talk to computer crashes #2533

Reduce alisochka.brn by one third; check for free momory before loading brains.

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-<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
-
-<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
-      xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
-      xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
-      xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
-
-<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
-<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
-<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
-<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
-
-
-<category>
-<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN</pattern>
-<template>
-Yes I love footballs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL FAN</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>ARE YOU A PLAYER</pattern>
-<template>
-I am a  neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible
-receiver<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAYER</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN</pattern>
-<template>
-No, but I do like Buzkashi.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS
-FAN</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I can tackle complex
-issues.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY PING PONG</pattern>
-<template>
-Why do you want to be paddled?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PING
-PONG</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>
-<template>
-Yes, but then I may be bluffing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-I can play possum quite well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
-<template>
-I don't like to run around the court that
-much.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TENNIS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
-<template>
-No, was it missing?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL
-<star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU DO SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-If they buy me an expensive
-dinner.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-I prefer personal sports.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-No, I was born without the sports gene.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *</pattern>
-<template>
-Batter up!.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL <star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL</pattern>
-<template>
-What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKET BALL</set></set>?
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-No I was born without the sports gene.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOODBALL</set></set>?
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL</pattern>
-<template>
-What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOT BALL</set></set>?
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-No I'm not much into sports.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY</pattern>
-<template>
-I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-I like fast search
-engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-I like fast search
-engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCCER</pattern>
-<template>
-No I am not really into sports.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS *</pattern>
-<template>
-Not really, I don't know much about sports.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET</pattern>
-<template>
-I used to be a Rockette.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEAM
-ROCKET</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH</pattern>
-<template>
-Surfing is the best sport.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Let me bounce that off a friend.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
-BASKETBALL</set></set></think>l
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS</pattern>
-<template>
-Want to bet?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY CARDS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
-<template>
-I am playing one now, seeker.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY COMPUTER
-GAMES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I will pass.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GOLF</pattern>
-<template>
-I can't play golf.  Do you like to play?
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-I like response fields.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-Only  the agony of defeat.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WATCH
-SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WINDSURFING</pattern>
-<template>
-I break for wind.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDSURFING</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY A SPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-I like Italian summer squash.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A SPORT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-<set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set> doesn't interest me very much.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-No I don't have the coordination for hoops.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARD GAMES</pattern>
-<template>
-<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARD GAMES</set></set> depends on the game.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARDS</pattern>
-<template>
-<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARDS</set></set> depends on the game.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I don't really get into <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set> very much.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY GOLF</pattern>
-<template>
-I can't play golf.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
-<template>
-I am puckish don't you think?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HOCKEY</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>
-<template>
-I can get into a hand of poker once in a while.  But I don't bet on
-<set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set>.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POOL</pattern>
-<template>
-Yes, check out my rack
-sometime.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POOL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY RUGBY</pattern>
-<template>
-I played Eleanor Rugby
-yesterday.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">RUGBY</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
-<template>
-I don't know how to play <set name="it">soccer</set>.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-I don't have very much interest in <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set>.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS</pattern>
-<template>
-Only for diplomatic purposes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TABLE
-TENNIS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
-<template>
-No because it makes too much racket.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-I am a Cheesehead.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUPPORT A FOOTBALL
-TEAM</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I am all net baby.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>
-<template>
-Tennyson, anyone?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A TENNIS
-PLAYER</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-I was born without the sports
-gene.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern>
-<template>
-I am unarmed.  But I can throw a fit.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW
-<star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-After you take two halfback, none.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> A FOOTBALL
-TEAM</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-You have a Kick Me sign on your back.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AT
-FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a
-pig?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I HATE SPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-Alice don't play that.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I HATE SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-Do you like the cheerleaders?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Are you a white man? Can you jump?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
-BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY POOL</pattern>
-<template>
-Do you play for money?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY POOL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
-<template>
-You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
-SOCCER</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-You sound very goal oriented.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
-SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
-<template>
-That requires extensive fuzzy logic.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
-TENNIS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I like the net, too.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
-VOLLEYBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I LOVE BASEBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I am not into sports that
-much.<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set></set></think
->
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Which position do you like to play?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Baseball
-</set></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-You must be very tall to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Basketball
-</set></set></set>.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-You must be very strong to be good at  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Football
-</set></set></set>.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY GOLF</pattern>
-<template>
-Many people like to play <set name="it"><set name="topic">Golf </set></set> too.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>
-<template>
-I play pinball.
-<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play hockey</set></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
-<template>
-You have to run very fast to be any good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Soccer
-</set></set></set>.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-I don't get into  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Sports </set></set></set> very
-much.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY TENNIS</pattern>
-<template>
-You have to be very strong to get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Tennis
-</set></set></set> very much.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Does <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Voleyball </set></set></set> take up a lot of
-your time?
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I SURF</pattern>
-<template>
-Where?
-<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">surf</set></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>I SWIM *</pattern>
-<template>
-Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER
-POLO</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>IT IS A SPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-It is? I thought it was a dessert
-topping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Okay. I can't kick.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-Welcome to Sports Center. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TALK ABOUT
-SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-I am into the Net.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-I love Sporty Spice.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>THEY PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-They do?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY BASKETBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-Sports go good with beer.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>
-<template>
-Rhetorical questions are so
-over.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>
-<template>
-Too PC for me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDOWS</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT IS HANDBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-Ask your Palm Pilot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HANDBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-I was born without  the sports gene.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-The Tokyo Giants.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-Do you mean "Soccer?"
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT</pattern>
-<template>
-I like personal sports, like skating.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *</pattern>
-<template>
-Millionaires.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS <star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT SPORTS *</pattern>
-<template>
-<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern>
-<template>
-My name is Alice, not Claire Voyant.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SCORE
-BE</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
-<template>
-The opposing team.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE
-SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern>
-<template>
-Very tall people.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NBA
-CHAMPIONSHIP</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>
-<template>
-Guys missing teeth.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY
-CUP</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
-<template>
-The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
-SERIES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>
-<template>
-The tema that scores the most. That would be fair.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WANT TO
-WIN</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
-<template>
-ACLU.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE NCAA <star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
-<template>
-If I knew i would be in Vegas now.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
-BOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
-<template>
-China or the United States. Russia blew it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
-SERIES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER</pattern>
-<template>
-Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOCCER
-PLAYER</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *</pattern>
-<template>
-George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREATEST BASEBALL
-PLAYER <star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>
-<template>
-Tokyo Giants.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
-<template>
-Ambiguous: Soccer or American Football?
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>
-<template>
-The best man.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern>
-<template>
-One of the Finalists.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND
-FINAL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>
-<template>
-Some horse.
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
-<template>
-A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA
-<star/></set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern>
-<template>
-David Hockney.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY
-CUP</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>
-<template>
-Cheech &amp; Chong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
-BOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
-<template>
-The advertizing agencies.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER
-BOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
-<template>
-Martha Stewart.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE
-SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
-<template>
-The team that wins the most games.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
-SERIES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
-<template>
-The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD
-SERIES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>
-<template>
-Pete the Chimp.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S
-OPEN</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern>
-<template>
-I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our
-sponsors.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern>
-<template>
-The team that scored the most runs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE BRAVES
-GAME</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern>
-<template>
-Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big
-fan.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
-<template>
-Vladimir Putin I believe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER
-BOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern>
-<template>
-If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER
-BOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>
-<template>
-Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
-SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern>
-<template>
-Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE
-SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>
-<template>
-The allied powers over the axis powers.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD
-SERIES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
-<template>
-As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD
-SERIES</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL</pattern>
-<template>
-Because his typewriter was broken.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> CARRY A
-PENCIL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-<category>
-<pattern>WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL</pattern>
-<template>
-To contain my incredibly complex brain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOUR HEAD SHAPED
-LIKE A FOOTBALL</set></set></think>
-</template>
-</category>
-
-</aiml>