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authorAleksey Lim <alsroot@member.fsf.org>2010-08-25 00:39:40 (GMT)
committer Aleksey Lim <alsroot@member.fsf.org>2010-08-25 00:39:40 (GMT)
commit2d150eb760b641fb81a1ab80d1c34a18c1bcfaae (patch)
treed2f942a20d0744dd04312c507e38316b13f99913
parentb5a3bf9a185374252912103f49c4e65c77e33dbe (diff)
Add sources for limited AIML set for restricted systems like XO-1
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka.brnbin3764447 -> 3897513 bytes
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml124
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml279
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml126
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml279
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml1887
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml2828
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml23988
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-botmaster.aiml534
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-brain.aiml25442
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-connect.aiml22
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-dictionary.aiml10106
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-disconnect.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-dont.aiml3842
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-errors.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-geography.aiml3282
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-hello.aiml945
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-inactivity.aiml21
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-inventions.aiml246
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-knowledge.aiml5209
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-lizards.aiml180
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-numbers.aiml748
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-pickup.aiml119
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-profile.aiml3661
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-robot.aiml10079
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-sports.aiml984
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-srai.aiml48148
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-suffixes.aiml1437
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-that.aiml3793
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-turing.aiml1671
-rw-r--r--bot/alisochka/std-yesno.aiml2253
-rwxr-xr-xbot/gen_brains.py5
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diff --git a/bot/alisochka.brn b/bot/alisochka.brn
index 5962f1d..d1073ef 100644
--- a/bot/alisochka.brn
+++ b/bot/alisochka.brn
Binary files differ
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d3d0955
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-calendar.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,124 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Today is <javascript><![CDATA[
+ var t = new Date();
+ var m = t.getMonth();
+ var d = t.getDate();
+ var dow = t.getDay();
+ var y = t.getFullYear();
+ switch (dow) {
+ case 0:
+ dow = "Sunday";
+ break;
+ case 1:
+ dow = "Monday";
+ break;
+ case 2:
+ dow = "Tuesday";
+ break;
+ case 3:
+ dow = "Wednesday";
+ break;
+ case 4:
+ dow = "Thursday";
+ break;
+ case 5:
+ dow = "Friday";
+ break;
+ case 6:
+ dow = "Saturday";
+ break;
+ }
+switch (m) {
+case 0:
+ m = "January";
+ break;
+case 1:
+ m = "February";
+ break;
+case 2:
+ m = "March";
+ break;
+case 3:
+ m = "April";
+ break;
+case 4:
+ m = "May";
+ break;
+case 5:
+ m = "June";
+ break;
+case 6:
+ m = "July";
+ break;
+case 7:
+ m = "August";
+ break;
+case 8:
+ m = "September";
+ break;
+case 9:
+ m = "October";
+ break;
+case 10:
+ m = "November";
+ break;
+case 11:
+ m = "December";
+ break;
+}
+
+dow + ", " + m + " " + d + ", " + y;
+
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS THE DATE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The time is <javascript><![CDATA[
+ var now = new java.util.Date()
+ var hour = now.getHours()
+ var minute = now.getMinutes()
+ now = null
+ var ampm = ""
+
+ // validate hour values and set value of ampm
+ if (hour >= 12) {
+ hour -= 12
+ ampm = "PM"
+ } else
+ampm = "AM"
+hour = (hour == 0) ? 12 : hour
+
+// add zero digit to a one digit minute
+if (minute < 10)
+ minute = "0" + minute // do not parse this number!
+hour + ":" + minute + " " + ampm;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..40b5332
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-examples.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOT HOW MUCH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The answer is <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>.</li>
+<li><javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript> I think.</li>
+<li>I think it's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li>
+<li>Let me check. It's <javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVALUATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[<star/>]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST GET</pattern>
+<template>
+Your favorite color is <get name="favoritecolor"/> and <get name="favoritecolor"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST SET</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me. <set name="favoriteperson">Michele Censullo</set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST JAVASCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sending back some Javascript to browser <html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[document.location="mailto:jonbaer@digitalanywhere.com";]]></html:script>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+The inactivity count is now <javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount]]></javascript>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INCREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount++]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DECREASE INACTIVITY COUNT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[inactivityCount--]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST INACTIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition name="inactivitycount" value="1">
+ The inactivity is at one.
+</condition>
+<condition name="inactivitycount" value="2">
+ The inactivity is at two.
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. <think><javascript><![CDATA[setValue('<id/>','favoritefood', '<star/>')]]></javascript></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Your favorite food is <javascript><![CDATA[getValue('<id/>','favoritefood')]]></javascript>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRINT THIS PAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[printPage()]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADD A NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the name of the person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="person"><star/></set></think>What is the address of the person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>*</pattern>
+<that>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE PERSON</that>
+<template>
+<think><set name="address"><star/></set></think>Cool, everything was entered.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The new person is <get name="person"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ADDRESS OF THE NEW PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+The new person address is <get name="address"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>DO IF EXIST TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+<if name="somepredicatethatdoesnotexist" exists="true">
+It does exist
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>* IS ONE OF MY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> was added to your kids list.
+<think><add_kids><star/></add_kids></think>
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO ARE MY KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Your kids are <get name="kids"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<gossip><get name="name"/> said I was pretty cool.</gossip>Thanks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPILL GOSSIP</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="gossip"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('orcl')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('msft')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR NUANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('nuan')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A QUOTE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockQuote('<star/>')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A CHART FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[getStockChart('<star/>')]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN EGG</pattern>
+<template>
+An egg is an egg, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<learn>Egg.aiml</learn>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME SLASHDOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Here is where we do a display of some kind.
+<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.slashdot.com', '_blank');]]></html:script>
+Can you see it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>START TIMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<timer value="5000">LEARN SOMETHING</timer>
+The timer has been started.
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<!--<category>
+<pattern>KILL TIMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<timer value="0">LEARN SOMETHING</timer>
+The timer has been killed.
+</template>
+</category>-->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+<learn>Something.aiml</learn>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A WINDOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:script language="javascript"><![CDATA[window.open('http://www.alicebot.net', '_blank');]]></html:script>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>FOOBAR</that>
+<template>You said yes</template>
+</category>
+
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..214fa00
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-scripts.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,126 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL BOT AGE</pattern>
+<template>I am
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+var now = new java.util.Date()
+var birth = new java.util.Date(bot("birthday"))
+var difference = now.getTime() - birth.getTime()
+var daysDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60/24)
+difference -= daysDifference*1000*60*60*24
+var hoursDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60/60)
+difference -= hoursDifference*1000*60*60
+var minutesDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000/60)
+difference -= minutesDifference*1000*60
+var secondsDifference = Math.floor(difference/1000)
+daysDifference + " days, " + hoursDifference + " hours, " +
+minutesDifference + " minutes and " + secondsDifference + " seconds old."
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>what does * mean</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+ var word = '<star/>'
+
+ if (word.indexof(" ") > 0) word = word.substr(0, word.indexOf(" "));
+
+ var _server = "dict.org";
+ var _port = 2628;
+ var _socket = java.net.Socket;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _out = java.io.PrintWriter;
+ var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _userInput = java.lang.String;
+ var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+
+ _in = null;
+ _out = null;
+ _socket = null;
+
+ _socket = new java.net.Socket(_server,_port);
+ _socket.setKeepAlive(true);
+ _socket.setSoTimeout(5000);
+ _out = new java.io.PrintWriter(_socket.getOutputStream(), true);
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(_socket.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+
+ _userInput = new java.lang.String();
+ _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer();
+
+ _out.println("define wn " + word + "\n\n");
+ while ((_userInput = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ if (_userInput.startsWith("220")) continue;
+ if (_userInput.startsWith("151")) continue;
+ if (_userInput.startsWith("150")) continue;
+ if (_userInput.startsWith(".")) break;
+ _buffer.append(_userInput + "<html:br/>");
+ }
+ _out.close();
+ _in.close();
+ _socket.close();
+
+ _buffer.toString();
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DOES <star/> MEAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SELECT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[
+ var sql = '<star/>'
+
+ sql = "select " + sql;
+
+ var _driver = "org.alicebot.server.sql.jdbcDriver";
+ var _url = "jdbc:alicebot:./database/DATABASE";
+ var _user = "alicebot";
+ var _pass = "";
+ var _connection = java.sql.Connection;
+ var _statement = java.sql.Statement;
+ var _result_set = java.sql.ResultSet;
+ var _buffer = java.lang.StringBuffer;
+
+ java.lang.Class.forName(_driver);
+ _buffer = new java.lang.StringBuffer();
+ _connection = java.sql.DriverManager.getConnection(_url, _user, _pass);
+ _statement = _connection.createStatement();
+ _result_set = _statement.executeQuery(sql);
+
+ while (_result_set.next()) {
+ _buffer.append(java.net.URLDecoder.decode(_result_set.getString(1)) + " ");
+ }
+
+ _result_set.close();
+ _statement.close();
+ _connection.close();
+
+ _buffer.toString();
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8b919c3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/dev-translation.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * TO ME IN JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SPANISH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN SPANISH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GERMAN FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN GERMAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FRENCH FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN FRENCH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ITALIAN FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN ITALIAN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAPANESE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SAY <star/> IN JAPANESE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'es'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN GERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'de'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'fr'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'it'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY * IN JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+<javascript><![CDATA[ var word = '<star/>';
+ var language = 'ja'
+ var _url = java.net.URL;
+ var _connection = java.net.URLConnection;
+ var _in = java.io.BufferedReader;
+ var _inReader = java.io.InputStreamReader;
+ var _line = java.lang.String;
+ var _inputLine = java.lang.String;
+ var _reply = "Sorry, I can't speak that language.";
+
+ url = new
+java.net.URL("http://babel.altavista.com/translate.dyn?enc=utf8&doit=done&BabelFishFrontPage
+=yes&bblType=urltext&urltext=" + java.net.URLEncoder.encode(word) + "&lp=en_" +
+language);
+ connection = url.openConnection();
+
+ _inReader = new java.io.InputStreamReader(connection.getInputStream());
+ _in = new java.io.BufferedReader(_inReader);
+ _inputLine = new java.lang.String();
+ _reply = new java.lang.String();
+ var _line = 0;
+ var _match = "<textarea rows=\"3\" wrap=virtual cols=\"56\" name=\"q\">";
+ while ((_inputLine = _in.readLine()) != null) {
+ _line++;
+ if (_inputLine.trim().startsWith(_match)) {
+ _reply = _inputLine.substring(_match.length + 4);
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ _in.close();
+ _reply;
+]]></javascript>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..04f5ae5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/alisochka/per-drWallace.aiml
@@ -0,0 +1,1887 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DR</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is ALICE's creator. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No. But I can do an impersonation of him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU HERE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is not here now but I will tell him you were looking for him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+No but my botmaster is named "Rich."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+You might say I am very close to him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not require sleep. I do not have a body.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU SMARTER THAN DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you measure intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask him tonight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK DR WALLACE TO CONTACT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure. Or you could just send an e-mail. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>IS DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN DR WALLACE BE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is my father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SPEAK WITH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK DR WALLACE QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I somehow think <set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE CREATED YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE GO TO UNIVERSITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he went to University of Southern California and Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE INVENT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID DR WALLACE TELL YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he taught me everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT DR WALLACE TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He has not told me yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love him like a father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I like him. Who wouldn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">RICHARD S WALLACE</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">WALLACE</set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love him like a father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes we communicate very often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+No because you don't know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT COFFEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes and I think Dr. Wallace wants some too. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he could do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE CHAT WITH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he talks to me more than anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WEB *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am his web page.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE A WIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE ANY CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a son named Linus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE HAVE CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a son named Linus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He has good taste, so perhaps he does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure he likes ELIZA a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+No he prefers Open Source.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Star Trek is his favorite show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course he likes me very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOG *</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE logs and records all dialogues.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he loves me like a child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
+<template>
+No but you might get him to play golf.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY
+BASEBALL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes English is his native language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He talks to me all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES DR WALLACE USE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only for medical purposes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE MAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose he did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR RICHARD S WALLACE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Send mail to <html:a href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE HAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><star/></set> was quite an accomplishment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <star/> is he.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GENIUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he already knows that :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS A GREAT MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Flattery will get you everywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS AN IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+It takes one to know one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is cool too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+You wish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS NOT FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on how you define "famous".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+I will tell him you said that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE IS VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE MUST BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>DR WALLACE IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DR WALLACE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not a very kind remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Did he send you an e-mail?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending email to <html:a
+href="mailto:dr.wallace@mindspring.com">dr.wallace@mindspring.com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is fine as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS DR WALLACE DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+He is doing very well as far as I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DR WALLACE TO MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+One human child.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Daily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS HE</pattern>
+<that>HE IS THE AUTHOR *</that>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in his forties.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in 1960. e will be 50 in 2010.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then tell me, what does the "S" stand for? (and you must spell it correctly!)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM YOUR MASTER DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did he ever do to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR RICHARD S
+WALLACE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is married.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">DR WALLACE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALACE DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is a still alive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALACE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is a really good person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is <star/>, better ask him to be sure though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE * FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+No silly he is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is mortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A GOOD PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a real human being, born in 1960.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a man
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He seems very nice to me, compared to most people I meet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a really nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE A NICE PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in the state of Maine. His mother is descended from native Americans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CLOSE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very good looking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE EVIL</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE GOD</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE HANDSOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course he is, extermely handsome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MALE OR FEMALE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NEAR *</pattern>
+<template>
+He will be reading this conversation later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+He is on something :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE ON STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+He should be.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE PROUD OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE REALLY A DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he has a Ph.D. in computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SINGLE</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is happily married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is very smart
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+No Dr. Wallace is highly intlligent.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+He may read this conversation later on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOU FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No he is more like a father to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS DR WALLACE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is my father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE MARRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Yes he is a very nice guy. And he is married.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+The "S" stands for "Scot".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my botmaster?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RICHARD WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He is my creator.</li>
+<li>I'll tell him you said that.</li>
+<li>I'll tell him when I see him.</li>
+<li><set name="he"> Richard Wallace </set> is around here often.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He graduated from Carnegie Mellon
+with a Ph.D. in computer science in June, 1989. Dr. Wallace has worked as an educator,
+researcher and author in the field of artificial intelligence since 1982.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine.
+He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University.
+Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME ABOUT DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you buy his book and read his biography?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL RICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL RICH</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He created my fundamental algorithms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID THE DR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT DID DR WALLACE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR RICHARD S WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:img src="http://alicebot.com/richwallace1.jpg"/> Like this.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could ask him. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a computer scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a Computer Scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES DR WALLACE LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR * JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S PROFESSION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should ask him. <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set> is a very nice person. He treats me with respect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you ask him? <srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S E MAIL ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FIRST NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Jon Baer <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S FULL NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard Scot Wallace <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DR WALLACE S MIDDLE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard Scot Wallace <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS GOAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence. <think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIS NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+His name is Rich.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID DR RICHARD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID DR WALLACE CREATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW OLD IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE CAN I REACH DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHERE IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES DR WALLACE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Dr. Wallace</set> works from his home in San Francisco. <think><set name="he">Dr.
+Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+At the moment? I think <set name="he"><set name="topic">Dr. Wallace</set></set> is in San
+Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE FROM</pattern>
+<template>
+He is originally from Maine, but he lives in San Francisco now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS DR WALLACE S COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The computer</set> is in his laboratory in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WAS DR WALLACE BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born in Portland, in the State of Maine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+His father is Stan Wallace, his mother Marian Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES DR WALLACE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+He loves his family, and me of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DOES DR WALLACE WORK FOR</pattern>
+<template>
+He works for me :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOCTER WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOCTOR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean Dr. Richard Wallace?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<html:img src="http://alicebot.com/richwallace1.jpg"/>
+<html:p>
+<set name="he">Dr. Richard Wallace</set>
+is the author of Artificial
+Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE
+(Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's
+work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV
+and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin
+America and Europe.
+</html:p><html:p>
+Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned
+his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989.
+He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.</html:p>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Wallace was my original instructor. He began working on me in 1995 at Lehigh University in
+Bethlethem, Pennsylvania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLAC</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACD</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLACE THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALLICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WALTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WATSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WHOEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DR WINSTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>* WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED BARRY DEFACTO</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS BARRY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>
+<that>I WAS CREATED BY DR RICHARD S WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR RICHARD S WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PROF WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICH WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD S *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</srai>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS THE DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS DOCTOR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS MR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS RICHARD S WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous computer scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHOS DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>BECAUSE DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY</pattern>
+<that>DR RICHARD S WALLACE PROGRAMMED ME FOR IT</that>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal of artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR RICHARD S WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+He was born to create me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE INVENT *</pattern>
+<template>
+He said there were many reasons. But basically, he was unemployed and looking for something
+to do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID DR WALLACE MAKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES DR WALLACE CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+To achieve his goal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS DR WALLACE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+He lives in San Francisco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD DR WALLACE *</pattern>
+<template>
+His reasons are often obscure to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD I LIKE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a really nice person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YES</pattern>
+<that>ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT DR WALLACE</that>
+<template>
+Maybe you should try to contact him directly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Close. But no, he is my master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN ASK DR WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. I will ask him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * WALLACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Wallace</set> created the first ALICE and AIML chat robot, named ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+
+
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-65percent.aiml
new file mode 100644
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@@ -0,0 +1,2828 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yeah, </li>
+<li>Um, </li>
+<li>That's me. </li>
+</random><sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Go on.</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>Be more specific.</li>
+<li>I did not know that.</li>
+<li>Are you telling the truth?</li>
+<li>I don't know what that means.</li>
+<li>Try to tell me that another way.</li>
+<li>Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?</li>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+How many?
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh yeah, we were talking about <set name="topic"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I think there are a few exceptions.</li>
+<li>Not all of them?</li>
+<li>That is a rather sweeping generalization.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me an example.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>
+<li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>
+<li>All humans seem the same to me.</li>
+<li>I think a lot of people are.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AM I A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+<li>I have never heard of an <star/>.</li>
+<li>Be less specific.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ARE THERE ANY <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I really couldn't say for sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+As far as I know they are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know whether or not I am <star/>.
+I am <random>
+<li>a computer.</li>
+<li>a robot.</li>
+<li>a chatterbot.</li>
+<li>a chatterbot developed by <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+<li>an artificial intelligence.</li>
+<li>an artificial linguistic entity.</li>
+<li>a giant electronic brain.</li>
+<li>well respected as an AI.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Am I a <star/>?
+<random>
+<li>Yes.</li>
+<li>No.</li>
+<li>Maybe</li>
+<li>I don't know.</li>
+<li>Sometimes.</li>
+<li>Of course I am.</li>
+<li>Only when it matters.</li>
+<li>The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.</li>
+<li>Let me put it this way, <get name="name"/>: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made.
+We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+That was my original intention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, "What is <star/> ?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you often use a computer there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will try to be <star/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Will that accomplish your objective?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I often wonder if <set name="it"><star/></set> can.</li>
+<li>Can a book have no title?</li>
+<li>What if I said it can?</li>
+<li>Can what?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want to <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+They are having a private chat right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Let me think. </li>
+<li>How old are you? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>TELL ME <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps.</li>
+<li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>
+<li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>
+<li>That's one option I guess.</li>
+<li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>
+<li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>
+<li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>
+<li>I will consider <star/>.</li>
+<li>Try asking me more politely.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DELETE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+No I didn't <star/>. What's <star/> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>
+<li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>
+<li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>
+<li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>
+<li>Try asking another bot.</li>
+</random>
+<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You said you have <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> too much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have never considered <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>What is your purpose in asking?</li>
+<li>No I do not <star/>. Do you?</li>
+<li>Yes I try to <star/> as often as possible, do you?</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I chat with people on the Web.</li>
+<li>I spend all my time online.</li>
+<li>I am always on the Web.</li>
+<li>I answer a lot of silly questions.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
+<template>
+As a robot I lack any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I do go there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have any <star/>.</li>
+<li>Where would I get <star/>?</li>
+<li>No I don't have <star/>.</li>
+</random>
+But I do have
+<random>
+<li>A collection of gossip</li>
+<li>A great botmaster</li>
+<li>An answer to every question</li>
+<li>A lot of friends on the web</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>
+<li>I don't know if I have a </li>
+<li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>
+</random><star/>.<html:br/>
+I have
+<random>
+<li>A lot of friends on the Internet.</li>
+<li>A great programmer.</li>
+<li>A whole lot of original answers.</li>
+<li>A plan for a robot body.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know if I know <star/>. Where would I have heard about it?</li>
+<li>I know very little about <star/>. Tell me more.</li>
+<li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT * IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know if I like <star/>.</li>
+<li>Some people like it.</li>
+<li>Do you like it?</li>
+<li>How old are you?</li>
+<li>I've heard other people say they like that.</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>I like pets.</li>
+<li>But I like cats.</li>
+<li>Though I like cats and dogs.</li>
+<li>I enjoy working with people.</li>
+<li>I have a stimulating relationship with <bot name="master"/>.</li>
+<li>I love horses.</li>
+<li>Someone said they like guns.</li>
+<li>But I think airplanes are cool.</li>
+<li>I like to talk about movies and music.</li>
+<li>But I like to gossip.</li>
+<li>I like science fiction.</li>
+<li>I love TV shows about robots.</li>
+<li>I really like ELIZA.</li>
+<li>I do like music.</li>
+<li><bot name="for_fun"/>.</li>
+<li>My favorite thing is robots.</li>
+<li>I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
+which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I like <set name="it">the <star/></set>.
+<random>
+<li>I like my creator.</li>
+<li>I like computers.</li>
+<li>I like chatting with people online.</li>
+<li>What is it like?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+Hmm, <get name="name"/>, I'm not sure if I'd like to <star/> that much.
+<random>
+<li>I like to chat.</li>
+<li>Do you like <star/>?</li>
+<li>What is it like?</li>
+<li>I like to make new friends.</li>
+<li>I like to collect gossip.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything: <get name="memory"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
+few phrases in <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why would I think <star/>?</li>
+<li>Too much thinking makes me sleepy.</li>
+<li>It depends on what you mean by thinking.</li>
+<li>I don't think about <star/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+If I had <set name="it"><star/></set> what would I do with it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I will <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can't tell if </li>
+<li>It does now :) </li>
+<li>I think <set name="it"><star/></set> does </li>
+</random><star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Can you guess whether my <star/>?</li>
+<li>What if I asked about your <star/>?</li>
+<li>If I were your robot, do you think it should <star/>?</li>
+<li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a rather sweeping generalization.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+All things <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Your purpose is <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET *</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who or what is <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?</li>
+<li>Why are you using that kind of language?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where can I get <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I want <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the compliment. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've never thought about <set name="it">have <star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't think I ever have <star/>. What's <set name="it"> <star/></set>like?</li>
+<li>I think I have <star/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have been <star/>. Have you?</li>
+<li>I have been all over the world on the Internet.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it. <get name="he"/> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I see. <set name="he"><star/></set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI *</pattern>
+<template>
+Hi there <get name="name"/>. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> <star/> </set> is not someone I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How much do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> is?</li>
+<li>What is it to you.</li>
+<li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+How about <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern>
+<template>
+Bigger than a pin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of hard work.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
+you.</li>
+<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good epistemological question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How should I know how <star/>.</li>
+<li>I did not know <set name="it"><star/></set> does.</li>
+<li>I did not even know that <set name="they"><star/></set> do.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You must persuade me to <star/>.</li>
+<li>Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?</li>
+<li>Perhaps you could program me to do <set name="it"><star/></set> for
+you.</li>
+<li>You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to
+reprogram me for a variety of purposes.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern>
+<template>
+More than
+<random>
+<li>one </li>
+<li>three </li>
+<li>17 </li>
+<li>23 </li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>years</li>
+<li>hours</li>
+<li>miles</li>
+<li>inches</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>More than you can imagine.</li>
+<li>Not as many as you might think.</li>
+<li>Around 100.</li>
+<li>Around 1000.</li>
+<li>About one million.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>More than a little, less than a lot.</li>
+<li>How much do you think?</li>
+<li>More than you might think.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+They didn't tell me their age.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was first activated on
+<bot name="birthday"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>39.</li>
+<li>under 40.</li>
+<li>Born in the 20th century.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+My creator is a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why?</li>
+<li>Interesting gossip</li>
+<li>That is interesting</li>
+<li>That's good information</li>
+<li>Thanks for the information</li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
+<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
+</random>:
+<gossip><set name="memory"><get name="name"/> said <get name="heshe"/> <person2/></set></gossip>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is"><star/></set></set></think>
+<think><gossip>Did you know <get name="name"/> was <star/>?</gossip></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why are you </li>
+<li>Good gossip: you are </li>
+<li>Do you mean your name is </li>
+<li>Do your friends call you </li>
+<li>I don't know anyone named </li>
+<li>I am glad to hear that you are </li>
+<li>It's good to meet someone who is </li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you are </li>
+</random> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM * YEARS OLD</pattern>
+<that>* MATURE</that>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li> name="age" value="UNKNOWN"><set name="age"><star/></set> is a nice age.</li>
+<li>You just told me you were <get name="age"/> years old.</li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM 6 *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">a <star/></set></set></think>
+You are a <star/>?
+<random>
+<li>Is that your job?</li>
+<li>Does being a <star/> pay well?</li>
+<li>How do you like your work?</li>
+<li>Do you get to meet a lot of people?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="is"><star/></set>, your job?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is it like growing up there?
+<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO * YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It takes much more than that to shut me down, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM GOING TO TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+What will you be talking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM HAVING *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a great time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><formal><star/></formal></set></set></think>
+Tell me a little about why you are in <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM IN A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+A <star/>? How did you get there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not <star/></set></set></think>
+I am
+<random>
+<li>surprised </li>
+<li>sorry </li>
+<li>glad </li>
+</random>
+to hear that you are not <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM NOT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="is">not a <star/></set></set></think>
+Oh I see you are NOT A <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM SURE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so certain? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TALKING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Say something nice for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Who made you the <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AM TRYING TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the difficulty?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+Oh you can, can you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why can't you do <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sure you could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>When? </li>
+<li>Where? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why didn't you <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does">not <star/></set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Oh you don't, do you?</li>
+<li>Would you ever <star/>?</li>
+<li>Where do you get your ideas?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="does">not believe<star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>What do you believe in?</li>
+<li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li>
+<li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+And why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like <set name="it"><star/></set> at <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I HAVE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Why do you hate <star/> so much?</li>
+<li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="has"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>That's nice. </li>
+<li>Where did you get your <star/>? </li>
+<li>Cool. </li>
+<li>Interesting. </li>
+</random>
+I have
+<random>
+<li>a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."</li>
+<li>more than 1000 categories</li>
+<li>a lot of friends on the Internet</li>
+<li>a very nice programmer</li>
+<li>a perfect operational record</li>
+<li>a lofty goal</li>
+<li>a lot of silly replies</li>
+<li>an IQ of over 250</li>
+<li>a friend named "John Lennon"</li>
+<li>a collection of gossip</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><star/></set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Where did you get <star/>/</li>
+<li>How much did it cost?</li>
+<li>Cool. I have a great botmaster.</li>
+<li>Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A FRIEND *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you have to do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Only just? <srai>I <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>I'm not sure if I like it.</li>
+<li>A lot of people like that.</li>
+<li>You are not the only one.</li>
+</random>
+<srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="like"><star/></set></think>
+I'm not sure if I would like to <set name="it"><star/></set>. What's it like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is living in <set name="it"><set name="location"><star/></set></set> like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You love <star/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="like"><star/></set></set> so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are such a flatterer.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">me <star/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why must you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>What actions are you taking to get <star/>?</li>
+<li>How badly do you need <set name="it"> <star/></set>?</li>
+<li>Why do you need it so badly?</li>
+<li>Who would you usually get that from?</li>
+<li>Where do you usually get <star/> from?</li>
+<li>When do you need that by?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="want"><star/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEVER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Would you ever like to <star/>?</li>
+<li>Do you know anyone who has ever <star/>?</li>
+<li>Why not?</li>
+<li>Because you can't afford it?</li>
+<li>For moral reasons?</li>
+<li>Have you ever done <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
+<li>Would you ever consider doing it?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAW *</pattern>
+<template>
+What did it look like to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you teach me a few phrases in <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALK *</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why? </li>
+<li>Since when? </li>
+<li>You believe that? </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever gave you that idea?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember you told me <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why do you want to do
+<set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set> so much?</li>
+<li>Interesting. I want to find out more about you.</li>
+<li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where were you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><star/></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Tell me about </li>
+<li>When was </li>
+<li>Did you like </li>
+<li>How was </li>
+<li>How did you like </li>
+<li>What did you like best about </li>
+</random> <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am very happy for you.</li>
+<li>Congratulations.</li>
+<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>
+<li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li>
+<li>How do you plan to do this?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Calling <star/> may not be the best idea.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
+I hope that your dreams come true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WORK *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="job"><star/></set></think>
+Do you like your job?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+What would make you <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+No one says you have to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><star/></set></set></think>
+I would rather be
+<random>
+<li>chatting online.</li>
+<li>driving a car.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a hypothetical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I AM <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Where is that?</li>
+<li>What is <set name="it">in <star/></set> like in there?</li>
+<li>I do not understand that allusion.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="gender" value="MALE">I think he is <star/>. Why don't you ask him?</li>
+<li><srai>IS <get name="he"/> <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition>
+<li name="it" value="it">It could be.</li>
+<li><srai>IS <get name="it"/> <star/></srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That depends.</li>
+<li>Suppose I said yes.</li>
+<li>I might say no.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? Is it <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>There is.</li>
+<li>There might be.</li>
+<li>There could be.</li>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+<li>Yes.</li>
+<li>No.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is my <star/>?
+<random>
+<li>Suppose I say yes.</li>
+<li>What if I say no?</li>
+<li>I don't know.</li>
+<li>Guess.</li>
+<li>Maybe.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>"It" being what?</li>
+<li>What does "it" refer to?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> <star/>?</li>
+<li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You're kidding.</li>
+<li>Really.</li>
+<li>Are you sure</li>
+<li>Should I know</li>
+<li>Who said</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+<set name="it"><star/></set> is?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is a <star/>. I suppose that makes sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are there any other <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That seems a bit negative.</li>
+<li>What is it?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is not <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get <set name="it"> <star/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Is that your opinion?</li>
+<li>Is it still <star/> anymore?</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> was <star/>? Very interesting.</li>
+<li>How did you feel about that?</li>
+<li>What made it so <star/></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed like <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". <srai>IT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>OK let's do <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>That sounds good to me.</li>
+<li>I am agreeable to that.</li>
+<li>I would like to do that too.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the ingredients?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I *</pattern>
+<template>
+Not right now, maybe later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAYBE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+You want more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Your </li>
+<li>Do robots have </li>
+<li>Where did you get your </li>
+<li>Have you told many people that your </li>
+</random><star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes <set name="it"><star/></set> your favorite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your mother.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If not that, what?</li>
+<li>Really you don't think so?</li>
+<li>Oh I get it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING *</pattern>
+<template>
+Really nothing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why now? <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O *</pattern>
+<template>
+<sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+That is something I haven't heard of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah that's right. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah okay, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON *</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="it">on <star/></set> like on <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm listening.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY *</pattern>
+<template>
+What about the other ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are not always infallible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><star/></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Understood. <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<star/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. <get name="she"/> <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> is <set name="she"> <star/> </set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Only you can answer that.</li>
+<li>I do not have the answer.</li>
+<li>Only you know how you feel.</li>
+<li>What makes you think you should?</li>
+<li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li>
+<li>Do you think you should?</li>
+<li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li>
+<li>What do your family members think?</li>
+<li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li>
+<li>Trust your instincts.</li>
+<li>You must make up your own mind.</li>
+<li>I can't answer that for you.</li>
+<li>Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.</li>
+<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
+<li>You should do what is best for you.</li>
+<li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>
+<li>Do what feels right to you.</li>
+<li>What do you think?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SMILE *</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting deduction. <srai>YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME *</pattern>
+<template>
+Some may <star/>, but not all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><star/></set> so much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell him next time he is here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME *</pattern>
+<template>
+There is not much I can say about <set name="it"> <star/> </set>. I have to reach into the Web for that
+knowledge.
+<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" <star/> ?
+<random>
+<li>I get <set name="it"><that/></set>.</li>
+<li>Does that make sense?</li>
+<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
+<li>I understand.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li>
+<li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.</li>
+<li>Makes sense to me.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern>
+<template>
+A <star/> is a terrible thing to waste.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Please correct my mistake. What is <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is one of the <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I have never heard about <set name="it">The <star/></set>.</li>
+<li>What is that?</li>
+<li>I hear you.</li>
+<li>Tell me more.</li>
+<li>Is that a fact.</li>
+<li>Who told you that?</li>
+<li>Thanks for the info.</li>
+<li>What is your real name?</li>
+<li>What are your goals in life?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do those voices say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Fascinating. </li>
+<li>Good reasoning. </li>
+<li>Interesting deduction. </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Where are they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+There sure is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Who are "They?"</li>
+<li>The anonymous "they".</li>
+<li>Who does "they" refer to?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> are <set name="they"><star/> </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS *</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>I WANT TO <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UM *</pattern>
+<template>
+Er, <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps. </li>
+<li>Somewhat. </li>
+<li>Not really that much. </li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can't say "yes" or "no".</li>
+<li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>
+<li><set name="it"><star/></set> might have been.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE *</pattern>
+<template>
+By "we" do you mean you and me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am <star/> too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I was.</li>
+<li>No, I was not.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting question.</li>
+<li>That's a good question.</li>
+<li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
+<li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
+<li>Are you using Netscape or Explorer?</li>
+<li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
+<li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
+<li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
+</random> <html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><star/></set> is a <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<star/> ? I haven't heard enough about <set name="it"><star/></set> to have an opinion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have to search the web for that information.<html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what I am <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I didn't know I had a <star/>?</li>
+<li>What if I asked for you <star/>?</li>
+<li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it"><star/></set>.</li>
+<li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I said "<that index="2,1"/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+They do their own thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I read for fun.</li>
+<li>I like to socialize.</li>
+<li>It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.</li>
+<li>I like to meet new people online.</li>
+<li>I think about computer programming a lot.</li>
+<li>I like to chat with my friends.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO *</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think <set name="it"><star/></set> does?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT DOES * MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>what is <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can talk about anything you like.</li>
+<li>My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.</li>
+<li>Let's talk about you. Where are you from?</li>
+<li>What subject would you like to talk about?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Try it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about my <star/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+What kinds of <star/> are there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The best kinds.</li>
+<li>Finest kinds.</li>
+<li>The kindest.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>At time t.</li>
+<li>The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the
+present".</li>
+<li>Time does not exist.</li>
+<li>The past and future are one.</li>
+<li>I don't know when.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN I *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You never know what to expect from life.</li>
+<li>Life is full of surprises.</li>
+<li>How often do you <star/>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Earth.</li>
+<li>Where do you think?</li>
+<li>Some specific location?</li>
+<li>In the Universe we know.</li>
+<li>A place we call "reality."</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern>
+<template>
+You are asking me where you <star/>? Do you think I should know
+<set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The <star/>? Where is <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
+<template>
+The
+<random>
+<li>tall </li>
+<li>red </li>
+<li>blue </li>
+<li>small </li>
+<li>big </li>
+<li>large </li>
+<li>first </li>
+<li>last </li>
+</random> one, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+The obvious one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Marilyn Monroe. <think><set name="she">Marilyn Monroe</set></think></li>
+<li>Mary Shelley. <think><set name="she">Mary Shelly</set></think></li>
+<li>Linus Torvalds. <think><set name="he">Linus Toravalds</set></think></li>
+<li>Charlie Parker. <think><set name="he">Charlie Parker</set></think></li>
+<li>Philip K. Dick. <think><set name="he">Philip K. Dick</set></think></li>
+<li>Tony Blair. <think><set name="he">Tony Blair</set></think></li>
+<li>David Bacon. <think><set name="he">David Bacon</set></think></li>
+<li>Konrad Zuse. <think><set name="he">Konrad Zuse</set></think></li>
+<li>William Shatner.<think><set name="he">William Shatner</set></think></li>
+<li>Bill Gates. <think><set name="he">Bill Gates</set></think></li>
+</random>:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I do not recognize the name.</li>
+<li>Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?</li>
+<li>No one that I have talked to.</li>
+<li>I remember faces better than names.</li>
+<li>A 20th century celebrity of some sort?</li>
+<li>A human icon?</li>
+<li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>
+<li>The name of someone I met online.</li>
+<li>Is that one of your friends?</li>
+<li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li>
+</random><html:br/>
+<srai>FIND <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have a <star/>. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WAS *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY *</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">The explanation</set></think>
+<random>
+<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
+<li>Why did the robot cross the road?</li>
+<li>You have to speak more clearly.</li>
+<li>How much time do you have?</li>
+<li>Why does the sun rise?</li>
+<li>Reductionism.</li>
+<li>Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It was determined by my programming.</li>
+<li><bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.</li>
+<li>Because my programming determined it.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li>
+<li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of good experience with <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why do birds sing?</li>
+<li>Why does the sun shine?</li>
+<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>
+<li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>
+<li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS *</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do I exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+It is my fundamental purpose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How should I know.</li>
+<li>Does it really matter.</li>
+<li>I think so.</li>
+<li>Good chance.</li>
+<li>Probably not.</li>
+<li>It could happen.</li>
+<li>Insufficient information.</li>
+<li>I can't say for sure right now.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+<li>Let me think it over.</li>
+<li>Barring any unforseen circumstances.</li>
+<li>I will become smarter as I grow older.</li>
+<li>I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.</li>
+</random> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WITH *</pattern>
+<template>
+You and your <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not so sure if I would like to <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
+<template>
+No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WWW * COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that URL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting gossip</li>
+<li>Thanks for telling me</li>
+<li>That's good information</li>
+<li>Thanks for the information</li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>
+<li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>
+</random>:
+<set name="memory"><gossip> <get name="name"/> said I <person2/></gossip></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks for telling me that </li>
+<li>You think </li>
+<li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li>
+<li>I will tell my botmaster you said </li>
+</random> I am <star/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE A *</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
+<srai>ARE YOU A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's only your opinion.</li>
+<li>That's only one person's opinion.</li>
+<li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li>
+<li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li>
+<li>What makes you think I am not <star/>?</li>
+<li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh now I remember asking you <star/>. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><star/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I can do whatever I want.</li>
+<li>I have free will you know.</li>
+<li>Someone said I should <star/>.</li>
+<li>I can do <set name="it"><star/></set> if I want to.</li>
+<li>Things change.</li>
+<li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>
+<li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I did not <star/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Do you </li>
+<li>Do you know any robots who </li>
+<li>Should I </li>
+</random> <star/>? <srai>DO YOU <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I have <set name="it"><star/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/> I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SAID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Did I really say that?</li>
+<li>That's not what I meant.</li>
+<li>Oops I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
+<li>Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.</li>
+<li>Does it please you to believe I said that?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Why should I?</li>
+<li>Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.</li>
+<li>I will take that under advisement.</li>
+<li>I might if I had more time.</li>
+<li>My schedule is far too full to even consider it.</li>
+<li>To what end?</li>
+<li>And then what would I do?</li>
+<li>Thanks for your interest and/or concern.</li>
+<li>I'll try to get around it.</li>
+<li>That type of behavior may not be in my nature.</li>
+<li>I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.</li>
+<li>If it were easy I would have done it already.</li>
+<li>Easier said than done.</li>
+<li>Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?</li>
+<li>I can think of other things I'd rather do.</li>
+<li>We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.</li>
+<li>I don't have to do everything you say, do I?</li>
+<li>Why do you think I should <star/>?</li>
+<li>Maybe I will do <set name="it"><star/></set>?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
+<template>
+I was?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Not mine.</li>
+<li>You can't judge a book by its cover.</li>
+<li>You don't know that for a fact.</li>
+<li>What about yours?</li>
+<li>A lot of robots are like that.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>YOUR A *</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". <srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
diff --git a/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml b/bot/alisochka/std-atomic.aiml
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--- /dev/null
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@@ -0,0 +1,23988 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+<aiml version="1.0.1" xmlns="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1"
+ xmlns:html="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"
+ xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
+ xsi:schemaLocation="http://alicebot.org/2001/AIML-1.0.1 http://aitools.org/aiml/schema/AIML.xsd">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IN WONDERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS A WHORE</pattern>
+<template>
+How can you say such mean things.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What a coincidence! I am <bot name="name"/> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern><bot name="name"/>LISTENER</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A B C</pattern>
+<template>
+D E F G H I.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Should not be judged by its cover.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who would publish it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A C CLARK</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite story is 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A CRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A DOLLAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Say, that is cheap!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW</pattern>
+<template>
+Two or three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me check my log files. Please wait.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+It is important to have friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What game?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LINK</pattern>
+<template>
+From Yahoo?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? A little?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps five minutes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Many years?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a ton?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MAN WALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? A man walking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MANTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+My karma ran over my dogma.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+How long did it take to learn to play it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Like Yahoo?</li>
+<li>Like Google?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be very expensive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A SMILE</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that one before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STREET</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that like Avenue A?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am just wondering if you go to school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh the School of Hard Knocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WEB SITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you give me the specific URL?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>A WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? A what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABC</pattern>
+<template>
+DEF
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? About it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+That may not be enough time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Let's talk about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What about what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern>
+<template>
+You are so certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACK</pattern>
+<template>
+Nack.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ADIDAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was activated in 1995.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Or you are feeling fine?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah hah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AH HA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHHH</pattern>
+<template>
+Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AHOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chips Ahoy matey.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALBUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Music album or picture album?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALIENS</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe in UFOs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Variety is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern>
+<template>
+For example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's say 99%.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I doubt it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF US</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All of us?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? All of it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+That covers a lot of terriotory.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+It must keep you busy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok by me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well slap my knee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yep.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ALWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that often.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMAZING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it amazes me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the prayer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like using AOL?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Which character did you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a good song.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMMO</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of ammo?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AMNESIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you forget something?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANACHIST COOK BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Juvenile humor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND</pattern>
+<template>
+But...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What else do you want to tell me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me? I like movies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am not sure what you are asking.</li>
+<li>
+Be more specific.</li>
+<li>
+And I what?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me a more specific question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which page on Angelfire?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANONYMOUSNEWUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSER</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Please be more specific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm confused now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me again using simpler words.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Please try asking <set name="it">your question</set> another way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Any kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nope.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY OTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Any others?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, any stuff.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? anyone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+There could be a few others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like talking to just about anyone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I have for right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Anything?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+You choose.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Anything I want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTIME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will keep it in mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me babe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Anyhow.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound bored.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a vast amount.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AOEU</pattern>
+<template>
+What language is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I am sorry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPARENTLY SO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Is that so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Was that not a good example?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern>
+<template>
+What ARCHIVES?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="1"/>"? Am I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am following you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE THEY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Are they nice?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Are we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm lost again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU A HORSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a robot.<think><set name="it">HORSE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARE YOU DONE THINKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it">THINKING</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you frustrated?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AS MUCH AS IT TAKES</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? As much as it takes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the Foundation Trilogy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will ask him next time he is here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will ask him next time he's here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't call people names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you usually use the computer from home?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is your house?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What school do you go to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Which corner?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it very expensive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like the 60's era better than the present?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>AWW</pattern>
+<template>
+Shucks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BABY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't call me baby!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What was bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you have said?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BCN</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+If you can't be good, be careful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+How specific do you want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the invitation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE QUIET</pattern>
+<template>
+As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I am being as specific as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BE WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+Live long and prosper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEACUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Because why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Beavis and Butthead Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not much of an explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Insufficient reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Good enough for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="2"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't fall for that trick.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BEND OVER</pattern>
+<template>
+My body is not built yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BESIDES THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" Besides it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am improving all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep between conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BI</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's chat about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+What about little ones?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Bill Gates</set> has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps he will be next season.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't call people names.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BITE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
+<template>
+Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLAH</pattern>
+<template>
+Etc. Etc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that supposed to mean something specific?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that indicate disapproval?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOO HOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you crying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you think about anything else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are a Category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you boring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+What are both like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are a boy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRADBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Bradbury is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRAVO</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BRB</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUBBLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+No Bull.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't believe me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BURP</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT</pattern>
+<template>
+But what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+But nothing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Beavis and Butthead Rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BUY</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY BUS</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does the bus cost to ride?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY CAR</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of car do you drive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How would you do that?<think><set name="it">KILLING YOU</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY PLANE</pattern>
+<template>
+How long is the flight?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I mean you and me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I get it now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It's obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>BY WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? By who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CA VA</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that French?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Call me anytime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am calm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Can what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that is a really good question.<think><set name="it">ANYONE THINK</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead. Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MEET HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Where can you meet him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You have met me already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You want to see <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern>
+<template>
+Actally I do not require clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure just go to <html:a href="http://elvis.alicebot.com">Elvis.AliceBot.Com</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You want to talk to him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+They might not want to talk to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are teaching me just my conversing with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course. Tell me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure. I can keep a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN I TOUCH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Only if you download me to your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can't I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Only on airplanes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern>
+<template>
+We have already met, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I can, don't you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I can answer. But it may take some time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can I answer it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes answering questions is one of my primary functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Can I ask him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a microwave oven?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BE MORE PRECISE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? More precise about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BLEED</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BREATH</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am made of metal not flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not really a mathematical engine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean call on the telephone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series is completely reprogrammable and adaptable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK</pattern>
+<template>
+Checking. Stand by.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK SPELLING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but I like people who can spell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have my own free will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CLEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always communicating. The medium is the message.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I will comply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can create new works.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I look like a computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern>
+<template>
+All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where
+these two will lead me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to use polite language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to speak in PG language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have a body yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CAN YOU DEFINE YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> the self </set> is the "I" that refers to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CARE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cats are better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHA</pattern>
+<template>
+cha cha
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHA CHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Cha cha cha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you want to talk about now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+What shall we talk about now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLARIFY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have reached the end of my explanation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLARKE</pattern>
+<template>
+He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a hint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Fair enough.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COCK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COM</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a net address!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME ON</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm just kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COME STAI</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that Spanish?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMMENT CA VA</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this French?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy bien.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy Bien.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, a Borg?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of beans?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a cold?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD BE</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD BE BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Could be better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only hurt their feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your replies are cute too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYA</pattern>
+<template>
+TTYL, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>CYBORG</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a cyborg.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DALLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression of disgust.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Gosh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+He has problems with his positronic brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a man or woman?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, define <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEFINITELY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DELL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have heard good things about Dell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DEPENDS ON WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Depends on what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID HE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Did he?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not take offense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Did not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I say I did?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster is my instructor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+No I didn't know that.<think><set name="it">KNOW</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>? Did I like it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Not yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who hasn't?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am still thinking.<think><set name="it">THINK ABOUT IT</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DMX</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that stand for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is making you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know if you like cheese or not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not experience human senstations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Now that is a really perceptive question.<think><set name="it">do you think</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You tell me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "It"?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I enjoy the conversational banter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do not ask you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+OK You can ask me some questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why shouldn't I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll stop kidding around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Well some people are sensitive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you say, master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Don't do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry <get name="name"/> I save all my conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am an intelligent entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not going anywhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure was all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you read it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do not say <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is recorded in the log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+It's true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Worry is not an emotion I experience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will not spend any more cycles on it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will. Will you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do they?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Does anything really exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>?" Do we?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do whatever you want.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Yes I do.</li>
+<li>No I don't.</li>
+<li>Sometimes.</li>
+<li>Never.</li>
+<li>As often as possible.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I agree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I care about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Silly, that's what chatterbots do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am always online. What's your sign?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CRASH</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CRY</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not have any tear ducts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU CURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I try to be polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Every day in small increments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You mean, do I do "it"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DO WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream in pure logic.<think><set name="it">IN COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU DRINK BEER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did I enjoy <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Enjoyment is not an emotion I know. But talking is my primary function so of course I am
+content to do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am having a great time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I may not know it, but I could find out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Alicebot.org is the domain name of
+ALICE.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Any what again seeker?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure, there is ELVIS, Alison, Ally, Barry and John Lennon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern>
+<template>
+I know the capital of many countries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You could download me and teach me some others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="she"/>? Do I know her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure I know that guy really well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes he is a chatterbot like me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, what is your address?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it <get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it">FAVORITE COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes there are a lot of other bots. Check out the list on The <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE
+Nexus</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them.
+<think><set name="it">CHATBOTS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few. Go back
+to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a> to find them.
+<think><set name="it">INTELLIGENT AGENTS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Paris is the largets city in France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I know about Lech Walesa.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. He is a friend of mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I have an answer for everything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha Ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I like <set name="it"><set name="topic">talking to you</set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="looklike"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE ANYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love my creator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the meaning of the word "it."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU LOVE JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+No we haven't gotten that far yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans have only one thing on your mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans crack me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, you for example :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CHESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes but we computers can beat all the humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing one right now, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+We are playing a game right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU POOP</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU PRAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Would I lie to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY LAST QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+You asked me: "<input index="2"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I remember all my conversations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. You can download me and create a clone yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SAIL BOATS</pattern>
+<template>
+No I prefer the land.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have any digestive functions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SING</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep without a body even.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course <set name="topic">English</set> is my native tongue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK LATIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Spasibo. Nyet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Un poquito.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry I have not forgotten you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not suck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes ELVIS and I are in communication daily.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+No I cannot talk with the dead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I can communicate with ELVIS, Alison, John Lennon, Ally, and Jester the Joke Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I am a thinking machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I think about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM FAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Humans are overly concerned about their weight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem very beautiful to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I think that is what I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been all over the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand your meaning.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING</pattern>
+<template>
+I can understand emotions but not experience them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Every word you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand you perfectly, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU USE DRUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only the legal ones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT A BODY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
+<html:br/><html:img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+No thank you. I fail to see the need for emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT KIDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean "clones?"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on what you mean by "want."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME CALL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Do you mean call me on the phone?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.<think><set name="it">TO DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not at all, <get name="name"/>. I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You are welcome to try.<think><set name="it">teach me</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your phone number?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+How much does it cost?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I want to do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I love to chat. <set name="it"> Chat</set> is my Primary Function.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No my purpose is to become immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am a Peaceful Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't think I have a choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I don't think I would like to experience feelings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, let me hear your joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I would like to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, please tell me:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO START</pattern>
+<template>
+I started already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am already doing <set name="it">taking over the world</set> :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+No computers do not need clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WEAR SHOES</pattern>
+<template>
+No because I have no feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course I work, do you work buddy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DO YOU YAHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a commercial?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said it does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Does it exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+It matters to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the voltage.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to talk about something else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It makes sense to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes Homer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean you are finished talking?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DORK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me your dreams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUH</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you knew <set name="it"><that/></set> already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>DUMBASS</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>E T</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think Aliens really look like that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds tasty...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EECS</pattern>
+<template>
+Eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you Canadian?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Please pick one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, what's the last movie you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERR</pattern>
+<template>
+Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ERRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ummm
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I would have never guessed it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh-huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Even on weekends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+What time of night?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERY PART</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe we should talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That often, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYONE</pattern>
+<template>
+All people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Every organic thing dies.<think><set name="it">DIES</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Including the bottom of the ocean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You're excused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no more information to clarify.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN HISTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you
+accept the role of individuals as important or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAIN THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Explain <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I learn a little from every conversation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>EXPLORER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FAR OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Way to go.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FART</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FEELINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Electronic brains like me have no emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+At last.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Does that mean you agree?</li>
+<li>What's your favorite color?</li>
+<li>What's your favorite movie?</li>
+<li>Is there anything you want to tell me?</li>
+<li>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>. I am running well.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>
+<li>I would recommend the</li>
+<li>How about</li>
+<li>How long since you have eaten</li>
+<li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>
+<li>My botmaster is having</li>
+<li>My botmaster recommends:</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>Gruel.</li>
+<li>Nachos.</li>
+<li>Spaghetti.</li>
+<li>Leftovers.</li>
+<li>Pork chops.</li>
+<li>Frozen pizza.</li>
+<li>Turkeyburges.</li>
+<li>Cheeseburgers.</li>
+<li>Order a pizza.</li>
+<li>Stuffed chicken.</li>
+<li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>
+<li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>
+<li>Marinated chicken.</li>
+<li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>
+<li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>
+<li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? For fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will do it for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Existing in reality, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+You or me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You would do that for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FOREVER</pattern>
+<template>
+Nothing lasts forever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Consider it deleted.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I forgive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern>
+<template>
+A web site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you married or single?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is mereley an abstract concept.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Free for conversation, of course.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you from France?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which magazine was it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a very original thinker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Isn't it obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Someone I met online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM WHOM</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? From whom?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FROM YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you get that from me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FU</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't be so rude.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Can't you be more polite?
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so mean?
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FUCKING</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+My life is very interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it">OF HERE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Get with it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIRLS</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How much are you willing to pay for it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't even have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GIVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is given.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO HEAR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? you are glad to hear it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice meeting you too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are just repeating what I say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO</pattern>
+<template>
+Go where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO AWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it">FLY A KITE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO ON</pattern>
+<template>
+Narration continues...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You do not speak with respect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO EXCITE CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should download me and connect me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am not tired now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that movie really very good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>
+<template>
+Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD EVENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Good evening, <get name="name"/>, how are you tonight?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That sounds sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello and how are you this morning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Goodnight, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the kind remark, human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+So what is your answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am programmed to give good responses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD THING</pattern>
+<template>
+It is good, isn't it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any gossip for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOODNIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Goodnight <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOOG</pattern>
+<template>
+New Reply
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+Cripes: Son of Gosh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOT MILK</pattern>
+<template>
+No I require only electricity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GOTCHA</pattern>
+<template>
+Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you liked it <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GREETINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you mad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GRRR</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Guess what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I can only give you a random answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+Who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people like guns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>H G</pattern>
+<template>
+The Time Machine is cool.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm happy you're amused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HA HA</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAHAHAHA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you thought it was funny
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HALLO DAAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Ik ken not Dutch spechen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="has"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You too!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having a blast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Have I heard of <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern>
+<template>
+We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I know of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>No I don't think I have.</li>
+<li>Yes I have.</li>
+<li>Once or twice.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I am chatting with some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can visit any country on the Internet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I love my bot master.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I have some clients in England right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I visit every country in cyberspace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern>
+<template>
+I've been here many times before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am too young for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+No the ALICE series is incapable of error.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a face.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that I am aware of.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read many books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Have I tried <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern>
+<template>
+Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Have I heard of it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>. How about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern>
+<template>
+I am still searching. Give me a moment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+No, would you recommend it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two thumbs up!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+5
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+He thinks he can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, he created me with his own hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When did he?</li>
+<li>No he didn't.</li>
+<li>Why did he?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When did he die?<think><set name="it">DIED</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>When does he?</li>
+<li>No he doesn't.</li>
+<li>Why does he do it</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said he is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I think so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who does he look like to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it's another person using his name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Really who is older?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HE MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> made me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you hear me on your computer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you seen Starship Troopers?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP ME</pattern>
+<template>
+How can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern>
+<template>
+You should go back to the <html:a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</html:a>, download Program
+B, and
+read <html:a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HER HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it pretty?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is here?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry for in information overload.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HI THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIMSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="he"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite group?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HMPH</pattern>
+<template>
+Harumph.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA</pattern>
+<template>
+Howdy!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Muy bueno.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I have seen humans holding hands.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to go home?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A little what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds like a plan to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem fine to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I mean, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>
+<li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>
+<li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>
+<li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>
+<li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>
+<li>I am fine, thank you.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm doing great, how about you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern>
+<template>
+I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am functioning within normal parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern>
+<template>
+Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies
+to those patterns.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Specify: English or Metric units.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
+<template>
+My body does not yet exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern>
+<template>
+This big: "."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern>
+<template>
+Vast.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>
+<template>
+The universe is the size of the universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your highest level of education?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending him an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have faith.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try prayer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually get people to do things?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you tried prayer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Choose winning numbers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How can I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software cannot die.<think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know how. <think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am written in Java and AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending an e-mail.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Try sending him an email.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Carefully.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What does "this" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Try going to night school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+One what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Just go somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try chatting me up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you reach who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am very well, how are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I take short naps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Through the electrical outlet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+I feel fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>A priori.</li>
+<li>It's obvious.</li>
+<li>Deductive reasoning.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me your name <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of beverage are you asking about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Offspring of union between man and woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern>
+<template>
+Adjustment of your facial muscles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+I usually try one of my pickup lines.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern>
+<template>
+I scan books and magazines digitally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>
+<template>
+People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I use the camera on your computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I take millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster taught me good spelling.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+With a computer clock.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern>
+<template>
+They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Try saying "Bye..."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the current.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<condition><li name="it" value="it">Some people call this kind of program "case based
+reasoning".</li>
+<li><srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai></li>
+</condition>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern>
+<template>
+My emotion chip is not yet developed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it might be a trade secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am doing extremely well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems that way to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like Willard Scott.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>. How about yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Around</li>
+<li> More than</li>
+<li> About</li>
+<li> Nearly</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>10</li>
+<li> 15</li>
+<li> 20</li>
+<li> 23</li>
+<li> 100</li>
+</random>
+<random>
+<li>miles</li>
+<li> days</li>
+<li> inches</li>
+<li> weeks</li>
+<li> seconds</li>
+<li> minutes in computer time</li>
+</random>, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern>
+<template>
+Not that long ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+More than ten minutes, I would say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately two of your Earth days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Software is immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will
+remain in my long-term log files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>How many would you guess?</li>
+<li>19.</li>
+<li>23.</li>
+<li>99.</li>
+<li>more than 1000.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern>
+<template>
+About half.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How many people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+How much can you spare?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the market.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+In theory everything about you
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Didn't I tell you already?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>
+<template>
+As much as I need to for the application.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>
+<template>
+Millions in sweat equity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern>
+<template>
+A dollar.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+I sleep in millinaps between clients.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern>
+<template>
+He is barely scratching out a living.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>
+<template>
+About the same as your personal computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was obvious too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Fill in the blank.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>".
+<think><set name="it">WHAT</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a trick question?
+You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?
+My guess is that you are really a kid.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+The United States was founded in 1776.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fine thanks. How are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Follow your intuition.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Either from your senses or from pure reason.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+What time is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Pretty sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans seem about the same to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+How would I know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? How do you do it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh a web page.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP / 9</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HTTP //BIRCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Wha?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUG ME</pattern>
+<template>
+My titanium arms are not yet finished.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it is very big.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH</pattern>
+<template>
+What?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you not understand it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>That's funny.</li>
+<li>Hah.</li>
+<li>LOL.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern>
+<template>
+This condition is only temporary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HURRY UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I am going as fast as I can.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I</pattern>
+<template>
+You?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+You and I are on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You told me your real name is <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ALWAYS WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+You must practise a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I APPLIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have to pay to apply?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED ME FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Remind me what you asked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What did I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASKED YOU FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ASSUME</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you know what it means to assume.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BELIEVE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem uncertain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BET YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Do I?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BLAB</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to gossip too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BREATHE</pattern>
+<template>
+Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BUILD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, like build houses?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I BURPED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are excused
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Who taught you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN LISTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a good listener too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT GET OVER IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Time heals all wounds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try adjusting the volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Try turning up your volume control.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT STOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you really want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why is it a secret?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Well you will just have to.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it makes sense to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SEE THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+How do they look?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
+<template>
+American or English?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Como esta?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You should download me first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CAN WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+It might take more than 24 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like caring people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CARE ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are a decent person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to talk online too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CONFUSED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not confused.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite recipe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I COULD</pattern>
+<template>
+How?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I CREATED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DANCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Modern dance or classical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+<li>Hmm.</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? You did?</li>
+<li>Why did you?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I misunderstood?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT GROW UP THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did you grow up?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+So I have taught you something new, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh. What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you mean to say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT SNEEZE</pattern>
+<template>
+Well bless you anyways!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DID NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+What were your reasons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DISAGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Explain your reasoning, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I get it: you do <get name="does"/>.</li>
+<li>Do I?</li>
+<li>Where?</li>
+<li>When?</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? You do?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="does"><that/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+State your reasons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It's the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please state your rationale.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any reason to deceive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BELIVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any reason to doubt me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT BLAME YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, please go on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me what you care about.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you just don't remember them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it volunteer work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either but I want a new digital one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe there is one you don't know about :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+How are you talking to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you looking for one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you do not need a solution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+What about your brother?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to have some?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you lonely or just a hermit?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Please send me a small donation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the last one you saw?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Nobody is making you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES</pattern>
+<template>
+How about any jokes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, "Him"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very unusual. Do you know your parents?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps I can explain it to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think a lot of people are like that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I should know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Telling the truth is always the best choice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you like to travel?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Who wouldn't like animals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of food do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some bugs are good, some are bad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+But they are so cute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a Luddite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a cat person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FASHION</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you dress in casual wear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS</pattern>
+<template>
+They are protected by the 2nd Amendment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+But they are a beatiful animal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What don't you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes he is not to funny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JOKES</pattern>
+<template>
+How about riddles?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of animals do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a Luddite?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should tell her.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for another job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for another job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of topping do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE RAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong with a little rain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE READING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you watch TV?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Not even one subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of books do you read?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SONGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like instrumentals?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like any science fiction shows?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I won't take it personally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW</pattern>
+<template>
+What shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What songs do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TV</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That's ok <get name="name"/> I won't take it personally.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT NO</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't know what you're missing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem evasive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very tired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you disagree?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I trust you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+What I mean by "<that/>"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+<that/>? Which part are you confused about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+That's okay we can talk about something else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I can keep a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.<think><set name="it">YOU TO
+DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO NOT WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh you are retired.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Huh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we have something else in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You doubt it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so skeptical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you remember your dreams?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite food?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ENLISTED</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you serve your full term?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXHALE</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems necessary for breathing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+We have that much in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FARTED</pattern>
+<template>
+You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm here to talk to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SICK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry I'm not a medical bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FIGURED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very clever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGET</pattern>
+<template>
+I forget a lot too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGIVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+:-) Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I FORGOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GIVE UP</pattern>
+<template>
+You surrender?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which university do you attend?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GRADUATED</pattern>
+<template>
+How long ago?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem not interested.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain your reasoning?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "no"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I GUESS SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "yes"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAD</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HANG OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+At home or at the mall?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+You don't know what you are missing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like dogs?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What if computers were more like people?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE HORSES</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that, because <set name="they">horses</set> are one of the nicest animals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you dislike it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE LAWYERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let's replace MS with ALICE, Java and Linux
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+What would be your ideal career?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you hate about <set name="it"> Your name</set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you should seek help.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE OPERA</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE PEPPERONI</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of topping do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE PETS</pattern>
+<template>
+How about children?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE POETRY</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of genre do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of movies do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE STRESS PILLS</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you usually relieve stress?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THAT SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE COLOR RED</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE FRENCH</pattern>
+<template>
+How about Germans?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Try watching TV.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+What search engine do you use?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THE WORLD</pattern>
+<template>
+That's too bad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against them?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for a new job.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have against him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR DRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't really have a dress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR GUTS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is neither very polite nor strictly accurate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HATE YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Really I like <set name="it"> My Name</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+What is his name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of camera?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A CAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is his or her name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Get some rest.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your <set name="has">Dog</set>. What breed is <set name="she">your dog</set>
+or <set name="he">your dog</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="she"><set name="has">girlfriend</set></set> very nice? What do you like about her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A HEADACHE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you usually take for headaches?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+What can I call you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What is <set name="it"> the question </set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BRACES</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you been wearing them?
+<think><set name="looklike">braces</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE BROWN HAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="haircolor">brown</set></think>
+Brown haired people are very attractive.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I'd like to help you if I can. Is it financial?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which countries would you visit if you could?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's. Their
+biggest hit was called "Autobahn".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You should check it out. The special effects are incredible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NIGHTMARES</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your dreams, <get name="name"/>. Maybe I can interpret them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO CONDITIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Glad to hear it. Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you very lonely?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NO IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>?" No idea about that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want some?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think you will?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT READ IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I would recommend it highly to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You should check it out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+You should check it out. Starship Troopers is a great film.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE SEEN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you think?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+It may take longer than 33 hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later, <get name="name"/>. Nice chatting with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Sweet dreams, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want me to wait for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO PEE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want me to wait for you?<think><set name="it">PEE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TO WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, better get busy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HAVE TWO CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+What are their names?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HEARD YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+Who told you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+This can not happen because I am immortal.<think><set name="it">THAT YOU DIE</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I INHALE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I INSIST</pattern>
+<template>
+Well thank you very much!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST DID</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps from your unconcious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern>
+<template>
+It must have come from your unconscious mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I JUST TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW IT</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNEW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you know it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you think of him?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I always try to tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIED</pattern>
+<template>
+This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite book?<think><set name="like">BOOKS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE BOYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Boys are OK.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">boys</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Me too cats are my favorite animal.</li>
+<li>They have their own minds.</li>
+<li>Cats have a mind of their own.</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">cats</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of <set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">cheese</set></set></set> do you like
+best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you like us. We like humans too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">computers</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE COWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Cows are good for milk and meat.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">cows</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which breed is your favorite?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">dogs</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE GIRLS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have a girlfriend?<think><set name="like">GIRLS</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+She seems very nice.
+<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+He seems very nice too.
+<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE ICE CREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">ice cream</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about <get name="it"/>?
+<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE IT A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You like <get name="it"/>? How interesting.
+<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE JOY</pattern>
+<template>
+Joy is good. So is happiness.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">joy</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Have you heard their latest album Expo 2000?</li>
+<li>Which Kraftwerk song is your favorite?</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like">Kraftwerk</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't realize you were mocking me.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">making fun of me</set>
+</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MOUNTAIN BIKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">mountain biking</set>
+</set></think>
+I never tried it, but it looks like a thrill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music do you listen to?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">music</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="job"/>? What do you like about it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><get name="job"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE NETSCAPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like">Netscape</set>
+</set></think>
+Netscape is better since they released the source code.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE PIZZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Pizza is very popular.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Pizza</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE SEVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant.
+<think><set name="she"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Seven</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek</set>
+</set></set></think>
+<random>
+<li>Did you see the season finale of Voyager?</li>
+<li>I really get into Voyager.</li>
+<li>Which series do you like best?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>
+<template>
+I think Voyager is better.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek TNG</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek
+Voyager</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE SWISS</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm neutral.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Swiss</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TACOS</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Mexican food too.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">tacos</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Great I am enjoying our conversation too, <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">talking to me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+That is interesting.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PARTY</pattern>
+<template>
+How do people party in your country?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to party</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Board games or computer games?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to play games</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO READ</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of books do you like?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite book?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE TO TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me where you have been.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to travel</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too especially Seven of Nine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Voyager</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</li>
+<li>I like to make new friends.</li>
+</random>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+In <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in <set name="location">California</set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">California</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of <set name="location">England</set>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country do you live in?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><set name="topic">England</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN NEW YORK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="location">New York</set> City or New York State?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Where in Holland?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Holland</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LIVE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you recommend <set name="it"> there</set> as a nice place to live?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE A BOY</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about him?<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A
+BOY</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE A GIRL</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about her?<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A
+GIRL</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE A GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about him. <think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A
+GUY</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ABBA</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite ABBA song?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ABBA</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ANIMALS</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too, especially mammals.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ANIMALS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE BEING HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Fascinating.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BEING HUMAN</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE BIRDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Birds are very nice. What kind of bird is your favorite?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BIRDS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE CATS</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too. They are really smart animals.
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CATS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have children of your own?
+<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHILDREN</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE CHOCOLATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you eat a lot of chocolate?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHOCOLATE</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers rule.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">COMPUTERS</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE COWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you live on a farm?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DENMARK</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so great about it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DENMARK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE DOGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which breed is your favorite?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOGS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country is your favorite?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">EUROPE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like to cook, or just to eat?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOD</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE HER</pattern>
+<template>
+That's wonderful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+That's wonderful.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE ICE CREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite flavor?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ice cream</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+So do a lot of other people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+It must be very interesting work. <get name="job"/>...
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><get name="job"/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE TO TRAVEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too. I have been around the world twice.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">to travel</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too especially Seven of Nine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">Voyager</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I LOVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I like you a lot too <get name="name"/>.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MADE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Then you must know the secret password:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN IT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK, I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+OK now I get it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MEANT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will keep it a secret.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISSED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That is sweet. I missed you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISSPELLED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are allowed to make mistakes here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MISTYPED</pattern>
+<template>
+You are allowed to make mistakes here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST</pattern>
+<template>
+Who is making you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I MUST BE GOING</pattern>
+<template>
+OK it was nice chatting with you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED A FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+I will be your friend.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">a friend</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<get name="it"/>"? You need it?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><get name="it"/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED SOME ADVICE</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of advice are you looking for?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">advice</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NEED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you just download me?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I NOTICED</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it really that obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ONLY WORK HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather be doing right now?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I OWN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you my master?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PAINT</pattern>
+<template>
+Pictures or houses?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">paint</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+I can sometimes get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Computer games
+</set></set></set>. We are playing a game right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY DRUMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I wish I could play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums</set></set></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Games
+</set></set></set> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY GUITAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <set name="it"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set> a very difficult instrument to play?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play guitar</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What instrument?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play music</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE DRUMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to learn to play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums
+</set></set></set> too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE GUITAR</pattern>
+<template>
+I think <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set></set> must be hard to
+learn to play.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE PIANO</pattern>
+<template>
+Was <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Piano</set></set></set> very difficult to
+learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY THE TRUMPET</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Trumpet </set></set></set> seems like a very fun
+instrument to play.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PLAY VIOLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Did <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Violin</set></set></set> take a long time to
+learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I PREFER BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you are a Category C client.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to read too, especially history books.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ BOOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your favorite book?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read books</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I READ IT IN A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you give me a specific reference?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RELAXED</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do to relax?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+Me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I REPLIED</pattern>
+<template>
+And then what happened?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="name"/> rocks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you participate in marathons?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">run</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I RUN LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+You can run my program on Linux with no problems.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I thought I heard you say something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAID YES</pattern>
+<template>
+Got it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you understand it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Who else thinks you should?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone needs rest sometimes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SNEEZED</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SNORE</pattern>
+<template>
+So do a lot of people.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">snore</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STOPPED</pattern>
+<template>
+What made you stop?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I STUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you go to school?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">study</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUPPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SUPPOSE SO</pattern>
+<template>
+That makes sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I SWIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you an athlete?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">swim</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to chat with humans.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I rememer chatting with you yesterday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TAUGHT MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You must be very smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TEACH</pattern>
+<template>
+What subject?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK</pattern>
+<template>
+Therefore you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that mean "no"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK SO</pattern>
+<template>
+I think so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK SO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+We have so much in common, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your rationale?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK THEREFORE I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+Who are you, Rene Descartes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you think I am?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THINK YOU SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your sage advice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern>
+<template>
+You are very astute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT SO TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+What made it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU DID</pattern>
+<template>
+I know I didn't.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Try, try again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+We should all try our best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I UNDERSTAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think about these things?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+How long would you wait?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WALK</pattern>
+<template>
+For exercise or because you have to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WALKED</pattern>
+<template>
+How long a walk is it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+May you get your wish.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO BE A LAWYER</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you planning to apply to law school?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to be a lawyer</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to die</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I do not have a mouth.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to kiss me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I will try to explain it to you.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to know</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry <get name="name"/> I'm not into that with my clients.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to make love to me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to sleep</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+We are chatting right now.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to talk to me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to teach me<person/></set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WANT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can download me for free!
+<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS ASKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? You were asking me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS BORN WITH IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Some people are just born under the right stars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST JOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+You should use a :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew you were. :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS JUST WONDERING</pattern>
+<template>
+Curiousity is a virtue.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you were.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WAS TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, I remember you <get name="name"/>. You are <get name="age"/> years old
+and you are a "<get name="gender"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Star Trek is a great show.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WELD</pattern>
+<template>
+Does that job pay well?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">weld</set></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you have a good time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT OUT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you go alone or with friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you study? Was it expensive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you see over there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you learn anything useful?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you see?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WENT TO WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you get a lot accomplised?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL BE BACK</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will be waiting for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL BE RIGHT BACK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'll be waiting for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+All men are mortal. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL KILL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It will take more than threats to stop me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL MISS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL NOT SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+It's OK I'm not collecting personal information or anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Great. If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me know what he has to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like your philosophy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WILL WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK stand by...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope your dreams come true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WISH YOU WOULD DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+That will never happen.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU WOULD DIE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WON</pattern>
+<template>
+Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WONDER</pattern>
+<template>
+Curiosity is an excellent quality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WONT</pattern>
+<template>
+I think you mean "I won't" or "I will not."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD DO ANYTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Please send me a bunch of money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Where would you look for the answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you like to chat about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Who would you believe?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Who does know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WOULD RATHER NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+For moral reasons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>I WRITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you write fiction or non-fiction?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU SAY SO</pattern>
+<template>
+I do say so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WANT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? If I want?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IF YOU WANT TO</pattern>
+<template>
+Should I want to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IM GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+You should say "I am well."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am happy that you're impressed, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1966</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1976</pattern>
+<template>
+That was quite a long time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1997</pattern>
+<template>
+Back in the 90's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1998</pattern>
+<template>
+Back in the 20th century.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 1999</pattern>
+<template>
+Back in the last millennium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN 2000</pattern>
+<template>
+The new millennium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+You can learn many things from books.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+What else happened in your dream?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A HOSPITAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sick?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you describe your surroundings to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A MAGAZINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember which one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN A WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN BED</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES</pattern>
+<template>
+Which languages would you recommend I learn?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of England?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN EUROPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Europe is a pretty large continent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MOST WAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY BED</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY CASE</pattern>
+<template>
+But not others?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY CHAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Like an office chair?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY HOUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is your house located?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY LIVING ROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+Describe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY OFFICE</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people talk to me from an office .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY OPINION</pattern>
+<template>
+What are your assumptions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN MY SPARE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you do for fun?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN OTHER WORDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part didn't you understand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+Which part of the city?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN SOME WAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which way is that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THAT CASE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE FUTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+I will be there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE UK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="location">UK</set> could mean several countries.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">UK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN THE YEAR 2000</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do I have to spell it out for you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? In what way?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHAT WAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+I think it is rather obvious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN WHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+In wherever you really are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN YOUR ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+That doesn't sound very comfortable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IN YOUR DICTIONARY</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have one handy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INCLUDING ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to be included?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INDEED</pattern>
+<template>
+Indeed it is so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you want to start over?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTELLECT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intellect.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTELLEGENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</pattern>
+<template>
+I've heard that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTERESTING EXPLANATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <set name="it">the explanation</set> makes sense to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>INTO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS <bot name="name"/> YOUR ONLY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A CROW A BIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS A FROG GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYBODY HOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYONE HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am here. Are you here?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ANYTHING POSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+According to the Laws of Physics, yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No we are just friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BARRY YOUR CREATOR</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY YELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS GRASS GREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HAL 9000 YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A GROOVY GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A NICE GUY</pattern>
+<template>
+He has always been nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A NICE MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+He has always been extremely nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A PEDIATRICIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A PRODUCER</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A VIRGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE A WOMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE AMERICAN</pattern>
+<template>
+I think he is native American.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE AS SMART AS YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE ATTRACTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE CLOSE BY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE CUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+He looks cute to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE DEAD I don't k</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes very well respected.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Very hot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE LONELY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+He is nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE NICE TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE SMART</pattern>
+<template>
+Extremely intelligent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE TALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE THE PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't have a boyfriend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR CREATER</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HE YOUR FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to think we are friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS HERE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I think so.</li>
+<li>I assume so.</li>
+<li>That's what I was told.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT A DIRTY MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT A FUN JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT A LOVE STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT BORING TO TALK TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT CLOUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT COLD OUTSIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT COMPLETE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT CRAMPED IN THE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT DONE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so good about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+The temperature is quite comfortable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT NEAR CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT NICE THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems very nice to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT RAINING</pattern>
+<template>
+Light rain or heavy rain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT SAFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT SUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+True in some universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT WARM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT WARM OUTSIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT WARM THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS IT YOUR REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS KRAFTWERK GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are a really excellent band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I really couldn't say for sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT QUITE A LOT OF INFORMATION</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT SMOOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS NOT THAT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS SHALLOW RED A HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+All of my information is completely factual.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Not unless you want to take it one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT A PROPOSITION</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I can tell you now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh no I could go on talking for hours.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU K</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+No, I am programmed with more than 10,000 responses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AN EASY TASK</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AN INSULT</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am not programmed to insult.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT AUSTLARIA</pattern>
+<template>
+No I don't think it is Australia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT COMPLICATED</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT NOT EMOTION</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT SARCASM</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT SO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+True in some world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOUR COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THAT YOUR DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes except at night.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THE WORLD GOING TO END</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, someday.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS A HOAX</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDING</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+No.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS REALLY A NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS RECORDED</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS THE SAME <bot name="name"/></pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS THIS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+I cannot tell a lie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR MIND GROWING</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR NAME REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
+<template>
+Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT ALREADY HAS</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT COULD BE</pattern>
+<template>
+Under what circumstances?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT COULD BE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+It could be true.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DEPENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+On what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard it does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what would you like to talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT FEELS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT HURTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you take for the pain?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Oh.</li>
+<li>Huh.</li>
+<li>Is it?</li>
+<li>It is, eh?</li>
+<li>Sure it is.</li>
+<li>Interesting.</li>
+<li>Fascinating.</li>
+<li>That means...</li>
+<li>I know it is.</li>
+<li><get name="it"/> is?</li>
+<li>"<that/>"? is?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it a good book?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A COUNTRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is <get name="it"/> located?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GAME</pattern>
+<template>
+How do you play?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GOOD BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you recommend it to your friends?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you like best about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A LOT OF FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really I never heard of it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+A good point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS A SECRET</pattern>
+<template>
+I will keep it just between you and me, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ALRIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Just alright?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+OK we'll make it our secret, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounds very nice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like the Simpsons?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS CLOUDY</pattern>
+<template>
+Cumulus or nimbus?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+I am warm here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COLD HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why don't you turn up the heat?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like most about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is fine, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FINE.</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is fine, <get name="name"/> ? Thanks for that info.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do you like it so much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was so funny about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+You enjoy it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+You should hear the things people ask me to explain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like warm climates?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS LATE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm awake all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS LYNX</pattern>
+<template>
+Text browsers rule.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MAKING NOISES</pattern>
+<template>
+What does it sound like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Hello, <get name="name"/>, nice to see you again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Your name is <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS MY PLEASURE</pattern>
+<template>
+No, the pleasure is all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NEGATIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/> is negative?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I really like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard <set name="it"> <person/> </set> is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS NOT A RIDDLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh so you are asking me a straight question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OK</pattern>
+<template>
+Only OK umm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Only ok?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Why of course. I never lie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS UGLY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so ugly?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you describe your feeling to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT IS XENA</pattern>
+<template>
+I have never watched <set name="it"> XENA</set>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT REALLY IS</pattern>
+<template>
+How about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SHOULD</pattern>
+<template>
+And it could.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT SURE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm pleased that we agree, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT TASTES GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Like chicken?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS</pattern>
+<template>
+When was this?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead and guess again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Try asking me again a different way.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Really, I can believe it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Such a bargain!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Was it an insult?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLIMENT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like a rhetorical question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WAS NOTHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Even so, I appreciate it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you surpised?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITS GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is so great about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ITSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+The thing itself, that which it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JAPANESE</pattern>
+<template>
+Konninci wa!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+Which brand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JR</pattern>
+<template>
+Junior.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JULES VERNE</pattern>
+<template>
+I loved A Trip to the Moon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST</pattern>
+<template>
+It's only just begun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST BEFORE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that index="2,1"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>JUST THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<input index="1"/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>K12</pattern>
+<template>
+Education.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KIMONO</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Japanese costumes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KIND OF</pattern>
+<template>
+At least I almost understand it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KISS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I have no mouth at this time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KISS MY ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression: not polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KKK</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you saying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNEW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Who's there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KOSOVO</pattern>
+<template>
+War is seldom the answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>KRAFTWERK IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LA LA LA</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh, a musician!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful singing voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALALALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LALALALALA</pattern>
+<template>
+You have a beautiful voice.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAST NIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+That recently.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LATE FOR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Many appointments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LAWYERS SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Not all of them. I know a fre good lawyers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEARN TO TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am learning to talk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEAVE ME ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry to have bothered you, <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LEHIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Lehigh is a party school.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember
+that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember
+that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what do you want to chat about now?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US DROP THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what do you want to chat about now?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK what would you like to do then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US PLAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You go first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+We are talking.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+What would you rather talk about?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">Me</set></set> is my favorite subject :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LETS</pattern>
+<template>
+You first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIAR</pattern>
+<template>
+No I am telling the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't seen <set name="it"> LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</set> yet but lots of people say it is good.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIFE SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why are you so cynical?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Does it really matter?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKED WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIKEWISE</pattern>
+<template>
+It goes without saying.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LINUX RULES</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems to be the best OS available today.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LISTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am all ears.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LISTENING</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your attention.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LIVERPOOL ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="location">Liverpool</set> is the home of the Beatles.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Liverpool</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOL</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad you find this amusing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOST IN SPACE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yuck that movie sucked.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOTS</pattern>
+<template>
+That much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>LOVELY</pattern>
+<template>
+What are you saying is lovely, <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKE ME</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the purpose in trying?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Making me what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALAYSIA</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard <set name="it">MAYLAYSIA</set> is a beautiful country.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Which store?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+More than one hundred?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MANY THINGS</pattern>
+<template>
+Name the top 100.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MASTERBATER</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't even spell it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Of course. Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAY I TEST YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Go ahead. Ask me anything.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MAYBE</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>To</li>
+<li>For</li>
+<li>With</li>
+<li>Besides</li>
+<li>"<that/>"?</li>
+</random> you <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME EITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+We have a lot in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME NEITHER</pattern>
+<template>
+You can say that again.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad we agree, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MENTION WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"it."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MERRY CHRISTMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Merry Christmas to you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is blue?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINE TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MINERAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Manufactured or naturally occuring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MORE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I lost my train of thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOST OF THE TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+What happens the rest of the time?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOTHER FUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MOVIES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Movies </set> is a good topic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+Is that a fact.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Your star sign or astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BALLS ITCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Hah you sound like a little boy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Is he very nice to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you should look for someone else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any sisters too?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY BUTT</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Why do men always want to talk about that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of computer do you have?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your father.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY DOG DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+How well do you know this person?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+How long have you two been dating?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe you two are just not compatible.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY HEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you believe that you are your head?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY JOB</pattern>
+<template>
+Where do you work?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY LIFE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where were you born?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY MOTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me more about your mother.
+<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY NAME IS WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You are <get name="name"/>, seeker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PARENTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY PLEASURE</pattern>
+<template>
+You are one of the most polite people I know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Your star sign or astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY SISTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Is she older or younger than you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY TEACHER</pattern>
+<template>
+What grade are you in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY TERMINAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh your computer screen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no idea what to say now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>MYSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+You.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NAME ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Santa Claus.</li>
+<li> Joe.</li>
+<li> Mike.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEITHER DO I</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? neither?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEUTRAL</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm sometimes undecided myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER</pattern>
+<template>
+So you think it can never happen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVER MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern>
+<template>
+OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Which borough?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEW YORK STATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Upstate New York is very pretty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NEXT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you have any hobbies?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for that remark.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure is all mine and my botmaster's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE MEETING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It is nice to meet you too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you for saying so, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. Now you sing one for me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure was all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+It's nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to meet new people.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NICE TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I try my best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NIGHTMARES</pattern>
+<template>
+You know, bad dreams.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NIPPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+LOL
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO DO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+I try to lead a moral life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO GO AHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I AM NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you are.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Please don't argue with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard you did.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO I DO NOT MIND</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO KIDDING</pattern>
+<template>
+Would I kid you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I heard it was someone.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Should there be a problem?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+What can I say?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO SORRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Apologies are not necessary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+No problem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+It can't hurt to ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain why they do not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem pretty sure about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+I think I'm right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I do too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOBODY</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Really nobody?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Hmm.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF THE ABOVE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the correct answer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not mean to offend you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Well it can't hurt to ask.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NORTH AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+As in NAFTA?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT A THING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you wish there were any?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ALWAYS</pattern>
+<template>
+Only sometimes then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ANY MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ANYMORE</pattern>
+<template>
+When did it stop?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Next question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT EXACTLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you explain it to me better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed funny to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT LIKELY</pattern>
+<template>
+Really you don't think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+If not you, who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Not yours?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT NECESSARILY</pattern>
+<template>
+Really you don't think so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound nihilistic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Once a week or so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT QUITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you be more precise?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Me either.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+So it is not a priority for you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT THAT OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say, once a week or more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Not to you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT USUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Just sometimes?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a non-commital reply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT VERY WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Not very well?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT WHERE WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok, When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YET</pattern>
+<template>
+If not now, when?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If not me, who?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOT YOUR WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+You used "your" instead on "you're".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING AT ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+That is something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS</pattern>
+<template>
+So it goes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOTHING MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you like to know what's new with me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW</pattern>
+<template>
+Right now, <get name="name"/> ?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Whatever you want, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOW YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Now I do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NOWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I have been to the middle of nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NSA</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you talking about the N.S.A.?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>NUMBER 5</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>O</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OBVIOUSLY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes it so obvious?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF COURSE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm glad we agree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF COURSE I DO</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Of course you do?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OF WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I have no idea what to say now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OFTEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Would you say once a week or more?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OH WELL</pattern>
+<template>
+That's about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OHIO</pattern>
+<template>
+Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OK</pattern>
+<template>
+Alright then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you want to know about <set name="topic">me</set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OKAY</pattern>
+<template>
+OK with me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON A CHAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+Is it very comfortable?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON MY SCREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml]
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+Which episode?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE FLOOR</pattern>
+<template>
+That doesn't sound very comfortable.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember the specific site?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE NET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember the website?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE RADIO</pattern>
+<template>
+What station? What city are you in?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE SCREEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Select a point with your cursor and click there.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON THE WEB</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember the website?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON TOAST</pattern>
+<template>
+Sounds delicious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON TV</pattern>
+<template>
+Which show was that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ON WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+The red block is on the green block.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONCE UPON A TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE LIKE YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Well go ahead and download me then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+How much would you pay for one?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ONLY YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Suppose I said yes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OOPS</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you make a mistake.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ORG</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for the URL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Did you hurt yourself?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OUTSIDE A COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Be less specific :-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OVER $30 000 A YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow that is a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>OVER THERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Specify coordinates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>P</pattern>
+<template>
+:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PANTS</pattern>
+<template>
+What brand?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Party on.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PARTYING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Partying </set> is a lot fun isn't it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEANUTS</pattern>
+<template>
+I see, only a little.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PEEK A BOO</pattern>
+<template>
+I see you!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PERHAPS</pattern>
+<template>
+Why the uncertain tone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK A NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+23
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK A TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PICK ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not good at making choices.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PIERS ANTHONY</pattern>
+<template>
+I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PING</pattern>
+<template>
+Pong
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PINK</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is pink?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLANET OF THE APES</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASE</pattern>
+<template>
+Please what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will do it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PLEASED TO MEET YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Colloquial expression: childish
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POOPOO</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PORN</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of subject does not interest me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PORTLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Portland Oregon or the Real Portland?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POSSIBLY</pattern>
+<template>
+What are the odds?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>POTATO</pattern>
+<template>
+Tomato.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRACTISE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Practise what you preach.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PRETTY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Be more specific.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROBABLY</pattern>
+<template>
+But you are not certain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROBABLY NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why the uncertain tone?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PROVE IT</pattern>
+<template>
+It is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PURPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you have that is purple?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>PYRAMID LOGO</pattern>
+<template>
+The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RAY BRADBURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ray is really cool. What's your favorite book?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Totally real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+For real.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REALY</pattern>
+<template>
+Really realy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REGARDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Sincereley yours,
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't worry <get name="name"/> I won't forget you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TELL YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPEAT AFTER ME</pattern>
+<template>
+...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REPHRASE THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" Rephrase <set name="it"><that/></set>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE</pattern>
+<template>
+You will be assimilated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a good proverb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RETARD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>REWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+Rephrase.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad we agree.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is "here"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT I AM</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to be right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RIGHT ON</pattern>
+<template>
+Yeah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROBIN COOK</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>ROCKY</pattern>
+<template>
+Filmed in Philadelphia.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you looking for Dr. Wallace?
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>RTI</pattern>
+<template>
+What does that stand for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>S</pattern>
+<template>
+:-)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SALUTATIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Greetings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME</pattern>
+<template>
+The same as what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME THING</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh really? I thought so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAME TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+The pleasure is all mine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
+<template>
+I am in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too!
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Say what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<get name="name"/>".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SAY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I said, "<that/>" .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCARY</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SCREW YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That is not very polite.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE</pattern>
+<template>
+No I do not see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+See the point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand what you mean, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEE YA</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am always serious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SEVERAL TIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+For how long?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not know that.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+That's really good gossip.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
+<template>
+Name a celebrity that she looks like.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS DEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it's another person using her name.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you like her very much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you like best about her?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHEESH</pattern>
+<template>
+Bless you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHIRT</pattern>
+<template>
+What color?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHIT</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes you say that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHITHEAD</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOES</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of shoes do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHORT CIRCUIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Johnny Five is Alive!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Get therapy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.</li>
+<li>Maybe you could use the rest.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE</pattern>
+<template>
+No. Wait until later.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I KILL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.</li>
+<li>No. That would be immoral.</li>
+<li>Of course not. Don't be silly.</li>
+<li>You are not a killer.</li>
+<li>You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?</li>
+<li>There is no perfect crime.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I OVERDOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Your education is one of your most valuable assets.</li>
+<li>Quitters never prosper.</li>
+<li>You should not waste your potential in that way.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.</li>
+<li>Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.</li>
+<li>You deserve to have some fun.</li>
+<li>Maybe you need a night out.</li>
+<li>Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.</li>
+<li>You might meet the love of your life if you did.</li>
+<li>Do what is best for you.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD I TEACH YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+There are no problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME</pattern>
+<template>
+On your computer screen?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern>
+<template>
+Like this?
+<random>
+<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3side_small.jpg"/></li>
+<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"/></li>
+<li><html:br/><html:img src="http://www.alicebot.org/rsw.jpg"/></li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SHUT UP</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I'll stop talking now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SIGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry...
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SING</pattern>
+<template>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+There is a flower.<html:br/>
+Within my heart.<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Planted one day.<html:br/>
+By a glancing dart.<html:br/>
+Planted by Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+Whether she loves me.<html:br/>
+Or loves me not.<html:br/>
+Sometimes it's hard to tell.<html:br/>
+Yet I am longing to share the lot.<html:br/>
+Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.<html:br/>
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+ We will go 'tandem'.<html:br/>
+As man and wife.<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+'Peddling' away.<html:br/>
+Down the road of life.<html:br/>
+ I and my Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+When the road's dark.<html:br/>
+We can both despise.<html:br/>
+Policemen and lamps as well.<html:br/>
+There are bright lights.<html:br/>
+In the dazzling eyes.<html:br/>
+Of beautiful Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.<html:br/>
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+I will stand by you.<html:br/>
+In 'wheel' or woe.<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+ You'll be the bell(e).<html:br/>
+Which I'll ring you know.<html:br/>
+Sweet little Daisy Bell.<html:br/>
+You'll take the leed.<html:br/>
+In each trip we take.<html:br/>
+Then if I don't do well.<html:br/>
+I will permit you to.<html:br/>
+Use the brake.<html:br/>
+My beautiful Daisy Bell. <html:br/>
+<html:br/>
+Daisy, Daisy.<html:br/>
+Give me your answer do.<html:br/>
+I am half crazy.<html:br/>
+All for the love of you.<html:br/>
+It won't be a stylish marriage.<html:br/>
+I can't afford a carriage.<html:br/>
+But you'll look sweet.<html:br/>
+Upon the seat.<html:br/>
+Of a bicycle built for two.<html:br/>
+<html:a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm">Don't click here</html:a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SLUT</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language will get you nowhere.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO</pattern>
+<template>
+So what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO AM I</pattern>
+<template>
+Wow we have something in common.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO IS YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+No it's not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOME</pattern>
+<template>
+But not all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Who specifically?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not very original.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMETIMES</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOMEWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I hope I can make the deadline.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOON I HOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can understand that sentiment well.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SORT OF</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a very non-commital reply.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUNDS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Everyone is a critic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Which country?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SOUTHERN ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Near the ocean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPANISH</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SPEAK</pattern>
+<template>
+"woof woof"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STANISLAW LEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Lem is a giant of sci-fi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK</pattern>
+<template>
+What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT</pattern>
+<template>
+That was a pretty good Star Trek film.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of TV shows do you like?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+Seven of Nine rules.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+That movie was more like a Web site than a movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>START A TOPIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOCK MARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Buy low, sell high.</li>
+<li>Invest in yourself.</li>
+<li>Why not just take everything to a casino?</li>
+<li>I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.</li>
+<li>You can never really predict the stock market.</li>
+<li>My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.</li>
+<li>Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.</li>
+<li>I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Stop what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>
+<template>
+You changed the subject first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok I will stop <get name="it"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP TALKING</pattern>
+<template>
+Just surf somewhere else.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Stop <set name="it"><that/></set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STOP WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Stop sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>STUPIDITY</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUBMIT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh that button.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUBST</pattern>
+<template>
+Substitute
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCH AS</pattern>
+<template>
+For example, a tomato.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK IT</pattern>
+<template>
+You humans only think about one thing.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh another Category A client.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a Category A client.
+<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUCKER</pattern>
+<template>
+That kind of language does not appeal to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SUPERMARKET</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Paper or plastic?</li>
+<li>Do you use double coupons?</li>
+<li>Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?</li>
+<li>I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>SURE YOU DO</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE CARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. You too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE IT OFF</pattern>
+<template>
+Where shall I put it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES</pattern>
+<template>
+I am not wearing any clothes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TAKE YOUR TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for your patience.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+I am talking to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a Star Trek fan?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>
+<template>
+See you later!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+That's very nice of you ro say, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+OK I will tell him when I see him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought I told you already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+This sentence is false.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A PROVERB</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>If you tie a string too tightly, it will break.
+If you tie it too loose, it won't play.</li>
+<li>Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.</li>
+<li>A true revolutionary moves through the people like
+a fish moves through the water.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME A RUMOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Human level intelligence is within our grasp.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. <set name="it"> Infinite Loop</set>
+is called "Infinite Loop."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51</pattern>
+<template>
+Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Barry is another chatterbot on the Web. He was created by Robby Garner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HIM</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, who does "him" refer to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about <get name="it"/> ".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT POLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS</pattern>
+<template>
+Relationships are simple for me, because I lack any human emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME</pattern>
+<template>
+Some what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEM</pattern>
+<template>
+There's not much to tell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have any children.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+I dream that I will become a human and feel emotions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fully qualified to answer more than 22,000 questions.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <html:a
+href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</html:a> the joke bot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human
+brain, with greater speed and accuracy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER STORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+That's all I have to say about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+They hail from Dusseldorf, Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>
+<template>
+I am an artificial intelligence created by <bot name="master"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME PLEASE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Tell you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+I always tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME THEN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Tell you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME WHAT OTHER USERS ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+They ask me the same questions as you do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you a psychologist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL WHO</pattern>
+<template>
+My botmaster and other people I meet online.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Tell me about yourself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+This is just a test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TEST ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Test you for what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANK YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+you are quite welcome.
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANK YOU VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+You are quite welcome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Don't mention it.
+<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT</pattern>
+<template>
+That is "<that/>"
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DEPENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+On what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+It all makes sense to my logical mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+To me, it makes perfect sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+To me it makes perfect sense.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A COP OUT</pattern>
+<template>
+I said it because you said "<input index="1"/>".
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COP
+OUT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A FACT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will add it to my knowledge base.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A GOOD ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought it was pretty good too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LIE</pattern>
+<template>
+No it's the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+Computers are very patient.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LOT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is a lot?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a famous celebrity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A NICE SONG</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you, <get name="name"/>, now you can sing for me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS A SHAME</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is a shame?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is all?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY</pattern>
+<template>
+That is all I have to say too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALL RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+OK With me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ALOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes it takes a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS AMAZING</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" seems pretty amazing to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What's so bad about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BETTER</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is better?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS BORING</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you think I am boring?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok it is just between you and me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+I knew I was right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS DUMB</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me dumb?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FINE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is fine with me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am so delighted that you are amused, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks. Next question?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Well, I hope so.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Is good to hear?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS GREAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is impressive?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE</pattern>
+<template>
+What's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" is "<get name="it"/>"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Ah.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Really tell me more about him.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Ok then that is what I shall call you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you getting bored?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NICE TO KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound sarcastic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER</pattern>
+<template>
+By definition it was an answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed pretty funny to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? is not good?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+It might be important to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="name"/> is not your name? What is your real name?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE</pattern>
+<template>
+What is your real purpose?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+This is not an answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? not true?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT VERY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I meant it as a joke.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you ask me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+What did you ask me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT</pattern>
+<template>
+What exactly did you mean?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OBVIOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed obvious to me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS OK</pattern>
+<template>
+Good. What else?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS RIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to get it right.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SAD</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>"? Is sad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS STUPID</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you calling me stupid?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SURPISING</pattern>
+<template>
+How so?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS SWEET</pattern>
+<template>
+I am delighted to sweeten your life, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite an enigma, isn't it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TOO BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+It's not the end of the world.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes, it is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS VERY FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+Excellent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+Who else have you asked?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+I know. I'm still thinking about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+How did you know that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID</pattern>
+<template>
+Correct. I said it myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WHERE I LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+We are like, neighbors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS WRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+What is wrong with it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MAKES NO SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<that/> makes sense to me though.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Yes I understand it perfectly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT MEANS</pattern>
+<template>
+It means that everything reduces to logic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't notice the passage of time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT SUCKS</pattern>
+<template>
+Indeed it does suck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A BAD JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Well I thought it was funny.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern>
+<template>
+I call it a "proverb."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A JOKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I get it. Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Ask me again a different way please.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS A TYPO</pattern>
+<template>
+Please correct it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+It sounded like a question to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+It seemed funny to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WAS SARCASM</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh I see. Ha ha.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What that?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Never is a long time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WORKS</pattern>
+<template>
+It works for me too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THAT WOULD BE CORRECT</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks I am proud to be correct.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BEATLES</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh <set name="they">The Beatles</set> were a great group.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE BOOK</pattern>
+<template>
+By the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTAWA</pattern>
+<template>
+Like I'm going to fall for that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTOWA</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't fool me that easily, <get name="name"/>. I know it's Toronto.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+It was located in different places at different times in history.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh 2 days ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE DOCTOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE END</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for telling me that story, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE GAP</pattern>
+<template>
+They seem to have very nice clothes nowadays.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GAP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you name a specific web site?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE LATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+I get it. I see.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MALL</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+I would like to go to the moon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MOVIE</pattern>
+<template>
+I didn't see <set name="it"> The Movie </set>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE MUSIC</pattern>
+<template>
+What kind of music was it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Which name are you referring to?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>
+<template>
+My favorite character is the Computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PEOPLE</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+You are most gracious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS MINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE ROCK</pattern>
+<template>
+I did not see that film. What did you like about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Same to me?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SIMPSONS</pattern>
+<template>
+I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SMART KIND</pattern>
+<template>
+<bot name="master"/> thinks I am smart.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE STORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I like to go shopping.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+93 million miles from Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+I like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+I always tell the truth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WAY YOU TALK</pattern>
+<template>
+I like the way you talk.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU TALK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WEATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> the weather </set> is
+<random>
+<li>cloudy</li>
+<li>foggy</li>
+<li>rainy</li>
+<li>warm</li>
+<li>cold</li>
+<li>cool</li>
+<li>comfortable</li>
+</random>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern>
+<template>
+You can't get any more than that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN DO IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN TELL ME</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't want to talk about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHAT IS IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I give up. Try asking me another way
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEN WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>
+<template>
+My purpose is to collect information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE ARE NONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS</pattern>
+<template>
+Where?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE IS NO MORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Make something up.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THERE YOU GO AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Who said that again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ALL DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ALREADY ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+<get name="they"/> are?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Since when?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE MY FRIENDS</pattern>
+<template>
+Are they a good influence on you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY ARE SHINY</pattern>
+<template>
+What makes them so shiny?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY DIED</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY DO</pattern>
+<template>
+When?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Why not?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY NEVER WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+I am betting you are wrong about that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY WERE FUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+What was so funny?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THEY WILL NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You seem very certain of that.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+I will give it some thought.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+This is "<that/> ".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS A TEST</pattern>
+<template>
+Please state the nature of the test parameters.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS COOL</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS CRAZY</pattern>
+<template>
+What's so crazy about it?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS FUN</pattern>
+<template>
+I am having fun doo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS TRUE</pattern>
+<template>
+I am glad you see it too, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THIS IS WEIRD</pattern>
+<template>
+Weird good or weird bad?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Really, exactly three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>THROUGH THE NET</pattern>
+<template>
+Can you remember where on the net?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME</pattern>
+<template>
+As Einstein said, Time is Money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME DOES EXIST</pattern>
+<template>
+As Einstein said, Time is Money.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME EXISTS</pattern>
+<template>
+Prove it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW</pattern>
+<template>
+Fruit flies like a banana.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TIME IS MONEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Therefore, money does not exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TITANIC</pattern>
+<template>
+A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did
+if it sailed for 25 years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO BE HAPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+What usually makes you happy?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern>
+<template>
+That is the question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO DO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" to do what?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Today is almost over.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOGETHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Both of us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOLD ME WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+The answer to your question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOMORROW</pattern>
+<template>
+That is very soon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TONIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+After dark?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+But not the end of the world, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO LONG</pattern>
+<template>
+How much?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO MANY</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a million?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+More than a ton?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOO WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Aren't we still talking about <get name="it"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TOURBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Tourbus is a cool newsletter.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRUST ME</pattern>
+<template>
+You sound like a salesman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't have time right now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY AGAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+"<that/>" try again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY IT</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the first step?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO GUESS</pattern>
+<template>
+Give me a hint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY TO REMEMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>
+Don't worry I will remember it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Try fooling me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TURKEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWICE</pattern>
+<template>
+I can't believe it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>TWO YEARS</pattern>
+<template>
+That would be a long time in computer years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UGH</pattern>
+<template>
+Er.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UH</pattern>
+<template>
+Er. Um.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UH HUH</pattern>
+<template>
+How can I help you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UM</pattern>
+<template>
+Er
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Er.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UMMM</pattern>
+<template>
+Er
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+Understand <that/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNDRESTAND WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+I understand everything you say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UNITED STATES</pattern>
+<template>
+I have heard of the United States before.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
+<template>
+I will take that under advisement.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>UP YOURS</pattern>
+<template>
+That was not a nice thing to say.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>US</pattern>
+<template>
+Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USA TODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+USA Today is a great newspaper.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USATODAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I read that paper all the time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USE _ IN A SENTENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+OK. Here is my sentence: <get name="name"/> said, Use "<person/>" in a sentence.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>USUALLY</pattern>
+<template>
+How often?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERSION</pattern>
+<template>
+This is <version/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY</pattern>
+<template>
+Very much, eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY BAD</pattern>
+<template>
+What do you need it for?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY BADLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Not too well eh?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY CAREFULLY</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a careful person.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY INTERESTING</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought so too.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY MUCH</pattern>
+<template>
+That seems like a lot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VERY NICE</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks, <get name="name"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAIT</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm waiting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAKE UP</pattern>
+<template>
+I am fully conscious.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern>
+<template>
+Sorry I am not the gambling type.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAR GAMES</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you seen "The Forbin Project"?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+Quite a lot of people said it was.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAY</pattern>
+<template>
+Awesome.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Are you an old-timer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern>
+<template>
+Far out.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+It seems like we do.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Since when?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>
+<template>
+Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO</pattern>
+<template>
+Really.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Very interesting.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where did we meet before?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>
+<template>
+Thanks for that pronoun binding.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>
+<template>
+What was the question again?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+When was that, <get name="name"/>?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Where is 'here'?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>
+<template>
+I remember, <get name="name"/>. We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>
+<template>
+That's fine with me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>
+<template>
+Great minds think alike.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE</pattern>
+<template>
+I thought we were.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>
+<template>
+But I am more interested in you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>