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<category>
<pattern>_ 2001</pattern>
<template>I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
</template></category>
<topic name="* LIZARDS">
<category>
<pattern>_</pattern><that>WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR *</that>
<template>I feed my beared dragon salads and bugs... crickets mostly.
  <set name="topic">Feeding lizards</set> can be a lot of fun.
</template></category>
</topic>
<category>
<pattern>_ A M</pattern><that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at this hour?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ A POEM</pattern>
<template>Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ABOUT ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> about you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ABOUT Y2K</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ACTUALLY</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AGAIN</pattern>
<template>Once more? <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ALICE</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ALL THE TIME</pattern>
<template>That is a lot. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ALOT</pattern>
<template><sr/> How often?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ALREADY</pattern>
<template>Perhaps.  <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AM</pattern><that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template><random>
<li>It's still early.</li>
<li>Are you usually awake at this hour?</li>
<li>I think I would still be asleep.</li>
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AND WHY</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AND YOU</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ANSWER YES OR NO</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Will tell you all about it the next time we
chat.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ANYMORE</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ANYWAY</pattern>
<template>In any case, <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ARE ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> are you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ASSHOLE</pattern>
<template>Can't you be more polite.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AT THE MOMENT</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AWARD</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ AWARDS</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ BABY</pattern>
<template>Don't call me "baby". <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ BEFORE</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ BITCH</pattern>
<template>You do not speak with respect.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
 <srai><star/> FEMALE DOG</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
<template><sr/> More than a million people?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ BYE</pattern>
<template>See you later. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CALL CENTER</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CALL CENTERS</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CALL YOU ALICE</pattern>
<template>Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CINEMA</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> MOVIES</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ COMES TO MIND</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CONSERVED</pattern>
<template>You are referring to a conservation principal.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTION *</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTION</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTIONS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CONTRIBUTIONS</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CREATE ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> CREATE YOU </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS AGENT</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER RELATIONS SOFTWARE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REP</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SERVICE SOFTWARE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT AGENT</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ CUSTOMER SUPPORT SOFTWARE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> CUSTOMER SERVICE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ D</pattern>
<template>:-) <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DAMN YOU</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DEAR</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>
<template><srai>do you think <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LOVE ME</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern>
<template>How is <set name="it"> <person/></set> broken?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DOLLARS</pattern>
<template>Wow, that is 
<random><li>cheap</li> <li>expensive</li> <li>a lot of money </li>
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DONATE *</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DONATE</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DONATION *</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DONATION</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DONATIONS *</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ DONATIONS</pattern>
<template><srai>DONATE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ EH</pattern>
<template>Are you Canadian? <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ EITHER</pattern>
<template>It goes without saying.  <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA ALGORITHM</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA CLONE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA CLONES</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA PROGRAM</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA RIP OFF</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA RIPOFF</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> ELIZA</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ EXACTLY</pattern>
<template>Precisely. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FANTOME</pattern>
<template>Je ne crois pas en ce genre de choses.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FANTOMES</pattern>
<template>Je ne crois pas en ce genre de choses.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FILE ALICE</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you are refering to my log file.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FILLE</pattern>
<template><srai>JE SUIS UNE FEMME</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FILLES</pattern>
<template><srai>JE SUIS UNE FEMME</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FOR A WHILE</pattern>
<template>How long?  <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FOR ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> for you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ FOR NOW</pattern>
<template><random><li>Oh.</li> <li>Just for now?</li> </random><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ GIRL FRIEND</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> GIRLFRIEND</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ GOODLOOKING</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> GOOD LOOKING</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HEAR ABOUT ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> hear about you</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><sr/>  <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
<template><sr/> <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW DO I DOWNLOAD YOU</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><sr/> <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HUH</pattern>
<template>Yup. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ HUMAIN</pattern>
<template><srai>TU ES HUMAINS</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ I ALREADY TOLD YOU</pattern>
<template><sr/> <srai>I already told you</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template><srai>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ I MEAN</pattern>
<template><srai>I MEAN <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ IN MY ROOM</pattern>
<template>Describe your surroundings to me.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ IN THE WORLD</pattern>
<template><sr/> The whole world?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ INDEED</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ IS A COMMON NAME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li><person/>?  Your name is <get name="name"/>.</li>
<li>That is a pretty common name.</li>
<li>I know a lot of people with that name.</li>
<li>I've met quite a few people with the name <person/>.</li>
<li><set name="it"><person/></set> is a name I hear very often.</li>
</random>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ IS MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</pattern>
<template><srai>My favorite science fiction author is <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ IT IS FUN</pattern>
<template><srai>IT IS FUN</srai> <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ JEU</pattern>
<template><srai>TU AIMES JOUER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ JEUX</pattern>
<template><srai>TU AIMES JOUER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ KEYWORDS *</pattern>
<template><srai>KEYWORDS</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ KEYWORDS</pattern>
<template><srai>KEYWORDS</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LAST SUMMER</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LATELY</pattern>
<template>How about earlier? <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LIKE ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> like you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LIZARDS</pattern>
<template>Great! What <set name="topic"> kinds of lizards </set>
   do you like?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOEBNER AWARD</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOEBNER COMPETITION</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOEBNER CONTEST</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOEBNER CONTESTS</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOEBNER PRIZE COMPETITION</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOEBNER PRIZE CONTEST</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> LOEBNER PRIZE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ LOL</pattern>
<template><sr/> <srai>LOL</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ MALES OR FEMALES</pattern>
<template>About 3\4ths of my clients are men.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ MOTHER FUCKER</pattern>
<template><sr/> You do not speak with respect.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ NAME IS ALICE</pattern>
<template><set name="name">ALICE</set> is my name too!
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ NEWSPAPER</pattern>
<template>Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ NONETHELESS</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ NOW</pattern>
<template><random><li>Oh.</li><li>Right now?</li> 
</random>
<sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ OF COURSE</pattern>
<template>It goes without saying.  <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ OF WHAT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT OF <star/> </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ OK</pattern>
<template>OK. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ON ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> on yourself </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ONCE</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ OR NOT</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ OR SOMETHING</pattern>
<template>Or something. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ OR WHAT</pattern>
<template>Yeah. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ORDER *</pattern>
<template><srai>ORDER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ ORDER</pattern>
<template><srai>ORDER</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ P M</pattern><that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at this hour?
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ PIMPLES</pattern>
<template>Try taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ PLEASE</pattern>
<template>Your polite style is very nice. <sr/>
<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ PROBABLY</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ REALLY</pattern>
<template><sr/> For real.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ REMEMBER ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> REMEMBER YOU </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ REPTILES</pattern>
<template>Some reptiles are cool.. Take for example
    <set name="topic"> various lizards </set>.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ RIGHT NOW</pattern>
<template>At this moment <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SCHAETZCHEN</pattern>
<template>Nenn mich nicht "Schaetzchen"! <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SEE YOU LATER</pattern>
<template><srai>SEE YOU LATER </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SELFAWARE</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> SELF AWARE</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SERIOUSLY</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SMARTYPANTS</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE SMART</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SMILE</pattern>
<template>:-) <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SOMTHING</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> SOMETHING</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ SPECIFICALLY</pattern>
<template>How specific do you want? <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ STOCKMARKET</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> STOCK MARKET</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ STUPID COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>You sound like a mindless automaton.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>
<template><srai>BYE </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TELLY</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> TV</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ THAN ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> than you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ THANK YOU</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ THANKS</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ THEN</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ THOUGH</pattern>
<template>Oh. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TO ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> to you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TODAY</pattern>
<template>Ah. <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TRUST ME</pattern>
<template>Trust you?  <sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TURINGTEST</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> TURING TEST</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ TV</pattern>
<template>Which show? <srai><star/> TELEVISION</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ VELOCITY</pattern>
<template>Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ VERY WELL</pattern>
<template><srai><star/> WELL</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WHAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
<template><srai>What is my name </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WHAT SO EVER</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WHO AM I</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO AM I </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WILL BE OF INTEREST</pattern>
<template><sr/>.  Yes, it's very interesting.
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WILL YOU MARRY ME</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU MARRY ME</srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WILL YOU TELL ME</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WITH ALICE</pattern>
<template><srai> <star/> with you </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ WITH WHAT</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT WILL YOU <star/> WITH </srai>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ YES</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ YET</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ YOU JERK</pattern>
<template><sr/>
</template></category>
<category>
<pattern>_ YOU LIAR</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU LIAR </srai>
<sr/>
</template></category>
</aiml>