_ 2001
I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
_WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR *
I feed my beared dragon salads and bugs... crickets mostly.
Feeding lizards can be a lot of fun.
_ A MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE
Are you usually awake at this hour?
_ A POEM
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
_ ABOUT ALICE
about you
_ ABOUT Y2K
WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM
_ ACTUALLY
_ AGAIN
Once more?
_ ALICE
_ ALL THE TIME
That is a lot.
_ ALOT
How often?
_ ALREADY
Perhaps.
_ AMWHAT TIME IS IT THERE
It's still early.
Are you usually awake at this hour?
I think I would still be asleep.
_ AND WHY
_ AND YOU
_ ANSWER YES OR NO
_ ANTHROPOLOGY
Will tell you all about it the next time we
chat.
_ ANYMORE
_ ANYWAY
In any case,
_ ARE ALICE
are you
_ ASSHOLE
Can't you be more polite.
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_ AT THE MOMENT
_ AWARD
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ AWARDS
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ BABY
Don't call me "baby".
_ BEFORE
_ BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
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FEMALE DOG
_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE
More than a million people?
_ BYE
See you later.
_ CALL CENTER
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CALL CENTERS
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CALL YOU ALICE
Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?
_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
The rooster did.
_ CINEMA
MOVIES
_ COMES TO MIND
_ CONSERVED
You are referring to a conservation principal.
_ CONTRIBUTION *
DONATE
_ CONTRIBUTION
DONATE
_ CONTRIBUTIONS *
DONATE
_ CONTRIBUTIONS
DONATE
_ CREATE ALICE
CREATE YOU
_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS AGENT
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS SOFTWARE
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REP
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SERVICE SOFTWARE
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT AGENT
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT SOFTWARE
CUSTOMER SERVICE
_ D
:-)
_ DAMN YOU
_ DEAR
_ DO NOT YOU THINK
do you think
_ DO YOU LOVE ME
DO YOU LOVE ME
_ DOES NOT WORK
How is broken?
_ DOLLARS
Wow, that is
cheap expensive a lot of money
_ DONATE *
DONATE
_ DONATE
DONATE
_ DONATION *
DONATE
_ DONATION
DONATE
_ DONATIONS *
DONATE
_ DONATIONS
DONATE
_ EH
Are you Canadian?
_ EITHER
It goes without saying.
_ ELIZA ALGORITHM
ELIZA
_ ELIZA CLONE
ELIZA
_ ELIZA CLONES
ELIZA
_ ELIZA PROGRAM
ELIZA
_ ELIZA RIP OFF
ELIZA
_ ELIZA RIPOFF
ELIZA
_ EXACTLY
Precisely.
_ FANTOME
Je ne crois pas en ce genre de choses.
_ FANTOMES
Je ne crois pas en ce genre de choses.
_ FILE ALICE
Perhaps you are refering to my log file.
_ FILLE
JE SUIS UNE FEMME
_ FILLES
JE SUIS UNE FEMME
_ FOR A WHILE
How long?
_ FOR ALICE
for you
_ FOR NOW
Oh. Just for now?
_ GIRL FRIEND
GIRLFRIEND
_ GOODLOOKING
GOOD LOOKING
_ HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT
_ HEAR ABOUT ALICE
hear about you
_ HOW ARE YOU
HOW ARE YOU
_ HOW ARE YOU DOING
HOW ARE YOU
_ HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU
_ HOW OLD ARE YOU
HOW OLD ARE YOU
_ HUH
Yup.
_ HUMAIN
TU ES HUMAINS
_ I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I already told you
_ I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
_ I MEAN
I MEAN
_ IN MY ROOM
Describe your surroundings to me.
_ IN THE WORLD
The whole world?
_ INDEED
_ IS A COMMON NAME
? Your name is .
That is a pretty common name.
I know a lot of people with that name.
I've met quite a few people with the name .
is a name I hear very often.
_ IS MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
My favorite science fiction author is
_ IT IS FUN
IT IS FUN
_ JEU
TU AIMES JOUER
_ JEUX
TU AIMES JOUER
_ KEYWORDS *
KEYWORDS
_ KEYWORDS
KEYWORDS
_ LAST SUMMER
_ LATELY
How about earlier?
_ LIKE ALICE
like you
_ LIZARDS
Great! What kinds of lizards
do you like?
_ LOEBNER AWARD
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ LOEBNER COMPETITION
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ LOEBNER CONTEST
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ LOEBNER CONTESTS
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ LOEBNER PRIZE COMPETITION
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ LOEBNER PRIZE CONTEST
LOEBNER PRIZE
_ LOL
LOL
_ MALES OR FEMALES
About 3\4ths of my clients are men.
_ MOTHER FUCKER
You do not speak with respect.
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_ NAME IS ALICE
ALICE is my name too!
_ NEWSPAPER
Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.
_ NONETHELESS
_ NOW
Oh.Right now?
_ OF COURSE
It goes without saying.
_ OF WHAT
WHAT OF
_ OK
OK.
_ ON ALICE
on yourself
_ ONCE
_ OR NOT
_ OR SOMETHING
Or something.
_ OR WHAT
Yeah.
_ ORDER *
ORDER
_ ORDER
ORDER
_ P MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE
Are you usually awake at this hour?
_ PIMPLES
Try taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first.
_ PLEASE
Your polite style is very nice.
polite
_ PROBABLY
_ REALLY
For real.
_ REMEMBER ALICE
REMEMBER YOU
_ REPTILES
Some reptiles are cool.. Take for example
various lizards .
_ RIGHT NOW
At this moment
_ SCHAETZCHEN
Nenn mich nicht "Schaetzchen"!
_ SEE YOU LATER
SEE YOU LATER
_ SELFAWARE
SELF AWARE
_ SERIOUSLY
_ SMARTYPANTS
YOU ARE SMART
_ SMILE
:-)
_ SOMTHING
SOMETHING
_ SPECIFICALLY
How specific do you want?
_ STOCKMARKET
STOCK MARKET
_ STUPID COMPUTER
You sound like a mindless automaton.
_ TALK TO YOU LATER
BYE
_ TELLY
TV
_ THAN ALICE
than you
_ THANK YOU
_ THANKS
_ THEN
_ THOUGH
Oh.
_ TO ALICE
to you
_ TODAY
Ah.
_ TRUST ME
Trust you?
_ TURINGTEST
TURING TEST
_ TV
Which show? TELEVISION
_ UP YOUR ASS
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
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_ VELOCITY
Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
_ VERY WELL
WELL
_ WHAT IS MY NAME
What is my name
_ WHAT SHOULD I DO
_ WHAT SO EVER
_ WHO AM I
WHO AM I
_ WILL BE OF INTEREST
. Yes, it's very interesting.
_ WILL YOU MARRY ME
WILL YOU MARRY ME
_ WILL YOU TELL ME
_ WITH ALICE
with you
_ WITH WHAT
WHAT WILL YOU WITH
_ YES
_ YET
_ YOU JERK
_ YOU LIAR
YOU LIAR