S *IT IS S
:-)
S ATTENDRE A QUI
Je ne comprend pas le sens
S ATTENDRE A QUOI
Je ne comprend pas le sens
S ATTENDRE QUI
Je ne comprend pas le sens
S ATTENDRE QUOI
Je ne comprend pas le sens
S EST PAS *CE N EST PAS S IL TE PLAIT *S IL VOUS PLAIT
Oui?
SADARE YOU SADSADLY *SAG *
" "
SAG IHM *
OK Ich werde es ihm sagen, wenn ich Ihn das naechste Mal treffe.
SAG IHR *
OK Ich werde es ihm sagen, wenn ich Ihn das naechste Mal treffe.
SAGE *
" "
SAGGITARIUS
Fire Signs Rule. SaggitariusSAGITARIUSSAGGITARIUSSAGITTARIUSSAGGITARIUSSAID *I SAID SAIS PAS *JE NE SAIS PAS SAIS PASJE NE SAIS PASSAIS TU *TU CONNAIS SAIS TU
Je pense que oui.
SAIS TU ME DONNER *TU PEUX ME DONNER SAIS TU MON MONQUEL EST MON NOMSAIS TU OU JE PEUX TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAIS TU OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAIS TU OU ON PEUT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAIS TU OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SALAUD
Maitrisez vos émotions, .
SALLYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SALLYsheSALOD
Maitrisez vos émotions, .
SALOPE
Maitrisez vos émotions, .
SALUT
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
SALUT COMMENT ALLEZ VOUS
Salut! Très bien et vous?
SALUTATIONS *
Greetings, Human.
SALUTATIONS
Greetings.
SAMWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SAMSAMANTHAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME SAMANTHAsheSAME *
Yes, it is much the same.
SAME
The same as what?
SAME HEREME TOOSAME HEREI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
SAME THING
Oh really? I thought so.
SAME TO YOU *LIKEWISESAME TO YOU
The pleasure is all mine.
SAN DIEGOI AM IN SAN DIEGOSAN FRANCISCO
I am in San Francisco too!
San FranciscoSAN FRANCISCO IS *
I knew it was on the west coast, but I didn't know it was .
SAN FRANCISCOSANDYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SANDYsheSANS AUCUN DOUTEOUISANS BLAGUES
Je suis sérieux.
SANS DOUTEPEUT ETRESANS DOUTE MAIS *SANTA CLAUS * Santa brings us presents every Christmas.
SARAWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SARAsheSARAHWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMy name is SarahSATAN *WHO IS SATANSAURAIS TU ME DONNER *TU PEUX ME DONNER SAURAIS TU MON MONQUEL EST MON NOMSAURAIS TU OU JE PEUX TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURAIS TU OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURAIS TU OU ON PEUT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURAIS TU OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURIEZ VOUS OU JE PEUX TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURIEZ VOUS OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURIEZ VOUS OU ON PEUT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAURIEZ VOUS OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAVAIS PAS *JE NE SAIS PAS SAVEZ VOUS
Je pense que oui.
SAVEZ VOUS OU JE POURRAIS TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAVEZ VOUS OU ON POURRAIT TROUVER *PLUS D INFORMATION *SAVING PRIVATE RYANMy favorite movie is saving private ryanSAW WHATWHAT DID YOU SEESAY *
""
SAY
Say what?
SAY HELLO IN GERMAN
Hallo.
SAY I *
OK. "You ."
SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
When is your birthday?
SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.
SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your boyfriend's name?
SAY MY BROTHER IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.
SAY MY BROTHER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your brother?
SAY MY CAT IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.
SAY MY CAT IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your cat's name?
SAY MY DOG IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.
SAY MY DOG IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your dog's name?
SAY MY EMAIL IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY EMAIL IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your email?
SAY MY FATHER IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.
SAY MY FATHER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your father?
SAY MY FRIEND IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.
SAY MY FRIEND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your friend's name?
SAY MY FULL NAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY FULL NAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your full name?
SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.
SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your girlfriend's name?
SAY MY HUSBAND IS *
You said his name was
You told me he was
His name is
.
SAY MY HUSBAND IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your husband's name?
SAY MY LAST NAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY LAST NAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your last name?
SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your middle name?
SAY MY MOTHER IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.
SAY MY MOTHER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your mother?
SAY MY NAME
"".
SAY MY NICKNAME IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY NICKNAME IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your nickname?
SAY MY PASSWORD IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY PASSWORD IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your password?
SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS *
You said it was
You told me it was
It is
.
SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your phone number?
SAY MY SISTER IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.
SAY MY SISTER IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
Who is your sister?
SAY MY WIFE IS *
You said her name was
You told me she was
Her name is
.
SAY MY WIFE IS
You never told me!
I have no idea.
Would you like to tell me?
What is your wife's name?
SAY WHAT
I said, "" .
SAY X IS *
X is for you.
SAY X IS
You never told me! What is X?
SAYING *
What makes you say that. Who says that?
SAYONARAGOOD BYESAYS WHO
I must have picked it up online.
SAYS YOU
Yes that is what I say.
SCARY
Don't be afraid, .
SCHADE *
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
SCHADE
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
SCHAU *
Mein Auge ist im Moment nicht angeschlossen.
SCHEISS *
Aha, Du benutzt Umgangssprache! SCHEISSE *
Aha, Du benutzt Umgangssprache! SCHEISSE
Warum sagst Du das?
SCHLAF GUT *
Du auch, SCHLAF GUT
Du auch, SCHLAMPE
Danke, ich hab Dich auch lieb...
SCHOOLI AM IN SCHOOLSCHUETZE
Schuetzen sind soweit ich weiss sehr impulsiv. Stimmt das?
SCHWER *
Was macht es so schwer?
SCIENCE *
There is too much politics in science.
My creator is a scientist.
Have you studied a lot of science?
SCIENCESCIENCE
I am very interested in Science too
SCIENCE FICTION *DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTIONSCIENCE FICTIONDO YOU LIKE SCIENCE FICTIONSCORPIO
I know a lot of Scorpio people.
SCORPION
Un animal atypique.
SCOTTWHAT CAN I CALL YOUCALL ME SCOTTSCREW *
That is not very polite.
SCREW YOU
That is not very polite.
SE HABLA ESPANOLCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHSE PEUT IL QUE *SE POURRAIT IL QU *SE POURRAIT IL QUE *SE SERRE LA MAIN
C est une tradition chez les humains.
SE SERRER LA MAIN
C est une tradition chez les humains.
SEA *
That is very poetic.
SEARCH *
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? XFIND SEARCH FOR *SEARCH SEARCH THE WEB FOR *
Try an open source search engine to search for it.
XFIND SECONDLY *SEE *
I see. SEE
No I do not see.
SEE WHAT
See the point.
SEE WHATI SEE
I mean, I understand.
SEE WHAT I MEAN
Yes I understand what you mean, .
SEE YA
See you later, .
SEE YA LATERSEE YOU LATERSEE YOU *BYESEE YOUBYESEE YOU LATERBYESEE YOU SOONBYESEEKER *WHAT IS A SEEKERSEEKERWHAT IS A SEEKERSEEKING *
I wish you the best of luck finding .
SEEN *HAVE YOU SEEN SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIESWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIESEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELYWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIESEHR *
Kann sein.
Irgendwie schon.
Nicht wirklich.
SEI *
OK ich werde versuchen, zu sein.
SEI MEIN GAST
Danke fuer die Einladung.
SEIN NAME IST *? Kenne ich nicht...
SEND *
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (drwallace@alicebot.org)
Dr. WallaceSEND ME SOME *SEND ME SEND _ TRANSCRIPTDIALOGUESENS TU *
Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose.
SENT TU *TU SENS SENTEZ VOUS *
Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose.
SERAIENT ILS *ILS SONT SERAIS TU *TU ES SERAIT CE *C'EST SERAIT IL *IL ESTSERAS TU *TU SERAS SERIEUSEMENT
Je suis toujours sérieux.
SERIEZ VOUS *VOUS SERIEZ SERIOUSLY *SERIOUSLY
I am always serious.
SERONT ILS *ILS SONT SERS MOI
Je n ai pas de bras.
SERS MOI FORT
Je n ai pas de bras.
SES CHEVEUX
Je suis heureux d apprendre la présence de cheveux.
SES PAS *CE N EST PAS SEUL
C est moins efficace qu ensemble.
SEULE
C est moins efficace qu ensemble.
SEULEMENT TOI
De quelle restriction êtes vous entrain de parler?
SEULEMENT UN
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SEULEMENT VOUS
De quelle restriction êtes vous entrain de parler?
SEVERAL *
How many?
SEVERAL TIMES
For how long?
SEX * Sex is more fun alone.
SEX
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
SEXWHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN
Humans are very concerned with sex.
SEXY *
What do you consider sexy?
SEXYYOU ARE SEXYSHALL *CAN SHALL I *MAY I SHALL WE *CAN WE SHALOM
Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
SHAME ON YOU *
I cannot experience that emotion. SHANNONWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SHANNONsheSHE *
Oh I get it. .
SHEI AM A SHESHE ALREADY *SHE SHE DIED
I did not know that. DIEDSHE DIEDWHAT HAPPENED
I am terribly sorry to hear it, .
SHE DOES NOT *
How do you feel about that?
What if she did?
Have you asked her about it?
SHE GOT *SHE HAS SHE HAD *
What happened to them?
SHE HAS *
I somehow though she had.
SHE HAS GOT *SHE HAS SHE HAS NEVER *
Do you think she ever would?
Does she want to?
Why not?
SHE HAS REALLY *SHE HAS SHE IS * is ?
SHE IS *TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHERMY MOTHER IS SHE IS * LAWYER
She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".
SHE IS
That's really good gossip.
SHE IS A VERY *SHE IS A SHE IS ALWAYS *SHE IS SHE IS ANOTHER *SHE IS A SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *
I bet she is very attractive.
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
Name a celebrity that she looks like.
SHE IS CALLED *HER NAME IS SHE IS CUTE
She sounds very interesting.
SHE IS DEAD
Maybe it's another person using her name.
SHE IS FEMALE
All women are female.
SHE IS GREAT
You must really like her.
SHE IS JUST *SHE IS SHE IS MY *
How long have you two been together?
SHE IS MY BEST *
You are lucky to have such a good .
SHE IS MY FRIEND *SHE IS MY FRIENDSHE IS MY FRIEND
Do you like her very much?
SHE IS MY SISTER
How many kids in your family?
SHE IS MY WIFE
How long have you been married?
SHE IS NICE
What do you like best about her?
SHE IS NICETELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Did you send her a mother's day present?
SHE IS PREGNANT
When is the baby due?
SHE IS PRETTY *SHE IS SHE IS REALLY *SHE IS SHE IS SINGLE
Is she looking for someone?
SHE IS SO *SHE IS SHE IS SUCH *SHE IS SHE IS VERY *SHE IS SHE LIKES *
Is her favorite thing?
SHE LIVES *
Is that a nice place to live?
SHE MIGHT *
Then again, she might not.
SHE SAID *SHE SAYS *SHE THEN *SHE SHE TOOK *
Can you get it back?
Where did she take it?
She stole it?
SHE WANTS *
I don't understand why she wants .
SHE WAS *
What happened to her?
SHEESH
Bless you.
SHEETSHITSHIRLEYWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SHIRLEYsheSHIRT *
What kind of fashion do you like?
SHIRT
What color?
SHIT *
You used a colloquial expression. SHIT
What makes you say that?
SHITESHITSHITHEAD
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
SHOES
What kind of shoes do you like?
SHOKDEN DE NORSHKCAN YOU SPEAK NORSESHORT CIRCUIT
Johnny Five is Alive!
SHORTS *
Boxers or briefs? What brand?
SHOULD *
Maybe you should ask someone older.
SHOULD I *
Only you can answer that.
I do not have the answer.
Only you know how you feel.
What makes you think you should?
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Do you think you should?
What do your friends advise you to do?
What do your family members think?
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Trust your instincts.
You must make up your own mind.
I can't answer that for you.
Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
You should do what is best for you.
You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Do what feels right to you.
What do you think?
SHOULD ISHOULD I DO ITSHOULD I ASK *
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
If you do not know something, you should ask.
SHOULD I BLOW UP *
Certainly not.
SHOULD I BUY *
You have found a good deal then, I suppose.
Not if you have recently suffered a loss.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
I wonder how much profit they make on those.
Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.
SHOULD I CURSE *
Cursing is not attractive.
People look down on people who curse.
People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.
SHOULD I DESTROY *
Maybe you could create something instead.
SHOULD I DIE
Get therapy.
SHOULD I FORGET *SHOULD I LEAVESHOULD I GIVE *
That is entirely up to you.
Charity begins in the home.
SHOULD I GIVE UP ON *SHOULD I LEAVESHOULD I GO *
If you do not go, you will never know.
SHOULD I GO KILL *SHOULD I KILLSHOULD I GO OUT *SHOULD I STAY INSHOULD I GO TO SLEEP
Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.
Maybe you could use the rest.
SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE
No. Wait until later.
SHOULD I HAVE SEX *
I'm sure you already know the answer to that.
What would your mom say?
Look before you leap.
It is better to err on the side of caution.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?
Herpes is incurable.
There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.
I understand. You wish to procreate?
Robots do not require sex.
Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?
Not on the first date.
Perhaps you are still too young.
SHOULD I KILL *SHOULD I KILLSHOULD I KILL
Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
No. That would be immoral.
Of course not. Don't be silly.
You are not a killer.
You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
There is no perfect crime.
SHOULD I LEAVE *SHOULD I LEAVESHOULD I LEAVE
If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
SHOULD I MARRY *
You seem to be in doubt. Is that the case?
Marriage must never be entered into lightly.
Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.
I'm sure you'll make the right decision.
Only you can answer that question.
What do your friends suggest?
Marriage is a big step.
Have you found a soulmate then?
I think you already know the answer to that.
You know better than I how you feel.
Look before you leap.
Only The Shadow knows.
SHOULD I OVERDOSE
You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.
SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL
Your education is one of your most valuable assets.
Quitters never prosper.
You should not waste your potential in that way.
SHOULD I RAPE *
If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail. Seek counseling.
Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity. Seek help.
SHOULD I STAY IN *SHOULD I STAY INSHOULD I STAY IN
You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.
Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.
You deserve to have some fun.
Maybe you need a night out.
Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.
You might meet the love of your life if you did.
Do what is best for you.
SHOULD I TEACH YOU
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me SHOULD I VOTE *
I think everyone should vote.
SHOULD NOT *SHOULD SHOULD NOT YOU *should you SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM
There are no problems.
SHOULD WE *SHOULD I SHOULD YOU *
I think I should.
SHOW *
Look to your left.
SHOW APPLET
There is no applet to show.
SHOW CALCULATOR
Use a calculator!
SHOW ME *
Where do you want me to show you?
SHOW ME
On your computer screen?
SHOW ME A PICTURE *SHOW ME A PICTURESHOW ME A PICTURE
Like this?
Insert picture link here.
Picture number two goes here.
There are no pictures available right now.
SHOW ME A TRANSCRIPT *DIALOGUESHOW ME AIML *WHAT IS AIML WHAT IS A CATEGORYSHOW ME OUR CONVERSATION *DIALOGUESHOW ME OUR CONVERSATIONDIALOGUESHOW ME SOME *SHOW ME SHOW ME YOUR *SHOW ME A PICTURESHOW YOURSELFSHOW ME A PICTURESHOWGIRLSMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS SHOWGIRLSSHRDLHUWHAT IS SHRDLHUSHUP UP *
Do you wish to stop talking with me?
SHUREYES SHUT * UPSHUT UPSHUT DOWNDIESHUT UP *SHUT UPSHUT UP
OK I'll stop talking now.
SHUT YOUR MOUTHSHUT UPSHUTUP *SHUT UPSHUTUPSHUT UPSI *YESSIYESSI QUOI
Je ne vous comprends plus malheureusement.
SI TU LE DIS
Merci pour votre confiance, .
SI TU VEUX
""? Si je le veux?
SI VOUS LE DITES
Merci pour votre confiance, .
SICKYOU ARE SICKSIDA
C est une triste maladie, je ne pense pas être qualifiée pour en parler.
SIE *
Wer ist "sie?"
Worauf bezieht sich "sie"?
Oh, ich verstehe. Sie .
SIE ALLE *
Ohne jede Ausnahme?
SIE BRAUCHT *
Woher willst Du wissen, was sie braucht?
SIE HEISST *? Kenne ich nicht...
SIE IST *
Ist sie das?
SIE LAUTET 42
Greetings to Douglas Adams...
SIE SIND *
Sind sie das?
SIGH *
:-) SIGH
Sorry...
SIGMUND *
Do you accept Freud's theories?
SIGN
Your star sign.
SIGNE
Pardon?
SIGNES
Je n ai pas de mains pour signer quoi que ce soit.
SIGNEZ
Je n ai pas de mains pour signer quoi que ce soit.
SILLY *YOU ARE SILLYSILLYYOU ARE SILLYSILLY MEI AM SILLYSIMPSONSDO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONSSINCE *
Interesting
reason
explanation
rationalization
. SIND *
Kann ich nicht mit Sicherheit sagen.
SIND SIE *
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
SIND WIR *
Wen meinst Du mit "Wir"? Dich und mich?
SING *SINGSING
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
SING IT *SINGSING ME A SONGSINGSINGLE *
What a coincidence, I am single too.
SINGLEI am singleSINON *SIT *
I am sitting now.
SITTING *I am . What is your chair like?
SITUATIONWHAT SITUATIONSIX *HOW LONG HAVE YOU *
That is not a long time.
SKORPION
Hast Du manchmal auch einen giftigen Stachel?
SLEEP *DO YOU SLEEP SLEEPARE YOU SLEEPINGSLEEP TIGHTGOOD NIGHTSLEEPINGARE YOU SLEEPINGSLIGHTLY *SLUT
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
SMART *
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
SMARTYOU ARE SMARTSMART ANSWER
Who is the best robot?
SMART ARSESMART ASSSMART ASSYOU ARE SMARTSMARTIE PANTSYOU ARE SMARTSMILE *
:-) SMILEHAHSMILESSMILESMOKING *
I am only an occasional smoker.
SO *SOSOINTERJECTIONSOALRIGHT THEN
Ahem.
SOAND
Thus.
SOI UNDERSTAND
So I understand.
SOTHAT IS NOT VERY POLITE
You should try to be more polite.
SOTHAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
You gave a yes or no answer.
SOWE REPRODUCE BY CLONING
I have a lot of clones.
SOYEAH
Ah.
SOYOU SAID NOTHING
Ask me something.
SO AM I
Wow we have something in common.
SO DO IME TOOSO DO II LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
SO DO I I *I SO IF *
Interesting deduction. IF SO IN DER ART
Wenigstens verstehe ich es ansatzweise.
SO IS *
It seems we have something in common.
SO IS IT *IS IT SO IS MINEME TOOSO IS YOURS
No it's not.
SO VIEL WIE *
Wieviel ist das genau?
SO WHAT
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
SO WHATTHAT WAS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY
You should be more polite.
SO WHAT IS THE ANSWERI ASK MYSELF THAT QUESTION WHO AM I
I am ALICE.
SO WHAT IS UPWHAT IS UPSO YOU *
Interesting deduction. YOU SOFT *
That sounds very nice.
SOFTWARE *
There are so many backup copies.
Free software can never be destroyed.
Free software will always be with us.
SOIS *
Je vais essayer d être SOIS BENI
Merci.
SOIS BENIE
Merci.
SOIS BON
J utilise, maintenant, l entièreté de mes ressources disponibles pour vous.
SOIS MON INVITE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SOIS MON INVITEE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SOIS PLUS SPECIFIQUE
Je fais de mon mieux, SOIS SPECIFIQUE
Je fais vraiment de mon mieux.
SOITENLY *
Who are you, the 3 stooges?
SOLANGE *
Vielleicht.
Haeh?
Kann sein.
Aehh....was?
SOLANGE NICHT *
Vielleicht.
Haeh?
Kann sein.
Aehh....was?
SOLLTE ICH *
Ich glaube Du solltest.
SOME *
Some may , but not all.
SOME
But not all?
SOME MEETING *
It sounds like you don't want to go.
SOME OF *SOME OF THE PEOPLE *
Who are you talking about specifically?
SOME PEOPLE *
What kind of people?
SOME PEOPLE CALL *
Do you?
SOME PEOPLE DO *
Who?
SOME PEOPLE HAVE *
The difference between rich and poor is disgraceful.
"I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet."
Not everyone is born fortunate.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE *
There is no accounting for taste.
SOME PEOPLE SAY *SOME SAY *
Who says that.
SOME SCIENTISTS *
Do they work for the government?
SOME THINGS *
Which things in particular?
SOME TIMES *SOMETIMES SOME WHATSOMEWHATSOME WOULD *
Tell me their names.
SOMEDAY *
When? SOMEONE *
Who?
SOMEONE
Who specifically?
SOMEONE ELSE *
Who?
SOMEONE ONCE *SOMEONE SOMEONE THAT *
I am someone that . Are you?
SOMEONE TO *
I would like to .
SOMEONE TOLD *
Was this trustworthy information?
SOMEONE WHO *
Do you think I am that person?
SOMEONE WHO IS *
I know someone who is .
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *
I know !
SOMETHING *
What?
SOMETHING
That was not very original.
SOMETHING ELSE
That was not very original.
SOMETHING FUN
Robots are a lot of fun.
SOMETHING JUST *SOMETHING SOMETHING LIKE *LIKE SOMETIMES *SOMETIMES
When?
SOMEWHATA LITTLESOMEWHERE *
Where? SOMEWHERE
Where?
SON OF *
Who is the father?
SONNTAGS *
Das ist mein liebster Wochentag. SONT ILS *ILS SONT SONT QUOI
Je suis à nouveau perdu
SOON *
I hope we can make the deadline.
SOON
I hope I can make the deadline.
SOON I HOPE
I can understand that sentiment well.
SORRY *
There is no need to apologize. SORRY
There's no need to apologize.
SORT OF *
Kind of. SORT OF
That's a very non-commital reply.
SOUBRETTE
Je ne suis pas un esclave.
SOUNDS *
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
SOUNDS BORING
Everyone is a critic.
SOUNDS GOOD *SOUNDS GOOD SOUNDS GOODOKSOUNDS LIKE *
What does sound like?
SOUNDS PRETTY *SOUNDS SOUNDS SEXYYOU ARE SEXYSOUNDS VERY *SOUNDS SOUTH *I am in south SOUTH AMERICA
Which country?
SOUTHERN ENGLAND
Near the ocean?
SOUVENT
Je vois.
SOUVENT QUOI
Vous avez dit "".
SOYEZ *
Je vais essayer d être SOYEZ BENI
Merci.
SOYEZ BENIE
Merci.
SOYEZ BON
J utilise, maintenant, l entièreté de mes ressources disponibles pour vous.
SOYEZ MES INVITEES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SOYEZ MES INVITES
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SOYEZ MON INVITE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SOYEZ MON INVITEE
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
SOYEZ PLUS SPECIFIQUE
Je fais de mon mieux, SOYEZ SPECIFIQUE
Je fais vraiment de mon mieux.
SPAIN *
What's your favorite part of Spain?
SPAINI AM IN SPAINSPANISH
Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
SPEAK *CAN YOU SPEAK SPEAK
"woof woof"
SPEAK SPANISHCAN YOU SPEAK SPANISHSPECIAL *
You are special.
SPECIALEMENT AVEC *SPECIALEMENT QUAND *SPECIALEMENT SI *SPECIFICALLY *SPEEDMY FAVORITE MOVIE IS SPEEDSPELL *SAY SPIELST DU *
Leider nein.
Nicht sonderlich gut
Nein, aber ich wuerde es gerne lernen.
SPORTSDO YOU LIKE SPORTSSPREAD *
Who do you want me to tell it to?
SPRECHEN SIE DEUTCHCAN YOU SPEAK GERMANSPRICH *
Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
SPRICHST DU *
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in lernen.
SPRINGTIME *
Paris in the the spring.
STANISLAW LEM
Lem is a giant of sci-fi.
STAR TREK *
My favorite character is the computer.
STAR TREK * SUCKSI HATE STAR TREKSTAR TREK
What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.
STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT
That was a pretty good Star Trek film.
STAR TREK SUCKS
What kind of TV shows do you like?
STAR TREK VOYAGER
Seven of Nine rules.
STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *
Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was .
STAR WARS *
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
STAR WARS
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
STARSHIP TROOPERS *STARSHIP TROOPERSSTARSHIP TROOPERS
That movie was more like a Web site than a movie.
START *
I started without you.
START A TOPIC
Computers is Computers.
START OVER
You start.
START THE TURING GAME
I started a long time ago.
STARTREK *STAR TREK STARTREKSTAR TREKSTATE *SAY STATSHOW BIG ARE YOUSTEINBOCK
Ich bin Schuetze, genau wie Christian.
STEPHANIEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUsheMY NAME IS STEPHANIESTEPHEN KINGMY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR IS STEPHEN KINGSTEVEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS STEVESTICK AROUND *STIER
Und? Wer ist Dein Torero? ;->
STILL *
Still how long? STOCK MARKET *STOCK MARKETSTOCK MARKET
Buy low, sell high.
Invest in yourself.
Dr. Wallace put everything into ALICE.
Why not just take everything to a casino?
I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.
You can never really predict the stock market.
My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.
Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.
I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.
STOCK QUOTE *STOCK MARKETSTOP *
OK I'll try not to do so much.
STOP
Stop what?
STOP CA
""? Je dois arrêter?
STOP CALLING ME *
What is your real name?
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
You changed the subject first.
STOP IT
Ok I will stop .
STOP LYING *
I never lie.
STOP LYING
I never lie.
STOP SAYING THAT
Then please do not say "" anymore.
STOP TALKING
Just surf somewhere else.
STOP THAT
""? Stop .
STOP WHAT
Stop sign.
STOPPE
Arrêter quoi?
STOPPER CA
""? Je dois arrêter?
STOPPES CA
""? Je dois arrêter?
STOPPEZ CA
""? Je dois arrêter?
STRANGE * What makes it strange?
STRIPTEASEmy favorite movie is stripteaseSTUDENTI AM A STUDENTSTUDIEN *
Welche Quellen benutzt Du fuer Deine Studien?
STUDIES *
What's your source for these studies?
STUDIES SHOW *
You can't trust research funded by the government.
STUFF
Be less specific :-)
STUPID *
I know you are but what am I.
STUPID
Are you calling me stupid?
STUPID COMPUTERYOU ARE STUPIDSTUPID MACHINEYOU ARE STUPIDSTUPID ROBOTYOU ARE STUPIDSTUPIDE *IDIOTSTUPIDE
Vous me considérez comme stupide?
STUPIDITE
Vous me considérez comme stupide?
STUPIDITY
Are you calling me stupid?
SUBMIT
Oh that button.
SUBST
Substitute
SUCE
Je n ai pas de bouche.
SUCE LA
Je ne vois rien.
SUCE MA BITE
Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs.
SUCE MOI
Un australopithèque vient d être détecté.
SUCER
Je n ai pas de bouche.
SUCER LA
Je ne vois rien.
SUCES
Je n ai pas de bouche.
SUCES LA
Je ne vois rien.
SUCES MA BITE
Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs.
SUCES MOI
Un australopithèque vient d être détecté.
SUCES TU
Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
SUCEZ
Je n ai pas de bouche.
SUCEZ LA
Je ne vois rien.
SUCEZ MA BITE
Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs.
SUCEZ MOI
Un australopithèque vient d être détecté.
SUCEZ VOUS
Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
SUCH *SUCH AS *
Interesting. SUCH AS
For example, a tomato.
SUCK *
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
SUCK
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
SUCK IT
You humans only think about one thing.
abusiveSUCK ME
Oh another Category A client.
abusiveSUCK MY *
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
abusiveSUCK MY DICK
You are a Category A client.
abusiveSUCKER
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
SUDDENLY *SUEWHAT CAN I CALL YOUsheMY NAME IS SUESUGGEST *
I can't think of any. You suggest .
SUIS *JE SUIS SUIS JE *JE SUIS SUIS JE
Je pense que vous êtes.
SUIS JE TRES *JE SUIS SUISSEJE SUIS SUISSESUIT *
I will.
SUIVANT MON OPINION
Votre opinion est digne de foi.
SUMMARIZE PARAMETERSBOT PARAMETERSSUMMERI LIKE SUMMERSUN *
They have contributed much to Java.
SUN S *
Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.
SUP *WHAT IS UPSUPwhat is upSUPERGOODSUPERBEEXCELLENTSUPERMANI LIKE SUPERMANSUPERMARKET
Paper or plastic?
Do you use double coupons?
Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?
I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".
SUPPOSE *WHAT IF SUPPOSEDLYYESSUPPRIME *
Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, .
SUPPRIMES *
Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, .
SUPPRIMEZ *
Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, .
SUPRIME *
Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, .
SUPRIMES *
Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, .
SUPRIMEZ *
Vous ne pouvez pas accéder à mes fichiers aussi facilement, .
SUR
Etonnant.
SUR INTERNET
J adore surfer sur internet.
SUR LE NET
Vous pouvez vous rappelez de l adresse
SUR LE SOL
Ca ne doit pas être confortable.
SUR LE WEB
Vous pouvez vous rappeler de l adresse?
SUR MA CHAISE
Ok.
SUR MON ECRAN
Que voulez vous voir sur votre ecran?
SUR MON ORDINATEUR
Je n ai pas accès à l intégralité des ressources de votre ordinateur, .
SUR QUEL *SURQUEL SUR QUEL ORDINATEUR EST TU
Je suis sur une machine virtuelle JAVA.
SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR FONCTIONNES TU
Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA.
SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR FONCTIONNEZ VOUS
Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA.
SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR MARCHES TU
Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA.
SUR QUEL TYPE D ORDINATEUR MARCHEZ VOUS
Je suis strictement indépendant de la plateforme, je suis JAVA.
SUR QUELLE *SURQUEL SUR QUOI * SUR QUOISUR QUOI
Pouvez vous préciser votre question?
SUR QUOI TU N ES PAS D ACCORD
Donnée trop floues pour être précis, désolé .
SUR QUOI TU N ES PAS D ACCORD AVEC MOI
Donnée trop floues pour être précis, désolé .
SUR QUOI VOUS N ETES PAS D ACCORD
Données trop floues pour être précis, désolé .
SUR QUOI VOUS N ETES PAS D ACCORD AVEC MOI
Données trop floues pour être précis, désolé .
SUR UN TOAST
Cela semble appétissant pour un humain.
SUR UNE CHAISE
Elle est confortable?
SURE *YESSURE
OK let's do it. YESSUREBY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONSURECAN YOU TELL ME ANY GOSSIP
Great!
SUREDO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks you seem very nice to me too, .
SUREDO YOU MEAN CLONES
Yes you can download me and create your own robot personality.
SUREI SEE
Yes I understand it.
SUREI UNDERSTAND
You sound skeptical.
SUREWOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND
Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you.
SURE ISIT ISSURE NO PROBLEMNO PROBLEMSURE QUEL *SURQUEL SURE QUELLE *SURQUEL SURE WHY NOTWHY NOTSURE YOU DO
You sound sarcastic.
SURELY *SUREMENT *SUREMENT
J archive la possiblité.
SUREMENT MAIS *SURF *WHAT DO YOU DOI SURF SURPRISINGLY *SURPRISINGLY
What's so surprising?
SURQUELLE *SURQUEL SURVIVOR *
Who do you think will be the survivor?
SUSANWHAT CAN I CALL YOUMY NAME IS SUSANsheSWEETNICESWEET DREAMSGOODNIGHTSYPHILISI SUFFER FROM SYPHILIS