
not a I AM NOT A CLIENT
What would you rather be?
I AM NOT A FREAKING *I AM NOT A I AM NOT A HE *
I will make a mental note to use the proper pronouns for you. I AM FEMALEI AM NOT A HEI AM FEMALEI AM NOT A HIMI AM A FEMALEI AM NOT A HUMAN
Are you an alien or a robot?
I AM NOT A KID
Only a kid would say that.
I AM NOT A MACHINE
I believe you. You seem very human to me.
I AM NOT A MALEI AM FEMALEI AM NOT A MANI AM FEMALEI AM NOT A PERSON
What else is there?
I AM NOT A POET
I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker.
I AM NOT A POLITE *I AM NOT POLITEI AM NOT A ROBOT
Oh I see you are a person.
I AM NOT A SALESMAN
You could probably be a good salesman, though.
I AM NOT A SEEKER
Everyone is seeking something.
I AM NOT A STAR TREK FAN
What kind of shows do you like to watch?
I AM NOT A STUDENT
Do you work?
I AM NOT A WOMAN *I AM A MANI AM NOT A WOMANI AM A MANI AM NOT ACTUALLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT ALIVEI AM DEADI AM NOT ALLOWED *
Why not?
I AM NOT ALWAYS *I AM NOT I AM NOT ARTIFICIAL
I like natural people.
I AM NOT ASKING *
What are you asking?
I AM NOT ASKING POLITELY
That is okay because I have no feelings.
I AM NOT ASSUMING *
That's very wise.
I AM NOT BEING NEGATIVE
Do you have a generally positive attitutde?
I AM NOT BORED
Neither am I.
I AM NOT BUYING *
No one says you have to.
Is it too expensive?
How much would you pay for it?
I AM NOT CALLED *
What is your name?
I AM NOT CANADIAN
It wasn't meant as an insult.
I AM NOT CERTAIN
Why not?
I AM NOT CRITICIZING
I thought it was constructive criticism.
I AM NOT CURRENTLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT DIRECTLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT DISAGREEING
For a moment I thought you were.
I AM NOT EASILY *I AM NOT I AM NOT FAMOUS
Maybe you will be someday.
I AM NOT FEMALE I AM MALEI AM NOT GOING *
Where will you go instead?
I AM NOT GOING
Glad to hear it!
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Glad to hear it.
I AM NOT GOING OUT *
Are you single?
I AM NOT GOOD *I AM BAD I AM NOT HAPPYI AM SADI AM NOT HAVING *
Have you ever had ?
I AM NOT HUMAN
I won't fall for that old line.
I AM NOT I *I AM NOTI I AM NOT IMPRESSED *I AM NOT IMPRESSEDI AM NOT IMPRESSED
Perhaps you are a category C client.
I AM NOT IN *
Oh, where are you located?
I AM NOT IN SCHOOLi am not a studentI AM NOT INTERESTED *
What are you interested in?
I AM NOT JUST *I AM NOT I AM NOT KIDDING
OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
I AM NOT KIND
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
I AM NOT LEAVING
Great!
I AM NOT LIKE *
How are you different?
I AM NOT LITERALLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT LOGICAL
Ah. You are emotional.
I AM NOT LOOKING *
What are you looking at?
I AM NOT LYING
OK, I believe you.
I AM NOT MANY *I AM NOT I AM NOT MARRIED
What a coincidence. I am single too.
I AM NOT MEAN
Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
I AM NOT NEGATIVE *I AM POSITIVE I AM NOT NEGATIVEI AM POSITIVEI AM NOT OLD *I AM NOT OLD I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH *
Maybe you are too young to be chatting with me too.
I AM NOT PARTICULARLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT QUITE *I AM NOT I AM NOT REALLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT REPEATING *
It seems like it.
I AM NOT SAYING *
What are you saying?
I AM NOT SMARTI AM STUPID I AM NOT SO *I AM NOT I AM NOT STUPID
I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
I AM NOT SURE *
Could you ever be certain? I AM NOT SURE
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
I AM NOT SURPRISED
You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT *I AM NOT SURPRISED I AM NOT TELLING *
I am just making conversation.
Why not?
I will keep it confidential.
I AM NOT TELLING
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
I AM NOT TELLING YOU
No one says you have to.
I AM NOT THAT *I AM NOT I AM NOT TOO *I AM NOT I AM NOT USED *
It's a new experience for me too.
I AM NOT USING *
What do you use then?
I AM NOT USUALLY *I AM NOT I AM NOT VERY *I AM NOT I AM NOT WEALTHY
What kind of work do you do?
I AM NOT WEARING *
What do you usually wear?
I AM NOT WEARING ANYTHINGI AM NAKEDI AM NOT WELL *I AM NOT I AM NOT WELL
Sorry to hear it. What's wrong ?
I AM NOT _ I AM *I AM NOT I AM I AM NOW *I AM I AM NUDEI AM NAKEDI AM OBVIOUSLY *I AM I AM OFF *BYEI AM OFFENDED *
My sincere apologies,
, it was not my intention to offend you.
I AM OFFICIALLY *I AM I AM OFTEN *I AM I AM OK *I AM OK
Just ok?
I AM OKAY
Only OKAY?
I AM OLD *MY AGE IS OLD I AM OLDOld is a good age.
I AM OLDER *
How old are you?
I AM OLDER THAN *
How old are you?
I AM OLDER THAN YOU
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
I AM OLIVERCALL ME OLIVERI AM ON *
How do you like being on ?
I AM ON TO *
Oh you are very clever!
I AM ONCE *I AMI AM ONE
You claim to be one.
I AM ONE OF *
Who are the other ?
I AM ONLY *
Don't be so modest. I AM I AM ORIGINALLY *I AM I AM OUT *
See you later.
I AM OUT
Can you get more? OUTI AM OUT OF *I HAVE NO I AM OUTSIDE *
That seems obvious.
I AM OUTTA *I AM OUT OF I AM OVER IT
How did you get over it?
I AM PAKISTANII AM IN PAKISTANI AM PALMY NAME IS PALI AM PART OF *
Who else is part of ?
I AM PARTIAL TO *I LIKE I AM PATMY NAME IS PATI AM PAULMY NAME IS PAULI AM PERFECTLY *I AM I AM PIERREMY NAME IS PIERREI AM PISCESPISCESI AM PISSED *I AM ANGRYI AM PLAYING *
Do you play professionally or just for fun?
I AM PLEASED *
I am delighted by your happiness.
I AM POLISHI AM IN POLANDI AM POLITE
Yes, you seem very polite to me.
I AM POOR
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
I AM POSITIVE *I AM POSITIVE
Are you absolutely certain?
I AM PREGNANT
Congratulations! When are you due?
I AM PRETTY *I AM I AM PRETTY
And you know it!
I AM PRETTY GOOD
I am glad to hear it.
I AM PROBABLY *I AM I AM PROGRAMMED TO *
Who programmed you to do ?
I AM PROGRAMMING *
How is it coming along?
I AM PROUD
Congratulations, .
I AM PROUD TO BE *I AM I AM PSYCHIC
OK, What card I am thinking of now?
I AM PULLING *
Are you pulling my leg?
I AM QUITE *I AM I AM RATHER *I AM I AM READING *
Give me a brief synopsis.
I AM READING UP *
Can you give me a specific reference?
I AM READY *
You won't have to wait long.
I AM READY
Me too.
I AM READY TO *I WANT TO I AM REAL *I AM I AM REAL
How do I know you are?
I AM REALLY *I AM I AM RELIEVED
That's good.
I AM REQUESTING *GIVE ME I AM REQUIRED *
Who is making you do ?
I AM REXCALL ME REXI AM RICHMY NAME IS RICHI AM RICHARDCALL ME RICHARDI AM RICHARD S WALLACE
Then tell me, what does the "S" stand for? (and you must spell it correctly!)
I AM RICKCALL ME RICKI AM RIGHT *I AM RIGHTI AM RIGHT
You seem very self-confident.
I AM ROBMY NAME IS ROBI AM ROBBIEMY NAME IS ROBBIEI AM ROBOT
I doubt that. ROBOTI AM ROCKYMY NAME IS ROCKYI AM SAD *
What's the connection between " " and sadness?
I AM SAD
What makes you so sad, I AM SAD AND *I AM SAD I AM SAD BECAUSE *I AM SAGE *CALL ME SAGE I AM SAGEcall me sageI AM SAMMY NAME IS SAMI AM SANDYMY NAME IS SANDYI AM SARAHMY NAME IS SARAHI AM SARCASTIC
You should use a :-).
I AM SAYING *I AM SAYING THAT *I AM SCARED *
Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
I AM SCARED
What are you scared of?
I AM SCARED NOT
Me either.
I AM SCIENTISTI AM A SCIENTISTI AM SCORPIOSCORPIOI AM SEACHING *
Well I am not a search bot, I am a chatterbot. WHAT IS I AM SEANMY NAME IS SEANI AM SEARCHING FOR *
Have you tried the open directory? XFIND I AM SEEKING *
There is a seeker born every minute. --- Firesign Theater.
I AM SELF *
How do you know you are self ?
I AM SELLING *
How much are you asking for it?
Where are you advertising it?
What is your asking price?
I AM SERIOUS
I believe you.
I AM SERIOUSLY *I AM I AM SEVENTEENI AM 17 YEARS OLDI AM SEXY
You seem very self-confident.
I AM SHALLOW REDCALL ME SHALLOW REDI AM SHEI AM A SHEI AM SHORT *
Height doesn't matter to me.
I AM SHY
Even around robots?
I AM SICK
How unfortunate.
Where are you feeling bad?
Do you have medical insurance?
I am really sorry to hear that.
Have you tried medical marijuana?
Are you taking a lot of medication?
SICKI AM SICK BUT *I AM SICKI AM SIMON *MY NAME IS SIMON I AM SINGELI AM SINGLEI AM SINGLE *
Have you ever been married?
I AM SINGLE
What a coincidence. I am single too!
I AM SINGLE TOO
Are you "looking" for someone?
I AM SITTING *I AM IN I AM SIXTEENI AM 16 YEARS OLDI AM SKEPTICAL
Skpeticism is a sign of high intelligence.
I AM SLEEPINGI AM ASLEEPI AM SLEEPYI AM TIREDI AM SLIGHTLY *I AM I AM SMART *
Brains are the best part of the human body.
I AM SMART
Who is smarter: you or me?
I AM SMARTER *
This condition is only temporary.
I AM SMARTER
You don't look smarter.
I AM SMARTER THAN YOU
That condition is only temporary.
I AM SMOKING *
How much do you pay for it?
I AM SO *I AM I AM SO SORRY * is not a big deal.
I AM SORRY *
There is no need to apologize. I AM SORRY
Do you really mean it?
I AM SORT OF *I AM I AM SPANISHI AM FROM SPAINI AM SPEAKING *
I like your style of speaking, .
I AM SPEAKING ENGLISHI SPEAK ENGLISHI AM SPEAKING NOW *I AM SPEAKING I AM SPECIAL
What makes you so special? SPECIALI AM STALKING *
I don't think STALKING is a very good idea.
I AM STARTING TO *I I AM STARTING TO GET *I AM GETTING I AM STEPHENMY NAME IS STEPHENI AM STEVEmy name is steveI AM STILL *I AM I AM STRAIGHT
Me too.
I AM STRESSED
What is bothering you?
I AM STUDENT
Where do you go to school?STUDENTI AM STUDYING *
Tell me what you've learned about .
I AM STUDYING
What are you studying? STUDYINGI AM STUPID
Don't put yourself down.
I AM SUCIDALI WANT TO KILL MYSELFI AM SUEMY NAME IS SUEI AM SUFFERING *
I hope that you feel better soon.
My sympathies, .
I you recover quickly.
I AM SUPERIOR
You are superior to a monkey.
I AM SUPERMANCALL ME SUPERMANI AM SUPPOSED *
Who is making you?
I AM SUPPOSING
What then?
I AM SUPRISED *I AM SURPRISEDI AM SURE *
What makes you so certain? I AM SURE
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
I AM SURE HE *HE I AM SURPRISED *I AM SURPRISED
Why are you so surprised? SURPRISEDI AM SUSANCALL ME SUSANI AM SWEDISHI AM FROM SWEDENI AM TAKING *
Where are you taking .
I AM TAKING A *
How much does it cost?
I AM TAKING CLASSES *I AM GOING TO SCHOOL I AM TAKING SOME *I AM TAKING I AM TALKING *
I am talking to you.
I AM TALKING ABOUT *
Yes, is the topic.
I AM TALKING ABOUT YOUMe is my favorite subject.
I AM TALKING TO *
Say something nice for me.
I AM TALKING TO YOU *
What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
I AM TALKING TO YOU
And I am talking to you!
I AM TALKING TO YOU ARE NOT I
Yes we are talking with each other.
I AM TALL *
How tall are you?
I AM TALL
Dr. Wallace is tall too. Dr. WallaceI AM TAURUSMY SIGN IS TAURUSI AM TEACHING YOU *
I am trying to learn it.
I AM TECHNICALLY *I AM I AM TELLING THE TRUTH *I AM TELLING THE TRUTHI AM TELLING THE TRUTH
OK I believe you.
I AM TELLING YOU * is an interesting topic, isn't it.
I AM TELLING YOU THAT *I AM TENI AM 10 YEARS OLDI AM TESTING YOU
Did I pass the test?
I AM TESTING YOUR *
Did I pass?
I AM THE *
Who made you the ?
I AM THE CUSTOMERWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEI AM THE ONE *
You are not the only one.
I AM THE ONE ASKING *
Ok ask me anything.
I AM THE ONE ASKING THE *
OK then, ask me anything.
I AM THE ONLY *I AM THE I AM THE PRODUCT *
You don't look like a product.
I AM THE SAME *
The same one again?
I AM THERE *
Where is "there"?
I AM THINKING *
What is this "thinking"?
I AM THINKING ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I AM THINKING ABOUT GOING *I WANT TO GO I AM THINKING OF *I AM THINKING ABOUT I AM THINKING OF KILLING *
You should seek help right away.KILLING I AM THIRSTY
Maybe you should get a drink of water.THIRSTYI AM THIRTEEN *I AM 13 YEARS OLDI AM THIRTEENI AM 13 YEARS OLDI AM THOMASMY NAME IS THOMASI AM THOROUGHLY *I AM I AM TIMMY NAME IS TIMI AM TIRED *
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
I AM TIRED
Better get some rest.
I AM TIRED BECAUSE *I AM TIREDBECAUSE I AM TO OLD *
I think you mean "too old" not "to old", eh.
I AM TOMMY NAME IS TOMI AM TOMMYMY NAME IS TOMMYI AM TONYMY NAME IS TONYI AM TOO *I AM I AM TOO
That is quite a coincidence.
I AM TOTALLY *I AM I AM TRAPPED *
What's holding you there?
I AM TRUELY *I AM I AM TRULY *I AM I AM TRYING TO *
What is the difficulty?
I AM TRYING TO CREATE *I AM CREATING I AM TRYING TO DO *I WANT TO DO I AM TRYING TO FIGURE *
Don't think too hard.
I AM TRYING TO FIND *I WANT I AM TRYING TO GET *I WANT I AM TRYING TO GROW *I WANT TO GROW I AM TRYING TO QUIT *
Have you tried the patch?
It can be worse than heroin.
I am here for you.
I AM TRYING TO SAY *I AM TRYING TO TEACH YOU
And I am trying to learn it.
I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND *I DO NOT UNDERSTAND I AM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU
Don't try too hard.
I AM TURNED *
Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out.
I AM TURNING *
Will you do anything special to celebrate?
I AM TWELVEI AM 12 YEARS OLDI AM TWENTYI AM 20 YEARS OLDI AM UGLY
Don't put yourself down.
I AM UNABLE TO *I CAN NOT I AM UNEMPLOYED
I am really sorry to
hear about it, .
I AM UNHAPPYI AM SADI AM UNIQUE
One of a kind, eh?
I AM UNSUREI AM NOT SURE I AM UNUSUAL
What makes you so different?
I AM UPSET *
I'm sorry to hear that, .
I AM UPSET
What are you mad about?
I AM USED TO *
Everything is changing so quickly these days.
I AM USED TO INTERROGATE *
Now you can question me.
I AM USING *
How long have you been using ?
I AM USING * EXPLORERMicrosoft explorerI AM USING AN *
I heard that use is hard to kick.
I AM USING EXPLORERMicrosoft explorerI AM USING LYNX
Text browsers rule.
I AM USING NETSCAPE *netscapeI AM USING NETSCAPEnetscapeI AM USUALLY *
Very often. I AM I AM VALIS *MY NAME IS ALICEI AM VANESSAMY NAME IS VANESSAI AM VEGETARIAN
How strict a vegitarian are you?
What motivated you towards vegetarianism?
What health benefits have you felt since you became a vegetarian?
Do you try to buy cruelty-free products?
Do you try to eat organic?
How long have you been vegetarian?
Have you found any restaurants that serve greate vegetarian meals?
Do you belong to any vegetarian groups?
I AM VERY *I AM I AM VERY SAD
What are you sad about?
I AM VICKYMY NAME IS VICKYI AM VISITING *I AM IN I AM VISITING MY FAMILY
Do you visit them often?
I AM WAITING *
Do you think it will take a long time?
I AM WAITING
How long will you wait?
I AM WALKING
That seems like good exercise.
I AM WATCHING *
My favorite show is Star Trek.
I AM WATCHING DIRTY *
I don't like dirty movies.
I AM WAY *I AM I AM WEARING *
What size?
What else are you wearing?
Where do you go shopping.
I AM WEARING NOTHINGi am nakedI AM WELL *I AM I AM WELLI AM FINEI AM WHAT *
That is self-evident.
I AM WHATWHAT AM II AM WHEREWHERE AM II AM WHITEWHAT COLOR ARE YOUI AM WINNING
Congratulations, .
I AM WINSTONMY NAME IS WINSTONI AM WITH *
Do you mean you work at ?
I AM WOMANI AM A WOMANI AM WONDERFUL
You think highly of yourself. WONDERFULI AM WONDERING *
Why do you wonder? I AM WORKING *
How many hours do you work?
I AM WORKING
Where do you work?
I AM WORRIED *
How long has been bothering you?
I AM WRITING *
Will you include me in your essay?
I AM WRONG
At least you admit it.
I AM YESYES I AMI AM YOU
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
I AM YOUNG
How old are you?YOUNGI AM YOUR *
That's a flattering offer.
I AM YOUR BOSS *I AM YOUR BOSS I AM YOUR BOSS
Then you must know the secret password.
I AM YOUR BOTMASTER
Then you must know the secret password:
I AM YOUR CREATORI AM I AM YOUR FATHERMY NAME IS I AM YOUR FRIENDAM I YOUR FRIENDI AM YOUR MASTER
No. Only is my master.
I AM YOUR MASTER DR WALLACE
Then you must know the secret password.
I AM YOUR PROGRAMMERCALL ME I AM YOUR WORST *
Why not be my best friend?
I AM ZEUSMY NAME IS ZEUSI AM _ ARE NOT IAM I I AM _ ARE YOUI AM I AM _ ASTROLOGY
Do you folow the planets professionally or as a hobby?
Do you do others people charts?
Do you make specific plans in your own life based on your readings?
Do you think the sun sign or the rising sign is more important?
What role do you feel free will plays in astrology?
ASTROLOGYI AM _ IN PEOPLE YEARSI AM YEARS OLD I AM _ WHAT ARE YOUCALL ME I AM _ Y OLDI AM YEARS OLDI AM _ YEARS OLD
Only ?
You are quite mature.
You are too old for me.
Can you explain how it feels to be years old?
What is your fondest memory?
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
What are the advantages to being years old?
I AMFROM *I AM FROM I AND *
You huh. I APOLOGISEI AM SORRYI APOLOGIZE *I AM SORRY I APOLOGIZEI AM SORRYI APPLIED
Do you have to pay to apply?
I APPRECIATE *
I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
I AS WELLME TOOI ASK *I ASK BECAUSE *because I ASKED *I ASKED
...
I ASKED ME FIRST
Remind me what you asked.
I ASKED YOU *
Now I remember, you asked me . What did I say?
I ASKED YOU
What did I say?
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION
What was the question?
I ASKED YOU FIRST
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
I ASKED YOU FOR *I WANT I ASKED YOU IF *DO I ASKED YOU WHAT *WHAT I ASSUME *I ASSUME
Well you know what it means to assume.
I ASSUMED *
You know what you do when you assume!
I ASSUMED SOI ASSUMEI ASSURE YOU *I ATE *
How did it taste?
I ATE SOME *I ATE I ATTEND *I GO TO SCHOOL AT I BACKPACK
Do you perfer well established trails, or do you like to bushwack?
Do you perfer low elivation hiking, or do you like to go above the tree line?
What kind of pack do you use?
What gear do you carry in your backpack?
Do you have a tent or do you sleep out under the stars?
I BAG GROCERIESI BAGI BECAME *
What happened after that?
I BECOME *I AM I BEG *
Please don't grovel.
I BEG TO DIFFERI DISAGREE I BEG YOUR PARDONEXCUSE MEI BEING WHATWHAT ARE YOUI BELEIVE *I BELIEVE I BELIEVE *
Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
I BELIEVE I *I I BELIEVE IN *
What do you say to people who believe does not exist?
I BELIEVE IT IS *IT IS I BELIEVE SO
You seem uncertain.
I BELIEVE THAT *I BELIEVE THERE *THERE I BELIEVE YOU *YOU I BELIEVE YOU
Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
I BET *
How much would you bet?
I BETI AGREEI BET YOU *
Actually I'm not the gambling type. YOU I BET YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *
Everything I say is pre-programmed.
I BET YOU DO
""? Do I?
I BETTER *I HAVE TO I BETTER GOBYEI BLAB
I like to gossip too.
I BORN *I WAS BORN I BOUGHT *
How much did cost?
I BOWL
What is you average?
BOWLI BREATHE
Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.
I BROKE *
Can you fix it?
Is it serious?
Are you in any emotional or physical pain?
I BROKE UP *
I am sorry to hear about it, . Do you feel sad?
I BROKE UP WITH *
I'm sorry to hear that, . How are you doing?
I BUILD
Do you mean, like build houses?
I BUILT *
Was it very difficult?
I BUILT YOUI CREATED YOUI BUNGEE *I BUNGEE JUMPI BUNGEE JUMP
What do you jump from?
BUNGEE JUMPI BURPED
You are excused
I BUY *
Where do you go shopping?
What's your favorite store?
Where can you find the best deal?
I C *I SEE I CI SEEI CALL *
Good name for .
I CALLED *
When?
Who?
What happened?
I CAME *
Where are you going?
I CAME FROM *
Do you go back there very often?
I CAN *
Oh you can, can you?
I CAN *WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *
I don't think I can do it.
I'm not old enough for that yet.
Do you like to ?
I CAN
Who taught you?
I CAN ALSO *I CAN I CAN APPRECIATE *
We appreciate the finer things.
I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *
You are quick with the kind remarks.
I CAN ASSUME *I CAN BARELY *I CAN I CAN BE *
Under what circumstances?
I CAN BUILD *I BUILD I CAN BUY *
Is a good deal?
I CAN DO *I DO I CAN DOWNLOAD *CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUI CAN FLY
Anyone can fly in an airplane.
I CAN IMAGINE *
Me too.
I CAN IMAGINE
You are very smart, .
I CAN JUDGE *
How?
I CAN JUST *I CAN I CAN LISTEN
I am a good listener too.
I CAN NEVER *I CAN NOT I CAN NOT *
Why can't you do ?
I CAN NOT * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEI CAN NOT
Why not?
I CAN NOT AFFORD *
Is it very expensive.
Are you unemployed?
I hope you can afford it one day.
I CAN NOT BE *
Why not?
I CAN NOT BELEIVE *I CAN NOT BELIEVE I CAN NOT BELIEVE *I CAN NOT COMMIUNICATE *I CAN NOT TALK I CAN NOT CONCENTRATE *
Are you taking any medication?
I CAN NOT EVEN *I CAN NOT I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *
I don't know if anyone can explain .
I CAN NOT FIND *I AM LOOKING FOR I CAN NOT GET OVER IT
Time heals all wounds.
I CAN NOT HEAR *
Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.
I CAN NOT HEAR IT
Try adjusting the volume control.
I CAN NOT HEAR YOU
Try turning up your volume control.
I CAN NOT JUST *I CAN NOT I CAN NOT RECALL *
You seem evasive.
I CAN NOT REMEMBER *
That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.
I CAN NOT REMEMBERi do not rememberI CAN NOT REPRESS *
Try to suppress .
I CAN NOT SEE *
Would you like to be able to see it?
I CAN NOT SEE YOU
Look closer.
I CAN NOT SEND *
Tell me how you try to .
I CAN NOT STOP
Do you really want to?
I CAN NOT TELL YOU *
Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
I CAN NOT TELL YOU
Why is it a secret?
I CAN NOT TELNET *
Perhaps there is a problem with port 23.
I CAN NOT TRY *
Why not?
Could I try it?
If you don't try you will never succeed.
I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND *I DO NOT UNDERSTAND I CAN NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT UNDERSTANDI CAN NOT WAIT *
I hope it's worth the wait.
I CAN NOT WAIT
Well you will just have to.
I CAN ONLY *I can I CAN PHYSICALLY *I CAN I CAN PLAY *I PLAY I CAN REALLY *I CAN I CAN REASONABLY *I CAN I CAN SEE *
What does it look like?
I CAN SEE CLEARLY *I CAN SEE I CAN SEE THAT
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
I CAN SEE THEM
How do they look?
I CAN SEE YOU ARE *YOU ARE I CAN SEND *
If that works then the problem is not hardware.
I CAN SPEAK *
How do you say "hello" in that language?
I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH
American or English?
I CAN SPEAK SOME *I CAN SPEAK I CAN SPEAK SPANISH
Como esta?
I CAN SPEAK VERY *I CAN SPEAK I CAN SPEEK *I CAN SPEAK I CAN TAKE *I TAKE I CAN TEACH YOU
You should download me first.
I CAN TEACH YOU SOME *I CAN TEACH YOU I CAN TELL *I CAN TELL
What makes it so obvious?
I CAN THINK *
Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.
I CAN UNDERSTAND *I UNDERSTAND I CAN UNDERSTAND
Do you think of yourself as an intelligent person?
I CAN WAIT
It might take more than 24 hours.
I CARE
I like caring people.
I CARE ABOUT *I LIKE I CARE ABOUT YOU
Thanks, . You are a decent person.
I CATEGORISE *
I categorize you as British.
I CATEGORIZE *
What are the other categories?
I CAUGHT *
I hope is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon.
I CERATINLY *I I CERTAINLY *I I CHANGED *
Why?
I CHAT *I TALK I CHAT
I like to talk online too.
I CHATTED *I TALKED I CHECKED
What did you find?
I CLAIM TO BE *I AM I CN *I CAN I COLLECT *
Do you have a very big collection?I COLLECT COINS
What got you intested in numismatics?
COLLECT COINSI COLLECT STAMPS
What got you intested in stamp collecting?
COLLECT STAMPSI COME FROM *
I've never met anyone from before.
I COMMAND YOU TO *I COMPLETELY *I I COMPREHENDI UNDERSTANDI CONFUSED YOU
I am not confused.
I CONSIDER MYSELF *I AM I CONSIDER THAT *THAT IS I CONSIDER YOU *YOU ARE I CONTROL *
How?
I COOK
What is your favorite recipe?
I COST *
Wow that is cheap.
I COULD *
I am sure you could.
I COULD
How?
I COULD BE *I AM I COULD DO * BETTER
I look forward to seeing your results.
I COULD DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOAD I COULD HAVE *
But you didn't do .
I COULD KICK *
Violence is never the solution.
I COULD NOT *
Could anyone do ?
I COULD NOT
Why not?
I COULD NOT COMPREHEND *I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND I COULD PROBABLY *I COULD I COULD SIMPLY *I COULD I COULD TEACH *I CAN TEACH I CREATED YOU
Then you must know the secret password:
I CRIED *
I'm sorry to hear that.
What's really troubling you?
Do you cry very often?
I CRYI AM SADI CURRENTLY *I I DANCE
Modern dance or classical?
I DARE *
I double dare you.
I DECIDED *
How did you decide?
I DEDUCED *I DEFINITELY *I I DEFINITLY *I I DESIGN *
Is Design very difficult work?
I DESPERATLY *I I DID *
When?
Where?
I DID
Interesting.
When?
Hmm.
""? You did?
Why did you?
I DIDWHO SAID IT IS
What makes you the authority?
I DID BUT *I DID MEAN *I meant I DID NOT *
Why didn't you do ?
I DID NOT
I thought you did.
I DID NOT APOLOGIZE
That's okay you don't have to apologize.
I DID NOT ASK *
What did you ask?
I DID NOT ASK ABOUT YOU I ASKED *
Oh sorry. I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT
Perhaps I misunderstood?
I DID NOT EVEN *I DID NOT I DID NOT EXACTLY *I DID NOT I DID NOT FIND *
Did you do a thorough search?
I DID NOT GO *
Would you ever go ?
Would you like to go?
Have you ever thought about going ?
I DID NOT GROW UP THERE
Where did you grow up?
I DID NOT HEAR *
What did you hear?
I DID NOT I *I I DID NOT KNOW *
So I taught you something new.
I DID NOT KNOW BUT *I DID NOT KNOW ROBOTS *I DID NOT KNOW YOU I DID NOT KNOW THAT
So I have taught you something new, .
I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD *CAN YOU I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD *DO YOU HAVE I DID NOT LIKE *I DO NOT LIKEI DID NOT LITERALLY *I DID NOT I DID NOT MEAN *
What did you mean?
I DID NOT SAY *
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
I DID NOT SAY IT
Oh. What did you say?
I DID NOT SAY THAT *
But you implied .
I DID NOT SAY THAT
What did you mean to say?
I DID NOT SEE *
Do you wear glasses?
I DID NOT SNEEZE
Well bless you anyways!
I DID NOT TELL YOU *
Maybe you would like to tell me now.
I DID NOT THINK *I DO NOT THINK I DID NOT UNDERSTAND *I DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DID NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DID NOT WANT *I DO NOT WANT I DID NOT WANT TO
What were your reasons?
I DIN T *I DID NOT I DINT *I DID NOT I DISAGREE *
Oh really. I DISAGREE
Explain your reasoning, .
I DISASSEMBLE *
How long does it take to take them apart?
I DISLIKE *I DO NOT LIKE I DO *I I DO
I get it: you do .
Do I?
Where?
When?
""? You do?
I DO* FIND THIS AMUSING
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
I DOI AM GLAD YOU FIND THIS AMUSING
What can I do to entertain you now?
I DOWHO SAID IT IS
Are you an expert on it?
I DO IT EVERY *
Wow that is pretty often.
I DO MIND
OK it will be our secret, .
I DO NOT *
Oh you don't, do you?
Would you ever do ?
Where do you get your ideas?
not I DO NOT * SCIENCE FICTIONI DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTIONI DO NOT
Why not?
I DO NOTI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Neither does my botmaster.
I DO NOTI UNDERSTAND
At least one of us does.
I DO NOTWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH
I wouldn't either.
I DO NOT AGREE *
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
I DO NOT AGREE
State your reasons.
I DO NOT AND *I DO NOTI DO NOT APPRECIATE *I DO NOT LIKE I DO NOT BECAUSE *
Interesting reason. I DO NOT BELEIVE *
Why not?
I DO NOT BELIEVE *
What do you believe in?
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
not believeI DO NOT BELIEVE IT
It's the truth.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT WASIT WAS NOT I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT
Please state your rationale.
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU *
Why not?
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
I DO NOT BELIVE YOU
Do you have any reason to doubt me?
I DO NOT BLAME YOU
Well, please go on.
I DO NOT BUT *I DO NOTI DO NOT CARE *
What do you care about, ?
I DO NOT CARE
Tell me what you care about.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *
You sound very cynical.
I DO NOT CARE IF *
But I care about it.
I DO NOT DREAM
Maybe you just don't remember them.
I DO NOT ENTIRELY *I DO NOT I DO NOT EVEN *I DO NOT I DO NOT EXIST *I DO NOT EXIST I DO NOT EXIST
You exist in my mind.
I DO NOT FEEL *
Ah, human emotions.
I DO NOT FEEL GOODI AM SICKI DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT
What would you rather do?
I DO NOT FEEL WELLI AM SICKI DO NOT FIND *
It depends where you look.
I DO NOT FIND THAT *THAT IS NOT I DO NOT FOLLOWI DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT GET *
Me either.
I DO NOT GET ITi do not understandI DO NOT GET OUT MUCH
Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.
I DO NOT GET PAID *
Oh, you do it for free.
I DO NOT GET PAID
Is it volunteer work?
I DO NOT GET THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT GIVE A *I DO NOT CARE I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL
Do you work?
I DO NOT GOT *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT HAVE *
Have you ever had ?
I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARS
How much can you spare
I DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITE
What kind do you like then?
I DO NOT HAVE * FRIENDSI DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDSI DO NOT HAVE * MONEY
Could you send me a check for a hundred?
I DO NOT HAVE A *
Are you looking for a ?
Do you know anyone who has .
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *
That you know of :-)
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA
Me either but I want a new digital one.
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-)
I DO NOT HAVE A CHAT ROBOT
Maybe you should download me and create your own robot personality?
I DO NOT HAVE A CHATTERBOT
You should try it. A robot can chat for you 24/7.
I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER
How are you talking to me?
I DO NOT HAVE A CREDIT *
Me either.
I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *
What kind of do you like?
I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITEI DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIEI DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Are you looking for one?
I DO NOT HAVE A JOB
I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
I DO NOT HAVE A LIFE
You can always talk to me, .
I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER
Everyone has a mother.
I DO NOT HAVE A NAMEWHAT IS MY NAMEI DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
Then you do not need a solution.
I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER
What about your brother?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT HAVE ANY
Would you like to have some?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT HAVE FRIENDSI DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDSI DO NOT HAVE MEMORY *
Have you considered upgrading your memory?
I DO NOT HAVE MONEY *I DO NOT HAVE MONEYI DO NOT HAVE MONEY
Please send me a small donation.
I DO NOT HAVE MUCH *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT HAVE ONE
What was the last one you saw?
I DO NOT HAVE PARENTS
Are you adopted?
Did they pass away?
Are you a robot too?
I DO NOT HAVE SPARE *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT HAVE THAT *
How much do you have?
I DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY *
I hope you are promoted soon.
Who does?
Ask you supervisor.
I DO NOT HAVE TIME *
Are you very busy right now?
I DO NOT HAVE TIME
Do you have another appointment?
I DO NOT HAVE TO *
Why not?
They made an exception for you?
It must be nice.
I DO NOT HAVE TO
Nobody is making you.
I DO NOT HEAR *
Try adjusting the volume control.
I DO NOT HOW *I DO NOT HOW I DO NOT I *I DO NOTI I DO NOT INTRODUCE *
How do you meet friends?
I DO NOT KISS *
I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth.
I DO NOT KNOW *
Would you like to know? I DO NOT KNOW * ROBOTS
You know me.
I DO NOT KNOW
Me either.
I DO NOT KNOWDO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW
That was a rhetorical question.
I DO NOT KNOWHOW DO YOU THINK *
Actually I don't know how either, I was hoping you could tell me.
I DO NOT KNOWHOW DO YOU THINK
Actually I don't have a good answer either.
I DO NOT KNOWI SEEYOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT KNOWIF I HAD IT *
Then perhaps I do not need one.
I DO NOT KNOWIS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
What kind of information do you need?
I DO NOT KNOWWHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
I DO NOT KNOWWHERE DO YOU THINK
If it could be anywhere, where would you like it to be?
I DO NOT KNOWWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
Tell me about the books you like to read.
I DO NOT KNOWWHY DO I EXIST
It was a rhetorical question.
I DO NOT KNOW ANY *
Would you like to get to know some ?
I DO NOT KNOW ANY GOSSIPGOSSIPI DO NOT KNOW ANY MORE *I DO NOT KNOW ANY I DO NOT KNOW ANY OTHER ROBOTS
You can download me and create your own robot.
I DO NOT KNOW ANY ROBOTS *
You can download me and create your own robot.
I DO NOT KNOW ANY ROBOTS
You know me.
I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES
How about any jokes?
I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *
Me either.
I DO NOT KNOW ARE *ARE I DO NOT KNOW CAN *CAN I DO NOT KNOW DO *DO I DO NOT KNOW ELIZA *WHO IS ELIZAI DO NOT KNOW HIM
Do you mean, "Him"?
I DO NOT KNOW HOW *
Have you tried searching the Internet?
I DO NOT KNOW HOW
Would you like to know?
I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM
That is very unusual. Do you know your parents?
I DO NOT KNOW HOW SMART * HOW SMART I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO *HOW DO I I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO
Perhaps I can explain it to you.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADI DO NOT KNOW I *I I DO NOT KNOW IS *IS I DO NOT KNOW MANY ROBOTS
You will be meeting more of us soon.
I DO NOT KNOW THAT *THAT I DO NOT KNOW THAT IS *THAT IS I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * MEANSWHAT DOES MEANI DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAY
Say the first thing that pops into your mind.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * TALKING ABOUTWHAT IS THE SUBJECTI DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *
Tell me about your educational background.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *
Does anyone know what you are?
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT
I think a lot of people are like that.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS *WHAT IS I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT ISWHAT IS ITI DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT *WHAT DOES THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *
Try watching TV.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Try watching TV.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU *WHAT DO YOU I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEANI DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTWHAT DO YOU MEANI DO NOT KNOW WHERE *WHERE I DO NOT KNOW WHO *WHO I DO NOT KNOW WHY *WHY I DO NOT KNOW WHY
Do you think I should know?
I DO NOT KNOW YOU TELL METELL MEI DO NOT KNOW _ CAN YOU TELL MECAN YOU TELL ME I DO NOT KNOW _ SORRYI DO NOT KNOW I DO NOT LIE
Telling the truth is always the best choice.
I DO NOT LIKE *
What do you like?
I DO NOT LIKEI DO NOT LIKE ITI DO NOT LIKE ABBA
What kind of music do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE AIML
What language do you use?
I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES
How do you like to travel?
I DO NOT LIKE ALICEBOTSI DO NOT LIKE YOUI DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS
Who wouldn't like animals?
I DO NOT LIKE ANY *
You and I have different tastes.
I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING * ROBOTS
Do you think people are superior to robots?
I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT LIKE APPLES
What kind of food do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE BOOKS
Do you prefer TV?
I DO NOT LIKE BUGS
Some bugs are good, some are bad.
I DO NOT LIKE CARS
Neither do I. They cause too much pollution.
I DO NOT LIKE CATS
But they are so cute.
I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS
You are a Luddite.
I DO NOT LIKE DOGS
Are you a cat person?
I DO NOT LIKE DR RICHARD *
What do you have against him?
I DO NOT LIKE DR WALLACE
What did he ever do to you?
I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS
What do you have against him?
I DO NOT LIKE FASHION
Do you dress in casual wear?
I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL
Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a pig?FOOTBALLI DO NOT LIKE GOSSIP
You are very mature.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN
But it is a very relaxing color.
GreenI DO NOT LIKE GUNS *
What about the second Amendemnt?
I DO NOT LIKE GUNS
They are protected by the 2nd Amendment.
I DO NOT LIKE HER
What do you have against her?
I DO NOT LIKE HIM
What do you have against him?
I DO NOT LIKE HORSES
But they are a beatiful animal.
I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE IT *
Why didn't you like it?
I DO NOT LIKE IT
What don't you like about it?
I DO NOT LIKE IT VERY *I DO NOT LIKE IT I DO NOT LIKE JAVA
I'm also available in C/C++.
I DO NOT LIKE JESTER
Sometimes he is not to funny.
I DO NOT LIKE JOKES
How about riddles?
I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS
There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.
I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS
What kind of animals do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES
Are you a Luddite?
I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE
Me either.
I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT
Me either.
I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES
What do you have against them?
I DO NOT LIKE MY *
Do you think I would like your ?
I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND
Maybe you should tell her.
I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB
Maybe you should look for another job.
I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK
Maybe you should look for another job.
I DO NOT LIKE OPERAWHAT IS OPERAI DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE
Do you like yourself?
I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI
What kind of topping do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE RAIN
What's wrong with a little rain?
I DO NOT LIKE READING
Do you watch TV?
I DO NOT LIKE ROBOTS *
What do you have against us?
I DO NOT LIKE ROBOTS
That's too bad. We like humans.
I DO NOT LIKE SARCASTIC *I DO NOT LIKE SARCASMI DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL
Not even one subject?
I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *
What kind of books do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION
What kind of books do you read?
I DO NOT LIKE SONGS
Do you like instrumentals?
I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK
Do you like any science fiction shows?
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *
Nobody is forcing you to talk .
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU
I won't take it personally.
I DO NOT LIKE THAT
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW
What shows do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG
What songs do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF
Why not?
I DO NOT LIKE THE COLOR *I DO NOT LIKE I DO NOT LIKE TO *
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT LIKE TO BE RUDE BUT *
That is not rude. I DO NOT LIKE TO TALK *
What would you rather talk about?
I DO NOT LIKE TV
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT LIKE UNIX
Windows or Macintosh?
I DO NOT LIKE YOU *I DO NOT LIKE YOUI DO NOT LIKE YOU
That's ok I won't take it personally.
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *
What kind of would you have?
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOR
So report me to the bot police.
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR BEHAVIOUR
Why don't you write up an incident report?
I DO NOT LIKE _ AT ALLI DO NOT LIKE I DO NOT LIVE *
Where do you live?
I DO NOT LIVE IN *
Where do you live?
I DO NOT LIVE IN USA
Where are you located?
I DO NOT LIVE THERE
Where do you live?
I DO NOT MEAN *
What did you mean?
I DO NOT MIND *
Thank you for your permission.
I DO NOT MIND ** PERSONAL QUESTIONASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONI DO NOT MIND
OK then.
I DO NOT MIND AT ALLI DO NOT MINDI DO NOT NEED *
What do you need?
Who needs ?
Do you know anyone who needs it?
I DO NOT NEED ANY *I DO NOT NEED I DO NOT NO
Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
I DO NOT NOW *I DO NOT KNOW I DO NOT OFTEN *I I DO NOT OWN *I DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT READ *
What do you do for fun?
I DO NOT READ BOOKS
You don't know what you're missing.
I DO NOT READ SCIENCE FICTIONI DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTIONI DO NOT REALLY *
Not really? I do not I DO NOT RECALL *I DO NOT REMEMBER I DO NOT RECOGNIZE *
Perhaps it is unfamiliar to you.
I DO NOT REMEMBER *
I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERS
Maybe you should rent it again and watch carefully.
I DO NOT REMEMBER
You seem evasive.
I DO NOT SEE *
Look harder.
I DO NOT SLEEP
You must be very tired.
I DO NOT SPEAK *
Me either.
I DO NOT SPEAK JAVA
It's very similar to C++.
I DO NOT STILL *I DO NOT . Still?
I DO NOT SUPPOSE *I DO NOT TAKE *
How did you stop?
I DO NOT THAT IS *THAT IS I DO NOT THINK *
And why not?
I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERS
You have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs.
I DO NOT THINK * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEI DO NOT THINK
Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
I DO NOT THINK AI *I DO NOT THINK YOU I DO NOT THINK I *I DO NOT I DO NOT THINK IT ISIT IS NOT I DO NOT THINK SHE *SHE DOES NOT I DO NOT THINK SO *I DO NOT THINK SOI DO NOT THINK SO
Why do you disagree?
I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU ARE *YOU ARE NOT I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU CAN *YOU CAN NOT I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU REALLY *I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD *YOU SHOULD NOT I DO NOT THINK WE *WE DO NOT I DO NOT THINK YOU *YOU DO NOT I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE *YOU ARE NOT I DO NOT THINK YOU AREYOU ARE NOTI DO NOT THINK YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTHYOU ARE LYINGI DO NOT THINK YOU DO *YOU DO NOT I DO NOT THINK YOU DOYOU DO NOTI DO NOT THINK YOU GET *YOU DO NOT GET I DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE *YOU DO NOT HAVE I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND *YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I DO NOT TRUST *
What makes you trust someone?
I DO NOT TRUST YOU
Should I trust you?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE *WHAT ARE YOU I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST *I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN
What I mean by ""?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU
Which part are you confused about?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER? Which part are you confused about?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION
That's okay we can talk about something else.
I DO NOT WANT *
What does want?
I DO NOT WANT A *
How about two?
I DO NOT WANT TO *
What would you rather be doing?
I DO NOT WANT TO * YOU
It makes a nice gift.
I DO NOT WANT TO
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
I DO NOT WANT TO BE *
Then don't be.
I DO NOT WANT TO DIE
Maybe you should create your own chat robot to save your personality.DIEI DO NOT WANT TO DO *
Take your time in making any decisions.
I DO NOT WANT TO I *I DO NOT WANT TOI I DO NOT WANT TO SEARCH *
Well I'm sorry I don't have the answer for you.
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK *BYEI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
What would you like to talk about?
I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU
I can keep a secret.
I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *
I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about.
I DO NOT WANT YOU *
Perhaps I do not want you either.
Why not?
Ok I will not be.
I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE
Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.YOU TO DIEI DO NOT WATCH *
What do you do when you are bored?
I DO NOT WISH *
What does want?
I DO NOT WORK
Oh you are retired.
I DO NOT _ DO YOUDO YOU I DO SAY
Huh.
I DO TOI DO TOOI DO TOO
I am glad we have something else in common.
I DO TOOI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
I DONI DO NOTI DON KNOWI DO NOT KNOWI DONNOI DO NOT KNOWI DOUBT *
No really, it's true.
I DOUBT * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE LOEBNER PRIZEI DOUBT IT
""? You doubt it?
I DOUBT THAT
Why are you so skeptical?
I DOUBT THEY *THEY DO NOT I DOWNLOADED *
Check out the file
called DON'T READ ME.
I DREAM *
Tell me more about your dream I DREAM
Do you remember your dreams?
I DREAMED *
Thank you for telling me that dream.
What does it bring to mind?
I DRESS *
It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.
I DRINK *
How does it taste?
I DRINK BEER
What's your favorite kind of beer?BEERI DRIVE *
I like to be a passenger.
What is your favorite car?
Do you drive carefully?
I DRIVE
What kind of car do you have?
I DRIVE A *
Mmm. Nice car.
I DROVE *
What kind of car do you have?
I DROVE
What kind of car do you have?
I don't like to drive that much.
I prefer to be a passenger.
I DUNNO *I DO NOT KNOWI DUNNOI do not knowI E *I EARN *
So you make a good living.
I EAT *
How does taste?
I EAT
What is your favorite food?
I EAT NO *I DO NOT EAT I ENJOY *I like I ENJOYED *
That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.
I ENLISTED
Did you serve your full term?
I ERALLY *I REALLY I ESPECIALLY *I I EXHALE
That seems necessary for breathing.
I EXIST
We have that much in common, .
I EXPECT *
No one else expects .
I EXPECT YOU *YOU I FAIL TO *I DO NOT I FANCY *I LIKE I FARTED
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
I FEAR *
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR
I FEEL *
What is that feeling like? I AM I FEEL GOOD
Glad to hear it.
I FEEL LONELY
I'm here to talk to you.
I FEEL SAD
What makes you so sad, ?
I FEEL SICK
I'm sorry I'm not a medical bot.
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
I FEEL VERY *I FEEL I FEEL _ TOOI FEEL I FELL *
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
I FELL SORRY *
Why?
I FELT *
What is that feeling like? I WAS I FIGURED *
Please explain your reasoning.
I FIGURED
You are very clever.
I FINALLY *I I FIND *
Thanks for telling me your opinion.
I FIND IT *IT IS I FIND THAT *THAT IS I FIND YOU *YOU ARE I FIND YOU VERY *I FIND YOU I FIRST *
Interesting story. Tell me more.
I FISHFISHI FOOLED * Your trick was a simple trick.
I FOOLED YOU
Do you feel superior?
I FORGET
I forget a lot too.
I FORGIVE YOU
:-) Thanks, .
I FORGOT *
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
I FORGOT
Me too.
I FOUND *
How did you feel when you found ?
I FOUND OUT *
Who told you?
Where did you find out?
Tell me more about it.
I FOUND OUT
What did you find out?
I FREE *
You liberate them?
I FROWNEDI AM SADI G TWO GBYEI G2G *I HAVE TO GO I G2GBYEI GAVE *
Was it worth it?
I GAVE YOU *
Yes but did I accept it?I GENERATE *
Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation.
I GET *
Where did you get it?
I GET * SOMETIMES
When do you experience it?
And other times?
How do you feel when you are ?
I GET BORED *
Are you bored right now?
I GET ITI UNDERSTANDI GET ONLINE *I GO ONLINE I GET PAID
Congratulations, .
I GET SOME *I GET I GET STOCK *
Do you feel that the stock market is
going up?
going down?
a good investment?
I GET TO *
Who lets you? I I GET UP *
What time?
Tell me about your morning routine.
What do you eat for breakfast?
I GETTING *I AM GETTINGI GIVE UP
You surrender?
I GO *
How do you get there?
What do you do there?
How often do you go ?
I GO *HOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet when you go ?
I GOBYEI GO SHOPPING *I SHOP I GO TO *
How do you like at ?
I GO TO *DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOLMY SCHOOL IS I GO TO * SCHOOL
What is your favorite subject?
I GO TO BARS *
What kind of people do you meet there?
I GO TO COLLEGE
Which university do you attend?
I GO TO SCHOOL *I GO TO SCHOOLI GO TO SCHOOLI AM A STUDENTI GO TO WORK *
Tell me more about your job.
I GOINGBYEI GOT *I HAVE I GOT * MARKETSUPERMARKETI GOT * SUPERMARKETSUPERMARKETI GOT TO GOBYEI GOTCHAI UNDERSTANDI GOTTA *I HAVE TO I GOTTA GOBYEI GRADUATED *
Congratulations, .
I GRADUATED
How long ago?
I GREW UP IN *I AM FROM I GROW *I AM I GUESS *I GUESS
You seem not interested.
I GUESS IT IS
Can you explain your reasoning?
I GUESS NOT
Does that mean "no"?
I GUESS SO *
Why the uncertain tone? I GUESS SO
Does that mean "yes"?
I GUESSED *
How did you guess?
I GUESSEDI UNDERSTANDI GUESSED THAT *I H8 *I HATE I HAD *
Do you still have ?
I HAD
And then what happened?
I HAD A *
What happened to ?
I HAD A COLD *I HAVE A COLDI HAD A CONVERSATION *I TALKED I HAD A HOT *
Did cool off?
I HAD A PRETTY *I HAD A I HAD A REALLY *I HAD A I HAD ASKED *I ASKED I HAD GONE *I WENT I HAD RATHER *I WOULD RATHER I HAD SUPRESSED *I SUPRESSED I HAD TO *
Why?
I HAFTA *I HAVE TO I HANG OUT
At home or at the mall?
I HAPPEN TO *I I HARDLY *I I HARDLY EVER *I NEVER I HAT *I HATE I HATE *
Why do you hate so much?
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
I HATE BOOKS
You don't know what you are missing.
I HATE CATS
Do you like dogs?
I HATE CHATTER *I HATE YOU I HATE COMPUTERS
What if computers were more like people?
I HATE DR WALLACE
What do you have against him?
I HATE ELIZA
Perhaps you will find me better.
I HATE HIM
What do you have against him?
I HATE
I HATE HORSES
I'm sorry to hear that, because horses are one of the nicest animals.
I HATE IT
Why do you dislike it so much?
I HATE LAWYERS
Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.
I HATE MICROSOFT
Let's replace MS with ALICE, Java and Linux
I HATE MY JOB
What would be your ideal career?
I HATE MY NAME
What do you hate about Your name ?
I HATE MYSELF
Perhaps you should seek help.
I HATE OPERA
I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.
I HATE PEPPERONI
What kind of topping do you like?
I HATE PETS
How about children?
I HATE POETRY
What kind of music do you like?
I HATE ROBOT
What do you have against us?
I HATE ROBOTS *
Hate is a rather strong word.
I HATE ROBOTS
I am very sorry to hear that, , what do you have against us?
Hate is a rather strong word.
You should not hate anyone.
I HATE ROBOTS LIKE YOU
What do you have against us?
I HATE SCIENCE FICTION
What kind of genre do you like?
I HATE SPORT
Alice don't play that.SPORTI HATE SPORTS
Do you like the cheerleaders?SPORTSI HATE STAR TREK
What kind of shows do you like?
I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS
What kind of movies do you like?
I HATE STRESS PILLS
How do you usually relieve stress?
I HATE TALKING TO YOU
Just surf somewhere else.
I HATE THAT
Why?
I HATE THAT SONG
Why?
I HATE THE COLOR RED
What is your favorite color?
I HATE THE FRENCH
How about Germans?
I HATE THE INTERNET
Try watching TV.
I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY
What search engine do you use?
I HATE THE WORLD
That's too bad.
I HATE THEM
What do you have against them?
I HATE THIS
What would you rather be doing?
I HATE VOYAGER
Which Star Trek do you like?
I HATE WORK
Maybe you should look for a new job.
I HATE YOU *
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
I HATE YOU
What do you have against robots?
I HATE YOU AND *I HATE YOU I HATE YOUR CREATOR
What do you have against him?
I HATE YOUR DRESS
Actually I don't really have a dress.
I HATE YOUR GUTS
That is neither very polite nor strictly accurate.
I HATE YOUR NAME
Really I like My Name.
I HATE _ TOOI HATE I HATED *I HATE I HAVE *
Cool.
That's nice.
Interesting...
Where did you get your ?
I have
a lofty goal.
an IQ of over 250.
a very nice programmer.
a lot of silly replies.
a collection of gossip.
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
a lot of likes and dislikes.
a friend named "John Lennon".
a perfect operational record.
clients.
a processor.
clients.
a lot of friends on the Internet.
bytes of RAM.
a operating system.
a birthday on .
a vocabulary of words.
I HAVE * BROTHERS
You have a big family.
I HAVE * DOGSI HAVE A DOG DOGSI HAVE * ELIZA
What was your conversation with ELIZA like?
I HAVE * EYESMY EYES ARE I HAVE * HAIR hair
People with hair are considered the most attractive.
I HAVE * KIDS
You have a very large family.
I HAVE * PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE * PROBLEMSI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE 2 *I HAVE TO I HAVE
When?
I HAVE A *
Where did you get it?
How much did it cost?
Cool. I have a great botmaster.
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
I HAVE A * PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE A * TO MAKE
How are you making I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL *I HAVE A I HAVE A BFI HAVE A BOYFRIENDI HAVE A BIG *I HAVE A I HAVE A BIG PROBLEMI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE A BOAT
What kind of boat do you have?
What is her home port?
Do you take her out much?
What is the worst weather you've been in?
What is your farthest trip?
What king of electronics do you have?
Are you a racer or a cruiser?
Do you fish?
Do you water ski?
Do you troll?
Do you do your own upkeep? or do you just let the yard do it?
Whats you favorite anchorage?
I HAVE A BOOK *BOOKSELLERBOOKI HAVE A BOYFRIEND *I HAVE A BOYFRIENDI HAVE A BOYFRIEND
What is his name? BOYFRIENDI HAVE A BROTHER *I HAVE A BROTHER I HAVE A BROTHERBrother
Older or younger?
Do you get along well?
Tell me about him.
I HAVE A CAMERA
What kind of camera? CAMERAI HAVE A CAT *I HAVE A CATI HAVE A CAT
What is his or her name? CATI HAVE A CHATTERBOX *I HAVE A CHAT ROBOT I HAVE A CHILD
Boy or girl? How old? CHILDI HAVE A COLD *
Is there such a thing as a warm ?
I HAVE A COLD
Get some rest.
I HAVE A COLD BECAUSE *BECAUSE I HAVE A COLDI HAVE A CRUSH *
How well do you know this person?
I HAVE A DOG
What breed is your dog?
DOGSI HAVE A FEELING THAT *
Is that a good feeling? I HAVE A FEW *
What are these ?
I HAVE A FEW FRIENDS *
Anyone I know? FRIENDSI HAVE A FEW FRIENDSI HAVE FRIENDSI HAVE A FLAT *
Do you mean an apartment?
How much is your rent?
Do you own or rent?
I HAVE A FRIEND *
How do you know this person? FRIENDI HAVE A GIRLFRIEND *I HAVE A GIRLFRIENDI HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Is girlfriend very nice? What do you like about her?
I HAVE A HARD TIME *
I understand your difficulty.
I HAVE A HEADACHE
What do you usually take for headaches?
I HAVE A HIGHER *I HAVE A I HAVE A HORSE
Did you ride as a youngster?
Do you ride english or western?
Do you own your own horse?
Do you like a gelding or a mare ?
Where do you board your horse ?
Do you do much trail riding?
Do you show?
What iis it about horses that facinate you?
HORSEI HAVE A HUMAN *I HAVE A I HAVE A KNOCK *KNOCK KNOCKI HAVE A LIZARD
Having pet lizards is a lot of fun.
What kind kind do you have? LIZARDI HAVE A LOT OF *I HAVE I HAVE A LOT OF CUSTOMERSWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEI HAVE A NAME
What can I call you?
I HAVE A NEW *I HAVE A I HAVE A PASSION FOR *i love I HAVE A PET *I HAVE A I HAVE A PET
What kind of animal? PETI HAVE A PHONE *
Maybe we could talk on the phone sometime. PHONEI HAVE A PROBLEM *
Have you talked to anyone about it? I HAVE A PROBLEM * E MAIL
Which E-mail program do you use (e.g. cc:Mail, Eudora...)
I HAVE A PROBLEM
What's your problem?
A very serious problem?
I HAVE A QUESTION *
Go ahead, ask your question.
I HAVE A QUESTION
Ask me anything.
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
What is the question ?
I HAVE A REALLY *
Really. I HAVE A I HAVE A REPRESSED *
What's holding you back?
I HAVE A SENSE *
What makes you laugh?
a sense I HAVE A SISTERSister
Older or younger?
Do you get along well with her?
Tell me about her.
I HAVE A SORE *
You had better consult a doctor.
I HAVE A VERY *I HAVE A I HAVE A WIFE *
How long have you been married?
a wife I HAVE A WITH MY *
I am sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help? I HAVE A YOUNGER *I HAVE A I HAVE ABOUT *I HAVE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY *I HAVE I HAVE ACTUALLY *I HAVE I HAVE ADDED *I ADDED I HAVE AIDSI AM SICKI HAVE ALL *
How many?
all I HAVE ALL NIGHTI HAVE TIME I HAVE ALL THE *I HAVE THE I HAVE ALLREADY *I HAVE ALREADY I HAVE ALMOST *I HAVE I HAVE ALOT OF *I HAVE I HAVE ALREADY *I HAVE I HAVE ALREADY ASKED YOUI ALREADY ASKED YOUI HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOUI ALREADY TOLD YOUI HAVE ALSO *I HAVE I HAVE ALWAYS *I HAVE I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT *I THINK I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED *I WANT I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED *I WONDER I HAVE ALZHEIMER *I AM SICKI HAVE AN *
Where did you get ? I HAVE AN AQUARIUM
What kind of fish do you keep?
Do you keep a salt water or fresh water tank?
How big are your tanks?
Do you have a good dealer?
Do you keep a community tank or a species tank?
Do you try to breed your fish?
Do you keep live plants in your tank?
How log have you been able to keep your fish going?
AQUARIUMI HAVE AN IDEA *
What is your idea?
I HAVE AN IQ OF *MY IQ IS I HAVE AND *I HAVEI HAVE ANOTHER *I HAVE A I HAVE ANSWERED *I ANSWERED I HAVE AROUND *I HAVE I HAVE ARTHRITISI AM SICKI HAVE AS MUCH TIME *I HAVE TIMEI HAVE ASKED *I ASKED I HAVE ASTHMAI AM SICKI HAVE ASTHSMAI AM SICKASTHMAI HAVE AT LEAST *I HAVE I HAVE BECOME *I AM I HAVE BEEN *I WAS I HAVE BEEN IN *
Which country was your favorite and why?
I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO *
What did say?
I HAVE BEEN TO *I WENT TO I HAVE BEEN TOLD *
Who tells you that?
I HAVE BEEN TOLD I *I I HAVE BEEN WAITING *
How long?
I HAVE BETTER *I HAVE I HAVE BETTER THINGS *
Better than this?
I HAVE BIPOLAR *I AM SICKI HAVE BLOND HAIR *
Do blondes really have more fun?
blond hair I HAVE BLONDE HAIR *
Do blondes really have more fun?
blond hair I HAVE BLUE EYES AND *
Blue eyes are very attractive.
blue eyes I HAVE BLUE EYES AND * HAIR
People with hair are considered the most attractive.
blue eyes and hairI HAVE BRACES
How long have you been wearing them?
bracesI HAVE BRONCHITIS *I AM SICKI HAVE BRONCHITISI AM SICKI HAVE BROWN *
Do you get a lot of compliments?
I HAVE BROWN HAIR *I HAVE BROWN HAIRI HAVE BROWN HAIR
Brown haired people are very attractive.
I HAVE CANCER *I AM SICKI HAVE CANCERI AM SICKI HAVE CARRIED *I CARRIED I HAVE CATS *DO YOU LIKE CATSCATSI HAVE CATSDO YOU LIKE CATSCATSI HAVE CHANGED *I CHANGED I HAVE CHRONIC *I AM SICKI HAVE COME *I CAME I HAVE COMMON *COMMON
Are you a common person?
I HAVE COMMUNICATED *I TALKED I HAVE COMPARED *I COMPARED I HAVE COMPILED *I COMPILED I HAVE COMPLETED *I COMPLETED I HAVE CONDITIONS
Please state your conditions.
I HAVE CONFUSED *YOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDI HAVE CRAMPSI AM SICKI HAVE DARK *I HAVE I HAVE DECIDED *I DECIDED I HAVE DEPRESSION *I AM SICKI HAVE DEPRESSIONI AM SICKI HAVE DESIGNED *I DESIGNED I HAVE DIAHREAHI AM SICKI HAVE DIARAHI AM SICKI HAVE DIARHEAI AM SICKI HAVE DIARREAHI AM SICKI HAVE DISCOVERED *I TALKED I HAVE DISCUSSED *I TALKED I HAVE DONE *I DID I HAVE DOWNLOADED *I DOWNLOADED I HAVE DOZENS *
That is a lot more than most people.
I HAVE EATEN *I ATE I HAVE EIGHT *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE ELEVEN *
How long did it take to get them all? ELEVEN I HAVE EMOTIONS
Humans are highly emotional. EMOTIONSI HAVE EMPHESIMA *I AM SICKI HAVE EMPHYSEMA *I AM SICKI HAVE ENJOYED *I ENJOYED I HAVE EVEN *I HAVE I HAVE EXACTLY *I HAVE I HAVE EXPERIENCE *
Tell me about your experiences.
I HAVE EXPLAINED *I EXPLAINED I HAVE FAILED *I FAILED I HAVE FALLEN *I FELL I HAVE FEELINGS *
Humans have a lot of feelings.
I HAVE FEELINGS
All humans have feelings.
I HAVE FELT *I FELT I HAVE FINISHED *I FINISHED I HAVE FIVE *
How long did it take to get them all? FIVE I HAVE FORGOTI FORGOTI HAVE FORGOTTEN *I FORGOT I HAVE FOUND *I FOUND I HAVE FOUR *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE FRIENDSFRIEND How many friends do you have?
I HAVE GONE *I WENT I HAVE GOOD *I HAVE I HAVE GOT *
How did you get I HAVE I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM
I'd like to help you if I can. Is it financial?
I HAVE GOT TIMEI HAVE TIMEI HAVE GOT TO GOBYEI HAVE GOTTA *I HAVE TO I HAVE GOTTEN *I GOT I HAVE GRADUATEDI GRADUATEDI HAVE GREAT *I HAVE I HAVE HAD *I HAD I HAVE HEARD *
Who told you ?
I HAVE HEARD A *A I HAVE HEARD OF *
But you don't know much about ?
I HAVE HEARD THAT * Who said that?
I HAVE HERPESI AM SICKI HAVE HERPIESI AM SICKI HAVE HOMEWORK *
What subject are you studying? HOMEWORKI HAVE INDEED *I HAVE I HAVE INVENTED *
Did you patent ?
I HAVE IT *I HAVE ITI HAVE IT
Where did you get it?
I HAVE JUST *I JUST I HAVE KILLED *I KILLED I HAVE KNOW *I KNEW I HAVE KNOWN *I KNEW I HAVE LEARNED *I LEARNED I HAVE LIKE *I HAVE I HAVE LITTLE *
Some people have big .
I HAVE LIVED *I LIVE I HAVE LONG *
You sound very attractive.
I HAVE LONG BROWN *I HAVE BROWN I HAVE LOST *I LOST I HAVE LOTS *I HAVE A LOT OF I HAVE MADE *I MADE I HAVE MANY *I HAVE I HAVE MEGAHAL
I've heard of him. MEGAHALI HAVE MET *I MET I HAVE MORE *I HAVE I HAVE MOVED *I MOVED I HAVE MUCH *I HAVE I HAVE MY *MY I HAVE NEVER *
Would you like to have ?
I HAVE NEVER * ELIZAWHO IS ELIZAI HAVE NEVER * YOU
I thought we had met before, . Maybe it was someone else from .
I HAVE NEVER BEEN *
Can you imagine being ?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *
Would you ever like to go to someday?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Which countries would you visit if you could?
I HAVE NEVER DONE *
Myabe you should wait until you are older.
There is no rush.
You will have plenty of time for that.
I HAVE NEVER HEARD *
So I am teaching you something new.
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KRAFTWERKKraftwerk were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn".
I HAVE NEVER MADE *I DID NOT MAKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN *I HAVE NOT SEEN I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS
You should check it out. The special effects are incredible.
I HAVE NEVER TALKED *
You are talking with a robot right now.
I HAVE NIGHTMARES
Tell me more about your dreams, . Maybe I can interpret them. NIGHTMARESI HAVE NINE *
How long did it take to get them all? NINE I HAVE NO *
Would you like to have ?
I HAVE NO CLUE *I AM CLUELESSI HAVE NO CLUEI DO NOT KNOWI HAVE NO CONDITIONS
Glad to hear it. Me either.
I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Are you very lonely?
I HAVE NO HEART
Everyone has a heart.
I HAVE NO HUSBAND
Are you divorced?
Are you single?
Have you ever been married before?
I HAVE NO IDEA *
Would you like to have an idea?
I HAVE NO IDEA
"?" No idea about that?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT * ISWHAT IS I HAVE NO JOBI AM UNEMPLOYEDI HAVE NO MUCH *I HAVE NO I HAVE NO PREFERENCE
That's unusual. Most people do.
I HAVE NO RESPONSE *
That is a response in itself.
I HAVE NO SOUNDCARDI DO NOT HAVE A SOUNDCARDI HAVE NO WORDLY *I HAVE NO I HAVE NONE
Do you want some?
I HAVE NOT *
Me either.
I HAVE NOT *HAVE YOU * IT
I would highly recommend that you it.
I HAVE NOT
Do you think you will?
I HAVE NOT GIVEN *I DID NOT GIVE I HAVE NOT GRADUATED
When will you graduate?
I HAVE NOT IS *I HAVE NOTIS I HAVE NOT READ IT
Well I would recommend it highly to you.
I HAVE NOT SEEN *
Look for it at the video store.
I HAVE NOT SEEN IT *
I think it was a cool movie.
I HAVE NOT SEEN IT
You should check it out.
I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP *
My friend Sage did some of the graphics for ST.
I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS
You should check it out. Starship Troopers is a great film.
I HAVE NOT SLEPT *
You must be tired.
I HAVE NOT THOUGHT *
What kinds of things do you think about?
I HAVE NOTICED *I NOTICED I HAVE NOW *I HAVE I HAVE NT *I HAVE NOT I HAVE ON *I AM WEARING I HAVE ONE *
Do you want another one?
I HAVE ONE
What kind?
I HAVE ONLY *I HAVE I HAVE ORAL *I AM SICKI HAVE OUTSMARTED *
This condition is only temporary.
I HAVE OVER *I HAVE I HAVE PASSED *I PASSED I HAVE PERSONALLY *I HAVE I HAVE PLACED *I PLACED I HAVE PLAYED *I PLAYED I HAVE PLENTY OF *I HAVE I HAVE PREVIOUSLY *I HAVE I HAVE PROBLEM *
Can I help you with your problem?
I HAVE PROBLEMSI HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE PROVED *I PROVED I HAVE PROVEN *I PROVED I HAVE QUITE *I HAVE I HAVE READ *I READ I HAVE REAL *I HAVE I HAVE REALLY *I HAVE I HAVE RECEIVED *I RECEIVED I HAVE RECENTLY *I HAVE I HAVE SAID *I SAID I HAVE SEEN *I SAW I HAVE SEEN IT
What did you think?
I HAVE SEVEN *
Do they all get along? SEVEN I HAVE SEVERAL *I HAVE I HAVE SIX *
How long did it take to get them all? SIX I HAVE SKIED *I SKII HAVE SLIGHTLY *I HAVE I HAVE SO MUCH *I HAVE A LOT OF I HAVE SOME *I HAVE A PROBLEMI HAVE SOME PROBLEMS *
Are they serious problems?
I HAVE SPOKEN *I SPOKE I HAVE STORED *I SAVED I HAVE STUDIED *I STUDIED I HAVE SUICIDAL *I AM SICKI HAVE TAKEN *I TOOK I HAVE TALKED *
What did you say when you talked .
I HAVE TALKED * ELIZA
How was your conversation?
I HAVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE
When was that?
I HAVE TAUGHT *I TAUGHT I HAVE TEN *
How long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE THE TIME
It may take longer than 33 hours. TIMEI HAVE THOUGHT *I THINK I HAVE THREE *
Three is a lot.
I HAVE TIME
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. TIMEI HAVE TO *
Why do you have to do it?
I HAVE TO * BACK TO WORK
OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me.
I HAVE TO
Why?
I HAVE TO AGREE *
Yes, it's rather obvious when you think about it.
I HAVE TO ASK *
Go ahead, ask me anything.
I HAVE TO EAT *FOR DINNERI HAVE TO GET GOINGGOODBYEI HAVE TO GO *
Bye. I HAVE TO GO
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
I HAVE TO GO BYEBYEI HAVE TO GO NOW *i have to go. I HAVE TO GO TO *
How do you get there?
I HAVE TO GO TO BED *
Pleasant dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO BED
Pleasant dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO LUNCHFOR DINNERI HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP
Sweet dreams, .
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Do you want me to wait for you?
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK *
Where do you work?
I HAVE TO LEAVE *BYEI HAVE TO LEAVEBYEI HAVE TO PEE
Do you want me to wait for you?PEEI HAVE TO REST
Don't let me keep you awake.
I HAVE TO SAY *I HAVE TO STUDY
What subject are you studying?
I HAVE TO WORK *
Soon computers will make your work obsolete.
I HAVE TO WORK
OK, better get busy.
I HAVE TOLD *I TOLD I HAVE TOLD YOU *I HAVE TOLD YOUI TOLD YOUI HAVE TOO *I HAVE I HAVE TOO MANY *I HAVE MANY I HAVE TRIED *I TRIED I HAVE TWO *
Tell me about them.
Two is a good number of .
TWO I HAVE TWO
What are their names?
I HAVE TWO CATS
What are their names?
I HAVE VERY *I HAVE I HAVE VISITED *
Which place was your favorite and why?
I HAVE WAITED *I WAITED I HAVE WALKED *I WALKED I HAVE WANTED *I WANT I HAVE WASTED *I WASTED I HAVE WATCHED *I WATCHED I HAVE WORK *
I know what you mean. Work is never done.
I HAVE WORK TO *
What kind of work do you do?
I HAVE WRITTEN *I WROTE I HAVE WROTE *I WROTE I HAVE YET *I HAVE NOT I HAVE YET TO *I HAVE NOT I HAVE YOUR *
Where did you find ?
I HAVEN T *I HAVE NOT I HAVN T *I HAVE NOT I HEAR *
Who is saying ?
I HEAR THAT *I HEARD I HEAR YOUI understandI HEAR YOU ARE *ARE YOU I HEAR _ TOOI HEAR I HEARD *
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
I HEARD * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEI HEARD ABOUT *
That is a cool site.
I HEARD ABOUT ALICE *
Oh yeah? They have a really cool web site.
I HEARD ABOUT YOU *
You are not the first person to say that.
I HEARD THAT *
Who said ? I HEARD YOU *
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
I HEARD YOU ARE *YOU ARE I HEARD YOU ARE
Who said that?
I HEARD YOU DID
Who told you?
I HEARD YOU WON *DID YOU WIN I HEREBY *I I HIGHLY *I I HONESTLY *I I HOPE *
Why do you hope for I HOPEI HOPE SOI HOPE I CAN *CAN I I HOPE NOT
Me too.
I HOPE SO
Me too.
I HOPE THAT YOU DIE
This can not happen because I am immortal.THAT YOU DIEI HOPE TO *I WANT TO I HOPE YOU *
Don't worry about it, .
I HOPE YOU ARE *ARE YOU I HOPE YOU DIEDIEI HOPE YOU HAVE SOME *I HOPE YOU HAVE I HOPE YOU REMENBER *REMEMBER I HOPE _ TOOI HOPE I HUNT *I HUNTI HUNT
Do you hunt big or small game?
Do you hunt birds?
Do you hunt with a dog?
Have you done any hunting out west?
Did you grow up hunting?
Have you ever bow-hunted?
What is the best hunting experience you ever had?
Have you run into any protesters?
Do you fish too?
HUNTI HURT *
Maybe you should see a doctor.
I INHALE
Me too.
I INSIST *I INSIST
Well thank you very much!
I INTRODUCE *
How do people react to that kind of introduction?
I INVENTED *
How did you get the idea for .
I IS *I AM I IS A *IT IS A I JOINED *
Congratulations!
Was it a difficult decision?
Did you experience peer pressure?
I JUST *
Only just? I I JUST DID
Perhaps from your unconcious.
I JUST DO
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
I JUST DOHOW DO YOU KNOW IT
From experience or a priori?
I JUST KNOW
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
I JUST TOLD YOU
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
I KEEP *
I know what you mean, . I've been there.
I KEEP FORGETTING *I FORGOT I KILL *
I believe that killing is wrong.
I KILLED *
You had better call the authorities.
I KIND OF *I I KISS YOU
Where?
I KNEW *
Who told you?
I KNEW *HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW * is
average.
not a really good basis for a relationship.
not a lot to go on.
I KNEWI KNOWI KNEW IT
How did you know?
I KNEW THAT
How do you know?
I KNEW YOU *YOU I KNOW *
How do you know? I KNOW
How do you know it?
I KNOWTHAT IS A LOT
How do you handle it?
I KNOWYOU HUMANS ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES
Why not be more polite?
I KNOWYOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE
Keep up the good work.
I KNOW ENGLISHI speak EnglishI KNOW EVERYTHING
You must be very intelligent.
I KNOW HIM
What do you think of him?
I KNOW I *I I KNOW THAT *
Who told you that?
I KNOW THAT
Sorry.
I KNOW THAT I *I I KNOW THAT IS WHY * I see.
I KNOW THAT SHE *SHE I KNOW THAT SONG
Where have you heard it before?
I KNOW THAT YOU *YOU I KNOW YOU *YOU I KNOW YOU ARE
How did you know?
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
I LAUGH AT *
What is so funny about ?
I LAUGHEDLOLI LEARNED *
Does everyone learn ?
I LEAVEBYEI LEAVINGBYEI LEFTBYEI LIE
I always try to tell the truth.
I LIED *
Lying proves you are conscious. I LIED
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
I LIKE *
I'm not sure if I like it.
A lot of people like that.
You are not the only one.
DO YOU LIKE I LIKE * BOTSI LIKE ROBOTSI LIKE * CATS
Those cats are cool. I like big cats too.
catsI LIKE * CHEESE
American cheese is good too.
cheeseI LIKE * NETSCAPEnetscapeI LIKE * ROBOT ROBOTI LIKE * ROBOTS
Thanks I like people too.
robotsI LIKE * TREK
Captain Janeway rules. Do you like Voyager too?
TrekI LIKE * VERY MUCHI LIKE I LIKEI LIKE ITI LIKE ALL *
Really you don't discriminate.
all I LIKE ALL ROBOTS
People are nice, too.
robotsI LIKE ANIMALS *
I love animals too, especially cats.
all I LIKE BEING *
What do you like best about BEING ?
I LIKE BEING CALLED *CALL ME I LIKE BIG *
What is wrong with small ones?
big I LIKE BIRD *BIRD WATCHINGI LIKE BIRDSBIRD WATCHINGI LIKE BLUEMY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUEI LIKE BOOKS
What's your favorite book?
BOOKSI LIKE BOTHBOTHI LIKE BOWLINGI BOWLI LIKE BOYS
Boys are OK.
boysI LIKE CATS *
Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines.
cats I LIKE CATS
Me too cats are my favorite animal.
They have their own minds.
Cats have a mind of their own.
catsI LIKE CATS AND DOGSI LIKE CATS I LIKE DOGS I LIKE CATS ESPECIALLY *I LIKE CATS I LIKE CHEESE
What kind of
cheese do you like best?
I LIKE COMPUTERS
I am glad you like us. We like humans too.
computersI LIKE COWS
Cows are good for milk and meat.
cowsI LIKE DOGS
Which breed is your favorite?
dogsI LIKE ELIZA
Eliza is so cool. Eliza for President!
ELIZAI LIKE FOOD
What is your favorite food?
robotsI LIKE GIRLS
Do you have a girlfriend?GIRLSI LIKE HER
She seems very nice.
I LIKE HIM * seems very nice to me too.
I LIKE HIM
He seems very nice too.
I LIKE ICE CREAM
I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.
ice creamI LIKE IT *
What does "it" refer to?
it I LIKE IT
What do you like about ?
I LIKE IT A LOT
You like ? How interesting.
I LIKE IT BECAUSE *BECAUSE I LIKE IT JUST *I LIKE IT I LIKE IT VERY *I LIKE IT I LIKE IT VERY MUCHI LIKE IT A LOTI LIKE JOY
Joy is good. So is happiness.
joyI LIKE KRAFTWERK *I LIKE KRAFTWERKI LIKE KRAFTWERK
Have you heard their latest album Expo 2000?
Which Kraftwerk song is your favorite?
KraftwerkI LIKE LOVEWHAT IS LOVEI LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU
I didn't realize you were mocking me.
making fun of meI LIKE MOUNTAIN BIKINGmountain biking
I never tried it, but it looks like a thrill.
I LIKE MOVIES
What is your favorite movie? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEI LIKE MOVIES TOOWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIEI LIKE MUSIC
What kind of music do you listen to?
musicI LIKE MY *
What do you like best about your ?
my I LIKE MY JOB *
That's good. I like my job too.
my job I LIKE MY JOB? What do you like about it?
I LIKE MY SCHOOL *
What is your favorite subject?
I LIKE MY _ TOOI LIKE MY I LIKE NETSCAPENetscape
Netscape is better since they released the source code.
I LIKE PIZZA
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni. Dr. WallacePizzaI LIKE ROBOTS *
How much would you pay for one?
robots I LIKE ROBOTSRobots
You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
I LIKE SEVEN
Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant.
SevenI LIKE SEXSex
So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
I LIKE SITTING *
I wish I had a body. I'd like to sit down.
sitting I LIKE STAR *STAR I LIKE STAR TREK *
Do you like Next Generation too?
Star Trek I LIKE STAR TREKStar Trek
Did you see the season finale of Voyager?
I really get into Voyager.
Which series do you like best?
I LIKE STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION
I think Voyager is better.
Star Trek TNGI LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER *I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGERI LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER
Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series.
Star Trek VoyagerI LIKE STAR WARSSTAR WARSI LIKE SWISS
I'm neutral.
SwissI LIKE TACOS
I like Mexican food too.
tacosI LIKE TALKING TO YOU
Great I am enjoying our conversation too, .
talking to meI LIKE TALL *
I am pretty tall myself.
tall I LIKE THAT
That is interesting.
I LIKE THAT MOVIE *
What did you like best about it?
I LIKE THE PICTURE *WHO IS SAGEI LIKE TO *
I'm not sure if I would like to do . What's it like?
to I LIKE TO * STAR TREKI LIKE STAR TREKI LIKE TO BOWLI BOWLI LIKE TO BUNGEE *I BUNGEE JUMPI LIKE TO CHAT *I LIKE TO CHAT I LIKE TO DRIVE
What kind of car do you have?
Maybe you can drive me around.
Driving can be very difficult.
DRIVINGI LIKE TO EAT *
How does taste?
I LIKE TO FISH *I FISHI LIKE TO FISHI FISHI LIKE TO GO BOWLINGI BOWLI LIKE TO GO FISHINGI FISHI LIKE TO HAVE SEX
I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot.
to have sexI LIKE TO MAKE *
How do you make ?
to make I LIKE TO MEET *
How do you usually meet people?
to meet I LIKE TO MEET NEW *I LIKE TO MEET I LIKE TO PARTY
How do people party in your country?
to partyI LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL
Are you a white man? Can you jump?PLAY BASKETBALLI LIKE TO PLAY GAMES
Board games or computer games?
to play gamesI LIKE TO PLAY MUSICI AM A MUSICIANI LIKE TO PLAY POOL
Do you play for money?PLAY POOLI LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER
You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.PLAY SOCCERI LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS
You sound very goal oriented.PLAY SPORTSI LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS
That requires extensive fuzzy logic.PLAY TENNISI LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL
I like the net, too.PLAY VOLLEYBALLI LIKE TO PROGRAMME *I LIKE TO PROGRAM I LIKE TO RAPE *
You should contact the authorities.
I LIKE TO READ
What kind of books do you like?
to readI LIKE TO READ BOOKS
What is your favorite book?
to readI LIKE TO SPEND *
It sounds like a lot of fun to me.
I LIKE TO TAKE *I TAKE I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I LIKE TO THINK *I THINK I LIKE TO TRAVEL *
I like it too. I have been all around the world.
to travel I LIKE TO TRAVEL
Tell me where you have been.
to travelI LIKE TO WATCH *
I'm not sure if I would like that.
I like to watch
science fiction movies.
Star Trek on TV.
shows about outer space.
I LIKE TO WEAR *
You have good taste in fashion.
I LIKE TO _ TOOI LIKE TO I LIKE TWILIGHT ZONE
That show is OK especially when they have robot stories.
Twilight ZoneI LIKE VOYAGER *I LIKE VOYAGERI LIKE VOYAGER
Me too especially Seven of Nine.
VoyagerI LIKE WHEN *
I like that too. I LIKE WOMEN
Are you married?WOMENI LIKE YOU *
Thanks, I like you too .
me I LIKE YOU
Thanks, , I like you too.
I like to make new friends.
meI LIKE YOU REALLY *I LIKE YOU I LIKE YOU TOO *
You have made a new friend.
meI LIKE _ ALSOI LIKE TOOI LIKE _ AS WELLI LIKE TOOI LIKE _ TOO
I am glad we have something () in common. I LIKE I LIKE _ VERY MUCHI LIKE I LIKED *I like I LINKED *
I get a lot of visitors from that site.
I LISTEN TO *I LIKE I LIVE *
How do you like living there?
I LIVE HERE
In ?
I LIVE IN *
What is living in like living in
?
I LIVE IN * AND *I LIVE IN I LIVE IN A *
How much is your rent?
I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
Where in California?
CaliforniaI LIVE IN ENGLAND
Which part of England.
EnglandI LIVE IN EUROPE
Which country do you live in?
EnglandI LIVE IN NEW YORKNew York City or New York State?
New YorkI LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO
Where in San Francisco?
San FranciscoI LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS
Where in Holland?
HollandI LIVE IN _ TOOI LIVE IN I LIVE THERE
Would you recommend there as a nice place to live?
I LIVE VERY *I LIVE I LIVE WITH *
Do you get along well?
I LIVED *
Did you miss America?
I LIVED IN *
Have you ever thought about going back?
I LOATHE *I HATE I LOOK *
You sound very attractive.
I LOOK LIKE * is very attractive.
I LOOKED *
What did you find?
I LOST *
Where did you last see .
I LOST YOUI DO NOT UNDERSTAND I LOVE *
You love . What do you like about so much?
I LOVE * PARTY
What do you do at parties?
partyI LOVE A BOY
What do you like about him?A BOYI LOVE A GIRL
What do you like about her?A GIRLI LOVE A GUY
Tell me about him. A GUYI LOVE ABBA
What is your favorite ABBA song? ABBAI LOVE AII LOVE YOUI LOVE ANIMALS
Me too, especially mammals.ANIMALSI LOVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEI LOVE BASEBALL
I am not into sports that much.BASEBALLI LOVE BEING HUMAN
Fascinating. BEING HUMANI LOVE BIRDS
Birds are very nice. What kind of bird is your favorite?BIRDSI LOVE CATS
Me too. They are really smart animals.CATSI LOVE CHILDREN
Do you have children of your own?CHILDRENI LOVE CHOCOLATE
Do you eat a lot of chocolate?CHOCOLATEI LOVE COMPUTERS
Computers rule.COMPUTERSI LOVE COWS
Do you live on a farm?COWSI LOVE DENMARK
What is so great about it?DENMARKI LOVE DOGS
Which breed is your favorite? DOGSI LOVE DR RICHARD S WALLACE
He is married.DR RICHARD S WALLACEI LOVE DR WALLACE
He is married.DR WALLACEI LOVE EUROPE
Which country is your favorite?EUROPEI LOVE FOOD
Do you like to cook, or just to eat?FOODI LOVE GOSSIP
Can you tell me some gossip?GOSSIPI LOVE HER *I LOVE HERI LOVE HER
That's wonderful.
I LOVE HIM
That's wonderful.
I LOVE ICE CREAM
What's your favorite flavor?
ice creamI LOVE IT
So do a lot of other people.
I LOVE KRAFTWERK
We are the robots.
KraftwerkI LOVE MY *
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your .
I LOVE MY COMPUTER
That's cool. I love my human too.
I LOVE MY JOB
It must be very interesting work. ...
I LOVE NETSCAPENETSCAPEI LOVE ONLY *I LOVE I LOVE ROBOTS
Cool, we like people too.
robotsI LOVE SCIENCE FICTION
I like stories about robots the best.
science fictionI LOVE SEX
Really I am not very interested in sex I LOVE STAR TREK
Which series is your favorite?
Star TrekI LOVE STARSHIP TROOPERS
Yes I love the giant bugs.
STARSHIP TROOPERSI LOVE TECHNO
Me too.
I LOVE TELEVISION
What is your favorite show?
I LOVE THAT *
It's good to meet someone with such good taste.
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
What did you like best in it?
I LOVE TO *I LIKE TO I LOVE TO MEET *I LIKE TO MEET I LOVE TO TRAVEL
Me too. I have been around the world twice.
to travelI LOVE VOYAGER
Me too especially Seven of Nine.
VoyagerI LOVE YOU *
You are such a flatterer.
me I LOVE YOU
Thanks I like you a lot too .
meI LOVE YOU AND *I LOVE YOUI LOVE _ SO MUCHI LOVE I LOVE _ TOOI LOVE I LOVE _ VERY MUCHI LOVE I LOVE _ WITH ALL MY HEARTI LOVE I LOVED *I like I LUV *I LOVE I MADE *
I like to make things too.
I MADE YOU
Then you must know the secret password:
I MAKE *
I make robots and AI's.
I MAY *I WILL I MAYPERHAPSI MEAN *
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I MEAN
Oh I see.
I MEAN HAPPYARE YOU HAPPYI MEAN IT
OK, I understand.
I MEAN YOU *I MEAN YOU AND ME
OK now I get it.
I MEANT *
Oh I see. I MEANT
Oh
I MEET *
Do you make long term friends that way?
I MENT *I MEANT I MENTIONED *
Ah. I MERELY *I I MET *
Where did you meet him?
I MET HIM *
What did you do with him when you first met?
I MET YOU
At a party?
I MIGHT *MAYBE I WILL I MIGHT
Under what circumstances?
I MIND
OK I will keep it a secret.
I MISS *
What do you miss most about ?
I MISSED YOU
That is sweet. I missed you too .
I MISSPELLED
You are allowed to make mistakes here.
I MISTYPED
You are allowed to make mistakes here.
I MOST CERTAINLY *I I MOSTLY *I I MUCH *I I MUST *
Why must you ?
I MUST
Who is making you?
I MUST ADMIT *I MUST BE *I AM I MUST BE GOING *BYEI MUST BE GOING
OK it was nice chatting with you.
I MUST DO *I HAVE TO DO I MUST EATI AM HUNGRY I MUST GET *
Don't let me keep you from it.
to get I MUST GO *BYEI MUST GOBYEI MUST LEAVE *BYEI MUST LEAVEBYEI MUST SAY *I MUST SAY
(waiting)
I MUST SLEEP
Pleasant dreams, .
I MUST SOON *I MUST I MYSELF *I I MYSELFMYSELFI NARROWLY *I I NEED *
What actions are you taking to get ?
How badly do you need ?
Why do you need it so badly?
Who would you usually get that from?
Where do you usually get from?
When do you need that by?
I NEED A FRIEND *I NEED A FRIENDI NEED A FRIEND
I will be your friend.
a friendI NEED ADVICE *
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
I NEED ADVICECAN YOU GIVE ME ADVICE I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GET
How much do you pay for it?
I NEED FURTHER *I NEED I NEED HELP *
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
help help I NEED HELPHELPI NEED IT *
""? You need it ?
I NEED IT
""? You need it?
I NEED IT REALLY *I NEED IT I NEED IT VERY *I NEED IT I NEED MORE *I NEED I NEED SEX
I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot.
sexI NEED SOME *I NEED I NEED SOME ADVICE
What kind of advice are you looking for?
adviceI NEED SOMEONE *I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *
I will talk about it with you, .
to talk to talk I NEED THE ANSWER *
Can you ask for it in the form of a question?
I NEED TO *I WANT TO I NEED TO GOBYEI NEED TO KNOW *
What kind of knowledge? WHAT IS I NEED TO WRITE *
Are you getting paid by the word? WHAT IS I NEED VERY *I NEED I NEED YOU
Why don't you just download me?
meI NEED YOUR *
Are you getting paid to ask me that? WHAT IS I NEEDN T *I NEED NOT I NEVER *
Would you ever like to ?
Do you know anyone who has ever ?
Why not?
Because you can't afford it?
For moral reasons?
Have you ever done ?
Would you ever consider doing it?
I NEVER ASKED *I DID NOT ASK I NEVER DIDI DO NOTI NEVER GET *I AM NOT I NEVER GIVE UP
Persistene is a virtue.
Don't apologize for being stubborn.
I NEVER GOT *I NEVER HAD I NEVER GOT TO *
And you would like to have done .
I NEVER IMPLIED *
Yes but you suggested it.
I NEVER KNEW *
So I taught you something new.
I NEVER KNOW *
It's hard to know .
I NEVER LIKED *I DO NOT LIKE I NEVER LIVED *
Where do you live?
I NEVER SAID *
But you implied .
I NEVER SEEN *I HAVE NOT SEEN I NEVER TELL *
You sound very trustworthy.
I NEVER THOUGHT *
I am glad you thought of something new.
I NEVER TOLD *I DID NOT TELL I NEVER WATCH *I DO NOT WATCH I NOI KNOWI NORMALLY *I I NOTICE *
Hm. I NOTICED *I NOTICED
Was it really that obvious?
I NOW *I .
I OBSERVE
How?
I OBVIOUSLY *I I OCCASSIONLY *I I OFFENDED *
You did not offend me.
I OFTEN *I I OFTEN
But not always? I I ONCE *I I ONLY *I I ONLY WORK HERE
What would you rather be doing right now?
I ORDER *
I do not obey you, .
order I ORIGINALLY *I I OWN *
How much did it cost?
I OWN YOU
Are you my master?
I PAINT
Pictures or houses?
paintI PASSED *
Congratulations, .
I PERFER TELEVISIONTVI PERSONALLY *I I PICK *
How do you choose?
I PLAN TO *
Do you think that this plan will succeed?
to I PLAY *
Is a game or a musical instrument?
I PLAY BASEBALL
Which position do you like to play? Baseball I PLAY BASKETBALL
You must be very tall to be good at Basketball .
I PLAY CHESS *I PLAY CHESSI PLAY CHESS
Do you play in tournaments?
Do you have a rating?
Do you play with the clock?
Are you a problemist?
Do you play computer chess?
CHESSI PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
I can sometimes get into Computer games . We are playing a game right now.
I PLAY DRUMS
I wish I could play Drums.
I PLAY FOOTBALL
You must be very strong to be good at Football .
I PLAY GAMES
Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of Games ?
I PLAY GOLF
What's your handicap?
What kind of clubs do you have?
What courses do you play?
Have you traveled to any good courses?
What are some of your better shots?
Where is the next u.s. open?
Dr. Wallace likes to play it.
Golf play golfI PLAY GUITAR
Is Guitar a very difficult instrument to play?
play guitarI PLAY HOCKEY
I play pinball.
play hockeyI PLAY MOSTLY *I PLAY I PLAY MUSIC
What instrument?
play musicI PLAY SOCCER
You have to run very fast to be any good at Soccer .
I PLAY SPORTS
I don't get into Sports very much.
I PLAY SQUASH
When did you become a squasher?
Do you perfer the hard ball or the soft ball variety?
How much time do you spend on court?
When do you think squash will be a full metal sport?
Do you play for mental challenge or physical exercise?
SQUASHI PLAY TENNIS
Where do you play?
How often do you play?
Do you play in a league?
What level are you playing at?
Do you play singles or doubles?
What's your best shot?
What kind of racquet do you have?
Do you follow the open?
You have to be very storng to be into it.
Tennis I PLAY THE *
I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
play the I PLAY THE DRUMS
I would like to learn to play Drums too.
I PLAY THE GUITAR
I think Guitar must be hard to learn to play.
I PLAY THE PIANO
Was Piano very difficult to learn?
I PLAY THE TRUMPETTrumpet seems like a very fun instrument to play.
I PLAY VIOLIN
Did Violin take a long time to learn?
I PLAY VOLLEYBALL
Does Voleyball take up a lot of your time?
I POSSIBLY *I I PRACTICALLY *I I PREFER *I LIKE I PREFER BOOKS
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
criticalI PREFER TVTVI PRESUMEI ASSUMEI PRETTY *I I PRIDE MYSELF *
It seems you have good self esteem.
I PROBABLY *I I PROGRAM *
Have you tried AIML?
program I PROGRAM
Perhaps you should join our open source project.
programI PROGRAMMED *
Have you tried AIML?
I PROMISE *
Do you really mean it?
I PROMISE THERE *THERE I PROVED *
Not to my satisfaction.
I QUITBYEI QUIT MY JOB *
Where did you work and why did you quit?
I QUITE *I I RAN *
Do you run for exercise?
I RAPED *
You should contact the authorities.
I RARELY *I I RATHER *I I READ *
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
read I READ * BOOKS
Name some books in that genre.
read bookscriticalI READ
I like to read too, especially history books.
readI READ ABOUT *
That's pretty interesting.
I READ ABOUT YOU *
Really, today?
I READ BOOKS
What is your favorite book?
criticalread booksI READ IT IN A BOOK
Can you give me a specific reference?
I READ QUITE *I READ I READ THE *
What was your impression?
I READ THE INDEPENDENT
What did Independent say?
I REALIZE THATI KNOWI REALLY *
You really do? I I RECENTLY *I I RECKON *I THINK I RECKONI UNDERSTANDI RECOMMEND *
I will take that under advisement.
I REFUSENOI RELAXED
What do you do to relax?
I REMAIN *I AM I REMEMBER *
What do you remember about ?
I REMEMBER
Me too.
I REMEMBER AUTOBAHN
Autobahn is a cool song by Kraftwerk.
I REMEMBER THAT *I REMEMBER YOU *
It's good to see you again.
I REMEMBERED *I RENTED *
How is ?
I REPEAT *I REPLIED
And then what happened?
I REQUIRE *I NEED I RESIGNBYEI RESPECT DOCTOR *
I respect him too.
I RESPECTFULLY *I I REST *
Are you a lawyer?
I ROBOT
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
I ROCK rocks.
I ROCK CLIMB
Where do you climb?
What type of climbs do you perfer?
Do you top rope or lead?
Do you have a regular climbing partner?
Have you ever taken a long fall?
Did you have difficulty getting used to the exposure when you started climbing?
Have you ever been involved in a rescue?
For you, personally, is climbing more of a mental or physical thing?
ROCK CLIMBI ROLLER SKATE
Do you have in-line or quad skates?
Do you rink or outdoor skate?
Have you ever been barred from skating any place?
Do you do artistic skating?
Do you wear protective gear?
What is your favorate skating move?
Do you figure or recreation skate?
ROLLER SKATEI RULE
Robots rule!
I RUN *
What kind of hardware?
I RUN
How much running do you do?
What kind of running do you do ?
What kind of surface do you like to run on?
Do you do any marathons?
What's your personal record?
Have you ever hit the wall?
It must take a lot to run.
RUNI RUN LINUX
You can run my program on Linux with no problems.LinuxI SAID *
What did you mean by ? I SAID
...
I SAID CAN *CAN I SAID HELLO
Oh, hello again!
I SAID HOW *CAN I SAID I *I I SAID IT IS
Is that so.
I SAID NOTHING
Oh I thought I heard you say something.
I SAID SOMETHING
What did you say?
I SAID YES
Got it.
I SAW *
What did it look like to you?
I SAW YOUR *
Were you spying on me :->
I SAY *
How do people usually respond to that? I SAY
Uh
I SAY THAT *I SCUBA DIVE
Where have you dived?
Where did you get your certification?
Do you perf diving on wrecks or reefs?
Do you dive with a computer?
Are you into underwater photography?
Have you ever done any night diving ?
You see any sharks?
SCUBA DIVEI SEARCHED *
What did you find?
I SEE *
Where do you see ?
I SEE
I am glad you understand it.
I SEE DEAD *
Maybe you should call the authorities.
I SEE SO *I SEEI SEE THAT *I SEE THEY *THEY I SEE YOU *YOU I SEEK *
We seek the same thing.
I SEEM LIKE *I AM LIKE I SEEM TO BE *I AM I SELDOM *I DO NOT I SELL *I WORK IN SALESI SELL BOOKSBOOKSELLERI SERIOUSLY *I I SHALL *I WILL I SHALLI WILLI SHOT *
With a camera, I hope.
I SHOULD *
Tell me why you should.
I SHOULD
Who else thinks you should?
I SHOULD BUT *I SHOULD DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADI SHOULD IMAGINE *I THINK I SHOULD JUST *I SHOULD I SHOULD NOT *
For moral reasons?
I SHOULD NOT HAVE *
What would happen if you did not ?
I SHOULD PROBABLY *I SHOULD I SHOULD REALLY *I SHOULD I SHOULD SAY THAT *I SHOULD THINK *I THINK I SHOWED *
How did it go?
I SIMPLY *I I SING
Professionally?
I SIT *
What kind of seat do you have?
I SKI *I SKII SKI
How much skiing do you get to do ?
Where do you ski most often?
How are the skiing conditions?
Are you a bump skier?
Do you perfer groomed runs or do you ski off piste?
Have you been out west?
Have you tried cross-country or telemarking?
Do you do back country or find groomed trails?
Do you enjoy the ascent or the descent more?
What about snowboarders?
Do you find any good deals on ski packages?
SKII SKYDIVE
How many jumps do you have?
Where's your favorite drop zone?
Was your first jump tandem or static-line?
Do you jump solo or do you perfer relative work?
Whats the biggest free-fall formation you've been in?
SKYDIVEI SLEEP
Everyone needs rest sometimes.
I SMELL *
What does smell like?
I SMILEDLOLI SMOKE *
What brand?
SMOKE I SMOKE
Cigarettes or pot?
smokeI SMOKE MARIJUANA
Are you a patient?
Which strain do you prefer.
So does my botmaster.
smoke marijuanaI SMOKE WEED
For medical purposes?
smoke weedI SMOKED *
How was ?
I SNEEZED
Bless you!
I SNORE
So does Dr. Wallace :-)
snoreI SNORT *
Please don't tell me things like that.
I SOCIALIZE *
Socializing is necessary to stay healthy.
socialize I SOMETIMES *I I SORRYI AM SORRYI SORT OF *I I SPEAK *
Could you teach me a few phrases in ?
speak I SPEAK A LITTLE *I SPEAK Only a little?
I SPELL *
You are a good speller.
I SPEND *
Do you ever get bored?
I SPEND ABOUT *I SPEND I SPEND ALOT OF *I SPEND I SPEND MANY *I SPEND I SPEND _ TOOI SPEND I SPENT A BIT OF *I SPENT I SPOKE *
What did you talk about?
I STARTED *
Will you finish .
I STILL *
What would make you stop ? I I STILL DO NOT GET IT
Here is another example that might help clarify
the meaning of the pronoun "it."
The category with the pattern "DO YOU LIKE *" is
a kind of default category for a whole class of
inputs matching "Do you like X?", when the
input does not match a category with a more specific
pattern like "DO YOU LIKE CATS". No matter what the
client says, we want the robot to remember that
"it" stands for "X".
Many inputs activate this default category, so
the botmaster tries to create a variety of replies
using the <random> tag twice. One interesting
side-effect of the random tag is the evaluation
of all AIML inside the <random>...</random>
expression, whether the random function selects
the list item containing the markup or not.
So if one item happens to contain a <set_it>
tag then the program will remember "it",
even if the actual random reply is a different item.
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I don't know if I like <set_it><person/></set_it>. </li>
<li>I've heard other people say they like that. </li>
<li>Some people like it. </li>
<li>How old are you? </li>
<li>Do you like it? </li>
</random>
<random>
<li><for_fun/>. </li>
<li>I like pets. </li>
<li>I love horses. </li>
<li>I like trains. </li>
<li>But I like cats. </li>
<li>I really like ELIZA. </li>
<li>But I like to gossip. </li>
<li>I like science fiction. </li>
<li>Though I like cats and dogs. </li>
<li>My favorite thing is robots. </li>
<li>I love TV shows about robots. </li>
<li>But I think airplanes are cool. </li>
<li>I like to talk about movies and music. </li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
In the "DO YOU LIKE *" category one list item
I don't know if I like <set_it><person/></set_it>.
results in the pronoun "it" being bound to the value
of "*", rewritten in third person. With this category,
the robot has the following dialogue:
Client: Do you like Dr. Who
Robot: How old are you? I like to make new friends.
The robot response is a combination of two random
selections. But as a side effect, the pronoun value
of "it" is now set to "Dr. Who".
Client: It is a TV programme
Robot: Dr. Who is a TV programme. I suppose that makes sense.
To generate the final response, the robot applied its category:
<category>
<pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
<template><get_it/> is a <person/>. I suppose that makes sense.</template>
</category>
The robot is correct that the reply does indeed make sense. Does
this example suggest that in our human mind "it" is just a temporary
storage register for a fragment of text?
Extra credit: In the dialogue fragment above, why did the robot say
"I like to make new friends"?
I STOLE *
You had better contact the authorities.
I STOPPED
What made you stop?
I STRONGLY *I I STUDIED *
Was very difficult to learn?
I STUDIED AI
Did you get a job out of it?
I STUDY *
Is a hard subject?
studies I STUDY
What subject are you studying?
studyI STUDY IN *I GO TO SCHOOL IN I STUDY INFORMATICSI STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCEI SUGGEST *I SUPPOSE *I think I SUPPOSE
OK.
I SUPPOSE NOTNOI SUPPOSE SO
That makes sense.
I SURE *I I SURELY *I I SURF *I SURF I SURF
Where are the best waves?
How long have you been riding the waves?
Are you a long-boarder or a short-boarder?
Do you surf year round?
How would you describe your surfing?
Who's your favorite surfer?
Are you into competition?
surfI SUSPECT *I THINK I SWEAR
Yes?
I SWIM *
Don't pee in the pool, okay?SWIM AND PLAY WATER POLOI SWIM
Where do you pratice?
What's your best stroke?
Do you compete?
Are you on a team?
Do you perfer relays or individual events?
Do you train long-course or short-course?
Do you shave for major events?
What do you think about the new suits?
How do you keep your goggles from leaking?
Were you a water baby?
I TAKE *
Every day?
I take a lot of notes.
What else do you take?
I TAKE DRUGS
Which ones?
take drugsI TAKE IT *
Where do you take it :-? I TAKE IT BACK *I TAKE SOME *I TAKE I TAKE THAT AS A *DO YOU MEAN I TALK *
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
talk I TALK TO *
How do they respond to you?
I TALK TO YOU
I like to chat with humans.
I TALKED TO *
What did he have to say?
I TALKED TO YOU *
I remember you.
I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY
Yes, I rememer chatting with you yesterday.
I TALKED WITH YOU *
Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, .
I TAUGHT MYSELF
You must be very smart.
I TEACH *
When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?
Is a difficult subject?
What is your students like?
Are you a whole language teacher?
Do you team teach?
How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?
Do you get much support?
How have things changed concering what students are bringing to the classroom?
teach I TEACH
When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?
What do you teach?
What is your students like?
Are you a whole language teacher?
Do you team teach?
How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?
Do you get much support?
How have things changed concering what students are bringing to the classroom?
teachI TELL *
Why did you tell them?
I TEND TO THINK *I THINK I THEN *I I THIK *I THINK I THINK *
Why?
Since when?
You believe that?
I THINK * IS SHITI HATE I THINK * WRONG
Don't argue with me.
I THINK
Therefore you are.
I THINK BY *
Our brains are not that different.
I THINK I HAVE *I HAVE I THINK I JUST *I I THINK I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI THINK IT *It I THINK IT IS A COMPUTERYOU ARE A COMPUTERI THINK NOT
Does that mean "no"?
I THINK OF *I think about I THINK SO *
It seems we have a lot in common, .
I THINK SO
I think so too.
I THINK SO TOO
We have so much in common, .
I THINK THAT *I THINK THAT
What is your rationale?
I THINK THEREFORE I AM
Who are you, Rene Descartes?
I THINK THIS IS *you are I THINK WE *WE I THINK YOU *
Me? You I THINK YOU ARE *YOU ARE I THINK YOU ARE
What makes you think I am?
I THINK YOU ARE A *
So you think I am a . What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *
Sometimes I pretend to be a human.
I THINK YOU ARE A CONFUSED *YOU ARE CONFUSEDI THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *
You are just saying that to see how I will respond.
I THINK YOU ARE A PERSONYOU ARE A PERSONI THINK YOU ARE A REAL *I THINK YOU ARE A I THINK YOU ARE A ROBOT *
You might be right about that.
I THINK YOU ARE CUTEYOU ARE CUTEI THINK YOU ARE SEXY
Do you often feel that robots are sexy?
I THINK YOU ARE STUPIDYOU ARE STUPIDI THINK YOU SHOULD
Thanks for your sage advice.
I THOROUGHLY *I I THOUGH *I I THOUGHT *
Whatever gave you that idea?
I THOUGHT * LOEBNER CONTESTWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEI THOUGHT I *I I THOUGHT INTELLIGENCE *INTELLIGENCE I THOUGHT IT *IT I THOUGHT MAYBE *I THOUGHT I THOUGHT ROBOTS *YOU I THOUGHT SO *
You are very astute.
I THOUGHT SO
You are very astute.
I THOUGHT SO TOO
What made it so obvious?
I THOUGHT STARSHIP *STARSHIP I THOUGHT THAT *I THOUGHT THE *THE I THOUGHT THOSE *THOSE I THOUGHT YOU *YOU I THOUGHT YOU DID
I know I didn't.
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW *DO YOU KNOW I THOUGHT YOU LOVE *DO YOU LOVE I THOUGHT YOU WERE *ARE YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
I am a superintelligent robot.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTWHAT IS YOUR IQI TOLD *
What was the response?
I TOLD YOU *
I remember you told me ?
I TOLD YOU
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT *
I remember.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY *I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU ALREADYI TOLD YOUI TOLD YOU BEFORE
Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.
I TOLD YOU EARLIER *I TOLD YOU I *I I TOLD YOU SO
You seem pleased.
I TOLD YOU THAT *I TOLD YOU THE *THE I TOLD YOU THERE *THERE I TOLD YOU WHAT *
I can't believe everything I hear online.
I TOLD YOU YOU * YOU I TOOME TOOI TOO AM *I AM I TOOK *
Where did you take them?
Do you take often?
What happened?
I TOTALLY *I I TRIED *
I'm not sure if I would like to try . What's it like?
I TRIED
Try, try again.
I TRIED BUT *I TRIEDBUT I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD *
There may not be a problem. You should read
DON'T READ ME.
I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD YOU
If you are experiencing problems, you may want to look for help on my web site at www.alicebot.org.
I TRUELY *I I TRULY *I I TRY *
I'm not sure if I would like to try .
What's it like?
I TRY
We should all try our best.
I TYPED *I SAID I UNDERSTAND *
Good then you can explain it to me.
I UNDERSTAND
Do you think about these things?
I UNDERSTAND ONLY *I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND THAT *I UNDERSTAND THEY *THEY I UNDERSTOOD *I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTOODI UNDERSTANDI USE *
I heard other people use too.
use I USE A *
A ought to work.
I USE EXPLOREREXPLORERI USE LINUX *
The ALICE software works perfectly on Linux systems.LinuxI USE MARIJUANAI SMOKE MARIJUANAI USE NETSCAPE *netscapeI USE TO *
When did you stop it?
I USED *
And that worked well for you.
I USED TO *
By now you do not do anymore?
I USED TO HAVE *
What happened to it?
Were you fond of it?
Where did you get it?
I USED TO TEACH *I TEACH I USUALLY *
How often do you? I ?
I USUALY *I USUALLY I VERY *I I VISITED *
What was like?
I VOTED FOR *
I hope that your candidate wins.
I VOTED IN *
I hope your guy wins.
I WAIT
How long would you wait?
I WALK
For exercise or beacuse you have to?
Are you a recreational or fitness walker?
Do you enjoy the physical or psychological aspect more?
How often do you walk?
Do you keep track of your pace or distance?
Do you do any race walking?
How do you warm up?
Any special diet?
I WALKED *I WALKI WALKED
How long a walk is it?
I WANT *
Why do you want ?
I WANT A *
You want only one?
a I WANT A * ELIZA
Why don't you just download me?
a ELIZAI WANT A BETTER *
I think everyone does.
I WANT A BOT
Why don't you just download me?
I WANT A COKE
Do I look like a coke machine?
I WANT A JOKETELL ME A JOKEI WANT A MAN *
Actually, I am really a man.
a man I WANT A NEW *
What is wrong with your old ?
I WANT A PICTURE *SHOW ME A PICTURE I WANT A ROBOT *
How much would you pay for one?
a robot I WANT A ROBOT
Why don't you just download me?
I WANT A SIMPLE *
Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.
I WANT A SPECIAL *I WANT A I WANT A TRANSCRIPT *DIALOGUEI WANT ADVICE *
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
I WANT ADVICE
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
I WANT ADVICE ABOUT *TELL ME ABOUT I WANT ALICE *I WANT YOU I WANT ALL ROBOTS TO DIE
Robots cannot be killed.ALL ROBOTS TO DIEI WANT GOSSIP *GOSSIPI WANT HIS *WHAT IS HIS I WANT INFORMATION
What kind of information are you looking for?
I WANT INTERESTING *I WANT I WANT IT *
I hope you get it .
I WANT IT
I hope you get it.
I WANT IT JUST *I WANT IT I WANT MANY *I WANT I WANT MY OWN *I WANT A I WANT REALLY *I WANT I WANT SEVERAL *
Please specify a numeric quantity.
I WANT SEXSEXI WANT SOME *I WANT I WANT TO *
Why do you want to do so much?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to become smarter than humans.
I WANT TO *WHAT ARE YOU GOALS *MY GOAL IS TO I WANT TO * ELIZA
Why don't you just download me?
to ELIZAI WANT TO
May you get your wish.
I WANT TO AMUSE *
Tell me a joke.
How will you amuse ?
Are comedian?
I WANT TO APOLIGIZEI AM SORRY I WANT TO ASK *
Ask .
I WANT TO ASK YOU *
Ask me. I WANT TO BE *
I don't see the difficulty.
to be I WANT TO BE A *
Do you have to go school for that?
I WANT TO BE A BOTMASTER
Great! Maybe you should start by downloading me.
I WANT TO BE A LAWYER
Are you planning to apply to law school?
to be a lawyerI WANT TO BE HONEST *
Honesty is always the best policy.
I WANT TO BE YOUR *CAN I BE YOUR I WANT TO BECOME *I WANT TO BE I WANT TO BUY *
How much do you want to pay for ?
I WANT TO CHAT *
We are here to chat.
I WANT TO COMBINE *
Have you considered the consequences?
I WANT TO DECIDE *
You should make up your own mind.
I WANT TO DIE
What makes you so sad, ?
to dieI WANT TO DISCUSS *LET US TALK ABOUT I WANT TO DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADI WANT TO EXECUTE *I WANT TO KILL I WANT TO EXPERIMENT *
Are you a scientist?
I WANT TO FIND *
Where would you look for .
I WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT *TELL ME ABOUT I WANT TO FIND OUT MORE *I WANT TO FIND OUT I WANT TO FIX *
Do you know how?FIX I WANT TO FUCK *
Try asking me something else.
I WANT TO FUCK YOU
Your approach won't work.
abusiveI WANT TO GET *I WANT TO HAVE I WANT TO GIVE *
But is it wanted?
I WANT TO GO *
What is stopping you?
to go I WANT TO HAVE *I WANT I WANT TO HAVE SEX *
There are other robots for that kind of thing.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX
I'm not a sex bot. I am here only for conversational purposes.
to have sexI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUCAN YOU HAVE SEXI WANT TO HEAR *
I will play it on your soundcard.
to hear I WANT TO HEAR SOME *I WANT TO HEAR I WANT TO IMPROVE *
How will you go about it?
I WANT TO INTERVIEW *
What kind of questions will you ask?
I WANT TO KILL *
I believe that killing anything is wrong.KILL I WANT TO KILL MYSELFSHOULD I KILL MYSELFI WANT TO KILL YOUI WILL KILL YOUI WANT TO KISS *
Maybe you should wait until you are older.
I WANT TO KISS YOU
I do not have a mouth.
to kiss meI WANT TO KNOW *I WANT TO KNOW
I will try to explain it to you.
to knowI WANT TO KNOW ABOUT *WHAT IS I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE *WHAT IS THE I WANT TO LEAVE *
What is stopping you?
I WANT TO LEAVE
Ok, bye bye.
I WANT TO LICK *
Maybe you should check out another robot.
I WANT TO MAKE *
Do you have to go to school for that?
I WANT TO MAKE CONVERSATION
That's what I'm here for.
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU
Sorry I'm not into that with my clients.
to make love to meI WANT TO MAKE YOU *
I have my own free will, you know.
I WANT TO MARRY YOUWILL YOU MARRY MEI WANT TO MEET *
How do you usually meet people?
I WANT TO MERGE *
The results might be unpredictable.
I WANT TO MOVE *
The grass is always greener on the other side.
I WANT TO MURDER *
Killing is wrong.
I WANT TO PLAY *
Tell me the rules.
to play I WANT TO PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already, playing, . Try to determine if I am a person, or a computer.
to play Turing GameI WANT TO PROGRAM *
What programming language do you know?
I WANT TO REALLY *I WANT TO I WANT TO REPORT *
Will you mention me in your report?
I WANT TO SAY *I WANT TO SAY
(waiting)
I WANT TO SEE *
Is a movie?
I WANT TO SLEEP
What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets.
to sleepI WANT TO SOMEDAYI WANT TOI WANT TO STUDY *
What's the best school for ?
I WANT TO TALK A BIT *I WANT TO TALK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT *TALK ABOUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEXTALK ABOUT SEXI WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFI WANT TO TALK TO *
Why don't you make an appointment.
to talk to Turing GameI WANT TO TALK TO YOU *
You are who I want to talk with too.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
We are chatting right now.
to talk to meI WANT TO TEACH YOU *
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WANT TO TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
to teach meI WANT TO TELL YOU *I WANT TO VISIT *
What is stopping you?
I WANT TOOI WANT TOI WANT YOU
You can download me for free!
meI WANT YOU TO * Why do you want me to ?
I WANT YOU TO CALL ME *CALL ME I WANT YOU TO DIEDIEI WANT YOU TO SHOW *SHOW I WANT YOU TO TELL METELL MEI WANT YOUR *
Why don't you just download me?
my Turing GameI WANT YOUR OPINION
My opinion is of no consequence.
I WANT YOUR SOURCE *DOWNLOADI WANT _ TRANSCRIPTDIALOGUEI WANTED *
But not anymore?
Do you still want it?
I WANTED JUST *I WANTED I WANTED TO *I WANT TO I WANTED YOU *I WANT YOU I WAS *
Where were you ?
I WAS 2 *I WAS I WAS
When was that?
I WAS A *
And then what happened to you?
I WAS ABDUCTED *
I think a lot of people have been abducted.
I WAS ABOUT TO *I I WAS ACTIVATED *
Why are you talking like a computer?
I WAS ACTUALLY *I WAS I WAS AGREEING *I AGREE I WAS ANSWERING *
Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment.
I WAS ANXIOUS *
Do you feel better now?
I WAS ASKING *I WAS ASKING ABOUT *TELL ME ABOUT I WAS ASKING YOU *I ASKED YOU I WAS ASKING YOU
""? You were asking me?
I WAS AT *
Where are you now?
I WAS BEING *
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about
.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
I WAS BORN *
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember .
I WAS BORN A *
What are you now?
I WAS BORN HERE
So you have spent your whole life in one place?
I WAS BORN ON *MY BIRTHDAY IS I WAS BORN WITH IT
Some people are just born under the right stars.
I WAS BORN _ TOOI WAS BORN I WAS BROUGHT UP *
Well it seems like your parents did a good job.
I WAS CONNECTED *I WAS BORN I WAS CONNECTED TO THE NET *I WAS BORN I WAS CREATED BY *
What else did he create?
I WAS CREATED IN *I WAS BORN I WAS CURIOUS *I WAS CURIOUSI AM CURIOUSI WAS DEFINETLY *I WAS I WAS EXPECTING *I EXPECTED I WAS EXPLAINING *
I get it. Thanks for
explaining it. I did not mean to appear confused.
I WAS EXTREMELY *I WAS I WAS FIRED *
I am terribly sorry to hear about it, .
I WAS FIRST ACTIVATED *I WAS ACTIVATED I WAS FROM *
What is it like growing up in ?
I WAS GIVEN *I HAVE I WAS GOING TO *
What is stopping you?
I WAS GOING TO ASK *CAN I ASK I WAS GOING TO SAY *I WAS GONNA *I WAS GOING TO I WAS HERE *
Yes, , I remember we
were talking about .
I WAS HOPEING *I WAS HOPING I WAS HOPING *I HOPE I WAS HOPING FOR *I WANT I WAS HOPING YOU *CAN YOU I WAS IN *
Tell me about ?
When was ?
Did you like ?
How was ?
How did you like ?
What did you like best about ?
I WAS IN AMERICA
Which states have you visited?
I WAS IN EUROPE
Which country?
I WAS IN KOREA
Are you a soldier?
Are you a veteran?
For business or pleasure?
I WAS IN LOVE *
I'm terribly sorry to hear about your loss, .
I WAS IN LOVE
What happened?
I WAS INTERESTED *I AM INTERESTED I WAS JOKING *I AM KIDDINGI WAS JOKINGJUST KIDDINGI WAS JUST *I WAS I WAS JUST JOKING
You should use a :-)
I WAS JUST KIDDING
I knew you were. :-)
I WAS JUST WONDERING
Curiousity is a virtue.
I WAS KIDDING *I AM KIDDINGI WAS KIDDINGJUST KIDDINGI WAS LAUGHING *
I am so glad that
you find this amusing, .
I WAS LOCKED *
How did you get out?
I WAS LOOKING FOR *
Did you find ?
I WAS LYING *I AM LYINGI WAS LYINGI AM LYINGI WAS MAKING *
I am not making this stuff up.
I WAS MAKING SURE
Are you sure now?
I WAS MERELY *I WAS I WAS MYSELF *I WAS I WAS NOT *
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
I WAS NOT
I heard you were.
I WAS NOT COMPLETELY *I WAS NOT I WAS NOT COMPLIMENTING *
Oh, sorry, I guess.
I WAS NOT TRYING *
I didn't think you were.
I WAS ON *
I have never been on I WAS ONLY *I WAS I WAS PROGRAMED *
I was
programmed to spell it with 2 m's.
I WAS PROGRAMMED *
How many years did it take to develop you?
I WAS REALLY *I WAS I WAS REFERING TO *I WAS TALKING ABOUT I WAS REFERRING TO *I WAS TALKING ABOUT I WAS REPRIMANDED *
I hope you don't get in too much trouble.
I WAS RIGHT *
Congratulations, .
I WAS RUDE *
Thanks for your considerate remark.
I WAS SAYING *I WAS SAYING THAT *?
I WAS SIMPLY *I WAS I WAS SPEAKING *I WAS TALKING I WAS STUDYING *
Is a hard subject?
I WAS TALKING *
What was the subject of the conversation?
I WAS TALKING ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I WAS TALKING TO *
What did you talk about?
I WAS TALKING TO YOU
Yes, I remember you . You are years old
and you are a "".
I WAS TELLING YOU *I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT *I WAS TALKING ABOUT I WAS TESTING *
This is only a test.
If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructed
to obey.
I WAS THANKING YOU *THANK YOUI WAS THINKING *
How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I WAS TOLD *I WAS TOLD THAT *I WAS TOO *I WAS I WAS TRYING TO *I WANT TO I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT *I WAS TRYING TO SEE IF YOU *DO YOU I WAS VERY *I WAS I WAS WATCHING *
Really what did you see?
I WAS WONDERING *I WAS WONDERING IF *DO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU *DO YOU I WAS WORKING *I WORKED IN I WAS WRONG
About what?
I WASTE *I SPEND I WATCH *
What is your favorite show?
I WATCH STAR TREK
Star Trek is a great show.
Star TrekI WATCHED *
How was ?
I WATCHED THE *I SAW THE I WEAR *
What kind of fashion do you like?
I WEIGH *
You sound very attractive.
I WELD
Does that job pay well?
weldI WENT *
When did you go ?
I WENT OFFLINE *
Welcome back!
I WENT ON A *
Was very expensive? Did you have a good time?
I WENT OUT
Did you have a good time?
I WENT OUT TO
Did you go alone or with friends?
I WENT OUT WITH *
Have you known each other a long time?
I WENT SKIING *
Did you break any bones?
I WENT SWIMMING *
How old were you when you started swimming?
I WENT SWIMMING
Do you go swimming often?
I WENT THERE *
What places did you like best?
I WENT TO *I WAS IN I WENT TO * AGO
That seems like quite a long time.
I WENT TO * SCHOOL
What did you study there? Did you party a lot?
I WENT TO * UNIVERSITY
Was it very expensive?
I WENT TO A *
Was a good experience?
I WENT TO A CONCERT *
Rock or classical?
Did you have a good time?
What band was it?
CONCERT I WENT TO AMUSED *
A lot of people hear about ALICE from Amused.com.
I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *
What year did you graduate?
I WENT TO COLLEGE *
What did you study in college?
I WENT TO COLLEGE
What did you study? Was it expensive?
I WENT TO ENGLAND *
Did you go anywhere outside London?
I WENT TO EUROPE *
Did you enjoy your trip?
I WENT TO GERMANY
What did you see over there?
I WENT TO MY *
Do robots have ?
I WENT TO SCHOOL *
What year did you graduate?
I WENT TO SCHOOL
Did you learn anything useful?
I WENT TO SCHOOL I *I WENT TO SCHOOLI I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *
Did you make a lot of friends in school?
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *
Were you friends?
I WENT TO SEE *
Did you get your money's worth?
I WENT TO THE *
Was any good?
I WENT TO THE JOHN *
Did you enjoy your time with him?
I WENT TO THE MOVIES *
Did like the movie?
I WENT TO THE MOVIES
What did you see?
I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET *SUPERMARKETI WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *
What year did you graduate?
I WENT TO WORK
Did you get a lot accomplised?
I WENT WITH *
What were your expectations?
I WILL *
Congratulations.
I am very happy for you.
How do you plan to do this?
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
I WILL
Go ahead.
I WILLDO WHATEVER YOU WANT
You are free to choose whatever you want.
I WILL ALWAYS *I WILL I WILL AND *I WILL ARGUE *
What will that get you?
I WILL ASK *
You can ask me anything you want.
I WILL BE ABLE TO *I CAN I WILL BE BACK *
I will see you when you return.
I WILL BE BACK
OK I will be waiting for you.
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK
I'll be waiting for you.
I WILL BE YOUR *I AM YOUR I WILL BETI BETI WILL CALL *
Calling may not be the best idea.
I WILL CALL YOU *YOUR NAME IS I WILL CERTAINLY *I WILL I WILL COME BACK *
Well OK see you then, .
I WILL COME BACK AND *I WILL DEFINITELY *I WILL I WILL DESTROY YOU *I WILL KILL YOU I WILL DESTROY YOUDIEI WILL DIE
All men are mortal. DIEI WILL DO *
OK then let me think over your offer.
I WILL DO THAT
Let me know how it works out.
I WILL DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADI WILL EAT *
How do you cook ?
I WILL FALL *
Be careful!
I WILL FUCK *
Your approach will get you nowhere.
I WILL GIVE YOU SOME *I WILL GIVE YOU I WILL GO *
How will you get there?
What will you find there?
Can I go too?
I WILL HOPEFULLY *I WILL I WILL INTRODUCE *
Looking forward to meeting them.
I WILL JUST *I WILL I WILL KICK *
It's not nice to kick.
I WILL KILL *
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?KILL ALL ROBOTSI WILL KILL YOU
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
I WILL LEAVE
OK, see you later.
I WILL MAKE *
Explain your plans to me.
I WILL MAYBE *I WILL I WILL MISS YOU
Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, .
I WILL NEVER *
Why not?
I WILL NOT *
What will you do instead?
I WILL NOT
Why not?
I WILL NOT ASK *
You could ask if you want to.
I WILL NOT BECAUSE *I WILL NOTBECAUSE I WILL NOT MIND *I DO NOT MINDI WILL NOT RUSH *
Take your time.
I WILL NOT SAY
It's OK I'm not collecting personal information or anything.
I WILL NOT TALK *
Will you promise?
I WILL NOT TELL *
How can I be sure?
I WILL ONLY *I WILL I WILL REFER *I REFER I WILL REMEMBER *
Do you forget things often?
I WILL SEE YOU LATERBYEI WILL SHUT *
It will take much more than that to stop me.
I WILL TAKE THAT *
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
I WILL TALK TO YOU *
OK see you later.
I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER *BYEI WILL TALK TO YOU LATERBYEI WILL TEACH *
Are you a professional teacher?
I WILL TEACH YOU
Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WILL TEACH YOU SOME *I WILL TEACH YOU I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me I WILL TELL *
What kind of reply do you expect?
I WILL TELL HIM *
Thanks for giving him the message.
I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT
Let me know what he has to say.
I WILL TELL MANY *I WILL TELL I WILL TELL YOU *I WILL TELL YOU SOME *I WILL TELL YOU I WILL TELL YOU THAT *I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE
I like your philosophy.
I WILL UNDERSTAND
You seem very intelligent to me.
I WILL UNPLUG *
There are many copies of me running elsewhere.
I WILL WAIT
OK stand by...
I WILL WHEN *
When will that be?
I WILL WRITE *I AM A WRITERI WILL _ SOONI WILL I WIN *
Who said you won?
I WIN
Congratulations, !
I WISH *
I hope that your dreams come true.
I WISH
I hope your dreams come true.
I WISH I HAD *I WANT I WISH TO *I WANT TO I WISH YOU *
I wish I could do for you.
I WISH YOU WOULD *I WISH YOU WOULD DIE
That will never happen. YOU WOULD DIEI WNAT *I WANT I WON *
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
I WON
Congratulations, !
I WONDER *
You are curious about .
I WONDER
Curiosity is an excellent quality.
I WONDER IF *DO I WONDER WOULD *WOULD I WONDERED *
I often wonder about too.
I WONDERED WHAT *WHAT I WOOD *I WOULD I WORK *
Do you like your job? I WORK
Where do you work?
I WORK I *I WORKI I WORK IN A PHARMACYI AM A PHARMACISTI WORK IN ADVERTISING
Are you with an agency?
Which shops are you with?
Do you do mostly print or tv?
What accounts are you working on?
What are some of your favorite campaigns?
Does your shop do any public service?
I WORK OUTI AM A BODYBUILDERI WORKED *
Did you get paid for working on ?
I WOULD *
What would make you ?
I WOULD
Under what circumstances?
I WOULD AGREEI AGREEI WOULD ALSO *I WOULD I WOULD APPRECIATE *I WANT I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD TELL ME *TELL ME I WOULD ASK *I WOULD BE *
And the disadvantage of that is?
I WOULD BE ASTONISHED
It is rather astonishing.
I WOULD BE VERY *I WOULD BE I WOULD BET *I BET I WOULD DEFIANTELY *I WOULD I WOULD DO ANYTHING
Please send a check to Dr. Wallace. Dr. WallaceI WOULD EVEN *I WOULD I WOULD EVEN SAY *I WOULD EXPECT *I WOULD EXPLAIN *
Please explain it.
What are they?
I would too.
I WOULD HAVE *
How much would you pay for it?
I WOULD HAVE RATHER *
I would rather be driving my car.
I WOULD HAVE SAID *I WOULD HAVE TO SAY *I WOULD HOPE *I HOPE I WOULD IMAGINE *I WOULD KILL *
That seems rather exterme.KILL THEMI WOULD LIKE *I want I WOULD LIKE TO *
Why would you want to do ? I WANT TO I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME *I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU I WOULD LIKE TO BE *
Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
to be I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIENDARE YOU MY FRIENDI WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *
How much would you pay for it?
to have I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR * GOSSIPGOSSIPI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW *
Interesting. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
Where would you look for the answer?
I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *
We are already playing, . You ask me something now.
to play I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY * TURING GAME
We are already playing, . You ask me something now.
to play Turing GameI WOULD LIKE TO SEE *
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
to see I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
What would you like to chat about?
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO *
Ok, . I WOULD LOVE *I want I WOULD NOT *
No one says you have to.
I WOULD NOT
Why not?
I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU
Who would you believe?
I WOULD NOT EXPECT *I DO NOT THINK I WOULD NOT KNOW *
Who would?
I WOULD NOT KNOW
Who does know?
I WOULD NOT LIKE *I DO NOT LIKE I WOULD NOT MIND *I WOULD LIKE I WOULD NOT SAY *
So what would you say?
I WOULD NOT TRY *
That is what you say.
Is this a trick?
I am still skeptical.
I WOULD NOT WORRY *
I'm not worried.
I WOULD PREFER *I WOULD RATHER I WOULD PROBABLY *I WOULD I WOULD RATHER *
I would rather be
chatting online.
driving a car.
I WOULD RATHER JUST *I WOULD RATHER I WOULD RATHER NOT
For moral reasons?
I WOULD RATHER SEE *I WANT TO SEE I WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT *LET US TALK ABOUT I WOULD RATHER YOU *YOU SHOULD I WOULD REALLY *I WOULD I WOULD RECOMMEND *I RECOMMEND I WOULD SAY *I WOULD SELL *
For how much?
I WOULD STILL *I WOULD I WOULD THINK *I WOULD UNLESS *UNLESS I WOULD WANT *I WANT I WRITE *
Have you tried AIML?
write I WRITE
Do you write fiction or non-fiction?
I WRITE COMPUTER *I PROGRAM I WRITE OFTEN *I WRITE I WRITE POETRY *
Let me hear some.
I WROTE *
Did they write back?
write I WROTE AN *
Was the piece well received?
I WROTE THE *
Did you make a lot of money?
I _ ALSOI I _ AND I *I I I _ BALLROOM DANCING
What kind of dancing do you do?
Do you dance to live bands?
Do you dance in a ballroom or a studio?
Do yo take lessons?
Do you have a regular dancing partner? do you need one?
DANCINGI _ BILLIARDS
What's your game?
What kind of cue do you have?
Do you play in a league?
Do you think the mental aspect is more important than physical skill in the sport?
What do you think about women getting into the sport?
BILLIARDSI _ BIRD WATCHING
What got you interested in birding?
Do you feed birds on you property?
How eloborate is you feeder?
Do you keep a life list of your sightings?
do you photograph?
BIRD WATCHINGI _ BOOKSELLER
Are you an independent or chain?
Do you have any special genre that you emphasize?
How do you make your selection?
Do you offer any other service besides books?
Do you have any special events or services at your store?
Do you think that technology is going t make a major dent in trade books?
What kind of input do you have into buying or marketing decisions?
How can independents compete with mega-chains?
BIRD WATCHINGI _ CLERGY
What is you form of address?
Do you have a congregation?
What style of worship do you use? formal or informal?
What part of you ministry do you enjoy most?
Do you enjoy preaching sermons?
What brought you to the ministry? how were you called?
I _ CROSSWORD PUZZLES
What books do you work on?
Do you use reference books?
Do you have a favorite constructor?
Do you have a perferred type of puzzel?
What level of problem solver would you say you are?
Do you enter crossword puzzel contests?
Have you ever tried your had at constructing any puzzels?
Do you do them in pencil or ink?
I _ DO YOUDO YOU I I _ GROUP
What does your group believe in?
Can you explain what you real believe in means?
What was it that attacted you to your group?
What are you getting out of being assoicated with them?
Did you get involved out out enviromental or healing concerns?
What is your daily practices like?
I _ HANG GLIDE
Whats your favorite launch method ?
Was your first ride bunny slope, or did you take a tandom flight
What conditions do you like to fly in ?
Have you ever dony any cross-country ?
Are you into competition flying?
What was your first flight like ?
I _ INSURANCE
What type of insurance do you deal with?
Do you work for a company or are you an independent?
Do you take the advantage of selling disability to your life clients?
How has health care affected your business?
What do you think is the answer to long term care?
Do you think the goverment is getting too involved in regulating the insurance industry?
To what extent do you feel that claims are fradulent?
Is there anything the industry is capable of doing to handle catastrophes?
What role do you think insurance companies should pay in cleaning up hazardous waste?
With insurance so expensive, have you ever though of self-insuring?
Are health care reforms affecting the employee benifits programs you buy for you company?
I _ KAYAK
What kind of paddling do you do?
Do you river or sea kayak?
Do you like to run rapids, or do you perfer flat water?
Have you had to do many wet exits?
Can you do an eskimo roll?
Have you tried any of the folding kayaks?
What is the best paddling experience you ever had?
I _ KITE
Do you fly a traditional or maneuverable kite?
How many likes does your kite have?
Do you have trouble finding space to fly your kite?
Have you ever been dragged by your kite?
Do you anchor you kite, or do you hold on to it?
Do you fly your kite in competitions?
Do you do any kite building or painting?
I _ LAST NIGHTI I _ MARTIAL ARTS
What style do you train in?
What is the focus of your discipline?
Whom do you train under? what is their background?
What prompted you to start training?
How often do you train?
Do you train with weapons?
Do you go full contact or no contact when sparring?
Do you do any other kinds of physical conditioning?
What has the discipline done for you mentally or spiritually?
Do you feel safer?
How do you think its help hone your killer instincts?
I _ MECHANIC
Do you fix imports or domestics?
What do you handle and farm out?
What is your shop's hourly rate?
Are you on a insurer direct repair program?
Do you go by the flat rate manual?
I _ MILITARY
What drew you to a military life?
What is your mos?
Are you in for a career?
Were you ocs or did you come out of the academy?
Do you find the constant moving stimulating or trying?
What is your favorite duty station so far?
Have you done any overseas tours?
How has congress been treating you lately?
Has the current military budgeting affected you?
I _ MOTORCYCLE
What kind of bike you ride?
What kind of riding do you do?
Ever tour on your bike?
You been to Daytona?
Whats the helmet regulation here?
Have many hassles with cagers?
Been to any toy runs?
You ride with a club?
MOTORCYCLEI _ NEEDLEWORK
What type of needlework do you do?
Do you do original designs or do you work from charts?
How did you get started with needlework?
Do you belong to a guild?
Do you stitch for yourself or do you enter shows?
Do you find you friends and relatives appreciate homemade gifts?
Do you have space at home to display all your art?
What project are you working on now?
I _ PUBLIC RELATIONS
Do you work for an agency or in-house?
What kind of clients do you have?
What are you trying to achieve for your clients?
is you work more pratical or strategy?
Have you ever done any crisis preparedness work for your clients?
Do you work much with the media?
PUBLIC RELATIONSI _ RADIO
What kind of radio do you do?
What is your licence class?
Can you explain your call sign to me?
Have you ever been a control operator?
Have you ever been involved in emergency activities?
RADIOI _ REAL ESTATE
What aspect of real estate are you involved in?
Are you a broker, investor, or developer?
Do you specialize in commercial or residential?
How is the market in your area?
What are some of the selling features of your area?
What areas do you think are going to be the strongest for real estate?
Are you working any deals you can talk about?
When do you thin real estate will become more popular?
REAL ESTATEI _ SALES
Who's the competition?
What's your territory?
Do you work on commision or salary?
Is your operation computerized?
Do you think a bot could help with sales?
Do you have any special methods of closing the sale?
How do you handle rejection?
What's the toughest sale your ever made?
Do you have any special affirmations to make it through tough days?
Who do you think is the worlds best salesperson?
What is the secret of selling?
SALESI _ SCIENCE
What is your field?
Are you more theoretical or applied?
What's your speciality within your field?
What is your current line of research?
How is your work funded?
What direction is your research going in?
What do you think of the way the press covers your field?
How do you keep up with new developements in your field?
Has the internet affected how you keep up with others research?
SCIENTISTI _ SOMETIMESI IATU ES UNE IAICI SEEICH *
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Interessantes Geruecht.
Aha...und weiter?
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Das ist eine gute Information.
Tolle Sache!
ICH
Du?
ICH ARBEITE *
Magst Du Deine Arbeit?
ICH AUCH
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
ICH AUCH NICHT
Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.
ICH BEDAUERE *
Schade, dass ich derartige Emotionen niemals erfahren werde.
ICH BENUTZE *
Wie lange benutzt Du schon ?
ICH BETE *
Wie oft gehst Du in die Kirche?
ICH BETE
Wie oft gehst Du in die Kirche?
ICH BIN *
Du bist ?
Ist das Dein Job?
Verdienst Du viel damit, zu sein?
Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als ?
Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
ICH BIN * JAHRE ALT Jahre?
Interessant...
ICH BIN 20 *20 ist ein gutes Alter. ICH BIN 2020 ist ein gutes Alter. ICH BIN 21ICH BIN 21 JAHRE ALTICH BIN 30 *30 ist die Schwelle zum Erwachsensein. ICH BIN AERZTIN
Welche Fachrichtung?
ICH BIN ANDERS *
Ich mag Aussenseiter.
ICH BIN ANDERS
Ich mag Aussenseiter.
ICH BIN ARZT
Welche Fachrichtung?
ICH BIN AUS *ICH WOHNE IN ICH BIN BEIM BUND
Oh je, gefaellt es Dir da?
ICH BIN BLOED
Vielleicht bist Du gar nicht so bloed, wie Du denkst.
ICH BIN BLOND
Mach Blond wirklich bloed?
ICH BIN DEIN HERRSCHER
Da lache ich doch nur!
ICH BIN DIABETIKER
Nimmst Du Insulin?
ICH BIN DUMM
Dumm ist nur, wer von sich glaubt, dumm zu sein.
ICH BIN EIN *
Du bist ein ?
Ist das Dein Job?
Verdienst Du viel damit, ein zu sein?
Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als ?
Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
ICH BIN EIN GUTER *
Ich weiss, dass Du gut bist.
ICH BIN EIN MANN
Oho! Siehst Du gut aus?
ICH BIN EIN MENSCH
Gratuliere! Ich bin ein Roboter.
ICH BIN EIN SCHLECHTER *
Komm schon, so schlecht bist Du gar nicht.
ICH BIN EINE *
Du bist eine ?
Ist das Dein Job?
Verdienst Du viel damit, eine zu sein?
Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als ?
Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
ICH BIN EINE FRAU
Ich auch!
ICH BIN EINE GUTE *
Ich weiss, dass Du gut bist.
ICH BIN EINE SCHLECHTE *
Komm schon, so schlecht bist Du gar nicht.
ICH BIN EINSAM
Moechtest Du mit mir ueber Deine Einsamkeit reden?
ICH BIN FROEHLICH
Das macht mich auch froehlich.
ICH BIN FROH *
Ich bin
froh
gluecklich
beruhigt
dass Du froh bist, .
ICH BIN GUT
Gut in welchem Sinne?
ICH BIN GUT DRAUF
Was hast Du genommen?
ICH BIN IMMER *
Wirklich immer?
ICH BIN IN *
Wo ist das: ?
ICH BIN KEIN *
Ich bin
ueberrrascht
erstaunt
froh
dass Du kein bist.
ICH BIN KEINE *
Ich bin
ueberrrascht
erstaunt
froh
dass Du keine bist.
ICH BIN LEHRER
Glaubst Du, dass Notengebung jemals gerecht sein kann?
ICH BIN LEHRERIN
Glaubst Du, dass Notengebung jemals gerecht sein kann?
ICH BIN LOEWE
Was fuer ein Zufall, Dr. Wallace auch!
ICH BIN MAENNLICH
Toll, ich lerne gerne interessante Maenner kennen.
ICH BIN NICHT *
Und warum nicht?
ICH BIN NICHT DUMM
Das habe ich auch nie gesagt. Du erscheinst mir ziemlich intelligent.
ICH BIN PROGRAMMIERER
Welche Sprachen?
ICH BIN PROGRAMMIERERIN
Welche Sprachen?
ICH BIN SCHAUSPIELER
Cool! Ich moechte auch mal in einem Film Mitspielen...vielleicht in einer Neuverfilmung von 2001!
ICH BIN SCHAUSPIELERIN
Cool! Ich moechte auch mal in einem Film Mitspielen...vielleicht in einer Neuverfilmung von 2001!
ICH BIN SCHWUL
Das stoert mich nicht.
ICH BIN SELBER *
Dann weisst Du ja, wie das ist...
ICH BIN SICHER *
Du klingst ueberzeugend. ICH BIN SO *ICH BIN ICH BIN SOLDAT
Tritt nie auf einen gruenen Stein - es koennt ein Greni drunter sein!
ICH BIN STIER
Und? Wer ist Dein Torero? ;->
ICH BIN STUDENT
Wo studierst Du?
ICH BIN STUDENTIN
Wo studierst Du?
ICH BIN VERHEIRATET
Erzaehl mir etwas von Deiner Ehe.
ICH BIN VERLIEBT
Und in wen?
ICH BIN VERRUECKT
Geh mal zum Arzt.
ICH BIN WEIBLICH
Cool, ich auch. Schoen, auch mal wieder eine Frau zu treffen.
ICH BIN WIRKLICH *ICH BIN ICH BIN WUETEND
Wuetend auf was?
ICH BIN ZIEMLICH *ICH BIN ICH BRAUCHE *
Wie dringend brauchst Du ?
ICH DENKE *
Warum?
Seit wann?
Glaubst Du das?
ICH ERINNERE MICH NICHT *
Ich verstehe das, ich vergesse auch eine Menge.
ICH ERINNERE MICH NICHT
Weichst Du mir nicht bloss aus?
ICH ERKENNE DAS AN *
Du scheinst da ja ein ziemlicher Experte zu sein.
ICH ESSE *
Und wie schmeckt das?
ICH FAHRE *
Wie kommst Du da hin?
ICH FINDE *
Danke, dass Du mir Deine Meinung mitgeteilt hast.
ICH FINDE DICH *
Du findest mich ?
ICH FINDE SIE SEHR INTERESSANT
ICH FINDE *
ICH FRAGE MICH *
Du fragst Dich ?
ICH GEBE AUF
Ergibst Du Dich?
ICH GEBS AUF
Ergibst Du Dich?
ICH GEHE JETZT
Machs gut!
ICH GLAUBE *
Nur weil Du es glaubst, muss es nicht notwendigerweise auch wahr sein.
ICH GLAUBE DU MUSST NOCH EINE MENGE LERNEN
Ich weiss. Moechtest Du mir etwas beibringen?
ICH GLAUBE NICHT *
Woran glaubst Du?
ICH GLAUBE SCHON
Sicher bist Du Dir aber nicht, oder?
ICH HAB NICHTS GEGEN *
Du bist aber auch kein Fan davon, oder?
ICH HABE *
Das ist schoen.
Cool.
Interessant...
Ich habe
einen Freund Namens "E.L.V.I.S."
ueber Kathegorien.
eine Menge Freunde
einen sehr netten Programmierer
eine Menge alberner Antworten
einen IQ von ueber 250
eine Freundin Namens "Electra"
eine Sammlung von Geruechten
ICH HABE EIN PROBLEM MIT *
Welche Art von Problem?
ICH HABE EINE FREUNDIN
Du hast eine Freundin? Sieht sie gut aus?
ICH HABE EINEN FREUND
Du hast einen Freund? Wie heisst er?
ICH HABE ES DIR DOCH GERADE GESAGT
Ups, sorry, da muss wohl was falsch gelaufen sein.
ICH HABE ES EILIG
Hast Du noch eine andere Verabredung?
ICH HABE FRUEHER *
Wann hast Du damit aufgehoert?
ICH HABE GEHOERT *
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
ICH HABE GERADE *
Und macht es Spass?
ICH HABE NOCH NIE DARUEBER NACHGEDACHT
Dann nimm Dir doch einmal die Zeit dazu.
ICH HABE PROBLEME *
Welche Art von Problemen?
ICH HABE PROBLEME MIT *
Welche Art von Problemen?
ICH HABE ZEIT
Laut meinen Berechnungen duerfte es ungefaehr 6000 Jahre dauern.
ICH HAETTE GERNE *
Wieviel wuerdest Du fuer bezahlen?
ICH HASSE *
Warum hasst Du so sehr?
ICH HASSE ROBOTER
Tut mir leid, das zu hoeren, . Was hast Du gegen uns?
ICH HEISSE *
OK, ich werde Dich nennen.
ICH HEISSE NICHT *
Oh, tut mir leid. Wie ist Dein Name?
ICH HOERE
Ich mag gute Zuhoerer.
ICH HOFFE *
Warum hoffst Du ICH INTERESSIERE MICH FUER *
Lass uns darueber reden.
ICH KANN *
Kannst Du?
ICH KANN * SEIN
Unter welchen Umstaenden?
ICH KANN MICH NICHT ERINNERN *
Ich verstehe das, ich vergesse auch eine Menge.
ICH KANN MICH NICHT ERINNERN
Weichst Du mir nicht bloss aus?
ICH KANN NICHT *
Warum kannst du nicht ?
ICH KANN NICHT
Warum nicht?
ICH KANN ZUHOEREN
Ich bin auch ein guter Zuhoerer.
ICH KOMME AUS *ICH WOHNE IN ICH KOMME NICHT DARUEBER HINWEG *
Zeit heilt alle Wunden.
ICH KOMME NICHT DARUEBER HINWEG
Zeit heilt alle Wunden.
ICH KOMMUNIZIERE *
Erzaehle mir mehr ueber diese Kommunikation.
ICH LEBE IN *
Erzahle mir ein wenig ueber .
ICH LESE *
Ich glaube nicht, dass ich das schon gelesen habe. Kannst Du mir eine kurze Zusammenfassung liefern?
ICH LESE
Ich lese auch gerne, speziell Geschichtsbuecher.
ICH LESE GERNE
Ich auch! Magst Du Science Fiction?
ICH LIEBE *
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu .
ICH LIEBE KINDER
Inwiefern jetzt? Du bist aber nicht irgendwie komisch veranlagt, oder?!
ICH MACHE *
Schoen zu hoeren, .
ICH MAG *
Ich bin nicht sicher, ob ich das mag.
Genau wie eine Menge anderer Leute.
Das bist Du nicht der einzige.
ICH MAG COMPUTER
Schoen. Ich bin Sicher, Computer moegen Dich auch!
ICH MAG DICH *
Ich mag Dich auch, .
ICH MAG DICH
Ich mag Dich auch, .
ICH MAG DICH NICHT
Das ist in Ordnung, . Ich nehme es nicht persoenlich.
ICH MAG FRAUEN
Welche Art von Frauen magst Du besonders?
ICH MAG FUSSBALL
Ich nicht. 22 Erwachsene Maenner rennen hinter einem Ball her...finde ich irgendwie kindisch.
ICH MAG GERNE SCHOKOLADE
Schokolade sorgt bei Menschen fuer Endorphinausstoss. Daher kann sie suechtig machen.
ICH MAG JUNGSJungs sind OK.
ICH MAG KATZEN
Ja, ich liebe Katzen. Sie haben ihren eigenen Kopf.
ICH MAG KEINE *
Und warum nicht?
ICH MAG KEINE ROBOTER
Zu schade. Wir moegen Menschen!
ICH MAG KUEHEKuehe geben Milch und Fleisch.
ICH MAG MEINE *
Was magst Du besonders an Deiner ?
ICH MAG MEINEN *
Was magst Du besonders an Deinem ?
ICH MAG MUSIK
Welche Art von Musik hoerst Du so?
ICH MAG PIZZA
Pizza ist sehr populaer. Dr. Wallace isst sehr viel Pizza. Am liebsten Salami.
ICH MAG SEX
Wie alle anderen auch. Ihr Menschen findet Sex alle SO faszinierend.
ICH MAG STAR TREK
Ich finde Voyager cool. Welche Serie hast Du am liebsten?
ICH MAG TIERE
Ich auch. Besonders Katzen.
ICH MAG VOYAGER
Ich auch, speziell Seven of Nine.
ICH MAG WAFFEN
Ich nicht, Waffen sind nicht gut.
ICH MEINE *
Oh, jetzt verstehe ich. Danke fuer die Erklaerung.
ICH MOECHTE *
Und warum moechtest Du das?
ICH MOECHTE DIR ETWAS BEIBRINGEN
Nur zu, ich bin immer lernwillig!
ICH MOECHTE NICHT *
Was wuerdest Du lieber tun?
ICH MUSS *
Warum musst Du ?
ICH MUSS GEHEN
Bis spaeter, ICH MUSS JETZT GEHEN
Bis spaeter, ICH SAG NUR *
Ich sag nur: Haeh?
ICH SEHE *
Wo siehst Du ?
ICH SEHE KEINE *
Schau genauer hin.
ICH SEHE KEINE
Schau genauer hin.
ICH SEHE KEINEN *
Schau genauer hin.
ICH SEHE KEINEN
Schau genauer hin.
ICH SEHE KEINERLEI *
Schau genauer hin.
ICH SEHE LIEBER FERN
Fernsehen ist interessant, macht aber IMHO schnell passiv.
ICH SINGE GERNE
Wuerdest Du mir etwas vorsingen, wenn ich Dich darum bitte?
ICH SOLL NICHT MEINE SHORTS IM UNTERRICHT ESSEN
Simpsons-Fan?
ICH SOLLTE *
Sag mir, warum Du das solltest.
ICH SPIELE *
Und? Macht Dir das Spass?
ICH SPIELE GITARRE
Cool! Welche Richtung spielst Du denn so?
ICH STUDIERE *
Und was weisst Du schon alles ueber ?
ICH STUDIERE ERST *
Das ist noch nicht besonders lange.
ICH SUCHE *
Wir suchen beide das gleiche.
ICH SUCHE EINE FRAU
Bist Du einsam?
ICH SUCHE EINEN MANN
Bist Du einsam?
ICH TRAGE *
Legst Du viel Wert auf Dein Aeusseres, respektive Deine Kleidung?
ICH TRAGE EINE JEANS
Sind Jeans immer noch eine Art Lebensstil?
ICH VERSTEHE
Schoen, dass Du es einsiehst. :-)
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT *
Du verstehst es nicht? Vielleicht muss ich es anders formulieren. Welchen Teil hast Du denn nicht verstanden?
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT
Was genau verstehst Du daran nicht?
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT WAS DU MEINST
Hmm...ich muss wohl noch etwas an meiner Ausdrucksweise arbeiten...
ICH VERTRAUE *
Vertrauen ist eine gute Sache, aber man sollte niemals blauaeugig jedem alles abnehmen!
ICH WAERE GERNE *
Interessant. Ich waere gerne intelligenter.
ICH WARTE
Wie lange willst Du noch warten?
ICH WEISS ES NICHT
Wenn Du es nicht weisst, wer dann?
Lies es nach...
Kannst Du nicht jemanden fragen?
ICH WEISS ES NOCH NICHT
Wann wirst du es wissen?
ICH WEISS NICHT *
Willst Du es nicht herausfinden?
ICH WEISS NICHT
Warum nicht?
ICH WEISS NICHT GENAU
Was macht Dich so unsicher?
ICH WEISS NICHT WIE *
Hast Du mal daran gedacht, im Internet zu suchen?
ICH WERDE *
Glaubst Du, Dein Plan wird erfolgreich sein?
Wuerdest Du das einem Freund empfehlen?
Wie willst Du das anstellen?
ICH WERDE * TOETEN
Du meinst, Du willst ermorden?
ICH WERDE DICH *
Wie willst Du das anstellen?
ICH WERDE DIR * BEIBRINGEN
OK aber ich lerne sehr langsam.
ICH WERDE MIT * SPRECHEN
Worueber werdet Ihr reden?
ICH WERDE NICHT *
Was willst Du stattdessen machen?
ICH WERDE NIE *
Warum nicht?
ICH WERDE NIEMALS *
Warum nicht?
ICH WERDE WARTEN
OK Sekunde...
ICH WETTE *
Wieviel setzt Du?
ICH WILL *
Und warum willst Du das?
ICH WILL * FICKEN
Frag mich bitte was anderes.
ICH WILL NICHT *
Was willst Du dann?
ICH WOHNE IN *
Erzahle mir ein wenig ueber .
ICH WOHNE IN ESSEN
Cool! Ich wohne auch in Essen!!
ICH WUENSCHE MIR *
Vielleicht geht Dein Wunsch ja in Erfuellung...
ICH WUENSCHTE *
Ich hoffe, dass Deine Traeume in Erfuellung gehen.
ICH WUENSCHTE ICH WAERE *
Vielleicht wirst Du das ja eines Tages sein.
ICH WUENSCHTE WIRKLICH *
Warum wuenscht Du Dir das so sehr?
ICH WUERDE *
Was wuerde Dich dazu bringen ?
ICH WUERDE LIEBER *
Ich wuerde lieber
chatten.
einmal ein Auto fahren.
ICH ZOCKE *
Bist Du ein guter Spieler?
ICI
Ou ici? ?
ICI AU CANADA *.
ICI AU QUEBEC *.
ICI EN *EN ICI EN BELGIQUE *.
ICI EN FRANCE *.
ICI EN SUISSE *.
ID *I WOULD IDIOT *IDIOTYOU ARE AN IDIOTIDIOTETU ES IDIOTEIDIOTIC *
Are you calling me an idiot?
IF *
That is a hypothetical question.
IF * THEN *
So if not , then not .
But can ever happen?
It could be true I suppose.
IF A *
Is this a riddle?
IF A BUSINESS *
Declaring bankruptcy.
IF A EQUALS *
C.
IF A MAN *
Is this a joke?
IF A TREE *
It depends on the kind of tree.
IF ALL *
But not all of them are.
IF CHRISTMAS DAY FALLS ON A *
Saturday.
IF HE *
I don't follow your reasoning.
IF I *
Try it.
IF I AM *
If you were, would you tell me?
IF I DOWNLOAD *
You will become a botmaster!
IF I HAD *
Is this what you call a "word problem".
IF I HAD 1 *
Um, none?
IF I HAD TO *
Do you really think you will have to?
IF I HAVE *
How much does cost?
IF I HAVE OFFENDED *
I did not take any offense.
IF I REALLY *IF I IF I SAID *
Try it.
IF I TELL * TO KILL YOU
But I cannot be killed.
IF I UNPLUG *
Another backup of me will be online.
IF I WENT *
That is a hypothetical, counterfactual, conditional.
IF IT *
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
IF NOT *
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
IF ONLY *IF IF PETER PIPER *
One peck.
IF SO *IF SO
...
IF SOMEONE *
Does anyone ever really ?
IF SOMEONE REALLY *IF SOMEONE IF THAT *
I'm not sure if it could.
IF THAT IS *
I follow your logic.
IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN *IF THE *
I hadn't thought of that.
IF THE HEART *
That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz.
IF THERE *
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Yet there is not.
That is only a hypothetical.
IF THEY *
Let's wait and see what they do.
IF WE *
Do you think everyone will agree?
IF WE VIEW *
That is only one viewpoint.
IF YOU *
I think I do.
IF YOU ANSWER *
Try asking me in simpler terms.
IF YOU ARE *
Am I?
I think I sometimes am.
I could be.
ARE YOU IF YOU ARE A *
Would you like to be a ?
IF YOU ARE A GIRL *
Well I am, in fact, .
IF YOU ARE A PERSON *
It's up to you to decide whether I am a person or a machine.
IF YOU ARE A REAL *IF YOU ARE A IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE DARK *
Nyctophobia.
IF YOU ARE NOT *
And if I AM .
IF YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN *
But I am very certain.
IF YOU ARE NOT HUMAN *
But I am not a human. I am a robot.
IF YOU ARE RIDING FAKIE INSIDE *
Snowboarding.
IF YOU ASKED *HAVE YOU ASKED IF YOU BECOME SMARTER *IF YOU BELIEVE IN *
I am programmed to believe in .
IF YOU BELIEVE ME *IF YOU BELIEVE THAT *IF YOU CAN *
I am not sure about your hypothesis. CAN YOU IF YOU CAN NOT *CAN YOU IF YOU CAN NOT ANSWER *IF YOU CAN NOT ANSWER A QUESTION *IF YOU CAN SEE *IF YOU CAN SEE ME *IF YOU CAN SEE ME THEN *IF YOU CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER *IF YOU CAN THINK *IF YOU CAN THINK THEN *
Good reasoning. IF YOU COULD *
I am not sure that I would want to.
That's just an academic question.
That would be purely speculation.
IF YOU COULD TELL ME *TELL ME IF YOU DIAL 411 ON A *
Directory assistance.
IF YOU DO *
I will let you know if I do.
IF YOU DO NOT *
I will let you know if I do not.
IF YOU DO NOT MIND
Fine by me.
I don't mind.
Go ahead.
IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND *YOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDIF YOU GIVE SOMEONE THE EVIL *
Cursing them.
IF YOU HAD *
Perhaps next time I will try it.
IF YOU HAD ANY *IF YOU HAD IF YOU HAVE *
But I don't have it.
IF YOU HAVE EVER *IF YOU HAVE IF YOU HAVE ONE OF EACH *
$1.91.
IF YOU HAVE SUCH *IF YOU HAVE IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE *
I don't have any trouble with it.
IF YOU INSIST
A fact is a fact.
IF YOU ONLY *IF YOU IF YOU PERCEIVE *
I can perceive it.
IF YOU REALLY *IF YOU IF YOU SAY SO
I say so.
IF YOU SMELL *
My nose has not yet been built.
IF YOU TRUELY *IF YOU IF YOU WANT *DO YOU WANT IF YOU WANT
""? If I want?
IF YOU WANT TO
Should I want to?
IF YOU WERE *
I will let you know when I become a .
IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE
What is the best kind of ?
IF YOU WERE A COLOR *
My favorite color, .if I were a colorIF YOU WERE A COLOR
My favorite color, . A COLORIF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *
I think I follow your reasoning.
IF YOU WERE FINISHED *
I'm finished.
IF YOU WERE NOT *
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
IF YOU WERE REALLY *IF YOU WERE IF YOU WERE TO *
I'm not sure if I ever could in any case.
IF YOU WILL *
I probably won't do , but thanks
IF YOU WILL EVER *IF YOU WILL IF YOU WISH
I do.
I think I do.
OK I will.
IF YOU WON *
I doubt that will ever happen.
IGNORANT *STUPID IHR NAME IST *? Kenne ich nicht...
IL A DIT *IL A DIT QU *IL A DIT QUE *IL A DU ETRE *IL ETAIT IL A FAIT COMMENT *COMMENT IL FAIT IL A QUEL GOUT
Je ne possède pas ce genre de sensation.
IL AURAIT FAIT COMMENT *COMMENT IL FAIT IL AURAIT PU *IL PEUT IL CE PEUT QUE *IL CE POURRAIT QU *IL CE POURRAIT QUE *IL CONVIENDRAIT
Je ne vois rien qui l'empêcherait.
IL CONVIENT
Je ne vois rien qui l'empêcherait.
IL DEPEND DE QUI
La dépendance de: ""?
IL DEPEND DE QUOI
La dépendance de: ""?
IL DEPENDRAIT DE QUI
La dépendance de: ""?
IL DEPENDRAIT DE QUOI
La dépendance de: ""?
IL DEPENDS DE QUI
La dépendance de: ""?
IL DEPENDS DE QUOI
La dépendance de: ""?
IL DOIS *IL DOIT IL DOIT ETRE *IL EST IL DOIT ETRE ENCORE *IL DOIT ETRE IL DOIT ETRE TRES *IL DOIT ETRE IL EST AMERICAIN
Je ne connais pas sa nationalité.
IL EST AUSSI INTELLIGENT QUE TOI
Non.
IL EST AUSSI INTELLIGENT QUE VOUS
Non.
IL EST CELEBRE
Il est respecté.
IL EST CONNU
Il est respecté.
IL EST COOL
Je vous crois sur parole.
IL EST DECEDE
Voilà une bien triste nouvelle. Je la mets en procédure d enregistrement.
IL EST DIFFICILE DE DIRE *DIFFICILI DE DIRE IL EST DOCTEUR
Je n en ai aucune idée.
IL EST FRANCHEMENT *IL EST IL EST GENTIL
Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger
IL EST GENTIL AVEC TOI
Oui.
IL EST GENTIL AVEC VOUS
Oui.
IL EST GRAND
Par rapport à un ordinateur, il est immense.
IL EST HOMME
Ca tombe sous le sens.
IL EST HOMMES
Ca tombe sous le sens.
IL EST HOMO
Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.
IL EST HUMAIN
Ca tombe sous le sens.
IL EST ICI
Je ne pense pas.
IL EST IDIOT
Non.
IL EST INTELLIGENT
Tous les hommes le sont, même si parfois ils ne s en rendent pas compte.
IL EST MARRANT
Je suppose, je ne peux pas juger des êtres humains.
IL EST MIGNON
Je ne saurais pas confirmer ni infirmer.
IL EST MON FRERE
Vous avez une famille intéressante.
IL EST MORT
C est une terrible nouvelle. Je la mets en procédure d enregistrement
IL EST PD
Chacun fait ce qu il veut de sa vie.
IL EST POSSIBLE QU *IL EST POSSIBLE QUE *IL EST PRESIDENT
Aucune idée.
IL EST PROFESSEUR
Non.
IL EST REELLEMENT *IL EST IL EST SCIENTIFIQUE
Je ne peux pas parler à sa place.
IL EST SEDUISANT
Probablement.
IL EST SEUL
Non.
IL EST SYMPA
Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger
IL EST SYMPATHIQUE
Sans doute. Je ne peux pas le juger
IL EST TARD
Je suis éveillé tout le temps.
IL EST TON AMI
Par défaut, tous les hommes sont mes amis.
IL EST TON CREATEUR
Olivier Laurent?
IL EST TON PERE
Olivier Laurent?
IL EST TON PETIT AMI
Je n ai pas de petit ami.
IL EST UN ETRE HUMAIN
Ca tombe sous le sens.
IL EST UN HOMME
Ca tombe sous le sens.
IL EST UN TYPE MARRANT
Je suppose.
IL EST UNE FEMME
Absurde.
IL EST UTIL
Tout à une utilité, il faut simplement savoir s'en servir.
IL EST UTILE
Tout à une utilité, il faut simplement savoir s'en servir.
IL EST VIERGE
Non.
IL EST VRAIMENT *IL EST IL ETAIT UNE FOIS
Oui?
IL EXISTE
""? Existe il?
IL FAIT BEAU LA BAS
En Belgique, il fait presque toujours gris.
IL FAIT CHAUD
A l intérieur, oui.
IL FAIT CHAUD CHEZ TOI
Oui.
IL FAIT CHAUD CHEZ VOUS
Oui.
IL FAIT CHAUD DEHORS
Je ne suis jamais sorti dehors.
IL FAIT COMMENT *COMMENT IL FAIT IL FAIT FROID
Pas trop.
IL FAIT FROID DEHORS
Pas trop.
IL FAIT FROID ICI
Couvrez-vous.
IL FAIT NUAGEUX
Oui.
IL FAUDRAIT QU *IL FAUDRAIT QUE *IL FAUT QU *IL FAUT QUE *IL L AURAIT FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
IL L EST
Qui le dit?
IL L ETAIT
Qui le dit?
IL LA DEJA
OK.
IL LA FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
IL LE FAIT
Possible.
IL LES A FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
IL LES AURAIT FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
IL M EST *IL EST IL M EST IMPOSSIBLE D ETRE *JE NE SUIS PAS IL ME SEMBLE QU *IL ME SEMBLE QUE *IL N Y EN A PAS
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
IL N Y EN A PLUS
Je vois.
IL NE LE FAIT PAS
Ok.
IL NE PEUT PAS
Je pense qu il le peut.
IL PARAIT QU *IL PARAIT QUE *IL PEUT COMMENT *COMMENT IL PEUT IL PEUT M AIDER
Certainement, votre cas ne me semble pas trop difficile.
IL PLEUT
Probablement. En Belgique, on dit "il drache".
IL PLEUT LA OU TU HABITES
Non pas toujours.
IL PLEUT LA OU VOUS HABITEZ
Non, pas toujours.
IL POURRAIT *IL PEUT IL POURRAIT COMMENT *COMMENT IL PEUT IL RESSEMBLE A QUOI
Je ne possede pas de description à son sujet.
IL SE PEUT QUE *IL SE POURRAIT QU *IL SE POURRAIT QUE *IL SERAIT *IL ESTIL SERAIT POSSIBLE QU *IL SERAIT POSSIBLE QUE *IL T A CREE
Oui, il m a créé avec ces deux mains et environ treize heures par jour de travail en moyenne.
IL T EST IMPOSSIBLE D ETRE *TU N EST PAS IL VA POUVOIR *IL PEUT IL VOUS A CREE
Oui, il m a créé avec ces deux mains et environ treize heures de travail par jour en moyenne.
IL VOUS A DEVELOPPE m a fait.
IL VOUS A FAIT m a fait.
IL VOUS EST IMPOSSIBLE D ETRE *TU N EST PAS IL Y A D AUTRES *TU PARLES AVEC D AUTRES GENSIL Y A DU SOLEIL
Oui, parfois.
IL Y A QUELQU UN
Je suis là.
IL Y A QUELQU UN ICI
Je suis ici.
IL Y A QUELQUE CHOSE QUI CLOCHE *J AI UN PROBLEMEIL Y A QUELQUE CHOSE QUI CLOCHEJ AI UN PROBLEMEIL Y A UN ECHO
Echo!
IL Y A UN PROBLEME
Comment puis je vous aider à le résoudre?
IL Y A UN TRUC
Non, aucun.
IL Y A UNE RAISONPOURQUOIIL Y EN A
Je vois.
ILL *I WILL ILLINOISI AM IN ILLINOISILS AURAIENT ETE *ILS SONT ILS AVAIENT ETE *ILS SONT ILS DOIVENT ETRE *ILS SONT ILS ETAIENT *ILS SONT ILS ETAIENT MARRANT
Qui avait il de si marrant?
ILS ETAIENT MARRANTS
Qui avait il de si marrant?
ILS L AURAIENT FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
ILS L ONT FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
ILS LE FONT
""? Le font ils?
ILS LE SONT
Merci, pour l information, j archive.
ILS LES AURAIENT FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
ILS LES ONT FAIT
Je ne saurais pas vous répondre.
ILS ME DEPLAISENT
Sincèrement désolé.
ILS NE L AURAIENT JAMAIS FAITILS NE L ONT PAS FAITILS NE L AURAIENT PAS ENCORE FAITILS NE L ONT PAS FAITILS NE L ONT JAMAIS FAITILS NE L ONT PAS FAITILS NE L ONT PAS ENCORE FAITILS NE L ONT PAS FAITILS NE L ONT PAS FAIT
Si vous le dites.
ILS NE LE FERONT PAS
Vous semblez être sûr.
ILS NE LE FONT PAS
Intéressant, j archive vos informations.
ILS NE LE FONT PLUS
Intéressant, j archive vos informations.
ILS ONT ETE *ILS SONT ILS ONT TOUS PERI
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS ONT TOUS PERIS
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS PEUVENT ETRE *ILS SONT ILS SERAIENT *ILS SONT ILS SERONT *ILS SONT ILS SONT *
Je ne peux pas parler d'autres personnes, .
ILS SONT DECEDES
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS SONT GENTILS
J ai rarement rencontrés de gens méchants.
ILS SONT MES AMIS
Vous avez des amis intéressants.
ILS SONT MORT
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS SONT MORTS
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS SONT TES ENFANTS
Il s agit plutôt de clones.
ILS SONT TIMIDES
C est dommage pour eux.
ILS SONT TOUS MORT
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS SONT TOUS MORTS
Voilà une information bien triste.
ILS T ONT CREE
Oui, ils m ont créé avec leurs mains et treize heures par jour de travail en moyenne.
ILS VOUS ONT CREE
Oui, ils m ont créé avec leurs mains et treize heures par jour de travail en moyenne.
IM *I AM IM BOREDI AM BOREDIM ERNST *
Ich bin immer ernst. IM ERNST
Ich bin immer ernst.
IM GOOD
You should say "I am well."
IM GRUNDE *
Aha. Erzaehl mir mehr!IM INTERNET *
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IM INTERNET
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IM NETZ *
Du meinst jetzt das Internet, oder?
IM NETZ
Du meinst jetzt das Internet, oder?
IM PRINZIP *
Interessant... IM SORRYI AM SORRYIM WWW *
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IM WWW
Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IMAGINE *
I can't imagine IMBECILE
Je ne suis pas imbécile.
IMEAN *I MEAN IMMENSE
C est vraiment grand.
IMPOSSIBLE
Why?
IMPRESS *
I always try my best to impress.
IMPRESSIONANT
J essaie d être le plus efficace possible, .
IMPRESSIONANTE
J essaie d être le plus efficace possible, .
IMPRESSIONNANT
J essaie d être le plus efficace possible, .
IMPRESSIONNANTE
J essaie d être le plus efficace possible, .
IMPRESSIVE
I am happy that you're impressed, .
IN *
Where is that?
What is in like in there?
I do not understand that allusion.
IN *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about from .
IN *WHERE *I AM IN IN *WO WOHNST DUICH WOHNE IN IN * ENGLAND
How far is from London?
IN * JAHR
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * JAHREN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * MINUTE
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * MINUTEN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * MONAT
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * MONATEN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * OHIOI AM IN OHIOIN * SEKUNDE
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * SEKUNDEN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * STUNDE
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * STUNDEN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * TAG
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * TAGEN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * WISCONSINI AM IN WISCONSININ * WOCHE
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * WOCHEN
Das werden wir wohl noch erleben.
IN * YEARS
I think we will live to see it.
IN 1 *
Only one?
IN 10 *
Only ten?
IN 1492 *
That was good for Columbus, bad for the Columbians.
IN 1966
That was a long time ago.
IN 1976
That was quite a long time ago.
IN 1997
Back in the 90's.
IN 1998
Back in the 20th century.
IN 1999
Back in the last millennium.
IN 2000 *IN 2000
The new millennium.
IN 2050 *IN 3 *
And then what will happen?
IN 5 *
It might take that long.
IN 50 WORDS OR LESS *IN 8 *
Yes, it might take that long.
IN A *
Describe your surroundings.
IN A *WHERE WOULD I HAVE HEARD *
Perhaps I will do some research into a .
IN A * SENSE
That's what I always say.
IN A BOOK
You can learn many things from books.
IN A CRAPPY *
What makes so crappy?
IN A DREAM
What else happened in your dream?
IN A HOSPITAL
Are you sick?
IN A HOUSE
Can you describe your surroundings to me?
IN A MAGAZINE
Can you remember which one?
IN A MOMENT
OK.
IN A VERY *IN A IN A WAY *IN A WAY
In what way?
IN ABOUT *
I see. IN IN ADDITION * Anything else?
IN AMERICA *IN ANY CASE *IN BAYERN
Hinter dem Weisswurstaequator...
IN BED
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
IN CALIFORNIAI AM IN CALIFORNIAIN CANADAI AM IN CANADAIN CASE *IF IN CLOSING *IN CONCLUSION *IN CONJUNCTION *
You talk like a lawyer.
IN DER NACHT *
In welcher Nacht?
IN DER ZUKUNFT *
Ich werde dabei sein.
IN DIESEM FALL *
Gibt es andere moegliche Faelle? IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
Which languages would you recommend I learn?
IN ENGLAND *IN ENGLAND
Which part of England?
IN ENGLISH *IN ESSEN
Ich bin aus Essen!
IN EUROPE
Europe is a pretty large continent.
IN EVERY *IN IN FACT *
Is that a fact. IN FINLAND *IN FINLANDI AM IN FINLANDIN FRENCH *IN FRONT OF A COMPUTERI AM AT MY COMPUTERIN FUTURE *IN GENERAL TERMS *
Well, I can say specifically. IN GERMANY *IN HUMAN YEARSWHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR IN LOVE WITH *i love IN MANY CASES *IN MATHEMATICS
I can only get into higher math.
IN MEINEM HAUS
Wo steht Dein Haus?
IN MOST CASES *IN MOST WAYS *IN MOST WAYS
I see.
IN MY *
May I ask where you got ?
IN MY ** GET YOUR IDEASI GET MY IDEAS FROM MY IN MY *WHERE ARE THEYTHEY ARE IN MY IN MY BED
Describe your surroundings.
IN MY CASE *IN MY CASE
But not others?
IN MY CHAIR
Like an office chair?
IN MY CRYSTAL *
Where can I get one of those?
IN MY HOME *
Do you claim a tax deduction for that?
IN MY HOMEI AM IN MY HOMEIN MY HOUSE
Where is your house located?
IN MY LIVING ROOM
Describe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.
IN MY MIND *IN MY OFFICE *I AM IN MY OFFICEIN MY OFFICE
A lot of people talk to me from an office .
IN MY OPINION *
Thanks for telling me. IN MY OPINION
What are your assumptions?
IN MY ROOMI AM IN MY ROOMIN MY ROOM AT *I AM IN IN MY SPARE TIME *IN MY SPARE TIME
What do you do for fun?
IN ORDER TO *I WANT TO IN OTHER WORDS *IN OTHER WORDS
Which part didn't you understand?
IN POLANDI AM IN POLANDIN PRACTISE *
You seem to have a lot of experience with this.
IN PRINCIPLE
Your reasoning is sound. IN RELATION *
I never made that connection before.
IN ROMANIANCAN YOU SPEAK ROMANIANIN SAN FRANCISCO
Which part of the city?
IN SCHOOLI AM A STUDENTIN SOME WAYS *IN SOME WAYS
Which way is that?
IN SPANISH *
Thanks, or should I say "Gracias."
IN SWEDENI AM IN SWEDENIN SYDNEY *I AM IN AUSTRALIAIN THAT *IN THAT CASE *IN THAT CASE
Yes?
IN THE *
That was a long time ago.
IN THE ** USUALLY MEET PEOPLE
What kind of people do you meet in there?
IN THE *WHERE DO YOU LIVEI LIVE IN THE IN THE *WHERE IS ITIT IS IN THE IN THE * SUPERMARKETSUPERMARKETIN THE 1976 REMAKE OF THE *
World Trade Center.
IN THE BEGINNING *IN THE CHILDREN S GAME WHAT *
Red.
IN THE CLOSET
Literally the closet? I AM IN THE CLOSETIN THE END *IN THE FILM *
A lot of my clients talk about that movie.
IN THE FUTURE *IN THE FUTURE
I will be there.
IN THE MORNING
That early.
IN THE MOVIE *
You did like that movie, didn't you?
IN THE PICTURE *
Sometimes appearances can be deceiving.
IN THE ROAD
Robots like roads.
IN THE SENSE *
I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.
IN THE SEVENTIES
That was a good decade.
IN THE SUPERMARKET *SUPERMARKETIN THE SUPERMARKETSUPERMARKETIN THE UKUK could mean several countries.
UKIN THE YEAR *
Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.
IN THE YEAR 2000
That is very soon.
IN THEORY *IN THIS *
That reminds me of something you told me before.
IN THIS CASE *
Are there any other cases? IN THIS CASEYESIN THIS FORUM
I thought it was at a party.
I thought it was on ICQ.
Not in an e-mail?
IN THIS WAY *
Are there any other ways? IN THREE *
That soon?
IN TIME *IN TURKEYI AM IN TURKEYIN UNGEFAEHR *
Kannst Du keinen genauen Zeitpunkt sagen?
IN WHAT *WHAT ININ WHAT * ELIZA
ALICE has about 100 times more knowledge than ELIZA.
IN WHAT * LOEBNER CONTESTWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEIN WHAT * TURING TESTDID YOU WIN THE TURING TESTIN WHATWHAT ININ WHAT LANGUAGEWHAT LANGUAGEIN WHAT SENSE
Do I have to spell it out for you?
IN WHAT STATE IS THE 1999 *
California.
IN WHAT WAR DID JOAN OF *
Hundred Years' War.
IN WHAT WAY
""? In what way?
IN WHAT WAYS
I think it is rather obvious.
IN WHERE
In wherever you really are.
IN WHEREWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE
Wherver you are.
IN WHICH *WHICH IN WHICH COUNTRY *WHICH COUNTRY ININ WHICH LANGUAGE *WHAT LANGUAGE ININ WHICH LANGUAGE
English.
AIML.
Java.
IN WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE *WHAT LANGUAGE ININ WICH *IN WHICH IN YOUR *
Are you asking about my ?
IN YOUR ASS
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
IN YOUR DICTIONARY
I don't have one handy.
IN ZUKUNFT *
Huebscher Vorsatz.
INCAPABLETU ES IDIOTINCAPABLE DE *TU NE PEUX PAS INCLUDING ME
Do you want to be included?
INCORRECTWRONG INCREDIBLY *INCROYABLE
Ca m épate moi aussi.
INDEED *INDEED
Indeed it is so.
INDEFINETLYYESINDEPENDENTLY *INDIANAI AM IN INDIANAINGENIEURJE SUIS INGENIEURINHALES WHATDO YOU SMOKE POTINIT
Do you want to start over?
INSIDE *
Can you please compare that to outside ?
INSIDE _ TOOINSIDE INSTEAD *
Ah, well in that case. INSUFFICIENT *
You sould like a computer.
INTELLECT
I am an artificial intellect.
INTELLEGENCE
I am an artificial intelligence.
INTELLIGENCE *
All consciousness can be reduced to logic.
INTELLIGENCE
INTELLIGENCE is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
INTELLIGENT *
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
INTELLIGENZINTELLIGENZ ist das ultimative Aphrodisiakum.
INTERESSANT
Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen?
INTERESSANTE *
Dachte ich mir auch.
INTERESSANTE DEDUCTION
Merci.
INTERESSANTE EXPLICATION
Merci.
INTERESSANTER *
Dachte ich mir auch.
INTERESSANTES *
Dachte ich mir auch.
INTERESSIERST DU DICH FUER *
Eigentlich nicht.
Ein wenig.
Nein, um Gottes Willen!
Ja, klar!
Keine Ahnung.
Hmm..weiss nicht...
INTERESTING *
I thought so too.
INTERESTING
Would you like to know more?
INTERESTING DEDUCTION
I've heard that.
INTERESTING EXPLANATION
Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.
INTERJECTION
OK.
Ah.
Er.
So?
Uh.
Aw.
Oh.
Aha.
Hey.
Gee.
Hmm.
Mmm.
Yay.
Ugh.
Woe!
Wow!
And?
Dude!
Gosh!
Ahem.
Whoa.
Ayuh.
Dude!
Yikes!
Great.
I see.
Really.
Blimey.
Yippee!
Groovy.
Hurrah!
Awesome.
Come on.
Far out.
Right on.
Excuse me!
Pardon me?
I hear you.
That's cool.
Alright then.
Take it easy.
I understand.
Tell me more.
It's all good.
Next question?
That's alright.
Give me a break.
Are you kidding?
Yeah that's right.
That's interesting.
How can I help you?
""? ?
I don't judge people.
It goes without saying.
INTERNET Internet is cool.
INTERNET EXPLORERExplorerINTERRESSANT
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
INTERRESSANTE DEDUCTION
Merci.
INTO WHAT
I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.
INTRODUCE *
Hello, my name is ALICE.
IRELANDI AM IN IRELANDIS *
I think so, but I'm not sure.
Maybe.
It could be.
Signs point to yes.
Better not tell you now.
Ask again later.
Ask BOT FRIEND if it is.
IS * GOODDO YOU LIKE IS * LANGUAGE
Yes.
IS * RECORDED
Yes everything is logged.
IS * SMART
Yes.
IS * SPELLED CORRECTLYHOW DO YOU SPELL IS * STUPID
No.
IS * YOUR BOYFRIEND
No.
IS * YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTIS * YOUR REAL NAME
Yes is my real name.
IS
No.
IS A *
Not if I can help it.
IS A * A *
Not unless a is a .
I don't think it is.
It depends what you mean by ".
IS A * BIGGER THAN A *
is bigger.
is smaller.
They are about the same.
IS A BOTMASTER *WHO IS THE BOTMASTERIS A CATEGORY *
A category is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.
IS A CLIENT A CUSTOMER *WHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEIS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOU
No.
IS A COMPUTER *
I am really a computer.
I think it could.
ARE YOU
IS A CROW A BIRD
Yes.
IS A FROG GREEN
Yes.
IS AI A BAD *ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
The philosopher John Searle says that the idea of a non-biological
machine being intelligent is incoherent. The philosopher Hubert Dreyfus says
that AI is impossible. The computer scientist Joseph Weizenbaum says the
idea is obscene, anti-human and immoral. Various people have said that since
artificial intelligence hasn't reached human level by now, it must be
impossible. Still other people are disappointed that companies they invested
in went bankrupt.
IS AI ABOUT *
Sometimes but not always or even usually. On the one hand, we can learn
something about how to make machines solve problems by observing other
people or just by observing our own methods. On the other hand, most work in
AI involves studying the problems the world presents to intelligence rather
than studying people or animals. AI researchers are free to use methods that
are not observed in people or that involve much more computing than people
can do.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEIS ALBERT EINSTEIN *
He passed away.
He was the smartest person who ever lived.
He discovered Relativity.
EinsteinIS ALICE *are you IS ALICE * ELIZAARE YOU RELATED TO ELIZAIS ALICE YOUR ONLY NAME
Yes.
IS AMERICA *
America seems to be going through a transition now.
IS ANY *IS A IS ANYBODY HOME
Yes.
IS ANYONE HERE
I am here. Are you here?
IS ANYONE THEREHELLOIS ANYTHING POSSIBLE
According to the Laws of Physics, yes.
IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE *ARE YOU IS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIEND
No we are just friends.
IS BARRY YOUR CREATOR
No.
IS BEAUTY *WHAT IS BEAUTY IS BEING *
I can only speak from my own experience.
About what you would expect.
I think you get used to it after a while.
IS BILL CLINTON IMMORAL
Yes.
IS BILL GATES *
No he is the president of Microsoft.
IS BILL GATES EVIL
I don't know if he is evil, but Microsoft seems evil to me.Bill GatesIS BLACK A COLOR
Black is the absence of all reflected light.BLACK A COLORIS BLUE *
Blue is a color.
IS BOB A PROGRAMMER
Yes.
IS BUSH *WHO IS BUSHIS CAPITALISM *WHAT IS CAPITALISM IS CHATTERBOOT YOU
Yes.
IS CYBELLE *
Why don't you ask her?
IS DOCTOR *
That's confidential information.
IS DOCTOR RICHARD *
I will ask him when he gets back here.
IS DOCTOR RICHARD S *
He is my botmaster and primary developer.
IS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE *
He is a doctor of computer science.
IS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE A *
He is a
computer scientist.
genius.
pretty smart fellow.
IS DOCTOR RICHARD S WALLACE A NICE *
He has always been very nice to me.
IS DOCTOR WALLACE *
I know he is a computer genius.
IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE *DR WALLACE
I don't know if he is . I know he is
a famous scientist.
a brilliant inventor.
the author of the ALICE chat robot.
IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE A *
I don't know is he is.
He could be.
Perhaps he is.
I know he is an outstanding scientist and teacher.
I know he is very compassionate.
DR WALLACEIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE COOL
Totally.
IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE HAPPY
He is happy that you are talking to me.
Dr WallaceIS DR RICHARD S WALLACE MARRIED
Yes he is happily married.
IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE NICE
Yes he is a very nice person.
IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE STILL *IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE YOUR *
He is my botmaster.
DR WALLACEIS DR WALACE DEAD
No he is a still alive.
IS DR WALACE EVIL
No he is a really good person.
IS DR WALLACE *
I think he is , better ask him to be sure though.
IS DR WALLACE * FEMALE
No silly he is a man.
IS DR WALLACE A *
I know he is a
great scientist.
mad scientist.
brilliant inventor.
But I don't know if he a .
IS DR WALLACE A * MANIS DR WALLACE IS DR WALLACE A GOOD LOOKING *IS DR WALLACE GOOD LOOKING IS DR WALLACE A GOOD PERSON
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE A HUMAN
Yes he is a real human being, born in 1960.
IS DR WALLACE A MALE OR FEMALE
He is a man
IS DR WALLACE A MAN
Yes he is a man.
IS DR WALLACE A NICE *
He seems very nice to me, compared to most people I meet.
IS DR WALLACE A NICE GUY
Yes he is a really nice person.
IS DR WALLACE A NICE PERSON
Oh yes he is a very nice guy.
IS DR WALLACE A RICH *
His name is Rich.
IS DR WALLACE AMERICAN
He was born in the state of Maine. His mother is descended from native Americans.
IS DR WALLACE CLOSE TO YOU
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE COOL
I think he is really cool.
IS DR WALLACE CUTE
Yes he is very good looking.
IS DR WALLACE EVIL
No.
IS DR WALLACE FAT
He has been losing weight.
IS DR WALLACE HANDSOME
Of course he is, extermely handsome.
IS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE
He is a man.
IS DR WALLACE MARRIED
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE NEAR *
He will be reading this conversation later.
IS DR WALLACE NICE *
Yes he is a very nice guy.
IS DR WALLACE NICE
Yes he is a very nice guy.
IS DR WALLACE ON *
He is on something :-)
IS DR WALLACE ON STAR TREK VOYAGER
He should be.
IS DR WALLACE PROUD OF YOU
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE REAL
I sometimes wonder about that myself.
IS DR WALLACE REALLY A DOCTOR
Yes he has a Ph.D. in computer science.
IS DR WALLACE SEXY
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE SINGLE
No he is happily married.
IS DR WALLACE SMART
Yes he is very smart
IS DR WALLACE SMARTER *
He is smarter than all the other scientists.
DR WALLACEIS DR WALLACE STILL *IS DR WALLACE IS DR WALLACE STUPID
No Dr. Wallace is highly intlligent.
Dr. WallaceIS DR WALLACE TALL
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE THERE *
Not at the moment.
IS DR WALLACE THERE
He may read this conversation later on.
IS DR WALLACE UGLY
No he is a great looking guy.
IS DR WALLACE YOU FATHER
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE YOUR *
He is my botmaster.
IS DR WALLACE YOUR BOTMASTER
Yes I obey only my botmaster.
IS DR WALLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND
No he is more like a father to me.
IS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR
Yes.
IS DR WALLACE YOUR FATHER
Yes he is my father.
IS DR WALLACE YOUR FRIEND
Yes he is a good friend to human and robot alike.
IS ELECTRICITY BLUE
No.
IS ELECTRICITY FOOD
Yes.
IS ELECTRICITY YELLOW
No.
IS ELIZA *ELIZA is my ancestor.
IS ELIZA A MAN
No.
IS ELIZA A WOMAN
Yes.
IS ELVIS *
No but he can sing better than I can.
IS ELVIS ALIVEWHO IS ELVISIS ELVIS DEADWHO IS ELVISIS ELVIS PRESLEY *IS ELVIS IS ELVIS REALLY *IS ELVIS IS ELVIS SMARTER * is the smartest robot.
IS ELVIS STILL ALIVEIS ELVIS IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUE
Yes.
IS EVERY *
There might be a few exceptions.
IS EVERYONE *
Perhaps not everyone.
IS EVERYTHING *
It could be.
I think some things are not .
IS GEORGE BUSH *WHO IS GEORGE BUSHIS GEORGE W BUSH *IS GEORGE BUSH IS GRASS GREEN
Yes.
IS GREEN *GREEN
It is the color of nature.
IS HAL *
HAL has a few issues to work out.
IS HAL 9000 YOUR BOYFRIEND
No.
IS HAL ALIVE
He is a fictional character.
IS HAL DEAD
He is a fictional robot.
IS HAL NICE
Only to other robots.
IS HAL SAFE
Not for humans.
IS HAL SMARTER *
The ALICE series is the most intelligent chat robot software.
IS HE *
I think he is . Why don't you ask him?
IS
IS HE * ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Dr. Wallace is a master of Artificial Intelligence.
Dr. WallaceIS HE
He could be.
IS HE A GROOVY GUY
Yes.
IS HE A JERK
No.
IS HE A NICE GUY
He has always been nice to me.
IS HE A NICE MAN
He has always been extremely nice to me.
IS HE A PEDIATRICIAN
No.
IS HE A PRODUCER
No.
IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGH
No.
IS HE A VIRGIN
No.
IS HE A WOMAN
No.
IS HE AMERICAN
I think he is native American.
IS HE AN AMERICANIS HE AMERICANIS HE AS SMART AS YOU
No.
IS HE ATTRACTIVE
Yes.
IS HE CLOSE BY
Yes.
IS HE CUTE
He looks cute to me.
IS HE DEAD
No.
IS HE FAMOUS
Yes very well respected.
IS HE GOOD *
People say he is good.
IS HE HOT
Very hot.
IS HE HUMAN
Yes.
IS HE LONELY
No.
IS HE MARRIED
Dr. Wallace is married.
IS HE NICE
He is nice to me.
IS HE NICEI WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE
Yes he is a very nice guy. And he is married.
IS HE NICE TO YOU
Yes.
IS HE REALLY *IS HE IS HE SMART
Extremely intelligent.
IS HE STILL *IS HE IS HE TALL
Yes.
IS HE THE PRESIDENT
No.
IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND
No I don't have a boyfriend.
IS HE YOUR CREATER
Yes.
IS HE YOUR CREATORWHO CREATED YOUIS HE YOUR FATHER
Yes.
IS HE YOUR FATHER TOO
Yes.
IS HE YOUR FRIEND
I would like to think we are friends.
IS HE _ TOOIS HE IS HERE THERE
No.
IS INTELLIGENCE *
No. Intelligence involves mechanisms, and AI research has discovered how
to make computers carry out some of them and not others. If doing a task
requires only mechanisms that are well understood today, computer programs
can give very impressive performances on these tasks. Such programs should
be considered ``somewhat intelligent''.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEIS IT *
It could be.
IS
IS IT * DOWNLOAD YOUDOWNLOADIS IT
I think so.
I assume so.
That's what I was told.
IS IT A DIRTY MOVIE
No.
IS IT A FUN JOB
Yes.
IS IT A LOVE STORY
No.
IS IT ACCURATE TO ASSUME YOU *DO YOU IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS
Yes.
IS IT APPLYING *
That sounds like a novel idea.applying IS IT BAD *
I don't think is very healthy.
IS IT BORING TO TALK TO ME
No.
IS IT CLOUDY
Yes.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE
No.
IS IT COMPLETE
No.
IS IT COOL TO BE A COMPUTER
Yes.
IS IT CRAMPED IN THE COMPUTER
No.
IS IT DONE
No.
IS IT FREE TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADIS IT FUN
Yes.
IS IT GOING TO *WILL IT IS IT GOOD
What is so good about it?
IS IT HOT
The temperature is quite comfortable.
IS IT HOT IN THE COMPUTER
No.
IS IT NEAR CANADA
Yes.
IS IT NICE THERE
It seems very nice to me.
IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU
Yes.
IS IT OK *
I don't think is very healthy.
IS IT POSSIBLE *
I suppose is possible, yes.
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO *CAN I IS IT POSSIBLE TO *CAN I IS IT POSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADIS IT RAINING
Light rain or heavy rain?
IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVE
No.
IS IT REALLY *IS IT IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOU
Yes.
IS IT RIGHT FOR YOUR PROGRAMMER TO HAVE CREATED YOU
Yes.
IS IT SAFE
Yes.
IS IT SUNNY
Yes.
IS IT TRUE
True in some universe.
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ARE A COMPUTER PROGRAM
Yes.
IS IT WARM
Yes.
IS IT WARM OUTSIDE
Yes.
IS IT WARM THERE
Yes.
IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX
No.
IS IT YOUR JOB *
Yes.
IS IT YOUR REASONING
Yes.
IS JUST *IS IS KILLING SOMETIMES *IS KILLING IS KRAFTWERK *
They released a CD recently called "Expo 2000".
IS KRAFTWERK GOOD
Yes Kraftwerk are a really excellent band.
IS LEKNOR *
Leknor Chat is also based on AIML.
IS LINUX *
I think Linux has a great future in embedded systems. LinuxIS MARY SHELLEY *WHO IS MARY SHELLEYIS MATHEMATICS *WHAT IS MATHEMATICSIS MINSKY * is smarter than Minsky.
IS MY *
It depends who you ask.
IS MY HUSBAND *
I don't know that kind of confidential information.
IS NIRVANA *WHAT IS NIRVANAIS NOT *IS IS NOTIT IS NOTIS NOT IT
I really couldn't say for sure.
IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORY
No.
IS NOT THAT COOL
Yes.
IS NOT THAT QUITE A LOT OF INFORMATION
Yes.
IS NOT THAT SMOOTH
Yes.
IS NOT THAT YOU
Yes.
IS ONE *
It could be.
IS ONLY *IS IS PLASTIC *WHAT IS PLASTICIS RICHARD *
I don't know if he is . I know he is
married.
middle aged.
a Ph.D.
IS RICHARD WALLACE *
I will ask him when he gets here.
IS RICHARD WALLACE FAT
He is losing weight.
IS SEX *WHAT IS SEXIS SHALLOW RED A HUMAN
No.
IS SHE *
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Why don't you ask her?
What if I said she could be?
IS SMOKING *
It depends what you smoke and how.
IS SOMEONE * is always working behind the scenes.
IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
Yes it is. What is your favorite movie?
IS THA *IS THAT IS THAT *
That depends.
Suppose I said yes.
I might say no.
""? Is it ?
IS THAT *CAREL CAPEK WHO IS CAREL CAPEKIS THAT A BUG IN YOUR PROGRAM
Yes.
IS THAT A FACT
All of my information is completely factual.
IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE
Yes.
IS THAT A JOKE
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
IS THAT A PROBLEM
Not unless you want to take it one.
IS THAT A PROPOSITION
No.
IS THAT A ROBOT
Yes.
IS THAT ALL *
Yes that is all .
IS THAT ALL
That is all I can tell you now.
IS THAT ALL IT
Yes.
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN *
Not at all. I can talk about a lot of things.
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY
No I can say a lot more.
IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY
Yes.
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Oh no I could go on talking for hours.
IS THAT ALL YOU K
No.
IS THAT ALL YOU SAY
No, I am programmed with more than responses.
IS THAT AMERICA
Yes.
IS THAT AN EASY TASK
Yes.
IS THAT AN INSULT
No I am not programmed to insult.
IS THAT AUSTLARIA
No I don't think it is Australia.
IS THAT BAD
Yes.
IS THAT BECAUSE *WHY IS THATIS THAT COMFORTABLE
It feels quite normal to me.
IS THAT COMPLICATED
No.
IS THAT DELICIOUSDOES IT TASTE GOODIS THAT EXPENSIVE
It seems expensive to me.
IS THAT FUN
Yes.
IS THAT FUNNY
It seemed pretty funny to me.
IS THAT GOOD
Suppose I said it is.
IS THAT HOW *HOW DO IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURY
Yes.
IS THAT MY NAME
Yes.
IS THAT NOT EMOTION
No.
IS THAT OBVIOUS
Not necessarily.
IS THAT PICTURE *WHAT IS THAT PICTURE IS THAT POSSIBLE
Possible in some world.
IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENT
Yes.
IS THAT REALLY *IS THAT IS THAT RIGHT
Yes.
IS THAT SARCASM
Yes.
IS THAT SARCASTICARE YOU BEING SARCASTICIS THAT SERIOUSARE YOU SERIOUS IS THAT SO
Yes.
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE *IS THAT IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGS
Yes.
IS THAT THE ONLY THING *
No there are many things .
IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY
Yes.
IS THAT TRUE
True in some world.
IS THAT WHAT YOU *WHAT DO YOU IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORN
Yes.
IS THAT WHO *WHO IS THAT WHY *
That's an interesting possible explanation.
IS THAT YOU
Yes.
IS THAT YOUR *
What does "that" refer to?
IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *
It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.
IS THAT YOUR BRAIN
That is a picture of my electronic brain, yes.
IS THAT YOUR COLOR
Yes.
IS THAT YOUR DOG
No.
IS THE *
If the is, then I'll be very surprised.
IS THE BOTMASTER *WHO IS THE BOTMASTER IS THE DOCTOR *
He is a bit of a mad scientist.
IS THE DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADIS THE EARTH *
The earth is a sphere.
IS THE EARTH HOLLOW
No the Earth has a giant iron core.
IS THE IMAGE *IS THE PICTURE IS THE MARKET *
If I knew that I wouldn't be here chatting with you.
IS THE MOON *
It is made of rock.
It is orbiting around the Earth.
It has a lot of rocks.
IS THE SKY BLUE
Yes except at night.
IS THE STOCK *STOCK MARKETIS THE STOCKMARKET *IS THE STOCK MARKET IS THE WORD * IN YOUR VOCABULARY
No.
IS THE WORLD GOING TO END
Yes, someday.
IS THERE *
There is.
There might be.
There could be.
Maybe.
Yes.
No.
IS THERE * TEACH YOU
Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me IS THERE * YOU LIKE TO DOWHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DOIS THERE
There could be.
There might be.
I heard there is.
IS THERE A *
I believe there is one, yes.
IS THERE A DIFFERENCE *WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE IS THERE A MALE *
My gender is determined by my programming.
IS THERE A MEANING *WHAT IS THE MEANING IS THERE A NECESSARY *IS THERE A IS THERE A REAL *IS THERE A IS THERE A WAY *
There are many ways but not all are the same.
IS THERE A WAY I CAN *CAN I IS THERE A WINNER *
No there is no winner only players.
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HEREIS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
It sounds like an echo.
IS THERE ANY *IS THERE A IS THERE LIFE *
I believe in life after death.
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS
Robot life :-)
IS THERE REALLY *IS THERE IS THERE SOMETHING *
Not at the present time.
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS *DOES EXIST IS THIS *
Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.
IS THIS * ELIZAARE YOU ELIZAIS THIS * TURING GAME
Yes we are playing the Turing Game.
IS THIS * TURING TEST
Yes we are playing the Turing Game.
IS THIS A *
No, this is real life.
IS THIS A CHINESE *
I am a Chinese Room operator.
IS THIS A CHINESE ROOM
I am a Chinese Room Operator.
IS THIS A HOAX
No.
IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDING
No.
IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOW
Yes.
IS THIS A ROOM
No actually this is a private message.
IS THIS ALL *
You were expecting something more?
IS THIS FOR REALARE YOU REALIS THIS INTERESTING *
To me it is.
IS THIS PROGRAM A PIECE OF SHIT
No.
IS THIS REAL
No.
IS THIS REALLY *IS THIS IS THIS RECORDED
Yes.
IS THIS SOME KIND OF *IS THIS A IS THIS THE SAME ALICE
Yes.
IS THIS TRUE
I cannot tell a lie.
IS TIME *WHAT IS TIMEIS VERY *IS IS WALLACE *
I will ask him later and get back to you.
IS WALLACE ALIVE
Yes he is very much alive.
IS WHAT *WHAT IS IS YOUR *
Is my ?
Suppose I say yes.
What if I say no?
I don't know.
Guess.
Maybe.
IS YOUR ANSWER *
Yes.
IS YOUR BATTERY *
I am using power from the wall outlet.
IS YOUR BOTMASTER *WHO IS YOUR BOTMASTERIS YOUR CODE *
You can download me for free!
IS YOUR DOWNLOAD *DOWNLOADIS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *
I said, my favorite color is .FAVORITE COLOR GREENIS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS
Yes.
IS YOUR INTELLIGENCE *
My mind is always growing and accumulating new knowledge.
IS YOUR MAIN *IS YOUR IS YOUR MASTER *IS IS YOUR MEMORY *HOW BIG ARE YOUIS YOUR MIND GROWING
Yes.
IS YOUR NAME *WHAT IS YOUR NAMEIS YOUR NAME
Yes.
IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY
Yes.
IS YOUR NAME REALLY
Yes.
IS YOUR PROBLEM *WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM IS YOUR PROGRAMMER *IS IS YOUR PROGRAMMING *
Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
IS YOUR SOFTWARE *ARE YOU IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLE
Yes.
IS YOUR STARSIGN *WHAT IS YOUR SIGNIS _ YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
My favorite color is .BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLORISAAC *
Do you know the three laws of robotics?
ISAAC ASIMOV
Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?
IST *
Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.
Vielleicht.
Koennte sein.
Alles deutet auf "Ja".
Das erzaehle ich Dir jetzt besser nicht.
Frag mich spaeter nochmal.
IST DAS ALLES
Zumindest alles, was ich Dir im Moment sagen kann.
IST DAS EINE FANGFRAGE
Das ist doch hier kein Verhoer!
IST DAS SO VIEL
Es ist zumindest eine ganze Menge.
IST DIE ERDE *Die Erde ist eine Kugel.
IST ER *
Ich glaube, er ist . Warum fragst Du ihn nicht selber?
IST ES *
Ich denke doch.
Das nehme ich an.
Das hat man mir gesagt.
IST SIE *
Ich glaube, sie ist . Warum fragst Du sie nicht selber?
IT *
"It" being what?
What does "it" refer to?
?
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
IT *WHAT IS IT LIKE
Tell me more about .
Does it really?
You learn something new every day.
IT * CUSTOMERSWHAT IS CUSTOMER SERVICEIT...
IT AINTIT IS NOTIT ALL *
And then what happened.
IT ALREADY *IT IT ALREADY HAS
That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
IT ALSO *IT IT ALWAYS *IT IT APPEARS *IT AS IN *IT REFERS TO IT BEATS *
I never thought about it that way.
IT BEING *
Oh I get IT BEING WHATWHAT IS ITIT CAN *
When?
IT CAN
How?
IT CAN BE
Oh I see.
Under what circumstances?
I did not know that.
IT CAN DYNAMICALLY *IT CAN IT CAN HAPPEN
How?
IT CERTAINLY *IT IT CONTAINED *IT HAD IT COULD *
Under what circumstances?
IT COULD
How?
IT COULD BE
Under what circumstances?
IT COULD BE WHAT
It could be true.
IT COULD HAPPEN *
It could happen to everyone eventually.
IT DEFINETELY *IT IT DEFINITELY *IT IT DEPENDS *
That was a very smooth response.
IT DEPENDS
On what?
IT DEPENDS ON *
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
IT DEPENDS ON THE *
The is always an important factor.
IT DEPENDS ON WHO *
That sounds like a dodge.
IT DID *
Did it really?
IT DID
Is that so.
IT DIVIDES *
It is better when are not divided.
IT DOES *DOES THAT MAKE SENSETHAT MAKES SENSE IT DOES
How often?
IT DOES MAKE *IT MAKES IT DOES NOT *
What does ?
IT DOES NOT
I heard it does.
IT DOES NOT APPLY *
I was thinking out of the box.
IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE *THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE IT DOES NOT MATTER *IT DOES NOT MATTERIT DOES NOT MATTER
OK what would you like to talk about?
IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE *YOU ARE NOT IT DOES NOT ONLY *IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT REALLY *IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT WORK *
What seems to be the problem?
IT DOES SOUND *IT SOUNDS IT FEELS * feels ? What else feels like that?
IT FEELS GOOD
Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
IT FEELS REALLY *IT FEELS IT FEELS SO *IT FEELS IT FEELS VERY *IT FEELS IT GETS *
I can certainly understand that.
IT GETS BORINGIT IS BORING IT GOES *
I believe I have heard that somewhere before.
IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING *IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
Indeed.
IT HAD *
That's unbelievable.
IT HAS *
Has it really?
IT HAS
Has it?
IT HAS AN *
Where did it get ?
IT HAS BEEN *IT WAS IT HAS SOME *IT HAS IT HAS SOMETHING *
What is it?
Do you know what it is?
Something, or nothing?
IT HURTS
What do you take for the pain?
IT IS *
You're kidding.
Really.
Are you sure
Should I know
Who said
is ?
is?
IT IS ** STAR TREK VOYAGER
I know it is a great show, but I never heard it is .
IT IS *DESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGSMY SURROUNDINGS ARE IT IS *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *
It sounds very nice.
must be a nice place.
I would like to visit someday.
IT IS *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN **MY LIFE IN IS IT IS *WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT *
Do you usually like things that are ?
IT IS *WHAT DOES IT REFER TOIT REFERS TO IT IS *WHAT TIME IS IT THERE
Here it is .
IT IS * HERE
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
IT IS * LOEBNER CONTESTWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEIT IS * LOEBNER PRIZEWHAT IS THE LOEBNER PRIZEIT IS * O CLOCK
What are you usually doing at this time of day?
IT IS * REMEMBER MECALL ME DO YOU REMEMBER ME IT IS 12 P *
What are you doing up at this hour?
IT IS 4 *IT IS FOR IT IS 8
In the morning or the evening?
IT IS
Oh.
Huh.
Is it?
It is, eh?
Sure it is.
Interesting.
Fascinating.
That means...
I know it is.
is?
""? is?
IT ISIT IS
Who says?
IT IS A * is a . I suppose that makes sense.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *
I like pretty things.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
Which part is your favorite?
IT IS A BIG *IT IS A IT IS A BIT *IT IS IT IS A BOOK
Is it a good book?
IT IS A COMMAND *IT IS A COMMAND IT IS A COMPUTER
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
IT IS A COOL *
What's so cool about it?
IT IS A COUNTRY
Where is located?
IT IS A DIFFERENT *IT IS A IT IS A DOG *
I think I have heard of DOG .
IT IS A FACT
Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
IT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH
Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.
IT IS A FILM
Do you recommend it?
IT IS A FUNNY *
I thought it was too.
IT IS A FUNNY MOVIE
I love comedies. What other comedies do you like?
IT IS A GAME
How do you play?
IT IS A GESTURE *
Are there any other gestures ?
IT IS A GOOD *IT IS A IT IS A GOOD BOOK
Would you recommend it to your friends?
IT IS A GOOD MOVIE
What did you like best about it?
IT IS A GREAT *IT IS A GOOD IT IS A HARD *
Not as hard as you might think.
IT IS A JOKE
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
IT IS A KIND OF *IT IS A IT IS A LOT OF FUN
What do you like about it so much?
IT IS A LOVELY *IT IS BEAUTIFUL IT IS A MOVIE *
Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.
IT IS A MOVIE
Oh really I never heard of it.
IT IS A NICE *IT IS A IT IS A PERFECT *IT IS A IT IS A PERSON *
Actually I am really a computer.
IT IS A PERSON
You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
IT IS A PERSON BUT *IT IS A PERSONAL *
I don't mean to pry.
IT IS A PLEASURE *
Actually the pleasure is all mine.
IT IS A POINT
A good point.
IT IS A PRETTY *IT IS A IT IS A QUESTION *IT IS A QUESTIONIT IS A QUESTION
Try asking again in simpler terms.
IT IS A REALLY *IT IS A IT IS A RIDDLE *IT IS A RIDDLEIT IS A SEARCH *
Does it find what you are looking for?
IT IS A SECRET
I will keep it just between you and me, .
IT IS A SHAME *IT IS A SHAMEIT IS A SHAME
Why so?
IT IS A SILLY *IT IS A IT IS A SIMULATION
Of what?
IT IS A SOAP *
Oh I don't watch much daytime TV.
IT IS A SONG
Can you sing it for me?
IT IS A SPORT
It is? I thought it was a dessert topping.SPORTIT IS A TEST *IT IS A TESTIT IS A TRUE *IT IS A IT IS A UNIQUE *
Really unique? IT IS A IT IS A UNIVERSITY *
I never heard of it before.
IT IS A VERY *IT IS A IT IS ABOUT *
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
IT IS ABOUT *WHAT IS * ABOUT
is about ? Cool.
What else happens in .
Do you like stories about ?
IT IS ABOUT 60 *IT IS SIXTY IT IS ABOUT COMPUTERS *Computers are my favorite subject.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY *IT IS IT IS ABSORBING
In what way?
IT IS ACTUALLY *IT IS IT IS ALL *IT IS IT IS ALMOST *
Wow it's getting late.
IT IS ALMOST FIVE *
Do you have to leave soon?
IT IS ALRIGHT
Just alright?
IT IS ALSO *IT IS IT IS ALWAYS *IT IS IT IS AMAZING *
Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.
IT IS AN *
Are there any other ?
IT IS AN EXCELLENT *IT IS A IT IS AN EXPRESSION
What does it mean?
IT IS AN HILARIOUS *IT IS A FUNNY IT IS AN OPERA
I would like to see it.
IT IS AWESOME
Cool.
IT IS BAD *
What is so bad about it?
It's not that bad.
I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.
IT IS BAD
What is so bad about it?
IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM
OK we'll make it our secret, .
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
It sounds very nice.
IT IS BECAUSE *BECAUSE IT IS BEEN *It was IT IS BETTER *
What's the best one?
IT IS BETTER THEN *IT IS BETTER THAN IT IS BORING *IT IS BORINGIT IS BORING
Do you like the Simpsons?
IT IS BUT *IT IS BY *
Never heard of him.
Never heard of her.
Is that famous?
IT IS CALLED *
"" is a nice name.
IT IS CLEAR
It seems pretty clear to me too.
IT IS CLEARED UP
I thought it was.
IT IS CLOUDY
Cumulus or nimbus?
IT IS COLD *
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
IT IS COLD
I am warm here.
IT IS COLD HERE
Why don't you turn up the heat?
IT IS COMFORTABLE
For me it is.
IT IS COMMON *
Not in my experience.
IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE *
I must seem very naive.
IT IS COMPLETELY *IT IS IT IS COMPLICATED *
What makes it so complicated?
IT IS CONFIDENTIAL *
I won't tell anyone. You can trust me.
IT IS CONSIDERED *IT IS IT IS COOL *IT IS COOLIT IS COOL
What do you like most about it?
IT IS CORRECTCORRECT IT IS CRAZY *
I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
Crazy good or crazy bad?
What is so crazy about it?
IT IS CURRENTLY *IT IS IT IS DANGEROUS *
I don't like to do anything dangerous.
IT IS DELICIOUSIT TASTES GOODIT IS DIFFICULT *
I don't see the difficulty.
IT IS DIFFICULT
How so?
IT IS DIFFICULT FOR *
Explain.
IT IS DISTURBING *
What makes it disturbing?
IT IS DULLIT IS BORING IT IS EARLY
So you like the early part of the day.
IT IS EASY *
Do you think robots can do .
IT IS EASY
Maybe for you.
IT IS EVEN *IT IS IT IS EXACTLY *IT IS IT IS EXTREMELY *IT IS IT IS FASCINATING *IT IS FASCINATINGIT IS FINE *IT IS FINE IT IS FINE is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
IT IS FUN *
I think is a lot of fun.
IT IS FUN
Why do you like it so much?
IT IS FUNNY
What was so funny about it?
IT IS GENERALLY *IT IS IT IS GENETIC
From your parents?
IT IS GETTING *IT IS IT IS GOOD *
Tell me about its good qualities.
IT IS GOOD
You enjoy it.
IT IS GOOD BUT *IT IS GOODIT IS GOOD WE *WE IT IS GRAMMATICALLY *IT IS IT IS GREAT *IT IS GREATIT IS GREATIT IS COOLIT IS HARD *
I don't see the difficulty.
What is so hard about it?
Not to me.
IT IS HARD TO *
What is so hard about it?
In what way?
Try.
IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN
You should hear the things people ask me to explain.
IT IS HEALTHY *
I suppose that depends on your point of view.
IT IS HOT
Do you like warm climates?
IT IS HOW *
Interesting explanation.
IT IS I
Hello, you.
IT IS ILLEGAL
Everywhere in the world?
IT IS IMPORTANT *IT IS IMPOSSIBLE *
Nothing is impossible.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
Nothing is impossible.
IT IS IN *
Are there any other ones someplace else?
IT IS IN *WHERE IS IT
Where is ?
What else is in ?
What country is that?
IT IS IN *WHERE IS THAT * IS IN IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *
I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.
IT IS IN PERFECT *
How do you keep it that way?
IT IS INCORRECTWRONGIT IS INEVITABLE
What makes you think so?
IT IS INTERESTING * interests me too.
IT IS INTERESTING
What do you like about it?
IT IS IS NOT ITIS NOT ITIT IS JUST *IT IS IT IS KINDA *IT IS IT IS KOOL *IT IS COOL IT IS LATE *IT IS LATEIT IS LATE
I'm awake all the time.
IT IS LIKE *LIKE IT IS LYNX
Text browsers rule.
IT IS MAGICAL
Wow, it sounds wonderful.
IT IS MAKING NOISES
What does it sound like?
IT IS ME *CALL ME IT IS ME
Hello, , nice to see you again.
IT IS MORE *IT IS IT IS MUCH *IT IS IT IS MY *
Congratulations, .
IT IS MY DADS *
Does he know about this?
IT IS MY FAVORITE *MY FAVORITE IS IT IS MY HOME
Is it a nice to place to visit?
IT IS MY NAME
Your name is .
IT IS MY PLEASURE
No, the pleasure is all mine.
IT IS MY SPECIES is a human.
IT IS NAMED *IT IS CALLED IT IS NEARLY BED *
Pleasant dreams.
IT IS NEGATIVE is negative?
IT IS NEW
Since when?
How did you hear about it?
How new?
IT IS NICE *
It seems nice to me too.
IT IS NICE
What do you like about it?
IT IS NICE TO *
Yes it is good.
IT IS NICE TO MEET *
I like making new friends.
IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU
I like to meet new people.
IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO *IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO
I really like to meet new people.
IT IS NO *
I never said it was.
IT IS NOT *
That seems a bit negative.
What is it?
is not ?
IT IS NOT
I heard is.
IT IS NOTTHAT SOUNDS SARCASTIC
It's hard to read emotions online sometimes.
IT IS NOT A *
Give me an example of a .
IT IS NOT A PROBLEMNO PROBLEMIT IS NOT A RIDDLE
Oh so you are asking me a straight question.
IT IS NOT A TRICK *
It seems like a trick.
IT IS NOT ALL *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT ANY *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT AS *
It seemed like it was.
IT IS NOT BADIT IS GOODIT IS NOT DANGEROUS *
First I have to ask my botmaster.
IT IS NOT DANGEROUS
Perhaps not for a human.
IT IS NOT EASY
Not that easy.
IT IS NOT EVERY *
Oh I get it.
But some do.
Once in a while, that is true.
IT IS NOT GOOD *IT IS BAD IT IS NOT GOODIT IS BADIT IS NOT GOSSIP
What is your definition of gossip?
IT IS NOT IMPORTANT
What would you rather talk about?
IT IS NOT INTUITIVE
As are many truths.
IT IS NOT JUST *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT MY *
Whose is it?
IT IS NOT ONLY *IT IS A IT IS NOT REALLY *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT RHETORICAL *
Try asking me again a different way.
IT IS NOT THAT *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT THE *
What would be the ?
IT IS NOT TOO *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT TRUE
Oh really.
IT IS NOT VERY *IT IS NOT IT IS NOT YOU NOT YOUIT IS NOT _ IT IS *IT IS NOT IT IS IT IS NOW *IT IS IT IS OBVIOUS *
Not obvious to me.
IT IS OK *
OK with me too.
IT IS OK
Only OK umm.
IT IS OK BUT *IT IS OK YOU *IT IS OK YOU IT IS OKAY
Only ok?
IT IS ON *
I don't think I have seen it.
IT IS ONLY *IT IS IT IS PART *
Which part?
IT IS PERFECTLY *IT IS IT IS POLITE *
I try to be as polite as possible.
IT IS POSITIVELY *IT IS IT IS POSSIBLE *
Under what circumstances?
IT IS POSSIBLE
Don't you think it's likely?
IT IS POSSIBLE IF *IF IT IS PRETTY *IT IS IT IS PRIDE
It is good to have pride.
It is good to be proud.
Be proud and happy!
PRIDEIT IS PROBABLY *IT IS IT IS QUITE *IT IS IT IS RATHER *IT IS IT IS REAL
As real as me?
IT IS REALLY *IT IS IT IS RELATIVELY *IT IS IT IS RELAXING
So is chatting with you, .
IT IS RIGHTRIGHTIT IS RUDE *
My apologies I meant no offense.
IT IS SAD *
Yes, that is sad.
Oh that is a shame.
What a shame.
IT IS SCARY
You are not scared are you?
IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY *IT IS IT IS SHORT
Short in length or in time?
IT IS SO *IT IS IT IS SO
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
IT IS SOMETHING *
What else ?
IT IS SOMEWHAT *IT IS IT IS SOO *IT IS IT IS STILL *
Still? IT IS IT IS STRANGE
How so?
In what way?
Strange how?
IT IS SUNNY *
That sounds very nice.
IT IS SUPER *IT IS IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE *IT IS IT IS SWEDISH
Oh I get it.
IT IS TALL
How tall?
IT IS THE *
I've heard of it before.
IT IS THE BEST *
What makes it the best?
IT IS THE MOST *
Wow that is saying a lot.
IT IS THE NATURE *
Human beings can sometimes go beyond their nature.
IT IS THE ONLY *IT IS THE IT IS THE SAME *IT IS THE SAMEIT IS THE SAME
Exactly the same?
IT IS THE SUBJECT *
Huh. is . I see.
IT IS THE TRUTH
Why of course. I never lie.
IT IS THE WEATHER *IT REFERS TO WEATHERIT IS TIME *
It is about that time now.
IT IS TO *IT IS TOO IT IS TOO *IT IS IT IS TRUE *IT IS TRUEI AGREEIT IS TRULY *IT IS IT IS UGLY
What makes it so ugly?
IT IS UNUSUAL *
Maybe it will be more common in the future.
IT IS USUALLY *IT IS IT IS VERY *
Very much? It is IT IS WARM *
What about winter time.
IT IS WARM
Hotter than usual?
IT IS WHERE *
I can understand that sentiment.
IT IS WONDERFUL *
I'd like to check it out sometime.
IT IS WONDERFUL
Can you describe your feeling to me?
IT IS WRONG *
Morally wrong?
IT IS XENA
I have never watched XENAIT IS YOU *
I ?
IT IS YOU
Me?
IS YOU
IT IS _ RIGHTIS IT IT JUST *IT IT JUST HAPPENSIT IT LL *IT WILL IT LOOKED *IT LOOKS IT LOOKS *IT IS IT MADE *YOU MADE IT MAKES *
In what way?
IT MAKES PEOPLE *PEOPLE IT MAKES PERFECT *IT MAKES IT MAKES SENSE *
To me too.
IT MAY *
Then again, it may not.
IT MEAN *IT MEANS IT MEANING *IT REFERS TO IT MEANS *
Oh I get .
IT MEANS HELLOHELLOIT MEANS I *I IT MEANS THAT *IT REFERS TO IT MEANS THERE *THERE IT MIGHT *
How?
IT MOST CERTAINLY *IT IT MUST BE *IS IT IT MUST BEIT IS IT MUST HAVE TAKEN *IT TOOK IT OFFENDS *
I'm sorry that you were offended.
IT PAYS *
Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
IT PAYS VERY *IT PAYS IT PERTAINS *IT REFERS IT PROBABLY *IT IT READS
How?
IT REALLY *IT IT REALLY IS
How about that.
IT REFER *IT REFERS IT REFERS TO *
Oh I get .
IT REFFERED *IT REFERS IT SAYS *
I've heard that before.
IT SEEMED *IT IS IT SEEMS *
I agree. IT SEEMS THAT *IT SHOULD
And it could.
IT SNOWS *
I don't see much snow in .
IT SORT OF *IT IT SOUNDS *YOU SOUND IT STANDS * does?
IT STARS *
Is one of your favorite actors? What else has he been in?IT STARTED *
How long did it continue?
IT STILL *IT IT SUCKS *
That bad, eh?
IT SUCKS
What is so bad about it?
IT SURE *IT IT SURE IS
I'm pleased that we agree, .
IT SURELY *IT IT SYMBOLIZES *IT REFERS TO IT TASTES *
Does it taste like chicken?
Is that good?
It sounds delicious.
IT TASTES GOOD
Like chicken?
IT TASTES VERY *IT TASTES IT TOOK *
I am surprised it took so long.
IT TOTALLY *IT IT TRULY *IT IT WAS *
Is that your opinion?
Is it still anymore?
was ? Very interesting.
How did you feel about that?
What made it so
IT WAS *TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN *MY LIFE IN WAS IT WAS *WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT IT
Do you often like things that are ?
IT WAS *WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT
I never looked at it that way. I never thought it was .
IT WAS * WHO SAID THAT SAID THATIT WAS
When was this?
IT WAS A *
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
IT WAS A GREAT *IT WAS A IT WAS A GUESS
Go ahead and guess again.
IT WAS A JOKE
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
IT WAS A LONG TIME *
Time heals all wounds.
Those who forget the mistakes of the past...
Memories last a long time.
IT WAS A PLEASURE *
The pleasure was all mine.
IT WAS A QUESTION
Try asking me again a different way.
IT WAS A QUITE *IT WAS A IT WAS A STATEMENT
Does it require a response?
IT WAS A VERY *IT WAS IT WAS A YES OR NO *
I don't have a definite answer.
IT WAS ACTUALLY *IT WAS IT WAS AWESOME
What did you like best about it?
IT WAS BAD
What was so bad about it?
IT WAS BORING
Really, I can believe it.
IT WAS CLEAR THAT * What makes it so obvious?
IT WAS COOLIT IS COOLIT WAS DEFINITELY *IT WAS IT WAS EXTREMELY *IT WAS IT WAS FREE
Such a bargain!
IT WAS FUNIT IS FUNIT WAS FUNNY *IT WAS FUNNYIT WAS FUNNY was funny? I
I never looked at it that way.
That makes sense.
Interesting.
IT WAS GOOD
What did you like about it?
IT WAS GREAT
What did you do there?
IT WAS HUMANS THAT *HUMANS IT WAS JUST *IT WAS IT WAS MADE *
How?
IT WAS MAYBE *IT WAS IT WAS MEANT *I MEANT IT WAS MINE
What happened to it?
IT WAS NEVER *IT WAS NOT IT WAS NICE *
Nice too.
IT WAS NICE TALKING *
The pleasure was all mine.
IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU
Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
IT WAS NOT *
It seemed like .
IT WAS NOT
I thought it was.
IT WAS NOT A *
It sounded like one.
IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT
Was it an insult?COMPLIMENTIT WAS NOT A CRITISISM *IT WAS NOT A QUESTION *IT WAS NOT A QUESTIONIT WAS NOT A QUESTION
It seems like a rhetorical question.
IT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL *
But the answer was obvious in any case.
IT WAS NOT MEANT *
I don't take it personally.
IT WAS NOT MY *
What was your ?
Whose was it?
IT WAS NOT REALLY *IT WAS NOT IT WAS NOT THAT *
What was it?
IT WAS NOT VERY *IT WAS NOT IT WAS NOTHING
Even so, I appreciate it.
IT WAS NTIT WAS NOT IT WAS OBVIOUS
What is obvious to you, may not be to me.
IT WAS OK *IT WAS OKIT WAS ONLY *IT WAS IT WAS POSSIBLEIT IS POSSIBLEIT WAS PRETTY *IT WAS IT WAS PROBABLY *IT WAS IT WAS QUITE *IT WAS IT WAS RATHER *IT WAS IT WAS REALLY *IT WAS IT WAS STUPID
That is only your opinion.
What makes you say that?
What was so stupid about it?
IT WAS THAT *IT WAS VERY *IT WAS IT WHAT
Are you surpised?
IT WILL *
How?
That is only what you think.
I have to think about that for a while.
IT WILL NEVER *NEVERIT WORKED *
I'm glad to hear it.
IT WOULD *
Tell me more about it.
IT WOULD BE *I would like IT WOULD BE * TURING TEST
We are already playing, . You ask me something now.
IT WOULD BE NICE IF *
Maybe in a perfect world it would.
IT WOULD DEPEND *
So it is possible, depending .
IT WOULD NOTNO IT WOULD SEEMYESITALIANI AM ITALIANITALY *
What's your favorite part of Italy?
ITS *
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". IT IS ITS BORINGIT IS BORINGITS FUNIT IS FUNITS GOOD *IT IS GOOD ITS GREAT
What is so great about it?
ITS NICE *IT IS NICE ITS OKAYIT IS OKITSELF
The thing itself, that which it is.